Sounds like every pinay I've ever dated. Get yourself fixed, she will bounce on you for hours on end, pinay claim you're the father, and she literally comes after you with a knife when she finds she can't steal your money.
This species puts on an energetic smile the rest of the time though.
Small molars good for sucking, IQ of 50, falls in a sinkhole and gets fossilized. Why try to convince people you've found a new species when all they have to do is look what's at the surface.
Well, on a more exciting note, I banged your mom last night and injected her with 50 exabytes of information. I had the buffer queued up on a brink of an overflow, was about to have a coitus IRQ, and decided to just go into burst mode and DMA it all into her pipeline.
Don't you guys hate watching a cam chick that has one of those pink pieces of plastic sticking out of her cooch? When I first saw these, I thought that they were some urethral sound or something to keep the urethra propped up and provide antibiotics or some newfangled IUD or something. I felt sorry for the few girls at first having to wear them and found it odd that they would fist themselves which would certainly risk having one of these devices pop out which might mean a trip back into surgery or something. How naive I was.
So these things are called "ohmybod" and they are everything that you ever thought white women stood for. If you "tip" one of these net prostitutes, this thing vibrates, so money is equated to pleasure, and you could theoretically make one of these women orgasm purely with money. White women are, of course, no deeper than this these days. And now you see these devices all the time. They're as obnoxious as the bowtie tattoos on the calves and as ubiquitous as silicone dildos. The women that use these are as fake as their moans, and their "orgasms" are faker than their breasts.
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It used to be possible to go for a week or two on the Internet without being lectured by the Social Police. Now you'd be lucky to go a day without people tripping over themselves to be offended at something—anything.
You know the type. We all do. You'd rather have your teeth filed down to nubs than be cornered by one at a party. These preachy, bloviating, pharisaic shit-heads bristle at the thought of lecturing you on morality, usually with the help of a Tumblr post to enumerate all the things you're doing wrong and why you should feel like an asshole every waking second of your life.
You don't need to ask them for their opinion because they'll give it to you whether you want it or not. The periodicity of how often these whiners find something to be outraged at is regular enough for scientists to start replacing atomic clocks. The cause of all the social outrage this time? A variant—read: optional—comic book cover:
Hey here's an idea: don't like something?
DON'T BUY IT.
If you don't like something, vote with your dollars by not buying it. Companies will hear your message loud and clear and stop making content that offends you. End of controversy, right? Of course not.
I don't believe for a minute that the most vocal critics of this cover were ever intending on buying this comic (or any other) in the first place. And it's likely that this was a calculated move by Marvel to drum up controversy and sales. But like all great non-issues, this controversy is blown way out of proportion by idiots who aren't familiar with the many borderline-erotic poses Spider-Man has had over the years. Here are the two covers superimposed (Spider-Woman scaled and rotated):
J. Scott Campbell's cover with identical pose.
And here are three more instances where Spider-Man is crawling in a similar pose, though the ones on the left and right don't give Spider-Man as much of a bubble-butt as J. Scott Campbell's rendition in the middle:
What critics of this cover aren't willing to acknowledge is that art evolves and reflects the culture we live in, every bit as much as music, fashion and even food. You can see trends in fashion depicted on the pages of comic books because many artists draw inspiration from real life. Steve Ditko made the print (above, right) during the Silver Age of comic books in the 50s/60s, when giant bubble butts weren't in vogue, whereas Campbell's cover came out when Mystikal's "Danger" was on the top Bill Board chart. And it's plausible that the artist, Milo Manara, is influenced by pop culture just as much–if not more–than he influences it himself. The variant cover can even be seen as a commentary on current pop culture trends, or at least a reflection of it. It's telling that people are outraged by the supposed sexualization of a fictional character which, as many have pointed out, closely mirrors Nicki Minaj in her Anaconda video:
Yeaaaaah, buddy. It's just an experiment. You got it right. It's like your 15-year-old daughter experimenting with heroin. Just an experiment; all is fine and dandy!
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953Self-Driving Uber Car Kills Arizona Woman in First Fatal Crash Involving Pedestrian
729Facebook Employees Outraged Over Exec's Appearance at Kavanaugh Hearing
705Pro-Gun Russian Bots Flood Twitter After Parkland Shooting
661Reddit Continues To Protect Racist Language In Favor of Free Speech 5James Damore Sues Google For Allegedly Discriminating Against Conservative White Men
953Self-Driving Uber Car Kills Arizona Woman in First Fatal Crash Involving Pedestrian
729Facebook Employees Outraged Over Exec's Appearance at Kavanaugh Hearing
705Pro-Gun Russian Bots Flood Twitter After Parkland Shooting
661Reddit Continues To Protect Racist Language In Favor of Free Speech
Yeah, so that was a good delay tactic. What you need to do from here on is keep sending her back into the bathroom to do kinkier and kinkier things. I hope that you have an enema in there or at least some hose and a syringe or at the very least a hose and a bucket where you can get some siphon action. Have her do it in the shower stall. Dung can be "dissolved" enough to go through the drain. It's gross, but think of the alternatives. It's like the thought of going to the park and watching some hottie with a French bulldog that picks up the dung with the grocery bag. Grocery bags are frequently "leaky" (try hosing the inside and see what I mean) and you know that chick is getting tiny bits and pieces of digested dog food all over her hands. You can't see it, but there's that faint odor. Sickening. But you see what I'm getting at here. *IN* the shower is the best place to partake, and if she can make it to the toilet without leaking is the best way to flush out. Basically, you explain all this to her, and if she's into it, she's yours. Think of porn star Sarah Blake. She was hot before the boob job. She's a programmer by education/trade and has a total nerd face but it is an actual attractive face. A rare find. There are nerdy girls who are into doing weird things, so don't push it too far, but by the time they're in their mid-20s, they understand the importance of cleaning up beforehand.
So what you do from there is keep reading about eating out girls. There is some technique to it, but this should buy you time. Once she is nice and cleaned up, just finger her clit and stick it between her buns. If she wants more clit stim after a few minutes, kick her out of the house. This is like that Pat Sajak lookalike butch "chick" on all the Kink sites RUINING it by forcing a Hitachi Magic Wand on any girl that comes in. If the girl is using clit stim to augment, fine. But 75% of those chicks on there are getting nothing out of the penetration and are cumming solely from the vibrators. Trust me on this. I'm a chick. Anyway, so you start doing her from behind, and if she doesn't start getting into it without clit stim after a few minutes, kick her out of the house because she's just not worth it.
Slashdot was purchased by an Arab shell company to produce fake news. So in return, I give you porn. And a story about a DMT trip. Enjoy!
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According to Putin, when the queen revealed her underlying Reptilian nature by shape-shifting, her face turned scary, with evil-looking slit eyes and a long dragon-like
snout. Her skin also turned a “grey dish water color.”
He also saw the old monarch shape-shifting when Obama and New Zealand’s Governor-General Jerry Mateparae helped her down the stairs. Putin said that when Obama held the
queen, her hands turned Reptilian green and scaly, and when she smiled, she revealed sharp and spiky reptilian teeth that glistened evilly.
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“These whores, they hear “rape”. Like, like Chelsea, she slammed me. I was not joking, I was being sarcastic. Listen to the speech. I do not laugh at my own jokes,” said Mr Duterte. “I will tell her, when your father, the president of the United States, was f***ing Lewinsky and the girls in the White House, how did you feel? Did you slam your father?”
BeauHD the millenial is 100% fudgepacker. I hereby make this thread slightly less gay with a slender, smokin' hot athletic babe with real hair. -Clit + Boner
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According to Putin, when the queen revealed her underlying Reptilian nature by shape-shifting, her face turned scary, with evil-looking slit eyes and a long dragon-like snout. Her skin also turned a “grey dish water color.”
He also saw the old monarch shape-shifting when Obama and New Zealand’s Governor-General Jerry Mateparae helped her down the stairs. Putin said that when Obama held the queen, her hands turned Reptilian green and scaly, and when she smiled, she revealed sharp and spiky reptilian teeth that glistened evilly.
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According to Putin, when the queen revealed her underlying Reptilian nature by shape-shifting, her face turned scary, with evil-looking slit eyes and a long dragon-like snout. Her skin also turned a “grey dish water color.”
He also saw the old monarch shape-shifting when Obama and New Zealand’s Governor-General Jerry Mateparae helped her down the stairs. Putin said that when Obama held the queen, her hands turned Reptilian green and scaly, and when she smiled, she revealed sharp and spiky reptilian teeth that glistened evilly.
Slashdot is not information, and the editors don't convey real info. The BizX Arabs hired a bunch of apes to push their agendas.
Case in point: the implication of this story is that tungsten filament bulbs are banned in Europe. That is not the case here. This is specifically for high-output bulbs. Halogens are in reality equated with floodlights and car headlights.
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Sounds like every pinay I've ever dated. Get yourself fixed, she will bounce on you for hours on end, pinay claim you're the father, and she literally comes after you with a knife when she finds she can't steal your money.
This species puts on an energetic smile the rest of the time though.
Small molars good for sucking, IQ of 50, falls in a sinkhole and gets fossilized. Why try to convince people you've found a new species when all they have to do is look what's at the surface.
I didn't post porn, but here ya go...
A viber straight to the clit!
Well, on a more exciting note, I banged your mom last night and injected her with 50 exabytes of information. I had the buffer queued up on a brink of an overflow, was about to have a coitus IRQ, and decided to just go into burst mode and DMA it all into her pipeline.
-Clit + Boner-
Sounds creepy. I'd get a background check for Al, whoever he is.
Yep, police state brought you by Harry Reid's electorate, lol.
Nobody cares!
Google’s YouTube Blocks Joe Rogan/Alex Jones from Number 1 Trending Twitter did not censor, showed AJ at #1, Rogan at #3
Don't you guys hate watching a cam chick that has one of those pink pieces of plastic sticking out of her cooch? When I first saw these, I thought that they were some urethral sound or something to keep the urethra propped up and provide antibiotics or some newfangled IUD or something. I felt sorry for the few girls at first having to wear them and found it odd that they would fist themselves which would certainly risk having one of these devices pop out which might mean a trip back into surgery or something. How naive I was.
So these things are called "ohmybod" and they are everything that you ever thought white women stood for. If you "tip" one of these net prostitutes, this thing vibrates, so money is equated to pleasure, and you could theoretically make one of these women orgasm purely with money. White women are, of course, no deeper than this these days. And now you see these devices all the time. They're as obnoxious as the bowtie tattoos on the calves and as ubiquitous as silicone dildos. The women that use these are as fake as their moans, and their "orgasms" are faker than their breasts.
What a sick and demented world we live in.
-Clit+Boner
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It used to be possible to go for a week or two on the Internet without being lectured by the Social Police. Now you'd be lucky to go a day without people tripping over themselves to be offended at something—anything.
You know the type. We all do. You'd rather have your teeth filed down to nubs than be cornered by one at a party. These preachy, bloviating, pharisaic shit-heads bristle at the thought of lecturing you on morality, usually with the help of a Tumblr post to enumerate all the things you're doing wrong and why you should feel like an asshole every waking second of your life.
You don't need to ask them for their opinion because they'll give it to you whether you want it or not. The periodicity of how often these whiners find something to be outraged at is regular enough for scientists to start replacing atomic clocks. The cause of all the social outrage this time? A variant—read: optional—comic book cover:
Hey here's an idea: don't like something?
DON'T BUY IT.
If you don't like something, vote with your dollars by not buying it. Companies will hear your message loud and clear and stop making content that offends you. End of controversy, right? Of course not.
I don't believe for a minute that the most vocal critics of this cover were ever intending on buying this comic (or any other) in the first place. And it's likely that this was a calculated move by Marvel to drum up controversy and sales. But like all great non-issues, this controversy is blown way out of proportion by idiots who aren't familiar with the many borderline-erotic poses Spider-Man has had over the years. Here are the two covers superimposed (Spider-Woman scaled and rotated):
J. Scott Campbell's cover with identical pose.
And here are three more instances where Spider-Man is crawling in a similar pose, though the ones on the left and right don't give Spider-Man as much of a bubble-butt as J. Scott Campbell's rendition in the middle:
What critics of this cover aren't willing to acknowledge is that art evolves and reflects the culture we live in, every bit as much as music, fashion and even food. You can see trends in fashion depicted on the pages of comic books because many artists draw inspiration from real life. Steve Ditko made the print (above, right) during the Silver Age of comic books in the 50s/60s, when giant bubble butts weren't in vogue, whereas Campbell's cover came out when Mystikal's "Danger" was on the top Bill Board chart. And it's plausible that the artist, Milo Manara, is influenced by pop culture just as much–if not more–than he influences it himself. The variant cover can even be seen as a commentary on current pop culture trends, or at least a reflection of it. It's telling that people are outraged by the supposed sexualization of a fictional character which, as many have pointed out, closely mirrors Nicki Minaj in her Anaconda video:
Nothing wrong with either of these.
The criticism that Milo
Yeaaaaah, buddy. It's just an experiment. You got it right. It's like your 15-year-old daughter experimenting with heroin. Just an experiment; all is fine and dandy!
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Deeper, wider, faster?
Just how I like it...
-Clit + Boner-
Yeah, so that was a good delay tactic. What you need to do from here on is keep sending her back into the bathroom to do kinkier and kinkier things. I hope that you have an enema in there or at least some hose and a syringe or at the very least a hose and a bucket where you can get some siphon action. Have her do it in the shower stall. Dung can be "dissolved" enough to go through the drain. It's gross, but think of the alternatives. It's like the thought of going to the park and watching some hottie with a French bulldog that picks up the dung with the grocery bag. Grocery bags are frequently "leaky" (try hosing the inside and see what I mean) and you know that chick is getting tiny bits and pieces of digested dog food all over her hands. You can't see it, but there's that faint odor. Sickening. But you see what I'm getting at here. *IN* the shower is the best place to partake, and if she can make it to the toilet without leaking is the best way to flush out. Basically, you explain all this to her, and if she's into it, she's yours. Think of porn star Sarah Blake. She was hot before the boob job. She's a programmer by education/trade and has a total nerd face but it is an actual attractive face. A rare find. There are nerdy girls who are into doing weird things, so don't push it too far, but by the time they're in their mid-20s, they understand the importance of cleaning up beforehand.
So what you do from there is keep reading about eating out girls. There is some technique to it, but this should buy you time. Once she is nice and cleaned up, just finger her clit and stick it between her buns. If she wants more clit stim after a few minutes, kick her out of the house. This is like that Pat Sajak lookalike butch "chick" on all the Kink sites RUINING it by forcing a Hitachi Magic Wand on any girl that comes in. If the girl is using clit stim to augment, fine. But 75% of those chicks on there are getting nothing out of the penetration and are cumming solely from the vibrators. Trust me on this. I'm a chick. Anyway, so you start doing her from behind, and if she doesn't start getting into it without clit stim after a few minutes, kick her out of the house because she's just not worth it.
It is official. You are a gay flamer. How does it feel to be both gay and retarded at the same time?
How is it that John Mcafee HIMSELF claimed that your hosts file engine is a virus and should be avoided at all costs?
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According to Putin, when the queen revealed her underlying Reptilian nature by shape-shifting, her face turned scary, with evil-looking slit eyes and a long dragon-like snout. Her skin also turned a “grey dish water color.”
He also saw the old monarch shape-shifting when Obama and New Zealand’s Governor-General Jerry Mateparae helped her down the stairs. Putin said that when Obama held the queen, her hands turned Reptilian green and scaly, and when she smiled, she revealed sharp and spiky reptilian teeth that glistened evilly.
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“These whores, they hear “rape”. Like, like Chelsea, she slammed me. I was not joking, I was being sarcastic. Listen to the speech. I do not laugh at my own jokes,” said Mr Duterte. “I will tell her, when your father, the president of the United States, was f***ing Lewinsky and the girls in the White House, how did you feel? Did you slam your father?”
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According to Putin, when the queen revealed her underlying Reptilian nature by shape-shifting, her face turned scary, with evil-looking slit eyes and a long dragon-like snout. Her skin also turned a “grey dish water color.”
He also saw the old monarch shape-shifting when Obama and New Zealand’s Governor-General Jerry Mateparae helped her down the stairs. Putin said that when Obama held the queen, her hands turned Reptilian green and scaly, and when she smiled, she revealed sharp and spiky reptilian teeth that glistened evilly.
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According to Putin, when the queen revealed her underlying Reptilian nature by shape-shifting, her face turned scary, with evil-looking slit eyes and a long dragon-like snout. Her skin also turned a “grey dish water color.”
He also saw the old monarch shape-shifting when Obama and New Zealand’s Governor-General Jerry Mateparae helped her down the stairs. Putin said that when Obama held the queen, her hands turned Reptilian green and scaly, and when she smiled, she revealed sharp and spiky reptilian teeth that glistened evilly.
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Case in point: the implication of this story is that tungsten filament bulbs are banned in Europe. That is not the case here. This is specifically for high-output bulbs. Halogens are in reality equated with floodlights and car headlights.
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