All I'm saying is that the thing you're making -- the novel or the computer program -- has got a very complicated and finely wrought hierarchical structure to it
Programming is becoming the the new age lemming work for the 21st century. Writing "a great story" takes the creative juices and adds the authors personality and unique style. Add "unique" style to code and you have just become a sloppy programmer.
...but when it comes down to someone trying to skirt the law with their lawyers and blatant lies then I'm all for this. I imagine that the convicted was going to say he wasn't speeding in court. Too bad we can't implant black boxes into convicted felons. Next time they "don't kill someone" there will be a black box implanted in their skin to place them at the scene of the crime.
My god, I kind of sounded like John Ass-hcroft there.
Call of Duty and ET are waay better, actually requiring some brain.
Of course Call of Duty requires "some brain", it's human skulls your blasting at while your bunny hopping around the map. While Unreal its alien matter called "rexninoladx" that spews from their noggins. Fucking duh!;-)
Let's see.....phone book, need to make a call, right...A's...yes.....Anderson....Applebees...Ass. . oops, too far, but close....Ashcroft,Bill,Connie,John...John, Ashcroft!
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All I'm saying is that the thing you're making -- the novel or the computer program -- has got a very complicated and finely wrought hierarchical structure to it
Programming is becoming the the new age lemming work for the 21st century. Writing "a great story" takes the creative juices and adds the authors personality and unique style. Add "unique" style to code and you have just become a sloppy programmer.
So what your saying is that all your content is not belong to /dev/null? Sweet.
/dev/random.
Yeah that's the good news. The bad news is that it was saved by some dyslexic guy named
I know there are girl geeks, but because of the high percentage of guys at these events. It is more like SausageFest 2004.
Such a negative view on the festival! There were alot more girls there than expected.
I believe her name was Elizabeth.
What should American IT workers be doing to differentiate ourselves from our overseas counterparts?
Sucky, sucky...me work for you for long time.
Audience applauds as the the Great Microsofto finishes showing his "two users logged into one Windows PC trick".
[The Great Microsofto] And now ladies and gentlemen I will take this text file and magically change the owner!!!
audience gasps as he waves his wand over the file
[The Great Microsofto] WALLAH! This file has now mysteriously changed owners!
audience explodes withs cheers
[Guy in back row to a friend] Ha, that's no trick I saw him use "chown" from here.
No matter how well the software is written, the real question is: Will it help me get a chick in the pub?
If user == Reads_Slashdot goto Not_A_Chance_In_Hell
No, the sounds come from your head being shaped liked a Pringles can and God shaking it looking for those last few elusive chips.
Would this patent affect anything that remotely interacts with FAT...
God I hope not. I unknowingly tend to interact with FAT myself around bar time on the weekends.
Nasa will be the one awarding your prize... A pair of handcuffs, followed by a rag soaked with ether.
Hmmm, I received the same treatment visiting the Neverland Ranch when I was young.
...but when it comes down to someone trying to skirt the law with their lawyers and blatant lies then I'm all for this. I imagine that the convicted was going to say he wasn't speeding in court. Too bad we can't implant black boxes into convicted felons. Next time they "don't kill someone" there will be a black box implanted in their skin to place them at the scene of the crime.
My god, I kind of sounded like John Ass-hcroft there.
Claria said it has 43 million active users
...of those 43 million "active users" only three are actually aware that they are running Claria's "product".
...that's iFuckin stupid.
porsche has a tiny market share - but nobody suggests they should make a k-car version to get a bigger slice of the pie!
Would you buy that Porshe if it were in a thousand pieces and took a whole year to build?
FUNK DAT!
Here's my 70 grand, gimme the fast car and I'll be cruising with your girlfriend while you're in the garage doing a "man porshe"!
This will be the best Knome over I've seen since the last episode of The Apprentice!
Great, 5 new MS/AOL vulnerabilities...5 new CD's/coasters/round ninja throwing stars in the mail two months later.
In celebration of the release of GIB, GTC, and er..uh Wango I say it's time to get completely trashed on #1fd12e beer!
Are they calling themselves Mono because of the all the ass kissing they've already done with Microsoft?
Hmmm, what could
So what's your sisters name?
What SIM skin did you give her?
Man, Niagra Falls is soooo far away too.
What pronoun do you give your other hand?
Dunno, but Florida is known for their dimpled chads!
...and New Jersey is known for their potfaced Franks.
This is the same vulderability that was disclosed a few weeks ago.
Besides opening up a back door on TCP port 1337 it also causes all word editor spellcheck functions to make you sound like Zsa Zsa Gabor!
The most amusing implications are:
a) Its a culture.
So is yogurt.
b) Someone would actually want to see it.
Somebody somewhere paid money to watch Gigli as well.
...a rover to probe the deep crevices of Uranus?
:-)
Sorry, had too.
Imagine me beating you over the head with a Beouwulf drain pipe for being the first one to come up with that redundant response to a /. posting!
Call of Duty and ET are waay better, actually requiring some brain.
;-)
Of course Call of Duty requires "some brain", it's human skulls your blasting at while your bunny hopping around the map. While Unreal its alien matter called "rexninoladx" that spews from their noggins. Fucking duh!
Free speech used as a weapon? MY GOD!
. . oops, too far, but close....Ashcroft,Bill,Connie,John...John, Ashcroft!
Let's see.....phone book, need to make a call, right...A's...yes.....Anderson....Applebees...Ass
Bingo.