Tell him to stop bathing and having his hair cut for at least 5 monthes. Teeth brushing should also be forbidden. And when nature calls, there's no real need for a restoom. That's what pants are for. Clothes can be changed once a month.
Now let's see if she'll STILL ask your friend out.
People are saying it's overkill, but it's not, once you realize you'll be able to run a (Q3|UT2K3|CS|whatever game) server on it to play during class time.
It came to my attention your plan to remotely destroy computers with illegal copyrighted files.
What a splendid idea ! But I think you should aim further. Why not make the computer ignite a reasonable amount of tetryl, thus exploding and killing the offender ? That'd teach them.
I have another idea, but it's too drastic, and too much of a painful torture. Anyway, here it is: A built-in speaker could start playing the songs you wrote in an endless loop. The only problem is that it would be considered torture or terrorism .
No, it means that it's ok for you to buy any program (for instance: a game), try to install it, read the EULA and return it because you don't agree with the EULA.
"Do not try and bend the shuttle, that's impossible. Instead only try and realize the truth: There is no shuttle. Then you'll see that it's not the shuttle that burns in reentry, only yourself."
Actually your stocks are going to be worth half of its original value in 2*10^19 years, not monday morning.
What proves that, even it's not considered stable anymore, it's still much more stable than Amazonium (from the IPv4 group in the Periodic Table) or Enronium.
For fixing scratched CD's, I once bought an advanced "CD Repair kit", wich supposedly would be the best thing in the world. That simply sucked, and didn't actually fix any CD I had.
However, I successfully recovered many *unreadable* scratched CD's and DVD's, simply by wiping toothpaste (Crest worked for me) from the center to the border using a soft cloth (and washing it later, of course). Yes, it's weird, but actually works better then the CD repair kits I tested. Try it in your unreadable CD's. Worked for me, at least for superficial scratches.
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Tell him to stop bathing and having his hair cut for at least 5 monthes. Teeth brushing should also be forbidden. And when nature calls, there's no real need for a restoom. That's what pants are for. Clothes can be changed once a month.
Now let's see if she'll STILL ask your friend out.
Or something in the line:
"I'd love to go to bed with you, but I just hope you don't mind I'm HIV+"
People are saying it's overkill, but it's not, once you realize you'll be able to run a (Q3|UT2K3|CS|whatever game) server on it to play during class time.
"There is no IP addresses shortage. We have more than 300 spare class A networks." - Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf
- Thou shall not act like a camper
- Thou shall not be a sniper
- Thou shall not kill members of your own group
- Thou shall not kill the hostages
I loved you comment, whoever you are.
Behold the Bastard Developer From Hell.
He makes programs that will surely crash or give false results, thus freaking out the luser.
Rumor says some BDFHs work in Microsoft.
Here's MY letter to him
Dear Mr. Hatch.
It came to my attention your plan to remotely destroy computers with illegal copyrighted files.
What a splendid idea ! But I think you should aim further. Why not make the computer ignite a reasonable amount of tetryl, thus exploding and killing the offender ? That'd teach them.
I have another idea, but it's too drastic, and too much of a painful torture. Anyway, here it is: A built-in speaker could start playing the songs you wrote in an endless loop. The only problem is that it would be considered torture or terrorism .
Future additions may include odor sensors to increase the accuracy of remote diagnosis of problems, and will be able to detect previous meals.
If the system detects that pork has not been recently eaten, then we're dealing with terrorists for sure.
It'll be able to detect flatulence. Farting inside an airplane, is also a despicable terrorist act.
>I like the military (particularly the US's) because they protect my interests
Do these interests include oil ?
No, it means that it's ok for you to buy any program (for instance: a game), try to install it, read the EULA and return it because you don't agree with the EULA.
Make your foreskin bigger with herbal stem cells.
What you're describing is more like identd.
Actually I came to a conclusion:
Neo is Trinity's twin brother and their dad is Agent Smith.
> "There is no problem".
"Do not try and bend the shuttle, that's impossible. Instead only try and realize the truth: There is no shuttle. Then you'll see that it's not the shuttle that burns in reentry, only yourself."
Actually your stocks are going to be worth half of its original value in 2*10^19 years, not monday morning.
What proves that, even it's not considered stable anymore, it's still much more stable than Amazonium (from the IPv4 group in the Periodic Table) or Enronium.
>CD's get lost or scratched
For fixing scratched CD's, I once bought an advanced "CD Repair kit", wich supposedly would be the best thing in the world. That simply sucked, and didn't actually fix any CD I had.
However, I successfully recovered many *unreadable* scratched CD's and DVD's, simply by wiping toothpaste (Crest worked for me) from the center to the border using a soft cloth (and washing it later, of course). Yes, it's weird, but actually works better then the CD repair kits I tested. Try it in your unreadable CD's. Worked for me, at least for superficial scratches.
Hey, you moron, if you use a converter, then by definition it's not naked eye anymore.
what happens if we run power-over-ethernet-over-poweline ?
As we're talking about old cartoons and stuff, maybe this link can be amusing to you.
If you had asked me this very same question some years ago, I could have outlined a series of reasons why you should buy Microsoft and sell Enron.
> Does the word 'damage control' mean anything to you
FYI, 'damage control' is not a word, but two.
So that means that if you have a software bug, you can simply say "shut your computer down, and the buggie piece of code will not run." ?
What a programmer !
This gives a whole new meaning to remote exploit.
I did mine. Just sticked a "Intel Inside" sticker onto a street garbage can.
There are lots of places where you can do it. Trashcans, water closets, a dead and rotting goat body, the possibilities are endless.