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Salon Interviews Neal Stephenson

edibleplastic writes "Salon has a great interview with Neal Stephenson, author of such science fiction favorites as Snow Crash, Cryptonomicon, and Quicksilver. He discusses his views on the scientific community (both past and present), the world of science fiction, and writing in general. "I think there are common threads between writing and programming... All I'm saying is that the thing you're making -- the novel or the computer program -- has got a very complicated and finely wrought hierarchical structure to it. The structure has to work right or the whole thing fails. But the only way you can work on it is by hitting one character at a time...""

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  1. One character at a time... by Amiga+Lover · · Score: 1

    "the only way you can work on it is by hitting one character at a time..."

    Unless you have a transcriber. or voice recognition software.

    1. Re:One character at a time... by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 1

      Or a fountain pen.

    2. Re:One character at a time... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LALL or a pencill LALL!!!

    3. Re:One character at a time... by torpor · · Score: 1

      Or T9 input ...

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    4. Re:One character at a time... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Or ham fists...

    5. Re:One character at a time... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Unless you have a transcriber. or voice recognition software.
      HA HAHA HA HAHAHAHA
      HAH HAH HAAAAA!

      HO HO HI HI HAHAHAHA!

      HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA

      My stomach can't ... HAa haa ... take it

      *Tear shoots out of eye*

      HEHEHEHE
      HEEEE!

      No, really.

      HA!

      (Sorry, this one was for all the humour I've ever scorned...it'll take twenty-some years before this happens again. I promise.)
  2. Neal Stephenson... by FrYGuY101 · · Score: 5, Informative

    Neal Stephenson rocks. Seriously. If you haven't already, read Snow Crash. You'll be glad you did.

    Now that the fawning and praise and adoration is out of the way... He did an interesting essay a while back called In the Beginning was the Command Line. It's a good read.

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    1. Re:Neal Stephenson... by irokie · · Score: 2, Troll

      but ever since snowcrash he's been going down hill. cryptonomicon was merely good. quicksilver is really impressive for teh depth of the research, but once you get past that, it's 800 pages of poilitics set in the 17th century.

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    2. Re:Neal Stephenson... by flaez · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I think there are common threads between writing and programming

      Except at the end of a program, you have close all your open brackets. And, programs do not need to have overblown hollywood showdowns as endings --

      seriously, I was fascinated by NS's books. I read Snowcrash, Diamond Age (the first novel I read on my cellphone, commuting), Cryptonomicon --- every one of these books made me unable to put them down during their first chapters, and had me cringing more and more towards their less than satisfying resolutions. This may be just a matter of taste, though. (But seriously -- mind-controlling magic qualities of the old sumerian language???)

    3. Re:Neal Stephenson... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      (But seriously -- mind-controlling magic qualities of the old sumerian language???)
      If you hadn't noticed that Snow Crash was a parody by that point, I'd suggest you take some introductory reading comprehension classes.
    4. Re:Neal Stephenson... by torpor · · Score: 3, Interesting

      800 pages of politics set in the 17th century sounds kind of interesting to me.

      but that may just be because i'm burned out on microsoft-weilding zaibatsu's building and using technology which a) yes, of course is feasible, but b) ain't here yet. god, do we need -another- 'advanced' computing metaphor story here people? i don't freakin' think so. booo-oring.

      give me the dissentry of the 17th century over snowcrashin' in the 21st century, any day.

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    5. Re:Neal Stephenson... by flaez · · Score: 1

      so, would you argue that everything that doesn't make sense in his books must be a parody, and therefore he is a brilliant writer?

      I can see satirical value about the FBI devolving into a tribal society. In fact I found the post-USA bits very well done. But for the book's resolution he has shot at just a tiny bit too much fulminance.

      amazon does not seem to think it's a parody:

      Snow Crash interweaves everything from Sumerian myth to visions of a postmodern civilization on the brink of collapse.

      -- unless they are being sarcastic and by "interweaving sumerian myths" they mean "mumbling about obscure concepts he hopes his readers haven't heard about'.

    6. Re:Neal Stephenson... by cavemanf16 · · Score: 1, Troll

      I don't know about his other books, but after all the adolation from this website, I picked up Cryptonomicon from the library to give it a shot.

      First 100 pages: sucked! It was like reading an 8th grader's book report about each character. If this is what /.'ers find engaging literature then I may just have to go elsewhere to find decent book reviews.

    7. Re:Neal Stephenson... by Paleomacus · · Score: 2

      Quicksilver is really an impressive book. I enjoyed it more than anything I had read in a LONG time.

    8. Re:Neal Stephenson... by Cato · · Score: 1

      I loved every single one of Neal Stephenson's books (even Zodiac) but I couldn't finish Quicksilver. It's far too long and it's quite painful to keep track of all the details involved, although there are a few fascinating passages and it's something of a tour de force.

      I can recommend Kil'n People by David Brin, though...

    9. Re:Neal Stephenson... by Paleomacus · · Score: 1

      If you gave up after 100 pages that's why you didn't like it. The first 200 pages are _just_ setup. Do yourself a favor and read the whole thing. It's very worth it.

      This /.'er likes details, half-way feasible stories, and real characters.

    10. Re:Neal Stephenson... by Eric+Savage · · Score: 1, Troll

      Well if you're going that route you could say it started about 2/3 the way through snow crash. This guy needs to learn how to end a book. They start off great and exciting, settle down a bit, and then wimp out.

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    11. Re:Neal Stephenson... by QEDog · · Score: 1

      The Confusion is the same. Some cool stuff with Shaftoe, then boring banking stuff. When did Stepenson turned from the Geek Writer into the Business Writer?

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    12. Re:Neal Stephenson... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      Wow, you care a lot about moderation. Who gives a shit what gets modded up or down, really? And you post anonymously so you won't affect your streak of +5 posts, right?

      ps: I'm posting AC so it doesn't affect my karma. roflmao

    13. Re:Neal Stephenson... by dasmegabyte · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I don't like Stephenson. I tried Cryptonomicon, and found midway through the beginning that even if I was going to eventually get into the story, I would never be able to get over the way he writes almost everything in superlatives.

      I mean, the guy was describing the sound of a pipe organ for two pages. And this heightened sensitivity to emotional states caused his characters to quickly became charicatures of themselves. It's the literary equivalent of a nerdy kid who won't shut up about how smart he is. Look at this metaphor! Isn't it clever! Look how the sound of the pipe organ drives my savant character into mathematics! Look, the churl doesn't even understand homosexuality!

      We get it, man! Calm down and write your book.

      Maybe I'm too much of an English major, here, but symbolism only works if it's organic and adjectives shouldn't be applied with a brick. How about a little subtlty -- shit, even Gibson treats his flashy, negative future with a more gentle hand.

      Of course, maybe I just didn't like it.

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    14. Re:Neal Stephenson... by f0rtytw0 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I have to agree with you there. His books are great except for the last page or two. I won't let two pages ruin a book though. I may cringe at the endings, which are so very very short and wrapped up so fast compared to the rest of the book, but the books are still worthy of reading in the end.

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    15. Re:Neal Stephenson... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't mind if the first 300 pages are character background and detail. That's great! But when the first 200 pages of character background and detail are written in an awkward, sorta 3rd person perspective I find it very 8th grader-esque.

    16. Re:Neal Stephenson... by hamburger+lady · · Score: 1

      pssh. everything went downhill after "The Big U".

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    17. Re:Neal Stephenson... by An.+(Coward) · · Score: 3, Funny

      Except at the end of a program, you have close all your open brackets.

      He does that. It just looks like }}}}}}}}.

    18. Re:Neal Stephenson... by SpryGuy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Cryptonomicon really was a struggle for the first 400 page. It was strange, though, that after slogging through that first half, I couldn't put it down. It really got interesting.

      He just needs a good editor. I mean, the two or three pages he spent describing how to eat the perfect bowl of Captain Crunch really wasn't necessary and didn't add much.

      I loved Snow Crash though.

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    19. Re:Neal Stephenson... by lidocaineus · · Score: 1

      THANK YOU! The stuff is written in such an infantile way that I'm embarassed for people when they say they say it's excellent writing.

    20. Re:Neal Stephenson... by alexborges · · Score: 1

      Infidel!

      Mesmerize the infidel /me calls on all the world to blow the nuts off this guy

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    21. Re:Neal Stephenson... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      calls on all the world to blow the nuts off this guy
      ... or maybe just Alan & Rudy. If you don't get it, read the book.

    22. Re:Neal Stephenson... by ajs · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I mean, the guy was describing the sound of a pipe organ for two pages

      And, did you READ those two pages? I did, and I not only learned quite a bit, but I found myself wanting to learn more!

      I hate reading this kind of thing because it reminds me that we're now in the anti-erudite phase of American history. This happens periodically in most societies, and it's not surprising, but that doesn't mean I'm not saddened by it. Was a time that a guy writing a book, and spending two well-researched pages on a topic as obscure as how a pipe organ works would be welcomed and enjoyed for what it is, but now we have to slap the guy down for -- and I'm not making this up, it's a quote from the OP -- being "the literary equivalent of a nerdy kid who won't shut up about how smart he is."

      It's not like Stephenson says, "hey, I'm smart, wanna see? huh? huh? huh?" No, he just writes about a wide range of technical and social issues, layering them with the fruits of his research.

      Now, you want to talk about structure, we can get into that. I think his structure sucks, especially his endings. But, I put up with that because a) he has great ideas b) his characters react to those great ideas in interesting ways and c) I come out of one of his books knowing more, and having thought more about what I did know, than I did going in. Is that an unreasonable reaction to a good book?

      If Stephenson an, say, Banks (or any other writer who can mold a storyline around a story without leaving stretch-marks) ever collaborated the result would be quite interesting to watch.

    23. Re:Neal Stephenson... by dasmegabyte · · Score: 2, Interesting

      anti-erudite phase of American history

      I am insulted, and bit shamed, that you feel I was being anti-erudite. I'm not. Two of my favorite authors are Carl Sagan and Carl Hiassen, fer crying out loud! If I'm anti-anything, I'm anti spending-a-lot-of-effort-researching-something-and -then-being-unable-to-present-the-information-in-a -subtle-and-engaging-manner-without-acting-like-it -is-the-most-important-shit-ever-and-then-never-br inging-it-up-again. But I suppose that comes from being an essay buff. If you want to research an intriguing topic and present an insightful view of it, go write for the Utne Reader.

      You may be right about the research, though. So I'd like to see what Stephenson could do with Terry Pratchett, who has amazing insight and a bit more humility. That, and Good Omens proved Pratchett could make a cohesive collaborative entity.

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    24. Re:Neal Stephenson... by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Snowcrash is 1 part nifty and 3 parts lame as hell. I'm sorry, I just wasn't that big a fan of the book... it didn't even come close to suspending my disbelief. Look at the main character:

      1) He invented half the virtual world, knew all its tricks, wrote the swordfighting code, etc.
      2) He was a master swordfighter himself.
      3) He owned like the fastest and coolest car ever.
      4) But as the book starts, he's living in a storage container and working as a pizza boy? Er... huh?
      5) Not to mention, he's like 30 years old. There's no way anyone can accomplish this in 30 years of *work*, much less 15 or so.

      Not even close to believable.

      Oh, and then there were the stupid pointless scenes of gore that made me almost puke. (One of the cops getting impaled, for instance... had nothing to do with the story, was just there to gross you out.)

      That said, the premise of the book was quite clever... but the lameness outweighed the coolness by quite a bit. Everybody is entitled to their opinion, of course, but Snowcrash was the first, and last, Stephenson I'll read.

    25. Re:Neal Stephenson... by sdcharle · · Score: 1
      I mean, the two or three pages he spent describing how to eat the perfect bowl of Captain Crunch really wasn't necessary and didn't add much.

      We call that the 'Tarantino Effect'.

    26. Re:Neal Stephenson... by iocat · · Score: 1

      I enjoyed QuickSilver, but kept feeling that if my knowledge of the history of the period was better, I would have enjoyed it much more. (One of the reasons I like Cryptonomicon so much is because I was so familiar with the modern day portions.) I'm holding off on the next book until I do read some history.

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    27. Re:Neal Stephenson... by Glytch · · Score: 2, Informative

      Hiro didn't own his car, he was just the driver. The Mafia owned it. And he ended up owing the Mafia for his little accident with it.

    28. Re:Neal Stephenson... by flaez · · Score: 1

      you did not get his point -- he didn't say he hated Stephenson being too erudite. He said he hated Stephenson making a big fuss about something not nearly as erudite as he thinks.

      I agree.

      read Stephenson going on for two pages about a pipe organ.

      read Umberto Eco going on for two pages about $ARTEFACT

      Stephenson makes a fool of himself, or pales into insignificance, simple as that.

    29. Re:Neal Stephenson... by drinkypoo · · Score: 1
      There are two reasons why someone would not enjoy a book in which the author comes across (to them) as a nerdy kid who won't shut up. Either they're too smart for it, and it comes across as sophomoric, or they're too dumb, and they just can't follow it. I don't consider myself to be the brightest individual around and I thoroughly enjoyed the book for what it was (primarily Clever and Well-Researched, which is typical for Stephenson) so you could interpret the grandparent either way, I guess.

      I admit that Stephenson's endings could use some help, but let's face it, life more or less works that way to some of us. When some major event is over we end up standing there looking alternately backwards and forwards and saying "well, what now?" Stephenson's endings are kind of self-indulgent in that he seems to want to know how things are resolved, and I think he would do better to leave himself (and us) guessing a little more.

      As for the Baroque cycle and its introductory work Cryptonomicon those books which have so far come out (all of which I have purchased in hardcover, but I have not read The Confusion yet) do not need a definitive ending, as they are parts of a series and as such will necessarily lead into or out of other works.

      To me, Stephenson seems like an amusing person who can write, as opposed to a writer who can be amusing. Personally, I am satisfied reading works written by such a person because I am not reading them to receive a perfectly edited experience, but to be entertained and made to think - two things which are one and the same to me.

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    30. Re:Neal Stephenson... by dasunt · · Score: 1

      I mean, the guy was describing the sound of a pipe organ for two pages.

      He described how a pipe organ worked for two pages. Then he later used the analogy of how a pipe organ works to describe computers and cryptography.

    31. Re:Neal Stephenson... by 0x0d0a · · Score: 1

      I mean, the guy was describing the sound of a pipe organ for two pages.

      Don't ever read Donald Knuth's homepage.

      Maybe I'm too much of an English major

      A scarce resource around Slashdot.

      There are a lot of reasons that I like Stephenson's writing, but here's a simple good one. I can read about technology from Stephenson without feeling that my intelligence is being insulted. Most writers (and that includes science fiction writers) just plain don't understant computers very well, and make very silly assumptions that techies have to drag themselves through, rolling their eyes as they go. It breaks the illusion. Stephenson doesn't do that.

    32. Re:Neal Stephenson... by 0x0d0a · · Score: 1

      I actually liked Zodiac more than the later books of his that I've read. It's kind of like Snow Crash redux.

    33. Re:Neal Stephenson... by 0x0d0a · · Score: 1

      I don't know about his other books, but after all the adolation from this website, I picked up Cryptonomicon from the library to give it a shot.

      Try Snow Crash at the library -- I was sucked in after a chapter, and I think it's *much* more engaging than Cryptonomicon. I actually didn't think too much of Cryptonomicon...

    34. Re:Neal Stephenson... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hello? Mods? Why is the parent a troll?!?

    35. Re:Neal Stephenson... by Keith+Maniac · · Score: 3, Insightful

      He just needs a good editor.

      Don't even start Quicksilver, then.

      Halfway through Cryptonomicon, I thought is was one of the best books I'd read. I didn't feel that way by the end, for other reasons.

      The entire time I was reading Quicksilver, I thought "edit, edit, edit".

      The book should have been about half as long, and nothing would have been lost.

      (there are some good parts in Quicksilver, but the majority is fluff.)

    36. Re:Neal Stephenson... by Keith+Maniac · · Score: 1

      PRECISELY!

      Stephenson erudition is forced and artificial, while Eco's is effortless and engaging.

      Here's a dissection of Stephenson explaining something:

      Character 1:
      (insert 40 lines of pandering monologue.)
      Character 2: "I don't think I understand".
      C1:
      (50 more lines)
      C2: "So you're saying (insert leading question)"
      (repeat.)

      What's so sad and tranparent about it is that whoever is designated C1 is an authority on all things in this conversation, while C2 is a moron. In the next chapter, the same pattern applies, but now C2 (the moron) is lecturing someone else!

      I first noticed it in the Library-Sumerian History section of Snow Crash, but it's in all his books, especially Quicksilver.

    37. Re:Neal Stephenson... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He dares to question the mastery of a hack writer. FOR THIS HE MUST BE PUNISHED, lest he come after Robert Jordan next!

    38. Re:Neal Stephenson... by dasmegabyte · · Score: 1

      For what it's worth, this technique was mastered by Issac Asimov, who stole it in turn from Socrates. Read -- well, anything Asimov wrote, especially the Foundation books which all follow the dialectic model. The Foundation books are still good, though, because eventually the characters of one book die and are subsequently revered or hated by their descendents in the next book for their role in "psychohistory."

      Oh, and to see where it all started, read Plato's "Phaedrus," it won't take too long and it's a really great glimpse of Socratian discourse, if a little boring.

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    39. Re:Neal Stephenson... by nessus42 · · Score: 3, Informative
      Not even close to believable.
      Clearly you just didn't get the aesthetic -- it wasn't supposed to be believable. Snowcrash was originally supposed to be a graphic novel -- i.e., a comic book -- but the artist bailed or flaked out, so Stephenson decided to make it into a text novel instead, while keeping the comic book sensibility. That's one of the reasons why the book is so interesting and groundbreaking. This crossbreeding of mediums had not been attempted much previously. Or at least not so successfully.

      |>oug
    40. Re:Neal Stephenson... by dasmegabyte · · Score: 1

      If you want to read a book with a great ending, pick up anything by Carl Hiassen. He's an investigative reporter who writes very funny and bizarre novels of tragedy and redemption. In his books, there's an uncanny sense of justice: the guy who's good at heart always wins and the guy who's bad at heart always loses, regardless of what their actions were or what their position in society is. The degree -- and the entertainment value -- of the win or loss is proportional to the degree of their crimes...for example, in Striptease, the multiple murdering sleazeball lawyer gets killed with a belaying pin and dumped into the chum bucket of a fishing boat, while the bouncer with a heart of gold that aids our protagonist throughout the novel fulfills his lifelong dream of successfully suing a yogurt company (for finding a cockroach that he himself sealed in the container).

      Some really bizarre stuff. But hilarious, and never a let down. If anything, Hiassen's biggest problem is that he toys with you. In a beautiful passage in Skin Tight, a barracuda takes off the hand of the main villain. Come to find out later that the only reason Hiassen took the hand was so the guy could strap a weed wacker to it later. What's worse is, Hiassen makes that absurd stuff really work.

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    41. Re:Neal Stephenson... by SpryGuy · · Score: 1

      Well, I have to say the very ending of Cryptonomicon didn't really live up to all the set-up, in my view. But over-all I enjoyed the book. The second half more than the first, primarily because it took me that long to get all the characters and times and places under my belt in a solid fashion.

      I do like how the writing style made you feel like you were inside the mind of an autistic person, but that style seemed to bleed far outside the thoughts of the one relatively autistic/savant character, and that got tedious quickly.

      I have to say I did enjoy the bit about how his problem solving abilities were directly related to the length of time since his last orgasm (complete with graphs). That was amusing :-)

      But yeah, it's annoying when authors get so "popular" that they don't get edited like they should. Stephen King suffers from this problem as well.

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    42. Re:Neal Stephenson... by Keith+Maniac · · Score: 1


      I'm not sure I was clear about what annoys me about Stephenson's style. It's not the dialectics, it's that this is the only technique Stephenson ever uses for exposition or backstory.

      If he can't figure out how to show you what he wants, he just has one character explain it to another, with whatever petty quibbles he might think of while writing that sequence. The paragraphs might as well all start:

      "Of course you know, ..."

      It's a viable tool, but Stephenson uses it like a sledgehammer, and it's painful to read. A good editor would sort that out quickly, but I think he feels editing is beneath him at this point.

      The section of the interview about writing longhand, then typing it in later with minimal changes was a just a confirmation of the problem to me.

      He'd be a great writer, if he had a good editor.

    43. Re:Neal Stephenson... by Keith+Maniac · · Score: 1

      No, Stephenson breaks down on simple storytelling gaffes, rather than computers.

      Semi-spoiler below, but the damn book is 5 years old now. Statute of Limitations, or something...

      Cryptonomicon began to suck for me when the EMP pulse went off. Sure, this thing knocks out everything in the area, all the chips are fried, man fried. His car doesn't work, his laptop is toast...

      And yet he pops the drive out of the laptop and pockets it, then puts it in another machine later! Couldn't Stephenson turn a hard drive over and see all those icky little chips on the back?
      How were those saved? (Never mind the EMP pulse and the platters, I'll give him that as a gift...)

      The entire EMP pulse segment was just a hack writers device to keep Waterhouse from looking at the codes until after he'd met Root on the plane, and required another stupid deus ex machina in the electromagnet doorframe.

      All when simply saying "at this moment, his battery died" would have accomplished the same thing.

      Credibility shot to hell...

    44. Re:Neal Stephenson... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is true. Some people find it engaging, some people find it inane.

      The two parts of Cryptonomicon that I remember in this style were the Captain Crunch and the 'manual override.'

      Honestly, I found it a joy to read and it still makes me giggle/grin/laugh out loud. Different strokes for different folks.

    45. Re:Neal Stephenson... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He was referring to the metaverse vehicle, not the maffia car.
      In any case, it was a stupid criticism, since he was a top-notch hacker he would obviously have top-notch software (in this case, a vehicle).

    46. Re:Neal Stephenson... by HyperCash · · Score: 1

      Oh, and then there were the stupid pointless scenes of gore that made me almost puke. I can't imagine being sensitive enough that that would make me almost puke. Maybe I've just been desensitized by video games or movies, I don't know. But your sentiment really surprised me. I didn't even notice that passage at all, it was just a fight scene and people tend to get killed in those. I don't know, maybe is just me. What do all of you think? Do scenes like this bother you? --HC

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    47. Re:Neal Stephenson... by HyperCash · · Score: 1

      "I mean, the two or three pages he spent describing how to eat the perfect bowl of Captain Crunch really wasn't necessary and didn't add much."

      I can understand the sentiment but many people, myself included, enjoy this about Stephenson's writings. I know of heard the Captain Crunch bit mentioned in a few (non-Stephenson) slashdot posts. I think that Cryptonimicron would have been worse off if an editor ripped into it and pulled out the long bits about the CC or the Wisdom Teeth, or the pipe organ or the scuba diving. Its part of his style and I, personaly, really like it.

      --HC

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    48. Re:Neal Stephenson... by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      It's not THAT he got killed, it's that he got killed by having a spear (or whatever, it's been a few years) rammed up his rectum and through his entire body out his mouth, and of course Stephenson has to describe it in great detail including the pieces of feces smeared on the side of the spear.

      Let me tell you, I've read through American Psycho, I can take the gore and the sickness, but in American Psycho it has something to do with the story at least. Stephenson could write "he was killed" and it'd be the same thing to the readers without having them suffer through the specifics.

      Maybe I'm a prude, but that kind of thing does bother me.

    49. Re:Neal Stephenson... by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      Well, I didn't do the historical research beforehand and I didn't think it was interesting or groundbreaking. Unless you're Stephenson himself, there's really no need to defend the work you know... it's not like me saying I don't like it is a personal insult to you.

    50. Re:Neal Stephenson... by ajs · · Score: 1

      I am insulted, and bit shamed, that you feel I was being anti-erudite. I'm not

      I guess I was a bit harsh. Let me just say that your post fit well into a trend of "don't give me detail, just advance the plot," that I see in most modern reviews of technical fiction. Someone else cited Clancy and he gets the same kind of reviews.

      But, go read Melville and you'll find out that Stephenson and Clancy are dead-on-target minimalists compared to some of the authors that we hold in such high regard as to force school-children to read them.

      Stephenson's one and only failing in my eyes is that he tends to get lost in the euphoria of his own stories, and I swear to GOD I can point to the exact paragraph in Cryptonomicon where he started thinking about Quicksilver... the book just "finishes up" after the cable-diving bit, and it feels forced and abrubt (which is impressive in a GIANT book like that). Stephenson needs to learn to hold on to the story and not give it up until it's done.

      Diamond age had EXACTLY the same problem. Brilliant book. Great start. Good characters. Stunningly cogent extrapolation of tech. Worst ending I've read in ages, but there too, I can see where it stopped being "The Diamond Age or A Young Lady's Illustrated Primer" and reverts to "A proposed outline for The Diamond Age or A Young Lady's Illustrated Primer" with little or no finish.

      Beyond that failing, he is the modern-day Arthur C. Clarke: a man whose grasp of the present tech is sufficient to credibly extrapolate its future and whose prose is more than sufficient to demonstrate to us the promise, folly and danger of our endevours. The fact that he loses focus 2/3 of the way through a book is, IMHO, small price to pay for that kind of clarity.

    51. Re:Neal Stephenson... by ajs · · Score: 1

      read Stephenson going on for two pages about a pipe organ

      I did. Did you? Personally, I found the topic interesting and more than a little informative (to use the Slashdot nomenclature). Was it the most insightful passage in the book? No. Was it worth 2 pages? That's really a matter of taste, but to those of us who appreciate technical geekery regardless of genre, it was.

      If the book was not for you, cool. If you prefer another author's approach, cool. I have my own gripes about Stephenson, too. But, what I'm not so willing to swallow is that the Slashdot crowd has any place going off on someone for exploring a technical tangent. What's more, the pipe organ bit was NECESSARY for the reader to understand how one could possibly fashion a computer out of these parts, and why it made our hero particularly capable of doing so.

      One of my professors got his PhD in CS by writing his thesis on a computer which he constructed entirely out of water and piping that any plumber would have access to, so I saw this coming early on in the story, but it was still a brilliant bit, and not at all obvious to most readers. Had he dropped it in as "and then he made an automatic calculator out of some spare pipe-organ parts", most of the readers would be up in arms over how stupid the idea was!

  3. So much for metaphors by tgv · · Score: 3, Funny

    And the mind of the reader will crash if you make a small mistake?

    1. Re:So much for metaphors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      No, what will happen is that the book won't make sense or will be boring, eg "Quicksilver" and "The Confusion".

    2. Re:So much for metaphors by julesh · · Score: 1

      Yeah, a reader 'bluescreen' basically goes like this:

      Reader: 'What?'

      'Huh.'

      This is usually followed by an immediate reboot ... err trip to bookstore.

    3. Re:So much for metaphors by julesh · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Doh! should've previewed. Reposting again....

    4. Re:So much for metaphors by julesh · · Score: 1

      (please ignore other copy of this post, it got screwed up)

      Yeah. A reader 'bluescreen' goes sort of like this:

      Reader: 'What?'
      [reads last sentence again]
      'Huh!'
      [throws book across room]

      This is often followed by an immediate reboot ... err... trip to the book store.

    5. Re:So much for metaphors by spellraiser · · Score: 0

      Wow - I wish writing a novel was like programming. It would rock. Here's my first attempt:

      void main(int argc, char ** argv)
      {

      dark_and_stormy_night();
      introduce_characters();
      create_conflict();
      resolve_conflict();
      live_happily_ever_after();
      }
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    6. Re:So much for metaphors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One of these days, huh?

      All too familiar - I often wish you could modify your posts afterward ... :P

    7. Re:So much for metaphors by tgv · · Score: 1

      Is the pirate ship in "introduce_characters()" or in "create_conflict()"?

    8. Re:So much for metaphors by Ra5pu7in · · Score: 1

      No, the position on the NY Times Best Seller list will crash - assuming it gets that far without the debugger (editor) kicking it back for correction.

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    9. Re:So much for metaphors by phasefx · · Score: 1

      Better change that void and add the C equivalent of return "$1,000,000";

    10. Re:So much for metaphors by SamSim · · Score: 1

      Human minds don't crash very often (although it happens) but it WILL cause the kind of mental pain that some of us experience when a movie or other piece of creative media has a really glaring plot hole: like, when that guy uses sonic depth charges in the vacuum of space in Attack Of The Clones, or every major twist in the most recent series of 24. When you notice them, these things can be irritating to the point that you stop enjoying it.

  4. Yeah - it's marketing, poor marketing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll
    Pretty obvious to me...

    He's just playing the group that he thinks is most likely to be the audience that would buy his books...geeks.

    Little does he know that we only want to know where we can download his ebooks for free.

    1. Re:Yeah - it's marketing, poor marketing by 0x0d0a · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Little does he know that we only want to know where we can download his ebooks for free.

      I know you're trolling, but I think my experience regarding this is interesting.

      I like Neal Stephenson's writing, if for no other reason than that I thought that Snow Crash was an absolute blast (if you like Gibson, you're probably going to like Snow Crash).

      I own three copies of Snow Crash.

      I was mucking about on kast, one of the more interesting (if unlikely to take the world by storm) P2P systems out there, and took a look at the ebook broadcast channel, and there was Snow Crash. Well, I've never had an electronic copy of SC, so I grabbed it. I figured I'd give SC another re-read...but it just plain was too much of a pain in the ass to sit in front of the computer and read the thing. Really, I want to be able to read my books in the bathroom, while sitting on the couch with some chips, while walking somewhere or waiting for someone outside...ebook readers just aren't nice and cheap enough to compete with books yet. The medium itself is an effective piracy deterrent, kinda like CD-ROM games in the days before broadband.

      The main reason that I'd like to use ebooks is that I find it incredibly frusterating that physical books go through "printings" -- you have to grab a physical book when it comes out, or you can't have it. Screw that. I want to be able to buy a book I liked ten years from now if I want. Having just spent a while obtaining an out-of-print hardcover book that I wanted, I know how expensive and how much of a pain in the ass it can be to get something even a few years after the printing date. I'm accustomed to the digital world, where one doesn't have to put up with this kind of stuff.

      As another aside -- I would pay for an ebook, if I could get a nice, inexpensive, copy in an open format (nothing that requires a reader that isn't going to be produced in three years). I wouldn't pay a lot, but...

      Here's an example. I remember the Sampson the Church Cat picture book series from my childhood. The books are wonderfully done -- they have perfectly serious text, and beautifully detailed watercolor illustrations. The text is quite serious, but can be interpreted in a humerous manner by seeing the illustrations. The books are, however, long out of print. I would love to obtain ebook copies at $2 each or so from an automated website, but I can't.

  5. Re:Writing is like Programming? by Stunning+Tard · · Score: 1, Insightful

    In the endless editions of identical books. Hardy brothers? Start Trek, Star Wars, Robotech?

  6. What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Why do people treat fiction authors liek gurus? I saw a robotics aritcleon here the other day where people were seriously talking about Asimov's 3 laws of robotics like they were actually applicable to real life.

    I don't understand. You don't see lawyers clamoring at the bit for Grisham's insights into their world, but you see IT dorks hanging on every word a sci-fi author drops like he just came down from teh mountain with the 10 tips to avoid being outsourced chiseled into two stone tablets.

    1. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      Why do people treat fiction authors liek gurus?

      I dunno, maybe people like you find their spelling godlike compared to your own abilities.

    2. Re:What? by Anonymous+Codger · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "I don't understand. You don't see lawyers clamoring at the bit for Grisham's insights into their world, but you see IT dorks hanging on every word a sci-fi author drops like he just came down from teh mountain with the 10 tips to avoid being outsourced chiseled into two stone tablets."

      You've got the answer right there. Insight. Great SF writers have insights that are way beyond a popular fiction hack. Asimov projected a few simple ideas into the future, explored their impacts on society, and imagined solutions that future scientists might come up with to solve the problems that arise from new technology. Many of the ideas that SF writers like Asimov and Clarke (geosyncronous satellites, anyone?) have come up with have had real impact on our world.

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    3. Re:What? by gowen · · Score: 1
      Great SF writers have insights that are way beyond a popular fiction hack
      And great popular fiction authors[0] have insights that are way beyond an SF hack. What was your point?

      [0] Twain, Dickens, Coupland, Orwell, whoever.
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    4. Re:What? by shadowcabbit · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Well, this is an obvious troll. But I feel the need to say something about it anyway. Sue me.

      You seem to be comparing Asimov and Grisham's works as if they were virtually interchangeable. They're not. Disregarding the issue of whether one is better than the other (and one always is better, depending on who you ask), Isaac Asimov's science fiction and John Grisham's legal fiction cannot easily be compared because they are two different and distinct forms of fiction.

      Grisham's work takes the existing laws of the legal world (in this case, actual legislation) and uses them as a framework for his novels. Lawyers already know these laws, and more often than not they're so common-knowledge that even IANALs can easily grasp the basics. In other words, a non-sci-fi author works with what is already known.

      Asimov's work took what (at the time) was a far-off concept and imagined what it would be like once real life caught up with it. Good science fiction isn't fiction at all-- it's philosophy and prediction. At some point in the future-- eventually-- we are going to have to deal with the prospect of robotics (Asimov). At some point in the future we are going to have to deal with direct computer-to-brain interfaces (Gibson). At some point we are going to have the technology that the authors of yesterday detailed and in some cases designed for us.

      Maybe I fell too hard for an obvious troll, but you raised what I thought was a semi-interesting (if somewhat ignorant) question.

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    5. Re:What? by squaretorus · · Score: 1

      A goodly %age of geeks are wannabe fiction writers. As such they have a degree of respect for anyone who can actually write any fiction better than passable.

      Given that they have a reasonable amount of time on their hands they will have attempted to write some fiction. Probably in a world of latex sex kittens and free bananas. They know its kinda hard.

      If you enjoy someones work - respect the effort and talent involved - and most of all were impressed with some of the ideas in the guys work - its worth showing them a bit of respect when they comment on your life (work or personal) as an outside eye is always valuable.

      That said, authors, like artists, CEOs and presidents are just dorks that got lucky.

    6. Re:What? by torpor · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Fiction propels fact in the barrent wasteland that is Mans' inspirational landscape.

      If it weren't for the sci-fi authors of the 30's, 40's and 50's, we wouldn't nearly be as motivated a technological culture as we currently are.

      I'm amazed that you are unable to see this connection, honestly. Maybe you don't know what the word 'inspiration' means?

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    7. Re:What? by hplasm · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Because they can spell?

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    8. Re:What? by Mark+Hood · · Score: 3, Funny

      Why do people treat fiction authors liek gurus? I saw a robotics aritcleon here the other day where people were seriously talking about Asimov's 3 laws of robotics like they were actually applicable to real life.

      Maybe because they can spell and punctuate properly? :)

      Mark
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    9. Re:What? by archivis · · Score: 1

      Asimov wasn't a hack - he was a skilled scientist, philosopher, editor, and author. He wrote about everything, from humor to mythology to chemistry to physics to robots. Some of its fiction, some of it isn't.

      His bibliography is huge, as he wrote some five hundred novels, with assorted short fiction, essays, nonfiction, magazine articles, and so on.

      He won every major award his peers could give him over his career, and influenced generations of authors.

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    10. Re:What? by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 1

      Orwell was primarily an SF writer, and Twain dabbled in both SF and fantasy. At least some of Dickens' output was fantasy and horror. Coupland has no insights whatsoever.

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    11. Re:What? by gowen · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Orwell was primarily an SF writer
      Bullshit. Theres no science at all in 1984, and thats pretty much the only book he wrote that could even conceivably be thought of as SF. Road to Wigan Pier, Homage To Catalonia: SF? surely you jest.
      Coupland has no insights whatsoever.
      Well, you pays your money, you takes your choice. Personally, I find Stephenson dull -- too obsessed with the minutiae of technology to include such things as good characterisation and a plot that resolves satisfyingly. (I know its a cliche, but boy, do the endings to Cryptonomicon and the Diamond Age such, or what?) Beautifully observed from a geek perspective, and full of facts, but badly written. Coupland can dwell on minutiae too, but I prefer social minutiae to tech ones. And like it or not, Coupland was sufficiently socially insightful for one of his novel titles to attach itself to an entire demographic.
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    12. Re:What? by Anonymous+Codger · · Score: 1

      If you read my post, you'll see that I modified "popular fiction" with "hack". I would hardly put Twain, Dickens and Orwell in the "hack" category. There are plenty of insightful popular fiction writers out there. I was addressing the likes of Grisham, who write entertaining prose that doesn't really contribute to the intellectual content of society. Twain, Dickens, Orwell, Asimov, Clarke, etc. make us think and help to shape society and, in the case of some SF writers, to shape future tech.

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    13. Re:What? by Strange+Ranger · · Score: 1

      Insights about the way things are or the way things were (Dickens et al)just don't tantalize some of us like insight into the way things could be (Arthur C. Clark et al). New worlds excite the imagination, or send the most effective chills down your spine because it could happen.

      One could argue it takes a much more developed imagination, knowledge of society and science, insight on the past, etc, to be able to fabricate a believable future with culture, economy, technology, politics, etc that explore where we are heading while commenting on where we are now. If you can do all this and write like a lit. major, it's even more impressive.

      "It was the best of times. It was the worst of times." That stuff is very impressive... for totally different reasons than this:

      "Southern California doesn't know whether to bustle or just strangle itself on the spot. Not enough roads for the number of people. Fairlanes, Inc. is laying new ones all the time. Have to bulldoze a lot of neighbourhoods to do it, but those seventies and eighties developments exist to be bulldozed, right? No sidewalks, no schools, no nothing. Don't have their own police force - no immigration control - undesirables can walk right in without being frisked or even harassed. Now a Burbclave, that's the place to live. A city-state with its own constitution, a border, laws, cops, everything."

      Creepy imagining that. It was published in 1992. They've now got "light beer versions" of burbclaves from WV to Oregon. In FL and CA they come even closer to Neal's vision. Gotta stay safe and keep them immagrunts out!

      Oh yeah, Orwell was largly SF by the way.

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    14. Re:What? by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 2, Informative

      Perhaps I should have said "best known for a work of SF," rather than "primarily an SF writer." In any case, 1984 is SF by any reasonable definition of the term; it is set in a (then) future world which has been drastically altered from the one in which the author lived. (And Big Brother does use some high-tech gizmos to keep any eye on his people, but that's not all that relevant.) Animal Farm, probably his second-best-known work, is unequivocally fantasy. You may persist in moving the goalposts to justify your genre prejudices if you wish, but understand that that's what you're doing.

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    15. Re:What? by fraudrogic · · Score: 1

      In response to the geosyncronous satellites, I believe A.C.C. came up with this concept in the Non-Fiction realm, not as a future technology in his stories. I could be wrong however...

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    16. Re:What? by gowen · · Score: 1

      You've missed my point. You based your argument about the veneration of SF guts on the fact that good SF is more insightful than bad popular fiction.

      I merely pointed out that good popular fiction is more insightful than bad SF, which undermines the rest of your argument.

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    17. Re:What? by gowen · · Score: 2, Insightful
      it is set in a (then) future world which has been drastically altered from the one in which the author lived.
      Yes, its set in a future world, but not one that is all that far removed from the paranoia in the information department of the BBC, during WWII. Orwell himself said this was the primary influence.

      Sure, its hyperbole, but Orwell had personal experience of both Soviet Russia and Franco's Spain, so the ideas and working of totalitarian states was well known to him.

      1984 is about the future to the same extent that Animal Farm is about agriculture or Moby Dick is about whaling.
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    18. Re:What? by gowen · · Score: 1
      Creepy imagining that. It was published in 1992
      Not that impressive. There were gated communities Africa in Asia in the 1970s, and middle class gated communities were already opening across the southern states by 1990.
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    19. Re:What? by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      Science fiction, and fantasy, postulate a world that functions differently than ours, be it by a little, or a lot, and explore how that world works. It's not about the future at all.

      Now, you can argue that there's not enough scientific change in 1984 to make it sci-fi, but that's never been what sci-fi is about. Even if you don't want to call it sci-fi, you have to admit it's on the same spectrum as sci-fi and fantasy, it's just that fantasy postulates impossible changes in society due to 'magic', science fiction postulates possible changes in science due to technology, and 1984 postulates possible changes in society, not due to anything stated.

      Which is, BTW, the same reason that alternate histories get grouped under sci-fi and fantasy....they belong there. It's 'what would happen if...', that's all sci-fi and fantasy is, it's just set in the past.

      Some people use the term 'speculative fiction', and, yes, that is what 1984 is, just like it is what Gulliver's Travels is, or what a Conneticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court is.

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    20. Re:What? by mcmonkey · · Score: 1
      Gotta stay safe and keep them immagrunts out!

      Now that's a little too extreme.

      Who'll take care of my lawn and children?

    21. Re:What? by gowen · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Science fiction, and fantasy, postulate a world that functions differently than ours, be it by a little, or a lot, and explore how that world works.
      Thats a massively over-broad definition. Enormous amounts of fiction can be so described. By that definition, "Animal Farm" is SF/F because pigs can't really speak English. Maybe Dante's "Divine Comedy" is SF/F because angels and demons and ghosts exist in it.

      How about this definition:
      Science fiction is a form of fiction which deals principally with the impact of actual or imagined science (and/or technology) upon society or individuals.
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    22. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes but there are many things that exist that do not become popular and indicative of the times and popular conscience of the people.

      Gated communities as a de facto method of building/living might not be that hard to predict I guess. But the FEELING of why they exist...? Not just high-class neighborhoods around golf courses, but as the common centers of complacent white collar republicrats who fear for the safety of their cozy existence. In combination with the deterioration of surrounding civic infrastructure. The cubicle away from cubicle. African and Asian gated communities did not foretell THAT in 1992. And that was publish date. It was well written and +5 insightful at the time. It was also the best quote I could snag in 2 minutes.

    23. Re:What? by gowen · · Score: 1
      common centers of complacent white collar republicrats who fear for the safety of their cozy existence ... African and Asian gated communities did not foretell THAT in 1992.
      Yes they did. That's *precisely* why white South Africans, middle class Egyptians and the Asian residues of Empire retreated into their private domains.
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    24. Re:What? by jmweeks · · Score: 1

      Orwell was a political writer. He wrote of class struggle and the working man and so on. His most famous books (1984 and Animal Farm) were political books critiquing Communism. Animal Farm is NOT fantasy, it's simple allegory (it was an explanation of how Communism began in Russia). 1984 was, to him, the logical conclusion of Communism. It was dystopian, set in the near future, but it wasn't really Science Fiction.

    25. Re:What? by tiled_rainbows · · Score: 1

      By yourdefinition, Star Wars isn't scifi - sure, it's got robots and spaceships and stuff, but they're not what the story's about - it's just there because it makes for cool scenery.

      Similarly, you'd have to say that Philip K. Dick isn't a scifi writer, as he only introduces technological innovations either as scenery or to explore philosophical concepts via imagined technology.

      My favourite definition of Scifi is:

      "Mainstream fiction is about people walking in and out of rooms and saying satuff to each other. Scifi is about everything else."

    26. Re:What? by gowen · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Similarly, you'd have to say that Philip K. Dick isn't a scifi writer, as he only introduces technological innovations either as scenery or to explore philosophical concepts via imagined technology.
      Dick's an interesting one. Some of his novels are clearly sci-fi : "Do Androids Dream..." (are robots capable of feeling, what does it mean to be human in a world of sentient machines, how do mood-altering machines and TV-based religious cults affect us). "Valis" / "Radio Free Albemuth" are religious allegories with God disguised as an alien. Dr Bloodmoney is straight SF (albeit with a hilarious space-war-on-LSD sequence). "The Man In The High Castle" is basically straight alternate history. "The Zap Gun" and "Vulcan's Hammer" are straight pulp SF.

      Then there are the various drug based ones -- "Flow My Tears The Policeman Said" and "The Three Stigmata Of Palmer Eldritch" for example -- are SF social criticism (even if the latter is somewhat incomprehensible).

      As to Star Wars -- the spaceships *are* what the story is about. The damn thing ends with a big battle between spaceships to blow up another spaceship. There's little characterisation to write home about, but watching the spaceships fight is fun.
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    27. Re:What? by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      That's what I said! Sci-fi involves scientific or technological changes to the world, and fantasy involves impossible changes to the world, and then they both deal with said changes. However, there are possible changes that do not fit under either sci-fi or fantasy, like alternate histories, and 1984, which is a sort of 'alternate future'.

      And Divine Comedy is fantasy. It's the special brand of fantasy that no one seems to recognize, religion fantasy, like Touched by an Angel or the Left Behind series. It's 'What if this religion were correct?'. I suspect people don't like to recognize it because, to them, it's already true. But just because someone thinks they are a vampire doesn't mean we should stop classifying Buffy as fantasy, and just because someone believes in angels doesn't make Touched by an Angel not fantasy.

      And Animal Farm is not really SF/F, because it's just an allegory. Animal Farm doesn't explore what would actually happen if animals became sentient, started talking, and took over, it's an allegory of 'workers' taking over. If it was real sci-fi or fantasy we'd have the authorities showing up to cart all these amazing talking animals off to be tested on.

      That's not to say that sci-fi can't be an allegory, almost all good sci-fi is, but saying 'animals can talk' and then not dealing with that concept is not exploring how that new world works. If they had treated that concept, with the animals having no rights, and comparing that to slavery, sure, they used a fantasy alteration to reality and explore the world, and thus it's fantasy.

      But Animal Farm, while it does have a single fantastic concept, doesn't actually explore the effects of that concept on society, instead chosing to explore a worker's revolt. Which is all well and good, I like the book, but it's not fantasy anymore than Mickey Mouse cartoons are fantasy because they have a talking mouse.

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    28. Re:What? by 0x0d0a · · Score: 1

      Why do people treat fiction authors liek gurus? I saw a robotics aritcleon here the other day where people were seriously talking about Asimov's 3 laws of robotics like they were actually applicable to real life.

      I agree that the Three Laws are ridiculously overused, but neither are they a collection of bullshit. You have to come up with some sort of high-level goals for an intelligence -- ours is to have sex, avoid physical pain, eat food, and that sort of thing.

      Stephenson *does* have interesting insights. I think that treating social systems as organisms is a *very* interesting concept, for instance. Furthermore, Stephenson was a software developer before becoming a writer -- at least in Snow Crash, he's writing quite directly about things he knows. If someone else collected their best insights and rolled them together into an enjoyable novel, I expect they'd get a fair amount of respect as well.

    29. Re:What? by Crispy+Critters · · Score: 2, Insightful
      "Good science fiction isn't fiction at all-- it's philosophy and prediction."

      Not always. One aspect of science fiction is that the author has complete control over the universe in which it is set. The author can use this control to create an environment specially tuned for the exploration of a theme of traditional literature. As an example, consider the themes of love and loneliness in Asimov's "The Naked Sun". Examining the hypothetical role of robots in society can also relate to the role of individual humans in today's society.

      Certainly there are examples of what some might call pure or hard-core science fiction that match your description, like many of Asimov's robot short stories or Heinlein's early short stories. This mode is difficult to translate well into full-length novels, with exceptions. Compare for example Foundation and Empire, which addresses human emotions and identity, to Foundation, which is more technical and holds itself at a distance from human emotion. Not many science fiction writers can (or have) put together a decent novel which is primarily "philosophy and prediction."

      I think that a lot of what is currently published as science fiction is much better as fiction than a lot of what is being published in the style of traditional fiction. Hard-core sf and non-hard-core sf play somewhat different roles in literature, and I am glad that we have both.

    30. Re:What? by Valluvan · · Score: 1

      Almost all the scientists I have read about have had one common background - they were influenced by science fiction early in their childhood. These scientists are now affecting your life in every possible way. That, I would say is as as 'actual' as anything could get in real life.

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  7. the article is too long by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    and I don't like to read.

    Does he say when the second book in the Baroque series is coming out? Quicksilver seemed to end a little flat but left me wanting more.

    1. Re:the article is too long by Knuckles · · Score: 2, Informative

      Where have you been? It's been out for ~ 2 weeks, /. even had an article. Me? Page 76.

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    2. Re:the article is too long by despik · · Score: 1

      Oh the irony. How many pages is Quicksilver, again?

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    3. Re:the article is too long by julesh · · Score: 0

      Reckon he does. Now go read it.

  8. Quicksilver by anjrober · · Score: 3, Interesting

    What do people think about Quicksilver? I am just finishing it and am very disappointed. I loved cryptonomicon but am struggling thru quicksilver. Why bring back waterhouse and the shaftoes, can't we think of new characters? And the story is dragging by. Long passages on life in feudal europe, the french, the english, the dutch, it's dull. What do other people think though?

    1. Re:Quicksilver by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not set in feudal Europe. It's set in the 17th century.

    2. Re:Quicksilver by BigHungryJoe · · Score: 2, Informative

      Some of it was dull, yes.

      I liked the description of naval tactics as they were trying to escape the pirates.

      I also liked the fact that he has a Waterhouse founding MIT.

    3. Re:Quicksilver by twenty-exty-six · · Score: 1

      It's been taking me some time to get through quicksilver. It is kinda dull in my opinion, though I think it's because I am always comparing it to Cryptonomicon.

    4. Re:Quicksilver by netsrek · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I found it utterly compelling.

      The detail, the incredibly tumultuous times... all these historically great scientific figures who hadn't worked out how to do science yet.... The political upheaval... the fights over the calculus... the amazing picture of London it built up...

      a couple of pages here and there dragged on, but I was entranced. I called in sick for a couple of days to work to simply sit at home and read it.

      I don't get the Snow Crash hero-worship though. It's kind of crap. Cryptonomicon was brilliant, Diamond Age slightly less so and Zodiac was a good yarn.

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    5. Re:Quicksilver by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stephenson has always fallen into the habit of writing with the intent of showing off the amount of research he's done.

      Within the sci fi genre it is OK since you're normally describing something that hasn't happened yet.

      Quicksilver at times felt a lot more like a history book than good fiction, but it was hilarious at times and the King of the Vagabonds story was great.

    6. Re:Quicksilver by smartin · · Score: 1

      I just finished Quicksilver and enjoyed it alot. I read it a chapter or two at a time over the course of a few months and savoured every page. You have to approach it like a long cross country car trip, don't sit there whining "Are we there yet?", sit back and enjoy the ride.

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    7. Re:Quicksilver by Captain+Large+Face · · Score: 1

      I read Cryptonomicon and found it very interesting, so I bought Quicksilver on the strength of that. I didn't finish it because I found it far too dry for my taste. Perhaps I shall go back to it another day.

    8. Re:Quicksilver by Paleomacus · · Score: 1

      I appreciate Quicksilver the same way you do.

      Where our opinions differ is in regard to Snow Crash. I absolutely LOVED that story. I had no idea you could make a pizza delivery guy interesting! I've never read Diamond Age nor Zodiac yet.

      Due to my enjoyment of Quicksilver and the quotes at the beginnings of chapters I'm (re)visiting some classics. Canterbury Tales is a BLAST.

    9. Re:Quicksilver by imadork · · Score: 1, Insightful
      Quicksilver is the first book that I truly got pissed off while reading. While I appreciated the detail and wide scope of the book, it didn't have the motion that his other books had. It felt like being in a fast car but being stuck behind someone doing 20 in a no-passing zone. Would that be page rage instead of road rage?

      Eventually, I finished it, after putting it down for weeks at a time and then reading in three-day stretches. I'll read the second eventually, but maybe I'll wait for it to hit the discount rack. Actually, maybe I'll read cryptonomicon again instead...

    10. Re:Quicksilver by fgc · · Score: 1

      In that case, you're going to love The Confusion. I'm about a third of the way throuh it, and it's just as good, with almost an element of Mary Gentle's Ash thrown in - Tukish Janissaries and the like.

    11. Re:Quicksilver by Anonymous+Meoward · · Score: 1

      To borrow a quote Winston Churchill (from memory, so bear with me), "he is a man who can put so few thoughts into so many words".

      Okay, that was a tad harsh. Quicksilver has its moments, but not enough to justify 800+ pages, including a "Drammatis Personnae" section to keep all of the characters straight. The storyline move as quickly as molasses in Murmansk. And when it does become interesting, it feels as if Neal is just showing off his erudition, like a domineering party guest you soon find yourself steering away from.

      Some authors can justify huge manuscripts (and huge efforts on the reader's part) by the sheer quality of their prose. Stephenson isn't quite there yet.


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    12. Re:Quicksilver by TheAcousticMotrbiker · · Score: 1

      Quicksilver rules.. of course Im slightly biassed as quite a bit of action takes place in my country (the netherlands) or in places I';ve been and am (to a degree) familair with.

    13. Re:Quicksilver by dr_dank · · Score: 1

      It was a sad day for me when a Neal Stephenson novel lost out to watching paint dry in the battle for my leisure time.

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    14. Re:Quicksilver by FinalCut · · Score: 1

      So far I haven't liked it much. I thought Cryptonomicon was 'OK' but not that great. In both I find the same annoying tendency of Stephenson trying to show off how much he knows.

      He goes off on these long asides at times describing some technology as if the reader doesn't know anything at all about it. If I wanted an encylopedia I would have bought one. Does he really think non-tech minded people are going to buy his books? I mean, really, how much interest does cryptography have to the non-geek?

      I have fought through quicksilver hoping something interesting would happen and have been sorely disappointed. Thankfully it was a gift. I will not buy the next book(s) in the series as I don't think they would be worth the time to read.

    15. Re:Quicksilver by subrosas · · Score: 1

      I found the use of the ancestors of the characters from Cryptnomicon to be irritating and distracting, though not as irritating as the recurrence of Enoch Root.I found myself enjoying the book much more if I put Cryptnomicon completely out of my mind and read this as tabula rasa as I could manage. Seriously - the book has both pirates and science!
      Immortal agents of the gods (or whatever) named Enoch Root are just silly.
      But Pirates are cool! The history of science is cool! So I have to give the book a thumbs up in the last analysis. Pirates and science beat irritating recurring characters (or even recurring families).

    16. Re:Quicksilver by phiala · · Score: 2, Interesting
      The detail, the incredibly tumultuous times... all these historically great scientific figures who hadn't worked out how to do science yet.... The political upheaval... the fights over the calculus... the amazing picture of London it built up...

      I'm having a hard time actually finishing it, but I'm fascinated by Stephenson's view of the world at that time... all these very bright people, who as a _culture_ just realized that they don't know _anything_ and want to figure it all out!

      Through most of European history received wisdom a la Aristotle was the definition of how the world worked. Remarkably suddenly, this was overcome, and the world changed. Or rather, the perception of the world changed, and people set out to learn the way things really worked, instead of accepting explanations that were centuries old.

      It's just amazing.

      If you are so inclined, and are at an institution that subscribes, you can read the original articles online - Philosophical Transactions of the Royal Society are online back to their origins in 1665 at JSTOR (which by the way is a great resource).

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    17. Re:Quicksilver by 0x0d0a · · Score: 1

      I thought Crytonomicon dragged at places, actually.

      I can happily read very slow-paced novels, but the problem is that NS was using a slow-moving story and a fast-moving story. It reminded me a bit of the problems with the second Matrix movie -- the pacing changes from very fast to very slow. It's jolting, and hard to adjust to one or the other.

      Snow Crash had a few slower and faster bits, but transitioned between them a bit more gradually, IMHO.

    18. Re:Quicksilver by drinkypoo · · Score: 0, Flamebait
      Each work of fiction penned under the name "Stephenson, Neal" has been basically a self-indulgent orgiatic wankfest in which a single displaced geek (The Baroque cycle leads us to believe that Stephenson himself might choose the words Natural Philosopher) triumphs, saves the day, et cetera. Zodiac featured a tree-hugging chemistry geek. Snow Crash featured a programming geek. Diamond Age featured a nanotech engineering geek. Cryptonomicon featured another programming geek, who is also a math geek, and his grandfather, who was also a mathematician, not to mention Gogo Dengo, who is an engineer - another kind of geek. Finally we have Quicksilver which finally breaks the mold, as one of our primary characters is a vagabond (his specialties are social engineering and sticking sharp things into people.) The woman doesn't count as a deviation from the formula however, as she is just discovering geekdom just as happened formerly in Diamond Age with Nell. And of course, we still have a geek character.

      What I'm trying to get across is that these are all hero-worship titles. You can see elements of the same thing in his other books but they are much more loosely tied to the Stephenson formula. The settings have become steadily deeper, I can't wait to read Confusion - maybe I can get a start on it this weekend.

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    19. Re:Quicksilver by VeeCee · · Score: 1

      I loved Quicksilver. I found the time period, governments, science, alchemy, religion, wars, commerce, and intrigue all fascinating. I'm about 1/3 of the way into The Confusion and am loving every word of it.

    20. Re:Quicksilver by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The real hero of The Diamond Age is that little girl who grew up to be a princess or something like that. Sure it featured geeks, but the main interplay was on Nell and the emotional attachment of the ractor to her.

      But boy oh boy, was the "sex" cult completely unneeded.

    21. Re:Quicksilver by anjrober · · Score: 1

      my bad...

  9. Reuseable code... by skidoo2 · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...Is the bane of too many crap writers.

    1. Re:Reuseable code... by spurious+cowherd · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Oh ghu yes!

      Just read some of Heinlien's latter works for empirical evidence.

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  10. Writing != Programming by WwWonka · · Score: 5, Insightful

    All I'm saying is that the thing you're making -- the novel or the computer program -- has got a very complicated and finely wrought hierarchical structure to it

    Programming is becoming the the new age lemming work for the 21st century. Writing "a great story" takes the creative juices and adds the authors personality and unique style. Add "unique" style to code and you have just become a sloppy programmer.

    1. Re:Writing != Programming by ThePretender · · Score: 4, Insightful

      it is similar to the "music is math" argument. At the base level, yes it is. But there is just something extra (they "creative juices" and "unique style" you mention) that transcends music's mathematical base. Such is the case with writing. People may churn out derivative books/essays/etc but there are still authors out there that add their unique touch to their work.

    2. Re:Writing != Programming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Uhm, writing != programming?

      How would YOU know? Have you done both?

      Stephenson has. Not many people know this as he doesn't really advertise it, but Neal Stephenson is a key contributor to the Linux kernel. He is also responsible for adding Chuck Cranor's UVM to NetBSD.

    3. Re:Writing != Programming by sbma44 · · Score: 5, Funny
      You're absolutely right. A program can be beautiful, and its creators can take pride in it. This is the same pride a bricklayer might take in a well-built wall. That doesn't mean it's a creative endeavor.

      I think it's hilarious that the article includes an edited version of Stephenson's comments comparing programming the writing. He was led into that question by the interviewer and he heavily qualified his answer, to the point where it basically boiled down to "both involve typing". Yet we Slashdotters are ready to jump all over it -- "OMG Neal and I are exactly the same we'll be best friends 4EVER!!!"

      Stephenson's awesome: an entertaining writer and a geek to boot. Let's not forget which one comes first.

    4. Re:Writing != Programming by frs_rbl · · Score: 3, Funny

      ...Neal Stephenson is a key contributor to the Linux kernel...

      You mean the Finux kernel (read at the end of the article)

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    5. Re:Writing != Programming by elpapacito · · Score: 1

      Well writing indeed != programming

      Writer: I just created the word "ssssnnmmmafuz" Wow I'm creative ! It means a lot to me, and only to me ! I could have written about something else well covered by others, but that would not have been creative so who cares.

      Programmer: I just managed to make this algorithm 10% more efficient than the previous algo. Yeah I'm not going to become famous because nobody is going to notice anyway, but that algorithm is helping folding@home understand what's going on with prions and the mad cow disease. In the long run I'm helping save some life maybe.

      I mean come on ! Anybody can write any nonsense and claim they're creative : indeed they're , technically speaking , but who cares ?

      In my opinion the bookwriter isn't more creative then a programmer, when it comes to using language. Everybody must abide to certain rules of language syntax and rules of communication ...that's true for programmers as well but they wrestle with a number of variable, constrains and constant that are given by both the language they're using and the binary nature of computers.

      The really creative writer/artist, imho, is the one who manages to convey a message or a truth that was either hidden and not well understood or simply misunderstood ; programmers usually aren't creative in this way , but neither are many writers.

    6. Re:Writing != Programming by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      But programming is a creative endeavor so long as we are problem solving in the process. If we are simply applying known methodologies to solve specific problems then we are simply engaged in acts of construction. While some programming tasks are certainly just an assembly process, life is about learning and I at least (btw I am a craptacular programmer) prefer to find solutions myself before I go looking for the "Right" way to do things. As such, for me, programming is an almost entirely creative process.

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    7. Re:Writing != Programming by 0x0d0a · · Score: 1

      Stephenson's awesome: an entertaining writer and a geek to boot. Let's not forget which one comes first.

      He worked as a software developer before working as a writer. :-)

    8. Re:Writing != Programming by pfafrich · · Score: 1
      it is similar to the "music is math" argument. At the base level, yes it is. But there is just something extra (they "creative juices" and "unique style" you mention) that transcends music's mathematical base.

      This reminds me of a conference called "The Art and Science of Baysian Image Analysis". Just because its maths does not mean that there is no space for the creative juice. In Baysian image analysis (using techniques similar to those in modern spam filters to interpret images) there are many ways to tackle the same problem. In it, as in many other mathematical/scientific fields, there is no one right solution, instead there is more than one way to do it. Thats where the art comes in.

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    9. Re:Writing != Programming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It takes great creativity and style to solve many problems presented to programmers. Even the crafting of a good algorithm or hash function is beauty and art. Its the understanding of the data and problem presented to you and coming up with a way to represent and process it with a structured language that has rules associated with its assembly. Wait does that describe something very similar to a writer coming up with a way to get a character through a particular situation. I believe it does. Amazing.

  11. Writing CAN BE like Programming. by Allen+Zadr · · Score: 3, Funny

    Maybe he writes "choose your own ending" books under a pseudonym.

    • You think it's funny and laugh, turn to page 4
    • You are scared and slowly back away, turn to page 83
    • You are suspicious but decide to play along, turn to page 45
    • You whole heartedly agree, turn to page 20
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    1. Re:Writing CAN BE like Programming. by Random+Data · · Score: 1
      • You think it's funny and laugh, turn to page 4
      • You are scared and slowly back away, turn to page 83
      • You are suspicious but decide to play along, turn to page 45
      • You whole heartedly agree, turn to page 20
      • Cowboyneal, turn to page 42
  12. The short version by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    "All I'm saying is that the thing you're making -- the novel or the computer program -- has got a very complicated and finely wrought hierarchical structure to it. The structure has to work right or the whole thing fails. But the only way you can work on it is by hitting one character at a time..."

    Or to put a Tao spin on it ...

    "The finest program begins with a single keystroke."

  13. So... by xconslash · · Score: 4, Funny

    One character at a time. Does that mean writing and programming are both O(n)?

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  14. Works in Progress by diogenesx · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Does anyone know if Neil is planning any near future works besides the Baroque Cycle? I loved The Cryptonomicon, but I've heard to many dissapointing things about his last two novels to invest that much time reading them. I want a sequal to Snow Crash! BTW, has anyone else noticed the between Neil Stephenson's Snow Crash and Gibson's Virtual Light? They were published at nearly the same time and I found alot of similarities in the characters and stories.

    1. Re:Works in Progress by bigboard · · Score: 1

      I want a sequal to Snow Crash!

      What do you think The Diamond Age was?

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    2. Re:Works in Progress by diogenesx · · Score: 1

      Ok, I want a direct sequal to snow crash.

  15. Command pipeline full of holes! by redelm · · Score: 1

    Why not `grep -src FIXME /usr/src/linux` ? Runs quicker and far fewer fork()s.

    1. Re:Command pipeline full of holes! by julesh · · Score: 1

      # grep -src FIXME /usr/src/linux
      grep: invalid option -- r
      Usage: grep [OPTION]... PATTERN [FILE]...
      Try `grep --help' for more information.

      I think you've got an enhanced version of grep, there.

    2. Re:Command pipeline full of holes! by redelm · · Score: 1
      GNU grep 2.5 in Slackware 9.1. I believe all non-micro Linux distros use GNUtils.

      Even my FreeBSD uses GNU grep.

  16. Re:Snow Crash by SomePoorSchmuck · · Score: 1

    I'm curious as to why people think this was such a great novel. It was like one of Tom Robbins' weaker stories crossed with one of Dan Simmons' more mundane horror/action works, but with more technobabble thrown in.

    Now, The Diamond Age was a well-told story, but Snow Crash? I just don't see it.
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  17. Re:Writing is like Programming? by Gyan · · Score: 3, Funny

    (for first_book=SUCCESS; current_book!=FAILURE; current_book=rehash(prior_book)}

  18. I'll only read the article by imadork · · Score: 3, Funny

    if someone assures me that is has a @$^@$%&$ ending!

    1. Re:I'll only read the article by Tackhead · · Score: 4, Funny
      > if someone assures me that is has a @$^@$%&$ ending!

      Of course it has an ending. You set up this recursive loop, see, and you have it going around and around. And you have this other thread running in the background. And it spawns two child processes. And then you do a malloc(), and you say "Holy Fark! Only three pages free!". So you exit(0) and kill -9 everything.

      Halting problem, my ass. All Stephenson novels halt. You even get advanced warning when you realize that you can feel your right forefinger and your right thumb through the last couple of pages! What more could you ask for?

      (Disclaimer: I love Stephenson's novels. I despise the abrupt endings, though. I hope for the sake of Mrs. Stephenson that he doesn't fuck like he writes. If he does fuck like he writes, would she please enclue him? It might improve his writing!)

    2. Re:I'll only read the article by cardshark2001 · · Score: 1
      if someone assures me that is has a @$^@$%&$ ending!

      Well, I get the same dissatisfied feeling as you do sometimes, but when you think about it, real life doesn't have endings (other than when you die).

      Why do we have to have this incredibly constraining, hollywood ending sort of conclusion to everything? I wonder if it is a cultural thing, or if it's an intrinsically human thing? In any case, Neal's books seem so *real* to me, that any sort of tidy little ending would seem out of place, I think. Plus, if there's no ending, there's nothing for you to hate.

      The only other writer I've ever encountered whose worlds seem so real to me is James Clavell (whom I *highly* recommend if you like Neal, though it's all historical fiction, not SF). He built these incredibly rich worlds with very three dimensional characters just like Neal does.

      Guess what? He never wrote an ending either.

      I think it's just one of the things you have to put up with to get such a complex, involving narrative.

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  19. Unless by dolo666 · · Score: 1

    > Add "unique" style to code and you have just become a sloppy programmer.

    That is unless your unique style just saved the company $2mil... then you're just a quickly forgotten hero.

  20. if you like Stephenson by jacquesm · · Score: 2, Informative

    go and read:
    Greg Bear
    William Gibson (you already knew that)
    Terry Pratchett (more humorous, but nice)
    "the light of other days" (forgot the author)

    there's some really good stuff in there.

    A friend and I trade our 'best sf' books, fortunately fair use still allows that (but I'm beginning to wonder for how long). If the goons get their way fair use on other media could go out the window too, let's see:

    This book is sold under the following EULA:

    You may read this book *once*. Upon reading the last page of the book you agree to destroy it. You may not discuss the contents of this book in private or in public, nor shall you lend it to someone else or give it away, other than unopened and unread. :)

    1. Re:if you like Stephenson by Strange_Attractor · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The Light of Other Days = Arthur C. Clarke and Stephen Baxter
      I'd recommend Baxter too, especially the Manifold... series. And EARLY James Hogan (Voyage From Yesteryear, Inherit the Stars, Thrice Upon a Time)

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    2. Re:if you like Stephenson by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Manifold: Space by Baxter is one of my favorite books. Read that, forget Stephenson's latest stuff.

    3. Re:if you like Stephenson by RetroGeek · · Score: 1

      The Light of Other Days = Arthur C. Clarke and Stephen Baxter

      Great book.

      Warning, slight plot disclosure.
      .
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      .
      .
      . ..

      Really explores the way society changes if privacy completely disappears (including viewing the past).

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    4. Re:if you like Stephenson by vanWilder · · Score: 1

      Terry Pratchett is posibbly the worst author I have had the misfortune to encounter in the past ten years. Saying that his characters are one-dimensional is being generous. Saying that his plots are empty and without direction and meaning is being generous. Saying that his humor is sophmoric is .. well, that's actually pretty accurate. Ick. Seriously.

    5. Re:if you like Stephenson by drinkypoo · · Score: 1
      Stephenson is possibly my favorite author. Gibson, on the other hand, writes popcorn. I don't regret spending time reading Gibson's books, but I regret spending money on them - which I have had the good sense not to do since Idoru.

      With that said, if you like Stephenson, and you don't like Gibson, try Walter Jon Williams. I have greatly enjoyed all of his books which I have read, which include Hardwired, Aristoi, Angel Station, Voice of the Whirlwind, and others.

      Another truly fantastic author (IMO) is Roger Zelazny, most famously the author of the Amber novels. He's also written a bit of Sci-Fi however, and it's pretty good stuff.

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    6. Re:if you like Stephenson by Xybot · · Score: 1

      I vote for VURT and Pollen by Jeff Noon.

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    7. Re:if you like Stephenson by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The Light of Other Days = Arthur C. Clarke and Stephen Baxter
      Really explores the way society changes if privacy completely disappears (including viewing the past).
      ?? There's a novel (actually a fix-up of shorter stories) by Bob Shaw, from the 1970s with that exact same title. And the same subject matter: although Shaw's scenario was the invention of "slow glass", a sandgrain sized speck of which could hold images of its surroundings for up to years...
  21. Re:Writing is like Programming? by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 2, Insightful
    for(i=1;i<625; i++)
    {
    printf("%d\t My Big Fat Novel \t Moi\t %d\n", 2*i, 2*i+1);
    }
    Actually, he believes that the process of writing is like programming in that it reduces a complex ephemeral idea into a series of characters.

    It's been a long time since anyone used a fountain pen to enter their programs, though.
  22. Neal is the man! by ErisCalmsme · · Score: 1

    I mean damn that interview was long! I was expecting the usual few questions and answers. Personally, I wouldn't have the mind to ask that many questions to my favorite writer (Mr. Stephenson of course)... I mean if I could get him to talk to me for that long I'd just invite him out for a beer and end up talkin about nothing much lol.

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  23. Oh, I know... by Allen+Zadr · · Score: 5, Insightful
    If Grisham wrote profound stories on the morality of laws and what they could mean if prosecuted, then lawyers probably would put more stock in his stories.

    However, the morility plays that have shown up in Grisham novels that I've read were not profound. They were just extensions or plays off of what we already know are current consequences of laws.

    On the other hand, Asimov (and I'd point out Philip Dick) put a lot of thought into the moral and ethical issues that could come out of technology that doesn't yet exist.

    Some of these predictions have already come true, because they were both profound and well thought out. There has been scientific research into robotics based on ideas from Asimov and Dick.

    They all tell good stories, but the bonus of SciFi is the profound consideration of things that could someday become reality.

    That said, there are things suggested by SciFi writers that are absurd. But people use thier own judgement as to whether these ideas have merit. Obviously, a lot of people have respect for Asimov's ideas. I think your best bet is to read some Asimov books and judge his ideas in their original context.

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    1. Re:Oh, I know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      [...]the morility plays[...]

      Dvorak keyboard, I see. ;)

  24. Snowcrash vs Cryptomicon : WWF final by ishmaelflood · · Score: 4, Funny

    a) C is twice as heavy at least, so in a free for all wrestling match it will win

    b) C is funnier than S

    c) S has the best shaggy dog story (the fight in the mall)

    d) C has the best sidebars. The breakfast cereal one, in particular.

    e) S is a bit, well, dull. Software hackers (or pizza delivery people) might be very interesting to themselves, but entrepeneurs are more exciting to read about for the rest of us.

    I make that 4:1 in favour of the current heavyweight, Mr Cryptonomicon.

    Fix! fix!

    1. Re:Snowcrash vs Cryptomicon : WWF final by rwiedower · · Score: 1

      I'd suggest, humbly, that the hubris involved in naming your main character "Hiro Protagonist" is worth at least 1 point of S, bringing the total to 4-2.

    2. Re:Snowcrash vs Cryptomicon : WWF final by CaseyB · · Score: 1
      d) C has the best sidebars. The breakfast cereal one, in particular.

      How apropos: I woke my wife up while reading in bed last night and giggling at his description of the spoon.

  25. Re:Snow Crash by mar1boro · · Score: 1

    I agree. The Diamond Age is one of the best told sf stories I've ever read. Very smooth.
    Zodiac and Snowcrash are almost character studies for Cryptonomicon.
    I really like The Barroque cycle, so far. I imagine it would take a few reads to actually tease
    apart all the threads. I'll have time, someday.

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  26. Coupland? by ishmaelflood · · Score: 0

    Call me a dumb Ozzie twat,
    but who the hell is that?
    Orwell I know
    and Dickens, fo sho,
    But I've never heard of Coupland

    (c) Limericks aren't us.

    1. Re:Coupland? by Strange_Attractor · · Score: 2, Informative

      I'm sure he means Douglas Coupland, author of Microserfs and several other works.

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  27. Re:Writing is like Programming? by Hyler · · Score: 1
    Shush!

    Don't say that, somebody will do it, like the crazy norwegians that actually implemented the April Fools RFC 1149 - Standard for the transmission of IP datagrams on avian carriers.

    Actually you almost already can. There are programming environments where you can write programs on a Pocket PC, and those have handwriting recognition. It would scratch and stain the touch-sensitive display if you used a fountain pen instead of a plastic stylus though.

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  28. Good Baroque Cycle Resource by palutke · · Score: 4, Informative

    Metaweb - A wiki about the Cryptonomicon/Quicksilver Universe, with contributions fro Mr. Stephenson

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  29. Re:Writing is like Programming? by tehcyder · · Score: 1
    I can only afford pen and paper, you insensitive clod!

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  30. Salon Subscription ?! Fuck that ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can anyone please post the Google cache or some affiliated-like trick to get past this uber-turnoff ? I just HATE when an article starts and then BANG, "Sign in if you want more, we need MONEEEEEEEY, wra wra wra", this sucks...

  31. Coupland & Oblig. Simpsons Ref. by Chalybeous · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Hi, I'm Douglas Coupland. You may remember me from such books as Generation X, Microserfs and All Families are Psychotic"
    </troy mcclure> ;-)
    The Coupland File, for more info.

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  32. science fiction writers... by zogger · · Score: 2, Insightful

    are our futurists, because they are basically science nerds who write novels and short stories from their perspective. And it's really that simple. It doesn't mean they are all bang-on accurate prophets, but the really good ones and the good examples tend to have a nice track record so far on extrapolating technology trends and societal patterns.

  33. Re:Coupland - reprise by ishmaelflood · · Score: 1

    I was wrong
    wrongitty wrong
    I have read "All families are psychotic"
    And enjoyed it very much
    Gong!

    (c) not all Limericks rhyme either

  34. If Cryptonomicon was "Good" by JAZ · · Score: 1, Funny

    If Cryptonomicon was "merely good" I'm seriously scared of Quicksilver.

    Cryptonomicon was the first (and so far only) Stephenson book I've tried and I just found it to bad to be able to read. It seem like ever other page had either a metaphor or simile that was borrowed from one of those deliberately bad writing contest.

    It's been a few years, but I remember a few of them like: ...he swiped his credit card like an assassin swiping a razor across his victims neck. ...the sailors let out a collective sigh like the entire ship had just ejaculated.

    The story was almost interesting, but the delivery was so bad I gave up about 1/5 of the way thru.

    What is it I'm missing that folks like about Stephenson? Is it just that he hits on geek subject matter?

    Maybe I just don't get it.

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    1. Re:If Cryptonomicon was "Good" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      he swiped his credit card like an assassin swiping a razor across his victims neck.

      You must be American, it's meant to be ironic...

    2. Re:If Cryptonomicon was "Good" by lidocaineus · · Score: 1

      What is it I'm missing that folks like about Stephenson? Is it just that he hits on geek subject matter?

      Woo! You win a prize.

      Lame, eh? I literally laughed out loud (LOL if you please) at those bad passages... and the worst part is from what I gathered from interviews and anecdotes he's iterated, he's not even a real geek, just a geek wannabe!

    3. Re:If Cryptonomicon was "Good" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For iron, that's pretty poor.

  35. Re:Writing is like Programming? by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 1

    Perhaps there was a "fountain pen" pen option for IBM's Crosspad

  36. Why is he still considered Science Fiction? by jeblucas · · Score: 3, Informative
    Seriously. I was at my local library the other day (picking up Fedora Core UNLEASHED--who dl's ISO's?) and saw his books over in the SF section. This is an -ahem- colorful area populated by Jedi School books and assorted crapola that the library doesn't want to taint their Fiction stacks.

    Snow Crash, OK. Diamond Age, yes yes. But Cryptonomicon is not very science fiction-y. It's more Tom Clancy than SF--I mean these are computer scientists and all, but they aren't neutronic worms living on the surface of a star. And I just know the librarians are going to toss Quicksilver over there once it's off the "New" shelf. This book is historical fiction-- albeit about nerds, but it's "HF" none the less. (I can't wait for the next Con! Ye Olde Renaissance Faire!).

    When's this guy going to get some credit for moving on?

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    1. Re:Why is he still considered Science Fiction? by schemanista · · Score: 1

      When's this guy going to get some credit for moving on?

      Shortly after you RTFA.

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    2. Re:Why is he still considered Science Fiction? by dltallan · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The reality of the book publishing industry (which gets reflected in libraries) is that genre is as much about marketing as it is about content.

      These books are considered science fiction by bookstores and libraries because they are published by a scince fiction imprint and marketted as science fiction books. The publisher probably chose to do that because they thought there would be more of a financial reward promoting the books to Stephenson's existing fan base (which looks at the science fiction racks) then seeking a new fan base (which may look elsewhere in the store/library).

      Similarly, you tend to see the science fiction of established "literary" authors (such as Margaret Atwood) is not marketted as science fiction.

      If you pay attention to these things you may notice that there are a number of books that are marketted to different genres, either simulaneously or sequentially. One of the more famous examples of this was the "adult" (trade paperback sized) version of _Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone_, with the photograph of the steam engine on the cover, which came out at the same time as the children's edition (but with a significantly higher price). A number of books and series have been marketted sometimes as "fantasy" and at other times as "children's" or "young adults".

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    3. Re:Why is he still considered Science Fiction? by VendingMenace · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Well, there may be hope. Not all of his books are in the SF section. "The Big U" is almost always found in the "literature" section (whatever that means) or the plain old fiction section.

      Granted, this is prolly his least populare book (i acutally enjoyed it) and it was his first. So he hadn't really been pigeonholed by marketers yet. But at least there is a precidence for him not having all of his book in SF. So perhaps this book will end up keeping the lonely "the big U" company on the fiction shelves.

    4. Re:Why is he still considered Science Fiction? by imadork · · Score: 1

      His current books may not strictly be "Science Fiction". But they are "Fiction about Science, among other things". What other category would you put them in?

    5. Re:Why is he still considered Science Fiction? by dasunt · · Score: 2, Informative

      But Cryptonomicon is not very science fiction-y.

      Wrong. Cryptonomicon, Quicksilver, and the Confusion is science-fiction.

      Reason is ROT13'ed for spoilers.

      Ubj znal cbyvgvpny rfcvbantr obbxf unir na vzzbegny punenpgre?

      Rabpu Ebbg vf vzzbegny. Ur nyfb nccrnef gb unir gur cbjre gb envfr gur qrnq, ng yrnfg, Obool Funsgbr oryvrirf Rabpu unf guvf cbjre va Pelcgbabzvpba.

      Va Dhvpxfvyire, ur unf nanpebavfgvp xabjyrqtr nobhg veba naq narzvn gung nccrnef gb or qryvorengr. Ur vf nyfb engure ybat yvirq naq va rkpryyrag pbaqvgvba sbe uvf ntr (fnzr nf va Pelcgbabzvpba.

      Va gur Pbashfvba, Ybgune pbasvezf gung Rabpu vf vzzbegny nobhg unysjnl guebhtu gur obbx. (V unira'g svavfurq gur obbx, ohg gur pbire oyheo nyfb zragvbaf n cevrfg ergheavat sebz gur qrnq juvpu fbhaqf yvxr vg fubhyq vaibyir Rabpu.)

      More importantly, I believe that Stephenson himself considers Cryptonomicon and the Baroque Cycle SF for the reasons given above.

      PS: ROT13 (de|en)coder link

    6. Re:Why is he still considered Science Fiction? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A good example is Ender's Game. Different versions can be found in the SF, Teen, and Beginning Readers sections of your local Barnes&Noble.

    7. Re:Why is he still considered Science Fiction? by RaymondRuptime · · Score: 3, Interesting

      What is it about SF-heads and Slashdotters that makes the group so damned exclusionary? It seems like every time an author is discussed here, and the article or a poster refers to that person as an SF author, a huge argument ensues over whether that person or a given work is "really" SF. Please.

      When I first got into SF many decades ago, the two main attractions for me were cool conceptualizations of space stuff and described universes where diversity of species was honored and worked towards. Not all the captains of ships looked like Bill Shatner, and most crews were integrated in some fashion. Societies had moved on from the foolishness which embroiled us at the time, and people were trying to solve great problems.

      I suppose it was naive of me, but I thought that the SF reader community would reflect those kinds of values and perspectives. Maybe not so naive: the gang of nerds and ex-hippies that hung out around the Recycle Bookstore, and talked about SF for hours, was like that.

      I hate sounding like Rodney King, but can't we all just get along? I'm not intending to trash the parent poster; the isn't-SF thread appears is many other responses. I'm just asking this community: Do we have to expend energy arguing about whether authors are fit to claim The One True SF Path? Can't we appreciate those who stretch the genre, who bring in other knowledge and disciplines, who invite us to think in different ways and consider new perspectives?

      That's my wistful, wishful thinking...

    8. Re:Why is he still considered Science Fiction? by frankie · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I was at my local library [...] and saw his books over in the SF section.

      I was at my local library the other day, and was pleasantly surprised to discover that they had completely eliminated the artificial category segregation. Adult Fiction was one long zigzag, alphabetical by author. Hyperion, Ileum, Joe Kurtz, etc were sandwiched between novels from two other Simmonses. Definitely the way a library should operate -- better for the readers, easier for the staff. You might want to suggest this to your librarians.

  37. Mind-controling Sumerian... by mengel · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Actually, I thought it was a really cool concept -- that there could be a verbal, low-level, "machine language" for people; and that someone in history figured out how to write a security module in it so people couldn't just arbitrarily be ordered around anymore.

    I mean, come on, it's fiction! It's at least as believable as Elven magic...

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  38. RE: Oh STFU by Big+Sean+O · · Score: 1

    Salon always has a "Get A Free Daypass" option for people who want to read the whole article but don't feel like subscribing.

    You watch the small commercial and quit-yer-bitchin. Just like TV, except it's only one commercial a day. I can't even do that on HBO...

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  39. Character abuse by Earlybird · · Score: 1
    • But the only way you can work on it is by hitting one character at a time...

    And sometimes you just kill them off, you sadist!

    Really, you'd think a writer (especially Stephenson) would know the difference between computer keys (the little plastic things on your keyboard) and computer characters (the little invisible things in your computer's memory).

    1. Re:Character abuse by 0x0d0a · · Score: 1

      I think it's pretty safe to say that NS does, in fact, know the difference.

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  41. Parts of the book by Iron+Fusion · · Score: 2, Informative

    I actually found the "boring banking parts", the scenes at the Royal Society, etc, more interesting than the sometimes-overblown "adventure" parts of Quicksilver

  42. Re:Writing is like Programming? by RetroGeek · · Score: 1

    In the endless editions of identical books. Hardy brothers? Start Trek, Star Wars, Robotech?

    This would be more like a while(true) loop.

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  43. Re:Writing is like Programming... by wintermind · · Score: 2, Funny

    You correct your LaTeX.

  44. More in the same vein... by DG · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Finished reading "Con-Fusion" yesterday; great read.

    More in a similar vein:

    "The Days of Rice and Salt" by Kim Stanley Robinson

    "Pastwatch: The Redemption of Christopher Columbus" by Orson Scott Card (the last decent book he wrote)

    Less speculative, but historical and rollicking good fun: "The Aubury-Maurtin Series" by Patrick O'Brian, starting with "Master and Commander"

    Pure history: "The Invasion of Canada" by Pierre Burton

    DG

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    1. Re:More in the same vein... by QEDog · · Score: 1

      How does Confusion compares to Quicksilver? I thought QS needed some serius editing, only 1/3 of the book was interesting. I bought Confusion out of compulsion, and I read 150 pages and find it even slower than QS. Should I bother reading more?

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    2. Re:More in the same vein... by DG · · Score: 1

      I found it to be much faster paced than QS, and there are less technical asides - something that I actually missed a little.

      I also thought it was a lot funnier too. If you liked the ostritch scene in QS, there's more of the same in CF.

      And - without giving anything away - there are some payoffs to be had in CF, rather than being forced to wait to the last chapter of the last volume to get those payoffs. Some subplots actually END.

      Stick with it and I'm sure you won't regret the decision.

      DG

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    3. Re:More in the same vein... by QEDog · · Score: 1

      Thanks. I will stick with it. I loved the ostrich scene, and in general most of the stuff that had to do with real scientific figures. I will keep on reading, if all the trading stuff doesn't make me fall asleep again.

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  45. ObSimpsons by rsadelle · · Score: 2, Funny

    Lisa: Can you tell me what happens at the end of the series?
    J.K. Rowling, increasingly annoyed: He grows up and marries you. Is that what you want to hear?
    Lisa, dreamily: Yes.

  46. The showdown IS closing open brackets by technoCon · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The big showdown IS the equivalent (metaphorical (of closing brackets)).

    Or {parentheses, as the case may be}.

    You didn't see the last chapter of Cryptonomicon in the right light. To me, it looked like a friggin' LISP program with several hundred pages worth of loose ends tied up as best Stephenson could manage.

    (My fave (LISP) idiom was the square brace (that told the interpreter, "dammit, *you* count the parentheses (I'm done here]

    1. Re:The showdown IS closing open brackets by flaez · · Score: 2, Interesting

      He does that. It just looks like }}}}}}}}.

      what he said. this is really the best (and shortestest) characterisation of NS's 'plot-crashing' I can think of.

      yep, the concept of a human 'machine language' is cool. but, in a cyberpunk (not, faery or whatnot) setting, shouldn't at least an attempt be made to be neurologically credible? just evoking sumerian is lame. if you study only a little bit of sumerian, you will see that it is just another human language people write their everyday stuff in. for my taste, the conspiracy would have had to be slightly more involved to be palatable; apart from being totally foreign to the rest of the concepts -- come on, this is like Darth Vader hunting for the Holy Grail!

    2. Re:The showdown IS closing open brackets by M.+Baranczak · · Score: 2, Funny

      this is like Darth Vader hunting for the Holy Grail!

      Quiet, fool! You don't want to give George Lucas any ideas.

  47. Similar to Usenix 2004 Keynote by po8 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Neal Stephenson gave a talk similar to this interview as a keynote last June at Usenix 2004 in San Antonio. Turns out he's also a rocket geek, so I got to chat with him briefly: very nice guy.

  48. More Info on Asimov by Allen+Zadr · · Score: 1
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  49. heres the article, anon so not to karma whore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The author of "Cryptonomicon" and the "Baroque Cycle" talks about the brighter side of Puritanism, the feud between Newton and Leibniz, and the literary world's grudge against science fiction.

    By Laura Miller

    April 21, 2004 | Rumor had it that Neal Stephenson would follow "Cryptonomicon," his bestselling 1999 novel combining present-day high-tech entrepreneurs and World War II-era derring-do, with a similar tale of fugitive data and high adventure set sometime in the near future. Last year, with the publication of the first of the three-volume "Baroque Cycle," "Quicksilver," Stephenson revealed that he'd turned the dial on his time machine in the other direction. "Quicksilver," written by hand with a fountain pen in an alcove lined with a huge map of early 18th-century London, immersed the author and his legions of devoted readers in one of the most intellectually exciting and politically momentous periods of history. It was the age of such scientific geniuses as Isaac Newton, Gottfried Wilhelm von Leibniz and the undersung polymath Robert Hooke, and also the time when our modern economic systems began to take form.

    Unusual subjects for fiction, perhaps, but Stephenson makes the "Baroque Cycle" a weirdly effective mix of high-octane tutorial and ripping yarn. To balance such cerebral characters as Newton and Daniel Waterhouse (Puritan ancestor of the Waterhouses, crack mathematicians and programmers, in "Cryptonomicon"), he introduces Jack Shaftoe, aka the King of the Vagabonds and his sometime-paramour turned countess and financial whiz, Eliza. Shaftoe, like his descendant Bobby in "Cryptonomicon," skips from one outlandish but irresistibly entertaining exploit to the next, barely escaping with his skin intact: war, thieves, prison, pirates -- you name it. As for Eliza, well, she's the kind of girl who encrypts top-secret military information in her cross-stitch embroidery and surreptitiously handles the investments of half the court of Louis XIV. The second volume in the "Cycle," "The Confusion," published on April 19, continues the saga, with an even more lavish serving of the feats of Jack and Eliza.

    Stephenson found time for an interview during the course of a road trip, in a borrowed 40-foot R.V., across the high desert of Washington state from Spokane to his home in Seattle. It was a long conversation.

    What inspired the "Baroque Cycle"?

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    It was an unexpected byproduct of "Cryptonomicon." One of the things I wanted to talk about in that book was the history of computing and its relationship to society. I was talking to Stephen Horst, a philosophy professor at Wesleyan, and he mentioned that Newton for the last 30 years of his life did very little in the way of science as we normally think of it. His job was to run the Royal Mint at the Tower of London. I'd been thinking a lot about gold and money, which were themes in "Cryptonomicon."

    At the same time, I read a book by George Dyson called "Darwin Among the Machines," in which he talks about the deep history of computing and about Leibniz and the work he did on computers. It wasn't just some silly adding machine or slide rule. Leibniz actually thought about symbolic logic and why it was powerful and how it could be put to use. He went from that to building a machine that could carry out logical operations on bits. He knew about binary arithmetic. I found that quite startling. Up till then I hadn't been that well informed about the history of logic and computing. I hadn't been aware that anyone was thinking about those things so far in the past. I thought it all started with [

  50. Science fiction? by mi · · Score: 1

    Although I really liked all three of the listed books, I'd only call one of them -- the Snow Crash a work of Science Fiction. The two others, while, indeed, works of fiction and pleasantly heavy on science, do not, in my opinion, belong to the SciFi genre.

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    1. Re:Science fiction? by drinkypoo · · Score: 3, Funny

      You basically have to call them "Science Fiction" because there's no section in the store for "Natural Philosophy Fiction".

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  51. I missed your point too then... by Allen+Zadr · · Score: 1
    Are you saying that Grisham is just as insightful as Isaac Asimov? If Grisham is that insightful, then you have indeed, "undermin[ed] the rest of [his] argument".

    Otherwise, his argument seems well in-tact to me.

    If I'm missing something, please inform me. But I've read several Grisham novels, and while they are very entertaining, they do not strike me as having brought to the fore-front anything that was not already well understood.

    In fact - your point, in many ways (again, correct me if I'm missing something) actually seems to support his argument.

    The original post compared Grisham's lack of influence on lawyers to Asimov's profound influence on 'geeks' as if to point out that fiction authors should not be taken so seriously. " Why do people treat fiction authors [like] gurus?"

    Yet, the moral quandries outlined at the base of many Dicken's stories are still used today to illustrate decisions that people face in daily life. Science Fiction or not, Orwell's 1984 is often quoted by civil rights proponents and law-makers alike.

    Basically, Anonymous Codger was trying to illustrate why Asimov has influence on science where Grisham does not influence law. I see no reason for you to present your point as an argument.

    Again, correct me if I'm missing part of the picture here.

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    1. Re:I missed your point too then... by gowen · · Score: 1
      Are you saying that Grisham is just as insightful as Isaac Asimov?
      No. The OP suggests that geeks hang on SF authors in a way that other people don't dote upon popular authors.

      The respondent says : "Great SF authors are more insightful hack popular authors."

      Well, thats a good answer w.r.t. the specific example of Grisham (as he is a hack).

      But: there are very many great popular authors and
      i) they are at least as insightful as Asimov et al
      ii) while they are treated as great creative artists, they are not (often) treated as Gurus in the same way that SF authors are.

      So, insight is not the answer. (if it were, the insightful popular authors would be treated as gurus too).
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    2. Re:I missed your point too then... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      uh what about the Men/Mars...Women/Venus author? or the Randroids?

    3. Re:I missed your point too then... by sparrow_hawk · · Score: 1

      In fact, Isaac Asimov was called Dr. Asimov for a reason (hint: it starts with a 'Ph' and ends with a 'D'), and his particular area of specialty was science, so the Good Doctor could certainly be considered a guru on matters of science. In fact, Asimov wrote a staggering quantity of non-fiction as well as fiction.

  52. not the best writer in the world by mikeg22 · · Score: 1

    I've read Snow Crash and Quicksilver and my opinion is that Stevenson has a very creative mind but isn't a terribly good writer. His dialog is laughable and his tendency for Tanantino-esque stylization is a huge turnoff for readers like me.

    1. Re:not the best writer in the world by 0x0d0a · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Really? The gritty, over-the-top style from Snow Crash is what makes me really like him.

      I also found some of the insights in his work very interesting. I don't agree with all of them, but...well, let me put it this way. NS work reminds me vaguely of the literary version of The Matrix. The Matrix (the first movie) had lots of ridiculously over-the-top dialog and posturing, and was popular because of a bit of philosophy that was thrown in. NS throws a lot of interesting ideas into his books, and has the same over-the-topness. Plus, Snow Crash has a hacker for a Protagonist. What's not to like?

      I think that NS can have a tendancy to bog down sometimes. I can understand someone feeling that the comic-book-style over-the-top approach might be juvenile. However, these just really pale compared to the benefits.

      Oh, and NS writes fiction dealing with technology where those of us that know technology don't have to constantly wince at the absurd inaccuracies throughout the book.

  53. Disagree by arevos · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I've read both, and I prefer Snow Crash, because...

    1. More consistant pacing. Cryptonomicon meanders in places.

    2. Cryptonomicon starts so, and ends so fast you'd miss it if you blinked. It's as if his editor told him to hurry the book up, and Stephenson crammed the ending into as short a space as possible. Diamond Age suffers from this even further, stuffing as much as possible into the ending chapter. An epilogue would be so appreciated. Snow Crash ends a lot better, and seems better planned out.

    3. Can't figure out why you think Snow Crash is dull. Personally, I found Cryptonomicon to be dull in a few parts, whilst Snow Crash kept up its fast pacing most all the way through.

    Personally, I far prefer Snow Crash over Cryptonomicon. It's also the only Neal Stephenson book I've read that doesn't seem to much suffer from a rushed ending.

    1. Re:Disagree by drunkenbatman · · Score: 1

      Personally, I far prefer Snow Crash over Cryptonomicon. It's also the only Neal Stephenson book I've read that doesn't seem to much suffer from a rushed ending

      I read snow crash after crypto, and I had this really eerie feeling that I was reading a screen play and not a novel. It was really getting to me throughout the book, and I'd swear (unless he specifically told me otherwise) that he wrote that book with a screenplay in mind.

      I mean, everything from the pacing and how the book was separated out just seemed geared towards the film, but it really started hitting me when the punk kid is riding out of the fed building on her skateboard. I swear, every single shot was described from the pressing of an individual button, to the pan down to the wheels, etc, etc, etc.

    2. Re:Disagree by arevos · · Score: 1

      Close. Snow Crash was originally supposed to be a graphic novel.

    3. Re:Disagree by drunkenbatman · · Score: 1

      Dude, that's good to know I'm not crazy in what I was picking up on. Thanks.

  54. Libraries Respecting "SF" as Historical Fiction by handy_vandal · · Score: 2, Informative

    Cryptonomicon is not very science fiction-y. It's more Tom Clancy than SF--I mean these are computer scientists and all, but they aren't neutronic worms living on the surface of a star. And I just know the librarians are going to toss Quicksilver over there once it's off the "New" shelf. This book is historical fiction-- albeit about nerds, but it's "HF" none the less.

    I've found that my local librarians are responsive -- indeed, grateful -- when I tell that a book published as "science fiction" is actually a solid work of historical fiction. (I'm thinking here of the novel "Byzantium", which isn't SF in the least -- fine historical fiction, and nothing but.)

    We probably can't integrate the SF ghetto with general fiction on a large scale, but making a case-by-case arguments for outstanding books can get results.

    -kgj

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    1. Re:Libraries Respecting "SF" as Historical Fiction by mattsouthworth · · Score: 1

      I haven't thought long or hard about this, and I'm no librarian, but I don't mind so much that my library segregates the scifi.

      My reasoning: When I was a kid, say, from 4th to 9th grade, I think I read every book on the shelf in my hometown library's scifi section. I certainly read a lot more because of that classification than I would have if I'd no way to find out that Asimov, Dick, and Zelzany were worth my time.

      Actually, I've never read anything by Zelzany, but I had to pick a scifi author with a Z name to make my point that the Fiction stacks were too long.

    2. Re:Libraries Respecting "SF" as Historical Fiction by handy_vandal · · Score: 1

      I'm no librarian, but I don't mind so much that my library segregates the scifi.

      I don't mind segregating SF as such -- a lot of books belong in an SF section. What bugs me is when a book that isn't really SF, or that properly belongs to a much wider category than SF, gets filed away in the SF ghetto.

      Actually, I've never read anything by Zelzany, but I had to pick a scifi author with a Z name to make my point that the Fiction stacks were too long.

      I recommend Zelazny's Lord of Light -- an outstanding novel. Nine Princes in Amber is pretty good, too.

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  55. Re:Writing is like Programming... by sdcharle · · Score: 2, Funny

    Then you call the book 'Finnegan's Wake'.

  56. Could we Explore? by Allen+Zadr · · Score: 1
    You have to admit that Asimov, is a guru in that he wrote fiction and non fiction about both science and future science. So, he's probably a poor subject for attack anyway.

    I see your point fully when it comes to an SF writer like Hubbard. I mean, to found a religion? If you make that point, I fully concede. I can't imagine, even a very insightful fiction author being able to credibly form a religion.

    But putting those two anomolies aside. I would say that Orwell and Bradbury, or even gasp Stephen King have just as high a guru status as, say, Philip Dick, Arthur Clarke and (the subject at hand) Neal Stephenson.

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    1. Re:Could we Explore? by gowen · · Score: 1
      I agree. My disagreement with the original responders argument clouded the fact that I too disagreed with the original poster.

      As you point out, the answer to the question
      Why do SF writers get treated like gurus and non-SF writers not?
      is : non-SF writers *do* get treated like gurus.
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  57. Characters vs. keys by arevos · · Score: 1

    pedantic (adj.)
    Characterized by a narrow, often ostentatious concern for book learning and formal rules

  58. Umberto Eco's a good example of *his* point by ianscot · · Score: 3, Insightful

    As long as you mention it, I happen to be rereading "Name of the Rose" at night lately, and my impression from the first time -- that he was self-indulgent, like you're saying -- is basically completely gone by now. The book's really written cleanly, it works incredibly well. Also I'm finding his characters are more complete than I'd remembered them. (The movie, though, stunk.)

    I truly hate the idea that all fiction has to be so "tight" that every word drives the plot forward another step. If an author wants to assume I'm bright and curious enough to read two pages about pipe organs, and she can write, I'm there. Not everything has to have the narrative compression of a touring Broadway show. Sometimes it's okay to assume your audience is made up of intelligent, curious people who'll stick with you a little.

    Thomas Mann is another author whose stuff you probably wouldn't tolerate. Your loss, seriously. Sometimes Peter Cook's "Bedazzled" is cool, but there's a place in the world for "Doctor Faustus" too.

    And okay, sometimes those learned digressions are self-conscious fat to be trimmed -- but that isn't limited to "intellectual" fiction at all. Tom Clancy's got as much worthless detail (about military hardware) as anyone. The rafts of detail are painful to wade through, for me.

    So, uh, nope -- it's not as "simple as that."

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    1. Re:Umberto Eco's a good example of *his* point by flaez · · Score: 1

      hello? are you replying to me? You are basically saying what I was saying: compare Stephenson to Eco, and Stephenson will look like a schoolboy.

      Mann and Eco are my favourite authors.

      But I think there is vague agreement in this sub-thread that Stephenson, while he has much potential, needs some heavy editing. and more style.

  59. Re:Reuseable code...and it's King: Piers Anthony by jwpacker · · Score: 1

    Heinlien, hell!

    I give you Piers Anthony. His Incarnations of Immortality series in particular is guilty as hell of this. Read the first (On a Pale Horse), maybe the second and third...and you start to see plenty of 'reusable code' - verbatim cut and paste from one book to the next, with a quick change of pronouns...

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  60. In Defense of the Baroque by mattsouthworth · · Score: 1

    The and the previous review The Confusion really brought out the haters of Quicksilver.

    I appear to be a somewhat atypical Stephenson reader. I've read Zodiac, Snow Crash, Cryptonomicon, and Quicksilver. Of those I thought Snow Crash was the weakest - many readers seem to think that was his pinnacle. I enjoyed the pulpy Cryptonomicon; I thought Quicksilver was a great book.

    So, I'm running up a quick list of what's good about Quicksilver. Be clear that I don't own the book, I returned the library's copy 6 months ago, and I have a poor memory. Mild spoilers inside.

    - How about Papa (Drake) Waterhouse? The guy has most of his facial features removed but lives on for years, successfully, to go on and die in a glorious explosion?

    - And more gross outs: Newton coming to understand lenses by sticking a rod into his socket and changing the shape of his eye; The live dog dissections; the ever-present 'Barber-Surgeons' with their quick amputations.

    - I found the opening scene, in Boston, to be captivating. I know I'm a sucker for anything set in that city, but I loved the description, the revealing of characters, Daniel's internal dialog (like his risk assessment of when to reveal his weapons), and the goofy Harvard boys.

    - So many of the characters had interesting backstories. How about the Shaftoe boy's childhood occupation of execution acceleration? How about 'Half-cocked'?

    - One more aside that sticks in my head - when Jack realizes that farrier and the french for horseshoe share a common root, meaning that somehow english and England had been influenced by french and the French.

    And on a grander scale, he accomplishes two literary feats: first, the slow merging of two stories that start out totally separate; second, the illustration of commonalities between his characters of several hundred years ago and his modern readers.

    A common complaint of the book seems to be its length. So what? It could be shorter, but nearly any fiction can be abridged. Its length allows it to, as I stated above, slowly merge two seperate stories, develop at least 5 main characters (so far), and cover at least 50 years.

    Maybe all the dislike will mean fewer people will be in line ahead of me to borrow The Confusion at the library....

  61. Description of the spoon by attercoppe · · Score: 3, Funny


    I woke my wife up while reading in bed last night and giggling at his description of the spoon.

    Now there you go. That's the kind of person that identifies with the nerdy kinds of obsessive/compulsive behavior and intense attention to minutiae that Stephenson can imbue his characters with, as well as the geeky aspects of the characters and overall story. I think people who are nerds will appreciate the highly detailed and circumlocutive descriptions and sequences. Geeks will enjoy the technical descriptions of concepts that they are not familiar with (and perhaps of those which they are). Those of us who are nerds and geeks will really get it, and see ourselves in both the instructor and the instructed when Stephenson exposits through alluding dialogue. We've been the expert, we've been the novice. We will be thankful for being made to follow these often a-mazing intimations and actually think, rather than being force-fed the point like viewers of most TV sitcoms.

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  62. An old trick by PennyUK · · Score: 1

    They've been doing that for a very long time: War Games (the book of the film) came out as a Penguin (with swear words) edition and a Puffin edition (without swear words, 25p cheaper) at the same time, back whenever it was the film came out.

  63. Ah, says who? by jonskerr · · Score: 1

    I joined the SCA when I was 16 (nowadays you have to be 18 for the fighting) but I got pretty good within a few years, not even practicing every day. Hiro practices a LOT. and technically he's only a master in the metaverse; in the real world he only fought with either unarmed people or people w/guns or knives. Oh and Raven's harpoon.
    He also had a full time job writing code for one of the first institutions the created the Metaverse, including the creating the Black Sun. He didn't 'invent half the virtual world', he wrote some of the fundamental code that makes it work; so it stands to reason he'd know the tricks, especially in the Black Sun.

    Reading comprehension is pretty low in this thread. And didn't we have this EXACT SAME DISCUSSION a few days ago when the most recent book came out? All you dildos who bitch about /. dupes better not be double posting your gripes about Neal Stephenson.

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  64. Re: Oh STFU by numatrix · · Score: 1

    Also, in case anyone's interested, you can first visit:

    http://salon.com/news/cookie.html

    And not have to watch the commercial. If, say, you don't have a browser that supports the flash advertisements, or are just really impatient.

  65. Pshaw. by transiit · · Score: 1

    Neal Stephenson can't hold a candle to Stephen Bury. Now there's a writer

    -transiit

  66. Re:Writing is like Programming... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    your readers don't even bother trying to compile your future software.

  67. One character at a time, no doubt. by OnanTheBarbarian · · Score: 1

    Important difference between programming and NS's writing: in programming, we occasionally edit or even delete functions...

  68. It goes even deeper than that... by DG · · Score: 1

    You're brushing up against the truth... and I hope you get a chance to read this before the roving eye of Slashdot moves on.

    You have to remember that people of pre-modern times were 1) every bit as intelligent as modern humans and 2) DEEPLY religeous, on a scale that (mostly) no longer exists.

    This gets mentioned briefly late in Con-fusion, when (parphrased from memory) Newton says he cannot be as wise or skilled (read as "intelligent") as King Solomon, as the Bible says that Solomon was the wisest man to ever be. The Bible is literal truth, ergo, Newton must be less wise than Solomon. Collorary - technology PEAKED with Solomon, and has been degrading ever since.

    Now I don't think this _exact_ line of reasoning was the common prevailing opinion of the time... but it IS true that "old" was considered better than "new", and for religeous reasons. The world had been created perfect, and then Man corrupted it, and all had been decaying ever since.

    As such, the only place to look for "new" knowledge was in old books - to recover information previously lost.

    (And to a Europe slowly recovering from the Dark Ages, where much had indeed been lost and where conditions in general HAD worsened over a long period of time, there would be much recent evidence supporting this position)

    However, around about the time of the Enlightenment (when these books are set), there was a sea change in people's perceptions. Mankind was NOT in a state of perpetual decay; the "ancients" had NOT known everything - rather, the opposite: mankind was slowly lifting himself out of the swamp, and the ancients had known mostly nothing. Darwin put the capstone on this....

    This opinion isn't just revolutionary, it's the sort of thing that gets men labeled "heretics" - and THAT can get you tortured and killed! (NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition!) And even if you are not afraid at being burned at the stake, for someone so deeply religeous as pretty much everybody was at the time, it must have been a tremendous internal struggle to find that your work and findings contradicted the Church's teachings.

    I know it's a very alien mindset to what we have today, but probably the single biggest concept to come out of this period in time was the very *possibility* that new knowledge capable of being worked out from first principles.

    DG

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  69. Genius! by Big+Sean+O · · Score: 1

    Thank you. A notional +5 Informative from me and a little green dot next to your name.,.

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