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  1. Doctor Who solution != violence on BBC Announces Adult Doctor Who Spin-Off · · Score: 1
    When I was growing up, Doctor Who was my hero because he would solve problems via science and technology, not by shooting or beating up the bad guy. That's what made me tune in week after week. The bad special effects were easy to overlook when you identify with a beloved character.

    I wish we had more role models like that on television today.

  2. Yea, baby, I'm dimensionally transcendental on BBC Announces Adult Doctor Who Spin-Off · · Score: 3, Funny
    "You're what?"

    "I'm bigger on the inside than I am on the outside. Rrrowrr."

  3. My mall has both Gamestop and EB... on Gamestop/EB Merger Goes Forward October 31 · · Score: 3, Insightful
    I wonder what this merger will mean to malls such as mine. Will they shut down the EB outlet? At the very least, we will lose the healthy price competition between the two local stores.

    Volpone

  4. S & what? on The Heartbreak of Canceled Games · · Score: 1
    I feel cheated looking through that article without seeing S&M there.

    I feel cheated too when I don't get to see S&M.

    volpone

  5. Damn! My domain speculation didn't pan out... on Longhorn's Offical Name is Windows Vista · · Score: 1

    "Microsoft has also registered domains to go along with the newly christened Windows, including windowsvista.com. The domains were registered in late March, indicating the company made the decision even before WinHEC gave developers their first taste of Longhorn in over a year."

    I wish I had thought of "vista". I registered the following guesses in the hopes that MS would pay me off to get the right one:

    www.windowsCrap.com
    www.windowsBigFloppyDonkeyD ong.com
    www.windowsDerekSmart.com

  6. Re:Rescue on Fractalus. on For Love of The Game · · Score: 1

    Wow, I haven't thought of Fractalus in 20 years! I remember that game scaring the *hell* out of me the first time an alien popped up and started beating on my windshield. I was so shocked, all I could do is stare in horror as he smashed his way in. Thanks for the reminder, Pentomino!

  7. Re:Launch Fighters...Launch Fighters...Launch on Gaming Soundbites You Can't Forget · · Score: 1
    Of course, when I used the Dreadnaught, I launched almost my entire crew as fighters in the first 5 seconds of the fight. So the sound effects all preempted each other, making it sound like:

    "Launch Launch Launch Launch Launch Launch Launch Launch Launch Launch Fighters BOOM!"

    (the "boom" being the opponent's ship :)

  8. Re:System Shock 2 on Gaming Soundbites You Can't Forget · · Score: 1
    SS2 was most certainly the scariest game I've ever played, and that was due to the sound.

    Imagine having a horribly mutated human run up to you with an iron bar, attacking you while yelling, "I'm...sorry!" and "Please...kill me!"

    Even the security droids' "Scanning for targets...acquiring!" made my skin crawl.

  9. Re:C64 -- Impossible Mission on Gaming Soundbites You Can't Forget · · Score: 1
    Yes, my friends and I quote that too, but only because the C64's sound was so bad that the line sounded terrible!


    What it tried to say:
    "Another visitor. Stay awhile...staaay FOREVER!"


    What it actually said:
    "Ah-BEET-er VEET-oh-bah. BAY-toe-bah...baaay FOREVER!"

  10. Wrong, anonymous coward on Symantec Adds Product Activation · · Score: 1
    > Re:uh, nav2k3 doesn't have activation
    > just skip the registration process, genius

    That is incorrect. When you install NAV 2003, you have 14 days of use and updates before you are required to register. Sure, you can decide to not register, but then you can't download the latest virus profiles. What's the point of paying for antivirus software that can't protect you from the latest viruses?

  11. You Only Get 5 Activations with NAV 2K3! on Symantec Adds Product Activation · · Score: 5, Informative
    I was a Norton AntiVirus user for several years. I bought my first NAV copy back in 1997. I loved it, paid yearly for the virus def. subscription, and upgraded three times, most recently to NAV 2003.

    NAV 2003 turned out to be a dog. It took 4 installs & activations before it worked properly on my Win 98 box.

    A month later, I replaced my Win 98 box with a P4 box with Win XP. I installed & activated NAV 2003, which failed. I uninstalled and reinstalled it, then tried to activate it. I was informed (by Symantec's web site) that I had exceeded the maximum number of installs and was politely asked to purchase another license.

    Three phone calls to Symantec tech support were useless. They repeatedly told me that this was Symantec's policy and absolutely refused to give me more installs FOR THE PROGRAM I BOUGHT FROM THEM. (Not from a store, but from Symantec's Web site itself!)

    I just bought MacAfee's product earlier this week. To hell with Symantec and all of their crap.

  12. I tried to change my Yahoo prefs, but was denied on Seems Nobody Gives A Damn About Privacy · · Score: 2, Informative
    I tried about 10 times over several weeks, but was unable to change my Yahoo prefs. Every time I tried, I got a "Server busy, try again later" error message. I eventually gave up, assuming that Yahoo never intended to give us the option to opt-out.

    What experiences did you have with this?

  13. Analogy: electric companies and the police on Time Warner to Charge Extra for Over-Quota Bandwidth · · Score: 3, Interesting

    This brings up significant privacy concerns. Today, electric companies are required by law to report "inordinate amounts" of electricity being used in residences. This is because people growing marijuana in their closets use UV lamps, which require gobs of power per day. The electric companies contact the cops, the cops get a search warrant, and the drug dealers are taken to jail.

    In the scheme described in the NetworkWorld article, Time Warner will keep track of how much you will upload/download. Download too much, and the police may suspect that you're getting illegal software or music. See the logical progression? I don't relish the idea of the cops snooping in on my business because I u/d too many packets while deathmatching...

  14. The ultimate lawsuit grudge match... on Intel Puts The Squeeze On ... A Yoga Foundation? · · Score: 1

    Amazon.com launches its "Amazon Inside" ad campaign.

  15. Torino Scale (used to classify collision threats) on Stealth Asteroid Misses Earth · · Score: 5, Informative
    If you're interested, check out nasa.gov's description of the Torino Scale , the method in which the scientific community classifies an object's likelihood of striking and damaging the Earth.

    The rating goes from zero (the object is certain to miss the Earth) to ten (the nasty asteroid thingy is definitely going to "cause a global climatic catastrophe"). Read it, it's very unsettling...

    Does anyone know what Torino rating this most recent near-miss was?

  16. Don't like figure skating? Too bad... on Net Still Not At Olympics · · Score: 1
    I just can't get myself interested in it this year. Last Winter Olympics, it seemed like all you were allowed to see were figure skating and downhill skiing. Want to watch any of the other winter sports? Too bad.

    I'd love to watch the biathalon. Cross country skiing alternated with crack rifle shooting. Ever try to shoot a tiny target while your heart is racing a mile a minute? It's not as easy as it sounds. Unfortunately, I have yet to see more than a thirty-second clip of the sport in the last few Olympics.

  17. Unlikely that Virginia Hey ("Zhaan") will return on Farscape Video Game · · Score: 1
    Virginia Hey has moved on to other projects. She loved being in Farscape, but two things prompted her to leave the show:

    1) The contact lenses she wore for her costume began to do irreversible damage to her eyesight.

    2) Having to keep her head shaved was preventing her from getting other roles. (Don't ask me about wigs, I'm just the messenger.)

    volpone