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Sen Hatch Would Like To Destroy Filetraders' PCs

CBackSlash writes "Sen. Hatch is interested in technology to remotely destroy computers. But it would only be used if you're downloading copyrighted material, and only the copyright owner should be able to wield this awesome power, since having the feds do it would be against the law. Here is the AP story from Yahoo!."

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  1. Later in the discussion... by Sanity · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...Sen Hatch went on to propose that cars be designed so that they explode when they exceed the speed limit - or "pirate drive" as he preferred to call it.

    1. Re:Later in the discussion... by rkz · · Score: 5, Funny

      rkz is interested in technology to remotely destroy Sen Hatch.

    2. Re:Later in the discussion... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      BTW, "Sen" = "Senator" in this writeup... it's not his first name. (Orrin is his first name.)

    3. Re:Later in the discussion... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Redundant

      I believe they're called sniper rifles. They work remotely, but only fairly close.

      Oh, wait, someone's knocking on my door...

      *no carrier*

    4. Re:Later in the discussion... by Goldberg's+Pants · · Score: 5, Funny

      hehehe

      This is ridiculous. Wilful destruction of property is AGAINST THE LAW! Let's look at this another way. He's effectively saying that if you download copyrighted material, someone can be sent by the company that owns it to break both your legs.

      Given the sheer number of fakes on P2P software, you could download something claiming to be the new Metallica album, and find it to be an MP3 of someone saying "YOU DOPEY FUCK" a million times. But as far as the record company is concerned, "Oh, he downloaded Metallica's album, nuke him!" and you're left with a pile of smouldering rubble.

      Hatch is a cunt.

    5. Re:Later in the discussion... by el-spectre · · Score: 1

      The analogy isn't quite right... it'd be more like, blow up cars when they are stolen... but it'd still never fly (the idea... the car might go BOOM and fly).

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    6. Re:Later in the discussion... by Goldberg's+Pants · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Incidentally, how are they going to verify the location of the individual? Despite the US governments wishes, only a small part of the planet is under their direct control and, ergo, their laws. Dubious legality of destruction not withstanding, they sure as hell have NO rights to destroy someones system in Sweden or wherever.

      Plus, one would HOPE you get a warning before they nuke your system.

      Wonder if Dell is behind this plan?;)

    7. Re:Later in the discussion... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why are you talking about yourself in the third person? Theres this wonderful english word called "I", you know.

    8. Re:Later in the discussion... by Dumbush · · Score: 1

      And that all countries, excluding USA, should have nukes implemented in all major cities. This design well maximizes global stability and would be a great tool in combating global terrorism.

    9. Re:Later in the discussion... by SoSueMe · · Score: 3, Interesting

      "nuke your system."
      You back up your data, your config, your bookmarks, you have your favorite distro on hand, etc..., etc..., regularly, right?
      What could possibly be done in to your system that couldn't be ameliorated in the time it takes for an average /. surfing session? It's not like a spike is driven through your HD.

    10. Re:Later in the discussion... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is that another case of mad SCOw desease in Utah? Or have the Mormons lost their middle "m"?
      Utah - where you DON"T want to go ANYTIME.

    11. Re:Later in the discussion... by Goldberg's+Pants · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Erm... Remember the CIH virus that nuked your CMOS, and in many cases the outcome was requiring a new motherboard? You can backup all you like. Without your MOBO you ain't goin' nowhere...

    12. Re:Later in the discussion... by d3faultus3r · · Score: 1

      some C4 with a detonater would work better. Or one of those mini-nukes

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    13. Re:Later in the discussion... by d3faultus3r · · Score: 2, Funny

      You can vote for it in that dark alley next to the river. come unarmed.

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    14. Re:Later in the discussion... by macdaddy357 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Hatch is advocating committing a crime. Can he be censured for that? I hope so.

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    15. Re:Later in the discussion... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Has anyone here seen Senator Orrin's Hatch? On second thought, he's an even bigger asshole than that.

    16. Re:Later in the discussion... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My Gigabyte boards have DualBIOS so I'll probably be alright for a bit.

    17. Re:Later in the discussion... by Goldberg's+Pants · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You're also forgetting that we have NO idea exactly what DRM is going to be in future systems. Could very well be inbuilt to kill the system. Chain would go:

      Download copyrighted material -> System realises -> Locks entirely while it belts seven bells of hell out of your hard drive rendering is useless.

      Just one possible scenario (won't give them anymore ideas:))

    18. Re:Later in the discussion... by JudgeFurious · · Score: 1

      Ok so your downloading something and upon completion of your download the computer you are using bursts into a crackling pile of charred parts. You know someone just fried your computer and you know what you were downloading.

      Find the copyright holder and exact vengance as you see fit. It beats having some anonymous fuck key your car in a parking lot. At least in this case you know exactly which asshole to take out.

      This is why something like this will never work and Hatch is an idiot. Watching this escalate from add protection to defeat protection followed by destroy violating computer to bomb building of assholes who destroyed your computer will be pretty screwed up.

      And yeah, most people wouldn't retaliate in a violent fashion but if they roll the dice enough times they are going to piss off someone who will respond with his own version of "shock and awe".

      Personally I don't think it will come to this and hope it doesn't.

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    19. Re:Later in the discussion... by IdleTime · · Score: 5, Informative

      Well, rather than waste your bytes on /., do as I did, go to Senator Hatch's website and send him a message complaining about his support for such an attrocity.

      Here is a direct link to his feedback/email page: Contact Form

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    20. Re:Later in the discussion... by SoSueMe · · Score: 1

      Known viruses are easily combatted by keeping your dat files up-to-date. New viruses are quickly recoginzed/defeated.
      Thus, good habits are hard to beat.

    21. Re:Later in the discussion... by Ziest · · Score: 5, Interesting

      This is ridiculous. Wilful destruction of property is AGAINST THE LAW! Let's look at this another way. He's effectively saying that if you download copyrighted material, someone can be sent by the company that owns it to break both your legs.

      I have a question for the Senator from Utah. Under the recently passed Patriot Act distruction of a computer system is considered an act of terrorism. Does the senators recent comments mean he is now supporting act of terrorism?

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    22. Re:Later in the discussion... by Omega+Prime · · Score: 0

      I think they tried this already...

      I believe this it was called the Pinto

      to sig or not to sig

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    23. Re:Later in the discussion... by mwolff · · Score: 1

      No matter what there will be countermeasures by random hackers. If it is a software thing, hackers will make software to counter it. If it is built into the machine, there will be mod chips. I think the very nature of how computers work would somehow have to change in order for them to enforce this.

    24. Re:Later in the discussion... by PhoenixFlare · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'll probably get atomized for this, but oh well...

      I'm curious...How large a drive do you have in your system?

      Personally, I would have to restore over 60 gigs of data if my system got wiped...And yes, I could get it all back, but think of the time investment- not everybody runs semi-bare-bones Linux boxes that can made new in an hour or two, ya know.

      Unless you consider an "average /. surfing session" to be a good 6 or 7 hours at least, you're pretty far off the mark.

      Again by my personal example....I would have to copy over the contents of at least 60 full 700 MB backup CDs, reinstall XP Pro, run Windows Update, reinstall all my other programs from source CDs, hunt Kaaza and websites for stuff that I don't have discs for anymore, hunt down registration codes for installations I could re-download, and restore+update an 8 gig Linux partition with at least a year's worth of tweaks.

      In any case, "destroying" someone's machine like Sen. Hatch suggests is always wrong...I don't care if there's 60 gigs or 6 megs there.

    25. Re:Later in the discussion... by Robber+Baron · · Score: 4, Funny

      You back up your data, your config, your bookmarks, you have your favorite distro on hand, etc..., etc..., regularly, right?

      Better yet, I've got an old IBM Pentium 166! How about I make that the filesharing appliance? Nuke away boys! It'll be up and running again in an hour or so...meanwhile I've got copies of everything on my regular system.

      Also I'm in Canada. Where does that asshole get off thinking that he has any right telling me what I can and can't have on any of my computers? He better not venture online, because there are lots of people out there that will have lots of nasty things with his name on them.

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    26. Re:Later in the discussion... by AndroidCat · · Score: 1
      Gee, if willful destruction of property is against the law, then it would be okay to counter-nuke anyone who tried to do it to me, right?

      I don't use p2p and certainly don't pirate, but stuff like this makes me want to go out and suck down as much as I can. (Especially to replace a bunch of CDs that were stolen a few years ago. If only I'd had backups.)

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    27. Re:Later in the discussion... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nah, I say we pass a law that allows us to distroy any Senator that violates a law....

    28. Re:Later in the discussion... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      For decades, if someone appropriated a copyrighted work without permission, the owner could sue for damages. They had all the redress they needed in court.

      Now, somehow, in the last few years, everyone's gone crazy. Now we've got criminal penalties for copyright infringement (why? what so dramatically changed in the last few years? Napster?), the DMCA, the Patriot Act, and now Sen. Hatch's ludicrous remedies.

      Where does it all end? When are we as a block of voters, of consumers, going to boycott these laws? Let's vote the congressmen out of office, and vote with our wallets against those corporations who would and have lobbied for their ever-expanding rights at the expense of the average citizen?

      What a minute! Why are corporations even allowed to make campaign contributions in the first place?! They can't vote!

      We all bear some responsibility for this. The politicans know we're complacent, and that we've got terrible long-term memories. They can pass some draconian legislation a year before the election, and we'll put them right back in office to continue pillaging for corporate America.

      The very nature of politicians in America is to pass more laws. So by definition, each and every year, YOU have fewer and fewer rights. Maybe they should have to retire two laws for each one they pass.

      These are YOUR rights they are taking away. Don't just sit there /.ing, DO something about it!

    29. Re:Later in the discussion... by molarmass192 · · Score: 1

      Damn good point about mod chips to "counter act" DRM. Biggest problem is the sheer variety of mobo makers / models out there, it's not as homogenous as the game consoles.

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    30. Re:Later in the discussion... by ThePolemarch · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I did, and I encourage everyone to do the same, so I will post my message to him:

      Dear Senator Hatch,

      You sir, are a moron. Your arrogant, short-sighted, blatantly illegal ideas on Copyright protection are utterly offensive. Perhaps copyright infringement is *wrong* and illegal, but your proposed methods of combatting these *offenses* are so incredibly inane I must question how you became a senator. Do you have any comprehension of the measures in place to protect privacy, are those laws merely temporary?

      It is truly amazing to me that you could support protecting intellectual property rights to such a degree that you would endorse destroying what is tangible, not to mention expensive property. I am truly worried for this country if law enforcement can now be put in the hands of everyone, and no legal recourse will be pursued. I equate the endorsement of this act to endorsing cutting off the hand of one who shoplifts, but of course that would be absurd. . .

      You disgust me.

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    31. Re:Later in the discussion... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you're not in his district, your correspondence will be roundfiled. Sure, for public records laws, they'll archive it. But believe me, it ends there. It won't even be entered into aggregate statistics on issues. They do it under the guise of "the senator serves XYZ state, and needs to (only) be aware of the needs of XYZ state's citizens; considering the needs of other states' citizens is contrary to his elected role."

    32. Re:Later in the discussion... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The variety of motherboards would not matter because the government's method would be standardized. Same government chips on all boards.

    33. Re:Later in the discussion... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      The right honorable gentleman Orin Hatch, Rebublican Senator from Utah states that he is interested in a technological means of destroying the computers of those that download copyrighted material using file-sharing programs.

      Denial of Service Attack. Definition: An incident in which a user or organization is deprived of the services of a resource they would normally expect to have.

      Following the passage of the Hatch-sponsored bill mandating the production of computers 'enabled' with the self-destruct feature, black hats will race to write a virus which will make all infected systems appear to be downloading copyrighted material. You can call it the 'exit hatch' for computing. The law might come to be known as the Ted Kazinski Appreciation Clause.

      Watch out for the cell-phone MP3 players at gas pumps near you.

    34. Re:Later in the discussion... by ThePolemarch · · Score: 1

      True, but at least he will be flooded with calls and emails, really it's the least we can do for such an incredibly stupid remark.

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    35. Re:Later in the discussion... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And guess what? His office will hit 'delete' on your email right after the first sentence.

      Is politeness a forgotton art?

    36. Re:Later in the discussion... by t_allardyce · · Score: 2, Interesting

      they sure as hell have NO rights to destroy someones system in Sweden or wherever.

      Try telling jonson or skylarov that. The USA controls us all - i drink my starbucks like every good (british) citizen.

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    37. Re:Later in the discussion... by voixderaison · · Score: 1

      Hmm... Although my recollection may be distorted and dimmed by the passage of time, as I see it, Hatch has none of the properties of female genitalia, which in any case happen to be praiseworthy, rather than pejorative, on the whole.

      Hatch is a puritan (religious nut-case?) with unabashed authoritarian tendencies leaning strongly toward fascist, which ought to be damnable enough. Hatch is also almost certainly eloquent enough to insult you directly, without missing, and instead offending your mom, your sister, and any female lovers you may have had.

      One other weird bit of Hatch Trivia: Hatch makes music, lots and lots of it.

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    38. Re:Later in the discussion... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hahahahahaha

    39. Re:Later in the discussion... by Sanity · · Score: 1
      Well, rather than waste your bytes on /., do as I did, go to Senator Hatch's website and send him a message complaining about his support for such an attrocity.
      Unfortunately it is hard to believe that someone with such clear contempt for the Internet and its users would pay particularly close attention to email :-( Perhaps faxing him would be better (using one of those free email2fax gateways perhaps).
    40. Re:Later in the discussion... by M.+Silver · · Score: 5, Insightful

      No matter what there will be countermeasures by random hackers.

      More to the point, there will be countermeasures by virus writers.

      Imagine if the system Hatch proposed (at least, I think it was him at that point in the story) is implemented: two warnings, and your system is destroyed.

      Now imagine a virus. If the capability is written into the hardware, all it has to do is trigger it locally. If the capability is somehow, magically, out there in RIAAland, all the virus has to do is download offending material and suppress the warnings.

      The virus writer is nowhere to be seen, so the consumer's wrath is going to fall on the folks who put the weapon into the virus writer's hands.

      Hmm.

      Maybe slashdotters should *back* Hatch in this.

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    41. Re:Later in the discussion... by Sj0 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      To be frank, I know more than one sysadmin out there who would have a bullet with his name on it.

      If this happened,a lot of corporate and educational machines would be destroyed, and in terms of damage to the WORLD economy would be immeasurable(but in RIAA dollars, it would probably be in the range of a quadrillion dollars). Considering the pitifully minor nature of the crime he's suggesting he wants fought, I'd ppull the trigger myself for such an act of economic terrorism as well as cyber terrorism.

      I think someone should "liberate" his home state from his tyrannical reign.

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    42. Re:Later in the discussion... by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Heh, think about the following scenario:

      The law passes. Bob, the filetrader, afraid to trade at home, sets up kazaa on his work machine. Bob happens to work at a hospital.

      Hatch's copyright Nazi's see Bob's traffic, find Bob's IP. Bob's MAC address isn't making it past the router, so they latch onto the gateway's MAC address as the address of the illegally trading machine. They then attack the computer, presumably using some super-secret technology long under development by the RIAA. The attack is successful, they wipe out the gateway, scorch it down to bare metal.

      In a hospital. That fits every defnition of cyber terrorism ever written.

      How about this: I'm a big time file trader, and I have that thing that they call "computer knowledge". So I spend my time surfing the IP blocks given to ISP's, finding computers that are always on, and spoofing their IP addresses. When the attack comes down the line, WHAM, someone's grandma's home computer gets stomped.

      Really, when it comes down to it, all that is pointless. Unless they are going to DOS you, they'll have to try and stick you with some sort of virus. All that will do is give Norton and McAfee a boost in business.

      Just my opinion.

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    43. Re:Later in the discussion... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good point. For example, I have been storing warez and pr0n on your home computer for the last six months. What do I care if they nuke your PC?

    44. Re:Later in the discussion... by black+mariah · · Score: 1

      But the word in question has many different uses in many different places. It's used in a perjorative sense in England, Scotland, Ireland, and all those other countries that have really cool accents. It's the inverse of calling someone a dick, as it were. ;)

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    45. Re:Later in the discussion... by phorm · · Score: 1

      Better yet, get a whole bunch of people together with legally burned CD's. Park your cars nearby with loud music playing, and surround his house with protestors.

      Emails are too easy to delete, at the very least send a physical letter...

    46. Re:Later in the discussion... by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      Might I remind you what Hatch is proposing?

      Some people just need to be bitchslapped for their outrageous ideas. The economic fallout of such a psychotic idea being implemented could make 9/11 or the war on Iraq look like a drop of water aside a waterfall in comparison.

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    47. Re:Later in the discussion... by SoSueMe · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Point taken about "right" and "wrong". No argument there.

      60 gig is worth backing up though, isn't it?

      To answer your question, I've got 1 machine (primary) 30 gig, 1 machine (secondary 40 gig), 2 laptops 4 & 20 gig. All backed up. Downloaded programs: all backed up (with reg codes in .txt files). No pirated progs running (too much good free and OSS stuff out there).

      Bad habits are hard to break but good habits are hard to beat.

    48. Re:Later in the discussion... by BrokenHalo · · Score: 5, Funny
      "destroying" someone's machine like Sen. Hatch suggests is always wrong...

      Brings to mind a quote from about 1989 when a generalissimo of Borland (if my memory serves me correctly, 14 years is a long time) said:

      "The only thing you can do to stop someone pirating your software is to go round to his house and kill him."

      When asked if that wasn't a little extreme, he said "Well, maim him anyway." :-)

    49. Re:Later in the discussion... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Dubious legality of destruction not withstanding, they sure as hell have NO rights to destroy someones system in Sweden or wherever.

      If that happen, i'll fucking firebomb the american embassy for sure!

    50. Re:Later in the discussion... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      like every good (british) citizen.
      Subject, not citizen. If you're British, you're a subject of a monarchy, not a citizen. (At least until you ditch the Queen, anyway.

      Thanks for drinking the coffee, though.
    51. Re:Later in the discussion... by per11 · · Score: 1

      they don't even have the right to destroy someone's machine in say, the United States

    52. Re:Later in the discussion... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ok Rkz, you may find this sufficient for that purpose.

    53. Re:Later in the discussion... by Wolfrider · · Score: 1
      > as I see it, Hatch has none of the properties of female genitalia...

      --Then perhaps the senator should be summarily kicked in the nuts for suggesting something as stupid as this.

      --The American public needs to DE-ELECT and RETIRE Senator Hatch as soon as possible, it would seem!

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    54. Re:Later in the discussion... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      "Perhaps copyright infringement is *wrong* and illegal, but your proposed methods of combatting these *offenses* are so incredibly inane I must question how you became a senator."

      Money. Lots and lots of dirty corporate money.

    55. Re:Later in the discussion... by SoSueMe · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      Oh yes, I should add that a slashdot surfing session CAN take 6-7 hours. Ask my wife, she's glaring over my shoulder right now.

    56. Re:Later in the discussion... by override11 · · Score: 2, Funny

      1/2 a tarrabyte.... *shudder* Someone really needs to write a snadbox PC software to run these files in before bringing them over to your main PC. Or better yet, just setup a few gig VirtualPC running Windows98 and run it there.

      Ohh, my 2 gig image file is wiped out!! *restore* There we go, resuming vix-studio architect.. *dum de dum dum*

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    57. Re:Later in the discussion... by PhoenixFlare · · Score: 1

      Oh, i'm not debating the worthiness of backups/restoring from backups....Just thinking how time-consuming that process really is :)

      I guess the point I was really trying to make is that many people aren't really in a position to say "ah, who cares, i'll just restore it all" if their system gets trashed.

      I don't necessarily do a good job of it(yet), but I try to watch my system as close as possible, and it's behind a router, software firewall, and AV software at the moment....Even so, you're right, it is worth backing up- just the thought of losing my music collection gives me a cold sweat, and I backed up all 40 gigs or so as soon as I bought a burner.

    58. Re:Later in the discussion... by PhoenixFlare · · Score: 1

      Point taken as well....I suppose I should be glad my SO is as much of a geek as I am :)

    59. Re:Later in the discussion... by binarybum · · Score: 1
      Senator hatch???

      This may or may not be true... what is your source? I'm sure this varies by individual senator more than anything else. Of course Hatch is obviously a total creep so I wouldn't be surprised.

      I agree that the within state needs will definitely take priority though, so I suggest everyone's first stage of action be to write their senators to make sure they are aware of this issue and that they realize people are strongly oppossed to it (Hatch can't do this on his own). As you probably already know the best way to be sure your letter is read is to send a paper copy. I don't understand why, but I guess they think that people that send paper and buy a stamp are the only ones worth listening to (I almost always get a reponse to snail-mail, but hardly ever anything beyond automated responses to email). Since 99% of everyone reading this would probably feel weirded out touching a paper envelope (do you remember what they look like?), I suggest using automated websites like congress.org OR if you're feeling quasi ambitious you can get better results by writing an original letter to your senator.

      Finally, go ahead and forward a copy to Hatch, sometimes it just takes one well written letter for these guys to realize their idiocy.

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    60. Re:Later in the discussion... by Trinition · · Score: 1

      My message... (I'm not eloquent, but maybe it will inspire others to write their own and send 'em)

      I am in disbeleif at your comments supporting the notion of allowing private industry to trespass on invidual's private property for the sole purpose of destruction as some sort of twisted vengeance for a *suspected* crime. In America, I thought we were innocent until proven guilty in a court of law, usually by a jury of our peers. To throw away presumed innocence and allow a group with blatantly biased motives to sentence your fellow citizens is utterly un-American and uncivilized.

    61. Re:Later in the discussion... by anonymous+loser · · Score: 4, Insightful
      While I applaud your intentions, I suspect your methodology might not be very effective. For example, beginning your letters with the words:
      You sir, are a moron


      Is hardly the way to win the hearts and minds of strangers. Any reasoned arguments you make later on in your letter are rendered useless thanks to the fact that you littered them with insults. Regardless of how much of a moron/corporate stooge/greedy bastard any of our public representatives might be, nobody to be called a moron, and in most cases insulting people does nothing but anger them and cause them to ignore anything else you say.


      If you really want Senator Hatch (or whoever) to change the way they think about an issue, your best bet is to present a well-reasoned argument that gradually sways their opinion. If, however, you just want to vent, well I'd recommend just doing that on /. since that's what everyone else does anyway.

    62. Re:Later in the discussion... by EvilSporkMan · · Score: 1

      That's disturbing the peace...Nice idea though!

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    63. Re:Later in the discussion... by SoSueMe · · Score: 1

      I've had to restore (more than once in the last couple years) but I don't do it all at once. I restore the base OS/config first the my favorite progs.
      The rest gets reloaded as I need/want, including 5+ gig of mp3's (not really much out there that's worth the bandwidth for an old fart). I find that some things never get restored.

    64. Re:Later in the discussion... by AndroSyn · · Score: 1

      I wonder if in Texas this would fall under the trespassing law and you'd be able to shoot on site? Hrmm...could be fun. Sometimes you need to use the absurdity of dumb laws against themselves. To be honest, I say let something like this go through. And then just watch the reaction that it causes. There are going to be a lot of very, very pissed off people because their 11 year old installed kazaa and there computer system which they had various bits of important information on is now about as useful as a paperweight. Some people have enough problems having their computers function properly without stuff like this that would intentionally destroy them.

      I say, bring it on, I wanna see the firestorm. Maybe *that* will get the attention of the general public.

    65. Re:Later in the discussion... by theSkyjet · · Score: 1

      Better yet, why not invest 'you bytes' in finding a 'legal' way to keep the gov't out of your box? I seem to rememeber a post on /. a while ago asking why the OSS community doesn't stop their whining and start coding. Does this make sense to anyone besides me? Do you think the penny pinching politicians in Washington are going to be able to fork over the bucks to hire techs capable of keeping up with the OSS community? Millions of patches, bug-fixes, and new-vers come out every day on a million projects that keep OSS alive. Why don't we funnel some of this energy into keeping our machines safe? Surely there is _someone_ out there that is capable of writing software that says 'Hey no gov worm is gettin' in this box!' and distributing it. How many flavors of 'nix are out there? We have OSS firewalls (i.e. ipfw Mandrake's MNF and the like) all based on OSS that are not responsible to any one person and are therefore free to be coded as they please. When the gov't starts outlawing software that doesn't allow my box to be compromised (read: cracked) I'm moving to Canada!

      -TheSkyjet

    66. Re:Later in the discussion... by ahaning · · Score: 2, Funny

      You can backup all you like. Without your MOBO you ain't goin' nowhere...

      Erm. Without my motherboard, I'm going to the store to buy another one and hook up my old hard drive to it.

      Tada! Problem solved!

      I'm honestly confused by anyones suggestion that they can physically destroy a computer remotely. Doesn't anyone remember this?!

      This is preposterous, and I challenge anyone to try to explain this to a consumer such that it sounds good.

      Consumer: "So, if I speed and then run into something really fast, my steering wheel blows up such that it needs replaced, but it expands into a big pillow so that my head is not smashed into it, but rather, I'm more likely to walk away? Cool. On the other hand, if I download The Matrix:Reloaded, my computer is destroyed such that I need a new one? Hmmm."

      Good luck with that one!

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    67. Re:Later in the discussion... by macdaddy357 · · Score: 1

      Wow! An on topic use of goatse that hasn't been modded down yet! Orrin Hatch has sure made some enemies with his crazy talk. I wonder if his computer is going to get hacked. Here is a link I would like him to follow. It says just what I think of him, and I suspect millions would agree.

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    68. Re:Later in the discussion... by VivianC · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I think a more respectful, mature tone might have better results:

      Dear Senator Hatch,

      I am writing in response to your comments today in support of allowing large corporations to destroy the property of individuals based on suspicion of trading in copyrighted works with any judicial oversight or review. I feel the need to remind you that we still have a justice system in this country that is already in place to handle infringement cases after proof is given. This justice system has even been slanted to give more power to companies and individuals based on the amount of money they can bring to the effort. I don't think allowing huge corporations to bypass even the decidedly un-level playing field of the court system is in the best interests of the people of the State of Utah or the United States of America. This would be akin to allowing Best Buy or Sears to imprison suspected shoplifters without trial or recourse. This cannot have been your intention.

      Admittedly, I trust the media even less than I do large corporations so I am looking forward to a statement correcting your stance being available in the future.

      Thank you for your time.

      Respectfully,

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    69. Re:Later in the discussion... by hoover10001 · · Score: 1

      Wasn't he running for president at some point? So, I'm thinking that he DOES actually care about his national reputation.

    70. Re:Later in the discussion... by McCow · · Score: 2, Informative

      I can Ghost an 80 gig drive in under 10 minutes. There are other commercial products.

      I have far too many other projects that could use 6-7 hours...

      //cow

    71. Re:Later in the discussion... by carlos_benj · · Score: 1

      Might I remind you what Hatch is proposing?

      No need. Did you read the post you're replying to? It all depends on whether you want to get through to the guy (or a staff member) or if you just wanted to fart in your own spacesuit....

      Start off by calling someone a moron and they won't hear what follows. This applies even to morons.

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    72. Re:Later in the discussion... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Senator Hatch is probably a Mormon (Utah) ...

      We'll "hack" into his brain and insert a nanobot.

      If he thinks lurid thoughts, we will program the nanobots to make his genitalia explode.

      Of course, we'll be fair, he gets two warnings first.

    73. Re:Later in the discussion... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hello Myth-player.

      People in the American right wing are ultranationalists who think the USA should dominate the entire world upon devine will. They couldn't care a stuff about treading on other country's toes. They expect full world-wide submission to the Republican Party without question.

    74. Re:Later in the discussion... by AndroidCat · · Score: 1
      If Hatch put forward such a law, I wonder if he could be sued by a destructee? (I'd say no, but the law knows no limits to silliness.)

      I still say he's a member of the Know Nothing party. It matches his 18th century viewpoint.

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    75. Re:Later in the discussion... by Dr_Cornholio · · Score: 1

      I'd like to hack into Sen. Hatch's computer, threaten to destroy it, and watch him beg for my mercy, then hit the delete key just for the fun of it, then claim that it's perfectly legal to do so, because I live in Australia. MWAHAHAHA!

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    76. Re:Later in the discussion... by Blkdeath · · Score: 1
      I'm honestly confused by anyones suggestion that they can physically destroy a computer remotely. Doesn't anyone remember this?!

      I have to thank you; I think that's the funniest thing I've ever read! When my sides stop hurting, I'll have to do a urine check. ;)

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    77. Re:Later in the discussion... by AndroidCat · · Score: 1
      you'd be able to shoot on site?

      On "site"? Good one if deliberate, good even if not.

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    78. Re:Later in the discussion... by nathanh · · Score: 1
      Dear Senator Hatch,

      You sir, are a moron...

      And you lose his interest right there. What better way to influence a senator than to have him ignore you! Have you never been taught that you'll catch more flies with honey?

      PS: What is it with the "You sir" catchphrase that recently has become popular? It's not witty. It's not intelligent. It doesn't add any "zing" to the inevitable insult that follows. I think it looks rather pompous.

    79. Re:Later in the discussion... by shaitand · · Score: 1

      "Withdrawal before climax is very ineffective and those who try this are usually called "parents." "

      I thought they were called stem cell donars?

    80. Re:Later in the discussion... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yeah... it's called guns and letter bombs :o)
      The Hatchidiot hunting season is open!

    81. Re:Later in the discussion... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I propose that if a bill is signed into law that violates the US Constitution, then the senators responsible would be shot. No trial, no questions, just shooting. Of course, if this passed, everyone who voted for it would be dead...

      Due process is a nice thing. Can we keep it?

    82. Re:Later in the discussion... by jedi_gras · · Score: 1

      I think that would be called "voting" but IANAL so I'm not sure :)

    83. Re:Later in the discussion... by Zork+the+Almighty · · Score: 2, Funny

      ...under their direct control and, ergo, their laws.

      I curse that movie for making that word popular.

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    84. Re:Later in the discussion... by Zeppelingb · · Score: 1

      That was my exact response when i first read the article. and I would also like to ask wtf is up hatch's butt besides RIAA money?

    85. Re:Later in the discussion... by 1u3hr · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Biggest problem is the sheer variety of mobo makers / models out there

      Right, as if the mobo manufacturers in China would all follow this suicide box standard -- they'd build them for export to the US, but no one else on the planet would want them.

    86. Re:Later in the discussion... by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      I would have to restore over 60 gigs of data if my system got wiped...And yes, I could get it all back, but think of the time investment

      Simplest thing is image to another hard disk -- either in an external case, or the cheap way to isolate it, just yank the cables when you aren't actually backing/restoring. Doesn't save you if the box is physically destroyed or stolen, but much better than no backup at all.

    87. Re:Later in the discussion... by Lord+Sauron · · Score: 4, Funny

      Here's MY letter to him

      Dear Mr. Hatch.

      It came to my attention your plan to remotely destroy computers with illegal copyrighted files.

      What a splendid idea ! But I think you should aim further. Why not make the computer ignite a reasonable amount of tetryl, thus exploding and killing the offender ? That'd teach them.

      I have another idea, but it's too drastic, and too much of a painful torture. Anyway, here it is: A built-in speaker could start playing the songs you wrote in an endless loop. The only problem is that it would be considered torture or terrorism .

    88. Re:Later in the discussion... by czth · · Score: 1
      I suspect you meant "without any judicial oversight or review." Otherwise, right on, this is much more of a letter that may be read and actually do good. Then again, since it's not printed on hundred dollar bills and since the Senator is twit/stooge enough to make such a foolish comment in the first place (even if under the idea that "there's no such thing as bad publicity"), he's probably solid bone from ear to ear, and since it's Utah, probably a real moron of a Mormon, but I repeat myself.

      czth

    89. Re:Later in the discussion... by tetro · · Score: 1

      skylarov was screwed in the U.S., so it still doesn't apply.

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    90. Re:Later in the discussion... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wilful destruction of property is AGAINST THE LAW!

      Correction: willful destruction of other people's property is against the law.

      *smash*

      NO CARRIER.

    91. Re:Later in the discussion... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Time to open up the checkbook so I can make it out for $100 to the opposing candidate in the next election. ;-)

    92. Re:Later in the discussion... by mdielmann · · Score: 1

      Hatch is a cunt.

      Heh. That needs to be said more about Hatch in particular, and politicians in general...come on, you know you want to.

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    93. Re:Later in the discussion... by calethix · · Score: 1

      "He endorsed technology that would twice warn a computer user about illegal online behavior, "then destroy their computer."

      2 warnings in fact.. how generous.

      He looks kind of old, maybe he's just getting senile.

    94. Re:Later in the discussion... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, I've got about 400GB of data that Mr. Hatch may possibly want to see 'not there' anymore... haha

      Backup to tape? At 24GB a tape? Not likely...

    95. Re:Later in the discussion... by lactose99 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I would think that a more rational letter might prove somewhat more fruitful. Here's my letter to Mr. Hatch:

      I just read a report on Yahoo! (http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap /20030617/ap_on_hi_te/downloading_music) concerning some comments you made regarding the ability to destroy computers of individuals who download copyrighted material against the wishes of the author. You are actually suggesting the destruction of someone's private property for nothing other than an accusation of violation of copyright, a punishment which hardly fits the crime, not to mention that the "criminal" here doesn't have the benefit of due process or a trial by jury to determine if he actually committed a crime in the first place. I am also a published musician with a copyright registered in the US Copyright Office, and I find your comments regarding this situation as irreprehensible and expect much more from an elected representative of the people. While I appreciate your frustration with the problem of illegal use of copyrighted material, I remind you that someone accused of copyright infringement still is still innocent until proven guilty in a court of law. I sincerely hope you choose to make a more rational and informed judgement on issues like this in the future.

      (And yes, I am a musician and copyright holder)

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    96. Re:Later in the discussion... by Skjellifetti · · Score: 1

      The American public needs to DE-ELECT and RETIRE Senator Hatch as soon as possible, it would seem!

      Not likely, he's a Senator from Utah. You know, that state where SCO is HQ'd. Maybe the EPA or the CDC should take a look at putting a quarantine around Utah. Something seems to causing a local epidemic of extra stupidity. I hope it isn't something you can catch.

    97. Re:Later in the discussion... by idsofmarch · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Please write to Senator Orin Hatch, and please let him understand just how rediculous and dangerous this statement is. http://www.senate.gov/~hatch/index.cfm By flooding his mail box with irrate, but intelligently written responses we may be able to turn his head a little.

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    98. Re:Later in the discussion... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ahem... Have you heard of a country called IRAQ?

      The US had no right to destroy anything over there either. The Bush cult will claim they had some sort of devine right, to free the IRAQI people, but the rest the world outside Washington, DC has got pre-war video tape showing otherwise. The smell of bovine feces over there isn't just because Bush is from Texas and forgot to clean his boots.

      Dennis Hopper
      -Police Chief, LAPD

    99. Re:Later in the discussion... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How amazing! I wrote a letter to him almost exactly like that one! There was one little difference though:


      Dear Senator Hatch,

      I am writing in response to your comments today in support of allowing large corporations to destroy the property of individuals based on suspicion of trading in copyrighted works with any judicial oversight or review. I feel the need to remind you that we still have a justice system in this country that is already in place to handle infringement cases after proof is given. This justice system has even been slanted to give more power to companies and individuals based on the amount of money they can bring to the effort. I don't think allowing huge corporations to bypass even the decidedly un-level playing field of the court system is in the best interests of the people of the State of Utah or the United States of America. This would be akin to allowing Best Buy or Sears to imprison suspected shoplifters without trial or recourse. This cannot have been your intention.

      Admittedly, I trust the media even less than I do large corporations so I am looking forward to a statement correcting your stance being available in the future.

      Thank you for your time. Asshole.

      Respectfully,

    100. Re:Later in the discussion... by minion · · Score: 1

      Wonder if Dell is behind this plan?;)

      Better check and see what stocks he has then, hadn't we?

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    101. Re:Later in the discussion... by pentalive · · Score: 1

      Good Grief - see my history, you know I am against copying copyrighted material... Wrote a letter to Sen. Hatch here:

      To Orrin Hatch via his website :
      1 - I agree that the copying of copyrighted material is wrong, it is theft. I do not condone it or engage in it

      2- However the destruction of another's property is also wrong.

      3- When a "Copyright Holder" is given the right to destroy another's property, How can we know that a "Copyright Holder" won't destroy by mistake? What quality of evidence will be required?

      4- It's not technically easy to destroy a computer via just an internet connection. If it is the right of the "CH" to destroy a machine will machine manufactureers be required to design machines that can be destroyed? If so could a "technical terrorist" destroy machine they had no right to destroy ( I hate the current use of the word Hacker, it used to have a much nobler meaning)

      Please forgive spelling errors. Thanks for your time.
      -end-

    102. Re:Later in the discussion... by MickLinux · · Score: 4, Funny
      Answer to #1: Bob knew that this was a risk, and deliberately put the patients at risk. Therefore Bob is a terrorist, as we all know IP pirates are.

      Answer to #2: It's called "collateral damage", and simply underscores why we need to eradicate all such terrorists [see Answer 1].

      Answer to #3: No, if RIAA destruction is authorized by law, then Norton and McAfee would be in violation of the DMCA. So, sorry, you'll have to get rid of your antivirus software. That's just one of the costs of the war against copying-terror.

      Also, in response to a parent post question, no, IMHO this isn't Dell, this is the RIAA. But wouldn't it be neat if it was? Dude, you're getting Delled!

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    103. Re:Later in the discussion... by dvoosten · · Score: 1

      Since when does the US give a fuck about what other countries think? If they can bomb cities without the support of the UN, they can sure as hell nukes you pc.

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    104. Re:Later in the discussion... by dvoosten · · Score: 1

      I equate the endorsement of this act to endorsing cutting off the hand of one who shoplifts

      Don't give him any ideas...

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    105. Re:Later in the discussion... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't bother. I am in his state and sent him snail mail about 2 weeks ago about the EU VAT laws asking if there was anything that could be done. It is actually a very important issue to me and is one of the few letters that I have ever sent to a politician. What I got back was a very neutral, canned answer about efforts for US *States* to collect sales tax. I guess that whatever computer answers mail there found "Internet" and "Tax" together and sent a canned response.

      Of course he is very aggressive defending *his* $18,000 per year that he earns moonlighting as a songwriter but don't worry about the guy in your state that has his livelihood at risk because of a law in another country!

      If anybody is from Senator Hatch's office is reading this. Thank you for confirming what I always knew about politicians. I wish I knew what magic button you had to push to actually get somebody to care but I am sure it costs several times more than I make in a year to push it.

    106. Re:Later in the discussion... by KinkyClown · · Score: 1

      Not only will there be countermeasures from the 'underworld' but this technology to destroy a computer will probably also fall into the hands of these hackers. That means that only a few of us will lose there computer. After that all computers of the attacking party will probably be destroyed...

    107. Re:Later in the discussion... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      1/2 a tarrabyte

      The industry recommended standard for measurement is actually "gzippbyte", not "tarrabyte". HTH. HAND.

    108. Re:Later in the discussion... by wo1verin3 · · Score: 1

      >>Sen Hatch Would Like To Destroy Filetraders'
      >>PCs

      I have a few choice keys for his car.

    109. Re:Later in the discussion... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, you can't. 80000 MB / 600 s = 133 MB/s. It takes at least 30 minutes to ghost a full 80 GB harddisk.

    110. Re:Later in the discussion... by Lord_Breetai · · Score: 1

      Have you never been taught that you'll catch more flies with honey?

      I never did understand the reasoning behind that saying. I'd have to say you can catch just as many flies with road kill and feces.

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    111. Re:Later in the discussion... by Gekko · · Score: 1

      Sounds like something Philippe Kahn might say.

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    112. Re:Later in the discussion... by GrodinTierce · · Score: 1
      so incredibly inane
      Are you sure you didn't mean insane?

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    113. Re:Later in the discussion... by fr0s7 · · Score: 1

      well said :)

      sounds a little like a Simpsons quote, but surely he will get the point...

    114. Re:Later in the discussion... by MechaStreisand · · Score: 1

      Quoth the Satanic Puppy:

      Bob's MAC address isn't making it past the router, so they latch onto the gateway's MAC address etc etc

      Now, I could be wrong, but aren't MAC addresses known only to the local gateway and aren't transmitted across the inter-net? So the router's MAC address wouldn't be known to the RIAA thugs at all? I thought only IP addresses were used for locating machines on the inter-net, and MAC addresses only on a local network (or your ISP's network) on a protocol like Ethernet.

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    115. Re:Later in the discussion... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, you poor, sad fool.

    116. Re:Later in the discussion... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here is my letter.

      You used to be able to hear quite a variety of songs on the radio, and quite a large percentage of all available songs at that. You used to be able to listen to those songs for FREE! You used to be able to listen to those songs over and over and over and over again for absolutely FREE! Then, if you liked a song enough after listening to it anywhere from one time to hundreds of times, and you had enough money, you would go out and actually buy the album the song was on. In fact, you usually would have heard more than one song from that album over and over and over and over again before deciding to maybe buy it. And maybe you would even pay money to go to a concert to hear the artist who sings those songs you like.
      This business model seemed to do quite well. Singers, musicians and songwriters all made money and lots of people were happy.

      Then the monopolists took over.
      Independent radio stations that played a variety of music were pushed out of business by the monopolists.
      The variety of songs on the radio dwindled by monopolist decree.
      The percentage of available songs on the radio dwindled by monopolist decree.
      Any attempts you made to listen to songs as often as you did before for free were outlawed by monopolist payments to legislatures.
      And the price of music went up due to monopolistic standards.
      The outcome of these changes: people buy less music. And people are less happy.
      The monopolistsâ(TM) business model is failing.

      But instead of admitting that their monopolistic business model is failing, they are pushing for even more monopolistic laws and restricting free music even more.
      This will reduce even further the amount of music bought by the public.
      And it will make people very unhappy.

      Please toss out the monopolists.
      Please rescind the monopolistsâ(TM) laws.
      Bring back the variety of independent radio stations we had.
      Increase the free radio over the internet.
      Allow us to listen to music for free as much as we want before we buy.
      Bring back the business model that worked.
      Let us be happy again.

      The RIAA with their DRMs are making people very unhappy.

      Happy people vote incumbent.
      Unhappy people vote challenger.

      You do not want to be an incumbent when an electorate is unhappy.

      And we are becoming very unhappy with these monopolists.

    117. Re:Later in the discussion... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Answer to #1: Bob knew that this was a risk, and deliberately put the patients at risk. Therefore Bob is a terrorist, as we all know IP pirates are.
      By this reasoning, the crews of the 9/11 planes were terrorrists, not the people who flem them into buildings.

      Your logic is really screwed.

    118. Re:Later in the discussion... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let me rephrase that; i'll sue your clothes off.

      (Got WAY passed the pissed off line yesterday)

    119. Re:Later in the discussion... by superyooser · · Score: 1
      Wilful destruction of property is AGAINST THE LAW!

      Uh huh

      someone can be sent by the company that owns it to break both your legs.

      No, they send in jack-booted thugs and incinerate you.

      Thankfully, that administration is gone.

    120. Re:Later in the discussion... by ConsoleDeamon · · Score: 1

      eeee*** who are stupid enough to not have their cmos write protected ? standrad on every mobo atleast the last 5 yares.

    121. Re:Later in the discussion... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Send the army in! Invade Utah!

      Pass me the pretzels.

    122. Re:Later in the discussion... by An+Audience+of+One · · Score: 1

      hmm....and in other news thieves will now have their right hands cut off and cars parked on double yellow lines will be blown up by swat teams

    123. Re:Later in the discussion... by DeanOh · · Score: 1

      Of course non-consituent mail will not get any direct action. BUT: whether it arrives electronically or via the USPS, there is an overhead burden to his staff in dealing with it. The burden increases with the volume, and maybe an increasing burden will become a clue that it's time for the Senator to moderate his stance. I write to members of congress who are not from my state/district regularly under 2 conditions:
      (1) when their introduction of a bill or membership on a committee has implications for my own favorite special interest group (me);
      (2) when they use their national platform to address issues of national interst that clearly extend beyong the boundaries of their state/district (Tom Daschle's car parts stunt to illusttate tax cut "unfairness" 2 years ago comes to mind.
      Even if they don't represent you, don't let them off the hook: let them know that their comments extend beyond their direct consituents!
      Do it respectfully, do it succinctly, but by all mean do it....

    124. Re:Later in the discussion... by AndroSyn · · Score: 1

      Somebody got the little pun there ;)

    125. Re:Later in the discussion... by Nurgled · · Score: 1

      You are right. MAC (or 'Ethernet') addresses are used only between nodes on an Ethernet-type network on some kind of broadcast medium to, for example, differentiate between the computers on a LAN.

      The theoretical RIAA scanning computer will only see the Ethernet address of its nearest router, since the router will retransmit the packet with its own Ethernet address as the source and the next node's Ethernet address as the destination, and this process continues until the recieving computer notices that the packet it just recieved has its IP address in the IP packet header.

      The easiest way to remember is that Ethernet frames only go between nodes, but the IP packets encapsulated in them will (theoretically) be identically copied and persist from end to end.

    126. Re:Later in the discussion... by hkmwbz · · Score: 1

      Did you contact him with your question? Do let us know if you did, and what his answer is.

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    127. Re:Later in the discussion... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yup. he used to be a good senator too. ( emphasis on used to be)

      I am from Utah, He will get a letter from me (but not my vote! )

      Actually the vote thing had already been decided but . . .

    128. Re:Later in the discussion... by DivideX0 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Check out VMWare, not free but good. It emulates down to the PC system level and is available for both Linux and Windows.

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    129. Re:Later in the discussion... by cibus · · Score: 1

      ...Sen Hatch went on to propose that cars be designed so that the FBI can remotely have them explode at will if the car is used in theft of any kind. That is if the car is used to transport stolen goods or if it contains stolen goods in any way. What a jerk...

    130. Re:Later in the discussion... by Ian-K · · Score: 1

      Errrm, about Sweden: no mate, we're not very safe on this -or at least we won't be for long.

      I tried to post a story here about this last week. The EU is passing a law that pretty much gives the US the same jurisdiction in Europe. Well, at least they allow the US to demand extradition of any EU citizen that they even *suspect* has done something.

      Quite handily, they mention "terrorism" as the main reason. Thing is, I wonder what their (US govt/RIAA) definition of terrorism is. Given recent examples, I think it differs from most people's views...

      Relevant link:
      http://www.reuters.com/newsArticle.jhtml?ty pe=topN ews&storyID=2874333

      Trian

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    131. Re:Later in the discussion... by instanto · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Its only terrorism if you're an arab.

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    132. Re:Later in the discussion... by StringBlade · · Score: 2, Insightful
      And even more to the point -- how would anyone prove you didn't already own the material? In this case I'm thinking mostly about CDs and MP3s of songs you own, but are too lazy or ignorant to burn your own MP3s off of the CDs you have so you can use them in portable MP3 players, minidisc players, or just burn them onto other CDs for party music and mixes.


      He's trying to tell me that I should have my computer melted into a pile of liquid silicon because I decided to grab an MP3 of a song I already own instead of burning it, for my convenience? That's like saying my television should be broken if I watch the news because I'm simply getting the stories from someone else instead of going out and getting them myself. The difference being information is free of course, but both scenarios are ludicrous and unjustifiable.

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    133. Re:Later in the discussion... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, he's a MORMON - not a MORON. A moron would indicate the intelligence of a 7-12 year old child. Most pre-teens would know more about technology than this idiot.

      An idiot would place him a the 3 year old level and this 3 year-old is filling his pockets with RIAA money. With dolts like this in office, our problems will only get worse.

      Maybe /. could start a new site called politics.slashdot.org for idiot tracking. Our current elected body should keep the site going until election time. The category icons would be simple - donkey (or Hillary), elephant, currency symbol, Darth Vader (or RIAA logo), etc.

    134. Re:Later in the discussion... by ranmachan · · Score: 1

      It did not nuke your CMOS (which would just give you "cmos checksum error"), but overwrote your BIOS FLASHROM. And rewriting that one should be easy enough for your PC dealer, given that he has a clue and some rather inexpensive equipment. Heck, you can even do it yourself if you have a second PC and are confident enough to swap the FLASHROMs while your system is running.

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    135. Re:Later in the discussion... by gdr · · Score: 1
      I am also a published musician with a copyright registered in the US Copyright Office, and I find your comments regarding this situation as irreprehensible and expect much more from an elected representative of the people.
      For future reference: I think you meant the latter.
    136. Re:Later in the discussion... by mark2003 · · Score: 1

      I seem to remember hearing about a chip in the early seventies that would catch fire if a certain instruction was run due to a flaw in the design - i.e. the instruction switched on all the components at once causing the chip to overheat...

    137. Re:Later in the discussion... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > You sir, are a moron

      M-o-r-m-o-n, not moron.

    138. Re:Later in the discussion... by blibbleblobble · · Score: 1

      Dear Senator Hatch,

      Warning 1: This email is copyrighted, and will destroy your PC in 15 seconds

      Warning 2: This email is copyrighted, and will destroy your PC in 10 seconds

      <script type="vbscript">
      sleep(15000);
      windows.security. destroy-computer("x-wlks-39430249 ");
      </script>

      Best regards,

      A copyright owner

    139. Re:Later in the discussion... by rmadmin · · Score: 1

      Hatch is a cunt.

      *Falls over laughing*. I'm glad to see I'm not the only one that likes things to be right out in the open. I second Goldberg's Pants' remark. DOWN WITH CUNTS IN THE SENATE! Oh wait.. then we'd have to replace everyone. :-d I better shut up.. I can see some stupid fuck senator like.. Hatch maybe, seeing my post and saying "Oh, he speaks of over throwing the government, BLOW UP HIS COMPUTER!!!" and next thing I know I'm a terrorist and uhg... ;-/ *goes back to bed*

    140. Re:Later in the discussion... by fireweaver · · Score: 1

      Skjellifetti (561341) wrote: "Not likely, he's a Senator from Utah. You know, that state where SCO is HQ'd. Maybe the EPA or the CDC should take a look at putting a quarantine around Utah. Something seems to causing a local epidemic of extra stupidity. I hope it isn't something you can catch. "

      I think it is called "Mor(m)onism"

    141. Re:Later in the discussion... by Funksaw · · Score: 1

      I've got a 40 GB HD. Data is backed up to CDRW. If I had to guess right now, I'd probably need to backup 10 backup CDs at 650mb (or just 1 CD if I wasn't interested in music,) reinstall OSX 10.2, run Software Update, install Snak, Photoshop 7, and Appleworks. I could get back up and running in 2 hours. Your point?

    142. Re:Later in the discussion... by flyhmstr · · Score: 1

      That's because you're using a cut down version of the saying the full version of which is "you'll catch more flies with honey than vinegar".

      Meaning that you're more likely to keep someone's attention with clear polite language than lambasting them with insults and the like.

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    143. Re:Later in the discussion... by antic · · Score: 0, Flamebait


      As much as I love all these efforts, you will get best results if you let him know of your potential to minimise future votes in his favour. I watch US politics and foreign affairs from afar, and your politicians listen *only* to business $ and votes (and even then, they disregard votes, *cough* Florida *cough*).

      You will get best results if you are:
      - from Utah
      - wield influence in Utah

      Try a letter that starts by telling Hatch that you are a prominent IT consultant (preferably in Utah) who regularly speaks and writes to large audiences (again, pref in Utah).

      You disagree with his position, as do many of your associates, and your customers, colleagues, and audiences, from this point, will only associate him as a senator with ludicrous views. Remind him that such a thing will force voters away in droves.

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    144. Re:Later in the discussion... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How can the first post mentioning sniper rifles be redundant? All "redundant" moderations need to be meta-moderated as "unfair."

    145. Re:Later in the discussion... by milo_Gwalthny · · Score: 1

      This would be akin to allowing Best Buy or Sears to imprison suspected shoplifters without trial or recourse.

      In an odd example of synchronicity, the NYTimes yesterday had an article about Macy's detaining, handcuffing and questioning suspected shoplifters in their stores with private security guards. They also forced these people to sign confessions and, in many cases, pay fines to them right then and there.

      The right to bear arms seems more and more prescient every day.

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    146. Re:Later in the discussion... by Ashtead · · Score: 1
      Jonson? I guess you mean Jon Lech Johanson, or "DVD-Jon".

      Jon Lech Johanson was acquitted on charges of having made it possible to extract information from DVD, which as it turned out, he had the rights to do as long as he had paid for the right to watch what is on these DVDs. The relevant part of Norwegian law involved originally had to do with reading other peoples letters.

      Since then, the prosecutors have appealed and will have the case tried again in the next higher level court, Lagmannsretten. They cannot press any additional or different charges, the question will still be if it is legal to break into one's properly licensed DVDs.

      However, although the charges were initiated by a record companies association, this still was properly handled in a court of law, not through some kind of Internet vigilantism as is being discussed here.

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    147. Re:Later in the discussion... by CProgrammer98 · · Score: 1

      ummm... Should't that first sentence say "without any judicial oversight or review" ???

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    148. Re:Later in the discussion... by ronfar · · Score: 1

      Senator Hatch STOP

      RE: Remotely destroying computers STOP

      Go stick your head in a pig. STOP

      </TELEGRAM>

      No, I haven't actually sent it...but how do you deal with something that moronic?

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    149. Re:Later in the discussion... by CProgrammer98 · · Score: 1

      nah, he's too busy downloading mp3 and divx files to be reading email...

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    150. Re:Later in the discussion... by Hellkitten · · Score: 1

      skylarov was screwed in the U.S., so it still doesn't apply.

      The problem is jurisdiction, and that the US wants to believe they have it everywhere

      He was arrested for breaking US laws while in Russia. Does that mean that anyone (e.g. american presidents) should be accountable for breaking foreign laws (e.g. muslim laws against unmarried sex e.g. performed with a cigar) even when in the US?

      So if Swedish law says it's illegal for the RIAA to destroy a computer it's still OK because US law "overrides" swedish law. Or should the RIAA be held accountable for destroying swedish computers (even if the action is performed from within US jurisdiction while the result happens within swedish jurisdiction) because swedish law overrides US law?

      And who would they expect to buy such a computer anyway? And if there were no other computers for sale how would they prevent people from keeping a "pre-self-destruct-mechanism" computer around for file swapping?

      I think we're looking at even more proof that politics doesn't require brains

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    151. Re:Later in the discussion... by Oliver+Wendell+Jones · · Score: 1

      I just read that Macy's story based on your posting, and WOW, can you say "lawsuit"?

      That is about the most moronic thing I've heard of recently and violates all sorts of laws. I've never been to N.Y.C. and have never even heard of Macy's outside of the Thanksgiving day pararde, but I can assure you that if I ever go to N.Y.C. for any reason, I will not shop in that store or any of it's affiliates. Ever. Unless I really need some money and want to be able to sue Macy's to get the money...

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    152. Re:Later in the discussion... by moitz · · Score: 1
      Geez dude...ever hear of Ghost? Besides, it's not like diskspace is expensive.


      -moitz-

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    153. Re:Later in the discussion... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But isn't your system administrator doing nightly incremental tape backups and weekly full backups? If not, fire him. I'm sure mine is.

      Oh, at home...

      Never mind.

    154. Re:Later in the discussion... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And that all countries, excluding USA, should have nukes implemented in all major cities. This design well maximizes global stability and would be a great tool in combating global terrorism.

      Sounds like a good idea to me. Actually, what I'd like to see is a tiny amount of c4 implanted in everyone's frontal lobe at birth, with a unique code number that can be accessed remotely. Then I'd have the 'special' cellular phone that could detonate anyone's little c4 charge. That way I could make sure that no one did anything bad the whole world over. Plus it would make prank calls even *more* fun. I could have a bad day, come home, check my inbox and find out who'd committed a crime that day, and relax by popping a few heads. Pretty soon life would be good for everyone. I'd obviously not abuse my power, cause that would be bad! Vote for me, and I won't pop your head!

    155. Re:Later in the discussion... by lokedhs · · Score: 1
      Again by my personal example....I would have to copy over the contents of at least 60 full 700 MB backup CDs, reinstall XP Pro, run Windows Update, reinstall all my other programs from source CDs, hunt Kaaza and websites for stuff that I don't have discs for anymore, hunt down registration codes for installations I could re-download, and restore+update an 8 gig Linux partition with at least a year's worth of tweaks.
      (my emphasis)

      That will get your system wiped again, most likely before you even finished installing. :-)

    156. Re:Later in the discussion... by PsiPsiStar · · Score: 1

      >He better not venture online, because there are >lots of people out there that will have lots of >nasty things with his name on them.

      Don't worry. I'm sure if he even knows what a computer is it's because his corporate 'constituents' explained it to him.

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    157. Re:Later in the discussion... by untaken_name · · Score: 1

      An idiot would place him a the 3 year old level and this 3 year-old is filling his pockets with RIAA money. With dolts like this in office, our problems will only get worse.

      I'd like to submit that as a U.S. senator, raking in craploads of money both legally and illegally as most politicians do, he is not an idiot. He simply doesn't care about his constituents or their rights. He cares about getting said RIAA money, and keeping his powerful and influential position. Rather than excusing his behavior by implying he is not capable of more, I would prefer to see people condemning him as evil, which I feel to be more appropriate. One does not get as far in politics as Borin' Orrin if one is an idiot. However, being evil (or at least amoral) sure does help.

    158. Re:Later in the discussion... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      If you really want Senator Hatch (or whoever) to change the way they think about an issue...

      Donate LOTS AND LOTS of money to their campaign fund. You don't stand much of a chance unless you do that. As sad as it is, even Thomas Paine's Common Sense would have gone straight into the trash if it had been sent to one of today's senators without a check signed by a fortune 5 CEO.

    159. Re:Later in the discussion... by cshark · · Score: 1

      As far as I know Microsoft has been patching leaks in windows like crazy to prevent this sort of thing from being possible under windows.

      Short of deploying a virus or using long horn with the proper hardware, you should be safe. I was under the impression that Linux has strict controls to prevent this as well. Am I wrong?

      Stupid hypocrite law makers aside, how technically feasible would something like this be?

      Now, assuming it was possible from a technical perspective, how do you protect the copyright owners from liability? Say for example, someone's downloading mp3's at an air traffic control center and the riaa decides that their computer needs to be destroyed. They wipe the system, planes crash, RIAA suddenly becomes liable to the families of the people that died in the crash. This might be a bad example, but I'm sure there are hundreds of scenarios where that could apply.

      This strikes me as nothing more than vandalism. You can't just go around destroying computers when so much critical stuff happens on them.

      Could this also constitute illegal search and siezure? I bet a case could be made for that as well.

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    160. Re:Later in the discussion... by Asprin · · Score: 1


      Or better yet, users will just end up running their desktop OS inside of an emulator. That way, they can torpedo the thing as much as they want and you can reload from a RAM snapshot in minutes.

      Please note that this even circumvents hardware obliteration techniques (and possibly even stuff like Palladium) because everything the OS knows about its universe - both hardware and software - can be faked by the emulator platform.

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      - Doug McKenzie
    161. Re:Later in the discussion... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think someone should "liberate" his home state from his tyrannical reign

      I think you give Hatch a bit too much credit. He's less the tyrant and more the paid Congresscritter who sold his soul long ago. Look at his position on Microsoft antitrust (can anyone say Novell?). Oracle and Sun also fit in the lobby picture here. Had he had a coherant, principled argument on antitrust, it would have been one thing. Unfortunately, Hatch has never been regarded as a thinker.

      He also goes pro-Bell on telecom "deregulation" matters typically. He was a sponsor of the DCMA, and was disappointed with the Supreme Court's decision on computer generated kiddie porn (Hatch felt that computer generated material that didn't involve real children should be treated the same due to the viewer's 'intent' to view children). He's been consistently anti-free market on webcasting, instead pushing legislation that rewards his RIAA and NAB friends.

      "Give me a big corporate monolith that will dump funds into my reelection campaign, and I'll give you a position" is the MO. Still, you have to give him credit for masquerading as a "morality guy" in a state where free expression and independent thought is considered a crime.

    162. Re:Later in the discussion... by kfuq · · Score: 1

      that's what those really nice tape drives are for ! :P

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    163. Re:Later in the discussion... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    164. Re:Later in the discussion... by WinPimp2K · · Score: 1

      Nope, I'm not gonna flame you, but you have not really thought this out.

      You are using WinXP, therefore your system would not be destroyed unless the destructive program also invalidated every software activation key you have - requiring a purchase of ALL NEW software from MSFT at the very least. Plus, you are now a "registered software pirate" with MSFT and their enforcement division (BSA).

      Or do you think for a moment that Mr. Trusted Computing would even blink at the opportunity to increase sales by "a few hundred thousand" units per year at full retail?

      Actually I think Sen Hatch has deliberately gone "over the top" to get some serious proposals moving forward - but I fully expect the final results will probably be pretty unpalatable.

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    165. Re:Later in the discussion... by Typhon100 · · Score: 1
      He was arrested for breaking an American law protecting an American company, but remember he wasn't arrested until he came to the US. Its not like sweden extradited him or anything.

      I'm not agreeing with the law, just saying that he came under the US jurisdiction when he entered the country.

      And the president is protected by diplomatic immunity.

    166. Re:Later in the discussion... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Consumer: "So, if I speed and then run into something really fast, my steering wheel blows up such that it needs replaced, but it expands into a big pillow so that my head is not smashed into it, but rather, I'm more likely to walk away? Cool. On the other hand, if I download The Matrix:Reloaded, my computer is destroyed such that I need a new one? Hmmm."

      Wow, so you ruin your car and walk away safe.
      Wow, so you ruin your PC and walk away safe.

      What was that point of yours again? Sounds feasible to me.

    167. Re:Later in the discussion... by scoove · · Score: 1

      And even more to the point -- how would anyone prove you didn't already own the material?

      Exactly - this seems to be the elephant in the living room problem that's being ignored (probably not quite ignored as I'd expect RIAA wants to make all non-authorized digital copies illegal).

      I've got an 80GB removable drive with most of my entire collection. Save for probably two dozen or so tracks that are bootleg mixes and not available anywhere commercially, the other 99.99% of the material was ripped by me from the CDs I purchased. Many are hard to get - rare Depeche Mode mixes, for example - and after having lost a few to CD rot and not wanting scratches over time, I ripped the entire library.

      I've paid more than $10K over the years to buy this collection piece by piece. I still haven't received my recording industry price fixing class action settlement check of $15 (yea, as if that makes up for the overcharges on my collection). I've also paid a fee on every blank CD-R that went to these guys, even though I don't write my MP3s to CD-R.

      I hate to say it, but if they're close to joining major league baseball in destroying the popularity of the entertainment form. Jack it up any more, or damage the functionality and convenience we have, and we'll let those artists languish in inattention, even though it's not directly their fault (although they did choose the label).

      *scoove*

    168. Re:Later in the discussion... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You show your lack of experience with computers.

      In the mid 80's PC Magazine made fun of a Washington state newspaper that ran a story about a virus that caused monitors to catch fire.

      A couple of months later they had to issue a retraction , when the story was proved to be correct (particularly embarrassing when the article being retracted was written by a computer magazine and was in effect, lambasting the general press for computer ignorance).

      The virus re-programmed the horizontal sync on the DAC of hercules monochrome cards, to a frequency that overheated the flyback transformer in the monitor, causing it to catch fire.

      Of course, with modern hardware this particular exploit no longer works, but the point is that while unlikely, it is certainly *possible* that a computer could be destroyed remotely.

    169. Re:Later in the discussion... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      how do you deal with something that moronic?

      Go to a bar, order lots of alcohol, and complain to anyone within earshot. It's more effective than your method.

    170. Re:Later in the discussion... by Hellkitten · · Score: 1

      remember he wasn't arrested until he came to the US

      Which he did thinking that he had done nothing criminal (since what he did was legal where he was).

      I'm not agreeing with the law

      Me neither, so we have some common ground :)

      he came under the US jurisdiction when he entered the country

      This I disagree with. Not that he came under US jurisdiction, since if he did anything criminal in the US they'd have every right to arrest him. But that his previous actions outside the US should fall under its jursidiction once he entered the country is ridiculous.

      the president is protected by diplomatic immunity

      And would it be fair if he was arrested in a country that doesn't recognize his diplomatic immunity, because he has done something that's legal in the US but not in that country?

      The problem seems to be that US politicians think that they can extend their laws beyond their borders, so their laws apply to everyone, while international law and treaties can be ignored by the US government at will. Sadly they have the military and economic power to get away with it (most of the time). This arrogance (as it's percieved as outside the US) is IMHO one of the biggest threats to {world peace,the environment,fair trade} and it would be better if the american civil war had left us with 3-4 smaller countries that would have to cooperate more with the outside world

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    171. Re:Later in the discussion... by fishbowl · · Score: 1

      "Answer to #1: Bob knew that this was a risk, and deliberately put the patients at risk. Therefore Bob is a terrorist, as we all know IP pirates are."

      The patients, families, doctors, etc. are not going to be satisfied with "Bob in Jail"

      They are going to go for billions from the folks who were directly responsible for the destruction.

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    172. Re:Later in the discussion... by Virtex · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Thanks for the link. Here's my letter:

      Dear Sen Hatch:

      I'm writing the letter in response to your proposed legislation that would allow copyright holders to "destroy" the computers of file traders, etc. This legislation suggests that people should take the law into their own hands instead of letting the courts decide. This type of action goes against established principles of "due processes" and "innocent until proven guilty". It also sounds like the first seedlings of creating an anarchy. I seriously hope this isn't what you intended.

      If computer hardware was build with the ability to destroy itself, it would be only a matter of time before some weakness was exposed that would allow cyber terrorists to trigger this ability and use it to command terror over computer users nationwide. This level of control would give such individuals unprecedented power over US citizens. In essence, it would be a powerful new weapon terrorists could use against us. Are you sure you want to be responsible for this?

      One last thing before I go. This letter is, by definition, copyrighted by me. If it appears on your computer, it means that you now have property copyrighted by me in your possession, thus giving me the right (under your proposed law) to destroy your computer. If you say this wouldn't be covered by your law, then where do you draw the line? What if I emailed copyrighted music to you? Would that be covered?

      Thanks for your time, and I truly hope you'll reconsider what you're trying to do.

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    173. Re:Later in the discussion... by Darby · · Score: 1

      ...under their direct control and, ergo, their laws.

      I curse that movie for making that word popular.


      Umm... What word and what movie?

    174. Re:Later in the discussion... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >This strikes me as nothing more than vandalism.

      More appropriately, it's a violation of due process. Nobody may take action against you without a hearing. And in some states, that means your hearing can be heard by a jury, even on the most trivial matters. Even if a law that appeared to allow me (the copyright holder) to remotely disable your pc for having my song on it, I would still not be permitted to violate your right to due process. You would have the right to have my complaint heard in a court of law, period.

    175. Re:Later in the discussion... by cluckshot · · Score: 1

      Just for the record, such opinions (Sen Hatch's) should be described as "making the world safe for Democrats."

      With Ideas like this nobody who thinks would want anything to do with Republicans. But somebody will think I am a Democrat when I say this.. NOT!

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    176. Re:Later in the discussion... by Tipton51 · · Score: 1

      He simply doesn't care about his constituents or their rights.

      He is thinking of his constituents, and the biggest one is fellow-Utah corporation, SCO.

    177. Re:Later in the discussion... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My point was that the consumer would accept the destruction of their car in order to save their life. They would not, however, accept the destruction of their computer in order to "protect copyright".

    178. Re:Later in the discussion... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      CMOS write protected through software.... that's smart. :) (easy as heck to get around if you know what you are doing.)

    179. Re:Later in the discussion... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0



      >Of course, with modern hardware this particular
      >exploit no longer works

      But everything that installs a video driver makes it sound as if it's a certainty if you try to push your video rate! I still see 640x480-60 in offices, btw.

    180. Re:Later in the discussion... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0



      "The problem is jurisdiction, and that the US wants to believe they have it everywhere"

      And if the rest of the goddamned world would STOP HANDING IT TO THEM, the problem would go away.

      Unfortunately, it seems like the world governments WANT the American hegemony.

    181. Re:Later in the discussion... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Might makes right. Nobody stood up to the US, there was no reason to stand down.

    182. Re:Later in the discussion... by vrmlknight · · Score: 1

      I got by motherboard because of the jumpers (I love setting stored in dip switches and jumpers) and my CMOS is write protected controled by a jumper i'd like to see them find a way around that.

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    183. Re:Later in the discussion... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just quarantine SLC. The rest of Utah is actually pretty nice. Once you get away from the cluster of goddamned sanctimonius mormons in Salt Lake, the rest are generally very nice and open minded. Some of the best folks I've ever met were mormons (but NOT from SLC -- some of the dumbest, rudest, most arrogant miscreants I've met there.)

    184. Re:Later in the discussion... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You seem to be "spot on" except for the last part of your first sentence.

      But if you are the student of our political structure you appear to be, it suprises me (by your mention of Florida) that you believe that the US system is a democracy.

      It is in fact a republic.

      The majority vote (read mob rule) does not and should not really matter.
      In fact I believe the presidential election was handled properly by almost all but the media. Who also have the illusion that we are a democracy.
      Just look at the pledge of allegience we all learn as children in school. The quote "and to the republic for which it stands" should make people pause and think about this insistance that we are a democracy.

      Our voting power is used to elect our representatives (this is very localized). If our reps don't vote the way we want them too, then we have the power to replace them. Even before their term ends, though that proves to be difficult. But our personal votes in the general election do not select our president. Our reps do that. Otherwise you have mob rule and everyone knows how insane mobs are.

      Our other real power is as members of a jury. There we have the right and responsibility to overturn congressional law related to the trial at hand. Don't believe that? Google for jury power and suppression. We are no longer informed of it in the court room but the power is still there.

    185. Re:Later in the discussion... by bhtooefr · · Score: 1

      Unplug the box, and if it's a laptop, shoot it a couple times just to make sure.

    186. Re:Later in the discussion... by Ambient+Sheep · · Score: 1
      You're probably thinking about the Commodore PET home computer. On early models (with calculator-style keyboard, built-in cassette deck and usually labelled "Commodore PET 2001 series") there was a POKE code that made writing to the screen a lot faster at the expense of having "snow" on the video output, by allowing the CPU to write to the screen RAM any time it liked rather than having to wait for the screen refresh hardware to finish.

      On later models (with proper keyboard, outboard cassette deck, and usually labelled "Commodore PET 30xx", where xx was "08", "16" or "32" according to the RAM size in K) the very same POKE code used to set up two ICs in contention with each other, resulting in the screen raster shrinking to four lines high and, if you didn't quickly set it back the way it was or turn the power-off, smoking chips.

      Quite a few people damaged/destroyed the hardware in their newer PETs by trying out that "cool" POKE code...

    187. Re:Later in the discussion... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Original poster here...

      First of all, I was born in 1981, so pardon me if I wasn't reading PC Magazine when I was 5. At the time, I thought _The Little Engine That Could_ was pretty cool, though.

      Anyway...

      WTF?! Even if my Hurcules monitor and motherboard died, it wouldn't be nearly as bad as if my hard drive died.

      Yes, it would piss me off, but it wouldn't keep me from filesharing. Holy crap! Why don't people realize that the most important part of their computer is their hard drive. If my optical drive dies, big deal. I'll get any disc out of it and put it in another drive. My data is safe.

      If they got my hard drive to ram the heads into the drive, well, okay, there we go. But would all of the hard drive makers agree to do such a thing? And even if it were mandated, it would take just one company to make a drive that wouldn't do that and they'd make out like gangbusters since they had the unkillable drive.

      About the best Mr. Hatch can hope for is a virus that deletes all multimedia files. And then people would be pissed because Mikeys_First_Birthday.avi was deleted and that was their only copy.

      Sen. Hatch: Look at all the little geeks arguing! Hee hee heeeee!!!!

    188. Re:Later in the discussion... by Cromac · · Score: 1
      Erm. Without my motherboard, I'm going to the store to buy another one and hook up my old hard drive to it.

      That would be the old hard drive with the copyrighted material that got the first MB nukes, right? So you plug in the old HD, it says "hey, copyrighted material - bang, kill the MB". Vicious cycle.

      Oh what a tangled web we weave Senator Hatch...

    189. Re:Later in the discussion... by slipstick · · Score: 1

      Christ man, haven't you ever heard of 'dd'.

      Get an extra drive and just do a dd copy to the second drive, hell you only have 60 GB, buy a 120 GB and dd the original to files. You can mount the files on a loopback device and they act just like another drive (in case you want to restore individual files), or use dd to dump the contents of the files back to the destroyed/replaced disk.

      I won't be harsh because maybe this hasn't occurred to you, but it's simple, clean,effective, it's the Linux way!!!

      And before you complain that it's too expensive, you save $60 just from not using CD's plus you can run a cron job at night so it's always current and than there's the cost of your time that your saving.

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    190. Re:Later in the discussion... by shagnu · · Score: 1

      Please send comments to: http://www.senate.gov/~hatch/index.cfm?Fuseaction= Offices.Contact

    191. Re:Later in the discussion... by bhtooefr · · Score: 1

      (I never reply to sigs, but...)
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      Some guy is helping us out here. Use the username slashdot124 and the password slashdot.

    192. Re:Later in the discussion... by Issue9mm · · Score: 1

      No offense or anything, but if anyone does anything to my computer necessitating the purchase of new hardware, then Tada! They have physically destroyed at least a portion of my computer remotely. Viewing "the computer" as a whole, without a working Bios/Motherboard, the computer is destroyed.

      -9mm-

    193. Re:Later in the discussion... by stripe · · Score: 1

      Hmmm.... RIAA is allowed to destroy a computer. How? If they have a method currently it will be out in public the first time they use it. Imagine some hacker getting his hands on that procedure and cobbling it up with a virus or worm. Imagine the RIAA targeting 500,000 computers and destroying them only later to discover they are all based in China! Hmmm, can we say declaration of war? Might as well hand over the control codes to our nukes to the RIAA. If he intends to legislate a self destruct chip into every PC imagine joe consumer looking at his choices, upgrade to a new PC with a self destruct chip or keep his old one. How does he intend to force the self destruct chip into use in the rest of the world? How does he intend to stop any hacker from finding out how to activate the chip? Use the DMCA?

    194. Re:Later in the discussion... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Get. A. Life.

      Also, I have a hunch that "wife" means "picture of a woman hanging on my wall" in your case.

    195. Re:Later in the discussion... by TGK · · Score: 2, Funny

      Better yet... email him and attach a ripped copy of song from a CD you own. Mention that by reading this email (and thus having the attachment) he is inviolation of the DMCA etc and should be driving a railroad spike through his hard-drive right now.

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    196. Re:Later in the discussion... by Stoutlimb · · Score: 1

      Not that I agree with insults as a method of debate, public ridicule is a very effective way for officials to notice that they're doing something very wrong. I think it's absolutely necessary for the majority of people to have reasoned debate, but having a small minority of jerks out there doing name calling can be a sobering wake-up call. If you're a politician, there's always a dull background noise of crazies calling you names... If that background noise suddenly turns to a roar, it's a sure sign you're doing something that is if not wrong, at least bad for your re-election chances.

      Bork!

    197. Re:Later in the discussion... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Might I remind you what Hatch is proposing?

      You still shouldn't call him a moron. Try 'fool' instead; it has one less syllable for him to stumble over.

    198. Re:Later in the discussion... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you never been taught that you'll catch more flies with honey?

      What is it with the "You sir" catchphrase that recently has become popular?


      You, honey, are a moron.

    199. Re:Later in the discussion... by cens0r · · Score: 1

      You would be suprised to find out how many stores are actually affiliates of macy's. It's actually a subsidiary of Federated Department Stores Inc. Which includes stores like bloomingdales and the bon marche.

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    200. Re:Later in the discussion... by McAddress · · Score: 1

      Mac users finally have a leg up over windows users, iSync. Wait, does that make iSync a program used to get around copyright rules?

    201. Re:Later in the discussion... by ReelOddeeo · · Score: 1

      how are they going to verify the location of the individual? Despite the US governments wishes, only a small part of the planet is under their direct control and, ergo, their laws. Dubious legality of destruction not withstanding, they sure as hell have NO rights to destroy someones system in Sweden or wherever.

      Do you think this would stop them? Is it better to ask permission or forgiveness?

      I also think you misunderstand something. The US Govt's master does control the computers used all over the planet.

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    202. Re:Later in the discussion... by eclectro · · Score: 1


      If you really want Senator Hatch (or whoever) to change the way they think about an issue, your best bet is to present a well-reasoned argument that gradually sways their opinion

      If you read the proceedings when they were discussing the Copyright Term Extension Act (CTEA) you can see that he does not listen to well-reasoned arguments.

      All you're left with is calling him a moron.

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    203. Re:Later in the discussion... by TPFH · · Score: 2, Funny
      It's not like a spike is driven through your HD.


      I've been wondering what Sarah Michelle Geller was going to do next with her career.
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    204. Re:Later in the discussion... by Mysticalfruit · · Score: 1

      Sounds like a case of MAD, but instead of nuclear weapons and RUSSIA vs. the United States we've got the RIAA/MPAA/Hatch vs. [Those who would oppose the idea of allowing technology that would another group to remotely destroy a piece of property that you own].

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    205. Re:Later in the discussion... by crazyphilman · · Score: 1

      He's also a man who knows very, very little about computers. Let's consider how we connect to the internet for a moment, and whether it is possible to remotely destroy a computer.

      There are currently five major ways for a regular home user to connect to the internet (we're leaving out work-related T1's, because any good corporate/government IT chief will have already locked that down bigtime, with electronic filters or whatever):

      1. Cable modem.

      2. Satellite.

      3. Telephone line modem.

      4. Cellular modem.

      5. Wi-Fi and hotspot.

      Now, let's consider each method, and whether you can remotely destroy a computer using it (we'll leave software methods aside for a moment).

      1, 3: cable/analog modem. The voltages involved are small. Sending a spike down the line can't be isolated to a single computer; you'd take out the whole neighborhood. It could be possible to design special cable modems that, upon receiving a certain signal, issue a spike; or, better, turn off spike protection allowing a general spike to reach you at a scheduled time. But this is unlikely, because you would know you were getting a kamikaze cablemodem and you'd do something about it, like connect to it through a surge protector or put some kind of regulator on your line. Even if you didn't know how to do it, some of us would, and we'd sell you a protector for a few bucks just for spite.

      2, 4, 5. Satellite, cellular, wi-fi. The only way this could be implemented is by a signal that tells your receiver to send a spike. Most receivers are powered off your USB bus; they could build in capacitors to store up enough juice for a spike, I guess, but still. It's dumb. Again, you'll insert some kind of inline coupler which will protect your computer, because you're not a moron and it's obvious. Of course, there won't be any market for pcmcia cards of this kind anymore -- kinda hard to fit an inline coupler in there! So people will shift to USB-based solutions, and use a USB coupler.

      So, ok, hardware solutions won't work. It isn't going to be possible to "remotely destroy" jack shit, at least not using electrical means. Moving right along:

      The alternative: SOFTWARE:

      Let's say these maniacs figure out how to implement a software solution that somehow renders your computer useless. This would require that they either attack the operating system and your files (which wouldn't harm the computer itself), or the system firmware (which would go after the hardware leaving the software intact), or both. Let's call them case A and B, because C is just the join of A and B.

      A. If they are going to fry your O/S remotely, they have to be able to install a trojan horse or virus, OR hack your computer and run their death software. So, quit running Windows, switch to Linux or one of the BSDs, lock down your system using one of the many excellent FAQs on the subject, and firewall it off from the internet using a packet filtering firewall (mmm, IPTables/IPFW!). Put a NAT/packet filtering hardware firewall appliance between your system and the internet for good measure. Let 'em try and find their way around THAT. If they were dumb enough to come up with this idea, I bet they're still dithering about the difference between "enter" and "return" on their keyboards.

      B. They try to finegle built-in self destruct systems in the computer. Well, in order to get your computer to self destruct, they have to TELL it to, right? Fine. Firewall the fucker off. Figure out what port the machine is using to call out to the web to ask if it should die, and firewall that off first. Then, firewall off ALL incoming packets that aren't part of an established connection. Then, make sure you're firewalled both at your PC AND at a hardware firewall, and that both are covering the ports in question and all incoming packets.

      Remotely destroying computers... Yeah, RIGHT! What fools these politicians be. If I ever met one that actually knew fuck-all about a computer, I'd have a heart attack on the spot.

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    206. Re:Later in the discussion... by Zork+the+Almighty · · Score: 1

      Ergo and The Matrix Reloaded.

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    207. Re:Later in the discussion... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I like how he wants you to leave your "name" and "address"....

    208. Re:Later in the discussion... by godzilla808 · · Score: 1

      I think Sen. Oral Hatch also suggested that jay-walkers have their legs sawn off with dull, rusty butter knives. This is all until there's a glitch on his machine that wipes it out.

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    209. Re:Later in the discussion... by PhoenixFlare · · Score: 1

      "You are using WinXP, therefore your system would not be destroyed unless the destructive program also invalidated every software activation key you have - requiring a purchase of ALL NEW software from MSFT at the very least. Plus, you are now a "registered software pirate" with MSFT and their enforcement division (BSA)."

      I'm not really sure what you're getting at...

      I can tell you that I haven't bought any Microsoft software in 3 years, and don't see needing to anymore in the future, unless you count any costs incurred by my college's MSDNAA agreement as a purchase.

      In any case, it would be interesting to see what exactly Sen. Hatch has in mind when he's thinking "destroyed"...Invalidation of all software keys, as you say, or something harsher like physical damage.

    210. Re:Later in the discussion... by PhoenixFlare · · Score: 1

      Yeah, Ghost is very nice. I've used it several times a day at work lately, preparing setups for an upcoming symposium.

      When I have the extra cash to blow on a new drive or two, I imagine i'll set up something using that, or a couple other suggestions posters have made below.

    211. Re:Later in the discussion... by PhoenixFlare · · Score: 1

      I suppose there'd be that risk, but (and I don't think i'd be alone in the fact) some stuff I have just can't be found anywhere else these days....Mostly games and such that i've kept around from my dearly departed 386 about 10 years ago :)

    212. Re:Later in the discussion... by KiahZero · · Score: 1

      Any place that Mother Nature decides to blight with a plague is somewhere I don't want to be... =D

      Search for "Mormon Crickets" and you'll see what I'm talking about.

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    213. Re:Later in the discussion... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yea, I mean running Windows Update alone on a fresh install takes at least 24 hours...

    214. Re:Later in the discussion... by Darby · · Score: 1

      Ahh.. cool.
      Haven't seen it yet.
      I hope I don't get banned from here now ;-)

    215. Re:Later in the discussion... by yourmom16 · · Score: 1

      Actually the constitutions due process clauses(5th and 14th amendments) only apply to the government.

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    216. Re:Later in the discussion... by Elbow+Macaroni · · Score: 1

      Let's not call him a moron, let's just blow up his computer! lol Sen Hatch's answer to people downloading music reminds me of my 10 year old son's stories that always ended with an exploding chicken.

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    217. Re:Later in the discussion... by noidd · · Score: 1


      It was a typo. The man is a senator for Utah.

      What he really meant to say was:

      You Sir, are a mormon.

    218. Re:Later in the discussion... by drDugan · · Score: 1

      wrong.

      moving forward, hardware will be so cheap, no one will care.

      it's ALL about the information.

    219. Re:Later in the discussion... by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      But first you have to get through my two firewalls and non-IE based browser with Javascript disabled.

      Good fucking luck.

    220. Re:Later in the discussion... by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      Wow. That was funny. Insightful even. Sorry, no mod points. :-)

    221. Re:Later in the discussion... by Lectrik · · Score: 1
      Erm. Without my motherboard, I'm going to the store to buy another one and hook up my old hard drive to it.

      Tada! Problem solved!

      I'm honestly confused by anyones suggestion that they can physically destroy a computer remotely. Doesn't anyone remember this?!


      It's gonna be part of Palladium, yeah they'll require that all chips have the heatsinks permanently attached and that the heat sinks contain a large number of small solinoids. Send the chip the right sequence of commands (to be locked away in *AA vaults) and the solinoids are tied into the signal from the system clock and repeatedly fire their pins against the chip. Your computer dies in a high speed stacatto of muffiny evil. Thank You for playing MSD&D.
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    222. Re:Later in the discussion... by Lectrik · · Score: 1
      If you really want Senator Hatch (or whoever) to change the way they think about an issue, your best bet is to present a well-reasoned argument that gradually sways their opinion

      If you read the proceedings when they were discussing the Copyright Term Extension Act (CTEA) you can see that he does not listen to well-reasoned arguments.

      All you're left with is calling him a moron.


      I think the correct translation of "well-reasoned arguement" into congess-critter-speak is "I have a lot of money. Would you like some money? You do? Let's discuss it over you passing some laws for me"

      oddly enough I had a cow-orker with a very similar pick-up line "Hello. I'm arabic and I have money." hated the guy but for some reason the bloody line worked 9 times of 10.
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    223. Re:Later in the discussion... by tetro · · Score: 1

      He demonstrated his product in the U.S., where jurisdiction is.

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    224. Re:Later in the discussion... by WinPimp2K · · Score: 1

      Sorry for not being clearer, what I meant was that "destruction" would (if possible) involve more than simply wiping your hard drive and requiring restoration of backups. DId I misread though? I thought your original post said you were using XP.

      As to physical damage, well I don't know just what is possible for malicious code to do, but think of how the RIAA et al feel.

      How do many people feel about spammers? A lot of folks have gone to the trouble of making sure that e-mail spammers always have their mail boxe filled with all manner of commercial bulk mail. Other people feel the only way to stop spam is for very Bad Things (involving full body casts or worse) to befall spammers - and the spammers claim they are doing nothing wrong...

      Well folks owning lucrative copyrights have the same special feelings about file "traders". In the eyes of the RIAA and their lapdogs, the file "trader" is stealing from them - and the file "trader" claims to be doing nothing wrong - or claims that it is only fair because the copyright owner has a history of extortion (price fixing etc). So, I'm sure at least some of the copyright owners would be all in favor of doing physical damage to the "trader", but would be willing to settle for whatever they can get away with.

      As I said, I doubt that something like this proposal will pass, but what does come out will be plenty bad.

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    225. Re:Later in the discussion... by ahaning · · Score: 1

      Dead CPU, dead motherboard. Where's the dead HDD? That's where all my illegal music/movies are!

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    226. Re:Later in the discussion... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      foo!

  2. Why would he do that? by Mr.+Sketch · · Score: 4, Funny

    Sen. Orrin Hatch, R-Utah

    Oh, I see why now. Perhaps he received some donations from other upset copyright holders.

    1. Re:Why would he do that? by wmspringer · · Score: 2, Funny

      You emphasised the wrong part...

      Sen. Orrin Hatch, R-Utah

    2. Re:Why would he do that? by Mr.+Sketch · · Score: 1

      No I didn't, SCO is based in Utah, so it would make sense for him to support his home state.

    3. Re:Why would he do that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, because as we all know, Hollywood loves Republicans.

    4. Re:Why would he do that? by brsmith4 · · Score: 0

      DMCA, signed into law by a D. Just remember that.

    5. Re:Why would he do that? by wmspringer · · Score: 1

      Well, we can't vote him out of office, can we? ;-)

    6. Re:Why would he do that? by slashdoter · · Score: 5, Insightful
      You still emphasised the wrong part.

      Sen. Orrin Hatch, R-Utah

      Don't fool yourself and think it's only the republicans.

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    7. Re:Why would he do that? by kableh · · Score: 0, Troll

      Signed into law with an anonymous vote by a Republican controlled congress. Not that it matters, because it was a silent majority.

    8. Re:Why would he do that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sen. Orrin Hatch, R-Utah

      Oh, I see why now. Perhaps he received some donations from other upset copyright holders. [sco.com]


      It seems funny, but the Hatch family actually has a lot of involvement in SCO. Orrin's son is even the head SCO lawyer leading their suit against IBM.

    9. Re:Why would he do that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Untrue. Quit making things up. Nobody appreciates it.

    10. Re:Why would he do that? by supertbone · · Score: 1

      Novell is also based in Utah! So whats your point?

    11. Re:Why would he do that? by kotj.mf · · Score: 0

      Actually, I think Sen. Orrin Hatch, RIAA-Utah is more accurate.

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    12. Re:Why would he do that? by PizzaFace · · Score: 1

      Orrin will have a rude awakening from his corporatist wet dream when the Linux kernel hackers start taking down SCO's computers.

    13. Re:Why would he do that? by beowulf_26 · · Score: 1

      Apparently, someone else is mininformed as well. He does in fact appear to be related.

      1st google on "hatch sco orrin"

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    14. Re:Why would he do that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, unbelievably it is true. Boies is working with other attorney's that include Sen. Orrin Hatch's Son. I don't have the link with me, but in the last discussion on SCO there is a post detaling that information with a link.

    15. Re:Why would he do that? by enjo13 · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Uhm, I think he was emphasizing the UTAH not the R-. I feel confident in saying this because, well the R- wasn't bold in the original comment.

      Utah of course being the home of SCO.

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    16. Re:Why would he do that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey smarty pants, he was responding to THIS post which most definitely emphasized the R.

    17. Re:Why would he do that? by macdaddy357 · · Score: 5, Informative

      The DMCA passed the Senate Unanimously. Both wings of the Corporate Party can be blamed.

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    18. Re:Why would he do that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seems strange to me that so many here in slashdot are pondering about him being a Republican when its the Democratic party that gets far more money from hollywood and the music industry trade-groups, compaines and of course loaded actors/preformers.

      Anyway I agree with him too many scumbags have stolen copyrighted photos that I have worked my ass off taking so nuking their Harddisk would be a nice payback.

    19. Re:Why would he do that? by Corbin+Dallas · · Score: 1

      The DMCA passed the Senate Unanimously. Both wings of the Corporate Party can be blamed.

      Please mod parent +1 Successful Bitch-Slap of the American Political System.

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    20. Re:Why would he do that? by KnuckleHead · · Score: 1

      opensecrets.org is a great resource to find out who is paying our elected representatives to vote. A quick visit there shows that Hatch's 4th largest campaign contributor (by industry segment) in 2002 was TV/Movies/Music, 9th largest was Computer Equipment and Services.

      I truly wish that more of us would vote. Then they'd have to pay attention to us. Until then, the votes will be bought. Can you imagine how important polls would be if the percentage of voters was, say, 80%?

    21. Re:Why would he do that? by SkWaSH · · Score: 1

      bleh! Yes, I live in Utah. In fact, I live about a mile from his Provo office. I generally don't mind him, but I think that the fact that he would consider supporting anything that suggests willful destruction of property is idiotic, not to mention pointless. I wonder how they even intend to distribute this software that destroys your computer. I suppose that if they embedded viral code in media files that spawns when the file is opened then that's one way to do it. If they name it to match the name of a copyrighted file, then you really aren't downloading copyrighted materials. That means you'd have to distribute the actual file to make it legal. As we all know, there's a way around everything. Someone could create a patch for Anti-Virus programs to search for the "destructive code" as a part of the virus definitions. That means we clean the file, and get the copyrighted materials. I dunno.. maybe they have some other grand plan. It's all pointless if you ask me. If they really do get their way, they'll kill the PC component industry since people will have no use for bigger hard drives, broadband, cd & dvd burners, recordable media, etc. The list goes on. Looks like it's back to the drawing boards Orrin.

    22. Re:Why would he do that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Interesting

      I agree. I am a registered republican and used to support Hatch. I can't help but feel that greed and power has corrupted him. It's time for someone new. But it looks like we won't have that opportunity until 2006

    23. Re:Why would he do that? by black+mariah · · Score: 1

      Like it isn't a walking bitch-slap to the American people already.

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    24. Re:Why would he do that? by CrazyDuke · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Actually, that is rare. The republicans tend to give such favors to industry, which donates heavily to them. It is typically the democrats, which get most of their doe from media conglomerates and lawyers who pass force such legislation.

      Yeah, you would think based on their philosephies, the republicans would be the ones passing these kind of laws; but to see the reality, look at where the money is at.

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    25. Re:Why would he do that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ronald Reagan. Arnold Swartzeneger. I could list you 100 Republican celebrities.

    26. Re:Why would he do that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Great. And his son is representing SCO in the case against IBM. No worries there. Sorry for the cross-post but this is getting bloody stupid. Clear whose rights supersede whose in this country. Hint, it isn't us plain folk.

    27. Re:Why would he do that? by letxa2000 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Go for it. List 100 Republican Hollywood celebrities. I'm betting you might get a dozen or two if you limit yourself to any moderately well-known "celebrities."

      Then consider that pretty much everyone else in Hollywood NOT on your dozen list is Democrat...

      Just because Ronald Reagan and Arnold do/did so much better than your average Hollywood trash doesn't mean they are typical of the bunch. Anyone that thinks that Hollywood is pro-Republican or leans to the right needs a serious reality check. Really.

    28. Re:Why would he do that? by Generic+Guy · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Oh, I see why now.

      Against slashdot protocol, I actually went and read the article and found this interesting nugget:

      The senator, a composer who earned $18,000 last year in song writing royalties...

      To me, that short phrase from the article just explained a whole lot about Senator Hatch.

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    29. Re:Why would he do that? by TheNetAvenger · · Score: 1, Insightful

      DMCA, signed into law by a D. Just remember that.

      But if anyone actually followed this, they would remember that Clinton knew there were serious flaws in the bill and would be struck down in the courts, leaving the pieces that were meant to actually protect people in place.

      He publicly stated this as his only reason he decided to sign the flawed legislation.

      And not having a line item veto, it was the only way to get the bill through with the pieces that were needed. (And with the recent court rulings on this bill, most of the crap is getting thrown out all the time.)

      The Republicans were the direct authors of the pieces of this bill that everyone thinks is absurd. It was their opportunity to add their crap in that everyone here seems to disagree with so adamantly.

      I shall reference everyone to a few web searches for the actual items in the DMCA wording, as well as the court rulings regarding it, including Clinton and other democratâ(TM)s statements regarding the pieces that would be thrown out in court.

    30. Re:Why would he do that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a registered Republican, and God fearing conservative who works in the high-tech sector, I found Sen. Hatch's comments to be reprehensible, and told him as much. Consider letting your thoughts be known as well:

      http://www.senate.gov/~hatch/index.cfm?Fuseactio n= Offices.Contact

    31. Re:Why would he do that? by Malcontent · · Score: 1

      It's not so funny.

      SCO hired a law firm which employs Sen. Hatch's son.

      You think a judge or jury in Utah is going to rule for hippie liberal linux over republican SCO?

      I don't think so.

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    32. Re:Why would he do that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually his son is one of the main lawyers working for SCO right now.

      FWIW, local Utah Linux users despise SCO and are staging a protest in front of SCO's office this Friday (June 20) 3-5pm.
      Here's the directions.
      Come one, come all!

    33. Re:Why would he do that? by tftp · · Score: 2, Funny

      "Sen." means senile?

    34. Re:Why would he do that? by Rakarra · · Score: 1
      . Anyone that thinks that Hollywood is pro-Republican or leans to the right

      In general, Hollywood does. Actors and Actresses, however, don't.

    35. Re:Why would he do that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Sen." means senile?

      No, no. It means "Senor".
      Senor Hatch is obviously Latino.
      All Latinos vote Democrat, as everyone knows.
      Therefore, Senor Hatch must be a Democrat. QED.

      For an encore, I shall go on to prove that 1=0 and night=day..

    36. Re:Why would he do that? by Enry · · Score: 1

      IIRC, it passed on a voice vote. No idea if or who voted against it.

    37. Re:Why would he do that? by Kenneth · · Score: 1

      You emphasised the wrong part...

      Sen. Orrin Hatch, R-Utah


      Are you sure?

      Sen. Fritz Hollings D-South Carolina

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      There is a civil war coming in the United States. Remember which side has most of the guns
    38. Re:Why would he do that? by dvk · · Score: 1
      Oh... such famous actors as Spielberg, Moore *spit* *spit* *spit* and Katzenberg?
      Stephen L. Bing, and Alan F. Horn,President & CEO, Warner Bros.?

      Please name TWO major republican supporters in Hollywood, excepting Arnie? Tow major financial contributors to them? -DVK

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    39. Re:Why would he do that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Still the wrong part.


      Sen. Orrin Hatch, R-Utah


      He's a leet hax0r out to rutah all your boxen.

  3. Well, that's nice by einTier · · Score: 1

    Just how out of touch can congress get with the average American?

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    1. Re:Well, that's nice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No! NO! For pity's sake, don't present them with a challenge!

  4. I smell lawsuits! by strredwolf · · Score: 1

    Technology to blow up computers. Sounds like a class action lawsuit to me!

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    1. Re:I smell lawsuits! by Goldberg's+Pants · · Score: 1

      A quote from our buddy Hatch from the article.

      "I'm interested," Hatch interrupted. He said damaging someone's computer "may be the only way you can teach somebody about copyrights."

      So, what we're claiming here is that some 14 year old having his computer remotely destroyed because he's downloading the latest Britney Spears track is SOMEHOW teaching him to respect other peoples copyrights? Or, of course, it's teaching that WANTON DESTRUCTION OF PROPERTY is a fair punishment for downloading a track he wouldn't have bought anyway. (How many studies do these assclowns have to read before they get that "File sharing = Greater sales"?)

      I don't know about anybody else, but if *MY* $2000 computer was destroyed because I wilfully pirated the next Eminem single, then fine, the MPAA et al owe me $2000 worth of product.

      Honestly, this is getting insane. (Getting?!) If EVERYONE out there simply STOPPED BUYING DVD's, CD's etc... for A WEEK. Just a SINGLE WEEK! We can show these wankers where the true power lies. You can buy all the senators you want, but without US, the consumers you are wilfully planning to FUCK OVER, you're all unemployed.

    2. Re:I smell lawsuits! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How many studies do you have to read before you get that "File sharing = Lost sales"?

    3. Re:I smell lawsuits! by macdaddy357 · · Score: 1
      Amen! Preach on! Don't buy CDs.

      Just what is Orrin Hatch smoking?

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    4. Re:I smell lawsuits! by Goldberg's+Pants · · Score: 1

      Erm... Do some research you AC fucktard. The few select releases that the RIAA has gone to LENGTHS to protect have suffered abysmal, WAY below average sales (Celine Dion, Madonna, Natalie Imbruglia etc... I think I'm seeing a trend here!) in comparison to releases they didn't touch.

      I notice Hatch has also conveniently skipped this little biddy piece in a certain piece of paper US people put so much stock in that says "INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY".

      Sounds like RIAA, MPAA etc... just became judge, jury and executioner.

    5. Re:I smell lawsuits! by Goldberg's+Pants · · Score: 1

      Not bought a CD since 1999.

      Getting over my DVD craving now too. Not bought a new DVD since December.

    6. Re:I smell lawsuits! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      below average sales (Celine Dion, Madonna, Natalie Imbruglia etc... I think I'm seeing a trend here!) in comparison to releases they didn't touch.


      People that download this crap deserve no less than to have their computer demolished.

    7. Re:I smell lawsuits! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amen! Preach on! Don't buy CDs.

      Don't need to, I have several days worth of music on 8-Track and vinyl. ;)

  5. Hatch has finally lost it by dtolton · · Score: 5, Interesting

    That is just pure lunacy. Hatch has said some pretty crazy
    things over the years, but this has to top the list.

    I've been a supporter of Hatch for several years, even helping
    with the election effort on several occasions. This takes the
    cake though, it's time to get fresher blood into that office.

    If you want to call his office and complain (as I will):
    DC Office: 202.224.5251
    SLC Office: 801.524.4380

    here is his website:
    http://www.senate.gov/~hatch/

    Please call and voice your extreme antagonism to these types of
    statements. Although the other Senators called him down, he
    needs to know that we hear these statements and are against them
    in the extreme.

    I just got off the phone with the Salt Lake Office, and they had
    no idea he had made statements of this nature. In fact she was
    quite taken back to hear of them. Please call and let them know
    how you feel about this. If they know their voters are against
    this type of behavior, they will change it.

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    Doug Tolton

    "The destruction of a value which is, will not bring value to that which isn't." -John Galt
    1. Re:Hatch has finally lost it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was about to flame you for posting some crazy looking ip adds:

      DC Office: 202.224.5251 SLC Office: 801.524.4380

    2. Re:Hatch has finally lost it by agrippa_cash · · Score: 1

      Oh, so slightly offtopic BUT: Michael Moore's TV nation did a poll of American housewives to see what percentage would pay $10 to see Orrin Hatch fight a Rottweiler. As it turns out the majority would, and this is part of the reason why.

    3. Re:Hatch has finally lost it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      If they know their voters are against
      this type of behavior, they will change it.


      Funny, I thought that was payers...
    4. Re:Hatch has finally lost it by helix400 · · Score: 1

      Hatch has normally been on the good side of technology. A few years back, he even led a judiciary hearing on Microsoft's evil tactics.

      That's why I was so surprised to read his computer-destroying comments. They are completely out of character for a normally decent guy who doesn't like government intrusion. Hmm...maybe the comments were a fluke, or maybe he is really losing it.

    5. Re:Hatch has finally lost it by tylers · · Score: 0

      I am one who has been particularly lazy in the past about contacting political folk.

      That just changed.

      I hope this is a fluke in his thinking. Even if it is just a fluke, if this gets to the general public in a way they can understand it, he just lost his office.

      Now, what would Cooney from UHF say...?
    6. Re:Hatch has finally lost it by Anonymous+DWord · · Score: 1

      I got 50 on Orrin, but I think he'll lose 4 fingers. Who's in?

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    7. Re:Hatch has finally lost it by Tom+in+Boston · · Score: 1
      After I read the news story on boston.com and before there was a Slashdot story posted for this, this was my feedback to the Senator through the form on his web site. It's a little quick and rough, but I thought I should direct him (his staff) to check Slashdot for reaction:

      Ouch! What's next? Blow up a car when the parking meter runs out? You're interested in destroying a person's computer when an industry group says they did something wrong with it? No notice, no trial, no warrant, no judicial checks on this? Would there be any legitimate authority in charge of the zapper, or would you hand over control to whatever record company or industry group wanted it? And who's going to be monitoring my communications on the internet to make sure I'm not doing anything wrong? Will you be opening my mail to check for diskettes with copyrighted material on them, or papers even? How would you plan to check to see if the copyright on a particular recording has expired and the work is in the public domain? Or if the recording artist WANTS his or her work to be as widely distributed as possible? Sorry to be so sarcastic, but as a senator with serious responsibilities, you've got to be a little more realistic, for the sake of the people of Utah and the rest of the country. Be sure to check slashdot.org for reaction - there's sure to be a story on your remarks. Feel free to contact me if you want to discuss any of this.

    8. Re:Hatch has finally lost it by squiggleslash · · Score: 2, Interesting
      If I recall correctly, he was a sponsor of the DMCA. So he's not that tech-friendly.

      It sounds to me like he has a sense of justice, but one warped in the usual human way. Some of the most extreme ideas about crime and punishment seem to come from attitudes like Hatch's, and by "extreme" I don't necessarily mean unpopular. He sees, what he believes to be, people freeloading the work of artists who have put time and effort into their works believing that those who'll use it will be honest enough to pay for it. (Leave the arguments aside for one moment as to whether or not Napster/Kazaa et al help artists by publicising their works, there's no question that at a simple level, people who use these services get on demand music for free they'd otherwise be forced to pay for. Recall the bewilderment of Hilary Rosen at the Oxford Union when a theatre full of students said that despite that, because of file sharing they actually spent more money on music than they'd otherwise do. It was honest bewilderment. People do legitimately believe that file sharing is an alternative to buying music, and quite probably Hatch is one of them.)

      I'm not going to say Hatch is one of the good guys. I happen to disagree with the popular but extreme views of crime and punishment too, and Hatch's history with overzealous invasive laws is not a good one. But Hatch's motives are, to my mind, more pure and more consistant than his detractors here give him credit for.

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    9. Re:Hatch has finally lost it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dear Senator Hatch:

      I read the following today:

      Hatch Takes Aim at Illegal Downloading
      http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl =story&u=/ap/ 20030617/ap_on_hi_te/downloading_music
      By TED BRIDIS, Associated Press Writer

      [article quoted]

      I really hope that the article above was wildly inaccurate. I find it had to believe that a Senator of your stature and learning could possibly say such things.

      I am, I believe, a very conservative person. I generally agree with most of the things you say, but this one was a bridge too far for me.

      I have always believed that the rule of law and the right to an impartial jury trial are bedrocks of our civilization. The idea that federal law would enable intellectual property claimants to engage in remote control self-help remedies as judge, jury and executioner cannot be taken seriously. It is an idea of the same quality as attainder of blood, drawing and quartering, trial by combat and compurgation.

      Please let me know that you were misquoted.

      Very truly yours,
      Robert Schwartz

    10. Re:Hatch has finally lost it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *cough*booby hatch*cough*

    11. Re:Hatch has finally lost it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think that if a person remotely destroys your computer, that you should have the right, under 'make my day' laws, to kill that person.

      Literally.

      If we are to have a 'war,' then let's have a war.

    12. Re:Hatch has finally lost it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
      10% of the American public would pay $5 to see Senator Orrin Hatch (R-Utah) fight a big mean dog on Pay TV. 86% of all viewers would root for the dog. 100% of women viewers would root for the dog.
      - TV Nation Polls@Everything2.com.
    13. Re:Hatch has finally lost it by Wolfrider · · Score: 1

      Orrin, is that you??

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    14. Re:Hatch has finally lost it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      they had no idea he had made statements of this nature. In fact she was quite taken back to hear of them.
      Nothing new here.
      Since when have crazy bosses actually listened to their beleagered office staff to "tone it down, etc."

    15. Re:Hatch has finally lost it by chronicon · · Score: 1
      His statement would certainly indicate he has at the very least lost the balance of perspective.

      His own words from July 11, 2000 showed that only three years ago he at least seemed to be interested in protecting the consumer as well as the copyright holder without destroying the internet (and now computers?) and the "free flow of ideas" it facilitates:

      As Chairman of the Judiciary Committee, I take it as a basic premise that our copyright laws must play a role â" a strong role â" in protecting creative works over the Internet. These protections, however, must be secured in a manner which is mindful of the impact related regulation can have on the free flow of ideas that a decentralized, open network like the Internet creates. We must protect the rights of the creator. But we cannot, in the name of copyright, unduly burden consumers and the promising technology the Internet presents to all of us.

      Of course, he also takes credit for pushing upon us that hideous piece of legislation known as the DMCA in the very same statement...

    16. Re:Hatch has finally lost it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's true. This is ridiculous. I too support calling Hatch's offices, e-mailing, or even write a letter. But my advice, don't send the letter direct to washington, they're still checking for Anthrax and things take forever if they even get through. Send snail mail to the Salt Lake City offices:

      Sen. Orrin Hatch
      8402 Federal Building
      SLC, UT 84138

    17. Re:Hatch has finally lost it by TheNetAvenger · · Score: 2, Informative

      Hatch has normally been on the good side of technology. A few years back, he even led a judiciary hearing [wired.com] on Microsoft's evil tactics

      If anyone has followed his involvement in the Microsoft battles, you will see that his motives are less than noble.

      He had Novell, WordPerfect and many other major competitors to Microsoft in his state that he was supporting. It wouldn't have mattered if it was Microsoft or any other company that was slicing into these companiesâ(TM) profits.

      So there is no high road he has taken in any of the Microsoft investigations.

    18. Re:Hatch has finally lost it by the_consumer · · Score: 1

      3 to 2 on the Rottie.

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    19. Re:Hatch has finally lost it by nervous_twitch · · Score: 2, Funny
      DC Office: 202.224.5251

      Oh, darn. at first glance I thought that was an IP address so we could blow up his computer.

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  6. You have to ask yourself: what's scarier? by MerryGoByeBye · · Score: 1

    That in this day and age, the fool was still voted into office last time around?

    - OR -

    That he will likely be voted in again?

    You decide.

    1. Re:You have to ask yourself: what's scarier? by RandyF · · Score: 1

      We reelected Clinton, didn't we?!

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    2. Re:You have to ask yourself: what's scarier? by miu · · Score: 1
      That he will likely be voted in again?

      Nothing suceeds like inertia. Except maybe entropy.

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      [Set Cain on fire and steal his lute.]
    3. Re:You have to ask yourself: what's scarier? by MerryGoByeBye · · Score: 1

      Erm, so a guy who gets a blowjob is somehow comparable to this?

      OK.

    4. Re:You have to ask yourself: what's scarier? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Clinton didnâ(TM)t have sexual relations with that women. But he lied.
      Hatch advocates vigilantes destroying property.

      Which one is scarier?

    5. Re:You have to ask yourself: what's scarier? by Gherald · · Score: 2, Insightful

      They are completely different. One is a mater of policy, the other of personal integrity. Personally, I come from the camp that thinks its better to have good policy and bad personal integrity than great PI but bad policy.

    6. Re:You have to ask yourself: what's scarier? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      We reelected Clinton, didn't we?!

      Yup. I did too. As long as everybody's attention was on his womanizing, nobody was paying attention to running the country. See how well the economy did?

      Nobody's life, liberty, or pursuit of happiness is safe when Congress is in session.

    7. Re:You have to ask yourself: what's scarier? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What makes you think bush has personal integrity? he's a monster.

    8. Re:You have to ask yourself: what's scarier? by RandyF · · Score: 2, Insightful
      "Personal" integrity is a myth. Integrity is integrity. You either have it or you don't.

      Hatch lacks it beacuase he doesn't know that a patently stupid idea like destroying someone's computer before you knew if they were guilty or not is illegal, unconstitutional, and asking for trouble.

      Clinton lacks it for more reasons than that he got caught... in the oval office... with an intern... lied about it... tried to redefine the word "IS"... etc...

      Running a country is no small thing. We are trusting these guys to keep the most powerful country on Earth out of harms way. If they can't be trusted on the small things then they need to be thrown out! It doesn't matter their party affiliation or what policies they back. Lack of integrity can get us all killed.

      'nuff said...

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    9. Re:You have to ask yourself: what's scarier? by C0LDFusion · · Score: 1

      The guy who signed the DMCA into law is somehow comparable to this. Get your head out of his crotch.

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    10. Re:You have to ask yourself: what's scarier? by Wolfrider · · Score: 1

      Hell, I said the same thing about Klinton. :P

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    11. Re:You have to ask yourself: what's scarier? by carlos_benj · · Score: 1

      "Personal" integrity is a myth. Integrity is integrity. You either have it or you don't.

      Well said. If I can't trust a person's personal integrity how can I trust that they'll do the right thing in any other arena?

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      As a matter of fact, I am a lawyer. But I play an actor on TV.

    12. Re:You have to ask yourself: what's scarier? by stanmann · · Score: 1

      Thank you, Integrity is the key here. I couldn't care less about how someone behaves. I do care if he doesn't take responsibility either before or after getting caught, accepts the handslap and presses on.

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    13. Re:You have to ask yourself: what's scarier? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I said the same thing about Raygun, so there!

    14. Re:You have to ask yourself: what's scarier? by RandyF · · Score: 1

      If he had just said, "yes, I blew it, now let's get on with running the country. What's it to you any way?" the news media would have ignored the whole issue in a week. That's not to say it would have upped his integrity level, just his credibility level. He lost his integrity by cheating in the first place.

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      --==-- I've found Karma to be a relative thing... Ya know, the kind you invite to Christmas... ;)
    15. Re:You have to ask yourself: what's scarier? by stanmann · · Score: 1

      It wouldn't have restored his integrity level completely, but it would have returned SOME of the integrity/credibility points that he lost.

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      Food not Bombs is a nice platitude but it breaks down when you notice that the Bombees are usually well fed
    16. Re:You have to ask yourself: what's scarier? by Gherald · · Score: 1

      I may not agree with his ideas, but he does not appear deceptive to me. And I don't think he's done any thing bad enough to be considered a "monster".

      It should be interesting what comes out of this weapons of mass destruction hysteria. If I had to bet, I'd say he acted on bad information provided to him by others, and not that he has tried to deceive the world himself.

    17. Re:You have to ask yourself: what's scarier? by Gherald · · Score: 1

      You can't. I personally do not think there is much direct corroboration between the two factors - except in the minds of people such as yourself.

  7. Simple Solution by dirkdidit · · Score: 1

    Just have him sit at one of these computers downloading this "copyrighted" material, and remotely destroy it using powerful electrical charges. Piece of cake. No more whack job senator. ;)

    1. Re:Simple Solution by SoSueMe · · Score: 1

      ..."remotely destroy it using powerful electrical charges. Piece of cake."
      Please explain how to do this. Our systems were just "upgrafted" to a more recent MS OS and network. A test of this theory is in order.
      But seriously, how could this be done?

    2. Re:Simple Solution by dirkdidit · · Score: 1

      Hook a high voltage source of any kind (high tension power line or electrical transformer(the kind you see on poles)) directly up to the electrical circuit of the room or the building or hell you could probably get away with doing it to the entire block if you had a powerful enough source of electricity. So I guess if you do it right it'd more or less render every electrical appliance in the building/block/room/whatever useless, rather than just the computer he's at.

      Note: Playing with high voltage sources can kill you, don't try it. Plus I'm pretty sure mucking with power lines and/or blowing up equipment this way warrants jail time.

  8. They know nothing by xombo · · Score: 4, Insightful

    These people are no smarter than a little kid saying, "I'm a hacker, I can make your computer blow up using the internet." They need to be asking the technology experts solutions to these matters, like Apple's music store. Of course, KaZaA still needs to be eliminated since competition between one legal source of music and an illegial one is kind of silly. However, I can tell these represenatives know little to nothing about technology the way they talk about using these unethical and impractical tactics against music piracy, if they do this, they are no better than who they are fighting.

    1. Re:They know nothing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if they do this, they are no better than who they are fighting.

      Not like the war on terrorism, of course.

    2. Re:They know nothing by MisterFancypants · · Score: 4, Interesting
      These people are no smarter than a little kid saying, "I'm a hacker, I can make your computer blow up using the internet."

      If this idea becomes a reality, then that skript kiddie was just a visionary! Imagine the aftermath of an Internet worm that sent the 'copyright self destruct' message to a computer a week or so after infecting it (hopefully infected many other computers in the interm). It would make CodeRed look like a pleasant dream.

    3. Re:They know nothing by Kafka_Canada · · Score: 4, Insightful

      While your aim is commendable, you've confused the issue. Politicians do need to be asking technology experts questions, but don't and shouldn't be asking them solutions. Copyright protection and IP rights are moral questions, not technical ones -- as is occasionally pointed out on slashdot -- and thus need moral, not technical solutions. Of course, to moral questions in a technical medium like the internet, expert technical advice is helpful or necessary in coming to an enlightened solution.

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    4. Re:They know nothing by azpenguin · · Score: 1

      Furthermore, add in that there's a more than a few people running OS's such as Linux or OSX which require root access to do anything of consequence. That could throw a little wrench in the plans. The RIAA would have to spend so much time hacking into individual computers that it would be no return on investment.
      Now, if they actually figured out that the business model is the problem... heck, that makes too much sense. I mean, Apple couldn't possibly be doing well with iTunes Music Store, could they?

    5. Re:They know nothing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't feel that KaZaA and legit music services like Emusic/Itunes music store compete. Anyone who *cares* about the music, the ID3 tag labeling, and the quality will find that even the 'free' KazaA service is less then worthless. Ever since signing up with Emusic months ago, I haven't gone back to KaZaA again. I never will. The small record labels get a bit of my money, and I get a properly labeled, complete, VBA encoded mp3; and it's all you can eat for $15 a month.

      People who d/l music off of KaZaA probably do so because they can, and because it's 'free', not because it's the better option. They want something for free, and don't care if it's crap. But those that care about the music/software they want will shell out money for it, simply because YOU GET WHAT YOU PAIR FOR!

    6. Re:They know nothing by slainfu · · Score: 0
      "I'm a hacker, I can make your computer blow up using the internet."

      Great, my house burns down containing all my worldly possesions (and the cat): all because I downloaded a Celine Dion track just to remind myself of how much she sucks.

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      slainfu
      "I can't be a terrorist if you're sucking my bum."
    7. Re:They know nothing by TedTschopp · · Score: 1

      You know how many people patch their systems, even in mission critical areas. This is pure nonsense. Think of the disaster this would cause. You thought the Y2K disaster stories were bad. Just think about this one. A virus which blew you system up. Wow! I can hardly wait.

      Sounds like Fight Club to me. Who knew Senator Hatch was a member of Project Mahyem.

      Ted Tschopp

      You know on second thought... Screw it. Let's reset the clock to the 1800's. That just might solve a bunch of problems.

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    8. Re:They know nothing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are all slashdotters in the 6xx,xxx UID range this sophomoric?

      (I'm in the 1xx,xxx range, if you were wondering, and I'm posting this anonymously because it's off-topic and quite sophomoric itself -- but worth asking!)

    9. Re:They know nothing by MisterFancypants · · Score: 1

      Wow, really.. 1xx,xxx range? I bet that helps out a lot with picking up the ladies, eh?

    10. Re:They know nothing by CharlieG · · Score: 1

      Newbie

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    11. Re:They know nothing by MrLint · · Score: 1

      On a similar note I call some wannabe script kiddie say "Im gonna gate you with my mad propz"

    12. Re:They know nothing by Rinikusu · · Score: 1

      I wonder if you can patent that and then license it.. People may cry "prior art" in some instances, but I'd like to see the virii/worm/trojan writer come forward and defend it.. ;)

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    13. Re:They know nothing by mordicus · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure that in the near future we'll see worms/virii displaying related messages while performing a low level format.

    14. Re:They know nothing by synaptic · · Score: 1

      newb

    15. Re:They know nothing by Zirnike · · Score: 1
      While I don't think that CP and IP rights are moral questions or technical ones (they're legal... length of the rights would be moral, and the current length is highly immoral, but that's tangental), I have one big question for you.

      Enlightened solutions? MORAL questions? ...and you want the politicians to decide these?

      Technical experts are a much better choice to answer moral questions. At least they are not known to be corrupt, so we might have a chance.

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    16. Re:They know nothing by Darby · · Score: 1

      Newbie

      newb


      Maybe we can carry this all the way to Taco?

    17. Re:They know nothing by Kafka_Canada · · Score: 1

      In reply to this and the other response to my original post:

      Questions of the law are an important aspect of and kind of moral or ethical questions. Of course, they're very practical moral questions, but moral questions nonetheless.

      This is not to say that politicians decide the morality proper of such issues (i.e. the degree to which they're right or wrong) or the ethics of them (what makes them right or wrong), but that they're important questions concerning our and other societal entities' rights and responsibilities. Legislating punishments for murder or the legality of abortion, for example, are moral questions that demand enlightened solutions, and I do want the politicians to decide these. That is their job. It doesn't entail that they are determining the universal rightness or wrongness of the actions in questions, but they are without doubt moral, not technical questions.

      In a different system it would fall to different people to make these decisions, e.g. kings and queens in a monarchy, or autocratic rulers in a fascist state. But we've collectively decided in the West to entrust elected officials to make these decisions, which as I say above are legal questions, and by extension a certain kind of (practical) moral questions, that require technical knowledge. It's because of this that in America (and Canada, Britain, arguably parts of Europe, etc.) these decisions are made by political representatives of the people, not by technical experts. Technical experts' jobs in our society are to implement these kinds of measures, not originate them.

      The reason political representatives need technical advice is as proximate knowledge in coming to good conclusions. Similarly, congress needs technical (military) knowledge to figure out if they can win a war or not prior to deciding on a course of action, but ultimately the decision to wage war or not is a solution to moral questions (that may make mention of self-defence, national interests, human rights, etc.), not technical ones.

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      Fuck it
    18. Re:They know nothing by glassgnost · · Score: 1

      Here's a chance to have fun - You, YES! - YOU! - can work as an MPAA Enforcer (r) in Beautiful Downtown Encino, CA. Pays about $40K...
      I wonder if the peons get to pick the subnets on top of the "hit list"? ;)

  9. Next.... by Spydr · · Score: 5, Funny

    will he be making guns that shoot the robbers when they are pointed at police officers?

    1. Re:Next.... by wik · · Score: 1

      Like this?

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    2. Re:Next.... by cybercuzco · · Score: 1

      thats called a polish handgun

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  10. watch out! by Occam's+Hammer · · Score: 5, Funny

    Iâ(TM)m guessing that the next big computer worm will plant a Celine Dion song on your computer and then send an âanonymous tipâ(TM) to the RIAA.

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    1. Re:watch out! by probabilistic · · Score: 3, Funny

      Whoa there...the Celine alone is enough to cause mass destruction...

    2. Re:watch out! by neonstz · · Score: 4, Funny

      If someone put a Celine Dion song on my computer, I would pay to get someone blow it up.

    3. Re:watch out! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What would be worse, having Celine Dion stain your pc with her presence or the RIAA getting your private info?

    4. Re:watch out! by praedor · · Score: 1

      Eh? If some worm/virus planted a Celine Dion song on my computer, I would prefer that the system be destroyed via the Hatch method, please. The system would be totally ruined anyway.

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    5. Re:watch out! by SCHecklerX · · Score: 1

      With the lag on the 'net 2nite, I think it may have already been unleased

    6. Re:watch out! by djNocturne · · Score: 1

      I actually wrote my own daemon program for that. Using advanced musical "fingerprinting" algorithms, it scans all inbound music files looking for horseshit music. The response mechanism varies according to a predefinied "threat assessment" table.

      Upon detecting music which would result in only mild discomfort, the transfer is simply terminated. The next category describes music likely to result in a complete breakdown of whatever lingering faith one might have in humanity, at which point the application panics and erases the entire HD ... just to make absolutely sure that not one single bit remains.

      The detection of an incoming Celine Dion cut would result in what I like to call "Fourth Horseman Mode." I won't go into specifics, but let's just say that it involves parts borrowed from my microwave, and that everyone within a few square blocks will suffer catastrophic data loss.

      Utimately, though, that's a small price to pay for being spared the artistic stupor of contemporary mainstream music. Quite frankly, if Hatch flipped the remote killswitch on your Dion-infested computer, he did you a favor.

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    7. Re:watch out! by sharkey · · Score: 1
      Celine alone is enough to cause mass destruction...

      Well, if barfing constitutes "mass destruction". Maybe if it got in the vents on your PC, or if you had a "vomit spill" near an OSHA official without his broom condom...

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  11. Finally, something less reasonable... by Ebony+Run · · Score: 5, Funny

    Finally something less reasonable than self-destructing DVD's.

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    1. Re:Finally, something less reasonable... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nice one.

    2. Re:Finally, something less reasonable... by evilviper · · Score: 1

      DVDs that don't have to be returned is perfect for Netflix... If they cost less than the price of return postage, and if Hollywood just assumes that the technology is infallable, everything is good about the world.

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  12. I can't understand by hawkbug · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I can't believe this crap is still going on - That would be like when Hatch is moving into a new house, and it turns out his cable is active (from the last owner) and since he didn't pay for new service, and is "stealing" it until he gets hooked up under his name, that AT&T should be able to blow up his TV. This guy is a moron, and I hope he dies a slow, painful death for damage he is doing to this country's already-screwed up laws.

    1. Re:I can't understand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This guy is a moron, and I hope he dies a slow, painful death for damage he is doing to this country's already-screwed up laws.

      Really? Name one thing he has done to 'damage' our laws.

    2. Re:I can't understand by hawkbug · · Score: 1

      Ok, a great example would be the law he's proposing in this article. Let's say it doesn't pass - but now the idea is there, and some form of it will keep popping up until it slips through. Whether it passes or not this time, I'm sure it will at some point, and I hold him partially responsible for even suggesting it.

    3. Re:I can't understand by jabberjaw777 · · Score: 1

      How about his desire to extend the PATRIOT act indefintely?

    4. Re:I can't understand by praedor · · Score: 1

      Or...how about his desire to totally destroy the judicial selection process by eliminating the ability to filibuster insane or stupid judicial choices. Of course, under Clinton, this was a fine and dandy thing to do - prevent or filibuster judicial picks, but come up with the criminal idiot Bush and a Republican Congress, and now he wants to destroy one of the most important jobs of the Senate.


      Hatch, like Bush, is a dangerous idiot.

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    5. Re:I can't understand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually he is RIGHT in wanting to stop the filibustering. This is the first and only time that one party has blocked the nomination of a judge by using a filibuster. It's unconstitutional, but when has that stopped the Demogoging Autocrats?

      If the Dems can use it, so can the Republicans. Then what happens? No judge is ever allowed a vote, so in a few years, there will be no judges. Yeah, I think that's the way it's supposed to work. NOT!

      The Constitution says "advice and consent", not a super-majority. Where do you get off spouting your shit?

    6. Re:I can't understand by praedor · · Score: 1

      Simply put forth a non-divisive candidate that isn't a hard-right wing-nut. Simple. And the Republicans are just as "bad" as the Demos as you seem to think. Bush has gotten too many of his crazy judges through (just not the dangerous ones that hate women, hate church-state separation, etc). The Demos are doing the right thing by preventing the crazies from getting in. They are doing their job of NOT consenting. The Repubs, when in power, simply did the functional same thing as a filibuster by preventing any of Clintons picks from getting anywhere. It is the SAME thing.

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    7. Re:I can't understand by jabberjaw777 · · Score: 1

      unconstitutional? at best, that's hyperbole. Fillibuster is a currently legal use of the Senate's Rules -- the Rules of Procedure being made up by the Senate, as according to the dictates of the Constitution. This argument that many conservatives are putting forth -- that Senate Rule XXII is unconstitutional due to it's conflict with their interpretation of supermajority voting implications of the Constitution -- is argument through abstraction and implication alone. Plus, their arguments ring especially false when we remember that just a few short years back, they were arguing the OPPOSITE when it was Clinton's judgeships up for confirmation. Interesting article on the topic, in special reference to George Will, located here : http://writ.news.findlaw.com/lazarus/20030306.html And, like the author of that article, I find the constant flip-flopping of both parties when the case fits, to be repugnant and sad.

    8. Re:I can't understand by adolf · · Score: 1

      More to the point:

      Since the house in your hypothetical example was the actual conveyor for piracy, perhaps it should be destroyed instead?

      I mean. Cable theft is serious. And folks would lose their house anyway, if we actually had room to lock them up in prison like the criminals they are.

      So why not get it done and over with? Just outlaw the sale of any coaxial cables by anyone but AOL/Time Warner. It's a no-brainer. Make them incindiary for automated destruction, and RFID-equipped to track black market distribution.

      Punishment like this, once privatized, will revolutionize justice. And, it'll free up thousands of cells in which to house the really menacing criminals, like dope smokers and people who drive too fast.

      Of course, someone might get killed once their household wiring erupts in flame, but that's no big deal, really:

      When someone fucks up shareholder profit, they deserve to die. It's just bid'ness; you understand.

    9. Re:I can't understand by babyrat · · Score: 1

      actually he technically wouldn't be stealing the cable because it was paid for by the previous owner.

    10. Re:I can't understand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      like the author of that article, I find the constant flip-flopping of both parties when the case fits, to be repugnant and sad.

      Just wait a few years, and Big Brother will have you brainwashed to the point where you don't notice the flip-flopping. Or maybe we're already there - how many people do you know who think there were Iraqis among the 9/11 hijackers? (hint: most were Saudis, and the House of Saud is nearly as anti-freedom and supportive of terrorism as the Taliban, but Afghanistan and Iraq are the countries we wanted to blow up)

  13. Woops ... by RubberDuckie · · Score: 1

    We destroyed the wrong computer. Better luck next time.

  14. Yahooo!!!!! I can smell the Lawsuits by Pepebuho · · Score: 1

    Lame Copyrighter: No sir, sorry sir, I thought the file was violating my copyright, I did not know that was the only recording of your wedding.

    Let me make up by giving you a one year free subscription to Weddings and Everything....

  15. Neat. by ruiner13 · · Score: 2, Informative

    He probably has nothing to worry about since I think that old man is probably too old to even know how to use a computer. Why is it always the old, technology phobic senators who seem to come up with these "great" ideas? I think it is going overboard destroying a thousand dollar+ machine for, say, pirating a $15 CD. Even in the "eye for an eye" mentality, that is going too far. When is he due for reelection?

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    1. Re:Neat. by MerlynEmrys67 · · Score: 1
      Problem is these same people also come up with the idea to charge road usage taxes based on miles driven recorded using a GPS installed into each car in the state of Oregon

      Oh wait, I thought I was kidding. Damned

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    2. Re:Neat. by NoCoward · · Score: 1

      Guys, the Senators don't think of these ideas. Their ideas are proposed by aides, consultants and lobbyists.

      Do you really think Senators sit around and think up ideas all day? When would they have time for meetings and golf?

  16. Hmm.. by zapfie · · Score: 1

    So, we can use this on companies when we find they have violated GPL, right? Since GPL works off copyright? I see some vigilante style action comin' on..

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    1. Re:Hmm.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      this

      is

      stupid

      post

    2. Re:Hmm.. by MattGWU · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Not nessesarily.

      When one of the various Higher Ups says "Copyright Holder", they don't meant you. They mean the multinationals that put out music and movies and such, and pump billions into the economy, and millions more into campaign funding. You can't be a Copyright Holder without 1) Some serious, hard core old fasioned Walt Disney-style gumption and lots of luck. or 2) Well-targeted strategic takeovers of the worlds media holdings or 3) Massive, massive campaign contributions. Sorry.

      Sure, you can hold a copyright. You can write something, or create something, and have it copyrighted, but you won't be a vaunted Copyright Holder. The metaphorical Big Red Button in this case will be given to the RIAA, the MPAA, Disney, et al. Not to J. Random Hacker to use when Big Software Giant steals routines from gprogram-0.1. You could ask, of course, as a legitimate copyright holder, but unless you're a Copyright Holder, you can expect a reply of "Tough Titty, Vote Quimby!". Doubt even Red Hat would rate for that kind of authority. Unless they put out a hit single.

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    3. Re:Hmm.. by Tackhead · · Score: 1
      > When one of the various Higher Ups says "Copyright Holder", they don't meant you. They mean the multinationals that put out music and movies and such, and pump billions into the economy, and millions more into campaign funding.

      On the whole, correct.

      > 1) Some serious, hard core old fasioned Walt Disney-style gumption and lots of luck.

      There is at least one typo in this sentence. The one I noticed first was that you spelled "money" as "gumption". :)

    4. Re:Hmm.. by Maserati · · Score: 1

      Actually, what the HUs technically mean, is someone who has registered their copyright with the U.S. Copyright Office. It costs $30 (literary works) and takes effect when they receive their copies for deposit, the (paper) form and US$30.

      But yes, the cynical parent is right in practical terms - entities that have purchased legislation.

      To be ulitmately cynical you write something, make a funny picture or Flash animation that gets passed around the Internet. Keep an eye out for a copy leaving your target's organization. File notice that you intend to penetrate their security to search for copies of your (registered) copyrighted works [1]. Hack their systems. Destroy anything with a copy of your creation on it with complete impunity. Do not neglect mail servers and the backup servers (a copy is a copy).

      For bonus points go through the outbound logs, Sent Items folders and address books to identify additional targets. [2]

      Disclaimer: Some steps expressed as trivialities may, in fact, be epic undertakings in their own right [3].

      [1] This bill didn't actually pass, but I reserve the right in all circumstances to be more hypothetical than strictly necessary.

      [2] This last is nothing a virus with access to Windows Scripting Host couldn't do to an Outlook user. If DRM software to do this already exists (in, say, Windows 2005) then you have a legitimate reason to use it - or to reverse engineer it for "interoperability".

      [3] There's that word again.

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  17. Here was my posting of the story: by efatapo · · Score: 5, Informative

    "Washington Post reports that the chairman of the Senate Judiciary Committee, Orrin Hatch from Utah, said Tuesday he favors developing new technology to remotely destroy the computers of people who illegally download music from the Internet. A notably quote: "If that's the only way, then I'm all for destroying their machines. If you have a few hundred thousand of those, I think people would realize [the seriousness of their actions]". Hatch has a personal interest, since I'm sure his music is pirated on a regular basis. ;)"

    Just thought people might appreciate other links and such...guess I should've submitted it a couple minutes earlier....oh well :)

    1. Re:Here was my posting of the story: by Mantorp · · Score: 1

      This picture from one of his album covers is a bit trippy. Wonder if any mind altering substances were indulged by the illustrator? It also seems to have a likeness of Saturn in the top right corner, someone must have copyrighted that. Ready, aim, fire....

    2. Re:Here was my posting of the story: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      "notable quote", not "notably quote".

  18. What's up w/ the Hatches? by drgroove · · Score: 4, Informative

    First Hatch's son is one of the lawyers pursuing the SCO case, now Orrin is talking smack about filesharing...

    Will someone please investigation campaign contributions made to Orrin? I'll bet a dollar to a doughnut that Microsoft has made significant contributions to Mr. Hatch's past campaigns.

    1. Re:What's up w/ the Hatches? by Crashmarik · · Score: 1

      Imagine If SCO had this power ? I can allready here *nix pc's going boom.

    2. Re:What's up w/ the Hatches? by KrispyKringle · · Score: 2, Informative
      According to OpenSecrets.org, the number 4 largest industry contributer, as a whole, to Sen. Hatch's campaign consists of TV, Movie, and Music producers, trailing Lawers and Law Firms (#1), Pharmaceuticals and Health Products (#2)--who themselves have strong interests in strong IP protections, and Insurance (#3).

      Walt Disney donated $17,000 alone (the corporation, not the man). Interestingly enough, Hatch received $20,500 fron Novell, but I don't see any from SCO.

      Just some food for thought.

    3. Re:What's up w/ the Hatches? by Strudelkugel · · Score: 1

      I'll bet a dollar to a doughnut that Microsoft has made significant contributions to Mr. Hatch's past campaigns

      Then you have forgotten that Novell is HQed in Utah. I'm beginning to think that Sen. Hatch would prefer we go back to that simple time before personal computers and the record industry could still use payola...

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    4. Re:What's up w/ the Hatches? by Gojira+Shipi-Taro · · Score: 1

      While I can picture that, I imagine SCO's headquarters would wind up going "boom" shortly afterwards.

      Some people don't take kindly to destruction of expensive hardware. Out of that group, some aren't very nice at all. I certainly wouldn't want to piss them off to the degree this measure would. Guess politicians and the RIAA aren't getting any smarter...

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    5. Re:What's up w/ the Hatches? by stinky+wizzleteats · · Score: 1

      Will someone please investigation campaign contributions made to Orrin?

      investigation complete.

    6. Re:What's up w/ the Hatches? by drgroove · · Score: 1

      Damn - either MS is way down on the list, or I owe someone a doughnut!

    7. Re:What's up w/ the Hatches? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, you owe someone a dollar. The bet was your dollar to their donut.

    8. Re:What's up w/ the Hatches? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its OK - doughnuts are cheaper than dollars these days. I'll spring for a bakers dozen for my /. bretheren. posting as AC to avoid hyper mods :)

  19. So what happens by cmason32 · · Score: 1

    ..when the RIAA blows my computer up because they thought I was violating copyright but it turned out to be a work in the public domain? Do I get a check or just a "oops, sorry."

    1. Re:So what happens by BigBir3d · · Score: 1

      My guess would be neither. Maybe a "No comment" if you are lucky.

  20. What a dumbass by cc_pirate · · Score: 1

    So can I plant bombs in DWI drivers cars?

    Driving while intoxicated laws should not be broken!

    Moron!

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    "There are laws that enslave men, and laws that set them free. " - Sean Connery as King Arthur

  21. And when the RIAA screws up? by kmahan · · Score: 1

    When mistakes are made and my computer gets destroyed because the "RIAA FUCKED UP" and misidentified my downloads (see previous slashdot stories) I wonder what kind of recourse I get. Will Hatch pay the damages? He'll probably exempt the corporations. Luckily as a copyright holder myself I guess I'll be able to go destroy other people's computers. That'll be fun.

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    1. Re:And when the RIAA screws up? by MerlynEmrys67 · · Score: 1
      I am claiming copyright on the content of all of my /. postings, if you have three copies (in you NIC, and probably a couple copies in memory before it even gets to your cache) I get to whack your computer.

      please cd /;sudu rm -rf now please

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  22. In related news... by oscast · · Score: 1, Troll

    In related news, they said that the software is only compatible with Windows.

    We Mac users never get any of the popular software...

    1. Re:In related news... by RatBastard · · Score: 1
      Hey! You guys have great stuff!
      • Warcraft 3
      • That puzzle game with the Apple logo
      • Breakout
      • Super Breakout
      • photoshop
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  23. This sounds like a great idea if..... by sweetooth · · Score: 4, Insightful

    the next time I see one of my legislators driving around massivly exceeding the speed limit and failing to use thier turn signals I get to follow them home and destroy thier vehicle. To paraphrase Hatch in my context: This may be the only way you can teach somebody about traffic laws. and "There's no excuse for anyone violating traffic laws." The only reason I draw this parrallel is I live close to and grew up near the state capital and this is something that irritates me beyond belief.

    The stupidity of our elected officials never ceases to amaze me.

    1. Re:This sounds like a great idea if..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      From what I understand of US law, it is ok to do pre-emptive strikes, so why not blow up his computer first?

      I mean we have written proof that he was planning to create and use weapons of pc destruction, so I guess its ok to hit him first....

      I mean this proof is better than the last three US invasions had....

      zack

    2. Re:This sounds like a great idea if..... by earthforce_1 · · Score: 1

      You mean remotely destroy their vehicles. Just take those old radar speed and stoplight cameras, and wire them up to gattling guns, rocket launchers, or anti-tank mines. Or perhaps pass a law that every vehicle sold in the US of A be rigged with an automatic self destruct device that will blow the vehicle to smithereens if they ever exceed the posted limit.

      Perhaps we should all be hacking into Sen. Hatch's PC to see if he has illegally downloaded your copyright slashdot journal? It becomes very hard to respect the law when those who make them are so damned stupid.

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    3. Re:This sounds like a great idea if..... by sweetooth · · Score: 1

      Actually, I don't care much about the remote part. I wouldn't mind having them watch me take a baseball bat to thier care among other tools of car devastation ;)

    4. Re:This sounds like a great idea if..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's perfectly legal for elected gov't officials to exceed the speed limit, but only if they're on gov't business. If you saw them park at Hooters, grab the RPG ;)

    5. Re:This sounds like a great idea if..... by sweetooth · · Score: 1

      That depends on the state, and the circumstances. After having complained about it to a friend in the local police force a couple of times he looked into it for me. Government officials can exceed the speed limit if they have cause and if it does not put the public in danger. Otherwise they have to follow the same traffic laws as the rest of us. Of course no officer in thier right mind will ever enforce these rules so it's pretty much pointless. That's another reason that if Hatch gets his way I want to personally handle my reprasentatives vehicles ;)

  24. Larger implications by TechLawyer · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This is not just about file-sharing. It's about the ability of the government to remotely wipe out your computer, and creating the mindset that people whose computers are wiped out must be bad and therefore unworthy of notice or protection. In Ashcroft's America, how long before those of us who visit websites critical of the current regime will have our computers fried as a result?

    1. Re:Larger implications by autopr0n · · Score: 5, Insightful

      This is not just about file-sharing. It's about the ability of the government to remotely wipe out your computer, and creating the mindset that people whose computers are wiped out must be bad and therefore unworthy of notice or protection.

      No, this is about allowing powerful corporations to legally take vigilante action to protect their revenue streams. At the click of a button, without filling out any paperwork. This is, of course, far far worse.

      The government can already cease your computer for years for 'analysis'. This is a de facto punishment for hacking imposed by law enforcement. Not good, but at least they have to drive out to your house and fill out some forms.

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    2. Re:Larger implications by TechLawyer · · Score: 1

      I agree with you that it's disturbing that a private entity might be allowed to legally wreck a very expensive machine that you own on a vigilante basis. But I find it more troubling that the government itself may end up using this technology to silence dissent and prevent information critical of the regime from spreading. The implications of State abuse of this technology are widespread and troubling.

    3. Re:Larger implications by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      No, it's about copyright law and the rights of copyright owners. Whether it's the MPAA, RIAA, or anyone releasing GPL'd code, the owner has rights, and there it's not that hard to comply with the law (e.g. ASCAP or MPLC, and others), such as it is. We claim that companies should be held accountable for violating the GPL, but we retain the right to steal music and movies?

      Personally, I'd like to hear more stories like Direct TV's secret war on pirates. Now, that was a cool hack... by Direct TV. Go after the offenders so the law-abiding citizens don't have to suffer from stupid laws that try to eliminate what little "fair-use" there is (DRM, CSS, DIVX, sender-pays-email, more restrictive ISP TOS, bleh). Hack the pirates. Hack the spammers. Hack the open relays. I'd much rather be self-policing than trust lawmakers to get it right. Make a virus that takes down machines used for pirating content? Fine. It frees up bandwidth more bandwidth for me.

    4. Re:Larger implications by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's times like this when I'm glad there are free and open alternatives.

      If Windows and MacOS were the only two operating systems installed on 99% of home computers, it would take no effort at all for the government to go to Microsoft and Apple and force them to do whatever bidding the corporate whores demand.

      With such open and ubiquitous alternatives available, it makes such an oppressive action quite moot.

      If they attempt to slap commercial operating systems full of backdoors, it would only serve to make make the open alternatives so much more appealing to the masses.

      With this safety valve in place, there is little they can do; the more they try to tighten their grip, the more that will slip through their fingers.

    5. Re:Larger implications by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > The government can already cease your computer for years...

      Dear god, you're stupid. It's seize, not cease. Get a fucking dictionary.

      The Homophone Nazi

  25. lmao by towaz · · Score: 1

    So if I rip my own music that I payed for and get my system crashed,
    I am just considered "collateral damage".

    should not happen anytime soon, but For them to be even thinking about it is disturbing.

    Goes to show what a bunch of crackpots these people are.

    Glad i'm european.

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    "I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it." - Voltaire
  26. So much for computers in the government by NetDanzr · · Score: 4, Funny

    If governmental workers are like me, they are bored and use Kazaa at work. I'm wondering whether there will be enough computers left to control the ballisting missile defense by the time Hatch is through with destroying computers.

  27. Huh? by wmspringer · · Score: 1

    > only the copyright owner should be able to wield this awesome power, since having the feds do it would be against the law

    And having the RIAA do it, wouldn't?

    1. Re:Huh? by rmohr02 · · Score: 1

      Replying to myself, but o well...

      When I say they should only go after those who upload, I mean they should get the IP, subpoena the ISP, and file a suit--they should not "destroy their computer".

  28. Meh by autopr0n · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I guess the RIAA's stratage is as follows:
    1) destroy people's computers.
    2) make them hate and fear you.
    3) ???
    4) profit.

    1) Download firewall

    2) Install firewall

    3) Reap vast profit of pirated material

    I mean really, how hard is it to make sure your computer is up to date with patches and has a good firewall installed. Preferably with an OpenBSD/Linux(with the bare minimum installed) box physically in between your home LAN and the internet.

    Not that I'm in favor of destroying people's computers (I assume this means things like reformatting people's hard drives), that's just asinine. But I do think it's OK for record companies to spoof P2P networks and try to disrupt them.

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    1. Re:Meh by MyHair · · Score: 4, Insightful

      But I do think it's OK for record companies to spoof P2P networks and try to disrupt them.

      You think it's okay for American corporations to disrupt activities of American citizens?

      Okay, if it's illegal or a civil court issue, fine, take it to court. But since when is it okay for them to decide who's naughty and who's nice and take action themselves?

      Oh, it's too expensive to sue everyone? Hmmm. maybe there's a reason for that. Maybe there's a reason "piracy" is so "rampant". Rather than changing the laws to allow themselves to attack without due process perhaps they should look at their business model and current technology and reconsider how they do business.

    2. Re:Meh by drinkypoo · · Score: 1
      Oh, it's too expensive to sue everyone? Hmmm. maybe there's a reason for that. Maybe there's a reason "piracy" is so "rampant". Rather than changing the laws to allow themselves to attack without due process perhaps they should look at their business model and current technology and reconsider how they do business.

      Oh, it's too expensive to purchase mass-marketed music? Rather than "stealing" (I couldn't say that with a straight face, so I put it in quotes) music without permission perhaps you should look at the law and start working to change it.

      You think it's okay for American citizens to just violate whatever laws they want to?

      Actually, I personally consider the illicit copying of music to be an act of civil disobedience, but I wouldn't expect anyone to believe it in court :) But your argument could easily be turned around the other way. Both activities are illegal. Period.

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    3. Re:Meh by zorander · · Score: 1

      so it's okay for american citizens to distrupt the business of american corporations? the p2p networks are what they are. Nodes are able misbehave. A properly built system would isolate misbehaving nodes. I think the most harmless thing they can do is mess with the p2p architecture by making "bad" nodes. Sharing music is illegal (in the US). By spoofing they are only messing up things for people trying to download songs that they own. Other activities are theoretically unaffected by these spoofs. I think it's fair game for the corporations to try and protect their copyrights using the same tools that people are using to pirate their wares. It's giving them an unfair advantage (the ability to mete out justice without a court) that's truly objectionable here....

      remember, until you change the laws, it's still illegal to share music. They should reevaluate their business model, but they haven't. We should respect their copyrights because that is the law, or change the law.

      And for those nuts saying that this is civil disobedience, would you be happy to go to jail for this and be made an example of? because that's what civil disobedience is about--letting people see the pointlessness of your incarceration/punishment for that little thing you did...no you'd cry foul play if you went to jail for it so stop trivializing what the people who have truly used civil disobedience to solve real social problems did by misusing the term when you really mean "rampant lawlessness"....If you want, I can turn you in so you can go to prison...then you'd be civily disobedient instead of just stupid....

      y'all disgust me. either respect the government or change it. Don't do the stupid whiny thing in the middle.

      Brian

    4. Re:Meh by carlos_avdas · · Score: 1
      You think it's okay for American corporations to disrupt activities of American citizens?

      What about foreign citizens? American laws don't apply outside American borders, but it sounds like Senator Hatch (not to mention the RIAA and their ilk) doesn't care about that simple fact...

    5. Re:Meh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Okay, if it's illegal or a civil court issue, fine, take it to court. But since when is it okay for them to decide who's naughty and who's nice and take action themselves?

      Doesn't Saint Nick. have the patent on that?

    6. Re:Meh by PhxBlue · · Score: 1

      You think it's okay for American corporations to disrupt activities of American citizens?

      Actually, when it's an illegal activity, then yes. The occasions where "music-sharing" is legal are the exception right now, not the rule. Don't blame the record company if you downloaded something you shouldn't. To hell with sex education, schools should start teaching personal responsibility.

      --
      !#@%*)anks for hanging up the phone, dear.
    7. Re:Meh by MyHair · · Score: 1
      You think it's okay for American corporations to disrupt activities of American citizens?

      Actually, when it's an illegal activity, then yes. [...]
      So much for due process. Vigilante justice be done!

      To hell with sex education, schools should start teaching personal responsibility.
      Well, somebody should teach personal responsibility. I'd prefer the parents do it myself. Now we just need to figure out how to teach it to the parents.
  29. Scary by stinky+wizzleteats · · Score: 4, Interesting

    If you read his comments in context, the truth of what he said becomes obvious.

    Cyberphobia among the old guard, as represented by people in Hatch's generation, has given way to overt, unbridled hatred of technology and its advocates. He views internet users as a group of miscreants who must be taught a lesson and his suggestions of remote computer destruction as a perfectly valid means of holding due process hostage to force us to solve the content industry's problems.

    I am aghast.

    1. Re:Scary by heli0 · · Score: 1
      --
      Whenever the offence inspires less horror than the punishment, the rigour of penal law is obliged to give way...
    2. Re:Scary by drinkypoo · · Score: 2, Interesting

      This behavior is common amongst the elderly. People fear what they do not understand, and the most common reaction amongst males (more common as they grow older) when they fear something is to get angry. I think we've all seen this applied heavily to the Middle East, you can't hardly talk to an American male over the age of fifty without hearing sand nigger or raghead and how we ought to blow them all up. (Okay, so maybe that's more common in some circles than others, I'm in a hot and cultureless part of California. You probably wouldn't see much of that in, say, Sam Clam's Disco.)

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    3. Re:Scary by Grizzlysmit · · Score: 1
      If you read his comments in context, the truth of what he said becomes obvious. Cyberphobia among the old guard, as represented by people in Hatch's generation, has given way to overt, unbridled hatred of technology and its advocates. He views internet users as a group of miscreants who must be taught a lesson and his suggestions of remote computer destruction as a perfectly valid means of holding due process hostage to force us to solve the content industry's problems.

      Hmmm, that just proves he's past his sell by date, put the stupid senile old loony away some where safe.

      --
      in my life God comes first.... but Linux is pretty high after that :-D
      Francis Smit
    4. Re:Scary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I try not to spend much time listening to him or reading his stuff. He has become an ass over the years, and appears to believe that all who disagree with him are clearly wrong and have no place. He has no respect for personal liberty, if it conflicts with his world view or the raising of HIS children then it should be banned.

      Nothing different in his journalism, just the side of the fence he sits on.

    5. Re:Scary by Darby · · Score: 1

      I'm in a hot and cultureless part of California

      Sacramento?

  30. Better yet..... by Nagatzhul · · Score: 1

    That would be great. But first we need to have technology that automatically executes politicians when they propose stupid and unconstitutional laws. They would, of course, get two warnings, and on the third violation they would be summarily executed.

    --
    "All I want is a warm bed and a kind word and unlimited power." - Ashleigh Brilliant
  31. This is already possible - Grubbnix! by beee · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Does anyone recall the code for Grubbnix? It was a quick hack in the early to mid 90s, but it worked quite well. Call it a cross-over between a bootloader and an OS, I suppose.

    Anyways, the interesting part of Grubbnix was that it had a lot of capability and use when it came to flashing your BIOS (most major motherboard companies today still use a Grubbnix variant with their flashing utilities). I still remember one variant called Hucker (or something like that, maybe Huckey) that was spread around on disks to unsuspecting users. When you loaded it and left it running, it opened up your system enough so that someone via TCP/IP could execute commands, one of which was to completely shitfuck your BIOS, and sometimes even managed to cause damage to the CPU/motherboard by modifying threshold settings in the BIOS (depending on your model #).

    It used to be passed out to "enemies" at HackerCons, who would then take it home, load it, and end up with a fucked PC.

    Perhaps Senator Hatch needs to give the Cult of the Dead Cow an e-mail and see if they still have the source around somewhere ;-)

    --


    + Donald Gunth
    + Email: dgunth@quicktek.net
    "Caffeine is the greatest lubricant ever created." -ESR
    1. Re:This is already possible - Grubbnix! by zoloto · · Score: 3, Informative

      the source is available if you contact the right people who are inactive from the CDC, that, and I put it up on kazaa as Hucknet-0x4A.tar.gz (the variant I knew of).

      have fun :)

    2. Re:This is already possible - Grubbnix! by Omega+Prime · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Another great reason for having a redundant bios system (gigabyte)

      or perhaps a system without a bios in the same way (Mac)

      --
      "We deal in lead" - Roland of Gilead
    3. Re:This is already possible - Grubbnix! by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      And now, I already can't find it on Kazaa using that filename. That didn't take long.

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    4. Re:This is already possible - Grubbnix! by ColaMan · · Score: 1

      Or a little physical jumper on the motherboard that says "Read-Only BIOS"

      --

      You are in a twisty maze of processor lines, all alike.
      There is a lot of hype here.
    5. Re:This is already possible - Grubbnix! by zoloto · · Score: 1

      then again, i don't have my system running 24/7 either. no ego here about uptime, that and it's a pain to get kazaa running with winex on my nix machine :P

      anyone have a patch for WASTE?

  32. It wouldn't happen if it was by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Sen. Orrin Hatch, C-Utah

    Vote Communist.

    1. Re:It wouldn't happen if it was by AndroidCat · · Score: 1
      I'd say that he's trying to revive the Know-Nothing party. I think he'd be right at home with their platform.

      "I know nothing!"

      --
      One line blog. I hear that they're called Twitters now.
  33. "BlowPC" virus anyone? by Pepebuho · · Score: 1

    How soon until someone makes a virus to blow up PCs? The virus will run, replicate and torch your PC while you look at a Barney cartoon :)

    1. Re:"BlowPC" virus anyone? by RandyF · · Score: 2, Funny
      How soon until someone makes a virus to blow up PCs? The virus will run, replicate and torch your PC while you look at a Barney cartoon :)

      If a "Barney cartoon" comes up on my monitor, they won't have to destroy my PC. I will have thrown it out the window before I realized what was happening!

      Oh the humanity...

      --
      --==-- I've found Karma to be a relative thing... Ya know, the kind you invite to Christmas... ;)
  34. Preserve Kazaa by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Of course, KaZaA still needs to be eliminated since competition between one legal source of music and an illegial one is kind of silly"

    Preserve Kazaa. It will always offer the music that the RIAA and Steve Jobs can't be bothered to sell: old out-of-print music and obscure concert recordings.

    1. Re:Preserve Kazaa by xombo · · Score: 1

      The only problem is that if we keep KaZaA up, it will still be used by kids to steal the latest and greatest music, no matter what you say KaZaA might be used legitimatly for, it will be mainly used for stealing music, it is a sad fact, and that is the bottom line.

    2. Re:Preserve Kazaa by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are talking out your ass. One of the best things about Emusic is the concert recordings and rare things, like the Pixies first Demo tape or Gamelan recordings from the 1920's. I'm certain that Itunes will start to offer such things too, for the costs on thier end are minimal enough to get a return on the price someone is willing to pay.

      Besides, Emusic has almost *everything* that the Residents and Negitivland ever recorded. KaZaA doesn't have crap. Step outside of common music, and KaZaA's offerings fall short really quickly.

  35. makes sense by Frac · · Score: 2, Funny

    that's because Senator Hatch is the BASTARD CHILD OF THE ANTI-CHRIST!!!

    Proof:

    SCO has made no secret in recent months that it hired high-profile attorney David Boies to spearhead its case against IBM, but the company's legal representation in Utah courts is also noteworthy. The company retained Brent O. Hatch and Mark F. James of the law firm Hatch, James & Dodge. Hatch is the son of Sen. Orrin Hatch, R-Utah, a representative for SCO confirmed Monday.

    The whole family works for the devil!!!!

    [/tongue in cheek]

  36. What happens when... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    -someone other than the copyright holders gets ahold of this technology? (with microsoft security, and the prevalence of computer worms/trojans/virii, this could be bad.. or good for PC manufacturers)

    -we design systems that don't permit this technology to work?

    -this senator's own computer is destroyed by a disgruntled fileswapper?

  37. Re:Remember America by Gherald · · Score: 2, Funny

    Right you are. Instead of allowing capitalists _and_ the govenment to screw us over, lets put them both together so they are not so high-maintenance.

  38. No excuse by drinkypoo · · Score: 5, Insightful
    "There's no excuse for anyone violating copyright laws," Hatch said.

    And there is an excuse for vandalizing a PC?

    --
    "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    1. Re:No excuse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am all for copyright laws, but advocating vigilante corporations is totally back-asswards.

    2. Re:No excuse by tilrman · · Score: 1

      There's no excuse for anyone violating a citizen's right to due process.

      I'd be interested in a way to remove people who do so from office. That "may be the only way you can teach somebody about" the Constitution. The current legal checks we have in place (the Supreme Court) obviously are not working, so we need a technological solution.

      This technology would twice warn the offending legislator, "then destroy their" place in Congress.

    3. Re:No excuse by sharkey · · Score: 1
      And there is an excuse for vandalizing a PC?

      Windows XP? We shoot horses when they have a broken leg, don't we?

      --

      --
      "Outlook not so good." That magic 8-ball knows everything! I'll ask about Exchange Server next.
  39. WTF? by Monkey-Man2000 · · Score: 2, Funny

    since having the feds do it would be against the law.

    But it's all right for copyright-holders to do it? Where does the DMCA say copyright-holders can blow up PCs? This is insane!

    --
    This post was generated by a Cadre of Uber Monkeys for Monkey-Man2000 (603495).
    1. Re:WTF? by anubi · · Score: 3, Funny
      Doesn't publicly advocating destruction of someone else's property for your benefit fall under some provision of the Patriot Act?

      From what I read, this sounds like something a terrorist would do...

      "You don't agree with me, therefore I blow you up!"

      --
      "Prove all things; hold fast that which is good." [KJV: I Thessalonians 5:21]

  40. Pssst. by BrookHarty · · Score: 2, Funny

    The senator, a composer who earned $18,000 last year in song writing royalties

    Want some mp3s of his work? ;)
    -
    Joke, dont nuke my computer! Senator Hatch!

    1. Re:Pssst. by Xtraneous · · Score: 2, Funny

      Sure,

      Just send them to President@whitehouse.gov

      --
      .noitacidem deen uoy siht daer nac uoy fI
    2. Re:Pssst. by SamBeckett · · Score: 1

      !dolc evitisnesni uoy, t'nod I oN

    3. Re:Pssst. by knowledgepeacewi · · Score: 1

      !AAIR eht rof krow dluohs uoY !noitpyrcne ta doog era syug uoy naM

    4. Re:Pssst. by facelessnumber · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yes. Yes I do. And I would dearly love to rampantly distribute them as well. In fact I think they'd make interesting and unique background music for the l33t intro screens that I use to replace the credits when I rip DixV movies for Gnutella and Kazaa. He'll get more exposure that way too! Everybody wins!

    5. Re:Pssst. by MoOsEb0y · · Score: 1

      .srotaloiv ACMD gnius yenom fo tol a ekam dluoc ew ,seY

    6. Re:Pssst. by Xtraneous · · Score: 1

      !dnert a tes dah I taht wonk ton did I, woW

      --
      .noitacidem deen uoy siht daer nac uoy fI
  41. In other news... by Avsen · · Score: 1

    Sen. Hatch was caught smoking too much crack.

    --


    Massive networking attempt for friends

  42. btw by autopr0n · · Score: 1

    Hasn't hatch generally been one of the 'good guys' in this whole DRM mess? IIRC he opposed things like DRM and was generally in support of allowing innovation to flourish rather then stifling it.

    But maybe I'm remembering wrong.

    --
    autopr0n is like, down and stuff.
    1. Re:btw by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IIRC he opposed things like DRM and was generally in support of allowing innovation to flourish rather then stifling it.
      You don't remember correctly. Hatch's major campaign financers are computer and pharmaceutical companies. All want IP protection pushed and Hatch is all too willing to comply.

    2. Re:btw by grung0r · · Score: 1

      No. He wass the sponsor behind the DMCA.He did support napster(kinda), but he has obvoiulsy reconsidered that postion.

    3. Re:btw by hbo · · Score: 1
      You might have that impression because he was one of the anti-Microsoft crowd during the anti-trust litigation. In that situation he had a couple of consitituents (Novell, Caldera) whose interests he was representing.


      I can't decide if OH is crazy, stupid or both. He occasionally says something intelligent, so that makes me doubt the "stupid" part.Then something like this comes along and makes me think he belongs in the "dumb" column again.

      --

      "Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there" - Will Rogers

    4. Re:btw by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Coincidentally, he seemed to be viewing Napster in a more positive light and had misgivings about the usage of the DMCA in the months leading up to his reelection, then flipped (back) to ignoring the consumer.

    5. Re:btw by carlos_benj · · Score: 1

      Hatch's major campaign financers are computer and pharmaceutical companies. All want IP protection pushed and Hatch is all too willing to comply.

      Oh man. They must've spotted us downloading amphetamines! Quick! Flush everything down /dev/null....

      --

      --

      As a matter of fact, I am a lawyer. But I play an actor on TV.

  43. Sounds good to me. by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    Sounds like a great idea to me.

    Then when the FIRST time a computer is destroyed due to mistaken identity sue the bastards into oblivion and solve this problem once and for all. Then go after the government for allowing it to happen in the first place.

    No, I'm not joking, I'm SICK AND TIRED of the ' entertainment media'.

    --
    ---- Booth was a patriot ----
    1. Re:Sounds good to me. by ELCarlsson · · Score: 1

      How can you prove that you didn't have any "pirated" material on your computer when the destroyed it?

    2. Re:Sounds good to me. by nurb432 · · Score: 1

      Can they prove that i did, once it goes to court?

      --
      ---- Booth was a patriot ----
  44. What about due process? by FearUncertaintyDoubt · · Score: 4, Insightful
    It seems to me that this is a clear violation of due process. Not only does the government not have the right to destroy your property without due process of law, it is even more egregious of an abuse for the govermnent to grant such a power to private parties -- to act independently of law enforcement to destroy other private persons' property. And by the sound of it, he is advocating copyright holders being able to do this without any kind of warrant or oversight at all. Hey, I think that's my stuff, so I kill your PC.

    Vigilante justice is outlawed in every other form -- this is little more than authorizing digital lynch mobs.

    1. Re:What about due process? by Concerned+Onlooker · · Score: 2, Interesting
      This comment hits the nail on the head. Are we seeing the increasing privatization of the justice system? Of course, there's increasingly little justice left in the system as it is with fat checkbooks weighing in heavily for the winning side. But it's disturbing to see the RIAA given carte blanche to crack a computer (something that is illegal for everyone else to do) just because they suspect that you're violating a copyright. What is interesting, however, is that we're seeing just how blatant big money influence on our justice system is.

      Yes, I realize that the original post is actually about the government's right to destroy property, but it is being proposed on behalf of the big money. Every notice how you never see legislation that says it's OK to crack/destroy computers of corporations that are guilty of supporting human rights abuses?

      Perhaps someone could come up with a remote method for removing politicians who no longer see the Constitution as necessary or relevant.

      --
      http://www.rootstrikers.org/
    2. Re:What about due process? by linzeal · · Score: 1

      What about a multiple user system? If my current GF who does run multiple file-sharing programs uses my computer and gets it wiped with all my scripts, programs, artwork, writing, etcetera am I able to sue the motherfuckers? She saves all the files across a SAMBA share to a remote dedicated server. Are they going to attack my entire network?

    3. Re:What about due process? by ffsnjb · · Score: 1

      I have a good remote method for removing politicians, but its not legal. We should start off with Clinton, then Hatch, Byrd, and a couple other old fucks who have lifetime jobs doing absolutely nothing besides misreading the Constitution.

      --
      "Why do you consent to live in ignorance and fear?" - Bad Religion
    4. Re:What about due process? by mooncrow · · Score: 1

      Hatch seems to be thinking of "piracy" in rather broad terms--in the olden days, "pirates" (who captured ships and cargoes illegally) were a big problem. As I recall, the various navies of the time couldn't stop them all, so certain private ship captains were given a "letter of marque" which in essence deputized that captain and his ship as officers of the law, and allowed them to hunt and destroy "pirates" and other "unlawful combatants" (hmm..where have I heard that before?). Granted, one of the perks of the job was the provision that any loot thus confiscated was up for grabs! While the work was dangerous, it was also profitable.

      The senator from Utah may be guilty of conflating "surfing the oceans of cyberspace" with "sailing the briny main". Due process was not really part of the legal system of the time, which was convenient for the ruling nations (imperial Britain, Napoleanic France, and the fledgling US). The honorable senator from Utah may be forgiven for suggesting such a fine, time-honored method for eliminating "piracy".

  45. How? by zackeller · · Score: 1

    My question is how the hell do they plan on "destroying" someone's computer? Come over to your house and kick it in? The article made it sound like it would happen over the internet, which I can't imagine a way of doing.

    1. Re:How? by anubi · · Score: 1
      Maybe they will develop some technology... such as rewriting a CDROM's flash code to spin the rom at a much higher speed than it was designed for, resulting in destruction of the CD...

      But consider the counter side of this...

      Once this code is released, there will be those who trap it and disassemble it to find out how it does its dirty deed... then its modified for a viral payload.

      The next SQL slammer could literally be that.

      --
      "Prove all things; hold fast that which is good." [KJV: I Thessalonians 5:21]

    2. Re:How? by SCHecklerX · · Score: 1

      Well, they could work with M$ to implement something in the OS easily enough. I personally hope this DOES occur, as it would be the end of both of those nuisances in our lives.

  46. Just > /dev/null by jmv · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I think these silly idea are just meant to direct people's attention away from the real dangerous (DMCA-like) laws. They have no intention to pass this law, just to make the others look "not that bad". That why I say that stpuid things like that *are* safe to ignore because I doubt that even the *AA would really want that passed (e.g. they don't want their whole office shut down in case an accident happens).

  47. OOps, I did it again! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oops I did it again, I blew up your PC Oh Baby, baby Don't care if your innocent.

  48. Coming soon! by DreadSpoon · · Score: 4, Funny

    Sneakers that destitch themselves when you jaywalk.

    Cars whose tires go flat when you speed.

    Oxygen tanks that cease providing oxygen when diving in restricted areas.

    Planes whose wings fall off when flying over restricted space.

    Trenchcoats that burst into flame when used to conceal theft of 3 pens from the office.

    Buildings which systematically disassemble themselves when accountants working for the company owning the building fudge figures.

    Planets that implode when governments on them begin passing fucking retarded laws.

    1. Re:Coming soon! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And condoms that break when used extramaritally.

    2. Re:Coming soon! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      retarded laws
      Hey, now! There's no need to insult retards by comparing them to such laws!
    3. Re:Coming soon! by weston · · Score: 1
      And such ideas may be against the law. See, for example, a Metafilter Thread which features:

      "a career criminal, high on cocaine [that] breaks into a bar that has been fitted with a security system that turns out to be lethal. The bar owner installed the system after the 3rd break in in the past month, and posted numerous signs outside warning of the danger. The criminal is electrocuted to death, and this being America, the widow of the bar's owner (who has passed away during the years of litigation over this issue) is forced to pay $75,000 to the family of the robber..."


      This is exactly the kind of case that makes you mad at tort law and start spouting about the insanity of our litigious society. However, in this case, there's some really convincing arguments:


      The point here is that you cannot delegate the use of that lethal force to any sort of gadget or trap, because they cannot distinguish the difference between a legitimate target (Mr. Burglar) and an innocent party (lost child, firefighter, etc.).

      This is why the law punishes those who do set lethal traps, and the verdict here is justified in that regard.


      This ties in with Lessig's discussions on code as law. You simply can't afford to delegate law enforcement to a machine, especially when it implies destructive or lethal force.
    4. Re:Coming soon! by jesser · · Score: 1

      Trenchcoats that burst into flame when used to conceal theft of 3 pens from the office.

      Pants that burst into flame when you're dishonest.

      --
      The shareholder is always right.
    5. Re:Coming soon! by IronChef · · Score: 1

      Trenchcoats that burst into flame when used to conceal theft of 3 pens from the office.

      That is just a crazy analogy. Now, if the trenchcoat was concealing a perfect digital copy of the pen's copyrighted shape then you'd have something!

      Or would that be a trademarked shape?

      Ah, the hell with it all.

    6. Re:Coming soon! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The analogy isn't that bad, and even if copyright violations are not theft, nobody considers the theft of a pen anything near the level of crime that the RIAA would like us to consider piracy.

      I think that's the problem right there; an individual copyright violation (in the 'download' direction) is a very minor crime, but are also extremely common. You can't go after every individual, because there are a lot of individuals, and most of them have done very little.

      That's why you shouldn't go after the acts, you should go after the motivations.

    7. Re:Coming soon! by Frank+T.+Lofaro+Jr. · · Score: 1

      Cars whose tires go flat when you speed.

      Firestone? Oh wait, they didn't go flat, they exploded.

      --
      Just because it CAN be done, doesn't mean it should!
  49. In related news... by jared_hanson · · Score: 1

    SCO has just divulged that they have included code in UNIX System V for years that will allow remote destruction of any computer it runs on. Unfortunately for most users, this is among said code that has been copied into the Linux kernel. Tommorrow, SCO will be destroying all AIX systems immediately and activating a trigger which will destroy all Linux systems by 5:00 PM EST this Friday, June 20. Anyone who licenses the rights to UNIX from SCO by this deadline will have the trigger disabled. May God be with those who don't.

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    -- Fighting mediocrity one bad post at a time.
  50. And I'd Like Some Way to Destroy Senator Hatch... by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 1
    And I'd like some way to destroy Senator Hatch the next time he does something that really really really offends me.

    I don't see either of us getting what we want any time soon.

    --
    "It's the height of ridiculousness to say for those 9 lines you get hundreds of millions."
  51. Re:Remember America by Strudelkugel · · Score: 1

    Communists support Linux and OSS

    Ah-Haa! Linux is a Communist Plot! Must be part of Torvald's plan to take over Finland!

    --
    Imagine how much harder physics would be if electrons had feelings! -Feynman, maybe
  52. Destroy someone's computer remotely by 3ryon · · Score: 1

    Just fill those files with Evil Bits.

  53. Declaration of War by eericson · · Score: 1

    Okay, what strikes me most about this comment is two things:

    1) Even the RIAA folks said... "Uhhh.... we don't want to destroy anyones computer"

    2) The first time this happens to anyone in the black hat community it'll be taken as a declaration of war by the RIAA. I think even those idiots would realize the repercussions from trashing peoples systems would far outweight any deterrent it may provide.

    --
    The evil monkey commands you to dance.
    1. Re:Declaration of War by dcavanaugh · · Score: 1

      I agree. Once the black hats are attacked, all hell will break loose. A policy of "swift and effective retribution", no doubt.

      I can see the day coming when Microsoft intervenes in this debate on behalf of its customers, since we all know whose relatively unsecure products are sure to get caught in the crossfire.

  54. Children by Phroggy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    When a child does something wrong, you spank them. Negative reinforcement discourages them from doing it again. But why spank them? Because otherwise, there would be no natural consequences that the child can immediately see - the child can't see how refusing to share his/her toys is a bad thing, so you artificially make it a bad thing by spanking them.

    Destroying someone's PC as a punishment for copyright violations is like spanking them: artificially making it a bad thing.

    Adults spank their children. Adults don't spank other adults. Corporations shouldn't be spanking anybody.

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    1. Re:Children by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you sure about that? I know a lot of pr0n sites that show adults spanking or whipping other adults when they are bad and naughty. :)

    2. Re:Children by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can spank me, big boy!

    3. Re:Children by pete-classic · · Score: 1

      You seem to have confused negative reinforcement with punishment. Negative reinforcement encourages a behavior, punishment discourages it.

      Please see any introductory Psychology text.

      -Peter

    4. Re:Children by Angram · · Score: 1

      He meant to say "positive punishment," in which an undesirable stimulus is presented in order to decrease the frequency of a target behavior. "Negative reinforcement" is removing unpleasant stimuli (thereby creating a more desirable situation), and hopefully increasing the frequency of the target behavior. Common mistake.

      (I've got one year left on my BA in Psychology)

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    5. Re:Children by Phroggy · · Score: 1

      Thank you. :-)

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    6. Re:Children by Zebbers · · Score: 2, Funny

      I know some adults who spank other adults

    7. Re:Children by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It only discourages the behavior when the threat of punishment is around. Spanking is not a behavior modifier, it's a behavior suppressor. As soon as someone found a work around to the toasted PC, pirates would be right back to the high seas.

    8. Re:Children by bakes · · Score: 1


      and after the spanking...?
      </Monty Python and the Holy Grail>

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    9. Re:Children by kahei · · Score: 1


      >Adults don't spank other adults.

      Maybe not at *your* parties, baby...

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  55. Even if passed this law would be overturned by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If there was a law that allowed this kind of behavior, it would certainly violate the equal protection clause of the constitution. You can't just let some people break the law (like laws against hacking and destruction of property) and not let others.

  56. Acutally... by HaeMaker · · Score: 2, Funny

    What we really need is a technology that removes a congressman from office once he says anything unconstitutional in public.

    No need for any due process crap, just "bu-bye".

    1. Re:Acutally... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wouldn't that leave you without any congressmen?

    2. Re:Acutally... by loraksus · · Score: 1

      well, actually, senators in this case, but whatever.

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    3. Re:Acutally... by andrewski · · Score: 1

      Right. I think this should apply to any public official. There should be jail time too!

      While i'm at it, I want a pony, too.

    4. Re:Acutally... by HaeMaker · · Score: 1

      Just as you have the Senate and the House known collectivly as the Congress, you have Senators and Representatives (House Members), collectivly known as congressmen.

  57. They might be out of touch with us... by sockit2me9000 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    but they are in lockstep with the corporations. This is what happens when people are elected with money that has strings attatched, as all modern campaign contributions seem to do. When McKinley was president, it was considered corruption. Now it's called fundraising. Think I'm reactionary? Look at Martha Stewart she profitted $48,000. That's fricken chump change. Now look at Kenneth Laye. He and his cronies raped how many millions of people's bank accounts. Who just got indicted? Martha. Who contributed to the GOP? Enron. A bit off topic, perhaps, but it's all part of a much larger problem.

    1. Re:They might be out of touch with us... by C0LDFusion · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Enron contributed to democrats. And most of their really bad shit was done during Clinton's watch? Remember the summer of 2000's rolling blackouts?

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    2. Re:They might be out of touch with us... by lysium · · Score: 1
      Very much on topic. A similar point was made between Martha Stewart and Microsoft. Who is more important to The Economy, a caterer or a software monopoly? Who gets to ride roughshod over our laws, and who gets to be the target of a witch hunt?

      Like Bill Gates didn't commit purjury during his depositions or anything. Yes, Martha Stewart is definately the only person who has lied to the Government. I'm relieved that once she is behind bars, we can all go back to investing again....whew. Almost choked on my sarcasm that time.

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    3. Re:They might be out of touch with us... by chriso11 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yeah, and it took a republican president to cover his ass. I wonder why?

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    4. Re:They might be out of touch with us... by JimmytheGeek · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Remember that "Dickhead" Cheney convened an energy panel consisting entirely of foxes to recommend improvements in henhouse security? Remember all that talk about letting the market work when actually it was not a market at all - it was as rigged as a carnival wheel. There was an entire artillary regiment of smoking cannon on this point.

      Enron gave to Democrats at 1/3 the rate they gave to Republicans, and a sizable fraction of the Democrat take was as the scandal broke to either gain some bipartisan stooges or to smear both parties equally - as you have done.

      It is simply incorrect to say that Enron is/was anything but a Republican outfit. They underwrote the Dauphin's career from way back.

    5. Re:They might be out of touch with us... by bovinewasteproduct · · Score: 1

      You don't think Enron contributed to the sitting gov of Texas at the time? Guess who that was? GW Bush.

      They contributed to whoever was in power, and if they were friendly. Look at some of the power de-regulation, and see who got what money...

      BWP

    6. Re:They might be out of touch with us... by SubtleNuance · · Score: 1

      Democrats == Republicans. Is this your point? Your right, outside of a few minor issues (like blatant war-mongering and hubris...) there are little differnces.

      The USA is the most corrupt stagnant plutocracy in the world.

    7. Re:They might be out of touch with us... by SubtleNuance · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Ok, you recieved a +5 insightfull. But really, is anyone surprised to hear Hatch say this stuff? Throw out due-process and presumption of innocence, "No Big Deal! Ive got corprate bank accounts to protect!"

      I dont know what to say to my American Neighbours about these issues anymore... things are NOT getting better in the USA, and it doesnt look like any solution is on the horizon. You yanks keep electing Republicrats.. and nothing else. Your system is BEYOND corrupt, the payola is literally destroying your government by making your representatives biatches to thier Plutocratic buddies.

      Im very certain things are going to get alot worse before they get better -- not only for Americans, but for the rest of the world, because, like it or not, you guys have a unequaled Military... you spend $400Billion a year, The Rest of NATO spends $160Billion combined and Russia, the 2nd largest independant spender comes in at $60Billion.

      Im watching the US miltiary might, coupled with an Arrogant Ignorant and Disinformed Populace and Im waiting for you Yanks to start WWIII.

    8. Re:They might be out of touch with us... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Im watching the US miltiary might, coupled with an Arrogant Ignorant and Disinformed Populace and Im waiting for you Yanks to start WWIII."

      On that note... I only hope the rest of the world is ready to accept the refugees of people from the USA that actually do have some sence.

    9. Re:They might be out of touch with us... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      She was indicted in FEDERAL COURT where NY is located. She WAS NOT INDICTED BY THE DOJ!!!!

    10. Re:They might be out of touch with us... by letxa2000 · · Score: 1
      The USA is the most corrupt stagnant plutocracy in the world.

      It is entirely obvious that you haven't actually lived outside of that "corrupt stagnant plutocracy" or you'd know first-hand that what you're saying is complete bull. I've lived overseas in a third world country for the last 8 years. Believe me, corruption in the U.S. government doesn't even come close to what happens in other countries.

      I understand you're upset, and rightfully so. I used to feel depressed and helpless watching U.S. politicians do what they do. I now have almost a decade of real-life experience in another country and while it doesn't excuse the weaknesses of U.S. politicians, it *does* put it in perspective.

      Believe me, the U.S. doesn't come close to being the most corrupt anything in the world. It might not be perfect and there might be other countries that are less corrupt, but we definitely aren't near the bottom of the heap.

    11. Re:They might be out of touch with us... by KarmaOverDogma · · Score: 1

      The situation with Martha Stuart getting nailed by the SEC while Kenneth Laye is still under investigation is not difficult to understand. Ken Laye knows the system better than Martha. The Laws governing corporate recordkeeping (both for the corporations themselves and the audit companies that review their records) dont have any real teeth to require reporting for all but the most obvious cases of fraud. The laws also assume, naively IMO, that the coporations and auditors themselves will be honest. Most are, but we can see the consequences of those which are not, and in this case they were quite severe. Consider also the fact that a corporation (of which Kenny was the head) as large and sprawling as Enron had plenty of opportunites to "cook the books", while poor Martha assumed that a) what she did was peerfectly normal and b) even if it was a bit of an abuse it was so minor no one would care. She ignored the fact that the SEC and other Federal authorities were just itching to bust *anyone* who was of stature or wealth (preferably both) to give the illusion that they are doing their jobs to protect us. This is especially true in light of the recurrant corporate scandals (there have been so many as of late.. take a look around...). The reality is 1) they dont have the ideal legislation to back them up either with the authority to conduct the kind of investigations they need to 2) the ability to bust ppl and/or corps for what the average citizen can identify as theft and outright deception (politicians in their pockets, as you said) 3) They also dont have the federal funding to get the manpower needed to catch all but the most eggregious and stupid offenders. Martha is/was one of these, but the story for her is far from over. Given the public polarization over her stature and attitude, I'd wager she'll lose. But, yeah you're right - the system sucks and the wrong ppl get away with things. I just thought you might want to educate yourself a bit more as to why this happens: public apathy in regards to governmental skullduggery. Dont like what you heard? Write your representaive a letter and let him know what you think of this kind of thing. Better yet, have a few others sign it, and please do VOTE. Voting = (among other things) a license to b*tch.

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    12. Re:They might be out of touch with us... by TheNetAvenger · · Score: 1

      Enron contributed to democrats. And most of their really bad shit was done during Clinton's watch? Remember the summer of 2000's rolling blackouts?

      Give me a break; it was the 'Enron' plane that Bush used during his campaign to travel around the country.

      Do people forget this or are they just not smart enough for it to sink in?

      The Enron contributions to Bush and Republican Party tower over democratic contributions, and certainly they weren't giving the money to Gore either.

      As for the rolling black outs, can anyone spell Halliburton? This is what Cheney was doing professionally when the 'false energy crisis' was happening, conveniently helping the 2000 elections.

      While we are here, shall we talk about how Halliburton got the Iraq oil contracts without any bidding or other businesses being considered?

      Do you think it would have anything to do with the fact that because Cheney worked for them or just the fact he STILL makes money off of Halliburton?

      Geeshâ¦

    13. Re:They might be out of touch with us... by Bull999999 · · Score: 0

      Yes indeed, we should be more like U.K. and put camaras on every street corner. More maybe more like France and screw public workers out of their pensions.

      "Im watching the US miltiary might, coupled with an Arrogant Ignorant and Disinformed Populace and Im waiting for you Yanks to start WWIII."

      WWI started by Germany and U.S. helped to end it. WWII started by Germany and U.s. helped to end it. What can't an arrogant and ignorant asshole like you see the pattern here?

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    14. Re:They might be out of touch with us... by chundo · · Score: 1

      Enron contributed to both parties - as every large corporation does (like MPAA/RIAA companies). That's the real root of the problem. Because of the spending power of large corporations, political parties have turned into a business, and they want to please their "customers" (large contributors). The large contributors, however, contribute to BOTH parties just to cover their bases in every election. So in the end, you get two parties who gradually move to a common middle ground because they're both pandering to the same corporations to keep the large donations flowing.

      Pretty sad deterioration of democracy, if you ask me.

      -j

    15. Re:They might be out of touch with us... by C0LDFusion · · Score: 1

      So, you're arguing that democrats recieved less money from a corrupt organization and acted on the behalf of the corrupt organization less often, therefore, Democrats are not corrupt?

      Democrats? Republicans? It's the same fucking party. Either vote third party, or get used to the big government cock in your throat.

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    16. Re:They might be out of touch with us... by fupeg · · Score: 1

      If you're talking about the rolling blackouts in California, those were in Jan-Feb of 2001.

    17. Re:They might be out of touch with us... by ManitobaMoose · · Score: 0

      WW1 was NOT started by germany! Not technically and not morally! At least not alone.

      On July 28th 1914 Austria declared war on serbia.
      Morally France and Russia were at least as guilty as Germany. UK too, but to a lesser degree.

      WW2 was the logical consequence of the "peace treaty" after WW1, which the US admittedly didn't endorse. Gee, it looks like there actually was a time when the US was really standing for principles like liberty.

      It'd be nice if you'd read something else than the New York Post.

    18. Re:They might be out of touch with us... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      WW1 was NOT started by germany

      Point taken and you are correct. However I do believe the man's point was to argue that WW1 and WW2 were started by non-Americans and ended by Americans. This much is true. WW1 was started by idiotic Europeans with national egos to large to describe. WW2 was started by Germans pissed off at being abused by the French. (The reparations crap was spearheaded by the French).

      All other comments on the US policy aside, the history of the US shows a tendency towards isolationism until they get dragged into world affairs. Then they eliminate the problem that dragged them into the world. It's like a sleepy tiger. Perfectly safe, but only a moron would wake it up.

    19. Re:They might be out of touch with us... by TheNetAvenger · · Score: 1

      So, you're arguing that democrats recieved less money from a corrupt organization and acted on the behalf of the corrupt organization less often, therefore, Democrats are not corrupt?

      Give me a break, neither party is a winner. Period.

      But I was responding to a post implying that the Democrats were just as culpable when it comes to Enron involvement and dropping contracts to big business.

      Bush and Cheney are up to their ears in scandals when it comes to corporate America. Read the papers,.

      Besides, I didn't see Clinton or Gore using the Enron plane during their campaigns, and I also didn't see them give billion dollar contracts that 'blood' was lost over to their friends and companies that put money in their pocket â" like Bush and Cheney have done in just the past few months.

    20. Re:They might be out of touch with us... by cyril3 · · Score: 1
      shows a tendency towards isolationism until they get dragged into world affairs.

      I agree that that was the case in the past but even ignoring 9/11 the current administration has anything but an isolationist attitude. Read the charter for a new American century and tell the non-us how that is isolationist. Read who signed it and ask what positions of power they hold.

      This is not a conspiracy. They have stated quite clearly what they want to do. And it ain't isolation.

      Since the demise of the only other superpower the us appears to be starting to think that it must be right in all that it does and so it will do as it pleases.

      Then they eliminate the problem that dragged them into the world.

      I think I in common with many outside the US have less and less confidence in the US decision makers who determine just what the 'problem' is that needs to be eliminated. We are allowed to disagree aren't we.

    21. Re:They might be out of touch with us... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I agree that that was the case in the past but even ignoring 9/11 the current administration has anything but an isolationist attitude. Read the charter for a new American century and tell the non-us how that is isolationist. Read who signed it and ask what positions of power they hold."

      But they didn't have any power over actual policy with the currenty administration before 9/11. You obviously didn't pay any attention to what Bush and co did before the election and 9/11. The administration was very isolationist; now they're sort of isolationists in carrying out their international policy.

      "Since the demise of the only other superpower the us appears to be starting to think that it must be right in all that it does and so it will do as it pleases."

      We've always done as we pleased (which mostly coincided with what we thought was right, the exceptions are a whole other debate). Much of the rest of the world was ok with it because we were protecting their ass from that other superpower. That they think we're like the Soviets now is a sign of the depth of their ignorance and our. But cry and whine as they might, they know which superpower was the real evil empire.

    22. Re:They might be out of touch with us... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      cammeras on every street corner???? hardly i think theres one in a village about 5 miles from me thats about it the only place there are alot of cammaras are in areas where there was alot of pick pocketing crowed areas of london etc and when it comes to survalance i hardly think the US is better esspesaly after the patriot act at least i dont have to worry about been held without trial on terrorism charges

    23. Re:They might be out of touch with us... by mark2003 · · Score: 1

      at least i dont have to worry about been held without trial on terrorism charges

      Er, you do - there have been a fair number of people that that has happened to in the UK. We've had laws allowing this for a while (I think since the mid 80s).

    24. Re:They might be out of touch with us... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I love how this coward trash talks other people's countries being to panzy assed to state where he/she's from.

      and btw, since when did flame-baiting, off topic posters become (Insightful)?

    25. Re:They might be out of touch with us... by cluelessinportland · · Score: 1

      True, Enron did try to buy everyone, The GOP were the ones who closed the deal, not the Democratic Party. I don't remember Clinton having members of Enron on his cabinet like Bush did (White).I also don't remember Clinton spending an entire election cycle riding around on Enron corporate jets like Bush did in 2000. I also don't remember Clinton INVADING any countries in the Middle East like Bush just did for ENRON and the rest of the oil industry. No WoMD found, but they sure do have the oil pipeline running out of Iraq in working order now. Too bad the people in Iraq don't have water to drink yet, right?

    26. Re:They might be out of touch with us... by webmaker · · Score: 1

      Let me sum up the response from the US to your asinine comments... Go fuck yourself. It is you that is the "Arrogant Ignorant and Disinformed Populace" and maybe you should read a little bit of history jackass and you will find that the US ends wars and protects those that cant protect themselves unlike the third world shit hole I am sure your from. Yet another fine comment from a third world fool that is jealous of the U.S.

    27. Re:They might be out of touch with us... by NineNine · · Score: 1

      Im watching the US miltiary might, coupled with an Arrogant Ignorant and Disinformed Populace and Im waiting for you Yanks to start WWIII.

      I'm getting ready for the next civil war, myself.

    28. Re:They might be out of touch with us... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      first of all, U.S. ends wars when they have collected enough money to do that, not because they are good. (i'm sure you think that your civil war was about slaves, right? ;)

      second. i don't know if the post that you reply to is from someone from the 'third world shit hole', but i'm, and i tell you something, i never was in u.s. and i will never go, i don't really like it, i was in europe, and many other places around the world, and i like my country. and most of all i'm not jealous of your country. (btw, you do good movies)

      third. i'dont know why, but you are a little upset width third world, i see some prejudgment here, and remembers me some ultra nacionalist thinking behind that. well, germany start wars bacause a lot of people think like you.

      four. i think that you must be happy, because, U.S. have enought meat to start WW3, WW4, WW5, etc. so you can win the germans after all.
      (i see some practice of this recently), and im sure you again think that u.s. was killing (ups, sorry, freeing ) people just for justice again.

      five. generalizations are bad, im sure that in the u.s. there is a lot of good people, and there is a lot of smart people too, but im afraid that the numbers of these people grows stronger is near zero.

      lastly im sure that if you reply, you say that my english is bad (or the word you like it), but i least know that there are other thongs, (and maybe i speak more than one pretty correctly), but yeap, english is far from my knowledge.

      bye.

    29. Re:They might be out of touch with us... by untaken_name · · Score: 1

      While we are here, shall we talk about how Halliburton got the Iraq oil contracts without any bidding or other businesses being considered?

      IIRC, there were at least 3 bids submitted. While that number may sound small, there really are very few companies with not only the resources to do the job, but who can be mobilised quickly and Halliburton turned in the lowest bid. In my experience, almost all contracts go to a company that *someone* involved in decision making knows something about. People tend to favor those they know, and it does not *have* to be a conflict of interest. For example, I'd rather have my car fixed by someone I know well, and trust, because while another company may be cheaper, I *know* my neighborhood mechanic and trust him to do a good job. I buy computer parts from the computer store I once worked for. I also have recommended that store to many many clients during my time as a consultant. However I don't get any kickbacks for this, I'm just familiar with how that store works, and I trust their hardware. I don't think I'm sinister for doing that. If you think that there's really much true objectivity *anywhere* in this world today....well, I can only hope you'll wake up eventually. It's not what you know, it's who you know. Always has been, always will be.

    30. Re:They might be out of touch with us... by Bull999999 · · Score: 1

      "We are allowed to disagree aren't we."

      Of course you are allowed to and I wish more 'disagreers' gave more rational opinions like you then the usual "Oh U.S. sucks because they do" argument.

      Perhapes U.S. does get too involved in the other country's affairs but since French troops are getting into firefights in Congo, U.S. is not the only ones who do.

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    31. Re:They might be out of touch with us... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sorry, the U.S. only helped end WWII after they were attacked, before that they were sitting on their asses picking their noses. Also remember, how many other wars have the US started? Can you say Gulf Wars.

    32. Re:They might be out of touch with us... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I'm getting ready for the next civil war, myself.

      Yeah, and the US will have to celebrate that one too. The US is the only country in the whole world that is proud of its civil war. Normally those are bad things, you know people in your own country fighting each other.

      And their national anthem is about Canada kicking their ass in the war of 1812 when we burned the white house down. Get over yourselves and quit being bullies.

    33. Re:They might be out of touch with us... by Bull999999 · · Score: 1

      "Can you say Gulf Wars."

      Do some research and you'll find out that Saudi Arabia asked for help.

      " I'm sorry, the U.S. only helped end WWII after they were attacked, before that they were sitting on their asses picking their noses."

      So you bitch about U.S. getting involved in other people's businesses, yet you have problem with U.S. trying to stay out of WWII? Make up your mind!

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    34. Re:They might be out of touch with us... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Yes, Martha Stewart is definately the only person who has lied to the Government. I'm relieved that once she is behind bars, we can all go back to investing again.

      So when is Clinton going behind bars for lying to the government? Oh yeah, his buddies voted the party line and wouldn't convict even though it was proven he lied under oath.

    35. Re:They might be out of touch with us... by SubtleNuance · · Score: 1

      Im from Windsor, Ontario, Canada.

    36. Re:They might be out of touch with us... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Woolsey says it's WWIV.

      Have you read the PNAC stuff?

      I mean, jesus, they even a web site!

    37. Re:They might be out of touch with us... by crazyphilman · · Score: 1

      Oh, listen to Mr. Smarty-pants Canadian over here... "Arrogant Ignorant and Disinformed" (sic) are we??? Fuck you, you hoser. Go back to trapping beaver, or whatever it is you canucks do when you're not pissing and moaning.

      Happy thought: If there IS a WW III, you're gonna get annexed as a state for your natural resources... We'll get the last laugh THEN. Kinda hard to act all superior when suddenly, YOU have "Republicrats" crawling up YOUR butts, TOO.

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    38. Re:They might be out of touch with us... by cyril3 · · Score: 1
      They may not have done anything before 9/11 because they couldn't but their attitude didn't change after then, only their ability to do something. I suggest that a different administration with a different attitude would have reacted differently and maybe done Afganistan over but I seriously doubt that the US would be in Iraq right now.

      We've always done as we pleased

      The difference now is that in the past the US worked within international groups and at least gave the impression that it actually listened to what the world community thought.

      The Rant Begins Nowwwwwwww..

      And please,the western nations did not merely go along with the us because they were being protected from the USSR. Believe it or not they actually share common values associated with democracy, human rights and the free market economy. They still do. They don't think the US is like the USSR at all. They aren't ignorant.

      Look, I am in Australia and I read the papers and watch the news and all that. Our mass media carries about twice the amount of foreign news than US does. And most of that additional stuff is about the US or how the US effects other countries. As a result I know a great deal about the way America operates and I don't mean from watching Friends or even West Wing.

      It's big news in Australia when shit happens in the US. It's not big news in the US when shit happens in Australia and I doubt the educated US citizen knows anything substantive about our political system, economy or social enviroment. That is not a value judgement, just an observation. Whereas I could hold an intelligent conversation about the upcoming US presidential campaign without too much trouble the average US citizen wouldn't even know if we had a President.

      The problem is that the Americans don't seem to care about the rest of the world. And that's not a comfortable feeling when the person not caring is heavily armed. (Maybe in that respect there is a feeling that you're like the Soviets.)

      The rant is over .... nowwwwwwwwwwww. (Apologies to the Lips)

    39. Re:They might be out of touch with us... by SubtleNuance · · Score: 1

      Unbelievable. Listen friend, what Im suggesting is that you get involved and wrestle control of your country back from the Plutocrats who lie to the disinformed to get themselves elected. The USA is *not* the height of human society, you are *not* infallable. The world neither "looks up to you" nor is "jealous of you". Please, try and be just a little objective.

      As for this 'invade canada for natural resources', thank you for proving my point; USofAmericans are warmongering, rabid jingoists. I can see you now, drooling over your keyboard, eyes dilated, face red "HOW DARE THIS CANUCK CAST DISPERSIONS AT THE USA! U-S-A! U-S-A!

      Christ man, look at yourself a moment. You are a preWWII German. %non-existant-diety% please help us all.

    40. Re:They might be out of touch with us... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The difference now is that in the past the US worked within international groups and at least gave the impression that it actually listened to what the world community thought.

      Like, what invading Panama? Grenada?

    41. Re:They might be out of touch with us... by crazyphilman · · Score: 1

      Oh, please. Spare me. Like you fucking Canucks don't strut around with huge chips on your shoulders, telling the world that because you're great big pussies who are afraid to even raise your voices, you're somehow morally superior to the rest of us. Let's get something clear, ok? In order to make a moral choice NOT to do something, you have to have the power to DO it in the first place. In other words, if, say, I'm a 98 pound milquetoast with a glass jaw, I can't say I'm taking the high ground when I "choose" not to beat the crap out of a construction worker who's whistling at my girlfriend. Similarly, since Canadian Military Might isn't very mighty, it's not like you're CHOOSING to leave the world alone. The truth is, you're irrelevant, everyone knows it, even YOU know it, and you're okay with that. NOT the same.

      As for my second paragraph, I WAS TROLLING YOU, you fucking noob. How long have you been reading Slashdot? Whatta maroon...

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      Farewell! It's been a fine buncha years!
    42. Re:They might be out of touch with us... by crazyphilman · · Score: 1

      Finally, someone from outside the U.S. who doesn't insist on insulting us, and who seems to be well-informed and rational. It's very nice to see.

      I'm an American, and I'm interested in international affairs. As far as I know Australia has a prime minister, not a president, right? Also, I know from Slashdot and some other venues that some of the issues affecting you are that you're having problems building a wideband infrastructure because your telephone system is too entrenched, you have similar challenges in helping Aboriginal communities to those we have helping American Indian communities, you're concerned with conservation issues, and the preservation of the wilderness areas in your interior, you used to offer bonuses to people with technical skills willing to emigrate but since your needs have lessened you've discontinued that, and people in your government are even less worried about civil liberties than our leaders are. I'm not too well-informed about how Australia interacts with other countries around it, although I did read that several countries near Australia were having trouble with their internal dissident groups as a result of the war with Iraq, which at the time was annoying everyone.

      Please, understand that Americans DO care about the rest of the world. And, we DO pay attention. But, you have to cut us some slack. Everyone might be interested in/ freaked out about the U.S. and it's easy to keep track of one country, especially when it's always in the news. But, think about it from the other direction. How can we keep track of EVERYONE? Here's a test: How much do you know about, say, Luxemborg? Do you follow Luxemborg's politics? Do you know what their issues are? How about some other random country, that isn't in the news daily. No info? See my point? You can't expect Americans to know all the news about all the countries in the world any more than we can expect the same of you.

      Please consider this.

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    43. Re:They might be out of touch with us... by SubtleNuance · · Score: 1

      Let's get something clear, ok? In order to make a moral choice NOT to do something, you have to have the power to DO it in the first place..Similarly, since Canadian Military Might isn't very mighty, it's not like you're CHOOSING to leave the world alone.

      Well, not exactly. Canada, as most Western Nations have the 'ability' to have a massive military. For instance, the USA has *chosen* to be the warmonger it is presently. Massive military is a prerequisite of that. Had Canada chosen Warmongering instead of Peace, we would be more than capable of doing it.

      as for your analogy, its somewhat flawed. It would more accurate to say CHOOSE to someone take steroids/learn karate, so that he could beating on "normal" people. These normal people *choose* to live peacefully, but one nation, unable to deal with the world around him in a normative way -- the way the others desire and do mostly amounghst themselves -- decides to approach them screaming wildly and demanding others bend to his "peaceful" ways.

    44. Re:They might be out of touch with us... by SubtleNuance · · Score: 1

      One more thing: "Fuck you warmongering yankee baby killer".

    45. Re:They might be out of touch with us... by crazyphilman · · Score: 1

      Blah, blah, blah. "I'm a big dumb canuck and I love the sound of my own voice". You're full of it. Go back to your beer.

      And, what's with that grammar? You DID go to school, right? Preview and edit your posts, whydoncha, ya lazy fucker!

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      Farewell! It's been a fine buncha years!
    46. Re:They might be out of touch with us... by crazyphilman · · Score: 1

      SubtleNuance mumblemouthedly muttered, "One more thing: Fuck you warmongering yankee baby killer"

      Well, fuck you too, you big dumb canuck. With GUSTO!

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      Farewell! It's been a fine buncha years!
    47. Re:They might be out of touch with us... by SubtleNuance · · Score: 1

      ha! enough of this - lets just try and live peacefully, no? eh, that all *anyone* wants.

    48. Re:They might be out of touch with us... by crazyphilman · · Score: 1

      In that case, truce!

      Since you're being nice, I'll admit that I was just fucking with you. Actually, I kind of like Canada, and think your peaceful approach is worth emulating. Good social services model, too.

      In all fairness, you ought to realize that we Americans aren't the idiots our television shows portray us to be. But our government doesn't listen to us, and when we vote, we're given a choice of several unpleasant alternatives, so we generally just try to pick the person who'll do the least amount of damage. Unfortunately, in this case, the election was corrupted and the man who won isn't in office. Which brings us to the world we're currently living in.

      No hard feelings! ;)

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      Farewell! It's been a fine buncha years!
    49. Re:They might be out of touch with us... by cyril3 · · Score: 1
      Point taken. Apart from the US and maybe UK most Australians are limited. And I shouldn't confuse the people in America with the goverment structures in America. Generally when I say America I mean the structures and Americans to mean the people.

      Even then if I'm not talking about a particular person its more probably a reference to the culture as I see it. Anyway I've made my point. Lets go find something important to bitch about.

    50. Re:They might be out of touch with us... by SubtleNuance · · Score: 1

      agreed.

      But our government doesn't listen to us, and when we vote, we're given a choice of several unpleasant alternatives, so we generally just try to pick the person who'll do the least amount of damage

      May I make a suggestion? Please, if your a conservative, vote/run/volunteer/contribute to the Libertarians. If your a Leftie (like me) vote/run/volunteer/contribute to the Green Party.

      You yanks gotta shake up the Republicans && Democrats -- vote for some '3rd parties' and keep them on their toes. :)

    51. Re:They might be out of touch with us... by crazyphilman · · Score: 1

      Already there. I voted Green across the board. I like Nader; he's actually done things to help people, which is something I can't say about many other politicians. If it wasn't for his book "Unsafe at any speed", cars still wouldn't have seatbelts or safety glass.

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      Farewell! It's been a fine buncha years!
  58. If only old people support IP, it's a good thing! by Thinkit3 · · Score: 1

    As they die off, we'll finally remove all "intellectual property" laws!

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  59. What a co-inky-dink! by Nathdot · · Score: 1

    Sen. Hatch is interested in technology to remotely destroy computers

    Which is a little bit funny when you think about it.

    Just how many people at one time or other (and come on now, be honest) haven't been interested in a technology to remotely destroy Sen. Hatch.

    I know I'm not the only one.

  60. huh? by autopr0n · · Score: 1

    What's wrong with the self destructing DVD? If you don't want it, don't buy it. If you do want it buy it and then burn a copy using DeCSS.

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  61. Against the law... by Daniel_Staal · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Of course, the reason it is illegal for the Feds to do it is to prevent abuses. So we give it to a *less* regulated group. Greeaat.

    Actually though, as long as they are still liable for any damages they inflict this will be fun. Let's see, they (will/would have) just destroyed a $1000 computer, with $10000 (and if you can't figure out a way to back that figure up you need help) of the user's own data to delete a $0.99 song. Can we spin this?

    Of course, it is better to stop this now, before the circus...

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    1. Re:Against the law... by CrazyFool · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Of course what they are going to do is to make it so that the copyright holders are not held liable.

      And of course since they destroy your computer how can you prove that you do not have their copyrighted material?

      You are, in effect, considered guilty - you do not even have the change to prove yourself innocent!

    2. Re:Against the law... by Gojira+Shipi-Taro · · Score: 1

      A law making the copyright holders not liable isn't going to stop an angry consumer from retaliating against the copyright holders through other means.

      Eliminate the courts as a means of Justice (as opposed to "law") and watch the headlines. Not everyone is willing to bend over and take it without lube.

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    3. Re:Against the law... by Goalie_Ca · · Score: 1

      What would be worse is if you own the song but used cracking software to rip it. Stupid DMCA. Thank god i live in canada :D

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    4. Re:Against the law... by retto · · Score: 1

      And a law like this is ripe for abuse. Wouldn't it cover just about any copywrited material? What about photos? Could the AP cripple someone's computer because a .jpg of a copyrighted image in someone's browser cache? What about intent? If someone emails me a low-quality MP3 of a copyrighted song, does that give the RIAA permission to cripple my computer because I'm a pirate? What if I wasn't the one that downloaded the song, and it was my neighbour's kid that downloaded a song on my son's computer when I wasn't around? In a court of law, intent plays a part when a person is charged with theft, how could it not in this case?

    5. Re:Against the law... by Daniel_Staal · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Wish I had mod points. The moment the general poplace feels that the government will not deliver justice it, that government is doomed. The only question is if the replacement is any good...

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    6. Re:Against the law... by Gojira+Shipi-Taro · · Score: 1

      Exactly. The government needs to recall this little chestnut:

      "There has grown up in the minds of certain groups in this country the notion that because a man or a corporation has made a profit out of the public for a number of years, the government and the courts are charged with the duty of guaranteeing such profit in the future, even in the face of changing circumstances and contrary public interest. This strange doctrine is not supported by statute nor common law. Neither individuals nor corporations have any right to come into court and ask that the clock of history be stopped, or turned back, for their private benefit." -- Robert A. Heinlein

      or we are in for interesting times indeed. Personally I was hoping for something a bit more boring...

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    7. Re:Against the law... by dead+sun · · Score: 1
      Why couldn't we have a good time with this ourselves? I'm not saying I'm for this idea in the slightest bit, but lets not just consider the negatives.

      The RIAA has shown time and again that their computer security is just plain lackluster and pathetic. How many times has their site been hacked now? One would think that the right person shouldn't have too much difficulty getting into the RIAA's machines.

      The next question becomes, would this remote kill switch for copyright owners be given out to any copyright owner that thinks their copyright has been infringed upon? Perhaps you can see where I'm going here. Simply copyright something, a crappy little made up song is good enough I'd guess, it just has to be something, not good (as the RIAA has shown time and again). Gain access, plant file, capture that the file is there, justifying your hacking to check, detonate legally granted bomb. Hurray, you've just killed an RIAA computer with evidence that they were infringing upon your copyrights. If the machine is truly hosed then there should be no evidence they can muster to claim otherwise, except maybe some personal statements. Of course, you're just doing this to protect your copyrights.

      Hell, if we can't justify the hacking part to drop the file and make it so they possess copyrighted material they don't own and haven't "licenced" then lets just let acusations fly and nuke anyway. With a destroyed machine how can they prove otherwise? While we're at it, don't we happen to know that a bunch of MPAA, government, and perhaps even charity machines (which happen to be charities we don't like?) have infringed on our copyright? Lets just disrupt every single system in the country to be sure that nobody, and I mean nobody, can infringe our copyrights. It's the only way to be sure.

      Ah, wouldn't that be great? The only way to safety would be to not be on the internet or to have a machine so obscure (and probably obsolete) that these fancy death commands wouldn't do a thing.

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    8. Re:Against the law... by Lord+Omlette · · Score: 1

      This isn't new. It's how we're taking care of bidness in Bosnia, Columbia, etc. Alot of what we do there is illegal, so we give it to military contractors who aren't hampered by regulations or silly "sanctity of life" nonsense.

      It ends up costing far less than what ethics-bound men in uniform would cost.

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    9. Re:Against the law... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hell, if we can't justify the hacking part to drop the file and make it so they possess copyrighted material they don't own and haven't "licenced" then lets just let acusations fly and nuke anyway.

      You can't just bomb someone under pretensions that they possess something they're not supposed to have, and then walk away with impunity when later you can't prove their guilt! Not in America, at least!

      BTW, anyone seen any WMDs lately? I'm sure they were here a minute ago....

  62. And as usual... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...the Yanks are thinking only in their own tiny ego-bound box that is the USA.

    WAKE UP!

    There are other countries that use computers, and some of them are pretty good at it too. Even Microstuft learned to cater for other country's date formats, so that makes Billy G smarter than the average USA senator! (And while I'm at it - when are you idiots going to use metric?)

    If any Yank blows up my computer, can I call it an act of war?

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  63. Re:Dear Slashdot Readers by Luk+Fugl · · Score: 1

    How did this even gain one mod point? Pure flamebait.

  64. Sounds good to me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm caught downloading illegal warez, facing however many thousands of dollars for litigation, and so they destroy the evidence.

    How much more convenient can you get!? :-D

  65. Liability Suits by Beatnick · · Score: 1

    And we've seen several times where they were wrong
    in their searches for copyrighted material. If this
    even passed such that the recording industry had this power,
    expect lots of liability suits where they "destroyed"
    wrongly.

    Bad bad legislation. Sounds like knee-jerk reaction
    instead of using the old noggin.

  66. Re:Remember America by Ebony+Run · · Score: 1

    Meh, the software will cause their hard-drive read heads to bash the side of the case until they go hopelessly out of alignment, and then with run "The RIAA loves you" ads on the screen until you run down to the local record store, and purchase at least 40 records. -- *Richard Fairthorne is a geek

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  67. Disposable DDoS Zombies by cosyne · · Score: 1

    Schweet.
    1. Hack into people's windows boxes.
    2. DDoS annoying politician of your choice.
    3. Download some copyrighted material.
    4. Victim's machine magically self destructs, taking any evidence with it.
    5. Rinse.
    6. Repeat.

    This is why I'll be running for office. I may not be the best politician in the world, but I could do better than Hatch with both thumbs up my ass.

  68. He also wants.... by agent+dero · · Score: 0

    He also wants all those meanies in Iraq to stop being so bad, and that Coyote finally catches Roadrunner (after which they talk their differences out like adults)
    He also requests that we start an initiative to assist pigs in flight, along with one to use liquid nitrogen not only to make cool ice cream but to freeze hell as well.

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  69. What an idiot. by Duncan3 · · Score: 1

    Considering a PC now costs as much at Walmart as a speeding ticket costs.... and people aren't exactly driving the speed limit...

    Even if you could blow up the computer remotely, they would just go buy another and fire up the P2P again. So he's an idiot, not because he's wrong to protect artists (the RIAA is evil, not the artists folks!), but because it wouldn't stop anyone.

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  70. Excuse me if by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 2, Funny

    My computer monitors my dialysis machine.

    Excuse me while I kill the RIAA goons in self defense.

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  71. Hatch's other suggestion today by Frac · · Score: 1

    Senator Hatch later today also proposed candy bars that can be remotely triggered to mix with hidden cyanide.

    "There's no excuse for anyone stealing," Hatch said. "Unless we kill those pesky little kids who believe stealing is fun, there's no other solution around it."

  72. Foxtrot always says it best... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.ucomics.com/foxtrot/2003/06/11/

  73. Think before you post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You do realize that the pillar of communism, China, has a free market don't you? That they have less crime, less homeless, and less social problems (drugs, illegitimate kids, etc.) because of the great work of the communist party? If you want to spew your capitalist propaganda do it some place else puppet slave.

    1. Re:Think before you post by MerryGoByeBye · · Score: 1

      One question:

      Have you ever actually lived in a Communist country?

    2. Re:Think before you post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes well, Gherald was responding to *your* propaganda. Now stop flaming.

  74. Let's say all hello to mr Hatch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    #!/bin/sh
    start=1; finish=1000;
    while [ $start -le $finish ]
    do
    echo "Hello, Mr Hatch !"
    start=`expr $start + 1`
    wget http://www.senate.gov/~hatch 2>/dev/null
    done

    1. Re:Let's say all hello to mr Hatch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Wahey -- scripts! I wrote one too, does that make me a script kiddie?
      Why not upload this to someone's cgi-bin -- preferably someone you don't like vry much, and crtainly not someone who uses the same ISP you use -- and call it formmail.cgi or something innocuous.
      #!/bin/sh
      poweroff
  75. Kazaa at work? by MyHair · · Score: 1

    If governmental workers are like me, they are bored and use Kazaa at work.

    Kazaa at work? What are you thinking? I vote for blowing up your network cable at least.

    (I'm a network admin. I barely tolerate AIM and YM, but Kazaa turns me into BOFH.)

    1. Re:Kazaa at work? by NetDanzr · · Score: 1

      I'm a network admin, too. However, having 8 computers on a 512kbps DSL line, I can afford to run Kazaa with a bandwidth limit of 100 kbps (both ways, combined) without slowing down the network connection on other computers, which are used primarily for downloading e-mails and playing solitaire.

    2. Re:Kazaa at work? by MyHair · · Score: 1

      I guess I wasn't thinking outside of my situation. I'm on an intranet of two class B networks (subnetted /26) and 100 or so class C networks. So in my situation bandwidth hogs must die.

      In a small shop or a commercial data center bandwidth isn't as much as a worry. (Back when I worked at a data center my coworker ran Napster from the NOC at 10Mbit internet. Sweeeeeeet.)

      But I wouldn't voluntarily install any adware/spyware/virus magnet like Kazaa wherever I work. Even at home it's banished to an old Pentium 166 with Win95 that's only turned on when I want to use Kazaa. Okay, okay. I put Kazaa Lite on my main PC. But not at work.

      Another issue: What if the RIAA sees OpenOffice.org or something on your Kazaa share and DOS'es your work connection? Or sues?

      Not that I'm picking on you. I'm just bored and posting a lot to Slashdot to see myself type I guess.

    3. Re:Kazaa at work? by NetDanzr · · Score: 1
      Now this is strange. As long as I had Kazaa on my work computer (P2-600, 128MB RAM), I could not run anything else when I was using it. I never thought it would be possible to run it on a P-166. But you are absolutely right; it is a very nasty piece of software (cleaning it with AdAware has disabled it, for example), which is why I switched to Kazaa Lite. And considering that I'm using it at least partially to a legal purpose (I've got lots of friends with amateur bands who put their work out on Kazaa), I would be very upset if somebody tried to nuke my computer.

      (I also completely understand why you would want to keep file sharers out of your network. I also understand that compared to you, I should not call myself a sysadmin ;))

    4. Re:Kazaa at work? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As an admin for a small network, I'm not so much worried about bandwidth as I am the spyware.

      One of my users asked me to install Kazza on his new laptop. I told him no.

      Hmmm... I wonder if he had it on his old laptop, which he's plugged into our network...

      Man, I need to finish really locking down our internal network.

    5. Re:Kazaa at work? by damiam · · Score: 1
      Another issue: What if the RIAA sees OpenOffice.org or something on your Kazaa share and DOS'es your work connection? Or sues?

      If they DOS you, you sue them. If they sue, you show them the GPL and tell them to fuck off.

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    6. Re:Kazaa at work? by WeblionX · · Score: 1

      >I would be very upset if somebody tried to nuke my computer.
      Well, assuming it's done remotely, and you're a good sysadmin, you'd have the ports they'd use to blow up your computers blocked anyway? Even if it's hardware, it still has to update via the internet to get information about new copyrighted works, correct? In that case, port blocking or redirecting it would still work. And you call yourself a system administrator. :P

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    7. Re:Kazaa at work? by MyHair · · Score: 1

      I don't recall having a problem on the P166, but like I say it's dedicated to Kazaa. If your work PCs are anything likt mine, they may have a virus scanner daemon, multiple versions of Java (each vendor prefers a different version), some remote management software daemons and other stuff I can't think of right now. These things can bring an otherwise decent PC to its knees in a hurry.

      People complaing about the 1GHz and 2GHz PCs being slow for IE and Word and such, and they're right. Sad.

      I also understand that compared to you, I should not call myself a sysadmin ;)

      Aw, shucks. But I don't run the whole thing. I just admin 4 /26's on a single router and a few switchs with a hundred or so PCs, a few servers and a couple dozen printers. (For some crazy reason everybody wants their own network printer. I keep telling them in a business a networked HP 2000C is way more expensive than a networked HP 8150DN over the long haul. They even have a 4500C for color, but they still want their own printers, and then they want them on the network. Silly users. But I digress.)

      Another thing is that you probably have absolute power over your 8 PCs and DSL, but even though I know I'm the most important person to the end user there is a bureaucracy that demands all sorts of silly things and limits my discretion. There's ups and downs to every situation.

  76. So what if ... by Tmack · · Score: 1
    you download copyrghted material that you have the right to use? The author gets pissed at you for whatever, or simply makes a "mistake" and nukes your computer anyway..... This opens a whole new can of worms of how this would be used (IF it could even be developed).

    Tm

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  77. Hoax? by merdark · · Score: 1

    Umm, not to rain on the parade, but is there any possability that this article is a hoax?

    Does someone have a second source?

    It's always good to make sure the evidence is real before your crucify someone.

  78. Unfair, Impractical and Immoral by ryefu · · Score: 1

    This whole concept is absolutely ridiculous and goes against the entire concept of personal property.

    The government and/or Record Companies hacking into and destoying data on someones computer because they "stole" music off of the internet is essentially the same as the Government and/or Record Companies blowing up or burning down ones house because someone stole a CD from a physical store and stored it in their home.

    I hope this draws a lot of attention and noise so that the general public can see how out of control with power our government and major corporations really are. Now is the time to let your voice be heard.

  79. Everyonce In A While... by istartedi · · Score: 1

    Every once in a while a story comes along that restores my lack of faith in humanity. Thank-you (sob) Slashdot.

    Now... Where can I get a copy of filter_destruct_packet.exe?

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  80. Honeypots for all! by wardk · · Score: 1


    this is COOL!!

    I guess now I can put a copyright notice on some "secret" and "not free" stuff on my website.

    I could monitor/control the downloading of the "do not touch" stuff and if I get someone I don't like, I can invoke the "Hatch Doctrine" and blow the sucker's PC right out of the water!!! this ROCKS!

    But what to filter my wrath on? (with obsfucated legalese clearly posted on the site that covers my ass)

    1. IP: the IP range of a Utah and Fed government employees "stealing" my work?

    2. User-Agent: the browser or OS (if it's not the right kind), anyone using this is "stealing" my work!

    Imagine, if Linux sites could duke it out with Windows sites, the prize is number of melting boxes of the enemy!

    within a few years, all computers connected to the net will only be hardened unix boxes (and IBM mainframes :) !
    No more unwashed windows users hogging bandwidth.
    </huh>

  81. top 20 campaign contributors 2002 by pjack76 · · Score: 1, Redundant
    My source is opensecrets.org, which is really handy for this sort of thing. Oh look, it's our friends Disney and Time/Warner...

    1 HealthSouth Corp $38,255
    2 Pfizer Inc $34,000
    3 Qwest Communications $29,000
    4 Metabolife $27,250
    5 AT&T $25,499
    6 Torchmark Corp $25,000
    7 AOL Time Warner $24,000
    8 GlaxoSmithKline $21,000
    9 Novell Inc $20,500
    10 SmithKline Beecham $20,499
    11 Oracle Corp $19,750
    12 Global Crossing $19,500
    12 Verizon Communications $19,500
    14 Pharmaceutical Rsrch & Mfrs of America $18,775
    15 Viacom Inc $18,750
    16 Schering-Plough Corp $18,000
    17 Bear Stearns $17,750
    18 SBC Communications $17,500
    19 Merck & Co $17,440
    20 Rexall Sundown Inc $17,000
    20 Walt Disney Co $17,000

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    Wow, a lucrative publishing contract! I don't have to be evil anymore. --Meteor

    1. Re:top 20 campaign contributors 2002 by Snorpus · · Score: 1

      To be fair, I haven't researched which committees that Sen. Hatch is on, which often determines who buy^H^H^H contributes to the campaigns.

      In addition to Disney and AOL/TW, who do we see here?
      ... Medicine/Drugs: HealthSouth, Pfizer, Metabolife, Glaxo, SmithKline, Pharma R&M, Schering-Plough, Merck, and Sundown.
      ... Tech/Telecom: Qwest, AT&T, Novell, Oracle, Global Crossing, Verizon, SBC.
      ... You missed Viacom as a media company.
      ... Of the rest, I've never heard of Torchmark (kinda sounds like healthcare), and Bear Stears in a brokerage firm/ investment banker.

      When he breaks down and cries before the full Senate and confesses his sins, he'll say he was high on drugs, brought on by an outrageous cellphone bill when he called all his sisters to cry over the end of "Nemo".

      He'll then beg forgiveness, and be asked for another chance.

  82. You could have fun with this one... by statusbar · · Score: 1

    Step #1: Find government website that doesn't have up to date IIS on it.

    Step #2: Use security hole in old IIS to upload a modified P2P client that works silently in the background without killing the website.

    Step #3: Have P2P client on the government's server start leeching copyrighted files and distributing them.

    Step #4: Notify RIAA and MPAA of the IP address of this server.

    Step #5: Allow RIAA and MPAA to get into trouble for destroying government property.

    Step #6: ????

    Step #7: Profit!

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  83. What About...? by Snorpus · · Score: 3, Interesting

    those annoying documents called the Constitution and the Bill of Rights?

    It's been a long time for this Baby-Boomer since I studied them in high school, but the phrases Innocent until proven guilty, unreasonable search and seizure, and due process of law seem to ring a bell.

    1. Re:What About...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Those things got thrown out the window when Asscruft became the AG of the US.

    2. Re:What About...? by ELCarlsson · · Score: 1

      Yeah but Hatch wants to give this power to copyright holders(i.e. corporations)who won't necessarily have to worry about pesky things like search warrants and such.

    3. Re:What About...? by Jaysyn · · Score: 1

      This is why we need legislation to stop out legislators from making bad laws, 3 strikes & your out. No excuses. If you can't tell what a bad law is you don't need to be there in the first place.

      Jaysyn

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  84. Re:And I'd Like Some Way to Destroy Senator Hatch. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    just get a .50 bullet, should do the trick...

  85. Lets keep by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the discussion about the benefits of communism in a serious light please. Capitalists look for comments like that and twist them into serious accusations.

    Thank you.

  86. mwahaahahahahahahah by appleLaserWriter · · Score: 1, Funny


    1) obtain copyright for something
    2) secretly encourage distribution of the stuff you hold copyright to
    3) threaten burnination upon infringers
    4) rake in the dough!

    Mod parent -1: Senator Hatch is a Troll.

  87. Even the RIAA doesn't want to touch this one... by TheFrood · · Score: 1
    From the article:

    A spokesman for the Recording Industry Association of America, Jonathan Lamy, said Hatch was "apparently making a metaphorical point that if peer-to-peer networks don't take reasonable steps to prevent massive copyright infringement on the systems they create, Congress may be forced to consider stronger measures." The RIAA represents the major music labels.


    So even the RIAA wants to make it clear that they don't actually endorse "destroying" people's computers. Hatch seems to be out on this limb by himself.

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    1. Re:Even the RIAA doesn't want to touch this one... by ShavenYak · · Score: 1

      So even the RIAA wants to make it clear that they don't actually endorse "destroying" people's computers. Hatch seems to be out on this limb by himself.

      No, they want you to THINK they don't endorse it, so it's Hatch's ass that gets sacked over the ensuing debacle.

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  88. New Plan: by Wingnut64 · · Score: 1

    1) Create record company
    2) Email RIAA illegal backstreet boys songs
    3) ???
    4) Evil

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  89. I think it's about time... by WIAKywbfatw · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...that someone batoned down this loose Hatch.

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    1. Re:I think it's about time... by senor_burt · · Score: 1

      Or rather... Down The Hatch!

    2. Re:I think it's about time... by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

      It's actually "batten down the hatch", but if you want to use a baton, wayhey, go wild and give him one for me too!

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    3. Re:I think it's about time... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      hey fucktard, next time you want to correct someone's spelling, makes sure you know wtf you are talking about. He left out a 't'. So friggin what. From the skippers' dictionary:

      Batton Down: Secure hatches and loose objects both within the hull and on deck.

    4. Re:I think it's about time... by Moofie · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hey, the poster actually got "loose" right. Cut them some slack on the nautical terminology. : )

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    5. Re:I think it's about time... by Grizzlysmit · · Score: 1
      Sen. Patrick Leahy, the committee's senior Democrat, later said the problem is serious but called Hatch's idea too drastic a remedy to be considered.

      TOO DRASTIC, how about just cutting out the bull and saying, Senitor Hatch Your a totally fuck witted psycho, Talk about shit for brains.

      Hmmm is there a law some where against politicians having brains, they all seam to be either total loonies, or total moron's or both, this guy is clearly both, in order to stop people, committing one crime he want's to make it legal to commit a far more serious crime.

      Please some one apply the clue stick to this psycho

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    6. Re:I think it's about time... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you checked further rather than a tourism site, you'd see that either spelling is used.

    7. Re:I think it's about time... by Lectrik · · Score: 1
      Hmmm is there a law some where against politicians having brains, they all seam to be either total loonies, or total moron's or both, this guy is clearly both, in order to stop people, committing one crime he want's to make it legal to commit a far more serious crime.


      Egad (a base tone denotes a bad age),
      That's soo close to an idea that might work (or at least doesn't sound like congress needs to share whatever it is they are smoking). Now just sit down and think this thru with me.
      To get soo many people to stop committing a crime, instead of making the much larger crime legal, wouldn't it be the lesser of the two weevils to make the relatively smaller crime legal? Just think instead of having to go around and blow up everyone's computer (oops, sorry we accidentally mistaked FreeBSD for the new Cowboy Neil album) to get everyone (and by everyone I mean the ones who aren't a friend/aquantence of someone who would perform the preventative fix just to tick off the *AA) to stop people from having any form of music on a computer visible to the internet,regardless of whether or not the music is legal. Instead we have the RIAA wrapped strategically in duct tape and thrown in the closet with some redneck trees.

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  90. uh-oh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hope he has some REAL good bodygaurds after this...

  91. Illegal traders want to destroy Sen Hatch's PC by CoyoteGuy · · Score: 1

    This just in... Illegal filetraders would like to wield the power to destroy Senator Hatch's PC if he makes one more incredibly retarded comment on copyright infringement, or DRM law. Only illegal filetraders would have the power to do so, as it would be illegal for a law abiding citizen to do so.

    This retarded story and much more at 6.

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  92. Oh NOOOO! Don't Download Orrifice Hatchet's Music by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What's up with the mormons? First we had the Caldera-SCO mormons attacking IBM, and now Orrifice wants to remotely destroy computers.

    Time for me to join Heaven's Gate, at least I'll be the one cutting off my own balls rather than having my computer destroyed when my one of my girlfriend's 'friends' installs KazAA to download the latest Justin Timberlake tune!

  93. Thank you. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well Said.

  94. Lunacy by Yossarian45793 · · Score: 1


    Given that such a proposal is pure lunacy, isn't is possible that Senator Hatch is just trying to draw attention to the fact that the content industry is off its rocker? The only way to get the public mobilized against the copyright cartel is to push so far that even Joe six-pak is pissed off about it. When computers start bursting info flames in retaliation for a victimless crime like copyright infingement, then you'll see some real changes in the Congress.

  95. Hatch's Kids by Col.+Panic · · Score: 3, Interesting

    From:

    Senator Hatch married the former Elaine Hansen of Newton, Utah. They are the proud parents of six children and have twenty grandchildren.

    I wonder how many of his kids' and grandkids' PC's would be wrecked?

    1. Re:Hatch's Kids by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One of his kids is SCO's chief lawyer.Apparently, SCO's contract with IBM gives it exclusive rights to all intellectual property that anyone will ever create, so they should be okay.

  96. Is this terrorism? by RandySC · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Wouldn't a public incitement to damage private property be considered terrorism under the PATRIOT act? At a minimum it is irresponsible.

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    1. Re:Is this terrorism? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, actually, this is the kind of vigilante behavior encouraged under fascist regimes...

  97. What if someone sent you something? by maliabu · · Score: 1

    what if someone you don't like goes to buy a music CD legally and sends you the file, which will be illegal on your computer?

  98. It's not legal for anyone... by brsmith4 · · Score: 1

    to damage someone's computer right now. Under the anti-hacking laws, no one has the right to wilfully damage a computer system that does not belong to them. Sen. Hatch talked about changing the laws to make exemptions for copyright holders in this article.

    What a bunch of bullshit.

  99. Re:Just /dev/null by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thank you for the smart reaction. Hatch's comments represent classic sandbagging, and the things to be truly afraid of are the ones that they try to slip by while everyone's getting hysterical over nonsense.

  100. why not just outlaw P2P!!!!! by the_2nd_coming · · Score: 1

    christ....if it was that bad then just outlaw public P2P software like Kazza and stuff....those who know how to use usenet can go back to that and those that use AIM will not be breaking the law an more than letting a friend borrow a cd......

    then this all goes away!!!!

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    1. Re:why not just outlaw P2P!!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you stupid?? No, serisously! Where have you BEEN? Lets see here... they sued (and shut down) napster, audio galaxy, about a million other off-shoots... I don't know what the lateset is with Kazaa but last I knew, there was this little problem about the company that runs it not having any physical presence in the United States or any countries with extradition treatis for that matter.

      Sure, it can be outlawed in the US but the program is still out there and perfectly legal in he rest of the world...

  101. Campaign contributors by sleepingsquirrel · · Score: 5, Informative
    Orrin's top contributors.

    1. HealthSouth Corp $38,255
    2. Pfizer Inc $34,000
    3. Qwest Communications $29,000
    4. Metabolife $27,250
    5. AT&T $25,499
    6. Torchmark Corp $25,000
    7. AOL Time Warner $24,000
    8. GlaxoSmithKline $21,000
    9. Novell Inc $20,500
    10. SmithKline Beecham $20,499
    11. Oracle Corp $19,750
    12. Global Crossing $19,500
    13. Verizon Communications $19,500
    14. Pharmaceutical Rsrch & Mfrs of America $18,775
    15. Viacom Inc $18,750
    16. Schering-Plough Corp $18,000
    17. Bear Stearns $17,750
    18. SBC Communications $17,500
    19. Merck & Co $17,440
    20. Rexall Sundown Inc $17,000
    21. Walt Disney Co $17,000
    1. Re:Campaign contributors by cait56 · · Score: 1

      Oh please, Implying that a nut like Orrin Hatch can be bought is just pathetic.

    2. Re:Campaign contributors by cpeterso · · Score: 2, Interesting


      Politics is a great investment. You can buy influence so much for such little money. Are these politicians really whoring themselves for a mere $10,000 or $20,000 a pop? They could ask so much more, but I guess there is a lot of competition in Congress for these dollars which might keep the price down.

    3. Re:Campaign contributors by stinky+wizzleteats · · Score: 5, Informative

      1. HealthSouth Corp $38,255

      As in this Healthsouth?

      I guess piracy, although applicable to a 13 year old kid who downloads a Metallica song, is not applicable to the likes of Ken Lay and Richard Scrushy. I would suggest that if the Senator is truly concerned about fighting crime, he start by returning the money bilked from Healthsouth investors.

    4. Re:Campaign contributors by starlabs · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Ah, but don't forget, from the AP article it mentions that Senator Hatch earned $18,000 last year alone for music royalties! So he's coming from a different perspective than us music consumers, because he's a music composer too (or was).

    5. Re:Campaign contributors by TopShelf · · Score: 1

      Why can't he be bought, just like the other nuts & screwballs on Capitol Hill???

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    6. Re:Campaign contributors by smokin_juan · · Score: 1

      10-20,000? the contribution information comes from opensecrets.org - not all secrets are so open.

    7. Re:Campaign contributors by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 1

      It looks like a list of mostly IP owners (of varying kinds) and telecom. The number of health organizations is troubling too.

    8. Re:Campaign contributors by Mac+Degger · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I've always wondered why it is legal for a company to contribute towards a campaign. What else can it be construed as except a bribe for better business conditions?

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    9. Re:Campaign contributors by TheNetAvenger · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Anyone notice Microsoft isn't on the list...

      Even they aren't that stupid.

    10. Re:Campaign contributors by lexbaby · · Score: 1

      Pfizer Inc $34,000

      Is this why Mormons have so many kids.

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    11. Re:Campaign contributors by superyooser · · Score: 1

      What's your point? What do pharmaceutical and telecom companies care about file trading? All political campaigns get money from companies. Is there something peculiar about this list?

    12. Re:Campaign contributors by superyooser · · Score: 1

      They believe in polygamy.

    13. Re:Campaign contributors by moncyb · · Score: 1

      Look at numbers 7, 15, 21

    14. Re:Campaign contributors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ummm...no they don't. They try it, they're instantly excommunicated

    15. Re:Campaign contributors by profplump · · Score: 3, Interesting
      I've always wondered why it is legal for a company to contribute towards a campaign. What else can it be construed as except a bribe for better business conditions?

      I assume then that you propose outlawing private contributions as well. Otherwise you'd just be shifting the financing from the company to it's owners, who are real people, and who are making such contributions for their personal benefit, be it through the company or otherwise.

      Then there's the question of why individuals should be allowed to buy politcal influence if companies are not. Or who would fund politics if it weren't for individual or corporate contributions. I'm all for a low-budget election, but low-budget to the point of people not knowing the candidates doesn't help anyone.

      In short, you've got a great idealistic statement. Wonderful. Come back when you've got a suggestion for improvement, rather than just a complaint.

    16. Re:Campaign contributors by superyooser · · Score: 1

      The modern LDS Church prohibits polygamy, but most fundamentalist Mormons do practice it. It has been a staple of Mormonism since the religion's founding in 1830 by Joseph Smith, who is said to have had 27 wives. It seems that the LDS Church has less say about the behavior of Mormons (the Church has decided it hates that term) than the Vatican does about that of Roman Catholics, and we know how strictly obedient American Catholics are to the Pope. ;-)

    17. Re:Campaign contributors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh well. It's not like the public are generally well-informed about their prospective candidates anyway.

    18. Re:Campaign contributors by Logos · · Score: 1

      Come back when you've got a suggestion for improvement, rather than just a complaint.

      As in complaints like yours? All you said was the idea is impossible. Why is it impossible? Just off the top of my head, here are four ideas:

      1) If the field was level, if the investment capped, then each candidate would do his advertising and be done with it.

      2) Let the gov't advertise. A simple website with all the information about every candidate, and then standard ads in all other media paid for by the gov't to encourage voters to go check it out.

      3) With today's communication capabilities, why have one or two candidates at a national level? Instead allow candidates to run from anywhere, compete at the most local level (e.g. a single voting district), and then progressively play them off like a tournament.

      4) Hide the candidates names and force them to campaign on issues.(it isn't names we are interested in, but positions and ideas, right?, oh no we care a lot more about someone's private past then we do about what they are likely to do publicly in the future )

      There are a million ways to improve our election process. Its people like you who shout down every one who suggests a change (impossible! impossible!) that give people like Hatch the power they have.

      And don't give me that voters wouldn't never do it crap, that disinterest is the same force that is at work in most of our schools -- its because most people aren't stupid -- they don't engage in activities that won't have any meaningful impact on their lives. If we change the rules, so that it will, people would engage.

      As long as we have people like you to protect the status-quo though, the current robber barons, and corrupt, self-serving professional politications have nothing to worry about.

      The most powerful weapon they (they being those who prefer any status-quo) have are the pessimists out there (like you) who label any improvement or change as idealist (and imply its therefore impossible). Maybe what the world needs is more idealists and fewer cynical pessimists then the inertia would swing toward improvement for a while.

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    19. Re:Campaign contributors by Mac+Degger · · Score: 1

      The thing about private contributions is that they can come from people who stand behind the idealogical viewpoints of the candidate. A business however, by it's very reason for being, is out for profit.

      What I would recomend is outlawing business contributions and making private contributions anonymous. Problem solved. Hell, even you could have thought of that.

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    20. Re:Campaign contributors by profplump · · Score: 1

      I didn't say the process couldn't be improved. I said that companies contributing to candidates isn't the problem, and I think it's pretty hard to disagree with that. I am also pessimistic about some of your suggestions, but I hardly think objections like "this change won't be effective without a reduction in our civil liberties" are invalidated by my pessimism. Frankly I hope everyone has a pessimistic view of such ideas.

      I for one think that a contribution cap is a great idea, but it doesn't provide the solution you think it does. It just brings down the price of candidates. People can still give money, people of similar interest (i.e. owners of a company) can still band together to give significant amounts. Most importantly, the same people that couldn't afford candidates before, still can't now.

      The concept of having the government pay for advertising is similarly falwed, because it wouldn't be effective without a ban on political advertising, which has serious constitutional issues. Take a look at today's political ads -- how many are actually paid for by candidates? You'd be right to think that you could fix this with an amendment, but I for on am not big on being banned from public political speach.

      We all know the two-party system is a bunch of crap, and I might actually have to give you the runnoff vote as a solution. It's something that could be changed before I die, since it's a state-level thing. Moreover, it could give people with multi-million dollar ad budgets a chance. I'm all about that plan...

      But you followed it with suggestion 4 -- not showing candidate's names -- which makes its hard to believe that you were making serious suggestions. Issues are all fine and dandy, but you're forgeting thing like say, moral character, which *is* an important thing to pessimists like me. There's also the problem that all candidates could run on with the same viewpoints on all issues -- the ones that polls say will get them votes -- much like they do now. It's not like there's some way to hold them to their pre-election platform. (We also don't want to hold them to their pre-election platform, because if we do we're voting for a referendum, not a leader)

    21. Re:Campaign contributors by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 1

      I've always wondered why it is legal for a company to contribute towards a campaign. What else can it be construed as except a bribe for better business conditions?

      A donation on behalf of the men and women that work for the company? Their personal welfare is somewhat related to the corporation's welfare: no company, no job.

    22. Re:Campaign contributors by Zirnike · · Score: 1
      2 reasons.

      1) Money is considered a form of speech. This has been done by the Supreme Court... and think about things like 'Put your money where your mouth is'. Or if you want to publish pamphlets, you need to pay for the printing. This isn't so much of a problem, but when combined with

      2) Corporations are granted the same rights as people

      You start to get some real serious problems. Corps should have no freedom of speech, etc. etc. They aren't people, they're a legal construction. That would help out the problem A LOT, don't you think?

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    23. Re:Campaign contributors by Mr.+McGibby · · Score: 1

      Fundamentalist Mormons? Do you realize that the only people to use that term are those outside of all the groups claiming origins with Joseph Smith? To imply that somehow members of the "modern" LDS church are polygamous since some *extreme minority* who claim to understand God's will better than the official leaders continue to practice it is ignorant at best.

      Joseph Smith, who is said to have had 27 wives

      While officially true, it is generally accepted that few to none of these extra marriages were actually consumated. Especially since most of them were made after Joseph Smith's death. Joseph Smith is known to not have really liked the idea of polygamy and did not tell the church that he had received the order from God for years. Even then, his wife disliked the idea so much that it made it difficult for him to practice it.

      Don't take the above as an apology for polygamy. As a Mormon myself, I believe that God commanded the church to practice polygamy and that perhaps someday, that practice will be reimplemented. I don't think it is morally wrong. I always find it interesting that while many people want gay marriage to be made legal, they are unwilling to consider polygamy.

      Now, many polygamists are prone to the practice of marrying young girls. This is NOT moral. This is child abuse. But just because a few are misusing the practice, doesn't make the practice wrong.

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    24. Re:Campaign contributors by profplump · · Score: 1

      If a company's only goal is profit, how can you say the same isn't true of people? Both viewpoints are obviously flawed -- companies and individuals are both motivated by personal gain, but this in itself is not destructive. In short, profit != bad.

      Doing good for the people around you often results in personal gain, whether you're a business or an individual. Speaking as a business owner, I can tell you that it's significantly easier to make money when you customers feel that you're trying to improve the community. It's just common sense.

      And by the same token, business that are interested in screwing others to make money are owned by people of a similar nature. You would again be simply shifting the source of the contribution from the business entity to its owners.

      Finally, making contributions anonymous isn't a bad plan on the surface, but I'm not sure you could make it effective. Candidate Bob gets $400,000 from Mr. Anonymous. Next week, someone with a returned $400,000 check walks in for his apointment with Candidate Bob. In short, you can't enforce anonymity without abridging my rights.

    25. Re:Campaign contributors by Akoma+The+Immortal · · Score: 1

      So for a "merely" small contribution, $466K, You can buy a Senator..

      BG, What are you wainting for? Buy all damned House Of congress, will you?

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    26. Re:Campaign contributors by ShavenYak · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Not only the investors... the HealthSouth employees are all getting royally shafted, as well as construction workers who were building the new HealthSouth uber-hospital here in B'ham. Oh, they are still putting the glass up in the building, because Scrushy's brother-in-law was the contractor doing that. Everyone else involved in the construction is just SOL.

      And the biggest worry in Scrushy's mind right now is whether he will be able to keep his yachts, mansions, helicopters, and jets. His ass needs to be in a prison, being anally raped by Martha Stewart with a strap-on.

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    27. Re:Campaign contributors by stinky+wizzleteats · · Score: 1

      Shaven Yak? here? In Birmingham (which is here to me as well)? Coincidence? I think not.

    28. Re:Campaign contributors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is illegal for companies to contribute towards a campaign. Corporation XYZ cannot take a briefcase with $10,000 in cash and hand it to somebody running for office. What they can do is run a Political Action Commitee and solicit donations from their management. If anybody can see what the difference is that makes one ethical and the other not, please let me know.

    29. Re:Campaign contributors by ShavenYak · · Score: 1

      Hey, it's my old pal Stinky Wizzleteats! Thanks for teaching my grandmother to suck eggs!

      As a matter of fact, I work less than a mile from the construction site of the new Death Star - I mean the new HealthSouth facility.

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    30. Re:Campaign contributors by kavau · · Score: 1
      I've always wondered why it is legal for a company to contribute towards a campaign. What else can it be construed as except a bribe for better business conditions?

      That's exactly the reason why the United States are known in other parts of the world as "the only country where corruption is legal!"

    31. Re:Campaign contributors by superyooser · · Score: 1
      I really did not mean to offend. I do not use the word "fundamentalist" in a pejorative sense, because I consider myself a fundamentalist, although of a different type. (I'm Southern Baptist.) I used to get offended at the term, but then I had to reckon with the reality that I was in fact a fundamentalist. If other people use it as an insult, so be it. There's nothing wrong with having fundamentals per se, especially the ones in which I believe.

      I used the term "fundamentalist Mormon" because I saw it on a pro-polygamy Mormon site -- a site that was criticizing the LDS Church for its anti-polygamy stance. I don't know if that group claimed ties to Joseph Smith. I welcome your corrections concerning your beliefs.

  102. Before you freak out (oops, too late)... by no_opinion · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Let me start by saying no sane person agrees with damaging someoneâ(TM)s computer over copyright violations, including the music majors. Iâ(TM)m just trying to explain why Hatch said what he said:

    It's well known in certain circles that Hatch is trying to pressure the IT companies into helping to solve the p2p piracy problem. I suspect he doesn't REALLY believe in damaging people's computers, he's just saying that to try and pressure the IT companies into getting something done. He is a song writer himself and is particularly interested in copyright issues but is frustrated with the lack of progress, thus his over zealous comments. He is a politician, after all, so statements like this are just part of his game. There is no way it will ever be legal to trash someoneâ(TM)s computer for a copyright violation since this would be like making it legal to trash someoneâ(TM)s house if they steal cable TV (not gonna happen).

    1. Re:Before you freak out (oops, too late)... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wonder if it is a crime to openly advocate damaging someone else's property (sort like inciting a riot)? Or to advocate people become Vigilantes?

      If so, Hatch could be locked up. Oh wait ... he is a Senator. They can get away with lots of things, sorta like having diplomatic immunity.

    2. Re:Before you freak out (oops, too late)... by nhavar · · Score: 1

      Actually both the Recording Industry and the Movie industry HAVE talked about getting the hardware manufacturers "inline" so that when "pirated" copyrighted material was played on hardware the hardware would self disable or could be sent a signal to disable PERMANENTLY. This isn't something Hatch just pulled out of his ass to scare people with. They (RIAA/MPAA) wanted to chip every fucking machine that carried a digital signal in order to prevent copyright. The government (with a little nudging from the Hardware sector) said no let's go a different route. Of course you still have jackasses like Hatch who think it's a good idea and would be willing to let his big corporate buddies have access to the kill switch - because, of course, they're so trust worthy.

      --
      "Do not be swept up in the momentum of mediocrity." - anon
    3. Re:Before you freak out (oops, too late)... by ljavelin · · Score: 1

      I agree... no sane person agrees with damaging someoneâ(TM)s computer over copyright violations.

      Additionally, it was clear that Senator Hatch does believe in damaging people's computers if they're guilty of copyright violation.

      In the worst case, computer manufacturers would be HAPPY if some PCs were shot dead! Just think - more sales!

    4. Re:Before you freak out (oops, too late)... by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      I dunno dude, what kind of a song writer is he? Would anyone really care to KaZaa his stuff?

      Doubt it.

      Here is the type of songs this guy would come up with:

      -There is no electricy there is no life in Utah,
      -But if you're listenning to me you must have a computa

      -Utah... Computa.... Utah....Computa

      -This song is not too long, it talks of senator from Utah,
      -He wrote this song that said that he would like to kill computa

      -Utah... Computa.... Utah....Computa

      -The P2P networks are sharing songs and even song by senator from Utah,
      -And now they all must die and I would like to kill all the Computa

      -Utah... Computa.... Utah....Computa
      -Utah... Computa.... Utah....Computa ....

    5. Re:Before you freak out (oops, too late)... by frank_adrian314159 · · Score: 1
      no sane person agrees with damaging someoneâ(TM)s computer over copyright violations.

      So does this mean Senator Hatch is insane? Or is he just lying when he says it's a good thing? Either way, sucks to be him...

      --
      That is all.
    6. Re:Before you freak out (oops, too late)... by An'Desha+Danin · · Score: 1
      The problem with this strategy (if that's what it is) is that the vast majority of people who hear these statements are aware of or don't understand "his game." The inevitable result of this is that regardless of whether IT companies actually make any progress in solving the piracy problem, he's going to lose an obscene number of votes for threatening the people's right to private property and due process. Even he would have to be aware that a stunt like this could cost him an election.

      No, I think this is pent-up rage leeking out of a crotchity old man, mumbling about the "good old days" where there's wasn't any such thing as this newfangled interweb, and when you wanted to pirate your friend's record you had to cut a sheet of blank vinyl and cut the grooves in with a toothpick. I somehow doubt he even has the backing of the media conglomerates that were previously noted to contribute to his campaign, as this would be something we call "bad PR."

      --
      Anything you might ever need to say about anything has already been said better by Penny Arcade.
    7. Re:Before you freak out (oops, too late)... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Hatch is trying to pressure the IT companies"

      well sure, and indeed i'm now under pressure.
      that he really thinks possible what he is saying
      or not is of no importance. he said it, and that was
      far enough to raise my angerlevel(tm).

    8. Re:Before you freak out (oops, too late)... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ok, Now please explain to me why these idiots called senators think that Copyright violation and minor computer crime is worse than, and requires punishments that are worse than mass murder and rape? Sorry but senators like this one are out of control and desperately need to be removed and BARRED from any legal or government influence. Term limits were a stop-gap. but the election process and the entire system needs to be revamped majorly.

      #1 make it illegal to accept any contributions to your election campain unless they are 100% anonomous donations.

      #2 Any hint of collusion with a company or corperation will instantly get you ejected from the govt office you hold and you are replaced with the guy that was the runner up.

      #3 any govt official is now 100% liable for any and all of their actions. If they make promises they never intended to keep, the people can sue his butt...

      I also would like to add, no lawyers are allowed to ever become judges or govt officials.. as there's nothing worse than a lawyer in this world...

  103. Re:Dear Slashdot Readers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    MOD PARENT down, please /.

  104. I'll be voting against Hatch in the next election by Matt+Ownby · · Score: 1

    As a Utah citizen, I have been pretty apathetic as far as local voting has been concerned. But I am about to shake off that apathy and do what I can do get Hatch out of office, not to mention our lousy mayor as well. Both have displeased me in multiple ways and I am tired of seeing Hatch's name appear on Slashdot in conjunction with stories that promote radical, absurd, and potentially dangerous measures to help big business while at the same time trampling over individual rights. Hey, I have no problem helping big business, but I am much more interested in seeing spammers prosecuted (protecting individuals) than pirates prosecuted (protecting big business).

  105. heh.. Just like Australia.. by marcushnk · · Score: 1

    You guys have the same problems we have with our polli's

    They don't think about what they're saying before they say it..
    His point of view is obviously uninformed in the extreme, and seems to have forgotten the fact that in this world, anything that can be made, can be unmade.

    dumb ass :-P

    --
    "Consider how lucky you are that life has been good to you so far. Alternatively, if life hasn't been good to you so far
  106. my message to senator hatch: by stinky+wizzleteats · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I have been increasingly concerned about the contingent of Hollywood Democrats who have sought to cripple, extort, and otherwise destroy the progress of technology in the name of defending copyright holders from distribution of their works online. I've found especially disturbing the idea that is is valid for the government to hold due process hostage in order to force the technology community to solve the content industry's distribution problems by developing and implementing technical means to protect their work - by threatening to allow private organizations to maliciously attack computer systems alleged to be used to distribute protected works without the legal benefits accorded under criminal and civil law. This is an especially outrageous abandonment of the principles on which our government is supposed to stand.

    I thought I could look to the Republican party to serve as a balance against this senseless legislative paranoia with regard to technology, but it seems that this is not the case. Although I am not a resident in your state, your words on this issue have caused me to reconsider ever supporting anyone from your party for elected office.

    send your comments to: senator@hatch.senate.gov

    1. Re:my message to senator hatch: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Gak! The e-mail address is wrong. He uses a web form at this address.

  107. Republic of Desire (Gibson) by Sebastopol · · Score: 1

    Aww, man. I really wish organzations like the "Republic of Desire" existed at a time like this!

    --
    https://www.accountkiller.com/removal-requested
  108. I'd vote in support of this... by miu · · Score: 1
    ...the day congress approves the death penalty for extreme cases of political and corporate corruption.

    Give violaters two warning and then take em out. I think this is the only way to teach some people about representative government.

    --

    [Set Cain on fire and steal his lute.]
  109. A better law would be... by wfrp01 · · Score: 1

    A better law would be to make it illegal for legislators to make laws that are illegal. Oh wait..

    Now where did I put my drink? Oh, in my hand..

    --

    --Lawrence Lessig for Congress!
  110. Not as bad as it sounds by CausticWindow · · Score: 1, Troll

    Please read the article before you spout your negative comments.

    Of course nobody are talking about literaly blowing up your computer. As the article clearly states, it would be a temporary lock out, that could easily be lifted.

    This is not so much different from for example revoking your drivers license if you are caught speeding. I know most Slashdoters are more attached to their computers than to their cars, but you still take it for granted that the government can revoke this right if you break their rules.

    Of course, I see this is not an ideal solution. In the long run there must come a shift of paradigms in technology which can establish a digital media market, secure for both the content provider and the buyer. Laws like this are for dealing with acute problems, not long term solutions. In the long term, the market should sort itself out.

    --
    How small a thought it takes to fill a whole life
    1. Re:Not as bad as it sounds by Sanction · · Score: 1

      You must have a really interesting definition of "clearly." The article states in brief:

      "No one is interested in destroying anyone's computer," replied Randy Saaf of MediaDefender Inc.

      "I'm interested," Hatch interrupted. He said damaging someone's computer "may be the only way you can teach somebody about copyrights."

      "If we can find some way to do this without destroying their machines, we'd be interested in hearing about that," Hatch said. "If that's the only way, then I'm all for destroying their machines.

      And, to address your conclusion, the "free market" is already sorting it out, the same way it always has. Wonder what they paid for the lease on Mr. Hatch...

      --
      Well I'm the doctor and I say you're dead, so shut up and take it like a man!
  111. Yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I lived for 6 years in Cuba before my parents "moved" us to Canada when I was 11 (I was born in Florida). I plan to move back in a few years after I finish up school, and then I might move to China. I picked up a book on learning Mandarin yesterday. ;)

    1. Re:Yes by MerryGoByeBye · · Score: 1

      hen hao, ke shi...

      You've never actually lived as an adult in a Communist country, am I correct?

  112. Well then, lets do this! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This text. This text you are now reading. Is copyright *me*.

    Terms:
    Reading this on a Windows or GNU/Linux box subjects you to a $5000 IP fee.

    So, does Hatch's bill allow me to destroy Windows and GNU/Linux boxes that have not paid my fee, thus allowing SCO to be the machines that won't need to pay the $5000 fee.

    Ohhh! The fun!

  113. Re:Well considering the state has by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    he has a point though

  114. Would be kinda cool... by SparkyTWP · · Score: 1

    Would be kinda cool if this was implemented. It wouldn't very long before the whole thing was hacked and published on the web.

    And I imagine there would be a lot of people who wouldn't mind using it against the *AA and Hatch.

  115. Until one day when an intern at the RIAA.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    ....comes across a computer that has this new cool "destroy computers remotely over the Internet" app that he can't resist, burns a copy and takes home. Of course he tells his best buddy and gives him a copy. His buddy likes do brag to his IRC friends and shortly after 90% of the PC's hooked up to the internet are dead compliments of the RIAA.

    1. Re:Until one day when an intern at the RIAA.... by Indy1 · · Score: 1

      look at it this way, its a quick way to eliminate every non firewalled windows machine in existance, and that'll cut down on the aolers, spammers, etc.... : )

      --
      Lawyers, MBA's, RIAA? A jedi fears not these things!
  116. It's not technically possible, so why worry? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ... at least not when you're running a secure, open source operating system.
    Sure they'll be able to make a deal with Microsoft, and it'll all fit in their DRM vision.
    But there's absolutely _no_ way any open source OS will ever allow such a backdoor to be added with which this 'law' could be enforced.
    So the only effect, if this would ever come true, would be an increase in popularity of the free operating systems.
    Just look on the bright side of things ;)

  117. Harry potter is teh suxor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anonymous Coward thinks ur ghey!

  118. Thoughts on elections by dacarr · · Score: 1
    I still like Ross Perot's take on how to deal with elections: "Don't re-elect anybody".

    Maybe Utah natives ("Utahans"?) could take a hint at this breakthrough strategy(TM).

    --
    This sig no verb.
  119. Sigh... by manonthemoon · · Score: 1

    He is a nice guy, but he is either going senile, or he thinks everyone is pirating his sappy music.

    Yeah, I'm sure that the song: "The Answer's Not in Washington" is the #1 pirated piece of IP around...

    Doh!!!

  120. Impossible by Geeyzus · · Score: 1

    That technology simply does not exist. That guy is a moron. Well, back to KaZaA to continue downloading the latest Britney SpeNO CARRIER

    1. Re:Impossible by Squidgee · · Score: 1
      Err, yes it does.

      They can fuck royally with yer bios, or scramble up the data on you hdd. Or they could just do an rm -rf (format C:).

      Any of these would work.

  121. Cut the strings puppet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And think for yourself. You are nothing but a cog on a gear in the capitalist machine. Greased with your own blood, and yet you defend it. The brainwashing of the Americans must be better than it used to be.

  122. Legalized Terrorism by Sergeant+Beavis · · Score: 1

    Plain and simple, that is what Sen. Hatch has proposed. Share anything on the net and risk having your HDD implode into the abyss. The President and indeed many members of Congress have stated that Hacking (as they misname it) is Terrorism. So essentially the "Honorable" Senator endorses Terrorism.

    --
    There is nothing inherently safe about liberty. That's why so many people died protecting it.
  123. This is a disgrace to Republicans by AvantLegion · · Score: 1
    As a Republican, this sort of thing from someone in "my" party is disgraceful. The party needs to distance itself from crap like this. Government intervention in industry should be limited to safety and creating an environment conductive to competitive business. It does NOT have to achieve the latter by fscking the consumer.

    1. Re:This is a disgrace to Republicans by grung0r · · Score: 1
      Government intervention in industry should be limited to safety and creating an environment conductive to competitive business

      Of course, when it comes to human beings, the gloves are off! Goverment intervention everywhere!! Gays? well, the goverment clearly has to intervine there. I mean, they're the same sex!!! We can't have people doing things that that. That's horrible. We should probably 'intervine' by throwing them in guantanamo bay without access to council or due process. That's the kinda intervention they need. Same with them muslims. and war protesters. and democrats. and file-traders. and definitly anyone that dosen't agree with our Glorious Leader. But getting back to Industry, I once again agree 100% . Industry dosen't need 'Goverment intervention'. They just need an environment conductive to competitive business. After all, I know that my life's goal is to insure that giant multi-conglerates have just such an enviroment. That's what life's all about.

  124. Not for any length of time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I spent the summer with cousins in Havana last year (turning 17 was great), but no technically I've never "lived" in one as an adult.

    1. Re:Not for any length of time by MerryGoByeBye · · Score: 1

      OK, just wanted to confirm that.

      If you're still around and still interested in five or ten years and still posting on slashdot, let me know how it went for you. For the record, I'd bet the farm you wouldn't last one year in China.

    2. Re:Not for any length of time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      China is not communist.
      "The dictatorship of the proleteriat"?
      Hardly, more like
      "The dictatorship of the geriatric elite"

  125. So what happens when by mcc · · Score: 1

    ...Orrin Hatch gets his way, and this legislation is passed, and this technology is implemented (though i've no idea how they'd expect it to work..) ...and someone who happens to be a copyright owner, maybe someone like Ani Difranco, i don't know, who just happens to hate Orrin Hatch, proceeds to remotely destroy Orrin Hatch's personal computer and those used by his election campaign?

    Orrin Hatch says, what is this? Ani or whoever claims that those computers were downloading mp3s of her music illegally over KaZaa, which at this point can be neither proven nor disproven because the computers are broken. Orrin says I wasn't stealing any music, Ani says hmm, it might have been your grandchildren and/or interns, you really should be a better parent/boss...

    Ohh, the howling that would commence. But, of course, this is just what happens when you implement methods of law that don't have due process attached to them. It scares me that anyone could become a senator without realizing that...

  126. Confused by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Under what circumstances is it valid to spank your monkey?

  127. The "Logan's Run" Effect by felonious · · Score: 1

    After reading Orrin's (sp?) remarks I was hit with a great idea. Remember the movie Logan's Run? The premise was that when you reached 30 your hand had a glowing red beacon signifying a new "fun time". You were tied to some futuristic merry-go-round in front of an adoring audience and then blasted right the fuck into oblivion. Maybe when you reach a certain age in politics the same thing should happen? I'd pay to see that...as long as steps were taken to fully protect the crowd from the flying feces of the deceased men of yester year. Got Poop?

    --
    You aren't free to do anything, until you've lost everything.
  128. Well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As the UberRepublican has demonstrated, it is valid to invad a country suspected of harboring weapons of mass destruction.

    So, clearly, it follows that burnination will ensue across the land.

  129. This is definitely nonobvious by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 5, Funny

    The senator acknowledged Congress would have to enact an exemption for copyright owners from liability for damaging computers. He endorsed technology that would twice warn a computer user about illegal online behavior, "then destroy their computer."

    United States Patent Application 732980759-32754321

    User interface for remotely enforcing copyright

    Abstract

    A user interface and corresponding application program interface (API) and hardware device providing a set of functions for remotely enforcing copyright legislation.

    Inventors: Hatch, Orrin (R-Utah), MillionthMonkey

    Serial No.: 053243653216
    Series Code: 10
    Filed: June 17, 2003

    Claims

    1. A software architecture for a distributed computing system comprising: a pissed off copyright holder, a hardware device capable of being remotely destroyed over a network; and an application program interface to present two dialog boxes to a user who is sharing files to present functions of the application to access and destroy his hardware.

    2. A software architecture as recited in claim 1, wherein the distributed computing system comprises client devices and peer-to-peer devices that handle requests from other peer-to-peer devices, the remote devices having been hardwired with explosives by the manufacturer.

    3. A software architecture as recited in claim 1, wherein the distributed computing system comprises client devices and peer-to-peer devices that handle requests from other peer-to-peer devices, the remote devices having been sharing files with other peer-to-peer devices as outlined in section 1.

    4. A software architecture as recited in claim 1, wherein the application program interface comprises: a first group of services related to discovery of file sharing activity, a second group of services related to displaying two dialog boxes to the user, and a third group of services related to remotely detonating a device as outlined in section 1.

    5. An application program interface as recited in claim 4, wherein the first group of services comprises: first functions that enable copyright holder to scour remote device for peer-to-peer activity relating to copyrighted content; a second group of services related to displaying two threatening messages to the user, and a third group of services related to reception of the kill signal and subsequent detonation.

    CONCLUSION

    Although the invention has been described in language specific to structural features and/or methodological acts, it is to be understood that the invention defined in the appended claims is not necessarily limited to the specific features or acts described. Rather, the specific features and acts are disclosed as exemplary forms of implementing the claimed invention.

    And I'm off to the patent office! Later, suckas!

  130. Spanking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Adults don't spank other adults.

    Clearly you and I run in different circles, Phroggy.

  131. There is a link to SCO by Nice2Cats · · Score: 1
    This isn't suprising, because insanity runs in families: This link to a CNEWS story points out that one of his sons is a lawyer for the SCO Jihad. What do you expect? Rational behaviour?

    I'd like it better with apples, by the way. First, have all apples sprayed with a deadly poison. You get the antidote when you buy the apple; if not, you die a very horrible and messy death.

  132. neonstz - Do NOT read this - you were warned. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Celine Dion "My Heart Will Go On"

    Every night in my dreams
    I see you, I feel you,
    That is how I know you go on

    Far across the distance
    And spaces between us
    You have come to show you go on

    Near, far, wherever you are,
    I believe that the heart does go on.
    Once more you open the door
    And you're here in my heart,
    And my heart will go on and on.

    Love can touch us one time
    and last for a lifetime,
    And never let go till we're gone.
    Love was when I loved you,
    one true time I hold to
    In my life we'll always go on.

    Near, far, wherever you are,
    I believe that the heart does go on.
    Once more you open the door
    And you're here in my heart,
    And my heart will go on and on.

    You're here, there's nothing I fear
    And I know that my heart will go on.
    We'll stay forever this way,
    You are safe in my heart,
    And my heart will go on and on

    1. Re:neonstz - Do NOT read this - you were warned. by Maserati · · Score: 1

      *BOOM*

      --
      Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force, 1992-1951
    2. Re:neonstz - Do NOT read this - you were warned. by MattCohn.com · · Score: 1

      *POP*

  133. Send a tip? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It does not need to even send a tip, all it needs to do is play the song!

    Then again knowing how good the RIAA is with math that tip might be worse, but most people would pay it rather then listen to Caline Dion.

  134. if the copyright owners can find you by the_2nd_coming · · Score: 3, Funny

    to destroy your computer, what is keeping them from just reporting you to the FBI. then the FBI can do a quick search on your ip (what service provider has it) then the service provider can tell the FBI who you are...I assume they log who gets what IP at what time for dial up and if they refresh your IP on cable/dsl then the same should go for that.

    "bam" the door gets kicked in, an M16 is at your head, and you get 5 years in federal prison with Bubba the big black prison fag as your cell mate who kindly tells you to "bend over biach!!!"

    that would keep people from pirating copyrighted music, movies and software.

    --



    I am the Alpha and the Omega-3
    1. Re:if the copyright owners can find you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Bubba the big black prison fag as your cell mate who kindly tells you to "bend over biach!!!"

      Well, if Bubba is a big black prison fag, I doubt he would call you a "biach". He would call you a muthafucka, Mother Fucker being one of the most prominent women in Black History.

    2. Re: if the copyright owners can find you by superyooser · · Score: 1

      What copyrights did little Elian violate?

    3. Re:if the copyright owners can find you by Frank+T.+Lofaro+Jr. · · Score: 1

      And after all that, the FBI would destroy or sell, or use for themselves your computer anyway...

      --
      Just because it CAN be done, doesn't mean it should!
  135. Change the Copyright Law by eniacx · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If we can find some way to do this without destroying their machines, we'd be interested in hearing about that

    Instead of destroying machines, address the problem: THE LAW.

    It is simple. Record labels are loosing out because they are not needed (as they were in the past) to acquire music. If a service is no longer in demand, no law should defend that service that is no longer in need. It is stinking up our free market.

    Richard Stallman has a great idea. In my media player, I should be able to quickly and easily donate money directly to the artist. How many of you would set aside a dollar or two to give to the artists whom you really enjoy? That would probably be more than the artists make on royalties now anyway. It also gets rid of the unneeded middleman.

    Just a thought...

    1. Re:Change the Copyright Law by babyrat · · Score: 1

      You talk about the free market.

      Why not create a media player where you could donate money to an artist.

      You don't even need this technology - you could send 'em a check, or paypal, or ebay payments.

      You don't even need to create a media player - there are some released under GPL - it would be totally legal for you to use it - even charge for it, just provide the source as per the GPL.

      Have artists release music under your plan. If it takes off then no-one will buy music from RIAA artists.

      That is free market.

      Which law needs to be changed for this to happen? Under current copyright law, could an artist not release his music under a 'send me money if you like it' license?

      Once it takes off, you could then arrange a deal with a recording studio and also provide a single address for people to send the money to. Then you could distribute the money - some to the artists, some to the studios in return for their prior services and of course keep some for yourself :)

      Should someone have a choice to be able to create music and not have people listen to it for free? Or to require people to pay BEFORE listening? Is there something wrong with that concept? If there was enough quality music that people chose not to pay under this scheme, then said artist would not make any money releasing music under this policy.

      Gotta love the free market in action!

    2. Re:Change the Copyright Law by eniacx · · Score: 1

      You are absolutely correct. Maybe the law doesn't need to be address (at least not for this specific idea).

      In order for the "free music, donate if you want" plan to succeed, laws like the one this Senator is proposing needs to get passed. It has to be so bad, as to where RIAA artists intrude into your techno personal space.

  136. interesting read by slamden · · Score: 2, Interesting

    a few years ago, there was an interesting roundtable discussion between sen. hatch, hilary rosen, director keven smith, and a few others regarding file sharing in general. at the time, i didn't much like senator hatch, but his views in the roundtable seemed remarkably enlightened for a congressman. i hope that this ap article is taken out of context, or i'll have to go back to disliking him again.

  137. I wonder... by kmeson · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... how much a C4 charge and detonator will add to the cost of each computer sold. Will they still have internet access on airplanes? Be careful what you download while flying!

    1. Re:I wonder... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, although its kinda cool to watch the plane being destroyed by your exploding laptop, falling for a few thousand feet gets boring really quick. And then there is getting out of that damn hole once you hit the ground. Neh, better have it explode in your living room. Redecorate, get on with your life. Much easier.

  138. Subcontracting Justice by retto · · Score: 2, Funny

    This basically amounts to sub-contracting work out from the Judicial system. As soon as you start subbing out work, it starts going to the lowest bidder. Eventually all court proceedings will be carried out over videoconferrencing with a guy in India.

  139. It would backfire by UltraSkuzzi · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Scary Stuff. However, I donâ(TM)t think Senator Hatch would be for it if the Govâ(TM)tâ(TM)s computers got destroyed by this âtechnologyâ(TM), because some secretary wanted to listen to Michael Bolton songs while she filed away petitions. Or even worse, someone could create a virus that would be used to destroy the computers of the systems sending the program.

    --

    ~UltraSkuzzi
    This comment is liscensed by SCO.
  140. And it will.. by Squidgee · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Most likely only work on Windows. While the majority of users will have problems, those of us on Macs or Linux, or FreeBSD, or any other varient will have no issues.

    In fact, may I suggest running VPC to download these things, and then just dragging the files out of the share folder? It's just that easy, and if they wail on yer comp, it was only a Virtual PC. No worries.

    For any with a technical bent, this is no problem at all.

  141. SCO would have just loved this by codepunk · · Score: 2, Funny

    IBM you are in breach of contract....Five minutes later every AIX machine in the world self destructs.

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    Got Code?
  142. Lawsuit! by TheSHAD0W · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Me: "Why did you hack into and destroy my PC???"

    RIAA: "You had some of our copyrighted material."

    Me: "I did not! Prove I had your stuff!"

    RIAA: "No, you're the one suing me. You prove it."

    Me: "I *CAN'T*! You destroyed my PC!"

    RIAA: "A-ha!"

    1. Re:Lawsuit! by headkase · · Score: 1

      In this scenario I wonder if they could be charged with destroying evidence?? =)

      --
      Shh.
    2. Re:Lawsuit! by nosferatu1001 · · Score: 1

      Or, in my case

      ME: You destroyed my computer. Under the COmputer MIsuse Act 1992 I will be awarded damages and your directors in the UK will face criminal charges, holding you liable for jail time and unlimited fines

      RIAA: Shit, perhaps we should realise that other countries existed before we did this.

      ME: can anyone say woohoo!

  143. Re:And I'd Like Some Way to Destroy Senator Hatch. by penguinlust · · Score: 1

    Get everybody in Utah to vote him out of office.

  144. Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just who is this Orin guy? Just another dumb american.. or?

  145. POLITICAL DEATH by $nyper · · Score: 2, Funny

    WOW!!!

    Those are the kind of stupid things someone supports right before they are very public dragged from their office beaten with a very large stick in the middle of the town square.

    --
    "Help me Obi-/.-Kenobi,your my only hope!" -$
  146. Re:Just /dev/null by sweetooth · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Don't be so sure. The last time this exact same thing came up there were specific provisions in the bill protecting the various media cartels in case of an accident. You had to prove that they screwed up and that the damages exceeded a certain dollar value. Therefor it would be nearly impossible for you to prove that they made a mistake. Of course it didn't pass that time, but you never know the second time around. Especially if people just ignore the issue.

  147. Two Orrin Hatch references on Slashdot in one day! by compass46 · · Score: 1

    First there was SCO Amends Suit, Clarifies "Violations", Triples Damages where the C|Net article mentions that his son is defending SCO. And now this...

    Who needs a beowulf cluster in Soviet Russia when you can have Orrin Hatch instead!

  148. House and Senate Websites by Snorpus · · Score: 2, Informative

    AFAIK, every House and Senate member can be reached thru the websites for their respective branches:

    www.house.gov

    www.senate.gov

  149. Write the Senator by blamanj · · Score: 3, Insightful

    You can contact the Senator here, though it might be useful to restrict comments to civil discourse about things like due process and vigilante-ism rather than just name-calling and ranting.

  150. The problem with this type of technology... by Gandalf_Greyhame · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Of course the biggest problem with this technology (if it were created, and introduced) would be the possibility of it falling into the wrong hands. What havoc would be created if it fell into the hands of a script-kiddie? Can you imagine the chaos and destruction they would cause?

    And once pandora's box is open...

    --
    I am not stubborn. I am right!
  151. Duh by lspd · · Score: 1

    Since you don't have to register with for a copyright any more aren't we all "copyright holders"? So if this logic prevails I have the right to destroy your computer because you read this comment and your browser made a local copy in the process? What comes after this? I get to chop off your hands?

  152. http://codexwriter.xadiumproductions.ath.cx/ by codexwriter · · Score: 5, Funny

    R. Orin Hatch of the Senate Judiciary Committee wants a system installed in computers that will warn copyright abusers (people who download mp3's) two times, and then destroy their computers.

    Quotes from Senator Hatch, "If that's the only way, then I'm all for destroying their machines. If you have a few hundred thousand of those, I think people would realize" ...

    "There's no excuse for anyone violating copyright laws," Hatch said.

    Now as you can imagine, there are a lot of people who are pretty upset with the idea. They are all yelling and screaming, but I am smiling.

    I for one applaud Mr. Hatch! These are exactly the kinds of laws I hope he can get passed.

    He has my staunch support!

    I also think cars should warn you twice before you drive faster than the speed limit and then just shut off... forever. This will cause there to be fewer cars on the road, less cars means less pollution and fewer traffic jams Phones used in movie theaters should warn you once, and then stop working, which will lead to lower numbers of brain cancers. J-walkers should get two warnings and then have their legs amputated (that will teach them) thus reducing the need for rubber (for shoes) and saving from exploitation South American rubber tree sap harvesters. In fact I think it would be a good idea to lace the worlds drug supplies with poison rather than spending so much money in the obviously unwinnable war on drugs! Then we can sit back relax, and let it resolve itself.

    Now as all it will take is one script kiddie to write a program that accesses the RIAA backdoor computer kill function and start wiping out all the american desktop pc's (zap, zap, zap) some of you may find Mr. Hatch's position to be poorly thought out. Nothing could be more untrue. We can hardly blame this potentiality on a lack of forethought with regards to Mr. Hatch, to not implement these features merely because they will be abused would be like limiting the availability of handguns just because they "might" be used by criminals- ridiculous!

    Of course Mr. Hatch will decry the hacking should it occur, and will probably find a way to use the words "domestic-terrorists" somehow, but everyone will know whose wonderful idea it was to make computers with a kill switch and they will all bless him! For you see though the outrage will ripple across America as hardware that cost several thousand dollars simply stops working, though Mr. Hatch will become the focal point of (even more) scorn, and people will be forced to buy new computers every couple of days.(... isn't that good for the economy after all? Why settle for the natural inclination of the home user to upgrade every few years, when we can do forced upgrades all the time!) though they will curse and revile his name they will all have eggs on their faces when it's Hatch's magical kill switches that save us all from OMNI-sentient-Cyberian 9000, the ultra-networked Uber-AI. Why the moment it starts passing data around its nodes on how to most efficiently wipe out humanity the kill switches will presume large file sharing activity means illegal copyright violations and a cascade of kill switch activations will spread node to node like a deadly computer cancer saving us all from destruction beneath the heel of our robot masters!

    -Codexwriter

    1. Re:http://codexwriter.xadiumproductions.ath.cx/ by MikeXpop · · Score: 1

      I also think cars should warn you twice before you drive faster than the speed limit and then just shut off... forever. This will cause there to be fewer cars on the road, less cars means less pollution and fewer traffic jams

      Okay, say a manufacurer makes a car that does that. BOOM. Bankruptcy. Okay, what if it becomes a law? BOOM. Prices of used cars skyrocket. Okay, so make it illegal for cars on the road not to do this. BOOM. No one does it.

      Basically, it's safer to let people go against the law than it is to force them to follow it.

      --
      Etiquette is etiquette. He kills his mother but he can't wear grey trousers.
    2. Re:http://codexwriter.xadiumproductions.ath.cx/ by Gojira+Shipi-Taro · · Score: 1

      Quotes from Senator Hatch, "If that's the only way, then I'm all for destroying their machines. If you have a few hundred thousand of those, I think people would realize" ...

      Hmm. A few hundred thousand people with property losses in the hundreds to thousands of dollars with no legal recourse, many of whom who in fact have violated no law, but have violated what the RIAA wishes. A few hundred thousand very angry people.

      I don't think the "honorable" (*spit*) senator has thought this through very thoroughly at all.

      Taking away legal recourse and redress to property damage is a very very bad idea if you plan to piss off a few hundred thousand people (which would include police, military, etc).

      nope. not very well thought through...

      --
      "Oh my God. This is terrible. This is the end of my Presidency. I'm fucked."; ~ Donald J. Trump
    3. Re:http://codexwriter.xadiumproductions.ath.cx/ by Lifthrasir · · Score: 1
      In fact I think it would be a good idea to lace the worlds drug supplies with poison rather than spending so much money in the obviously unwinnable war on drugs!
      Lace drugs (heroin, etc) with small quantities of heavy metals so that it slowly builds up in their system, then makes them drop dead. You want it to happen slowly or people will just quit. Just like with the blowing up of PC's, just log the IP's of filesharers and nuke them all at once - that'll teach 'em. if you do them one at a time, people will stop without being punished . . . and that's not we want . . .
      --
      No beer, no TV make Lifthrasir something something
    4. Re:http://codexwriter.xadiumproductions.ath.cx/ by stinky+wizzleteats · · Score: 1

      Wow. Your sarcasm was so aerodynamic that its passing completely evaded the attention of at least three respondents. Nice work.

    5. Re:http://codexwriter.xadiumproductions.ath.cx/ by codexwriter · · Score: 1

      Indeed. -Codexwriter

  153. How about this.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Next we'll have those cars that as soon as your car goes below the manufacturers MPG rating it blows up for polluting.... no more need for those emmissions tests! Man, can you imagine how rich those car companies will get? F-ing RIAA and everything like them including this a-ss...

    I'm leaving America.

    -Adam

  154. false assocation by DarkSkiesAhead · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "There's no excuse for anyone violating copyright laws," Hatch said.
    I really hate it when polititians use such blatantly flawed logic. Of course violating copyright laws is wrong, but his suggestion has nothing to do with whether or not it is right share copyrighted material. With that logic I might be defending my decision to shoot the guy who cut me off this morning by saying "There's no excuse for dangerous lane changes." The illegality of an act is never sufficient justification for a particular response.
    1. Re:false assocation by ewhenn · · Score: 1

      Since when has it been illegal to shoot people who cut me off?!?! I've been doing that for a good 5 years.

    2. Re:false assocation by Impeesa · · Score: 1

      Some of us don't live in LA.

  155. Huh? by rmohr02 · · Score: 1

    I've always wondered how downloading anything that's copyrighted is remotely illegal. If I find a website with copyrighted material that the website shouldn't have, it's not my fault for viewing the material, it's the website's fault for posting it. It shouldn't be any different over p2p networks--only the protocol is different.

    They should only go after those who upload large amounts of copyrighted material.

  156. From the Mysterious Future by Tackhead · · Score: 5, Funny
    > My question is how the hell do they plan on "destroying" someone's computer? Come over to your house and kick it in? The article made it sound like it would happen over the internet, which I can't imagine a way of doing.

    Hmm, there was that guy who spun a CD-ROM up to 52x and made it shatter.

    Suppose RIAA were to embed little metal weights to unbalance every CD they ship.

    Put it in your CD-ROM or Discman, it plays back at 1x, and you hear music. If the Discman is stuffed down your pants, you might even enjoy it.

    But since we all know that RIAA considers a high-speed CD-R drive as "equivalent to" multiple CD-R drives, and consequently a Weapon of Mass Piracy (an ironic acronym, to be sure), if one was to put a suitably-unbalanced CD into a high-speed CD-ROM drive and attempt to "rip" the content to WAV files for future MP3 encoding, the disc would shatter, effectively destroying the drive, and possibly damaging other components in the computer.

    One could double-up on this by embedding granules of pyrophoric (combusts in contact with oxygen) materials in nitrogen or other inert-gas bubbles in the disc substrate. The disc shatters in the high-speed piracy weapon, neutralizing it, and then the pyrophoric granules ignite, dumping toxic fumes and possibly burning other components inside the copyright terrorist's weapon (aka "computer").

    Prediction: RIAA will develop this technology, and its use will be mandated. Within six months of the passage of the Active Countermeasures Against Copyright Terrorism Act, a 747 will be brought down by a Muslim whackjob playing Britney Spears in a laptop.

    Congress will immediately respond to this new security threat... by passing another to require that all laptops be checked as baggage. A thunderous roar of "Dude! We're getting your Dell!" will be heard from airport security screeners worldwide.

    1. Re:From the Mysterious Future by damiam · · Score: 1

      I doubt it's possibly to unbalance a CD and leave it playable. Even if someone did, all you'd have to do was rip at 1x or 2x. It's less convenient, but it only has to be done once.

      --
      It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.
    2. Re:From the Mysterious Future by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was funny, till I got to the racist bit, then it became the fear /. ppl and most Americans have of what they do not understand, a fear that translates into hate and racism.

    3. Re:From the Mysterious Future by andrew_mike · · Score: 1

      As I understand it, you could play the discs in the computer as well, as it reads audio CDs at 1x. I'm afraid if Britney Spears wants to bring down a 747, she'll have to do something creative. Which means the world will be safe from falling airplanes for a while.

      --
      Being a smartass is a much better thing than being the alternative.
    4. Re:From the Mysterious Future by Vegan+Pagan · · Score: 1

      " One could double-up on this by embedding granules of pyrophoric (combusts in contact with oxygen) materials in nitrogen or other inert-gas bubbles in the disc substrate. The disc shatters in the high-speed piracy weapon, neutralizing it, and then the pyrophoric granules ignite, dumping toxic fumes and possibly burning other components inside the copyright terrorist's weapon (aka "computer")."

      These CDs would work as throwing weapons. But isn't the RIAA/MPAA against the 2nd amendment?

    5. Re:From the Mysterious Future by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Put it in your CD-ROM or Discman, it plays back at 1x, and you hear music. If the Discman is stuffed down your pants, you might even enjoy it.

      But since we all know that RIAA considers a high-speed CD-R drive as "equivalent to" multiple CD-R drives, and consequently a Weapon of Mass Piracy (an ironic acronym, to be sure), if one was to put a suitably-unbalanced CD into a high-speed CD-ROM drive and attempt to "rip" the content to WAV files for future MP3 encoding, the disc would shatter, effectively destroying the drive, and possibly damaging other components in the computer.

      One could double-up on this by embedding granules of pyrophoric (combusts in contact with oxygen) materials in nitrogen or other inert-gas bubbles in the disc substrate. The disc shatters in the high-speed piracy weapon, neutralizing it, and then the pyrophoric granules ignite, dumping toxic fumes and possibly burning other components inside the copyright terrorist's weapon (aka "computer").

      Yeah, but wouldn't work. CD drives accelerate until they hit their maximum speed OR the speed at which they lose tracking, whichever is lower. If the CD is well balanced, it will start to stretch diagonally just before explosion and CD drives detect that. Using eccentric weigths would just lower your ripping speed but would not destroy the disc.

      Ever noticed how older discs rip at lower speeds (assuming no scratches)? The drives usually rip just below the explosion speed. Keep that in mind when you put that super-rare collectors' edition CD to your drive!

    6. Re:From the Mysterious Future by Matrix2110 · · Score: 1

      Buddy, I was getting cramps from the laughing.

      That post was soo funny, I was surfing the thread as an ac. but your post stood out so far I had to give you a public accolade.

      Dead on, Funny as hell. I know this is frowned upon on /. but great post!

    7. Re:From the Mysterious Future by 56ksucks · · Score: 1

      No problem, I have an old SCSI 1X CD-ROM I can use to rip music. Thanks for the warning!

      --

      ---- "Excuse me. Where's the children's gun section?"

    8. Re:From the Mysterious Future by bluelan · · Score: 1

      Um, anti-Muslim sentiment is not racist. Anti-Arab sentiment would be racist. Anti-Muslim is religionist. It's like being anti-communist, anti-fascist, anti-Christian, or anti-Greek-mythos. Disrespecting a system of thought, even a religion, is much different than disrespecting the color of a person's skin. That's why "religionist" isn't an insult, yet.

      --

      I used to be a narrator for bad mimes. (wright)

  157. There are ways by BillsPetMonkey · · Score: 1

    of remotely destoying senators too. Mwoah hahahaha.

    --
    "It's not your information. It's information about you" - John Ford, Vice President, Equifax
  158. Sidehatch by DanCentury · · Score: 1

    Ever since I cut that tag off my matress, I haven't had a comfortable nights rest! This Hatch is everywhere!

  159. Time for Hatch to be remotely removed... by dfay · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Just to refresh your memories... Senator Hatch (from my own state, Utah) sponsored the DMCA. That act alone should have ended the guy's career, normally. But the general populace never seems to care about "Internet issues".

    He later seemed to flip positions, doing a number of things to help Napster out, and many slashdotters were singing his praises. I was more doubtful, but I bit my tongue, thinking that maybe he had changed. Obviously he has not; either that, or that second big contribution finally came through from the RIAA, so it's time to go to bat for them again.

    Here's a great synopsis of what people seemed to generally think of him back in the Napster days: link

    I think it's time for us (esp. in Utah) to make sure he doesn't get another term. Even viewed in the most favorable light, the guy is definitely a loose cannon. The big problem is, no one of any quality ever seems to run against him, and in this heavily Republican state, it's unlikely that a mediocre Democrat with no real platform can win.

    Remember this moment at the next election, Utahns!

    -- Dave

    1. Re:Time for Hatch to be remotely removed... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just don't forget to remind your fellow Utahns of this at the next election.

    2. Re:Time for Hatch to be remotely removed... by praedor · · Score: 1

      Pa-leeze. Utah belongs to Mormons. Mormons love Hatch, the super-Moron, err, MORMON. They will vote for him because he is a Mormon, he believes in spirit babies (mormon bullcrap), celestial brides (mormon bullcrap), that he will get his own planet when he dies (really, this is more mormon bullcrap). Since he believes this tripe hook, line, and sinker, and helps maintain the complete mixing of church and state in Utah, he will be voted into office again. The ONLY way he could be defeated is for him to come out against the cult of Mormonism. Wont happen, thus he will be re-elected until he chooses to quit.


      The best Utah can do is a Democrat mayor for Salt Lake City and a few Democratic Reps in the House from Salt Lake - the only stronghold for Democrats in that otherwise Republican (absolute 100% single party) state. It is a total waste of time for non-Republicans to vote in any Senatorial or Presidential election because it is a foregone conclusion that the state will go hard-core-right-wing-pro-church/state-blending-ant i-women's-rights Republican.

      --
      In Bushworld, they struggle to keep church and state separate in Iraq as they increasingly merge the two in America.
    3. Re:Time for Hatch to be remotely removed... by dfay · · Score: 1

      Oh, I will remember, you can be assured. I voted for him last time because the other guy was a bonehead, and Hatch had recently been all tech-friendly around the time of the Napster case. I still remembered the DMCA, but I thought he had repented. I hate getting burned. Two strikes is enough.

      I've told everyone I know who could possibly care, and I'll do so again when his ads start showing up on TV. Of course, that's not until 2007. :(

    4. Re:Time for Hatch to be remotely removed... by dfay · · Score: 1

      I won't bother to respond to your obvious anti-Mormon prejudice, since anyone who reads it will certainly recognize it as such. However, if you live in Utah, you might have forgotten that Scott Howell, the Democrat who ran against Hatch in the 2000 election, is also a member of the LDS church. Hatch beat him 60-something to 30-something, which is really not that unusual for a 5-term senator vs. a State House member running for the first time (IIRC) for a US Senate position. Obviously religion was not a big issue in either the campaign or the voters' minds.

      It is true that Utah is predominately Republican, and there are plenty of bad things that go along with letting any party have so much power in the State Senate and House, but your extreme anti-Mormon views on Hatch are both incorrect and offensive.

      Why is it that whenever the LDS religion comes up on slashdot, so many commenters spout this kind of vitriol? Sen. Hatch is not acting in the interest of the Utah (or American) public, so he needs to go. Why does the fact that he's Mormon make any difference to you? If he was a Jew, in a predominately Jewish state, would you say the same things? There are organizations that cultivate that kind of thinking. Maybe you should go sign up. Otherwise, try to exercise a little more tolerance towards others that may think differently than you.

    5. Re:Time for Hatch to be remotely removed... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't remember Hatch ever doing anything to help Napster out.

      I do remember him chewing out Hillary Rosen over Fair Use (when she refused to answer questions, and when she claimed it wouldn't be Fair Use for him to copy a CD he owned for his wife to play in her car). In the same session, when he started grilling some P2P types, he prefixed it by saying that if he copied an entire CD for his friend Senator Leahy, that would probably be Fair Use.

      Copying for a friend was given as a contrast to P2P file swapping, so I'm pretty sure he was against the Napster-type stuff all along.

    6. Re:Time for Hatch to be remotely removed... by praedor · · Score: 1

      Also remember (and yes, I DO have an anti-mormon bias after being under their thumb for so long) that the Mormon "church" all but tells its members outright that to vote Democratic is a sin. Recall that state Republicans have actually stated this directly (Rep Jim Hansen, the antienvironment superMo): that voting Democratic is essentially the same as voting against the LDS...and the Mo's, by and large, go along with this! They accept it as they accept so much else. They will NOT vote in a Democrat to replace Hatch.


      Actually, there is one way and one way only that such could happen, but it means wrecking Utah: continued huge growth (and sprawl and pollution and tension on the poor water situation) with an influx of "outsiders" from California and the like, most of whom (that arrive) are Democrats or progressives of various stripes. Salt Lake City, the only Democratic stronghold, such as it is, in the entire state would need to grow, grow, grow until the local population of progressives was enough to outpace the too-high birthrate of the Mo's (highest birthrate in the country goes to Mo's and Utah due to their goofy belief system). THEN they might manage to actually put a Democrat or even Independent in the seat. But before that happened, expect some redistricting to take place to ensure a large rural representation in the Salt Lake district to dilute the progressives out with VERY conservative rural Mo's.


      Very steep hill to climb. The church and state are so tightly welded together in Utah that it is virtually impossible to get any Democrat into a national office seat from there because the LDS and Republicans are one and the same in Utah.

      --
      In Bushworld, they struggle to keep church and state separate in Iraq as they increasingly merge the two in America.
    7. Re:Time for Hatch to be remotely removed... by dfay · · Score: 1

      >Very steep hill to climb. The church and state
      >are so tightly welded together in Utah that it
      >is virtually impossible to get any Democrat
      >into a national office seat from there because
      >the LDS and Republicans are one and the same in
      >Utah.

      Jim Matheson has managed to do it for two terms now in the U.S. House. Look, I am a Mormon semi-Republican, and I have voted for Democrats at both the state and federal level before. I tend to dislike the Democratic party platform, but if the Republican is worse (which is sometimes the case) I will switch over in our lesser-of-two-evils voting system.

      Anyway, the point is, I have never felt as though it was a sin to vote for a Democrat. It is certainly not doctrine. I have heard members of the church that say you are supposed to vote Republican, but they usually get reprimanded for saying it. In fact, the presidency of the church issues a statement that is read in church meetings every election year that explicitly states that members should vote their conscience and that the church does not back any political party. Of course, Jim Hansen might have said what you say. I have never heard it, but I could certainly believe it. However, he does not represent the church, he is just a member. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if someone from the church leadership had a few words with him after saying something like that. I know that there are members of the church that share your opinion (minus the anti-Mormon sentiment) exactly. Yet they continue to be unharassed and members of the church in good standing.

      Look, I agree with you that the Republican domination in the state and local offices needs to be broken. I'd rather see more independants than Democrats, since Utah Democrats annoy me as much as Utah Republicans. But don't confuse the fact that a Republican majority and a Mormon majority exists in Utah to mean that the LDS church controls politics in Utah. Any Republican (or Democrat) who tells you this is lying. Consider that they are politicians, and that it is most likely in their interests for you to believe them. Virtually any LDS church member that I know would actually be put off if a candidate were to pull the religion card.

    8. Re:Time for Hatch to be remotely removed... by praedor · · Score: 1

      Well spoken, however...even though the LDS Church, per se, may not directly control politics in Utah, it does, nonetheless, run the show. Most of the intolerable laws in Utah are a direct expression of LDS politicians translating their religious beliefs directly into public policy (generally restrictions). The whole idea of "free agency" is lost to them, practicing their faith while practicing governance simultaneously. THAT is the problem with Utah.


      When you can get politicians in Utah to actually grasp that there are a LOT of people that are not LDS living there, and in no way feel the need to restrict themselves based on mormon teaching, and that those same politicians must also, therefore, represent them as well, then they would relinquish their religious bias and pass laws that are the most favorable and least restrictive to the most possible people.

      .

      Fundi Christian politicians are equally guilty of this crap too but no state except Utah is so heavily biased in favor of any particular religion that so thoroughly pervades or insinuates itself into every aspect of the lives of the populace. Public policy CANNOT and MUST NOT follow along religious doctrine lines. This is inherently unrepresentative, inherently disenfranchising, inherently unConstitutional (in practice and spirit), and inherently anti-freedom.

      --
      In Bushworld, they struggle to keep church and state separate in Iraq as they increasingly merge the two in America.
    9. Re:Time for Hatch to be remotely removed... by dfay · · Score: 1

      Right on!

      I could not agree more with everything you say. What is especially ironic about these politicians' actions is that there is doctrine that pretty much directly contradicts their line of thinking.

      I don't know how much you know about the LDS teachings, so to summarize: we believe that before coming to Earth, Lucifer had a plan such that every soul that came to Earth would be saved. They would be compelled to act righteously, so they would never commit any sin. Jesus had a plan in which man was to be given free agency. Man would have to choose to be righteous, but would be better for it. Needless to say, Jesus' plan was chosen, and Lucifer rebelled and became Satan. It seems to me that some of our politicians' ideas (public places can't be open on Sunday, crazy liquor laws, the porn czar, etc.) bear more resemblance to Satan's plan!

      I wouldn't be surprised to find that other "Fundi Christian" politicians, as you call them, are equally guilty of hypocrisy vis a vis their beliefs. Not to mention that this kind of increase in government control of our lives contradicts the basic principle of conservatism.

      Anyway, I bet you'd have a different view of Mormons if you viewed these LDS politicians not as representative of the LDS membership in general but as the bottom of the barrel. I certainly do! Consider also that it is likely that many of them are LDS members not because of an inherent belief, but to take advantage of the social advantages of being viewed as a peer (especially when election time comes around).

  160. There are no larger implications. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    It just somebody who don't know shit about computers mouthing off without thinking. Nothing remotely similiar to the situation described (in any considerable amount) will happen in the near future because THE CONSUMERS WON'T TAKE IT. Consumers will not buy computers that are gauranteed to have some defect such that it could be remotely erased. All it would take is one worm erasing 500 computers for there to be one helluva mad outcry to washington, to microsoft, to intel or amd, from the 50,000 genuinely pissed because their (or their friend's friend's) computer erased THEIR OWN LEGITIMATE COPIES OF SOFTWARE AND PRIVATE MATERIAL. Heck, as I type, I bet Sen. Orin Hatch's PR reps are getting hell from many slashdot and non-slashdot people mouthing off at him for saying something this terribly stupid.

    Secondly, did you know that conservatives, too, value the first amendment? Have you somehow gotten this country confused with, say Communist China? Maybe its time you did a comparision, read a little contemporary history, and get off the paranoia wagon and get back to reality.

  161. Ahh, by pythian · · Score: 1

    the wonders of waste!

    Yeah, self-destructing DVDs are such a wonderful idea!

    blah...

    1. Re:Ahh, by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      They're recyclable. Unless you are one of the reprehensible types who doesn't recycle at least the stuff that's easy to recycle, meaning glass, plastic, aluminum, bimetal, and hopefully paper though that last one is pretty ignorable nowadays since paper is all made from farmed trees and sawdust these days.

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    2. Re:Ahh, by LordNimon · · Score: 1

      How do you recycle DVDs?

      --
      And the men who hold high places must be the ones who start
      To mold a new reality... closer to the heart
    3. Re:Ahh, by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Put them in the plastic recycling bin. Many recycling companies take CDs and DVDs already; Those who don't soon will, especially in the face of technologies like this.

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    4. Re:Ahh, by binarytoaster · · Score: 1

      Personally, I put them in the microwave when I'm done with them.

      This has a significantly different effect than CDs, too.. DVDs have crawling sparks from the center, CDs just flash and they're done. Both cool effects, but alternately fun. :)

  162. Finally a way to get rid of infected PCs... by weave · · Score: 1
    Step 1: Windows PC infected with latest worm, causing havoc everywhere
    Step 2: Insert "code of your choice" on user's infected PC via backdoor inserted by worm author
    Step 3: Code of your choice connects to a p2p network, starts downloading John Denver songs disguised as Metallica tunes
    Step 4: Hatch attack destroys infected PC
    Step 5: One less annoying PC hammering out worm attempts and causing havoc

    That Hatch is a brilliant man!

  163. NEWS FLASH: MORMONISM IS A REAL CULT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    See here. Follow the links and learn how the CLDS isn't much better than the Scientologists.

  164. Indirect consequences by mcc · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Your anology is good. I will now stretch it to the point of being silly.

    There are studies-- ones i can't remember the names of or links to, of course-- that show that spanking a child makes that child more likely to grow up to be a violent person. If I remember right, the claim was that people who had corporal punishment used on them as a child were more likely to grow up to be the kind of person who beat their wives or children.

    The reason given for this, again if i remember right, was that by having violence used on them at such a sensitive age, the child grows up thinking violence is "normal", and application of violence is how you are expected to solve problems, and beating someone is an acceptable and normal way for one human to get another human to comply with a request.

    So, here's my thought: what happens if the RIAA hacking and screwing up your computer if you've been filetrading becomes common? What happens to the children/teenagers who grow up under this kind of paradigm, and grow up seeing that the RIAA, this big important adult business thing that funds congressional campaigns and everything, reacts to people doing things it things are wrong by tracking them down and breaking their stuff?

    If it works like spanking does, well, we may well wind up with a generation growing up thinking vigilante justice is normal. Or maybe growing up with a kind of "us vs them" mentality toward corporations; that corporations are some kind of big distant enemies who can do anything they like without the law applying. And you can't tell a kid that someone big is allowed to hit you and you can't hit back and have them believe you. They might wind up growing up thinking that terrorism by corporations against citizens, and terrorism against corporations by citizens, is normal, and the law considers such things acceptable enough they don't regulate them.. as long as one is doing the other doesn't like...

    This is stretching, and of course, none of this will ever come to pass. But, just a thought.

    1. Re:Indirect consequences by iainl · · Score: 1

      Stretching it to breaking point, the logical conclusion is "Hatch's attempts at music offend my ears. I should shoot him so he won't sing any more".

      Hmmm.

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    2. Re:Indirect consequences by Funksaw · · Score: 1

      The problem is, a congressman can talk about how it's "ethical" to destroy file-traders' computers.

      The second that a file-trader talks about destroying a corporate server though...

      The problem is, the government can talk about how it's "ethical" to imprison, torture, and kill Muslims without trial.

      The minute you start talking about kidnapping a Senator though...

    3. Re:Indirect consequences by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, has anyone seen Funksaw? He was here a minute ago... and what were those black helicopters doing?

  165. HATCH and the DMCA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Remember folks, Hatch was one of the sponsors of the DMCA. And also remember he cried crocodile tears afterwards, claiming that he had been "mislead" by the **AA's.

    Obviously, he's lying. Like any bought-and-paid-for politician.

    1. Re:HATCH and the DMCA by eclectro · · Score: 4, Informative

      Yes, Hatch is 0wn3d by special interests;

      He was co author of the DMCA, and also responsible for the Copyright Term Extension Act, or CTEA.

      He also was responsible for a bill that would have extended the term of the patent for Claritin, as he use Schering-Plough's corporate jet when he was running for president.

      He is also a backer of the patriot act, legislation that made it easier for the FBI to use Carnivore, and other legislation that erodes our civil rights. I could go on and on.

      He doesn't even bother talking out of both sides of his mouth. He knows that when election time comes the sheeple will vote for him like they do everytime because he belongs "to the right party" (republican). I live in Utah and it makes me sick watching it. Republican leaders in the state legislature have said "you can't be a mormon and vote democrat." So nobody does, and Republicans hold 95% of major public offices in Utah.

      Out of all of congress, he is the one most responsible for the infinite and perpetual copyrights we have today.

      The greatest thing that could be done to advance our civil and online rights is to get Senator Hatch out of office.

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      Take the cheese to sickbay, the doctor should see it as soon as possible - B'Elanna Torres, "Learning Curve"
    2. Re:HATCH and the DMCA by drinkypoo · · Score: 1
      He doesn't even bother talking out of both sides of his mouth.

      Perhaps not at the same time (a talent generally restricted to ventriloquists anyhow) but I seem to recall he retracted his position on the DMCA, saying that if he realized how it would be applied, he would never have been behind it. Whether or not that is bullshit is left as an exercise for the reader...

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    3. Re:HATCH and the DMCA by Mac+Degger · · Score: 1

      Tough: it's his job to look at legislation like that and spot how it can be mis-applied.

      So he's screwed either way: if he's telling the truth, he didn't do his job, and if he's lying...

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    4. Re:HATCH and the DMCA by ckedge · · Score: 1

      Maybe the problem is Utah? Let's nuke Utah.

    5. Re:HATCH and the DMCA by moncyb · · Score: 1

      Now that is a suggestion I would vote for!

      Utah sucks! Down with the Taliban!

    6. Re:HATCH and the DMCA by dvk · · Score: 1

      Let's switch places. I live in NYC and it makes me sick that my vote - which I had to work very hard for, unlike you - basically doesn't count 'cause NY will never vote Republican in any senate or Prez elections. Never mind my local races (state/city assemblies), where the coice is usually between rabid ultra-left democrats and even-more-rabid commies.
      Please don't point out Bloomberg - he is a Democrat in disguise.

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    7. Re:HATCH and the DMCA by eclectro · · Score: 1


      The few statements that he makes that would seem reasonable are laughable, as they are purely for show. It is BS in the extreme. What is that old cliche' "actions speak louder than words".

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  166. Would rather swim with sharks... by LordDartan · · Score: 1

    than give this power to someone that never makes mistakes.

  167. SCO nuked my machine! by ggruschow · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Does this mean that SCO will be able to nuke anyone's machine that is downloading anything with a linux kernel or AIX patch?

    What if I email SCO part of the AIX kernel, and they open it.. does that give IBM the right to nuke their machine?

    What if Osama Bin Laden writes a message on the internet, copyrights it, and explicitly states that nobody from the U.S. Government may read it. If the NSA downloads it, does that give Osama the right to zzzzap their computers?

    What if I place an auction on eBay with a title that contains copywritten lyrics by Metallica, and pay for it to get on their front page? Does that give Metallica the right to take out all eBay user's boxes?

    Whatever the legalities, I hope that when they implement this feature that the computers actually smoke when they get fried. If they're going to destroy one's property, they'd better at least make it entertaining.

  168. Changed sides? by squashed · · Score: 3, Interesting
    I'm quite sure that, during Congressional hearings on music downloading "back in the day" with Napster and the RIAA testifying, Senator Hatch raised the possibility that Congress might legislate a mandatory licensing scheme music -- enabling Napster and others to offer music online on commercially reasonable terms -- if the recording industry tried to obstruct online distribution of music.

    Has Hatch changed sides so dramatically?

    1. Re:Changed sides? by bmantz65 · · Score: 1

      Yep, probably because of $$$$$

  169. This is eve scarier..........!!! by maddmike · · Score: 1

    They call this music http://www.hatchmusic.com/

  170. Anything that has me agreeing with the Democrats.. by blate · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...must be ill-conceived.

    I couldn't agreee more with Sen. Leahy's comment:

    "We need to work together to find the right answers, and this is not one of them."

    The idea of any manufacturer designing their product such that it could be destroyed by some remote user is abusrd. We're not talking about the self-destruct mechanism on the USS Enterprise here... we're talking about some user on the Internet "destroying" your computer.

    I can see it now... someone dumps a worm onto the internet and within a few hours, thousands of computers are destroyed. In general, if you expose a feature that an authorized user can access, someone, somewhere is going to figure out how to access it without authorization.

    Copyright laws should be enforced -- at least to some extent. However, I think that unless someone is profiting from the unauthorized dissemination of copyrighted material, no one really gets hurt. Yes, the big record companies may lose a few sales. However, in my experience, people end up buying albums after hearing a few "pirated" singles, since usually the whole album is not available for download.

    Keep big brother out of my living room, bedroom, and my computer, thank you very much.

  171. beat him with his constituency by m00by · · Score: 2, Insightful

    why oh why are such idiots elected to office? apathy. get out, vote (insert non-retarded party here) and get these morons out of office!!!

    1. Re:beat him with his constituency by SagSaw · · Score: 4, Insightful

      why oh why are such idiots elected to office?

      Because too many votors vote single issue: Pro-Life vs. Pro-Choice
      Lower Taxes vs. Increase/Improved Government Services
      Gun Control vs. Gun Regulation
      Labor vs. Management
      etc.

      Many people consistantly vote based on one or two issues. This creates an environment where all a candidate needs to do to get elected is aggree with the majority of votors on a couple of key issues.

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    2. Re:beat him with his constituency by Funksaw · · Score: 1

      Well, not really.

      See, there's very little difference in policy between Democrats and Republicans nowadays (mostly due to corporate contributions, but I digress...)

      The issues that most people vote on are:

      Abortion
      Taxes
      Gun Control

      Cause those are the only places that the parties disagree.

      There are plenty of people who oppose the Patriot Act. There are plenty of people who want to make possession of marijuana a ticketable offense. There's many who want campaign contribution reform. There's many who want safeguards on civil rights. There's many who want MORE FCC regulation, not less. There's many who want lowered copyright terms.

      But they don't get airplay.

      Because the informed don't have the access to inform the uninformed. TV only covers the Republican and the Democratic campaigns, newspapers only write about the issues the candidates propose, and 3rd parties can't win, not because of issues, but because people believe a third party is wasting a vote.

      In other words, the American people are disenfranchised, and we are slowly seeing the results of that disenfranchisement - the establishment of a police state.

    3. Re:beat him with his constituency by multimed · · Score: 1
      I don't disagree with most of what you said--it's really sad how the main parties don't touch issues that are not only very important to many of us, but also critical issues from a historical perspective.

      I do however have to take issue with your use of people being disenfranchised. That word gets thrown around all too lightly. Certainly it's frustrating that the two main parties almost always get elected but no one is denied the right to vote - or even to run for office. There is no disenfranchising going on because there is no need for Republicans & Democrats to do so--apathy more than takes care of it.

      Personally I think I'm becomming a one issue voter myself - campain finance. It just seems that every issue is filtered through that issue - and it's the single greatest barrier to elected officials actually acting in the best interests of the citizens and society as a whole.

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    4. Re:beat him with his constituency by m00by · · Score: 1

      I agree, the difference between a democrat and republican these days is becoming a blurry line at best. I do disagree that there is not coverage of wider issues in the media. it is true however that there is not mainstream coverage, and not enough people listen to NPR. not that NPR is the answer to everything, but hey, it's better than CNN, USA Today, or any other "clear" channel =D I would also think that we are not on an uncontrollable descent toward a police state, but we are rolling that way too fast, and too out of control...

  172. Just once... by rakarnik · · Score: 1

    I would like to see the RIAA blow up someone's PC and burn their house down as an "unintended consequence". The person should then turn out to have ISOs of some Redhat version codenamed aguilera, and no real copyrighted material. Then we'll see who sues whom....

  173. Destroying computers? by d3faultus3r · · Score: 1

    Isn't M$ doing that already?

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  174. cracks a big fat smile... by painehope · · Score: 1

    yeah, I'm really scared of the RIAA and their hackers/admins.
    fuckers can't even keep a website up, let alone take my computer down.
    and his bits about destroying computers...hmm, maybe the code running on it, but the computer? Pardon me, for being technical, but a computer is what we call the hardware :
    computer
    NOT the operating system and data on it.
    You could probably fuck my hard drive to hell and back, if you :
    1) root my box ( ooh, baby! )
    2) have some code that changes the kernel's I/O patterns or drive behavior to a constant random seek
    3) and catch me when I'm on vacation ( yeah fucking right )
    other than that, computer's don't have magic self-destruct circuits. if anyone else can think of a way that they could pull this off, I'd love to hear it.
    So the most the RIAA could pull would be to crack my box ( Linux + BSDs, firewalled, very few services ) and piss me off for a few hours ( tape backups of important data ).
    Then I would join the others who are returning the favor.
    So, Mr. Hatch, stick it and your campaign bribery, I mean, funding, up your ass, if there's any room left after your head.
    #endRant

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    1. Re:cracks a big fat smile... by 2MuchC0ffeeMan · · Score: 1

      campaign bribery, good call, I love it. score + 1, funny.

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  175. Listen To Orrin Hatch Sing by biza0re3 · · Score: 1

    Perhaps Senator Orrin Hatch just wanted to protect his own music from being downloaded. It's available in .wma and .ra (scroll down on the site) forms. You can convert them yourself to ogg.

  176. What a great way to get rid of evidence! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sounds kind of like that time when the cops burned downed the house which they had raided with a flashbang. No drugs where found.. but some firemen couldn't stop laughing..

    So, the computer is "destroyed".. isn't that tampering or destroying evidence? There has to be more legal problems here then tampering with evidence.

    I know a Republican be happy to see the destruction of the music of satan, but isn't financial destruction a better step before physical destruction -- book burning if you will. And yes, I am more than aware of the Demoscats who are censorship crackpots as well..

    In other news, Sen Hatch is demanding that all your base are belong to me.

  177. it was Kuni by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What kind of a Japanese name is Cooney?

  178. Computer companies by autopr0n · · Score: 1

    Computer companies do not want legaly mandated DRM. Phramaceutical companies shouldn't really care, it's not like their products can be traded online.

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  179. Not right away by corebreech · · Score: 1

    First will come smart gun technology that only lets the owner fire the weapon.

    After that will be smart gun technology that lets law enforcement remotely disable the gun regardless of who is firing it.

    Only then will we see smart gun technology that causes the weapon to discharge on the person wielding it.

    Whatever. This is what everybody gets for letting the war on drugs fester in our society for so long. These monsters don't think twice about using violence.

    At some point we're going to have to stand up to them.

    (Preferably before they have the technology to remotely disable our guns.)

    1. Re:Not right away by ScottGant · · Score: 2, Funny

      How about smart gun technology that won't fire at all, no matter who has the gun.

      Dream world right? Then robbers can't murder store owners. Police can't gun down someone who may be innocent. Politicians can't send our boys out to fight because there won't be any guns that work! We would all throw down our weapons and just learn to love one another!

      Ok, I went a little overboard.

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    2. Re:Not right away by C0LDFusion · · Score: 1

      Either that, or criminals will still be making Saturday Night Specials in the basements of crackhouses.

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    3. Re:Not right away by linzeal · · Score: 1

      The next revolution in the western hemisphere will require superiour technology that MUST be developed and produced in secret. Than you have to take out the nuclear subs, good luck.

    4. Re:Not right away by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Ok, I went a little overboard."

      If you hadn't, I would have thrown you overboard.

    5. Re:Not right away by DarkAce911 · · Score: 1

      That is the problem with Smart Guns, they will not work when they are needed. Think of this, would you trust a gun with your life running Win CE? Police Depts are not buying the smart guns, maybe a few for testing.

    6. Re:Not right away by mark2003 · · Score: 1

      After that will be smart gun technology that lets law enforcement remotely disable the gun regardless of who is firing it.

      Won't that upset all the gun nuts who want to guns to stop the government taking over - i.e. the NRA?

    7. Re:Not right away by stanmann · · Score: 1

      That is an interesting fantasy. And of course suddenly all the guns in existance, will disappear?

      And sulfer, saltpeter, and charcoal will be impossible to acquire

      Or for that matter CO2

      And we won't be able to go to Home Depot and by copper tubing for pipes. RIGHT?

      It only takes on nail to kill someone. It is fairly simple for someone with the desire to create a fatal weapon that is concealable, reusable, and field reloadable. Of course if you re-invent the blunderbuss(shotgunish) weapon, or even have something with one or two charges, that would be sufficient.

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    8. Re:Not right away by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They may say you're a dreamer, but you're not the only one.

  180. didn't lessig say this guy had a clue... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In the "The Future of Ideas," he dedicates the last chapter to him. Now this....

  181. The real conflict by Angst+Badger · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If our constitutional rights are colliding with the interests of the content industry, the proper solution is not to destroy our constitutional rights but rather to destroy the content industry. This is especially the case considering how, in the grand scheme of multinational business, movies and records are small potatoes.

    If copyright cannot coexist with freedom of speech, the right to privacy, and due process of law, it is time for copyright to go.

    Put it that way to the content industry, and maybe they'll have a strong incentive to think of a workable and non-subversive way to run their businesses.

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  182. What songs has he written? by Nathan+Ramella · · Score: 1
    If you read the article, it mentions he made $18k last year.

    Check out his site for information on his music!

    http://www.hatchmusic.com

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  183. At first I thought... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...that he was a disgruntled artist tired of being ripped off by p2p users.

    But now I see there's no danger of that. :)

    1. Re:At first I thought... by mlerner · · Score: 0

      He looks gay.

  184. This is already possible - Pheonix by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    Remember the story a bit ago about the new phoenix bios 'phoning home' when it boots to see if its legit..

    once the market is saturated with this crap, what he proposes is *technically* possible, with out risking letting a 'targeted virus' loose in the wild.

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  185. In honor of Senator Hatch ... by Get+Behind+the+Mule · · Score: 1

    ... I justed installed LimeWire & will be downloading all night long. Come and get me Senator!

  186. I wonder... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    "I'm interested," Hatch interrupted. He said damaging someone's computer "may be the only way you can teach somebody about copyrights."

    I wonder what his views are on corporal punishment? I'm sure this guy would love to institute caning as well...

  187. who needs crackers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Lets see.

    Step one: Send copyrighted material to enemy.
    Step two: Destroy enemies PC legally.
    Step three: Avoid prosecution under grounds of copyright infringment.

    I like it!

  188. dems be fighting words by loraksus · · Score: 1

    Bring it on!
    Come on, seriously, put your money where your mouth is. I seriously want this to be implemented - and when some script kiddie finds a way to remotely kill pcs and pulls a "Anna Kornikova naked"/lovebug - I want to see your ass in court, and the asses of those who implemented this technology, being sued by thousands of companies for millions of hours of downtime. Not to mention some slightly disturbed person losing their life's work and going postal.

    Of course, this is coming from a country where there are people who actually believe that Iraq used WMD in the 2003 war, so it's not like it is entirely unexpected.

    linky? (yes, so the pollsters called white trash (white folks in the south), but face it, white trash votes, or is, at the very least, able to.)

    http://www.philly.com/mld/inquirer/news/front/60 85 261.htm

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  189. State lottos and "the numbers racket" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We have a good counter-example here -- in
    East Coast cities in the US, before there
    were state lottos there was "the numbers
    racket", a daily lotto game run by the
    Mafia, that used the winners of horse
    races at the local track to choose the
    winning number. The states modeled their
    lottos after the Mafia game, the Mafia
    responded by offering better odds than
    the state. At the end of the day, the
    convenience of legal lotto drew too many
    customers away from the Mafia, I don't
    think bookies offer the numbers anymore,
    just sports betting and such ...

  190. In other news... RIAA destorys U.S.S Kittyhawk... by Kernel+Corndog · · Score: 1

    The U.S.S Kittyhawk sank today after RIAA determined it was a playground of copyright theft and all computer systems were summarily destroyed remotely. But rest assured the world is now a safer place now that the floating 'pirate' city is now rusting at the bottom of the sea beside Davey Jones' locker thanks to the heroic efforts of the RIAA. 0 people died.

    Editor's Note: copyright offenders are not considered human as stated under the same law that allows copyright owners to enforce computer liquidation and thus cannot be counted in death tolls.

  191. Re:Dear Slashdot Readers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    MOD PARENT UP! He's absolutely right, his parent should be MODDED DOWN. mod him UP and ME UP so that EVERYONE can SEE OUR POSTS.

    I am 133t

  192. get real by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No one with a brain gives a rats butt about monica. Anyone who isn't a clueless Big D dumpster party supporter would have heard of Juanita Broderick, Loral, Mena Arkansas, Ron Brown, Whitewater, and the "Friends of Bill" list,the one you never want to be on, including people connected to him found with their heads cut off but labeled as suicides by arkansas coroners.

    And the repugncants have the same sorts of scandals,it's just anyone defending that murdering thieving rapist needs to quit astroturfing about him being "innocent" and it was "only about "monica". We just have a completely corrupt system, and the Ds and Rs cover each other on the big issues,so maybe you should pay attention and notice that this decade.

    Get an education about Bill. You are on the internet, use the thing. He wasn't known as "Slick Willie" in Arkansas because he used hand lotion and was gentle with his victims. Why don't you start with his college career at Oxford, and why he left early? It's quite interesting. Start there, work your way up in time. I've seen your posts, you seem bright, so use your head, do some research, it won't hurt you, and you WILL learn a lot of about how the system works. Good luck, don't take it personal, just do the research, get an education, look at both parties and some of the heavy hitters. Do the same with the Bush family, go way back to before world war two, then work forward.

    It's a criminal good old boys club,it doesn't matter if it's a D or R, they spoon feed their cult followers,who puke back what they are brainwashed with, it's worse than the Rayleians or any other cult.

    1. Re:get real by MerryGoByeBye · · Score: 1

      Whoa, hold on there, tiger. Before this goes too far off-topic, I'm not defending Bill per se, but I find even his sordid history to be of a qualitatively different kind of crime than that suggested by one Mr. Hatch. Magnitudes of scale different, actually.

      Given that you don't have a UID, I won't go much further, as it will come to nothing for me. But try to not automatically categorize people in the future. It may at least save you some typing.

      Cheers.

    2. Re:get real by stanmann · · Score: 1

      Well, you know the issue is not now, nor was it then about his sordid behaviour. It was about integrity.

      If he had when asked about the "affair" responded ~"Aw shucks Ya'll caught me, I was naughty. I'm just a man you know" He would have had a couple weeks of scandal and things would have moved on. But instead, he perjured himself, hemmed and hawwed, and redefined sex and is.

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  193. Submitter is a moron? by Lord+Bitman · · Score: 1

    "Only copyright holders should have this, because the feds doing it would be illegal"
    I'm sorry, did I miss that somewhere in the article? Where does it remotely imply this?
    Where does anything?
    Did I miss the part in the BOR that says "No person may be deprived of life, liberty, or property by the federal government without due process of law"? Or are you just a complete fucking moron adding your own stupid and completely false comments to submissions so that you can brag to other morons "HUR HUR HUR I GOT ON SLASHDOT I AM SO FUCKING HOMOSEXUAL IT HURTS MY ANUS"?

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  194. It was a nice thought anyway. by Syncdata · · Score: 2, Insightful

    1) Download firewall
    2) Install Firewall

    Haven't you been paying attention? The RIAA and MPAA wouldn't mind making THOSE illegal as well.

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  195. Basic Rights by attobyte · · Score: 1

    When companies start getting more rights the human beings then we know that government is full of jack asses. Soon a company will be elected to a seat in congress. What do you all think about 2010 then a company elected president in 2020?

    Mike

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  196. This is greatly disturbing... by irving47 · · Score: 1
    Even to me, a Republican!
    By now, maybe these guys should have figured out that shooting off from the hip like that is a "Bad Thing"


    I really think he'd gain a lot of credibility if anyone in the country thought he could install a printer. Now he's talking about destroying constituents' computers. Great idea. I think we need 400 more just like him! Geez.

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  197. W000, does this mean by TyrranzzX · · Score: 1

    I can accuse the RIAA of infringing on some copyright I own and then proceed to legally knock down every and delete single computer file on their network?

    MOB RULE!!!! >:)

  198. Watch out for "Deuce Plays the Kazoo.mp3" by deuce_WI · · Score: 1
    If I find you downloading my copyrighted material without permission, it will be all over for you. I don't care if you love Kazoo music and can't find it anywhere else but online, I will so destroy your entire computer for it.

    -d3UCe

  199. Wow.... sounds a lot like terrorism by duncf · · Score: 1

    I thought the U.S. was at war against terrorism. But allowing a corporation to destroy the PCs of virtually any Internet User? That's terrorism, and far worse than most.

    Maybe if Sen. Hatch gets his way, half the world would attack the US. After all, it would be harbouring one giant terrorist.

    Honestly, why do you Americans elect such incompetent people?

  200. Enough! It's Lets Strip Hatch of his Temple Card! by mrs+clear+plastic · · Score: 0, Troll

    I wonder if the elders of Mr. Hatch's church;
    the Mormon Church; know about this tendency
    toward violence?

    Perhaps they might want such an animal to
    represent the Church in Congress.

    It's time to strip him of his temple recommend
    and make him take off his temple garments!

    MCP

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  201. Media hype. by WalterDGeranios · · Score: 2, Informative
    This bit of media hype made it through two layers of editors -- Yahoo News, and then Slashdot. It's kind of funny, but shouldn't have been presented seriously. As the article says:

    Hatch's provocative remarks were more likely intended to compel technology and music executives to work faster toward ways to protect copyrights online than to signal forthcoming legislation.

    1. Re:Media hype. by PhxBlue · · Score: 1

      Does Yahoo News have editors, or do they just reprint AP, Reuters, etc.? And as for Slashdot editors, **grins** do I really need to say anything about them?

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    2. Re:Media hype. by multimed · · Score: 1
      Ok so certainly there's an amout of media hype here - but sometimes hype & hyperbole are necessary because people don't actually read things otherwise. That's more or less a separate issue however---are you saying that the direct quotes from Hatch were untrue? To refresh your memory:

      "If we can find some way to do this without destroying their machines, we'd be interested in hearing about that," Hatch said. "If that's the only way, then I'm all for destroying their machines. If you have a few hundred thousand of those, I think people would realize" the seriousness of their actions, he said.
      So whether the editors were exaggerating or even what his motivations were, as Rep. Boucher points out, Hatch is the chairman of the Judiciary Committee and as such, his words carry tremendous weight. He is advocating something that is blatantly unconstitutional (right to due process & unlawful search & seizures).
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    3. Re:Media hype. by WalterDGeranios · · Score: 1
      but sometimes hype & hyperbole are necessary because people don't actually read things otherwise.

      I don't agree. I'm willing to make my own filtering decisions after the media has decided what to present.

      are you saying that the direct quotes from Hatch were untrue?

      No, I assumed that they were accurate.

      He is advocating something that is blatantly unconstitutional

      My contention was that he wasn't advocating the idea; rather, that it was a rhetorical device. Evidences for this include:

      two seperate opinions in the original article by groups who were more informed and aware of the context that it a rhetorical tactic

      the very fact that the idea is blatantly unconstitutional. All politician jokes aside, I don't believe that he is that stupid.

      he didn't publicize this. Politicians regularly use the very same "hype & hyperbole" you mentioned to get their points across--but within their political forums.

      It seems that someone just happened to have nothing else to write about and decided to make an article of it, only to slap on the very end a bit about how he probably didn't mean it like that.

    4. Re:Media hype. by multimed · · Score: 1
      I don't agree. I'm willing to make my own filtering decisions after the media has decided what to present.
      Fair enough--on principle, I'd certainly agree. Editorial content should not be presented as news--period. I suppose my bias towards trying to educate the apathetic on an important issue. Certainly hippocritical given Hatch's justification of ends justifying the means. Shame on me.

      You've convinced me--I'm willing to concede that it was in fact primarily a rhetorical device. BUT, even if you take his words as figuratively as possible, he still has no business making them. As the Chairman of the Judiciary Committee, he basically has the broadest influence & power of any elected official short of the President. His words and actions have repercussions. Say Alan Greenspan were to make a similar comment--perhaps he says that if companies don't start hiring more new empolyees the economy will fall into a depression. Just a little hyperbole to draw attention right. Except because of who he is, if he wakes up with a sniffle, the market holds it's breath. Among other things, Hatch oversees the judges for crying out loud. He's supposed to be objective and not have an agenda. He has received $175,000 in campaign funding from the TV/Music/Movie industries and almost $500,000 from the commuications/electronics sectors--underneath all the speculation here, the bottom line is he is being paid to push an agenda.

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    5. Re:Media hype. by WalterDGeranios · · Score: 1
      BUT, even if you take his words as figuratively as possible, he still has no business making them.

      Here, I basically agree. I'm generally against rhetoric because it can preclude direct discussion of the issues.

      Say Alan Greenspan were to make a similar comment--perhaps he says that if companies don't start hiring more new empolyees the economy will fall into a depression.

      I'm not sure this is quite the same. I can see Alan Greenspan making a comment that he knows will be publicized and waking up the next morning to see economic turbulence. I don't envision Orrin Hatch making his comment in a political forum and then waking up the next morning to see remotely-destroying-computers legislation enacted.

      He has received $175,000 in campaign funding from the TV/Music/Movie industries and almost $500,000 from the commuications/electronics sectors--underneath all the speculation here, the bottom line is he is being paid to push an agenda.

      Are these numbers significant? I haven't done research on it myself, but I imagine that one could add up campaign contributions from different sectors to make a high-profile politician look compromised on just about any issue--although I suppose there must ultimately be a reason for those contributions to take place. :]

      At any rate, I think the Senator has been embarrassed that his big clubhouse talk has drawn negative publicity, but I don't foresee serious damage to any other parties.

  202. All in favor for Sen. Hatch execution raise hand. by CaptIronfist · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Seriously, any other country in the world would have found such proposition to be serious madness. Criminals have rights because they are humans like everyone else. Destroying someone's property for the sake of 'justice' ( the author doesn't think copyright enforcement is justice at all. ) isn't justifiable and arguable. Any civilized nation in the world doesn't allow the state to destroy, steal or commit any other criminal act against perpetrator of such crimes because crimes only generates crime. ( the ole saying: fighting evil with evil only generates more evil.. that's not a bold statement at all. )

    Makes me think of the jokes in the Robocop movies where car thieves are executed right on the spot by electrical discharge. That wasn't serious at all you know, and it was directly aimed to laugh at people like Sen. Hatch, who obviously are sponsoring the concept of the police state for the ole mighty $.

    This guy ( Sen. Hatch ) is the perfect example of a real DUMB ASS AMERICAN WITH A TIN CAN FOR A BRAIN! Please, next election, vote for the sane people. Anyways with the economy totally drowning because of those idiots on capital hill, i don't think the next elections are going to worry the world very much. ( The author does think that some americans are civilized, well educated and capable of working in a equal and free society. )

  203. Re:And I'd Like Some Way to Destroy Senator Hatch. by jasonditz · · Score: 1

    all we need to do is develop technology to warn him the next two times he says something stupid, and then destroy his brain.

  204. Don't worry by commodoresloat · · Score: 4, Funny

    They'll use your version when they post the dupe.

    1. Re:Don't worry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Indeed, because it's the same goddamn AP story. Nobody at the Washington Post wrote that. I read the same thing in the SF Chronicle.

  205. Brent O. Hatch is named here: by Chyeburashka · · Score: 3, Informative
    In this Amended Complaint, Orin Hatch's son Brent O. Hatch is listed right at the very top and near the bottom. A lot of interesting stuff in between.

    On the subject of loose cannon Senators, the Senator from Disney, Ernest Hollings, got quite a severe mocking today from Rush Limbaugh. Rush was making fun of Hollings saying that the problem with America was "too much consumption".

    Can any good Mormons out there explain how the belief that you will (if you pay your tithes, etc) someday become a GOD affect your world view. This is on topic since Orin, Brent, Darl, and most of the SCO board are all apparently Mormons, as is the named Judge, Dale A. Kimball.

    1. Re:Brent O. Hatch is named here: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um, it shouldn't. I don't see all this antagonism as being good.

    2. Re:Brent O. Hatch is named here: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It occured today that the Morman interest in genealogy research makes sense, since they've supported multiple marriages so much in the past. Odd I've never seen anyone else make the connection. I'd like to hear more about the fake/forged documents the Mormons were founded on. It made some news a few years ago, and then nothing.

    3. Re:Brent O. Hatch is named here: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Supported multiple marriages so much in the past"? When would this be? When polygamy was outlawed in 1862, Mormons had a multiple marriage rate of approximately 2.5%. The general population had a rate of approximately 6% and this is straight from the census. Now, tell me again how we "supported multiple marriages so much in the past".

    4. Re:Brent O. Hatch is named here: by covertlaw · · Score: 1

      Maybe it was because Brigham Young, the one that the Utah mormons claim was the successor to the prophet, had several polygamous wives and about fifty kids as a result.

    5. Re:Brent O. Hatch is named here: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well this is WAY of topic now but...
      I beleive it is because it was mostly the leaders who had mutliple wives. Kind of like how cult leaders sleep with all the women in there cult. Well I guess if your Raelian the analogy breaks since they all sleep with each other but at least they share!

    6. Re:Brent O. Hatch is named here: by Realistic_Dragon · · Score: 1

      What kind of sadist would name his son BO Hatch?

      No wonder the poor deluded fool would try and take on IBM - his early years of torment must have warped his mind.

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    7. Re:Brent O. Hatch is named here: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This comment is as offensive as Hatch's. Mormons are as diverse a group as any other. You will find their beliefs run the gamut. Just as any other religion/culture/group.

      And as with any group, the loudest members tend to be the dumbest.

      Not a mormon, a very happy transplanted Salt Laker (15 yrs). You can bash a lot about Utah (SCO, Hatch, no flouride, shaped like a rectangle, etc), but to denigrate people in this way is wrong.

    8. Re:Brent O. Hatch is named here: by mfrank · · Score: 1

      Punchline to the Best Joke Ever:

      Yes, your Honor, I have two wives, and I think it's bigamy to admit it.

  206. Only in America... by Wingnut64 · · Score: 1

    ...do you ask "Is this terrorism?" when discussing a crime.

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  207. My thoughts by SifuDave54 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Well, what's to stop me from putting copyrighted material on my friends' computer? Material I've copyrighted, that is? Then, when I see people downloading it on Kazaa, it'll be legal for me to destroy their computer? It's kind of like making certain kinds of hacking legal.

  208. Here's the trick, boys... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    "There's no excuse for anyone violating copyright laws," Hatch said.

    Time to scrub Hatch's Congressional record and hang him from his own yardarm.

    Who's first?

  209. moron by oogoody · · Score: 1

    Again. Moron.

  210. Why protect a dead industry ? by HanzoSan · · Score: 3, Insightful


    Why protect a dead industry if the cost of protecting that industry is more than its worth?

    File Sharing has been good for the economy, people buy broadband, people buy bigger harddrives, newer computers, better headphones and speaker, a new soundcard, a CD burner, a DVD burner, a portable MP3 player.

    These are all of the things I've purchased with MY money, these things equal more than what I would have spent if I were to just buy 10 CDs or something.

    So why do they want to destroy the whole PC industry to save the music industry? It doesnt make sense to me when most of Sonys sales, most of AOLs sales, come from the so called pirates. Those same pirates are the ones who pay AOL to connect to these file sharing apps.

    But nooo, AOL has to be greedy and try to make you pay to connect to the net, buy their DVD burner, CD burner, and pay for the content.

    Well imagine how successful ISPs would be if we had to pay for every website, $1 a site, how many people would surf the web for $1 a site? I wouldnt. Would you?

    Why ruin the whole PC industry to save one business when theres 20-30 other businesses which benefit from piracy?

    This isnt about economics, this isnt political, this is a power move, Disney has more power than Intel, Time Warner has more power than AOL, Sony's Movies Division has more power than Sonys electronics division.

    What these dumb companies cant understand is, that their electronics divisions wont exist if they end piracy.

    People wont bother buying a CD burner, at least not in these numbers, People wont buy VCRs, DVD burners, new soundcards for their PC, and all these little blank CDs.

    Next time the RIAA complains about how many billions of dollars they lose on piracy, perhaps they should mention all of the billions they gain in terms of blank CDs, CD burners, DVD burners, and broadband internet access.

    This industry could be huge, or a few greedy people can destroy it.

    Mr. Sketch, what is your opinion? DO you think the Broadband/PC/Electronics industry will be bigger, or will the Media/Music/Content industry be bigger?

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    1. Re:Why protect a dead industry ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

      I see you post drivel like this every time this subject comes up, which is often. I know how you think, you think it should be legal to download copyrighted material because it doesn't take away anything blablabla. JUST FUCKING SHUT UP ALREADY. You've established that you're 15 years old or completely clueless. Just stop. Please.

    2. Re:Why protect a dead industry ? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1
      Why protect a dead industry if the cost of protecting that industry is more than its worth?

      More than its (sic) worth to who? Obviously, it's worth something to Hatch.

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    3. Re:Why protect a dead industry ? by Sj0 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      That's a dangerous mindset, and the same kind of thinking that gets people like Hatch here to say things like this.

      Now, the truth of the matter is, acting upon his thoughts would cause massive economic damage to the entire world. Tens of millions of machines could be affected, including corporate and educational machines, government and research machines. It would affect computers worldwide. Furthermore, we have no idea how much damage would be done. Perhaps the virus would merely wipe out the hard drive. Perhaps it would increase the FSB on the motherboard and the memory clock on common video cards to wipe out the video memory, motherboard, memory, and CPU in one shot, possibly also taking out the other peripheral cards in the process.

      Overall, it looks very much like destroying the world to save a bunch of ungrateful, whiney, untalented pieces of garbage who have never created a thought of their own, let alone music.

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    4. Re:Why protect a dead industry ? by HanzoSan · · Score: 1

      So you want corperate welfare?

      Let a dead industry die.

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    5. Re:Why protect a dead industry ? by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 1

      It might be considered chicken-and-egg. Or maybe not.

      Without the music, you wouldn't have bought any of that stuff. I suppose one might have been recording indie concerts and sharing them, but that always seemed like a niche. It's a lot like the next version of Doom or Quake where people are planning their next upgrade around those games. Without those games, then they wouldn't have had a need to upgrade.

      You definitely do have a point, I read that the electronics industries are significantly larger than music + movie industries combined. The clout is in the lobbyists and in donations, and IIRC, per capita clout spending by electronics and such is much lower.

    6. Re:Why protect a dead industry ? by babyrat · · Score: 1

      Why protect a dead indusry?

      Why break the law?

      If you don't feel the music on CDs is worth paying what they are asking, then don't buy it, and don't break the law by pirating it. Buy independent CDs from the artists for $5. Download artists freely available music. Send them a cheque if you feel like it.

      Create the equivalent of the free software movement in music. You don't see Linux zealots pirating MS Windows (they just steal SCO's code---I'M KIDDING) - you see them helping to create an alternative. They (and I) put up with Office apps that weren't a polished as MS Office, while helping to improve them and create a viable alternative.

      Instead of trying to justify breaking the law by a lame excuse of helping the economy why not help the people who are willing to play nicely - the independant artists who are scraping a measly material existance because of their love of their music? Then they will have more money to buy new instruments or have more time to devote to their craft because they don't have to work a crappy job to make ends meet because the $200 per weekend they get playing the local bar doesn't cut it. You can make a difference.

      The electronic's divisions will not cease to exist without piracy. There are tons of legitimate uses for all those devices - just because YOU wouldn't use them for legal purposes doesn't mean a large portion of the population wouldn't.

      You could use your CD burner to record legal music . You could by a video camera to record your next road trip to see one of your favourite bands playing in a small bar in a town 3 hours away, and then burn to a DVD so you could remember the fun you had getting there.

      Not that I agree with the statements of Sen Hatch, but it is mindless drivel like this that provides ammunition for the people arguing for DRM etc. The best argument against DRM is that most people are honest so don't burden them with all this crap. Posts like yours certainly dilute that argument!

    7. Re:Why protect a dead industry ? by carlos_benj · · Score: 1

      ...Time Warner has more power than AOL...

      Isn't that a lot like the email letting us all know that Abercrombie and Fitch have just merged?

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    8. Re:Why protect a dead industry ? by carlos_benj · · Score: 1

      ...why not help the people who are willing to play nicely - the independant artists who are scraping a measly material existance because of their love of their music?

      I'm havin' a hard time finding a good indie symphonic orchestra.

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    9. Re:Why protect a dead industry ? by Mr.+Sketch · · Score: 1

      Mr. Sketch, what is your opinion? DO you think the Broadband/PC/Electronics industry will be bigger, or will the Media/Music/Content industry be bigger?

      In my opinion, the media/music/content industry will always be bigger mainly because since it's entertainment, people will pay a premium for it. As such, the media industry can increase prices and people will pay or just keep prices the same while the costs go down. However, the electronics industry is practically becoming required in daily life thus since people will have to buy those electronic items and they will choose the one that is the lowest price thus forcing prices down reducing the margins for the companies. This of course gives the media industries large profits to work with while the electronics companies are scraping to get buy.

      The media industry is also pretty much under unified control (RIAA+MPAA) while the electronics industry is more fragmented with lots of smaller companies competing with one another. This creates a few large entities in the media industry with a unified goal and direction while lots of smaller electronics companies squabble amongsts themselves.

      While we could do without the media industry (or at least the large individual companies such as the MPAA and RIAA and just let the individual labels fight it out like the electronics companies), they (the MPAA+RIAA) have more compiled resources and can bend the laws to their liking, can fight on a more unified front and thus will be a lot harder to stop.

      This is not the way I would like things to be, however, it's how they are.

    10. Re:Why protect a dead industry ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who don't you die, fucko? Every post you write brings further proof that you're a fucking idiot.

    11. Re:Why protect a dead industry ? by DarkAce911 · · Score: 1

      Oh come on. Think about it. A virus written by the Government or the RIAA. I'm scared. Bring it on. I can use the overtime on my day job or the side jobs I can pick up.

    12. Re:Why protect a dead industry ? by lots · · Score: 1

      Ever wonder why the music industry is losing money?

      think back to the last good song you heard..

      that was a long time ago wasnt it?

      in laymen's terms, thier music just plain blows.. no wonder they're losing money, i wouldnt download anything from them in the first place! :P

      plus how do they propose to "fry" my computer? my firewall will just ignore it.. my os most likely wont even respond to it.. so again i ask, how?

    13. Re:Why protect a dead industry ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      to whom

    14. Re:Why protect a dead industry ? by HanzoSan · · Score: 1



      Yeah but music always exists, we dont need it from Sony.

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    15. Re:Why protect a dead industry ? by HanzoSan · · Score: 2, Insightful



      Thats just it, people arrent paying a premium for it anymore, the market is finally balancing itself out.

      This is a good thing. Its how capitalism works.

      Things will change as people stop supporting the monopoly.

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    16. Re:Why protect a dead industry ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're a dipshit... he is referring to the divisions within the company that is AOL-Time Warner. I swear to god... I am so f*cking sick and tired of people posting stupid and false critiques of irrelevant facts on /. But hey, I guess I am critiquing you. Mawahahaha. F*ck all, I'm going back under my bridge.

    17. Re:Why protect a dead industry ? by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't take the threats of an entity which has thrown around enough money to get so many people to believe legislation like THIS is nessessary so lightly. Don't you think that after all the effort to become legal vigilantees, they'll make good on their threats? Toss out some dough to get some good hackers backed by engineers and testers?

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    18. Re:Why protect a dead industry ? by stanmann · · Score: 1

      UH, that would be all of them. Symphonic orchestras that is. They are all independant. As far as that goes, and scraping by, That too. Oh yes, most of them work day jobs. And none of them are owned by the major labels. Some are subsidised by local municipalities, but that usually just barely allows them to keep the lights and water running.

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    19. Re:Why protect a dead industry ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Time Warner has more power than AOL

      not to be too picky, but time warner was bought by AOL

      unless of course, you mean interoffice, which is understandable, you know how pissed off time warner people get when the AOL guys take all the coffee.

    20. Re:Why protect a dead industry ? by untaken_name · · Score: 1

      Ever wonder why the music industry is losing money?

      Nope. They have (on balance) fewer acts and (in my opinion) a lot of the acts they have sound like each other. They have been reducing the number of CDs which get released, and that, coupled with fewer artists and (in my opinion) similar sounding CDs is why the music industry is losing money. I find it reprehensible that they can knowingly reduce sales and then turn around and blame the reduction on piracy. They *knew* they were releasing fewer CDs. They *knew* they had fewer artists. However, they continue to blame weak sales on piracy. I haven't purchased a CD from a chain store/big record company in years, and I have no need to. I can find excellent free and cheap music on the internet; I don't need the ??AA telling me what to like.
      My favorite artist would have to be MC Front-a-lot, and you can download his MP3s right off his page.
      Fuck the ??AA. I'd personally rather listen to music that was made for the love of it rather than for cash. This may not be best for the artist, in terms of being able to pay bills, but that's not my concern. If someone can make a living doing what they love to do, they're lucky. If not, they'll just have to do it in their spare time like the rest of the world.

    21. Re:Why protect a dead industry ? by ShavenYak · · Score: 1


      Why protect a dead industry if the cost of protecting that industry is more than its worth?

      More than its (sic) worth to who? Obviously, it's worth something to Hatch.


      I'd like to complain about your misuse of "(sic)". The parent poster could have been implying that the cost of protecting that industry is more than the worth of that industry. If "its worth" was intended to mean "the worth of that industry", the possesive form "its" was appropriate.

      Of course, in the same sentence, "it's" could also be appropriate, as "the cost... is more than it is worth" would have the same general meaning and still be grammatically correct.

      That sentence makes me wish I were an English teacher. It would be great fun to ask students which form of its/it's is correct!

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    22. Re:Why protect a dead industry ? by tam4som · · Score: 1

      File Sharing has been good for the economy, people buy broadband, people buy bigger harddrives, newer computers, better headphones and speaker, a new soundcard, a CD burner, a DVD burner, a portable MP3 player.

      It takes quite a few portable mp3 players to match what the RIAA is pumping into the economy with their teams of lawyers.

    23. Re:Why protect a dead industry ? by geekee · · Score: 1

      Great idea. I think I start selling boxes to steal cable and satellite tv. What the hell. It'll help the electronics industry sell more tvs. The cable and satellite companies are too greedy anyway. Someone needs to take them down a peg. After that I'll go after the prescription drug industry. I'll make knock-off drugs as soon as they come out. That industry's so greedy that Canada, etc. has to make laws regulating prices. So, what the hell. Who cares if they can't make any money to fund new development. It'll be good for people in the dort term, being able to get cheap drugs. After that I'll find some other targets. their all just greedy capitalists exploiting the proletariat anyway.

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  211. diplomacy by wotevah · · Score: 1
    He is a politician, after all, so statements like this are just part of his game.

    I am sorry, diplomacy is part of politics. Not for him apparently. If he can't control his temper (as it obviously is the case) in public statements, how can we expect that he will be objective when working on the laws ?

    I think that these statements where he displays an obvious disregard for law and common sense should constitute grounds for whatever needs to be done to remove him from office.

    If a judge said that, I think he would be disqualified from ever playing a role in any trial remotely related to these issues. And a judge is "merely" interpreting the laws. What can't we do anything with the people who make the laws ?

    1. Re:diplomacy by WalterDGeranios · · Score: 1
      If he can't control his temper (as it obviously is the case)

      Obviously--based on the article? Or the Slashdot summary? Either way, that seems to be making a large assumption on a third or fourth-hand summary of what happened. In fact, if it had been in a burst of temper, I suspect that it would have been mentioned in the article.

      If a judge said that, I think he would be disqualified from ever playing a role in any trial remotely related to these issues. And a judge is "merely" interpreting the laws. What can't we do anything with the people who make the laws ?

      A judge discussing an issue with strong rhetoric would appear impartial with regards to the issue, which would be inappropriate; extreme cases of such impartiality affecting their decisions is often referred to as legislating from the bench. Law-makers, on the other hand, are supposed to be partial to a certain side of an issue; that's why they vote one way or another. They're legislating.

    2. Re:diplomacy by WalterDGeranios · · Score: 1
      A judge discussing an issue with strong rhetoric would appear impartial with regards to the issue, which would be inappropriate; extreme cases of such impartiality affecting their decisions is often referred to as legislating from the bench.

      Ahem . . . I think you meant "partial with regards to the issue" and "partiality affecting their decisions." If you're not careful, your comment will make a Slashdot article and people will send you megs upon megs of hate e-mail saying that they think that judges should be impartial, not partial, and that you should be removed from whatever office you might hold.

    3. Re:diplomacy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ah, so you mean Sen. Hatch wanted to "undestroy" those computers right ?

    4. Re:diplomacy by wotevah · · Score: 1
      Quotes (as they are used in the article) usually mean those are the Senator's own words. Unless this is taken out of context and by "do[ing] this" he means catching Osama and not p2p-ers, I can't see how you can misinterpret that. I would be quite worried if his reasoning apparatus is used to generate ANY law governing people. We have enough of a mess without senators supporting vigilante action against their own people.
      "If we can find some way to do this without destroying their machines, we'd be interested in hearing about that," Hatch said. "If that's the only way, then I'm all for destroying their machines. If you have a few hundred thousand of those, I think people would realize" the seriousness of their actions, he said.
    5. Re:diplomacy by WalterDGeranios · · Score: 1
      Quotes (as they are used in the article) usually mean those are the Senator's own words. Unless this is taken out of context and by "do[ing] this" he means catching Osama and not p2p-ers, I can't see how you can misinterpret that.

      I don't think anyone disputes that. The idea is that the Senator's own words are more likely constitute rhetoric than a plan of action.

    6. Re:diplomacy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, you meant 'liberate' the computers...

  212. Shades of Cyberpunk 2020 by chowdmouse · · Score: 1

    Better jack out before Trace and Burn, man.

  213. Right of Recall by drizzx · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It is for morons like this that the people should have the power to 'recall' politicians at all levels of govt. Senator Hatch says he's protecting your interests, but we all know the only interests he's protecting are his political contributions

    1. Re:Right of Recall by oojah · · Score: 1

      I quite agree (I'm in the UK).

      Being able to vote someone out of power a few years down the line is not good enough. I can see my interests being ignored - the large number of votes against an id card cast online, mine included, being ignored, going to war and other things. I don't agree with these actions! I'm fed up and want the government to change, or at the very least for a few key players to change.

      Cheers,

      Roger

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  214. My thoughts on it by chriso11 · · Score: 1

    This is kind of off-topic, but there are actually two reasons why the copyright holders want to extend the length of copyrights:
    1) money (obviously)
    and:
    2) to limit the public domain. Since there is less 'material' in the public domain for derivative works, people wind up going back to the big copyright holders.

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  215. Stupid, stupid by hey! · · Score: 1

    All a stupid remark like that does is discredit any reasonable position in favor of protecting copyright holders -- if not worse. Lord Macaulay warned over a hundred and fifty years ago that if parliament passed unreasonable copyright laws, it would simply bring the law itself into contempt. Sen. Hatch is apparently going to take this one step further by damaging the stature of the law in the minds of common people without passing any legislation.

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  216. It's a Fourth Amendment Issue... by sipy · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Before my private property is seized or destroyed, I expect my constututional rights, specifically, those spelled out in the 4th amendment, to be respected.

    The Government must not seize or destroy private property without that property's owner being granted due process. And I surely do not consent to a private industry lobbying group (the RIAA) taking the place of The Government, and trouncing that right, either.

    If you have done so, please do not continue to advocate the destruction of private property, even under The Best Intentions(tm), or "boosting commerce". If you want to advocate the seizure or destruction of personal assets under ANY circumstances, please only consider doing so after granting the intended victim their constitutionally-guaranteed right of due process.

    1. Re:It's a Fourth Amendment Issue... by SubtleNuance · · Score: 1

      The DMCA already destroys your right of due process. A Cease and Desist need only be written to your ISP to take down website, if not, the ISP is immediately liable...

      The corporate government is taking over the USA. Does this *really* surprise anyone anymore?

    2. Re:It's a Fourth Amendment Issue... by dimer0 · · Score: 1

      Very well put.

      So well put, I just delivered it to Senator Hatch's office voicemail in DC.

      I think I added something about him being "insane" at the end of it, demanding a retraction. But then again, I've been drinking.

      Thanks for the articulation.

    3. Re:It's a Fourth Amendment Issue... by evilviper · · Score: 1

      You'll be disappearing to Camp X-Ray soon... Never to be heard from again...

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    4. Re:It's a Fourth Amendment Issue... by sharkey · · Score: 1
      Before my private property is seized or destroyed, I expect my constututional rights, specifically, those spelled out in the 4th amendment, to be respected.

      ROFL!! ..... Oh, wait, you were serious! I'd say to contact the ACLU, but they only protect the odd-numbered Amendments, so sorry.

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    5. Re:It's a Fourth Amendment Issue... by ronfar · · Score: 1
      The only Constitutional rights we have are what the Supreme Court rules that we have. The Supreme Court has ruled asset forfeiture to be legal: Supreme Court ruling on asset forfeiture means "cops have become the robbers," say Libertarians.

      The Supreme Court ruled on Monday that the government can seize property used to commit a crime, even if the owner was innocent of any wrongdoing.

      The case involved a Michigan woman whose family car was confiscated when her husband used it for sex with a prostitute. The Court rejected her argument that as an "innocent owner" she was entitled to compensation for her half-interest in the automobile.

      Basically, the Constitution is a dead letter, our rights are currently protected only if they are politically popular.
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    6. Re:It's a Fourth Amendment Issue... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would like to see my 2nd amendment rights upheld as well, as I am going to need them when I find out that my PC has been "destroyed".

  217. strredwolf,macdaddy357,dtolton by HanzoSan · · Score: 1


    Do you think its fair that Sen Hatch destroy the whole PC industry just to fight some music pirates?

    I have to ask you all, why the hell does our government favor certain industries over others?

    What the hell? Since when was the Music/Movie industry more important than the electronics/PC industry?

    People will stop buying Broadband internet access, they will stop buying CD burners, DVD burners, fancy soundcards,headphones,speakers, etc etc.

    The main cause of PC industry growth right now is Piracy, File sharing, whatever you want to call it, its doing more for our economy than the Music Industry.

    The Movie Industry is immune to this because the theaters are selling more tickets than ever, I've went to see more movies this year than I ever have in my life.

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  218. Due process by Lulu+of+the+Lotus-Ea · · Score: 1

    The new standard of American justice:

    Presumed innocent until the RIAA decides you might be guilty!

  219. Personal Response from Sen. Specter by Snorpus · · Score: 1

    Greetings, Thank you for taking the time to contact me. I receive a large volume of E-mails, phone calls, faxes and letters every week from concerned citizens like yourself. By following these simple steps, you will help me respond to your concerns in a more prompt and efficient manner. Please note that because of the high volume of E-mails I receive daily, it may take up to several weeks to receive a response. â" IMMEDIATE ACTION ITEMS: To respond to your time sensitive concerns, please contact the Washington office or the state office in your area. â" Legislative Comments: To respond to your concerns regarding a legislative matter, please include your complete name, address, and a daytime telephone number (optional). I will respond to your email by mail. â" Scheduling Matters: Please contact our Washington office by faxing your request to our fax line (202) 228-1229. â" Constituent Services: i.e. DC Tourism, Internships, Flag Requests, and Academy Nominations. Please access my website . I look forward to hearing from you. Sincerely, Arlen Specter

  220. In other news by zakezuke · · Score: 1

    Did your neighbor borrow your lawn mower and fail to return it? Well in legislation proposed by Sen. Hatch you would be able to bust a cap in their ass! Yep... it's legal vigalanty justice should this bill pass. One catch though, you have to video tape the retaliation and sent it in to Cops(tm) who will own the copyright for personal justice media.

    But it doesn't stop here, no sir. If you indeed returned that lawnmower, and you get a cap in your ass, you can bust a cap in their ass too.

    Hatch has been remarked as saying, "The only way to reduce our crime rate is to legalize it".

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    1. Re:In other news by t_allardyce · · Score: 1

      Damn this mans a looney, just like Bush - how many more are there?

      And does that mean i can bust a cap in Bush's ass for stealing my..erm lawnmower? or is that threatening the president... been done on /. for that once already.

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  221. Script Kiddies by TheGreatAvatar · · Score: 1

    So how long would it be before some SK sends S. Hatch a nice email congratulating him on his fortitude while installing a trojan horse which down loads massive amounts of mp3s from Morpheus all the while consuming the "two warnings" thus triggering the bomb.

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  222. Dang! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Too bad he didn't realize what a clever play of words he stumbled into. Man, that would have been funny if he posted it on purpose.

    1. Re:Dang! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What makes you think that I didn't?

    2. Re:Dang! by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

      Does this mean that you won't give him an extra whack for me? *poot*! :^P

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  223. Would Never Happen Don't Worry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This would be an indescriminate manner to enforce a law.

    Example: Someone uses your computer without your knowledge and downloads something "illegal". In turn your computer gets destroyed.

    Hence, the perpetrator isn't punished, you are. It's like tying a shotgun to your door... it's an indescriminate manner to enforce "no trespassing".

    This Hatch fellow is an idiot and clearly displays his lack of legal knowledge by saying things like that. Any legistlator who makes comments like that should be required to take a competency test and fired if deemed so stupid.

    Sheesh I get worked up about this stuff... sorry.

  224. CHECK IT OUT: http://www.hatchmusic.com/ by xelph · · Score: 1

    Hatch makes his own songs available on cassette tape, but not on MP3. Bummer!!! Although it's easy to understand: he is probablyt worried that college students will pirate them, especially hit song "It's Not So Easy Growing Old" from his album "The Locket". So stop dissing the Orrin Dude! He is just fighting for himself!

  225. Quick Fun Solution! by tweedlebait · · Score: 1

    Open season on Hatch, RIAA, Microsoft, your neighbors, those pesky stonecutters, etc.

    1. Create a nice little BSA type company (ahem Front ahem) and obtain your technological
    hunting permit!

    2. Make a nice web-bugged copyrighted logo or image.. hell throw on a digital sig and digimark and any other drm thing you can think of on it.

    3. Attach in email, or invite to web page with image. Include disclaimer,[or porn invite for senators] (optional?!)

    4. Detect image hogging space in Hatch's IE cache. If deleted, he's obviously trying to avoid detection, and it's certainly undeletable..

    5. Profi....

    6. **->bubble, sizzle, sizzle bubble*****. Include all email servers etc. inside the organization on your 'melt list'

    Most military systems have lots of copyrighted stuff on them too..

    I'm sure all office workers at capitol hill don't have anything to hide.

    hmm..

    This sounds like fun.

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  226. Immature by t_allardyce · · Score: 1

    Thats the most immature thing ive heard today, its worse than something id say when i was in a mood: People who have such knee-jerk reactions should be killed!

    File-trading is a way of life ive come to enjoy. Ok pirating is illigal, but then not all people who own guns intend to use them to shoot "animals and targets". Ofcourse, posting unanonymously id have to say that i would never download pirate music etc. Only stuff in the public domain ;) ;) yeah and if you belive that youll belive that i have an two M16's and a 12 guage for "personal protection"

    Surely theres a much bigger gun problem in america? no? so basically whats being said here is that illigal file-sharing constitutes more of a threat to America than kids going around shooting out schools? And for f*cks sake why do all these stupid senators have such stupid names???

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  227. The Law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How is it (or would it be) legal for a copyright owner to destroy someone elses property legally if the feds cannot?!? I have to wonder what planet Mr. Hatch comes from, it certainly isn't ours.

  228. yeah right by mlerner · · Score: 0

    Not with my firewall and I can just re-format anyway.

  229. Proof by Artraze · · Score: 1

    If this does end up being feasible, the idea of proof comes into question. How can someone prove that that you were (or wern't) downloading copyrighted material if they nuke your harddrive? Unless they toast your hardware, there's no real way to do anything permanent other than wipe your HD, along wiht any evidence. This could be a very bad thing for both sides. Victims could claim they wern't downloading anything illegal even if they were, and attackers could claim someone was even if they wern't. This, of course, doesn't even account for Mistakes.

  230. And how would this be implemented? by CausticPuppy · · Score: 1

    Would future versions of operating systems be required to have an "RIAA Back Door" that only they have the key for? Will this be a feature of Palladium perhaps? What hardware changes will firewall vendors be forced to make?

    Will they use known exploits in various operating systems? Would it then be illegal to patch these security holes?

    I think Mr. Hatch has been watching too many movies. I mean, if we have the technology to upload a virus that is capable of destroying an alien mothership, surely it's trivial to destroy a single user's PC, right?

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    1. Re:And how would this be implemented? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, speaking of implementation, haven't these
      people been sending threatening letters to
      universities and so forth, on the basis of having
      found some file with a name like
      "Madonna_in_XVIth_Century_Flemish_Art.doc" on an
      ftp site?

      Leaving aside every other issue (and there's a
      lot of them....) are THESE the folks we want to
      give that kind of power to?

  231. Threats? by bobthemuse · · Score: 1

    Some legal experts suggested Hatch's provocative remarks were more likely intended to compel technology and music executives to work faster toward ways to protect copyrights online than to signal forthcoming legislation. I didn't realize that individual senators were in the business of threatening industries...

  232. Let 'Em Institute It... by superdan2k · · Score: 1

    ..and it won't be long before someone with a packet sniffer figures out what the code is and then launches it as a permanent DoS attack against anything with a .gov or .mil TLD.

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  233. dumbest thing i've heard in a long time by PhuCknuT · · Score: 1

    this idea allows the supposed victim to enact a punishment much greater than the crime, with no trial, and destroying evidence in the process.

    genius!

  234. Info on Torchmark by Snorpus · · Score: 1

    Here is their self-description from their own website: Torchmark Corporation is a financial services holding company specializing in life and supplemental health insurance for "middle income" Americans through multiple distribution channels including direct response, exclusive and independent agencies.

  235. the follies of vigilantism by EdIsSoKewl · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It's disturbing to hear about members of the government openly advocating vigilatism. Violent self-help is a danger to any society founded on the principle of the rule of law. Who gets to decide who's guilty? Who determines the punishment? Who watches for excesses and abuses? When it's every man for himself, life quickly becomes nasty, brutish, and short.

    Coincidentally, I've been reading a book called "The Contradictions of American Capital Punishment" (by Franklin Zimring) that argues, among other things, that America's strong vigilate tradition, especially in the South, is one of the primary reasons it has become one of the last developed nations in the world with a death penalty; and that the values associated with vigilatism prevent Americans from critically examining the gross inequities in their capital punishment system, such as the vastly differing rates of executution of the condemned by income and race.

    When I read something like this, it makes me feel like senator Hatch has a lot in common with those Good ol' Boys in the white hoods. Lets all hope that cooler heads prevail.

  236. Vigilantie Senators. by pcwhalen · · Score: 4, Interesting

    What the Senator is suggesting is that a purported copyright holder be allowed to destroy property of another with no trial. This is un-American.

    First, an Article 3 created court needs to determine guilt or innocence. Second, destruction of property as a punishment appears nowhere in the penal code [hehe, hehe, he said "penal"]. Last time I checked, we didn't cut off hands, either.

    If I am a farmer and I think you may have stolen corn from my field as you drove by, could I destroy your refridgerator?

    Hatch has no concept of technology or the dynamic of the problem he seeks to address. Thus, he speaks as one insane.

    "I'd do away with the pixies if you could give me something more." Ben Lee

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  237. yea *brilliant* by Cynikal · · Score: 3, Interesting

    and how long do you suppose till some kid with a grudge sets up a completely obscure OS, sets up a honey pot just begging to get nuked by this new technology, captures the packets, decyphers it, and takes down anyone he has a grudge with?

    what if he has a politial agenda against your country?

    these guys are soooo "smrt", i can tell!

    1. Re:yea *brilliant* by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 1

      and how long do you suppose till some kid with a grudge sets up a completely obscure OS, sets up a honey pot just begging to get nuked by this new technology, captures the packets, decyphers it, and takes down anyone he has a grudge with?

      Why does he need to reverse-engineer the nuketool? All he needs to do is write a little tune and register the copyright on it, then he'll be allowed to wreak havoc on whomever he wants with Hatch's full blessing.

      I mean, it's not like huge corporations are the only entities that hold copyrights, is it?

  238. Next... pre-emptive strikes on "pirates" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This of course is only the beginning. They will add
    in a "pre-emptive strike" clause, allowing your
    computer to be destroyed because you were ABOUT
    to download copyrighted material (or at least they
    thought you were about to.....)

  239. ...who's the joke on? by Revenge013 · · Score: 1

    And to think that this is all coming from a man whose surname is synonymous to 'spitball.' (Reference: dictionary.com) --Revvy

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  240. Typical Republican move by inkswamp · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Reading this kind of story (and others like it) causes me to wonder why it is that Republicans continue to push (with much success, btw) the lie that their party represents freedom from government intrusion. How much more intrusive can you get? Punishment without a trial. Big Brother would be proud of Sen. Hatch. Where is the outcry from all the conservatives and fellow Republicans about this suggestion?

    One's PC typically contains loads of personal information, documents, photos, etc. And are we to believe that law-enforcement never makes mistakes and that the only machines destroyed would be only those belonging to those whose activities warranted it? There are so many problems with this approach (i.e., what if one user on a multi-user computer is doing it--everyone on the machine must pay the price) that Hatch only shows how out-of-touch and ill-educated about modern computers he really is.

    And once again, he makes himself a fine example of why Republicans are lying through their teeth when they spout platitudes about taming government intrusiveness and power.

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    1. Re:Typical Republican move by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Wasn't it Pesident Clinton who signed the DMCA? And didn't the Dems have majority control of the senate at the time?

      Seriously, I can't remember.

    2. Re:Typical Republican move by cpoch · · Score: 1

      I'm slowly being convinced that only the Libertarians really care about freedom from government intrusion into our lives. Personally, I'm conservative (I sit on the fence between the Republicans and the Libertarians). I support the president. But I find it hard to support Ashcroft's justice department when it seems like we're heading towards a police state. What I'd really like to see is a party that favors small and medium business, as the major parties of today seem to either favor industry or big business. Really what I'm looking for is a truly moderate party.

      It is very easy to mistake completely legitimate files on your computer for pirated content. For example, I could use Kazaa to download live tracks of my favorite bands in concert. If sanctioned by the band, these files would be legal. I could also have the band's latest CD ripped on my PC for loading into my MP3 player. These files would be legal too. Assuming that I had file sharing with other users disabled in Kazaa, the RIAA could come after me for using Kazaa, even though I did nothing illegal. It would be hard to prove where the tracks I ripped came from, and the RIAA could claim I downloaded them off Kazaa. Of course, if I owned the CD, I could legally download the files off Kazaa for use in my MP3 player. Basically, how is the RIAA going to know that the copyrighted songs on my PC are truly pirated? With the destruction of my PC as proposed by Sen. Hatch, I bet they would destroy my PC before checking. Do we want to tolerate injustices like that in our society?

      The best way to turn a free society into a police state is quiet erosion of the citizen's rights.

    3. Re:Typical Republican move by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am Republican, and so are many of my friends. And I've already sent letters to Hatch and my two senators. And my friends tell me they're doing the same thing.

      By the way, you obviously don't read much in the way of "Republican" news. Visit some right-wing blogs, and you'll see how "Republicans" are reacting to this idiot.

      By the way, where's the "Democratic" outrage at the Iranian crackdown of students? All I see is "Republicans" addressing it.

      Drop the "All Republicans are bad and stupid" attitude. It's old and tiresome, and just plain wrong.

      -M

    4. Re:Typical Republican move by TheNetAvenger · · Score: 1

      Wasn't it Pesident Clinton who signed the DMCA? And didn't the Dems have majority control of the senate at the time?

      Yes and No... Memory refreshed yet?

      Hatch was one of the main supporters of the absurd crap added into the DMCA.

      Clinton signed it reluctantly, at the time saying that many of the items in the legislation would be struck down in the courts, leaving the parts that were there to protect people.

      And having no line item veto, it was the only way to get the good points of the DMCA into law.

      (Search for Clinton's remarks on this issue and why he signed it, as well as the other democrats that spoke out against the crap the republicans were stuffing into the DMCA.)

    5. Re:Typical Republican move by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hollings is a Democrat, and the SSSCA / CBDTPA (mandatory electronic police state; shred your Constitution) are just about the worst copyright-related proposals I've ever seen.

      I forget whether Berman (the guy sponsoring the bill to let record companies, etc. break into your computer) is a Democrat or a Republican.

      If you look back at the history of "frog stew" in recent times, I think you'll find that Al Gore (yes, THAT Al Gore) was the Senator who introduced the bill to mandate SCMS. IIRC, he also made comments at the time about changing copyright laws to be more friendly to copy protection. Nobody who had just witnessed the Congress impose BOTH preemptive royalty taxes and copy protection (if you're paying the one, what justification can there be for the other?), and thought about it, would have taken that to mean anything good.

      Lo and behold, we got the version of the DMCA that Valenti wanted under the Clinton/Gore Administration -- with the Administration both pushing for, and signing, the version which protects "technological protection" in cases where NO infringement is involved!

      You've got to watch out for both sides of the aisle.

    6. Re:Typical Republican move by stinky+wizzleteats · · Score: 1

      Where is the outcry from all the conservatives and fellow Republicans about this suggestion?

      Well, I certainly am doing a lot of crying out over this, but I haven't been a Republican since before the 2000 election. I also have been moving more toward the left, primarily because of issues such as this. I have also gotten involved in expert witness testimony assisting criminal defense firms in cases such as you describe. The answer to your question is a very great many mistakes.

      Do I count?

    7. Re:Typical Republican move by pentalive · · Score: 1

      WRONG!

      I am a republican, and I do not approve of the remote destruction of other's property, regardless of the triggering event and regardless of the party doing the destruction (government or business)

      Find yourself a smaller brush.

    8. Re:Typical Republican move by OeLeWaPpErKe · · Score: 1

      You know I always wonder why every american is always on one side of the big money party, and vigorously against the other side...

    9. Re:Typical Republican move by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then you should find yourself another party. I suggest you run away from your computer now, form an opinion (please, please, please take at least 10 minutes for this step), and choose a party.

      And frankly, if you've chosen "republican" or "democrat" ... try again, you'll get it right eventually.

    10. Re:Typical Republican move by thomas.galvin · · Score: 1

      Reading this kind of story (and others like it) causes me to wonder why it is that Republicans continue to push (with much success, btw) the lie that their party represents freedom from government intrusion. How much more intrusive can you get? Punishment without a trial. Big Brother would be proud of Sen. Hatch. Where is the outcry from all the conservatives and fellow Republicans about this suggestion?

      I'm a conservative Christian, registered Republican, and I just sent off my letter of protest. We're not all evil. Well, ok, we probably are, but not on this issue.

    11. Re:Typical Republican move by inkswamp · · Score: 1
      Not that any of you will read this now, but as the one who started this thread, I find in curious that all but one of you responding assumed I was a Democrat and offered a response/defense of Republicans and amounted to attacks on Democrats. Pointing out the faults of others doesn't negate the your own and likewise, doesn't adequately defend the faults of your own political party. I said nothing in my post that would indicate my political leanings. Disliking the hypocrisy of the Republicans doesn't automatically make you a Democrat nor does it make you a supporter of the Democrats. It also doesn't make me blind to the hypocrisy of the Democrats. Interesting that you self-proclaimed Republicans responding assume that anyone criticizing your party must be a Democrat.

      And no, I'm not a communist either before you all get going down that route. >:^)

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    12. Re:Typical Republican move by pentalive · · Score: 1

      sure, I could become a libratarian and have no voice at all. Some of us still hope to change the party from within.

  241. Um, seriously, by rock_climbing_guy · · Score: 1
    How are they going to destroy our computers?

    Are they going to send an e-mail bomb that will scatter my computer across the livingroom while I sleep. I can see a wrongful death suit coming.


    But seriously, what can they do to us besides erasing our hard drives and BIOS chips.

    That being said, I imagine that the average Joe would think his machine fried if you could remotely destroy his BIOS and reboot his machine.

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  242. for crying out loud by ejbvanc · · Score: 1

    Ya know, there are some people you really respect, sometimes you just think, "hey that guy is a pretty cool guy, i like him" or something along those lines, but this is just NUTS! Fuck that crap.... "oh yeah, Microsoft should have the power to destroy your $1500 of machine" or yeah "the RIAA's search bot for pirated material got you confused with someone else and sorry, you're SOL, look in the EULA, we're not responsible". As long as they have to power to destory our PC, i think we should have the power to put a bullet in whoever did it. Don't mess with my computer. Use you're PATRIOT ACT I & II against me but if M$ or the fucking RIAA is going to be given power to screw up my computer, i'm moving to Canada. This is really sad, this is one of those times I wish I wasn't a republican. Idiots!

  243. F34r m3! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    4ll y0ur c0mput4r b3l0ng t0 m3! 1 sh4ll d3str0y y00 us1ng th3 3l1t3 p0w3r 0f th3 1nt3rn3t!

    Uh.. yeah. Likely. Perhaps he's got an exploit based on the 'evil bit'? Here's why he's on crack:

    (1) Firewall

    Anybody in their right mind has one. Ooops. Most of your attacks don't work anymore. There's another issue with multiple computers NAT-ing behind the same IP address. How do they know they're trying to attack the right one?

    (2) OS-specific

    FreeBSD / Linux / MacOS, even Windows ..are mostly bulletproof against anything but a DOS attack if you set them up correctly (even a patched Windows machine is relatively solid).

    (3) Reputation

    The only foolproof way I can think of doing something like this is if the destruct software is already on your computer. Like through Windows Media Player?

    Does Microsoft really want to loose what little good will they have left with the computer community by admitting that they wrote code to remotely destroy their users computers? And what happens when an exploit is discovered to trigger this arbitrarily?

    That's dangerous ice they would be on.

    (4) Hacking laws?

    Christ, if it's borderline illegal to run a honeypot these days, you'd probably be able to bring a damn good lawsuit against them for malicious hacking.

  244. ha ha ha! by blueworm · · Score: 1

    I can see it now, I wake up to find out that millions of computers have been destroyed by a new fast moving worm that infects windows based computers and issues the almighty kill command. Now, I hear them talking about how they want to protect networks from terrorists, this is opening the front doors up and issuing an invite to Osama!

  245. Utah would like to apologize... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... but at least we don't hide our fundamentalists like Wyoming or Idaho.

  246. What else can you expect from someone named Orrin by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

    I don't know, the word "ILLEGAL" pops into my mind.

    With that word comes the thought, "If someone stole something of mine, and I nuked their computer, I would be called a cyber-terrorist."

    Put these two ideas together, and you come up with the logical argument:

    Hatch wants to legalize computer nuking.
    Computer nuking is cyber-terrorism
    THEREFORE
    Hatch wants to legalize terrorism.

    I mean really, what else can you expect from a Republican?

    *DUCKS*

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  247. There's only one way to combat this: by TrebleJunkie · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Do NOT support candidates or political parties that even THINK this stuff.

    I, for one, just quit the Republican Party, and sent the good Senator a nice message telling him why. I would STRONGLY urge all of you to do the same. Here's a nice little template to follow:


    • Dear Senator Hatch,

      I'm writing to you after reading an Associated Press news article in which you stated your support to destroy the computers of those who infringe on copyrights.

      "If that's the only way, then I'm all for destroying their machines. If you have a few hundred thousand of those, I think people would realize..." you were quoted as saying.

      While I do agree with you that folks downloading entire catalogs of music en masse from the internet are basically thieves, I think this is quite the extreme and wrong stance, especially given the sad state of copyright law that now exists.

      It's pretty clear today that copyright now favors large entertainment companies instead of any kind of scientific and social progress as the founders had intended, with copyright terms now exceeding most people's life expectancies (what good is the public domain when the public that could benefit from it no longer exists.) and when laws like the DMCA makes it a crime to copy something for FAIR USE if it happens to be encrypted in the first place. It's also pretty clear that Congress now favors the entertainment companies rather than the people that elected them, when they're willing to advocate or condone a "solution" that would destroy the private property of their constituents, without so much even lip service paid to due process.

      Well, if you're willing to be so extreme, Senator, so am I. I just quit the Republican Party. While I'm not from your state, and Pennsylvania is far from a Republican stronghold, I intend to encourage others to do the same.

      Maybe a few hundred thousand of us, and you'll realize something.

      Sincerely,

      Ed R. Zahurak

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    Ed R.Zahurak

    You know, oblivion keeps looking better every day.

    1. Re:There's only one way to combat this: by Anthony+Boyd · · Score: 1

      I hope you cc'd a leader in the Republican Party (not Hatch, of course). Because you're obviously making a bit of a martyr move here in order to pressure someone to change. That's not bad -- I admire it. But you need someone ELSE in the party to now pressure Hatch on your behalf. If it's just sent to Hatch, he can shrug, bury it, and move on.

    2. Re:There's only one way to combat this: by TrebleJunkie · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Actually, I'm hoping the Republican Party leadership reads Slashdot. ;)

      Nah, I'll send out some more letters soon. And I do, seriously encourage all of you to do the same. The technically-inclined average joe needs an equivalent of the NRA. A single-issue, extremely focused block of voters who can tell these guys, "we don't give a fuck what you think about abortion, or SUV's, or welfare, vote OUR way on technology, copyright and intellectual property, or we don't vote YOUR way."

      (My apologies to Andrew Vachss for paraphrasing his philosophy here, but he's right.)

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      Ed R.Zahurak

      You know, oblivion keeps looking better every day.

    3. Re:There's only one way to combat this: by TrebleJunkie · · Score: 1

      And, as promised... another note. This one sent to my state Senators, the majority Leader, several key Senate Committee leaders, the President and Vice President, and going out soon to influential members of the House. Feel free to send quit the Republican party along with me, and use my letters as you see fit -- I won't try to destroy your computer, I promise. ;)

      Dear Influential Member of the Republican Party,

      It is with great disappointment today that I write to you to say my farewell to the Republican Party, and to tell you that you have Senator Hatch to thank for it.

      It was reported today that Senator Hatch strongly advocated giving large companies free reign to destroy the private property of U.S. citizens they suspect of infringing on their copyrights -- without and hint of due process, or any legal process for that matter.

      (URL: http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/ 20030617/ap_on_hi_te/downloading_music )

      How very irresponsible. How very disgusting. How VERY un-American.

      I very much agree that the en masse downloading of music and movies is theivery. However, day by day, the Founders' concept of copyright is being eroded, as materials that should have entered into the public domain as intended, are being horded by large corporations. Laws like the Digital Millenium Copyright Act are being used by copyright holders as a weapon to squelch free academic and political speech, and preventing consumers from making perfectly legal, Fair Use copies and excerpts of copyrighted materials. And now, the Senator from Utah wants to teach "a few hundred thousand" of us a cruel cruel lesson. Well, isn't that nice. Never mind all the perfectly good rights of perfectly decent citizens that would be basically trampled to make that happen.

      I'm sorry. I can't support even the SUGGESTION of a system like that. And I can't support the person that would support that, or the party that would call him a member.

      So, I'm leaving. I will not vote Republican on the local, state or federal level. And I will encourage as many people as I can to do the same.

      Regretfully and Sincerely, Farewell.

      Ed R. Zahurak

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      Dear Senator Hatch,

      I'm writing to you after reading an Associated Press news article in which you stated your support to destroy the computers of those who infringe on copyrights.

      "If that's the only way, then I'm all for destroying their machines. If you have a few hundred thousand of those, I think people would realize..." you were quoted as saying.

      While I do agree with you that folks downloading entire catalogs of music en masse from the internet are basically thieves, I think this is quite the extreme and wrong stance, especially given the sad state of copyright law that now exists.

      It's pretty clear today that copyright now favors large entertainment companies instead of any kind of scientific and social progress as the founders had intended, with copyright terms now exceeding most people's life expectancies (what good is the public domain when the public that could benefit from it no longer exists.) and when laws like the DMCA makes it a crime to copy something for FAIR USE if it happens to be encrypted in the first place. It's also pretty clear that Congress now favors the entertainment companies rather than the people that elected them, when they're willing to advocate or condone a "solution" that would destroy the private property of their constituents, without so much as even lip service paid to due process.

      Well, if you're willing to be so extreme, Senator, so am I. I just quit the Republican Party. While I'm not from your state, and Pennsylvania is far from a Republican stronghold, I intend to encourage others to do the same.

      Maybe a few hundred thousand of us, and you'll realize something.

      Sincerely,

      Ed R. Zahurak

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      Ed R.Zahurak

      You know, oblivion keeps looking better every day.

    4. Re:There's only one way to combat this: by TrebleJunkie · · Score: 1

      And wouldn't you know it, there's a freaking typo.

      "without and hint of due process"

      Any, dammit! ANY. I kan tipe. Rilly.

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      Ed R.Zahurak

      You know, oblivion keeps looking better every day.

    5. Re:There's only one way to combat this: by bigmattana · · Score: 1

      I too usually vote Republican. I am very tempted to send such a letter just to prove my point to him, but I don't want non-corrupt Republicans to suffer because of one corrupt dimwit. Well, OK, these days there are quite a few dimwits in the Republican party, I still believe in its ideals. Perhaps at the very least, politicians need to be aware that most people are not blindly loyal to everyone in their favorite party, and to accomplish this, voters need to stop BEING blidly loyal to every politician who is in his or her favorite party.

    6. Re:There's only one way to combat this: by TrebleJunkie · · Score: 1

      If you're willing to quit the party, please do.

      If you're not, that's perfectly understandable and certainly your right. But at the very least, send letters to your representatives and other influential State and Federal representatiives. Get some pressure on these folks, and keep it there.

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      Ed R.Zahurak

      You know, oblivion keeps looking better every day.

    7. Re:There's only one way to combat this: by jeh0bu · · Score: 1

      Why do you think people who download music from the Internet are thieves?

      Here is the letter I sent to Senator Hatch:

      Dear Senator Hatch:

      Do you really favor destroying people's computers as a remedy for Internet copyright infringement? Instead, you should consider expanding fair use provisions of 17 U.S.C. Â 107, so non-commercial sharing of copyrighted files would be legal. We need to embrace this great new technology of peer-to-peer file sharing, not fight it.

      The entertainment industry feels threatened, but this is not the first time. Remember the Sony VCR case, Sony Corp. of Am. v. Universal City Studios, Inc., 464 U.S. 417 (1984)? The film industry wanted to block the sale of VCRs because they could be used to illegally copy movies. The supreme court decided that the VCR was capable of significant non-infringing uses and allowed the continued sale of VCRs.

      Really, the film industry was afraid that the VCR would hurt its bottom line. It was wrong; cinema revenues are doing fine today in spite of the introduction of the VCR and now the DVD player. I see similarities with online file sharing. The recording industry needs to find a way to embrace this new technology, not shun it. Millions upon millions of people are already using it; there is no stopping it.

      Maybe expansion of fair use provisions sounds a bit far-fetched to you, but remember what Thomas Jefferson said about intellectual property: "He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me. That ideas should freely spread from one to another over the globe, for the moral and mutual instruction of man, and improvement of his condition, seems to have been peculiarly and benevolently designed by nature, when she made them, like fire, expansible over all space, without lessening their density in any point, and like the air in which we breathe, move, and have our physical being, incapable of confinement or exclusive appropriation. Inventions then cannot, in nature, be a subject of property."

      Intellectual property is unlike tangible property and so should be treated differently under the law. The origin of our intellectual property laws is in the constitution. Article I, section 8, clause 8 grants congress the power âoeTo promote the Progress of Science and useful Arts, by securing for limited Times to Authors and Inventors the exclusive Right to their respective Writings and Discoveries.â The primary intent of this clause is to promote progress of creativity, i.e., Progress of Science and useful Arts. The secondary intent is to reward creators, so they will have incentive to create. Seeing that the secondary intent is a means to serve the primary intent, creators should only be rewarded for their creative work insofar as the reward promotes progress of creativity. Progress of creativity is the foundation of our intellectual property laws, not exclusive ownership rights.

      Here is a link to a Slashdot.com page where there is a discussion about your recent comments, http://xsls.com?472. Slashdot is an online forum for members of the tech community.

      Sincerely,
      Jeff Buckley
      Seattle, WA

    8. Re:There's only one way to combat this: by TrebleJunkie · · Score: 1

      Because, well, if you're not downloading it from a) the copyright holder or b) an entity with permission from the copyright holder to distribute their property online, you're, well, stealing it. Sorry, no grey area there, as much as people like to try to make them.

      Choose any rationalization you want -- maybe you're just trying before you buy ( do that with a piece of steak in a grocery store. ) or maybe you think you're sticking it to the Big Media Companies (who are just, in turn going to stick it to me, the guy that still BUYS his cd's. Or the artists, who already don't see enough for what their talents are) or maybe you think that well, since I already own it or owned it at some point in time, it's okay for me to download it. (It isn't.) -- You're just lying to yourself.

      I'm _not_ at all for the sheer amount of piracy that goes on. I have close to 600 albums here on my PC, but I paid for them all -- and spent the better part of 4 days ripping them all (caution: the Surgeon General has declared that sitting in front of a PC and burning CDs for 14 hours a day for four days straight is a good way to throw a blood clot.) into MP3s so I can carry them with me much more easily on my nifty new Archos mp3 jukebox. I would _pay_ to download some songs online. I can't wait until Apples' service opens up on the Mac, to try it out. (Mind you, I hope there's a way to get a refund for stuff that isn't even worth a dollar.) I don't have any pirated movies. The few games I play - yup, all paid for.

      I'm not for piracy, but I'm also not for Media and Software companies thinking they can wield copyright "law" like a club -- for example, I will *not* buy another Blizzard Game for what they did to the bnetd project. Which is a shame, because I really liked the *Crafts, and Diabos. I would like to play the Ghost console game if it ever comes out, but I won't. I think that copyright terms should be short, and think that there should be some sort of incentive for those who choose to release information into the public domain sooner rather than later. (You can bet that if Disney could write off the value of the early Mickey Mouse stuff as a charitable donation, that shit wouldna been in the public domain YEARS ago.) I think that patent process should be smarter. I don't think that you should be able to patent a "for" loop, (and I'm quite surprised nobody's tried to, yet.) or a business process. (Although I wish I'd been around early enough to patent "Provision of goods or services in exchange for currency," because I'd be too rich to fucking care about any of this. (that's a joke, people.) )

      And I certainly don't think that anyone that holds a patent, trademark, or copyright deserves to have his property damaged by remote control because someone half a world away things joe citizen has a song file that might not have been paid for. We have due process of law here, more or less, the last time I checked. If a company wants to go after someone, they can use the courts like everyone else.

      Anyhoo, yeah, there's a bit of a tangent for ya. The meat of it is: I call them thieves because they're stealing. Period.

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      Ed R.Zahurak

      You know, oblivion keeps looking better every day.

    9. Re:There's only one way to combat this: by TrebleJunkie · · Score: 1

      Err. Until apple's service opens up on Windows, rather.

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      Ed R.Zahurak

      You know, oblivion keeps looking better every day.

  248. unfreakinbelievable by Arctic+Dragon · · Score: 1

    So if you download a CD worth $18, they can destroy your $1500 PC as payback? Riiiight.

    And just how accurate would this system be? The RIAA's "anti-MP3" web bots have been known to falsely label legit MP3s as illegal. How many PCs would Hatch's proposed technology wrongfully destroy?

    I'm not against protecting copyrighted material, but this is absolutely ridiculous.

  249. He is a devout MORMON! No one gets it yet. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He is a devout MORMON! No one gets it yet.

    Mormons have their own sense of morality and are at odds with the non-religious intellectuals.

    Am I the ONLY poster that lnows about his firm roots?

  250. stupid future. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    The RIAA/MPAA is given the power to search your computer using worm/crawlers and deposit a payload of their choice on to your machine. The intention being that the payload disables and/or tracks you the "pirate". AOL/TW uses that crawler to distribute AOL as well as some "sample" music for you. They also purchase Columbia House and 6 months after depositing their "samples" and the "license" has expired they hit you up to purchase a "subscription". After all:

    "you have the music on your machine and have had it for six months don't you think it's time you paid for it".
    "Sure it's there it's under c:\windows\ext\loa\ch\sub\downloads\media\music\pa y\. Don't pretend you didn't see it, there's a shortcut to it right on your desktop that got put there when you installed Winamp/ICQ/AOL/AIM. What do you mean you didn't install those programs? We see them right there in the Add/remove programs. We see everything on your machine."
    "You'll just have to go through our arbitration process to prove that YOU didn't install the software and that YOU didn't download our copyrighted material. It's all pretty simple, unfortunately it takes about 6 months and if you lose it could be a pretty hefty fine. How about a nice little subscription to our service which is much more cost effective?"

    Should you refuse the "service" that's okay. AOL also purchased Gateway. They disable your computer prior to arbitration. They know that there's a 1 in 5 chance you'll buy your next computer from Gateway not realizing they're owned by AOL. And since you're a "pirate" and all they can't have you doing you're "pirate" thing and just getting away with it. So while you're waiting for arbitration they've disabled your DVD player, stereo, and disconnected your cable (cuz they own that too). Can't have you breaking the law now can we.

    1. Re:stupid future. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh and I forgot. The next time you go to see a movie you'd better take cash with you because the movie theaters have you black listed in the computer system as a "potential pirate" and will refuse you entry if you use anything that has your name on it (id/credit card). Likewise any other potential "pirating" purchases.

  251. Hatch's Next Bill... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    You car will explode as soon as you exceed the speed limit. SPEEDERS MUST BE STOPPED!!!!

  252. TERRORIST! by Sj0 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    So at what point will someone point out the obvious, that people like this deserve life in prison and a hefty fine? If some kid poking around sendmail exploits is liable for that, a criminal senator who wants to destroy millions of PCs should be liable for at least as much. By my calcuations, the costs of this to the American people could be far greater than the entire profit of the Music industry this year. Worldwide, it could rival the costs of the music industry this decade.

    To be frank, this terrorist piece of shit should be put away for a long time, and any music industry cronies who decide to follow his words should be given the exact same sentence.

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    It's been a long time.
  253. Switch to Freenet! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    This is just another reason we should all switch to Freenet.
    They can't nuke what they can't find.

    So do yourself a favor and get freenet. You'll also be doing me a favor too since there's barely anything worthwhile on freenet so far. ;)

  254. next virus by thinkliberty · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Instead of forwarding I love you to everyone in outlooks address book they will be sending a message to destroy computers. I guess Hatch doesn't think viruses are damaging enough. On a side-note would SCO be using this on AIX computers as you read this if the technology was in effect today?

  255. Re:Hatch has finally lost it - he is MORMON!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He is a devout MORMON! No one understands it yet.

    Mormons have their own sense of morality and are at odds with the non-religious intellectuals.

    Am I the ONLY poster that lnows about his firm roots?

  256. Fairness of justice by t_allardyce · · Score: 2, Informative

    This is slightly off topic but are there any laws that prevent law enforcement agencies from targeting people purely based on "making an example of them". i.e targetting completely random filetraders (people who had pirated and therefore broken the law) not because they were biggest pirates around or for anyother reason, but just as random criminals so everyone else would see the example and take heed? There should be a law against this, not just for piracy but in general, anyone agree? And what about organisations such as the RIAA starting suits againts random for the same "making an example out of them" reason? Would Hatch do this? randomly visiting a known illigal file-traders home with a sledgehammer?

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  257. Sen. Hatch == Tech_illiterate_dope by curtisk · · Score: 1
    He endorsed technology that would twice warn a computer user about illegal online behavior, "then destroy their computer."

    Holy-bleeding-step-mother-of-christ's-big-toe! What in the holy fuck is this guy on?

    Is Hatch hitting the Hootch?

    Must be, if you we able to pinpoint WHO was partaking in illegal online behavior, then why the hell wouldn't you get the appropriate **AA organization legal team on their ass????!? If you had the tech to trace and identify it down to a single machine, you got 'em. Sorry (insert college name), but one of your 10,000 students downloaded 3 mp3's that we felt we in violation of copyright. Just apply for more grant and gov't funding to repair the damaged PC's. Such ignorance is astounding! Does he hold stock in Dell or Compaq?

    My head hurts......

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    Sehr geehrter Toilettenbenutzer!

  258. How can we protest to get him out of office? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    People this dumb should NOT be running the country. This is potentially a national security risk for every nation in the world. What if a worker at a Nuclear Missile silo decides he's bored having his finger on the key to launch a nuke and decides to download a new Metallica song and his computer is damaged because of it? We need Mr. Hatch to stand down and release his job, stupid statements like this should not be made, ever.

  259. Great National Insecurity Solution by werdna · · Score: 1

    Wonderful, a technology for remote destruction of a computer. Gives new meaning to the term Denial of Service!

    A single hack attack would destroy thousands of dollars of equipment, Even assuming no serious loss of data, how, exactly, are we going to prevent Bin Laden from destroying our economy with a single worm? or some corporate spy?

    This "solution" appears just slightly shy of insane.

  260. Re:Coming soon! He is a devout MORMON by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Jesus lovers create these laws.

    He is a devout MORMON! No one gets it yet.

    Mormons have their own sense of morality and are at odds with the non-religious intellectuals.

    Am I the ONLY poster that lnows about his firm roots?

  261. How does Hatch know he is targeting US citizens? by J4DED · · Score: 3, Interesting

    In Canada, we are paying a tarif on every blank cd sold to the record industry whether we use it for data back-up or pirating. Many people figure that if they're paying a tax on music downloads then they have a right to download music. I wonder how they would feel if they're systems are attacked for doing something that they were forced to pay for? Do International copyright laws allow for the US government to attack people all over the world? How would the attcker be 100% sure of his/her target?

  262. Ah..Glenn Campbell by SoSueMe · · Score: 1

    "I am a lineman for the RIAA...".

  263. Morality? by jganson · · Score: 2, Insightful
    While your aim is commendable, you've confused the issue. . . . Copyright protection and IP rights are moral questions, not technical ones -- as is occasionally pointed out on slashdot -- and thus need moral, not technical solutions.

    Intellectual property rights are not "moral questions," but issues of policy. Though Hatch and his ilk are always claiming the so-called "moral" high ground, all he really is is a politician. The decisions we make about how far to extend IP rights and remedies is political (and, I suppose, economic), and has nothing to do with morality.

  264. What damage are we taling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The refrence to the destruction of your computer is someone nebulous. What does this mean. The only way ot really destroy a computer remotely is to launch a tomahawk attack :D

    Worst that could happen is a bios virus- at worst you lose your mobo. But of course, many people write protect their bios, so that would be fairly useless. So then,they just format your system hdd? Big whoop- i have 3 (all 3 have an installed). I format my main drive anyways once a month.

    Also, what about proxys? So they "destroy" some computer sharing file xxx, only to find out that they destroyed, the proxy server, not the filesharing computer.

    The thing that miffs me most about anti filesharing rants like this is the technical ignorance of the people who make them.
    Im sure if you asked the venrable senator what an ip adress was, he would be a loss :P

  265. Re:Just /dev/null by jmv · · Score: 1

    By accident, I mean their system screwing up and destroying their own data, some cracker finding a way to do it and causing billions of $ of damage, or them destroying some mafia computers and getting a contract on them...

  266. US. Gov't vs. The People :: Forfeiture by JWSmythe · · Score: 4, Interesting

    This sounds scary. But it does have legal precedence, of sorts.

    I was recently warned that in Los Angeles county, if you're caught racing (by the judgement of the arresting officer), your vehicle is forfeit to the county.

    In Florida, any vehicle involved in any drug violation may be forfeit to the state. Of course, the state is in it for the money, so they'll be nice enough to sell you your own vehicle back. A friend of mine paid over $5,000 to get her own car back over a minor violation. It took over a month to get things arranged, and several trips to that city. She had only been passing through the town, she wasn't a resident.

    One particular sheriff's department has some of my handguns still, which I'm particuarly upset about. My ex-wife was getting violent, so I gave a friend everything dangerous from the house. She locked them all away in the trunk of her car. A couple days later, she was pulled over on suspicion of DUI. She wasn't arrested for DUI, but because she was pulled over on suspicion, they seized the weapons. It did absolutely no good to try to explain it to anyone. And yes, they were all perfectly legal. The begging to get my stuff back ended when they finally came up with the standpoint of "we don't know where they are." They just disappeared out of the system. {cough}{cough}. Ya into someone's personal collection, I'm sure.

    The gov't is already seizing property without due processes or reasonable cause. I doubt they'll get the law through saying you can hack, but I'd bet they'll pass laws saying any equipment used in the act of the crime (the crime being music piracy) can be seized. I'm sure it'll be broad enough to include just about anything in house/apartment.

    As for just killing machines on demand, I'd bet Microsoft will include that in future releases of Windows very willingly. It would terrify me to know that they could just pick and choose machines to zap.

    If I was Joe-ISP hosting on Windows machines (ok, that would never happen), and one site had MP3's on it, they could not only destroy that site, but every site hosted there? They could cause damage to the machine itself (i.e., wipe the BIOS, drop the partition table, etc). I'd be afraid to think what would happen with a single BIOS change to bump the voltage up to the CPU and watch it fry. What would 12v do to a low voltage CPU line? Now what if that hosting machine happened to be a big expensive hosting machine? I've seen pricetags over $40k come by. It wouldn't be very good to see one of those go up in smoke.

    I'd be just as upset if my kid had friends over, and they were downloading files and got *MY* machine destroyed. I'm not exactly going to be satisfied with "The RIAA destroyed your computer because someone was downloading Enimen's new album. They're legally protected in this action." Well, I'd probably be more upset as this would be my own machine. Customers can live with a server down for a day or two (but they won't like it). My personal property is *MINE*.

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  267. I got an idea by CakerX · · Score: 1

    tell this sentor that every time he breaks some minor law, we break his ass.

    J-walks, two warnings then we break his legs, that'll teach him.

  268. Senator Hatch's website by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    is still up. It hasn't been slashdotted or hacked.

    Come on people! Why is this taking so long?

    Get busy.

  269. Re:Sen Hatch claim he support acts of terrorism. by ArcticCelt · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Under the recently passed Patriot Act distruction of a computer system is considered an act of terrorism. Does the senators recent comments mean he is now supporting act of terrorism?

    Damn, this is what the title of the post should have be :

    "Sen Hatch claim he support acts of terrorism."

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  270. So.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Would this apply to professional publications, thesis and the like? My god, I have so many IEEE and other journal/conf papers... Blowing up my computer for each offense would leave a sizable crater.

    How about if the illegally downloaded music (or leagally purchased) sucks, the listener get a shot at the artists' computers.

  271. I _like_ his logic! by El · · Score: 4, Funny

    I think we should propose a new law that all seats in both houses of congress be wired with cattle prods remote controlled over the internet. Then we can watch CSPAN live, and whenever some congresscritter says something mind bogglingly stupid, we can immediately get their attention!

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    1. Re:I _like_ his logic! by dvNull · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      If i had mod points i would have modded you insightful instead of funny :-)

      dvnull

  272. Why can't you people get it right?! by Rassleholic · · Score: 1

    Sen. Orrin Hatch, R-Utah

    Would you really trust the future of technology to a guy named Orrin?

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  273. madness by watsondk · · Score: 1


    This genious needs to get his medication changed, it cannot be working right, for him to actually want to trash peoples PCs

    Even if it was snowing in hell and he got his way, and made it legal for the MPAA/RIAA to damage or even just delete data from p2p users machines. Just think of the amount of damage when some of these victims take revenge

  274. ... CONSPIRACY THEORY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    .. if the govt slicks your PC (reformat) .. and you have to reinstall windows... do you think microsoft will believe you (re-activation) or will you have to buy YET another copy of windows. I think Microsoft is behind this!! ;) j/k .. those bastards. Oh well, its linux for me.

  275. This article is telling by wwwgregcom · · Score: 1

    Read the part labeled Goals Aceived
    A pcworld Article

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  276. Copyright owners: Take the law into your own hands by sdo1 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    So what he's suggesting is that copyright holders should be able to take the law into their own hands. Copy one of my works and I get to become judge, jury, and executioner. Great.

    The more I think about it, I can't possibly think of anything more un-american. What happened to due process?

    -S

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    --- What parts of "shall make no law", "shall not be infringed", and "shall not be violated" don't you understand?
  277. What will they think of (stealing) next? by crashnbur · · Score: 1

    Democrats want to take my money, and Republicans want to take my privacy. I'm no fan of 95% of the party's candidates, but the ideas espoused by Liberarians are growing more attractive by the day...

  278. Congressmen as superheroes by Vann_v2 · · Score: 1

    If our congressmen were superheroes..

    Senator Orrin "Trapdoor Spiderman" Hatch says, "DOWN THE HATCH, BITCH."

    This post brought to you buy my friend's comic genius.

  279. Re:I'll be voting against Hatch in the next electi by FunkSoulBrother · · Score: 1

    thank you.

  280. Destroy my computer:an act of war by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Should Mr. Hatch destroy my computer, I will take this as a violation of international law, and a terrorist act. As such, I would fully prosecute Senator Hatch as an international terrorist. Should the US government decline to turn this terrorist over, it will be subject to the most severe sanctions under international law. This should justify an invasion for the purposes of searching for weapons of Hatch destruction.

  281. Just Some Clarification by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Republicans and morons are NOT mutually inclusive, it's just that Hatch just happens to be both.

  282. Rental Car, 1920 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My Grandfather told me he rented a car around 1920 that was rigged with a siren and kill device so when he got it up to the forbidden speed of 30 some odd miles per hour, the siren went off, and the engine died. Needless to say, he didn't rent from them again.

  283. Hatch, such a swell idea, but lets do one better.. by neurocutie · · Score: 1
    Me: A great idea, but, that's really not enough... after all, some of these computers cost $200 or less, so just destroying the computer wouldn't be enough of a deterrent... We should arrange it so that the computer catches on fire... which hopefully will burn down the house of those nasty pirate-freeloaders...

    Hatch: That's a thought -- it is certainly a logically extension of my idea, but what if the pirate lives in an apartment building... all that collateral damage...

    Me: Gee, you'd care about that ? Even your proposal admits all sorts of similar circumstances, like, what if I used my boss's or coworker's computer to pirate stuff, and you'd destroy that computer... or better, if some hacker wrote a simple virus which caused millions of PCs to download copyrighted material, thereby destroying all those computers...

    Hatch: Uh, I guess this idea needs a little more work and thought behind it... So I guess requiring Xerox machines to explode if they are used to copy books might have some problems too...

  284. better idea by scharkalvin · · Score: 1

    Would be to develop technology to remotely fry the senator's
    brain the next time he answers his phone. Pehaps it might be possible to develop a computer virus based on neural networks that could infect a human brain (Senator Hatch's) leaving it with the IQ of a hamster. Guess that wouldn't make much of a difference in his case.

  285. a smashing good idea! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Someone please tail Mr. Hatch around while he's driving, and when he makes the inevitable move to roll through a stopsign controlled intersection, leap out and SMASH his car with a large sledge. Or, more fitting, sneak up on his parked car and sugar his gas.

    He breaks copyright, someone's out a loosely potential .5 cents. He breaks through the red light, someone's lost a family member. The end of traffic problems! we just smash all traffic violators' cars, before they do!

  286. The Senator is just miffed because... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He cannot go in any store and get anything but a Windows XP computer. With his talents, he deserves better, at least Mandrake 9.1, or if his budget is tight, a nice Lindows OS machine. Miffed, now he wants to destroy all computers, Incredible Hulk-style.

  287. My new favorite site by voideng · · Score: 1

    http://www.senate.gov/~hatch/index.cfm?Fuseaction= Offices.Contact

  288. A disgruntled constituent by Minam · · Score: 1

    As a constituent of Sen. Hatch, I must say that this is the first time for me that I have been so severely disappointed in his leadership. I have just finished drafting an email to his office describing my feelings; according to his site, I can expect an email back from him, since I am a resident of Utah... don't know if I should hold my breath waiting for it, though...

    This proposal has serious flaws, as so many people have already pointed out. Assuming it was even possible to enforce, it is a violent, destructive means of enforcing laws against non-violent, non-destructive activities. Just think where the world would be if more governments started following that policy of law enforcement!

  289. Sold Out by grannyknot · · Score: 2, Funny

    There should really be a law passed that remotely destroys senators who have obviously sold out to the man.

  290. I can smell the security holes from here. by smz420 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    If self destruct mechanisms are built into PC's...how long will it be before a virus, worm or trojan finds a way to trigger them?

    Senator Hatch must have been wearing his Bad Idea jeans when he pitched this idea.

  291. Hack back and cover your ass with the same law. by node159 · · Score: 1

    I wonder if hackers could invoke the same law after hacking in and destroying their systems, 'But we have been doing this for years, they violated our copyright' :)

    Move out of the police state while you still can!

    --
    GPLv2: I want my rights, I want my phone call! DRM: What use is a phone call, if you are unable to speak?
  292. hmmmmmmm by plac3b0 · · Score: 1

    I think we should develop technology that sends SARs through a user's keyboard if they download copyrighted material over the internet.

  293. Here is what I wrote to Senator Hatch... by sdo1 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Dear Senator Hatch,

    In case you were not aware, there are already laws against copyright infringement and penalties in place for the violation of said laws. Your remarks during a hearing on copyright abuses are downright frightening. What you are suggesting is a complete disregard for due process. Why not just enforce the existing laws?

    You said, "If that's the only way, then I'm all for destroying their machines." If someone has been prosecuted for copyright violation thorugh the due process of law, then there is no need to remotely destroy computers. The only reason anyone would need to invoke such technology would be if due process of law were being ignored.

    The Founding Fathers would find you a disgrace to their vision of American government. When you became a Senator, you took an oath to uphold the Constitution. I believe that you are in material breach of that oath, particularly the 5th Ammendment.

    Regards, ...

    --
    --- What parts of "shall make no law", "shall not be infringed", and "shall not be violated" don't you understand?
    1. Re:Here is what I wrote to Senator Hatch... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      That'll work. All I said was, "You dopey fuck. Stay off the Internet. P2P is here to stay." But I think you made a better argument, what with the references to the Consitution and all.

      Anyway, I'm glad I'm in a country where smart people (like you) and dumb Trolls (like me) can band together and fight off the dopey fucks.

    2. Re:Here is what I wrote to Senator Hatch... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh my god. I haven't laughed so hard in a long time. That was awesome.

    3. Re:Here is what I wrote to Senator Hatch... by corbettw · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And where's what I wrote:

      Sir-

      I read today that you are propounding the idea that "copyright owners" should be given legal permission to destroy private property, without going through the Courts and following due process. I'm no United States Senator, but my understanding of the Constitution is that "in suits at common law, where the value in controversy shall exceed twenty dollars, the right of trial by jury shall be preserved, and no fact tried by a jury, shall be otherwise reexamined in any court of the United States, than according to the rules of the common law." Granted, that's only the seventh amendment to the Constitution, not one of the more famous ones like the fifth (which states you cannot be deprived of property without due process) or the fourteenth (which states that no state shall make or enforce any law which shall abridge the privileges or immunities of citizens of the United States).

      Again, I'm no US Senator, but it sure seems to me that your position is about as unconstitutional as they come. I respectfully submit you should rethink your position, Senator Hatch.

      Thank you for your time.

      Sincerely,

      --
      God invented whiskey so the Irish would not rule the world.
    4. Re:Here is what I wrote to Senator Hatch... by TC+(WC) · · Score: 1

      You forgot:

      P.S. You are a dopey fuck.

  294. Re:Dear Slashdot Readers by FunkSoulBrother · · Score: 1

    As a Midwesterner, I'm upset that you would slur us in such a way.

  295. Virtual Machine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Winblows Boxes will eventually all be destroyed.

    I'm all for the remote destruction of Microshaft

  296. Forget the next killer app. Lets do hardware... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Boycott-riaa.com has a satire piece about the possible industry support for Senator Hatch's idea. The Intel Pentium C4 and the AMD Amatol.

  297. hopefully by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    my patent for "destroying a computer over the internet" comes through by then.

  298. His son is representing SCO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hatch's son is representing SCO.

    It's too bad that the government of the people, by the people, and for the people is being controlled so much by spoiled brats who are badly overdue for just punishment -so they think before harming others next time.

  299. a modest proposal by Overfiend · · Score: 1

    Well, I'd like to thank Senator Hatch for elevating the level of the discussion.

    We might just have to forcibly lobotomize congressmen for writing unconstitutional legislation, the President for signing it, the officers of various agencies for enforcing it, and the justices of the Supreme Court for refusing to strike it down. Only then might they begin to understand their oaths of office.

    But probably not. How often will the people in charge of detaining me indefinitely and without counsel think of their oaths, or of the meaning of the Consitutional rights that we are all supposed to enjoy, when I have been flushed down the memory hole for uttering these remarks?

    --
    Address-collecting spam robots don't know how to crack ROT13. Do you?
  300. Makes viruses legal... by shri · · Score: 1

    Ahh.. the moron Senator has not though this through, or, I'm being the moron here.

    Create a Virus, copyright it, email it to someone -- they downloaded it your honor! -- and destroy their computer!

  301. Internationally... by Cruciform · · Score: 1

    What really burns me about this sort of thing is that if it were approved in the US, countries that wouldn't think of approving such a law will still be affected.

    For past examples see the law that allows US law enforcement to kidnap people in foreign countries to bring them to trial in the US (without extradition). The US government says it has the right, but other countries don't have the same right to take criminals from US soil.

    Or the current attempt to make US soldiers exempt from war crimes for at least a year, and possibly permanently.

    The belief still seems to persist in media and politics that Internet==American, but every day more people from around the world are coming online.

    The Internet should be treatied within the UN, which might frustrate corporations with the lag time that UN actions have, but the Internet is for the people, right?

  302. No... actually Kazaa is used by by moogla · · Score: 1

    kids who wouldn't buy it anyway because they don't give a shit about musicians will use it, and download crappy MP3s of radio recordings, and look for YuGiOh porn.

    Who gives a shit about that?

    No one looking for quality, hard to find material uses Kazaa anyway. It's harmless, and good when you need quick jack-off material. Leave the poor P2P nets alone.

    Finally, guess what, the Internet lets you copy and share things. Someone will just make another application to make it easier, or kids'll have to learn about FTP and u/d ratios.

    God I hate this information superhighway. I'm always stuck behind some loser rice-rocket pinto with the windows down blaring Latin dance music.

    FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!

    --
    Black holes are where the Matrix raised SIGFPE
  303. Campain Contributions by pkinetics · · Score: 1
    Courtesy of OpenSecrets.org

    http://www.opensecrets.org/politicians/sector.asp? CID=N00009869&cycle=2002

    Sector Total PACs Indivs

    Agribusiness $115,550 $51,750 $63,800

    Communic/Electronics $498,097 $257,197 $240,900

    Construction $78,600 $35,000 $43,600

    Defense $52,750 $51,500 $1,250

    Energy/Nat Resource $128,110 $83,500 $44,610

    Finance/Insur/RealEst $755,739 $404,879 $350,860

    Health $768,560 $350,970 $417,590

    Lawyers & Lobbyists $629,157 $134,368 $494,789

    Transportation $164,868 $94,252 $70,616

    Misc Business $503,374 $229,572 $273,802

    Labor $12,950 $12,750 $200

    Ideology/Single-Issue $113,679 $62,929 $50,750

    Other $259,640 $5,000 $254,640

  304. Due to CIH... by Thor+Ablestar · · Score: 0

    Yes, I remember the CIH virus that nuked a lot of CMOSes so I was able to extract a bunch of dead motherboards from dumpster and revive them. One of them works in my server now.

    You seem to forget that the CIH (as well as most virii and any Senator's nuke imaginable) are platform specific. I use FreeBSD and I am reasonably sure that not only Windows malware, but Linux malware has no place to live here.

    Then, if (hypothetically) Senator's method works (which cannot occur) it will be a HUGE hit to Microsoft's credibility as a secure OS, and the Open Source community will be pleased. And also it will inflate my ego of BSD hacker and hardware specialist with 20++ years experience, as well as return the money spent to Flash Bios Writer.

    1. Re:Due to CIH... by scoove · · Score: 1

      Then, if (hypothetically) Senator's method works (which cannot occur) it will be a HUGE hit to Microsoft's credibility as a secure OS

      Which is why it'll have to become law that your operating system and hardware must permit self-destruction codes and remote surveillance capabilities (can anyone say Fritz "White Pride!" Hollings? CBDTPA).

      Open source will have to be terminated.

      *scoove*

    2. Re:Due to CIH... by Thor+Ablestar · · Score: 1

      Which is why it'll have to become law that your operating system and hardware must permit self-destruction codes and remote surveillance capabilities

      Ask yourself why the OpenBSD is a Canadian product. Every time the US requires something, say, extraordinary (crypto export controls, for instance) the corresponding product is produced abroad.

      Then, the US organizations will be placed in much less secure conditions and it will be harmful for their bisiness. The Europeans, Osama bin Laden, Eastern Dragons and bands of script kiddies will be pleased.

    3. Re:Due to CIH... by scoove · · Score: 1

      Then, the US organizations will be placed in much less secure conditions and it will be harmful for their bisiness.

      You're absolutely right. Legislation to take away reasonable protections of a commercial enterprise - e.g. encryption, open source software free of vendor & government security backdoors, etc. - are increasingly removed (usually per political favor to lobbyists) and the US business is crippled competitively.

      It's just like taking guns from private citizens so they can't "be a threat", only to end up seeing violent crimes ala hot breakins skyrocket when the criminals no longer have a deterrance. Oh wait, that sounds just like Canada...

      *scoove*

  305. As a mormon... [was: Re:Brent O. Hatch is ...] by timothyf · · Score: 2, Informative

    As a "good mormon", I have it on very good authority that:

    • We are not gods in this life.
    • Our chances of anything good after this life depend on making good choices right now. Just like anybody else.
    • Good is generally defined by the Gospel (i.e. "What would Jesus Do?")

    I'll leave the ethical implications on both sides of the issue as an excersize for the reader.

    In any case, I'm just as bothered by the suggestion that a destructive means should be used to prevent filesharing. I'm rather hoping, however, that many of these issues will fade from relevancy as easy, non-draconian, legal solutions (like iTunes) take over. Time will tell, I suppose.

    1. Re:As a mormon... [was: Re:Brent O. Hatch is ...] by Chyeburashka · · Score: 1
      Good answers. It looks like you have your head on straight ethically, and as far as theology goes, I'm certainly not one to judge.

      The point I wanted to make was: Does the emphasis placed on paying tithes in the LDS church have any subconsious effect on the decisions and world view of those immersed in it. Could it be that our friends Orin, Brent, Darl, et al are just trying to save us from Eternal Damnation by getting us to cough up the cash.

      Interestingly, in the new Amended Complaint, section 3, Linux is noted to be free:

      Significantly, Linux is distributed without a licensing fee and without proprietary rights of ownership or confidentiality.
      I think getting something for nothing just rubs these guys the wrong way so severely that they will stop at nothing to make someone pay. It may be that their religion is clouding their thinking.
    2. Re:As a mormon... [was: Re:Brent O. Hatch is ...] by themanwhoknowsmostth · · Score: 1

      I pay 10% of my income to the LDS Church (Mormons), and getting something for nothing rubs me the RIGHT way.

      I go with what others have said, being a Mormon has not much to do with how "these guys" are behaving.

      --
      --Sig? Uh, it's in my other pants.
    3. Re:As a mormon... [was: Re:Brent O. Hatch is ...] by neoshmengi · · Score: 1

      Or perhaps their religion has nothing to do with it...

    4. Re:As a mormon... [was: Re:Brent O. Hatch is ...] by timothyf · · Score: 1

      I'm thinking you're reading a bit too much into the religious part of the issue. We pay tithing because we believe it is a commandment of God, however, we don't expect or require others not of our faith to pay tithing.

      In any case, tithing is very much a personal issue for most mormons. "Let not your right hand know what your left hand does" and all.

      As far as Linux vs. SCO (or any IP debate) goes, I see nothing wrong with a free license, and as long as there is no law broken (which, from my standpoint, appears to be the case -- SCO is on shaky ground; and even if they're not, their tactics are very underhanded IMHO) then there shouldn't ever be a problem. The stipulation is, of course, that the original authors meant for whatever it is to be distributed freely. If not, then it shouldn't be.

      Don't misunderstand me, though, I'm for fair use rights and what not--In my mind copyright and intellectual property law is rather broken/abused in its current form. Which is one of the reasons I like Open Source software/IP in the first place... it's a mechanism for voluntarily giving a fair amount of rights while still maintaining a copyright on the original. Both sides come out ahead, in a manner that is legal.

  306. Where's The Control? by IpsissimusMarr · · Score: 1

    Recently CDs with "impenatrable copy protection" were released. You can now download the CDs on KaZaa. You buy a game with SafeDisk(tm), then download a no-cd crack(tm).

    My point is that the "industry" may thing DRM is the holy grail and all. But I guarentee you it will be hacked. What happens when your local 15 year old geek destroys his friends computer? Or perhaps his school's computer? Hacks into a government computer and.. Boom.

    What will be the U.S. Government's press release when a terrorist destroys a few hundred computers in key locations such as aisports, banks, military? Think things through before you take those "industry" bribes. No, I don't even call them "campaign contributions " anymore; bribes.

    Too far down for anyone to read... but whatever.

    --
    "Engineers do the work of man, Physicists do the work of God"
  307. Sweet Exemption by Lonath · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Congress would have to enact an exemption for copyright owners from liability for damaging computers.

    Cool. So if I write a virus/trojan/worm, I have recorded an expression of mathematical thought in fixed form. Under the Berne Convention, I am now a copyright holder. Which means I can now destroy anyone's computer that has my copyrighted material on it...(after a couple of warnings). I think 2 popup windows telling them to get rid of my malicious code should be enough. As soon as they close the window a second time, I guess my code can destroy the computer now.

    What's even better is that if they make this a hardware requirement to have this kind of a backdoor, they've just left the entire country open to a terrorist attack.

    "If we can find some way to do this without destroying their machines, we'd be interested in hearing about that," Hatch said. "If that's the only way, then I'm all for destroying their machines. If you have a few hundred thousand of those, I think people would realize" the seriousness of their actions, he said.

    Yay. Let's intentionally make it easier for assholes to destroy our country. Nice idea dipshit. Perhaps he didn't think that far ahead.

  308. A letter to Senator Orrin Hatch by mulescent · · Score: 1

    Senator Hatch,

    Although I am not one of your constituents, I was sufficiently shocked by your comments regarding music piracy that I feel compelled to write you personally. The "eye for an eye" ideology of justice died several hundred years ago, and has absolutely no place in the United States. Destruction of private property is an absolutely abhorrent way to deal with crime of any kind, especially copyright infringement.

    While I sympathize with the RIAA executives and agree that copyrights must be respected, I believe that the US government has a fundamentally flawed perception of the problem. The rampant copyright infringement occuring presently is a direct result of the failure of the companies RIAA represents to respond to market demands. People want digital music that can be traded easily, and as citizens of a free, capitalist society they have the right to expect digital music. There is absolutely no reason that the free market cannot satisfy this demand and make a fair profit.

    What is truly horrific is that the US government has decided to side with RIAA and support their unprofitable, inefficient monopoly on music distribution. Senator, please remember that this is a free market economy and the government has no place propping up a failing industry. Other companies with fresh, forwardthinking approaches have stepped in to fill the void. They will eventually succeed in ensuring that people pay their fair share for the music they enjoy.

  309. Only Copyrighted Material? by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

    > But it would only be used if you're downloading
    > copyrighted material...

    In other words, anything not from Project Gutenberg.

    Or have you forgotten that copyright is automatic and applies to every email and Slashdot posting? Are you one of those idiots who thinks that only publishers have copyrights?

    --
    Warning: this article may contain humor, sarcasm, parody, and perhaps even irony. Read at your own risk.
  310. Unconstitutional -- 5th Amendment, goodnight. by Gldm · · Score: 1
    Amendment V

    No person shall be held to answer for a capital, or otherwise infamous crime, unless on a presentment or indictment of a Grand Jury, except in cases arising in the land or naval forces, or in the Militia, when in actual service in time of War or public danger; nor shall any person be subject for the same offence to be twice put in jeopardy of life or limb; nor shall be compelled in any criminal case to be a witness against himself, nor be deprived of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor shall private property be taken for public use, without just compensation.

    BZZZT! Sorry, RIAA doing a remote hack in and scan of my HD and finding a file they think may be a copy of copyrighted content is not due process by a long stretch. I demand a trial. But we already know that's way too expensive to stop $1 worth of piracy since it hasn't already happened to 80% of the population under 30.

    --

    Introducing the new Occam Fusion! Now with sqrt(-1) fewer blades!

  311. Potential "MasterCard" Style Commercial.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Cost of destoryed computer: $2,000; Cost of 'pirated song' $.99; Loss of Personal Data: Priceless"

  312. CALLING A RECALL FOR SEN HATCH by Great+Malinko · · Score: 0

    Senator Hatch has been against the US public for far too long.

  313. Who needs it anyways? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey, I stopped buying and actively listening to music a long time ago. There is so much lousy "me too" repeat crud on the air nowadays what's the point anymore. Just leave your radio on you get your music fill and turn it off when you're done. See ... free and no waste of internet bandwith.

    Why go around filetrading worthless crap when by the time you find a file, get it, burn it, you can't stand listening to it any more. I think that a lot of this mp3 file trading is done by compulsivly disordered people. They do it just beacause its fun to have vast monolithic libraries of non-listened-to-music. What is the use any more, why don't people walk away from non-free music altogether. Why risk get in trouble for trading corporate goofball music like Celine Dion or Eminem?

    If you like the crud reward the artist for the work otherwise walk away and find free-er pastures (one funny thing I've seen though, you usually can find "hit top 40" songs to download for free at the artists' own home web site most of the time, legally).

    The sens' idea is stupid. You can't go destroy private property for punitive reasons without due process. I dont belive the tech would be feasable /constitutional anyways.

    Just some toughts.

  314. Hatch's brain was formatted years ago... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is funny. Obviously there's not a snowball's chance in hell it would happen, but still I'll give him credit for taking the definition of fool to new heights.

  315. ooOOoo the virus possibilities by sniperindisguise · · Score: 0

    Now if you want to write a computer nuking virus all you have to do is have it download some copywrited material. All the hard work will be already done for you.

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    5i9|\|3d, 5|\|ip3ri|\|di59ui53
  316. An Opposing View by Bugmaster · · Score: 1
    I realize this may sound weird, but I think this new trend initiated by the RIAA might actually be a good thing.

    In the past, RIAA has relied solely on lawsuits to enforce their notions of intellectual property. However, lately they have been shifting their focus a bit to fighting the evil pirates technologically (arrr !). They want to hack people's computers, pollute p2p networks, etc.

    This means that file sharing could become a "Wild West" of sorts: every man for himself, and may the one with the best code win. RIAA tries to hack your machine, you install a firewall. They pollute a p2p network, you introduce MD5 sums. This evens the playing field quite a bit.

    Of course, knowing RIAA, they will buy enough senators to make firewalls and MD5 sums illegal for anyone but themselves... so we are back to square one :-(

    --
    >|<*:=
  317. So, whats new? by captfi · · Score: 1

    At least Hatch wants to do it for a reason (albeit one I don't like).
    Micro$haft seems to do this all the time, at random!
    So we, the unfortunate ones, will at least be ready for it.

    --
    "Never trust a computer you can't throw." -- The Mac
  318. Well... by ripewithdecay · · Score: 1

    I can't decide whether I would want that or John Denver.

  319. Re:Coming soon! He is a devout MORMON by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What are you talking about? Everyone knows that religion leads to nothing but joy, happiness, and acceptance of our fellow man. You should be burned at the stake, as you are obviously a heretic.

  320. Turn it around. by schon · · Score: 1

    I am a "content creator". Everything I do is under copyright protection (just like everybody else - including you.)

    Lots of my stuff is on my website. All I have to do is watch my server logs for IP addresses owned by the RIAA/MPAA (maybe someone will send them an anonymous tip that I have "copyrighted material" on my website :o)

    Since I'm a copyright holder, and I would have reason to believe that they would have my copyrighted materials on their computers (in their browser cache), then (under this bill) I would be perfectly within my rights to hack into their systems and destroy their computers.

    Sounds like fun to me.

    1. Re:Turn it around. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Lots of my stuff is on my website.

      I clicked on your website sir and it is just a copy of slashdot!!!

    2. Re:Turn it around. by ShavenYak · · Score: 1

      No, don't you understand? In order to use this law to protect your IP rights, you'll have to register your works for copyright, and you'll probably have a minimum "value" of works that must be pirated. And of course, the assessed value of a private website will be $0.0000001, whereas 10 seconds worth of a Celine Dion song will be valued at the complete recording and promotional budget for the album on which it appears.

      Make no mistake, this law will not be designed to benefit you - unless you have a few grand to toss Orrin's way, maybe.

      --

      Hey kids, there's only 5 days left 'til Yak Shaving Day!
  321. OT: "Founding" Documents by Bullfrog · · Score: 1

    Perhaps you are referring to the now infamous Hoffman forgeries?

    Mark Hoffman was a skilled forger who killed people to cover his tracks. His "documents" were no such thing.

    And this has hardly been out of the news for anyone that cares to know...

    Bullfrog

  322. . . . and justice for all (the wealthy) by weighn · · Score: 1

    isn't it a 'communist' philosophy to consider all property as belonging to the (corporate) state? that's not your pc, and if we don't like what you're doing with it . . . boom boom boom boom. oh woe, what a shame, land of the free aus, uk, all so keen to follow their leader - usa. too bad your (our) elected officials are swayed more by 'donations' than votes. -- your 1000 years of trouble starts . . . now

    --
    Mongrel News all the news that fits and froths
  323. Lets open it all up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just to be in line with Mr. Hatch's thoughts, I propose that knee-capping, knuckle crushing, arm breaking, and leg breaking be legalized as methods to enforce business deals by companies. Then organized crime can become legitimized and the government can collect more taxes. Yea, that's it! This is a government revenue scheme.

    Hogwash!!!

  324. Here's the deal... by leeet · · Score: 1

    I'm an adult, I own a computer. I don't have any "illegal files" on my machine. My kids, the neighbourgh's kids, etc. come at my place and install Kazaa w/o my knowledge. They start downloading files, etc. Heck they (kids) could even be inadvertely sharing legal MP3's that they bought through "insert MP3 seller here".
    So a few days later my PC gets "destroyed" suddently. Who's responsible? It's not a valid reason to not know the law but what if you're not even aware that there is a "crime" being commited? What if there is no crime being commited at all but simply a technological mistake? What if legal mp3 files were shared w/o the user's knowledge?

    Let's see this on a different side: You go to your local convenient store and you assist at a crime. Can the cops shoot you for just being there? For not doing anything about it? There are many similar (and less controversial) situations where such force would not be acceptable. You can't even kick the azz of a robber trying to steal you. How would "a copyright protector" (RIAA) be allowed to do such a thing?

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  325. Re:Sen Hatch claim he support acts of terrorism. by carlos_benj · · Score: 2, Funny

    Sen Hatch set us up the bomb....

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  326. From AP Newswire: Sen Orrin Hatch attacked by Cryofan · · Score: 1

    I am going to go ahead and post this in its entirety here:

    AP-- June 17, 2003

    District of Columbia police were alerted to a sexual assualt near the White House at 8:20 PM Tuesday. Although initial reports are sketchy, it appears as if the victim was Utah Senator Orrin Hatch.

    Robert Jefferson, spokeman for the DC police refused to reveal the identity of the victim, citing national security concerns. However, anonymous sources claim that the victim identified himself as Senator Hatch.

    According to reports given by eyewitnesses at the scene, Senator Hatch was the victim of a brutal gang rape 4 blocks from the White House. From the preliminary eyewitness reports, Sen. Hatch was attacked by as many as a dozen young men, described as Caucasian and sloppily dressed. Several of the attackers appeared to be wearing "wearable computers."

    The attackers were heard to yell repeatedly at Hatch during the sexual assualt. Among the epithets overheard were "leet," "owned," and "download this, Hatch."

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  327. Great for Open Source by grahamsz · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Now i'm going to get family members saying "i dont want another windows machine cos they blow up when i download files"

    I'm quite certain that if i made a real effort to properly lock down a linux box, register alerts to people snooping and ther likes that even the top govt experts would struggle.

    Then i'll just stick a Linux, BSD and Solaris box in a chain so they'd have three to get thru.... that'd cost more than buying the damn cds in the first place, but that's almost not the point anymore.

  328. well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is no way this would happen, if the gov't started destroying people's computers it would come back on them ten fold.

  329. well done, HanzoSan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You are the best troll on Slashdot. Keep up the good work.

  330. Because that "dead industry" makes a lot of money by TFloore · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Sony's Movies Division has more power than Sonys electronics division.

    What these dumb companies cant understand is, that their electronics divisions wont exist if they end piracy.

    Interesting you should use Sony as an example. In their last fiscal year they had some interesting results...

    Profits of about $1billion (yes, that's a 'b') on sales of about $62billion, total. Which looks a lot more interesting when you break it down by division...

    Sony Pictures showed operating income of $492million on sales of $6billion.
    Sony Music showed an operating loss of $73million on sales of $5billion.
    Sony Videogames showed an operating income of $942million on sales of $8billion.
    Sony Electronics showed an operating income of $345million on sales of $41billion.

    Sony is doing everything they can to stop IP piracy to protect their movie and entertainment divisions, because that's the best way they have to make money. They have to work a *lot* harder in their electronics division (8 times the sales) to make 2/3 the operating income of the movie division. 5 times more sales in electronics than in videogames, and they made 1/3 the income.

    The profit margins in consumer electronics suck. The profit margins in movies/entertainment are great. They are making a conscious rational decision about how best to protect their profits.

    Sales don't matter. Income and profits matter.
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  331. To each member of the judicary I wrote: by gessel · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I read with some dismay Senator Hatch's comments on copyright. Please remind him at the next opportunity of the text of the 8th clause of the constitution:

    "The Congress shall have the power.... To promote the progress of science and useful arts, by securing for limited times to authors and inventors the exclusive right to their respective writings and discoveries"

    There is a critical point here, carefully obfuscated by the RIAA and it's minions - there is no such thing as "Intellectual Property."

    There is a concept in law called a "Natural Right," and it is generally accepted that people have a natural right to propriety. But as Jefferson was explicitly clear on, there is no natural right to "own" an idea:

    "If nature has made any one thing less susceptible than all others of exclusive property, it is the action of the thinking power called an idea..."

    Copyright does not protect property, it is not about protecting property; it is about promoting science and the useful arts. Copyright is not a property right; it is a temporary monopoly. Violating copyright is not theft, it is not piracy; it is guerilla anti-trust.

    This distinction is quite clear in the constitutional grant of exclusive right, that such grant would not be obviously self-justified as it would be for property, but that such right is justified only in as much as it fulfills the noble social good of "promoting the progress of science and the useful arts."

    Larry Lessig's recent supreme court challenge to the CTEA hinged on the second phrase's "limited time." He argued unsuccessfully that the extensions provided by CTEA violated the phrase by establishing essentially perpetual copyright. The court asked if 120 years was not a finite time, and turned the claim down.

    It would seem that a more powerful case would be made by asking if the CTEA, DMCA, NET, etc. fulfill the constitutionally required purpose: "to promote science and the useful arts."

    Today fear of over-broad laws wielded by greedy institutions has a broad chilling effect on innovation: science and the useful arts. If found thus by the court, such laws would be unconstitutional.

    Thomas Jefferson was quite clear on his views of copyright and these views are enshrined in the 8th clause. It is a grant of an "embarrassing monopoly" and not a right; explicitly the fugitive fermentations of a mind cannot be owned.

    Senator Hatch needs to hear and understand his words:

    "It has been pretended by some, (and in England especially,) that inventors have a natural and exclusive right to their inventions, and not merely for their own lives, but inheritable to their heirs. But while it is a moot question whether the origin of any kind of property is derived from nature at all, it would be singular to admit a natural and even an hereditary right to inventors. It is agreed by those who have seriously considered the subject, that no individual has, of natural right, a separate property in an acre of land, for instance. By an universal law, indeed, whatever, whether fixed or movable, belongs to all men equally and in common, is the property for the moment of him who occupies it, but when he relinquishes the occupation, the property goes with it. Stable ownership is the gift of social law, and is given late in the progress of society. It would be curious then, if an idea, the fugitive fermentation of an individual brain, could, of natural right, be claimed in exclusive and stable property. If nature has made any one thing less susceptible than all others of exclusive property, it is the action of the thinking power called an idea, which an individual may exclusively possess as long as he keeps it to himself; but the moment it is divulged, it forces itself into the possession of every one, and the receiver cannot dispossess himself of it. Its peculiar character, too, is that no one possesses the less, because every other possesses the whole of it. He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessen

    1. Re:To each member of the judicary I wrote: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      BRAVO BRAVO!!!!!!

      Everyone should cut and paste this in a e-mail and send it to hatch and all his pro corporate cronies.
      Should also email it to the Riaa Microsoft and anyone else that is trying to use Gestopo Tactics here in this Great Country.
      Even the Judges hearing the different cases such as the Verizon case.

      After a few million e-mails maybe they will begin to see the light

    2. Re:To each member of the judicary I wrote: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      NO! That's just a bad idea, they'll stop paying attention when they realise that they're getting spammed with the same message. Better to send a million different letters then a million copies of the same. A million copies of the same, one person could have done it. A million different letters, it's far more likely that there are far more people involved. Plus you'd be infringing on the poster's copyright if you just stole his work :)

    3. Re:To each member of the judicary I wrote: by chthonicdaemon · · Score: 5, Informative

      Great post - I couldn't have said it better myself. Perhaps a link to your source could make it even more credible.

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    4. Re:To each member of the judicary I wrote: by Oloryn · · Score: 2, Insightful
      There is a critical point here, carefully obfuscated by the RIAA and it's minions - there is no such thing as "Intellectual Property."

      Exactly, which is why I increasingly prefer to use the term GGTM (Government-Granted Temporary Monopoly) over the deceptive term "Intellectual Property".

    5. Re:To each member of the judicary I wrote: by gessel · · Score: 1

      Replying to a reply, perhaps bad form, but I was just thinking about this today as I was writing up a corporate eval for a company considering a takeover. I carefully avoided the use of "IP" and edited it out of replies. GGTM is a bit tough on the tongue.

      Temporary Monopolies (TM) is already taken. Granted Monopolies (GM), likewise. GTM isn't bad...

      I think this is a worthwhile effort, a small point but language guides perception. It was a major victory for GTM/GGTM holders to redefine the discussion.

  332. Re:US. Gov't vs. The People :: Forfeiture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As for just killing machines on demand, I'd bet Microsoft will include that in future releases of Windows very willingly. It would terrify me to know that they could just pick and choose machines to zap.

    That feature is already been built and deployed in Windows OS. Its their kernel.

  333. Are you joking? by RLiegh · · Score: 1

    I don't feel that KaZaA and legit music services like Emusic/Itunes music store compete. Anyone who *cares* about the music, the ID3 tag labeling, and the quality will find that even the 'free' KazaA service is less then worthless. Ever since signing up with Emusic months ago, I haven't gone back to KaZaA again. I never will. The small record labels get a bit of my money, and I get a properly labeled, complete, VBA encoded mp3; and it's all you can eat for $15 a month.

    Actually, that's not exactly true. They reserve the right to cut you off if you download what they consider to be "too many" downloads. But they don't tell you exactly how many that is.

    People who d/l music off of KaZaA probably do so because they can, and because it's 'free', not because it's the better option. They want something for free, and don't care if it's crap. But those that care about the music/software they want will shell out money for it, simply because YOU GET WHAT YOU PAIR FOR!


    I have several copies of Linux/FreeBSD. Didn't pay for most of them. Yet they are high quality OS's, with more Free [beer||speech] software than I can shake a stick at. So there, your argument doesn't hold water...

    With Emusic; a cursory glance at their message board tells me that they force the use of a download manager which (from what I read) does not work, and many people are ending up with incomplete downloads being counted against them, and also you are not downloading mp3s, but some odd proprietary format called 'emp'[?]... ...so, if all of that is true (and I'm not forking my money out to test the waters), then I would say I'm getting a LOT LESS than "what I pay for".
    1. Re:Are you joking? by vsync64 · · Score: 1
      You appear to be wrong on every count. I have an EMusic membership, and I am extremely satisfied with it.

      EMusic provides entirely standard 128kb/s MP3 files complete with ID3 tags. EMP is their album-downloading format, which I think is based off of Real's playlist format. It's not too difficult, being human-readable XML. I wrote my own custom download manager myself, actually. In any case, you can boycott all managers and still download song-by-song.

      The only case in which an incomplete download could be "counted against" anyone is during the 100 song free trial. Normally there is no quota to count against.

      As for the "too many downloads" issue, I've only ever heard of that being applied to people mirroring the entire EMusic servers (thousands of albums in a few days). Yes, it was lame when they enforced this after advertising as "unlimited", but now that it's in the ToS who cares? I've never had a problem, and I've sometimes downloaded 10 albums in 1 day.

      It's obvious that you are either making a bad attempt at trolling or that your uninformed rant is because of a complete lack of research, as a simple glance at EMusic's front page would make it painfully obvious that you don't need to fork out any money to test the waters. What with the free trial and all.

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    2. Re:Are you joking? by RLiegh · · Score: 1

      It depends on how you define 'research'. My research consisted of reading their online message forums [specifically, the emusic general section I've linked to].

      As I write this, the first topic on the page is "I have been warned for abuse over 'reasonable' limits" where someone is complaining about unfairly getting hit with a warning letter stating that they have downloaded "too much" [too much from an unlimited d/l pool? hmmm...]

      Also, this post would lead me to believe that using another d/l manager is specifically against the TOS and can get you canned.

      I will have to concede the "counted against" idea since I cannot find the post that gave me that impression...but I hope I have proven that I have done a fair amount of research, and I am not trolling. [on an ad-hominem note - since you brougth out the T-word - I do have to wonder if you are not astro-turfing]

  334. safe way to grab files by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    use emule to download files in a distributed fashion. It is almost impossible to get a malicious file this way. Especialy if you hang out on web sites that post hashes of known good files. Emule also supports lists to block networks run by people that attack P2P file sharing clients.

    If you have a virus scanner and software firewall, it is smooth sailing. Just throw in a cheap CD burner to save your downloads!

  335. Two can play this game... by sllim · · Score: 1

    If such a law were to pass IN ANY STATE.
    I hereby swear to never make a legal music or movie purchase AT ALL. INCLUDING STUFF I LIKE. Until the law is overturned.

    I will spend '0' dollars in a full-on boycott.

  336. I may be wrong... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But isn't the RIAA failing to capitalise on the biggest market research effort in history? If it was smart, it would be trying to collect the information surrounding the music being shared for marketing purposes. Or is this just too plain simple for them to recognise?

  337. A good Mormon responds by helix400 · · Score: 2, Offtopic

    Can any good Mormons out there explain how the belief that you will (if you pay your tithes, etc) someday become a GOD affect your world view

    Heh, was that an intentional troll to try to get a Mormon to respond? =)

    The best way to answer your question is to remind you that...as a group...Mormons are generally no different from anyone else. We may have different health standards, dress modestly, and have a couple more kids...but when you get down to it, we're still all human. For some reason, when people hear the word Mormon, they think of some self-righteous religious group who means well, but they're beliefs have warped their views to the point where Mormons are out of touch with reality.

    If that's not annoying enough, people also scrutinize our actions to see just how moral we really are. "Look! There! A Mormon who isn't perfect! And there, 2 more!" Well duh, we're human. We mess up just as much as Catholics, Protestants, Muslims, Jehovah's Witnesses, etc.

    As for how beliefs affect our views...I'll try to answer this as honestly as possible. The idea you mentioned of becoming a God mentioned isn't official church doctrine...I could pull out scriptues to support both sides of the arguement. But overall, your question doesn't matter anyways. The influential belief in our lives is just getting to heaven. That means we try to be our best, admit our mistakes, and try harder next time. If I'm faced with some moral decision, I think "ok, I'm accountable for what I do...I want this...but I know I should be doing that." Sen. Hatch I know to be a really decent guy, (his computer destroying comment is way off in left field, but overall, he tries to be an honest person). The SCO execs on the other hand, they sound pretty messed up. I don't know the whole story, but on the surface, it sure doesn't look right. It makes me wonder too "Many of those SCO execs are probably Mormon. What in the world are they thinking? How can you lie to the world and slander everyone by day, and pray to God at night?" I guess it just comes down to that they're human, and you can find bad apples in all religions.

    1. Re:A good Mormon responds by Chyeburashka · · Score: 1
      First let me say that I know a lot of Mormons, and the great majority are very decent folk. So there. No argument about that.

      As for how beliefs affect our views...I'll try to answer this as honestly as possible. The idea you mentioned of becoming a God mentioned isn't official church doctrine.

      Well, no it's not, but that doesn't stop some from fervently believing it. The point relevant to Orin Hatch and the rest is: Does Orin and his pals believe it?

      Excuse me, I usually don't try to take sides on theological matters, but the idea of one of us becoming a God is just plain nutty. Just as nutty as the "empty tennis shoe effect" expected by evangelicals who believe in The Rapture.

      My own fervently held belief is that anyone who honestly believes that they will become a God some day is a dangerous meglomaniac. And some of those are in positions of power and influence.

    2. Re:A good Mormon responds by fupeg · · Score: 1

      Mormons are generally no different from anyone else.

      Yeah most people believe that drinking caffeine is a sin, that their underwear is holy, and that when they die, they will have their own planet.

    3. Re:A good Mormon responds by Thalaric · · Score: 1

      How is it any more nutty than any other belief of faith? You have the audacity to put down another's faith and then talk about your own 'fervently held belief'?

      This isn't a matter of religion it's a matter of special interests.

      - An inactive Mormon

    4. Re:A good Mormon responds by Thalaric · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Taking caffeine is not a sin. It's found in the Word of Wisdom, which makes a reference to "hot drinks" i.e. tea and coffee. They are guidelines to live by to have a rich a rewarding life. Smoking and eating large quantities of meat are also mentioned. Without going into details the garments involve respecting the sactity of the body. If you don't believe in it then don't wear them.

      You're throwing around other peoples beliefs without the context to make them sound silly and extreme and it really only shows your own close-mindedness and prejudice.

    5. Re:A good Mormon responds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well when you put it that way... Ah sorry but it still kinda sounds silly.

    6. Re:A good Mormon responds by kahei · · Score: 1

      >For some reason, when people hear the word >Mormon, they think of some self-righteous >religious group who means well, but they're >beliefs have warped their views to the point >where Mormons are out of touch with reality.

      Hmm... I wonder why they think that...

      >Sen. Hatch I know to be a really decent guy

      Ahh! So *that's* why they think that.

      Actually, if Joseph Smith had had a bit more book learning, that would've helped too :) *ahem* silk *ahem*

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    7. Re:A good Mormon responds by Chyeburashka · · Score: 2, Funny
      Taking caffeine is not a sin. It's found in the Word of Wisdom, which makes a reference to "hot drinks" i.e. tea and coffee.

      Doctrine and Covenants, section 89, IIRC.

      But don't fret, even the silliest of Mormon beliefs don't make Mormons strap on a bunch of explosives to shred the bodies of innocent people, with the expectation of future fun with a crowd of Celestial Virgins. Just think, after boffing those Celestial Virgins, will the Martyr get to sit down and watch some Celestial Playoffs, or get nagged by the Celestial Honeys to go outside and cut the Celestial Grass?

      Yes, I know this is really getting offtopic, but at least I didn't get into a discussion with helix400 regarding "getting into heaven". All those "justification by faith through works" vs "justification by grace" arguments which have gone on for centuries.

      Then there is the matter of which end of the egg should be broken...

    8. Re:A good Mormon responds by boy_afraid · · Score: 1

      The Word of Wisdom is a guidline to keep your body healthy. I might not be a practicing Mormon anymore, but you better believe me that I still don't drink, smoke, or drink caffine. I prefer Sprite. Although I do have a affinity for Root Beer every once in a while.

    9. Re:A good Mormon responds by Speare · · Score: 1
      Not to flame or troll, but I thought I'd respond:
      • For some reason, when people hear the word Mormon, they think of some self-righteous religious group who means well, but they're beliefs have warped their views to the point where Mormons are out of touch with reality.

      I could perform s/Mormon/pick(qw(Catholic Muslim Jew Baptist Buddhist Fundamentalist Republican Democrat Libertarian))/ge and still think it holds just as true, and just as poignant. The more you identify with a particular organization or culture, the less you're "just human." Organizations polarize people according to beliefs and goals, by definition. If Hilary Rosen thought outside the goals of the RIAA, she wouldn't be so reviled, and if Richard Stallman thought outside the goals of the FSF, he wouldn't be seen as such a wacko. Mormons can be just as warped, and when the only word you have to define a particular person is 'Mormon,' then it's pretty natural to assign all the connotations of Mormon extremism until shown otherwise.

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    10. Re:A good Mormon responds by ShavenYak · · Score: 1

      But don't fret, even the silliest of Mormon beliefs don't make Mormons strap on a bunch of explosives to shred the bodies of innocent people

      Hey, that's real nice. Respond to a stereotypical representation of LDS based on a few nutcases - with a stereotypical representation of Islam based on a few nutcases. Sure, the Muslim nutcases did more damage, but if anything that makes stereotyping the rest of them MORE wrong.

      My apologies if you were thinking of some other bunch of nutases with explosives, just s/Islam/whoever/ the above.

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    11. Re:A good Mormon responds by Darby · · Score: 1

      Taking caffeine is not a sin. It's found in the Word of Wisdom, which makes a reference to "hot drinks" i.e. tea and coffee. They are guidelines to live by to have a rich a rewarding life.

      You're leaving out the part that this was only recently changed to say this after Coca Cola inc paid the church a great deal of money to change this.
      The Mormon bible is revised all of the time and good Mormons are supposed to turn in or destroy all older copies.
      So nice try, but taking caffeine was a sin until very recently.

      The Mormon church is a business like all churches.
      Anyone who believes there is a scrap of divine insight in their bible (or any other for that matter) is a doublethinking ignorant tool.
      I do agree this doesn't make them bad people. Bad citizens of a free society though? Absolutely. I'd be amazed if anyone even tried to counter that rationally.

    12. Re:A good Mormon responds by fupeg · · Score: 1

      I don't know about stereotypes, but I know five Mormons, and four of the five think drinking a caffeinated beverage is a sin. All five desire holy undergarments. I keep trying to bring up the planets with them, but wind up laughing too hard to do it.

    13. Re:A good Mormon responds by Thalaric · · Score: 1

      That's preposterous. Divine or not, Doctrine and Covenants hasn't changed since it was written in the mid 1800's. Your post is absurd to the point of being laughable. I've been Mormon for 24 years and never had to change any Book of Mormons in for a "new copy". So please qualify your statements with fact.

      In regards to the church being businesslike, sure, they even own stores that their teaching materials are disseminated through. And that money is put back into finding more converts. The whole thing is very efficient. I don't see the connection that makes them bad citizens in a free society however.

      The very fact that we have a free society is the reason they can do what they do. They are exercising their freedoms. Would you rather we went back to not having the freedom of religion?

    14. Re:A good Mormon responds by Darby · · Score: 1

      That's preposterous. Divine or not, Doctrine and Covenants hasn't changed since it was written in the mid 1800's. Your post is absurd to the point of being laughable. I've been Mormon for 24 years and never had to change any Book of Mormons in for a "new copy". So please qualify your statements with fact.

      My wife's parents lived in Utah for a number of years and collected the different versions as a curiosity. You didn't mention anything about the whole caffeine thing which was a major development. Coca Cola's cash was more important than the divine word, I guess.

      In regards to the church being businesslike, sure, they even own stores that their teaching materials are disseminated through. And that money is put back into finding more converts. The whole thing is very efficient.

      Very efficient at bringing in cash and bringing in new converts. Mostly the new converts are brought in by the existing members of the church having lots of kids. Given that it is a relatively new religion the whole lots of kids thing makes sense from the perspective of jacking up membership, hence profits. From a rational perspective, not recognizing that that motivation was there from the start is silly. Yes, it's much more reasonable to believe that there are billions of spirit children waiting around in limbo for you to fuck so they can be born. So many in fact that after you die you go away to a new planet to populate it.

      I don't see the connection that makes them bad citizens in a free society however.

      Because as a citizen of a free society you have one and only one fundamental responsibilty. To be informed. To blindly accept things you are told when there are far more rational explanations based on human nature for the specifics of the belief is shirking your fundamental duty.

      The very fact that we have a free society is the reason they can do what they do. They are exercising their freedoms. Would you rather we went back to not having the freedom of religion?

      I never said they shouldn't be allowed to do what they do. I am saying that they should step up and move beyond it. Think. Use the brains that they have. Question. Accepting anything on faith alone is idiotic and has always throughout the history of our species led to suffering and misery for the masses to the benefit of the ones feeding them the shit they religiously swallow.

      I would rather we had freedom from religion.

    15. Re:A good Mormon responds by Thalaric · · Score: 1

      There is no caffeine thing. We are suggested to not drink caffeine as it has been found to be the main active ingredient to coffee and tea which is mentioned in the Word of Wisdom, as I said. I'm not doubting that Coke MAY have donated money to the church, and many other organisations, but it obviously had no effect on any church doctrine. Feel free to offer anything that can actually be substantiated by more than 3rd party hearsay.

      Your line of reasoning is flawed since you cannot prove their faith is not rational. The smartest people on the face of this planet have not been able to prove or disprove the existance of a god. It's been the subject of much speculation even in scientific circles.

      You choose to believe certain things because they make sense to you but you have to rely on your senses, which as descartes has pointed out, cannot be trusted. Most Mormons I know are very informed people, many of them in technical fields.

  338. no, no, no! by Erris · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I mean really, how hard is it to make sure your computer is up to date with patches and has a good firewall installed. Preferably with an OpenBSD/Linux(with the bare minimum installed) box physically in between your home LAN and the internet.

    Nothing could keep a determined and well funded attacker from causeing massive harm if this were legal. The first strike would be aimed at the same poor fools that got the p2p harrasment letter and other easy target windoze machines. It would cripple a large proportion of corporate computers and world industry. The first week might trigger the next great depression as small businesses cupmpled an larger ones dependent on Microsoft were injured directly and indirectly. Teams of crackers could find exploits in just about everything and cause harm to more rational systems as well. All systems can be cracked, it's just a matter of time and effort. Even OpenBSD has suffered one or two remote root expoits. All it takes is one hole, lots of bandwith, and a bad attitude. The first box dammaged is unacceptable loss.

    Not that I'm in favor of destroying people's computers (I assume this means things like reformatting people's hard drives), that's just asinine. But I do think it's OK for record companies to spoof P2P networks and try to disrupt them.

    No, no, no, no! Spoofing is every bit as obnoxious an offense as the actual copyright violations themselves. It consumes bandwith by simply forcing the downloader to look again. The remedy should not be worse than the dissease.

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  339. babelfish translation by bbc22405 · · Score: 2, Insightful
    A Modest Proposal

    WASHINGTON - The chairman of the Senate Judiciary Committee (news - web sites) said Tuesday he favors developing new technology to remotely incinerate the automobiles of people who illegally exceed the speed limit.

    The surprise remarks by Sen. Orrin Hatch, R-Utah, during a hearing on transportation laws represent a dramatic escalation in the frustrating battle by industry executives and lawmakers in Washington against highway scofflaws.

    During a discussion on methods to frustrate car owners who illegally exceed the speed limit, Hatch asked technology executives about ways to ignite cars involved in such speeding.

    Legal experts have said any such attack would violate federal arson laws.

    "No one is interested in destroying anyone's car," replied Randy Saaf of MphDefender Inc., a secretive Los Angeles company that builds technology to disrupt automotive traffic. One technique involves deliberately driving very slowly so other users can't go faster.

    "I'm interested," Hatch interrupted. He said incinerating someone's car "may be the only way you can teach somebody about speed limits."

    The senator, a driver who logged 18,000 miles last year, acknowledged Congress would have to enact an exemption for speed limit enforcers from liability for damaging cars. He endorsed technology that would twice warn a computer user about illegal behavior, "then incinerate their car."

    "If we can find some way to do this without incinerating their machines, we'd be interested in hearing about that," Hatch said. "If that's the only way, then I'm all for incinerating their machines. If you have a few hundred thousand of those, I think people would realize" the seriousness of their actions, he said. "There's no excuse for anyone violating speed limits," Hatch said.

    Sen. Patrick Leahy, the committee's senior Democrat, later said the problem is serious but called Hatch's idea too drastic a remedy to be considered. "Traffic laws need to be followed, but some Draconian remedies that have been suggested would create more problems than they would solve," Leahy, D-Vt., said in a statement. "We need to work together to find the right answers, and this is not one of them."

    Rep. Rick Boucher, D-Va., who has been active in transportation debates in Washington, urged Hatch to reconsider. Boucher described Hatch's role as chairman of the Judiciary Committee as "a very important position, so when Senator Hatch indicates his views with regard to a particular subject, we all take those views very seriously."

    A spokesman for the Department of Transportation, Jonathan Lamy, said Hatch was "apparently making a metaphorical point that if transportation departments don't take reasonable steps to prevent massive speeding on the roads they build, Congress may be forced to consider stronger measures." The Department of Transportation funds major highway projects.

    Some legal experts suggested Hatch's provocative remarks were more likely intended to compel technology and highway executives to work faster toward ways to enforce traffic laws than to signal forthcoming legislation.

    "It's just the frustration of those who are looking at enforcing laws that are proving very hard to enforce," said Orin Kerr, a former Justice Department (news - web sites) moving violations prosecutor and associate professor at George Washington University law school. The transportation industry has gradually escalated its fight against speeders, targeting the most egregious scofflaws with civil lawsuits. The Department of Transportation recently won a federal court decision making it significantly easier to identify and track drivers - even those hiding behind aliases - using popular sportscars.

    Kerr predicted it was "extremely unlikely" for Congress to approve an arson exemption for copyright owners, partly because of risks of collateral damage when innocent passengers might be wrongly targeted. "It wouldn't work," Kerr said. "There's no way of limiting the damage."

  340. theft argument by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    all of the basis of almost all anti-p2p filesharing groups is that filesharing is like theft from copyright owners. but if I were to commit an act of theft by stealing someone's purse, and keep it in my home, would anyone, ANYONE at all be allowed to destroy my home? no. remove the purse from my posession and punish my in other ways than property destruction, but not destroy my home. furthermore, is it wise to allow anyone with a copyright to destroy someone's computer? that's just asking for a cracker to come up with a way to do it freely to anyone who has a computer with the proper measures installed in/on their computer(maybe even a worm).
    come on, this guy is an idiot.

  341. Backfire by Anonymous+Custard · · Score: 1

    Wow! I'm gonna, like, copyright some stuff right now, get some kid to upload it to Senator Hatch's computer, and BLAMMO! Good byyyyyyyeeeeee Senator's Snood! :-)

    And to think, it'd be perfectly legal!

    1. Re:Backfire by Anonymous+Custard · · Score: 1

      I could even make a web page that shows my copyrighted image on it, and in the header it'll say you can only view this page with a text browser, and that rendering the .jpg file with an image program, including but not limited to Internet Explorer, is a breach of my god given Copyright. Then, I'll record the IP of anyone who looks at it, and BLAMMO! blast their computers into outer space.

  342. In the William Gibson universe by nounderscores · · Score: 1

    The black ice doesn't care who it kills.

  343. Did Orrin mention that he accepted over $175K.... by i_want_you_to_throw_ · · Score: 4, Interesting

    from the TV/Movies/Music industry? I didn't think so......

    First he brings us the DMCA and now this....

  344. Why are you all upset.? THINK about it... by gosand · · Score: 4, Insightful
    OK, so they want to pass a law that makes it OK to destroy someone's computer if they download copyrighted material. Fine. You, me, your mom - we can all create copyrighted material.

    So my copyrighted material may have the same file name as a popular song. But my material is me reasing a poem I wrote, and it is in MP3 format. If anyone from the RIAA attempts to download this song, I am legally entitled to destroy their computer for infringing on my copyright.

    So go ahead, fuckwits, I triple-dog-dare you to pass a law that makes activities like this legal.

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    My beliefs do not require that you agree with them.

  345. who put this guy in charge.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So he wants to punish people without due process? Jebus he's the chairman of the Sen Jud Committee! It's time to put someone in that position that knows about laws and due process. Cause if any bastard destroys my computer citing "You had copyrighted material" and they take action without Judge, Jury and they're playing the executioner..

    There will be hell to pay

  346. Sen Hatch against due process by cyberlawyer · · Score: 2, Informative

    As a lawyer (member Massachusetts bar & Federal District Court) I find it particularly outrageous that the chairman of the Senate Judicial Committee disregards basic Constitutional law.

    One of the many problems with Congress passing a law to allow vigilantes to destroy people's computers is that it violates due process. You're supposed to have a hearing before a neutral magistrate of some sort (usually a judge) before the government allows you destroy someone's property.

    Congress could no more pass a law allowing corporate vigilantes to destroy people's computers without going to court than they could pass a law allowing a company to take your land for its own use without a trial.

    Of course Senator Hatch knows this perfectly well. What's revealing is the fact that these so called conservatives who claim to admire limited government are always eager to use the coersive power of government to help big business. Republicans and honorary Republicans like Senator Lieberman are against government when it comes to protecting us from corporations (say through environmental legislation or class action law) but are more than happy to expand the power of government to help companies violate our rights.

    Either that or Senator Hatch is attempting to act senile in order that he can replace Strom Thurmond! .02
    Steve

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  347. Ministry of Love. by rice_burners_suck · · Score: 1
    Here is a more correct proposal: By law, every new computer must ship with explosives inside. Under the new law, the explosives would have to be powerful enough to destroy anything within a 100 meter radius of the affected computer.
    • If the user tampers with the explosives or tries to remove them, the explosives go off.
    • If the user downloads copyrighted materials and the copyright holder doesn't like it, the explosives go off.
    • If the user links to a web page and the owner of the web page doesn't like it, the explosives go off.
    • If the user uses profane language in an email and the ISP doesn't like it, the explosives go off.
    • If the user criticizes the operation, functionality, completeness or reliability of any software program and the software maker doesn't like it, the explosives go off.
    • If the operating system in the user's computer crashes, the explosives go off.
    • If the user runs any software that competes with Microsoft's software and Microsoft doesn't like it, the explosives go off.
    This new technology, in conjunction with telescreens, cameras and microphones in every room, a government agency that randomly spies on people, and a ministry that tortures those who don't conform, the world can be made a much happier place to live.
  348. A Question.. by GnarlyNome · · Score: 1

    Wouldn't the destroying party be legaly liable for the damage to your system ? Also Hatch has a website
    you can E-Mail him and tell him how stupid he sounds.

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  349. I want this law to pass by atlantis_tin · · Score: 1


    I want this law to pass and be enforced.
    I want all the people of the world to see how stupid some of the lawmakers are.
    I want the records industry to make a fool of itself.
    I want this proposal to get a world-wide audience, not just the usual Slashdot audience.

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  350. Hatch, SCO and cold fusion by baomike · · Score: 1

    Maybe being down wind of the atom bomb tests realy did effect people in Utah.

  351. Bitching about the old guard... by RTMFD · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Even though I tend to vote republican I'm against Senator Hatch and all the rest of the assholes (Republican and Democrat) who are this clueless about technology.

    You know why this happens (along with prescription drugs w/o means-testing that the young workers will have to pay for)? 18-30 year old people typically _don't vote_ in the US. The old technofogies running the place will stand up and listen if you vote some of them out of office for this shit. Get informed and please vote in the next election.

  352. The Enron stuff goes much MUCH deeper... by scosol · · Score: 1

    Save this to your hard disk; lest it get disappeared:

    http://www.sandersresearch.com/html/MappingtheReal Deal/2003/CAF1033/CAF012003.htm

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  353. What's that sound? by Craig+Maloney · · Score: 3, Informative

    Senator Hatch:

    For your reading pleasure, I bring several paragraphs which would like a word with you:

    Amendment IV

    The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.

    Amendment V

    No person shall be held to answer for a capital, or otherwise infamous crime, unless on a presentment or indictment of a grand jury, except in cases arising in the land or naval forces, or in the militia, when in actual service in time of war or public danger; nor shall any person be subject for the same offense to be twice put in jeopardy of life or limb; nor shall be compelled in any criminal case to be a witness against himself, nor be deprived of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor shall private property be taken for public use, without just compensation.

    Amendment VI

    In all criminal prosecutions, the accused shall enjoy the right to a speedy and public trial, by an impartial jury of the state and district wherein the crime shall have been committed, which district shall have been previously ascertained by law, and to be informed of the nature and cause of the accusation; to be confronted with the witnesses against him; to have compulsory process for obtaining witnesses in his favor, and to have the assistance of counsel for his defense.

    1. Re:What's that sound? by bbypac · · Score: 1

      "just remember folks, that the recent passing of the Patriot Act destroyed the constitutional rights" so...We're all fucked"

  354. he left no doubt. by Erris · · Score: 1
    There can be no doubt what he felt when he said these things. In context, out of context, he believes that destroying people's physical property without due process is a legitimate way to gaurd entertainment revenues. He actually interupted someone to state this.

    "I'm interested," Hatch interrupted. He said damaging someone's computer "may be the only way you can teach somebody about copyrights."

    ... He endorsed technology that would twice warn a computer user about illegal online behavior, "then destroy their computer."

    "If we can find some way to do this without destroying their machines, we'd be interested in hearing about that," Hatch said. "If that's the only way, then I'm all for destroying their machines. If you have a few hundred thousand of those, I think people would realize" the seriousness of their actions, he said.

    "There's no excuse for anyone violating copyright laws,"

    Let's see:

    • 100,000 shiny corporate computers destroyed.
    • $1,000 average replacement cost, exclusive of lost productivity.
    • $100,000,000 - one hundred million dollars in losses.

    This is a conservative estimate. We would hope it never happens. But if it did, the indirect costs would likely be an order of magnitude or two greater than the direct costs and send the world into a depression. Indirect losses are multiply the dirrect losses and are always compound. The costs of not getting business done is always greater than equipment costs alone. Deadlines pass, contracts fail and everyone is unahppy. Compare this to the cost of 9/11, $80 billion, and Hurriane Andrew, $18 billion. Hey, but that's cheap next to four student's $97 billion in damages to the music industry, right?

    Copyright law and it's proponents are either ignrorant, demented or stand to make a proffit. Advocating millions in dollars in damages to protect entertainment revenuse is criminal.

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    DMCA, Hollings, Palladium. What might have sounded like paranoia is now common sense.
  355. We don't *have* to be the bottom of the heap by RLiegh · · Score: 1

    We are low enough. The problem is--whether there are countries with worse corruption than ours or not--the problem[s] with our government are unfixable, short of tearing the whole thing down and starting over from scratch.

    And that just ain't gonna happen.

    1. Re:We don't *have* to be the bottom of the heap by letxa2000 · · Score: 1
      We are low enough.

      Actually, we're at #16 of 102 ranked countries. I.e., only 15 ranked countries are perceived to be less corrupt than we are. About 80 are more corrupt. So, no, we aren't all that corrupt relatively speaking.

      the problem[s] with our government are unfixable, short of tearing the whole thing down and starting over from scratch.

      You, my dear sir, are one of those people that are so cynical and negative as to be useless in providing any solution.

      The "problems" in our government are directly related to voter apathy. But you can't blame that on the government. As soon as we, the people, decide we've had enough and start voting the problems will be very fixable.

  356. Get thee to Florida... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... and help with voter registration down there, if you want to neutralize Hatch and the like in 2004.

  357. Navy Seals by ralphus · · Score: 1
    Screw the technological "destroy your computer over the internet" crap. Just have Poindexter's Total Information Awareness program triangulate the location of a pirate's IP realtime, and send in the black helicoptors. After a few prominent file traders have their systems (and themselves) 'cleaned', the problem will go away, right?

    After all, aren't the people on Kazaa supporting the terrorists in some way?

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    Revolutions are never about freedom or justice. They're about who's going to be top dog. -- Kilgore Trout
  358. It's about time... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I say it's almost time that all the geeks in the world get together and just bring the entire God damn Internet down. Bring the best minds together right the best MS virus, DOS anything with an IP address...

    Then maybe someone will realize who they're fucking with.

  359. What about Prohibition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is the same kind of idea that could have made Prohibition work. Poisin a bunch of illegal liquor and kill a few thousand people. Definitely makes enforcement easier. He could do it today with illegal drugs. What's a few people or computers.

    But trashing a few computers won't hurt anyone will they. No sir. Little Joey uses his Dad's network to download some MP3's and all of a sudden the server of a Fortune 1000 company is toast. Too bad it couldn't be the RIAA's or MPAA's, or could it.

    Watch out what you wish for. You may get it.

  360. That's Illegal.. by Ghengis · · Score: 1

    What ever happened to DUE PROCESS? Say Joe Bloe comes into my house/dorm room to borrow my PC and starts downloading copyrighted material and Führer.. er I mean Senator Hatch's computer-killer destroys my machine. Well then I'm punished for a crime I didn't commit without ever being formally accused or tried in court. So they let the copyright owner's do it... that makes them guilty of destruction of private property at a MINIMUM, not to mention a slew of those new-fangled computer crime laws. Elect officials with half a brain so we can stop this dretch from wasting time and tax dollars.

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  361. Re:US. Gov't vs. The People :: Forfeiture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As for just killing machines on demand, I'd bet Microsoft will include that in future releases of Windows very willingly.

    How about P2P on Knoppix, for Windows users... Hell, maybe an OS running a P2P app could be jammed onto one of those little USB drives.

  362. I've got a solution to this whole mess ... by pherris · · Score: 2, Informative
    Proposed Amendment XXVIII to the US Constitution:
    "No person shall be elected to the office of Senator or Representative more than twice, and no person who has held the office of Senator or Representative, or acted as a Senator or as a Representative, for more than one year of a term to which some other person was elected Senator or Representative shall be elected to the office of Senator or Representative more than once."
    Mostly ripped from the 22nd amendment but you get the idea. Hatch is not the exception but the rule. Both the Democrats and GOP has been selling out this country for way too long. IMO it's time to add something like the above to the US Constitution.
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    "And a voice was screaming: 'Holy Jesus! What are these goddamn animals?'" - HST
    1. Re:I've got a solution to this whole mess ... by scoobywan · · Score: 2, Interesting

      here's another solution.... lets just do away with
      the whole election thing (as it seems to not be
      working), and instead we just pick random people
      every year for office :). and .... while we're at
      it, we give the normal person the right to kick them
      if they do anything deemed stupid by 3 or more
      people.

  363. Re:Later in the discussion... terrorism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anyone want to put money on how long it takes some terrorists to really trash the Internet if it is possible to kill a machine remotely?

  364. this can kill people by jayrtfm · · Score: 1

    Allowing this can cause actual human deaths.
    Many hospital computers are not HIPAA compliant, have fairly direct internet connections, and are used to download and store mp3's and videos.
    Of course the real purpose of these computers are for routing and analyzing patient information, including radiologic images. (xrays, ct, mri, etc).
    Given the "right" circumstances, destroying the computer would be homicide.

  365. Look guys, this makes perfect sense... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If someone breaks my window, which costs me money, it's perfectly legal for me to go next door and slash his tires in retribution. Fair is fair, right?

    Oh wait...

    what a bunch of bullshit

  366. Really Amusing! by cgleba · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It is so amusing seeing all the people try to tone down what he was saying. . .much like a best man who was drunk at a wedding and said that the groom was an asshole:

    Best Man: "Yeah, Bob is a an asshole and I hope that bitch broad gives him one hell of a life. . "

    Good Friend: "I think that the best man has had a little too good of a time and what he means is. . "
    Best Man: "Screw you, I said he was an asshole and I mean it!"

    Read below:

    "No one is interested in destroying anyone's computer,". . .

    "I'm interested," Hatch interrupted. He said damaging someone's computer "may be the only way you can teach somebody about copyrights."

    Hatch was "apparently making a metaphorical point that if peer-to-peer networks don't take reasonable steps to prevent massive copyright infringement on the systems they create, Congress may be forced to consider stronger measures."

    Hatch said. ". . . I'm all for destroying their machines. . . "

    " Some legal experts suggested Hatch's provocative remarks were more likely intended to compel technology and music executives to work faster toward ways to protect copyrights online than to signal forthcoming legislation. "

    "There's no excuse for anyone violating copyright laws," Hatch said.

    Boucher described Hatch's role as chairman of the Judiciary Committee as "a very important position, so when Senator Hatch indicates his views with regard to a particular subject, we all take those views very seriously."

    As a side note, what about bullets, descramblers and cables companies. . .isn't this pretty much the same thing?

  367. Great! by appler · · Score: 1

    Well, it's just like that ancient civilization that may or may not have existed according to several small, unimportant non-Western religions. You steal something, you get your hands cut off. You download copyrighted materials, you get your computer "remotely destroyed," you poop in Sen. Hatch's shoes, you... that remains to be seen.

  368. lethal traps by DreadSpoon · · Score: 1

    I myself rather hate the sue-happy atmosphere in America. There are, sure, plenty of cases where the lawsuit is justified; the problem is, so many people sue for the sole reason of getting easy money. Even when the whole lawsuit is wrong.

    One solution I've considered (I've not seen if previous ideas like it have been discussed in length; waaay too lazy) is to continue having the lawsuits, but to require the money be given to charity or gov't activities (by that i mean healthcare system or something, not the $600 toilet seats). The idea being, people aren't going to sue to get rich; they're going to sue to punish wrong-doers.

    I'm sure humanity and the American legal system would find a way for the corrupt to abuse my idea, as well. Yay.

  369. Come get some by charnov · · Score: 1

    Bring it on, bitch...I have nothing but bandwidth and time in this Bush economy.

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    [RIAA] says its concern is artists. That's true, in just the sense that a cattle rancher is concerned about its cattle.
  370. Absurdity draw public attention by umoto · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Senator Hatch made an absurd suggestion. He knows quite well that such vigilante justice is illegal in numerous ways. Why would he make such a suggestion?

    I think he actually intends to send the opposite message. He wants to get the public excited about the issue. When people read this, they will be infuriated. He wants people to realize that excessive copyright legislation has been slipping into law over the past few years. He's hoping that once the public is aware of it, they will lobby to reverse the trend toward excessive copyright enforcement.

    He sponsored the DMCA, but perhaps he couldn't get it passed without the ambiguous language in section 1201. Perhaps he's now trying to fix that section, but he can't do it without public support.

    I know this seems a bit of a stretch, but his suggestion is so crazy that it is quite unreasonable to take him literally. This could be a clever way to meet his real goals.

    OTOH, perhaps the insanity of DC traffic has driven him mad. I hear it's a common phenomenon. ;-)

  371. Oh Please Please Please by Phoenix666 · · Score: 2, Funny

    can we beat these people with sticks yet?

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    Do what you can, with what you have, where you are.
  372. Hatch is on the short list for SCT by grolaw · · Score: 1

    Against the law?
    Sen. Hatch is head of the Judiciary Committee in the Senate.
    He places the judges on the bench in the Federal system and he is on Bush's short list for the Supreme Court (the CJ and Sandra O'Connor are said to be retiring at the end of this term - a week to go).
    Justice Hatch isn't going to have a problem with computer bombs.
    What next, repatriation of the slaves? It can't be much further to the right than giving record companies the right to blow up people's computers.

  373. File Sharing... BAD!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can see it now... someone is downloading something from iTunes... the government sees a copyrighted file being downloaded (even though it is legal) and fries their computer with their nifty new anti piracy weapon, a new laser satellite specifically made to pinpoint in on computers who download illegal music. Personally I bet they would just see who was downloading any mp3 and try to torch em... And to get away with them not being able to do this, get some copyrighted artist and pay him to sit and press a button for them to do it. (Yeah I'm feeling a little sarcastic tonight)

  374. A Virus Writers Dream Come True by Evil+Pete · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Can you imagine what a virus writer could do once this technology got into the wild ? Imagine a virus that could would wipe out all those PCs, or maybe a select set of IPs ... scary ... hmmm ... wonder what the IP addresses of the RIAA are ?

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    1. Re:A Virus Writers Dream Come True by Frank+T.+Lofaro+Jr. · · Score: 1

      Ever here of CIH? That virus wiped out BIOSes. No special technology required - modern hardware more often than not can be damaged by software.

      Killer poke is back!

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      Just because it CAN be done, doesn't mean it should!
  375. Backwords by SomeOtherGuy · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Ya, they can figure you the tech to nuke the guilty parties computer by nothing more than an IP and/or Mac address -- yet we don't have the technology to stop the spammers.

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    (+1 Funny) only if I laugh out loud.
  376. Don't I get the power? by teknokracy · · Score: 1

    Why can't I destroy someones computer when they lip me off online?

  377. When Lobbying goes wrong by PetoskeyGuy · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The old DRM Lobby has been trying a bit too hard. Some old folks in congress have got such a huge misunderstanding of how the machines that power our lives work it's incredible.

    BTW, according to netcraft http://www.hatchmusic.com/ is running Apache on Linux.

    That means Linus, as well as most other programmers who have worked on Linux or Apache would be able to remotely destroy his site. Bill Gates would be able to destroy 90% of the computers in existence.

    I suppose this law would quickly be followed by a law making it illegal to block the port they pick. Or maybe they will just talk to your ISP, go to your house and take your computer. They can cut them up with axes in the street like the old prohibition days. I bet Hatch can remember those days himself. :)

  378. Senator Hatchs Website Violates Copyright? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    This could be rich. On Orrin Hatch's website he is using the Milonic DHTML menu script quite possibly in violation of copyright and terms of use. Milonic's conditions of use is explicit and includes a requisite link back if not paid for. Guess what kids, no link and in the coders comments is this line: /* i am the license for the menu (duh) */. Within mmenu_license.js there is no indication that this is a paid for version with only the standard language found. Same thing is true for the actual DHTML script, mmenu.js.

    It would be quite embarrassing for the good Senaturd from Utah if it was actually found that he himself was a copyright violator, ripping off the hard work of Milonic Solutions Ltd., with all such made public in light of his recent comments. What choice would he have but to rig his own computers and pompous ass for detonation.

  379. I'm just a bill, on Capital Hill... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sounds like the MPAA/RIAA special interest ho's have their lips securely placed around Sen Hatch's pecker.

    "And that's how a bill becomes law. Any questions class?"

  380. excuse me Mr Hatch.. by calethix · · Score: 1

    ...but you seem to have parked your car slightly over the line in MY parking space. Hold on just a minute while I get my rocket launcher out of the trunk.

    Seriously though, all debates on the legality of downloading music aside, how can a US sentaor promote punishing one crime with a more severe one? copyright infringement vs. destruction of property?

    I got a free Reese's cup out of the vending machine today because it's broke and doesn't charge for one of it's slots. I suppose I should have my hand cut off or something for eating it instead of returning it.

  381. Re:Dear Slashdot Readers by saden1 · · Score: 1

    lighten up man, it's just a joke. I apologies if i have offended you.

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  382. Re:Dear Slashdot Readers by saden1 · · Score: 1

    My karma is in excellent status, but once in a while it'd like to breakout of my sainthood and just let it fly; hence my post.

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  383. don't forget by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    On all emails to Sen. Hatch, be sure to append: Copyright 2003 All rights reserved Do not copy, forward, backup or in anyway distribute this copyrighted material without explicit permission of the author. Failure to do so, will be cause for immediate retaliation.

  384. Who will buy self-destructing equipment? by Firestorm_Rising · · Score: 1

    General topic of my message? Gun control. "Senator, We have agreed that we will let you place bombs in our computers and blow us up when we illegally copy copyrighted material. But only if you agree to let us put bombs in your car and blow you up whenever we feel like it." Microsoft IntelliMouse Explorer The optical technology developed by Microsoft reaches a new peak of performance, along with superior comfort, flexibility, and stunning good looks. Includes a bomb to blow your hand off if you ever click on copyrighted material...

  385. Let's open the Pandora Box by Taco+Cowboy · · Score: 1



    What Senator Hatch is doing is akin to opening the Pandora Box.

    If what he proposes becomes legal, then anyone can bomb anybody elses computer, cars, house, or even body-parts with or without any valid reason.

    What type of world will that be ? Even MadMax wouldn't have to face with such a scenario.

    I really have no idea why a lunatic like Orin Hatch can get elected to be a Senator Of The United States.

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    Muchas Gracias, Señor Edward Snowden !
    1. Re:Let's open the Pandora Box by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Blow up all the computers belonging to Senators, and you can bet your ass that law is going to be rescinded faster than you can say "Fuck you, Hatch."

  386. Abuse a gogo by Felinoid · · Score: 1

    With the way organisations abuse IP rights laying clame to things the don't have any rights to and worse catagoricly classifying whole groups if users as theafs you can see the abuse potental.
    Check out SCO claming they own everything ever done in computer technology.
    IBMs old antics of the past and Microsofts antics of current.
    Music industry clamming to own speahes and artist who can't publish music on Napster becouse of some random idiot who clames it's his music.
    And other games.

    What's to keep me from claming ownership of ALL standard political arguments and then blowing up computers of politicians I disagree with. I open liccensed my arguments under the 'agree with me' liccens after all and he violated the liccens.

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    I don't actually exist.
  387. Contact your Senator by someonehasmyname · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Email or fax your senators. Let them know that you don not approve of these ideas. Mailing Senator Hatch is useless unless you live in Utah.

    Click here to find your senators

    Here's what I mailed my senators:

    Dear Sir,

    Senator Orrin G. Hatch made statements about destroying computers belonging to suspected online file traders.

    He said "Damaging someone's computer may be the only way you can teach somebody about copyrights."

    He acknowledged Congress would have to enact an exemption for copyright owners from liability for damaging computers. He endorsed technology that would twice warn a computer user about illegal online behavior, then destroy their computer.

    I feel that he needs to be reminded of the fact that we already have a system in place to handle issues like this. It's our justice system, and in our justice system, people are presumed innocent until proven guilty. We can't have copyright owners destroying computers because they think their work may have been illegally obtained.

    I just wanted to make sure you are aware of Senator Hatch's remarks and let you know that I am not in support of anything that would give copyright owners more power than our justice system.

    Respectfully,

    --
    Common sense is not so common.
  388. What a coincidence by prockcore · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I just proposed a bill of my own. HR-1952. Here it is in it's entirety:


    HR-1952
    Drafted Tuesday, June 17th, 2003.
    Revision I
    Sponsored by Rep. Proc K. Core I-AZ

    We propose that the Senator known as Orrin Hatch shall here-by be known as "Senator FuckNut", active immediately.


    It hasn't passed the house yet, but we have every confidence in it.

    1. Re:What a coincidence by goatan · · Score: 1
      "The senator, a composer who earned $18,000 last year in song writing royalties,"

      Umm conflict of interest or what. If this comment was made by an MP the UK papers would rip him apart, for trying to use his position to milk as much money as he can from the public. Its amazing that he was allowed to speak on the subject. I don't know what the situation is for American senators but MPs here have to declare their interests so that it is obvious if an MP has financial interest in a law being passed.

      --
      Saying Apple is better than MS is like saying Botulism is better than rabies.

  389. *AA filesharing network. by cosyne · · Score: 1

    Well, there's a serious side to this idea, and a stupid one. The stupid side is that if the copyright nazis really want to get you, they're gonna have to have you install some kind of malware ahead of time (like the Kaza deluxe RIAA special platinum edition), so they have the ability to mess you with when you piss them off. Which is obviously stupid, but got me thinking.

    On a more serious note, what if the RIAA set up their own file sharing network, which (bear with me here), was actually good enough that people would use it? They're supposed to be here to help promote art (in it's audio form) and distribute recordings. Why don't they set up a service to do so? It could go through their central servers, so they could monitor the files and make sure that nobody was downloading non-free files. And if you wanted to download non-free files, you could pay for them.
    The fatal flaw is that they'd have to encourage enough good artists to make songs available for free (the way many will do with live recordings or a limited number of sample songs), and/or charge reasonable prices for non-free songs. Capitalism is a double edged sword: you can charge an arm and a leg for something, bun only as long as people are willing to pay.

    1. Re:*AA filesharing network. by serutan · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The problem is that entertainment companies don't exist to promote or encourage the arts, they exist to make and sell copies. Period.
      To them music isn't art, it's a product that they can own and profit from.

      Musicians make money by playing gigs, not by selling records. Recording contracts are written such that all expenses of production, manufacturing, distribution and advertising a CD are paid out of the musician's share, usually leaving zero. What the musician gets from CD sales is exposure, which translates to gigs. Musicians know this, but most of them aren't convinced yet that they can make it big without a recording contract. Very few superstars have taken strong stands against file sharing. A few who are smart enough at business (Madonna) to get a bigger percentage and actually make money from record sales, and a few idiots (Metallica).

      If you are interested in a long-time singer's in-depth details of working with record companies, read some of Janis Ian's excellent writings on the subject.

    2. Re:*AA filesharing network. by cosyne · · Score: 1

      To them music isn't art, it's a product that they can own and profit from.
      But they can only do that as long as people are willing to pay. If they go around acting like robber-barrons (exploiting their workers (musicians), illegally fixing prices, etc), people will have few qualms about copying music instead of paying exorbinant prices. I think it's adapt-or-die for the entertainment industry. We know they don't really buy their line about filesharing jeapordizing the future of music. Neither does anybody else- music has been around about as long as human civilization. They just happen to make money selling it , and for them to survive, they either have to bring their prices down and consumers' payment ethic up (done by not looking like evil corporations), or they just have to buy a police state so that they can maintain the status quo.
      I'd rather not see the US's current transition towards being a police state go any further, so I think that the record companies should attempt to be so nice that people would feel bad copying their songs, and so cheap that they won't be motivated to.
      I know that isn't going to happen, but I just wanted to throw out a suggestion for a peaceful solution.

    3. Re:*AA filesharing network. by serutan · · Score: 1

      I agree 100%, but I think America's progress toward being a police state has only just begun. The put-em-in-jail mentality is the prevailing attitude among the haves. Personal rights have only begun to take a back seat to business rights. The general population has become so accustomed to convenience and not getting involved, things will have to get a hell of a lot worse before the public gets mad enough and makes enough noise to command the attention of lawmakers. I don't think the people Congress are going to change their lapdog ways until they have a genuine fear of an imminent popular revolution.

  390. Re:Sen Hatch claim he support acts of terrorism. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    set up us

    Gotta love those crazy asians (crasians?)

  391. Well... here's what I wrote... by JFMulder · · Score: 1

    I'm not american, but I hope that he'll read it anyway...

    Senator Hatch,
    I've recently read a AP story where you were quoted saying that you would be ready to pass a law that grants the power to a copyright owner to destroy the computer of someone who downloads copyrighted material off the Internet. While I totally agree with you that copyright infrigement has to be dealt with, I believe that your stance on the situation is an ill-informed one.
    First of all, computers aren't used by only one person. Most of the time a computer is shared by a whole family. They are also used shared by thousands of students in schools. Why does the wrong actions of only one person has to have negative repercusions on the rest of the people?
    Also, I'm sure you are aware that the Internet is a highly volatile and impredictable place, where the identity of a user cannot always be 100% sure. Don't you think that such drastic measures are dangerous? You might target the computer of an innocent person. Or target a computer that has been hijacked by an hacker. I don't think you'd want innocent people to be harmed in any way.
    Third, even if that law would pass IN THE United States, do you really think you have the right to attack computers around the globe based on your US law? I would have thought better from a man who is representing a state. You don't have the right to impose your law on the rest of the world.
    Lastly, as you may have seen, I am not from the United States. In fact, I'm from Québec, Canada. I write to you, even tought you don't represent my province or my country, because I think that in this case, you are advocating something that is wrong and that would set a dangerous precedent if it were to happen.
    I sincerely hope that you were misquoted, or that you have since then reconsidered your position on the issue.

    Regards,

  392. Re:Sen Hatch claim he support acts of terrorism. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't live in the US, but if this affects me, wouldn't it be an International act of terrorism?

  393. Orrin Hatch by Anthrem · · Score: 1

    ...would do better to stick to his fascinating musical career. He has done more to make a fool of his party's agenda, but not as much as some. What a schmuck!!

  394. RIAA by dtfinch · · Score: 1

    I imagine myself some day investigating unexpected web server problems and finding 2 warnings and a message saying that all writeable files have been erased because it found an html file containing the word "Metallica."

  395. Sen. Hatch by Retarded_Ninja · · Score: 1

    He is a moron, and there is no sense getting worked up over something so insane. The idea to give people the right to destroy someone elses property would yield far more disasterous results then some bullshit copyright infringement. I gaurantee that any such power would quickly turn on those who developed and choose to use it. Thank you to h4X0rS!

  396. See this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mr Hatch,

    See this? This is my dick. Suck it.

  397. Mention of Hatch as composer by jswitte · · Score: 1

    I found it interesting that the article mentioned that Hatch, as a music composer, earned $18,000 in royalties last year. Aha! But don't song-writers generally get a better deal out of the current system than the poor blokes who actually sing? That's why everyone wants to write their own music these days, and why noone is interested in singing the old stuff (which is generally better IMO) I wonder, does Hatch know this?

  398. Submitter is a moron? by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 1

    "Only copyright holders should have this, because the feds doing it would be illegal"
    I'm sorry, did I miss that somewhere in the article? Where does it remotely imply this?
    Where does anything?
    Did I miss the part in the BOR that says "No person may be deprived of life, liberty, or property by the federal government without due process of law"? Or are you just a complete fucking moron adding your own stupid and completely false comments to submissions so that you can brag to other morons "HUR HUR HUR I GOT ON SLASHDOT I AM SO FUCKING HOMOSEXUAL IT HURTS MY ANUS"?


    Ummm... did you even bother to read the article before writing your troll?

    The senator, a composer who earned $18,000 last year in song writing royalties, acknowledged Congress would have to enact an exemption for copyright owners from liability for damaging computers. He endorsed technology that would twice warn a computer user about illegal online behavior, "then destroy their computer."

  399. Larger Implications and the Inner Child by chadjg · · Score: 1

    All right folks, I admit that I used to pirate music on a regular basis, but my computer is an eMachine, so come and get it, ORRIN. I can't escape to conclusion that some sort of limited IP rights are a good thing, and that they should be protected. But is this really how we want to solve our problems? To be fair, the law would have to allow someone to pillage the record company's machines if a mistake is made. This would promptly degenerate into a high tech-high dollar pissing contest. Nothing more. I really do think this would be amusing as hell, but again, is this how we want to solve our problems? Can anybody here think of other situations where the original fault was forgotten and the reprisals got out of control? Please don't think that any sane person would equate one race group hacking up another with machettes for God knows what reason with a few million smoked computers, but wouldn't the psychology be pretty much the same after awhile? Maybe this would be easy fun, after all, whose computers are worth more? A creative professional's or some freak that has time to drill this far down in a /. thread? Cheers

    --
    Why do I have this? I don't smoke.
  400. Re:Later in the discussion... terrorism by moncyb · · Score: 1

    It is possible now. Luckily, everyone who is smart enough to do so isn't stupid enough to try.

    This does raise an interesting question: if the pro-"cyber"terrorists in congress pass a law making it legal to damage a computer for alleged copyright infringement, will they also force Microsoft and other OS developers to put in security holes which terrorists can use?

    I heard Hatch published some hymns on Napster. Is he stupid? Doesn't he realize even if he owns copyright or has permission, he will be attacked by the cartel--assuming they don't realize he is a senator? Everyone who publishes is at risk under such a system. The cartel doesn't care if they destroy an innocent person's computer. In fact, they have a huge incentive to do so: any form of publishing they don't have control over is competition.

  401. Re-cockulous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is quite possibly the stupidest, most careless disregard of constitutional law that I have ever seen. So I'm thinking that maybe we should all hold a slashdot-readers' file-sharing day where everyone busts out their p2p and downloads every copyrighted file they can find. Oh yeah, that's right... that's kinda like every day for me... but it's still a good idea, if you got more people involved in it. You know, cuz the RIAA has made us their bitch for too long, and that way, we could make them our bitch. I love vigilante justice! Poontang masturbation boobies!
    -Speedomask

  402. AmBush by nicolasmendo · · Score: 1

    This reminds me of someone who proposed, not long ago, to chop down forests to prevent fires.

  403. Corrupt politicans by Ost99 · · Score: 1

    We should start research remote assassination of corrupt politicans. A system where the politican gets two warnings before termination would be preferable, but it is no requirement.

    Isn't protecting your own property with deadly force considered self defence in (some parts of) the US?

    - Ost

    --
    ---- Sig. gone.
    1. Re:Corrupt politicans by oojah · · Score: 1

      Ever heard of Assassination Politics?

      You make an secure guess on which day you think a certain person (politician, natch), will die. If the said person does die on that day, you collect all of the money currently bet.

      All set up to be anonymous and secure and it might work. You're effectively putting a price on someone's head and when the price is high enough another someone will try and collect by ensuring the death occurs on the date they specified.

      The idea is that it would suddenly breed a race of super nice politicians (in all countries!), as after all would you risk being a slimeball if this would hang over your head?

      I'm not saying that I condone it, just thought you might be interested. It is a long read, but certainly thought provoking.

      Cheers,

      Roger

      --
      Do you have any better hostages?
  404. Re:Because that "dead industry" makes a lot of mon by moncyb · · Score: 1

    The profit margins in movies/entertainment are great.

    This is what happens when a cartel controls the market, and a cartel does control movies and music. A fair market will usually translate into "profit margins in area X suck." Luckily one can completely do without movies and music, however if they start restricting and committing acts of terrorism against communication technologies (such as the internet), then we are all screwed.

    You may not think the internet is an essential communication system, but you are wrong. Just think of the slammer worm and how it caused all sorts of problems--such as ATMs not working. Essential services are thousands of times more important than entertainment. There are also many ways copyright law has been abused to suppress free speech. Free speech is thousands of times more important than entertainment. Yet many asshats don't understand or care. What's the point of living in a "free" country if all your freedoms will be taken away, or you/your property will be attacked if you exercise your supposed freedoms?

  405. Others believe... by halo1982 · · Score: 1

    Some legal experts suggested Hatch's provocative remarks were more likely intended to compel technology and music executives to work faster toward ways to protect copyrights online than to signal forthcoming legislation.
    Others believe the senator is just talking out of his ass.

  406. Send him copyrighted email by Anonymous+Cowdog · · Score: 1

    Here's his "contact me" web form.

    http://www.senate.gov/~hatch/index.cfm?FuseAction= Offices.Contact

    Be sure to include a copyright notice
    in your message. You might want to
    specify some restrictions like no
    backups, no copies, no printouts,
    no tape storage, no conversion, etc.

  407. bbg by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah if someone touches my computer they crossed the line. I'm gonna be at his office guns blazing.

  408. Ahem...Mormon and Occasional Democrat by rc5-ray · · Score: 1

    I'm Mormon and have lived in Utah for all but 4 years of my life. I usually end up voting about 50/50 republican/democrat.

    Not all of us vote straight ticket.

  409. Hatch and his pirated music by rc5-ray · · Score: 1

    Hatch has a personal interest, since I'm sure his music [hatchmusic.com] is pirated on a regular basis. ;)"

    Ahhhhhhahahahahaha!!! Do yourself a favor and KaZaa a few Hatch MP3s. You'll be begging for Celine Dion!! Mark my words!

  410. The ultimate weapon of mass destruction... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... an oboe!

  411. Check Laptop as baggage - LCD shatters by MickLinux · · Score: 1

    Just in case you don't know, if you check a Mac Powerbook as baggage, you will shatter the screen as the baggage compartment depressurizes, midflight.

    This was my experience. My brother was coming, and bringing a laptop I had purchased with him. I asked him "please take it with you, don't check it." He decided it would be safer checked, and... ... also concluded that the Germans, in checking for possible avian flu at the time, and broken the laptop and also sprayed his clothing with some fluid, probably disinfectant.

    No.

    That was LCD fluid, which leaked out because the screen shattered in midflight. The baggage compartment depressurizes.

    Now, I don't know about other computers, but it may be the same. Indeed, it probably will be the same.

    In the same line of thought, don't check your grandma's little poodle as baggage. It Would Not Be A Good Idea (TM).

    --
    Correct Horse Battery Staple: 72 bits of entropy. Enter "Correct H" into google. When it generates the phrase, that's
    1. Re:Check Laptop as baggage - LCD shatters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pets fly in cargo holds all the time, are you sure it was pressure and not clumsy baggage handlers?

  412. Utah politics by moncyb · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Funny, a few years ago, Hatch was pro Napster and anti-Microsoft. What bribes can do.

    I truly wish that more of us would vote.

    You know little about Utah politics. 99% of the time, the Republican candidate wins by default, with a Democrat or Libertarian candidate far behind--assuming one bothered to run. I have to wonder if they sometimes put shill candidates in the Dem. box. Take for example the last election and Rep. Cannon's competition: Nancy Jane Woddside. Reading her material, it seemed if she became elected, there would be curfews and soldiers on the streets ready to shoot anyone on sight. May as well have been voting for Hitler.

  413. Bochs by mcbridematt · · Score: 2, Interesting

    We might as well use Bochs in order to prevent this. Guess he never thought of that (VMware and Virtual PC might actually pass the self-destruct command to your main system)

    1. Re:Bochs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WRONG : I can punch holes though a particular version of BOCHS..... it has flaws that can be exploited. I can even see memory right through it and know what os is AROUND the BOCHS *OR* VMWARE..

      yup... there are imperfectly documented ring3 opcodes that let you do some nifty things and BOCHS does NOT emulate around them (though it could if I blabbed too much).

      I will not tell you how. learn on your own... your idea is correct in theory with GOOD source code written by experts.

  414. What about self-defense? by brucmack · · Score: 1

    OK, so what happens if I just happen to have lying around in my memory a program that detects intrusion and counter-attacks anybody trying to mess with my machine...

    Seriously though, this is like capital punishment for PCs. It's basically their way of saying "well, we have no idea who the actual PEOPLE are that are downloading this stuff, but let's punish them anonymously!"

    Plus, what happens if someone is using a PC at work or school or a netcafe to run filesharing software? Should the owner of the computer be responsible, or the person using it at the time? I should think it would be the latter, in which case this method is flawed again.

  415. Copyright infringement is not theft by serutan · · Score: 1

    Senator Hatch has clearly gone off the deep end. In no other situation is a citizen allowed to inflict get-even damage on someone against whom he has a grievance. Hatch and others liken copyright infringement to thieves driving off with a stolen tv. The desired mental image is of the rightfully enraged homeowner shooting out the tires to recover his property.

    In light of Hatch's apparent loss of brain function, I would like to make a simple but underrated point about copyright. Copyright violation is not theft. It's just called theft by people who have a financial interest in calling it theft. There is no need to call it that. Defacing a billboard with spraypaint is called vandalism, not theft of display space. Setting fire to somebody's house is called arson, not theft of firewood. Parking in a bus zone is a traffic violation, not theft of parking.

    Copyright is the government's way of giving one person an exclusive right. People who have copyrights are copyright "holders." They don't "own" anything. This is not just a semantic nitpick, it's an important distinction. Copyright law is like the law that allows the person in the right-hand lane to turn after stopping at the red light, but not the person in the left-hand lane. Distributing copies without permission may be against the law, but it's not "theft of content" any more than turning from the left lane at a stoplight is "theft of turning." There's nothing to steal.

    It's unfortunate that our system has evolved to allow people to sell copyrights, for it creates the misconception of ownership, miscasting infringement in terms that are familiar but inappropriate -- the image of the unwashed pirate stealing the dubloons.

    If we look at copyright for what it really is (permission granted by the government) instead of how the copy-making industry wants us to see it (sacred property forming the bedrock of the economy), then proposals like Senator Hatch's are even more ridiculous. We might as well authorize people to ram cars that cut them off in traffic (theft of lane position).

    On the other hand, my neighbor across the street planted some trees several years ago that have shot up to twice the height of his house, and are blocking my once-panoramic view of Puget Sound. If only I could legally firebomb them to thwart his aggregious theft of my view...

  416. Bribes and "piracy" by moncyb · · Score: 1

    What the hell? Since when was the Music/Movie industry more important than the electronics/PC industry?

    Bribes. Go to opensecrets.org, and check out Hatch's contributors. AOL/TW, Disney, Viacom.

    The main cause of PC industry growth right now is Piracy, File sharing, whatever you want to call it

    I find that comment inflammatory. There are many more reasons to buy a computer than "piracy" as the cartel calls it. Word processing, email, video games, the web, etc. Yeah sure, Joe Blow may have heard he can get some "free" music with a computer and internet access, but for the same price he can buy 20 CDs and a gun to shoot himself when they all suck ass.

    The Movie Industry is immune to this because the theaters are selling more tickets than ever, I've went to see more movies this year than I ever have in my life.

    Funny, there is becoming nearly as much "piracy" of movies as music. The same amount if you count all the short video/audio clips and screen captures. So why do so many people attribute lower music sales with "piracy"? Could it be the music "industry" is really just selling a buch of crap?

  417. as i just wrote to sen. hatch... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "I am writing with regards to your comments regarding file sharing on the Internet as reported today by The Associated Press via The Washington Post (http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A62 41-2003Jun17.html).

    You, Sen. Hatch, are quoted by the article as follows: "'I'm interested,' Hatch interrupted. He said damaging someone's computer 'may be the only way you can teach somebody about copyrights.'"

    I am disgusted, as are many of my fellow techies, about your remarks. Essentially you have stated that you favor giving corporations the right to take vigilante action against consumers SUSPECTED of violating copyright laws. The key word is SUSPECTED. That's right. We consumers are guilty until proven innocent.

    The last time I heard of a sense of justice this lopsided was with the Internal Revenue Service.

    Sen. Hatch, I do not use file sharing programs, nor do I pirate music or software either. I will permit the U.S. government, federal, state or local to execute the laws of this country, but I will not permit you nor your colleagues in our legislative body to cede the powers allotted to you to corporate America."

  418. hey...anybody want by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...an unreleased copy of a new video game that's coming out next year that uses a bootleg version of a song by Milli Vanilli that Orrin Hatch wrote for it's menu music? I've got a cd crack and everything included in the zip file...

  419. Just try it bitch! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You fuck with my shit and I whack you.
    I'll get a gun and hunt you down. I'll walk up to you while you are putting your keys in your ignition and shoot you in the head right in the parking lot. You'll never fuck up another computer, bitch....

  420. yes do this. by m1chael · · Score: 0

    and one little vunerability and your computer is toast. mmm toast, the other white bread.

    --
    I know you are psychotic, but please make an effort.
  421. Stop getting PISSED OFF and DO SOMETHING. by phebz23 · · Score: 1

    All this discussion is great and I think that it's good that we're aware of what's happening, but I think it's about time to stop getting pissed off by the actions that government takes and start to DO something about it.

    Would you rather bitch and wait around for the axe to fall, or take the energy you're spending and do something (hopefully) constructive? Write your state Senator and Representatives and remind them what a fscking nutcase Orrin Hatch is (unless you're really a fan of that bass-ackwards right wing freak) and what alternatives they can seek in lieu of computer destruction.

    There are many other tactics that can be taken to somehow prevent file sharing. Tougher penalties, ISP intervention, establishment of a fair pay system for music/movies (ala iTMS) that doesn't rip off the consumer (to be honest, I don't want the government involved in my commerce, but it's just a suggestion) or maybe VOTE THOSE REPUBLICAN MORONS OUT of office.

  422. Re:Copyright owners: Take the law into your own ha by radja · · Score: 1

    >What happened to due process?

    it's still locked up in guantanamo bay. Sadly, this is very, very american, or at the very least consistent with american policy of the last couple of years.

    --

    No one can understand the truth until he drinks of coffee's frothy goodness.
    --Sheikh Abd-Al-Kadir, 1587
  423. Addicted to War by ctar · · Score: 1

    This is slightly offtopic, but fresh in my mind, and I think appropriate. I just read this book, Addicted to War: Why the US Can't Kick Militarism and am feeling especially negative towards the government, and current state of affairs. After reading this book, it is more clear to me than ever the level of hippocrisy that occurs in our country. I was always very cynical, and suspicious (and always trust my sense of things, rather than mass-media's interpretation) but this book puts everything into perspective, and goes back much further than the past 100 years...Its in comic book style, but full of quotes and historical references, all backed up by over 100 references. It concentrates on militarism, but is just as relevant to and touches on media and big business (as they are basically all related).

    I recommend it to all slashdotters, and anyone who cares about the role the US government takes in peoples lives.

  424. i think i have a way, actually by flacco · · Score: 1

    playing this on your pc should do it.

    --
    pr0n - keeping monitor glass spotless since 1981.
  425. Senators who live in Glass houses get turned to by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    SALT

    first 8)

  426. Seek and Destroy... by Genda · · Score: 1

    I always feel the punishment should fit the crime. We need to write a virus that once running on any networked computer, hunts down any and all computer resources belonging to Sen. Hatch and the RIAA, and then proceeds to burn those assets to the ground.

    For yucks attach the virus to Metalica recordings.

    Better yet, make the triggering of the virus contingent on the receptions of a broadcast code that is only sent when and if Hatch succeeds in passing an obscene law giving copywrite holders the ability to legally destroy other people's property.

    GeNdA BeNdTe

    --In the beginning there was the WORD, we've yet to determine it's byte length...

  427. And A Year From Now... by The+Spie · · Score: 2, Funny

    18 June 2004

    Gordon B. Hinckley
    President
    The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints
    50 West North Temple Street
    Salt Lake City, Utah 84150
    http://www.lds.org

    The Honorable Orrin Hatch
    135 Russell Senate Office Building
    Washington, D.C. 20510
    http://www.senate.gov/~hatch

    Dear President Hinckley and Senator Hatch,

    I am very, very sorry that we cannot come to an agreement to bridge the differences between us on this issue. However, as Senator Hatch's law stated directly, the importance of protecting ones' coprights is paramount over all other issues, and demands the highest priority.

    I hope you understand that the actions we have taken and are about to take to protect oursevles in this matter, which follows the guidelines that Senator Hatch set out last year in his speech to the US Senate Judiciary Committee.

    In my encyclical of last September, I made it perfectly clear that the Roman Catholic Church was unwilling to tolerate further theft of copyright and theft of concept regarding its well-known properties Jesus Christ (tm) and its variants and the various and sundry trademarked images and copyrighted concepts of the Passion, the Crucifixion, the Sermon on the Mount, etc. The encyclical, as you remember, gave sixty (60) days for all churches violating those copyrights and trademarks to accomplish a licensing deal with RCC.

    Within that sixty-day period, I had received compliance on this issue with the Church of England, Church of Scotland, and numerous Protestant denominations. In fact, the discussions were quite fruitful, and I hope that Senator Hatch will be among the official United States delegation to the Reunification Mass at Westminster Abbey this autumn.

    Also, as you know, after the sixty-day period was up, I released a follow-up encyclical giving a second warning, as Senator Hatch had provided for in the aforementioned discussion. After the second encyclical, most of the other holdouts, including the Russian and Greek Orthodox Churches the various Baptist sects in the southern United States, and even J. K. Rowling, acknowledged our rights and made licensing deals.

    The LDS Church, however, did not. The deadline for compliance passed on 15 June 2004, and thereforde, we will have to take the following actions:

    1) Any religion following the precepts of the teachings of Jesus Christ (tm) will be required, as part of the licensing terms, to acknowledge that you no longer have any rights to use those teachings as part of your religious philosophy. Your people, should they not convert to a license-compliant religion, are damned to Hell, never to see the face of God.

    2) All LDS temples will be destroyed by crack squadrons of Swiss Guards.

    3) All copies of the Book Of Mormon will be seized and pulped. All copies of the Holy Bible not endorsed by a license-compliant religion will be seized and pulped. However, in the interest of compromise, we will allow you limited copyright use of Jesus Christ (tm) in the name of your religion.

    4) No LDS service shall use any of RCC's trademarked phrases or any copyrighted concepts. Also, various Lutheran demoninations have requested that we act as a clearance house for their copyright on the serving of punch and cookies after services. On their behalf, we are denying your use of this as well.

    5) Brigham Young University will be turned over to the Society of Jesus.

    6) All intellectual property allegedly belonging to the Mormon Tabernacle Choir will be confiscated and, as a penalty, placed under permanent copyright of the RCC. The Choir itself will be retrained to sing Gregorian chants.

    7) Donny Osmond shall be provided with a high-ranking Franciscan for a manager.

    Any and all resistance to these measures will be dealt with in the highest of terms.

    We apologize in advance for the inconvenience this will give you, but you put it upon yourselves by failing to respect copyright and trademark.

    Yours in Christ,

    His Holiness John Paul II
    CEO and COO, Roman Catholic Church, LLC
    http://www.vatican.va

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  428. Ad hominem attack on Hatch's Family by cyberformer · · Score: 1
    Actually, yes he has. Or at least, he's very closely connected to the SCO litigation. According to this story at news.com:

    The company retained Brent O. Hatch and Mark F. James of the law firm Hatch, James & Dodge. Hatch is the son of Sen. Orrin Hatch, R-Utah, a representative for SCO confirmed Monday.

    Bi-partisanship at its finest!
  429. But but... Terrorists could use it! by mlush · · Score: 1

    If the Goverment had a technology that allowed remote destruction of computers. How long would it stay exclusive to the Goverment?

  430. AHRA by aicra · · Score: 0

    I am very sick of this. Screw you OSDN slashdot. I liked you before there were ads and this gd system. Cmdr Taco, this *was* a cool site. But obviously, I am NOT going to post anymore.

    Screw you all, I hope you end up settling with the RIAA.

    I am sick of telling people about the DMCA in 2000...noone listened.

    Now I tell you, hey, there are these things called laws.

    Screw this mod crap.

  431. A new virus would wreck havoc... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Computers would be being destroyed by the millions from a virus using this technology. Technically this Sen. Hatch is an idiot. If U.S. companies want this, so be it, but don't even think twice about using it elsewhere.

    With new trojans being able to send an email to every computer on earth within 15 minutes, imagine the explosions!

    I'll bet the computer manufacters would love this.

  432. Yeah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You know the term "ShitBox" ?

    That is the P133 that is doing fileserver/edonkey on my network.

    They can blast it to death if they want.

    A replacement costs...50â ? max...

    And I must have 2-3 PII with mobo in my "stuff pile".

    Ah ! I forgot.

    The first one that burn my server for fun will find himself in front of a Badass Script Oldie that just decided that it was time to show the kiddies what a real multi level ddos (Demonic Denial Of Service) can do.

    Havoc and War ? Well, they just asked for it...

  433. Tell Hatch to go for it by alizard · · Score: 4, Insightful
    The computers Hatch seeks to destroy (everybody's, does anyone think these attacks can only be limited to the 'right') boxes are a fuck of a lot more important to the economy than the entertainment industry is. Though unless the entertainment industry stops using computers, they're theoretically at the same risk the rest of us are, but their arrogance with respect to technology means that their real risks are much higher.

    What happens when they wipe out computers belonging to traders at the New York Stock Exchange? Investment bankers? White House? Congress itself? Department of Defense? *AA major label computers? The WETA renderfarm? What makes anyone think that the damage will be limited to the USA?

    Everybody who voted to legalize black-hat bullshit is going to be in seriously deep shit. Guess who they are going to try to unload the blame on? Guess what the Congressional hearings investigating the *AA members and the *AAs themselves will look like?

    No matter how good immunity provisions are protecting *AA and its scr1pt k1dd13z, the best legal minds in America will be working 24/7 to figure out how to bypass the provisions to make it possible to file both civil suits and criminal charges against corporations and individually against corporate officers... and these corporate officers won't be going to country-club prisons. They're going into cells along with people named "Bubba". Perhaps they can be found in violation of RICO and the Patriot Act. While the PATRIOT Act is an abomination, something tells me that if the *AA label CEOs suddenly find themselves in Guantanamo Bay, even their own attorneys won't be lifting a finger to defend them. If they have any sense, they'll be looking for places they can't be legally extradited from.

    A recent estimate says that there are 43,000,000 file traders. Even if they miraculously only limit the damage to the "guilty", some of those machines are going to be critical to somebody bigger than the *AA organizations, their member labels, or their owners.

    So they ratfuck only 10,000,000 computers, some "innocent", some loaded with MP3s ripped by the legal owners of the CDs, some with MP3s of non-*AA content? The aggregate value of the data is going to be far above the current net worth of the labels combined. I don't actually expect damage to be this bad, I think any netblock RIAA black hats work out of will be disconnected by their upstream providers *quickly*.

    It's time for the major players in the *AA organizations to go down.

    They want to commit suicide? Encourage them..

    And look to your firewalls and IDS.

  434. What happened and why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "I'm interested," Hatch interrupted. He said damaging someone's computer "may be the only way you can teach somebody about copyrights."

    With the possibility of hundreds of emails from spam sending you copyrighted materials, how will you know you just did something wrong, accepting someones email?
    Clearly this Sen. Hatch is well and truly out of touch with reality, and I question not only his intelligence, but his right to stay in his position of power

  435. Why?? by bigmattana · · Score: 1

    I don't understand why Orrin Hatch, a republican, wants to give the RIAA and MPAA more power than the CIA or NSA. What doesn't make sense in particular is that the entertainment industry is the biggest contributing group to the democratic party. If they lose money, so do the democrats, which is good for the republican party, and ultimitely, his job. This in addition to the fact that this proposed legislation is so obviously morally wrong makes this very strange to me.

  436. only two ways this can be done, OS or hardware by rednuhter · · Score: 1

    if it is OS then it will be M$ and people will convert readily to Linux (WooHoo) or its hardware and people will vote with their wallets and simply buy stuff from non major brands.
    Either way this will fail.

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  437. Lets cut to the chase here. by iainl · · Score: 1

    I'm sitting next to an AIX box. How long until it explodes in my face?

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  438. Open Season by Kyn · · Score: 1

    Was going to moderate this thread, but I can't help but comment.

    I have a feeling that if a bill allowing something like this goes through, it will be open season on the RIAA/MPAA/BSA/etc. Given how the RIAA's website was hit after the lawsuits, I'm pretty sure it'd be down permanently. And I would think that RIAA/MPAA/BSA/etc members would be hit hard as well. And I'm not talking just online. I could foresee real world action being taken: vandalism, theft, perhaps even arson or bombings. It'd be anarchy.

    Something like this must not...um...hrm...destroying the RIAA/MPAA/BSA/etc...okay, I have no objections. Bring it on.

  439. Yes, they are by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They are perpetuating an unlawfully implied state of war. It would be foolish to not fight back. I know of some verry wicked, wroth people that believe "might makes right." I sat down and thought about that...true. Jesus Christ was mighty, and he is the bastian of much of freedom and kindness especialy. As Jesus stated, we should agree with our adversaries. Thus, we should agree with Senator Orin Hath, conditionaly, upon proof that his claim of destroying computers will prevent illegal copyright license transfers and duplication--not possible, not reasonable, affords no duties, protects no rights; brother Hatch needs some enlightenment, or perhaps he is looking at the entire situation from the perspective of a fool...[who] will seek Microsoft for a eCommerce solution. This brings another statment from the Bible: keep our enemies closer to us [...]. Although Orin Hatch doesn't share my same belief in the Bible, should I not entreat him with kindness as I would to myself as once being a misled man? Kindness speaks novels, fellow slashdotters. My challenge to everyone, including those modded funny:

    Agree with your adversary, with condition, upon truth, in your commercial liability. Liars don't risk gold, because truth is sovereign.

  440. Surely can't happen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    MS didn't get this measure of market penetration from people actually buying Windows.
    Imagine if, every time anyone installs an illegal copy of Longhorn, their computer explodes. Come to think of it, that may not be such a bad thing...

  441. HA HA HA HA HA!!!! by Cackmobile · · Score: 1

    Thats the funniest thing i've heard in a long time. Blowing up computers!!!! These idiots run your country. Sorry.....mod me down but doesn't anybody else find this funny......and sad at the same time.

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  442. Sounds an awful like the Hamurabi code... by klasikahl · · Score: 1

    ...steal with your hand and get your hand cut off. Hamurabi is now appending "steal with your computer and your computer will combust."

  443. This post (C) me 2003 by eet23 · · Score: 1

    When you downloaded this post, you gave me the right to destroy your computer.

  444. Pirating helps the industry. by HanzoSan · · Score: 1



    Pirating is the single best thing you can do to help the industry and remove a monopoly.

    Who cares about laws which we didnt have any say on when they were made?

    If someone makes a law outlawing computers you are one of the people who would throw your computer in the trash. If a new law said you cant eat beef, you are the one who would stop eating it, if a new law came into place saying you had to let the government install cameras all over your house to prevent terrorism you'd let them do it.

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    1. Re:Pirating helps the industry. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Yeah, and what if a new law came into place that said you had to cut off your right foot for freedom and eat it on wheat toast. I bet he'd let them do that too! And if another law said you had to build a giant pyramid for George W. then y'know something? Yep, HE'D DO THAT TOO!

      Wow, I can keep this line of reasoning up all day long and it never gets us anywhere. Sure is fun, though... "Thanks, HanzoSan!"

  445. Re:HOW THE FUCK DO YOU PEOPLE KEEP MODDING HIM UP? by HanzoSan · · Score: 1

    Because I'm not an idiot I'm a genius.

    Learn how to get modded up before you make comments Mr.Coward.

    Theres a reason I have nearly infinite Karma, theres a reason I get modded up on almost every post.

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  446. that's nothin' by martin-boundary · · Score: 1

    If I couldn't find someone to pay, I'd even go so far as to cut off the hard drive with my pocket leatherman. Hmm, did I mention I'd be doing this while rock climbing in Utah? No? Would you believe while parachuting from ten thousand feet over the Grand Canyon? Aw, forget it! *stomps away dejectedly*

    1. Re:that's nothin' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Hmm, did I mention I'd be doing this while rock climbing in Utah? No? Would you believe while parachuting from ten thousand feet over the Grand Canyon?

      How about jumping off a chair with an umbrella?

      (kudos to Get Smart!)

  447. A lot of /. huffing and puffing ... by Jasn · · Score: 3, Insightful
    ... for a policy Sen. Hatch probably doesn't really endorse himself. Think politically and you realize this is just the textbook trial balloon:

    1) a comment that carries no significant political/voting booth cost from his base constituency of Utahns, but
    2) serves to give the national debate a swift kick to one side. The reactions to such a goofy extreme comment will immediately draw more attention to the issue than one could buy, and (very subtly) draw all sides to quicker DRM "solutions" (because by defining the crazy as a "possibility," the borders have been redrawn).

    Hatch is full of it in many ways but isn't stupid. This is a calculated, no-cost public statement (he's a pro at it, the average /.er is not) that he doesn't intend to pursue. Not to be cynical, but it's certainly nothing to get apoplectic about. Write your representatives about the DMCA instead.

  448. Real easy fix by sosume · · Score: 1

    (using pf here)

    # assuming 1.2.0.0 is the network
    # where the terminating signal computer
    # is located)
    block in all from 1.2.0.0/16

    # assuming the 'kill' signal is interpreted by
    # the OS as a 'kill' protocol.
    block in all proto kill

  449. The whole world is american? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't know about anyone else, but I get a bit sick of people assuming that everyone who owns a computer must be in the US, and therefore falls under US rule. Maybe this is what they mean by power-projection. Anyway thats my rant. Just to clarify, I have nothing against US people, I just wish US people wouldn't assume I either (a) am or (b) necessarily want to be a citizen of the greatest place on earth :)

  450. Fuck the moral implications of killing due process by fishexe · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...what I want to know is, how exactly is he planning on destroying my computer?

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  451. Not in a Million Years by fingers1122 · · Score: 1

    I can't believe this story. Isn't it legal to download copyrighted songs if you are doing so for backup purposes? This system assumes that everyone downloading music is in breech of copyright law, and while that may be true in most cases, it is not true in all cases. If a single innocent person has his or her system obliterated, the remote-destroy program is a complete failure. A computer need not be allowed to act as judge, jury, and executioner. I'm sure that Orrin Hatch will take a lot of heat for this proposal.

  452. Re:Vigilantie Senators. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is un-American.

    Oh, the humanity!

    It's also unjust, immoral & (up till now) illegal. This is the real issue.

  453. Destroy? by Eudial · · Score: 1

    Is that destroy as in launching 16 SCUD missiles armed with nuclear warheads against the home of a filesharer? ....Or as in installing a pesky virus that doesent work in linux?

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  454. It's vigilanteism he's suggesting. by Politas · · Score: 1

    He's not talking about making the computers blow themselves up, but rather authorising a particular class of aggrieved parties to take justice into their own hands. That's vigilanteism, and I thought everyone agreed that was a bad thing.

    What's next? More along the lines of letting crossing guards fire bazookas at cars, or letting me smash my neighbour's garage door down because he won't return my tools.

    On another point, Sen. Hatch is a song-writer, and is on/contolling a comittee looking into copyright enforcement. Isn't that a major conflict of interest? Don't you Americans have rules about that?

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  455. due process of law?? by forinti · · Score: 1

    DoesnÂt the 'land of the free' have a 14th Amendment that mentions something about "due process of law"??

  456. Nuke SCO by TangoCharlie · · Score: 1

    Also, People who release GPL'd software will be able to Nuke anyone using Proprietry Software which contains stolen GPL'd code. So... anyone who's contributed to the Linux Kernel should be able to nuke anyone using SCO Unixware.

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  457. MOD PARENT DOWN (-1 FALSE) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I lived in Utah for nearly 20 years. In most contests, democrats can muster 30-40% of the vote when they lose. And they DO win sometimes. For 8 of the twenty years I was there, we had a Democratic governernor (Matheson). Salt Lake City hasn't had a republican mayor in something like 25 years.

    AND, the Mormon Church does not endorse the Republican party. Many members of the church in Utah do lean towards the conservative side of issues, but Mormon Church leaders have ALWAYS encouraged members to choose candidates for themselves. I remember an article in the Salt Lake Tribune from about 2 years ago where one of the Mormon Church leaders (Marlin Jensen), who happens to be a registered democrat, actively made the case for the Democratic party.

    Now I live in Massachusetts, where on my most recent voting ticket most Democratic candidates run unopposed. Interesting contrast.

  458. What is the problem? by ncstockguy · · Score: 1

    If technology enabled individuals to steal other's property, what is the problem with technology that prevents them from doing that? Those who cry foul are just using a convenient double standard.

    1. Re:What is the problem? by Quill_28 · · Score: 1

      There's a lot of problems.

      Not everybody who file's shares is stealing.

      For instance I have alot of my father's old LP's. I can't listen to them because I don;t have a record player and even if I did I wouldn;t want to damage the record.

      So I go to Kazaa and download mp3 of songs that are on my dad's records. IMHO I own the rights to these records, so I have no problem with this, the RIAA thinks otherwise.

    2. Re:What is the problem? by kfuq · · Score: 1

      There's a lot of problems. Not everybody who file's shares is stealing. --- that is not necessarily true. There are alot of legit programs that get traded everyday.. not just porn, M$ shit, adobe and mp3s

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    3. Re:What is the problem? by kfuq · · Score: 1

      shit.. my bad
      i accidently read the above post wrong :P

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  459. Tongue in Cheek by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Really.

  460. Civil Disobedience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, since there are no legal repercussions, only physical ones, I say we all get our old 486's, install Slackware, and give them the finger. Put it inbetween you and your ISP. Rip a bunch of legally owned CD's to said machine(So this is 100% legal,) and then sit back, and wait. Wait approximately 20 years. Sue over lost "antique" hardware.

  461. fun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So if you steal my car I should be able to blow up your house?

  462. reading and replying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    reading and replying to this article already got you time-dos'd ... errr.. wups.
    how many megs could we have up/down-loaded if we
    wouldn't have read this article?

  463. Hatch will put us on the axis of evil by blevine · · Score: 1

    In Iran, you can have your hand cut off for stealing. I'd hate to hear his solution if one was accused of rape ! Do we really want to model our laws after Iran ?

  464. Police catching criminals? by Bas_Wijnen · · Score: 1

    only the copyright owner should be able to wield this awesome power, since having the feds do it would be against the law.

    Why should the police catch ciminals? They shouldn't be allowed to do that! Let them do more paperwork! Enforcing the law is a task for victims!

  465. Re:Vigilantie Senators. by hemanman · · Score: 1

    Then name them terrorists, and it's ok and very American with no trial, to not only destroy their property, but also kill them.

    -H

  466. Senate/Congressional Computers by jhughes · · Score: 1

    How long would it take before the computer of someone at the House or Senate gets destroyed from something like this? Weither be accident (oops, that really wasn't file sharing) or someone was actually trading (One of the Policy enforcement people at the ISP I work for trades...he just conviently forgets it's against the user agreement when it comes to him...)

    "Mary, do you have that bill I need to present to the Senate today?"
    "Um...."

  467. Hilarious by mattr · · Score: 1
    Ho, ho, ho that is so funny I'm in stitches! I mean, how are they going to test this thing? This power broker is going to get such a tushy-slapping from his wife when he gets home!

    Hatch (as in booby-hatch) finally opened his mouth once too much and now everyone realizes the sad truth: The Senator is unfortunately quite insane!

    Obviously any big downloaders will disable this hardware feature with a patch that is released instantaneously, but on the other hand (and considering all the evil closed source software on everyone's pcs these days) this law will make payback^H^H^H^H^H^H^Hfeedback to RIAA, Senators, and friends a slowly savored delight. Certainly nobody in Mr. Hatch's family, or office would have any improperly liscensed materials on their machines.. And if they are behind a router why then the router will have to be trashed as well!

    This is the best thing that's happened yet, history will no doubt place Sen. Hatch on the pinnacle of gross, power hungry, inane fanatics when the subject of the decline of the U.S. in the eyes of the world at the beginning of the 21st century is discussed. How quaint! Just makes me nostalgic for the 90's don't you just know it.

  468. ha Like to see them get past my defenses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well I think they may have a bit of difficulty in getting past my defences in order to try and "destroy" my computer.

    Mind you its not your average sort of defence. More a slashdotter type defence.

    Namely a locked down NSA SE Linux box with strict access control and user privieges on the eDonkey client - so even if they do have someway of hacking into the program it they would be very restricted in what they could do.

    On top of that the iptables firewall has been programmed to block all traffic to and from the p2p filesharer to those IP addresses listed as copyright police.

    That should keep them out....

    1. Re:ha Like to see them get past my defenses by vegetablespork · · Score: 1
      On top of that the iptables firewall has been programmed to block all traffic to and from the p2p filesharer to those IP addresses listed as copyright police. That should keep them out....

      This one always gets me. While PeerGuardian, or iptables rules, or other firewalls which block known IP blocks owned by copyright Pinkertons are an interesting idea, when they start getting cable modems, will there be a need to block 24.x.x.x?

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  469. Hatch-Haters Unite! by Robawesome · · Score: 1


    Here is the comment I posted on Hatches' site.

    I recently read your comments at a judiciary hearing on the subject of copyright violation. I was sickened. You, sir, disgust me. Your words speak of a slimy, morally disgusting action and label it as "right". You personally make me ashamed to have anything in common with Utah. The "Rights" you speak of that are being violated are not the rights of the American people. They are the rights of a priveledged few to extort money out of "owning" ideas, thoughts, and information. You make me sick.

    Also, where is your privacy policy? How do I know my personal information will not be sold to the highest bidder?

    A Free Man,
    Robert Wheelwright

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    I did NOT learn everything I need to know in kindergarten.

  470. MacCarthyism in the digital age by tacocat · · Score: 1

    This guy is past fucked up

    His vigilante justice plea reminds me of everything they told us about MacCarthyism in the 1950's. If you are even suspected of doing something illegal in the eyes of the Corporation you will be e-Executed without a trial or even a review of the evidence. This Middle Ages shit.

    What's even more fucked up is that MacCarthy was doing his gig for the good of America and to keep all your children safe from Commie-Bastards of the world.

    This guy is doing it for the good of the Corporations of America and none of those involved give a flying turd about the safety of your children, your dog, or your political doctrines.

    Hatch should be removed from office as he is a danger to the People of America. He does not represent those who Elected him. He does not represent their interests.

    He is attempting to by-pass the Justice system and therefore breakdown the infrastructure of the American System of Government as defined in the Constitution of the United States and defended my countless millions throughout history.

    He should be charged with Treason

    1. Re:MacCarthyism in the digital age by kfuq · · Score: 1

      Aren't most of them like that anyway...

      "Fucked up by default "

      "Cunt" fits too... "can't understand normal thinking"

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  471. Devil's Advocate by PurplePhase · · Score: 1

    1) So copyright holders are guaranteed access to any and every computer system in the universe, right? (NSA, Chinese gov't, all those broadcast signals going to Alpha Centauri, etc.)

    2) The user gets 2 warnings, then a destroyed computer. Time delay between warnings? Ability to respond? Or are the warning just so we know it's time to unhook the computer from the net? (or is that illegal?)

    3) Good way to trash anyone else's computer, right? Plant an MP3 on MS's development servers, change a filename on the IRS' servers to be an MP3's title, etc., watch the machines die. No due process, and after RIAA's done, no evidence to the contrary (you'd have to throw files on their log servers, etc. to be sure)...

    Let the fun begin :(

    8-PP

  472. You mean, write a virus? by ToadMan8 · · Score: 1

    This is a brand new spectacular idea! It would be a computer program that is meant to DESTROY your data! I could spread from computer to computer by itself so people don't have to do it manually! Then it would monitor what you do on your computer, and if that was download illegal materials it could just ruin your partition table!

    Wow. So they've reinvented the virus. Does Sen. I Have No Idea How Computers Work understand that these malicious programs have been around for years and don't take out people's computers? It'd just be a new reason to run McAfee.

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    1. Re:You mean, write a virus? by kfuq · · Score: 1

      HAHAHAHA !

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  473. This would make it way too easy by clarkcox3 · · Score: 1

    ...to bring down a corporate network. Get a cheap PC (or even a Sega Dreamcast with a network adaptor), and hook it up inside some out-of-the-way closet in a company, and have it search for copyrighted mp3's, and periodically download them. Then the Hatch-bot sees the traffic, and sends the "blow-up" message to the company's router. Poof! really angry company.

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  474. My email letter to Hatch by LinuxParanoid · · Score: 1

    (This isn't what I'd write to a Slashdot audience, but it *was* targetted at getting a Senator to wake up... This posting is in the public domain. --LP)

    I am writing about your recent remarks reported in the Washington Post: http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A624 1-2003Jun17.html

    'If we can find some way to do this without destroying their machines, we'd be interested in hearing about that," Hatch said. "If that's the only way, then I'm all for destroying their machines. If you have a few hundred thousand of those, I think people would realize" the seriousness of their actions, he said.'

    I take grave exception to your remarks that destroying computers would be an acceptable, in-extremis, remedy for copyright owners to take to protect their computers. And I say this as someone who loves music, listens to it on his computer, and has nothing to fear, as I do not copy music illegally over the Internet out of the recognition you speak of.

    Such an idea, allowing one private entity to destroy another's computers, lacking due process or appealability or anything like that is totally anathema to a fair system of justice and is totally shocking coming from a senator of your stature.

    People store their lifeblood of their work and personal correspondence on computers.

    Any lack of protection of that is not only stupid from a computer science security point of view, but goes directly against the point of the Fourth Ammendment. If Thomas Jefferson had copied some musical recording of a British artist, you would allow the British artist's record company to burn all Jefferson's papers?!

    I watched your hearings with the RIAA on CSPAN2 a couple years ago and I thought you had a reasonably nuanced position of trying to push the industry to recommend measures Congress could reasonably enforce while protecting their rights. These sort of remarks not only fail to defend the public's rights (to fair use, time/space shifting, eventual public domain of works, etc) but they indicate (in my view) a lack of perspective gravely deficient in a public official, particularly one of your stature.

    You are not my senator, so I recognize you have limited need to respond to my input. However, we do share a country and a federal government. And furthermore, I will say that I have thought of you as potential presidential material and this remark struck me as about as insensible as Ross Perot's comments about people out to get his daughters.

    Personally, I'd like to see some sort of recantation of your remarks about tampering with people's computers and some advocacy of protecting the citizen's fair use rights, time/space shifting for personal use, and eventual public domain of works, which as a citizen and consumer I value highly.

    Regards,

  475. Senator Hatch is a musician by adsl · · Score: 1

    And apparently has received $18K in royalties for his music in 2002. A very creditable achievement for a full time Poitician. I wonder if the Senator has ever played any music at a family reunion, a birthday or perhaps a wedding. Perhaps one or more such occasions has been a public place like a Hall or a Restaurant. On such an occasion has the Senator played music, other than his own and has he fessed up to this and paid the required royalty to the musician or copyright holder of such music? I point this out not knowing the answer to the questions as to whether this possibility has ever happened. But merely to point out that to advocate the BIG HAMMER to smash small people it should work both ways. (People in glass house shouldn't throw stones...etc.) And to encourage the Senator to tone down his his rehtoric and accept the advise of the industry guru's. He might not like the RIAA deciding to pick on a name Politician instead of a kid in college.

    1. Re:Senator Hatch is a musician by dmnic · · Score: 1

      it is perfectly legal for a performer to PLAY other people songs live without paying any royalty or even acknowledging the originator. the performer ONLY has to pay royalties for that cover song if he tries to SELL a RECORDING of the cover song

    2. Re:Senator Hatch is a musician by adsl · · Score: 1

      I am obviously not an experrt on this, but I thought that performing in a "public place" to a "group" constituted an environment for which royalties were due? Perhaps someone very knowledgeable can clarify the position. I do believe it is more complex that dmnic suggests. Which is why Hatch needs to listen to the expert advice around him, before spouting off.

  476. ZE Solution !!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Revolution can't be done without some purge. Eleminate all the fucking republican !!!

  477. Reality Check by TheTick · · Score: 1

    Disclaimer: I'm not a file trader. I think napster, as implemented, was a Bad Idea[tm]. OTOH, I believe we are seeing an outdated marketing model trying to fight the revolution (P2P and digital media) with a lot of other Bad Ideas[tm].

    That said, let's talk about traffic violations for a minute. They happen all the time. Virtually everyone with a car participates from time to time in dangerous or illegal maneuvers in traffic. Much more often that with file trading, maneuvering one's vehicle in a dangerous or wreckless fashion can result in injury or death.

    So, by simple extension of Hatch's logic, everyone who runs a red light or a stop sign, everyone who makes a U-turn to get a parking space or exceeds the posted speed limit, everyone who passes on the wrong side or fails to yield right-of-way when merging or accelerates through an yellow should have their cars destroyed by bazooka-wielding, traffic-monitoring vigilantes.

    "I'm interested," Hatch interrupted. He said [destroying someone's car] "may be the only way you can teach somebody about [traffic safety]."

    "There's no excuse for anyone violating [traffic] laws," Hatch said.

    Uh-huh.

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    1. Re:Reality Check by kfuq · · Score: 1

      yah.. i can see it now..

      they spend billions of dollars on this "technology" and then some 13 year old introvert manages to crack it in like a week.
      that would be kinda interesting headlines.

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  478. So Sen Hatch really hates pirates. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He can dream whatever he wants. Computer exploding into user's face. User gets electrocuted for downloading pirate music. Dangerous screensaver burns user's brain. Special frequency sound comes out of the computer's speakers and user is deafed forever. Horrible skin disease is passed to user from the parallel port and user dies a horrible death which lasts a month. User's house on fire by modem ingnition. etc.

    Sen Hatch can dream whatever he wants. If you read the article, it's easy to see that he doesn't know shit about computers and just dreams sci-fi scenarios. "Sen Hatch really hates pirates very much" is the only interesting thing.

  479. Why I want this bill to come true. by $criptah · · Score: 1

    There are many reasons why somebody would want this bill to be legalized. For example, the senator who proposes it is a composer that earned 18,000 USD last year in royalties and it is clear that his proposal will benefit him. Why would any other sane person like this idea? I would love to see it happen because it will finally show what happens if young people (the goddamn future of our country) don't vote or choose dumb fucks to govern our country. Also, I would really love to see the implementation of this protocol: I like to see how things work so I can break them.

    1. Re:Why I want this bill to come true. by vegetablespork · · Score: 1

      And $18k is nothing compared to the potential for increased graft from the entertainment "industry."

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  480. He's a copyright holder.... by RadioactivePorpoise · · Score: 1

    apparently he writes music. His site is www.orrinhatchmusic.com However when I tried to listen to a song, I got this page Maybe the poor guy is just under the impression that since no one is buying his stuff, that they must be pirating it. May it would help if we emailed him a told him that his stuff just sucks....

  481. Post something copyrighted to his web page. by inaneboy · · Score: 1



    Now his computer is a prime target.... :-)

  482. backfire? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wonder how this technology can be used for cyber wars, which could then be extended to for example terrorists activities...

  483. Maybe some metallica lyrics... by inaneboy · · Score: 1

    Shouldn't respond to my own posts...but my intention was to post some metallica lyrics to his page (via the comments section). Problem is....just about every song they've written would sound like a veiled death threat...oh well....

  484. I'm risking it by bimmergeek · · Score: 1
    Hey! I downloaded my Orrin Hatch MP3's fair and square. You'll get my Orrin Hatch MP3's when you pry them from my cold 7200 RPM hard drive. Get yours here:

    http://www.hatchmusic.com/songs.html

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  485. justifiable terror? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I kind of wonder how Sen Hatch can justify "terrorist acts" (this would be difined as terrorism in a quite few countrys) for mere copyright violations.

    9-11 is still fresh in my memory ... Did'nt think Sen would condone such things.

  486. Another Mormon Dimwit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Sen. Hatch is just another Ultra-conservative Moron...Oops, I mean Mormon Dimwit. There is nothing new. Just ignore him and let him live in his own world.

  487. Hatch: the man, the legend by Greedo · · Score: 2, Interesting
    A little bit of Googling turned up some interesting stuff on this:
    • He's got a website up promoting and selling his songs, along with Real Audio samples (why am I not surprised he's not using mp3s)

    • Acording to a AP news wire from last week
      In 2002, the chairman of the Senate Judiciary Committee took in $18,009 from moonlighting as a songwriter, according to his latest Senate financial disclosure.

      It is Hatch's most successful single year as a songwriter; he has earned $65,986 in songwriting royalties since 1997. It comes on top of his $150,000 Senate salary and investment income between $56,000 and $122,000.
      So, despite file trading and p2p networks, Sen. Hatch is earning more money than before. And they say file sharing is taking money away from artists, eh? Must be all those sales of the soundtrack from Rat Race.

    • There is a picture of Sen. Hatch with Barry Mannilow ... scary!

    • He was also paid $2,123 last year for a voiceover he did for a character in an animated religious film. IMDB doesn't say which film, but did anyone else know he was in "Traffic"?

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  488. Re:Because that "dead industry" makes a lot of mon by PainKilleR-CE · · Score: 1

    Sony Pictures showed operating income of $492million on sales of $6billion.
    Sony Music showed an operating loss of $73million on sales of $5billion.
    Sony Videogames showed an operating income of $942million on sales of $8billion.
    Sony Electronics showed an operating income of $345million on sales of $41billion.

    Sony is doing everything they can to stop IP piracy to protect their movie and entertainment divisions, because that's the best way they have to make money. They have to work a *lot* harder in their electronics division (8 times the sales) to make 2/3 the operating income of the movie division. 5 times more sales in electronics than in videogames, and they made 1/3 the income.


    They made nearly twice the income on video games as they did on movies, with movies having 3/4 as much in sales. They lost money in music with more than half as much in sales. As an added bonus, CDs and DVDs are nearly the same in price now, while video games cost 2-3 times as much, whether for a playstation or a PC, and go to 'bargain bin' prices at the same price point as CDs and DVDs.

    In other words, they're selling more DVDs than they are video games and making less money because *gasp* no one in their right minds would pay $50 for a movie. At the same time, if you charge half as much for video games (across the board), and for some strange reason sales stay the same (which just wouldn't happen, sales should increase significantly at half price), video games would be at a $3 billion loss.

    Chances are that the only reason Sony Pictures shows any kind of profit is because most of the cost of movie production is made up in the theaters, and the blockbusters produce enough to cover the failures (and they produce fewer movies than they do video games or CDs, for the most part, plus their video game profits include profits from games they put out absolutely no money to produce). DVD sales only make money because the cost to produce a DVD is next to nothing, and the movie's production costs are already covered (if they're not, the loss will be written off before the DVD is released, although it will still be counted when it comes to what everyone makes on that movie).

    With CDs, they're producing too much crap if they lose 73 million on 5 billion in sales. There's absolutely no way Sony should be spending 5 billion in music production this year if they lost money on 5 billion in sales last year, but I'm guessing that their operating budget was either increased or only decreased by about 100 million (which seems like a lot of money, but if they had 5 billion in sales and lost 73 million, that means they supposedly spent that much more than they brought in). They need to make sure they're getting a significant return on their top artists (ie not spending more in promotions of these artists than they're making), and limit their spending on less known artists. By this, I don't mean they shouldn't sign new artists that no one's heard of, I simply mean that they shouldn't blow $1 million on an album that they should be able to put together in a smaller studio for half that. Sony Music could also cut some of the fat by reducing the number of labels they operate, and still keep the same artists. The only reason so many labels can handle the artists any better than one label could is simply because the people running the labels have no clue how to be flexible about the needs of different types of artists. You don't need a completely new label to address those needs, just a true A&R department that does what those departments were started for in the first place.

    Sales don't matter. Income and profits matter

    Sales matter a great deal, you get neither income nor profits without sales. Expenditures matter, as well. How much of Sony's efforts against piracy have been taken out of Sony Pictures' profits? How much was taken out of Sony Music? Did Sony Corp. decide to put the overhead all on Sony Music, despite the fact that anti-piracy efforts should really be split between Mu

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  489. A new Amendment by a1englishman · · Score: 1

    An amendment should be made to the Constitution that would allow a 1/2 or 2/3 vote by the nation as a whole to remove a senator or representative. I think Mr. Hatch would be a good candidate.

  490. Legal Electronic Vigilante Justice by Thavius · · Score: 1

    This EXACTLY what we need! The ability for the common people to be judge, jury and executioner. I mean, why bother with the legal system, when all you need to do is broadcast a signal down a Class A network to take out all those pesky people who download copyrighted works! It'll make it so much easier for me to enforce my copyrights when I can blow up an entire network without fear of reprisal, and without those annoying checks and balances of the court system. So what if some innocent people's computers die, it's all collateral damage. Besides, those people are future pirates.

    I hope to God this technology never becomes available. Or wait, I do, so that Sen. Hatch's computer blows up because a hacker saw copyrighted works on his computer. Or at least thought he did. Or just had a suspicion. Or maybe blew up the computer as a precautionary measure, because it could be used for infringement.

    I wish these people would realize that no matter what they do with computer technology, someone will always find a way to circumvent and exploit it. Maybe the *AA industry should make their products more appealing, and follow the laws of economics to sell more product. Because God knows this isn't working.

    1. Re:Legal Electronic Vigilante Justice by kfuq · · Score: 1

      This all prolly started cause his mommy didn't give him enough attention when he was a baby... |-P

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  491. Another letter to Senator Hatch by rpg25 · · Score: 1

    I thought a version without the remarks about the media, or the implied criticism of the judidial system ("decidedly un-level playing field") might be more successful....

    Dear Senator Hatch,

    I am writing in response to your comments today in support of allowing large corporations to destroy the personal computers, without any judicial oversight or review, or even the intervention of the executive branch of the local or federal government. I can only hope that these were off-the-cuff remarks prompted by frustration. Surely a respected legislator like you cannot really want to see the rule of law in the United States undermined by vigilante tactics like this.

    As I said, I hope that these remarks were born of frustration, rather than reflecting your true position. I hope to see statement clarifying or correcting your stance in the near future.

    Thank you for your time.

    Yours respectfully,

  492. Dont they get it? by BobRooney · · Score: 2, Insightful

    1. You have to be able to distinguish licensed from unlicensed materials. If I buy a CD you'd better belive I can copy the tracks to my computer to listen to them. If I trade those tracks to someone else how do they know they are now unlicensed?

    2. If it is LEGAL to hack into and destroy a computer with non-licensed materials think about the Hackers who will write a song, copy it to a target computer, then destroy said computer LEGALLY.

    3. Congress has no place dictating technology policy to the world. Let the civil courts decide who has been hurt, how badly, and decide the remedy. Copyrights infringement is not a criminal act, or at least it shouldnt be. If it is costing someone money, they can sue for damages. More laws != More gooder...

  493. How do they tell legal file trading from illegal? by Linux_ho · · Score: 1

    Umm, what if I already own the CD that contains the song I'm downloading, because it's faster to download the MP3 over a fast connection than rip it from the CD, at least on my old box.

    Maybe that's a stretch of the fair-use principle. Ripping the CDs I paid for, IMHO, definitely falls within fair-use. Downloading a copy of the same song off the net is borderline, since I'm not actually using the media I bought. But it amounts to the same thing. How do they know whether I have paid for the privilege of listening to that music?

    They'd be destroying the equipment of their own paying customers.

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  494. And now for something completely different! by zerofoo · · Score: 2, Funny

    In other news, Senator Hatch has just proposed an anti-speeding law. The new law, if enacted, would allow law enforcement to use lethal force when enforcing speeding laws.

    "Inspite of heavy fines and expensive insurance, people still continue to break the speed limits of our nation's highways" Hatch said.

    "If death is the only way to teach these people to drive slower, than i'm all for it" he said. "Pop a few caps in their ass and they'll start listening!"

    Local law enforcement could not be reached for comment.

    -ted

    1. Re:And now for something completely different! by clonebarkins · · Score: 1
      In other news, Senator Hatch has just proposed an anti-speeding law. The new law, if enacted, would allow law enforcement to use lethal force when enforcing speeding laws.

      Rather, according to his arguments in this instance, the analogy would be better made that law enforcement couldn't do it, but other drivers could. This would effectively legalize road rage.

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    2. Re:And now for something completely different! by zerofoo · · Score: 1

      That analogy would be better. I was merely suggesting that punishments should fit the crime. The writers of the consitution thought so when they added the Eighth Amendment.

      -ted

  495. Writing Senators by rpg25 · · Score: 1

    I'm not from UT, so I wrote my Senators as follows:

    Dear Senator Foobar,

    I wanted to bring your attention to Senator Hatch's remarks yesterday, in which he was reported to have said that he would like to allow corporations to destroy the computers of those suspected of trading copyrighted material ( http://www.nytimes.com/aponline/technology/AP-Down loading-Music.html ).

    I'm sure that the Senator was just lashing out and expressing his frustration, but this kind of espousal of vigilante justice is dreadfully inappropriate coming from a U.S. Senator. It's even worse coming from the chairman of the Judiciary committee.

    Please express your disapproval of this kind of irresponsible talk, and encourage your colleagues to do so as well.

    Respectfully yours,

  496. In soviet russia by phastest · · Score: 1

    ...technology remotely destroys YOU.

  497. Funny, now I want to... by slagish666 · · Score: 1
    Everytime I se an anti-drug ad, I just want to smoke a joint. Everytime I read an anti-peer-to-peer article, I just want to fire up Kazaa Lite.

    It's difficult to see why the good Senator is so concerned, in any case. No one is trading his songs.

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    1. Re:Funny, now I want to... by kfuq · · Score: 1

      yah... and the anti-smoking ads too.

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  498. Eldred v. Ashcroft by Pendersempai · · Score: 1

    It would seem that a more powerful case would be made by asking if the CTEA, DMCA, NET, etc. fulfill the constitutionally required purpose: "to promote science and the useful arts."

    Actually, he argued this too. It was also unsuccessful. Justice O'Connor (I believe) concluded in her opinion that there is some additional incentive for artists when the term is life + 70 rather than life + 50. True, the impact is not great, and I believe the opinion even calls Congress's actions "wrong-headed," but Justice O'Connor recognizes that this is a difference in degree rather than category -- a quibble with the balance struck by Congress -- and as such is not the Court's place to regulate.

    Like it or not, there is strong constitutional basis for her remarks.

    1. Re:Eldred v. Ashcroft by Lothar+0 · · Score: 1

      Then who is going to stop it if not the Supreme Court? The populace isn't going to vote in an election based upon the issue of, of all things, copyright law! Even most of us here on /. aren't going to vote on a candidate based upon this single issue. This is essentially the SCOTUS saying, "Yeah, it sucks, but what are you gonna do?"

      Okay, maybe in some alternate universe where geeks set the public agenda, people are pissed off enough about this issue that they'll vote out the Berman's and Hatch's of their Congress. But now, back to planet Earth - people don't vote based on this stuff, and the SCOTUS knows it. They should seriously get some loose constructionist blood through their veins and get back to defending the public interest; but with Bush appointees, I don't see that happening.

      I hate you, America. >:-(

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    2. Re:Eldred v. Ashcroft by Pendersempai · · Score: 1

      I think if you're looking for a failing in the American political system, the place to point the finger is Congress, not the U.S. Supreme Court. It's my belief that the Court should rule with the Constitution even when that means something unjust stands, as it certainly did with the CTEA.

      But if you're expressing a general frustration with American government as a whole, I am completely with you :)

  499. Techies don't have guns, though. by caveat · · Score: 1

    You really think the NRA is so politically powerful just becuase of our voting influence? You'd be suprised how complacent people can be when dealing with an organization where every single member is armed...:D

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  500. Terrorism is what they want by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The RIAA and MPAA advocate terrorism -- purely and simply.
    They have become as crazy as The Mad Hatter; is there too much mercury in their drinking water?

  501. Another good Mormon responds by boy_afraid · · Score: 1

    As a Mormon I don't always agree with some of the most stupid things Hatch has to say, and this is by far the most stupidest thing out of his Pie-Hole. Now, trying to calm down, Orin Hatch is just doing what any good corrupted politician does: Doing the bidding of his Overlords's, the corporations. Now matter how "clean" these politicans may be, including Hatch, I'm sure there is something we can blowup of his that has broken the law.

    And, BTW, who the heck (notice I didn't say hell) would want to download his music, "America Rocks", off of Kazza. Did anyone see that report on CNN this morning with some soundclips?

    1. Re:Another good Mormon responds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More to the point, who would buy the CD? And where do the proceeds from these specific sales go?
      I don't think there's a limit on how much of one's own money can be spent on an election. Mass purchases of this CD amount to a way to donate large amounts of money without it having to be reported as campaign contributions.

  502. Hatch moonlights as songwriter by roguebeck · · Score: 1

    Now I see why is he all gung-ho for this:
    http://www.cnn.com/2003/TECH/ptech/06/18/ha tch.son gwriting.ap/index.html

    Geeze, now I must delete my entire collection of Hatch mp3s.

  503. Oxygen tanks? by gatekeep · · Score: 1

    I know it's off topic, but I just wanted to point out that divers don't use pure oxygen. To do so would be extremely dangerous as pure oxygen is toxic. Even when administered medically, it mixes in with the surrounding air and so doesn't reach the lungs entirely pure.

    Anyhow, divers use either compressed air, or Nitrox or Trimix. Compressed air is the most common, the others have their own risks and require training and understanding to use properly.

  504. Stealing by virg_mattes · · Score: 1

    > actually he technically wouldn't be stealing the cable because it was paid for by the previous owner.

    He'd technically be stealing it from the previous owner.

    Please, people, pay attention here.

    Virg

    1. Re:Stealing by ShavenYak · · Score: 1

      So Hatch's solution would be that the previous owner could remotely attack and destroy the new owner's TV. No point involving the law enforcement authorities, or the judicial system, whose job (paid by our tax dollars) it is to take care of such matters.

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  505. Firewall nuke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ok, just out of curiosity, what happens if you are sharing files behind a firewall? Does the firewall get nuked instead? So my server gets nuked, while all my Mp3s stay on my desktop because the masq'ing makes ppl think I'm running from my server? What about IRCr's are they basically just going after kaaza and gnutella users? what about pirate ftp sites? snail mail trades, private trades? I mean the possibilities are endless for traders, if they nuke kaaza, then everyone moves to 5+ different other programs or protocols to trade.
    Wouldn't it be possible to block them at your firewall? No incoming from 0.0.0.0 or add to hosts.deny?

  506. DMCA says that's a no-no by DaBunny · · Score: 1

    If Hatch is willing to nuke your PC for downloading a song, what do you think he'll do to anyone who tries to distribute mod chips? Maybe cut off their right hand? For a first offense anyway...

  507. Re:Dear Slashdot Readers by FunkSoulBrother · · Score: 1

    lighten up man, it's just a joke. I apologies if i have offended you.

    You misunderstand. I'm offended that you would include Utah in the midwest, when it is clearly a part of the "Big West" or "Rocky Mountain States" or something. The midwest being a coalition of (reasonably) progressive states.

    We people of the midwest may not be the most liberal people in the world, but to compare us to ass-backwards Christian republics like Mississippi and Utah is just wrong. :-)

  508. Re:HOW THE FUCK DO YOU PEOPLE KEEP MODDING HIM UP? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Theres a reason I have nearly infinite Karma, theres a reason I get modded up on almost every post.

    Yup, everyone loves a troll. I know I love you, HanzoSan. You make my work day go by faster. You, sir, are a credit to /. and should have a monument somewhere.

  509. In case Hatch is flooded... by Xandar01 · · Score: 1

    The following has been submitted...

    Mr. Hatch,

    I believe you may have been too aggressive in your stance regarding copyrights and destroying a users system. I am sure you will get plenty of email regarding this so instead of "beating a dead horse" I suggest you browse this news forum to get an idea of how enraged some people are. Go check out http://yro.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=03/06/17/22 0228&mode=thread&tid=103&tid=99 it may be enlightening.

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  510. Finally, a way to stop new technology ! by PsibrII · · Score: 1

    This would be a great way to slow down the maddening pace of technology. Pre-DRM computer hardware would no longer lose 50% of its value in 6 weeks. You would have an actual asset.

    Meanwhile the lamers would have to replace their 3+ GHz cpu every time they slipped up and transfered the wrong files.

    This will keep the hardware companies in business nicely.

    It'll be like the viral Flash RAM exploits on peoples BIOS, but much much better.

    The only trick is, you have to keep your files on good CD-Rs and out of the light because you can only get drives that last 3-4 years now. Unless perhaps you want to fill every AT case in the house with old hard drives and span em into a 250 Gb volume. Or keep a stack of pre-DRM 120 gig drives and use em for backups only.

    But eventually, as 30-120 gig drives start dying, people will have to either scrounge around for pre ban drives, like people with semi-auto guns have to scrounge around for pre ban magazines. Or wimp out and buy a DRM drive that will probably puke on you from shoddy quality as often as it does from some script kiddie pinging the self destruct.

    Of course there will probably tons of residual last tier hardware like fujitsu drives, FIC, ECS, and Jetway motherboards around for those who are trying to cling to the past. As well as new black market items smuggled in from non DRM countries. Just think of the future. Running on a Happy Sun 4 Tb drive, A Chang Pow Motherboard, And a Three Unvirtuose mouse sound card.

    The no name black market hardware makers of Asia would probably build a shrine to RIAA. ;)

  511. Letter to my representitives - help yourself to it by omarKhayyam · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Here's a letter that I wrote to my representitives (which I fould at the EFF site). It is a little bit bombastic and inflamatory, but when you're writing off a random letter like this I think it's necessary to get their attention.

    Representitives-

    I wish to bring a disturbing article concerning remarks made by Senator Orrin Hatch regarding remotely destroying the computers of copyright violaters to your attention. I ask your attention not just as a constituent, but also as a computer engineer and student at Northwestern Law school. In case you are already aware of the article, let me say that the Senator's ideas are dangerous, unconstitutional, and demonstrate to me a complete disconnect with the Senators supposed job of serving the people, as opposed to serving corporations and himself - according to the article the senator is a copyright holder who made $18,000 last year.

    In this article (http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap /20030617/ap_on_hi_te/downloading_music) Senator Hatch endorses giving copyright holders the ability to remotely destroy the computers of people who download illegal music. Here is an exerpt from the article -

    "If we can find some way to do this without destroying their machines, we'd be interested in hearing about that," Hatch said. "If that's the only way, then I'm all for destroying their machines. If you have a few hundred thousand of those, I think people would realize" the seriousness of their actions, he said.
    "There's no excuse for anyone violating copyright laws," Hatch said.

    Even without getting into a discussion of the way copyright law has been perverted so as to prevent material from ever entering the public domain (I challenge you to find material that has entered the public domain via any process except an artist explicitly contributing it to the public domain), the idea of giving copyright holders vigilante power, especially in a case where they cannot possibly know the value of what they are destroying, defies reasonable explanation. What if an email from a soldier to his mother was on the destroyed computer? What if it was an innocent relative's entire financial records? Taken to an extreme, it is possible that a person could hold the cure for cancer on their computer, all to be wiped out because a copyright holder thinks that person has violated the law.

    Finally, if you have a moment further I ask you to consider this. I would just like to say that intellectual property is explicitly different from other properties. Whereas when you create something physical, like a piece of furniture, it is very clear that you should own that one piece of furniture completely because you paid for each piece of it, and all the labor was your own. Furthermore, your building that piece of furniture does not prohibit someone else from doing it. However, with every single piece of intellectual property, a person has truley stood on the shoulders of thousands of years of civilization, and owes a debt to everyone from the first human who harnassed the power of fire and basic tools to more modern day people such as Isaac Newton and Albert Einstein. The intellectual property owner owes a huge debt to society, because their idea isn't composed solely of their own contribution - it is one tiny part in an idea composed of the work of centuries of human effort. This is why an intellectual property holder owes a debt to society, and why they should be granted limited rights for a limited time over their idea or creation. In the constitution, intellectual property rights were created expressly with the idea of promting the useful arts and sciences, not to compensate those who came up with the ideas. The compensation was merely viewed as a necessary way to motivate people to innovate. However, if we follow the intent of the constitution this compensation should not our primary goal, rather it should be the promotion of the useful arts and sciences for the good of society at large.

    Thank you for your time.
    Adam Grove

  512. How about.. by kfuq · · Score: 1

    how about some of these people who get totally hacked on these big corporate nets or .edu's and the "offender" sets up some huge porn/warez/mp3 dump..



    i can see it..
    clueless college kid doing his semster final paper and has no idea his computer is a file server.. BOOM!

    --
    iF yOu WAnT to C YOUr iP agaIn gAThEr tWO MilLIon dOLLArS IN Non - cONsEcuTivE TweNtY's AnD AWaiT FuRThER iNstrUctIoN
  513. About your .sig... by virg_mattes · · Score: 1

    Damn it, I hate it when people screw up acronyms! It's the Silly Cretins Operation. Get it right next time, eh?

    Virg

  514. How ironic... by ixpro · · Score: 1

    Just over 2 years ago the same senator was singing a totally different tune. Sen Hatch, as a Chairman of the Judiciary Committee introduced The Internet Integrity and Critical Infrastructure Protection Act, which was essentially the anti-hacking act all by itself... go figure.

  515. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  516. Mormons can be Democrats by portforward · · Score: 1

    I am Mormon. While I was not born and raised in Utah, I did live there for several years. You distort and stereotype Mormon and Utah thinking, and paint a what is a nuanced picture with a pretty thick brush. I have known many good Mormons who are Democrats. Also many prominent Mormons are Democrats.

    Harry Reid Senate Minority Whip is both a Democrat and an active Mormon.

    James E. Faust who is number three in the LDS church hierarchy is a Democrat.

    I could go on and on . . .

    A single first term member of the Utah Senate (hardly a leader) named Bill Wright uttered those infamous words. The leader of the church, Gordon B. Hinkley in a National Press Club press conference said (before Wright) "Good Mormons can be Democrats." I will take Hinkley's word over what LDS believe on what some politician says any day.

    I dislike statements like yours that make blanket statements that distort the true picture. YES, most Mormons are Republicans, but the church itself takes a purposefully neutral political stance on all but a very few issues. I only remember them taking stands on "moral" issues like Abortion and gambling. The only non-moral position I remember was when the Church didn't want the MX missles based in Utah.

    I resent being called a "sheeple". Mormons are always told to analyze, think and "find out for themselves" what they should do any given situation, when it comes to politics, and ESPECIALLY when it comes to religion.

    Please do not continue false stereotypes like many of the statements listed above like polygamy. Speaking as a practicing Mormon, there is no such thing as a "Fundamentalist Mormon". If you "marry" a second wife, you are automatically excommunicated, no ifs, ands, or buts. Those people really are not members of my church.

  517. yawn by MerryGoByeBye · · Score: 1

    I'm sorry, but I can't take you seriously when you talk about integrity in politics. Nor can I accept your starting premise about what he should have done when asked because (are you ready?) he should never have been asked about the affair in the first place.

    Enough on this. This is a tired old subject. I don't want to go any furhter and have to deal with the agony of you telling me how El Chimpo is somehow better or has higher integrity.

  518. This would circumvent the justice system by hether · · Score: 1

    His idea is wrong on soooo many levels, but this is the angle I took in my letter to the Senator:

    Senator Hatch,
    I am writing in response to your comments in support of allowing the computers of illegal file traders to be destroyed by the copyright owner. Allowing this to take place without allowing the benefit of due process, where guilt or innocence must be proven, would be a mistake.

    A mistake such as this could cost companies, research and educational institutions, governmental offices, and personal computer users a bundle. There is a VERY good chance that errors would be made in the enforcement, especially by overzealous media companies. What legal recourse could be taken by those that are incorrectly identified as copyright infringers and have their tangible, expensive, and perhaps crucial systems destroyed?

    Protecting intellectual property rights is important, but not to the degree that it circumvents the justice system. Laws against copyright infringement already exist. I suggest you push for their enforcement, rather than advocate such an extreme position as this.

    Signature

    --

    Most people would die sooner than think; in fact, they do.
  519. but now you have an addendum by Wah · · Score: 1

    "you'll catch more flies with honey than vinegar, but if you really want flies, nothing beats roadkill and feces."

    --
    +&x
  520. EFF now! by X86Daddy · · Score: 1

    Annoyed about this? Angry? Too bad. Well-funded forces with stupid ideas can, will, and do change legal reality. I'm whining about it here on /. at the moment, but I 'm also a member of the EFF. Are you? They could use a louder voice. If you care, consider joining.

  521. I like your Moxie, kid by filmsmith · · Score: 1

    And I have collected (what I hope to be) the email addresses (those who have one, at any rate) of as many Senators and Representatives on Capitol Hill including our Chief Executive and his right hand man. I thought of posting them here, but to prevent them from having their addresses harvested by spammers (It may already happen, but I won't contribute to it), I'll simply state that if you would like them, please write me and I'll send them along. I, sadly, do not have time nor the ability to generate and html of the solid information. My address is dennisalanizATmacDOTcom.

    Also, if you'd like to use my source instead, I got them all from http://www.webslingerz.com/jhoffman/congress-email .html

  522. Re:Sen Hatch claim he support acts of terrorism. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sure, and if your country would understand the threat, and take it's planes, ships, tanks and troops to put this tyrant down, the world would be a better place. But your country DOESN'T do that.
    There's simply no opposition to US tyranny and imperialism. A few random terrorist crackpots don't count. What would count? Well, how do you think the "Gulf Wars" would have played out in the face of opposition (not mere dissent?) What if, instead of just blabbering on about opposition, the governments of France, Russia, and Germany had mustered a counter invasion force? Would the US have sunk a Russian fleet to get to the Gulf? Would Americans have supported a fight against a European army that had gone to defend Iraq?

    But none of that happened, and the reason is that those countries did indeed support the US invasion. The whole of the opposition was a mere diplomatic action.

  523. Way to go Hatch! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I agree with Sen. Hatch. I believe the technology should be taken one step further: A brain implant that causes a deadly aneurysm whenever a public official is about to do something corrupt. Instead of having to worry about trials and proof, simply activate the implant whenever there is the appearance that a special interest groupâ(TM)s interest outweighs public opinion.

  524. also on the list.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Toilet seats that castrate you when you don't lift before you pee....

    Bathing suits that dissolve if you don't wait 30 mins after eating before swimming...

    and milk jugs that chop off your arm if you try to drink from them instead of pouring into a cup....

  525. Art Imitates Life by rossy · · Score: 1
    Hmmm, Art Imitates Life
    Referring to the book:
    NOIR
    By K.W. Jeter

    http://www.scifi.com/sfw/issue85/books.html

    In this book protoganist hunts down, and captures copyright infringers. (Using cool technology I might add.)

    Their brain stem and spine are excised, and they are put into a carrying case. Then back at the office, technicians can convert the Copyright Infringers brain and spinal cord into one or more nice parting gifts for the Copyright owner. The brain is cut down, so only the personality of the infringer is left.

    Seems like this is what Sen Hatch has in mind for our future.

    The upside is that you will finally get all your bills paid. If you die before your bills are paid, you are reanimated... the dead walk the earth paying off their debts before they are allowed to finally die. Dead people are those with large cartoon "X"'s in there eyes.

    Yep, I'm sure this is what Sen Hatch would have in mind...except for those in Utah I suspect.
    A real depressing read...but very interesting

    --
    Ross Youngblood
  526. Re:Nuking Utah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There's a lot of nice scenery in Utah. Perhaps we should use those neutron bombs to just kill off the Mormons without damaging the landscape?

  527. Here are some comments from news bloggers by angle_slam · · Score: 1

    If you check out this page, you'll see what a lot of bloggers say about Sen. Hatch.

  528. I have a feeling... by neogeek · · Score: 1

    That Security Software and Anti-Virus companys will be able to block detect this "code" as dangerous just like they do with any other machines eating code. The Senator, can want to stop the file sharing and nuke those machines all he wants, but there is money to be made in stopping this stupid idea so there will allways be a fix/block.

    IMHO

  529. So...a little question. by DohDamit · · Score: 1

    If they destroy your hard drive and wipe your computer, what proof do they have that what they did was justified under Hatch's Law?

  530. Fair is fair... by TrentC · · Score: 1

    ...I'll give Sen. Hatch's constituents the ability to attack machines containing "illegal" copyrighted material if, say, the entire Linux kernel dev team (and associated contributors) can DoS SCO's servers for continuing to distribute proprietary software that contains GPLed code in violation of the GPL.

    What's that? What's fair for big companies is not fair for the little guy? Do tell...

    Jay (=

  531. A better idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He has the right idea, but a better implementation would be to require, by law, all p2p software have a trigger.

    This trigger would allow the copyright owner of an mp3 or software to trigger a process shutdown on the p2p software sharing their property.

    This could be scripted and automated and would only target people sharing copyrighted files. The software, before shutting down would check to see if that person was sharing the file that the copyright holder said they were, if they weren't, it would ignore the request.

    It would not do damage to their computer and they would have to agree to the trigger to install the software.

    No damage done, problem solved, user knows what is happening when kazaa dies. If user runs software without this trigger, they would be subject to DMCA like legislation. Likewise if they crack the file, or share cracked files the same rules apply.... Jail time.

    Since this system would only attack copyright breakers, us honest citizens have nothing to worry, or complain about.

    l8,
    AC

  532. Many American Cars already do this. by doublem · · Score: 1

    #include ford_car.h

    if ((speed>70) and (outside_air_temp>82)){
    Freeze_plug_melted=true;
    Head_gasket_melted=true;
    owner_bank_account="empty";
    }

    --
    "Live Free or Die." Don't like it? Then keep out of the USA
  533. Sounds Bad by virg_mattes · · Score: 1

    > Of course nobody are talking about literaly blowing up your computer. As the article clearly states, it would be a temporary lock out, that could easily be lifted.

    This is outright incorrect. Senator Hatch indeed was interested in damaging computers, not locking out computers. He said exactly that himself. The word "damage" does not connote temporary results. Also, what happens during the lockout? Who recompenses me for lost productivity if I'm not really guilty? What happens if I'm not breaking any copyright laws? Do I have to prove I'm not infringing to get the lock lifted? Doesn't that run directly counter to the tenet of "innocent until proven guilty"? If they have sufficient evidence to prove I'm in violation, then I can be charged under existing laws. This whole concept is a gross violation of due process.

    > This is not so much different from for example revoking your drivers license if you are caught speeding. I know most Slashdoters are more attached to their computers than to their cars, but you still take it for granted that the government can revoke this right if you break their rules.

    You're right, it's not. Last I checked, nobody ever got their license revoked before conviction in a court of law. That's called due process; see above for how the same process must apply to accusations of piracy. Remember that before the state can revoke my right to drive, they must prove I've broken a law. Senator Hatch suggests that companies be given the right to exact punishment without the messy problem of actually proving that I've done something wrong, and also suggests that accountability be removed or reduced in the event they target me incorrectly.

    > Of course, I see this is not an ideal solution.

    I don't see it as a solution at all. I see it as dereliction of Senator Hatch's oath to protect the Constitution. Subcontracting law enforcement and the court system to private corporations doesn't solve the problem, and creates an enormous array of new problems to pile on top of it.

    > Laws like this are for dealing with acute problems, not long term solutions. In the long term, the market should sort itself out.

    That's a great idea, but in the face of this law, what market forces could come to bear on content providers to force paradigm shift?

    You have a very bad understanding of what's at stake here. Orrin Hatch has made a most offensive and unpatriotic play and I hope he gets run out of office over it. A man with this little regard for the Bill of Rights does not deserve the job of legislator.

  534. Spammer Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This sets an excellent precedent. Spammers computers should be next in line to be destroyed.

  535. Typical Politician by AttillaTheNun · · Score: 1
    How could suck a clueless idiot make it all the way up the public service ladder to Senator?

    ... nevermind, don't answer that.

  536. Trial, what's that for? by LLWhipist · · Score: 1

    This is akin to punishment without the benefit of trial.

    I'm a Canadian, but isn't that something the American government states it will ensure in the constitution? A fair and speedy trial.

    If a member of a political party is quite literally advocating an action that breeches your constitutional rights, can't you request he step down or have his party kick his ass out of congress?

    Just a thought. Cheers from the wet coast of Canada.

  537. Great Article on legal implications by seichert · · Score: 1
    --

    Stuart Eichert

  538. This makes perfect sense by ziriyab · · Score: 1
    Hatch is jealous that his cheeseball songs are not being traded on the p2p networks, so he wants to destroy them.

    Anyway, the most shocking thing about the article is that he earned any money at all from selling that crap :)

  539. Re:Flood Hatch's e-mail by lshepardfan · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Let's see how Senator Hatch enjoys his computer being bombarded. E-mail him at Senator_hatch@hatch.senate.gov. If this doesn't work, you'll have to go through his official site http://www.senate.gov/~hatch/index.cfm?Fuseaction= Offices.Contact. I wrote a small piece, then tagged on random quotes about freedom until I used up the character limit. I also sent from multiple addresses. Have fun.

  540. GUYS RELAX by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This will never happen and if it did, no one will buy it. "Hey, buy this computer, but if it makes a mistake and thinks you played copywrited material when you didn't, pfffft! it will all go up in smoke!" You think that MS and Intel and the Broadband companies (much more powerful than the piddly little RIAA) are EVER going to let that happen? NFW.

  541. to destroy by that+_evil+_gleek · · Score: 1

    Literally to destroy means to make unrepairable... If a house is destroyed in a hurricane, you can't fix it, you have to build a new one... if you could you're exagerating..
    NOT just being pendantic here, consider that if you would use software to recover whats on the drive, then its not really destroyed, since its still fixable... ditto with restoring from backups... So if it was technically possible... I don't know maybe a hack that exploited
    a hardware bug, and convinced the fans to powerdown, and then maybe something that
    could force a physical head crash.... ... Anyway, if the the computer is actually, literally destroyed... then theRIAA ,or hackers, for that matter, can destroy the machine and simply claim that it had their copyrightable materials on it... since the proof of the crime would be destroyed as the computer is destroyed... really anyone could hack anyone and then make that claim... And since you're hack does a security wipe of the harddrive (doesn't it) they'd never be able to prove it /wasn't/ there.. after a security wipe, they'd only, maybe, be able to prove if it was there, SO its a total hacker loophole.
    So now anyone can Hack with Impunity thanks to Senator Hatch.

  542. Re:THERE ARE NO ILLEGAL MUSIC DOWNLOADS....AHRA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hatch has posted a clarification to his comments...

    http://www.senate.gov/~hatch/index.cfm?FuseActio n= PressReleases.Detail&PressRelease_id=205147

  543. Hatch may need to destroy his own PC... by John3 · · Score: 1

    based on the research done by this site.

    --
    "We make our world significant by the courage of our questions and by the depth of our answers." Carl Sagan
  544. A U.S. citizen by lrdnkn · · Score: 1

    Not that I don't find the endless name-calling mildly diverting, but I do think it is extremely important to comment on this blanket generalization. As a citizen of the United States of America, I will freely admit that there are far too many of my fellow citizens that are: "Arrogant Ignorant and Disinformed". However, I would like SubtleNuance to realize that not all U.S. citizens fit in that group. I personally am doing much to attempt to both inform the "Populace" that is mentioned in the parent, and to try to make them see why they should care. As one of the reasonably well informed citizens of the U.S., I am increasingly concerned over the ill-defined "War on Terrorism". It may well be that the United States will be responsible for starting WWIII, but my hope is that those of us who are working to teach the populace and fight the apathy will be willing to help put our government back on track long before WWIII becomes a reality. As to SubtleNuance's comments, I truly hope that he does not really believe that ALL U.S. citizens are "Arrogant Ignorant and Disinformed".

    Please, fellow U.S. citizens, try to educate the citizens of our country and try to combat the apathy that has closed their eyes and ears.

    *gets down off soapbox* ...Er, sorry, I'm usually not like that. Please feel free to reply, either on slashdot, or to my personal email address.

    1. Re:A U.S. citizen by crazyphilman · · Score: 1

      I respect your point of view, here, but I think you're underestimating a couple of factors. First, I don't think Americans as a whole are as naiive as you're assuming they are. What I think is going on is, they know fully well that all sources of news are tainted, either by the government's meddling (television news) or by special interest meddling (other alternative news). So, they blow off ALL of the news, and figure they'll just let whatever is happening happen, and figure out what to do later, when things settle down and more information is available. I'm not saying I follow this; I have access to the internet, and I'm pretty good at digging for info, but I'm not the norm.

      Second, as I mentioned to someone else, everyone has a limited amount of attention they can expend on any one subject. Most of us are struggling to prevent our careers from getting sucked down the toilet by corporate greed and a failing economy, so we have other things on our minds at the moment. Our time is divided between career survival, enhancing our abilities in some way, handling local news that affects us directly, and the demands of our personal lives (family, etc). There is only a limited amount of time available for world news, and as I'm sure you know, world news is pretty complicated. It's hard to follow it all even if you can spend all day at it; when you've got an hour at best, towards evening, you've got to prioritize.

      A side thing is, when most people have to prioritize the information they're concentrating on, and they get one story from a "reliable" source, and you come along with a completely different story but they don't know you or have any reason to trust what you say, you can talk until you're blue in the face and you won't get anywhere. They'll assume it's your opinion and they'll politely (or not so politely) disagree. Many will (as per our tradition) say something about religion and politics being bad topics for conversation and exit the area, too.

      I guess what I'm saying is, don't let it get you down. It isn't apathy in most cases. It's just the basic structure of modern life, and the massive amount of information we have to deal with.

      --
      Farewell! It's been a fine buncha years!
  545. Orrin Hatch sells music online by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Orrin Hatch's site:

    http://www.hatchmusic.com/songs.html

  546. Notice The Excuses Given In The Article by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1

    trying to explain away what Hatch said instead of simply identifying him as just another senile old Senator who should have been turned out to pasture years ago...

    Fucking moron...

    --
    Richard Steven Hack - This sig is TOO GODDAMN SHORT TO DO ANYTHING USEFUL WITH! MORONS!
  547. MOD PARENT UP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    nt

  548. Now i know what to target as a Virus writer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Easy. Just download 3 songs. Poof!

    Yup, Senator Hatch, as soon as you include a self-destruct mechanism in a computer that's triggered by user behavior, all my virus needs to do is to DO that behavior.

    Could be a strategy to get the computer desktop business rolling again.

  549. hatch is violating copyrights on his website by spamspam · · Score: 1

    full story here:
    http://amish.blogmosis.com/archives/012511. html

    the response i got back from milonic was:

    Hi,

    Every copy of the menu requires a license, we are looking into this.

    There are other issues with this site in particular, they need to have a link back to us and they have moved the copyright notices.

    Regards
    Andy Woolley.
    Milonic Solutions Ltd

    orrin is a chump and a hypocrite plain and simple.

  550. You are hilarious! by Xebikr · · Score: 1

    You're leaving out the part that this was only recently changed to say this after Coca Cola inc paid the church a great deal of money to change this. The Mormon bible is revised all of the time and good Mormons are supposed to turn in or destroy all older copies. So nice try, but taking caffeine was a sin until very recently.

    That's really funny! I have to wonder if you are just trolling when you quote those myths as fact, or do you really believe them? You probably feel fairly smug about forwarding that cookie recipe from Neiman Marcus and are expecting that $300 from Bill Gates to come in the mail any day now as a thank you for participating in his email tracking program.

    Bad citizens of a free society though? Absolutely. I'd be amazed if anyone even tried to counter that rationally.

    I think you will be more likely to get rational comments when you start posting some.

  551. Posting this rather than emailing it ;-) by firewyre · · Score: 1

    Dear Senator Hatch,

    Your recent statements regarding the destruction of PC's belonging to anyone *believed* to have illegally downloaded copyrighted material could not have been more ludicrous. You completely lack the knowledge of technology that is necessary to intelligently discuss such ideas, and as such should respectfully remain silent during such discussions. Perhaps in the future you should research an issue before commenting on it. In fact, I am so appalled at your ignorance that I will take it upon myself to educate you.

    Consider the repercussions of such legislation. The act of destroying citizens' computers violates more laws than I can count, including several amendments to the constitution. Do you intend to change every single law in this country that would make the idea you've proposed illegal? This seems impossible. You should also consider that if such a system was implemented, you would leave every computer in this great nation of ours open to attack from terrorist organizations. What's to stop members of al-Qaeda (for example) from tapping into the system and destroying every PC from coast to coast, including those that form the government's infrastructure? Absolutely nothing, that's what. If this law came to pass, I can only hope President Bush would send you to GuantÃnamo Bay with the rest of the terrorists.

    I leave you with two final thoughts. First, the people you are attacking are the people this country depends on most. To quote 'Fight Club', "The people you're after are everyone you depend on. We do your laundry, cook your food and serve you dinner. We guard you while you sleep. We drive your ambulances. Don't fuck with us." It would be smart to think of the people you represent instead of the corporations that fund your campaign. Last but not least, you should read the discussion on slashdot that was sparked by your comments, if it doesn't open your eyes, then nothing will.

    Congratulations on successfully sabotaging any political ambitions you hold for the few years remaining before your inevitable death, a day all of us anxiously await.

  552. Useful Application of RFC 3514? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think a good way to distribute this type of technology has already been proposed and discussed on Slashdot. Corporate networks would still be protected at the firewall level, although all "home" firewalls would have to allow these packets in order to enforce the destruction of the pirate machine. Could probably make it illegal for home PC users (aka "pirates") to filter the destructive packets. I think it can work!

  553. Re:Orrin Hatch contact info.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Another way to contact Orrin Hatch.

    senator_hatch@hatch.senate.gov

  554. As a Utah resident.. by Archwyrm · · Score: 1

    I wish someone would rid us of his idiocy, but somehow he keeps ending up back in office.

    --
    Fascism should more properly be called corporatism because it is the merger of state and corporate power. -- Mussolini
    1. Re:As a Utah resident.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's only illegal to assassinate him if you get caught :)

  555. Politicians and Money by labala · · Score: 1

    As far as I'm concerned, politicians shouldn't need a dime for their campaigns, nor should they be allowed to spend anything. Media coverage is free. Then, of course, we have a nation controlled by the media instead of money.

  556. Re:Sen Hatch claim he support acts of terrorism. by ckaminski · · Score: 1

    You know, it makes me wonder. Now that you've said that, I never really thought: Why didn't France, if they were so opposed to the war, patrol Iraq with their Mirage's and protect it with their Navy? Why didn't Germany kick the U.S. out of Rammstein AFB?

    I don't think it's a simple answer but enough questions come to mind:
    * What would the citizens who depend on U.S. goods and services say and do to their lawmakers??
    * What would the citizens who depend on access to U.S. markets say or do to their lawmakers??
    * What would the U.S. do? I seriously doubt it would have come to open war with France or Germany if they did these actions, but it might have triggered the government to oust BMW or Dassault or other companies out of the U.S. in retaliation, which you could have expected reciprocation from the EU as well.
    * Balkanized the UK with the U.S., or against? Who is the "motherland" more loyal to?

    In the end, France and Germany decided that the overwhelming fact of the matter "Saddam was breaking INTERNATIONAL LAW SET DOWN IN 1991" overrode the political need to stop the U.S. at all costs.

    <sarcasm>I mean, the U.S. may suck, and France may have despised our War with Iraq, but do they really want to lose their overseas market for their overpriced wines and cheeses? ;-) </sarcasm>

  557. Don't worry, Senator Hatch... by Datoyminaytah · · Score: 1

    ...I would NEVER steal your music! :P

    http://www.hatchmusic.com/songs.html

    --
    assert(birth_date<time-86400)
  558. Unlicensed Software used by Hatch himself by bstadil · · Score: 1

    Sen. Orrin Hatch (R-Utah)suggested Tuesday that people who download copyright materials from the Internet should have their computers automatically destroyed. But Hatch himself is using unlicensed software on his official website, which presumably would qualify his computer to be smoked by the system he proposes. The senator's site makes extensive use of a JavaScript menu system developed by Milonic Solutions, a software company based in the United Kingdom. The copyright-protected code has not been licensed for use on Hatch's website. "It's an unlicensed copy," said Andy Woolley, who runs Milonic. "It's very unfortunate for him because of those comments he made."

    --
    Help fight continental drift.
    1. Re:Unlicensed Software used by Hatch himself by hurt! · · Score: 1


      View the source from Mr. Hatch's site--it's 'Licensed' now ;-)

      [. . .]

      License Details:
      Type: Professional
      Number: 188909
      Dated: 20th June 2003
      -->

      http://www.senate.gov/~hatch/

  559. Stolen Code on Hatch's site: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    The menu code is not licensed, this is out on Wired News 6-19-03:
    Here is the code for the license area on his site:
    dumpmenus();
    </script>
    <script language="JavaScript" src="mmenu_license.js" type="text/javascript">/* i am the license for the menu (duh) */</script>
    <script language="JavaScript" src="mmenu.js" type="text/javascript">/* i am the code for the menu */</script>

    All of this is exactly as reported by Wired News today. I downloaded the code from Google's cache of his page before it got fixed.
  560. Annoying. by Burnov · · Score: 1

    This has probably been discussed in many other posts as well, but I'm not so concerned about the piracy aspect so far as the fact that they'd have the gall to probe other people's computers lowering MY fucking PAID-FOR bandwidth, because the RIAA has a senator in their pocket! The whole blowing up of a pc is bad too but is much more improbable than simply being lagged intermittently by some software forcing access into my PC.

    The fact that he uses illegitimate software of his own on his website is even more absurd...

  561. Linux? by eniacpx · · Score: 1

    I just want to know how he is going to "destroy"
    my computer if I download music files? They would have to come up with a destruction method for every distribution of Linux and Unix currently on the market. Good Luck. What is this world coming to....

  562. Copyright law allows gov't seizure, and destructio by Frank+T.+Lofaro+Jr. · · Score: 1

    Copyright law allows the government to seize and destroy or sell property used in an infringement.

    The section of law is 17 USC 503

    They can seize as soon as an action is pending, but they can only destroy or sell ("other reasonable disposition") after a conviction.

    Of course, they can accidently smash your computer to bits during the investigation. ("Oops, we dropped it from 50 feet - how'd that happen"). And not be liable (even if you have the right to sue - do you have the money - do you think you'll win - and if you sue they could always decide they ARE going to press felony charges against you after all - kiss your legal rights goodbye - kiss your right to work legally in many IT jobs goodbye - kiss many, many, jobs better than burger flipper goodbye).

    --
    Just because it CAN be done, doesn't mean it should!
  563. Does anyone actually have by flibuste · · Score: 1

    >>Does anyone actually have a Java program designed >>to control of air traffic, or for the operation of >>a nuclear facility? I do. But I'm reluctant to release it to a production machine right now, In case someone blows off my box thinking I am in violation of law by breathing oxygen while I code. Sorry

    1. Re:Does anyone actually have by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      or if sun sues your for violating your licenes

  564. Political strategy & emailing Senators by ladyeyes · · Score: 1
    As several people have noted, flooding Hatch's office with email and phone calls will have some small effect, but not too much since most of the people doing so probably aren't his constituents.

    However, every Senator's office keeps track of things like phone calls and letters. If you write or call YOUR Senators, and politely express that you want to go on the record that you don't want any support given to Hatch on anything that involves these computer destroying ideas, then you have gotten to the ears of the people that Hatch will need to convince to help him.

    If enough messages are received, staffers will remember it when they may have to vote on something. Take away his support base.

    temporarily from the Hill -- LE

  565. $18,000 in Residuals? by seawall · · Score: 1
    With all due respect to Senator Hatch's songwriting abilities: Is anyone else confused how he's pulling $18,000 in song royalties? (Source: http://www.nbc5.com/irresistible/2276786/detail.ht ml)

    I remember cases where organizations would do massive book buys to support a politician or does he really do that much business with individuals?

  566. Yes, speaking out is good... by Firefly1 · · Score: 1
    I certainly had my .02cr to say on this example of... shall we say, less-than-illuminated thinking. Here's what I sent to the editor of the Florida Times-Union:
    Dear Sir/Madam,
    'Astonishment' and 'disappointment' are two words which came readily to my mind upon hearing that the honorable gentleman from Utah has actually voiced his endorsement of such blatantly illegal activity as a means of 'defending copyrights'. It is my understanding, based on articles going back at least one year, that this is exactly what the RIAA (and perhaps the MPAA) want: the power of judge, jury, and executioner, untrammeled by federal law and due process. Who will hold the *AAs' constituent companies accountable when - not 'if', 'when' - their 'justice' is miscarried? The vast majority of potential plaintiffs simply do not have the fiscal means to sustain the court action they would be rightly entitled to.
    And then there are the international implications... evidently the honorable gentleman has forgotten that the computers which comprise the Internet are not all in the United States. Many other nations with which we share the world are already uneasy about the arrogance they perceive in our government - I doubt the idea of that government giving companies free rein to flout their own laws would go over too well.
    Perhaps more serious... in a time of heightened security consciousness, do we really want to create such a 'backdoor' past computer security measures? What, after all, is to prevent some notional 'black hats' from subervting it for their own means?
    --
    - White Knight of the Order of Mihoshi Enthusiasts
  567. Speaking of corruption... by sleepingsquirrel · · Score: 1

    I came across this article which dicusses how companies buy influence with politicians by hiring their (Orrin's, er I mean the politician's) relatives.