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  1. Re:Sums it up ... on DoJ Admits Aaron Swartz's Prosecution Was Political · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Nice manifesto, but the truth is pretty simple. It's about the money. It's always about the money.

  2. Re:Sadly, this is probably as good as it gets on Gubernatorial Candidate Speaks Out Against CAS · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Well, at least consumers now have an obscure gubernatorial candidate, who stands no chance of winning either the primary or election, on their side. Guess that beats *nothing*.

    You can make this guy into a major candidate by writing him a check. As a matter of fact, if he doesn't get a couple of hundred thousand checks from the Slashdot community pretty damn quick then you all might be the whining do-nothing slackers the more cynical among you have always claimed.

  3. I already know how to crack that lock on Fingerprint Purchasing Technology Ensures Buyer Has a Pulse · · Score: 1

    Hey, pal! Does this smell like chloroform to you?

  4. Re:Break Their Legs and Put Them in the Everglades on 'This Is Your Second and Final Notice' Robocallers Revealed · · Score: -1, Troll

    You know what we do to spammers.

    In a perfect world... spammers would get caught, go to jail, and share a cell with many men who have enlarged their penisses, taken Viagra and are looking for a new relationship.

    a new Christian relationship

  5. Re:Well on U.S. Reps Chu and Coble Start Intellectual Property Caucus · · Score: 1

    As long as the U.S. provides for the time tested tried and proven methods of letting people freely experiment with building on existing ideas and technology it will be just fine. Woe be the day though when artists and inventors have a say in which direction the next generations creator's choose to take their ideas, for that will be the death of innovation in this nation.

    That day of woe is soon. Disney is lobbying Congress to allow the patenting of movies and songs, so if you want to make a movie which in any way uses any of the themes, settings, character types, or is suggestive in any way to a viewer of any aspect of a patented Disney film the Federal Copyright Bureau of Investigation will raid your set and cart you off.

  6. Ruh Roh on U.S. Reps Chu and Coble Start Intellectual Property Caucus · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Sounds like our Congress has already been retrained to believe that copyright violations are a criminal matter to be prosecuted by the government rather than a civil disagreement to be adjudicated between private parties.

    Yeah, I'm being obvious. But it got me thinking: What civil matters are the next to become criminal through lobbying by corporations?

  7. I was excited until I read further down on NASA's Basement Nuclear Reactor · · Score: 2

    "In fact, it still has to be proven that the phenomenon even exists...." When you see this in an otherwise-gushing piece, the bells should go off.

  8. Re:Spread em' on Cellphone Privacy In Canada: Encryption Triggers Need For Warrant · · Score: 1

    Not a crime to remove those tags. The seller cannot, the buyer is free to do so.

    But any rebroadcast, reproduction or other use of this post without the express written consent of Mr. paiute is still prohibited.

  9. I have an idea (or maybe not) on Tech Leaders Create Most Lucrative Science Prize In History · · Score: 3, Funny

    My plan is to emulate my hero Zuck - find a scientist with a great idea, sign up to work for him, copy all his notes, disappear for a while, reappear with his work with my name on it, claim the prize.

  10. Re:On code names on Report: Windows Blue Reaches Its First Milestone Build · · Score: 1

    Windows Nova?

  11. Re:Windows Blue... on Report: Windows Blue Reaches Its First Milestone Build · · Score: 5, Funny

    There is such a thing as being too serious. Don't like the memes here? Go to another site, it's easy.

    I don't want to put in the 19 clicks to get to another site.

  12. At Barnes and Noble on Bill Gates Says Windows Phone Strategy Was Inadequate · · Score: 4, Funny

    I just saw the 2013 printing of his book The Road Ahead with a sticker on the cover which read: Now Revised To Include Wireless.

  13. Re:this is AWESOME on New Imaging Sheds Light On Basic Building Blocks of Life · · Score: 1

    We have a reasonably good idea of how the basic building blocks work. We could build nucleotide sequences which would lead to proteins of our choice. What we don't know shite about really is the secondary, tertiary, etciary environment in which these things interact. It's like the difference between knowing how to print a dollar bill and understanding the US economy.

  14. Whoa whoa whoa on Are Plastic Bag Bans Making People Sick? · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hold it right there with your reasonable alternate hypothesis. We already have the answer we want. Plastic bag ban = neohippie commies = Liberals = certain death.

    Sincerely,
    Roger Ailes

  15. Re:Not mentioned in the article... on Laser Intended For Mars Used To Detect "Honey Laundering" · · Score: 1

    the bees drink sugar water. For all I know, that happens in the US, too. As mentioned above, go to a farmer's market and buy some local honey.

    Bees are fed sugar and sugar water even in small local apiaries to help replace the honey the humans are stealing from the hive.

  16. Re:Buy local honey on Laser Intended For Mars Used To Detect "Honey Laundering" · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Fresh? I thought honey lasted for years.

    It does. That's why the honey you buy at the Stop & Shop could have been sitting in a tank in China for several years.

  17. Re:Only fair on Billionaires Secretly Fund Vast Climate Denial Network · · Score: 1

    We shall in Christian charity forgive you for trying to bring a Wall Street Journal opinion into a scientific discussion of climate science.

  18. Only fair on Billionaires Secretly Fund Vast Climate Denial Network · · Score: 5, Funny

    The secret billionaires are just trying to even the playing field against those fat cat scientists who are rolling in their trillions from government grants. Exxon is David against the NSF Goliath, man.

  19. Re:Round up the freaks on When Google Got Flu Wrong · · Score: 4, Funny

    Why stop there? Just arrest people for non-conforming behavior.

    Why stop there? Just arrest everyone.

    (Disclaimer: My 401k is all in for-profit prison systems.)

  20. Supernatural repercussions on Lew Rockwell: Ron Paul Not Using the State or UN to Control RonPaul.Com · · Score: 1

    Ayn Rand would be rolling in her grave if Cheney and the Koch brothers hadn't dug her corpse up in 1981 and made it into a tasty stew which they consumed with a fine bottle of Chianti.

  21. Re:Oh great. Just what I needed. on Intel To Launch Paid Web TV Service With Set-Top Box · · Score: 1

    Followed by a little avatar with cauliflower ears and a 5 o'clock shadow: "Yo! This is Vinny! It'd be a shame if your wife and boss found out about dat program youse was watchin' the udder night. Hows about you sign up for our privacy protection program?"

  22. Re:Bill needed on Xbox Originator: "Stupid, Stupid Xbox!!" · · Score: 3, Funny

    Everyone else long ago noticed how MS flatlined when Bill left, besides the fact that he was obviously a visionary and genius (and not half bad at business either). You may disagree with a ton of things he did, and rightly so on many of them, but you can't look at Microsoft's massive rise and Bill's obvious driving of said rise and go "Yeah, Bill leaving MS was the best thing that happened to them". It's patently ridiculous.

    Son, all I remember about your visionary genius is when I saw his book - which was published in 1995 - in Barnes and Noble with a big red sticker on the front which read: Now Revised To Include The Internet.

    So much for the vision thing.

  23. Re:Name format on Xbox Originator: "Stupid, Stupid Xbox!!" · · Score: 1

    After I posted this, I read the comments and looked at the official site. Apparently they changed somewhere along the line to Xbox.

  24. Name format on Xbox Originator: "Stupid, Stupid Xbox!!" · · Score: 1

    It's interesting to see the person who named it format the name - properly, I assume - as xBox, not XBox or Xbox. I rarely see it in the correct style, but it hasn't registered before, unlike the Mac/MAC or iPod/IPod/Ipod errors I see all too often.

  25. Re:So Simple! on COBOL Will Outlive Us All · · Score: 4, Funny

    So get that manual out, and have a try!

    These seem to me like famous last words, almost as dangerous as the classic "Hold my beer and watch this!"