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Nintendo Eyeing the Big Screen

techstar25 writes "Coming soon reports that video game giant Nintendo is going to Hollywood by creating an in-house unit to develop animated features based on the numerous properties owned by the company. The plan calls for Nintendo to create a movie based on one of its own franchises for theatrical release in 2006. The original story is from Variety (reg. required)." It doesn't really say what properties to expect, but obviously it's Excite Bike.

308 comments

  1. Wow! What a fantastic idea! by Skyshadow · · Score: 5, Funny
    Sweet, movies based on video games. How could that possibly go wrong ?

    Seriously, is anyone actally still awake in Hollywood or are these scripts actually being greenlighted by some giant evil Twilight-Zone-ish computer that lives in a cave someplace on the back lot of Warner Brothers? This news item seems like something they would have used as the basis of an episode of The Critic, fer cryin' out loud.

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    1. Re:Wow! What a fantastic idea! by LilMikey · · Score: 1

      Hey, for a horror movie Resident Evil wasn't bad!

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    2. Re:Wow! What a fantastic idea! by mothz · · Score: 1

      The Critic The what?

    3. Re:Wow! What a fantastic idea! by kerrle · · Score: 2, Funny
      Yes, it was.

      You must have watched Resident Evil 2; I can see how, by comparison, it'd make Resident Evil one look good.

    4. Re:Wow! What a fantastic idea! by hendridm · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Hey, The Wizard rocked! To all us Nintendo geeks, The Wizard is as classic as Breakfast Club. We all drooled at the opportunity to a) get a sneak preview of Mario 3 and b) dream of a reality where we could make money playing video games (those of us that were kids at the time, anyway).

    5. Re:Wow! What a fantastic idea! by Fig,+formerly+A.C. · · Score: 2, Insightful
      No, it wasn't. It was a great movie, for what it was. It was NOT supposed to be a "Ma, we saved the farm" movie. It WAS supposed to be an action flick, and both movies in the series accomplished that just fine.

      Then again, I also liked Final Fantasy (it was nonsensical plotwise, just like the game) and I thought the first Tomb Raider movie was good, though I didn't go see the second one.

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    6. Re:Wow! What a fantastic idea! by hal2814 · · Score: 1

      But this time it's animated so I have some hope for it.

      I was always pretty fond of the video game cartoons.

    7. Re:Wow! What a fantastic idea! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hate that fucking asterix

    8. Re:Wow! What a fantastic idea! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dont forget this one.

    9. Re:Wow! What a fantastic idea! by magellen · · Score: 0

      why isn't this being given points for funny? cause it damn was! Especially if you read it out loud pausing for a half a second after each link :) :) and Resident Evil a good horror movie? WTF are you smoking

    10. Re:Wow! What a fantastic idea! by DeathPooky · · Score: 1

      Don't forget http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0111301/other classics. I still can't see out of my left eye since Street Fighter, even after they removed the pen from it.

    11. Re:Wow! What a fantastic idea! by Conspiracy_Of_Doves · · Score: 1

      Very funny animated TV show about a movie critic on TV starring the voice of Jon Lovitz.

    12. Re:Wow! What a fantastic idea! by oexeo · · Score: 5, Funny
    13. Re:Wow! What a fantastic idea! by MagicDude · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The problem with the current brand of video game movies is that hollywood is trying to cater to everyone at the same time, because that's what will potentially make the big bucks (Look at pixar, they make movies that appeal to kids, teenagers, and adults, so they rake in tons of cash). The problem is that the video games that we love are tailored to appeal to the gamers of the world. Hollywood then gets their claws into it, and applies their own brand of bastardization to it, things like "all male characters must have a love interest", or "Colorful props and cheezy acting will sell a video game movie". Lets say they try to make a Legend of Zelda movie, the hollywood monkeys will probably say things like this.

      Hollywood Monkey - "Instead of Link being a young man, let's make him a 40-something former hero who's called out of retirement because Zelda has been captured by Gannandorf again. Instead of a green tunic, lets make him wear white chain mail armor. Swords have been overdone, so lets make him weild the "master spear". Also, we'll write in a 20 minute love scene between him and Zelda."

      Nintendo - "Ummm, I don't think that's so great. You're changing Link from the character we've created and made a dozen games from. While we hinted at a relationship between Link and Zelda, we never actually played it out."

      Hollywood Monkey - "Great, people will be looking forward to their scene. Now, for actors. I see Steven Segal as Link, Tim Curry as Gannon, and (Insert supermodel flavor of the week) as Zelda."

      Nintendo - "Ummm, I suppose, I guess. What about the Triforce. That's a big part of the Zelda series."

      Hollywood Monkey - "Tri-what-now? It doesn't matter, it'll just get in the way."


      And the meeting will only go downhill from there. Now, when this movie is released, the gamers out there will be like "WTF? This isn't the legend of Zelda that I love. What happened?" and the regular people will be like "Man, this movie sucks. It's based of a video game, so it obviously must suck to, and gamers who like that game must suck." and then the gamers are like "No, this isn't our game. We hate the movie too, but the game really is awesome." and Hollywood is like "Man, video games suck, you can't make a decent movie out of them." and so forth. There's also something to be said about the inherant problems of taking video games which are built around player interaction, and trying to make a movie out of them, which is meant to just be watched. The stories would have to be fundamentally different to make them work.

    14. Re:Wow! What a fantastic idea! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sweet they're finally going to make a sequel to The Wizard!!! That was my favorite Info-movie of all time! I wanted a power glove so bad.... err *cough cough* and I got SMB3 and it was the raddest game of all time... I mean FLYING RACOON MARIO you can't Beat that kinda stuff!!!

    15. Re:Wow! What a fantastic idea! by minus_273 · · Score: 1

      anyone else remeber the power glove.. it was sooo bad.. hah. FF was hardly a bad movie. It had some CG isues but certainly was not a dumb movie. The wizard was an Ad for Mario 3.

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    16. Re:Wow! What a fantastic idea! by AviLazar · · Score: 2, Funny

      RE 1 was good. It is not just an action flick - it is a sci-fi horror action flick... So they got the science down (easy, technology and mad science), they got the action down (ass kicking with lots of cool weapons), and they scared the living crap out of people in the theatre.
      RE 2 was poor. They got the action down (ass kicking with lots of cool weapons), they got the science down (same as before), but the movie was about as scary as Peekacho on crack.

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    17. Re:Wow! What a fantastic idea! by hords · · Score: 1

      I personally liked some of their cartoons they had back in the day. Captain N, for example. I'm surprised Nintendo hasn't gotten back into this again. Watching some of the old Zelda cartoons now is kind of painful, but I bet they could come up with something good.

    18. Re:Wow! What a fantastic idea! by shawb · · Score: 1

      So there's really only one solution: now that Pixar's release from the Iron Claw of Disney is upon us, why don't they start working for Nintendo? I could actually see them taking the characters and transposing them onto the big screen in a way that actually makes us care about them (at least for 123 minutes or whatever the run of the movie is.)

      This would help Pixar not be crushed by the Mouse's Massive Mmarketing Minions(tm)when Pixar tries to release intelligent movie after intelligent movie which somehow competes with Disney's continuous offering of bland blah.

      How did I get so worked up over this? I think I'll go make myself some herbal tea.

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    19. Re:Wow! What a fantastic idea! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nintendo made millions with Pokemon movies. Why do you think that his couldn't work?

    20. Re:Wow! What a fantastic idea! by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      I guess. I was about 12 years old when it came out, and while I was pretty excited to get the SMB3 (best mario ever) sneak-peak, I wasn't very impressed by the movie. It was so random and so obviously a marketing creation even to a twelve year old -- the power glove? Besides, I was a kid -- I already spent all my time playing video games, what care did I have about making money while doing it? That didn't become a fantasy until the spectre of The Real World loomed its head later in life. :)

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    21. Re:Wow! What a fantastic idea! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who said they ever got out? Pokemon has done rather well as a TV series. There's currently an F-Zero based show airing in Japan. I remember seeing a CG Donkey Kong cartoon a few years ago, too.

    22. Re:Wow! What a fantastic idea! by ravingsanity · · Score: 1

      Ugh, that was a terrible movie. It's a shame that was to be Raul Julia's last big-screen appearance before he died.

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    23. Re:Wow! What a fantastic idea! by Fig,+formerly+A.C. · · Score: 1

      True, RE2 was less "survival horror" than RE1, but it did keep the action going and it also extended and elaborated a lot on the characters from RE1 (even if not everyone caught it). I don't think it was a bad movie by any means.

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    24. Re:Wow! What a fantastic idea! by kerrle · · Score: 1
      It really disappoints me that anyone could defend Resident Evil 2.

      I was looking forward to it when I heard Paul W.S. Anderson wasn't directing and that it would have more to do with the games, being a fan of the videogames, but come on - it was a terrible movie. The effects were atrocious, the plot was laughably bad (moreso even than any of the games), the acting was non-existant, and the end was a complete joke.

      Even if you just went for the action, I fail to see how this could satisfy - the action sequences were terribly choreographed, incredibly obvious, and completely unoriginal.

    25. Re:Wow! What a fantastic idea! by Fig,+formerly+A.C. · · Score: 1
      The effects were no worse than RE1, and they were certainly better than the games and were on par with the effects from other movies. And the plot, well, the last RE I played I was stuck on a train. A TRAIN. Oooh, scary! But the game itself was still good. I look at the movie the same way. Yeah, you know Umbrella's behind it... But the plot was par for the RE course.

      And the action sequences were ok too, considering this was an action movie based on a game. I wasn't expecting LoTR cinematography, Chan or Woo moves, or Wachowski effects, and I didn't get them. Maybe my realistic expectations are why I liked it?

      It's possible to find a flaw with any movie, but it's more fun just to enjoy them. Except for Blair Witch and Dead Man Walking, of course. They just suck. ;-)

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    26. Re:Wow! What a fantastic idea! by Pxtl · · Score: 1

      Okay, I was high as a kite when I saw FF:SW.... and it still sucked.

      And the first TR movie was friggin' weak. Didn't even bother with the second. An unremarkable, uninteresting action flick.

      My fave video-game based movie: Street Fighter Animated Movie.

    27. Re:Wow! What a fantastic idea! by Rei · · Score: 2, Interesting

      See, I liked the Final Fantasy games, and consequently hated the movie. I mean, seriously... if they had just played the typical battle-won music at some random point in the movie (even during the credits!) or something of that sort, it would have been worth it. As it was, it had almost nothing to do with Final Fantasy.

      I am, of course, looking forward to Advent Children eagerly ;) I hope I'm not let down again.

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    28. Re:Wow! What a fantastic idea! by aichpvee · · Score: 3, Interesting

      More likely that Pixar will crush Disney. Picture-for-picture they are the most successful film studio in history and no one playing the game can touch them. Period.

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    29. Re:Wow! What a fantastic idea! by psetzer · · Score: 1

      That movie sucked cock so bad it killed Raul Julia.

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    30. Re:Wow! What a fantastic idea! by Deliveranc3 · · Score: 1

      You missed Street Fighter and Mortal combat... :P

    31. Re:Wow! What a fantastic idea! by bynary · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I'm not really following you there. None of those game-to-cartoon spinoffs did a whole lot to revolutionize the cartoon industry.

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    32. Re:Wow! What a fantastic idea! by bynary · · Score: 1

      Personally, I enjoyed FF: The Spirits Within. Own it on DVD in fact. It's a fairly trite plot, but I like shiny things and that movie certainly had lots of them.

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    33. Re:Wow! What a fantastic idea! by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      I like both the FF games (although I find the originals far too painful to play in their original incarnations and prefer to play them as part of origins) and the movie. I just didn't expect one to have much to do with the other. Hell, most of the games are unrelated to one another.

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    34. Re:Wow! What a fantastic idea! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ROFL ! well done !

    35. Re:Wow! What a fantastic idea! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, the F-Zero show was ended in Japan a while ago.

    36. Re:Wow! What a fantastic idea! by hal2814 · · Score: 1

      This newest venture isn't going to revolutionize anyhting either. However, most of those cartoons were among my favorite Saturday Morning Cartoons when I was a kid. Not revolutionary, but good entertainment.

    37. Re:Wow! What a fantastic idea! by centauri · · Score: 1

      I'm with you. It's a fine movie, with some really cool and even moving scenes.

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    38. Re:Wow! What a fantastic idea! by 0racle · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The problem with FF:TSW, was that it wasn't Final Fantasy. Had they simply called it The Spirits Within, it would have been an alright movie, but they called it Final Fantasy. Where was the rousing score, the magic, chocobos, moogles, or summons? Nothing that makes Final Fantasy seprate from any other fantacy title was there, so it became a huge let down. When you hear 'Final Fantasy,' there are somethings you can just expect, and none of that, except for a guy named Cid, was there.

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    39. Re:Wow! What a fantastic idea! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You'd be surprised what people will subject themselves to at the teaters. I would consider myself to be somewhat of a movie snob and have been mostly dissapointed by the quality of films being released in the US for the last... 10 years or so. For the longest time I just assumed everybody felt this way, but went to the movies for the social aspect. That is, until I was on the subway, actually heard a conversation that went soemthing like, "Man, have you seen the previews for Anacondas? That joint look tight yo'". So, apparently those in Hollywood DO know what they're doing when they 'greenlight' this stuff.

    40. Re:Wow! What a fantastic idea! by marvy666 · · Score: 1

      I wanted a power glove as a kid and i still want one :/

    41. Re:Wow! What a fantastic idea! by marvy666 · · Score: 1

      Captain N was awesome

    42. Re:Wow! What a fantastic idea! by Kevin108 · · Score: 0

      Animated features do not apply to the rules that govern the universe of we mortals.

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    43. Re:Wow! What a fantastic idea! by hendridm · · Score: 1
      It was so random and so obviously a marketing creation even to a twelve year old -- the power glove?

      You must have been one of those "smart" kids. When I was a kid, I could have been convinced to buy anthrax based on its medicinal uses.

      /watched too much scooby dooby doo

    44. Re:Wow! What a fantastic idea! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well EXCUSEEEEEE me Princess!

      *shudder*

    45. Re:Wow! What a fantastic idea! by themaidtricks · · Score: 0

      I liked the Super Mario Brothers movie, and that's something I have to live with.

      But a nintendo studio could have more uses than making crappy movies. For example, they could make crappy cutscenes for crappy videogames. And they could make their own crappy commercials that make their crappy videogames seem better than they really are.

      Despite the uses, it will probably be managed poorly, and become a huge money pit.

    46. Re:Wow! What a fantastic idea! by Whyrph · · Score: 0

      Even if you just went for the action, I fail to see how this could satisfy - the action sequences were terribly choreographed, incredibly obvious, and completely unoriginal.

      Not everyone has seen shitloads of action movies and spots unoriginal action scenes from a mile away. Don't assume that everyone else is as jaded as you apparently are, and don't assume that just because something is unoriginal it can't be good.
      IMO, RE2 was good if you were expecting campy as hell action, and i was. Not everyone was expecting "OMG THOSE WERE THE BEST ACTION SCENES EVER >OR@!!!!!1!!".

    47. Re:Wow! What a fantastic idea! by radimvice · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Considering that the Wizard was not much more than a low-budget multimedia marketing campaign for the unreleased Super Mario Bros. 3, a game which then went on to be the best selling standalone videogame of all time, you might say that it was a crappy movie but you can't say that it went wrong for Nintendo.

    48. Re:Wow! What a fantastic idea! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except that Pixar is working at the moment on at least 2 feature-length animated movies ("Cars" and "Ratatouille") already planned for -repectively- Winter 2005 and Winter 2006 releases.

      What's more the poor translation to film are from Hollywood and can't be on the games themselves. Look at what the Japanese did with Street Fighter, Fatal Fury, etc... lightyears IMO ahead of their Hollywood counterparts.

    49. Re:Wow! What a fantastic idea! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Holy shit... I'm laughing my arse off here!

    50. Re:Wow! What a fantastic idea! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      meh. i liked both of 'em.

    51. Re:Wow! What a fantastic idea! by Malevolyn · · Score: 1
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  2. I took my Cynical Pill this morning... by grub · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The plan calls for Nintendo to create a movie based on one of its own franchises for theatrical release in 2006

    Sadly, it will be marketed to the kids and useless parents who cannot say "No!" will take the sprogs, ensuring huge profits.
    Also watch for:

    The McSuper McMario Happy Meal!

    Metroid Special Edition Pepsi!

    Mr. Driller Bubble Gum Flavoured Toothpaste!

    and the drones will gobble it all up...

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    1. Re:I took my Cynical Pill this morning... by identity0 · · Score: 4, Funny

      # The McSuper McMario Happy Meal!
      Ahhh yes, nothing calms the brats down like some magic mushrooms and a milkshake.

      # Metroid Special Edition Pepsi!
      Look under the cap for a chance to win a hideous man-eating alien jellyfish! (Only while supplies last. Offer void in Tennessee.)

      And let's not forget Sonic the Hedgehog(tm) Valium, or Dr. Mario Sleeping Pills!

    2. Re:I took my Cynical Pill this morning... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      McMeal -- McSuper McMario Happy McMeal -- has KDE taught you nothing?

    3. Re:I took my Cynical Pill this morning... by fireboy1919 · · Score: 1

      Metroid Special Edition Pepsi!
      I'd probably buy it, if it had a picture of Shamus without the suit on.

      I'd really like to see some marketing to adults. I would definitely buy Super Mario Special Edition Draino over the regular Liquid Plumer. And I'd definitely go to a chinese place named "Yoshi's buffet."

      But it's probably not going to happen.

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    4. Re:I took my Cynical Pill this morning... by Conspiracy_Of_Doves · · Score: 2, Funny

      No Wait! It's not that bad. All you have to do is not go see the movies.... oh wait. You said cynical. I thought you said cyanide.

    5. Re:I took my Cynical Pill this morning... by Firehawke · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'll take that Metroid one any day..

      "Hey, Boss! Come on into my office.. I've got something to show you. You'll love it!"

      Yeah.. I can see some great possibilities....

    6. Re:I took my Cynical Pill this morning... by shigelojoe · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'd probably buy it, if it had a picture of Shamus without the suit on.

      Wait, you want to see an Irish guy naked? Not that there's anything wrong with that...

    7. Re:I took my Cynical Pill this morning... by AviLazar · · Score: 1

      Have you seen the latest Nintendo commercial for Metroid? Oh my god - the chick is smokin hot, and so is the way they put the suit on her. Make the movie with a smoking hot babe like that and it will draw in a lot more then just the kiddies.
      Kid: "Mom can you take me to see this" showing a picture of shamus to dad and mom
      Dad: Piping in "Hubba hubba hubba...hmm I mean, hon it is my turn and only fair since you took the kids to see the last 15 movies. I will sacrifice this time."

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    8. Re:I took my Cynical Pill this morning... by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Ask and ye shall receive: Yoshi's Sushi, on 3205 Edenborn Ave. in New Orleans. They have a sushi buffet, too.

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    9. Re:I took my Cynical Pill this morning... by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      The McSuper McMario Happy Meal!

      I still have some crappy McToys from when Mario3 came out in north america (ahhh... remember those adapters you needed to play the import? Good times...).

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    10. Re:I took my Cynical Pill this morning... by brian0918 · · Score: 1

      Yoshi chewable morphine?

    11. Re:I took my Cynical Pill this morning... by sampspoon · · Score: 1

      Sonic the Hedgehog(tm) Valium? More like Miles "Tales" Prower(tm) Adderal and Sonic the Hedgehog(tm) Ritalin..both marketable and widely abused by kids and parents how could this fail?!

    12. Re:I took my Cynical Pill this morning... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sonic the Hedgehog is Sega, you insensitive clod!

    13. Re:I took my Cynical Pill this morning... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1) as stated, there were Mario happy meal toys when Mario 3 was released in NA.
      2) Metroid's main character is Samus, not Shamus, she isn't an old Scottish bounty hunter.
      3) Mr. Driller is Namco
      4) Sonic is Sega.

    14. Re:I took my Cynical Pill this morning... by realityfighter · · Score: 1

      The McSuper McMario Happy Meal!

      They actually had these at Wendy's a couple of years ago. Don't remember what the toys were exactly, but I think it was an ad campaign for Super Mario World Advance.

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  3. A movie based on excitebike? by ganzhimself · · Score: 0

    Are you kidding? This sounds like the most assinine thing ever... In Japan old game companies make movies out of 8-bit videogames.

  4. In Soviet Russia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    In Soviet Russia, bike EXCITES YOU!!!

    1. Re:In Soviet Russia by Alkaiser · · Score: 3, Funny

      IDIOT!

      Excite Bike...the Bike is obviously already the one doing the exciting. If you're were aiming for the "clever reversal of things in Soviet Russia" joke, it would be:

      In Soviet Russia, you Excite BIKE!

      Although, that doesn't end with the standard "YOU!" The joke doesn't fit the subject this time.

      You fail it.

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    2. Re:In Soviet Russia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      In Soviet Corea, old joke reverses you!

    3. Re:In Soviet Russia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You called him an idiot over that? What are you? 12?

    4. Re:In Soviet Russia by CumInHerTaco · · Score: 2, Funny

      In Soviet Russia, old Korean people excite your bike!

      When I was in grade school we were told, and subsequently believed, "bike" was the Chinese word for "penis".

      It just sounds sick and wrong to have old Korean people excite your "bike"... :)

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    5. Re:In Soviet Russia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      NO! It's from Japan, and in Japan they have poor english, so excite bike means you're supposed to excite the bike/make it go fast. So the bike exciting you (by being used as a giant vibrator?) is a reversal. Unfortunately, Nintendo cancelled the sequel where the bike excites you, because they don't make adult games. Luckily, a group of pirate programmers in Russia (back in the soviet days) made their own version. You should've seen the custom controller for that, it puts the power glove to shame.

  5. Super Mario Brothers by teiresias · · Score: 3, Insightful

    yeah.....because Super Mario Brothers was great! .......

    Although a Zelda movie would be pretty neat.

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    1. Re:Super Mario Brothers by Morgon · · Score: 1

      Well, I think the SMB movie bombed because the producers/writers didn't give a rats ass about anything other than the cash, and therefore had no respect for the franchise itself or the impact it has made in not only the entertainment world, but mainstream society as a whole.

      Wasn't there a time when "Mario" was one of the most common household-recognized names/franchises?

      Nintendo has come a long way since then in their realization of the US market's desires and market potential. If they were presented with the SMB script today, I feel pretty confident that it'd end up in the trash and they'd fly Miyamoto to the US to directly kick the writer(s)' ass.

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    2. Re:Super Mario Brothers by flyingsquid · · Score: 2, Funny
      Well, I think the SMB movie bombed because the producers/writers didn't give a rats ass about anything other than the cash, and therefore had no respect for the franchise itself or the impact it has made in not only the entertainment world, but mainstream society as a whole.

      Yeah, they just totally did not get the artistic vision of Super Mario Bros. How could they have messed this one up? The guy eats mushrooms, gets big, goes through pipes, and then kicks around turtles- the script practically writes itself!

    3. Re:Super Mario Brothers by kippy · · Score: 1

      Although a Zelda movie would be pretty neat.

      They kind of already did make one.

    4. Re:Super Mario Brothers by Cat_Byte · · Score: 1
      Runtime: 94 min / USA:114 min (director's cut) / USA:89 min


      What the hell? 5 minutes missing from the US edition? Is that like shrinkage in packaging during shipping?

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    5. Re:Super Mario Brothers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would like to see Kung Fu or Duck Hunt on the big screen. Maybe make it interactive...bring your own guns for Duck Hunt. hehehee...

    6. Re:Super Mario Brothers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mabye it's the difference between PAL and NTSC

      NTSC movies actually run a little faster than PAL

    7. Re:Super Mario Brothers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no... NO... bad kippy. that is not anything like zelda. i hope you didn't mean to link to Tom Cruise's movie and instead had some actual Zelda-like movie in mind.

    8. Re:Super Mario Brothers by minus_273 · · Score: 1

      " Is that like shrinkage in packaging during shipping?"

      to which it replies "I WAS SWIMMING!"

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    9. Re:Super Mario Brothers by effex100 · · Score: 1

      The European version also had the origional musical score, not the Tangerine Dream crap. So does the directors cut, BTW.

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    10. Re:Super Mario Brothers by Morgon · · Score: 1

      *chuckles*.. It wasn't so much the 'artistic vision', I'm just saying that if the writers were asked to do this very same movie (not having done the previous one), it would have been done in a very different way, considering the franchise's place in history.

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    11. Re:Super Mario Brothers by Morgon · · Score: 1

      It's that damn metric system!

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    12. Re:Super Mario Brothers by Akaihiryuu · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I actually enjoyed the Super Mario Bros movie. Sure, it wasn't exactly like the games, but taken on its own I thought it was decent. The plot wasn't that terribly original, but I thought it was executed decently. Heh, toxic air aside, the plot is very similar to Metroid Prime 2. Asteroid hits planet, causing dimensional split. Not the best movie I've seen, by any means, but certainly not that bad.

    13. Re:Super Mario Brothers by UserGoogol · · Score: 1

      There are vague rumors that the first Zelda games were inspired by that movie.

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    14. Re:Super Mario Brothers by cxreg · · Score: 1

      They aren't even "vague rumors", it's true. The premise, the visuals, and the characters are all more-than-loosely based on Ridley Scott's Legend, with inspiration from the Chronicals of Narnia

    15. Re:Super Mario Brothers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Hey, hold on now.

      He also punches bricks.

    16. Re:Super Mario Brothers by EvilJoker · · Score: 1

      You've got it backwards- PAL runs faster.
      PAL uses 25 frames per second while NTSC FILM run at 23.976 (as a side note, NTSC runs at 29.97). Movies are filmed at 23.976 fps worldwide, and are sped up to 25 fps in PAL areas.

      So, when including that, the USA version is missing about 10 minutes.

  6. Metroid by JavaLord · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Metroid would be pretty sweet, but it would probably require an R rating since it would be a horror movie.

    Wasn't there a Super Mario Brothers movie already that did poorly?

    1. Re:Metroid by MankyD · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure there is a Metroid movie in the works. I might even go so far as to say that John Woo has optioned it, but I could be wrong.

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    2. Re:Metroid by Trigun · · Score: 5, Informative

      Coming in 2006

      No word on John Woo tho.

    3. Re:Metroid by MrPeach · · Score: 1

      If I hadn't learned my lesson from previous tragic disappoints of this ilk, I would be sporting a stiff joystick. ^_^

    4. Re:Metroid by MankyD · · Score: 2, Informative
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    5. Re:Metroid by mozumder · · Score: 1

      Actually there's already a Metroid movie.. it's called Alien.

    6. Re:Metroid by flyingsquid · · Score: 3, Funny
      I'm pretty sure there is a Metroid movie in the works. I might even go so far as to say that John Woo has optioned it, but I could be wrong.

      No. John Woo is currently working on the big screen adaptation of "Duck Hunt". Nicolas Cage will play the dog.

    7. Re:Metroid by Cat_Byte · · Score: 1
      Wasn't there a Super Mario Brothers movie already that did poorly?

      Yes but only because they couldn't get Cheech and Chong to do it.

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    8. Re:Metroid by timts · · Score: 1

      what would be the horror of metroid? isnt there just robots fighting some robots etc?

      I always hope they can release game play video in cheap price, so I can enjoy watching the game instead of playing it.

    9. Re:Metroid by wilsone8 · · Score: 1

      I think that movie sullies the good name of "poorly"...

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    10. Re:Metroid by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      I can appreciate the dissapointment of sporting a stiff joystick -- while the solidity might bring anticipation of a responsize experience, the inability to make small adjustments will dampen your spirits quickly. I recommend adding some lubricant, or if you can open it up and see if there's a mechanism that's too tight. When my joystick was too stiff, I found a tight screw was the perfect answer to my problem.

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    11. Re:Metroid by PhoenixFlare · · Score: 1

      what would be the horror of metroid? isnt there just robots fighting some robots etc?

      Errrm....No? I'm not sure if you're serious, but if you are, try actually playing a couple of the games before you comment on it :)

      Metroid would make an excellent horror movie, what with the theme of one woman taking on a whole planet's worth of unknown challenges, with no hope of backup or assistance from anyone except the relics of a dead race that are found during her travels.

      Of course, the ultimate question is if such a movie could break the curse that's plagued such attempts before. I believe it could be done, but only by a group that actually cares about staying faithful to the elements of the series and making a good movie, not slapping things together willy-nilly just to make it look cool and create merchandising opportunities.

    12. Re:Metroid by grumbel · · Score: 1

      The biggest problems is that Nintendos games never really where much strong on storylines or character development, they where however good at gameplay, but thats something that doesn't benefit you much. So I can hardly see how one could turn any Nintendo franchise into a decent movie while still staying something close to the franchise itself. The Mario movie for example had a guy named Mario and a guy named Luigi, but thats all the connection it had to the game.

    13. Re:Metroid by timts · · Score: 1

      the story itself might have some 'horror' in it, but the gameplay I've seen so far is just a shiny robot type of person, even shooting or roll into a metal ball, in a shiny metallic environment, thus I dont see any horror from it.

    14. Re:Metroid by PhoenixFlare · · Score: 1

      Which game did you see, and how long did you watch it for?

      Several of the games have openings in a "shiny metallic environment", and quickly move into much more organic environments, with hordes of non-robotic enemies.

      This is especially true with Super Metroid and Metroid Prime, which both begin on a spaceship/station, and then move onto a planetary environment where the bounty hunter heroine is pretty much in a "survive and discover what's on this hostile planet, you're not getting any help from the authorities or any other living person, if you get in over your head you're SOL." type of situation.

      but the gameplay I've seen so far is just a shiny robot type of person, even shooting or roll into a metal ball, in a shiny metallic environment, thus I dont see any horror from it.

      Again, it sounds like you either played or watched someone play the opening sequence from (probably) Metroid Prime or Super Metroid, and then quit.

      People like you are the absolute worst when it comes to making judgements about games - you saw one short part of a game or games, and you're making sweeping judgements about the rest with that limited experience.

      Do yourself a favor and actually play (for example) Metroid Prime past the opening area on the shiny metal spaceship and into the main game where you start exploring Tallon IV. You might be suprised.

    15. Re:Metroid by timts · · Score: 1

      thanks for the advice, maybe I am not in the position of judging this game.

      I played metroid prime for around 15 minutes and decided it's not something for me... the graphic, the style, there's nothing I like and I think that's enough judgement for myself...

    16. Re:Metroid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I dont remember the space pirates in Alien, nor do I remember the giant brain in a jar or the giant life/energy eating jellyfish.

  7. NOOOOOOEEEESSS!!!! by ackthpt · · Score: 0, Redundant
    Coming soon reports that video game giant Nintendo is going to Hollywood by creating an in-house unit to develop animated features based on the numerous properties owned by the company.

    *cough* Super Mario Brothers *cough*

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  8. Hey- lets look at TRON. by mekkab · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Despite TRON holding a place in my heart- the movie was widely panned. However the video game raked in the quarters. (falshbacks to the beauty of the Discs of Tron environmental cabinet!)

    Look at it this way: These movies are simply advertising vehicles for Nintendo's games. Good, bad, doesn't matter. Get the word out there and get the games bought. Thats the TRUE strategy.

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    1. Re:Hey- lets look at TRON. by ackthpt · · Score: 1
      However the video game raked in the quarters.

      Am I the only one who saw TRON, the game, as an amalgam of many other successful games? The light cycle thing dates at least to the PET computers (Snakes). Another part was clearly a ripoff of space invaders (where you're shooting upward at blocks as you go up a tube or tower or whatever it is.)

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    2. Re:Hey- lets look at TRON. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      TRON was a movie before it was a game. Kind of a big difference there...

    3. Re:Hey- lets look at TRON. by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Light cycles is similar to snake, except that the trail never goes away and you have two speeds and opponents and you try to make your opponent crash. Hmm, not that similar. The one where you go up the cone to deliver your data disc is more like robotron than it it's like space invaders. What's next, are you going to tell me that the tank game is like pac-man because you manouver through a little maze?

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  9. mmm.. Link.. by underpar · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'd watch a movie with the Prince in Prince of Persia. (The last one, not the ugly new one)

    1. Re:mmm.. Link.. by underpar · · Score: 1

      I'd watch a movie with the Prince in Prince of Persia. (The last one, not the ugly new one)

      Wait.. it wouldn't be that kind of movie, would it? Nevermind.

    2. Re:mmm.. Link.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yea its called alladin

    3. Re:mmm.. Link.. by dr_dank · · Score: 1

      You mean the Game Formerly Known as Prince of Persia?

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    4. Re:mmm.. Link.. by twoallbeefpatties · · Score: 1

      It would probably have to have some kind of quirky animal companion first. Like, the samds of time would have to become the kangaroo rat of time who sings songs and wisecracks while kicking bad guys in the... toes.

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    5. Re:mmm.. Link.. by myster0n · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      The Fresh Prince of Persia !!!

      Man, that would be a stinker.

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    6. Re:mmm.. Link.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, great. 10 minutes of story and lots of jumping. Wow. What a great movie.

      Tard.

  10. Finally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At last we'll get to see a movie version of Super Mario Bros. 2, with Bob Hoskins throwing radishes and eggs at Shyguys.

  11. I'm not sure about this by oexeo · · Score: 4, Funny

    Super Mario Bros. was such an groundbreaking, and incredible movie. Do they really want to risk lose tainting their reputation in movie making?

  12. oh god! the end times are near... by Svet-Am · · Score: 3, Insightful

    haven't we done this several times before. hell, even with a nintendo property. anyone still remember the crappy mario brothers movie? and we've already seen more pokemon movies than anyone should ever have to endure.

    if they want any hope of pulling this off, it *has* to be animated (like final fantasy). and it has to be targeted at a real and intelligent adult audience. this simply won't work if it's targeted at 8-14 year olds.

    even then, it needs to be a powerful franchise. metroid - doable. zelda - doable (potentially in the vein of LoTR). but, excite bike? what are they going to do? make it like The Fast and the Furious with Mario as referee?

    i guess all we can do is wait and see, but i'm not holding my breath for anything groundbreaking.

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  13. I for one.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... welcome our Koopa Troopa(tm) Overlords!

  14. Shitty game-based movies aside... by Locky · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This is not what this announcement is about. Nintendo are moving into Japanese Animation, to produce movies akin to the likes of Studio Ghibli's productions. The latest Ghibli movie looks set to gross over $450 million in Japan alone, You can see why Nintendo would want in on that market.

    Yes, this may end up as a vehicle to cross-promote their games, but the first slated movie that they are said to produce is based on collections of centuries old Japanese literature.

    Doesn't exactly sound like a Mario movie.

    1. Re:Shitty game-based movies aside... by Kyn · · Score: 1

      Doesn't exactly sound like a Mario movie.

      Wait a tick, you're telling me mushroom eating plumbers aren't staples of historic Japanese literature? My worldview has been shattered.

    2. Re:Shitty game-based movies aside... by tekunokurato · · Score: 1

      based on one of its own franchises

      what part don't you understand?

    3. Re:Shitty game-based movies aside... by Nikker · · Score: 1

      Nintendo are moving into Japanese Animation, to produce movies akin to the likes of Studio Ghibli's productions

      Maybe Nintendo is not as stupid as ./ sais they are. Many posts talk about how Nintendo is with out story lines in their games and such. With the heart that Nintendo shows and the repeated voice of their prez saying how they are going to cause a 'revolution', would it be that hard to think that maybe they can successfully 'play' a movie with a console? Do you think they have the money / power / aptitude? yup

      I guess we will have to wait to see but if they did it would be totally cool.

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  15. wrong meme by mekkab · · Score: 1

    In Japan old game companies make movies out of 8-bit videogames.


    No, you got the cliche wrong. It goes like this:

    In Korea only old people watch movies of 8-bit videogames!

    And don't diss excitebike; Little dude got a nomination for being the toughest video game character!

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  16. Those who forget history... by Cyno01 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    are doomed to repeat it.

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  17. It might work by kyouteki · · Score: 1

    You know, everyone is bashing previous video game movies, but think about it. Nintendo is known far and wide for their quality control (usually sacrificing release dates), so if they are in charge of the Hollywood unit, then we may possibly see good, worthy movies on screen that just happen to share a licence with a wildly popular (or maybe not) video game franchise. I can just see it now...Pikmin: The Movie.

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  18. CAPTAIN N and of course the Gameboy by Killjoy_NL · · Score: 1

    I liked this series as a kid
    Maybe a more adult version? since all of us have grown up (and our nintendos grew up with us)

    http://www.retrones.com/SeriesAnimacion/CapitanN /c aptain-n.jpg

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    1. Re:CAPTAIN N and of course the Gameboy by ArsSineArtificio · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I actually got the "Captain N" comic books. They were about as juvenile as the cartoon... except for one issue.

      I have no idea where this writer wandered in from, or whatever happened to them afterwards, but it was this really awesome "what if" story where Mother Brain's goons finally manage to capture and slay Princess Whatshername, and Captain N goes insane, journeys to Mother Brain's world, kills her, and sets himself up as the new Dark Overlord. The universe goes to hell, Kid Icarus and Simon Belmont go into hiding as outlaws as he turns on his old friends, and I can't even remember what all else happens. Finally Samus Aran realizes that she always loved him, and tries to redeem him before it's too late...


      The next month, it was back to Goofy Nintendo Game Theater. I still can't figure out the deal was. It was like stumbling upon an episode of the Smurfs where Vanity murders Papa and establishes a Stalinist dictatorship, until his own demons torment him with the dark mirror of the Smurf psyche. WTF?

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  19. As long as... by skadus · · Score: 1

    As long as they're animated and stay animated, and the developers of the games stick to the development of the movies.

    also... ::crosses fingers:: pleasebeZelda pleasebeZelda pleasebeZelda...

    I've always wanted to see an animated series or movie based on the character designs in Zelda 2 and/or 3 (not the 80s cartoon, the anime-style art in the instruction manuals). I would love to see some form of Zelda movie, blending the best story bits from 3 and OoT, on the big screen.

    [/fanboi]

    1. Re:As long as... by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

      Do you happen to have a link to some of the Zelda 2 manual Art? My manual has long been lost/crumbled to dust and i wanted to show some friends why the manual art for zelda 2 was so awesome.

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      1
      2

      Mostly low-quality GIFs... but they're legible.

      After looking at Zelda 3's art, it's hard to appreciate 2's art that well. But looking at the 2 art, it looks just like an old anime movie, with the vibrant colors and dramatic scenes and all that. I remember the days when you could read a Nintendo manual and see all the little character designs and story scenes and wish you could have larger copies.

  20. Too bad by cubicledrone · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Video game companies have always wanted to be Hollywood. Unfortunately, they don't know how.

    Hollywood has always wanted to be a video game. Unfortunately they don't know how.

    One thing Hollywood does better than video game companies is arrange funding for new ideas. Despite their multi-billion dollar annual sales, no video game company spends any significant amount of time or money on research or development of truly new ideas, nor do they fund innovative new companies.

    They simply market and re-market sequels and clones, sequels and clones. Oh, and they make people work 100 hour weeks until they are exhausted.

    But Nintendo is the Apple of the video game industry, so they probably have a better product and better ideas.

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    1. Re:Too bad by pragma_x · · Score: 1

      Hollywood has always wanted to be a video game. Unfortunately they don't know how. [...] They simply market and re-market sequels and clones, sequels and clones. Oh, and they make people work 100 hour weeks until they are exhausted.

      So basically, the closest they've come is turning into one of those monster generators from Gauntlet?

      John Woo, your lifeforce is running low.

    2. Re:Too bad by Weaselmancer · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately? Call it a blessing, I would. =)

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    3. Re:Too bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "One thing Hollywood does better than video game companies is arrange funding for new ideas. Despite their multi-billion dollar annual sales, no video game company spends any significant amount of time or money on research or development of truly new ideas, nor do they fund innovative new companies."

      Examples?

      I'd say, e.g. Dance Dance Revolution was a pretty damn new idea. And Eyetoy. And lets not forget that deathmatch, and the RTS, were new ideas only a decade ago - not long in movie terms.

      New Hollywood ideas: well, there was The Matrix (which is really just a live action anime cartoon). Nothing else springs to mind.

      Even the most tired of tired sequels - Alien vs Predator - was a video game a long time before it hit the cinemas.

      -J

    4. Re:Too bad by cubicledrone · · Score: 1

      Examples?

      Star Wars.

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    5. Re:Too bad by golden_spray · · Score: 1

      They [Video Game makers] simply market and re-market sequels and clones, sequels and clones.

      Sounds a lot like Hollywood to me, except that Hollywood also takes ideas from movies made in other countries or longer than 20 year ago, burdens them with silly teenageers and first time directors, and thus turns great films to crappy remakes.
    6. Re:Too bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Touche!

      However, that was released three years before I was born. Got anything more recent?

      -J

  21. Re:fp by jellomizer · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    No you wern't I came, I saw, I moderated, Then I lost my moderation. Bua Ha Ha ha

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  22. mod parent up! by mekkab · · Score: 1

    Wow, you RTFA'd. You must be new here.

    The question being will they truly be able to produce something of Miyazaki's caliber?

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    1. Re:mod parent up! by Manitcor · · Score: 1

      A medium shift may be just what Nintendo needs to get back on its feet. I would not be surprised. If they do well in movies they may abandon the game market or make it a smaller part of thier biz.

      Nintendo is a company that is over 100 years old and has been everything from the makers of playing cards, to a taxi service and even at one point nintendo was a love motel. The company may change yet again. Taking thier valuable trademarks to another market and throwing thier weight around properly could yield rather profitable results.

      That is of course if they dont screw it up again.

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    2. Re:mod parent up! by mink · · Score: 1

      Nintendo needs to change it's fundamental focus to "get back on it's feet"? WTF! Can I have some of your drugs?

      Seriously, they are far from unsucessfull. Sure they are not number one, maybe if they engineered the Gamecube to fail every 9 months like Sony (yes I play PS2 games and support sony) they would sell more consoles.

      Unless there is something in the new I have missed, can you please explain how Nintendo is not on it's feat? What it did that knocked it off it's feet? How will a drastic change like ditching the video game market entirely would get them back on their feet?

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    3. Re:mod parent up! by Manitcor · · Score: 1

      Granted Nintendo isint in any near danger of going out of business but it is hardly what it used to be which was an innovator in the market both in technologies and games. They are no longer that and are more of a second fiddle to Sony and Microsoft. Being an old die hard Nintendo fan I would love to see them back on top but I question if it will ever happen again.

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  23. ow wow excite bike by Naikrovek · · Score: 4, Funny

    that's so cool because [overheat! overheat! overheat!] i just love excite bike, with the [overheat! overheat! overheat!] jumping and the racing and [overheat! overheat! overheat!] the superfast opponents. wow it was[overheat! overheat! overheat!] great!!

    ah, those were the days.

    1. Re:ow wow excite bike by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      let off the B button

    2. Re:ow wow excite bike by jtdennis · · Score: 2, Funny

      it's almost like Real got their design method from [buffering...]Excitebike.

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    3. Re:ow wow excite bike by LostCauz · · Score: 1

      "You Have Not Voice your Opinion on this Screenshot"

    4. Re:ow wow excite bike by ticklemeozmo · · Score: 1

      that's so cool because [overheat! overheat! overheat!] i just love excite bike, with the [overheat! overheat! overheat!] jumping and the racing and [overheat! overheat! overheat!] the superfast opponents. wow it was[overheat! overheat! overheat!] great!!

      Which would make Real Player is the Excitebike of video streaming.

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  24. ROB by MadDogTannen · · Score: 1

    I don't care which franchise they use, as long as there's a part for ROB.

    1. Re:ROB by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's easy. ROB's a character in Star Fox (although he looks much different from the original toy).

  25. Poorly? POORLY!?!?!? by ackthpt · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Wasn't there a Super Mario Brothers movie already that did poorly?

    Super Mario Brothers isn't in the Bottom 100, but IT SHOULD BE!

    I swear they could have done a good film, but the feel of it is that they filmed it in one day and threw it together. There were probably merchandising tie-ins, which probably failed miserably. It's poor execution like this on Hot Property which does the whole genre serious damage.

    It'll probably take years for people to trust Hollywood enough to see another Dr. Suess movie, though it seems a lot of people ignored the early warnings and saw it anyway.

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  26. Joystick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Make sure every seat in the theater has a joystick.

    1. Re:Joystick by DrJonesAC2 · · Score: 1

      That would depend on if the movies get an NC-17 rating ;)

  27. Funny... by wobedraggled · · Score: 3, Informative

    The Washington Post just called the Gamecube obsolete. how are they gonna raise money for movies... I hate the mdia this generation of gaming, I really do. http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A256 13-2004Dec1.html

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    1. Re:Funny... by Khuffie · · Score: 1

      Yes. Because the Washington Post is the number one source for gaming info. Tell that to Ninteno, who are still churning in a profit from the GameCube. Not to mention the GBA and the DS.

    2. Re:Funny... by AviLazar · · Score: 1

      Because the Washington Post (an obsolete behemoth in itself) knows what about technology and the gaming industry?

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    3. Re:Funny... by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      The Post is, as usual, wrong. The Gamecube is the only console actually played on a regular basis in most households containing the gamecube, xbox, and ps2, if that same household contains a female gamer (even a dilettante) and doesn't contain that game for the PS2 that came with the mouse-shaped vibrator you could sit on. You were just karma whorin'. Nintendo is anything but hurting for money.

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    4. Re:Funny... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Dear Washington Post,

      I must take issue with your recent article calling the Nintendo GameCube "obsolete". It's obvious that the GameCube is instead "stagnant". I await your correction.

      Sincerely,
      Frank Stallone

  28. if im not mistaken by Striker770S · · Score: 1

    ...videogames are meant for freedom of playing and not having to follow what the director wants you to see. So if you want to get shot and still fight you can, while hollywood would show what happens to the guy when he dies. Giving a game and making it into a movie takes away the freedom of videogames. Of course many of these games will be better than todays hollywood scripts. Look at Gigli, i dare you, you wont make it because you will slit your wrists from the horrible screenplay halfway through. Meh, Nintendo just wants to do is pocket a few dollars off the fans who will see the movie just because Samus will show her b00bs or something, kinda sad.

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    1. Re:if im not mistaken by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      ...videogames are meant for freedom of playing and not having to follow what the director wants you to see

      Tell that to the creators of Final Fantasy 7, Metal Gear Solid 2, etc.
    2. Re:if im not mistaken by weeboo0104 · · Score: 1

      because Samus will show her b00bs or something,

      Well, that's a good enough reason for me.

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    3. Re:if im not mistaken by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

      just because Samus will show her b00bs or something

      Where can I pre-order the DVD?

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  29. The Wizard by doowy · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Forget animated films.. who can forget the 90 minute Nintendo commercial, The Wizard starring Fred Savage?

    It was a story created out of the classic song, Pinball Wizard, but with heavy Nintendo advertising.

    It was the first time anyone saw the Power-glove in action and we were all so jealous. Unfortunatley for everyone who went out and purchased it, it didn't work quite as well as the 'movie' made it look.

    It was also the worlds first glimpse at Super Mario Brothers 3!

    I don't know if the movie caught flack from parents, but I remember quite enjoying it at the time as a kid.

    I also remember a Mario Brothers Saturday morning show - and if memory serves correctly, it was also non-animated.

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    1. Re:The Wizard by pseudolus · · Score: 1
      I also remember a Mario Brothers Saturday morning show - and if memory serves correctly, it was also non-animated.

      Actually, it was half and half. There was a live-action part in which "Mario" and "Luigi" did a little skit in front of a green screen, in white overalls. The bulk of it was animated though. Unless there were two shows...?

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    2. Re:The Wizard by DarkAurora · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I remember that, too. The two of them were in the basement and introduced cartoons. I think they had a few "guests", too.

    3. Re:The Wizard by Obiwan+Kenobi · · Score: 1

      Yeah baby! I remember making my mom drive all over the nearest big city looking for a showing because the advertisements said it was "In A Theater Near You."

      Guess what, it wasn't :(

      I was forced to wait for it on video, and that was a terrible shame for a kid who loved Nintendo.

      As for the Saturday Morning show, it was half and half with live action plumbers (and guests) introducing goofy cartoons.

      I distinctly remember the Nintendo Power Hour or something like it on Saturday mornings with Metroid, Zelda, Mega Man, and Mario & Luigi all in full effect. I can't ever remember being so excited about cartoons as I was back then.

      Ah, memories.

    4. Re:The Wizard by kesuki · · Score: 1

      Four actually.
      The Super mario Bros Super show. was the one your parent was referring to, but there wa sthe Super mario Bors power hour, and the Zelda animated show, and the Mario animated show, both of which were reincorperated as the supershow/power hour.

    5. Re:The Wizard by chris_eineke · · Score: 0

      Yeah... I still got a couple of those episodes on VHS tape. Maybe I should rip them... :)

      Anyways, IIRC Mario was played by someone called Captain Lou Albano. They always were in the sewer setting (because they're plumbers and all) and had a huge rat as a pet that would occasionaly peek through the sewer grill.

      Does anyone remember the Super Mario Rap?

      Ahh, memories :(

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    6. Re:The Wizard by Niahak · · Score: 1

      If you're really curious, you can watch the Saturday morning show - the "Super Mario Bros. Super Show" at tv.yahooligans.yahoo.com ... you may have to browse a bit but it's there.

      It was pretty bad. I've re-watched an episode or two and the jokes are all ridicuously corny. The best fact about the show is that (I've heard) the actor who played 'Luigi' was so completely unknown before the show that he was called Luigi on and off the set by the cast.

  30. Great... by Enigma_Man · · Score: 4, Funny

    Now I've got the theme song to Excite Bike stuck in my head.

    Do do do dodo doo. Do do do dodo doo. doopydoopydoopy do do dodo, dodo do do dodo.

    Thank you, thank you.
    -Jesse

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    1. Re:Great... by Chairboy · · Score: 1

      >Now I've got the theme song to Excite Bike stuck in my head.

      > Do do do dodo doo. Do do do dodo doo. doopydoopydoopy do do dodo, dodo do do dodo.

      Great, now the RIAA is gonna totally come down on your ass for illegally reproducing the song.

    2. Re:Great... by Alkaiser · · Score: 1

      List of high profile 8-bit Nintendo games that would have made a funnier joke than "Excite Bike".

      Tennis
      Volleyball
      Baseball
      Golf
      Soccer
      Kung Fu
      Gyromite
      Duck Hunt
      Urban Champion
      Karate Champ
      Tetris

      Feel free to add more.

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    3. Re:Great... by mhesseltine · · Score: 1

      Donkey Kong

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    4. Re:Great... by Rorschach1 · · Score: 1

      That's remarkably like the theme to Tetris on the Gameboy...

      Doot do da doot do da doot doot doot do da doot do da doot doot doot doot doot.

      Now THAT's one that'll get stuck in your head.

      Wonder if they've got a script for the movie yet.

    5. Re:Great... by MilenCent · · Score: 1

      That's not the theme to Excitebike. That's the theme to losing Excitebike. Which somehow makes you writing it out even funnier.

      Is there anyone reading this, who's also played the game, who doesn't know EXACTLY what you're talking about?

    6. Re:Great... by yuktar · · Score: 1

      Why just get the Excitebike theme stuck in your head when you could be playing it? Print out a few copies of the sheet music and get half a marching band together.

    7. Re:Great... by imac.usr · · Score: 1

      What the hell was that thing you kicked at the end, was it a can? It looked more like a duck.

      All I know is I saw a lot of it after 4 or 5 rounds >:(

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    8. Re:Great... by MilenCent · · Score: 1

      Heh, that was actually only present, if memory serves, in the arcade version, Vs. Excitebike. I don't think it was on NES Excitebike.

      I thought it was a can, but I only saw the arcade game a handful of times.

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      Answer: Obviously, entirely too much.

    9. Re:Great... by drew · · Score: 1

      I think I speak for us all when I say I would love to see a movie based on "A Boy and his Blob."

      Wait, you said high profile?

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    10. Re:Great... by jvalenzu · · Score: 1

      I don't think any of those would be funnier than "Excite Bike." The only one that comes close is Duck Hunt.

  31. Does it translate? by hwapper · · Score: 1
    Do games, where users interact and are "part of the story" translate into movies well?

    I don't remember one that has.

    However, movies to games have had more success, ie. Tron. Is it because the user wants to interact as one of the characters?

  32. The MARIO MOVIE WAS SWEET by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Honestly I thought it was hilarious when i was 12, it was awesome, and the tiny little babomb was sweet, the goomba could have been more goomba like but at least it wasnt a super mario brothers 2 movie, straight out of BOLLYWOOD

  33. of course, but... by Lepruhkawn · · Score: 3, Funny

    Wouldn't it be funny if the movie unit pulled Nintendo games into the darkside for the purpose of reaching the teen and young-adult males?

    I'm not so interested in jumping Mario across platforms, but if my reward was the opportunity to bitch-slap that annoyingly helpless Princess Toadstool, I might change my mind.

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    1. Re:of course, but... by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      Heh. Yeah, that's one think I like about the last couple Zeldas: Zelda isn't helpless. Okay, in Ocarina she was only not helpless when she was disguised, but in Wind Waker she was a badass.

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    2. Re:of course, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Just wait for Grand Theft Auto: Koopa Kingdom

      Now that'd be a fun Nintendo game

    3. Re:of course, but... by HydrusZ · · Score: 1

      I'm not so interested in jumping Mario across platforms, but if my reward was the opportunity to bitch-slap that annoyingly helpless Princess Toadstool, I might change my mind.

      You can already do that, in Super Smash Brothers. But she might slap you back with a golf club.

    4. Re:of course, but... by jacobito · · Score: 1

      I'm not so interested in jumping Mario across platforms, but if my reward was the opportunity to bitch-slap that annoyingly helpless Princess Toadstool, I might change my mind.

      Personally, I'm happy to play Nintendo games and not be reminded of pimps, prostitution, and violence towards women. And hearing pimp slang from video game geeks is especially vexing, which is one of the many reasons why I don't have XBox Live.

    5. Re:of course, but... by Zangief · · Score: 1

      I'm not so interested in jumping Mario across platforms, but if my reward was the opportunity to bitch-slap that annoyingly helpless Princess Toadstool, I might change my mind.

      While Peach isn't as independent as Zelda, she still can defend herself. See Super Smash Brothers Melee for proof.
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    6. Re:of course, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't understand. She's trying to escape from that wife-beating Mario.

    7. Re:of course, but... by Lepruhkawn · · Score: 1
      which is one of the many reasons why I don't have XBox Live.

      I think you denying yourself a techincally and emotionally sophisticated experience. I mean, especially with the voice communication.

      When I first spectated a Splinter Cell Pandora Tomorrow match (I did this on PC but I imagine it's similar on Xbox), one Sam Fisher put a guard in a headlock while the other Sam Fisher crouched down to put his goggles in the guard's crotch. The two young men controlling the Fishers repeated this head-lock/crotch-view maneuver over and over and each time it was just hysterical as evidenced by the maniacal laugher I heard coming over the voice channel.

      Maybe now that you know what you're missing, you'll change your mind.
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  34. EO : ExiteBike Zero by nihilistcanada · · Score: 1

    This Halloween be prepared to experience the next level of Terror! Jack Steele is a Championship Motorcross who lives life to the Exxtreme. But even he is taken to the edge when zombies take over his home town and take his sweetheart to make her their Undead Queen. Can Jack Steele rescue the love of his life and crush the Zombie hoard with his Motorcycle of Vengeance? Find out. 10/31/2005 "Kick stand? More like kick you Zombie Ass stand!"

  35. Games and RPGs seem to be the next thing by Nine+Tenths+of+The+W · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    With another Dungeons and Dragons film on the way, a Vampire:The Masquerade movie in the making, and Doom and Duke Nukem* films being made, it seems Hollywood has finally reached past the bottom of the barrel and begun scraping up the floor underneath it

    *it'll be released when it's done.

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  36. Excite Bike? by zaren · · Score: 1

    Hey, don't knock it, that might actually work in today's X-Games crazy world... try and rope in some of the big names in to do some spots, CGI in the guys that can't pop the big tricks anymore, grab the songs that they've already put into umpteen video games, and run with it. Could be worse, could be Street Fighter - poor Raul Julia...

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    1. Re:Excite Bike? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Characters doing bike tricks? Lack of a plot? Big marketing? Have you already forgotten "Torque"?

    2. Re:Excite Bike? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Torque was like totally off the hook.
      Torque came about because some idiot thought the motorcycle duel in MI:2 was awesome but far too short.

  37. Legend of Zelda? by Arthur+Yossarian · · Score: 1

    I know that many posters will say that video game-based movies are bad, and for the most part they're right (well, I didn't think Mortal Kombat was so bad :)), I have high hopes for a good Legend of Zelda movie. Nintendo are coming out with a new LoZ game in 2005, so the first film might be a decent tie-in. And don't forget that John Woo was named as the director of a Metroid movie. That shouldn't be too terrible.

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    1. Re:Legend of Zelda? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      John Woo would not be a good director for this movie.
      He must have birds fly out before a fight seen. Metroid has no birds.
      He likes to have an impossible chase seen to add to the duller sections of the movie. The only one with a vehicle is Sam.
      He also must have hand to hand combat in his movies... that's going to be interesting hand to hand combat against a blob.
      So what type of movie will this be? Drama?

      (DO not take seriously)

  38. Re: yeah right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There have been what, 8 Pokemon movies? I haven't seen a single one, but I'm sure that by my standards they are all crap. Even so, I'm sure they made alot of people lots of money.

    As for your comments:
    "if they want any hope of pulling this off, it *has* to be animated (like final fantasy)"

    Yeah, cuz that movie did SO WELL for Square, now didn't it. So well they closed up the movie division after making only that one movie.

    "...and it has to be targeted at a real and intelligent adult audience. this simply won't work if it's targeted at 8-14 year olds."

    yeah. Cuz Pixar didn't succeed by marketing to kids, right? Finding Nemo, Toy Story, Incredibles... No, those aren't kid's movies!

  39. Re:Poorly? POORLY!?!?!? by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

    "It'll probably take years for people to trust Hollywood enough to see another Dr. Suess movie [imdb.com], though it seems a lot of people ignored the early warnings and saw it anyway."

    I hope it is years before Hollywood is trusted with another Dr. Suess story! Frankly Hollywood seems to have lost all touch with the rest of the world.

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  40. YTF Not? by ackthpt · · Score: 1
    Do they really want to risk lose tainting their reputation in movie making?

    YTF not? Over the past decades cash rich japanese investors have been their own worst enemies in US properties from film studios to golf courses. Pebble Beach was owned by japanese investors before they had to quickly liquidate, thanks to plummeting land values in the home islands, and sold the whole lot for about 1/3 what they paid. Seems some music and film companies have done poorly, too, though Sony seems to be weathering the storem better than others. Probably helps they didn't hire crooks in the US to mismanage their assets and get the company to sell it to them or their friends for a fraction after crippling the concern.

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  41. They have it backwards! by gosand · · Score: 3, Funny

    No No No. You release the crappy movie first, THEN you release the crappy video game. Or have we just come full circle? Who knows. Who cares?! I am getting pretty sick of the word "franchise" anyway.

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    1. Re:They have it backwards! by Neon+Spiral+Injector · · Score: 1

      I think Street Fighter showed us it is: good game, crappy movie based on a good game, crappy game based on a crappy movie based on a good game.

    2. Re:They have it backwards! by Frogbert · · Score: 1

      Its not a circle, its a exponential progression towards absolute zero quality. Take, for example, the result of a Game based on a Movie based on a Game.

  42. Who would you cast though? by Nine+Tenths+of+The+W · · Score: 4, Funny

    While Ron Jeremy is an obvious Mario, it's hard to see who else could fill in the various Nintendo roles

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    1. Re:Who would you cast though? by chrish · · Score: 1

      Fear. I've seen a picture (on that Internet thingy, probably on IRC Images) of Ron Jeremy dressed as Mario.

      It was disturbing.

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    2. Re:Who would you cast though? by Nine+Tenths+of+The+W · · Score: 1
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    3. Re:Who would you cast though? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Ask and ye shall receive.

    4. Re:Who would you cast though? by sharkey · · Score: 1

      Jenna Jameson would make a fine Samus Aran, IMHO.

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    5. Re:Who would you cast though? by euxneks · · Score: 1

      Having Ron Jeremy shoot "fireballs" and save Princess Peach... I dunno know... That sounds kind of kinky..

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  43. Hopefully it will be an action adventure thrilller by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...about the greatest nintendo game ever devised.

    Paperboy.

  44. Re:oh god! the end times are near... by Fig,+formerly+A.C. · · Score: 1

    I think the Excite Bike comment was a joke... You know, sarcasm? I think you're close with the Zelda idea, though. Especially since the new game is supposed to move away from the "cartoony" look.

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  45. Nuh-uh by underpar · · Score: 1

    I object! Alladin was too girlie. The Prince walks on walls, kills things, and has a really hot accent.

  46. Wasn't there already..... by jzarling · · Score: 0

    Wasnt there already a Mario based cartoon? I know there is/was a Kirby.

    I would like to see a big screen adaptation of StarFox. So many stories to tell.....

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  47. Re:oh god! the end times are near... by NardofDoom · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I went to see Final Fantasy and had the misfortune of sitting across the aisle from an elderly woman who brought her four year old granddaughter.

    The kids started screaming about fifteen minutes in, and they left just after the guy's soul got ripped from his body.

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  48. One acronym by DrFrob · · Score: 1
    but, excite bike?

    RTFA

  49. YES!Finally a Zelda movie directed by miyamoto-san by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've been waiting all my life for a movie based on the Zelda franchise... and finally the gods of Hyrule have heard my prayers.

  50. With Luck by AviLazar · · Score: 1

    The story will be better then FF: The Spirits Within....though the graphics were amazing (the kissing looked fake, but mouths seem to always be a problem for these artists).

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  51. Movie based video games by KillaKen187 · · Score: 1

    At least if done well, it won't be as bad as some of the movies that have been made into video games. How many people have you seen flock over the new "The Incredibles" video game? Or what about the first LOTR game, Harry Potter, Finding Nemo, The Chronicles of Riddick, etc. Yes some of the ones I mentioned are kiddie games and little kids will like them, but there are only a handful of movie-based video game I would even give a chance. For example LOTR Two Towers and Return of the King, Enter the Matrix (which was horribly short), Spiderman, and some of the 007 series.

    1. Re:Movie based video games by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, cronicles of riddick was an awesome game

  52. It's official by Skim123 · · Score: 1

    Creativity in Hollywood is dead. Before I thought it just very sick, not well enough to answer the door, just strong enough to make some sickly whooping coughing noises. But now I know that, after years of painful struggle, it has finally died. Sigh.

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    1. Re:It's official by VeriTea · · Score: 1
      What do you have against turkies? We bought ours fresh from a farm (well, only a day or two after it was slaughtered anyway) last year. It tasted so fantastic we will certainly be buying from them again.

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    2. Re:It's official by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      NETCRAFT CONFIRMS IT

  53. bad dudes: the movie by jiffyjon · · Score: 1

    I think they should turn the bad dudes classic into a movie:

    "The president has been captured by ninjas"

    "are you a bad enough dude to rescue him?"

    Done and done.

  54. Fanboys.... ATTACK!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
    Attention Nintendo Fanboys (Like Myself).

    It is your solemn duty let the Washington Post know they can't get away with this kind of abuse.
    Go to their contact form immediately and let them know how offensive Rob Pegoraro's article was. If anyone knows Rob's personal email address, I'd love to have that, too.

    1. Re:Fanboys.... ATTACK!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My duty is complete, he is grossing mis-informed and really should read the sunday ads.

    2. Re:Fanboys.... ATTACK!!!! by bynary · · Score: 1

      Done.

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  55. Excite Bike eh? by BigDumbAnimal · · Score: 1

    I think that story line is a little worn out, unless Nintendo would like to ride the wave of loyal fans of other classic biker movies

  56. They Need to Be Like Pixar Movies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If they can make computer animated movies with the quality and appeal of Pixar movies, they will rake in the cash.

  57. The Long Awaited Sequel! by coaxial · · Score: 3, Funny

    I just hope they can get Bob Hoskins and John Leguizamo to reprise their roles for Super Mario Brothers 2.

  58. The Goonies II by ArsSineArtificio · · Score: 1

    Nah, they should make a movie of "The Goonies II", where you rescue Annie the Mermaid.

    And have a cameo by Konamiman! Remember him?

    *sound of crickets*

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    1. Re:The Goonies II by Telepathetic+Man · · Score: 1

      Is it really a "cameo" if Konamiman was never seen in a game before, or since? Wouldn't that just make him a generic extra?

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  59. Re:Those who fail to read the other comments by prockcore · · Score: 0, Troll

    are doomed to be modded redundant.

  60. Wrong by twoallbeefpatties · · Score: 1

    This is anime. It would have to follow in the steps of Pokemon, Hikaru no Go, Initial D, Stellvia, Princess Nine, etc. - with a worthless hero.

    The young hero is a boy who accidentally steps on his older brother's motocycle after his brother falls and breaks his leg. The boy tries to go over the course himself, but also crashes. But when he crashes without breaking a single bone, or even gaining a single bruise, he finds that he must learn the ways of the Excitebike. He battles every opponent and narrowly wins. His opponents all talk trash when they meet him, but after losing, they admit defeat and suddenly become honorable, and the hero discovers their secret soft side. His spunky younger sister tags along and constantly reminds him of how he's supposed to ride the bike correctly, because he's a master rider but he always forgets the basic stuff. Luckily, she can shout it at him from the stands and he can always hear the advice over the roar of his bike, saying "Oh yeah, I was gonna do that!" And then there's his cousin, who is exactly the same age as him, but is twice as arrogant and already has a corporate sponsorship, and in the final episode of the series, he races his rival cousin for the grand prize as the cousin constantly taunts him and throws dirty tricks.

    And then, after the incredible success of the series, they go on without the original writers to make ExciteBike Z, where the hero defeats every biker on the planet and has to go start racing bikers from outer space who all have higher powerlev-- er, faster acceleration than the guy before them. There are many shots of aliens just standing stunned in place going "He accelerates so fast! I can't even sense his motions!" And then the bike suddenly turns glowing yellow in the middle of the match. And just wait for the OAV's!

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  61. Wow, a video games company getting involved by famouswhendead · · Score: 0

    in the movies... Next thing you'll hear is that a software giant moves into TV.

  62. I can't wait for by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Duck Hunt, the movie.

  63. Mike Tyson's PunchOut by jdramer · · Score: 1

    With extended scenes of jogging in a pink sweatsuit.

  64. Provocative! by base_chakra · · Score: 1

    How could that possibly go wrong ?

    Put very simply: it
    just can't!

  65. Ninja Gaiden the movie by Jakhel · · Score: 1

    starring Jet Li. PWNAGE!!

  66. Horror in Metroid by MenTaLguY · · Score: 1

    The horror is set up through the plot device of putting a lone woman deep in the bowels of an alien world battling Lovecraftian horrors, using a battle suit constructed by a dead alien race.

    It was only vaguely hinted at in the earliest games, but recent Metroid games have increased the Lovecraftian feel. Modern Metroid properties tend toward a feel somewhere between Lovecraft lite and the movie Alien (the latter is an admitted influence).

    Admittedly, Elder Races like the Chozo and Luminoth are probably a bit cuddly by Lovecraft standards, at least until their bodies are posessed or they slowly descend into madness under the influence of primeval darkness.

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    1. Re:Horror in Metroid by MenTaLguY · · Score: 1

      ...of course, when the movie is made, John Woo will most likely make a fluffy sexy action flick and entirely miss the point. :/

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    2. Re:Horror in Metroid by C0rinthian · · Score: 1

      Are we going to see Samus walk down a corridor with random, inexplicable doves flying in slow motion?

    3. Re:Horror in Metroid by MenTaLguY · · Score: 1

      Probably. The Chozo are bird-creatures; with a bird theme like that of course he'd have doves.

      It might even make sense in context this time.

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  67. Zelda by MilenCent · · Score: 1

    Metroid? Starfox? Kirby? Mario?

    Nope, Zelda is by far the Nintendo franchise best suited to anime-cation. Of course, one could just argue all you'd need to do is film an hour and half of Wind Waker. (And the great thing about that sentence is, whether you liked or hated Wind Waker, it looks like I'm agreeing with you in both cases!)

    But of all of Nintendo's franchises, The Legend of Zelda is the one that really has things to say. Yes, things other than "Have I bombed every mountain space on this screen, and tried to burn every tree?" Also yes, things that aren't "Let's cel-shade this bad boy." Even things other than "Did Link and Zelda do it after the credits in Zelda 2." (You dirty-minded fink.)

    Okay, let me rephrase. The Legend of Zelda has the most room for actual storytelling. This could be big, if done right. Yeah, that's a big if. But we'll see.

  68. first video game company by Fr05t · · Score: 1

    From the article: "If it adopts the plan, Nintendo would become the first video game company to establish a theatrical film production unit."

    Umm no I believe the first company was SquareSoft (now Square-Enix)

    1. Re:first video game company by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well Square Pictures has gone bankrupt after releasing only one movie, I don't really consider that successfully estabishing a theatrical film production unit.

      Maybe they meant that Nintendo will be the only video game company with a theatrical unit, as Square Enix's doesn't exist anymore.

    2. Re:first video game company by DarkAdonis · · Score: 1

      Yes, and soon after the box office flop known as Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within, Square's president, Hisashi Suzuki, resigned.

      Square reported a net loss of $80 million USD that year, which is likely due to the movie's failure.

  69. Spirits Within by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If it adopts the plan, Nintendo would become the first video game company to establish a theatrical film production unit.

    Didn't Square do that for "Final Fantasy: The Spirits Wthin"?

    Maybe I shouldn't bring that up though. It seems like there are a lot of people who thought it sucked. I mean, yeah, it wasn't stellar as far as movies go, but the story of it was as good as any of the Final Fantasy games they've made.

  70. Brilliant idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...after all, it worked so well for Square :rolleyes:

  71. Screw Excite Bike - I want to see by Alzheimers · · Score: 1

    ...Ice Climber, the movie!

    It's got action, excitement and suspense...

    The story of two hammer-wielding Eskimo brothers in search of fruit, only to be brutally attacked by mutant Penguins and an unfathomable void that lurks just below the edge of the screen. Watch as they become obsessed with catching the evil condor that floats just above the top of the mountain!

    With the recent success of Touching the Void, how could this *possibly* go wrong!?

    And if not Ice Climber ... how about Wrecking Crew! Or my personal favorite, Mach Rider!

    1. Re:Screw Excite Bike - I want to see by tepples · · Score: 1

      The story of two hammer-wielding Eskimo brothers in search of fruit

      Wait a minute... Popo has a brother? And what happened to Nana?

  72. Video game characters rarely translate well. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mario and Link have been successful in so many games with radically different settings because they're characters without emotions, conflicts or personality. I've spent thousands of hours of my life staring at both of these guys on the screen and I can't tell you a thing about them except that Mario is a plumber who can jump and Link likes swords and the color green.

  73. How about... by Krakhan · · Score: 1

    Punch-Out!! the Movie. Starring Little Mac, and his trainer Doc Louis. This is a story of true victory, but the road is long...

    1. Re:How about... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      starring Reginald VelJohnson as Doc.

  74. Didnt they learn from Square... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    That video game movies do not work. (Huge following of people with the Final Fantasy games did not bring them to the theatres and almost bankrupted them)

    1. Re:Didnt they learn from Square... by LGagnon · · Score: 1

      The movie also had nothing to do with the game. That was the real problem.

  75. Pah to Nintendo! by payndz · · Score: 1
    I want to see 'Atic Atac: The Motion Picture'!

    Or maybe Tom Hanks as The Conductor in a motion-captured CGI version of 'Suicide Express'...

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  76. oh boy oh boy oh boy! by Larmal · · Score: 1

    Finally, a sequel to The Wizard!

  77. Re:Poorly? POORLY!?!?!? by aichpvee · · Score: 1
    It's poor execution like this on Hot Property which does the whole genre serious damage.

    That's really what the problem is. "Video-game-based-movie" should NOT be a genre. You don't see people going around trying to make movies in the "book-based-movie" genre, and look how many movies are based on books and don't suck, even if almost none are as good as the source material.

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  78. Re:oh god! the end times are near... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    why not? i bet some exec is drooling at that possibility.

    they made the fast and the furious didnt they? in the top ten worst movies EVER made.

  79. Re:oh god! the end times are near... by nEoN+nOoDlE · · Score: 1

    the excite bike comment was a joke, relax.

    It doesn't really say what properties to expect, but obviously it's Excite Bike.

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  80. 2 goods that make a wrong by Scrameustache · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Although a Zelda movie would be pretty neat.

    No, it wouldn't.

    Don't you remember thinking "Oh, an Alien VS Predator would be neat!" or "Man, I can't wait for the Matrix sequels!" or "Hurrah! SW: Episode One comes out today!"?

    Videogames are neat. Movies are neat.
    Put 'em together and you have crap. Either a crappy videogame based on a movie or a crappy movie based on a game. Stop deluding yourself, it's not healthy.

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  81. Wow, the power glove sucked! by lowrydr310 · · Score: 1

    I remember thinking it would be so cool to use that to play Punch Out. Unfortunately it was so friggin sensitive that you had to strain your arm to keep it centered, and any slight move would make it go crazy! Now, I let my 2 year old nephew play with it when he comes to visit and he loves it (not hooked up to the Nintendo though).

  82. Re:oh god! the end times are near... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > haven't we done this several times before. hell, even with a nintendo property. anyone still remember the crappy mario brothers movie? and we've already seen more pokemon movies than anyone should ever have to endure.

    Nobody force you to watch the pokemon movies. But the fact that millions have watched and paid for them only means that you are NOT part of the target audience. In other words, you are unrealistically expects Pokemon was made for adult when it is clearly marketed for kids. There are movies clearly unsuitable for adults, but MPAA does not include such category. Unlike your run of the mill Hollywood studios, at least ShoPro/SoftX have the integrity to not leeching on the success of video games that have made failures out of the USA producers.

  83. WHAAAT? by ElektroHolunder · · Score: 1
    The latest Ghibli movie looks set to gross over $450 million in Japan alone, You can see why Nintendo would want in on that market.
    Oh, goodness. For a second, I thought you wrote Gigli. Don't do that again, mmmkay?
  84. Think Pokemon by echocharlie · · Score: 1

    There have been several Pokemon movies which have beautiful artwork and ok animation. It's better than the TV show animation, but not quite up to the level of a Studio Ghibli release.

  85. Let's hope they've learned by Squideye · · Score: 1

    Donkey Kong Country, the lifeless CG-animated afternoon cartoon, was the worst example of dreary, unexpressive animation I've ever encountered.

    My experience with Gamecubery is that they've come a very long way since those days. You know, I'd pay to watch The Wind Waker in a theatre.

  86. Re:oh god! the end times are near... by bynary · · Score: 1

    this simply won't work if it's targeted at 8-14 year olds No, but it will work if it's targeted at 5-11 year olds. Never underestimate the amount of money that parents are willing to spend to make their children happy.

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  87. Top 3 by j1bb3rj4bb3r · · Score: 1

    of my wishlist for movies based on Nintendo games: 1. Metroid : aimed for late teen/young adults... horror splashed with action and sexual innuendo (no waiting till the end of the game for that helmet to come off). 2. Mega Man : ohmygod this is it. Think of all the characters in this game. The voice actors could have a field day. Make it campy. 3. Legend of Zelda : unfortunately Xandir has ruined any chance at me being able to take this seriously. I'll just be yelling at the screen "admit you're gay already!!! you can just go home!!!"

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    1. Re:Top 3 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The only way Nintendo could do a live Zelda movie without Link seeming gay is if they use child Link. Thanks a lot Xandir. (although Xandir does have bits of Cloud in him too, and we all know that not only is Cloud gay, but he's the "recieving" type. At least Link is the "giver")

  88. Should be careful by Omniscientist · · Score: 1

    Perhaps Nintendo should start concentrating on ressurecting their dying gaming empire instead of pouring money into a movie that probably won't break even at the box office.

    1. Re:Should be careful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wonder how you call their finacially successful empire a failure, since they bring in more money than Sony actually. All of Nintendo's software does well, and lately all of their hardware (Gamecube, GBA, SP and DS) are selling tremendously, while Sony's latest hardware offerings (PSX, PStwo and soon the PSP) are not selling so hot.

    2. Re:Should be careful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A better discussion would be Square Enix's dying video game empire. What the hell happened to them?? They use to sell systems with a single game (FF7). Not they are just a joke.

  89. Re:oh god! the end times are near... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    anyone still remember the crappy mario brothers movie?

    No. Nobody remembers that movie. That's why it's a good thing every other post in this topic is reminding everyone of it. ;)

    zelda - doable (potentially in the vein of LoTR).

    If it didn't say "animated" in the writeup, I'd be inclined to agree with you. It would be hard to rip off the LOTR's look and feel in animation. It's most likely going to be a cartoon aimed squarely at young kids, just like the Pokemon series.

  90. There's been plenty of bad movies by Corellon+Larethian · · Score: 1

    And there's been plenty of bad games. That's what happens when you do a half-assed job.

    There are some books which just should not be movies, just like there are some games which simply should not have ever been movies.

    I only know this:
    If there's one single bastard in this world that SHOULD be directing Metroid (and not Mission Impossible 2), it's John Woo. Shoot fast; shoot hard; double tapp.

  91. If you had to spin the wheel.. by Fussen · · Score: 1

    I'd put my money on Nintendo being the best company to opt for cinema presence, since it has consitantly focused on story, replability & character progression. Nintendo has a "world" and Nintendo builds and empire within that world. Many of us have visited Yoshi's Island. If they move into production with Ghibli, I can see some amazing stuff happen.

    As for Super Mario Bros the movie - Hollywood was much larger than the video game industry back then, and like it always does it whores out the talent. This time around, Nintendo holds the upper hand. They can make the move since they're more experienced in the biz now.

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    How about the main character for Nintendo? Super Mario or Yoshi.
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    How about Sony or Microsoft? Some fuzzy thing with a high top sneakers and a bandana?


    Let's if Nintendo can do what Square attempted.

  92. Bah by Headcase88 · · Score: 1

    I knew about that Two days ago. Cool to see it on Slashdot though :)

    Indeed, it would be interesting if the movies were about (and I quote) "Japanese Poetry" instead of games.

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    1. Re:Bah by mink · · Score: 1

      If Ghibli can turn a Japanese comic strip (kinda like family circus, but less cute) into a feature length film, I don't see why someone cant make a good film about poetry.

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  93. Re:In Soviet Russia... by MachineShedFred · · Score: 0

    You fail it.

    In Soviet Russia, IT FAILS YOU!

    Wait... I'm not in junior high anymore with that really wierd teacher-lady with the mustache...

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  94. Re:Poorly? POORLY!?!?!? by AvitarX · · Score: 1

    Dr Suess was probably spinning in his grave about that.

    Could you imagine what he would have said if somebody came up with the pitch to him "Lets take one of your most beloved works, and turn it in to a typical shit Hollywood overhyped super marketed movie"

    It would probably be along the lines of "lets make a charming inexpesivemovie and show it for free on PBS"

    You could proably get star power to act for free in a Dr Suess movie if it was being done like that too.

    I just don't have the impression that Suess would like his properties used by mega-corps to bilk the masses out of their money.

    But the Grinch was pretty good I think I heard (didn't go see it).

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  95. List from 2008. by poofyhairguy82 · · Score: 1
    Worst All-time Mistakes for Nintendo

    1. Trying to make movies.

    2. Using cartridges in the N64. (lead to them losing Squaresoft for a crucial time)

    3. Virtual Boy

    4. Messing up Mortal Combat

    5. 64DD

  96. All hail friend computer! by ebyrob · · Score: 1

    by some giant evil Twilight-Zone-ish computer that lives in a cave someplace on the back lot of Warner Brothers?

  97. Square Forgotten So Soon? by doodaddy · · Score: 1

    Yes, why shouldn't they follow in the footsteps of Square? That company was raking in the cash for the Final Fantasy franchise, but they decided to blow it all on a movie... er, you know the rest.

    Strangely, Square and Nintendo used to be very tight partners.

  98. Grinch by ackthpt · · Score: 1
    But the Grinch was pretty good I think I heard (didn't go see it).

    I saw it with friends in Denver and felt quite let down. It seemed to go on for too long as well. Some months ago I picked up the original Chuck Jones animated Grinch, with Boris Karloff narrating, and found it was quite a bit better. To make the cinematic release fill up 90 minutes (or whatever it was) they had to add a lot of material to the story -- material which wasn't very Suess-like in character.

    Trivia: Thurl Ravenscroft sung "You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch", not Boris.

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  99. Battletech by kurzweilfreak · · Score: 1

    I'm waiting for a Battletech movie. Technically not a console game, but the great movie trailers of the Mechcommander and Mechwarrior series show that with today's level of special effects, a Battletech series could become the next Star Wars. If they did a trilogy based on the Blood of Kerensky novel trilogy, they'd definitely have a winner.

    The stories are full of great characters, great plots, and of course, awesome Mech fights. We'd finally have a video game-based movie that didn't suck because it'd have both awesome CGI (Mech battles) and depth of plot.

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  100. Mother aka Earthbound by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No one has mentioned my favourite candidate for anime-adaption for an nintendo franchise: Mother.

    It has a cool, loveable central character, a young boy who lives in a average small town with average family and averagely weird friends.

    When something weird happens of course it's up to these little fellas to solve what is going on with the ufos and stuff. Would make a cool fantasy film in style of The Goonies from the eighties.

    hp

  101. Re:oh god! the end times are near... by Fig,+formerly+A.C. · · Score: 1

    True, but Nintendo has got a LOT worse material to draw from instead of Excite Bike. Ice Climbers, gor instance... ;-)

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  102. [Announcer Voice] by The+Dark+Rabbit · · Score: 1

    "In the dawn of time... one man and one woman... forged in the spirit of competition... forever changed the course of human history..." [/Announcer Voice]

    CAVEMAN GAMES
    *-The Movie-*

    Featuring Ben Affleck as Thag and Renee Zwelliger as Crudla.

  103. So the game box of the future will be both game by Linuxathome · · Score: 1

    So the game box of the future will be both game and movie machine? It seems like it's already happening already -- lots of these games nowadays have interesting movies on them. Seems like a natural progression. Players can also create their own movies with the built-in engine and characters -- add script, plot, movements and background and voila, a new movie you can share with your friends.

  104. To Quote A Certain Comic Book Store Owner.... by piecewise · · Score: 1

    Worst. Idea. EVER.

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  105. But what about... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In all seriousness, there is one game that I'd jump at the chance to see a movie adaptation of.

    Earthbound.

    Yes, Earthbound, that insane SNES RPG. It would translate very well to an animated setting, I think. And it would probably be one of the funniest movies out there. Or at least the weirdest.

    If Nintendo went ahead and made a movie based on Earthbound, I'd buy it without a second thought.

  106. coming in late on this but... by championselector · · Score: 1
    ... nintendo might be better served if they put their efforts into developing more than a very bare handful of quality games for existing platforms (re: gc) instead of moving on to some new thing i am expected to buy (re: ds) or, worse, making a load of movies i don't want to see.

    just my 2 cents, but there it is.