That's precisely my point. The subtexts and themes of the original films raise it above the level of schlock-action movie into something approaching art.
But that's because Paul Verehoeven is such a good director. Hell, even Showgirls had some good moments.
There's a difference between comics and movies. If you took your tongue out of Miller's ringpiece for a moment you'd realise that the two apocryphal movies were poorly scripted abominations, designed to pander to the 'whizz bang explosion' audience instead of being a metaphor for the "American Jesus".
The original Robocop movie was a work of art, the others being toy commercials. So please, grow the FUCK up.
To follow on, the mid 90's TV series had one or two good moments, but was weighed down by the 'anti violence' paradigm of the times. What good is the concept of a noble knight returning from the grave if he cannot exact bloody justice?
It took over a decade before a sequel of sorts came out which even ATTEMPTED to capture the spirit of the first movie. This was the "Prime Directives" mini-series. It had blood, violence and satire. And apart from a few leaden, ponderous moments, it kept the audience's interest.
And again... Miller is an overrated HACK that couldn't write a script if his life depended on it.
Just wait for the pakis and gooks to REALLY start breeding. Then we'd need to implant tracker chips in the whole sorry nest to be able to keep tabs on them.
Look at your typical filthy 'Asylum Seeker' hovel. They can cram AT LEAST a million of them into a square meter.
The death of Linux. Not by the evil Microsoft, but by one of GNU's allies - SCO.
This is beautiful, watching you OSS losers scuttling around like ants under a magnifying glass. Knowing that no matter what you do, you'll never escape the fact that Linux has had it's day.
Does it REALLY matter that one card can get you 238923213 frames per second, and the other one can only get 238923212?
Would you rather it was back in the shit old days when those pedophiles at 3dfx abused their market monopoly all the shitting time?
Of course, it WASN'T a monopoly though, was it? Not in your twisted Open Sores eyes. Must. Have. Latest. Voodoo. Card. *drools*
Then who SAVED the PC games industry? Come on now? Who came out with a standard API that ALL manufactures could use without resorting to the arcane obfuscation of OpenGL? That's right, cuntfaces...
Bit of a let-down ending for 24, no? Who'd have thought DAVID PALMER FINALLY GOT ASSASSINATED! Totally out of the blue, considering THE ACTING PRESIDENT DID A TOTAL TURNAROUND AND SENT THE BOMBERS BACK HOME after SHEREE PALMER MET UP WITH THE BAD GUY AND GOT HIM TO CONFESS OVER A LIVE LINK UP WITH THE WHITEHOUSE. Other than that NOTHING REALLY BAD HAPPENED. TONY ALMEDA IS REINSTATED AS HEAD OF CTU. KIM SURVIVES. And, err, that's it really.
Did I mention David Palmer got assassinated by a woman with some kind of poison on her hand?
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Just as long as they don't market it as the "Whangmangleotron 3000", I'll be happy.
You want a lot of things, don't you, fuckwit? But who's gonna pay for them?
Shitwipe.
That's no way to treat your mother!
What? The Huge Unclean Rectal Dilator?
"Just In" seems to be an appropriate name for you, thimble-dick.
... like sodomizing children.
Shit business practises and shit software. But companies still buy their overrated hack jobs.
Why? The marketing. Just goes to show what happens when PHBs don't listen to their technical people.
The best solution to Muslim women is to rape a bit of white into them.
Like Lord Goatse
Support the war against islam! Kill a muslim for the glory of FREEDOM.
Send the niggers in first to get their heads blown off by the filthy islamics terror bombs.
And then take their women and rape a bit of white into them. It's the only way we can possibly SAVE the human race!
So how do your parents feel to know that they've produced genetically inferior offspring?
Ah, yes, Metallica before they discovered the carnal delights of other mens rectums.
That's precisely my point. The subtexts and themes of the original films raise it above the level of schlock-action movie into something approaching art.
But that's because Paul Verehoeven is such a good director. Hell, even Showgirls had some good moments.
There's a difference between comics and movies. If you took your tongue out of Miller's ringpiece for a moment you'd realise that the two apocryphal movies were poorly scripted abominations, designed to pander to the 'whizz bang explosion' audience instead of being a metaphor for the "American Jesus".
The original Robocop movie was a work of art, the others being toy commercials. So please, grow the FUCK up.
To follow on, the mid 90's TV series had one or two good moments, but was weighed down by the 'anti violence' paradigm of the times. What good is the concept of a noble knight returning from the grave if he cannot exact bloody justice?
It took over a decade before a sequel of sorts came out which even ATTEMPTED to capture the spirit of the first movie. This was the "Prime Directives" mini-series. It had blood, violence and satire. And apart from a few leaden, ponderous moments, it kept the audience's interest.
And again... Miller is an overrated HACK that couldn't write a script if his life depended on it.
So fuck off, pedophile-chops!
Does that mean the first one will be really good, but the second and third one would be shit?
Fist Sport!
It's ALWAYS the fucking US's fault, isn't it?
WHY DO YOU HATE AMERICA?
Just wait for the pakis and gooks to REALLY start breeding. Then we'd need to implant tracker chips in the whole sorry nest to be able to keep tabs on them.
Look at your typical filthy 'Asylum Seeker' hovel. They can cram AT LEAST a million of them into a square meter.
ALL nerds are fags.
Nice to see that Slashdot are cranking out the full-page advertisements again.
The death of Linux. Not by the evil Microsoft, but by one of GNU's allies - SCO.
This is beautiful, watching you OSS losers scuttling around like ants under a magnifying glass. Knowing that no matter what you do, you'll never escape the fact that Linux has had it's day.
Does it REALLY matter that one card can get you 238923213 frames per second, and the other one can only get 238923212?
Would you rather it was back in the shit old days when those pedophiles at 3dfx abused their market monopoly all the shitting time?
Of course, it WASN'T a monopoly though, was it? Not in your twisted Open Sores eyes. Must. Have. Latest. Voodoo. Card. *drools*
Then who SAVED the PC games industry? Come on now? Who came out with a standard API that ALL manufactures could use without resorting to the arcane obfuscation of OpenGL? That's right, cuntfaces...
It was Microsoft.
Here endeth the lesson.
My god. It's full of ass.
Making money while our children go spastic and blind playing their epilepsy-strewn games.
NO MORE NIP SEIZURES!!!
Bit of a let-down ending for 24, no? Who'd have thought DAVID PALMER FINALLY GOT ASSASSINATED! Totally out of the blue, considering THE ACTING PRESIDENT DID A TOTAL TURNAROUND AND SENT THE BOMBERS BACK HOME after SHEREE PALMER MET UP WITH THE BAD GUY AND GOT HIM TO CONFESS OVER A LIVE LINK UP WITH THE WHITEHOUSE. Other than that NOTHING REALLY BAD HAPPENED. TONY ALMEDA IS REINSTATED AS HEAD OF CTU. KIM SURVIVES. And, err, that's it really.
Did I mention David Palmer got assassinated by a woman with some kind of poison on her hand?
Gonna take you for a ride.
Gonna take you for a ride.
Gonna take you for a ride.
Gonna take you for a ride.
ad nauseum.
Let alone the 'choose three characters' bullshit. Whatever happened to 'pick up and play'?
Keep the fucking thing simple, and have the complicated stuff as extras. Fucking gooks.
Billions of dollars of military spending, all to be able to look down a large breasted woman's cleavage.
Our tax dollars at work!