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  1. Re:beyond-cutting-edge medical technology? on Ray Kurzweil Talks Google's Big Plans For Artificial Intelligence · · Score: 1

    I wonder how he would take to working in a pocket calculator.

  2. Re:R.I.P. Will not be forgotten. on Harold Ramis Dies At 69 · · Score: 2

    Venkman: "Egon? Any ideas?"

    Egon pulls out a calculator and is about to type on it when Venkman slaps it out of his hands.

  3. Re:Android already has this... on US Carriers Said To Have Rejected Kill Switch Technology Last Year · · Score: 1

    Well, it's not the FEDERAL GOVERNMENT that wants this. The state of California is proposing this requirement in direct response to the large number of stolen phones.... Mostly iPhones.

    I don't know what you're talking about with Exchange.... Activesync doesn't allow your Exchange Administrator to wipe your phone. He can only wipe the emails on your mail server, and THAT'S IT!

    This all seems like it can be handled with more law enforcement in CA, and the state is trying to push this onto the cell phone manufacturers and providers.

  4. Re: lacking answers here, ask roadie on a band for on Slashdot Asks: Do You Label Your Tech Gear, and If So, How? · · Score: 1

    I wonder if your roadies have the same creed as above....

  5. Re:Easy on Slashdot Asks: Do You Label Your Tech Gear, and If So, How? · · Score: 1

    But even if you're a fine upstanding citizen, and return the lost property to the "lost and found", wouldn't the holders of the lost and found also be possessing stolen property? What protects them from the same fate as a thief?

    This whole discussion mixes legal and moral issues. All that aside, the article is asking "What's the best way to write my name on my stuff?". Maybe there is no one simple answer, but there are many alternatives. How about claiming the lost item on your insurance?

  6. Re:I suppose we have to remove these before flying on Lechal Haptic Footwear Guides You By Buzzing Your Feet · · Score: 2

    Also, wear them into a casino, and get beaten up in a back room for cheating.

  7. Re:Dumb on A New Car UI · · Score: 1

    Why does it need to be a screen? How about a multi-touch surface that does not display anything. You could use beeps or voice synth for telling the driver what mode you're in, and what you're changing the setting to.

    In fact, take it one step further and don't even have a surface to touch. Just install a kinect or leap motion interface. That should do it, and would require minimal redesign.

  8. Re:Or, as Sarah Silverman said in her standup on Ask Slashdot: How Do You To Tell Your Client That His "Expert" Is an Idiot? · · Score: 1

    You know, I can totally believe that Sarah Silverman is a terrible roommate.

  9. Re:brighter? on Laser Headlights Promise More Intense, Controllable Beams · · Score: 2

    "Merc" is short for Mercenary.

    "Hg" is short for Mercury.

  10. Technology isn't evil... on Virtual Boss Keeps Workers On a Short Leash · · Score: 1

    ..It's how the technology is used

    I think this Virtual boss is a GOOD THING, and should be implemented..... but only in prisons.

  11. Re:In otherwards on Virtual Boss Keeps Workers On a Short Leash · · Score: 1

    I like to sing that while I'm mining ore in Skyrim...

  12. Re:so what about all my old devices? on Old-school Wi-Fi Is Slowing Down Networks, Cisco Says · · Score: 1

    Even usb 3.0 is limited to 4 Gbps. That would already be insufficient for the 6.9Gbps proposed in the summary.

  13. Re:It sounds cooler than it is... on Largest-Yet EVE Online Battle Destroys $200,000 Worth of Starships · · Score: 1

    It's probably because that any other "space battle" you have ever seen was between 2 (or more) fleets. The fleets obey the orders of the commanders, and are generally intended to adhere to a particular strategy. The EVE battle, while it consists of at least a couple of battling factions, doesn't have a single mind guiding them all. They just know that they have to secure the location, or destroy the enemy. How they do that is probably just up to each starship commander.

    Try this: get a wounded rabbit, and throw it into a sealed room. Then add about a dozen random hungry wolves. That would seem more like the EVE online battles.

  14. Re:Ergonomic 'Split' Keyboards! :D on Stop Trying To 'Innovate' Keyboards, You're Just Making Them Worse · · Score: 1

    How about this for innovation: The laptops should integrate one of those laser projection keyboards, and have the keys projected on the bottom half of the laptop. That way, you could get your split keyboard, anyone else could get their DVORAK or European layout, and there would be only one model to rule them all!

  15. Re:Windows keys? on Stop Trying To 'Innovate' Keyboards, You're Just Making Them Worse · · Score: 2

    Yes! Those keys are for stopping the action when you're playing FPS games.

  16. Re:Why not just multiple monitors. on 4K Is For Programmers · · Score: 1

    Leet programmers have monitors with polar coordinates instead of Cartesian.

  17. Re:Ends of Moore's Law in software ? on End of Moore's Law Forcing Radical Innovation · · Score: 5, Funny

    yes more efficient and fast code would be much better

    I like this guy. He doesn't stop for punctuation.

  18. Re:WTF is MOOC on Are High MOOC Failure Rates a Bug Or a Feature? · · Score: 1

    Thanks. Now, in this context, what is STEM?

  19. Re:Just one more way... on US Customs Destroys Virtuoso's Flutes Because They Were "Agricultural Items" · · Score: 1

    But I don't want to spend the rest of my life in a foreign land.

  20. Re:Saw this earlier on US Customs Destroys Virtuoso's Flutes Because They Were "Agricultural Items" · · Score: 1

    Perhaps the flutes were infested with termites. That might warrant their destruction.

  21. Re:All the news that matters on US Customs Destroys Virtuoso's Flutes Because They Were "Agricultural Items" · · Score: 2

    You have just insulted billions of fictional Pakleds.

  22. Summary... on Jade Rabbit Spotted By American Eagle (LRO) · · Score: 1

    Lunar Orbiter images a single pixel - it must be the Chineese lander.

  23. Quack! on USB Sticks Used In Robbery of ATMs · · Score: 1

    Even HID-Only access isn't going to save you. See the USB rubber ducky.

    http://hakshop.myshopify.com/products/usb-rubber-ducky

  24. Not so Obvious Question.... on What Would It Cost To Build a Windows Version of the Pricey New Mac Pro? · · Score: 1

    Why would Apple create a super overpowered desktop machine when all services are being moved to "Cloud-based"? Certainly you don't need that much power to run a web browser. All you need is a Pentium 4 and a super fast internet connection.

  25. Re:It's an Exclusionary Club on How Ya Gonna Get 'Em Down On the UNIX Farm? · · Score: 1

    Err.. in this context, what the hell is a BAMF? Do you mean BOFH?

    I thought that "BAMF" was the sound that the teleporting mutant from the X-men made....