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ESR Recasts Jargon File in Own Image

don.g writes "As reported by NTK, ESR appears to have embarked apon the process of recasting the Jargon File in his own image, adding terms like "Aunt Tillie" and "GhandiCon" that he dreamt up and seemingly no-one else uses, and various terms from (of all places) the warblogging community, where he is active. He's also updated the "Hacker Politics" page to be more closely aligned with his own views."

521 comments

  1. Talk about misconceptions by Levine · · Score: 4, Funny

    And here I thought ESR was a level-headed, objective advocate of OSS.

    levine

    1. Re:Talk about misconceptions by Black+Parrot · · Score: 5, Funny


      > And here I thought ESR was a level-headed, objective advocate of OSS.

      Eric's going to be the star of the upcoming Hackers Gone Wild! video.

      --
      Sheesh, evil *and* a jerk. -- Jade
    2. Re:Talk about misconceptions by discogravy · · Score: 3, Funny

      No, you're thinking of Theo de Raadt from OpenBSD.

    3. Re:Talk about misconceptions by Savatte · · Score: 3, Funny

      I hear in this one we actually get to see someone put comments into code!

    4. Re:Talk about misconceptions by martingunnarsson · · Score: 2, Funny

      Man, that's sick! How can these movies be legal?? Somebody do something!

      --
      Martin
    5. Re:Talk about misconceptions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Go here. Joe should be able to do something.

    6. Re:Talk about misconceptions by eclectro · · Score: 1


      Eric's going to be the star of the upcoming Hackers Gone Wild! video

      Check your TV guide dude, he's gonna be in Fox's Police Videos.

      --
      Take the cheese to sickbay, the doctor should see it as soon as possible - B'Elanna Torres, "Learning Curve"
    7. Re:Talk about misconceptions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Oh God, please let him keep his clothes on...

    8. Re:Talk about misconceptions by Simon+Garlick · · Score: 1

      Don't you mean ESR The Absurdly Rich?

      http://lwn.net/1999/1216/a/esr-rich.html

    9. Re:Talk about misconceptions by Jay+Maynard · · Score: 1

      He wasn't absurdly rich for long enough to collect any of that money. A director of a corporation cannot sell any of his shares for 6 months after an IPO; by then, LNUX had dropped well below its opening-day high.

      According to CBS Marketwatch, the current price for LNUX is $2.49 a share. Assuming ESR still owns his 150,000 shares, that makes his stake worth $373,500. Still think he's absurdly rich? He doesn't.

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      Disinfect the GNU General Public Virus!
    10. Re:Talk about misconceptions by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > his stake worth $373,500. Still think he's absurdly rich? He doesn't.

      Yeah, and most doctors don't think they are. BUT THEY ARE STILL RICH. I've currently got less than $1000 to my name (not including my assets -- my car.. and clothes and toys? that's it) and I consider myself to be doing okay. If he owns one fucking thing worth more than my life (and he does), he's unnecessarily rich.
      Please keep in mind, I don't hold that against him in the slightest. I won't lie and say I wouldn't like to have that money, I just don't think he's all he thinks he is -- or maybe it's just that people are jealous & make it LOOK like he has an ego problem. I don't know, I've never met him in person, but some of his online rants go in that direction.

  2. Arbiter Tribunal by rammadon · · Score: 1

    Great... an arbitrary geek. Can't really say i know much about said jargon file. It seems tho that this would cause problems if noone else used some of this.

  3. And this is a surprise.. why? by sudog · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The guy's an egomaniac, both online and off; if he's the maintainer of a project, he's god of the project. Whoever handed that one off to him is to blame, not ESR himself, because it's not like he's gone through some horrible, recent metamorphosis. :)

    1. Re:And this is a surprise.. why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      Nobody handed this off to ESR. He took it upon himself. Back when he first started to overhaul the Hacker's Dictionary, many of the original contributors were less than pleased with the treatment he was giving it. There were many flamefests in alt.folklore.computers, I believe. Some of the original complaints were that he was adding entries that weren't in common usage, that he deleted entries that he didn't personally like, and that the general tone of some sections was too self-serving. Some things never change.

    2. Re:And this is a surprise.. why? by madprof · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The other point is - who cares anymore? The Internet is a far more diverse place than when the Jargon File was started and hackers can communicate in any way they want. The Jargon File is a bit of an anachronism.

    3. Re:And this is a surprise.. why? by mindstrm · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yup.
      And those flamers were free to get together and do their own version, and publicize it all they wanted. As it stands, they didn't, and people used and liked ESRs version. So if he wants to overhaul it again, power to him....

      If ya don't like it, please, start an open source jargon file.

    4. Re:And this is a surprise.. why? by Jack+William+Bell · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You are absolutely correct, except on one point: It is already community property/open source.

      So anyone that doesn't like what ESR is doing is free to fork it, now or from an earlier version. My guess is that the loudest complainers are the ones least likely to follow through on that option.

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    5. Re:And this is a surprise.. why? by LuxuryBoy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      In what way is it an anachronism? Surely the fact that it is being updated means that it is still relevant?

      There is something to be said for recording the usage of old hacker terminology for purely historical purposes. It is when it stops being a 'general' record and starts being hijacked by one individual that it stops being relevant to the community at large.

    6. Re:And this is a surprise.. why? by RLiegh · · Score: 1

      The problem being, of course, FINDING an authoratative earlier version.

      As someone pointed out in another post, this presents an undreampt of oppurtunity for revisionists of all stripes.

    7. Re:And this is a surprise.. why? by SN74S181 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Actually, if something stinks like shit you don't have to shit your own mound beside it before you're allowed to say that it stinks like shit.

    8. Re:And this is a surprise.. why? by madprof · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It isn't meant to be a purely historical document. It is meant to be a relevant, credible dictionary of terms that hackers use, and thus merely being updated is not good enough.
      However it can only have real credibility if it can actually cover a reasonable amount of hacker slang, and the number of hackers has grown over the years so ESR is either going to be everywhere at once or he's going to choose a subset.
      It appears that, given his recent choice of entries, if he wishes the Jargon File to be at all relevant in 5 years he'd have more success auctioning dogs.

    9. Re:And this is a surprise.. why? by timeOday · · Score: 1

      It is meant to be a relevant, credible dictionary of terms that hackers use, and thus merely being updated is not good enough. However it can only have real credibility if it can actually cover a reasonable amount of hacker slang, and the number of hackers has grown over the years so ESR is either going to be everywhere at once or he's going to choose a subset.

      Or make it a collaborative project.
    10. Re:And this is a surprise.. why? by Rysc · · Score: 1

      So perhaps the Jargon file should be grabbed and turned into a Wiki before it is hopelessly corrupted. Then ESR and anyone else can add whetever self-serving entries they like,

      Of course, you'd need someone to babysit such a project, and that someone certainly wont be me.

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    11. Re:And this is a surprise.. why? by Simon+Kongshoj · · Score: 1

      The obvious fix, of course, is to make a Jargon File fork that is collectively maintained, like Everything2 or your favourite wikipedia.

      I'd never in Hell actually start such a project though. Judging from ESR's recent divorce with sanity, the poor sod who headed such a project would probably be treated to a surprise showing of Eric's gun collection.

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    12. Re:And this is a surprise.. why? by wdr1 · · Score: 1

      Wiki would save it??

      Wiki is awful .

      -Bill

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    13. Re:And this is a surprise.. why? by Ed+Avis · · Score: 1

      ESR took over the Jargon File in the early 1990s. Before then it had lain unchanged for several years, so if you want an unsullied pre-ESR version you'd find it is mostly TOPS-20 and ITS and other systems which were long obsolete a decade ago.

      I say let's just use ESR's version and apply due scepticism when reading it. Although it would help if the Jargon File, like a good dictionary, gave examples of usage with dates and authors. Then it would be easier to spot those that are ESR's own invention.

      (If you do want to fork it, a coup would be to persuade the chap who owns tuxedo.org - who fell out with ESR a while ago and deliberately broke all links to ESR's site - to redirect ~esr/jargon/ to your new site.)

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      -- Ed Avis ed@membled.com
    14. Re:And this is a surprise.. why? by Citizen+of+Earth · · Score: 1

      My guess is that the loudest complainers are the ones least likely to follow through on that option.

      So, they're Slashdot readers?

    15. Re:And this is a surprise.. why? by leandrod · · Score: 1
      when he first started to overhaul the Hacker's Dictionary, many of the original contributors were less than pleased with the treatment he was giving it.

      Any references? I found only some, which seems to be from a later date.

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    16. Re:And this is a surprise.. why? by sander · · Score: 1

      It is anachronism in that it used to document the jargon of a specific era - nobody has bothered about it in ages and most of it is about as relevant as ESR to Open Source, that is not all that much.

      It is a pity that revisionist changes are being made to it without a proper changelog, but itis no great matter. As things stand the Jargon File is an histopric artefact of little significance.

    17. Re:And this is a surprise.. why? by eyeye · · Score: 1

      Divorce with sanity indeed, thanks for the link.

      What a nutter.

      --
      Bush and Blair ate my sig!
    18. Re:And this is a surprise.. why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does that site automatically insert spelling errors?

    19. Re:And this is a surprise.. why? by sander · · Score: 1

      Is it? I'm not aware of the Jargon file being meant to be anything during the past 6-7 years. It reperesents aspects of hacker (sub)culture that were not only past their prime by then but positively fossilised. By now only people almost pathologicaly into retro or hopeless wannabe-s who can't really code bother about it.

    20. Re:And this is a surprise.. why? by madprof · · Score: 1

      Then I'm still right in that it's an anachronism, just that you feel it has been one for longer. You could well be right.

    21. Re:And this is a surprise.. why? by zcat_NZ · · Score: 1

      There's a changelog if you want to roll back to the earlier version..

      The page for '404' is very informative;

      Not Found

      The requested URL /~esr/jargon/html/0/code-404.html was not found on this server.

      Additionally, a 404 Not Found error was encountered while trying to use an ErrorDocument to handle the request.

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    22. Re:And this is a surprise.. why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does that site automatically insert spelling errors?

      Slashdot? I'm not sure, but I think the spelling errors are still carefully crafted by hand.

    23. Re:And this is a surprise.. why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      if something stinks like shit you don't have to shit your own mound beside it before you're allowed to say that it stinks like shit.

      While seemingly clever, this actually makes no sense. You'd have to say something like "you don't have to make something that doesn't stink before you're allowed..."

    24. Re:And this is a surprise.. why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Surely the fact that it is being updated means that it is still relevant?

      About as relevant as Buggy Whip 2.0.

    25. Re:And this is a surprise.. why? by UserGoogol · · Score: 1

      Wiki can often have flaws, but there's all some very good ones. Wikipedia is a good example of what a Wiki should be, and remedies some of those flaws. Firstly, It has a search engine. Secondly, when a Wiki is used as a dictionary/encyclopedia, having an article be addressed by a word or two is ideal. What does "foobar" mean? Go to [[Foobar]]. In things like this, you don't need structure. Everything is about a word, so you don't need to worry about structuring things. You can have index pages or something for catagories, (Wikipedia does this) but the Jargon File is just a collection of "definitions" and the occasional short essay, so it's perfect.

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      "Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity." -- Hanlon's Razor
    26. Re:And this is a surprise.. why? by mdinowitz · · Score: 1

      Having met and been personally snubbed by him, I have to agree. Things just have to fit his idea of 'right' and if not, he'll either ignore it or push it away. Please note that there are many who will disagree with me on this and know ESR. They are welcome to their opinion of him just as I should be welcome to mine.

      --
      Michael Dinowitz House of Fusion http://www.houseoffusion.com
    27. Re:And this is a surprise.. why? by ronfar · · Score: 1
      Did he really go mad, or just come out of the closet as a Republican of the Neocon variety?

      It seems that a lot of so-called libertarians are lately going out of their way to prove the old canard that "Libertarians are just Republicans who want to look cool."

      I say no to empire and no to militarism!!! Any true libertarian would believe that, or does ESR really want to go up against people like Harry Browne and Ron Paul. (Note: I used the small "l" libertarian, and Ron Paul is definitely that!)

      I really wish he would just join the side he's on and register as a Republican (and prepare to become a Democrat when the neocons switch sides again.).

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      All the creatures will die, And all the things will be broken. That's the law of samurai. (Jubai, 1605)
    28. Re:And this is a surprise.. why? by miu · · Score: 1
      The only function of the Jargon File anymore is to allow you to ignore people who spout terms from it.

      A lot of us have grown up, and the things that used to amuse us (Usenet culture, the jargon file, etc.) now seem ridiculous.

      --

      [Set Cain on fire and steal his lute.]
    29. Re:And this is a surprise.. why? by iainl · · Score: 1

      "Actually, if something stinks like shit you don't have to shit your own mound beside it before you're allowed to say that it stinks like shit."

      Of course, the problem with the metaphor is that it implies that your own mound will also be shit.

      If you believe thats the case here, then presumably the whole idea of a jargon file is crap. In which case, ESR wasn't ruining everything, as it was shit to start with. So who cares?

      --
      "I Know You Are But What Am I?"
    30. Re:And this is a surprise.. why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you do want to fork it, a coup would be to persuade the chap who owns tuxedo.org - who fell out with ESR a while ago and deliberately broke all links to ESR's site - to redirect ~esr/jargon/ to your new site.

      Eric broke all the links first (except one), he setup a placeholder page that had an html refresh to go to the newdomain/~esr/, that was for every one of his pages. eg. www.tuxedo.org/~esr/jargon went to newdomain/~esr/. esr claims to be a hacker, he certainly wasn't very smart about sending people to the right place. I think what he did was quite clueless in fact - after all a 5 line bash script would have generated pages that refreshed to the proper location or better still would have been an apache redirect. After about 2 weeks of his arrogant nonsense I redirected the traffic to other sites like eff.org and techp.org.

      Ed's idea of a fork is interesting. It isn't what I was planning, but I am open to reasonable suggestions. Perhaps a wiki or something redirected to jargon.tuxedo.org?

      Chuck
    31. Re:And this is a surprise.. why? by Jay+Maynard · · Score: 1

      Or make it a collaborative project.

      It is a collaborative project? Know a piece of jargon that's not in there? Submit a defintion! He'll he happy to include it.

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      Disinfect the GNU General Public Virus!
    32. Re:And this is a surprise.. why? by JonK · · Score: 1
      You needed to look in the right place: the original flamewar wasn't on Usenet, but on the legendary UNIXHATERS, which was later archived to Usenet/Deja/Google/whatever under the euphonious title list.unix-haters. Something like (unchecked URL ahoy!) http://groups.google.com/groups?q=jargon+eric+grou p:list.unix-haters should yield sufficient tidbits. Failing that, the UNIXHATERS archives are floating around online.

      -- Jon

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      Jon
    33. Re:And this is a surprise.. why? by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > I say no to empire and no to militarism!!! Any true libertarian would believe that

      I didn't realize you were the sole definer of libertarianism, but oh well.
      You are right, Libertarians are anti-empire and anti-militarism, yet you seem to ignore the fact that we still need a military. To say we don't is absolutely ignorant of the world.

      > "Libertarians are just Republicans who want to look cool."

      So say Democrats. Republicans say that libertarians are Democrats who just want to smoke dope legally, and the more informed ones would say they're (we're) Dems with a slightly better economic sense. They are both wrong, but I shouldn't need to tell you that.

    34. Re:And this is a surprise.. why? by leandrod · · Score: 1
      > the original flamewar wasn't on Usenet, but on the legendary UNIXHATERS[...]. Something like [...] http://groups.google.com/groups?q=jargon+eric+grou p:list.unix-haters should yield sufficient tidbits. Failing that, the UNIXHATERS archives are floating around online.

      Thank you, but Google turns out almost nothing even with esr for eric. Won't search further 'cause I've got to find a job...

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    35. Re:And this is a surprise.. why? by Ed+Avis · · Score: 1

      Wiki-fying the jargon file would be cool - though there does need to be a real, live maintainer or committee of maintainers to weed out some of the junk, check references and produce an 'official' version (remember, the Jargon File is supposed to be a work of reference).

      Myself I still think that redirecting to ESR's version would be better, no matter how much of an arrogant so-and-so he may be, deliberately breaking web links is going too far. Still a redirect to the new, ESR-free version would be better than nothing.

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      -- Ed Avis ed@membled.com
    36. Re:And this is a surprise.. why? by 680x0 · · Score: 1
      Like most people, he's a mixed bag. He's done some good things, holds some views with which I agree and some with which I disagree.

      In person, I have to agree with you, he acts like an obnoxious twit.

  4. Linux by dorward · · Score: 2, Funny
    In the dictionary:

    Linux: Bastardisation of GNU/Linux used by entities that simply don't care about all my hard work.

    1. Re:Linux by dorward · · Score: 0

      ... OK, here I am getting RMS and ESR mixed up. Bad me.

    2. Re:Linux by ihummel · · Score: 1

      Here's a thought: what if ESR got arrested or dropped dead and RMS took over all his projects.

    3. Re:Linux by FlowerPotAdmin · · Score: 1

      Sure that might be nice for the masses of Free Software people out there, but why do you think RMS would want to spend his time maintaining the Jargon File? I'm sure he has better things to do with his time.

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      -Justin
      That's enough posting for now lads, there're trolls afoot.
    4. Re:Linux by ringbarer · · Score: 0

      ... like sodomizing children.

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      "Why did they cancel my favorite Sci-Fi show? I downloaded ALL the episodes!"
    5. Re:Linux by FlowerPotAdmin · · Score: 1

      Dude, that's not cool. Now if you had said something like "trying to finish the HURD"...

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      -Justin
      That's enough posting for now lads, there're trolls afoot.
    6. Re:Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Better yet would have been if you replied, "Yes".

    7. Re:Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At least RMS can code !

    8. Re:Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think he was being sarcastic.

  5. Am I the only one here... by __aatskl8715 · · Score: 0

    who has no idea who this guy is? Whould someone care to enlighten the rest of us?

    1. Re:Am I the only one here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      ESR is the drunkard and gun advocate that coined the term Open Source. He's also the author of fethcmail.

      Brett Glass

    2. Re:Am I the only one here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ESR, aka Eric S. Raymond, is the writer of procmail (if I recall correctly), the writer of the essay The Cathedral and the Bazaar which outlines the open source software creation process and one of main persons in the Open Source movement (which should not be confused with the Free Software movement: that's RMS, Richard M. Stallman). He also maintains the Jargon File :-)

    3. Re:Am I the only one here... by Mortice · · Score: 5, Informative

      ESR is Eric S. Raymond, author of "The Cathedral and the Bazaar", the essay which was cited as a prime reason for Netscape's decision to release their browser source, and many other essays on Open Source. He was a co-founder of the OSI, and is the long-time maintainer of .

      His website is here.

      Of course, a google search would have told you all of this.

    4. Re:Am I the only one here... by Q+Who · · Score: 0, Troll
    5. Re:Am I the only one here... by stevew · · Score: 1, Informative

      For those of you that don't seem to know - the Hackers Dictionary was WRITTEN by ESR around 1990 if memory serves. Granted that he got most of it's content through requests for definition on Usenet, but he is STILL the original author - so if he chooses to add or delete from it, he is doing so to his own original work.

      Sheesh!

      Compared to the SCO versus the rest of the world fight going on right now - this is mouse nuts!

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      Have you compiled your kernel today??
    6. Re:Am I the only one here... by Avakado · · Score: 5, Informative

      the Hackers Dictionary was WRITTEN by ESR around 1990 if memory serves

      This entry in Wikipedia says "The Jargon File (hereafter referred to as `jargon-1' or `the File') was begun by Raphael Finkel at Stanford in 1975."

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    7. Re:Am I the only one here... by stevew · · Score: 0

      Thanks for the correction - though ESR significantly enhanced the whole effort during the mid-80's and published as a book.

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    8. Re:Am I the only one here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Otherwise known as felchmail for its habit of sucking so hard.

    9. Re:Am I the only one here... by randombit · · Score: 3, Informative

      though ESR significantly enhanced the whole effort during the mid-80's and published as a book.

      Actually, according to the Jargon file itself, it was GLS who did the editing for the first book: (see here).

    10. Re:Am I the only one here... by JoeBuck · · Score: 2, Informative

      No, Eric did not coin the term "open source", Brett. He was at the meeting where the term was suggested, but it wasn't him.

    11. Re:Am I the only one here... by Russ+Nelson · · Score: 1

      Aside from the fact that you aren't Brett Glass (he has a slashdot login, thankyouverymuch), Eric doesn't drink. For that matter, he doesn't even call himself ESR.
      -russ

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      Don't piss off The Angry Economist
    12. Re:Am I the only one here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Raymond just tried to trademark so that it could be used as a brandname -- An effort which failed because "open source" is in the common vernacular and wasn't coined by any of you guys.

    13. Re:Am I the only one here... by SN74S181 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Revisionist historians might now make the claim that 'The Cathederal and the Bazaar' outlines the open source software creation process but when it was originally written, it was a polemic against the 'Cathederal' method of software development being practiced by the GNU Emacs development team.

    14. Re:Am I the only one here... by Russ+Nelson · · Score: 1

      No, it wasn't "in the common vernacular". It was considered to be too descriptive. However, given that everybody associates "Open Source" with open source programs these days, it might actually be a defensible trademark. In any case, the Open Source Initiative has been using and defending the name for years now.
      -russ

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    15. Re:Am I the only one here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the 'Cathederal' method of software development

      Is that where you develop software by sticking a tube in your urethra?

      Yikes!

    16. Re:Am I the only one here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OSI is careful to use "OSI-Approved" as their mark. And "open source" has been in common use for many years - it's only recently that it's been capitalized and used as psuedo-brandname alternative to "Free Software".

      Which was a silly strategy to begin with because the waters are so easily muddied with "Shared Source" and the like. If you guys had some marketeers on board, you'd come up with a defensible, non-confusing trademark that doesn't philosphical indocternation to remember. Something like "SuperSourcetastic: It's Sourcelicious"

      Don't reply to cowards if you don't want to reply to cowards.

    17. Re:Am I the only one here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You sure can't get anything right, can you? Have you ever considered making yourself informed before speaking as if you're an authority, or have some sort of useful point to make? You, sir, are an intellectual fraud, and it saddens me that you don't have sufficient shame to correct yourself.

    18. Re:Am I the only one here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      However, given that everybody associates "Open Source" with open source programs these days, it might actually be a defensible trademark.

      Given that everyone associates "carpentry" with carpentry products maybe I can claim the word as a trademark of my carpenters' guild.

    19. Re:Am I the only one here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and one of main persons in the Open Source movement

      Where "main" means "noisiest", I presume?

    20. Re:Am I the only one here... by jcast · · Score: 1

      when it was originally written, it was a polemic against the 'Cathederal' method of software development being practiced by the GNU Emacs development team.

      Which the GNU Emacs development team promptly lept into action and ignored.
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    21. Re:Am I the only one here... by Platinum+Dragon · · Score: 1

      Actually, according to the Jargon file itself, it was GLS who did the editing for the first book: (see here).

      Butbutbut, he at least invented the Internet and personally wrote the suite of software that makes the Linux kernel useful, right?

      --

      Someday, you're going to die. Get over it.
    22. Re:Am I the only one here... by Jay+Maynard · · Score: 1

      ESR is the drunkard and gun advocate that coined the term Open Source.

      While he is indeed a gun advocate, and did indeed coin the term Open Source, he is NOT a drunkard. He's never even consumed alcohol in my presence, and has had several opportunities to do so.

      (Aside: Why is being a gun advocate such a bad thing to anyone whose opinions I should care about?)

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  6. that's vintage Eric the Flute by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... or as he was better known, Eric the Fsckhead. A real ladykiller at the SF cons, mm hmm.

  7. This is the subject line. by baudbarf · · Score: 3, Funny

    Who the heck is ESR, and why is he messing with my jargon file!??

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    You can run but you can't hide, except, apparently, along the Afghan-Pakistani border.
    1. Re: This is the subject line. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's Eric Steven Raymond. Here's the Politics entry btw. So nice of the editors to link those two.

    2. Re:This is the subject line. by Citizen+of+Earth · · Score: 1

      Who the heck is ESR, and why is he messing with my jargon file!??

      I think he's related to General Failure.

    3. Re: This is the subject line. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Formerly vaguely liberal-moderate, more recently moderate-to-neoconservative (hackers too were affected by the collapse of socialism).
      Eww.... That man has a lot of nerve.

      He writes semi-interesting stuff about Unix occasionally. That's just about the only thing I respect him for. Even then, he always gives it his own goddamn slant, which I find pretty ridiculous, but hey, the man's got a few good points in him.

      But this... What he said about politics... Just, yuck.
    4. Re: This is the subject line. by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > he always gives it his own goddamn slant

      I don't see his slant, really, but then again, you probably don't see the leftist slant on Slashdot, because you agree with it and take it as a given that everyone else agrees. (Excuse me if I am wrong about you in particular, I am trying to use generalizations. Generalizations aren't very good at predicting one person's traits, but it's all we have to go on without knowing that one person intimately)

      > What he said about politics

      He didn't say anything about politics itself in that. He (assuming he is the author of that) was trying to show who the average hacker is, and I don't think he's too far off.

      I'll also point out that the slashdot posters are not a good cross-section of average hackers. If we knew more about all of the readers, then that might be a bit closer.

  8. we all know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Redundant

    that microsoft paid him to do it

  9. Private languages by panurge · · Score: 1

    Oh come now...ever since APL and C the geek community has relied on write-only, only-original-author-understands languages. This is just maintaining the great tradition.

    --
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  10. Coupla things... by Nexus7 · · Score: 4, Funny

    - There lived a man once who was called Gandhi. If you see the Jargon file, he uses Gandhi and Ghandi as if they were interchangeable. Then again, as long as you inventing you own Jargon, what's a spelling here and there?

    - What, no gun advocacy yet?

    1. Re:Coupla things... by GMontag · · Score: 1

      - There lived a man once who was called Gandhi. If you see the Jargon file, he uses Gandhi and Ghandi as if they were interchangeable. Then again, as long as you inventing you own Jargon, what's a spelling here and there?

      - What, no gun advocacy yet?


      Perhaps the submitter thinks warbloging and gun advocacy are interchangable.

      BTW, misspellings are a computing TRADITION that will not be stamped out. Kinda like that Referrer thingie.

    2. Re:Coupla things... by scumdamn · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually, when word are translated from Hindi to English the spelling isn't constant. It's like Osama vs. Usama. They're both right. That could be what's going on there.
      Like Laxmi vs. Laksmi. They're pronounced the same but spelled differently. But in Hindi they'd be spelled the same.

    3. Re:Coupla things... by dukerobillard · · Score: 1

      There's a very old (circa WWII) tradition in Science Fiction fandom of putting H's in the wrong place for humerous effect, or to print words that were forbidden in the 1940s ("Bheer" or "Ghod"). Perhaps this is the deal.

    4. Re:Coupla things... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except Gandhi was a Gujurati, but point taken. And in Encyclopedias, books, et cetera, "Gandhi" is the standard spelling, where bin Laden does not have a single correct spelling.

      And of course, in most Indian languages, he is referred to as Gandhiji.

    5. Re:Coupla things... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ESR is a gun advocate. What are you, neocon's favorite troll? How's that ex-wife treating you, you sad middle-aged fuck?

    6. Re:Coupla things... by rsidd · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No they're not both right. I don't have any Hindi (Devanagari) or Gujarati font expertise to demonstrate this, but there are two forms of g, hard (gh) and soft (g), and two forms of d, hard (dh) and soft (d). Gandhi is a reasonably correct transliteration, and moreover is the one he himself used (don't forget he wrote extensively in English). Ghandi is wrong: the h after the g is wrong, no argument about that.
      (Tamil-speakers use a different convention about where to put an h, which I won't go into. But even then, Ghandi would be wrong.)

    7. Re:Coupla things... by The+Cydonian · · Score: 1

      The Rice Transliteration Scheme (this one's in Telugu, although it's pretty much same for most Brahmi-based languages) suggests that "gaandhi" be spelt thus, although, as other posters have already pointed out, Gandhi himself used to autograph his name as "Gandhi". :-)

    8. Re:Coupla things... by The+Cydonian · · Score: 1

      An interesting point; I'm not a native Tamil speaker myself, but I've been told that "Gandhi" would be an exception in Tamil, because the Brahmic 'ka' and 'ga' are the same letter in that language.

      Apparently, it's 'ka' (or the corresponding first consonant in each letter pack) if it's in the beginning of the word, and 'ga' (and corresponding consonants) if it's in the middle. Which is why South East Asian Tamilians seem to call the Indian-rice-based-pancake as 'tosai' while most of India calls it 'dosa' (or dosai, but apparently ).

      Native Tamil speakers might correct me if I'm wrong.

    9. Re:Coupla things... by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > neocon's favorite troll?

      That's funny, this guy accusing someone of being a troll.

  11. Warblogging? by GMontag · · Score: 4, Insightful

    What is wrong with adding phrases from the warbloggers and what is with singling that out as something "bad" (of all places)? Especially since that is an area where he is familiar.

    A better objection, or better phrasing, would be the non-admittance of other phrases from other collectives. It sounds so juch more inclusive that way, much less of that pot-kettle business you know.

    1. Re:Warblogging? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      what the hell does warblogging have to do with haacking? maybe we should add something in from the knitting community as well, they are on the internet, right?
      on another note...
      no more k-rad? is my youth really so far gone?

    2. Re:Warblogging? by TheCrazyFinn · · Score: 1

      A goody number of the more prominent Warbloggers are hackers, of one sort or another, especially Steven Den Beste.

      And 'Fisking' is a righteous term.

      --
      "You've got an invalid haircut" -Warren Zevon - Life'll Kill Ya
    3. Re:Warblogging? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have yet to see a non-lame "weblog."

    4. Re:Warblogging? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So make a fucking warblogging dictionary then.

      I don't wanna know what slang some fat CNN watching fucktard uses on his blog to spread jingoistic propoganda.

    5. Re:Warblogging? by AoT · · Score: 1

      alright. first, IMO fisking is not by any stretch of the imagination a righteous term; it is a right-wing attack on independent journalists however.

      More importantly, regardless of how many hackers warblog, it isn't hacking. I'd bet far more hackers drink soda and go to the bathroom, yet I can find neitther of those mentioned.

    6. Re:Warblogging? by GMontag · · Score: 1

      IMO fisking is not by any stretch of the imagination a righteous term; it is a right-wing attack on independent journalists however.

      LOL, Fisking is a point-by-point refutation of BAD JOURNALISM. Pioneered by a point-by-point dissection of works by the great fictionalist, Robert Fisk.

      Are we to believe that when some reporter, the government, or Joe-blow pens som fanciful screede about you that it should go without question? If the same pen writes nonsense about something and you know it is false, you will remain silent?

      Unless, of course, from the tone of your statement, a detailed examination of falsehoods is only proper if it is against someone of different partisan views than yours

    7. Re:Warblogging? by TheCrazyFinn · · Score: 1

      Note at this point that Fisking is also used by the left.

      Print Bullshit, expect to be fisked.

      --
      "You've got an invalid haircut" -Warren Zevon - Life'll Kill Ya
    8. Re:Warblogging? by acb · · Score: 1

      LOL, Fisking is a point-by-point refutation of BAD JOURNALISM. Pioneered by a point-by-point dissection of works by the great fictionalist, Robert Fisk.

      And more often than not, involves breaking the text up into sub-sentence fragments, interpreting them extra-literally, and copious uses of straw men and various other distortions. Most "fisking" is to political debate what wrestling-match bad-mouthing is to reasoned discussion.

    9. Re:Warblogging? by GMontag · · Score: 1

      Most, perhaps. A proper Fisking? No not at all.

      There is much more to a proper Fisking than an English 101 type red-pen markup.

    10. Re:Warblogging? by AoT · · Score: 1

      how about a link to a good example then? maybe even one involving fisk himself.

    11. Re:Warblogging? by GMontag · · Score: 1
      Oh, such a difficult task. Yes, I will be glad to help you as you must be suffering from some cruel injury that prevents you from finding anything on the web.

      First, here is the proper (origonal) definition that appears as the first entry on the first page of a simple Google search:

      Fisk

      verb. To deconstruct an article on a point by point basis in a highly critical manner. Derived from the name of journalist Robert Fisk, a frequent target of such critical articles in the blogosphere (qv).

      Usage: "Orrin Judd did a severe fisking of an idiotic article in the New York Times today..."


      Another definition, equally easy for you to find since I am doing your homework for you:
      FISKING:
      Three people asked what "group-Fisking" means in this post, which borrows the term from an InstaPundit post.

      The term refers to Robert Fisk, a journalist who wrote some rather foolish anti-war stuff, and who in particular wrote a story in which he (1) recounted how he was beaten by some anti-American Afghan refugees, and (2) thought they were morally right for doing so. Hence many pro-war blogs -- most famously, InstaPundit -- often use the term "Fisking" figuratively to mean a thorough and forceful verbal beating of an anti-war, possibly anti-American, commentator who has richly earned this figurative beating through his words. Good Fisking tends to be (or at least aim to be) quite logical, and often quotes the other article in detail, interspersing criticisms with the original article's text.

      If someone can send along a link to the earliest use of the term, I will gladly include it.


      If you want links and more formatting, go to the link I gave.

      Here is a short example.

      This article speaks to the general topic of bad vs. good (intelligent) fisking. This is a good fisking.

      Here is a good article on a self-fisking that good 'ol Bobby Fisk applied to himself.

      How about more background that seems to have eluded your 31337 researching attempts?

      Also good ones can be found here, here, here, and here.

      Okay, off on your own you go!
    12. Re:Warblogging? by M.C.+Hampster · · Score: 1
      how about

      Yes, how about one. Do you suppose me to believe that??

      a link to a

      Sure, a link. That would just be so easy, wouldn't it.

      good example then?

      As opposed to a poor example? Do you think we would assume that you meant to exclude poor examples by just asking for an example?

      maybe

      Again, pure ridiculousness.

      even one

      Or two, or three, or four even.

      involving fisk himself.

      Capitalize the man's name, for goodness sake! Bah!

      --
      Forget the whales - save the babies.
    13. Re:Warblogging? by GMontag · · Score: 1

      Yep. Fisking is ideology neutral.

    14. Re:Warblogging? by GMontag · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      it is a right-wing attack on independent journalists however.

      I believe Independant should be in italics and capitalized, since that is who the dolt was writing for when he got caught spinning his BS for the verbing of his name.

  12. I met him at ALS by Sevn · · Score: 1, Funny

    He likes talking about guns a lot. I wouldn't mess
    with him. If he wants to make up some words and
    stuff, aweshum. At least he isn't climbing a tower
    with a rifle, or 'liberating' anyone to death. YET.

    --
    For every annoying gentoo user, are three even more annoying anti-gentoo crybabies. Take Yosh from #Gimp for example.
    1. Re:I met him at ALS by GC · · Score: 2, Informative

      Just in case he does in case of ESR's incapacity...

      The Jargon File
      Editorial rights and privileges, ownership of the Jargon File Resource Page, and the copyright of "The New Hacker's Dictionary", are to revert to Guy Steele , or with Guy Steele's consent to John Cowan or a third party agreeable to both.

    2. Re:I met him at ALS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't you mean A/S/L??????????????

      Lame filter

  13. inherent flaws in the system by legendarypinkdots · · Score: 2, Funny

    When a single person has that much control over the content of what is ostensibly a "living document", these things are bound to occur. I'm glad that he informed me that I'm supposed to reject hard-left political thinking, otherwise I may have embarassed myself in the near future.

    1. Re:inherent flaws in the system by GypC · · Score: 2, Funny

      I think you just did.

  14. If You Want Me.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Doing It For The Cause
    Since the Netscape release in March 1998, I have been inundated with requests to speak at technical conferences, address user groups, and talk to corporate meetings about the Open Source concept. See my calendar of speaking engagements to find out when I might have time free.

    What I will do
    I'm willing to do all kinds of appearances. Open-source evangelism is my job now. I'll come to your meeting or presentation and donate my time. Yes, that's right, I'll do it for free (the first time, anyway). I accept honoraria, but I don't expect them and don't want to know about them in advance. I'm not doing this for money.

    If you are not a local Linux user's group, you can make your request more attractive to me by scheduling a double-header with the local LUG or university.

    In general, I like and will prefer proposals that allow me to do two or more events on the same out-of-town trip, so please look at my calendar and be creative. If I'm going to be in a city near you, consider coordinating with my sponsors to arrange a joint itinerary and lower costs for everybody.

    (I'm free the first time. But if you're a profit-making entity and you decide you want my time on a regular basis, I'll have to think up a consulting rate.)

    I can give talks or workshops on the following subjects:

    The Open Source revolution: How software engineering might finally grow up

    The Zen of Unix: Unix's design as philosophy, and vice versa.

    Freedom, Power, and Software: What the Internet teaches us about ethics and politics.

    Twenty Years Among the Hackers: My life as an accidental ethnographer.

    My standard road show is basically `The Open Source Revolution', with five modules on (a) the bazaar development model, (b) socio-anthropology of hacker customs, (c) open source economics and business models, (d) effective open-source advocacy, (e) a long strange trip report (my life as an accidental revolutionary). I do whichever of these modules the audience tells me it wants in the time available.

    I don't use visuals, nor will I require an operating computer nearby for my talks. I prefer to work without a podium and with a hand microphone (cordless if possible, lavalieres have poor sound quality and don't give me volume control). A bare stage is best; I move around and gesture a lot when I talk. Please also have a roving microphone available so the audience can ask questions.

    What you need to do
    I don't have a regular income, so I can't afford to let these trips cost me money. Also, I hate sweating details and filling out expense forms. So you need to cover my travel and lodging expenses, and I want you to do it so I never have to lay out cash or fill out forms. (Also please bear in mind that I do not have a credit card. This is deliberate; I value my privacy.)

    If there's air travel involved, I want my plane fare prepaid and prebooked. If there's a hotel stay needed I want the room tab guaranteed, incidentals and meals and all (no chintzy base-rate-plus-tax-only stuff; I loathe having to argue with the front desk).

    Let me emphasize that last, because conference organizers seem to have trouble following through on this. If I am asked for a credit card at checkin time, you have screwed up. Don't screw up, or I won't come back.

    If you're a cash-strapped user's group or small startup company, I'm a cheap date -- economy class and space on somebody's daybed, or half of an inexpensive hotel room, will do fine.

    If you're a big company or a conference that charges admission, I expect you to pony up for business class or first class (so my travel exhaustion will be minimized) and I don't ever want to have to even look at the hotel bill. I don't use booze or have any other expensive tastes I can gratify on the road, so you don't have to worry about a bar tab or anything like that.

    If you want me to be in the air for longer than four hours, y

    1. Re:If You Want Me.... by SN74S181 · · Score: 1

      It does kind of get me that he complains about only getting a free economy class ticket for that ride from Phildalphia to Melborne.

      Cripes.

    2. Re:If You Want Me.... by dipipanone · · Score: 1

      Gee, I wonder why people think he is a pompous prick...

      You're clearly not somebody that ever gets asked to do these things are you.

      Personally, I think ESR is a complete asshole, but his demands here are eminently reasonable. He's giving up his time *for free* and all he asks is that his expenses are taken care of.

      Now I'm nothing like as in-demand as Raymond must be, but I know what a pain in the arse it is to run around the UK doing free or expenses only speaking gigs like this. When you're speaking for free, not only are you not being paid, you're actually *losing* money, because you cant get paid for the stuff you'd normally be doing.

      In light of that, the very least you can expect is that the people who invite you ensure that you're as comfortable as possible and not out of pocket -- and if they can't do that, then they've no business asking you.

      So yes, he may well be a pompous prick -- but there's nothing in this list of demands that indicates that. Unfortunately, there's more than enough evidence in his other writing to compensate...

    3. Re:If You Want Me.... by jericho4.0 · · Score: 1

      Your missing the fact that he's going to Melbourne to talk, for free, at someones event. Yes he's a dick, but I don't think you'ld be taking too many 20 hour trips for someone elses benefit.

      --
      "A language that doesn't affect the way you think about programming, is not worth knowing" - Alan Perlis
    4. Re:If You Want Me.... by SN74S181 · · Score: 1

      Shit, man. If someone offered me a free plane ticket to Australia I wouldn't carp and whine about it.

      Maybe you didn't read the part about 'make sure you supply me with a local cellphone in case you need to reach me when I go sightseeing.'

    5. Re:If You Want Me.... by the+argonaut · · Score: 1

      So yes, he may well be a pompous prick -- but there's nothing in this list of demands that indicates that.

      I would agree that most of his demands are fairly reasonable - but the tone of the whole thing is rather nasty.

      --
      fuck you.
  15. So, what's new? by BJH · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ESR's been doing this for years - ever since he took over maintenance of the Jargon File, he's been adding crap definitions that exist only to push his views.

    That's why I treasure my original copy of the GLS-edited Hacker's Dictionary...

    1. Re:So, what's new? by stevew · · Score: 0

      Last time I looked - he was the author of the Jargon File!

      --
      Have you compiled your kernel today??
    2. Re:So, what's new? by Reylas · · Score: 2, Informative

      No, I am sorry the original author is Raphael Finkel, a professor at the University of Kentucky.

      He is one of the most interesting people I have ever met, and one of the primary reasons I stayed with CompSci. It was a joy to go to class.

      Marks

  16. Irony is .. by stevey · · Score: 5, Funny

    Just glancing over the site I see that the first entry in the changelog is the Entry called '404' - clicking upon that entry gives you what?

    A 404 - page not found error.

    I wonder how that'll be represented in the paper version of the book, perhaps listing it in the index as page 2.5?

    1. Re:Irony is .. by Russ+Nelson · · Score: 1

      Dare I suggest that this is self-referential hacker humor?
      -russ

      --
      Don't piss off The Angry Economist
    2. Re:Irony is .. by mysidia · · Score: 1

      Seems obvious... put a copy/screenshot of a 404 error message as taken from i.e. a web browser on the page :-)

  17. Unit of ego by Graabein · · Score: 4, Funny
    I propose a new unit of ego: The ESR

    1 ESR is basically redefining everyone around you to only exist in your own personal universe, where you of course are the most important person alive. Thus 1 ESR is the maximum this unit can ever attain, anything above 1 would mean instant insanity.

    With apologies to Douglas Adams.

    --
    And remember kids: Never trust a computer you can actually lift.
    1. Re:Unit of ego by pete-classic · · Score: 5, Funny

      It was someone like you that came up with the Farad.

      Damned uselessly large units.

      -Peter

    2. Re:Unit of ego by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does Bruce Perens come in above or below 1ESR?

    3. Re:Unit of ego by FTL · · Score: 4, Funny
      > I propose a new unit of ego: The ESR

      If enough of us use this term, ESR will be forced to add it to the Jargon File. Which would deflate his ego. Which would invalidate the term. Which means he could remove it. Which of course would be an ego boost for him.

      Rinse. Repeat.

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    4. Re:Unit of ego by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does Bruce Perens come in above or below 1ESR?

      Do you mean THE Bruce Perens?

      Did you know the REAL Bruce Perens has slashdot ID 3872? That's how we know it's really him.

    5. Re:Unit of ego by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      Well, it's a good excuse to use those SI prefixes beyond femto.

      --
      You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike.
    6. Re:Unit of ego by digitalunity · · Score: 1

      Nope. The Farad is quite useful. Just not in your average electronic projects.

      What then, is a farad useful for? Blowing up small wires. First you charge an exceptionally large number of capacitors in parallel, then discharge them through a very small wire at a rate only controlled by their internal resistance. The wire melts, then vaporizes so fast that they physically explode.

      Quite useful for scaring the shit out of the neighbors.

      Yup. That's the only thing a farad is good for.

      --
      You can't legislate goodness. Let each to his own destiny, by will of his freely made choices.
    7. Re:Unit of ego by SN74S181 · · Score: 1

      Actually, there are 1 and 2.2 Fahrad capacitors now. Commonly used as backup voltage sources for micro-current non-volatile memory and clock circuitry.

      Point well taken, of course.

    8. Re:Unit of ego by kfg · · Score: 1

      Nah, he's so vain he'd probably think the definition was about him.

      (Insert Carly Simon refrain here)

      KFG

    9. Re:Unit of ego by pete-classic · · Score: 2, Informative

      It also happens that 1 Farad caps are available at "Car Toys" and other mid to high-end car audio shops.

      Seems that putting a 1 Farad cap in the line between the positive terminal of your battery and your sound equipment keeps your headlights from dimming when the bass hits.

      But that isn't the point!

      -Peter

    10. Re:Unit of ego by grammar+fascist · · Score: 1

      ...ESR will be forced to add it to the Jargon File. Which would deflate his ego.

      Deflate? Haven't you been reading the comments here?

      --
      I got my Linux laptop at System76.
    11. Re:Unit of ego by dogfart · · Score: 5, Funny
      I like this:

      • pico-ESR : Engineer brags about fixing a project design flaw, ignoring intern that did all the work
      • micro-ESR : Project manager brags about bringing project in on time, within budget, ignoring unclocked overtime work by engineers
      • milli-ESR : Upper manager gloats over his own division profitability, giving no credit to project managers
      • centi-ESR : Corporate CEO take full credit for exceeding analyst's earnings report. Takes credit for Fed's changes to interest rate, favorable currency exchange rate, and underpaid work done by everyone who works for him (including the ones losing their job in the latest outsourcing fiasco)
      • ESR : The limit as all of the above approach an impossibly high number. Requires heavy sedation. Alternates between belief is self as omnipotent Deity and as sole owner of all SCO intellectual property.
      With apologies to Scott Adams.
      --

      "dope will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no dope"

    12. Re:Unit of ego by stwrtpj · · Score: 4, Funny
      I propose a new unit of ego: The ESR

      So then, how many ESRs are in a Shatner? What's the conversion rate?

      --
      Karma: Frotzed (mostly due to the Frobozz Magic Karma Company)
    13. Re:Unit of ego by Dthoma · · Score: 1

      "1 ESR is basically redefining everyone around you to only exist in your own personal universe, where you of course are the most important person alive."

      So you're saying that 1 unit of ESR is equivalent to solipsism?

      --

      Note to M1-ers: a curt but otherwise insightful message is not "Flamebait" or "Troll".

    14. Re:Unit of ego by infolib · · Score: 1

      I propose a new unit of ego: The ESR

      Too late. Robert Millikan ceaselessly bragged about his famous experiment to measure the electron mass. In the end, some witty soul came up with the idea of a unit for self-plugging named "kan", the most common derivative being the "millikan".

      --
      Any sufficiently advanced libertarian utopia is indistinguishable from government.
    15. Re:Unit of ego by Graabein · · Score: 1
      > So you're saying that 1 unit of ESR is equivalent to solipsism?

      I could have posted a witty retort here, but since you're just a figment of my imagination anyway, I can't be bothered right now.

      --
      And remember kids: Never trust a computer you can actually lift.
    16. Re:Unit of ego by brianosaurus · · Score: 3, Funny

      Come on, dude. Get it right.

      Its to keep the bass from distorting when your headlights are on ;)

      --
      blog
    17. Re:Unit of ego by entropy_uc · · Score: 1

      There's a big difference. Millikan's work was a brilliant piece of pure physics coupled with inspired instrument building that is still recognized more than a century later. The jargon file is a glorified FAQ.

    18. Re:Unit of ego by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its 2.54 Shatners per ESR. Sort of an Imperial/Metric thing.

      To clarify:
      Shatner believes he is god-like at projecting make-believe events. (Kirk,TekWar)
      ESR apparently believes he is god-like. (*)

    19. Re:Unit of ego by Simon+Kongshoj · · Score: 1

      And to make it seem credible, it should be an abbreviation for Ego Standard Rating.

      --
      Six sick .sigs, the Number of the Beast!
    20. Re:Unit of ego by isomeme · · Score: 1

      Note that there's a technical name for this philsophical position: Solipsism, from roots meaning "Only itself". Solipsism is a favorite discovery of geeky college freshmen in each new generation. The interesting thing is that there's no way to disprove it; the catch is that it doesn't lead to any productive conclusions.

      It's closely related to Phenomenology, a philosophy most brilliantly explained in John Carpenter's movie "Dark Star", which, if you have not seen it, you should drop everything and view immediately. Being able to murmur "Um.....bomb?" at appropriate moments is essential to good debugging practice.

      --
      When all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a skull.
    21. Re:Unit of ego by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1 ESR = 1 nano-DJB

    22. Re:Unit of ego by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      +6, Funny.

    23. Re:Unit of ego by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good one :)

      DJB is kind of pompous, but he writes good software:

      http://cr.yp.to/

    24. Re:Unit of ego by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nonsense. ESR is the measure of Equivalent Series Resistance; the Papert is the documented measure of arrogance. Eric the Flute barely rates 500 milliPaperts of arrogance. (MAP said Seymour rated 1500 milliPaperts, however, which is a peculiarly MIT recursive joke.)

    25. Re:Unit of ego by Anthony+Boyd · · Score: 1
      So then, how many ESRs are in a Shatner?

      Well, ESR's ego is so big that he genuinely doesn't understand why everyone else doesn't recognize his genius. Shater's ego is so big that he doesn't care if anyone else thinks he's a genius. Therefore 1 ESR != 1 Shatner, because they're different enough that neither is a subset of the other. 1 ESR implies an extreme superiority complex, while 1 Shatner implies a pretty standard (but amusing) God complex.

      Put that in your Jargon File and smoke it. :)

    26. Re:Unit of ego by Kynde · · Score: 1

      I propose a new unit of ego: The ESR

      As a replacement to RMS, I suppose, but why?
      Is that standardized somehow? I don't see esr getting along any better with the other units present in lkml, especially the main units Torvals (fame), Cox (hacking skills).

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    27. Re:Unit of ego by Wiwi+Jumbo · · Score: 1

      So where would a RMS come in under this plan?

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      Wiwi
      "I trust in my abilities,
      but I want more then they offer"
    28. Re:Unit of ego by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ESR : The limit as all of the above approach an impossibly high number. Requires heavy sedation. Alternates between belief is self as omnipotent Deity and as sole owner of all SCO intellectual property.

      don't forget bastardizing someone else's movement, only to get 36 milion dollars.

    29. Re:Unit of ego by overbom · · Score: 1

      As if there aren't enough problems converting the U.S. system to metric.

    30. Re:Unit of ego by mtempsch · · Score: 1

      So where would a RMS come in under this plan? 1/sqrt(2)

    31. Re:Unit of ego by sharkey · · Score: 1
      1 ESR != 1 Shatner

      1 Shatner = (1 ESR/(mass of bad rug))

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    32. Re:Unit of ego by llywrch · · Score: 1

      > Well, ESR's ego is so big that he genuinely doesn't understand why everyone else doesn't recognize his genius. Shater's
      > ego is so big that he doesn't care if anyone else thinks he's a genius. Therefore 1 ESR != 1 Shatner, because they're
      > different enough that neither is a subset of the other.

      Great. Now we have units of measure that are at non-Euclidean angles to each other. (Or is this something only a hacker would appreciate?)

      Geoff

      --
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    33. Re:Unit of ego by FurryFeet · · Score: 1

      Thus 1 ESR is the maximum this unit can ever attain, anything above 1 would mean instant insanity

      Which would explain a hell of a lot about RMS.
      (Hint: Funny or Stupid, not Flamebait)

    34. Re:Unit of ego by bani · · Score: 3, Funny

      actually the DJB would be a better unit of measure. Its incredibly more massive and dense, therefore fractional values of DJB can be more accurate.

    35. Re:Unit of ego by Alex+Belits · · Score: 1

      Get it right, bani -- djb is the unit of assholeness.

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  18. Old news. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This is not new. Ever since ESR first took over the dictionary he has been writing it around his own image. I guess he just found some time now to do a worse job and go full out.

    A dictionary should not have opinions in it and the lexicon is full of it.

    1. Re:Old news. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Free clue for you: most of the hacker speak was opinion anyway: anti-mainframe, pro-unix.

    2. Re:Old news. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Another free clue -- the original jargon file was done by mainframers. The pro-Unix stuff is all ESR's work.

    3. Re:Old news. by SN74S181 · · Score: 1

      As reference material for anybody who wants to follow up on this topic: the 'old timers' from the era of the original Jargon File still congregate in the Usenet newsgroup alt.folklore.computers. Many brilliant old-timers still participate. Not sure where else you can find a forum including mainframers from the 60's who can rightfully brand anything with a Microprocessor in it 'too new, off topic.' It's a great newsgroup. Check it out.

    4. Re:Old news. by Jay+Maynard · · Score: 1

      the original jargon file was done by mainframers

      Only if you define "mainframer" to be exactly equal to "PDP-10 hacker". The original file was explicitly not inclusive of the IBM mainframe hacker community (yes, there was and is one).

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    5. Re:Old news. by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

      the 'old timers' from the era of the original Jargon File still congregate in the Usenet newsgroup alt.folklore.computers.

      So, comp.society.folklore (moderated) is still dead?

      Actually, I'm generally curious about the state of moderation on Usenet these days. Are the moderated children of rec.humor the only ones to survive?

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  19. "GandhiCon" by Spock+the+Vulcan · · Score: 4, Informative

    Once again, it's Gandhi, not Ghandi.

    Also, while the changelog spells it correctly, the link there again points to the "Ghandi" spelling. This is the correct link.

    And for the curious and lazy, this is the corresponding entry:

    GandhiCon

    There is a quote from Mohandas Gandhi, describing the stages of establishment resistence to a winning strategy of nonviolent activism, that partisans of open source and especially Linux have embraced as almost an explanatory framework for the behaviors they observe while trying to get corporations and other large institutions to take new ways of doing things seriously:

    First they ignore you. Then they laugh at you. Then they fight you. Then you win.

    In hacker usage this quote has miscegenated with the U.S military's DefCon terminology describing âdefense conditionsâ(TM) or degrees of war alert. At GhandiCon One, you're being ignored. At GhandiCon Two, opponents are laughing at you and dismissing the idea that you could ever be a threat. At GhandiCon Three, they're fighting you on the merits and/or attempting to discredit you. At GhandiCon Four, you're winning and they are arguing to save face or stave off complete collapse of their position.

    1. Re:"GandhiCon" by AKnightCowboy · · Score: 2, Funny

      Unfortunately what all the peaceniks always forget is step 3.5 "Then they annihilate you". You can never get to step 4 anymore than the underpants gnomes can profit.

    2. Re:"GandhiCon" by antirename · · Score: 1

      So, I guess we're at GhandiCon Three, then. May four come quickly... I want my workstation at work to be running Linux already!

    3. Re:"GandhiCon" by Planesdragon · · Score: 1

      So, I guess we're at GhandiCon Three, then. May four come quickly... I want my workstation at work to be running Linux already!

      Gandhi got his nonviolent revolution because he had clear and indisputable moral high ground.

      GNU, Stallman, ESR, et cetera, do not. Even if they do have the moral high ground, it is not indisputable.

      Plus, a quote like that commits a fallicy of predestiny, which is a hallmark of eventual downfal for any social movement. The prohibitionists, Internet Semi-revolutionaries, and the American communists who wanted to make us like the USSR all believed that their victory was definite.

      I believe that, all things being equal, a long enough time scale will have all software being free software, simply because the profit window for proprietary innovations will continue to be smaller and smaller. But this is not a certainy, and thinking that it is will let "them" "win."

    4. Re:"GandhiCon" by antirename · · Score: 1

      I agree with you that nothing is a certainty, primarily because free software can't really compete on its merits. There is too much money from corporations tied up in politics. In a perfect world, to phrase it a bit better, we've been at "GhandiCon Three" for a couple of years now. Yes, I know, this is simplifying things a bit too far. But to use my favorite Hemingway quote: "but wouldn't it be nice to think so?"

    5. Re:"GandhiCon" by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 1

      Of course, as anyone who played "Balance Of Power" would know, the DefCons decremented as the military pressure increased. DefCon1 meant war, (and Crawford's "We do not reward Failure" alert box), and DefCon 5 was "normal".

      All I did was supply military advisors to the Quebecois. Why are you angry with me?

    6. Re:"GandhiCon" by pohl · · Score: 1

      Thanks for posting this. I've actually seen this term used "in the wild", now that you mention it. I wish I could recall where.

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    7. Re:"GandhiCon" by Zork+the+Almighty · · Score: 1

      Hahhahaha damn

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      In Soviet America the banks rob you!
    8. Re:"GandhiCon" by Nodatadj · · Score: 2, Informative

      Try telling Gandhi.
      They went from 3, through 3.5 and still got to 4.

    9. Re:"GandhiCon" by RestiffBard · · Score: 1

      Who the fuck says that? I've never ever seen anything like that.

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    10. Re:"GandhiCon" by The+Cydonian · · Score: 1

      I've mentioned this earlier, but can anyone provide a reference for this (alleged) Gandhi quote? Been trying to find its source; strangely enough, I've found it being spouted only in geek circles.

      So, once again, can anyone show me any credible proof to say that Gandhi actually said this?

    11. Re:"GandhiCon" by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1
      Gandhi got his nonviolent revolution because he had clear and indisputable moral high ground.

      If it was indisuptable, what was all the beating and killing of Indians about?

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    12. Re:"GandhiCon" by Alsee · · Score: 1

      Google shows 6340 hits for "First they ignore" gandhi. The quote is most prevalent in "geek circles", but not restricted to it. Looks like a legit quote, but it's often hard to track down the date/place for quotes.

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    13. Re:"GandhiCon" by The+Cydonian · · Score: 1

      Ironical that your search terms read as "first they ignore gandhi" :-)

      But yes, I should've said mostly instead of only. Still, my suspicion is mostly because of this "they" versus "you" juxtaposition; while I'm no expert on Gandhian Thought (it's a whole politico-philosophical discipline, apparently), I must say that it doesn't feel Gandhi-sounding enough. Gandhi's writings are simple, but not this simplistic, if you get what I mean.

      In any case, it should be fairly interesting to see in which context he made that statement, if he indeed made it. Taking quotes out of the larger picture in which they're made often disembodies their truer meaning (not saying it happened here)

    14. Re:"GandhiCon" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Like you, I've seen a number of web sites attribute that quote to Gandhi - however, I've yet to see any that give a concrete reference (like a published work or something).

      The closest thing I've found thus far is this interesting quote:

      Itâ(TM)s the same each time with progress. First they ignore you, then they say youâ(TM)re mad, then dangerous, then thereâ(TM)s a pause and then you canâ(TM)t find anyone who disagrees with you.
      Tony Benn (b. 1925), British Labour politician. Quoted in Observer (London, October 6, 1991).

      I have searched numerous Gandhi sites - even some that claim to have all of his works - but haven't come up with that quote at all.

    15. Re:"GandhiCon" by Kynde · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately what all the peaceniks always forget is step 3.5 "Then they annihilate you". You can never get to step 4 anymore than the underpants gnomes can profit.

      Are you the gunzoid that new the Oklahoma bomber from "Bowling for Columbine"? "Gandhi? Who? I'm not familiar with that?"

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    16. Re:"GandhiCon" by Planesdragon · · Score: 1

      If it was indisuptable, what was all the beating and killing of Indians about?

      His moral high ground was "Free India from Britsh rule." Not "The Indians are great at self-rule."

    17. Re:"GandhiCon" by Planesdragon · · Score: 1

      Actually, Free Software can only compete on its merits--zero to no cost being one of them, interopability being another.

      If Linux could match even three-year-old MS Windows 2000 feature-for-feature, it'd probably win. But it can't. Linux has a lot more variation and inherent complexity of design than Windows, which is good for geeks and bad for people who just want the job done.

      Don't presmue that Linux is as good or better than Windows; it is for a few niches, which is where it succeeds, but not for all of them.

    18. Re:"GandhiCon" by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1
      His moral high ground was "Free India from Britsh rule." Not "The Indians are great at self-rule."

      Self-rule has nothing to do with it. If "Free India from Britsh rule" was indisputable, the British rulers wouldn't have been beating and killing Indian subjects. Indeed, they would never have formed the East India Company.

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    19. Re:"GandhiCon" by Planesdragon · · Score: 1

      Self-rule has nothing to do with it. If "Free India from Britsh rule" was indisputable, the British rulers wouldn't have been beating and killing Indian subjects. Indeed, they would never have formed the East India Company.

      Y'see why Gandhi's position was the indisputable moral high ground? Because of how badly the British treated them.

      Civil Rights had indisputable moral high ground--the arguments against it were inherently fear-mongering and selfish, not rational or moral.

    20. Re:"GandhiCon" by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1
      Y'see why Gandhi's position was the indisputable moral high ground? Because of how badly the British treated them.

      You keep using this word, "indisputable". I do not think it means what you think it means.

      One more time: if it was indisputable, there would be no dispute, no contention, no disagreement, certainly no beatings and killings. The people responsible for bashing in the heads of protestors obviously disputed the idea of Indian independance.

      Perhaps from a modern perspective, it might seem "indisputable", to all but a few cranks. But the course of history often seems obvious after the fact, an illusion of perspective.

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      You cannot wash away blood with blood
    21. Re:"GandhiCon" by Planesdragon · · Score: 1

      One more time: if it was indisputable, there would be no dispute, no contention, no disagreement, certainly no beatings and killings.

      If there could be moral dispute, beatings and killings would not be necessary.

      Perhaps from a modern perspective, it might seem "indisputable", to all but a few cranks. But the course of history often seems obvious after the fact, an illusion of perspective.

      Course of history my arse.

      I believe in objective morality. Ergo, any event can be judged by the morals as they are understood today, with historical abberations altering only what is prevalent and possible for a given situation.

  20. Why this is kind of serious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful
    The slashdot article fails to mention that ESR's update of the hackers' general political stand to suit his own views, was not included in the changelog.

    Somebody should fork this project now.

    1. Re:Why this is kind of serious by Russ+Nelson · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Hahahahaha! You stupid Anonymous Coward, *everyone* should *always* fork *every* project *now*. Or didn't you realize that?
      -russ
      p.s. No, seriously, there are always good reasons to fork each and every open source project. The question is: who's gonna do it? Obviously you aren't, because you're too stupid and lazy (irrefutable evidence: your unwillingness to create a user and log in). You're too stupid and lazy to find someone else to do it, so guess what? This fork isn't going to happen.

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    2. Re:Why this is kind of serious by SN74S181 · · Score: 1

      Down the memory hole, you say?

      Tut-tut. That won't do.

    3. Re:Why this is kind of serious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's wrong with posting AC? It's not unwillingness, it's intentional.

    4. Re:Why this is kind of serious by DeputySpade · · Score: 1

      Hahahahaha! You stupid Anonymous Coward,

      If you want a reply, log in.

      How ironic. :P

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  21. Continuing what he started by Stephen+Williams · · Score: 4, Funny

    I always did think that the section at the back entitled "A Portrait of J. Random Hacker" read more like "A Portrait of Eric S. Raymond".

    -Stephen

    1. Re:Continuing what he started by nomadic · · Score: 1

      Yep, I long ago lost any confidence in the intellectual integrity of TJF. I'm just surprised how surprised everyone else is all of the sudden. I mean, he doesn't hide his politics or social views.

    2. Re:Continuing what he started by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, in ye olden days it seemed that nobody took the jargon file that seriously; it was sort of a humorous work done by people who wanted to be outlived by their own jokes.

      But recently, "The New Hacker's Dictionary" has been integrated into various reference works like dictionary.com without consideration if it actually had any academic integrity. So now, all of a sudden, ESR's take on "hackers versus crackers" has all sorts of legitimacy that it never enjoyed previously. And that tends to fuel overly earnest college kids who are just being exposed to this stuff.

    3. Re:Continuing what he started by saintlupus · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I always did think that the section at the back entitled "A Portrait of J. Random Hacker" read more like "A Portrait of Eric S. Raymond".

      Yeah, no kidding. I just reread that section for the first time in years and I was surprised to find that I'm not really a hacker. Unfortunately, I have too much of a propensity for exercise, hygeine, and pacifism.

      Oh, well. Maybe I can find another rigidly defined stereotype that's more "me".

      --saint

    4. Re:Continuing what he started by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's exactly how i feel- you don't have to be fat and obnoxious to be a "hacker".

  22. and the news is? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    As reported by NTK, ESR appears to have embarked apon the process of recasting the Jargon File in his own image, adding terms like "Aunt Tillie" and "GhandiCon" that he dreamt up and seemingly no-one else uses, and various terms from (of all places) the warblogging community, where he is active. He's also updated the "Hacker Politics" page to be more closely aligned with his own views.

    And in other news, it has been reported that the sky is blue and the grass is green. Move along folks, nothing to see here.

  23. If anyone deserves some slack in this regard... by OwnerOfWhinyCat · · Score: 3, Informative

    ..it's ESR.

    This piece at NTK sounds like flamebait. For the following reasons.

    1) They claim he's added terms to the jargon file that... "on closer search-engine examination, appear to have been used almost exclusively by Raymond himself."

    The concept that a term that is (by the very context of it's entry) "jargon" would have to have any search engine presence seems like a very bad assumption. Though it's not a common part of net-speech, I'd had the word "Fucktard" taunted at me in Half-Life TFC games long before I'd read it in anything a search engine could reference. The fact that one of the hacker communities most literate advocates would have the majority of hits for a new bit of jargon sounds more like probability mechanics at work than any sinister plot by ESR to reshape the vocabulary of the Internet.

    2) They take issue with his update of the "politics" section. It's 77 words long, and seems like as good a summary as one could come up with. http://catb.org/~esr/jargon/html/politics.html

    3) I've put together documents like his rebuttal to the SCO mess, and they are an nightmare of fact checking and redesign. When someone makes claims as preposterous as SCO did regarding Linux it's hard to know where to start. It's even harder to know how much background is needed to explain your points to non-unixphiles. I read the whole document and it was a work of art. It was clear, it had links to piles of substantiating data, I'd be surprised if the IBM legal team didn't throw a party when they first read it.

    Did anyone pay ESR for this massive effort?

    Does anyone else find it thoughtless and ungrateful to criticize one of the communities greatest single person assets because the tremendous efforts he puts forth FOR FREE are colored by his personal experiences?

    1. Re:If anyone deserves some slack in this regard... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hi, OWC. Or should I call you... ESR?

    2. Re:If anyone deserves some slack in this regard... by kalidasa · · Score: 1

      I believe IBM payed ESR for some of the SCO work. But he still deserves credit for doing the work.

    3. Re:If anyone deserves some slack in this regard... by nomadic · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Does anyone else find it thoughtless and ungrateful to criticize one of the communities greatest single person assets because the tremendous efforts he puts forth FOR FREE are colored by his personal experiences?

      No. I'm sick of people insisting that someone wasn't paid for their time then somehow they should be immune from criticism from whatever they do with that time. It's idiotic.

      He has decided to appoint himself voice of the hacker movement. When he starts trying to distort the truth to feed his own ego and his simple-minded politics, then why the hell shouldn't he be criticized?

    4. Re:If anyone deserves some slack in this regard... by GammaTau · · Score: 1

      Did anyone pay ESR for this massive effort?

      Does anyone else find it thoughtless and ungrateful to criticize one of the communities greatest single person assets because the tremendous efforts he puts forth FOR FREE are colored by his personal experiences?

      Not all responsibility comes from money. I think that taking a voluntary task can also imply that you must take some responsibility, even if you're not getting paid by anyone. If someone claims he is describing the hacker folklore, then yes, I do not think it is thoughtless or ungrateful to present (harsh) criticism if he writes ESR folklore instead of hacker folklore.

      Anyway, it's not that I was be intimately familiar with hacker folklore so it's hard for me to tell whether ESR is going too far or not.

    5. Re:If anyone deserves some slack in this regard... by __past__ · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Did anyone pay ESR for this massive effort?
      It's not as if anyone asked him to do all that. Certainly not the original authors.

      Personally, I'd be happier if he just would stop stuffing pseudo-scientific hogwash in there to make himself look like the anthropologic self-consiousness of the "geek tribe". Then again, given his other interests, it is probably safer to let him spend time this way.

    6. Re:If anyone deserves some slack in this regard... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mother has a wooden leg with a kickstand.

      (disclaimer: I was not paid to write this)

    7. Re:If anyone deserves some slack in this regard... by SN74S181 · · Score: 1

      one of the communities greatest single person assets

      Geez. Not sure where to start on that one.

    8. Re:If anyone deserves some slack in this regard... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or ESR was hoping that IBM would pay him for it.

      I don't know how much credit he deserves either. In what was purported to be a history of UnixWare, the early versions relied completely on hazy memories of 20 year old events with V7 and BSD UNIX with large hunks of Open Source Is Great boilerplate.

      It then went on to claim that UnixWare didn't even have technologies such as SMP, which shows the lack of even basic googling that went into the paper. (Later versions were revised to be much more accurate after people started mailing him.)

    9. Re:If anyone deserves some slack in this regard... by OwnerOfWhinyCat · · Score: 1

      Drat, their on to me. Must think quickly.

      "Guns are, um, icky. Very icky. Bad guns."

      Phwew. That should throw them off the scent, at least long enough to load up another batch of 190 gr. 10mm HPs.

    10. Re:If anyone deserves some slack in this regard... by SN74S181 · · Score: 1

      ESR calls him 'mini-me'

    11. Re:If anyone deserves some slack in this regard... by Andrewkov · · Score: 1
      I'd had the word "Fucktard" taunted at me in Half-Life TFC games

      I don't think I'd be braging about that if it happened to me!

    12. Re:If anyone deserves some slack in this regard... by OwnerOfWhinyCat · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I would not grant them immunity either.

      I take issue with people who look the gift horse in the mouth, and greater issue with those who snivel incessantly that their perspective on something was somehow "slighted" by the fact that it's different from that of one who took the time to write it down.

      If someone were to produce a diff of the jargon file and found that 10 of the last hundred entries ESR added (or modified) were "bent" toward his perspective and point out how they were inaccurate and send it off to ESR, and publish it on /. that would be news, and worth reading.

      Simply combing through the changes to find things to bitch about may get you seat on the Jerry Springer show, but it isn't remotely objective or helpful.

      If you'd like to argue the issues, then please do so.

      Please provide us in 77 words or fewer, a better definition of hacker politics than the one ESR posted.

      What you may find incomprehensible is that if you succeed, odds are ESR will gladly add it, merge it, or even replace his with yours. I wonder, if he did so, if you'd still maintain that he's being egotistical, or whether you'd have time to do so after reading all the flamemail from the pink bottomed whiners sitting around in their SpiderMan Underoos misdirecting their pre-teen angst.

    13. Re:If anyone deserves some slack in this regard... by nomadic · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Please provide us in 77 words or fewer, a better definition of hacker politics than the one ESR posted.

      Fine:

      "Hacker" politics range widely, from left to right, from intensely political to completely uninterested in political issues.

      There, under 77 words. And a hell of a lot more accurate.

      Simply combing through the changes to find things to bitch about may get you seat on the Jerry Springer show, but it isn't remotely objective or helpful.

      And worshipful toadying of someone who to be honest has never really had anything to say isn't that productive either.

    14. Re:If anyone deserves some slack in this regard... by gauche · · Score: 1

      "Hacker" politics range widely, from left to right, from intensely political to completely uninterested in political issues.
      There, under 77 words. And a hell of a lot more accurate.

      That depends on what you mean by "accurate." I would say that there's a Forer effect in your definition that isn't present in the JF entry. Your definition doesn't describe tendencies or characteristics whereby "hacker politics" is distinguishable from the politics of a random sampling of the population.

      Now, it may be the case that "hacker politics" is indistinguishable from that of the population as a whole, in which case it would be equally accurate, and more concise, to say so. But in my (limited) experience, ESR's description is spot-on.

    15. Re:If anyone deserves some slack in this regard... by Captain+Rotundo · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I beg to differ with you. I think the politics crap is totally off mark. I think a better answer is that political opinion is not tied to hacking. I have met many "leftist" hackers, and many "rightist" hackers, but ESR is clearly pushing his crazy political views into the description.

      if you would like evidence of his crazy views just watch "Revolution OS" (I think thats the title) and wit for the scene wear the ask him about the Free Software / COmmunist connection. The man gets rabidly defensive, yet fails to make a SINGLE political statement or reason.

    16. Re:If anyone deserves some slack in this regard... by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 1

      No. I'm sick of people insisting that someone wasn't paid for their time then somehow they should be immune from criticism from whatever they do with that time. It's idiotic.

      That depends, really. On one hand, I don't think people's hobbies should be subject to quick criticism and judgementalism, as your statement could easily be construed. In ESR's case, the offense is egotism, not the fact that he spends his "free" time promoting it.

    17. Re:If anyone deserves some slack in this regard... by be-fan · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "Hacker" politics range widely, from left to right, from intensely political to completely uninterested in political issues.
      >>>>>>>>>>>>

      WTF? ESR's definition is dead on, at least in my experience (and I know a lot of hackers!). Yours is just purposefully vague because you're trying to avoid making any statement of substance.

      Let's take a look at his original defintion:

      Formerly vaguely liberal-moderate
      >>>>>>>
      Where did the original hackers come from? Academia. Academia is decidedly liberal. What is the age distribution of the hacker community? Biased towards young people. Again, young people tend to be liberal.

      more recently moderate-to-neoconservative (hackers too were affected by the collapse of socialism).
      >>>>>
      As technology spread to a larger group of people, you started to get certain ideological conservatives. Think about how much of the hacker community exists in western European countries. Note that many of these countries are seeing a resurgance in conservatism. Neoconservativism is an appropriate term, because there is a distinct difference (especially in terms of social and religious beliefs) from traditional conservatism.

      There is a strong libertarian contingent which rejects conventional left-right politics entirely.
      >>>>>>>
      He's simply asserting the existance of a certain group of people. All you have to do is read some Slashdot posts to realize that this contingent of libertarians actually do exist.

      The only safe generalization is that hackers tend to be rather anti-authoritarian;
      >>>>>>>>>
      After hedging several times in the above characterizations, (liberal and conservative tempered by the hypenated "moderate", the use of the word "vaguely") he clearly asserts that the exact orientation is rather hard to pin down. He then asserts that hackers tend to be anti-authoritarian. How many hackers do you know that support China's policies on information control? You'd be totally daft to claim that there isn't a distinct anti-authoritarian bent to hacker culture.

      thus, both paleoconservatism
      >>>>>>>
      Just do a search for paleoconservative on Google. We're talking about your traditional, evangelical Christian, white supremacy conservatism here. There aren't (thankfully!) many of those left in general, much less in the hacker community!

      and âhardâ(TM) leftism are rare.
      >>>>>>>>>
      How many Leninist hackers do you know?

      Hackers are far more likely than most non-hackers to either (a) be aggressively apolitical or (b) entertain peculiar or idiosyncratic political ideas and actually try to live by them day-to-day.
      >>>>>>>.
      Hackers tend to be passionate and quirky, is basically what the above lines boil down to. You disagree with this assessment?

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    18. Re:If anyone deserves some slack in this regard... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Personally, I'm still waiting for you to post a comment 'OF VALUE.'

    19. Re:If anyone deserves some slack in this regard... by Chester+K · · Score: 1

      Please provide us in 77 words or fewer, a better definition of hacker politics than the one ESR posted.

      How about this:

      Hackers' political views range from reasoned, to reactionary, to insane; and generally cover the entire spectrum of points of view. Your judgement of such will largely be based on your own views. Look for hints such as spelling Microsoft with a $ instead of an S, or statements like "Slashdot is a trustworthy news source" as warnings of reactionary extremism.

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    20. Re:If anyone deserves some slack in this regard... by Syberghost · · Score: 1

      I think a better answer is that political opinion is not tied to hacking.

      Even if you're right, so what? He's talking about the average politics of average hackers, and comes to the conclusion that it's too broad to say that one political ethos dominates.

      If you don't care about the politics of hackers, which is something completely different than the politics of hacking, then don't read that entry. It's still nevertheless a subject that many people do care about, and Eric's description seems very concise and accurate in comparison to my own experience, which is admittedly limited in that I've only been involved in computing since 1977.

      I think you're objecting to his mentioning of Libertarian hackers as some kind of evidence of bias, but he devotes a single sentence to merely mentioning that they exist. Are you denying that they exist?

      The bottom line, I think, is that you are clearly agressively apolitical, which he says hackers are more likely to be. You can't see the forest because you're a tree.

    21. Re:If anyone deserves some slack in this regard... by AvitarX · · Score: 1

      I would swap his (a) and (b) at the end.

      I found reading (a)be ... rather awkward.

      Though I do agree that his definition was consise, to the point, and very accurate.

      Except in my expierience there is a fairly large socialist leaning also. Maybe it is just the idea of open source that makes me think this though.

      I read somewhere that "Read Hat" amongst other things was a communist refference.

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    22. Re:If anyone deserves some slack in this regard... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is a classic! I don't know what I like the most - a troll saying "I hate to feed the trolls" or where you admit to "toadying".

      Here's a comment OF VALUE - stop kissing ESRs ass and start thinking for yourself.

    23. Re:If anyone deserves some slack in this regard... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Socialism hasn't collapsed, is the worst error in ESR's idiocy. The countries with the highest standards of living in the whole world are socialist.

    24. Re:If anyone deserves some slack in this regard... by abulafia · · Score: 1
      I think a better answer is that political opinion is not tied to hacking.

      Sort of. Hacking is an apolitical action as it happens. The activity tends to influence people who persue it in certain ways. Of course, people screw up signals, so they're interpreted differently. But a certain consensus eventually emerges.

      ESR is a strange boy. But something like pure capitalism is a result of free software. Make no mistake about that - RMS is actually wrong. European socialism will absolutely not be the normal model. The "race for the bottom" is both why OS software works, and why some nation states are getting nervous about tax structures.

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    25. Re:If anyone deserves some slack in this regard... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Getting called "fucktard" by someone in Half-Life is like getting called "sir" by a waiter.

    26. Re:If anyone deserves some slack in this regard... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Most hackers I know are leftist-anarchists. We are certainly not reflected in that definition.

      Maybe most hackers in the USA are neoconservative, but here in Europe leftist-anarchism is the norm.

    27. Re:If anyone deserves some slack in this regard... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Assuming you mean places like Canada, we're a free-market liberal democracy and our modestly-progressive social programs can only be considered "socialist" if you are comparing us with the current US mainstream.

      This goes for the European nations also (well, maybe other than France -- they do seem to have gotten gradually more kooky over the decades, but as a rule I try not to pick on them since it's too easy).

    28. Re:If anyone deserves some slack in this regard... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You really don't know much about Western European politics, do you?

      The current political environment is largely social democratic and the "rise in conservatism" is mostly a rise in anti-immigration sentiment among working class people.

      In order to compare the spectrum of political ideology between the US and Europe, you have to consider that the baseline is different, and in some cases also the division between left/right ideals.

      Also note that neoconservatism is a US term and specifically refers to a group of people who think that US foreign policy has been too soft and that the US should be pretty much dictating world politics. It refers more to that specific group of people, not a political ideology, although the use of the term probably will change. Using it to refer to that specific group has even been considered anti-semitic because the prominent neocons usually referred to are Jews.

      Anyway, a common ideology among hackers seems to be to strongly support individual freedoms and civil liberties, but also support government oversight of corporations, which is pretty much the standard left-liberal position, which ESR excluded entirely. Or perhaps that's what he means by "moderate", but that would pretty much have to be his personal definition...

    29. Re:If anyone deserves some slack in this regard... by catenos · · Score: 1

      "Hacker" politics range widely, from left to right, from intensely political to completely uninterested in political issues.

      You "definition" simply avoids to make any statement at all, except for the small fact, that not all hackers have the same views.

      Read the original again. ESR shows some details, and unless you argue that he is wrong about (some of) them, leaving them out, is simply avoiding the difficulty of explaining them.

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    30. Re:If anyone deserves some slack in this regard... by Jay+Maynard · · Score: 1

      Well, now we know this isn't ESR. He's a partisan of the .45 ACP. Cathy shoots .40 S&W (and well, too!).

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    31. Re:If anyone deserves some slack in this regard... by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > Most hackers I know are leftist-anarchists. We are certainly not reflected in that definition.

      Yes, but most of the hackers you know are people you were introduced to by those other hackers. They introduced you because they are friends, and as such will usually have similar views. That's one explanation...

  24. This just goes to show you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That ESR is the deity of hackers. He made all of hackerdom in his own image, and is only now shaping his page into his own hacker holybook. I can't wait to read the Apocalypse according to ESR.

    1. Re:This just goes to show you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I can't wait to read the Apocalypse according to ESR.

      I'm sure it will include guns, lots of guns...
      The guy has serious issues.

    2. Re:This just goes to show you by SN74S181 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The guy has serious issues.

      Just the typical issues of someone who's read too much Heinlein. Nothing more.

  25. It could have been worse by maroberts · · Score: 4, Funny

    Ruchard Stallman could have changed it and added "GNU/" in front of every word!

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    1. Re:It could have been worse by The+J+Kid · · Score: 1

      shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh !

      *Don't give him ideas*

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    2. Re:It could have been worse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh-huh. And that BBC article is, ob course, definitive.

    3. Re:It could have been worse by arose · · Score: 1

      I suggest you to read up on RMS, he would certailny not do such a thing. It's only funny if it has some truth in it.

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    4. Re:It could have been worse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Read the post. He said Ruchard Stallman, not Richard Stallman (AKA RMS). Ruchard is his identical cousin from France who is even more zealous than RMS is. Richard might not do such a thing, but Ruchard definitely would (and a whole lot more).

    5. Re:It could have been worse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Ruchard Stallman could have changed it and added "GNU/" in front of every word!

      Most overplayed joke ever.

    6. Re:It could have been worse by Tim+Fraser · · Score: 1

      OK, I know the original post was supposed to be a joke, but...

      Richard Stallman is one of the co-authors of the first edition of the "hacker's dictionary" printed in paper-book form. (Guy Steele was another co-author.)

      After much searching through used book stores, I managed to acquire a copy two years ago. (No, every word is not prefixed with "GNU/".) It contains a number of amusing entries not found in the more modern versions. I was particularly amused by the highly-detailed entry for Intercal (the "come from" programming language). It listed the inventive spoken names for many ASCII characters and character combinations. Something like:

      greater than symbol = "angle", less than symbol = "bangle", - = "worm", " ->" = "angleworm".

      - Tim

  26. Linux hackers' fault by gallir · · Score: 5, Funny

    They gave ESR more free time to waste by not accepting his CML2. Linus, you should measure your decisions more carefully.

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  27. Sigh........ by AyeRoxor! · · Score: 4, Funny

    I wept when, inexplicably, I could no longer access esr/jargon.

    Now, it is back; the same, yet different. And I weep again.

    Such is this "life" thing. /Const Woe=Me

    1. Re:Sigh........ by Avakado · · Score: 1

      Now, it is back; the same, yet different. And I weep again.

      Don't let a troll article make that judgement for you.

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    2. Re:Sigh........ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  28. ESRian (Re:Unit of ego) by bogolisk · · Score: 0

    ESRian: someone so obsessed with himself that sometimes believed he's Jedi Obi-Wan Kenobi.

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  29. Newsflash: this guy's a dickhead by gmplague · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I saw ESR speak a few years ago. It was a pretty small group (~50 people or so), and so the floor was constantly open to questions for him. He was an absolute dickhead. I asked him simply why he didn't include computer security experts in his definition of hacker and he went off on me for 20 minutes. I then countered with a perfectly valid point. To which he countered with a school-boyish sneer, and nothing more.

    He is also the most self-centered geek I've encountered. I can remember vividly a few years ago that he published "10 Sex Tips for Geeks" on Valentines day. If you have ever layed eyes on the man, you know that he is the last person you would ever want to be accepting sex tips from.

    If we want this open source movement to take off, we need somebody who's a little more socially adept as our spokesperson. Don't even get me started on how outrageous the whole bazaar and geek-gift culture are.

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    1. Re:Newsflash: this guy's a dickhead by SN74S181 · · Score: 1

      Raymond looks more and more like the introverted social-pigmy he is the more Linux and Open Source go mainstream.

      Waitaminit. Makes me look and feel that way too. I guess it was inevitable.

      Raymond won't ever leave his counter-culture, though. Growing up is hard to do. I'm only half grown up, and it's scary out there.

      So let's just keep thumbing through Green Egg back issues and preen and cultivate our 'Traditions' in the neopagan backwash, 'kay?

    2. Re:Newsflash: this guy's a dickhead by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, we're all sure that your little synopsis here is perfectly accurate, and that you are in fact the super-genius we all aspire to be.

    3. Re:Newsflash: this guy's a dickhead by -tji · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yes, the sex tips for geeks was bested only by his "I am now very rich" publication after VA IPO'd (then later caldera'd).

    4. Re:Newsflash: this guy's a dickhead by Pete · · Score: 1
      gmplague said:

      I saw ESR speak a few years ago. [...] He was an absolute dickhead. I asked him simply why he didn't include computer security experts in his definition of hacker and he went off on me for 20 minutes. [...]

      Well... your incident description doesn't really have much detail. It'd be fairly harsh for anyone to judge ESR negatively based just on that. I strongly suspect that his version of events would likely be very different (if indeed he remembered it at all ;-)). I mean, seriously, was it really twenty minutes that he "went off" on you? Or did it just feel like that? :)

      I know that it's pretty easy to misunderstand people sometimes, though I would be surprised if an experienced public speaker like Raymond could have got pissed enough to rant at a single questioner - at a public meeting, even a small one - for that long. It sounds a bit strange. Was there anything in your question (or the tone of your question) that might have led him to believe you were hanging shit on him?

      BTW, just to clarify - I'm not trying to say you've completely made this story up. I'm just saying that I wouldn't want to accept your perspective on the event completely without qualification.

      And of course, even if your first question to him could have been percieved as rude in some way, that wouldn't excuse him from ranting at you... someone of his experience should know how to dismiss an apparent heckler with a smile and a few witty remarks.

      He is also the most self-centered geek I've encountered.

      All I can say here is that you must not have encountered that many geeks then. And I can't even bring myself to put a smiley at the end of that last sentence.

      I can remember vividly a few years ago that he published "10 Sex Tips for Geeks" on Valentines day. If you have ever layed eyes on the man, you know that he is the last person you would ever want to be accepting sex tips from.

      Erm... flash of the bleeding obvious here... I don't think you should judge the quality of his "sex tips" by how he looks. Although, if anything, the tips of an ugly man who is successful with women should be taken much more seriously than a good-looking man with a similar success rate.

      Not that ESR is particularly ugly by any reasonable person's standards, so your slur at his looks sounds rather like a cheap shot at someone you don't like.

      If we want this open source movement to take off, [...]

      Um... seriously, how much further do you think the open-source movement needs to go before you consider it's "taken off"? Personally, I think it's going along pretty nicely.

      Don't even get me started on how outrageous the whole bazaar and geek-gift culture are.

      If you've written up a decent analysis/critique of the concepts raised in CatB, etc., I'd be interested in reading them. Or if you can point to one of the other critiques available online that summarises your views, that'd be good. I find this sort of stuff interesting :).

      Pete.

    5. Re:Newsflash: this guy's a dickhead by asteinberg · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Interesting...I had the exact same experience while seeing Stallman speak. Having seen them both, I thought ESR was a lot more down-to-earth and approachable than RMS was. Stallman just came across as bitter and angry and was just whining about all sorts of boring things, while ESR actually had a well-organized and far more entertaining talk prepared. I got the impression that Stallman was bitter that ESR and his phrase "open source" has won the battle over Stallman's preferred "free software". When I tried asking Stallman a question he get really defensive and wouldn't even let me finish the question - he interrupted with a dismissive comment. Stallman did, though, have a couple interesting highlights...the first was when he yelled at the professor who had set up the talk in front of the whole audience because it was going to be filmed and broadcast over the internet in Quicktime (since he was giving the talk for a class which is always broadcast in this fashion). He refused to start his talk until they turned off the cameras or came up with a way to broadcast it in a format viewable by open-source players. Here, he came across as a bit immature in the way he handled the situation but at the same time it was entertaining and he was making a good point. The other entertaining thing was the whole Church of Emacs routine, although it was heavily apparent that he does it and uses the same jokes at every talk he gives.

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    6. Re:Newsflash: this guy's a dickhead by sheldon · · Score: 1

      Don't worry.

      ESR and his ilk are anti-establishment. As Linux takes off and becomes more popular, they will quickly find something else to champion and start yelling about Linux being a sell-out.

    7. Re:Newsflash: this guy's a dickhead by jcr · · Score: 1

      I'm waiting for the "I was a paper millionaire for a couple of months" essay.

      -jcr

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    8. Re:Newsflash: this guy's a dickhead by happystink · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Haha, unfortunately for ESR, "more down-to-earth and approachable than RMS" is about as good a compliment as "less smelly than sewage" or "less evil than hitler".

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    9. Re:Newsflash: this guy's a dickhead by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm just saying that I wouldn't want to accept your perspective on the event completely without qualification.

      And I consider what you "think" and "accept" to be even less valuable than the grandparent's anecdote. Indeed, since I've seen ESR speak on more than one occassion, I'm more inclined to suspect that there's more value to be found in the grandparent's post.

      All I can say here is that you must not have encountered that many geeks then.

      Most arrogant 'geeks' tend to have far more substantial 'geek' contributions than ESR. If one limits their scope to pseudo-geeks that spend a disproportional amount of their time pretending they're important, rather than being important, than ESR is certainly a top egomaniac.

      Not that ESR is particularly ugly by any reasonable person's standards, so your slur at his looks sounds rather like a cheap shot at someone you don't like.

      He really is incredibly ugly. I don't know what you consider a "reasonable" person to be, however I'm inclined to suspect it's synonymous with "likes ugly, balding men with bad teeth."

    10. Re:Newsflash: this guy's a dickhead by dipipanone · · Score: 1

      Not that ESR is particularly ugly by any reasonable person's standards

      You've got a very strange idea of a reasonable person's aesthetic standards.

      ESR makes RNS look like Justin Timberlake by comparison.

    11. Re:Newsflash: this guy's a dickhead by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i've talked to both through e-mail. esr flipped out on me when he found out i was a lefty and just bitched at me. rms was just wonderful and i had several emails back and forth with him. rms has always been my god, he's just a wonderful person with a vision.

      i always use the term "free software" when referring to free software and "open source" when referring to open source. i would say the gnu tools are free software and the linux kernel is open source due to their author's (or general figurehead's) viewpoints on the matter.

      what about quicktime4linux? although i do believe they should use a free video format.

    12. Re:Newsflash: this guy's a dickhead by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I got the impression that Stallman was bitter that ESR and his phrase "open source" has won the battle over Stallman's preferred "free software".

      I can't see that it has. The terms seem to be used pretty much interchangeably, which I'm not sure either of them want.

    13. Re:Newsflash: this guy's a dickhead by macshit · · Score: 1

      I think both RMS and ESR can be `trying,' but RMS's contribution to free-software (and yes, even open-source) is about 1000x much as ESR.

      It seems pretty clear that RMS's GPL caused something of a sea-change in the way people think about software; certainly the ideas it embodied existed before in some form, but the effect of the GPL and his software using it was pretty dramatic -- it caused things to gel in a way I never would have thought possible prior to it happening. While ESR's main claim to faim (the Cathedral ...) is good writing, it's at best an interesting explanation of something that already existed.

      On top of that, RMS is as true an uber-hacker as you're ever going to get; what little hacking ESR's done (fetchmail &c) looks downright pathetic by comparison.

      I think in my mind the main point is this: If ESR's contributions to the world were suddenly deleted, there would be little real effect, but if RMS's were, what we know of as free-software/open-source would change utterly.

      [Another thing which I've noticed is that RMS started out crazy, and has progressively been mellowing out (I guess as age and fame get to him), but ESR seems to just get nuttier and nuttier...]

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    14. Re:Newsflash: this guy's a dickhead by Sunnan · · Score: 1

      I've listened to a lot of recordings of RMS speeches (there are plenty on gnu.org) and he's bitter-sounding in some and great in some, depending on things like the mood or the audience or what have you.

      He's no buddha, he's just a human, and he's done some great stuff. Sort of like ESR, who constantly manage to really make me angry with his political articles but who has interesting views on mysticism as well as working on fetchmail, a very useful program. They do good things and bad, just like you and me.

    15. Re:Newsflash: this guy's a dickhead by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (+1, Perceptive)

      If I had mod points, anyway.

    16. Re:Newsflash: this guy's a dickhead by asteinberg · · Score: 1
      I would be shocked if anyone tried to claim that the software ESR has written is even comparable in importance to the software RMS has written. Fetchmail vs. the entire GNU collection (though one really must wonder why he wasted so much time writing all the bloat inside emacs ;)...); it's clear which is more important. Furthermore, I'd add that RMS is a really important figure in the community politically. It's crucial to have someone who is really serious about not making any moral compromises (as in my previous example of his refusing to speak until the Quicktime stream was turned off).

      Still, though, I think ESR has done more from a political perspective to bring open-source into the mainstream field of view. My conception on the issue is that ESR takes a more pragmatic approach to the issue; while RMS says "100% free or forget it", ESR tries to make free and proprietary work together. ESR makes open source much more appealing to the business world; he was a huge part in convincing Netscape to make Mozilla open source, and I think if memory serves may have played a similar role in IBM's involvement with Linux (though I'm not positive about that one). Even the choice of the term "open source" over "free software" was made with the intention of making it sound more appealing to the corporate world. While RMS refused to speak to a quicktime stream, ESR may have (and of course, this is pure speculation) decided that it was more important to increase his audience and spread his message further, even if it meant being recorded in a proprietary format.

      I'm not trying to discredit either one, I just am making the distinction between RMS the fanatic and ESR the (relative) pragmatist.

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    17. Re:Newsflash: this guy's a dickhead by Marlor · · Score: 2, Funny

      I can remember vividly a few years ago that he published "10 Sex Tips for Geeks" on Valentines day. If you have ever layed eyes on the man, you know that he is the last person you would ever want to be accepting sex tips from.

      No, he is the first person you would accept sex tips from, since he claims to be able to channel Pan, the God of Sex.

      Here's a quote from his description of his "amazing transformation":

      Until I realized, finally, belatedly, what had been happening to me. Until the Great God Pan reached out of my hindbrain and thundered "YOU!" And his gift is music and his chosen instruments the pipes and flutes. And his, too the power of joy; magic so strong that when it flowed out of me, even before I knew what I was doing, it amazed people into awe and incoherence and poetry.
      That day I was reborn; from a skinny lame kid with a flute into a shaman and a vessel of the Goat-Foot God, the Piper at the Gates of Dawn, the Horned Lord. And the music was my first power, but not my last.
      (And, oh, yes. The first time I handled a set of pan-pipes I could play them. Fluently. Effortlessly. And knew I could before I touched them.)
      During the next several months I went through a wrenching re-adjustment of my world-view as I assimilated what I have just related here. There was simply no way it would fit in either the religious categories I'd grown up with or the comfortable, naive materialism I had constructed for myself. I clung to the conviction that I live in a rational, explicable universe -- but the Gods had spoken and after that transforming moment of realization I could no more go back than a butterfly could crawl back into its cocoon.
      I knew I wasn't crazy, even by my own rather strict definition of sanity. I was coping pretty well -- in fact, I was becoming a whole human being for the first time in my life. Opening up emotionally. Playing beautiful music. And ... um ... getting laid. (Well, what do you think happens when you start channelling the freaking God of Sex Himself? :-))

      Yes, ESR is not just an egotistical dickhead, he is totally mad as well. You can read more of this crap, as well as his recollections about channelling Thor and forming his own Wiccan cult here.

    18. Re:Newsflash: this guy's a dickhead by Pete · · Score: 1
      asteinberg said:

      I would be shocked if anyone tried to claim that the software ESR has written is even comparable in importance to the software RMS has written.

      Then prepare to be shocked :). This puzzles me a bit - why is it that you (and quite a few others) seem to think that fetchmail is the only piece of software ESR has written? I mean, it doesn't take that much effort to have a look at his software list, and his projects list. Note the "past projects" - especially "I was heavily involved in the GNU Emacs 19 development (in fact, I was the primary Emacs-lisp library person for about two years during 1991-1993)." The software page also has this quote: "According to RMS's credit list, I appear to have more Emacs Lisp code in the standard Emacs distribution than anyone else but him."

      He was also a primary developer on ncurses, and nethack... he's contributed to python... he's contributed quite a bit to the GNU/FSF project in general. Note: "I was one of the original GNU contributors back in 1982-83, and I've been at it ever since." And fetchmail and CML2 are by no means insignificant.

      Fetchmail vs. the entire GNU collection [snip]; it's clear which is more important.

      Did you seriously think that RMS wrote all of the GNU software himself???? The two most important projects that I believe RMS originated were GCC and of course Emacs (and probably GLibc and the GDB). But a hell of a lot of people have contributed to those (including ESR) - and I don't think RMS has done anything significant on most of them for a while.

      I know it's nice and easy to give one high-profile developer all the credit for projects they originated... but that's just not the case here. RMS is an uber-hacker and has worked on a hell of a lot of great stuff - but so has ESR. I think the main distinction between the two is that while RMS originated more major software projects than ESR, Raymond's probably contributed to more.

      Pete.

    19. Re:Newsflash: this guy's a dickhead by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "If you have ever layed eyes on the man, you know that he is the last person you would ever want to be accepting sex tips from."

      Ah the wonders of the 'net. Online, nobody much cares about what you look like, even if there are pictures available somewhere.

    20. Re:Newsflash: this guy's a dickhead by Jay+Maynard · · Score: 1

      If you have ever layed eyes on the man, you know that he is the last person you would ever want to be accepting sex tips from.

      More than a few of those tips came from his wife. If you've ever laid eyes on her, you know that you'd do well to accept sex tips from her. (And much else. Cathy is the kind of person that, if you're lucky enough to have them as the other person in your life, leaves you wondering just how you managed to rate such a wonderful companion. She's intelligent, witty, and more than a little cute.)

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    21. Re:Newsflash: this guy's a dickhead by Jay+Maynard · · Score: 1

      Well said. It's worth pointing out that ESR does have ideals that he will stick to; he's just not as rabid as RMS about them.

      Case in point: I keep trying to convince ESR to give Mac OS X a spin. His reply is that he doesn't want to become dependent on software that is out of his control. He doesn't see Apple as the enemy, or anything like that, and he doesn't give me a hard time about using it. He simply won't use it himself.

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      Disinfect the GNU General Public Virus!
    22. Re:Newsflash: this guy's a dickhead by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wonder how RMS would have reacted to you if you were a righty and he found out you were a righty. Food for thought.

    23. Re:Newsflash: this guy's a dickhead by DeputySpade · · Score: 1

      With all the tripe that got modded up as "informative" or "insightful" this didn't get one single mod? WTF?

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    24. Re:Newsflash: this guy's a dickhead by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Having met both of them in person, and talked to both of them, I can say they're both nice guys in general, both get incredibly passionate when their pet topics are brought up (and wont shutup till they've convinced or cowed everyone in the room) and both should be kept away from general political discussions at all costs, because nothing will change their minds.

  30. ...horrible, recent metamorphosis? by imtheguru · · Score: 3, Funny
    --
    Yet Socrates himself is particularly missed.
    A lovely little thinker but a bugger when he's pissed.
  31. Missed one by christurkel · · Score: 1

    Base, n
    All belong to us!

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  32. It's a "Dictionary Attack" by rebill · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Or, rather, "attacking the dictionary".

    If the gang at NTK are so wound up about this, there is a simple solution - create a fork of the Jargon File (and maintain it, themselves). Quoting from the introduction:


    This document (the Jargon File) is in the public domain, to be freely used, shared, and modified.

    So ... they have a choice between whining about what ESR has done, or doing something about it, and they chose to whine.

    Heh. I guess I'm whining about them whining about ESR. Pot. Kettle. Oopsie.

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    Chivalry is not dead, it's just frequently misspelt. - M. Langley

    1. Re:It's a "Dictionary Attack" by NickFitz · · Score: 4, Insightful

      NTK is a news site - a rather unusual one, but still news. Your suggestion is analogous to saying "Hey, BBC/NBC/CNN/(insert news outfit here) shouldn't whine about corrupt politicians; why don't they take over the government themselves?"

      It isn't a reporter's job to assume the duties of those on whose failings she reports.

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    2. Re:It's a "Dictionary Attack" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      They're a news-sheet. By analogy, you're saying "The New York Times should stop whining and start fixing the things they're reporting about".

      BTW, NTK do donate server resources to some important projects and documents. More important than the jargon file, certainly.

    3. Re:It's a "Dictionary Attack" by rebill · · Score: 1

      Interesting analogy. Of course, I live in Kentucky where Paul "The Love Gov" Patton is our current Governor. I can think of several reporters that I think would be better Governors that he is/was.

      Reversing your analogy a bit, do you really think that ESR is corrupt? Taking over our government is an expensive proposition, with time and money spent in campaigns, or time and money spent in impeaching the bozos that need to get out. Taking control of the Jargon file from ESR is intensely simple - he has copies of the older versions available, and has clearly stated that you can take it and do with it as you will. Cost? One website and a few hours to copy the files.

      No, it is not (usually) a reporter's job to replace the "failing" person, but they certainly can if they so choose.

      --

      Chivalry is not dead, it's just frequently misspelt. - M. Langley

    4. Re:It's a "Dictionary Attack" by NickFitz · · Score: 1

      No, I certainly don't think ESR corrupt; a little overenthusiastic, but his intellectual honesty can't be questioned.

      As far as journalists taking over the world goes: back in 1997, Martin Bell, a former BBC war correspondent, stood as an independent anti-corruption candidate in an English constituency whose Conservative MP had been implicated in the receipt of brown envelopes containing large sums of money in return for asking questions in the House. The journalist won by a landslide, and served for four years as an exemplary constituency MP. (He also stuck to his promise not to stand again in that constituency when the next election came.)

      This might suggest that it could be a sucessful approach if the denizens of Fleet Street took over the world - until you remember that Anne Robinson used to be a journalist :-)

      But I think the NTK folk should stick to compiling their exellent newsletter. Nobody does it better.

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    5. Re:It's a "Dictionary Attack" by pyat · · Score: 1

      How can this be modded 4 insightful when it attacks the article by pointing out a fact that is actually highlighted in the article.

      NTK *SAID* that anybody who felt strongly could fork the project. They even point out that this might be a good time to do so (what with ESR's domain issues).

      Does anybody read the articles? Obviously not (which is a pity since NTK is an excellent read)
      m

    6. Re:It's a "Dictionary Attack" by rebill · · Score: 1

      When I logged in today and saw the "insightful" moderation, I asked roughly the same question you did. Any Meta-Moderators out there? My comment really didn't deserve what it got ...

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      Chivalry is not dead, it's just frequently misspelt. - M. Langley

  33. Why should we care? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I certainly don't.

  34. The first one's always free. by comet_11 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'll do it for free (the first time, anyway)

    In other news, Microsoft, creators of the "Open Source is like a virus" theory, have unveiled the "Open source is like drug dealership" theory.

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  35. liberal vs. "neoconservative" by evenprime · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Finally (and not included in the changelogs), Eric has tweaked the Hacker Politics page, from its previous description as "vaguely liberal-moderate" to "moderate-to-neoconservative (hackers too were affected by the collapse of socialism)". Go tell that to the Kuro5hinners, Eric.

    Unless he's been holding surveys, the claims made for politics (both past and current) are impossible to verify. My guess is that the original statement reflected the people he associated with, and the current one does as well. (And if he's active in "warblogging", the people he hangs out with are probably conservative) Unless someone puts together a survey and figures out how to administer it to a representative cross section of the community, we won't have enough statistical data to back up any claim.

    --

    "Weapons should be hardy rather than decorative" - Miyamoto Musashi
    I think that goes for OS's too
    1. Re:liberal vs. "neoconservative" by antirename · · Score: 1

      Ok, I've got to ask and I'm sure I'm not the only one who has been wondering. What the fuck is warblogging? I consider myself fairly jargon-file literate, and I have never heard that one. What's the deal? Send your enemies links to a blog in the hopes of boring them to death? Insert malicious shtml code in your blog that forces IE to open and close the CD tray repeatedly to try to drive them insane? What?

    2. Re:liberal vs. "neoconservative" by sheldon · · Score: 1

      The neo-conservative term is kind of weird.

      Essentially the basis of the ideology is anti-establishment radical, and it should not come as any surprise to people that today's neo-conservatives are yesterdays hippie-liberals.

      If you look at many of the leading neo-conservative media pundits, you'll see this trend. This isn't an original observation, it was something I gleaned from David Brock's "Blinded by the Right" autobiography where he details the transformation within himself.

      But anyway, ESR is a lunatic and is not part of my hacker community.

    3. Re:liberal vs. "neoconservative" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Neoconservatices are anti-establishment radicals?

      Muahahahaha. Funny stuff.

    4. Re:liberal vs. "neoconservative" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The old saying goes, "A Neo-conservative is a Liberal (anti-establishment radicals included) that has been mugged."

  36. I have one word for you: by mcc · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Fork.

    ______
    Like any public domain or copyleft project, it doesn't really matter what kind of job the maintainer does with the Jargon File, since alternate versions may be created effortlessly. ESR should be free to do whatever he likes with the thing, even if it's a bit silly. And since ESR isn't bothering anymore to host the definitive version himself, and hasn't for like a year or something, and 90% of the jargon file mirrors found on google are old versions anyway, it isn't like a forking would even be noticed.

    I read the article after writing this comment and noticed NTK kind of makes this point themselves, but I think it's worth reiterating. Esp. since no one reads the article around here.

    1. Re:I have one word for you: by the+Atomic+Rabbit · · Score: 4, Informative

      The pre-Raymond version of the Jargon File - the Hacker's Dictionary - is available here:

      The Original Hacker's Dictionary.

      This is more a historical work than anything else, as it documents the language of what Levy calls the "first generation hackers", the ones who worked in the AI labs at Stanford and MIT. Those communities died during in the 80s (which was, of course, the event that provided the impetus for the GNU project.) The Hacker's Dictionary has a genuine and honest flavor that the modern Jargon File lacks, which is probably inevitable, since the Jargon File covers the modern internet-based "hacker" community - a vaguely-defined entity that has even become confused over the meaning of the word "hacker". It's therefore not surprising that ESR feels he can get away with sprinkling the Jargon File with Raymondisms.

  37. Now we know by geekoid · · Score: 1, Troll

    ESR's secret slashdot user name...

    I think this line gave you away

    " Does anyone else find it thoughtless and ungrateful to criticize one of the communities greatest single person assets because the tremendous efforts he puts forth FOR FREE are colored by his personal experiences?"

    Just because some isn't paid to do something selfish and egotistical, doesn't mean we have to like it.

    --
    The Kruger Dunning explains most post on /. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
    1. Re:Now we know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good eye. I thought ESR had a duplicate account since he sometimes post to slashdot as ESR. Looks like you finally figured it out.

      Now, does Bruce Perens have a similar account? :-)

    2. Re:Now we know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Just because some isn't paid to do something selfish and egotistical, doesn't mean we have to like it.

      If ESR were to really state that, wouldn't it go against most everything he's usually rambling about (concerning OSS, why things don't have to be done for money, the way prestige works in OSS projects, etc etc) ?

  38. Where can i get a non bastardized version ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    if he has polluted it, anyone have any reccomendations on where i can get a clean non bastardized version of jargon ? everything2.com ? whatis.com ?

    thanks

    regards
    David Saddle

    1. Re:Where can i get a non bastardized version ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      E2 will still have it; it's unlikely that all of the people who noded the old definitions will modify them. The war blogging terms will probably get added of their own accord, probably outside the Jargon File context. I think the lesson here is that anything that's not on E2 isn't worth reading. ;-)

  39. Sex tips by geekoid · · Score: 3, Funny

    If they can get him laid, then they should be able to get anyone laid.

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    The Kruger Dunning explains most post on /. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
    1. Re:Sex tips by SN74S181 · · Score: 1

      Eric is married, though. Or 'handfasted' or whatever the trendy term for it is this year.

      Don't even think about Eric 'skyclad' though.

    2. Re:Sex tips by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's into polyamory or some kind of crap like that.

    3. Re:Sex tips by gmack · · Score: 1

      He's into polyamory or some kind of crap like that"

      Polygamy and he isn't. Hes into "open mairrages" where your married but either side gets to wander around and screw anyone they want to.

      Hes also got some really bad advice under his avoiding STDs section.

    4. Re:Sex tips by danro · · Score: 1

      Polygamy and he isn't. Hes into "open mairrages" where your married but either side gets to wander around and screw anyone they want to.

      Polyamory != Polygamy

      And, yes, polyamoriyseems to translate to open relationships.
      I know some people who are into that. Whatever floats your boat, I guess.

      --

      "First lesson," Jon said. "Stick them with the pointy end."
    5. Re:Sex tips by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It might help him to flash some cash.

  40. Google test of GandhiCon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    GandhiCon: 779 hits
    GandhiCon -eric -raymond -esr: 681 hits

    At most 13% of all uses references Eric Raymond.

    1. Re:Google test of GandhiCon by edashofy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Nope, it's actually blog pollution:

      gandhicon -eric -raymond -esr -"welcome to gandhicon 4": 15 hits

      The original source (a blog entry by Doc Searls) involves a conversation between the author and Raymond. So, it looks like there are only two people actively using the term: Doc Searls and ESR.

    2. Re:Google test of GandhiCon by bazmonkey · · Score: 3, Insightful

      At most 13% of all uses references Eric Raymond.

      That would be a good point if all uses of words were contained in Google. I mean, really, just sit back and think of how many strange phrases ('tard, pwn, derf, etc.) that NEVER leave verbal speech, IRC channels, and if you're one of those Windows jack-offs (no offense), Battle.net. Would you ever make a webpage with that language? Hell, even "brb", in all its widespread use, has only 216,000 hits, many of which are for labor organizations and the Biometric Research Branch and such. I think I'VE used "brb" more times than that.

      Point is, most hacker jargon won't be found in an HTML page, anxiously awaiting Google webcrawlers to find it. The goal of the jargon file is to define words that most likely couldn't be found anywhere else. The whole point of it is that when you hear some arcane word in IRC, and you search google, and you go "I can't find this definition for this damn word!", the jargon file has you covered. At the same time, jargon that is in large webpage use may be a rarity in actual speech. Google just doesn't answer the question.

    3. Re:Google test of GandhiCon by autopr0n · · Score: 1

      That would be a good point if all uses of words were contained in Google. I mean, really, just sit back and think of how many strange phrases ('tard, pwn, derf, etc.) that NEVER leave verbal speech, IRC channels, and if you're one of those Windows jack-offs (no offense), Battle.net.

      tard pwn (j00) derf

      Besides, 'tard' 'pwn' and 'derf' are hardly all that common. Definetly less common then 'apache' or 'xbox' or 'dot-bomb', none of which apperan in the jargon file.

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    4. Re:Google test of GandhiCon by bazmonkey · · Score: 1

      Definetly less common then 'apache' or 'xbox' or 'dot-bomb', none of which apperan in the jargon file.

      They were examples, I wasn't about to sift through the jargon file looking for perfect examples to write a /. comment.

      And anyway, I cringe at the thought of an xbox user or someone who runs a webserver thinking they're hackers.

    5. Re:Google test of GandhiCon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      They were examples, I wasn't about to sift through the jargon file looking for perfect examples to write a /. comment.
      of course you weren't, otherwise you'd find there aren't any except for the ones ESR has just added.
  41. Not the only one by anthonyx · · Score: 1
    Since you got this posted before I did.

    I'll just add that all the complaints about ESR's ego, bring to my mind how well he must have done in keeping his, supposedly gigantic, ego out of the orignal jargon file.

  42. A modest proposal by 3methylxanthine · · Score: 1

    I, myself, am curious why ANY ONE PERSON, would have such control over something like this. My suggestion is to make the f^cking thing WikiWiki, and let the whole hacker community edit it and add to it. Donâ(TM)t know why the hell it wasnâ(TM)t done that way in the first place. Thereâ(TM)s no denying itâ(TM)s right in line with ERSâ(TM)s philosophy, so he should embrace it. He should, but he wonâ(TM)t. Heâ(TM)ll go against his very philosophy because he likes the power heâ(TM)s got now. And since he wonâ(TM)t, my suggestion would be to take the advice that don gives in the article. Fork the file, and make it the âtrueâ(TM) version by making it the collaborative voice of the entire community, and make ESRâ(TM)s little diatribe irrelevant.

    1. Re:A modest proposal by Pike65 · · Score: 1

      You're kidding, right?

      See how badly Slashdot gets trolled?

      At the end of the day you'd need some moderation or we'd just be replacing one guy who is considered by some/many/everyone-but-himself (delete as applicable) to be a muppet with a whole fscking Internet's worth of trolls.

      Unless of course you want to add moderation, and then it really would be just like Slashdot all over again . . .

      --
      "If being a geek means being passionate about something, then I pity those who aren't geeks." - Pike65
    2. Re:A modest proposal by TI-83 · · Score: 1

      at everything2, the jargon file has been stuck into the mishmash... where you are free to add on to nodes. and free to add nodes generally. I'm not saying this is a replacement, but as a resource, e2... has more stuff.

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      &&stuff;
  43. Yawn by Tanaan · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    ESR is a drooling retarded moron, you just have to watch "The Code" to see what I mean.

  44. Jargon FIle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting
    The first time I read the Jargon File many years ago, I spent several days reading it LMAO. The entries were both funny and insightful. When I read the entries that ESR has added, I had a hard time reading the egotistical bullshit without being completely disgusted. Releasing a new version for the "hanging chad" was a complete waste IMHO. WTH did that have to do with computers? It seems that more and more of the newer entries are politically related. The sad part is that they are neither funny nor insightful.

    About six months ago I looked for copies of the older versions of the Jargon File. That was not as easy as it sounds. I don't know if ESR has been intentionally ridding the internet of the older versions, but I wasn't too happy about how difficult they were to find. If the older versions of the Jargon File completely disappear, then a valuable part of computer history will be lost. In it's place will be the mindless, egotistical rants of someone who thinks the Open Source community revolves around himself.

    1. Re:Jargon FIle by SN74S181 · · Score: 1

      Please provide links to earlier versions of the Jargon File here, if you know where they are.

      I found one awhile back, too.

      (or are we just giving the historical-revisionists their targets by listning the URLs here??)

    2. Re:Jargon FIle by przemekkk · · Score: 2, Informative

      Something from 01 Jul 1992 can be found on AMINET:

      http://ftp.sunet.se/pub/aminet/docs/etext/jargn1 0. lha

      Not sure if it's old enough.

  45. AOL Response, and a proposed rule by Tony · · Score: 4, Insightful

    That's why I treasure my original copy of the GLS-edited Hacker's Dictionary...

    ME TOO!

    Seriously. I found "The Hacker's Dictionary" in a bookstore in Ketchikan, Alaska, in 1984. Until then, I felt as if I was the only geek in the world. After that, I realized I was the only geek in Alaska, and there was a real world Out There.

    If these allegations are true, and ESR is allowing editorial power to overcome the editor's responsibility to accurately reflect hacker culture, then this is a Very Bad Day for our collective family.

    I propose a new rule for the editor of the Jargon File: the editor cannot contribute entries, and instead is relegated to the role of researching and selecting entries, and possibly editing them for language and content (rather like TNT does to movies).

    However, as others have pointed out, the Jargon File is ESR's baby. If Guy L. Steele trusted him, I guess we have very little to say. The most we could do would be to fork the Jargon File and create a project called "The Hacker's Dictionary," with CVS access, an XML schema, etc.

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  46. For a second there... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thought you were gonna suggest eating him, which, though it would accomplish an admirable end, it would be quite difficult to find anyone to eat him, let alone touch him. I suggest sharks.

  47. Ethics of Free Software by leipold · · Score: 3, Informative
    A few years ago, Bertrand Meyer penned a fascinating article, "The Ethics of Free Software". (Printed in Software Development magazine (reg req'd), but mirrored many places including here and here.)

    Meyer criticizes the self-assumed ethical superiority of ESR, RMS, and others, and in particular notes the "gun evangelism" ESR intertwines with his open-source evangelism.

    This thoughtful article should be required reading for all overly-strident geeks.

    1. Re:Ethics of Free Software by antirename · · Score: 1

      From the article: One of the most visible results has been the Linux operating system, developed under the leadership of Linus Torvald and nominally available at no cost (although usually installed from a CD obtained, for a price, from a commercial company). Who does this guy work for? Just wondering, as most people I know just download the ISOs. He has an opinion, he has a viewpoint. He's welcome to both, and both are colored just like ESRs. Corporations might be adopting Linux, but Linux hardly fits the corporate model. Apologetic claptrap articles like the one referenced are not only unneccessary, they are embarassing. To use linux in a corporate/government environment (the important markets that need to be won) is just a little revolutionary. Win first, THEN apoligize. Meantime, ESR gets everyone plenty of publicity. Works for me :)

    2. Re:Ethics of Free Software by Jonathan · · Score: 1

      Who does this guy work for?

      Well, Bertrand Meyer is a CS professor (having posts at UCSB and Monash University), but more to the point he has a company which tries to commerialize his "Effiel" programming language. Meyer was annoyed that a group (amusingly, from Meyer's native France) made an free version of Effiel. Meyer then saw fit to attack the icons of free software in revenge. Pretty childish, really.

    3. Re:Ethics of Free Software by antirename · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the info... he seemed to be pushing Linux as a "commercial system usually installed from purchased media". In my experience that isn't the case. Yes, I buy box sets, but I do that to show support. I still download off a mirror for the latest (Anyone know where NASA's went, BTW). Bertrand Meyer is just as guilty as ESR of trying to twist the culture to fit his mold. More guilty, in my opinion, as this mold is apparently targeted at CIOs. My CIO doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground. Does yours? Ever wonder why those IBM salespeople that swarm on you in groups of 12 or more use so many buzzwords that don't really mean anything in terms of a company-specific, complex project? The do it because it works on your CIO. He read that buzzword somewhere in a trade rag. That's the audience Meyer is targeting. (Get your CIO talking about SysV with an IBM sales droid sometime... especially if you are talking engineering workstations... trust me, it's fun. See, the IBM guy won't tell the CIO he's a moron, and they will BOTH have a lot of harmless fun throwing buzzwords around).

    4. Re:Ethics of Free Software by MrGrendel · · Score: 1
      That article is nothing more than a vast collection of logical fallacies. It could be used in an introductory philosophy class to demonstrate how not to frame an argument. BM (very fitting initials, IMO) should be ashamed of himself for publishing this drivel.

      A case in point: BM goes on at length criticizing the arguments of the Free software movement in general, and RMS in particular. The problem here is that in the beginning of the article, BM produces his own definition of "free" software (based on 'free of cost'), notes that the BM definition differs from the RMS definition (based on 'freedom to modify and redistribute'), and then goes on to criticize RMS's arguments based on the BM definition of "free software." Of course the arguments for Free software are incoherent and ridiculous if the wrong definition of "free" is used! That's why RMS provided the definition in the first place. I don't remember the technical term for this type of argument, but I call it the bait-and-switch argument. It is one of the most offensive logical fallicies because it is always deliberate, and is always used to spread misinformation (lies) about the opponent's opinions (even worse than a strawman argument).

      The gun stuff is nothing more than a red herring. I agree that ESR is a gun nut, but what does that have to do with Free software? Absolutely nothing. It's just a shallow attempt to slander the Free software and Open Source communities with the (unrelated) opinions of an extremist.

    5. Re:Ethics of Free Software by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let me guess... you were (are?) on the debate team, huh?

    6. Re:Ethics of Free Software by MrGrendel · · Score: 1

      No, I'm just a Pompous Ass (tm). That still doesn't make BM any more correct.

    7. Re:Ethics of Free Software by FreeSoftwareZealot · · Score: 1

      When you said that BM should be ashamed of himself, I thought to myself, "don't I have this on my disk, as 'Bertrand Meyer Bullshit' or similar?".

      Looked. The file's bertrand.meyer.sd.bullshit.

      And yes, I'd say it's deliberate. Because I can't bring myself to believe that BM is stupid (stupidity vs malice, cf RAH's "don't ascribe to malice", though I don't buy *that* even)

  48. Nah ... by zonix · · Score: 3, Funny

    Nah, that's just plain old ESR (a bit younger and thinner, though).

    I'd say this picture shows more of a metamorphosis. :-)

    z
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    1. Re:Nah ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Watch out! He's gonna throw us a Windows XP CD!!!!

    2. Re:Nah ... by sharkey · · Score: 1

      Agent Double-Oh Zero?

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  49. Where does Raymond get off changing this? by Animats · · Score: 3, Informative

    Where does Raymond get off claiming authority over the "Hacker's Dictionary". He's not even mentioned in the original edition. The real "Hacker's Dictionary", of course, comes from the MIT AI Lab, and the MIT Jargon File. The original book publication was in 1983 (Steele, Guy. New York, Harper & Row, ISBN 0-06-091082-8). That's the Hacker's Dictionary. Everything else is popular trash by people who weren't there.

    1. Re:Where does Raymond get off changing this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      That's the Hacker's Dictionary. Everything else is popular trash by people who weren't there.

      No, that was the popular jargon in 1983. Are you suggesting language doesn't evolve in 20 years? Dude, you're so fscking unhip.

    2. Re:Where does Raymond get off changing this? by GigsVT · · Score: 1

      Everything else is popular trash by people who weren't there.

      Because we all know, nothing exciting has happened in the computer world in the last 20 years.

      Hacker culture is more alive today than ever. We have Linux, a shining example of what can be accomplished with the hacker philosophy. BSD is still around too, and actively maintained, an example of how even obselete code that is still useful to a couple people can live on, far after commercial viability has faded.

      These are the good old days. The last three years has seen a huge surge in open source and free software popularity and development. Linux, for better or worse, has been a huge commercial success in the server and developer markets.

      Regarding ESR... I don't think it's unreasonable to expect an editor's personality to show through in a document they edit. I don't hear people bashing Knuth for his eccentric views that show through in his works.

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  50. Not surprising by The+Bungi · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I always found his weird rant rather amusing. For example:
    Bill Gates has pissed me off from day one. [...]when his track record suggests that he wouldn't know a decent design idea or a well-written hunk of code if it bit him in the face. He's made his billions selling elaborately sugar-coated crap that runs like a pig on Quaaludes, crashes at the drop of an electron, and has set the computing world back by at least a decade.
    Especially amusing is the fact that the "sugar coated crap that runs like a pig on Quaaludes" and "crashes at the drop of an electron" could be applied to Linux (and Unix and the *BSDs) just as well, especially if the user doesn't know what he's doing. Oh, but wait - "has set the computing world back by at least a decade". We're not talking mom and pop users here, now are we? What is "the computing world"? Not the rarefied heights of academic computing, surely?

    And where was the open/free graphical OS back in 1991? To compete with Windows 3.1 and the Mac? With things like PageMaker and WordPerfect and Excel and so on?

    Especially amusing is this:

    but I do mind that he peddles himself as the ultimate hacker and God's own gift to technology
    It always seemed to me that he's describing himself.
    1. Re:Not surprising by antirename · · Score: 0

      Are you arguing with his take on the stability of Windows? I wouldn't. I agree completely. And mom and pop users? You know, I'm all for linux on the desktop, but some people just should not have computers. The "Mom and Pop" users running Windows 98 on cable connections are the vector for the internet's worst diseases... the dumbasses wind up with zombie machines doing DOS attacks over cable modems, firing off viruses at random, and then calling YOU when they can't download the pictures of the grandkids fast enough. Fuck it. Fork the whole internet, at least for non-business use, and let people that buy computers based on that Dell commercial that they saw fend for themselves. And yes, I'm annoyed right now. Trying to fix a box that HAD up to date antivirus on it. The idiot girl *UNINSTALLED IT* to see what the attachment did... but of course she doesn't want to lose anything. AND it's Windows ME, which networking never worked right before she fucked it up. So yeah, the "sugar coated pig on Qualuudes" sounds about right to me.

    2. Re:Not surprising by uncadonna · · Score: 1
      always found his weird rant rather amusing.

      Well, at least we know that you aren't astroturfing. What a great link! Thanks for the href!

      --
      mt
    3. Re:Not surprising by r00tarded · · Score: 1

      Bill Gates wrote Sendmail?

    4. Re:Not surprising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      rofl

      This is really funny if you've ever had the misfortune of tracking the (incredibly small amount of) work ESR has contributed. Security? Stability? Hah!

      Who better to write "The Art of UNIX Programming," than someone that has a fairly limited understanding of the majority of the material it claims to cover?

    5. Re:Not surprising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, any time anyone rants, they are in fact talking about themselves. Keep this in mind and watch how often it happens. It's quite amusing. Freud got atl east one thing right. Emotional stress (like ranting) can make you reveal more about yourself that you realise while you are doing it.

    6. Re:Not surprising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're not seriously calling Sendmail sugar-coated are you? Or is there some other program by that name? Like, say, one that *doesn't* (at least in native sendmail.cf format) expect its routing rules to be written in BrainFuck?

      Yeah, I know, it's like seventeen times easier if you use the M4 macros. Which still makes it complex enough to make your head explode. The best I've ever managed to do is whack some stuff at random into the M4 files, m4 'em, fix some stuff in .cf that the m4 files missed, and hope like frickin' jaysus on fire that nothing actually purely evil got left (or put) in. And they wonder why people leave SMTP relays open...

  51. Actually they have 2500 Farad capacitors now. by Sdrawcab · · Score: 1

    http://www.maxwell.com/ultracapacitors/products/PC 2500.html

    1. Re:Actually they have 2500 Farad capacitors now. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Crikey! Where were those when I was in high school?

  52. tuxedo.org by Russ+Nelson · · Score: 1

    Actually, the fellow who was giving space on tuxedo.org for Eric kicked him off in the obviously impolite manner that you can see from your link. Rather than insert a redirect to catb.org, or put in his own explanation for why he broke all of Eric's URLs, he's just redirecting to J. Random pages. Jerk. Eric is in fact still hosting the definitive version.

    --
    Don't piss off The Angry Economist
    1. Re:tuxedo.org by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, the fellow who was giving space on tuxedo.org for Eric kicked him off in the obviously impolite manner that you can see from your link. Rather than insert a redirect to catb.org, or put in his own explanation for why he broke all of Eric's URLs, he's just redirecting to J. Random pages. Jerk.

      I'll add your name to the list of people who are asking to get sued for defamation. When you write things which are false, then call the person a jerk, you are asking to get sued as well as flamed for being an idiot. When you call someone a jerk, you had better get your facts right!

      The facts are Eric moved his pages after his attempts of obtaining tuxedo.org failed. He attempted to obtain tuxedo.org with ARROGANT bullying, threats of lawsuit, and a threat of telling the world I am an asshole. Ericâ(TM)s behavior was that of a spoiled brat. Childish behavior like that should not be rewarded. Two weeks after he moved his pages, I started redirecting traffic to a number of different sites including techp.org, fsf.org, eff.orgâ¦

      Did you happen to read the retraction that was posted on LWN after someone else posted other BS and unfounded name calling?

    2. Re:tuxedo.org by eXtro · · Score: 1

      The facts are Eric moved his pages after his attempts of obtaining tuxedo.org failed. He attempted to obtain tuxedo.org with ARROGANT bullying, threats of lawsuit, and a threat of telling the world I am an asshole. Ericâ(TM)s behavior was that of a spoiled brat. Childish behavior like that should not be rewarded. Two weeks after he moved his pages, I started redirecting traffic to a number of different sites including techp.org, fsf.org, eff.orgâ¦

      Well, then make it known. It's your responsibility to make the story known, not Eric's and the there is especially no responsibility on a random stranger to know your story.

      I'll add your name to the list of people who are asking to get sued for defamation. When you write things which are false, then call the person a jerk, you are asking to get sued as well as flamed for being an idiot. When you call someone a jerk, you had better get your facts right!

      Way to counter arrogant bullying and threats of lawsuits with yet more arrogant bullying and threats of lawsuits. Jackass.

      N.B. this is not defamation, you have proven yourself a jackass.
    3. Re:tuxedo.org by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, then make it known. It's your responsibility to make the story known, not Eric's and the there is especially no responsibility on a random stranger to know your story.

      I can understand why people want to know the whole story, but that by itself isn't enough reason to tell everyone everything.

      And I did post some comments on LWN about this story. It remains to be seen whether or not I tell the whole story.

      Way to counter arrogant bullying and threats of lawsuits with yet more arrogant bullying and threats of lawsuits. Jackass.

      Your points illustrates why it might be better to say nothing. If I call esr a self centered lying asshole and I can prove it, so what â" it is all too easy for the thing to turn into something completely unproductive.

      I didn't say I was going to sue. I said I'll add his name to a list of people who are asking to get sued. That means he deserves to get sued, not that I will sue. I have never sued anyone nor I have I been sued by anyone - I think I would rather keep it that way.

      Furthermore I do not have a responsibility to tell everyone the whole story. I do think I have some responsibility to correct false statements about the facts when they refer to me personally.

      N.B. this is not defamation, you have proven yourself a jackass.

      It appears to me that your comments are only your opinions and are not relevant to the facts â" classic flame tactics. Since they are your opinion and do not contain something false about the facts - it is not defamation, but IANAL so my limited understanding of defamation could be wrong.

      Chuck
  53. How apropos... by moody834 · · Score: 1
    Right at the bottom of my page:
    Nothing is easier than to denounce the evildoer; nothing is more difficult than to understand him. - Fyodor Dostoevski
    FWIW, I think that ESR should stick to terms in common use, and should be gracious enough to fully justify anything he would put in the JF regardin so-called hacker culture.

    Documentation makes the code (of ethics) easier to read, Eric.
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    /* * We did not get what we need .. we cannot sleep ..
    1. Re:How apropos... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ya gotta be kiddin' - understand ESR. I like the quote from ol' Dosty there, but it doesn't really apply here. People are not bitching because ESR is doing something wrong. People are bitching because they understand ESR - and he is doing the usual ESR thing. I mean I love the guy! If ESR ran for US president I would vote for him that is how much understanding I have of him

      - ESR

  54. That's "free" as in... by eggboard · · Score: 1

    That's free as in free association, not free as in free to be you and me, as he never said.

    --
    Freelance tech journalist for the Economist, MIT Technology Review, Macworld, and others
  55. SCO case, hell yes he's paid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    ESR is on retainer to IBM making money hand over fucking fist as a consultant on the SCO case. I'm not going to say how I know this, and I'm posting as an AC. But suffice to say, yes he's getting paid, and paid VERY well.

    1. Re:SCO case, hell yes he's paid by OwnerOfWhinyCat · · Score: 1

      Cool. That's great to hear. If the paper was produced for hire, then it should be held to a higher standard of perfection. So perhaps his inaccurate statements regarding the capabilities of Unixware should have been better researched.

      However, (you knew it was coming), I would have to suggest that the "Get it perfect before releasing it" paradigm is not as effective as the "release early, release often" one [evidence]. I didn't catch his SCO rebuttal until it had been "in the wild" for some time, but from what little I know of the flaws that were fixed, it sounds like the real fault would be if he didn't mark the first released draft as ".9 RC5" and welcome comments. If he didn't do such a thing and he's making large sums of money on this, then I can be dissappointed with his thoroughness.

      If he did, then it would seem like behavior extremely consistent with the "Bazaar" methodologies he's well known to espouse. In fact, adhereing to the "Cathedral" model in this development and thereby denying the value of peer review would have seemed a bit ironic. Whether he did or didn't mark the paper Beta, he did respond to community input and alter to suit.

    2. Re:SCO case, hell yes he's paid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, we need a "release early, release crap, release often" strategy applied to documents presuming to be authoritative. Afterall, stable kernel release spew forth like crap from your mouth, right?

  56. Bleh by Jonathan · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Unfortunately, Betrand Meyer is probably one of the few people *more* bombastic and annoying than ESR. Really, there is nothing of interest in Meyer's bogus ad hominem attack against ESR. I don't like guns either, but what in the hell does that have to do with software?

    And the whole "Tartuffe" attack against RMS was just sickening. Does anyone have any evidence that RMS is *not* sincere? Just because a famous French play showed that some noble-seeming people are hypocrites, doesn't mean that all are hypocrites.

  57. Russ! by chrisd · · Score: 2, Insightful
    If I had to nominate anyone to take over administration of the jargon file (as if that job actually exists in the first place) Russ would be at the top of my list., Russ controlling some jargon/wiki thing where everyone can fold, spindle and multilate the thing to their hearts desire.


    Chrisd

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    Co-Editor, Open Sources
    Open Source Program Manager, Google, Inc.
    1. Re:Russ! by Russ+Nelson · · Score: 1

      Well, that's sort-of what it was in the first place: just a file on an ITS filesystem that anybody could access and change. The problem was that back then, there was only a few thousand people on the net. Only one of them was a kook, and everybody just kept him away from anything fragile and/or valuable. Now, with over a billion people on the Internet (if you believe the spam I got this morning from someone trying to sell email address lists), there's like a million kooks, and well, you don't WANT to know what I found on the gnuradio wiki page yesterday. I mean, you really DON'T want to know.
      -russ

      --
      Don't piss off The Angry Economist
    2. Re:Russ! by 42forty-two42 · · Score: 1

      Only one of them was a kook, and everybody just kept him away from anything fragile and/or valuable.

      Not everything, apparently.
  58. Ok, ideas for an alternative? by kien · · Score: 5, Insightful
    I see much wailing and gnashing of teeth against ESR because it is perceived that:

    • He is changing the jargon file

    • and
    • He is skewing it to match his own beliefs/interets.


    You can keep the personal attacks...I don't buy them because they seem to spring from either long-held grudges or unsubstantiated claims against Eric's character.

    What bothers me is the apparent willingness of this community to attack a person that has done a lot to bring us all here in the first place. If you don't like ESR's version of the jargon file, feel free to fork your own, or email ESR with your specific complaints and work it out.

    I'm not disappointed that Taco posted this story because it's not a bad idea to question those we consider leaders in this loose society that is the FOSS community...but I'm surprised and a bit disappointed at how quickly we turn into a bunch of sharks willing to devour each other. The tinfoil-hat-wearing conspiracy theory part of my brain thinks that any proprietary-software-funded trolls have certainly earned their money in this thread.

    --K.
    --
    Sig: Bad people happen. Try to avoid being one of them.
    1. Re:Ok, ideas for an alternative? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      ESR is the most egotistic person I've ever met in my life. During his talk at a local LUG, he kept on implying that he started not only the Open Source revolution, but had a hand in Linux, GPL, and creating the Internet. RMS is also pretty egotistical, and truthfully, downright *weird*, but he has a legitimate claim to the Free (as in speech) revolution. Maddog is downright humble. So were the MySQL creators, Apache developers, and folks like Robert Love. It's ESR's constant self-promotion that really makes me think of him as some vain actor.

      Yes, there's a lot of politics involved. But I think it was his rampant egotism that sunk his kernel config patches more than technical merit. Seriously, my guess is that no one wanted to fan his flames and give him something to boast about. "Yes, the kernel is OK, but it's the configuration utility that really made it work for the enterprise. Oh, I did that. Nyah nyah nyah."

    2. Re:Ok, ideas for an alternative? by golgotha007 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      i've met and talked at length with some of the biggest names in the business: Maddog, Torvalds, Stallman, even Redhat's Bob Young.

      but i gotta tell you, the most pleasant experience i had was discussing the future of open source with the very humble Bruce Perens.

      if you see Bruce at an expo or somewhere else, introduce yourself and have a chat. you won't be disappointed and i promise you will walk away a smarter person.

    3. Re:Ok, ideas for an alternative? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      It's ESR's constant self-promotion that really makes me think of him as some vain actor.

      I think you hit the nail on the head. You do know that he considers himself an actor?

      Quoting from his website:

      I enjoy playing live-action role-playing games (LARPs). If you are a LARP organizer, you may be interested in my LARP resume.

      Then, quoting from his LARP resume:

      I consider myself a skilled and veteran player suitable for major and even leading roles

      I first ran into this guy when trying to figure out what the fuss was about his CML2...it takes you about 2 minutes of reading anything he has written to figure out what he's all about...and that is: himself!

  59. Great by CausticWindow · · Score: 2, Funny

    Now if people would just stop saying "It's called cracker, not hacker. Teh jargon file even says so."

    --
    How small a thought it takes to fill a whole life
    1. Re:Great by loudici · · Score: 1

      talking about cracker.. i think i found the book ESR gets his wisdom from.

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      Dev elpizw tipota, dev phoboumai tipota eimai lephteros http://euclidian.org
  60. The Truth Behind ESR's Sex Tips by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Eric Raymond sat at his computer terminal, the blue glow bathing his balding scalp in radiation. Using his favorite open-source tools, he gave a final review of the portable network graphics image. Eric smiled subconsciouly at the face beaming back at him - an old, black and white photo of Ricardo Montalban, made up for his groundbreaking role as Armando in Escape from the Planet of the Apes.

    Eric gave the image a final cropping, trimming it down to the bare essentials before saving it to the 3.2 gigabyte Fujitsu hard drive paid for with his newfound wealth. Using more open-source tools, he attached the image to his GPL'ed ICQ client and sent the image to the fourteen year old girl nicknamed CherryDeelite.

    He waited patiently.

    "wow, u r a hotee," came the reply.

    Eric smiled and wiped back a few greasy strands of hair with his sweating and trembling hand. Quickly, he prepared his notebook of sex-tips and dipped his quil into a bottle of freshly-opened ink.

    "thanx, u r 2 ;)," he replied.

    "who is ur fave backstreet boy?"

    Eric turned even more pale than normal. His mind reeled. Without thinking, he blurted out the first name he thought of, "Ringo."

    A long pause greeted him. He wiped the perspiration from his forhead.

    "u r funee!"

    Eric breathed a sigh of relief. He grabbed his quil and scribbled in his sex-tips notebook, "women like humor."

    "what is ur fave subject in school?"

    An easy one, "open-source software."

    "wow, u must be smart!"

    "women like intelligence," he noted.

    And then he finds out the cute teen girl is really RMS and he becomes gay or something.

    yawn

  61. I think you may be right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Some links

    http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=63272&cid=58 94 139

    "My little town has a eight little churches"

    "heated but friendly arguments over MVPs like Bruce, Eric, and Richard"

    http://www.catb.org/~esr/personal.html

    "I live in Malvern, Pennsylvania"

    http://www.churchangel.com/WEBPA/malvern.htm

    Reading the account's comments, it has an "us vs. them" attitude WRT open source, and claims long-time involvement, yet it's a very recent account. Oh, and most damning of all, ESR has a cat.

  62. Re:Something is your friend... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    whoever moderated you as flamebait was metamod unfair.

  63. Look, he may be a bit cracked but by uncadonna · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Raymond is still immensely interesting. Just apply a judicious filter here and there.

    "Gandhicon" may not be a word in common use, but it has a lot of nice features. Why should WSR not be able to use his position of influence on hacker vocabulary to expose neologisms he likes?

    Take everything he says with a grain of salt. Hell, take everything anyone says with a grain of salt. (Except maybe Linus himself. All hail Linus.)

    Raymond says a lot of silly things and a lot of interesting things. Do you think the right way to respond to this is to ask him to shut up? The cost of silly things is small compared to the benefit of interesting things. Raymond easily manages a high enough ratio that it's worth paying attention to him.

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    mt
    1. Re:Look, he may be a bit cracked but by Saint+Aardvark · · Score: 1

      Thanks for one of the sanest replies I've seen in this article.

    2. Re:Look, he may be a bit cracked but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's thinking differently! Get him!

    3. Re:Look, he may be a bit cracked but by Monkius · · Score: 1

      I agree with the plea for reasonableness.

      But, no, the integrity of a dictionary depends upon the commitment of the editor to record actual usage--and never to "expose neologisms he [sic] likes."

      The point is, that kind of editing is not description, but prescription. I'd like to see ESR give some thought to his scholarly responsibility in this instance.

      --
      Matt
    4. Re:Look, he may be a bit cracked but by macshit · · Score: 1

      Take everything he says with a grain of salt. Hell, take everything anyone says with a grain of salt. (Except maybe Linus himself. All hail Linus.)

      Actually one of Linus's more charming traits is that after arguing voraciously for his point, and calling everybody else idiots and morons for believing otherwise, he'll quickly and cheerfully admit he was wrong once someone shows that to be the case. [to tell the truth, RMS also has this property -- if you make a convincing case -- something which I think few people appreciate]

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      We live, as we dream -- alone....
  64. ESR no more biased than NTK by avdi · · Score: 0, Interesting

    Let's be fair here, this is a case of the pot calling the kettle black. I used to read NTK until I got sick of the snotty political commentary they tended to work into many of of their (quite interesting and witty) reports. In particular, IIRC, they've always been fond of slinging mud at ESR, who's views happen to be about as far as you can get from the generally leftist slant of NTK. There's no question that ESR puts his own spin on just about everything he does, but NTK calling him on it is a bit like IndyMedia accusing CNN of being "controlled by the Man". I don't really expect neutral content from either source.

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    1. Re:ESR no more biased than NTK by sander · · Score: 1

      But unlike NTK, the jargon file is not supposed to be a news outlet or reflect somebodies personal ideas but document common use. So your claims are entirely unreasonable and without any merit.

  65. politics by loudici · · Score: 5, Funny

    Someone should tell ESR there are hackers outside of Texas. Neo Conservatism is virtually inexistant in Europe, where the corporate brain washing procedures are much less developped than they are in ESR's trailer park, and have to actually compete with a working education system.

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    Dev elpizw tipota, dev phoboumai tipota eimai lephteros http://euclidian.org
    1. Re:politics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Remember when Slashdotheads used to kneejerk praise ESR and deny RMS?

      if newbie
      age += 5
      clue++

    2. Re:politics by ocelotbob · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Maybe you need to stop worshipping the church of the state and get some facts straight. I disagree with some of ESR's politics, but claiming he lives in a trailer park in Texas is both inaccurate and borderlines on slander. Get your facts right before you flame, you moronic state-worshipping leftist. Oh wait, there I go being redundant...

      --

      Marxism is the opiate of dumbasses

    3. Re:politics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      So explain to me what all you flag worshipping yellow ribbon tying jingoist warmongers are doing?

      Worshipping the state.

      Don't you know people on the left are internationalists?

      Go put some God Bless Our Troops bumper stickers on your SUV or something ok ass.

    4. Re:politics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The neocons are most certainly not Texas rednecks, they are smart but rather Machiavellian people.

      They don't exist in Europe since their ideology mostly revolves around US foreign policy. The term was coined to refer to certain US advisors and think tanks, all of whom support the US using force to shape the world as they'd like to see it.

      Three common foreign policy philosophies in the US are international cooperation (favored by liberals), isolationism (favored by traditional conservatives, at least up to 9/11) and a US-lead world order (favored by neocons). Bush is a traditional conservative who currently happens to be pushing a neocon agenda and has strong neocon influences in his administration.

  66. Have any of you *read* the Jargon file recently? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He's been doing this FOR YEARS.

    It's very easy to see an agenda by it's editor when you read the Jargon file. Problem is, there's a lot of good stuff in there that isn't poisoned by ESR...yet. Hope someone made a copy before he became a maintainer.

  67. The OED has its problems too by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

    The latest OED also seems to have trouble with adding some slang terms that are obscure or will quickly vanish from common use.

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  68. I peed on ESR's lawn once. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One rainy night, I was on Warren Avenue in Malvern, PA, walking towards the Septa station...

    And... I really had to go the the bathroom. Badly. But. The closest public bathroom was at Anthony's Pizza, some blocks down.

    So I peed on somebody's lawn.

    I'm pretty sure it was his.

    Though I've never met the man.

    1. Re:I peed on ESR's lawn once. by Jay+Maynard · · Score: 1

      Oh, that explains the funny-shaped bush in his front yard.

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  69. He didn't make it up by Russ+Nelson · · Score: 1

    Okay, Eric *might* have coined the term GandhiCon, but I've heard quite a number of other people cite the Gandhi quote as an explanation for the Linux adoption process.
    -russ

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    Don't piss off The Angry Economist
  70. Re: Fork? by loudici · · Score: 1

    are you just talking or do you really want to do it? anybody else interested in reclaiming that project from the malignant hands of ESR?

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    Dev elpizw tipota, dev phoboumai tipota eimai lephteros http://euclidian.org
  71. A Rule of Thumb by ByTor-2112 · · Score: 4, Funny

    As a general rule, anyone in the OSS community who is referred to by their 3 initials is likely to be nuts.

    1. Re:A Rule of Thumb by zerOnIne · · Score: 1

      As a general rule, anyone in the OSS community who is referred to by their 3 initials is likely to be nuts.

      I agree. BT2 is definitely right-on with this one.

      --
      09
    2. Re:A Rule of Thumb by Our+Man+In+Redmond · · Score: 3, Funny

      So, what's the third initial for "Commander Taco"?

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      Someone you trust is one of us.
    3. Re:A Rule of Thumb by DataCannibal · · Score: 0

      I'm afraid he's stuck with four initials
      The other two are U and N

      thank you for watching,

      --
      No but, yeah but, no but...
  72. Folks, just live with it by hpeg · · Score: 2, Interesting

    He's the maintainer, he has the power, he uses it. Show me the guy who wouldn't put in some of their own stuff and their own views. I would, and so would 99.9% of people.

  73. For another example... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was recently reading the rough draft to ESR's 'The Art of Unix Programming' (or something like that) which is available on his website. The guy certainly has the right to write whatever he wants, but there were a couple of comments in the 'history of Unix' (or something like that) part that came off as really self-aggrandizing. Mention of The Cathedral and the Bazaar is very important, but as far as I can tell ESR really overstated the importance of OSI and his open-source definition. According to ESR the 1998 conference which decided on the definition was some sort of seminal moment in the history of software, but as a geek who was around at the time, I can't say I even remember it.

  74. Neo Conservatism? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    *sigh* http://www.everything2.com?node=Neoconservative.

    Neoconservatives tend not to own guns.

    1. Re:Neo Conservatism? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That has to be the thickest amount of outright bile I've ever seen in everything2.com. I'm not a neocon, but that is so biased as to be outright useless for demonstrating a point to another party.

  75. How about this? by BarakMich · · Score: 3, Funny

    Here's a new word for you --- "ESRhole"

    ESRhole - one who takes command of something, proclaiming himself God and is no longer subject to criticism. ...or something like that.

    As for applicable fixes, wget yourself a mirror of v4.2 here

    I know, it's still got a bit of ESR in there, but it's free from the latest bugs, and so therefore more easily cleaned... ..which I hope somebody will do:

    Fork it! *kerrack* Fork it good!

    With the slightly older version, all one needs to do is set up a new tribunal or something to clean it, repost it, and then add to it as a team. Split the power three or five ways-- hold monthly or bimonthly meetings to discuss submissions, and Make It So.

    THAT would be a Good Thing.

    Barak Michener

    1. Re:How about this? by Gawyn · · Score: 0
      Fork it! *kerrack* Fork it good!

      With the slightly older version, all one needs to do is set up a new tribunal or something to clean it, repost it, and then add to it as a team. Split the power three or five ways-- hold monthly or bimonthly meetings to discuss submissions, and Make It So.


      Sure, I'll take up the challenge. I can't promise to immediately start working on it, but I shall, in my spare time (within the next few weeks or month), work on diffing v4.2 with newer versions, to pick up anything important.

      From there, I'm open to suggestions on how to proceed from there with a non-ESR version.
  76. Original Hackers Dictionary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    The pre-ESR version of the Hacker's Dictionary is online as well. http://www.dourish.com/goodies/jargon.html

  77. Article Summary by Elias+Israel · · Score: 4, Insightful

    For those too busy to read the article summary above, here's a summary summary:

    "ESR bias bad; hee-sa like capitalism-sa.

    Slashdot bias good; we-sa no like capitalism-sa, we-sa liberal-sa."

    Seriously, if the editors of Slashdot bitching about someone else's editorial bias isn't an example of the pot calling the kettle black, then I have no idea what is.

    1. Re:Article Summary by Platinum+Dragon · · Score: 1

      Out of curiosity, what's with all the whining about Slashdot being full of Marxist America-haters, when half the time I see comments by people who are definitely not Marxist America-haters?

      Must be that "liberal media bias" I keep hearing about from Rush Limbaugh, Michael Savage, and Fox News.

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    2. Re:Article Summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No emads.

  78. ESR makes me sick by qwerbus · · Score: 1

    I can't believe this guy. He thinks he's God or something. I started reading "The Cathedral and the Bazaar" a week ago, and still haven't finished it. I couldn't read more than a page at a time because it was so dripping with his egoism. I mean, it makes me sick to read that stuff.

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    1. Re:ESR makes me sick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps you should get the perscription for your corrective eyewear checked. Getting sick while reading is not a symptom to take lightly.

  79. And this comes as a surprise because? by Doktor+Memory · · Score: 4, Interesting

    A few years back at Geekfest in Cambridge (MA), a co-worker of mine observed ESR telling a local newspaper reporter with a straight face that all geeks are libertarians. I don't think that the idea that every single last one of his fellow engineers might not subscribe to every last one of his pet political causes would ever occur to the man.

    Raymond has always been an egomaniac blowhard with a self-opinion exceeding his actual worth by several orders of magnitude, and if you don't believe me, just ask any member of the linux kernel mailing list.

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    1. Re:And this comes as a surprise because? by moranar · · Score: 1
      Raymond has always been an egomaniac blowhard with a self-opinion exceeding his actual worth by several orders of magnitude, and if you don't believe me, just ask any member of the linux kernel mailing list.

      [sarcasm]The poster of the parent post is a total jerk. And if you don't believe me, ask any of his past girlfriends.[/sarcasm]

      Seriously, I don't like his political opinions, I don't like his answering on this thread as a third person (see Owner of a Whiny Cat thread here) to defend himself, and I don't like to see his personal opinions sprinkled on the Jargon File. I accept the latter only because he does a great amount of necessary work... And because I'm human to know anybody in a position of power sooner or later takes some advantage out of it.

      If you don't like what he's doing, write to him stating what you want. I don't like projects forking, so I don't suggest it, but feel free if you are prepared to make the effort. I can't take on the Jargon File, but am prepared to write him a letter saying my mind on this.

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  80. Dangerous by The+Tyro · · Score: 1

    If only someone had taught him to keep his finger off the trigger...

    To be fair, I'm certain a gun enthusiast like ESR knows better; still, it sucks to have your lapse in gun safety photographed and spread across the internet.

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    1. Re:Dangerous by jcast · · Score: 1

      Maybe I'm just prejudiced, but I don't think his finger is on the trigger.

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    2. Re:Dangerous by Jay+Maynard · · Score: 1

      No, but it should be outside the trigger guard.

      The best place for it is extended along the slide. That way, there's no question.

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    3. Re:Dangerous by Jay+Maynard · · Score: 1

      ESR demonstrates the proper technique in another picture.

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    4. Re:Dangerous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Note: this post is intended to advocate the violent overthrow of the US or any other government."

      Does the secret anarchist cabal to which you belong count as a government?

    5. Re:Dangerous by jcast · · Score: 1

      No, partly because we don't have the power to collect taxes from anyone (nor do we wish to). This is what differentiates us from the Spanish left-`anarchists', btw.

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  81. My other 686 by grahamkg · · Score: 1

    ...is a Smith & Wesson.

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  82. It's GANDHI by shaunak · · Score: 1

    For what it's worth, the name's Gandhi, not Ghandi.

    Pronunciation from M-W.com

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  83. not the first time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This isn't the first time ESR has added the terms of his cronies to the Jargon File. In the last version he added a whole bunch of stuff from alt.mail.abuse.admins. It reeked of "5h0u75 o|_|T5 2 /\/\Y k-R4d |-|()m3 80y33Z!!@#!@#!@#!!"j

    1. Re:not the first time by Jay+Maynard · · Score: 1

      Blame that on me. You see, I took the time to note several terms that are in common use on news.admin.net-abuse.email, figure out good definitions for them, write them down, and then email them to him.

      There's nothing secret about any of that. Think there's jargon that needs to be added? Write it up and send it in!

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  84. hacker/cracker by evenprime · · Score: 1
    ESR's been doing this for years - ever since he took over maintenance of the Jargon File, he's been adding crap definitions that exist only to push his views.

    That is *SO* true. He's the one responsible for all the "the proper term is cracker" threads that break out here. The term cracker was *never* widely used. Old time computer nerds of any hat color were "hackers". According to was Obscure Images of the cDc:


    We would like to take a stand on this nonsense once and for all. We are of the firm opinon that the qualification for being a hacker is not something that can be stated on clear moral grounds. As far as we are concerned, crackers are something you eat.
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  85. Well, ESR is a dick by autopr0n · · Score: 1

    A couple of years ago I made a post complaining about ESR in general and the Jargon file specifically. One of ESR's 'claims to fame' was being the maintainer of the Jargon file, but he was doing a pretty poor job. It contained mostly obsolete terms, and missed out on obvious things like Quake, Apache, JDK (it has an entry for java, but simply said that it sucked and hackers would stay away from it.).

    Someone flamed me saying that it was for 'serious things', i.e. not quake, yet the file contained Nethack.

    The future of the Jargon file lays in places like everything2, which has far more information then the jargon file, and other computerized, database systems.

    To be honest, I really wish people simply stop talking about ESR and ignore him. Hopefully he'll go away.

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  86. The Truth Will Set You Free by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
  87. Who's seen the "Anti-Idiotarian Manifesto"? by sharv · · Score: 5, Insightful
    If you're interesting in seeing a bizarre rant by any measure, check out ESR's Anti-Idiotarian Manifesto. There's enough pretentious pseudo-intellectual terminology to make Noam Chomsky jealous: "reflexive anti-Americanism", "Islamo-fascist", "...be vigilant against the expedient lie", etc.

    What's an Idiotarian? To my way of interpreting this writing, it's basically anyone ESR or his adherents disgrees with. At first, an idiotarian is anyone who supports terrorists and tyrants, a/k/a the American Left. However, the screed goes on to assail the American Right, who are most often in support of eliminating terrorists and tyrants. So, yeah, anyone who doesn't subscribe to ESR's version of militant libertarianism is an idiotarian.

    A lot of people here were really beating up on ESR; I decided to my own checking and decided that the guy is veering dangerously close to Unabomber material. Guns, anarchy, manifestos against both political sides, whatever. Time to get a cabin in the woods and issue forth open-source decrees. Just don't wrap 'em around pipe bombs and everything will be okay.

    1. Re:Who's seen the "Anti-Idiotarian Manifesto"? by Paleomacus · · Score: 1

      I hadn't been to his personal site in a couple of years so I checked the site index. There was some really weird stuff about
      his sex life that none of us EVER wanted to know about.

      I first looked at his blog just recently,and oh my.

      The guns, the martial arts, and some of his writings were cool -- recently he's pushed it waaaay over the deep end.

    2. Re:Who's seen the "Anti-Idiotarian Manifesto"? by HighOrbit · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Actually he makes some good points in it. He rejects radical knee-jerk extremism either way.

      Basically, he says that the 9/11 attacks were heinous crimes, that the islamic terrorists want to destroy free thought and liberty (no news flash there), and that the reaction of both the Left and Right are wrong.

      He seems to thinks the Left is way too lost in its anti-Western multi-culturalism and "blame America First" ideology to the point of actually condoning the terrorist attacks. The Left asks "Why do the Arabs hate us?" and the the Left answers "It must be because America is bad/evil/racist/imperialist/etc/etc/etc". The Left is so consumed with the idea that America is racist, that they think 9/11 was America's fault and (not just apologize for) but justify the terrorists. The left thinks we need more diversity training so we can learn to respect the terrorist and where they come from. The Left never entertains the thought that the terrorists are bigots and are motivated by religous intolerrance and hate.

      He also seems to think that the Right's response is to over-react and set up a police state that unneccessarily eats away at our liberty (think about DoD's Total Information Awareness and national id cards). So he rejects the Right's attempt to change us domestically with more and more "security" measure that reduce our freedom.

      Instead, he seems to be saying... recognize that the threat is the terrorists and the states that support them. We need to fight them overseas, instead of setting up a police state here.

    3. Re:Who's seen the "Anti-Idiotarian Manifesto"? by Nutello · · Score: 1
      Basically, he says that the 9/11 attacks were heinous crimes, that the islamic terrorists want to destroy free thought and liberty (no news flash there)
      I have a news flash for you: the Statue of Liberty, arguably the most popular symbol of freedom and liberty worldwide, is right behind the corner from the WTC. Yet, the terrorists didn't bother with it. They rather flew TWO planes in the twin towers, which hardly were a symbol of liberty. Why?

      If you were a terrorist that wanted "to destroy free thought and liberty", what would you target?
    4. Re:Who's seen the "Anti-Idiotarian Manifesto"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ESR should just stick to writing cheesy manifestos and writing rejected kernel patches.

      His grasp of global socio-economic issues is rather sad.

    5. Re:Who's seen the "Anti-Idiotarian Manifesto"? by HighOrbit · · Score: 1

      If I was them with their twisted goals, I'd pick a target that would kill as many people as possible, like... oh... the biggest two buildings in town.

    6. Re:Who's seen the "Anti-Idiotarian Manifesto"? by Gumshoe · · Score: 1
      Basically, he says that the 9/11 attacks were heinous crimes, that the islamic terrorists want to destroy free thought and liberty (no news flash there), and that the reaction of both the Left and Right are wrong.


      How do you know they want to destroy "free thought and liberty"? I follow this stuff pretty closely and I've never heard any statement from an islamic terrorist organisation saying that they do.
    7. Re:Who's seen the "Anti-Idiotarian Manifesto"? by HighOrbit · · Score: 1

      Um.. because they want world-wide sharia (islamic law). The want to make the entire world into a Taliban-like society. Just read the news about the imposition of Sharia law in places like Nigeria and Pakistan (do a google search). Now imagine an organization that is willing to kill anybody anywhere in the world to accomplish that - and you have just imagined something very real - its called Al-Qada. Be aware that their terminology (like Sharia) is different from ours.

    8. Re:Who's seen the "Anti-Idiotarian Manifesto"? by Ben+Hutchings · · Score: 1

      Quoth ESR:

      WE REJECT the idiotarianism of the Left -- the moral blindness that refuses to recognize that free markets, individual liberty, and experimental science have made the West a fundamentally better place than any culture in which jihad, 'honor killings', and female genital mutilation are daily practices approved by a stultifying religion.

      So actually what it comes down to is that he's an ignorant religious bigot. 'Jihad' means a religious struggle, not necessarily an armed one, and it seems very few Muslims believe that terrorism can be part of jihad. 'Honour killings' and female genital mutilation are not, so far as I am aware, sanctioned by Islam though they are part of the culture of some Muslim countries. (Don't forget, by the way, that many non-Muslims practice circumcison of infant males, a less extreme but also appalling practice.)

      As an atheist I feel all religious belief is mistaken but mostly harmless. Islam seems to have more than its fair share of violent extremists at the moment, but certainly not a monopoly, and most of its adherents are peaceful and decent people.

    9. Re:Who's seen the "Anti-Idiotarian Manifesto"? by Nutello · · Score: 1

      But if we are to believe the media, not even Bin Laden expected the twin towers to collapse. How many more victims would you expect from hitting the WTC compared to, say, the Sears Tower in Chicago, if you think neither is going to crumble? I'll concede that the twin towers' height gave one advantage: they were easier targets to hit.
      Still the question remains why they didn't e.g. strike one tower and such a symbolic target as the Statue of Liberty. That would have been an even more effective way to get a twisted anti-freedoom message across.

    10. Re:Who's seen the "Anti-Idiotarian Manifesto"? by HighOrbit · · Score: 1

      I think you are misreading him. First, a reference to a "culture in which jihad, honor killings, and female genital mutilation are daily practices approved by a stultifying religion" may not describe *ALL* islam but it certainly is an accurate depiction of the *radical* islam practiced by the Taliban and their Al-Qada buddies in Pakistan and Saudi Arabia. And I think you would agree that it *is* fundamentally better to live in a free western society like New York or London than it is to live in a Taliban type theocracy where people are executed for their religious belief (or non-belief). Recognizing this fact does not make one a bigot. Refusing to recognize it in the name of "multi-cultralism" is to exercise purposeful intellectual blindness.

      Jihad, in the sense used by Al-Qada, or the group "Islamic Jihad" certainly does mean an armed violent religous war. Yes, in a wider and more generic sense it can sometimes mean struggle, but it in most modern contexts it is religous violence. I can guarantee you that "Islamic Jihad" is not holding tea parties in which they discuss their own introspective struggle for self-realization ; they are plotting violence. Wanting to defend yourself and your society against those outrages does not make you a bigot.

      If you want to know about intolerrance, fly to a country like Saudi Arabia, and try to persuade people about the merits of your own atheism. You *will* wind up in jail because doing that in Saudi Arabia is a crime (actually two crimes - Apostacy and Blasphemy - both punishable by death). As a foreigner, they will probably cut you some slack and deport you. If you were a native Saudi, you would be executed.

  88. HAHAHAHA by autopr0n · · Score: 1

    Raymond, Eric S. Raymond. master spy..

    See, he's so ugly no one would suspect a thing.

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    1. Re:HAHAHAHA by Jay+Maynard · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't scoff too loudly. He DOES hold a black belt in Tae Kwon Do.

      (We discussed this a little at Penguicon. Tae Kwon Do has a lot of kicking in it. You'd think this would be a disadvantage for him, right? He turned his disability into an advantage. TKD artists develop a comfort range of between 4 and 8 feet from their opponent. ESR would simply get inside that and then beat the crap out of them.)

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  89. Ironic by obnoximoron · · Score: 1

    that a gun-wielding egomaniac should be quoting Gandhi. LOL.

  90. crackers by autopr0n · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Actually, breaking copy-protection schemes was 'cracking' and people who did that were called 'crackers'. It never had anything to do with network security until ESR got his grubby little mitts on it. And thankfully that use seems to have died out.

    If ESR had any brains he would have picked something not being used alredy, like a translation of the chinese term 'dark guest'. But he didn't.

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  91. Fucktard by autopr0n · · Score: 1
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  92. This whole thing is bikeshedding by HighOrbit · · Score: 2, Insightful

    We all feel we can do it better than Eric so let's engage in some bikeshedding by picking at minor details and criticizing ad-nauseum.

    Eric Raymond has spent considerable time and invested a *lot* of work over the years - and not just on the jargon file but as an advocate of open source and hackerdom generally. For-goodness-sake, he was the main author of Fetchmail, so that makes him a *real* unix hacker who has written *real* working open source code that is on just about every unix/linux box around (unlike some wannabe losers as I suspect most of the anti-ESR posters might be). He wrote "The Cathedral & the Bazaar" which has been described as having persuaded Netscape to open source thier browser and thereby create the mozilla project. How many of us can say that ! I can't, so I wont criticize, even if I don't agree with everything he puts in the file. So those wannabes who feel like they have the stature to criticize... go ahead, flame away. Spend all day and night flaming about what color the bikeshed should be.

    If the everybody feels that the hacker lexicon should be a "scholarly work" with only substantiated widespread usage included, set up a forum or mail-list and accept submissions for new words and phrases with proof of actual usage (like links to mailing list entries and boards where the word has actually been used). Measure occurances and if an entry gets enough "critical mass", then submit it to Eric for inclusion. Hey - maybe you can get your sociology doctorate that way. Participate, just don't sit there throwing flames.

    1. Re:This whole thing is bikeshedding by SexyAlexie · · Score: 1

      Actually, fetchmail sucks. The latest version coredumps with my fetchmail configuration, whereas the previous version doesn't. Also it won't download e-mail that doesn't match what it thinks the length should be.

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    2. Re:This whole thing is bikeshedding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (unlike some wannabe losers as I suspect most of the anti-ESR posters might be).

      Oh so you suspect that they might be, huh? That's a pretty strong accusation.

  93. two sides to each story by jbellis · · Score: 1

    I would bet ESR would describe this as, "some snotty know it all wanted to start an argument, but I ignored him and moved on with my talk so I wouldn't bore the hell out of the audience."

  94. that STD advice again: by autopr0n · · Score: 1

    It's also a no-brainer, on grounds of pure self-interest, to take reasonable precautions against STDs. I'm going to buck the current wisdom here and point out that, statistically, AIDS is a negligible risk for white heterosexuals in the U.S. unless your partner has needle tracks or you have an ulcerating STD like chancroids. Outside those circumstances, people in the U.S. and other developed countries probably get killed by lightning strikes more often than they catch AIDS through unprotected heterosexual intercourse (which is why the disease is now in decline here and has been for years).

    Of course, we all know all geeks are White, and that race is the most important determinant of AIDS-yness

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    1. Re:that STD advice again: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can you point out for me where he made either of these straw-man claims?

  95. "due skeptism" only solves half of the problem. by RLiegh · · Score: 1

    The other half being to include terms which are politically incorrect by ESR's right-wing standards.

    So, it's a matter of inclusion, as well as filtering.

    Of course, I love the tuxedo.org idea...unless the man who runs tuxedo.org is another gun nut, and they simply fell out over implementation.

    1. Re:"due skeptism" only solves half of the problem. by Alsee · · Score: 1

      Does anyone happen to have a list of the stuff he cut out?

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    2. Re:"due skeptism" only solves half of the problem. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course, I love the tuxedo.org idea...unless the man who runs tuxedo.org is another gun nut, and they simply fell out over implementation.

      I am not a gun nut! I don't own a gun. My father worked for JPL and GE (some classified work) and I was about 13 when I learned that these little guns that the NRA and gun nuts like Eric are so concerned about are next to worthless in terms of a powerful defense. One thing I read recently that I thought was interesting was that Iraq has one of the highest per capita gun ownership rates - it didn't seem to help protect them did it - it certainly didn't act as a check against the power of a dictator.

      One thing I read a while ago was that esr advocates passengers carrying guns on commercial airline flights â" I think that is just stupid!

      The guns that a typical American owns are what I call "toys for little boys." And those little boys usually donâ(TM)t have justifiable reasons for owning something which is essentially a tool for maiming and killing â" letâ(TM)em play with something less dangerous like paintballs.

      I have said more than enough on the subject of guns. If others are interested in discussing this further send me an email. If enough people are interested in working together on this I'll setup a jargon list and we can discuss it and go from there.

      Chuck
  96. hahah by autopr0n · · Score: 1

    Warblogging is simply blogging about military politics. Quite stupid, really.

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  97. Mom & Pop Users by MsGeek · · Score: 1
    And mom and pop users? You know, I'm all for linux on the desktop, but some people just should not have computers. The "Mom and Pop" users running Windows 98 on cable connections are the vector for the internet's worst diseases... the dumbasses wind up with zombie machines doing DOS attacks over cable modems, firing off viruses at random, and then calling YOU when they can't download the pictures of the grandkids fast enough.

    It is for these people that MacOS 9 was created.

    Not MacOS X, mind you...there are just enough unixisms to allow a random luser to make a complete mess of it. MacOS 9 has no daemons running by default (ditch Web Sharing to make sure) and no way to remotely login unless you install third-party programs like VNC or RumpusFTP. (For godsake keep 'em away from P2P programs!)

    Aside from the occasional Word Macro Virus (easily avoided by keeping Ma and Pa away from Office 2001 or Office98) and a few random worms like HK Autostart and Sevendust (Freeware proggies like WormScanner and Agax will get them) they are virus-free. I don't think even the Mac version of Lookout Excess is prone to the kind of trojan horses the Windows version is prone to.

    Just find a used iMac (CRT kind, not LCD kind...they are going cheap on eBay) and if you're lucky, it will come with a MacOS "system restore" disk. Before you start up, buy a low-priced USB mouse or trackball to replace the ergonomic nightmare that is the "hockey puck" mouse. Boot the iMac with one of those puppies, open up Drive Setup, and initialize that HD. Then do a reinstall of the system. Put Eudora on it for mail, Mozilla for the web* (IE for Mac is a POS) and then put the machine behind a Linksys and have the Linksys handle the DHCP authentication for the cable modem. Don't activate the DHCP server in the Linksys, just give the iMac a static IP in the range of the Linksys and give it the Linksys' LAN IP as its gateway.

    You do that, Bob's your uncle, and your parents can surf 'til the cows come home. And they won't come home with back doors, trojans or viruses.

    *Even easier: AOHell BYO Access program. $10 over and above their cable bill each month, unless they are on Time Warner Cable and if memory serves me right it is included. A "Walled Garden" designed for n00bz.

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  98. Re:Unit of ego: I disagree completely by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sir:

    You state: "Thus 1 ESR is the maximum this unit can ever attain, anything above 1 would mean instant insanity"

    You are wrong.Let me realign your thinking for you, since I know whats best anyway.

    ESR himself is still in a developmental stage.
    His ego is still maturing and growing. If an ESR unit can attain a max value of 1, then what happens when ESR himself exceeds his own level of egosity(not to mention bogosity)?
    Well I'll tell you:
    ESR will under go what is known as spontaneous fission of mind. Thus there will be two ESRs WITHIN the skullcase of one ESR. Therefore ESR himself will have achieved a ESR unit level of two.

    I suggest to you that you make yourself familiar with the concept of "molar weight" in chemistry- you will see that the ESR unit of egosity is similar to that!. (ESR has a lot of moles where you can't seem 'em)

    Thank you for you attention,
    ESR

  99. Re:It's a "Dictionary Attack" - You are wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sir:

    You state:
    "If the gang at NTK are so wound up about this, there is a simple solution - create a fork of the Jargon File (and maintain it, themselves)."

    That would be less fun

  100. Or, better format like, by arcadum · · Score: 1

    urbandictionary.com has the best format for this sort of thing (IMO).

    1. Re:Or, better format like, by Rysc · · Score: 1

      Actually, I was thinking about it and realized that while not dedicated to the Jargon file perhaps Everything2 would be the easiest place to do this. So I went noding and quickly found that it had already been done. So we're ahead of the game.

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  101. No he hasn't by autopr0n · · Score: 1

    The only thing ESR did for the OSS community was attach his name to it and cash in.

    And write a few utilities.

    Name one thing that wouldn't have happend without him. Unlike linux (you can't say we would have had linux without him) or RMS (you can't say we would have had anything like the GPL at all without him) ESR has produced nothing but hot air. The OSI was created with Parens and probably would have come about if ESR never existed.

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    1. Re:No he hasn't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Name one thing that wouldn't have happend without him.

      Mozilla. And an uncountable number of subsequent projects, once that act, kindled by his C&B paper, brought open source to the foreground.

    2. Re:No he hasn't by macshit · · Score: 1

      The OSI was created with Parens and probably would have come about if ESR never existed.

      Are you trying to say they used Emacs?

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  102. yeah, me neither by autopr0n · · Score: 1

    I mean. Fortunetly for you the slashdot editors didn't say anything about ESR, they just posted a link and comments that were sent to them.

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    1. Re:yeah, me neither by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1
      I mean. Fortunetly for you the slashdot editors didn't say anything about ESR, they just posted a link and comments that were sent to them.

      You know, editorial bias can also show up in the form of Choosing What Gets to the Front Page.

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    2. Re:yeah, me neither by Elias+Israel · · Score: 1

      And how it is titled.

  103. God your an idiot by autopr0n · · Score: 1

    ESR didn't write the thing, he just took the public domain text, added a few entries, and declared himself a god.

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  104. ESR?!?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This ESR sounds like a real fuckin' asshole.

    and I've noticed that most geeks that carry handguns give them a feeling of power that is generally nonexistant in thier lives.

    you know, no balls without a gun in thier hand.

    I have nothing aginst guns, It is a constitutional right to own a gun in the US. it just seems that rednecks, criminals and geeks are the majority.

    1. Re:ESR?!?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ya it's like they are secretly thinking "Just try to take my lunch money now assholes!" to themselves.

      Losers.

    2. Re:ESR?!?! by jmdavis · · Score: 1
      Losers? Oh, yeah.


      Those people always try to stereotype others. How we can we stand for that sort of thing? Oh wait, do I mean gun owners or people who judge them?


      I mean people who judge them.


      I am a Geek. I drive a 4wd. I shoot. I argue. I think. I adhere to libertarian ideas regarding rights and responsibilities. What are you?

  105. What's worse... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What's worse, some of those definitions may have been stolen from SCO.

    SCO is threatening to sue but they refuse to identify the stolen definitions.

  106. It seems you are confusing... by VT_hawkeye · · Score: 1

    ...ESR with RMS.

  107. First it was RMS-hating, Now ESR-hating too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It is funny. Really!

    RMS was the most hated person on the planet. Bill Gates et. al. hated him for obvious reasons; then hackers and open-source/free-software guys also started hating him, calling him a communist (which he isn't).

    ESR was able to get loved by at least a small part of the corporate world, and by a huge chunk of the open-source/free-software world. And now, the newst wave ESR-hating has begun. Why? Because he is not a communist (which is true by the way).

    Come on people, decide what you want to think of people? You can either think of them as communist or not and hate/love them for it (irrespective of what they really are). But, not both way. Or, better yet, just shut up.

  108. Dare I say? ... by Hard_Code · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... all our catch phrase are belong to ESR ...

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  109. That's a great idea... by OwnerOfWhinyCat · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ... for a /. poll. It would by no means be the scientific evidence you're looking for, but it would certainly be interesting thought fodder.

    Where do you see yourself in the Political Spectrum?

    NeoConservative?
    Paleoconservative?
    Liberitari an?
    Traditionally well-established Liberal (hippie)?
    Post-Scarcity Gift Cultural?
    Redmondcentric?
    PaleoNeoCowboyNealisti c?

    1. Re:That's a great idea... by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1
      Where do you see yourself in the Political Spectrum?

      Until we get past the idea of a "spectrum", we're stuck.

      Politics is a multi dimensional space.

      Plot me somewhere between the Greens and the Libertarians. I often self-indentify as a libertarian socialist. If we get into theory, I'll talk about Zenarchy :

      ZEN is Meditation. ARCHY is Social Order. ZENARCHY is the Social Order which springs from Meditation.

      As a doctrine, it holds Universal Enlightenment a prerequisite to abolition of the State, after which the State will inevitably vanish. Or - that failing - nobody will give a damn.

      I'm in favor of personal liberty, including the repeal of laws against drug use, prostitution, or pretty much any act between consenting competent adults. I advocate economics based on the free exchange of labor rather than state-created property, ecological protection, the right to self-defense including the RKBA, smaller government, private property as a means of promoting personal freedom rather than as a core value, and the recognition of natural resources as the common property of all humans present and future.

      I advocate smaller and decentralized government. But I recognize that government is a vector quantity, with direction as well as magnitude - to say you want a smaller government is no more informative than to say you want to drive at 50 mph instead of 100 mph. It's a safer journey, but which direction are you headed?

      I want a smaller military and a less agressive foreign policy, dedicated to defending the U.S. rather than to imperialism and neocolonialism. Maybe even, as the Founders intended, eliminating the standing army.

      I believe that we must see that everyone has basic access to basic necessities of food, shelter, and public health, that the cost of this is our ante for organizing as a civilization (as well as fundamental to our long-term self interest).

      This combination seems to confuse the hell out of many people. "You sound like a liberal! Oh, but wait, you're against gun control!" (Gun control isn't a left/right issue, think of the Black Panthers and Mulford Act gun control law Reagan signed as California governor. And how is leaving the police, the agents of "The Man", the only ones with guns a liberal idea?) "You sound like a libertarian! But you say you're against capitalism?" ("Libertarian" was orginally a socialist term. Captialism requires a large, strong government to create and enforce property rights on economic resources. "Anarcho-capitalism" is inherently contradictory.)

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    2. Re:That's a great idea... by Gumshoe · · Score: 1
      Until we get past the idea of a "spectrum", we're stuck. Politics is a multi dimensional space.


      Also, the terminology is completely different in Europe than it is in the USA and other parts of the world.
    3. Re:That's a great idea... by catenos · · Score: 1

      That's a great idea... ... for a /. poll. It would by no means be the scientific evidence you're looking for, but it would certainly be interesting thought fodder.

      Although I like the idea for the poll, I strongly doubt that it would give an indication of hacker politcs. I don't mean to offend anyone, but considering that the majority of Slashdot readers are wannabees, the votes of the real hackers would be lost in the noise.

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    4. Re:That's a great idea... by smithmc · · Score: 1

      Although I like the idea for the poll, I strongly doubt that it would give an indication of hacker politcs. I don't mean to offend anyone, but considering that the majority of Slashdot readers are wannabees, the votes of the real hackers would be lost in the noise.

      *Warning - flamebait*: Perhaps we could impose a requirement that one must write a small but nontrivial program in some "real" language before participating in the poll...

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  110. neoconservative? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Neoconservative? Get fucking real man!

    What a fucking idiot.

    The politics entry makes no fucking sense whatsoever.

    Yes, I'm sure hackers in India and the United Arab Emirates are big NeoCons!

    Fucking typical "the world revolves around me and my hick neighborhood out in East Bumfuck USA" bullshit.

    Oh and here's a newsflash fuckio just because the Soviet Union collapsed doesn't mean people in those countries don't still like socialism. The Communist Party is still very strong in those countries so to say that since socialism fell into a pit of freemarket chaos that everyone turned conservative is to be a fucking idiot. Trust me, all the people who are unemployed (most of those countries are running 20% unemployement right now) or are dying because they can't get healthcare anymore or their kids can't get an education anymore, those people long for the days of socialism instead of this freemarket savagery.

  111. Socialism and hackerdom by Sunnan · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I have no beef with the entry on GandhiCon, which I thought was witty and deserving of a place.

    There are a few entries where the ESR-factor is bothering me, though, with the hacker politics page being the worst.

    I love the line "Hackers are far more likely than most non-hackers to either (a) be aggressively apolitical or (b) entertain peculiar or idiosyncratic political ideas and actually try to live by them day-to-day." which rings very true to my ears, and how the geeks (including myself) view politics. (I know people of both category a and b.)

    However, that category "b" definitely includes socialistic (esp. anarchistic) views, especially (but not limited to) outside the US. I've met plenty of hackers who hate all lefties and I've met plenty who see themselves as socialist. The phrase "affected by the collapse of socialism" just sounds like what I read in plenty of rightwing-oriented literature (I like to read stuff from both sides of the camp), but it seems false. The latest years I've seen a great strengthening in various leftlibertarian/anarchist movements. The only thing that's crumbling with the Berlin wall is leninism (and part of marxism), not the socialistic ideals themselves.

    Tonight, being in a good mood since it's a nice summer night here, I feel like suggesting that hackers should view each other with kindness regardness of immediate political view. Most hackers have a fondness for freedom, and even though some of us think that corporatism and capitalism are the greatest contemporary threat to that freedom while others think that capitalism is the best means to reach and uphold a state of freedom, the entry in the jargon file should reflect that hackerdom is not a homogenous political movement.

  112. My impression by codefungus · · Score: 1

    I saw him speak once downtown (NYC) and was turned off by the fact that some lady got up during "question time" and asked somethiing related to propriatery software. He then stated he would not answer her question because she was talking about closed-source. I'm sure he's done wonderful things for the community, but that doesn't matter. I'm not impressed.

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  113. Accusations completely unjustified by archnerd · · Score: 1

    The only change that ESR has recently made to the hacker politics page is adding one clause reflecting the slight conservative shift after the collapse of the USSR. And I've been using the term "Aunt Tillie" for a while now. Whomever posted this article obviously has a bug up his ass about ESR - which is understandable if you don't like his politics - but the accusations leveled at him here are totally groundless.

  114. ESR is NOT an anarchist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ESR claims to be an anarchist. He is not. Anarchists believe in the abolishion of all domination and oppression. ESR supports corporate hierachical strutures and capitalism - these are both paradigms of domination.

  115. Raymond's Invented Culture by core_dump_0 · · Score: 1

    I hate how Eric Raymond tries to define an entire culture of hackers. Many of his ideas are not true, such as Java REPLACING C++. I'm a mix of Republican and Libertarian, but I believe that most hackers/geeks are anarchists/socialists. He claims his ideas came from a survey of Usenet, but where are the numbers? I think he wrote it all himself.

  116. Yada yada by mysidia · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The article makes a specific claim about ESR's recent changes to the Jargon file, a document that he himself maintains, and I will comment on those claims and attempt to explain why I do not believe the claim has merit with respect to the "indications" (evidence) the article suggests.

    It claims he added terms he dreamed up that no-one else seems to use as evidenced by search engine use and cited as examples: "Aunt Tillie", "GhandiCon".

    He added terms from the warblogging community where he is active.

    He aligned the Hacker Politics page to his own views.

    Firstly The article links to a site that begins with: "*the* weekly high-tech sarcastic update for the uk>" This should start the warning bell, "The text is probably intended to be humor"

    As to the particular instances, individually:

    [1] Is perhaps true, that is if ESR goes by many aliases, as there seem to be multiple people using these terms, however:

    • Aunt Tillie - is widely used and the Jargon File's new definition is a fairly accurate characterization of how it seems to be used most widely (IMO). 1 2 3 4 5
    • GandhiCon: I see some mention of this term in comp.os.linux.advocacy postings, mentioned by people other than ESR. Even if the term(s) originated with ESR; there is some indication that ESR is not the only person who uses them.

    [2] I expect it to be true that he writes definitions mostly for words he is the most familiar with. This doesn't mean he's rewriting The Jargon File in his own image: it means that he is expanding it to include terms that he knows about and is likely to use, he is not entering junk bytes, he's entering informed bytes.

    I for one expect that he would focus on writing the terms that he is most familiar with and hoping that others will take the effort to contribute defintions for terms that they are more familiar with and feel are jargon, so he doesn't end up writing definitions for jargon used by groups he's less involved with. Definitions that could turn out to be less informative or less accurate.

    Moreover, adding definitions is not rewriting anything, let alone The Jargon File in his own image, but adding to it, i.e.: making it more useful, and this is a good thing.

    If some extra words are added to the Jargon File that suit ESR, then no loss, many only notice the jargon defintions for words they see or use anyhow. (In any event, a small price to pay to have the Jargon File, nobody else is maintaining it.)

    I don't believe adding a word or two that is jargon within the warblogging groups to the Jargon File is a thing that has anything to do with ESR's personal image; although, it is a fact and an expected one that the personal experience of any author will effect what they write about.

    [3] I recall a mention of Kuro5hin with regard to the fall of

  117. ESR is completely insane by just+another+cynic · · Score: 0
    I had a look at his site a while back, and ended up reading about his views on firearms. The guy is totally mad, he thinks guns are wonderful and everyone should have one. (note that I do come from a country without much in the way of guns, I've never even held one).

    His religious section really takes insanity to the nth degree. I'd much rather talk to RMS, because although RMS has strong convictions, at least he seems mostly sane.

    1. Re:ESR is completely insane by jmdavis · · Score: 1
      So you have no personal experience with guns. Cite no relevant statistical or even anecdotal evidence to support an opinion (or disprove another's opinion), and call ESR insane.


      I come from the US. I own and use guns, and I've been a shooter since I was four. I have never seen a loaded gun leap from a table and kill a room full of people, or shoot a teacher, or a husband or a wife or a sibling. I haven't seen one addicted to crank or crack or coke. I've never seen one rob a bank, or beat up an old man.


      I enjoy those who think that their freedoms supercede mine, who think that their irrational feelings and fears should have some sway over my life. You can live in your gunless culture. But I don't have to and neither does ESR.


      FWIW: When I met ESR at Linux Expo in 1998, we were talking guns when a young Canadian hacker joined the conversation and argued the point that "guns are bad." Bad choice on his part, since he too had no evidence, no studies, no nothing except his feelings.


      Don't be afraid of others exercising their freedoms. Be afraid of anyone who would take any of your freedom.

    2. Re:ESR is completely insane by beatniklew · · Score: 1

      To quote Eddie Izzard, "The National Rifle Association says that guns don't kill people, people do â" but I think the gun helps." Yes, it is true that a gun is an inert object, and laying on the table, loaded or unloaded, it will not, of its own volition, kill anyone or anything. However, if I had to choose between facing a psychopath with a gun or a psychopath with a knife, I think I know which option I prefer. Most importantly, is this: The main goals of the liberal left in the debate over the second amendment are not to eliminate gun ownership entirely (although there certainly are people on the left who like that idea), but to license their ownership. We license doctors, we license lawers, we require a license to drive your car. Why on earth wouldn't we want to license guns, which are, undeniably, dangerous in the hands of someone not trained in proper care and usage of firearms?

    3. Re:ESR is completely insane by jmdavis · · Score: 1
      OK,


      Let's license all constitutional rights. And while we're add it, apply extra taxes like those on guns and ammo. Let's make sure that every computer user is licensed (we license radio operators after all). I have the feeling that your opinion changes when the subject the regulation changes. For me the Bill of Rights is not an a la Carte menu. In addition, it grants nothing (as noted by the authors and the federalists). Instead, it specifically limits the government.


      I've had to defend myself with both a knife and a gun. I much prefer the gun.

    4. Re:ESR is completely insane by beatniklew · · Score: 1

      You're right, my attitude does change based on what's being discussed. It's called context. For instance, when the item being discussed can threaten my life, or the life of others, i tend to take the view that maybe we should ensure that those people know what they are doing. Secondly, as long as you are interested in being a strict constructionist; I don't see how licensing would be abridging the right to keep or bear arms, merely regulating that right. And if you don't consider the bill of rights "a la Carte" i fully expect you to also protest the requirement for press credentials and the necessity of acquiring a permit before peacably assembling. After all, we wouldn't want anyone regulating our other constitutional rights.

    5. Re:ESR is completely insane by jmdavis · · Score: 1
      As a matter of fact I have a problem with licensing the press and requiring a permit for assembly. So, I am consistent on the issues.


      In addition, I'm hardly a strict constructionist (at least in the classic sense). I do believe that we can interpret and extrapolate. But, I also believe that a right is a right, not a priveledge, not an accomodation, not an exception. We have entered a time when our citizens fear each other more than those who would take their rights. A time when they are willing to trade their freedom for the illusion of safety. A time when the very ideals that set us apart are under attack not from without, but within.


      This seems to be an issue that many people fail to understand. But, the rights of the Constitution "PRE-EXIST" government. They are not granted by government, they are protected from it. Anything that government may grant (such as a license), it may revoke. That which is subject to arbitrary revocation cannot be a right.


      So, I won't worry about you speaking your mind, which could lead to injury or death to someone and you shouldn't worry about me owning guns.

  118. ignore this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    on 12 Feb, a megalomaniac was born.

    (ignore this - for school source)

  119. Hey, that's not fair! by Angst+Badger · · Score: 1

    That's definitely not cool by me, especially since, back in 1993, I submitted several terms I made up with fabricated histories, and ESR failed to include them in the dictionary.

    OTOH, some other putative references have been happily absorbing all the bullshit I can make up for some time now, so I guess it all evens out in the end.

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  120. Bragging? ESR oughtta be careful... by Ashtead · · Score: 1

    In the entry on Hacker Personality, ESR tells about how he managed to remember the 477 pages of the TeX-book in 4 days. By itself this is quite impressive.

    However, I cannot help but get the impression of someone bragging of themselves. Such personal anecdotes do not really belong in a reference work. And I am not really sure about whether this is a good example of what hackers do. To me, their main trait is that they create, rather than memorize, things.

    One might argue that one never should call oneself a hacker, but this appears to be OK once the title has been bestowed by others.

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  121. If I worked at M$, I'd love ESR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Between him, RMS, Bruce Perens and Eric Lee Green, and a gaggle of other self-appointed spokesmen, we make ourselves look closed-minded, egotistical and stupid. Except for RMS, these guys are just a bunch of hangers-on (and RMS is just freaking crazy!).

    1. Re:If I worked at M$, I'd love ESR by beatniklew · · Score: 1

      Bruce Perens is decidedly less crazy than RMS and ESR. Also, in the movie Revolution OS he is reminiscent of Emo Phillips from UHF. Therefore, I kindly request that you rescind any comments maligning his character.

  122. thats the trick by lateralus · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Thats it kids, work it out of your system. He was there from the beggining, dealing with a healthy portion of what defines us and you were not. I know It's killing you. Is it his ego thats hurting or yours? Whos making the rabid attacks, him or you?. I love it when people trash the mountain that was built before their time. Of course if you've given more (or even a fraction more) for our community feel free to tell me off, otherwise don't even bother pressing "reply". Why do you go visit his website if it pisses you off? Does he owe you something? Have you paid him for a service that he is not giving you?

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  123. either contribute or shut up by geoff+lane · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ESR has many less than pleasent characteristics. But he does get out and do stuff that others don't.

    If you don't like what he puts in the hackers dictionary then contribute the stuff _you_ see in everyday use. If ESR doesn't accept it then fork a version.

    Remember dictionaries don't contain stuff that is immutable, they contain current usage. Meanings and usage change with time, live with it.

  124. Re: List of Jargon File changes by Malvolio · · Score: 1
    The Jargon File itself contains a list of changes since version 4.0 (current version is 4.4.2).

    I don't know if there's any list of things cut out before version 4.0, but if you want to compare the current version with older ones, there are three print versions from before 4.0 that should still be available from libraries. They are listed in the Jargon File's revision history.

  125. Q: Why Are Terrorists Like Old-Schools Dot-Coms? by JZip · · Score: 1

    A: All they're interested in is eyeballs. Terrorists go for symbolic targets, and body count is secondary. If they had weapons capable of killing millions instead of thousands, they'd be something more than terrorists.

  126. Q: Why do modern Terrorists Like mass body counts? by HighOrbit · · Score: 1

    A. For the sickos that flew those plans into the WTC, mass body count has a symbology all its own. It makes its own statement, like "we hate you, and we can kill thousands of you anytime we want so you must submit to our demands!" The terror is the point of the whole operation; what will strike the most terror in the victims - and a mass body count will do it. If they were only interested in bombing "symbols" they could blow lots of statues in parks with no victims, but instead they choose crowded places, like when Hamas and Islamic Jihad blow up crowded cafes. Don't confuse the old-style terrorists who hijacked planes for pure publicity with Al-Qada. They old terrorists were not suicidal and they had semi-rational demands (like a prisoner exchange of hostages for terrorists in prision). The modern terrorists of Al-Qada are a new thing, they are suicidal fanatics who hijack planes to kill as many people as possible. They have only one aim, the complete supremacy of islam over the world.

  127. Mass body counts are not the stuff of terrorism by JZip · · Score: 1

    If you want massive casualties, you'll need to look at organized warfare and genocide. There's where you find the routine killings of hundreds and thousands of people. Terrorists are penny-ante killers. I'm not denying that killing a lot of people pleased the terrorists at the Trade Center, but I am saying that their primary goal was to put the killing on television, body count being secondary. The rest of your comment shows you've drunk the anti-idiotarian koolaid. In lieu of ipecac, I can't help you there. But I will leave you with this thought: Just because someone hates idiots doesn't mean he isn't an idiot himself.

  128. OT: Political and economic systems by doug363 · · Score: 1
    Captialism requires a large, strong government to create and enforce property rights on economic resources.

    You recognize that political beliefs aren't a simple single-dimensional space. But economic beliefs aren't either.

    Capitalism does not require a strong governement. Does communism? Either can exist with or without a government to enforce the system on the population. The origins of lasse-faire capitalism were in societies that had small governments, and capitalism was far more of a social emergence than a politcal imposition. In early 18th century England, for example, government was far smaller than in any developed country these days.

    If you're referring to things like copyrights, then take note: Advocating Copyrights or IP rights != capitalism. Having a police force, military, militia or societal traditions that discourage people from stealing other's "stuff" is necessary for capitalism, but does not imply a large, dictatorial government. Having law and order, and not having rampant raping, looting and pillaging, is necessary for virtually any form of civilised society, not just capitalism.

    I suppose what I'm saying is that not everyone who advocates "capitalism" is talking about the same thing, just as talking about "liberalism" or "conservatism" can mean a wide variety of different things.

  129. Why do you hate America? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're obviously a terrorist-sympathizing commie scumbag. Go the fuck back to Afghanistan^W Iraq^W France.

  130. "If there's one thing that America's full of..." by acb · · Score: 1

    "it's ex-liberals".

  131. What do you think "Jargon" means, anyway? by avdi · · Score: 1

    Apache, Quake, JDK aren't jargon, they are product names. Anyone curious about what they are can punch them into google and find their home pages. The Jargon file documents common to ultra-obscure terms that have become a part of the shared language of hackers. It isn't a comprehensive product listing, nor is it a comprehensive listing of technical terms. If you want technical terms defined, use FOLDOC.

    Now, I think certain slang terms (such as "fragging") from the Quake community have become sufficiently common in the wider geek lexicon that they could legitimately be called "Jargon" at this point. And, lo and behold, there is in fact an entry for "frag", with a note to see also "gib". Looks like ESR is doing a fine job of keeping up with the times.

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  132. talk about whiners by jmdavis · · Score: 1
    In reference to the politics slant, had anyone read beyond the first line, none of the ensuing bandwidth would have been necessary. Who disagrees with the following?

    "There is a strong libertarian contingent which rejects conventional left-right politics entirely. The only safe generalization is that hackers tend to be rather anti-authoritarian; thus, both paleoconservatism and âhardâ(TM) leftism are rare. Hackers are far more likely than most non-hackers to either (a) be aggressively apolitical or (b) entertain peculiar or idiosyncratic political ideas and actually try to live by them day-to-day."

    Simple enough!!

    Eric has done alot for the open source community, but clearly many people on /. and in the community like to spend more time sniping than offering constructive critcism or helping on a project.

  133. Time to buy the print version? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That is, if you like what it's been. Will probably
    take a while to update the printed one.

  134. Duh... by DeputySpade · · Score: 1

    Nobody really gets it for the articles, duh!

    Sorry... Couldn't resist.

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  135. But you don't cringe at the thought by autopr0n · · Score: 1

    of someone who says 'pwn' on a regular basis considering themselves a hacker?

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  136. So one RMS==1000 ESRs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So would 1 RMS be the unit for 1000 ESRs of ego? Or would that be 1024?

  137. Mod down, unfunny by Gerry+Gleason · · Score: 1

    The parent is funny, this is not.

  138. What has he done? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What has Eric done? He's made almost no useful source code (except for a rewrite of the tiny utility program fetchmail). He's gone around ranting and raving a lot, bringing a lot of incorrect ideas (bazaar and gift economy, etc.) to corporations that pushed open source into the mainstream maybe 6 months earlier than it would have (very generously), but generate a severe backlash. Otherwise, he goes around claiming credit for other people's work, and claiming to be a spokesperson for people who generally don't like him. If you can name some specifics, I'd be really interested.