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BBC Announces Adult Doctor Who Spin-Off

Dogtanian writes "The BBC has just announced a new 'Doctor Who' spin-off called 'Torchwood'. It is intended to be more adult in tone, and will follow a team investigating alien activities in modern-day Britain. Described as a cross between 'The X-Files' and 'This Life', it will feature Captain Jack, the bisexual time-travelling conman who featured in a number of recent Who episodes. The BBC are likely hoping that this spin-off will be more successful than 'K9 and Company'. The title is an anagram of a popular British sci-fi series, by the way."

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  1. The Anagram is.... by 8127972 · · Score: 5, Informative

    Doctor Who in case you missed it.....

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    1. Re:The Anagram is.... by eln · · Score: 4, Funny

      Really? Because I was gonna guess "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy." Good thing you came along and posted that or I would have been really embarassed.

    2. Re:The Anagram is.... by Dancing+Primate · · Score: 2, Funny

      Don't be silly. There aren't enough o's in "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy".

    3. Re:The Anagram is.... by djh101010 · · Score: 1

      Good thing you came along and posted that or I would have been really embarassed.

      Same here. The possibilities were endless, anagrams being what they are and all. I was thinking something along the lines of "Red Dwarf", but it didn't have the right number of letters, or letters. Other than that it was showing promise though.

      Point? None...kind of like, well, nevermind. If I call Dr. Who pointless I'll get modded into oblivion, so I won't.

    4. Re:The Anagram is.... by Darius+Jedburgh · · Score: 5, Funny

      You've obviously missed 'Hotrod Cow' which is the latest greatest thing to come out of the UK.

    5. Re:The Anagram is.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Hopefully, they'll be able to offload all the homo-erotic crap that RTD has been trying to "insert" into DrWho of late. The captain (the main character of Torchwood) was an openly bisexual character introduced last season, so Torchwood might be a more appropriate forum for RTD's political agenda, freeing up DrWho to get back to basics without all the uncomfortable sexual baggage

    6. Re:The Anagram is.... by SquadBoy · · Score: 4, Funny

      There is no 'h' in "Doctor Who". Try again.

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    7. Re:The Anagram is.... by wren337 · · Score: 1
      Here, waste your time with this:

      Internet Anagram Server

    8. Re:The Anagram is.... by stanmann · · Score: 1
      I have to assume you are trying to be funny, or perhaps troll, either way

      There is no 'h' in "Doctor W H o". Try again.
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    9. Re:The Anagram is.... by YU+Nicks+NE+Way · · Score: 1

      I don't think I've ever heard of a BBC series called Doctor How. It is the next memeber of the Doctor Adverb sequence (Dr. Who, Dr. Why, Dr. Which, Dr. Where, etc.)?

    10. Re:The Anagram is.... by just_another_sean · · Score: 5, Funny

      "There is no 'h' in "Doctor Who". Try again.

      I don't know how to answer this. I am really struggling here. I sense no /.-esque sarcasm yet, really, can anyone really be serious with that statement. Ah, /. can be so hard on me some days. I need a nap.

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    11. Re:The Anagram is.... by Surt · · Score: 2, Funny

      Or maybe it was based on the pseudo-reality TV futuristic wood chopping show, "How To Cord".

      Or since they mentioned it would be adult, maybe it derived from "Rod To Chow"

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    12. Re:The Anagram is.... by Onan · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Okay, it's been about twenty years since I've seen any Doctor Who, so I can't comment specifically on this character, but...

      How does having a bisexual character constitute an "agenda" or "uncomfortable sexual baggage"? Isn't that just sort of a fairly realistic inclusion of the fact that actual people are sometimes gay or bisexual? In much the same way that people are sometimes female, or tall, or left-handed, and thus characters in stories sometimes also have these traits?

      Were you made similarly uncomfortable by Tom Baker's curly-haired-people agenda and baggage?

    13. Re:The Anagram is.... by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      There aren't enough Y's in Scrabble to spell out "What do you get if you multiply six by nine" either.

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    14. Re:The Anagram is.... by rishistar · · Score: 1

      I had it down as Blakes 7.

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    15. Re:The Anagram is.... by HunterZ · · Score: 1

      Yeah when I read that I thought, "Red Dwarf doesn't have a 't' in it!"

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    16. Re:The Anagram is.... by MightyMartian · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I didn't give a damn whether Captain Jack was bi, my problem was that he was like a fifth wheel, or to repeat another cliche, proof positive that three's a crowd. I don't mind having the odd repeat character, but Dr. Who has always been about the Doctor and his assistant. The Doctor and Rose are great, but Captain Jack was just sort of annoying.

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    17. Re:The Anagram is.... by wed128 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Why is there no "-1, Stupid"?

    18. Re:The Anagram is.... by mpathetiq · · Score: 1

      I think you just described the perfect post. Completely mind-boggling.

    19. Re:The Anagram is.... by elgatozorbas · · Score: 1

      You should have posted the answer in a link. Now it is spoiled for everyone. Great!

    20. Re:The Anagram is.... by foniksonik · · Score: 1

      Shouldn't it be "What do you get if you multiply six by seven" since you're responding to a post about Hitchhiker?

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    21. Re:The Anagram is.... by darkmayo · · Score: 1

      Considering all the hot women that have took a ride in the Doctors TARDUS without him getting action from them you would think he's a bit of a poof too.

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    22. Re:The Anagram is.... by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Shouldn't it be "What do you get if you multiply six by seven" since you're responding to a post about Hitchhiker?

      No.

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    23. Re:The Anagram is.... by NanoGator · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "How does having a bisexual character constitute an "agenda" or "uncomfortable sexual baggage"?"

      The same way a light hearted kiss is considered 'homo erotic'.

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    24. Re:The Anagram is.... by MenTaLguY · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Speaking as someone who's seen the series, new and old... we don't even need to bring homosexuality or bisexuality or whatever into this...

      Tom Baker's characterization didn't totally revolve around the curly hair. Captain Jack, on the other hand, had very, very few scenes that weren't heavily sexualized.

      You could forget, sometimes, that Tom Baker had curly hair. By contrast, the way Captain Jack was written, it was pretty hard to forget, even for a moment, that he was continuously randy for anything vaguely warm and moving.

      It's even more glaring given that Doctor Who has historically been a show so foreign to sex that fandom has long speculated that the main character's species reproduces asexually.

      Now, that was a writing problem too, but I would have preferred something in the middle rather than having a main character almost totally dominated by his sexuality at the expense of other aspects of his development.

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    25. Re:The Anagram is.... by hostyle · · Score: 2, Funny

      Because it would be redundant :)

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    26. Re:The Anagram is.... by ninjaadmin · · Score: 1
      Shouldn't it be "What do you get if you multiply six by seven" since you're responding to a post about Hitchhiker?

      Turn in your geek card... now.

    27. Re:The Anagram is.... by jangobongo · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The "agenda" may belong to Russell Davies who admits, "Yes, I'm a gay writer," and goes on to say, "...to get hung up on it [the fact that Jack's bisexual] is almost too sad for words, frankly."

      The problem is that people are going to get hung up on that very fact. I predict that this spin-off wouldn't do well here in the U.S.

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    28. Re:The Anagram is.... by Onan · · Score: 1

      That seems fair; if a main character really is depicted as having exactly one personality trait, that's a failure of writing, regardless of what that one trait is.

      I rather got the impression that the complaint from the person to whom I responded went beyond that, though. Few people complain about "agenda" when their real issue is just that a character is too one-dimensional.

    29. Re:The Anagram is.... by Cerv · · Score: 1

      [M]y problem was that he was like a fifth wheel, or to repeat another cliche, proof positive that three's a crowd. I don't mind having the odd repeat character, but Dr. Who has always been about the Doctor and his assistant.

      The Doctor had multiple assistants for a very large proportion of the episodes. If not the majority, then very close.

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    30. Re:The Anagram is.... by Kid+Zero · · Score: 1

      I'm trying to recall one SciFi series that has succeeded without either compelling story or some sort of frisky interpersonal behavior lately. ...

      Can't think of one. Relax and don't take it personally.

    31. Re:The Anagram is.... by th3space · · Score: 1

      Jeeze, we've got Geek Police now? I mean, the Squad was bad enough...but this is just going too damn far. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go test the limits of your power by watching Friends and calling tech support for some problem I've got with AOL. ;)

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    32. Re:The Anagram is.... by cpt+kangarooski · · Score: 1

      The Doctor has had multiple companions in the past, and it's not that unusual. In fact, I think that only the 6th and 8th Doctors have not, and the latter can be excused as he only appeared once.

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    33. Re:The Anagram is.... by justin12345 · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure if he needs to turn in his geek card. One of the times the ultimate question is revealed the character (Dent maybe? its been a while) responds: "Shouldn't it be 'What do you get if you multiply six by seven'".

      I think he's referring to that joke.

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    34. Re:The Anagram is.... by drlloyd11 · · Score: 1

      The homophobia I see sometimes on slashdot is really depressing.

      As for me, I love the new Dr Who. Alot. And never thought anyone could relplace Tom Baker until this season.
          To me Russel Davies has done a great job, as good as Ronald Moore has done with Battlestar..

    35. Re:The Anagram is.... by Nyder · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "It's even more glaring given that Doctor Who has historically been a show so foreign to sex that fandom has long speculated that the main character's species reproduces asexually."

      Really? when the female timelords can regenerate their looks at anytime? I would think that they would be having lots of sex.

      Personnally, i thought a good show would be about the son/daughter of Dr Who & Romana, with a K9 unit, searching the cosmos for his lost father. And of course, in the dr's old unreliable tardis that takes him/her everywhere but where they need to go.

      of course, the Rani & the Master would of had some offsprings so we can have some enemys (school chum rivals or something).

      But now, I guess Gallifry is no more (like that matters to a timelord, space & time, in all) so school is no more.

      dang, i still haven't watched those new dr who eps i downloaded. watched the first 4 or 5, just haven't taken the time yet for the others.

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    36. Re:The Anagram is.... by ninjaadmin · · Score: 1
      We may never know the poster's true intent... The way the post was worded, however led me to believe the poster was counting in the wrong base.

      I could be wrong... it's happened before.

    37. Re:The Anagram is.... by IAmTheDave · · Score: 1

      I have to agree with the AC (who probably posted AC to avoid the karma-killing modding I'm about to get) but there was zero reason to introduce a character and concentrate AT ALL on his sexuality aside from PC inclusion bullshit. I'm so tired of every show having to have one gay, or bisexual, or transgendersexualmanwoman character just to please the PC engine in Hollywood (or your country's local film/TV industry.)

      Queer as Folk, for instance, was a show about sexuality. So fine, having characters of differing sexual preference is expected, necessary even. Dr Who isn't - or at least, wasn't - created to break down any boundries. The character's inclusion was an afterthought by someone trying so desperately to appear progressive.

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    38. Re:The Anagram is.... by MenTaLguY · · Score: 2, Informative

      It's worth nothing that in interviews Russell T. Davies deflects criticism of his writing decisions in terms of his hope that everyone in the 52nd Century (where Jack was from) would be similarly omnisexual.

      Given that, I can't totally blame the OP for feeling that Russell has an axe to grind.

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    39. Re:The Anagram is.... by Isca · · Score: 2, Funny

      As opposed to the main Dr Who show that 95% of Americans respond "Dr WHO?" when asked...

    40. Re:The Anagram is.... by Bloater · · Score: 1

      > Shouldn't it be "What do you get if you multiply six by seven" since you're responding to a post about Hitchhiker?

      No, the primitive humanoids on Earth ware taking part in the process of finding the Question, they got as far as that when the calculations of the great computer called Earth were disturbed by the telephone sanitisers and it would never be able to find the Question.

    41. Re:The Anagram is.... by Dogtanian · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I predict that this spin-off wouldn't do well here in the U.S.

      I've said this before but... Doctor Who will *never* do well with mainstream US audiences. Period.

      They tried it in 1996 with the Fox/BBC co-production, made a number of compromises for the American market, and it still didn't do very well.

      Put simply, if it were possible to make something called "Doctor Who" that did well in America, it wouldn't be Doctor Who. The BBC seemed to realise this with the new series, and didn't try to repeat their 1996 mistake (which isn't to say it was flawless, but not for that reason).

      Doctor Who will never be more than cult in the US, and it's unlikely that Torchwood would be either, with or without openly bi and/or gay characters.

      Personally, I'm not convinced about Torchwood; I felt the Captain Jack character was symptomatic of the (intentional) cheesiness running through the new series, but I'm not a rabid Who fan, so if it's crap I'll just not bother watching it. If it's good, then... great :)

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    42. Re:The Anagram is.... by purple_cobra · · Score: 1

      Sounds like a show made for young farmers...
      I hope it isn't; I'd like to see a show where two teams compete to upgrade the engine on their cow, racing the beast to prove their engineering prowess.

    43. Re:The Anagram is.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Augh! For the sake of the children, no left handed freaks. Left handedness is a choice, and it's the wrong choice! We're sending impressionable, young, tender children the wrong message if we have movies with left handers. It's just wrong!

    44. Re:The Anagram is.... by pm_agapow · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Would you complain so loudly if the character was randy and heterosexual ...

      ... like many (if not most) mainstream sitcom characters?

    45. Re:The Anagram is.... by SquadBoy · · Score: 5, Funny

      No. I'm just an overtired idiot.

      Mod it down so that it just goes away, please.

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    46. Re:The Anagram is.... by MenTaLguY · · Score: 1

      Yes. I can't abide mainstream sitcoms.

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    47. Re:The Anagram is.... by MenTaLguY · · Score: 1

      Out of curiousity, though, why is that relevent?

      Let's assume for the moment that I would have welcomed a similar treatment of a randy heterosexual, or even (as other posters have expressed a preference for) a female bisexual...

      While it would certainly be hypocritical of me, would that hypocrisy automatically invalidate my criticism of the writing in this case?

      I think we ought to evaluate things on their own merits, rather than the preferences of their originators.

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    48. Re:The Anagram is.... by mcvos · · Score: 1

      Tom Baker's characterization didn't totally revolve around the curly hair. Captain Jack, on the other hand, had very, very few scenes that weren't heavily sexualized.

      Oh come on! Tom Baker was just as much about his curly hair as Captain Jack was about his amazing charm.

      You could forget, sometimes, that Tom Baker had curly hair.

      I certainly couldn't.

      By contrast, the way Captain Jack was written, it was pretty hard to forget, even for a moment, that he was continuously randy for anything vaguely warm and moving.

      Warm and moving? Remember that scene where he charmed those two robots? (I think they were stationary, even.)

    49. Re:The Anagram is.... by MenTaLguY · · Score: 1

      Yeah, really. Look up (for example) "time lords" loom curse in google sometime. The prevailing explanation, picked up in the novels, is that Gallifreyans are sterile because of a curse and must reproduce using a technology called "the Loom".

      That aside, your show idea doesn't sound bad. Though the "school chums" thing might be pushing it a bit.

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    50. Re:The Anagram is.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Warm and moving? Remember that scene where he charmed those two robots? (I think they were stationary, even.)

      Okay, between you you've convinced me. I'm going to rent the DVDs. Are you guys on commission or something?

    51. Re:The Anagram is.... by Dwonis · · Score: 1

      No. Read the trilogy.

    52. Re:The Anagram is.... by ianpm · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Actually, I probably would. Dr Who should be sexless. Its not about that, nor should it be. The Sci-Fi is supposed to be the core of the show. Not who is getting laid with who (no pun, really, no pun intended).

      The bisexual thing doesn't bother me at all in fact. But it does irritate me slightly that Russel T Davis is using the show to "enlighten" everyone that being gay or bisexual is fine. Of course its bloody fine, but I don't care about it in my sci-fi. Well, not in Dr Who anyway.

      I have Lexa Doig for my sci-fi sex interest ;)

    53. Re:The Anagram is.... by leoxx · · Score: 1

      I have to agree, it would be fine to have left handed people in TV shows, so long as they don't constantly refer to their left handedness, by opening doors with the wrong hand, writing on paper with the wrong hand etc. I hate it when shows that push the Left Handed Agenda basically only put Left Handed characers in to piss people off!

    54. Re:The Anagram is.... by MenTaLguY · · Score: 1

      Oh come on! Tom Baker was just as much about his curly hair as Captain Jack was about his amazing charm.

      If you say so. I don't remember very much dialogue about Tom Baker's hair, though. Nor much actual charm from Captain Jack. His only trick as a con-man seemed to be seducing people, which was kind of lame.

      Warm and moving? Remember that scene where he charmed those two robots? (I think they were stationary, even.)

      Well, yeah, he tried. He even groped one.

      They were robots, though, they didn't care. He had to shoot them with the gun he'd been hiding in his rectum.

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    55. Re:The Anagram is.... by Frogbert · · Score: 1

      What the hell?

      Honestly am I the only one who didn't notice anything bisexual about Captain Jack? Seriously is there a line somewhere in the series where he reveals it?

      I can't believe I watched every episode and never picked up on that.

    56. Re:The Anagram is.... by Denyer · · Score: 1

      fandom has long speculated that the main character's species reproduces asexually.

      Read this, it'll clear that question at least up:

      http://www.bbc.co.uk/doctorwho/classic/ebooks/lung barrow/

      (It does create as many new questions as it answers, though.)

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    57. Re:The Anagram is.... by pete23 · · Score: 1

      hey, arthur carved the letters himself - he might have fucked up the letter frequencies... :-)

    58. Re:The Anagram is.... by node+3 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You could forget, sometimes, that Tom Baker had curly hair.

      Yeah, because there are so many curly-hair-ophobes. (rolls eyes)

      Could you forget that Tuvok was black? If yes, then you have no problem. If no, then the problem is with you, not Tuvok.

      I haven't seen the show, but...

      Describe Dan Fielding from Night Court.

      Or Sam Malone from Cheers.

      Or that guy with the number from Lexx.

      Or the Fonz (or Ralph and what's-his-name for that matter).

      Now, that was a writing problem too, but I would have preferred something in the middle rather than having a main character almost totally dominated by his sexuality at the expense of other aspects of his development.

      Having not seen the show, I can't comment on whether the character works or not, but that's not the issue, the issue is about a political agenda just because a character is gay (not gay, bi-sexual).

      Oh noes! Teh gays are out to get us all!

      Whatever. I've seen Will and Grace. I've laughed. I wasn't gay before seeing the show, and I'm still not. I've seen "Top Gun" and I don't want to become a fighter pilot, I've seen Star Trek: Voyager, and I don't want to become a woman.

      If your psyche is so fragile that a gay (or bi-sexual) character makes you uncomfortable, that's your problem. Maybe you should look into fixing that, hmm? (And if you, MenTaLGuy, don't really have a problem with it, then this isn't directed at you personally).

    59. Re:The Anagram is.... by moviepig.com · · Score: 1
      I was gonna guess "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy."

      You would've been right!

      The anagram, which follows from "Thanks for all the fish" is: worth o' cod (as in "What's the...)

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    60. Re:The Anagram is.... by dave420 · · Score: 1

      It's somehow refreshing yet scary that nazis like Dr. Who... :)

    61. Re:The Anagram is.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You've obviously missed 'Hotrod Cow' which is the latest greatest thing to come out of the UK.

      I love "Hotrod Cow" -- its a real Crowd Hoot.

    62. Re:The Anagram is.... by vertinox · · Score: 1

      It's even more glaring given that Doctor Who has historically been a show so foreign to sex that fandom has long speculated that the main character's species reproduces asexually.

      Do they take in to account eating and having to go the the bathroom and various other mundane hygenic issues?

      I have yet to see a sci-fi movie/series other than Demolition man take into account bodily functions.

      But seriously, I think most TV series avoid the issue other than say South Park...

      But if you think about it then you realize that space/time travelers have basic needs too that situations may cause unique or difficult situations.

      Although, it would add a flavor a reality that most shows lack, I doubt people want to sit around and listen around to Dr. Who characters complain about constipation due to the time warp or fear of Daleks made them have an "accident" in their pants or they haven't taken a bath in weeks or they could really go for eating out or whatever various mundane daily task you can think of.

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    63. Re:The Anagram is.... by MenTaLguY · · Score: 1

      Could you forget that Tuvok was black? If yes, then you have no problem. If no, then the problem is with you, not Tuvok.

      Since you make the comparison, if the writers had chosen to put Tuvok in baggy clothes, had him speaking Vulcan ebonics and eating fried chicken and watermelon, then yes, I would have had a problem with the writing. I'd hope you would have too.

      I don't think the treatment of Captain Jack's sexuality was any less distracting or undignified.

      Having not seen the show, I can't comment on whether the character works or not, but that's not the issue,

      It's not? Shouldn't it be?

      the issue is about a political agenda just because a character is gay (not gay, bi-sexual).

      If you say so.

      And if you, MenTaLGuy, don't really have a problem with it, then this isn't directed at you personally

      If you were unsure, it might have been better to quote from and reply to the GP, rather than to me.

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    64. Re:The Anagram is.... by vertinox · · Score: 1

      If it's any consolation, someone modded your original post informative.

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    65. Re:The Anagram is.... by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1
      hey, arthur carved the letters himself

      That depends on which version you consider definitive. The original radio play established it thus:

      Trillian: Hey, that sounds better! Have you managed to make some sense of the controls?

      Ford: No, we've just stopped fiddling with them. I think this ship has a far better idea of where it's going than we do.

      Arthur: Well that sounds quite sensible to me.

      Zaphod: What do you know about it ape-man?

      Arthur: Well look! If whoever owns this ship travelled forward in time to the Restaurant at the End of the Universe, then presumably he must have programmed the ship in advance to return to the exact point he originally left. Doesn't that make sense?

      Ford: That's quite a good thought, you know. Particularly if he was anticipating having a good time. Drunk in charge of a time ship is a pretty serious offence! They tend to lock you away in some planet's stone age and tell you to evolve into a more responsible life-form.

      Trillian: So there's nothing to do but sit back and see where we turn up. So what do we do in the meantime?

      [pause]

      Arthur: I've got a pocket Scrabble set.

      Zaphod: Go play with a nut!

      Arthur: Well, if that's your attitude!
      And a nice foreshadowing of Ford and Arthur's fate to boot: stranded in the stone age of Earth!

      Or at least until DNA was asked for another 6 fits and had to both rescue Ford and Arthur and undo the death scene of Zaphod, Trillian, and Marvin.
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    66. Re:The Anagram is.... by Basehart · · Score: 1

      How do get Captain Jack from Dr Who?

    67. Re:The Anagram is.... by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1
      I have yet to see a sci-fi movie/series other than Demolition man take into account bodily functions.

      Both Babylon 5 and FireFly featured characters using the toilet. Star Trek, presumably, is set in a future where the Vulcans taught bladder control.

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    68. Re:The Anagram is.... by SquadBoy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      And you have no idea how much that cracks me up. But PLEASE mod it down.

      I should have my browser taken away if I've had less than 2 hours of sleep in the last 36. :)

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    69. Re:The Anagram is.... by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

      We may never know the poster's true intent...

      Well I can clear up mine. I referred specifically to the Scrabble scene. Those are the tiles pulled from the bag. Seven or nine, there are still not enough Y's. (DNA wasn't beyond revising the story to fit later plotlines or correct errors, such as a hand-carved Scrabble set or making a party be fancy-dress so as to hide a second head in a birdcage... or under a chin.)

      And besides, it was "Think of a number. Any number."

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    70. Re:The Anagram is.... by VelvetHelmet · · Score: 1

      Why am I laughing at this so much?

      Very funny.

    71. Re:The Anagram is.... by foniksonik · · Score: 0

      Sorry, I just don't think in base 13... and I haven't read the trilogy, barely read the first one... too dry, the movie was okay though. I much prefer something like Spider Robinson's Callahan series, or the M.Y.T.H Inc. series from the 90s... much better satire IMHO.

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    72. Re:The Anagram is.... by The+OPTiCIAN · · Score: 1

      Aah - you clown. I thought you were just being exceptionally dry. You shouldn't have posted the second post!

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    73. Re:The Anagram is.... by MenTaLguY · · Score: 1

      You have to admit, if a character were opening doors, writing on paper, and making quips about their handedness in every scene, it would get pretty tiresome.

      Even if they were left-handed.

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    74. Re:The Anagram is.... by node+3 · · Score: 1

      The whole reason this thread exists is because some guy had an issue with a so-called "political agenda". You brought up whether the character is done well or not, but that's not the issue. That's an entirely separate issue. Yes, it's a more proper issue with regards to the quality of the show, but trying to change the issue completely ignores the very real issue that this thread addresses.

      If you were unsure, it might have been better to quote from and reply to the GP, rather than to me.

      No, because the GP wasn't the one completely missing the point. I only included the caveat out of courtesy. It's poor form to use someone's good manners against them.

      Whether the character is well or poorly written or not has no bearing on whether having a gay/bi-sexual main character itself is a bad thing.

    75. Re:The Anagram is.... by Tim+Browse · · Score: 1

      No, I never noticed that either, so I'm reading all this in a slight state of bemusement.

      But then again, by the time he appeared, it had all got a bit cheesy (fart jokes, ffs), so it's fair to say I wasn't paying all that much attention by then. I liked the gas mask story, but parts of the reality/quiz tv story were pretty painful. All that "Where did you get that gun?" nonsense. It was like Carry On Up The Cybermen or something.

    76. Re:The Anagram is.... by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      I'm shallow. I only want one sidekick, and it has to be eye candy like Peri or Romanas I and II or Billie Piper.

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    77. Re:The Anagram is.... by glowworm · · Score: 1

      Ummm,

      The Doctor - Romana and K9
      The Doctor - Adric and Nyssa
      The Doctor - Adric, Tegan and Nyssa
      The Doctor - Tegan, Nyssa and Turlow

      All contiguous and the list goes on.

      There are many cases when it is more than one-on-one. The doctor frequently has more than one companion.

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    78. Re:The Anagram is.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He slaps some guy on the ass in the first WWII episode. It was odd cuz you thought he was going to pat him on the back friendly-like.

    79. Re:The Anagram is.... by Walt+Dismal · · Score: 1

      Well, since K9 was bisexual (well he had both a receptacle and an expandable snout) AND a subbie ("Yes, Mistress! Please, make me scrub the TARDIS kitchen floor!)", nothing further in the series will shock me, unless the TARDIS develops sex organs and demands to do Kyle Minogue.

    80. Re:The Anagram is.... by cpt+kangarooski · · Score: 1

      Eh, I like the second Romana, but the first was just annoying. Rose is okay, and I liked Liz and Ace. Peri was good, but the Sixth Doctor could make anything crappy.

      At any rate, so long as we don't have the annoying companions, e.g. Adric, Sarah Jane, Victoria, and K9, I'm happy. (And yes, I know about what they're doing in the next season)

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    81. Re:The Anagram is.... by 1336 · · Score: 2, Funny

      "the way Captain Jack was written, it was pretty hard to forget, even for a moment, that he was continuously randy for anything vaguely warm and moving."

      Sorry, for a second there I thought you meant "Kirk" ;)

    82. Re:The Anagram is.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > I was thinking something along the lines of "Red Dwarf"

      No, the analgrand of "Red Dwarf" is "Draw Ferd".
      Also, "Raw Ddefr" and "Wade Rrdf".
      Not to mention "Fade Wdrr" and "Frred Wad".
      Finally, "Fucking Wanker" and "Jack Thompson".

    83. Re:The Anagram is.... by Teddy+Beartuzzi · · Score: 1
      Nope, me neither. But then, I'm one of those folks who couldn't care less about orientation, agenda, etc.

      I thought the season really picked up after he was introduced, and I enjoyed the interaction of the others with his character greatly.

    84. Re:The Anagram is.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Umm, Captain Jack *is* eye candy!

    85. Re:The Anagram is.... by AGMW · · Score: 1
      How do get Captain Jack from Dr Who?

      After all the talk about the good Captain's sexuality, I suspect the answer might be ...

      A crowbar

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    86. Re:The Anagram is.... by geschild · · Score: 1

      Self-evident. The GP mistook him for: Doctor Wu!

      (But I can't find the post with the Abbott&Costello parody anywhere so if somebody would be so kind? Tia.)

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    87. Re:The Anagram is.... by drsmithy · · Score: 1
      Honestly am I the only one who didn't notice anything bisexual about Captain Jack?

      *raises hand*

      Nope, I didn't notice anything homosexual about the way he acted either (which is to say, I did notice the whole /heterosexual/ thing with Rose).

      For those who did pick up on a bisexual undercurrent, is there any particular episode I should watch again to notice it ?

    88. Re:The Anagram is.... by I_M_Noman · · Score: 1
      The GP mistook him for: Doctor Wu!
      GP mistook him for a character in a Steely Dan song?
    89. Re:The Anagram is.... by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

      For those who did pick up on a bisexual undercurrent, is there any particular episode I should watch again to notice it ?

      Uh, the one where he kisses the Doctor?

      Okay, they didn't make a big deal about it, and they didn't openly say that he (Jack, not the Doctor(!)) was bisexual at the time; but it was definitely there.

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    90. Re:The Anagram is.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually the TARDIS did develop sex organs as it became a woman for some time in the BBC books....

    91. Re:The Anagram is.... by Golias · · Score: 1

      To this day, I choose to believe that when Arthur, stuck on primitive Earth, declared "I think I shall go insane" the story of what actually happened to him ended.

      Ford did not simply pop out from behind the rocks at that very moment and praise Arthur for his sensible decision. Arthur did not learn how to fly. There was no alternative Earth, no rain god, and no sex while listening to Mark Knopfler play the guitar. The final three and a half (or so) books were entirely delusions of Arthur's broken mind.

      That might not have been the author's intent, but it works for me.

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    92. Re:The Anagram is.... by Golias · · Score: 1

      They tried it in 1996 with the Fox/BBC co-production, made a number of compromises for the American market, and it still didn't do very well.

      Many would argue that the "compromises for the American market" are the main reason why the show did not do well in America. Instead of an interesting British import, the result was a watered-down American style sci-fi/action drama.

      If they had taken all the energy they spent on making it appealing to American audiences on simply making it good, they might have had a lot more luck.

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    93. Re:The Anagram is.... by MenTaLguY · · Score: 1

      The OP proposed that Captain Jack was a poorly written insertion of a bisexual character, and that this reflected a political agenda on the part of the writer.

      In response to that, Onan admitted not having seen the show, but questioned whether the OP was mistaking their discomfort with the inclusion of a bisexual character for poor writing.

      I responded to Onan, giving my opinion (as someone who had seen the show) that the writing around Captain Jack was poor regardless of the specifics of his sexuality. Wasn't that an appropriately on-topic response?

      Someone responding to that post of mine, also admitting to never having seen the show in question, yet questioning the honesty of my assessment at length, is not being particularly courteous even if they briefly excuse themselves at the end.

      I would recommend that you watch the show and judge for yourself. In my opinion, there are writers who depict GBLT characters with dignity and respect, but Russell T. Davies is no James Baldwin.

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    94. Re:The Anagram is.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My god, perfectly well-written, rational and insightful comments languish at the whim of overbearing moderators. Yet this fool, ignorant of his own typing (and, apparently, the preview button), gets not 1 or 2, but *3* +5 moderations.

      This thread should be required reading by all new posters to Slashdot, so they have an idea of what is to come of their comments. Welcome to Slashdot.

    95. Re:The Anagram is.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One-eye candy.

      Who said that?!?!?!?! Who said that?!!!!

    96. Re:The Anagram is.... by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      I concur. The first Romana was irritating, but was definitely some of the finest eye candy to ever stride the Earth. (Did she ever stride the Earth?)

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    97. Re:The Anagram is.... by mink · · Score: 1

      "They" will never learn. Look at the sorry attempt they made at "Americanizing" Red Dwarf. "They" edited Dead Ringers for US broadcast (I hear a lot of stuff on BBC America is chainsawed).

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    98. Re:The Anagram is.... by mink · · Score: 1

      Why do you say Adric and K9 were annoying?

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  2. Adult? Not really by Red+Flayer · · Score: 4, Funny

    "BBC Announces Adult Doctor Who Spin-Off"

    And here I was hoping for some quality sci-fi T&A, a la US Spice Channel. Serves me right for RTFA, back to Seven-of-Nine for my sci-fi kitten-killing adventures.

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  3. Torchwood? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Elisabeth, come in here!"

    "Doctor it's so dark in here, where are you?"

    "Over here in the corner."

    "I can't see.."

    "I have a torch in my pocket. Come and get it. Yes.. a little to the left.. yes, there it is. That's a good girl."

    *shriek* "That's your KNOB!!"

    "No baby, that's my TORCHWOOD..heh heh heh."

    1. Re:Torchwood? by bpier · · Score: 1

      I'm usually very critical of comments like this, but this is very funny!

    2. Re:Torchwood? by ettlz · · Score: 0, Redundant

      "Is that a sonic screwdriver in your pocket or are you just pleased" etc., etc.

    3. Re:Torchwood? by Jennasaurus · · Score: 0

      heh! thats a good one! now thats what they mean when they say "adult doctor"

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    4. Re:Torchwood? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Reminds me of an old Bill Clinton joke:

      Bill Clinton is walking down a White House corridor when he sees a pretty, young female intern coming the other way.

      "Hey, would you like to see my clock?" he says.

      "Mr President!" shrieks the shocked intern.

      "No, no, no, I think your misheard" says Bill. I said "would you like to see my cLock?".

      "Oh, why, yes, of course" says the highly-embarrassed intern, blushing brightly.

      So he takes her into the oval office.

      And drops his trousers and gets out his cock.

      "Mr President! That doesn't look much like a cLock to me".

      "It will do.........once it's got two hands and a face on it".

    5. Re:Torchwood? by DasBub · · Score: 1

      But this leads to another question...

      Which Doctor would be the spookiest when saying that line?

      I vote for Pertwee. Although Colin Baker is rather unsettling.

    6. Re:Torchwood? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I tell you, that man is one smooth operator.

  4. First "Bad Wolf" post by PCM2 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Am I the only one who isn't totally sold on Russell Davies' ability as a science fiction writer? The interpersonal drama elements of the new Who were well done, but pretty much all the sci-fi was rubbish. At least two episodes ended with some kind of big beam from the sky hitting the Tardis as a way of resolving the plot. One episode had the Doctor developing some kind of force field so the Tardis wouldn't get hit by Dalek missiles (how can you get hit by a missile when your ship dematerializes to travel through both space AND time?). And when it came right down to it, the whole "Bad Wolf" plot thread was a huge letdown at the end and didn't really make any kind of sense at all. I'm hoping the second season is better, but I get the feeling that will depend on its relying more on independent writers rather than Mr. Davies himself. The two-parter with the gas mask zombies was the best one, and the direction I'd like to see them go. Try watching a bunch of Philip Hinchcliffe-era episodes starring Tom Baker and you'll see how the new series really sort of pales in comparison.

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    1. Re:First "Bad Wolf" post by Feneric · · Score: 1
      Am I the only one who isn't totally sold on Russell Davies' ability as a science fiction writer? ... And when it came right down to it, the whole "Bad Wolf" plot thread was a huge letdown at the end and didn't really make any kind of sense at all.

      Nope, I agree that the "Bad Wolf" plotline was a letdown as if anyone could have pulled what Rose did in the end then there would have been numerous "suicide manipulators" throughout the history of the series. Not well thought out. Some of the episodes were pretty good, though. While the average writing quality of Doctor Who seems to have hit its peak sometime in the '70s, I'd say the average writing quality for the current series has probably beaten out the average writing quality that the fifth, sixth, seventh, and eighth doctors had to deal with (granted, there were a couple exceptional fifth and sixth doctor stories, but we're talking about averages here).

    2. Re:First "Bad Wolf" post by ettlz · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You're not the only one. The series does need a scientific consultant (or, at least, Secretary of State for Consistency).

    3. Re:First "Bad Wolf" post by amelith · · Score: 1

      No, I think you make some reasonable points. I think they did a good job on the series overall and it was a decent attempt to update it without wrecking or throwing away the basic premise. It could certainly have been a lot worse and the look of the show benefitted from having some serious money spent on it this time round.

      However, I agree with your points about the lack of logic of some of the plots and the way they were resolved. Having said that, the original series had its share of silly and unscientific plotting.

      I thought the interpersonal drama things were overdone. If they're not careful then they risk turning it into the sort of parody seen on comedy sketch shows like Dead Ringers.

      The second series is a big opportunity. All the new viewers know the characters now and there's no need for any more "Wow, the Tardis is big" type digressions. Let's hope they come up with the goods.

      Ame

    4. Re:First "Bad Wolf" post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That was the most literal deus ex machina I've ever seen on a TV show. Terrible.

    5. Re:First "Bad Wolf" post by Darius+Jedburgh · · Score: 1
      I just watched "Pyramids on Mars" and "Talons of...". These had a great atmosphere and were fun to watch. But you ain't gonna convince me that these were science fiction. There was very little science fiction content, just a bunch of horror/science fiction cliches thrown together. On the other hand, the Empty Child/Doctor Dances had great science fiction content. And I thought Long Game and Unquiet Dead also had some good science fiction content.

      I admit, the final Bad Wolf revelation was extremely weak. Nonetheless, it was a good hook leading up to the final revelation and the web site tie ins were fun.

    6. Re:First "Bad Wolf" post by Aexia · · Score: 2, Informative

      One episode had the Doctor developing some kind of force field so the Tardis wouldn't get hit by Dalek missiles

      Using the extrapolator they picked up in Boomtown. It was a neat piece of continuity.

      (how can you get hit by a missile when your ship dematerializes to travel through both space AND time?).

      Presumably, the Daleks had developed anti-TARDIS technology in order to be a threat against the Time Lords. And in any case, the ship was only travelling through space.

      And when it came right down to it, the whole "Bad Wolf" plot thread was a huge letdown at the end and didn't really make any kind of sense at all.

      Rose interpreted the Bad Wolf messages to mean she could still go back and save the Doctor. Once Bad Wolf Rose had the time vortex running through her head, she scattered references to Bad Wolf everywhere she had been so she would get the message. Thus, Bad Wolf Rose created herself. It's a predestination paradox.

      It was intentionally a Deus Ex Machina type ending, but it wasn't without consequences. And hopefully there'll be more consequences for Rose in the 2nd series. It's too bad Faction Paradox isn't around or else they might have a new member...

    7. Re:First "Bad Wolf" post by hal2814 · · Score: 1

      If only they would bring back the Faction. The 8th Doctor writing took a STEEP turn downhill once they spun Faction Paradox off into its own series. I'd love to see them in the new series.

    8. Re:First "Bad Wolf" post by SeanTobin · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Actually, I rather enjoy the writing. As you said, the interpersonal elements are very well done. As far as any perceived problem with "some kind of big beam from the sky hitting the Tardis as a way of resolving the plot" you need to realize that that particular part isn't as important.

      Take what is quite possibly the world's greatest plot device - the Sonic Screwdriver (tm). There are many things that get in the Doctor's way. People, Daleks, the gap of the emotional understanding and motivations of the human species. Those are interesting challenges and make for good television. Opening a locked door isn't as interesting.

      The Bad Wolf plot was not a let down for me. Remember the episode where Rose saved her father and caused a temporal paradox (sorry if there is a better term, years of Star Trek have embedded that one in me.)? It showed that normally there is a limit that you can mess around with the timeline at. Again, it wouldn't be much of a show if you could just go back in time and accidently land the TARDIS on top of the creator of your greatest enemy before he creates them. What the Bad Wolf episode also showed is that those paradoxes can be resolved. What can be more dramatic than Rose desperately trying to get the TARDIS flying on what she knows may be a one-way trip to her death for the slight chance that she can do something to save "her Doctor."

      Again, simple matters of how to open a door don't make for good drama. Telling a crazed, alien-nanite infused, scared, lethal, 6-year old to go to his room in a convincing manner... Sacrificing yourself to time-eating demons to defend your (relatively) innocent companion... Flying the TARDIS into a Dalek ambush to turn certain death into a fighting chance for life... brilliant!

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    9. Re:First "Bad Wolf" post by PCM2 · · Score: 1
      And in any case, the ship was only travelling through space.
      Ah. So it must have gotten into the Dalek mothership through a window or something, yes? Maybe the side door? And that blinking light before they opened the door, that was just it turning un-invisible or something?
      Using the extrapolator they picked up in Boomtown. It was a neat piece of continuity.
      Clever writing, there. "Hey, we'll have the Doctor get a ... a... um, a Gimzagawatzit from Planet Haggamaggagepisfranchilon, and then we can write it out of the story a couple episodes later. They'll be hanging onto the edges of their seats!"

      Nah, it's just sheer laziness. Davies obviously isn't too bothered about writing a good sci-fi story. Which is fine; a lot of what passes for "good sci-fi" these days just strikes me as overlabored fanboyish garbage. But Davies' approach just seems to insult the intelligence a little bit too much, sometimes.

      As a poster above mentioned, though: Taken cumulatively, the writing of the new show is a far, far step above most of the writing on later seasons of "classic" Who. I'll agree with anyone there.

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    10. Re:First "Bad Wolf" post by TinheadNed · · Score: 1

      I'd also add that my girlfriend cried through the WHOLE LAST EPISODE.

      Twice!

    11. Re:First "Bad Wolf" post by doublem · · Score: 1

      Does that mean Russell Davies is to Dr. Who as Rick Berman is to Star Trek?

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    12. Re:First "Bad Wolf" post by MenTaLguY · · Score: 1

      Not really; Russell does okay as long as he's producing rather than writing, and the overall concepts he came up with were great. His weaknesses mainly show in his writing and character development; he is not a good sci-fi/action writer, and he displays a certain single-mindedness and mean humour when it comes to sex.

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    13. Re:First "Bad Wolf" post by PCM2 · · Score: 3, Interesting
      I just watched "Pyramids on Mars" and "Talons of...". These had a great atmosphere and were fun to watch. But you ain't gonna convince me that these were science fiction. There was very little science fiction content, just a bunch of horror/science fiction cliches thrown together.
      Ouch. Harsh, but I guess I can't really argue with you there, if your definition of science fiction requires actual "science." (Except for Talons, maybe ... that little homonculous with the brain of pig sounded particularly nasty.)

      Is Quatermass not sci-fi, then? Because that's what a lot of the Tom Baker and Pertwee era Whos seemed to be modeling themselves after. There were some rockets in the Quatermass stories, granted, and some theorizing, but not a lot of science, really.

      Anyway, what's interesting is that I seem to remember early interviews in which Davies was quoted as saying he thought Doctor Who worked best as a horror show. Can't find them now, though.

      On the other hand, the Empty Child/Doctor Dances had great science fiction content. And I thought Long Game and Unquiet Dead also had some good science fiction content.
      "Empty Child/Doctor Dances" was clearly my favorite. "Long Game" had some good content, but again it was one of two out of a total of just thirteen episodes in which the plot was resolved by yet another cheap sci-fi plot device -- blowing up the big, unintelligible blob-monster at the end. (Historically, the Doctor hasn't really confronted all that many blob-monsters in the past.) "Unquiet Dead," similarly, had a glowing alien energy-being at the end. I mean, come on -- compare that to, say, "Seeds of Doom" or "Robot," where the stakes were raised as the plot progressed. By comparison, a stationary monster in a cellar (or top floor, whatever) just isn't that dramatic.

      To me, that's one of the natural necessities of action or suspense drama: raising the stakes. But Russell seems so enamored of his characters that he never bothers to do it. There's something wrong at the beginning of the episode but we know that, by the end, the Doctor will figure it out and right it. You seldom get the impression that the Doctor or Rose are in any kind of danger, with the possible exception of the cliffhanger episodes ("Empty Child," again, being the most effective). But the cliffhangers get resolved in the first minute of the next episode in such a lame way that if they keep it up, nobody's going to pay attention to those either. I mean, come on -- "Haha, doesn't work on me after all, I'm an alien"? Fine then, time for me to head to the refrigerator to make a snack...

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    14. Re:First "Bad Wolf" post by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Ah. So it must have gotten into the Dalek mothership through a window or something, yes? Maybe the side door? And that blinking light before they opened the door, that was just it turning un-invisible or something?

      Slipped into another dimension (the 'D' in tardis)... that's how it goes through things normally - It doesn't *have* to travel in time to do this.

      Also, I'd be surprised if the daleks didn't have dimensional/time shifting missiles by this stage, since they've managed to defeat the time lords (by a mechanism as yet unexplained... I'd expect a time travelling species to be pretty much indestructible under normal circumstances).

    15. Re:First "Bad Wolf" post by Neop2Lemus · · Score: 1
      Finally, another voice of reason:-) The guy I know over here who watched the series simultaineously with me simply stopped watching it, it just doesn't cut it even though it should.

      That Bad Wolf ending was horrible and pathetic. Bringing in a super-powered human to solve all the problems is a pathetic and amateurish stunt which never works. The whole thing was just such a let-down from Weakest link onwards...

      Best WWII Zombies, but I also though The Long Game and Dalek were worth watching; the rest: rubbish.

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    16. Re:First "Bad Wolf" post by AkaXakA · · Score: 1

      You're not the only one. I, for one, am sick of Russell Davies' way of breaking everything down into cheesy plotblobs...bleh!

    17. Re:First "Bad Wolf" post by Darius+Jedburgh · · Score: 1
      I think Dr Who has never been quite perfect. I agree with your complaints about plot development in the new episodes - but I derived such pleasure from them in other ways that I let that pass. I found the new episodes funny, the interaction between Dr Who and Rose was entertaining, they occasionally conjured up a great atmosphere (Unquiet Dead, Empty Child).

      I'm inclined to agree that Dr Who does work best as horror - after all, we all talk about our time behind the sofa as kids. The only thing I didn't like was the Slitheen - the fart jokes were just too much silliness for my taste.

      I often found myself thinking "I wish they'd have let me rewrite that bit of the plot so it made more sense..." but I think that in all science fiction I watch (except, maybe, for Primer, but that's only because I can't actually figure out if it needs rewriting).

      I think Unquiet Dead was very classic Dr Who - I could easily imagine that as a Tom Baker episode, say. I think the Empty Child was one of the best Dr Who stories ever, better than almost all of the classic episodes considered good. (I also like Coupling a lot, Steve Moffatt is certainly a versatile writer and he proves that a writer who made his name writing about relationships can also do science fiction.)

      Enough rambling...

    18. Re:First "Bad Wolf" post by aidan+skinner · · Score: 1

      (by a mechanism as yet unexplained... I'd expect a time travelling species to be pretty much indestructible under normal circumstances). Daleks can also travel in time. Hence it being a 'Time War'. Imagine the ending of the second Bill and Ted film - "We set up the key, and we set up the gun" - but with facistic death crazed pepper pots. - Aidan (Staaaaatiiooon)

    19. Re:First "Bad Wolf" post by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1
      The Daleks have had some kind of time travel technology throughout the series, however it has always been primitive compered to that of the Time Lords.

      Knowing nothing about the Time War at all, I would speculate that the Daleks stood a chance largely through superior numbers. The Time Lords were hugely outnumbered - the Daleks owned most of the known universe, while the Time Lords had a single planet. It's not unreasonable to assume that the Daleks could field an armada for every Time Lord. Secondly, the Daleks actually cared. To a Dalek, total domination of the universe is a key psychological and even genetic drive. Their creator believed that co-operation between races was impossible (a reasonable assumption, given that he grew up during a war between members of the same race) and so the only way for a species to guarantee its own survival was to become the dominant species in the galaxy. In contrast, the Time Lords just wanted to be left alone to study the universe.

      And technically, the Daleks lost the war, since The Doctor survived, while they didn't (until the last episode, and then the all died). Note that the Time Lords were not invulnerable - The Doctor sabotaged their shields and allowed them to be invaded in The Invasion of Time - they are just highly technologically advanced. They restrict time travel technology very strictly.

      One other dangling thread, by the way, is whether it was the Pro- or Anti-Davros Dalek faction, or both, that was involved with the Time War, since we saw the Pro-Davros faction more or less eliminated (although Davros himself escaped).

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    20. Re:First "Bad Wolf" post by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1
      Again, it wouldn't be much of a show if you could just go back in time and accidently land the TARDIS on top of the creator of your greatest enemy before he creates them

      Actually, they did. Admittedly it was a Time Ring, not the TARDIS, but it did happen (Genesis of the Daleks - my favourite episode). The Doctor holds a switch in his hands that will completely eradicate the Daleks, and refuses to use it since he believes that the good done in creating the united opposition to the Daleks outweighs the evil the Daleks do themselves. This provides a nice counterpoint to Davros, who is willing to kill everyone so that his creations will eventually emerge victorious.

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    21. Re:First "Bad Wolf" post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hrrr. Mmm. M'kay.

      You've never actually SEEN any other episodes of Dr. Who, have you. Trust me, the sci-fi in ALL of them back to the beginning was rubbish.

    22. Re:First "Bad Wolf" post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ditto. I quit watching the series just after half way through. It was annoying me too much.

      The entire series is one big plot hole. It doesn't even pretend to try to make sense. Yeah, some episodes were "OK", and in fact some bits were great (the gas mask kids... spooky) but the more you think about some of them the more the cracks seem to show. And it reminded me way too much of fan-fiction. Characterisation is more than a bit off, the Doctor's as thick as a can of Spam throughout, and bellicose in a sulky-teenage sort of way. Captain Jack is a cardboard cut-out. Adam - what was that about? Whatever. Worse, in some eps, such as "Dalek"; Rose seems to have been written with Mary Sue in mind, which is the sort of thing that Russell T probably thinks is style.

      This from a person who owns about half the original series on video, and pretty much every novel apart from the Target ones and the New BBC Dumbed Down For The Kids Overpriced Hardback Editions (TM). But like Russell T Davies says, he wasn't writing for the fans, because the fans would watch it anyway.

    23. Re:First "Bad Wolf" post by timbo234 · · Score: 1

      I agree. There were far too many "god in the machine"-type endings and on the whole the 'science-fiction' would only really fit in a kid's TV show. Its definately not like the 'hard' sci-fi you get from a show like star-trek, where although its far-fetched its at least consistent and remotely realistic. Having said that though the books involving the 7th and 8th Doctors written after the show was cancelled were really quite good.

      I guess the the point I'm trying to make is read the 'novelisations' of the TV episodes of the 1st-7th Doctors. Now read the non-TV novels written for the 7th and 8th Doctors, the former read more like childrens books while the latter are proper sci-fi novels. I think the current TV series definately fits into the former, just like the previous TV series. Not saying this is necessarily a bad thing - it may just be part of the limitations of trying to make Sci-fi fit in a 1 hour TV series rather than a 200-300 page novel.

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    24. Re:First "Bad Wolf" post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That Mary Sue page is brilliant, but perhaps it is Jack who is Russell's Mary Sue? I mean he gets to kiss the doctor and all that....

    25. Re:First "Bad Wolf" post by NoMaster · · Score: 1
      The Doctor holds a switch in his hands that will completely eradicate the Daleks, and refuses to use it since he believes that the good done in creating the united opposition to the Daleks outweighs the evil the Daleks do themselves.
      From memory, in that storyline doesn't he end up blowing them up anyway? Admittedly, by then the explosives have been mis-aligned by the immature daleks so the end result is that their development is merely delayed, not stopped - but after his pontificating and indecision, all it took for him to change his mind was being choked half to death by some green bubblewrap ;-)

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    26. Re:First "Bad Wolf" post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The page does suggest that you can have more than one Mary Sue per production: Thre are even actual canon Mary Sues, though that gets hard to judge because they are canon. Good examples include [...] Anne Rice's, well, anyone...

      To be honest, Rose comes to mind at once because of the interaction between Rose, Adam and the Doctor in "The Long Game", or the interaction between Rose, the Doctor and Mickey in "Aliens of London", et cetera. The Doctor's "I'm jealous" impression, basically.

      Jack's certainly got a few Mary Sue characteristics to him too, but Rose is just (to me) too obvious for words. Under the gloss, "Dalek" especially reads like fanfiction. All that angst ("what use are emotions if you will not save the woman you love?"), and implications so cute you're gulping back the vomit. The Dalek just doesn't quite get round to killing Rose... instead, Rose's DNA poisons the Dalek with an attack of terminal cute. Now that's a Mary Sue.

    27. Re:First "Bad Wolf" post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a bit of a shame that we've gone full circle, though (not an intentional episode title pun).

      I was rather enjoying the NAs/MAs, Virgin and BBC both. It was a rather nice experience occasionally picking up something with Doctor Who branding, when it wouldn't actively embarrass you to be seen reading it. It's disappointing that apparently the revival of the show on the BBC required going right back to the Terrance Dicks era. Nice chap, but...

      There were occasional episodes of original Doctor Who that had sci-fi value, at least as much as Quatermass did, but from my perspective, when it succeeded it was mostly on its value as horror or social commentary. Trek also tends towards social commentary, but I'd agree that it had more sci-fi moments than Doctor Who.

    28. Re:First "Bad Wolf" post by mockchoi · · Score: 1

      MASTER: "Say hello to the spikes of doom!"

      DOCTOR: "Say hello to the sofa of reasonable comfort"

    29. Re:First "Bad Wolf" post by mink · · Score: 1

      "All the new viewers know the characters now and there's no need for any more "Wow, the Tardis is big" type digressions."

      Any time they ave a person enter it for the first time they will have to do that, unless the haracter is from a technology level that makes it unimpressive.

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  5. Maybe he's trisexual. by CyricZ · · Score: 1, Funny

    I think he might be trisexual. Indeed, someday they might run across an alien race where there are three sexes. And this fellow would most likely want to perform some sort of intercourse with each gender. Thus he would become a trisexual.

    In any case, that is a pretty adult issue to deal with. I mean, society as a whole struggles today with the idea of homosexuality, let alone bisexuality. Toss trisexuality into the mix and we're in a different cricket field.

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    1. Re:Maybe he's trisexual. by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 1

      "I think he might be trisexual."

      Well, some people will try anything once.

    2. Re:Maybe he's trisexual. by adavies42 · · Score: 1

      Certainly--he'll try anything sexual!

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    3. Re:Maybe he's trisexual. by cyborg_zx · · Score: 1

      Indeed, someday they might run across an alien race where there are three sexes.

      /me thinks Alien Nation.

    4. Re:Maybe he's trisexual. by BobVila · · Score: 1

      ...or a try-sexual, because he will try anything.

    5. Re:Maybe he's trisexual. by SteveAyre · · Score: 1

      Omnisexual (has sex with anything in sight...)

    6. Re:Maybe he's trisexual. by Midnight+Thunder · · Score: 1

      If there's a race that trisexual, then there probably aren't any geeks. I mean its hard enough getting one partner, but 3!? Geeks would have died out and this race would be without technology. Then again are morphic beings omnisexual?

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    7. Re:Maybe he's trisexual. by Creepy · · Score: 1

      You could modify the plot a bit - how about a transsexual from the planet Transylvania? It probably wouldn't survive as a series - maybe turn it into a movie musical. You could cast Susan Sarandon as Janet and Barry Bostwick as Brad... Hmm... and how about Frank-N-Furter instead of Who?

  6. "adult" version? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What male needs a refractory period when you've got a TARDIS?

  7. This Life by nickos · · Score: 1

    Strange to hear it compare to This Life. I hope it is though, that series was so cool!

  8. Phew! For a moment there... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...I thought we'd be watching Hot Rod Cow.

    1. Re:Phew! For a moment there... by metamatic · · Score: 1

      There's also the option of future series called "Hoot Crowd" or "How Cod Rot".

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  9. I wish I was present when they pitched this.. by Elphin · · Score: 4, Funny

    "OK, lay it on us, what's your idea?"

    "well, there's this bisexual time-travelling conman...."

    (awkward silence)

    "...and that's it!"

    "Brilliant! Here's a bag of moneys!"

  10. Ugh... by MudButt · · Score: 5, Funny


    will feature Captain Jack, the bisexual time-travelling conman

    Just when you thought British TV couldn't get any worse...

    1. Re:Ugh... by CyricZ · · Score: 1

      Actually, the ability to make shows concerning such topics is one of the best things about British TV. The results may not be great, but I'd have to say that British TV is far superior to American TV. British TV will deal with subjects that American TV cannot touch. Perhaps that's because many Americans have a far more extreme sense of religion than most Brits. Networks cannot air shows that may offend viewers, and thus decrease their ad reach. Topics such as bisexuality throw many a Christian into a tizzy.

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    2. Re:Ugh... by adavies42 · · Score: 1

      Case in point: HEX, one of the best shows I've seen in years. Anyone else here watch it?

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    3. Re:Ugh... by MudButt · · Score: 2, Insightful

      British TV will deal with subjects that American TV cannot touch

      - Will & Grace
      - Queer Eye
      - Queer As Folk
      - Ellen
      - Pretty much all of Bravo
      I think American TV has pretty much smashed the closet door wide open...

      Actually, my point has nothing to do with religion, Christianity, morality, or anything of the sort. It has to do with the fact that the premise is retarded. Simple as that. I'd say the same thing if he were a "womanizing, time traveling con man" or "bubblegum loving, time traveling conman".

    4. Re:Ugh... by generic-man · · Score: 1

      Fox inserts "Viewer discretion is advised" in front of every show in their prime-time line-up, and they air plenty of controversial stuff. "Will & Grace" on NBC has been running for years and includes many gay characters. "Law & Order: Special Victims Unit" deals with all sorts of sexual deviants.

      You can't show boobs or use profanity on network TV, but you can still discuss certain subjects in prime time and attract millions of viewers.

      Premium networks like HBO and Cinemax can show whatever they like and happily show R-rated or more explicit programs. Christians are free to not watch them.

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    5. Re:Ugh... by stmr · · Score: 0, Troll

      TV IS getting even worst. They don't feature perverted weirdos enough it seems... >_>

      I fear that in the next 50 years we'll have people shagging farm animals on TV shows. So much for evolution...

    6. Re:Ugh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Topics such as bisexuality throw many a Christian into a tizzy.

      Bullshit.
      If it was a bi-female there'd be no problem at all. The thought of dr who with a dude makes me wanna vomit.
      Double standard? Sure, but who gives a shit? Bi-chicks rock!

    7. Re:Ugh... by schon · · Score: 1

      You can't show boobs or use profanity on network TV, but you can still discuss certain subjects in prime time

      Ooohhh... Discussion.. that's so saucy! My goodness, how can you show people talking about things! I'm quite sure I'd be overcome and faint if I ever saw something like that!

      Premium networks like HBO and Cinemax can show whatever they like and happily show R-rated or more explicit programs.

      Try visiting another country sometime, you might be shocked. It doesn't even have to be very far - Canada would probably suffice (and we're pretty tame compared to some European stuff I've seen).

      Unedited versions of "Sex and the City" show regularly on network TV in Canada - it's pretty easy to find full-frontal nudity (not just boobs) any night of the week.

      I remember when Pete Townsend said "fuck" a few times on a daytime TV talk show, and nobody really cared (except the Americans living near the border, who called the CBC to complain.)

    8. Re:Ugh... by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

      Perhaps that's because many Americans have a far more extreme sense of religion than most Brits.

      Makes you wonder why we left.

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    9. Re:Ugh... by Golias · · Score: 1

      Actually, the ability to make shows concerning such topics is one of the best things about British TV. The results may not be great, but I'd have to say that British TV is far superior to American TV. British TV will deal with subjects that American TV cannot touch. Perhaps that's because many Americans have a far more extreme sense of religion than most Brits. Networks cannot air shows that may offend viewers, and thus decrease their ad reach. Topics such as bisexuality throw many a Christian into a tizzy.

      Are you implying that Americans are offended by time travelers?

      Because American TV is currently packed to the gills with gay characters, and they are portrayed sympathetically almost without exception.

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    10. Re:Ugh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Blah, blah, blah. Anyone who makes comments like the parent post has clearly never lived in both countries for any significant period of time.

      The good TV crosses the ocean in both directions. The US doesn't get the mediocre British programming and the same works in reverse because there's no impetus to import mediocre products. Having lived in both the US and the UK for many years I can say there is a tremendous amount of dreck on all in both countries.

      By the way, to say "group A is inherently really good at X while group B is inherently really bad" is elitist / racist / sexist / nationalistic depending on how you are defining your groups. At any rate, it is not critical thinking.

      I'll finish by pointing out that the statement "many Americans have a far more extreme sense of religion than most Brits" is empty rhetoric as proven by the following statements which are all equally true:

      • many Brits have a far more extreme sense of religion than most Brits
      • many Brits have a far more extreme sense of religion than most Americans
      • many Americans have a far more extreme sense of religion than most Americans

      In case anyone is confused at this point, the problem with the statements above hinges on the fuzzy definition of the word "many".

    11. Re:Ugh... by InsaneGeek · · Score: 2, Informative

      It's a common misconception, but you can use profanity or show a boob on network TV, as long as it's after 10pm. NYPD Blue uses profanity and shows nudity quite often (not full on gyno graphic shots, but nude). Why SuperBowl was a big thing was that it happened before 10pm and that it wasn't classified properly so parents & V-chips wouldn't know of the content ahead of time.

      And here's the FCC rule

      47 C.F.R. 73.3999:
      (b) No licensee of a radio or television broadcast station shall broadcast on any day between 6 a.m. and 10 p.m. any material which is indecent.

    12. Re:Ugh... by CyricZ · · Score: 1

      Indeed, as you admit, they don't treat the homosexuals or bisexuals as people. They consider them criminal deviants, as in the CSI example you mentioned. If anything, in that case the networks are using the hatred of homosexuality that a lot of Christian America has to boost their ratings.

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    13. Re:Ugh... by generic-man · · Score: 1

      I heard that on German TV, they used hidden cameras to film whatever it was that crawled into your panties and twisted them into a bind.

      "American TV" includes over-the-air networks, on which you can show movies of substantial artistic merit, uncut, with swear words and everything (another example: "Schindler's List" aired uncut on NBC in 1997, including a scene with a naked boob!!); cable networks, on which you can show anything you want (like South Park's "we can say 'shit'" episode); and premium cable networks, which differ from regular cable networks only in their higher monthly fee and lack of advertisements.

      I've visited other countries, but I didn't spend my time abroad ogling boobies on television.

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    14. Re:Ugh... by generic-man · · Score: 1

      I think you're imagining things. I never mentioned CSI. I did mention "Law & Order: SVU," a show which does not promote "hatred of homosexuality." Since you can't even distinguish between the two shows, I'm going to assume that you have never seen "SVU" (or "Will & Grace," which treats homosexuals as protagonists) and that I've just been trolled. Nice one.

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    15. Re:Ugh... by generic-man · · Score: 1

      (Score: -1, Does not promote smug European disdain for American television)

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    16. Re:Ugh... by CyricZ · · Score: 1

      CSI, Law & Order. They're basically the same.

      And really, watch Will & Grace for what it is. Just because the homosexuals in it aren't portrayed as depraved criminals, as they on CSI and Law & Order, it doesn't mean that their portrayal is any more realistic.

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    17. Re:Ugh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      I fear that in the next 50 years we'll have people shagging farm animals on TV shows.


      I take it you didn't hear about this, then?

      Five is heading for a new storm over dumbed down reality TV shows after screening its most controversial broadcast yet in which David Beckham's alleged lover was shown masturbating a pig.
      [snip]
      Having completed her task, Loos told her fellow contestants: "My arms are aching! It lasts for about 10 minutes and he starts thrusting really hard and then I grip!"

      Fellow farm hand Debbie McGee told her: "You must do it really well."

    18. Re:Ugh... by Snaller · · Score: 1

      I think American TV has pretty much smashed the closet door wide open

      You are just talking about one aspect.

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    19. Re:Ugh... by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 1

      Watched a couple of episodes of the last series and really didn't understand it. AFAIK 2 lesbian witches, one of whom is actually dead (although I'm not sure about that).

      I expect it's one of those things you've got to watch from the start.

    20. Re:Ugh... by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 1

      I remember when Linux Journal did a python article. They highlighted it on the front page with a guy from Monty Python sat playing the piano, naked (you couldn't see anything but his back... this stuff was produced in the 70's).

      The next issue the letters page was full of outraged americans screaming about 'pornography'. Funniest letters page I ever read...

      Then there was the 'oh my god we say a 1/100th/second view of Janet Jackson's tits! The world is ending!!' episode, which had most of the *world* rolling on the floor laughing...

    21. Re:Ugh... by stmr · · Score: 1

      O_o

      Sick.

    22. Re:Ugh... by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 2, Funny

      any material which is indecent.

      Define 'indecent'.

      Breasts are not indecent. Kissing (even gay kissing - we broadcast that on childrens TV here..) isn't indecent. Even a bit of groping isn't indecent... all of these things you're going to see *anyway* if you leave your church and look outside for a bit.

      Hot monkey sex with multple partners.. that might be described as indecent.

      Especially if one of them is Steve Ballmer.

    23. Re:Ugh... by sanosuke76 · · Score: 1

      And it'll be reality TV, too. "Let's see how long these rednecks can resist it when we take them to the sheep farm right after shearing time!"

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    24. Re:Ugh... by stmr · · Score: 1

      yeehaw!!!

      It's just that we're not used to it that's all. lol

    25. Re:Ugh... by adavies42 · · Score: 1

      Sorta. The dead one is a lesbian, and has/had a huge crush on the live one, who isn't (at least according to herself).

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    26. Re:Ugh... by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

      The US doesn't get the mediocre British programming and the same works in reverse because there's no impetus to import mediocre products. Having lived in both the US and the UK for many years I can say there is a tremendous amount of dreck on all in both countries.

      Pretty much sums it up. I'm convinced that if you showed the Americans who say "All British TV is great compared to our American crap" some of the more run-of-the-mill British programmes, they'd soon change their minds.

      Not that I'm saying that I'd like British TV run like the American system, but... it's not all great.

      And more is not better; the thing that strikes me about Freeview (free-to-air digital terrestrial TV, BBC and commercial channels) is how many repeats of how many mediocre programmes there are; even BBC Three and Four repeat stuff to levels they wouldn't get away with on One and Two. I disconnnected the digibox at one stage because I got so bored of it...

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    27. Re:Ugh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good point.

    28. Re:Ugh... by schon · · Score: 1

      "American TV" includes over-the-air networks

      Wow, you're so advanced. Is it like WiFi? I'm sure nobody else has discovered that wondrous technology!

      "Schindler's List" aired uncut on NBC in 1997, including a scene with a naked boob!!

      Yeah, but last year when they showed a nipple on TV, your entire country seemed suffer a grand mal.

      The things you seem to find so special happen on a regular basis in more enlightened countries.

      I've visited other countries, but I didn't spend my time abroad ogling boobies on television.

      Obviously.

    29. Re:Ugh... by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1
      'oh my god we say a 1/100th/second view of Janet Jackson's tits! The world is ending!!'

      I think seeing 1/100th of a second of anything at 30 frames per second is quite remarkable, even if it isn't a sign of revelations coming to pass.

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    30. Re:Ugh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      47 C.F.R. 73.3999:
      (b) No licensee of a radio or television broadcast station shall broadcast on any day between 6 a.m. and 10 p.m. any material which is indecent.

      ... uhm .... does Jerry Springer know about this?

    31. Re:Ugh... by Damek · · Score: 0, Troll
      will feature Captain Jack, the bisexual time-travelling conman

      Just when you thought British TV couldn't get any worse...

      ...this from somebody named "MudButt" ...

    32. Re:Ugh... by generic-man · · Score: 1

      Dear sir.

      Based on your Slashdot comments, I have moved to Canada. Thank you. It is nice up here. I like the boobies on TV and the health care. You have changed my life.

      Sincerely,
      Jason

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    33. Re:Ugh... by UserGoogol · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but they're gay. The BBC is the only network brave enough to show to the world that bisexuals exist. If it were up to NBC, it'd be all ass-sex, all the time. Waves and waves of boy-on-boy action the likes of which the world has never seen. An eternal downpour of cock! A bacchanalian manfest of epic proportions! A continous flow of impassionate virile machismo! In a word, it would be a mess. Semen all over the place.

      But the BBC is able to set aside all that and say that no, some people are attracted to women.

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    34. Re:Ugh... by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

      Five is heading for a new storm over dumbed down reality TV shows after screening its most controversial broadcast yet in which David Beckham's alleged lover was shown masturbating a pig.

      Is Wayne Rooney really that desparate to appear on TV?

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    35. Re:Ugh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmm.. I recently kissed a girl in church... what do you say then?

    36. Re:Ugh... by Golias · · Score: 1

      Well said.

      We must remember that, while British television has put out a lot of great programs, they also invented the vast majority of really shitty "reality shows" that currently pollute the US airwaves.

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    37. Re:Ugh... by Damek · · Score: 1

      hee hee - I got a troll rating! But come on: "bisexual" ... "mudbutt" ... did you just not get it?

  11. Oh, this ought to be exciting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'ma gonna have to give up watching paint dry to see this enthralling bit of exicting english sci-fi.

  12. 'Scorchwood' title was deemed inappropriate by digitaldc · · Score: 1

    Due to the irritating connotation it invoked, the old title 'Scorchwood' was dumped. Several people were asked about their feelings about the old series and the new spinoff, their responses were typically something like, 'Dr. What?'

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    1. Re:'Scorchwood' title was deemed inappropriate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now that's funny!

      I distinctly remember one scene where a character didn't catch his name:

      "..and you are Doctor Who?"

      "Quite!"

  13. Re:Adult? Not really by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thought the same thing when I read the headline. If everyone started going that way with SciFi, the Asgard and Replicators would provide some interesting adventures on SG-1.

  14. Uhhhh yeah... by l0ungeb0y · · Score: 4, Funny

    So... BBC is going to do an "Adult" show called "Touchwood" with some bi-sexual Captain, his K9 and Company... ....

    And this is somehow NOT one of the signs of the Apocalypse.

    Very well then.

    1. Re:Uhhhh yeah... by tktk · · Score: 1
      And this is somehow NOT one of the signs of the Apocalypse.

      No, this is just a precusor.

      The real sign will be when Torchwood becomes a major hit and runs for 15 seasons.

      I'll be out buying the DVDs while the seas turn into blood.

    2. Re:Uhhhh yeah... by A_Non_Moose · · Score: 1

      So... BBC is going to do an "Adult" show called "Touchwood" with some bi-sexual Captain, his K9 and Company...

      And no one has added:

      (K9 voice)

      Yes, master/mistress (pause) Bow-chicka-bow-wow

      (/K9 voice)

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  15. Who meets Are You Being Served? by whovian · · Score: 4, Funny

    Jack: I'm measuring the Tardis for The Doctor for a block transfer computation. Would you give me a leg up, Mr. Humphries?

    Mr Humpries: Why, YES, I'd be delighted!

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    1. Re:Who meets Are You Being Served? by CyricZ · · Score: 1

      Tish tosh! Your cunning application of Mr. Humphries to this series is trippidaisical!

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    2. Re:Who meets Are You Being Served? by Elphin · · Score: 2, Funny

      It would never work, the temptation to insert a line about K9 sniffing Mrs Slocombe's pussy would be too great.

  16. Or, DNA by Luyseyal · · Score: 1

    Not to mention the Douglas Adams episodes...
    -l

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    1. Re:Or, DNA by PCM2 · · Score: 1

      Actually, not a big fan. Heresy, I know. I have fond memories of them, because I saw them as a wee child, but I don't really rate them that highly.

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    2. Re:Or, DNA by Luyseyal · · Score: 1

      /me all about the one-liners and silliness
      -l

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  17. Re:Adult? Not really by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Great -- a time-traveling buggerer. Only from British minds could such a thing come into existence.

  18. Captain Jack? by CashCarSTAR · · Score: 1

    Am I the only one who thinks DDR?

    1. Re:Captain Jack? by WiKKeSH · · Score: 1

      /me sings

      Only yoooouu

    2. Re:Captain Jack? by mink · · Score: 1

      "But captain Jack will get you high tonight" is what keeps popping into my mind, and thats AFAIK not been used in DDR yet.

      --
      Well I've wrestled with reality for thirty five years doctor, and I'm happy to say I finally won out over it.
  19. anagram of a popular British sci-fi series by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    The title is an anagram of a popular British sci-fi series, by the way.

    Choowd Rot was one of my favourites!

  20. Re:Adult? Not really by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    thought the same thing when I read the headline. If everyone started going that way with SciFi, the Asgard and Replicators would provide some interesting adventures on SG-1.

    Yes, I can see it now...the Assguard and the Penetrators on Shaggate-1

  21. End this ambivalence! by ettlz · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The new series was good, but plagued with ambivalence. On the one hand, the Doctor makes jokes and the soundtrack plays the occasional circus melodies. On the other, he's a dark, damaged bugger of a Timelord (who may or may not have designs on his impressionable young companion), there are scenes of torure, talk of prostitutes... I for one welcome our grown-up over— no, Timelords. Now let's get rid of the pretence that this is some children's show and make it something challenging and credible*.

    *Yes, I know this is fiction, but I think you catch my drift.

    1. Re:End this ambivalence! by MightyMartian · · Score: 1
      The new series was good, but plagued with ambivalence. On the one hand, the Doctor makes jokes and the soundtrack plays the occasional circus melodies. On the other, he's a dark, damaged bugger of a Timelord (who may or may not have designs on his impressionable young companion), there are scenes of torure, talk of prostitutes... I for one welcome our grown-up over-- no, Timelords. Now let's get rid of the pretence that this is some children's show and make it something challenging and credible*.

      That's what UPN and those twerps Berman and Braga had in mind for Star Trek, and look at the hideous pile of crap-in-the-toilet-ola we got.

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    2. Re:End this ambivalence! by orac2 · · Score: 1

      Dr. Who was created as something more than just for kids, and appealed to adult and child audiences for many years. Its later decline can be traced back to when the BBC started thinking of it a just a children's program, not a show for the entire family, which the 2005 series restored it to being.

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      "Just once, I'd like to meet an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets." -- The Brigadier, Dr. Who
    3. Re:End this ambivalence! by slim · · Score: 1

      The new series was good, but plagued with ambivalence. On the one hand, the Doctor makes jokes and the soundtrack plays the occasional circus melodies. On the other, he's a dark, damaged bugger of a Timelord (who may or may not have designs on his impressionable young companion), there are scenes of torure, talk of prostitutes...

      I agree with your assessment, but I see it as a blessing not a curse.

      Ambivalence and ambiguity were the show's great strengths -- art, like life, needn't be black and white.

      That heady mixture of the light and dark is also what made the last series of Doctor Who such a great return to real Saturday afternoon family viewing. There were laughs and scares for the kids and idiots, and usually something subtler for intelligent adults. Brilliant.

  22. Another, even more adult take on popular sci-fi... by Chromodromic · · Score: 1

    Adult. That's almost funny, because all it really means is possibly more graphic violence and a big step-up on sexual innuendo, both probably offered, in most situations, as a substitute for more creative, thoughtful writing.

    So ...

    Don't miss "Hex Filets"

    It's a cross between The X-Files and Friends, and it will feature Jack from "Will and Grace" the homosexual madcap who, in this incarnation, stars as a Java programmer. Here's an excerpt:

    Moldwad: Hey, Skilly, I'll bet you I can keep it up all night.

    Skilly: I doubt it.

        Enter Jack.

    Jack: Hey, Moldwad -- WHOA! Decided to open up a SEX file, huh!?

        * Run laugh track *

    Yeah. I can't wait for either show. The anticipation is just, you know, unbearable.

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    Chr0m0Dr0m!C
  23. Queer as Folk by Aexia · · Score: 4, Informative

    Queer As Folk

    You realize that was originally a British series... and as it happens, created by Mr. Davies...

    1. Re:Queer as Folk by MudButt · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You realize that was originally a British series... and as it happens, created by Mr. Davies...

      Sure, but my point is that it airs without issue in the U.S.

    2. Re:Queer as Folk by Aexia · · Score: 1

      It airs without issue on a premium channel.

  24. GREAT Britain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh, wonderful. More homosexuals on the telly. Will they all be sipping fine wines and typing the great British novel on their Macintoshes? Or will they be leather-and-chain-wearing animals haunting the local "gay" bathhouse for lots of anonymous and unprotected sex?

    If homosexuals are "just like the rest of us", how come they aren't?

    1. Re:GREAT Britain by thousandinone · · Score: 0

      >>If homosexuals are "just like the rest of us", how come they aren't? Because it's the examples of the stereotypes that get all the media coverage. I'd wager if the average heterosexual guy could go to a local "straight" bathhouse for "lots of anonymous sex", he'd probably go for it, and if not, he'd at least consider it. It's not the norm because it's generally not an option. As for the unprotected thing, well, two men can't get each other pregnant, and generally speaking, risk of pregnancy is more worrisome to the average person than risk of stds. Homosexual males are stereotypically promiscuous because Males in general tend towards promiscuity. Females, in general, do not, which is the principle reason that heterosexual males do not. And there are some heterosexual males who like wine and may or may not write novels.

  25. Captain Jack... by Landshark17 · · Score: 2, Funny

    yes, but can he get me high, and take me to my special island?

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    This sig is false.
    1. Re:Captain Jack... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course! But just wait 'til you see what he does to you once he gets you there!

    2. Re:Captain Jack... by HishamMuhammad · · Score: 1

      Amen, brother. I'm glad I was not the only one who thought of the song. Hats off to the Piano Man!

  26. Re:Adult? Not really by Minwee · · Score: 1

    What are you talking about? Captain Jack takes his shirt off in the first episode.

  27. Secretary of State for Consistency by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

    YM Continuity Director?

    --
    Oh, say does that Star-Spangled Banner entwine / The myrtle of Venus with Bacchus's vine?
    1. Re:Secretary of State for Consistency by ettlz · · Score: 1

      There's more to consistency than just continuity. It also has to make logical sense.

  28. According to Cheech and Chong, by Medievalist · · Score: 1


    "He's TRISEXUAL, man!"

    "What's that?"

    "He'll try anything - chickens, mud, you know."

  29. I'm secure enough in my manliness . . . by PIPBoy3000 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    To say that Captain Jack was one of the more memorable and funny characters of last season. The scene where the robots strip him naked and put him in front of a camera was great.

    Jack: "Are you broadcasting live?"
    (the robots agree)
    Jack: "Ladies, are you in for a treat tonight!"

    I have reservations, of course. The stories themselves have to be good and the writers have their work cut out for them to make him more than a one-trick pony (so to speak). Still, I'm a sucker for British television as well as sci-fi, so I'll at least give this one a watch.

    1. Re:I'm secure enough in my manliness . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, Jack says,

      "Ladies, your viewing figures just went up."

    2. Re:I'm secure enough in my manliness . . . by Xugumad · · Score: 2, Informative

      The quote in full:

      "What's a Defabricator?"

      Jack's clothes are disintergrated
      "Okay defabricator, does exactly what it says on the tin. Ladies, am I naked in front of thousands of viewers?"
      "Yes."
      "Ladies your ratings just went up."

      - Jack Harkness and the Trinny and Suzanna bots, Bad Wolf

      With thanks to Wikiquote

    3. Re:I'm secure enough in my manliness . . . by glowworm · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Those robots were a take-off of Trinnie and Suzanah's "What Not to Wear". Where they freaquently dress fat women in their horrible 1980 clothes in a room full of mirrors!

      --
      Orationem pulchram non habens, scribo ista linea in lingua Latina
  30. Another article with info about 'Torchwood' by jangobongo · · Score: 2, Informative

    I was reading this article just before this story was posted to Slashdot, and found it to be very informative (though one could say that it has too much information, thankyouverymuch).

    Its going to be difficult for this show to reach its target audience, which I would assume is 19 - 35 males. Most would rather see more Lexx and Seven-of-Nine in their 'Adult' sci-fi, by my estimation.

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    Sig cancelled due to lack of interest
    1. Re:Another article with info about 'Torchwood' by deaddrunk · · Score: 1

      I'm 34 and I think Lexx is crap and Seven of Nine was a so obvious attempt to revive a flagging show. Don't even get me started on that stupid sci-fi channel thing with Tracie Lords.

      --
      Does a Christian soccer team even need a goalkeeper?
    2. Re:Another article with info about 'Torchwood' by aduzik · · Score: 1

      No, I'm a 19-35 year old male and I'd much rather see more of Jack than Lexx or Seven of Nine, thankyouverymuch.

      --
      If it's not one thing it's your mother.
  31. Maybe it's a "Lost" spinoff by tyates · · Score: 1

    Before "Lost", there were no sci-fi shows on major networks, and with Enterprise on the way out, people thought the genre was dead. Now, I count about six sci-fi shows on major networks, including Lost, Invasion, Threshold, Surface, Supernatural, Night Stalker, and maybe Medium and Ghost Whisperer qualify, for a total of eight, all relatively new. And then you have Sci Fi and USA holding their own with Dead Zone, Battlestar, Stargate, etc. I've never seen so much sci fi on TV, and I have to think it's due to Lost being so successful. -- My only complaint is that I liked most of these shows more the first time when they were X-Files episodes. :-) (Though I guess X-Files came from Night Stalker anyway.)

    --
    Tristan Yates
    1. Re:Maybe it's a "Lost" spinoff by Obfuscant · · Score: 1
      You know, I'm trying to figure out from your post just what you think SCI-FI is. The fact that you consider Night Stalker to be sci-fi tells me a lot.


      Anyway, "major" (== broadcast) networks carried science fiction prior to "Lost" (which I don't watch, but from the promos doesn't look much like science). Maybe I'm just older than the norm here, but I remember Battlestar Galactica, Buck Rogers, Quark, My Favorite Martian, My Mother The Car, The Outer Limits, One Step Beyond, Twighlight Zone, Star Trek (TOS), and even Night Stalker. I've certainly forgotten more than I listed. (In fact, Firefly was on Fox, which is broadcast, so
      even Firefly predates Lost.) Space 1999 was ABC, wasn't it?


      Then, of course, when you consider that USA is SCI-FI networks are carried on most, if not almost all, cable and satellite systems, they are "major" in those terms, so there are a lot more sci-fi series that pre-date Lost.


      Each successful show of any genre generates copycat shows. "Lost" may be just the latest successful something-fi show, but it is hardly anything new.


    2. Re:Maybe it's a "Lost" spinoff by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      (Possible Lost spoilers, beware!)

      I don't think Lost is science fiction... it's certainly fiction, but so far the most "sci-fi-ish" idea has been that the island they're on has a really strong magnet, or magnetic force, on it... and that's not really all that "out there."

      The Dharma Initiative was set up to research telekinetic forces, and some other meta-physical concepts, but so far in the series they haven't concretely demonstrated any of these as being 'real'.

    3. Re:Maybe it's a "Lost" spinoff by N1EY · · Score: 1

      Lost, Medium, & Ghost Whisper are not sci-fi. I saw all of them.
      Stargate has been out for a long time. It is a very mature series
      that copies many themes from Star Trek. It has also drawn from Babylon
      5 writing styles.

      SG1 and Atlantis(two separate shows) are the only real sci-fi shows
      worth watching. Nothing else that is really sci-fi has been good
      so far. Oh ... I forgot Battlestar... It is prtty good.

      Plus Atlantis has a Colonel from the X-Files

      bill

    4. Re:Maybe it's a "Lost" spinoff by AussieVamp2 · · Score: 1

      I would say that if a show is called 'Supernatural' that is a pretty large clue that it is not SF, right there in the title!

      Invasion, Threshold and Surface of course, are a different story.

  32. Hardly realistic portrayals of homosexuals. by CyricZ · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Bravo! reairs much British content, if I recall correctly. And it is only available on subscription services such as cable or satellite. And even then, it is often ridiculed as an "old person's channel" by most Americans under the age of 40.

    Now, take a look at that list of shows again. Those do not deal with homosexuality in any real fashion. They portray a fairly typical stereotypical view of homosexuals and homosexuality. Men with a lisp, butch women, and all that. They're using homosexual characters as foils to enhance the heterosexual image of the non-gay characters, or otherwise treat the homosexual characters as living jokes.

    This serious could explore bisexuality and homosexuality in a far more mature and intelligent way, unlike Will & Grace or those other such shows.

    --
    Cyric Zndovzny at your service.
    1. Re:Hardly realistic portrayals of homosexuals. by Golias · · Score: 1

      Men with a lisp, butch women, and all that. They're using homosexual characters as foils to enhance the heterosexual image of the non-gay characters, or otherwise treat the homosexual characters as living jokes.

      You might not have noticed it, but Jack, the flamingly eccentric character on "Will & Grace" is not the only gay character.

      Will, the male lead (and straight-man to contrast with Grace's goofiness... pardon the pun) is also exclusively homosexual, and conforms to none of the usual swishy stereotypes.

      --

      Information wants to be anthropomorphized.

    2. Re:Hardly realistic portrayals of homosexuals. by suitepotato · · Score: 1

      Now, take a look at that list of shows again. Those do not deal with homosexuality in any real fashion. They portray a fairly typical stereotypical view of homosexuals and homosexuality. Men with a lisp, butch women, and all that. They're using homosexual characters as foils to enhance the heterosexual image of the non-gay characters, or otherwise treat the homosexual characters as living jokes.

      You have obviously never been to Provincetown, MA where the locals spend the summer suffering the double-edged sword of the stereotypes flooding in and parading their stereotypes yet providing tourist dollars. Most of the stereotypes are played out there from June through August.

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      If my grammar and spelling are off, I am [distracted/tired/careless] (take your pick)
    3. Re:Hardly realistic portrayals of homosexuals. by MudButt · · Score: 1

      Are you joking? Who IS portrayed "realistically" on TV? Should I be upset that Joey from "Friends" (and the more recently horrible "Joey") is portraying Italian Americans "unrealistically"? Or maybe I should take offense to Tony Shalhoub playing a sterotype of a crime solving obsessive compulsive detective. After all, it's treating those with this disorder "as living jokes".

    4. Re:Hardly realistic portrayals of homosexuals. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now, take a look at that list of shows again. Those do not deal with homosexuality in any real fashion. They portray a fairly typical stereotypical view of homosexuals and homosexuality.

      Whereas Captain Jack isn't at all a stereotypical view of anything, oh my, no?

    5. Re:Hardly realistic portrayals of homosexuals. by mink · · Score: 1

      I always thought Will was Bi but favored men.

      --
      Well I've wrestled with reality for thirty five years doctor, and I'm happy to say I finally won out over it.
  33. "Welsh" by TinheadNed · · Score: 1

    I enjoyed the Boomtown episode - mainly because they actually dragged the "Bad Wolf" thing out into the open for the first time. I've enjoyed every episode mainly for playing spot-the-reference.

    However, that episode did annoy me slightly. Why the HELL would you name a nuclear power plant "Bad Wolf"? Why did none of the Welsh-speaking citizens wonder over this? The council would have a riot if bilingual signs suddenly started saying different things in different languages.

    Also, I hope there are just as many stupid spinoff websites for the next series. Those were the best. My favourite would be UNIT, then Geocomtex's tech support page.

    Everyone keep an eye on domain registrations by the beeb.

    1. Re:"Welsh" by kubrick · · Score: 1

      However, that episode did annoy me slightly. Why the HELL would you name a nuclear power plant "Bad Wolf"? Why did none of the Welsh-speaking citizens wonder over this? The council would have a riot if bilingual signs suddenly started saying different things in different languages.

      I thought that was supposed to be the TARDIS interceding with what its passengers were perceiving (like the explanation earlier in the series for how they can understand alien languages), in an attempt to warn them about the crisis addressed in the last two episodes.

      So the reactor wasn't actually called 'Bad Wolf', but that's what the Doctor et. al. saw and heard... and by extension the audience. (I'll freely admit I haven't checked for evidence that strictly contradicts this, and I'm happy to hear it if anyone has it :)

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  34. That was a head-scratcher... by TheGuano · · Score: 2, Funny

    "BBC Announces Adult Doctor Who Spin-Off" I have to admit I sat there after a double-take wondering "What exactly did this adult doctor spin off? Something like a British WebMD? Why is he an adult doctor? Then I finally read the description, and decided it didn't actually help as much as I thought it would.

  35. Doctor Who Region 1 DVD available Feb 14, 2005 by Frobisher · · Score: 1

    And for those who missed it, Canada will get Region 1 NTSC DVDs of the first series of Doctor Who on February 14th. So for those unlucky enough not to have seen it yet, here's your chance.

    1. Re:Doctor Who Region 1 DVD available Feb 14, 2005 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or you can head over to Demonoid and pull down my 26GB tracker containing 10 Mixxmaster DVD's. 13 PDTV episodes ripped and encoded straight to NTSC MPEG2 and really nice menus and extras added. I've seen the BBC releases and they aren't as good.

  36. Re:Doctor Who Region 1 DVD available Feb 14, 2006 by Frobisher · · Score: 1

    Ahem, make that 2006....

  37. Plot problems. Questionable writing. by emil · · Score: 1

    If Rose was able to destroy the Daleks by simply having a long look at the TARDIS core, then why did the entire Gallifreyian species die out in the Dalek conflict? Were none of them able to do the same? Why was the Doctor able to survive the exposure?

    If the captured Dalek destroyed itself because of the contamination from Rose, then why did the God Dalek consent to use humans as raw material?

    Why did Rose choose the words "Bad Wolf?" Why were they significant? Was there any useful meaning?

    Why would the Autons, the Rift, the Slovenes, the gas creatures, and Rose's home all be in Cardiff? I'd never heard of this place before; the coincidence strains credulity.

    More attention seems to have been paid to continuity in the old series. It needs better plots.

    1. Re:Plot problems. Questionable writing. by ettlz · · Score: 4, Funny
      Why would the Autons, the Rift, the Slovenes, the gas creatures, and Rose's home all be in Cardiff?

      That sounds like the start to a bad joke, with the punch-line "because they've just been to Swansea".

    2. Re:Plot problems. Questionable writing. by SeanTobin · · Score: 2, Informative
      If Rose was able to destroy the Daleks by simply having a long look at the TARDIS core, then why did the entire Gallifreyian species die out in the Dalek conflict? Were none of them able to do the same?
      Remember, the Doctor's TARDIS is unique. It's also possible that there are some causality issues that we are unaware of.

      Why was the Doctor able to survive the exposure?
      He didn't.

      Ok, I know he kind of did. Remember, the exposure he got was second-hand.

      Why did Rose choose the words "Bad Wolf?" Why were they significant? Was there any useful meaning?
      That's impossible to determine from what we saw. We know that the name of the corporation on the ship where the Dalek's invaded was called "Bad Wolf" but without knowing more information on the origination of the predestination paradox, we can't be certain if this is the cause of or a result of the "Bad Wolf."

      Why would the Autons, the Rift, the Slovenes, the gas creatures, and Rose's home all be in Cardiff? I'd never heard of this place before; the coincidence strains credulity.
      You mean aside from the cost of production? ;) The rift was there because of the gas creatures. The Slithienes (sp?) were there because of the rift. The Auton's were most likely also there because of the rift (you have to power that dish somehow). Rose's home was in Cardiff by default, as we wouldn't be asking this question if the Doctor wasn't in Cardiff fighting the Autons who were there because of the rift which was there because of the gas creatures which brought thier own distruction by opening the rift near Rose's home.
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    3. Re:Plot problems. Questionable writing. by Bloater · · Score: 1

      > without knowing more information on the origination of the predestination paradox, we can't be certain if this is the cause of or a result of the "Bad Wolf."

      It may be neither the cause nor the result. A predestination paradox like this may be a loop where it is a single self consistent artifact spread over time and space, both its earliest effect and its latest effect are visible consequences of one singular structure.

    4. Re:Plot problems. Questionable writing. by orac2 · · Score: 2, Informative

      If Rose was able to destroy the Daleks by simply having a long look at the TARDIS core, then why did the entire Gallifreyian species die out in the Dalek conflict? Were none of them able to do the same? Why was the Doctor able to survive the exposure?

      It's clearly established that the results of unlimited time activity, let alone interacting directly with the vortex, can led to results that are dangerous, and at best, unpredictable. Rose gambled that she could look into the vortex because she believed she had left herself clues, which indicated at least temporary lucid survival. Absent such clues, the Gallifreyians wouldn't access the vortex in a premeditated fashion, because the results could be disasterous.

      why did the God Dalek consent to use humans as raw material?

      The Dalek Emperor gave a lengthy rant about how only one cell in a zillion was deemed fit to be used, unlike the captured Dalek, who had no choice but to mainline Rose, but even then it's not for nothing that the Dalek Emperor was n-u-t-s -- casting himself as a God was the only to resolve the cognitive dissonance of using non-Dalek material.

      Why would the Autons, the Rift, the Slovenes, the gas creatures, and Rose's home all be in Cardiff?

      Because they aren't? Most of the present-day terrestrial action -- apart from the Rift follow-up with the last Slovene -- takes place in London, not Cardiff. Rose's home, and the store she worked in, were in London. (Hints: establishing shots of famous London landmarks, the Millenium Eye used a plot device, alien saucer crashing into Big Ben, accents, etc)

      More attention seems to have been paid to continuity in the old series.

      Actually, apart from inside multi-episode arcs, the old show was famous for making continuity bobbles and tripping itself up, hence the huge problems that arose when fans tried to write a history of the Daleks, for example.

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      "Just once, I'd like to meet an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets." -- The Brigadier, Dr. Who
    5. Re:Plot problems. Questionable writing. by Richard_at_work · · Score: 1

      The autons were in London, as was Roses home. The London Eye gives it away! The Gas creatures were also in London.

    6. Re:Plot problems. Questionable writing. by drsquare · · Score: 1

      Why would the Autons, the Rift, the Slovenes, the gas creatures, and Rose's home all be in Cardiff? I'd never heard of this place before; the coincidence strains credulity

      Because they filmed it in Cardiff. Although it's a pretty lazy writing method: "Let's set everything where we film it."

    7. Re:Plot problems. Questionable writing. by Zey · · Score: 1
      Remember, the Doctor's TARDIS is unique. It's also possible that there are some causality issues that we are unaware of.

      Well, no. The Doctor's TARDIS is an old superceded Type 40 model he nicked from a TARDIS repair room on Gallifrey. Both The Master and The Rani have much more advanced Type 60 TARDISes -- and The Rani has even had the technological skill to make custom improvements and modifications to hers.

      The new series has been absolutely shite when it comes to plot contrivances. The "Heart of the TARDIS" sequences in episodes Boom Town and Parting of the Ways have unfortunately established than any suicidal hero can save the day with a quick TARDIS Heart peek, without any danger of adverse risks or consequences.

    8. Re:Plot problems. Questionable writing. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My guess is, either they were trying to get a driving licence, or you were wrong about the Swansea bit and they were actually in Newport trying to explain their presence at the passport office. Neither is particularly simple for an illegal alien. :P

    9. Re:Plot problems. Questionable writing. by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 1
      Why would the Autons, the Rift, the Slovenes, the gas creatures, and Rose's home all be in Cardiff? I'd never heard of this place before; the coincidence strains credulity.

      The rift and the gas creatures were related. The Slovenes and Rose's home were in London (hope you have heard of that city - if not welcome to Earth :-) NOT Cardiff. That big dish thing of the Autons was actually the London Eye. One Slovene later went to Cardiff because of the rift.

      The reason you might be confused is that the series was filmed in Cardiff presumably because it was cheaper. The one thing I did notice was an abnormally high number of welsh accents amongst the extras.

    10. Re:Plot problems. Questionable writing. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Also, because the money's coming from BBC Wales, there are probably regional political issues as well (although of the items mentioned, only the Rift was in Cardiff, and the gas creatures were there as a direct consequence of that).

    11. Re:Plot problems. Questionable writing. by stormhair · · Score: 1

      >Why would the Autons, the Rift, the Slovenes, the gas creatures, and Rose's home all be in Cardiff?

      Because they aren't? Most of the present-day terrestrial action -- apart from the Rift follow-up with the last Slovene -- takes place in London, not Cardiff. Rose's home, and the store she worked in, were in London. (Hints: establishing shots of famous London landmarks, the Millenium Eye used a plot device, alien saucer crashing into Big Ben, accents, etc)

      I don't think this is what they meant, but GP may be referring to the fact that a large part of the series was filmed in Cardiff, and for example some of the street scenes are clearly recognizable as Cardiff to someone familiar with the area

    12. Re:Plot problems. Questionable writing. by NoMaster · · Score: 1
      Why would the Autons, the Rift, the Slovenes, the gas creatures, and Rose's home all be in Cardiff?
      Because all the disused quarries in Dorset have long been filled in?

      --
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    13. Re:Plot problems. Questionable writing. by JeFurry · · Score: 1

      Warning: Fanboy plot reinforcement ahead. Don't take it too seriously - I don't. My point is merely that there can be explanations, not that these are necessarily "correct" ones (it's fiction, after all).

      If Rose was able to destroy the Daleks by simply having a long look at the TARDIS core, then why did the entire Gallifreyian species die out in the Dalek conflict? Were none of them able to do the same?

      This is indeed one of the less strongly reinforced plot points. There may be more explanation to come - the writers don't always tie up every loose end immediately. Continuity works both ways - sometimes you leave hooks for future use or explanation. Perhaps the Doctor's old-model TARDIS, which has been in (active) service far longer than any other known one, has grown stronger?

      Why was the Doctor able to survive the exposure?

      He wasn't. He had to regenerate. OK, so it's survival of a sort, but not to be taken lightly. Some past plot points suggest the regeneration process isn't entirely stable, and has elements of mortal risk, sort of like chemotherapy today. You'll heal or die, and you can never be quite sure which.

      If the captured Dalek destroyed itself because of the contamination from Rose, then why did the God Dalek consent to use humans as raw material?

      Rose's DNA wasn't "sifted and filtered" like the processed Human-Dalek material. You may also notice that the mutant Kaled creature inside the Dalek engine destroyed in the TARDIS looked noticeably different from the two original-species Daleks we saw in the series (the captured one and the self-appointed god).

      Why did Rose choose the words "Bad Wolf?" Why were they significant? Was there any useful meaning?

      There was no meaning in itself. But it's a paradox. It was the words she saw (which just happened to be "Bad Wolf") which made her realise there was still a connection, a possibility, that she was still involved in the Doctor's world. When she made her desparate attempt and gained the powers to do what she did, she realised that the thing that had led her here was those words. So she took the words - the same ones which she knew worked - and scattered them where she'd find them, thus completing the circle. If she'd scattered different words - even meaningful ones - the timeline might have played out differently, and that would have led to a paradox which didn't come full circle, leaving loose ends, which would be inviting the reapers in.

      Why would the Autons, the Rift, the Slovenes, the gas creatures, and Rose's home all be in Cardiff? I'd never heard of this place before; the coincidence strains credulity.

      They weren't.

      Rose's flat and the auton invasion were both in London. Some of it was filmed in Cardiff, some of it wasn't, but it was set in London. You might as well ask why all Trek adventures take place in a studio on Paramount's lot. Within the context of the story, they don't.

      The Gelth (gas creatures) were at the same location as the rift because they found it there and were using it to get to Earth. The rift was in Cardiff by pure chance - it had to be somewhere, and as it happens, it was there. This is even a plot point... the rift caused strange things which freaked people out, and were this reality it might be precisely why you hadn't heard of Cardiff... it's a place where Weird Shit happens and people don't want to have much to do with it, despite business prosperity there. Think Sunnydale, in Buffy - why wasn't that place broadcast to the world?

      The Slitheen were originally in London. The one surviving Slitheen needed to move far away from London after the destruction of 10 Downing Street, but it would make sense to stay within a culture she'd come to know and gain influence in, as it would be quicker to rebuild than to start again in another culture. Wales was one option, and also had the rift, which might present other opportunities f

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    14. Re:Plot problems. Questionable writing. by orac2 · · Score: 1

      for example some of the street scenes are clearly recognizable as Cardiff to someone familiar with the area

      Sure, but that's like complaining that a lot of TV shows that are notionally set, say, in New York City are recognizable as being filmed in Toronto to a local, or that X-Files and Stargate settings look very familiar to someone who grew up around Vancouver. Or that Star Wars would remind someone from Tunisia of home. In any case, anyone familiar with Cardiff is going to be familiar enough with London geographic references, visual, aural, and verbal, so as not be confused :)

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  38. Government Beaurocracy by turgid · · Score: 5, Funny

    This is what you get when you let a Public beaurocracy do anything. They get it half right.

    Bisexual is good. Man is bad. Who wants to look at an ugly man? Men are ugly. If it were up to a private organisation, it would feature a beautiful bisexual woman. Women are beautiful. Men are ugly.

    Damn beaurocrats.

    What's more, being a Brit, I have to pay for it by law :-(

    If I want to watch the bisexual women on the commercial channel, I have to pay even more.

    Damned government beaurocracy.

    1. Re:Government Beaurocracy by 6Yankee · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What's more, being a Brit, I have to pay for it by law :-(

      Only if you watch TV. I gave up on that drivel ages ago.

    2. Re:Government Beaurocracy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "beaurocrats" - either smart pun or awful spelling. Which?

    3. Re:Government Beaurocracy by turgid · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yes, I went 6 years without a TV set. The bastards constantly hounded me for a license.

      I had to get a TV eventually because I wanted broadband internet, and in my area you could only get it through NTL cable, and needed a TeeVee ...

      It's been all downhill since then.

      Bunch of arse.

    4. Re:Government Beaurocracy by turgid · · Score: 1

      You're too kind.

    5. Re:Government Beaurocracy by 6Yankee · · Score: 1

      I was hounded as well. In the end I emailed them and said that their threatening letters were scaring my budgie. It must have got their attention, because I got a very nice personal email back from them, explaining why they were hounding me and how they'd go about making it stop. Since then, they've pretty much gone away (though they still have to send someone round to check that my microwave isn't a cunningly-disguised TV), and they're being a lot nicer than they were.

    6. Re:Government Beaurocracy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting
      Bisexual is good. Man is bad. Who wants to look at an ugly man? Men are ugly.

      Clearly your opinion does not constitute everyone else's. Men are not ugly. (Well, not all of them anyway :-p )

      There are four reasons television was invented: (a) Buffy the musical episode, (b) the BBC "Perfect Day" video, (c) the first epsiode of Queer as Folk, (d) "The Parting of the Ways" episode of Dr Who. Russell T Davies was responsible for two out of four of those. His being commissioned to make more television can only be a good thing.

      Oh, just for the 'informative' mod points, http://www.bbc.co.uk/doctorwho/ is talking about Torchwood.
  39. Here's an radio interview by Snaller · · Score: 2, Informative

    Russell T. Davies is the guy behind the new Doctor Who, and also Torchwood. Here is an interview with him from BBC Wales about the new series: Why Torchwood?

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  40. Jelly babies.. by slashmojo · · Score: 1

    The jelly babies agenda was particularly insidious.. not to mention that whole scarf thing tom baker had going on.. downright subversive!

  41. Captain Jack sings too! by Snaller · · Score: 1

    Well, the actor does anyway :)

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  42. Please explain by squoozer · · Score: 1

    I like sci-fi as much as the next geek but could someone please explain to me what there is to like about Doctor Who? Even when I was a kid and a fervent imagination could (partially) make up for the utterly terrible special effects and boring / unconvincing drivel that passed for a story I didn't find it interesting / compelling / etc /etc.

    In fact I can only think of one kid that actually liked it and just about everyone in the school avoided him. So come on - convince me that there is something to like about Dr Who.

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    1. Re:Please explain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is old-time scifi camp. The style of the show is distinctly british, and the scifi elements are reminiscent of the 1950's radio shows like X Minus One.

      It is nostalgia wrapped up in modern drama/comedy, and is a lighthearted way to relax and enjoy an hour of television. That's all :)
      If you ever liked the old British shows, and if you've ever heard some original radio plays of the likes of "Orson Welle's War of the Worlds", "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy", X Minus One, etc. you'll probably enjoy the show.

      If not - it is kind of an acquired taste :)

    2. Re:Please explain by Tromso · · Score: 1

      I think it was the early Dr Who series that created the biggest impression. I'm 43 and can remember viewing Dr Who from behind the sofa when I was about 5 or 6 years old. The Cybermen seemed scary then ! I've discussed Dr Who with people of my generation a few times, with work colleagues, school friends and relatives and everyone my age could remember hiding behind the sofa when Dr Who was on, so no wonder it left an impression on us.

      I can imagine later generations had other sci-fi to compare Dr Who and would not be as innocent as we were then. I also think the later Dr Who's were much more jokey and less serious, rather like what happened with the James Bonds !

    3. Re:Please explain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh... what for? If you don't like it, don't watch it. The rest of us don't care what you think.

  43. Actually by Snaller · · Score: 1

    He was just from a time where people dont have mental hangups about sex - like you do.

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  44. Christopher Eccleston's hotter, but this guy'll do by geekpuppySEA · · Score: 1

    Yep, that's all I have to say.

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  45. Yea, baby, I'm dimensionally transcendental by volpone · · Score: 3, Funny
    "You're what?"

    "I'm bigger on the inside than I am on the outside. Rrrowrr."

    1. Re:Yea, baby, I'm dimensionally transcendental by 2008 · · Score: 1

      Goatse-man DOES have a slashdot account!

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  46. Doctor Who solution != violence by volpone · · Score: 1
    When I was growing up, Doctor Who was my hero because he would solve problems via science and technology, not by shooting or beating up the bad guy. That's what made me tune in week after week. The bad special effects were easy to overlook when you identify with a beloved character.

    I wish we had more role models like that on television today.

  47. Have you seen the new (2005) series? by ctid · · Score: 1

    I felt that the old Doctor Who programmes were very variable and I was never a huge fan. However, the latest series was stupendous in my opinion, with some quite excellent writing - "The Empty Child I" and "Boom Town" were particular favourites.

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  48. Re:Adult? Not really by Kelson · · Score: 1
    And here I was hoping for some quality sci-fi T&A

    That's what the Internet is for.

    Oh, wait, you said quality... Never mind.

  49. TV by pommiekiwifruit · · Score: 1
    Mmm, you need "Metrosexuality" (Ricky Beadle-Blair: 2001) over there!

    I dread to think what those "hot" colours would do to a NTSC television though - apparently they were not even PAL-legal when broadcast over here. I guess they would be toned down for the DVD.

    I'm not convinced about the US episode of Queer as Folk I've seen (making someone who did you wrong suck on a gun - why is everything in the USA always about guns?) compared to the original, but it's a bit expensive for me to look at the DVDs.

  50. Russell T. Davies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Russell T. Davies is the guy who made the Doctor a needy, jealous, and largely impotent protagonist.

    What truly bothers me is that The Doctor is a 900 year old 'superior being' who has been reduced to lusting after an emotionally immature 19 year old human.

    1. Re:Russell T. Davies by meringuoid · · Score: 2, Insightful
      What truly bothers me is that The Doctor is a 900 year old 'superior being' who has been reduced to lusting after an emotionally immature 19 year old human.

      Superior being? Try desperate, lonely refugee.

      For eight lifetimes, the Doctor was the superior being. Sure, he slummed it in the rickety old TARDIS, and occasionally picked up human companions whose sole purpose was to provide someone to whom the Doctor could demonstrate his superior knowledge, experience and general leetness, and occasionally to get captured by monsters and need to be rescued. However, he never had to do that. Though he loved playing the rogue Time Lord, he could always go home, face whatever music there might be, and rejoin his own people on Gallifrey. He never needed those companions and always, as you say, played the Superior Being.

      However, at some point in the recent past (at least, in the recent past from the Doctor's perspective) there was a Time War. You might have heard of it. In that Time War, Gallifrey was destroyed and the Time Lords were exterminated. The Doctor now has nowhere to go. There's no homeworld. He has no people of his own, he has no roots and no background. Suddenly he's lost. He and the TARDIS are all that's left of the most powerful civilisation that ever was. Not so superior now, are we, Doctor? Not surprising, then, that he's suddenly more personally interested in his human companions. Even a Time Lord needs somebody.

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  51. They already did this once before by ShieldWolf · · Score: 1

    I think the name of the show was PROBE or something similar, it was a spinoff from John Pertwee's Doctor. It was the British 1970's X-Files. :P

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    1. Re:They already did this once before by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

      I don't know much about that PROBE thing (never seen it), but from what I know it was an *unofficial* spin-off produced by frustrated fans who didn't have the rights. So apparently they had a character that *might* have been the Doctor, except he wasn't called that. Then they took the concept off in a totally different direction, supposedly.

      Don't ask me, I'm not a diehard Who fan; I just liked it when I was a kid :)

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    2. Re:They already did this once before by ShieldWolf · · Score: 1

      I looked it up: PROBE was an official spin-off of Doctor Who which aired on the BBC, thus it was NOT created by fans. It did not feature the Doctor or anyone meant to be him, instead it featured his assistant as part of a group of scientists. It wasn't a regular series but rather it was a run of 5 TV films.

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    3. Re:They already did this once before by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

      Nope; apparently a company called "BBV" was involved in some of the productions. Perhaps that's where the confusion came from?

      If it had aired on the BBC in Britain, I'm confident it would have attracted mainstream attention. It didn't, I've never heard of this, nor seen it, and I'm pretty sure that was *never* the case.

      If you can provide a link to details of *any* alleged transmission dates (including the name of the station they aired on), I'll be prepared to consider that I was wrong (^_^)

      Info:- here and here...

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  52. Why it's uncomfortable by PapayaSF · · Score: 1

    How does having a bisexual character constitute an "agenda" or "uncomfortable sexual baggage"?

    It feels like an agenda if the inclusion is gratuitous: having little or nothing to do with the plot. It's one thing to put references to gay sex in Coupling or Sex in the City, but rather a different thing to put it into a science fiction show. And it's a matter of degree: having a character known to be gay is one thing, having them drool over other characters all the time is another.

    Isn't that just sort of a fairly realistic inclusion of the fact that actual people are sometimes gay or bisexual? In much the same way that people are sometimes female, or tall, or left-handed, and thus characters in stories sometimes also have these traits?

    Again, it's an issue of dramatic appropriateness. Writers should know that it doesn't help a story to reference behaviors that make much or most of their audience uncomfortable for no other reason than "inclusiveness." (Like it or not, being female or tall or left-handed or straight doesn't make anyone uncomfortable.)

    Think of it this way: a much higher percentage of people don't wash their hands after using the toilet than practice gay sex, so why not reference that every episode? Or how about evangelical Christians? There are more of those around than gays, so why not a character who's always talking about Jesus? Because it would cause much of your audience to squirm, without adding anything to the story (unless that was the story, and who wants science fiction about hygiene or evangelicals?).

    By the way, I'm not saying any of this out of homophobia: my best friend of 31 years was gay and died of AIDS.

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    1. Re:Why it's uncomfortable by Onan · · Score: 1
      Or how about evangelical Christians? There are more of those around than gays, so why not a character who's always talking about Jesus? Because it would cause much of your audience to squirm, without adding anything to the story (unless that was the story, and who wants science fiction about hygiene or evangelicals?).
      I think it's very possible for being openly religious to also be an interesting personality trait for a character to possess, that can add to the depth of character and complexity of story. In fact, I can think of a couple of examples of it being done in quite recent scifi:

      Shephard Book from Firely/Serenity was both religious and evangelical. Other characters on the show had varying reactions to that, but it never descended to simply mocking his belief or overtly glorifying it. It wasn't a joke, it wasn't evil, it wasn't capital-G Good, it was just a trait that he had that informed his relationships with others.

      Nightcrawler in the second X-Men movie was deeply Christian, though not especially evangelical. Again, the movie managed to depict this as an interesting, fairly positive thing--without doing so at the expense of other characters who were less (or less visibly) religious.

      So to answer your question, yes, I do think this is a perfectly reasonable thing to include as a trait in a fictional character, and that it can add depth to the story, not just "make the audience squirm". I'm firmly an atheist myself, but that doesn't mean that I find any mention of religion squirm-inducing, or can't appreciate it being used to enhance the story.

  53. All it is... by jd · · Score: 2, Insightful
    ...is a slightly more risque version of the pre-existing Doctor Who spin-off of "Stranger and Miss Brown". And, frankly, although I believe the later episodes were trashy, I did think that some of the other Doctorish stories - like Devil of Winterborne and The Zero Imperative - were impressive for the budget.


    Whether it is the new Who or the new spin-off, I would argue that if it can't manage either the tension of The Zero Imperative, the surrealness of Summoned By Shadows or the darkness of The Terror Game, then the BBC has no business producing it. For chrissakes, those were FAN FLICKS! The special effects rarely went much beyond cutting up cornflake packets. But it seems to me that they packed a hell of a lot more punch than the BBC is willing to put into their sci-fi.


    Sci-fi isn't about skin - though some might have trouble believing it. It gets its power from the Universe it is set in, and if the Universe isn't worth a damn, then neither is the show. (At least as sci-fi. It might make it as a soap opera, or a comedy.)


    The BBC is capable of producing science fiction that would have even the tired and jaded audiences of today shivering in terror behind the sofa. If they chose. They're more than capable of producing a drama of sufficient power and depth that the fans are cheering on the hero(s) every step of the way. If they chose.


    The same is true of any other TV station. So why do none of them choose? Why is nausiating dross the ONLY diet on television these days?

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    1. Re:All it is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The BBC is capable of producing science fiction that would have even the tired and jaded audiences of today shivering in terror behind the sofa. If they chose. They're more than capable of producing a drama of sufficient power and depth that the fans are cheering on the hero(s) every step of the way. If they chose.

      Really? Are you talking about the British Broadcasting Corporation? All they seem to produce these days are lame lifestyle shows and the occasional wildlife documentary. Even bursts of creativity like Doctor Who are tinged with shitty scripts and weak dialogue.

  54. Modded Funny?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It was modded Insightful just a second ago.

  55. Agenda?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I a job I started recently one of my new workmates walked up to introduce himself with "Hi, I'm Gay"....

    I don't walk up to complete strangers and say "Hi, I'm Straight "...

    I don't mind gay people but I would rather address them by name, and refer to them by name.

    1. Re:Agenda?? by I_M_Noman · · Score: 1
      I a job I started recently one of my new workmates walked up to introduce himself with "Hi, I'm Gay"....
      You're a golfer?
  56. Science fiction and Sex by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm afraid you're arguing against your own conclusions. For one thing, in the long term, sex, esp. gay sex seems to be ever increasingly practised openly. It seems likely to me that sexuality will play a more important role in the future, especially with drugs such as Viagra, and the treatment and cure of AIDS. Therefore sex is the perfect subject for science fiction!! Plus, why do you think this isn't a "Sex in the City," with a science fiction setting? There has also been science fiction about Evangelicalism in fact, it just hasn't reached television (yet) What exactly do you think Science Fiction is? Some might say its thinly disguised adolescent, war-themed homo-eroticism, in which case you might have a valid point. Otherwise, I don't understand you're view at all.

  57. We need more televangelists by Urusai · · Score: 1

    Nothing like a good olde-fashioned demagogue and hatemongerer to get people back on the path to morality. Father Coughlin, where are you?

  58. London is not Cardiff by Aexia · · Score: 1

    Why would the Autons, the Rift, the Slovenes, the gas creatures, and Rose's home all be in Cardiff? I'd never heard of this place before; the coincidence strains credulity.

    The Autons in invaded *London* as did the Slithenes. Rose grew up in *London*. The gas creatures created the Rift which is why Margaret Slithene later went to Cardiff.

    Not exactly the "coincidence" you're straining for.

  59. I Feel Ripped Off! by uberdave · · Score: 1

    Back when Space, the Imagination Station (the local SF channel) came online, they had a promotional commercial which featured music from several shows, including that of Dr Who*. I don't think that they've ever broadcast a single Dr Who episode, old or new. Nobody is broadcasting any Dr Who in my neighbourhood, and I feel ripped off.

    * They also had music from Lost in Space, but somehow I don't feel quite so ripped off that they haven't aired any episodes from that show.

    1. Re:I Feel Ripped Off! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Space ran Dr. Who episodes twice a day when the station first started in 1997. They went though the entire series (minus the recent ones, obviously).

      They also ran Lost in Space.

  60. Ummmm, Leela anybody? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting
    You could forget, sometimes, that Tom Baker had curly hair. By contrast, the way Captain Jack was written, it was pretty hard to forget, even for a moment, that he was continuously randy for anything vaguely warm and moving.

    Possibly it was hard for you to see past it. I found him to be an interesting character with plenty of depth, e.g. the whole issue of his bravery/cowardice, his past, etc. Making him bisexual was bold and unusual, just like giving the Doctor a northern accent.

    Dr Who doesn't need fans who live solely in the past, matey. Get out. See the world. There are people exactly like Captain Jack in it. (In fact there are more like Jack than there are like Leela, who you nostalgic "no-sexuality!" pillocks seem to have conveniently forgotten)

    1. Re:Ummmm, Leela anybody? by MenTaLguY · · Score: 1

      Leela was something of an exception; they definitely played heavy with the innuendo there -- remember the scene where Tom Baker's Doctor fell atop her in Curse of the Fendahl? I'd say Peri would be the other main one, what with the outfits shrinking each story arc. Definitely a "for the dads" factor there, as the BBC likes to put it. But that really was atypical for the series.

      I'm just going to have to disagree on Captain Jack, though. I think he could have been an interesting character, but most of the time they could have spent exploring things like his past and his motivations was spent on cheap innuendo instead.

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  61. Russell needs a writing lesson by Xeriar · · Score: 1

    Or fifty.

    Repeated deus ex machina makes me gack. Parting of Ways could have been sooooo cool, but no, Russel had to lamify it.

    1. Re:Russell needs a writing lesson by Snaller · · Score: 1

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  62. This should appeal to women viewers by MsWillow · · Score: 1

    Think about it: For a change, here's a guy who, after convincing his girlfriend to try a threesome, would drag home another guy. What a refreshing change that'd be!

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  63. More Adult Dr. Who Spinoff? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here I was hoping Billie Piper would show a bit more skin!

  64. Re:Another, even more adult take on popular sci-fi by asdfrewq · · Score: 1

    Now that sounds like a show worth watching!

  65. Re:The Anagram is....(had to say this) by fido_dogstoyevsky · · Score: 1

    Speaking as someone who's seen the series, new and old... we don't even need to bring homosexuality or bisexuality or whatever into this... /

    But surely that should be "whomosexuality"?

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  66. Yep. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    I know now what I'm missing with the new Doctor Who program on the BBC. I'm not twice as glad that I'm missing it, but I sure miss the original series when there were clever script writers/editors like Robert Holmes and Douglas Adams, great leads like Tom Baker/Patrick Troughton, and heterosexual producers like Phillip Hinchcliffe and Barry Letts. Those days are gone now, it seems. Damn shame, but it's not just TV this days. It's our culture. The occasional gay/transexual/bi/goat-loving tv character never hurt anybody, but I never wanted to watch a so-called science fiction program where the characters are obsessed with (bi/homo/tri)sexuality in every episode.

  67. It figures ... by cpangelich · · Score: 1

    They discontinued Dr. Who until enough people complained and then finally put it back on the air. Now it's like they've discovered their belly buttons and want to go overboard. The proposed Torchwood sounds lame to me.

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  68. explanation simple by circusboy · · Score: 1

    It meant I was avoided by you. saves a lot of trouble that...

    seriously though, why bother? I am quite fond of the shows, old and new, and find it very difficult at times to explain why I think it is a great program. the best explanation I ever read was given by Harlan Ellison in the foreword of a Dr. Who novel I had way back when. Much of what he admired was the fact that unlike other SciFi characters, the Doctor was ruthless. He had morals and ethics, and really felt them, and they were the cause of his actions rather than the excuse. How many other 'hero' characters stood trial for genocide?

    But really, you are entitled not to like it. We won't hold it against you.

    I just wish they would sell it on iTMS... Hear that BBC? sell the shows on iTMS and lower the British license fee! you'll make everyone there happier for it, and a number of people here as well.

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  69. I thought this was a joke by Bnonn · · Score: 1

    Not being very "with it", as it were, I had to read through a few comments before I was convinced this wasn't a joke.

  70. Monkeys by zippthorne · · Score: 1

    Come in barrels my friend. Everyone knows that.

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    1. Re:Monkeys by rwjyoung · · Score: 1

      Yes I read it as monkeys too, but then we are both wrong !

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  71. America? lol by Thedalek · · Score: 1

    I'm sorry, you did catch that this show was being made by the BBC, right? As in the British Broadcasting Corporation? As in, that great big island thousands of miles away from America? How exactly does a show being produced in Britain for a British audience reflect a flaw in the moral fiber of America?

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    1. Re:America? lol by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I suppose it all come down to the ratings. Who made the show is irrelevant; what matters is who watches the show.

  72. Multiple companions by tonejava · · Score: 1

    One of the problems of having multiple companions (for Example the 5 th Doctor having Tegan, Nyssa and Adric) was that the writers had to either omit them for an episode or make the story more complex just to get the companions involved. Imagine having to work out where each of the assistants are in a story that should really be focusing on 1 person.

    Looking back at the 5th Doctors era you'll find that the TARDIS crew were usually broken up into 2 groups of 2 never all out on their own.

    Quite frankly I think having 2 companions is enough, for example the 8th Doctor with Anji and Fitz, or even re-use the concept of Compassion where they all travel inside one of the companions ;-)

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    1. Re:Multiple companions by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

      You should also point out that the companions you referenced were in the books/audio-plays/whatever, not the TV series. I found out about them because I was looking for info about the TV series; for most people, Doctor Who is a TV show, not a series of books or radio programmes.

      And even though I read the novelisations as a kid, I still think of it that way too.

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    2. Re:Multiple companions by tonejava · · Score: 1

      Yeah perhaps, but I've been a whovian for so long they all seem to come together as one.

      I really see the Ninth Doctors adventures encapsulated in the books as continuing on from Survival (last of the original episodes to be broadcast) - it's hard to go so long without a televised series you just have to make the most of the books ;)

  73. No thanks by Physician · · Score: 1, Funny

    England, where crossdressers are hilarious (see Family Guy), has now decided on a Doctor Who spinoff that features a bisexual. Don't worry BBC. I won't be getting the torrent of that show.

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  74. Who says Captain Jack is Bi-Sexual? by Gord+The+Rogue · · Score: 1

    If your referring to the scene where he kissed The Doctor, Captain Jack (Can't think of the actor's true name at the moment) explains in the show "Doctor Who Confidential" That he hoped no one would look at it that way. It was an emotional reaction...to say "goodbye" to someone he more/less now looked on as a sort of "Big Brother". He kissed him in this context... like one would kiss a brother goodbye. I can't remember which episode of Doctor Who confidential this was, I believe it was one of the last ones aired when the season was comming to an end.

  75. American Broadcasting seeks weekend programming by Humorless+Coward. · · Score: 1

    http://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/TV/10/18/apontv.sa turdays.dead.ap/index.html

    Funny; this seems like exactly the type of thing
    Americans need to have available for Saturday evening
    viewing.
    ;)

  76. Re:Another, even more adult take on popular sci-fi by meringuoid · · Score: 1
    Adult. That's almost funny, because all it really means is possibly more graphic violence and a big step-up on sexual innuendo, both probably offered, in most situations, as a substitute for more creative, thoughtful writing.

    I actually doubt that. From a more adult Doctor Who series, I'd expect more frightening little kids in gasmasks and alien refugees reanimating Victorian corpses, and fewer farting Slitheen.

    Apparently they had to tone down the horror in The Empty Child in order to avoid... well, basically traumatising an entire generation. What the original was like I don't know, but it must have been something like the evil offspring of Ringu and The Exorcist, if it was worse than what actually went on air...

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  77. Can americans watch Dr. Who? by Keybounce · · Score: 1

    How do those of us in the states watch the new Dr. Who?

  78. Policy and Effects by SeanDuggan · · Score: 1
    One might argue too that, without a legal way to bind each other together until death (or flimsy divorce excuses) do they part, there's less motivation to develop a lasting relationship. *shrug* A lot of it depends on how much one believes love is tied to sexual reproduction. Since the relationship isn't likely to bear fruit, there may not be as much reason to develop a lifetime relationship.

    That said, I don't know what the latest research says on the subject. I know that 20-30 years ago, they were still saying that the general trend was towards promiscuity rather than long-term monogamous relationships, but that may have been a passing trend, propaganda, or inadequate research. For that matter, I've a pet theory that human psychology as a whole tends to be heavily influenced by what people are told psychology should be. Multiple Personalities on the television? People will start developing it. A concrete example would be the roles of of the two hemispheres of the brain. Early research postulated that the right side of the brain controlled input from the left eye and vice versa. They have experiments proving this. Now, they say that the right-side of the brain covers the left visual field of both eyes. They have experiments proving that. Makes a person wonder now, doesn't it? The act of observing affects the target of observation.

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