Just got back from the shitter... I think I 'released' a wild Apache or 2 into the unsuspecting septic system. God help whoever encounters that monstrosity.
This, sir, is perhaps the finest example of Troll literature I have seen to date. Thank you for gracing us with such artistry, and I hope you will continue your noble work.
It never ceases to amaze me how the so-called intellectuals of our society can buy into a notion that, by the very laws of physics, can not occur. That they have convinced the rest of us of its existence is proof in itself that we are being shepherded away from rational thought.
I am, of course, talking about Space. Websters defines Space as "A blank or empty area." I'm talking about something that, by it's own definition, cannot exist!
Yet this is only one of the myths that liberal talking-heads, via an assortment of mass media outlets, have managed to perpetuate upon decent, God-fearing conservatives. Using inspirational rhetoric such as the fictional moon landing, liberals have convinced many not only that this Space exists, but that we are even exploring it!
Someday, they tell us, we will be able to colonize this vast expanse of nothingness.
In the name of nationalism and the pioneer spirit, we are supposed to willingly be led to this state of non-existence. I for one can not, in good conscience, let this falsehood be brought to life. This "Space" is just another way that liberals are manipulating the thoughts of pro-life, gun-toting Americans.
For your own sake, dismiss this notion of the existence of nothingness, or you may find yourself at the business end of oblivion.
"No matter how much you would like to shout "virus" in a crowded chat room, there is nothing that gives you the right to do it!"
But I can still yell "GOATSE link" in a crowded Slashdot thread, right? I think the Constitution, and the 1st Amendment was written for real emergencies like that.
It's really not that hard to secure a Windows server as secure as a Linux server, people are just too lazy to follow all the steps!
All you have to do is install antivirus software with the latest virus definitions, apply all relevant patches, setup a firewall and an NAT, close off EVERY incoming and outgoing port, set the screensaver and bios passwords, and finally, turn the machine off. Allow to sit for a few weeks to collect an ample amount of dust, and for added functionality, put a few pieces of paper under it.
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This concept works REALLY well for people who develop characters in EverQuest, UO, etc. and sell them on eBay at obscene profits. I wouldn't mind paying $10.00 per month if I was making between $100 and $200 per character.
Otherwise I can't see where the value-added comes from.
Therefore it can be concluded, mathematically speaking, that since the script-kiddie developers don't make any money, and that their time isn't worth anything, neither is their product.
Nothing has been proven yet. I'm more interested in seeing the inevitable proof that it CAN'T be done. In a few months this company is going to fold and all the execs will be shaking their heads and wondering why Linux didn't revolutionize their company like their 18-year-old IT consultants said it would.
Yeah, who fucking cares? Anyone who seriously replies to this story is as sorry and pathetic as the Comic Book Store Guy on the Simpsons. Of course you don't know who I'm talking about since you turn your noses up at good ol' American cartoons.
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Is this one for real? I heard it was true!
Damn you! A page-widening fr1st p0st!! Have you no respect for honest and legitimate Trolls like myself?
Holy fucking shit! Now that's what I call a Page Lengthening Post!!
...which just goes to show the kind of people that Slashdot really attracts.
Comon people, this is news! The Slashdot community has been running Linux for so long, they're forgotten what a useful computer is!
Just got back from the shitter... I think I 'released' a wild Apache or 2 into the unsuspecting septic system. God help whoever encounters that monstrosity.
This, sir, is perhaps the finest example of Troll literature I have seen to date. Thank you for gracing us with such artistry, and I hope you will continue your noble work.
Only real Trolls can fr0st p1st!
Well done, sir! Truly what separates a crapflooder and an AC from a bona fide Troll!
A fine FP, my friend! AC's and crapflooders are giving Trolls and FirstPosters a bad name!
Linux Standards is as self-contradicting as Microsoft Security.
For your trouble, though, here's a non-renditioned close-up photo of Uranus.
I am, of course, talking about Space. Websters defines Space as "A blank or empty area." I'm talking about something that, by it's own definition, cannot exist!
Yet this is only one of the myths that liberal talking-heads, via an assortment of mass media outlets, have managed to perpetuate upon decent, God-fearing conservatives. Using inspirational rhetoric such as the fictional moon landing, liberals have convinced many not only that this Space exists, but that we are even exploring it! Someday, they tell us, we will be able to colonize this vast expanse of nothingness.
In the name of nationalism and the pioneer spirit, we are supposed to willingly be led to this state of non-existence. I for one can not, in good conscience, let this falsehood be brought to life. This "Space" is just another way that liberals are manipulating the thoughts of pro-life, gun-toting Americans.
For your own sake, dismiss this notion of the existence of nothingness, or you may find yourself at the business end of oblivion.
CmderTaco, show him how to do it right!
Eat my ass, AC's!!
But I can still yell "GOATSE link" in a crowded Slashdot thread, right? I think the Constitution, and the 1st Amendment was written for real emergencies like that.
All you have to do is install antivirus software with the latest virus definitions, apply all relevant patches, setup a firewall and an NAT, close off EVERY incoming and outgoing port, set the screensaver and bios passwords, and finally, turn the machine off. Allow to sit for a few weeks to collect an ample amount of dust, and for added functionality, put a few pieces of paper under it.
You now essentially have a Linux server.
Hahahah somebody actually modded this post up!
Otherwise I can't see where the value-added comes from.
Comon, we already have the ascii goatse.cx mosaic. This is the natural next step in the evolution of goatse.cx!!
A fine fp, my friend. Let's keep these AC's down and give the fp's to the REAL trolls!
Therefore it can be concluded, mathematically speaking, that since the script-kiddie developers don't make any money, and that their time isn't worth anything, neither is their product.
Nothing has been proven yet. I'm more interested in seeing the inevitable proof that it CAN'T be done. In a few months this company is going to fold and all the execs will be shaking their heads and wondering why Linux didn't revolutionize their company like their 18-year-old IT consultants said it would.
Yeah, who fucking cares? Anyone who seriously replies to this story is as sorry and pathetic as the Comic Book Store Guy on the Simpsons. Of course you don't know who I'm talking about since you turn your noses up at good ol' American cartoons.
HAHAHAHAH!!! Who modded this up??