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  1. Urine ready on Groups Urge FCC To Block NBC-Comcast Merger · · Score: 1

    "Among the threats listed are the potential for the new media giant to violate net neutrality and favor its own content both on television and online."

    Potential? Yeah, and I have the potential to have to take a piss sometime in the next two days.

  2. Re:Sigh... on "Cumulative Voting" Method Gaining Attention · · Score: 3, Funny

    Democracy is the worst form of government, except for all those other forms that have been tried from time to time.

        -- Sir Winston Leonard Spencer-Churchill

    "I'll wager that a countryman's half of all Churchill quotations are fictions, dream'd up on a whim to aid the malarkinations of sophists and deceivers. I for one have never met the fucker, and know not one man of good sense who hath."

        -- Thomas Jefferson

    "What are you staring at, homo?"
    - Sir Winston Leonard Spencer-Churchill, to FDR, after the PM emerged naked from his shower at Yalta.

  3. Re:All I can hope on Thailand Shuts Down 43,000 More Websites · · Score: 1

    But I guess it will be long before the UK closes web sites on the ground that they are defamatory to the royal family.

    Well, there goes the UK dressage team's chances.

  4. Re:Bangkok renamed on Thailand Shuts Down 43,000 More Websites · · Score: 1

    Actually the real full name of bangkok is
    Krung Thep Mahanakhon Amon Rattanakosin Mahinthara Yuthaya Mahadilok Phop Noppharat Ratchathani Burirom Udomratchaniwet Mahasathan Amon Phiman Awatan Sathit Sakkathattiya Witsanukam Prasit
    it means
    The city of angels, the great city, the eternal jewel city, the impregnable city of God Indra, the grand capital of the world endowed with nine precious gems, the happy city, abounding in an enormous Royal Palace that resembles the heavenly abode where reigns the reincarnated god, a city given by Indra and built by Vishnukarma

    Confucius say: Man who go through airport turnstile sideways going to Krung Thep Mahanakhon Amon Rattanakosin Mahinthara Yuthaya Mahadilok Phop Noppharat Ratchathani Burirom Udomratchaniwet Mahasathan Amon Phiman Awatan Sathit Sakkathattiya Witsanukam Prasit!

  5. Re:It's easy to feel good about Apple's policies.. on Apple Reverses Rejection of Ulysses Comic · · Score: 1

    I hate iProducts. The thing I hate the most about them is that they are so popular

    Yeah! When will those stupid sheeple wake up?

  6. Re:turtles all the way down on Fermilab Experiment Hints At Multiple Higgs Particles · · Score: 1

    I remember hearing the theory that just as we get close to figuring out the universe, it instantly morphs into something more complex and confusing. Personally, it's the best explanation yet into how the universe works.

    No, you remember hearing that when we figure out the universe, we win the game:

    http://www.scribd.com/doc/19550880/GUT-The-Grand-Unified-Theory-A-oneact-play-with-seven-blackouts

  7. Re:I Orders, and Why is This News? on iPhone 4 Pre-Orders Wreaking Havoc On Apple Store · · Score: 4, Funny

    Slashdot should is an attack site.

    I accidentally the app store.

  8. Re:quite different on Apple Censors Ulysses App In Time For Bloomsday · · Score: 1

    Apple is backing themselves into the same corner they did with PC's

    A 240 billion dollar market cap? I'd like to find a corner like that to back into.

  9. Re:quite different on Apple Censors Ulysses App In Time For Bloomsday · · Score: 3, Insightful

    That's why people need to understand the danger that Apple poses now, before Apple succeeds in establishing a Microsoft-like monopoly over media, content, and apps.

    Microsoft managed to establish a monopoly on operating systems because there were a small number of computer manufacturers. The barrier to entry into manufacturing was high, and on top of that, they were in a race to the bottom in terms of retail pricing as they were all making essentially the same product from the average consumer's point of view.

    There are many creators of content. The barrier to entry is low. There are providers of content parallel to and just as easily accessible by the consumer as Apple.

    I don't see an Apple monopoly in any of those areas being inevitable. In fact, it is probably impossible.

  10. Old proverbs on A Battle of Wits On the Net's Effect On the Mind · · Score: 1

    When the elephants fight, it is the grass that suffers.

    When cognitive psychologists fight, nobody notices.

  11. Capt. Obvious reporting for duty on China Drops In Domain Registrations From #2 To #4 · · Score: 3, Funny

    'Many of these are low-priced promotional names that have now come up for renewal at a higher price,' said Pat Kane, vice president of naming services at VeriSign.

    (Adam Savage voice on)
    Well, there's your problem right there.
    (Adam Savage voice off)

  12. Re:Mmmmmmm on Porn Sites More Infected Than Thought · · Score: 1

    I'm eating vanilla pudding.

    Did you raid the refrigerator at the F&E clinic?

  13. Re:Out of curiosity ... on Bionic-Eyed Man Wants To Stream Eye Video Online · · Score: 1

    When we break the light barrier, we meet the one true God.

    No, when you solve the riddle, you meet the Maker.

    http://www.scribd.com/doc/19550880/GUT-The-Grand-Unified-Theory-A-oneact-play-with-seven-blackouts

  14. Re:Awesome on Cloth Successfully Separates Oil From Gulf Water · · Score: 1

    You're right - because someone came up with an elegant, no-moving-parts, no-training-needed design to clean the seawater, but it doesn't clean up the marshlands, it's useless.

    The coolest, high-tech, space-age barn door closer is still a barn door closer.

  15. Re:I know China is crowded on Chinese Internet Addiction Boot Camp Prison Break · · Score: 0

    Not when you tell the driver your name is Duggal.

  16. Re:Lame on Apple Announces iPhone 4 · · Score: 5, Funny

    No teleportation. Less space than the Library of Congress. Lame.

  17. Re:Amazing on BP Says "Top Kill" Operation Has Failed · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The problem is that alternatives are not (yet) economical, and will never be until they get economies of scale (which is a chicken and egg problem), or until cheap oil runs out.

    Some allege that cheap oil is an illusion:

    http://www.iags.org/costofoil.html

  18. Re:And nothing of value is lost on UK Newspaper Websites To Become Nearly Invisible · · Score: 1

    Price for 10 individual papers might be $300 or so at most. It often makes more sense to buy individual articles.

    At prices that high, it makes even more sense to either go visit a library that has the journal in question -- or ask a friend who's associated with an institution that has on-line access to borrow their access code. At least, for an individual doing research on their own.

    You bet - if I'm working out of my garage I would totally beg, borrow, or steal journal articles. But I work for a big corporation which made it clear a long time ago that we are expected to pay all legitimate costs associated with the business. I don't sneak into conferences; I pick up the tab when eating with customers. Hell, if I use shareware, I actually pay for it.

  19. Re:And nothing of value is lost on UK Newspaper Websites To Become Nearly Invisible · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yes, you twit, a hundred years ago - and that's exactly the point.

    Oh. So I can let the lad go, then?

  20. And this is...DOS, maybe? on Berners-Lee Deconstructs a Bag of Chips · · Score: 1

    Grandma Utz's are fried in lard. Old school, sinful, delicious lard. Where does that fit in his analogy?

    http://www.utzsnacks.com/products/grandmachips.html

  21. Re:Nothing to See Here! on UK Newspaper Websites To Become Nearly Invisible · · Score: 3, Informative

    Actually I'd say it's more like those membership stores like Costco that make you pay a fee for the privilege of shopping there.

    It's admittedly successful, but that's only because there are certain people that while a relatively small percentage of the total population, can be relied upon to be so stupid as to not only submit to such treatment but to do it happily and regularly.

    Similar business model when it comes to Fox News.

    Costco = Fox News?

    Worst. Analogy. Ever.

  22. Re:And nothing of value is lost on UK Newspaper Websites To Become Nearly Invisible · · Score: 2, Funny

    I think this is probably what we Americans call a Hail Mary strategy -- put the ball up in the air in the final few seconds of a close, but lost, game and pray.

    Except that the Hail Mary pass play succeeds sometimes. This is more analogous to having your punter take the snap from your own 1-yard line and try to run 99 yards for the TD. In his street clothes. Drunk.

  23. Re:And nothing of value is lost on UK Newspaper Websites To Become Nearly Invisible · · Score: 2, Insightful

    >> He wants all newspapers to go paywalled, so he can try and create an artificial scarcity and maintain pre-internet pricing models.

    In essence he wants laws passed and customary behavior established that ensure that no vehicle may travel without at least 2 standard Buggy Whips and a bag of oats aboard.

    Well, were there not laws passed in some jurisdictions that every horseless carriage had to be preceeded by a man on foot waving a red lantern?

  24. Re:And nothing of value is lost on UK Newspaper Websites To Become Nearly Invisible · · Score: 5, Informative

    Exactly. Nobody pays for single academic papers online at the publisher (well, maybe a few idiots I guess).

    Well slap my rump and call me a nobody idiot. Actually, there are many journals we don't use enough to justify an annual institutional subscription. I might need 5-10 papers a year from a journal. Subscription cost might be $10,000. Price for 10 individual papers might be $300 or so at most. It often makes more sense to buy individual articles.

  25. Re:Thank you, Apple on Sniffing the Wireless Traffic of MIT Students · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Tsk, tsk. Mod MIT -1 overrated. I sure wouldn't pay out my ass to send my kids there.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Fox_and_the_Grapes