God you really missed the boat on how to create these jokes? I guess you missed that simpsons episode huh? Well, just FYI: 1. Surf porn on company computer. 2. ??? 3. Profit!
God, I guess you're one who just follows in line with what the masses do. It wasn't meant to be a joke just an observation on the way that typical thinking will take place if this law gets passed in the EU.
Everything in life doesn't have to be a joke or relate to the Simpsons...aye carumba.
1. Get Hired 2. Use new company email to sign up 4 LOTS of porn. 3. Wait 4. Get LOTS of porn oriented SPAM 5. Read the good ones. 6. Sue company for sexual harrasment 7. Make $$$ leave company 8. Buy fast computer for better looking porn.
This release contains statements that constitute forward-looking statements. These statements appear in a number of places in this release and include all statements that are not statements of historical fact regarding the intent, belief or current expectations of the Company, its directors or its officers with respect to, among other things: (i) the Company's financing plans; (ii) trends affecting the Company's financial condition or results of operations; (iii) the Company's growth strategy and operating strategy; and (iv) the declaration and payment of dividends. The words may, would, will, expect, estimate, anticipate, believe, intend, and similar expressions and variations thereof are intended to identify forward-looking statements. Investors are cautioned that any such forward-looking statements are not guarantees of future performance and involve risks and uncertainties, many of which are beyond the Company's ability to control, and that actual results may differ materially from those projected in the forward-looking statements as a result of various factors.
Man sometimes the beauty of legal double talk brings tears to thine eyes...***sniff sniff***
Hell, when I was a Navy Nuke working at the GE facility in Ballston Spa, NY we were decommissioning the S3G nuclear reactor and had to work in the reactor compartment daily. Of course we wore dosimeters and watched our daily exposure.
Routinely we were lazy and didn't want to work a full day so we would stand next to the main coolant pumps (one of the hottest spots for radiation in the compartment) and crank our dosage and be over our daily limit so we wouldn't have to work the rest of the day.
Now as I write this 10 years later I wonder why we just didn't take off the damn dosimeter and place it and not us next to the damn hot spot!
I'm kind of afraid now my first kid will have an extra testical and be able to read people's minds.
After pissing off a legion of auto-philes by suing Autozone, SCO has now set their legal sights on the organizations of the NRA, the KKK, and the NY Association of the Russian Mafia for infringing on intellectual property by using Linux in their daily operations.
Above and beyond all get experience and know the basics.
I finally went "professional" with all my computer knowledge in '98. No degree, no certs, just what was in my head from being a computer geek for 15+ years. Started out being an intern (at 29 years old) for a local security consulting firm and from there have rose through the ranks, worked with some of the countries brightest, and am now in a 100+ a year job as a Senior Network Security Engineer. I credit it all to wanting to learn everything, experience, and picking a niche' (security) to focus on and to excel in.
The above wasn't an ego trip just hopefully a nugget of guidance.:-)
Right now, the team has only built a tabletop model.
Wow, groundbreaking news!
I imagine there are teams out there right now with tabletop models of time machines, or maybe a perpetual motion car, or even better a Beawolf Cluster Fusion Nuclear Reactor!;-)
I'm all for geek chic' and all (being a former Navy Nuke and now a network security engineer) but the line has been crossed when I see review of someone drooling over a new model of HP calculator.
I'm just waiting for that day now when I turn on Tech TV and see the new show "Pimp My Calculator" hosted by Ludicrous and Bruce Schneir!
When I saw the word "hacking" in the title, I should have guessed Kevin Mitnick would be involved in some way:)
My god, Mitnick is still around for his age?
I thought by now he'd be hard at work on his next books, "Hacking your Walker and Wheelchair for Extra Speed" and "How to Social Engineer Your Way Out of the Nursing Home for a Day".
I think the scary thing is the average shrinking time period between published vulnerability and working published exploit/worm.
In the past it was well over thirty days, but recently that has dramatically decreased to less than that. With Microsoft's new policy of new patches every thirty days (if there is a need for them) it more than widens that window of oppurtunity for mass system compromising prior to a patch.
Meteor showers used to be cool years ago when I used to take drugs and watch them.
Now that I've quit all that stuff, they just don't excite me anymore:(
Funny, now that you've stopped taking drugs you aren't very exciting either.
Slashdot Mirror
Ira Flato?
God there HAS TO BE a Bart Simpson prank phone call in there somewhere!
The Cafeteria includes things like "Bill Nye The Science Rie" sandwhiches.
Hmmmm, I've been there and didn't see it. Witch sandwich is it?
God you really missed the boat on how to create these jokes? I guess you missed that simpsons episode huh? Well, just FYI: 1. Surf porn on company computer. 2. ??? 3. Profit!
God, I guess you're one who just follows in line with what the masses do. It wasn't meant to be a joke just an observation on the way that typical thinking will take place if this law gets passed in the EU.
Everything in life doesn't have to be a joke or relate to the Simpsons...aye carumba.
1. Get Hired
2. Use new company email to sign up 4 LOTS of porn.
3. Wait
4. Get LOTS of porn oriented SPAM
5. Read the good ones.
6. Sue company for sexual harrasment
7. Make $$$ leave company
8. Buy fast computer for better looking porn.
From the TechsSphere page on the project:
This release contains statements that constitute forward-looking statements. These statements appear in a number of places in this release and include all statements that are not statements of historical fact regarding the intent, belief or current expectations of the Company, its directors or its officers with respect to, among other things: (i) the Company's financing plans; (ii) trends affecting the Company's financial condition or results of operations; (iii) the Company's growth strategy and operating strategy; and (iv) the declaration and payment of dividends. The words may, would, will, expect, estimate, anticipate, believe, intend, and similar expressions and variations thereof are intended to identify forward-looking statements. Investors are cautioned that any such forward-looking statements are not guarantees of future performance and involve risks and uncertainties, many of which are beyond the Company's ability to control, and that actual results may differ materially from those projected in the forward-looking statements as a result of various factors.
Man sometimes the beauty of legal double talk brings tears to thine eyes...***sniff sniff***
Hell, when I was a Navy Nuke working at the GE facility in Ballston Spa, NY we were decommissioning the S3G nuclear reactor and had to work in the reactor compartment daily. Of course we wore dosimeters and watched our daily exposure.
Routinely we were lazy and didn't want to work a full day so we would stand next to the main coolant pumps (one of the hottest spots for radiation in the compartment) and crank our dosage and be over our daily limit so we wouldn't have to work the rest of the day.
Now as I write this 10 years later I wonder why we just didn't take off the damn dosimeter and place it and not us next to the damn hot spot!
I'm kind of afraid now my first kid will have an extra testical and be able to read people's minds.
Sprint thinks it has found a way to keep West African scam artists from using Sprint's deaf-relay service to defraud people
Uh yeah simple...
You don't allow anyone from West Africa to purchase $30,000 or more worth of laptops from the US!
Duh.
How many AutoZone customers do you think have ever heard of SCO? For that matter how many do you think would care anyway?
Ah, good point.I imagine their customers think "Linux" is some sort of disposable window cleaning towlet that keeps rain off their windshield!
After pissing off a legion of auto-philes by suing Autozone, SCO has now set their legal sights on the organizations of the NRA, the KKK, and the NY Association of the Russian Mafia for infringing on intellectual property by using Linux in their daily operations.
...lying to the kernel about their license
Insubordination at its worst! Lying to the kernel!
Private Function, get Corporal Punishement on the phone and have them admonished immediatley!
...and nuclear products show up in about the right amounts
;-)
About? About?
Is that the kind of "precise" measurement that will lead to three eyed fish and babys with 12 toes in twenty years?
Man, I would give a volkswagon worth of dollars to have a more precise way of measuring nuclear by-products!
im only 18 but im finding easy to find IT work in small town usa, i dont have any certs, but i know my shit.
Spoken like a true 18 year old who doesn't know their shit.
Above and beyond all get experience and know the basics.
:-)
I finally went "professional" with all my computer knowledge in '98. No degree, no certs, just what was in my head from being a computer geek for 15+ years. Started out being an intern (at 29 years old) for a local security consulting firm and from there have rose through the ranks, worked with some of the countries brightest, and am now in a 100+ a year job as a Senior Network Security Engineer. I credit it all to wanting to learn everything, experience, and picking a niche' (security) to focus on and to excel in.
The above wasn't an ego trip just hopefully a nugget of guidance.
Cue Skynet jokes...GO!
Sooooo this T800 model Terminator walks into a bar with a poodle under on arm and a basketball under the other...
Right now, the team has only built a tabletop model.
;-)
Wow, groundbreaking news!
I imagine there are teams out there right now with tabletop models of time machines, or maybe a perpetual motion car, or even better a Beawolf Cluster Fusion Nuclear Reactor!
I'm all for geek chic' and all (being a former Navy Nuke and now a network security engineer) but the line has been crossed when I see review of someone drooling over a new model of HP calculator.
I'm just waiting for that day now when I turn on Tech TV and see the new show "Pimp My Calculator" hosted by Ludicrous and Bruce Schneir!
I watched an old Kung Fu movie on one of these, and the words matched the lips!
;-)
...if that wasn't impressive enough, I just watched a "live" Britney Spears concert where the words matched HER lips!
Then again who is really watching her lips while she sings.
When I saw the word "hacking" in the title, I should have guessed Kevin Mitnick would be involved in some way :)
My god, Mitnick is still around for his age?
I thought by now he'd be hard at work on his next books, "Hacking your Walker and Wheelchair for Extra Speed" and "How to Social Engineer Your Way Out of the Nursing Home for a Day".
I think the scary thing is the average shrinking time period between published vulnerability and working published exploit/worm.
In the past it was well over thirty days, but recently that has dramatically decreased to less than that. With Microsoft's new policy of new patches every thirty days (if there is a need for them) it more than widens that window of oppurtunity for mass system compromising prior to a patch.
...The next HOPE (Hackers on Planet Earth)
George Lucas may be reading this, and like SCO, may be sue happy since he has no real product of substance to push!
It's "*nix", Windows boy.
...and you're obviously an aforementioned Mac user.
Republicans: party of big gov't
Democrats: party of really big gov't
You've got it all wrong there sparky,
Republicans: party of big gov't
Democrats: gov't having a really big party
..that Mac OSX users now think they know 'Nix, and that 'Nix users think they know Mac now?
...lasted just 26 seconds but allowed enough time for a couple of pirouettes.
Interesting, I too accomplished this feat with my imaginary girlfriend over the weekend.
Meteor showers used to be cool years ago when I used to take drugs and watch them. Now that I've quit all that stuff, they just don't excite me anymore :(
Funny, now that you've stopped taking drugs you aren't very exciting either.