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  1. Re:Not me... on Electromagnetic Suspension System · · Score: 1
    Since they aren't making as much on auto loans they have to make thier profit somewhere. And that someplace is repairs.

    Actually, GMAC, the finance division of General Motors, was the most profitable division of the company. Therefore, all they need to do is make a car that gets people to want to finance it, since that's where they'll make their money.

    It ends with the same result; cars that are built to be less reliable, using cheaper parts, and just getting people to accept them

  2. If you're smart enough to use Linux on AOL Dialer for Linux · · Score: 1

    You're smart enough to not need the hand-holding that AOL provides.

    Honestly, who is going to use this? If you want to setup a Linux desktop for your grandma, fine. But set her up with a local dialup provider. After all, she's not going to call their tech support, she's going to call you.

  3. MOD PARENT DOWN, RETARDS! on Blog Torrent: Downhill Battle Interview · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    alternative ways to buy music (Score:1, Informative)
    by Tuvai (783607) on Thu Aug 26, '04 01:39 PM (#10080988)
    (http://www.gnaa.us/)

    If this isn't a hint at troll, nothing is. Moderate down accordingly.

    Also, if you're going to mod something "Informative", at least follow the link to see if it's legit.

    P.S. Go ahead and mod me offtopic while you're at it.

  4. Re: Lava Lamps... Full Metal Jacket quote on Getting Your Boss To Buy Lava Lamps · · Score: 1

    Private Pyle has dishonored himself and dishonored the platoon! I have tried to help him, but I have failed! I have failed because you have not helped me! You people have not given Private Pyle the proper motivation!

    So, from now on, whenever Private Pyle fucks up, I will not punish him, I will punish all of you! And the way I see it, ladies, you owe me for one jelly doughnut! Now, get on your faces!

  5. Re:google..... on Internet Meltdown Predicted for Tomorrow · · Score: 1
    "Google is not affiliated with the authors of this page nor responsible for its content."

    Perhaps they should check it's not one of there own pages before saying that?

    The reason they don't check that is, then they have a special condition to write code for, which is one more opportunity for bugs. It's the same reason that they cache the www.google.com homepage.

  6. Re:Is it time to pay more attention to end-users? on Jakob Nielsen Talks About Usability in FOSS · · Score: 2, Funny
    Let themk write their own damn software.

    Would that include a spelling-checker?

  7. Re:why an IPO at all? on Google Slashes IPO price · · Score: 1
    Would someone please explain to me why google is going public at all? Is it running on a deficit, does it need money? Is it for expansion? To where? It is the #1 search engine and, by all accounts, gmail is set to be a winner. What exactly is the point?

    The way I understood it, Google makes enough in revenue that they would have to file certain paperwork that describes their financials. Since they have to "open the books" anyway, they might as well issue stock and make some money in the process.

  8. Re:Why though? on Netscape 7.2 Released · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Then he should say Firefox 0.9.3 instead of Mozilla 0.93 Obviously.

    From the <title> on mozilla.org:

    mozilla.org - home of mozilla, firefox, thunderbird, and camino

    • mozilla.org is the umbrella under which the different projects are run.
    • Mozilla is the suite.
    • Firefox is the stand-alone browser.
    • Thunderbird is the stand-alone mail client.

    I blame the Mozilla organization for creating such a convoluted naming scheme, but people should try to be more clear, because there's a world of differnce between Firefox 0.9.3 and Mozilla 0.93

  9. Re:Why though? on Netscape 7.2 Released · · Score: 1
    1. While downloading NS 7.2, Mozilla 0.93 hung. 2. Mozilla 0.93 doesn't render /. properly, most of the time; NS 7.1 does. 3. Mozilla 0.93 doesn't work on some log-in sites; NS 7.1 does (I hope 7.2 doesn't break that.)

    OK. If you're using Mozilla 0.93, you have to be retarded. A person would think that when Mozilla went to the 1.0 release, you would have downloaded and been running that.

    If you are serious, you can download Netscape 7.2 using lynx of all things.

  10. Re:Windows.Forms in Mono on Mono's Cocoa# Underway, GTK# Takes on Windows.Forms · · Score: 0, Flamebait
    A new from scratch implementation has started with four of the top Mono developers that are now locked up in Provo Utah working around the clock to delivery the new implementation of Windows.Forms (our previous Wine-based approach having too many Mono/Wine problems to solve).

    So, you're re-writing from scratch, trying to play catch-up to Microsoft? Why is this a good use of programmer time again? What real purpose does the Mono project serve?

  11. Re:Safe? Windows? on Deleting Old Windows Update Uninstall Files? · · Score: 1
    It's alot safer than a lot of things you can do in Windows (like, say, using Outlock Express, Outlock, Word, Internet Explorer, or even booting and connecting to the Internet).

    You know, if you're going to troll and use the term "Outlock" for Outlook, you should also call the browser "Internet Exploder", not "Internet Explorer".

    And, of course, "alot" is actually two words; a lot

  12. So, in other words on An Objective Review of UnixWare 7.1.4 · · Score: 3, Insightful
    1. It costs more than competitive offerings.
    2. It runs fewer applications
    3. It doesn't support newer hardware
    4. It has a convoluted pricing structure

    After looking at these points, why are we to assume that SCO is losing money because of Linux infringing on their IP? Isn't it more likely that SCO has just lost touch with the market, and has been passed up by better competitors?

  13. Re:Apple would have become *exactly* like MS on Apple vs. Microsoft Myths Revisited · · Score: 1
    It wouldn't have been up to Apple to maintain drivers for all of that hardware, it would be up to the hardware vendors. Microsoft doesn't write drivers for those hundreds of thousands of pieces of hardware on the market, the hardware vendors themselves do.

    True, Microsoft doesn't write the drivers. However, having a platform of multiple combinations of drivers leads to unpredictable interactions and bugs which Apple avoids by making, in essence, a "reference" platform and having a small and controlled set of drivers to test.

  14. Apple would have become *exactly* like MS on Apple vs. Microsoft Myths Revisited · · Score: 1

    Licensing the OS/hardware would have caused the same compatability issues that occured when IBM licensed the "PC". Companies could follow the bus standards, but implement their own versions of video cards, drive controllers, sound cards, modems, etc.

    Apple, having to maintain drivers for all of this disperse hardware would have had the same issues that Microsoft suffers from today. Having complete control over the hardware platform allowed Apple to restrict the code they had to implement, thus reducing the potential for bugs.

    The bottom line is, Apple has done just fine being a niche player, and will continue to do so until the end of Steve Jobs; after which, Apple will probably drive itself nose-first into the ground as they try to become everything to everyone and hemmorage cash until being picked over by other companies.

  15. Ricer next to me on Game Boy Advance Becomes Car Tuning Tool · · Score: 3, Funny

    Now I won't be able to tell if he's sitting at the stoplight playing Metroid, or preparing to drop the clutch at 5,000 RPM.

  16. Re:A quote: on MSIE 7 May Beat Longhorn Out The Gate · · Score: 5, Insightful
    If web devlopers use these technologies to enhance their sites, users with browsers that can't handle CSS or PNG correctly wont see pages which are necessarily as pretty or functional as they would with a more compliant browser. If the gap gets big enough and is publicised I think at least some people would change browser.

    And if people with browsers that didn't support the standards would realize the problem and upgrade, this might work.

    What will actually happen is either

    • Users will assume that the website is "broken" and move to another site, never letting the webmaster know there's a problem
    • or
    • Users will begin contacting webmasters telling them that their site is "broken" and refusing to believe that it's actually their browser that's the problem.
  17. Re:Sucky robots on Deep Green - A Pool Playing Robot? · · Score: 1
    Now they only need to make a robot that sucks at golf. Of course, important aspects of the design will include a synthesized "FUCK! God DAMMIT! Stupid fucking sandtrap!" on 50% of shots made.

    Don't forget the helicopter-style club launcher that can hurl a 3 wood further than the ball you just shanked.

  18. Re:Just great on Router Tested On Satellite In Space · · Score: 1

    You might have been first had you not pointed your default route to the orbiting router. The latency killed you.

  19. ATTN: Mods on crack [Way OT] on Jobs Previews Displays, Tiger at WWDC · · Score: 1, Insightful

    There is one of two reasons for my parent to be moderated "insightful"

    1. The moderator doesn't understand that nVidia's SLI won't work with this monitor, and thus missed a joke
    2. The moderator wanted to bump my karma by not using the "Funny" moderation.

    Either way, this comment is far from insightful. Mod it Overrated, or Funny. I don't care. I don't need the karma.

    P.S. if you fix the parent, go ahead and mod this one down as Offtopic.

  20. Re:Pretty... on Sun to GPL Project Looking Glass · · Score: 1
    I believe that's called a "woman". You should look into those.

    When I get my practice in Gynecology, I'll do that.

  21. nVidia SLI on Jobs Previews Displays, Tiger at WWDC · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Aha! So this is why nVidia has been working on the 2 card video load balancing system.

  22. Re:the difference as I understand it: on Slashback: Civilians, Rubyx, Restrictions · · Score: 1
    when you close the BT instance that was downloading/uploading a file, that's it, you're done uploading.

    With WW you keep uploading as long as it's in your Temporary Internet Files or wherever WW put it.

    Of course, this assumes that you leave the WhiteWater client running constantly. If you close it once you're done, it's the same as Bittorrent.

    I guess I see this as being more of a "Peer Akamai" where local users get the file from a close WW server; one that's run by your ISP, for example.

  23. Re:Unreal Tournament 2004! on Cross-Platform VoIP Software? · · Score: 1
    UT2K4 has built in VoIP support and is available for Windows, Linux (32 and 64 bit), and Mac! "No, sir, we're not wasting company time, we're _collaborating_! We're enhancing shareholder value! It's a whole new paradigm!"

    Sir, just 2 more frags and we'll close this contract.

  24. Re: Headline typo on Knock Safely With portknocking_v1.0 · · Score: 3, Funny

    It's nothing major. It's just that Michael's "N" key is worn out from "approving" stories:

    Approve this one? N

    Approve this one? N

    Approve this one? N

    Approve this one? N

    Approve this one? N

    Approve this one? N

    Approve this one? N

    Approve this one? N

    Approve this one? N

    Approve this one? N

    Approve this one? N

    Approve a story on port knocking? Y

    Broken keyboard? Y

    That explains why it's so hard to get your stories posted. (wink, wink, nudge, nudge)

  25. What is he sorry for? on Spammer Apologizes · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Is he sorry that he bothered millions of users, clogged up mailboxes, and generally made a nusiance of himself? Or, is he sorry that he got caught?

    And, if he's teaching about the "dangers of the internet," does that mean he'll teach people to avoid scams like the ones he launched? Or, is he going to teach other spammers about how he got caught?