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  1. Re:This probably will be reduced on Discarded Cell Phones · · Score: 1

    All women are Pre-wired like that at birth :)

  2. Re:Decline of the hardware reviews (and Slashdot) on Intel's New Pentium 4 Chipsets Reviewed · · Score: 2, Funny

    Black is the new black

  3. Damn! on New Internet2 Land Speed Record · · Score: 2, Funny

    Thats faster than Yo mama chasing after crack

  4. Hax0red on Hacking Web Services · · Score: -1, Troll

    I hacked MS Hearts, and it yelled at you after every move, and if you lost, it would throw up offensive images, and continue making fun of you, it was damn funny! muahahahha
    all part of my master plan though

  5. MY home use! on White LEDs for a Brighter World · · Score: 1

    I would use these for my room, does anybody know where we can get them, hook it up!

  6. what would I do with 40 billion dollars? on Microsoft's $40 Billion On Hand · · Score: 1

    40 billion tacos!

  7. $3800? used car? on 21.3" LCD Monitor Reviewed · · Score: 2, Funny

    Thats nothing! i bought my 79 Buick Regal for $200! and my muffler only fell off once!

  8. Re:good cases on Black Is The New Beige · · Score: 1

    Yes, and the asian ones have the smallest disks

  9. Re:footing the bill on Wireless, GPS-Loaded 'Bait Car' Traps Thieves · · Score: 1

    Gigantor magnet you say? i could find better things we can use that for than pulling the guns out of criminals pockets... we just fly it around the IRS building, target the hard drives, it would be a much better thing to do.

  10. They were throwing away anyway on Wireless, GPS-Loaded 'Bait Car' Traps Thieves · · Score: 1

    Hey... people throw trash out on the side of the street, and they leave their cars on the side of the street. You could just say they were leaving it out for the trash guys, makes sense.

  11. don't they already have pills that give you energy on Provigil Extends Your Day? · · Score: 1

    like SPEED? oh wait, that stuff really isn't that good for you, huh

  12. The extra hour a day? on No More Rebooting? · · Score: 1

    You can add on to the non-stop sitting and snacking! thats what being a computer programmer is all about

  13. Telemarketers on How To Profit From Telemarketing · · Score: 4, Funny

    When ever telemarketers call me, i usually play songs on the keypad. mary had a little lamb usually goes over well

  14. Re:perplexed on Microsoft To Start Running Anti-Unix Ads · · Score: 1

    i think EVERYONE makes fun of microsoft, i was just watching an episode of south park where they killed Bill Gates after windows crashed on them

  15. Re:Dogs, calculus, and fetch. on Playing Ball in Space · · Score: 1

    Yeah, whenever i have a calc problem... i go straight to my dog. i just wish i could dress my dog up as me to take my finals... because i look like a dog anyway

  16. Junk Mail on Pay Dirt in Scanned Driver's Licenses · · Score: 1

    Its all part of the master scheme by the gov't to send us all extra junk mail!

  17. Re:... and physics too ... on Simpsons Guide to Math · · Score: 1

    You wouldn't want the king of england coming in here pushing you around, would you? WOULD YOU?

  18. 6000 songs? on Greene's Grammy Speech Debunked · · Score: 1

    they aint got nothing It doesn't take more than one person and a hig-speed connection to get 6000 songs in 2 days gimme a T1 line... 24 hours... and some caffeine... i'll get you anything you need

  19. Like ESP on Augmented Reality: Enhanced Perception · · Score: 1

    Its ok, i don't need any special equipment to look at someone and know everything about them, i am phsyco, i mean psychic... i can read people's minds... comes in handy with the women ;-)

  20. we ARE destroying the ecosystem on The Skeptical Environmentalist · · Score: 1

    there's no question about us polluting the environment, we put a nice huge hole in the o-zone layer. now, we just need to use it to our advantage... we melt the polar ice caps, and like stated in an earlier article, days will seem longer... its all part of my master plan to put another hour in every day to get all the things done that i need done.

  21. teste flies on Nuclear Mutant Flies Are Good For Africa? · · Score: 1

    Damn teste flies, they get you every time!

  22. sup the bot up on Robot Maker Mark Tilden: All Life is Analog · · Score: 3, Funny

    i would open up the robot, see how it ticks... then i would sup it up... overclock it, slam it to the ground, throw some nice rims and a bouncing sound system in that beeotch... then i could floss and fly myself around everywhere