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Longhorn's Offical Name is Windows Vista

UnkleAsdf writes "The folks at Redmond have long pointed to the user interface of the next generation Windows release as one of its major selling points. Now, it appears Microsoft has chosen an official name for Longhorn with just that in mind. Enter: Windows Vista. Microsoft is expected to make an official announcement early Friday morning." From the article: "Microsoft has also registered domains to go along with the newly christened Windows, including windowsvista.com. The domains were registered in late March, indicating the company made the decision even before WinHEC gave developers their first taste of Longhorn in over a year."

774 comments

  1. Name confusion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Asta lavista, Alta Vista. You have fewer lawyers.

    1. Re:Name confusion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      >Asta lavista, Alta Vista. You have fewer lawyers.

      Since when does the Terminator care about lawyers? They are only good for target practice!

      Hasta La Vista, Baby!

      http://mifshow01.free.fr/Amiga/Original/terminator %202.jpg

    2. Re:Name confusion? by sykjoke · · Score: 1, Redundant

      I was thinking more along the lines of asta lavista baby.

    3. Re:Name confusion? by ppz003 · · Score: 1

      Vista? Brings back painfull memories from a different application, WebCT Vista. Oh, the horrors of the occursed name continue...

    4. Re:Name confusion? by i.r.id10t · · Score: 2, Informative

      WebCT's enterprise level course delivery software is Vista as well...

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    5. Re:Name confusion? by Soul-Burn666 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      How about Vista Windows or another?

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    6. Re:Name confusion? by jurt1235 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well, Terminator is a good name for MS windows. It will surely end all your computer fun (-:

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    7. Re:Name confusion? by Will2k_is_here · · Score: 1

      Oh, the horrors of the occursed name continue...

      Tell me about it. I hope I graduate and get a real job before I have to ask someone to log in to WebCT Vista only to hear them respond with "I'm already logged in to Windows Vista. What do you mean my philosophy course should be in the list? What is java? Do you mean javascript? What's javascript?"
      *bang* *bang* *bang*

      The whole WebCT vista system is pretty good, but it REQUIRES a perfectly configured system which NOBODY has.

    8. Re:Name confusion? by ramunas · · Score: 5, Informative

      We Latvians are extatic about the name: Vista in latvian means hen :)))

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    9. Re:Name confusion? by michelcultivo · · Score: 5, Informative

      I see a lot of troubles with Brazilian Portuguese:
      Vista = Wear something
      Vista = Eyes
      Vista = Pay with Money

    10. Re:Name confusion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'm sure Micro$oft was talking about the latter.

    11. Re:Name confusion? by Ced_Ex · · Score: 3, Funny

      Well, Terminator is a good name for MS windows. It will surely end all your computer fun (-:

      Well, I know for certain that Linux ended my computer fun.

      WHERE ARE THE GAMES?!

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    12. Re:Name confusion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know it will just remind me of the system we work with in the cinema business.

      http://www.vista.co.nz/

    13. Re:Name confusion? by bbzzdd · · Score: 2, Funny

      Now if Microsoft can't nail astalavista.box.sk for posting Windows product ids, they can sue for violating their product name.

    14. Re:Name confusion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
      The version of KAsteroids in KDE is quite good, but probably not what you're looking for.



      That SuperTux game is quite a passable rip-off of Super Mario Brothers 3.



      Frozen Bubble may be the most addictive game of all time - the first time you play it.



      And they are just the free ones. There are proper commercial big name games, like Doom 3 and Quake 3, for Linux if you want them and are prepared to buy them - may need full support for graphics card apropos drivers, which can sometimes be tricky.

    15. Re:Name confusion? by tepples · · Score: 2, Informative

      I know for certain that Linux ended my computer fun. WHERE ARE THE GAMES?!

      VisualBoyAdvance runs on GNU/Linux, and both Tetanus On Drugs and Lumi-what? run on VisualBoyAdvance.

      StepMania runs on GNU/Linux if you have 3D working.

    16. Re:Name confusion? by jurt1235 · · Score: 1

      Well, how about kasteroids, or kbounce, or Shisen So , and I can go on for a lot more supercool games. Even some 3D ones like tux-racer (I still have to set ip up so it will run oneday on my super standard budget priced SiS chipset card).

      And besides that you can have fun with configuring postfix with cyrus, or with sendmail and imap, and then create fake e-mails and send them to yourself so you see how much you can do by typing in telnet on port 25.

      Or even more fun: Run apache and create your own website for everybody to see.

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    17. Re:Name confusion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's ok, I'm sure Microsoft will just sue those companies into oblivion for 'stealing' the name.

    18. Re:Name confusion? by DrHanser · · Score: 2, Informative

      Medicare is releasing their software packaged for doctors (for free) called Vista this August. Hooray name confusion.

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    19. Re:Name confusion? by sp3tt · · Score: 0, Troll

      And the error messages are all "Fuck you asshole.", "Trust me (even though you shouldn't, because I'm a badass [computer] killing machine)", "Get out!" and "I'll be bHUTb9dtducabtTUHBHTOSHUT CARRIER LOST)." and

    20. Re:Name confusion? by macdaddy357 · · Score: 1

      It will definately be Windows Hasta La Vista when you can get Mac OSX on a PC.

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    21. Re:Name confusion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly, the new name is Windows "Pay for something".

      Got a nice ring to it!

    22. Re:Name confusion? by Foortech · · Score: 1

      http://www.ci.vista.ca.us/ How Dare Microsoft take the name of "America's Climatic Wonderland!

    23. Re:Name confusion? by pilgrim23 · · Score: 4, Funny

      I had my money on "Windows Copeland"...

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    24. Re:Name confusion? by kypper · · Score: 1

      I can see it now. Windows 'Wear Something'.

      Followed by, in 2008, Windows Rideau (Windows Curtains)

    25. Re:Name confusion? by DanielNS84 · · Score: 1

      I enjoyed UT2004 on my gentoo box. I also played couterstrike under Winex and a few other games with linux support. There are more than you'd think...they just don't advertise a lot. ;)

    26. Re:Name confusion? by Buelldozer · · Score: 1

      Have you tried Enemy Territory? Quake 3 engined first person shooter set in WWII, online multiplayer and FREE to download!

    27. Re:Name confusion? by tsa · · Score: 1

      I've been waiting for a desktop-ready Linux version that you can use out of the box for ten years now. Finally it's there, and it's called Mac OSX!

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      -- Cheers!

    28. Re:Name confusion? by Bachus9000 · · Score: 1

      Let's see...Just yesterday I spent way too much time play Civ3. Last week I got some Red Alert 2 action in. A few months back I played some UT2004 and a bit of the original Command & Conquer. I even had some fun with Half-Life 2. Granted, when you use Linux you're list of available games is going to be restricted compared to Windows, but from my experience there are more than enough games available with either native version or through WINE/Cedega. Some games work better than others, and some games won't work at all, but overall I'm quite impressed that the WINE and Cedega teams have done with their projects.

    29. Re:Name confusion? by FuzzyBad-Mofo · · Score: 1

      What about "Hasta la Vista Windows." Too obvious?

    30. Re:Name confusion? by slashzero · · Score: 1

      I gave up on computer gaming, it's to damn expensive. By the time you go out and buy a descent video card, memory, hard drive to play the leading games, you've well over spent the cost of a gaming cosole.

      Until last month, I've been using the same 750mhz computer for four years with Linux because I didn't need the power to play games. Computers today are unreasonably fast, and if you're not trying to push it to play some stupid game, you can use it for just about anything else. I only upgraded because my parents gave me their old 1.8ghz computer because they needed to upgrade because Windows was running to slow.

      So once you give up on computer gaming and use a console, you're going to be spending gobs and gobs of money trying to keep your system up to date to play the latest games, where you can spend what, $200 dollars for the system, and play every game made for the system.

    31. Re:Name confusion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Things one do for fun :
      • SEX
      • more sex
      • even more sex
      • noch ein bitchen sex
      ...and when I want REAL fun... after 4 hours of sex
      ...then I am having fun with some C or assembler...
      ...or if I am too tired for having fun with C after all that sex for fun... I read /. and write silly comments...

    32. Re:Name confusion? by ppz003 · · Score: 1

      Actually, the university I am working for has a WebCT Vista users group meeting every now and then with the local maintainers. The version of Vista we were using at the time didn't offically support Firefox (but will soon or already does) or JRE 1.5 (might support that too now) but that combination worked the fastest and best of any.

      It was nice to see some of the less computer savy users suggest that everyone tell their students to use Firefox even before I could.

    33. Re:Name confusion? by rmdir+-r+* · · Score: 3, Funny
      Perhaps this is difficult for you. Let me try to explain this visually:

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      _
      /_\ <-Your Head
      -|-
      /\
    34. Re:Name confusion? by ystar · · Score: 1

      On Mac. Trust Me.

    35. Re:Name confusion? by yahwotqa · · Score: 1

      Introducing new Microsoft anti-nudism campaign - WearSomething(tm) !

    36. Re:Name confusion? by arose · · Score: 1

      But most of us will, sadly, warez it anyway.

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    37. Re:Name confusion? by TheGSRGuy · · Score: 1

      Pay With Money...more like "Pay With Soul", heh. I was hoping for a cool new version of the Windows flag...

    38. Re:Name confusion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And the same to you, unless I'm mistaken. It's the reference to Tux Racer that gives it away first, and then it just gets obvious...

    39. Re:Name confusion? by spike1 · · Score: 1

      Crashta la vista, baby... :)

    40. Re:Name confusion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd love to use OS X, I just refuse to buy a Mac to do it. No way in hell am I not working on my own box.

    41. Re:Name confusion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With the slogan "What Would You Like To Wear Today?(tm)"

    42. Re:Name confusion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ho ho ho!

      "Extatic" in English doesn't mean anything! Great going, Latvian!

    43. Re:Name confusion? by stuartkahler · · Score: 1

      Forget them, try Vista Pro.
      http://www.andromedasoftware.com/cd213.htm
      Queue Lawyers in
      3...
      2..
      1.

    44. Re:Name confusion? by pcmanjon · · Score: 1

      " I've been waiting for a desktop-ready Linux version that you can use out of the box for ten years now. Finally it's there, and it's called Mac OSX!"

      Hmm, strange, I used Debian out of the box without any troubles... is there something I am missing here? Are you trolling or are you just taking a cheap shot chance to advocate Mac OS?

    45. Re:Name confusion? by tsa · · Score: 1

      I think it's a bit of both actually. I recently installed Debian 3.1 and I've been trying to get everything working for two weeks now, and I still can't burn CD's... I've been using Slackware for the last ten years, and the learning curve to a different distibution is steeper than I thought. I also have two Macs at home and I love them more and more, I must say. But that is also because thanks to my Linux experience I can really exploit the Unix-like OS and have it do whatever strange thing I want. OSX is great!

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    46. Re:Name confusion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not really. Vista also means "[a] view". Vista = pay with money is new for me (but then I'm a European Portuguese native speaker, and you know those crazy brazilians... ).

    47. Re:Name confusion? by SsShane · · Score: 1

      And 'puke' means 'flower'! I kid not.

    48. Re:Name confusion? by MrNemesis · · Score: 1

      For those who don't get the joke from a non-native english speaker;

      s/extatic/eggstatic/

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    49. Re:Name confusion? by jonadab · · Score: 1

      > > Vista = Wear something
      > > Vista = Eyes
      > > Vista = Pay with Money
      > I'm sure Micro$oft was talking about the latter.

      I realize you were joking, but in all seriousness, the second meaning listed there is the one that's related to the Latin root that also gives us the English word Microsoft intended. It makes sense, etymologically if you think about it.

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    50. Re:Name confusion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cegeda (Point2Play) from transgaming.com works great. Running warcraft III was my last hold out on win2k. Once I found that transgaming supported WC3 and zillions of other games I formatted my disk and installed gentoo. Getting Cedega to work on gentoo took a little bit of work, but now that its installed I'm in heaven.

      I tested Cedega/WC3 on my younger brother in-law who plays WC3 4-8 hours a day on win2k and he said he couldn't tell the difference.

    51. Re:Name confusion? by Afro+Thunder · · Score: 1

      Indeed. So many jokes will come from this name. I can't wait until my friends known the next windows name. It will be funny.

    52. Re:Name confusion? by TrailerTrash · · Score: 1

      My other three vapor suggestions: Pink/Taligent; Cairo; Hurd.

    53. Re:Name confusion? by slideroll · · Score: 1

      And hen in Japanese means 'weird'.

    54. Re:Name confusion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i think most folks get that you have to wear something with windows already...

      norton antivirus and norton firewall: it's what to wear.

    55. Re:Name confusion? by HishamMuhammad · · Score: 1

      Never heard of "pagamento à vista"? That means you're paying in a single payment. (As opposed to "pagamento a prazo", ie, split in several payments).

    56. Re:Name confusion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's Windows HASTA LAS VISTA. And that's the way it's going. Just like Arnold's governorship.

    57. Re:Name confusion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "And hen in Japanese means 'weird'."

      "Windows Weird" would have been a good name

    58. Re:Name confusion? by kurzweilfreak · · Score: 1

      You misspelled "masturbation".

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    59. Re:Name confusion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The only 100% accurate translation is the last one (Vista = Pay with money). In the first case, vista is, in spanish and brazilian portugese, the imperative form of "to wear (something)" (inf: Vestir). And vista is not eyes in english, it is the ability to see (both in portuguese and spanish). In portuguese, eyes is olhos (ojos in spanish).

    60. Re:Name confusion? by 42forty-two42 · · Score: 1
      I recently installed Debian 3.1 and I've been trying to get everything working for two weeks now, and I still can't burn CD's...

      aptitude install kernel-image-2.6-386 # if you know a closer match for your CPU feel free to use it here
      aptitude install k3b

      Reboot, and use k3b.
      If you prefer a command-line approach, you can just install mkisofs and cdrecord instead of k3b.
    61. Re:Name confusion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Windows Siesta.
      How much longer till this forced retail patch comes out?

    62. Re:Name confusion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      "Linux: Wear Nothing!"

    63. Re:Name confusion? by jurt1235 · · Score: 1

      C&C and Red Alert work good under Wine? Hum, time to get them out of the windows environment.

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    64. Re:Name confusion? by Lorkki · · Score: 1

      Great! Where can I get the source?

    65. Re:Name confusion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are a whole load of applications already called "Vista", apparently:
      http://www.bestpricecomputers.ltd.uk/humour/window s-vista.htm

      Did the lawyers not check this one out properly?

    66. Re:Name confusion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't forget the slightly unknown
      Astalavista.box.sk

      Don't ask me how i know of this webpage.

    67. Re:Name confusion? by ale3ns · · Score: 0

      We Greeks are laughing alot too! The words "svis' ta" in Greek mean "delete them". So Bet what Windows Vista sounds like...

  2. Name I would like to see for next Microsoft OS by sglider · · Score: 0, Troll

    "Windows Break"

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    1. Re:Name I would like to see for next Microsoft OS by ThosLives · · Score: 2, Insightful
      War isn't about who's right. It's about who's left.
      You have one of the most insightful sigs I have ever seen. I think this is the thing that people forget about war...

      </offtopic>

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    2. Re:Name I would like to see for next Microsoft OS by sdsichero · · Score: 1

      Well it's better than "Windows Crack"

      Frankly, they should have just went for the cross-promotion: "Windows 360"

    3. Re:Name I would like to see for next Microsoft OS by Decker-Mage · · Score: 1

      It's one of the best I've seen and dead on target. Just ask anyone who's served in the military.

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  3. If this OS is a vista... by m93 · · Score: 5, Funny

    then the view thus far is crappy.

    1. Re:If this OS is a vista... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The vista is what you see before you go off the cliff. Compared to what's at the bottom, it probably looks pretty good.

    2. Re:If this OS is a vista... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Vista in Portuguese means "View" or "Panoramic View". It is also an eye-related word. But I think the following meaning sounds better for this new OS:

      V=Vírus
      I=Infections
      S=Spyware
      T=Trojans
      A=A dware :))

  4. one question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Does it run linux?

    1. Re:one question by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      Only if you add Virtual PC.

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    2. Re:one question by nxtw · · Score: 2, Informative
    3. Re:one question by dextroz · · Score: 1

      You meant vmware (?)

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    4. Re:one question by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      VMware works too, but I said Virtual PC because of a /. article a while back where Microsoft said that (their) Virtual PC supports Linux.

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    5. Re:one question by rikkards · · Score: 1

      That remains to be seen....

      <Tin Foil Hat>
      MS could say that VMWare could be counterproductive and undermine DRM functionality and include code in VirtualPC not to run those evil Operating Systems that spit in the face of DRM
      </Tin Foil Hat>

      (thank god I previewed otherwise the tags would have disappeared and someone might take me seriously.)

    6. Re:one question by Ignominious+Cow+Herd · · Score: 2, Funny

      No, that would be Windriva.

      (I can't believe it took that long to get a -driva post here! You guys are slipping.)

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    7. Re:one question by ThJ · · Score: 1

      Windows Vista runs on PCs. Virtual PC doesn't run on a PC. It's for Macs.

    8. Re:one question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    9. Re:one question by bwcarty · · Score: 1

      Um...Virtual PC has been available for running VMs in Windows for quite some time now.

      Microsoft bought out the original developer, but it's theirs now. Imagine that.

    10. Re:one question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except that it runs on almost all flavors of WIndows, you are exactly correct.

      http://www.microsoft.com/windows/virtualpc/evaluat ion/sysreqs.mspx

    11. Re:one question by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 1

      Yeah - but VPC still faults on LongHorn! I can't get jack to work!

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      Never been known to fail..."
    12. Re:one question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Way to prove how stupid you truly are. Maybe you should consult Google before speaking?

    13. Re:one question by FLAGGR · · Score: 1

      Dolt, virtualpc for mac is an x86 emulator, on x86 virtualpc is a "virtual pc"

    14. Re:one question by ThJ · · Score: 1

      A few things never cease to amaze me...

      1. How I usually research before I speak and usually confirm what I already knew, but get it wrong the one time I don't bother to Google what I'm talking about.

      2. How Slashdotters have mysterious ability to connect the lack of a small snippet of knowledge with stupidity.

      I'm a coder, not some random loudmouthed newbie who talks out of his ass all the time. I made the assumption that the whole idea of Virtual PC was that it's a PC simulator for Macs. I made this assumption because I installed this product for a former boss of mine and seemed in that workplace to be mostly known for it's PC-on-Mac ability.

      I think any person who can't be polite needs to check his own intelligence before opening his mouth. You know nothing about me as a person. I dare to claim that I'm no jerk. I'm also fairly sure you'd actually like me if we ever met, and you'd probably at least respect me for my abilities. But no... On the Internet... What's wrong with people?

      In conclusion, I'm not the target of your little pet peeve.

      If this gets modded down then I will most definitely lose all faith in the Slashdot moderation system. I have spoken honestly and openly like this before, and gotten modded down, and I think it's damn unfair. Give me a break, moderators.

    15. Re:one question by ThJ · · Score: 1

      See this existing post for my reply.

    16. Re:one question by ThJ · · Score: 1

      Was there a Windows port before the takeover? In that case, I'm talking about a version I installed on a former boss' computer a few years ago, not the current Microsoft version. Also read this post.

    17. Re:one question by ThJ · · Score: 1

      Okay, so I haven't been following what Microsoft has been doing to Virtual PC. I don't recall that there used to be a Windows version.

    18. Re:one question by nxtw · · Score: 1

      Uh, yeah. Virtual PC for Windows has been out for a few years, before Connectix was acquired.

  5. Running out of ti.. names. by shadowcode · · Score: 2, Funny

    Windows Vista, that doesn't sound quite right. I think they're running out of names.

    1. Re:Running out of ti.. names. by Alex+P+Keaton+in+da · · Score: 3, Funny

      I think it is appropriate-
      On family trips my dad's joke was to point out any nice looking scenery and say "what a nice vista."
      One time, while traveling to MA from Ohio, he pulled into a rest stop that said "scenic vista." He had a low speed accident, or crash in that rest stop, and now I associate the word vista with crash.
      Wasn't one of the ugliest cars in history named the Vista? The Colt Vista, imported for Dodge?
      http://www.intellichoice.com/reports/vehicleReport /vehicle_nmb/100009877/type/used

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    2. Re:Running out of ti.. names. by bjomo · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yeah, they already used up the good ones like Windows XP, Windows 2000, and the most fabulous of all Windows 3.1. What dolt modded the parent insightful?

    3. Re:Running out of ti.. names. by cybersaga · · Score: 4, Funny

      Windows Vista, that doesn't sound quite right. I think they're running out of names.

      Since they've been using the name 'Windows' for the past 20 years, I wonder why it took you this long to figure that out.

    4. Re:Running out of ti.. names. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This reminds me of a Dilbert joke wherein he says that all the interesting acronyms were already taken, so they had to go for a "second choice" project name.

    5. Re:Running out of ti.. names. by khazad · · Score: 5, Funny

      On family trips my dad's joke was to point out any nice looking scenery and say "what a nice vista."

      Oh, he was a funny one.

    6. Re:Running out of ti.. names. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sarcasm. It's not just for breakfast anymore.

    7. Re:Running out of ti.. names. by Pxtl · · Score: 1

      iirc, the name was "placenta". The boss also took the time to point out how funding depends on the coolness of the project name.

    8. Re:Running out of ti.. names. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No matter how you slice it, Vista is a funny word.

      Now for real scenic vistas, I highly recommend northern Indiana...

    9. Re:Running out of ti.. names. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      C'mon guys.. This is childish to make up some crappy comment on names. Even Linux falvors does have some useless names.

    10. Re:Running out of ti.. names. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or Schwimdows: Friends Edition

    11. Re:Running out of ti.. names. by G-Licious! · · Score: 1

      All the alternatives were taken by search engines.

    12. Re:Running out of ti.. names. by NanoGator · · Score: 2, Funny

      "Windows Vista, that doesn't sound quite right. I think they're running out of names."

      Yeah, gee, if they could only come up with something as cool as Gentoo, Suse, or Linspire.

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    13. Re:Running out of ti.. names. by Coniptor · · Score: 1

      Oh come on!
      With Windows Vista I could literally cruise the vistas!

    14. Re:Running out of ti.. names. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am that dolt!

    15. Re:Running out of ti.. names. by Bachus9000 · · Score: 1

      Seriously now, I was just thinking that I wished MS would go back to version numbers (or at least years). How is the layman supposed to know which is newer between Windows XP and Windows Vista (or 2000 and Vista or ME or 3.1, for that matter)?

    16. Re:Running out of ti.. names. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The word vista is about as funny as the word house.

      In case you're from a different background, my point is that the word vista isn't funny.

    17. Re:Running out of ti.. names. by Anonymous+Writer · · Score: 1

      Windows Vista, that doesn't sound quite right.

      I agree. I think something like "Windows .NET" would be better. It would depict that it they're including and promoting .NET along with the OS, although not completely apparently. It would just sound poignant, in my opinion. And they could also use the domain name "www.windows.net" as a portal to web services that are integrated with their OS, like Hotmail, Passport, and others that they haven't come up with yet. That was just my first try at coming up with an alternative name, and I'm not even a Microsoft fan. I bet their advertising campaign for it is going to be unappealing as well. I've never liked their ads.

    18. Re:Running out of ti.. names. by _randy_64 · · Score: 1

      He was subtle too. My Dad's comment on any nice looking scenery was more like "look at the knockers on that one son!".

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    19. Re:Running out of ti.. names. by snilloc · · Score: 1
      I seem to recall something from the movie "White Men Can't Jump" when Wesley Snipe's wife is complaining about where they live, the Vista View.

      "There ain't no vista, there ain't no view, and there sure as hell ain't no vista of no view!"

      or something very similar to that.

    20. Re:Running out of ti.. names. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      While certainly no Beauty queen, calling the Colt Vista "one of the ugliest cars in history" reveals a real lack of knowledge about the huge range of ugly cars that have been introduced...

      Boring and dull, yes. Ugly, Maybe. Ugliest ever? hardly.

  6. Chicken by Letaals · · Score: 5, Funny

    Windows Vista in latvian would be Windows Chicken, now that is very lucky for us latvians.. "I hate chicken!"

    1. Re:Chicken by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ja tas tiesham ir labs vards!

    2. Re:Chicken by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Vista is Portuguese for "Sight"

    3. Re:Chicken by mancontr · · Score: 1

      Also in Spanish

    4. Re:Chicken by haeger · · Score: 5, Funny
      Honda did something similar in Europe. They were going to name a car Honda Fitta which would be unfortunate since "Fitta" means "Cunt" in swedish.

      They managed to get a slogan too. "Small on the outside but large once you get in".
      Needless to say the Honda manager in Sweden wasn't very amused when the papers called him and asked about this.

      Oh, they rebranded it. Now it's called Honda Jazz.

      .haeger

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    5. Re:Chicken by Himring · · Score: 4, Funny

      I went to a restaurant and I ordered a chicken sandwich, but I don't think the waitress heard me 'cause she asked how I'd like my eggs. So I tried answering her anyways. "INCUBATED! Then hatched, then raised, then beheaded, then plucked, then cut up, then put onto a grill, then put onto a bun. Damn, it's gonna take a while. I don't have the time. Scrambled! -Mitch Hedberg

      http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Mitch_Hedberg

      Rest in peace Mitch....

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    6. Re:Chicken by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      sveiki no Amerikaa

    7. Re:Chicken by richlv · · Score: 1

      oh, it gets even better when we will be able to make fun of "henherds" or whatever they could be called in english ;)

      this story lights a cloudy friday evening. microsoft gets funny +5.

      and getting windows vista on a corporate desktop might be a fun game, too.

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    8. Re:Chicken by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      salud capitano obvious!

    9. Re:Chicken by div_2n · · Score: 5, Informative

      For all sorts of poor name choices, check out:

      http://www.i18nguy.com/translations.html

      I am sure someone will mention the Chevy Nova legend, but that's just what it is--a legend.

    10. Re:Chicken by Apreche · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Like the chevy nova.

      In spanish "no va" means "doesn't go".

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    11. Re:Chicken by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, in portuguese that'd be: "saudações, Capitão Óbvio!"

    12. Re:Chicken by Txiasaeia · · Score: 2, Insightful

      *sigh* If you were looking around for a dining room suite, would you refuse to buy one that was called "Notable" because, if you added a space, it would say "No table"?

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    13. Re:Chicken by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And unfortunately for them, "Jazz" means "big floppy donkey dick" in Swahili.

    14. Re:Chicken by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In case you didn't notice, there are spanish speakers in the USA...

    15. Re:Chicken by juhtolv · · Score: 1

      Here in Finland Hyundai sells are car model called Sonata. AFAIK it is sold under model name Sonta in the rest of the world. In Finnish language "sonta" means "muck" or "dung".

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    16. Re:Chicken by ch-chuck · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Just like Commodore and the VIC-20 in Germany - from wikipedia: "The VIC-20 was originally meant to be called Vixen, but this name was inappropriate in Germany, Commodore's second most important market, because it sounds like wichsen, the German language word for "masturbate". VIC, which was subsequently chosen, has a similar problem--it can be pronounced like ficken, the German word for ... "

      You'll just have to lookup vic-20 in wiki for that. Likewise, the Japanese video game Puck-Man was changed for fear of US graffiti.

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    17. Re:Chicken by RobbieGee · · Score: 0

      In Norway, there is an electrical company called "Tussa kraft". It didn't fare too well with the icelandics they had a conference with since "Tussa kraft" apparently means "Cunt juice" in their language.

      Can any icelandics confirm that this is the case?

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    18. Re:Chicken by MotorMachineMercenar · · Score: 1

      Yet another urban car name translation myth.

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    19. Re:Chicken by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's an issue with 'Long Horn' in english as well..

      *titter*

    20. Re:Chicken by xENoLocO · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Thats the same reason the chevy nova didn't sell in latin america....

      Va means "Go".

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    21. Re:Chicken by MotorMachineMercenar · · Score: 1

      Would you like to back this up with some legitimate sources? I did a quick google search and all I could come up with were lots of (mainly Swedish) pages about how funny the Fitta/Jazz faux pas was. Sounds like the Nova "incident" or the Sonta/Sonata hoax a Finn in another reply tries to spread.

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    22. Re:Chicken by El-Vino · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Yet another similar thing happened in Mexico once they introduced the Chevy Nova a couple of years back... No va meaning "Won't work" or "Don't work" in spanish... that car wasn't selling too well ;)

    23. Re:Chicken by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Something similar happened in Spain with 4x4 car "Mitsubishi Pajero". In spanish, "Pajero" means vulgarly "onanist". So, they changed its name in Spain to "Mitsubishi Montero". I supose they also did it in all other spanish-talking countries.

    24. Re:Chicken by Ignominious+Cow+Herd · · Score: 1

      Here in the US, Hyundai means "muck" or "dung". Sonata (which IS what they call that car) is a kind of song. So, Hyundai Sonata is dung you can buy for a song?

      In Soviet Russia...oh, nevermind.

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    25. Re:Chicken by Anne+Thwacks · · Score: 1

      I was expecting it to be "Foghorn Leghorn", but maybe Ive seen to many cartoons lately!

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    26. Re:Chicken by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      A couple years back?? WTF are you smoking. They haven't made Nova's in over twenty years!!!

    27. Re:Chicken by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Vista means nothing in Chinese.

    28. Re:Chicken by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope, here in Canada, it was called the Sonata as well.

    29. Re:Chicken by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which reminds me: ALWAYS PREVIEW BEFORE POSTING. It is... "saudações, Capitão Óbvio!" (let's see if it works now)

    30. Re:Chicken by El-Vino · · Score: 0

      Yes... and how isn't that a couple of years ?? you know, 20 years is not that much of a long time.

    31. Re:Chicken by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Vista == Volunteers in Service to America, a Kennedy-Johnson era program (domestic Peace Corps), which lives today under the rubric of Americorps. Much of the earlier recruitment was oriented to retrirees. A primary aim was to combat poverty in the United States. See: http://www.friendsofvista.org/vhistory.html and http://www.americorps.org/vista/. Not to offend, but Microsoft's new name for Windows/Longhorn feels a bit gray-haired and creaky, which it probably will be. On the stress/poverty (and stability) side, MS has lost me to Macintosh. Switched three of five home PCs to Macs; for me, Longhorn is long gone. MS's purchase of spyware comapny Atria (ne Gator) was last straw.

    32. Re:Chicken by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but debian means 'shit' in chinese...

    33. Re:Chicken by Pxtl · · Score: 1

      bull. My dad had one of those, and Spanish is his first language - he still talks about the jokes his friends would tell. Nova was definitely the source of jokes in Spanish.

    34. Re:Chicken by FRiC · · Score: 1

      I don't know if the Fitta/Jazz thing is real or not, but here in southeast asia, the Honda Jazz and Fit are two different cars. They do look extremely similar though.

    35. Re:Chicken by neko9 · · Score: 1

      Windows Vista in latvian would be Windows Chicken, now that is very lucky for us latvians.. "I hate chicken!"

      Windows Vista in latvian sounds like Windows Hen. chicken in latvian is "calis" and not "vista" :-)

    36. Re:Chicken by Tomasset · · Score: 1

      Of course Mitsubishi did it with its Pajero model.

      In spanish, pajero means simply "wanker", so they had to change the name to Montero in order to address the spanish market.

      Just look at the official pages (in spanish). Although the website is pajero.com, they refer to the car as Montero. Really funny.

      http://www.pajero.com/spanish/top.html

    37. Re:Chicken by orasio · · Score: 1

      Saludos, Capitán Obvio!

    38. Re:Chicken by div_2n · · Score: 1

      The legend is that the name hurt car sales. It didn't. Follow the link I gave for more information.

    39. Re:Chicken by pnutjam · · Score: 1

      My brother had a KIA when he was in the military. A couple people told him that was not a smart car for someone in the military to be driving. KIA is an abbreviation for Killed In Action.

    40. Re:Chicken by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe so, but I think the point is nova is definitely pronounced differently than no va.

      It's not the Nová, it's the Nova. So it'd be pronounced Nóva. (I hope slashdot fixed that accent-stripping bug, because I just typed one with an accent on the A and another with the accent on the O.)

      So any "confusion" is definitely a joke.

    41. Re:Chicken by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I liked it better the other way.

    42. Re:Chicken by gninja · · Score: 1

      Because 'a couple of years' means 2 years.

    43. Re:Chicken by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    44. Re:Chicken by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IKEA sells a bed called "gutvik" ... a promise to german customers of having a good f*ck - product names can by tricky

    45. Re:Chicken by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Windows Vista in latvian would be Windows Chicken, now that is very lucky for us latvians.

      Yeah, that's lucky, but I don't think that balances out the bad luck of having Dr. Doom as your emperor.

    46. Re:Chicken by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was invited to Sony US HQ once, and they had this device in one of their server rooms. It was a large cabinet filled with many high-density digital tapes, a few tape readers, and a robot arm to do the swapping. The big feature of this filing system was that it could store over a petabyte of data (this was a few years ago when that was really impressive), so the marketing team in Japan gave it the name "peta-file".

      They re-branded it for the US market.

    47. Re:Chicken by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 1

      Oh, they rebranded it. Now it's called Honda Jazz.

      Are they aware that the term "jazz" has its origins in hipster slang for the act of fucking?

    48. Re:Chicken by Gauchito · · Score: 1

      Two problems with that: Notable is an actual word in English, Nova isn't a word in Spanish. Also, the pronunciation doesn't change in Nova by adding a space: the syllables sound exactly the same, so when spoken, space or no space, a Spanish speaker will hear "no va". When you add the space to notable, you change the sound from notahble to no tayble.

      All that aside, snopes has debunked this myth (this link has been posted so many times before on Slashdot, figured people would give this story a rest already...).

    49. Re:Chicken by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      The Snopes article on the Chevy Nova thing uses the example of a dining set named "Notable." Well, nobody would buy that dining set, would they? Because it has no table.

    50. Re:Chicken by Andrewkov · · Score: 1
      Honda did something similar in Europe. They were going to name a car Honda Fitta [mag-x.com] which would be unfortunate since "Fitta" means "Cunt" in swedish.

      Must be why Acura's are all named as numbers and letters. They learned from their mistakes! :-)

    51. Re:Chicken by lscotte · · Score: 1

      LEROY JENKINS!!!!!! At least I got chicken.

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    52. Re:Chicken by pablodiazgutierrez · · Score: 0

      That reminds me of the infamous Mitshubishi Pajero, which in Spain means something like "jerker", or "masturbator". They quickly changed it to Mitshubishi Montero, but the damage was done for the incautious early buyers :).

    53. Re:Chicken by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have an Hyundai Elantra that certainly isn't muck or dung.

    54. Re:Chicken by Kjella · · Score: 2, Interesting

      In Norway, there is an electrical company called "Tussa kraft". It didn't fare too well with the icelandics they had a conference with since "Tussa kraft" apparently means "Cunt juice" in their language.

      Can any icelandics confirm that this is the case?


      Well, if you googled for "tussa", you would see it means cunt. I didn't find any other reference for "kraft" than a powerlifter federation, but "cunt power" doesn't go over that much better I think...

      Kjella

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    55. Re:Chicken by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Same happened here in Spain with the 4x4 vehicle "Mitshubishi Pajero".

      "Pajero" in spanish means "wanker".

      So, they changed the name to "Mitshubishi Montero", which means -more or less- "that lives or grows up in the mountains". In the same sense that Aragorn.

    56. Re:Chicken by XPACT · · Score: 1

      Acura "cura" in bulgarian means (dick, penis) It is realy pretty close and funny.

    57. Re:Chicken by krelian · · Score: 1

      In hebrew Kia sounds like the word for "puke" so the company branded itself as Kaia.

    58. Re:Chicken by krelian · · Score: 1

      Let's have a bet on which story will be repeated the most in this thread. My money is on the Chevy Nova.

    59. Re:Chicken by jrumney · · Score: 1
      KIA is an abbreviation for Killed In Action.

      No kidding. It took me a while to figure out you meant the brand of South Korean car. On first parse I was going "WTF? This guy was KIA, but still managed to be around for a couple of people to tell him stuff."

    60. Re:Chicken by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *sigh* Don't you like jokes?

    61. Re:Chicken by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A Nova translates in spanish to... Nova!!

      the "No Va" joke is entertaining but not what other make it out to be.

    62. Re:Chicken by Txiasaeia · · Score: 1
      "Also, the pronunciation doesn't change in Nova by adding a space: the syllables sound exactly the same, so when spoken, space or no space, a Spanish speaker will hear "no va"."

      Not exactly true. If "nova" were a Spanish word, the accent would be on the second-last syllable (i.e. NO). So it would be pronounced NOva. The phrase "no va," on the other hand, is pronounced "no VA." In a language where the accent changes meaning, "nova" and "no va" *sound* different and act different. Therefore this example is equivalent with the "notable/no table" example.

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    63. Re:Chicken by haeger · · Score: 1
      How about a paper clipping from one of the papers here in sweden?
      It does require some understanding of swedish however.
      Aftonbladet.

      .haeger

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  7. Version? by ogre57 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Okay, fine, so they picked marketing name. Now what version is it really? Eg W2K was 5.0 and XP was 5.1. So is this 5.2, or 6.0, or what?

    1. Re:Version? by logik3x · · Score: 5, Informative

      5.2 = windows server 2003 Windows Vista will be 6.0

    2. Re:Version? by 3waygeek · · Score: 1

      I haven't looked at the Longhorn/Vista beta yet, but my guess is 6.0, since Windows 2003 Server is 5.2.

    3. Re:Version? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      And the next version will be 6.6.6

    4. Re:Version? by joel8x · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I dunno, it seems that they are still going to be running an NTFS based OS, making it more like a patched-up XP instead of a completely new OS (kind of like the upgrade from Windows 95 to 98 are loosely comparable in differences in the upgrade from 2000 to XP). This leads me to believe that instead of being a completely new OS we are going to see a useless ME-style upgrade to tide us over before they finish a WinFS system. So with that mentality I would think they would label it as version 5.3.

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    5. Re:Version? by Vo0k · · Score: 1

      I'd say 5.3.
      6.0 About as probably as next Linux kernel line above 2.6 being 3.0 :P
      Did you know that Solaris 10.x is just SunOS 2.10.x? They started calling that Solaris [x].[y] instead of SunOS 2.[x].[y] about SunOS 2.4 I think, but the dual namespace lived for a while - I remember installing SunOS 2.5.1 aka Solaris 5.1 at work...

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    6. Re:Version? by jmodule · · Score: 1

      Did you know that Solaris 10.x is just SunOS 2.10.x? They started calling that Solaris [x].[y] instead of SunOS 2.[x].[y] about SunOS 2.4 I think, but the dual namespace lived for a while - I remember installing SunOS 2.5.1 aka Solaris 5.1 at work...

      Um... that doesn't sound quite right. Because when Solaris 2.6 came along it was SunOS 5.6. Then they dropped the 2.x from Solaris like you said, but:

      • Solaris 2.6 = SunOS 5.6
      • Solaris 7 = SunOS 5.7
      • Solaris 8 = SunOS 5.8
      • Solaris 9 = SunOS 5.9
      • and so on...

      So my guess is that Solaris 10.x would be SunOS 5.10, if they kept up the convention.

      cf: Solaris versions

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    7. Re:Version? by darkjedi521 · · Score: 1

      Thats funny, I remember installing Sun OS 4.1.1 on a machine too old to run Solaris...

    8. Re:Version? by Ultronator · · Score: 1

      Don't forget...

      Java 1.5 = Java 5

      Good ol' sun skipping to higher numbers to make their software seem more advanced.

    9. Re:Version? by mrbcs · · Score: 1

      So it should really be called Windows FCK-ME?

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    10. Re:Version? by Bohiti · · Score: 1

      Does Linux have to have a new file system to warrant incrementing the version to the next integer? Seems to me the versioning is related to the kernel, not file system.

      Now, whether the Vista kernel will have enough major changes to warrant a "6.0" remains to be seen. They're saying it's vastly improved. But they can do whatever they want; they've proved that time and time again.

    11. Re:Version? by Bachus9000 · · Score: 1

      It couldn't be 5.3 because...? :)

  8. According to Dictionary.com by jpiggot · · Score: 5, Funny
    Vista is -- "A distant view or prospect"

    Which only makes sense, because I'm sure it'll be delayed...ooooh...me thinky long time.

    1. Re:According to Dictionary.com by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah...

      On a clear disk you can seek forever.

    2. Re:According to Dictionary.com by Iriel · · Score: 1

      You also have to remember the word 'prospect'. Which, of course, would refer to all the features that have been promised and taken back. Then all of the prospective features that have yet to be taken out until all we are left with is a view that leaves the user feeling pretty distant from a decent OS.

      Good definition!

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    3. Re:According to Dictionary.com by stereotree · · Score: 1

      You're more right than you know.
      Check out the two people in this picture, looks like they're searching in vain for the next release of Windows:

      http://www.microsoft.com/

  9. One of? by PeteDotNu · · Score: 5, Funny

    "The folks at Redmond have long pointed to the user interface of the next generation Windows release as one of its major selling points."

    There seem to be a few surplus characters in that sentence. The words "one of" and that final "s" seem to have been typed by accident.

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    1. Re:One of? by Shaper_pmp · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Yeah. Why not just call it Windows Eyecandy and have done with it?

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    2. Re:One of? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "Windows Eyecandy and DRM", more like - that appears to be the only thing it offers over XP.

    3. Re:One of? by Soul-Burn666 · · Score: 2, Funny

      More like Windows More-Stuff-To-Disable-On-First-Login or Windows MSTDOFL.

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    4. Re:One of? by Jondor · · Score: 5, Funny

      Or windows "look don't touch"..

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    5. Re:One of? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The "You misspelled..." bit is tired and lame anyway, even before you use it in a construct that's too complicated to follow before lunch.

    6. Re:One of? by PeteDotNu · · Score: 1

      Maybe too complicated for YOU, coward.

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    7. Re:One of? by Shaper_pmp · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I like that, and it even fits in with the recent MS naming system:

      Windows NT
      Windows XP
      Windows DRM

      Well, I'm going to start calling it that - I wonder how far we can spread the meme before it's finally launched?

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    8. Re:One of? by Feztaa · · Score: 1

      I think MSTDOFL is a great acronym, because we could pronounce it "Emm Standard Awful."

      We could take it one step further and call it "More Shitty Stuff To Disable On First Login", MSSTDOFL, or "MS' Standard Awful."

    9. Re:One of? by RzUpAnmsCwrds · · Score: 1

      "Windows Eyecandy and DRM", more like - that appears to be the only thing it offers over XP."

      Funny to hear this when the consensus is that Apple will be using TCPA features in the next version of OS X to prevent it from being run on commodity hardware.

      Secure audio path and Windows Media DRM are *already* a part of XP.

      I never got the Slashdot paranoia over DRM. It should be the laws that mandate DRM or make circumvention illegal that we should be against.

      Of course, this is Microsoft, so, here goes:

      MICROSOFT WINDOWS VISTA IS SUCH A SHITTY NAME. THERE DRM ENCUMBERED CRAPPERONI WONT FOOL US. MAC OS TURBOLIZARD WILL BE SO MUCH BETTER. REDOMOND IS JUST COPYING APPLE. DRM DRM DRM. LOOK AT ME - DRM DRM DRM!!!!!!!

    10. Re:One of? by Shaper_pmp · · Score: 1

      "Funny to hear this when the consensus is that Apple will be using TCPA features in the next version of OS X to prevent it from being run on commodity hardware."

      It's not all that amusing - that's exactly the reason I won't be buying an Apple machine any time soon. Not even an iPod - it's the principle.

      "Secure audio path and Windows Media DRM are *already* a part of XP."

      Yes, but they aren't effectively uncrackable until they're part of the hardware, too. All the time they're in software they can be broken with software or hardware hacks. Once it's ensconced in a hardware chipset we're in trouble - know of any good CPU-hacking tools that'll turn off DRM without buggering up your chip?

      "I never got the Slashdot paranoia over DRM. It should be the laws that mandate DRM or make circumvention illegal that we should be against."

      This is a point. However, allowing DRM on your system then just campaigning to stop it being abused presupposes you assume your campaigning will be successful, and that Big Media won't start denying your Fair Use rights and abusing their new-found power before the campaign wins.

      FWIW, they're already abusing their power, and do you honestly believe they'll voluntarily give it up any time soon?

      I can't see any realistic near-future situation in which DRM is both ubiquitous and not horribly abused by those holding the keys.

      In addition, it's my computer, dammit. When Big Media pays £1000 to buy me a general-purpose computing device, then they can tell me what to play on it, how to play it and when to upgrade my fucking monitor...

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  10. Why not just issue a theme? by soops1966 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Instead of all this R&D why don't they release a bew theme for XP. Save a lot of messing around.

    Could have new widgets that ate memory, CPU, disk space and to phone home.

    Cheaper and faster than how they're doing it now.

    1. Re:Why not just issue a theme? by Spellbinder · · Score: 2, Interesting

      but they would earn less money

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    2. Re:Why not just issue a theme? by MSFanBoi · · Score: 1

      Yeah gee, its not like XP is a server OS. It's not like Vista has a bunch of new features added to it well above and beyond the differences that separated Windows NT from Windows Server 2003...

    3. Re:Why not just issue a theme? by JahToasted · · Score: 1

      You have a spelling error there. It's spelled "RIP-OFF" not "earn".

    4. Re:Why not just issue a theme? by cremat · · Score: 1

      stop supporting microsoft with pirating their software!!!!!

      The most accurate description on the success of Microsoft I've seen in a long time...

    5. Re:Why not just issue a theme? by csguy314 · · Score: 1

      Cheaper!? Faster?!
      You obviously don't understand Microsoft at all!

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  11. Mental imagery by quokkapox · · Score: 2, Funny
    The word "vista", for me, brings to mind the idea of something hazy, and far, far away in the distance.

    Perfect.

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    1. Re:Mental imagery by br0ck · · Score: 0, Redundant

      This is what it brings to mind for me.

  12. Another Dissapointment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Despite all the disspointing announcements lately about features being dropped from Longhorn, at least it still had a cool name. Now that's gone too.

  13. Vista? by Rez-9 · · Score: 1

    I don't like that name. I think Longhorn is far better.

    How abbreviation of Windows Vista will look like?

    WV, V, MSWV?

    1. Re:Vista? by mhifoe · · Score: 3, Funny

      How about WinVi?

      Then the next version can be WinEmacs.

    2. Re:Vista? by rooijan · · Score: 1

      Vista means "view" in English - such as "The vista from the top of the hill was breath-taking".

      How MS plan to relate it to the OS, I have no idea...

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    3. Re:Vista? by RetroRichie · · Score: 1

      All I know is that VW is taken.

      For now.

    4. Re:Vista? by GuyWithLag · · Score: 1

      No need, Emacs is aready a operating system.

      Further, many would argue that it's a better one...

    5. Re:Vista? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, it was called Windows NT because each letter was one away from VMS. WNT=VMS++

    6. Re:Vista? by BiloxiGeek · · Score: 1

      I thought Emacs was a religion.

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    7. Re:Vista? by hviezda14 · · Score: 1

      But it's missing some featured editor :-)

    8. Re:Vista? by starbird · · Score: 1

      ...Emacs is already an operating system.

      I thought Emacs was a religion.


      It can be all that and more!

    9. Re:Vista? by Orgazmus · · Score: 1

      Scary ;\

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    10. Re:Vista? by Eric604 · · Score: 1

      Hmm no that's not what I heard. They needed some New Technology, so it was named NT. After they named it NT someone figured out it was also VMS++.

    11. Re:Vista? by RailGunner · · Score: 1

      No, emacs has a vi mode for editting text.

    12. Re:Vista? by stanmann · · Score: 1

      Emacs would be everything computer software related if someone would just port VI to it.

      Also said as " Emacs would be a perfect software suite if only it had a text editor"

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    13. Re:Vista? by jdh41 · · Score: 1

      gonig backwards as ever...

    14. Re:Vista? by shotfeel · · Score: 1

      I think they wanted to get away fromt the predator/prey thing Mac users were snickering about.

      Mac OS : Jaguar, Panther, Tiger, Lion
      MS OS : Longhorn, Longhorn, Longhorn, Vista

      I guess Tiger really did eat Longhorn for lunch.

    15. Re:Vista? by doublem · · Score: 1

      Cool idea, but that would still leave it without a decent text editor.

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    16. Re:Vista? by 0xABADC0DA · · Score: 1

      Well if there was any truth in advertising they would call their OS:

      WinMac X

      And the boot screen would be the 'pissing dude' on top of an Apple logo.

    17. Re:Vista? by jonadab · · Score: 1

      > How about WinVi? Then the next version can be WinEmacs.

      No, no, the next version (codenamed Blackcomb) will be WinVim, because it will add features that should have been there in the first place (e.g., Monad and WinFS).

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    18. Re:Vista? by AaronD12 · · Score: 1
      How about WinVi?

      It will be much easier to exit Windows Vista. No more clicking on Start, Shutdown, selecting Shutdown, and clicking okay.

      Now, just type :q! on the keyboard!

  14. Obviously.. by joshsnow · · Score: 5, Funny

    ..they dared not name it after a year. That would have been like 3drealms naming Duke Nukem 1998 instead of Duke Nukem forever.

    1. Re:Obviously.. by ducttapekz · · Score: 1

      If they named it after a year they would have to stick to a release date.

    2. Re:Obviously.. by kosmosik · · Score: 1

      I recall some interviews with BG -- or was it SB? -- they stated something that LH is technology for next ten years so it would not be marketing-wise to call product with year. Because it will appear like "Bagnzooloo Linux 2009" is better (cause newer) than "Windows 2007". :)

    3. Re:Obviously.. by justforaday · · Score: 1

      *WHOOOOOOSH*

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    4. Re:Obviously.. by madprof · · Score: 1

      Headline of every magazine ever:
      "(We've been waiting for) Duke Nukem Forever"

    5. Re:Obviously.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, but if you name a game *forever*, then the R&D time is presest from the outset....

    6. Re:Obviously.. by KiloByte · · Score: 4, Funny

      Right. Instead of missing your deadlines, you can give yourself some safety space.
      Like, Chessmaster 2000 was released in 1986, 3000 in 1991. The latest dated version is 9000 -- this means, they still have 7995 years until their next deadline. I believe they have a fair chance of making it.

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    7. Re:Obviously.. by Orgazmus · · Score: 1

      *WHOOOOOOSH*

      I dont get it?

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    8. Re:Obviously.. by Andy_R · · Score: 1

      It's a quote from the late great Douglas Adams, author of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, who was notoriously slow at delivering books to his publisher: "I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by."

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    9. Re:Obviously.. by QMO · · Score: 1

      Kind of like how Windows 97 became Windows 98?

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    10. Re:Obviously.. by mkrist · · Score: 1

      The latest dated version is 9000 --

      Actually the latest dated version isn't 9000. It's not even in the same scheme; I guess they didn't want to go for "Chessmaster 10000", so instead they went for "Chessmaster 10th Edition" (www.chessmaster.com).

    11. Re:Obviously.. by NeMon'ess · · Score: 1

      that was the sound of the joke going over ducttapekz's head

    12. Re:Obviously.. by the+web · · Score: 1

      That being said, I can now confidently say that ChessWizard 8000 is slated for an early release. Why wait for the other guy? Buy your license today!

      1. Vapourware? Check...
      2. F..U.. and D? Check, Check and Check!

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    13. Re:Obviously.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Like Windows XP, they should name it after the expression that you get when using it. Something like DX would be appropriate.

    14. Re:Obviously.. by shotfeel · · Score: 1

      And SJ said OS X was going to be their base for the next 10 years. That's what, another 5 years? I guess NT's decade is over.

      Somehow I see the core of OS X outliving the Longhorn core OS.

    15. Re:Obviously.. by piecewise · · Score: 1

      For the record, he said OS X has created a foundation to build off of for the next twenty years.

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    16. Re:Obviously.. by Ubeor · · Score: 1

      I remember when Win95 was code-named "Chicago". They were originally gonna call it Windows 4.0. When the release date slipped into 1994, they decided to call it Windows '94. The release date slipped AGAIN, they changed to Win95, and the rest of us started calling it "WinEver"!

    17. Re:Obviously.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      XP is the expression other people give when they find out you bought it.

    18. Re:Obviously.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      9000
      - 2005
      -------
      6995

    19. Re:Obviously.. by Lord+Apolon · · Score: 1

      '10th' is not a date. At least, not a year.

  15. Registration by leonmergen · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The domains were registered in late March, indicating the company made the decision even before WinHEC gave developers their first taste of Longhorn in over a year.

    And why is that, exactly? Couldn't it be that they made up many names, selected, say, 10, and registered the domain names to prevent leaking of the name and it being registered by someone else ?

    Sounds like a very small price for such a big risk, so I don't see any reason why registration in March should indicate that they actually decided to go with that name at that date...

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    1. Re:Registration by 88NoSoup4U88 · · Score: 1, Funny
      Very true, see also the registered domains :

      www.windowsXPwithsomeextrathemes.com
      www.windowsIhopewegetitsecurethistimearound.com
      www.windowsYP.com
      and www.windowsdielinuxdie.com

      ;)

    2. Re:Registration by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I concur. They've probably registered hundreds of names that might be good for use in the future. They've probably got the registration done on the version after Vista, they just don't know it yet.

    3. Re:Registration by CyberKnet · · Score: 1

      Did you somehow miss www.pWn'D!.com ?

      It's their take on google's "do no evil" mantra. It represents them turning over a new leaf and being honest about things from the start.

      And now for your own entertainment:

      a: "Dude! You got pWn'd!"
      b: "Yep, and it only cost $150!"
      a: "Man. That's awesome. It was only a month and a half ago that I paid $2500 for a pWn'd Server."
      b: "Yeah, they're charging less and less to get pWn'd every day! I bet soon you can get pWn'd for free, or they might even _pay_ you!"

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    4. Re:Registration by octavist · · Score: 1
      "Microsoft has also registered domains to go along with the newly christened Windows, including windowsvista.com."

      Ah, but have they registered enough domain names? ;-) That's always the hard part when lots of tech-literate people hate you...

  16. Windows Vista...? by Zediker · · Score: 0

    Windows Vista... how about Windows NRT (not really there) since they practically cut everything that could have been good about it..

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  17. Define: Vista by hcob$ · · Score: 5, Funny

    The view you see outside your office window while your computer switches from Blue Screen of Death to Red Screen of Death, reboots, crashes, pours water on itself, ignites and then explodes.

    Oh, and then customer service asks if you have plugged in your computer.

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    1. Re:Define: Vista by hendridm · · Score: 1

      Although I am extremely grateful to have a windowed cubicle, the view from my windows is two parking ramps. Plain and boring, makes sense I guess. I am also blinded by the sun from for the first 1-2 hours in the morning.

      I'm still grateful for my windowed cubicle, of course. A metaphor for many of us Windows users, it is.

    2. Re:Define: Vista by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      Don't knock daylight dude... I'm turning green from all this flourescence.... eep!

    3. Re:Define: Vista by guaigean · · Score: 1

      You can see the outside from your office? :O

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    4. Re:Define: Vista by hcob$ · · Score: 1

      only in my mind's eye..... only.......

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  18. Arnold.. by curtisk · · Score: 4, Funny
    ..can make some good scratch since it appears his political career seems to have limited duration.

    {Commercial starts}IT group all a scramble, looks like a technical World War 3, motorcycle boots stomp into the frame, pan up to Arnie's mug...." Windows Vista, Baby!" holding CD at arms length. Looks of salvation on the faces of IT techs.

    LOL what am I saying?

    --

    Sehr geehrter Toilettenbenutzer!

    1. Re:Arnold.. by Akoma+The+Immortal · · Score: 1

      Darn! You beat me to it.

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    2. Re:Arnold.. by anno1602 · · Score: 1

      Sehr geehrter Toilettenbenutzer!

      Care to explain from where you got that one?

    3. Re:Arnold.. by pedestrian+crossing · · Score: 1

      Probably from the ubiquitous "Please use the toilet brush" signs you see in Germany. "Sehr geeherter Toilettenbenutzer - Falls was kleben bleibt, steht die Buerste bereit!"

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    4. Re:Arnold.. by curtisk · · Score: 1

      From one of my slashdot friends/fans who resides in Germany, as part of a discussion of formality in addressing people there.

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      Sehr geehrter Toilettenbenutzer!

    5. Re:Arnold.. by Dephex+Twin · · Score: 1

      Don't forget "Bitte im sitzen pinkeln" :)

      --

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    6. Re:Arnold.. by slcdb · · Score: 1

      {Director over bullhorn} Cut!!! For that last time, Linus, take the friggin' mask off. And it's "Hasta la Vista, Windows!!!" damn it!

      --
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  19. Yuck Yuck by soma_0806 · · Score: 4, Funny

    With a name like Longhorn, they were kind of asking to be re-"branded"

  20. Vista? by iamjoltman · · Score: 1

    Pardon my ignorance, but could someone tell me what Vista means and how Microsoft relates it to their new OS? NT was New Technology I believe, and that was fitting (well, when it was released anyway) and XP stood for experience (yea, it's some experience alright...) so what's the correlation this time?

  21. Definition by erykjj · · Score: 1

    According to the article, 'The word 'vista' defined means "pleasing view."'. That is not correct. Vista simply means "view" or "sight" and could apply to good or bad, pleasing or displeasing. It remains to be seen which it turns out to be...

  22. Apple's new marketing strategy. by pharwell · · Score: 3, Funny

    This will be great for Apple's marketing division. In the new "switch" commercials, they could get Schwartzeneggar to say "Hasta la Vista, Windows!"

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  23. astalavista by Inigo+Soto · · Score: 5, Funny

    Will this be their *cough* registration site?

    1. Re:astalavista by KiloByte · · Score: 1

      And in related news, astalavista.box.sk will be sued for a trademark breach.
      (I know, I know, they're 11 years old. But MS is bigger.)

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  24. And ReactOS new name... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Windows Blister - an open sores tradgedy

    "Windows Retinitis Pigmentosa" is a much better name for MS next OS.

  25. Sucks to be this company... by logik3x · · Score: 4, Insightful
    1. Re:Sucks to be this company... by inkdesign · · Score: 3, Funny

      or these guys...

    2. Re:Sucks to be this company... by mynickwastaken · · Score: 0

      "..Whether your preference is for basic sliding windows and doors or your taste is more for casement windows and bi-fold doors, Vista Windows will have the solution for you."

      Duh... Beside the translucency, they added "sliding windows" and "casement windows" into Longhorn.

      This is gonna be cool!

    3. Re:Sucks to be this company... by bedroll · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You have it backwards. It's awesome to be that company. They just have to get enough money together to sustain a lawsuit that Windows Vista is hurting their trademark - I noticed they're displaying the Registered symbol, I assume it's not a sham - and sue. Then Microsoft will eventually settle and pay them to change their names. For actual case-law, see MS vs. Lindows.

    4. Re:Sucks to be this company... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ticketmaster too...

    5. Re:Sucks to be this company... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Especially now that their site will be slashdotted into oblivion...

    6. Re:Sucks to be this company... by pafrusurewa · · Score: 1

      Why's that? Does Vista Windows sell operating systems?

    7. Re:Sucks to be this company... by bedroll · · Score: 1
      From a Trademark FAQ:

      What is trademark infringement?
      Trademark infringement occurs when a business uses the same or similar name in commerce in a way that may lead to confusion with the trademark owner's service/product. Trademark infringement is based on this element of "confusion" that is a function of the mark's meaning. In general, infringement does not require the infringer to be a competitor, but infringement requires a similar product.

      So, you're saying that you don'e think that Vista Windows' trademark, in the context of that simplistic explaination above, is infringed upon by Microsoft's Window Vista? Vista Windows, Windows Vista... It's true that you can trademark the same or similar names when used in different contexts, but you've infringed if you've introduced confusion about the other trademark's name.

      The only reason I mentioned Lindows, as the case is obviously quite different, is that its outcome is similar to the one I predicted for this, should it come to be. An infringement suit is filed, Microsoft's case appears weak and they may lose a trademark, Microsoft settles of unknown (but sure to be large) sum of money, other company changes name as part of settlement.

    8. Re:Sucks to be this company... by pafrusurewa · · Score: 1

      Well, you quoted this: "... infringement requires a similar product". I have yet to see a window made by Microsoft or an operating system made by Vista Windows, so no, I don't think there's any confusion.

    9. Re:Sucks to be this company... by bedroll · · Score: 1

      Whoops! I am wrong.

  26. Vista!! Could Visa Sue Microsoft?? by veezhun · · Score: 1

    Just a thought.. vista is close to visa... couldnt visa sue MS for a name so close to its own..

    1. Re:Vista!! Could Visa Sue Microsoft?? by cybersaga · · Score: 1

      No, especially because the companies aren't even in the same business.

    2. Re:Vista!! Could Visa Sue Microsoft?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They both take your money, and that you will need one to afford the other, and both promote interest at the expense of the consumer.
      Doze even has 'check digits' Priceless.

  27. Whew! by XxtraLarGe · · Score: 5, Funny

    I was worried they were going to pull one-upsmanship on Apple and name it Windows "Liger", (which is bred for its skills in magic).

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    1. Re:Whew! by Sabathius · · Score: 0

      Meanwhile at the Windows Vista press conference...

      Reporter: "Mr. Gates, what are you gonna do today?"

      Gates: "Whatever I want! Gosh!"

    2. Re:Whew! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      GAH! Retarded!

    3. Re:Whew! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      XxtraLarGe, you owe me one keyboard. :)

    4. Re:Whew! by gabor_nagy · · Score: 1

      I actually went to see that Liger at that Zoo by Reno, Nevada. I went to see the liger purely cause I saw it on the wiki :-)

  28. Hasta la vista, baby! by ewg · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Hasta la vista, baby!

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  29. taste of Longhorn? by Gothmolly · · Score: 1

    ... WinHEC gave developers their first taste of Longhorn in over a year.

    The rest of us have been getting a 'taste' of Microsofts 'Longhorn' for years now.... crappy sw, high prices, poor security, forced upgrades, etc.

    It's funny, laugh. I haven't had my coffee yet today.

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  30. Vista... Sounds like a small Chevy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Didn't it come after the Vega, or am I thinking of a Ford...?

  31. Del Boca Vista... by xquark · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Are you telling me there's not one condo available in all of Del Boca Vista?

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    1. Re:Del Boca Vista... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you telling me there's not one bit of memory available in all of Windows Vista?!?!

    2. Re:Del Boca Vista... by 32bitwonder · · Score: 1

      You have to know that it's only a matter of time before some yahoo creates a patch which will replace every mention of "Vista" with "Del Boca Vista" now!

  32. Descriptive name by SpaceLifeForm · · Score: 1
    Top two google links

    The view will be great from a spyware standpoint.

    'Volunteers in Service to America' - As you volunteer away your freedom.

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    1. Re:Descriptive name by swissfondue · · Score: 1

      Very
      Insecure
      Software
      Terminating
      Abruptly

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    2. Re:Descriptive name by DickBreath · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      With all that DRM why don't they call it...

      Windows Secured Userspace eXecution

      or for short...

      Windows SUX

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    3. Re:Descriptive name by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      Windows SUE would be more appropriate, perhaps?

    4. Re:Descriptive name by jonadab · · Score: 1

      It gets better. At the time of this writing, the top result on Google for Windows Vista is a document at umn.edu referring to a visual statistics system. The second and third results are for a company that sells the kind of windows that are made of glass; the fifth result goes to another such company. The fourth is for some kind of 3D rendering product, and the sixth result has to do with a UMAX scanner...

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  33. No, WindowsVista.US by lseltzer · · Score: 1

    Actually, Microsoft has registered windowsvista.us, not windowsvista.com. The WindowsVista.com registrant is:

    Register.com
    Domain Registrar
    62 Rcom Drive
    Yarmouth, NS B5A 4B1
    CA
    Email: admin@internationaladmin.com

    1. Re:No, WindowsVista.US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Would that not be the registrar and not the registrant.

    2. Re:No, WindowsVista.US by lseltzer · · Score: 1

      right, it would not be. Check the record yourself.

  34. Naming schema by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    It seems odd that Microsoft are sticking to their decision to abandon year references in their product names (well, excluding the miserable sales-pitch that was Windows 2003). I think they'll lose upgrades over this--not everyone knows that Windows Vista is better than XP (Vista implies a hands-off approach, XP implies that you're part of an experience), but everyone knows that Windows 98 is better than 95, simply because of mandatory obsolescence enforced by the naming scheme.

  35. This is the mexican name. What is the gringo name? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Windows Vista?

    OK, but what will they call it in the gringo market?

    muchachos gracias

  36. in a rought translation.. by protomala · · Score: 1

    In portuguese vista means view, so we have "vista da janela" or "windows view". Funny indeed.

    1. Re:in a rought translation.. by XxtraLarGe · · Score: 1
      In portuguese vista means view, so we have "vista da janela" or "windows view". Funny indeed.

      Maybe in Portugal they'll call it "View da Janela" to make it sound exotic :-)

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    2. Re:in a rought translation.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In English vista means view.... wait a minute, does that mean I know Portuguese? Wow! I'll say something in Portuguese. Hello Portugal!

    3. Re:in a rought translation.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Weird how Indo-European words crop up: 'janla' is the Bengali word for window too.

  37. Research! by Libor+Vanek · · Score: 1

    So that's what Microsoft did with the 5.8 B$ research budget - looking for new Windows release name :-)

  38. xp = experimental! by strongmace · · Score: 1

    You mean XP = experimental :D

    That is how you explain all the damn blue screens!

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    1. Re:xp = experimental! by Vo0k · · Score: 1

      No, silly! It's not an acronym! It's a smiley!

      And as for Vista - View. But don't touch. Looks cute, but onMouseMove(system.crash());

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  39. Vista Windows by slasho81 · · Score: 1

    Vista Windows. Who will win in court?

    1. Re:Vista Windows by imsoclever · · Score: 1

      My bets are on Mike Rowe.

    2. Re:Vista Windows by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 1
      Vista Windows. Who will win in court?

      The defendant. Two completely different markets, no bad faith, yada yada. MS will probably want to buy it, see what it's worth to them.

    3. Re:Vista Windows by slasho81 · · Score: 1

      Does it matter if it's two different markets? I can see why it doesn't matter when we're talking about two small unrelated markets. But with huge markets, unrelated as they may be, it can hurt one of the brand names. Think "Windows Ikea" for example. What's the legal status on this kind of a brand conflict?

    4. Re:Vista Windows by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      If the words involved are common words such as 'windows' and the markets are unrelated it's tough nuts.

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    5. Re:Vista Windows by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 1
      Does it matter if it's two different markets? I can see why it doesn't matter when we're talking about two small unrelated markets. But with huge markets, unrelated as they may be, it can hurt one of the brand names. Think "Windows Ikea" for example. What's the legal status on this kind of a brand conflict?

      The more generic the term, the narrower the granted trademark. "Windows" is pretty generic. And if the "Vista Windows" - who makes actual windows, out of which you can see a vista - has to give up their trademark, I think it's time for a revolt.

  40. Windows VISTA by colonslashslash · · Score: 1
    Windows Vehemently Insufficent System To Administrate?

    Yeah I know, clutching at straws. Was worth a shot though. ;-)

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  41. Other Rejected Names by WombatControl · · Score: 5, Funny

    After dumpster diving outside Redmond, I managed to come up with this list of alternate names compiled by Microsoft's marketing team:

    • New Windows
    • Windows Edsel
    • Windows Nova (with an extra push for sales in Latin America)
    • Microsoft Bob 2.0
    • Windows: Ishtar Edition
    • Windows: Enterprise
    • Windowfalls (To be paired with a quirky yet brilliant drama/comedy on the Fox network)
    • Windows Episode II: Attack of the Clones
    • Windows XP 2: Electric Bugaloo

    For the launch of Windows 95, Microsoft used The Rolling Stones, for Windows XP it was Jay Leno. For the launch of Windows Vista, Microsoft will use a celebrity guest that represents the future of the product: Microsoft is considering David Caruso, Shelley Long, John Travolta, or Kevin Costner...

    1. Re:Other Rejected Names by davecrusoe · · Score: 1

      Wow, I'm honored to be such a futuristic personality! Er... caruso... argh...

    2. Re:Other Rejected Names by Dystopian+Rebel · · Score: 1

      The Edsel was (by all reports) a good car.

      Some other dubious possibilities:

      Windows Garfunkel
      Windows Hindenberg
      Windows Five Year Plan (FYP)
      Windows Maginot Line
      Windows Keanu

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    3. Re:Other Rejected Names by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It would almost be worth going back to Windows for Windows XP 2: Electric Bugaloo

    4. Re:Other Rejected Names by danheretic · · Score: 1
      Others:
      • Windows XP#
      • Windows OS 11 (to compete with MacOS X)
      • Windows BlingBling
      • Windows for HerdGroups
      • Windows 20xx
      • Windows Malware Edition
      • Windows Cold Fusion
    5. Re:Other Rejected Names by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't forget Henry Winkler, because MS has definitely jumped the shark in this episode.

    6. Re:Other Rejected Names by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ray Charles?

      Oh wait...

  42. How is this news for Nerds!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As we all know winderz is for lamers, so please leave us alone with that crap.

  43. Wasn't there a landscape renderer with that name? by CdXiminez · · Score: 1

    Will the beautiful landscape renderer Vista Pro be sued to change their name?
    They were first, but are not big...

  44. Windows what, Whistler? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow, they finally completed the 95 project. Congrats, Redmondites.

  45. New Name for Windows Explorer by dsginter · · Score: 5, Funny
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    1. Re:New Name for Windows Explorer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hasta la Longhorn, Gatie!

    2. Re:New Name for Windows Explorer by camperslo · · Score: 1

      Or Vista Virus...

    3. Re:New Name for Windows Explorer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I owned a Vista Wagon.

    4. Re:New Name for Windows Explorer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, Vista Cruiser... Perfect name for my computer when I install the "Vista" version of windows... Vista Cruisers are slow, dodgy, and old. Perfect.

    5. Re:New Name for Windows Explorer by Griim · · Score: 1

      "You can literally, cruise the vista!" - Red Foreman

    6. Re:New Name for Windows Explorer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've only been in one olds vista cruiser - a '69 with a 454 v8. It wasn't slow.

  46. one of the things they're waiting for... by dAzED1 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    one of the things they're waiting for...is a platform. AMD is solid and at 64 bit, but Intel is MS's ol' buddy. Longhorn was already supposed to be out by now, but...Intel doesn't have a good enough 64bit platform to offer it. That's the wait.

    1. Re:one of the things they're waiting for... by Nasarius · · Score: 1
      Intel doesn't have a good enough 64bit platform to offer it

      Sure they do. They're not popular, but they do have their AMD64 clones, called EM64T.

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  47. Re:This is the mexican name. What is the gringo na by leftistcoast · · Score: 2, Funny

    Probably 'Nova'.

  48. RE: Thanks for the update... by Sabathius · · Score: 0


    Now I know the boxes to avoid when I see them on the shelf.

  49. Better Ring by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I suppose "Windows Vista" has a better ring to it than "Windows POS"

  50. What about WebCT VIsta? by interrupt75 · · Score: 1

    WebCT has a widely used CMS for on-line courses named Vista http://webct.com/software/viewpage?name=software_v ista
    which has been out for at least a few years. WebCT is used heavily in Higher Education for on-line course delivery.

    1. Re:What about WebCT VIsta? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This means WebCT can now sue Microsoft over naming rights!!

      All joking aside, I'm part of a campus that is moving to WebCT Vista very soon. This means that within the next couple of years I can doubly refer to a product named Vista as the ultimate bane of my existence.

    2. Re:What about WebCT VIsta? by tekten · · Score: 1

      I'm at the WebCT user conference that wraps up today in San Francisco. It's interesting hearing reactions as word spreads about the new Windows name. One person put it as "so now we can run Vista on Vista?"

    3. Re:What about WebCT VIsta? by Matt+Clare · · Score: 1

      I saw WebCT Campus Edition six at last month's early Canadian Preview (because none of our universities are sending us to San Francisco).

      Are you sure moving to Vista is a good move now that CE is running on Vista's code-base? Are you using People Soft or something that only plugs into Vista?

      The more I think about this the more it looks like Microsoft is using WebCT development model too.

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  51. what about passport? by justforaday · · Score: 1

    I heard that they're also planning on relaunching their Passport service as Windows Visa.

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  52. Microsoft's future-proof weapon... by AnonymousDot · · Score: 1
    ... against the self-aware, hyper intelligent Skynet:

    Asta la Vista baby!

    And it crashed.

  53. trademark rules by tinkerton · · Score: 1

    That's a different sector, and I think that means it's ok to use the same name there.

    But there are a lot of software packages called 'Vista' out there. I wonder how trademark registration resolves all that.
    None of the packages are an OS?

    1. Re:trademark rules by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you sure they're different sectors? Both companies' brochures seem to indicate they're selling windows ...

    2. Re:trademark rules by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      None of them are called Windows Vista

  54. Why bother ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why is Microsoft wasting time and money chosing such a crappy name while Windows 2006 (or Windows NT 6.0) should fit great and would't cause any trademark issue ?

    As long as it it marketted as "Windows", I'm not sure it will make such a big difference in terms of sells.

  55. Where's the real news? by Aminion · · Score: 5, Interesting

    So the future Windows will be called Vista. But where is the news that really matters?

    I want to know what happened to WinFS, Avalon, Indigo and all the other revolutionary tech that Long... Vista supposedly would offer. How much has been cut and how much does Vista really differ from XP? How much will Vista cost?

    Somehow, Vista doesn't seem to be, as Bill Gates once said, the the most important release since Windows 95. Let's hope Vista is more than a new color scheme and fancy GUI components.

    1. Re:Where's the real news? by btsdev · · Score: 2, Insightful

      >> Let's hope Vista is more than a new color scheme and fancy GUI components. Why?

    2. Re:Where's the real news? by Dunbal · · Score: 4, Funny

      Let's hope Vista is more than a new color scheme and fancy GUI components.

      I am sure it will contain a whole new way for anyone to see and share your files...

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    3. Re:Where's the real news? by team99parody · · Score: 2, Interesting
      So the future Windows will be called Vista. But where is the news that really matters? I want to know what happened to WinFS, Avalon, Indigo

      Are you suggesting microsoft technology matters more than microsoft marketing?

      LOL!

      Hasn't the reality been that Microsoft's marketing has always mattered far more than any of the technical components they release?

    4. Re:Where's the real news? by laffer1 · · Score: 1

      Thats a feature, not a design flaw!

      Don't forget printers, web cams and coming soon.. your pda when docked!

    5. Re:Where's the real news? by Chicane-UK · · Score: 1

      What want to know is when are we going to get the definitive version of Windows?

      Each time a new version comes along, Microsofties are saying "This is the one Microsoft have been working on for ages.. Me / 2000 / XP were just in betweens but THIS is the one" - but its the same with every previous version.

      Longhorn has been frequently touted as the MUST HAVE version of Windows but with so much key technology missing, then surely its just going to be yet another stopgap version of Windows.

      So when is the killer version due? We've been waiting long enough.

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    6. Re:Where's the real news? by MSFanBoi · · Score: 1

      WinFS is currently in Alpha testing. Avalon and Indigo are both part of the Longhorn Beta1 due any day now. In fact you can get both of them right here: http://msdn.microsoft.com/longhorn/default.aspx?pu ll=/library/en-us/dnlong/html/installavalonindigob eta1rc.asp

    7. Re:Where's the real news? by aspenbordr · · Score: 1

      Of course it will be the most important release since XP....for the xxAA

      One of the biggest new "features" of longhorn (I steadfastly REFUSE to call it vista) is all the "trusted computing" software added to it. This is a major reason why I will likely never buy it: if I'm going to pay $30 for a digital movie, I would much rather have it on a DVD where I can play it wherever I want than a digital media file with so much DRM that I have to give my first born to get it to play on ONE computer, much less my 4 computers. And I can just forget linux, because obviously those FSF people are too inconsiderate to give us "features" like trusted computing.

      I'm beginning to think Microsoft is just a patsy for the media companies with Longhorn. "Hey, come PAY for LESS rights with YOUR media!". I, for one, will not buy it, but many, many will since it comes on all new computers...

    8. Re:Where's the real news? by plopez · · Score: 1

      Let's hope Vista is more than a new color scheme and fancy GUI components.


      Annoucer voice over:
      "Windows Vista, now with new virus and trojan exploits! Order your copy of Microsoft anti-virus today!"

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    9. Re:Where's the real news? by Tim+C · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I steadfastly REFUSE to call it vista

      Why? Sure, it's not the world's greatest name, but it's no worse (to me) than say Mandriva (why, Mandrake, why?)

      if I'm going to pay $30 for a digital movie, I would much rather have it on a DVD where I can play it wherever I want than a digital media file with so much DRM that I have to give my first born to get it to play on ONE computer, much less my 4 computers

      I adore the irony of a person decrying an OS for supposed integration of DRM favouring DVDs with their CSS encryption, region-locking and associated law suits...

      And I can just forget linux, because obviously those FSF people are too inconsiderate to give us "features" like trusted computing.

      Maybe the FSF won't, but IBM are working on it.

      Hey, here's an idea - how about you wait until the OS has been released and reviewed (or at least previewed from a release candidate build) before ripping it to shreds for imagined undesirable features?

    10. Re:Where's the real news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let's hope Vista is more than a new color scheme and fancy GUI components.

      [heavy sigh]

      'fraid not, dude! Microsoft still insists on putting more time in on choosing fancy names than actually inovating.

    11. Re:Where's the real news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Hey, here's an idea - how about you wait until the OS has been released and reviewed (or at least previewed from a release candidate build) before ripping it to shreds for imagined undesirable features?

      Then how's he supposed to accrue all that +5 Insightful karma?
    12. Re:Where's the real news? by oneandoneis2 · · Score: 1
      And I can just forget linux, because obviously those FSF people are too inconsiderate to give us "features" like trusted computing.

      You can always get Trusted Gentoo if you're that desperate ;o)

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    13. Re:Where's the real news? by the_sidewinder · · Score: 1

      From what I know, Indigo and Avalon are still there, Avalon would have to be to support the Aero interface

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    14. Re:Where's the real news? by Hasai · · Score: 1

      "Let's hope Vista is more than a new color scheme and fancy GUI components."

      Why would MS care what we hope for? '95 and '98 were little more than glitzed-up versions of 3.11, and they sold just fine.

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    15. Re:Where's the real news? by Nasarius · · Score: 1
      Furthermore, Avalon and Indigo are developer features. I'm sure they're nice, but they do nothing directly for the end user (or for developers, such as myself, who need to support platforms <=Win2k).

      What actual features are there to play with for the user or administrator? Real package management, like every Linux distro has, would be very nice.

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    16. Re:Where's the real news? by RzUpAnmsCwrds · · Score: 1

      "I want to know what happened to WinFS, Avalon, Indigo and all the other revolutionary tech that Long... Vista supposedly would offer."

      Avalon is very much alive and kicking, and it has even been backported to XP. You can download an SDK and try it out if you want to.

      Indigo isn't going anywhere either.

      "Let's hope Vista is more than a new color scheme and fancy GUI components."

      It will be. Whether anyone will actually care about those features is another matter, but:

      - Users no longer run as Administrator by default
      - Hotpatching (fewer reboots for patches)
      - Driver upgrades without rebooting
      - Single-image for AMD/Intel (no more reinstalling)
      - Avalon / XAML
      - Indigo
      - End of "Workgroups" (WINS)
      - Fast Search (like "Spotlight")

      As for what else is coming down the pipe, I do not know. We'll have to wait and see.

  56. They are lucky by MarkByers · · Score: 5, Funny

    Oh I think they will make a deal with Microsoft. If they agree to change their name, they'll probably even get a free X-Box, and maybe a couple of games.

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    1. Re:They are lucky by Splab · · Score: 1

      I thought the selling point was a couple of MSCE... :)

  57. NT = Neanderthan technology by mindwar · · Score: 1

    NT = Neanderthan technology :D

    1. Re:NT = Neanderthan technology by bheer · · Score: 1

      We all know NT really stood for 'Nice Tits'.

    2. Re:NT = Neanderthan technology by KiloByte · · Score: 1

      A major pirate release of NT4 used this splash screen.

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  58. Offical? by rooijan · · Score: 1

    All these posts, and no-one has said anything about the word "Offical" yet?

    OK, I'll take a stab then:

    - I think the "ic" was put in by accident.

    OR

    - from Bill Gates' point of view, there can be only one "I" in the OS world.

    That's the best I've got I'm afraid - my caffeine levels are definitely too low...

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  59. Vista???? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    It sounds like a cheap resort hotel. I guess Longhorn is targetting the home user; it's hardly a corporate friendly name.

    "Welcome to Windows Vista. Here are your complementary towels and fly swatter. You're in room 205. It has a nice balcony view of the interstate. Checkout's at 5am. Enjoy your stay."

  60. codename by nedder · · Score: 2, Interesting

    codename - MPAA's Bitch

  61. Am I the only one having trouble with this name? by ClaraBow · · Score: 1

    It just sounds clunky and trite to me. How many times has the word vista been used in marketing already? I think even xp2 would have been a better name. Oh well, maybe with enough exposure and marketing, Vista will start sounding better to me:)

  62. Already by iamdrscience · · Score: 1

    Nuts. Somebody has already registered windowsvistasucks.com. Registered three days ago, even!

  63. No numbers this time? by Dachannien · · Score: 5, Funny

    I guess Windows 2012 just doesn't have that "ring" to it.

    1. Re:No numbers this time? by CompGeek01 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      That may be true, but they could market it with the end of time!

      http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=lang_en&safe =off&q=2012+Mayan+end+of+the+world&btnG=Search

  64. I know the right name: by MtViewGuy · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Windows 64.

    After all, this new version of Windows is likely going to be designed mostly to support the x86-64 CPU instruction set that AMD pioneered and Intel has begun to use, so this sets a break with the 32-bit past of previous Windows versions.

    1. Re:I know the right name: by SilentSheep · · Score: 1

      And it is not likely to be released until '64

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    2. Re:I know the right name: by WinterSolstice · · Score: 1

      Cool! And it could come default with a C-64 emulator :)

      In fact... they could pull a BioWare type thing and purchase Commodore, then release W-64 under the Commodore name, for old school cred.

      Actually, I don't know why I bother. I use Solaris at work (KDE desktop... JDS is just too... sometehing), and OSX at home, so I forget what windows even looks like anymore.

      -WS

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    3. Re:I know the right name: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That would be a poor choice in IMHO since Apple released a 64 bit OS this year.

      The message: we are behind.

    4. Re:I know the right name: by bbcisdabomb · · Score: 1

      Or they might just get sued by Nintendo

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    5. Re:I know the right name: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      An OS w/ more support for 64-bits, not a 64-bit OS.

      And 'service pack' is a better name for the Apple upgrades

    6. Re:I know the right name: by MojoStan · · Score: 1
      I know the right name: Windows 64.

      After all, this new version of Windows is likely going to be designed mostly to support the x86-64 CPU instruction set that AMD pioneered and Intel has begun to use, so this sets a break with the 32-bit past of previous Windows versions.

      Interesting, but I think it will still be way too early (H2 2006) to make "a break" with the 32-bit past, present, and future. Remember, an AMD64 or EM64T processor is a minimum system requirement for x64 versions of Windows. The vast majority of the "mainstream" desktops sold today still use 32-bit processors (Celeron, Sempron, P4 5xx). The next Pentium M-like core (Yonah, Q1 2006) will still be 32-bit, and this architecture won't add EM64T until Merom (Q4 2006).

      When Vista is released, most (maybe all) new Intel notebooks will still have 32-bit processors. Also, mainstream support for Windows XP Home (no extended support) ends December 31, 2006 (I'd be surprised if they didn't extend it), so there will be millions of potential 32-bit upgraders that Microsoft can't ignore. There are also all those businesses that still haven't been convinced to upgrade from Windows 2000 and have modern 32-bit hardware.

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    7. Re:I know the right name: by TheNetAvenger · · Score: 1

      When Vista is released, most (maybe all) new Intel notebooks will still have 32-bit processors

      Actually you will find that a large percentage of Notebook sales are not just the 32bit Mobile CPU.

      In fast in the last 6mos, the 3-3.8ghz range laptops have all been EMT64 notebooks. In fact, typing this from one now.

      Also for people in this thread, Microsoft has stated that the 32bit and 64bit versions of Longhorn will ship together and not be seperate products.

    8. Re:I know the right name: by jZnat · · Score: 1

      Don't tell me I was the only one who thought this was a Nintendo-bashing joke.

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  65. Windows Me Harder! by The+Warlock · · Score: 1

    Well, shit, XP was more stable than "Windows Me".

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    1. Re:Windows Me Harder! by Stormwatch · · Score: 1

      No, in that case it was a verb. "Windows me, bitch!" "No, motherfucker, you windows me!"

  66. Moniker begs to be abused by Baavgai · · Score: 1

    I love that name.

    When I think Vista I think of a great open landscape, pretty but devoid of anything substantial.

    Curiously, Merriam-Webster defines vista as "a distant view through or along an avenue or opening," which isn't really that much better.

  67. People of Vista, CA by mynickwastaken · · Score: 0

    Sue Microsoft

  68. Stupid stupid MS by Arthur+B. · · Score: 0

    Time to rewatch "The Name" Dilbert's episode.

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  69. Now for the lawsuits by zymurgy_cat · · Score: 5, Funny

    And in related news, Microsoft announced it was suing the following cites/towns/counties for trademark infringement:

    Vista, CA
    Vista, MO
    Vista, FL
    Vista, IA
    Vista, MN
    Vista, MT
    Vista, NM
    Vista, NV
    Vista, NY

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    1. Re:Now for the lawsuits by BlackCobra43 · · Score: 1

      The real kicker is they have so many lawyers they would probably win somehow

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    2. Re:Now for the lawsuits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, they offered a settlement if the towns just boarded up all their windows. Microsoft is OK with a Windowless Vista.

    3. Re:Now for the lawsuits by dourk · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure about the rest of the Vistas, but the one in CA (10mi from my house) is a real shithole.

      So naturally I laughed out loud when I read this submission.

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    4. Re:Now for the lawsuits by circusboy · · Score: 1

      the band Chicago(tm) tried this once, and lost, so precedent is against them...

      as a side note, the the word of the day in the "am I a script" box was 'orgasm' when I posted this... aren't they supposed to be random characters?

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    5. Re:Now for the lawsuits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I happen to also live about "10 miles from Vista, Ca" and it is by no means a "shithole".

      I can only conclude that you are actually a "shithead".

    6. Re:Now for the lawsuits by mailman-zero · · Score: 1

      So, I see someone with Vista pride... It's not like Escondido, San Marcos or Valley Center are anything to write home about either. Encinitas and Carlsbad are nice, I guess... but that's mostly just because they were blessed with Coastlines. Now Oceanside... that's the real toilet now, isn't it?

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    7. Re:Now for the lawsuits by dourk · · Score: 1

      Offtopic as hell, but whatever.

      Yeah, I live in Esco, and it is a shithole too. That's why I spend the nights out in Carlsbad (Coyote, usually).

      Pride be damned, anything east of I5 sucks.

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    8. Re:Now for the lawsuits by mailman-zero · · Score: 1

      It is very surprising to see someone with such a low number living in Escondido. Almost makes me proud to have been a resident.

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    9. Re:Now for the lawsuits by dourk · · Score: 1

      Slashdot UID Pride?

      I thought Vista pride was bad...

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  70. lame by Morinaka · · Score: 1

    windows hahahaha, vista hahahahaha. *wipes off tears of laughter*

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  71. progress.. by tomstdenis · · Score: 1

    They have chosen a name and I still don't care.

    Me and my AMD64 will keep running a Linux distro since it works very well.

    How about we hold the press releases I mean articles until Microsoft open sources [even if not GPL'ed] their kernel and other core OS components?

    Tom

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  72. The Reason they Chose this..... by Guy.Gregory · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Has anyone else realised that 'Vista' may not be as dumb as it initially sounds?

    Windows Vista will likely be shortened to:

    Windows VI

    'VI' in Roman Numerals is six.

    Guess what version Windows Vista will be? 6.0...

    Either this is a smart marketing name, or I'm slightly paranoid...

    1. Re:The Reason they Chose this..... by Bruzer · · Score: 1

      WinVi is already a name of a product that I use when forced to edit text documents in Windows.

      http://www.winvi.de/en/

      As the name implys it is a nice little VI edtior for windowos. Small footprint and familiar navigation.

      - Bruzer

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    2. Re:The Reason they Chose this..... by VeganBob · · Score: 0

      Don't give them ideas! ...they won't use them anyway.

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    3. Re:The Reason they Chose this..... by Stormwatch · · Score: 1

      Windows VI? Nice, but what about Windows EMACS?

    4. Re:The Reason they Chose this..... by Zeussy · · Score: 1

      Vista is a stupid name, they should of kept to the whole 360 thing. (as if that was a good idea)

      Become a part of the revolution - Windows 360 - Now windows allows you to view anything from any angle.

      Either way, I'm not gonna buy it.

    5. Re:The Reason they Chose this..... by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      Right, like Microsoft would copy something Apple is doing...

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    6. Re:The Reason they Chose this..... by botlrokit · · Score: 1

      thanks to webcams, spyware, malware, product activation and DRM, I think it really means "We're Watching You."

  73. Vista is a rewrite from the ground up (right?), so by m4c+north · · Score: 1

    it's Windows 1.0.

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  74. What Bill Gates has in mind... by Parelius · · Score: 2, Funny

    ..is naturally: Hasta la Vista, Linux!
    This OS will will grab Linux by the balls with its iron fist and crunch it! Yeah, baby!

  75. Schwarzy would like it... by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Hasta la Vista, Windows!

    1. Re:Schwarzy would like it... by neko9 · · Score: 1

      new slogan is born - Hasta la Vista, Windows Vista!(tm) :-D

  76. Modding Windows by pellenys · · Score: 1

    So does this mean that if you want to mod windows, you need to battle for domain names with alta vista? Arf!

  77. 6.0? by Vo0k · · Score: 4, Funny

    Remove a few more features you had announced and it will be more like 5.2.0.1-rc1

    --
    Anagram("United States of America") == "Dine out, taste a Mac, fries"
    1. Re:6.0? by shotfeel · · Score: 1

      Remove any more features and its XP SP3.

      Seriously.

    2. Re:6.0? by freeplatypus · · Score: 1

      I really hope that won't be true. I hope that Longhorn (aka Vista) won't be just an outlook pseudo improvement.

    3. Re:6.0? by Decker-Mage · · Score: 1
      Actually it's reached that point already IMNSHO. I'm seriously underwhelmed by what's left so far, and we still aren't anywhere close to release. Killing managed code (.NET 2.0) as part of the OS was the last straw. I don't need just another pretty desktop, I already have that (Konfabulator, Stardock, etc.).

      I'm so underwhelmed it'll never get near one of my machines and I'm using Windows Server 2003 Enterprise SP1 as my development workstation here. Heck of a better dev platform than XPSP2 btw.

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  78. oh crap by Amouth · · Score: 0

    i just hurt my brain and i figured iu might hurt you as well

    i figured it out NT was new Tech XP was experience

    Vista = Windows VI

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  79. what's next? Linux Vista? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... Mac Vista?

  80. better name in light of the terrorist attacks... by TEMM · · Score: 4, Funny

    Windows Freedom, oh the irony.

  81. What will Windows Vista do for me? by SamSeaborn · · Score: 3, Interesting
    I use WinXP Home (on a P4 2.8G w 512M ram).

    Things work quite well. All the apps work, I can develop with Eclipse, JBoss, and MySQL.

    User switching is nice, so my wife can have her own email/office environment.

    I rarely have to reboot the machine due to problems.

    I don't see the value proposition in upgrading to Windows Vista? What is it supposed to give me?

    Sam

    1. Re:What will Windows Vista do for me? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Windows Vista will still activate after december 31st 2006...

    2. Re:What will Windows Vista do for me? by swissfondue · · Score: 1

      If you want to see value, don't upgrade: switch ;) Seriously, this is not a flamebait.

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    3. Re:What will Windows Vista do for me? by SamSeaborn · · Score: 1
      I want to switch. Really I do. I'd prefer OS X over XP anyday. But I have a good PC. I don't want to buy a new computer.

      I would, however, buy OS X for my VAIO PC if I could.

      Sam

    4. Re:What will Windows Vista do for me? by swissfondue · · Score: 1

      I agree. I always have to catch myself from thinking a computer is not more than just a tool. It's just so hard to do with Mac OS X.

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    5. Re:What will Windows Vista do for me? by DebianDog · · Score: 1

      You nothing! Well... some new eye candy.

      MS gets fresh revenue $$$$$

    6. Re:What will Windows Vista do for me? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't see the value proposition in upgrading to Windows Vista? What is it supposed to give me?

      Security Updates,
      maybe....

    7. Re:What will Windows Vista do for me? by kidNexus · · Score: 1
      I don't see the value proposition in upgrading to Windows Vista? What is it supposed to give me?

      a snappier experience? wait... wrong os

    8. Re:What will Windows Vista do for me? by t35t0r · · Score: 1

      it's not what it won't give you, but it's what winxp will soon be excluded from running in the future.

  82. I don't know about that... by GIL_Dude · · Score: 1

    I heard they were going to name it "Linix Professional Edition".

  83. Windows V by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I think MacOS X will prove to be twice better than Windows V.

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  84. Invokes a feeling of gayness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I cannot say that word without this overwhelming gayness feeling throbbing my man member.

  85. Service Packs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    as in Italian (and most of latin languages) Vista means "sight", what are they gonna call Service Packs? I suggest Microsoft Occhiali (glasses) or Windows Lenti A Contatto (Contact Lenses), let's start a poll!

  86. Remember what happened to Homer by lurch_ss · · Score: 1

    Homer: I reluctantly accept your proposal!
    Bill Gates: Well everyone always does. Buy 'em out, boys!
    [Gates' lackeys trash the room.]
    Homer: Hey, what the hell's going on!
    Bill Gates: Oh, I didn't get rich by writing a lot of checks! [insane laughter]

  87. Windows Fester by slushbat · · Score: 1

    The new name for Windows Longtime

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  88. I think I know how it happened... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In a rare show of honesty, someone in MS Marketing and the advertising agencies said, "Let's just call it what it really is: a Virus." But then the inevitable committee-think dynamic took over, someoned said, "That's a good start, Todd. But you know, we need 't's in the word. 'T's are hot right now. I see 'T's everywhere." Someone else chimed in: "Yeah, and 'R's are too 'harsh'. "No 'U's either. That letter is just so wrong!" Before they knew it, Vista was a reality.

    I work in marketing and believe me, these are the conversations I listen to way too often. Especially when "Brand Image Consultants" get involved. I'm seriously thinking of getting stoned before these meetings.

    Or changing my line of work.

  89. 6 degrees of Windows... by sczimme · · Score: 5, Funny

    then the view thus far is crappy.

    1) Longhorn has been changed to Vista.

    2) Vista means 'view'.

    3) It's still a long way off - and it was called Longhorn, so we wouldn't be out of line calling it 'Long View'.

    4) 'Long View' is a song by the band Green Day.

    5) Green Day released an album called 'Dookie'.

    6) Dookie is a slang term for feces (i.e. crap).

    Hey, you're right!

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    1. Re:6 degrees of Windows... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Green Day also had the album American Idiot.

    2. Re:6 degrees of Windows... by wed128 · · Score: 2, Informative

      And Nimrod!

    3. Re:6 degrees of Windows... by Stonent1 · · Score: 1

      A very autobiographical album.

    4. Re:6 degrees of Windows... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Hmm.. isn't Kevin Bacon supposed to be on that list?

    5. Re:6 degrees of Windows... by chjmiller · · Score: 1

      and Kerplunk (collective sound of everyone's wallet?) and Warning (beware of all the security holes?)

    6. Re:6 degrees of Windows... by guitaristx · · Score: 1

      Hey, wasn't Kevin Bacon supposed to be in that list somehow?

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    7. Re:6 degrees of Windows... by chjmiller · · Score: 5, Funny

      and green day was on carson daly for the same show as Kyra Sedgwick who is married to kevin bacon. i did it!

    8. Re:6 degrees of Windows... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Windows Vista - sounds like some cheap crappy car..

    9. Re:6 degrees of Windows... by frodo+from+middle+ea · · Score: 4, Funny
      I have a shorted route...

      Vista, in Sanskrit means crap.

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      for the last time people, I am "frodo from middle eaRTH", not "middle eaST".
    10. Re:6 degrees of Windows... by parcifal · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      That is hardly funny. Make sure to at least learn Sanskrit before assigning meanings to words which aren't even a part of Sanskrit. Let me guess, Sanskrit was the first 'exotic' language which popped into your head? If your post was funny, it could remotely have been justified. It's not and is just an annoyance.

    11. Re:6 degrees of Windows... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      shut up towelhead.

    12. Re:6 degrees of Windows... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Sanskrit words beginning with "vista"

      vistaraH = the expanse
      vistarashaH = in detail
      vistarasya = to the extent
      vistareNa = in detail
      vistaaraM = the expansion
      vistaaraH = (m) amplitude
      vistaarita = expanded

      From http://www.alkhemy.com/sanskrit/dict/dictall.txt

    13. Re:6 degrees of Windows... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      That is hardly funny. Make sure to at least learn Sanskrit before assigning meanings to words which aren't even a part of Sanskrit. Let me guess, Sanskrit was the first 'exotic' language which popped into your head? If your post was funny, it could remotely have been justified. It's not and is just an annoyance.

      You might want to see a doctor about that stick up your ass.

    14. Re:6 degrees of Windows... by robyannetta · · Score: 1, Redundant
      " 6) Dookie is a slang term for feces (i.e. crap). "

      "Windows Crap" -- Finally, truth in advertising!

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    15. Re:6 degrees of Windows... by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      and Insomniac(Windows NT system administrators?) and their greatest hits album International Superhits(worms, which are spread throughout the world?)

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    16. Re:6 degrees of Windows... by ryanov · · Score: 1

      When masturbation's lost its fun... run Windows?

    17. Re:6 degrees of Windows... by timothykaine · · Score: 1

      6. And Kevin Bacon was in a movie called Hollow Man... which was complete Dookie.

    18. Re:6 degrees of Windows... by Carewolf · · Score: 1

      Actually those are the words ending in "atsiv". Even it Sanskrit is a RTL language, it should still be written LTR when using latin letters.

    19. Re:6 degrees of Windows... by Autonomous+Crowhard · · Score: 1

      7) Some of Kevin Bacon's movies have been crap.

    20. Re:6 degrees of Windows... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most likely a sand nigger.

    21. Re:6 degrees of Windows... by rxmd · · Score: 1
      Actually those are the words ending in "atsiv".
      No, they're not.
      Even it Sanskrit is a RTL language, it should still be written LTR when using latin letters.
      Firstly, there are no RTL languages, just RTL scripts. Secondly, Sanskrit is usually written in Devanagari script, which is LTR. Your post is complete nonsense.
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    22. Re:6 degrees of Windows... by dogfull · · Score: 1

      worse, Long View is a song about masturbation...

      now what does that make the new windows?

    23. Re:6 degrees of Windows... by drpimp · · Score: 1

      So does that mean the Blue screen will be
      GREEN ?? Or BROWN?

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    24. Re:6 degrees of Windows... by KH · · Score: 4, Informative

      I didn't know Sanskrit was such a popular language. But (deliberate) ignorance is pretty saddening. I'm a Sanskritist.

      First of all, "vista" actually exists in Sanskrit. Citing from Monier Williams Sanskrit-English Dictonary: vista m. (ifc. f. aa) a partic. weight of gold (= 80 Raktikaas or a Karsha of 16 Maashas, about half an ounce troy), Praayashc.

      Also, some misconceptions with regard to Sanskrit:

      1) Sanskrit is a South Asian language, not Southeast Asian. (Parts of Southeast Asian cultures used Sanskrit in times, such as in Cambodia, Indonesia. In that regard, Sanskrit was known among East Asian cultures via Buddhism.)

      2) Sanskrit is a language, Devanagari is a script (as another poster points out). Sanskrit can be transcribed in many scripts. In fact, many many South Asian scripts were traditionally used to write down Sanskrit.

      3) Another post about the word "vistara" is pretty much correct. But note that many of them are the same word declined differently. The ablative case (vistarata.h/vistaraat) and the instrumental case (vistare.na) are the most often used.

      I guess the parent poster wanted to be just funny. So, the parent post should be modded accordingly.

    25. Re:6 degrees of Windows... by systemic+chaos · · Score: 1

      When masochism's lost its fun... run Windows?

      Could this be part of their anti-Linux Crusade!?

    26. Re:6 degrees of Windows... by itistoday · · Score: 1

      I'll be sure to use that one at my next party

    27. Re:6 degrees of Windows... by GLevangelist · · Score: 1

      And now, as of today, Vista is a pejorative in English too!

    28. Re:6 degrees of Windows... by frodo+from+middle+ea · · Score: 2, Informative
      I was hinting at the word vishta, which for sure means crap in sanskrit. And the ommission of "h" is what is causing all the confusion.

      About tyring to be funny you are right, I was.

      --
      for the last time people, I am "frodo from middle eaRTH", not "middle eaST".
    29. Re:6 degrees of Windows... by noamt · · Score: 1

      Alternative #5:

      5) Green Day's latest album is named "American Idiot".

    30. Re:6 degrees of Windows... by Raypeso · · Score: 1

      Well, I wouldn't want to call vista Long View, it might stain the reputation of these guys http://longviewsoftware.com/ who do excellent work and deliver on time.

  90. Too late, Microsoft - I've already switched by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've picked up a Mac mini in 2005-03. Best computer-related decision I've ever made (and I've worked with computers for more than 20 years, from TI-99 to Mac OS X).

    I don't %$@%!^ care what Microsoft does anymore. They're not relevant to me.

    Drop your crappy Windows PCs already! Switch to OS X, Linux or BSD (if you have a death wish) and get a game console!

    1. Re:Too late, Microsoft - I've already switched by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hello, my name is AC, and i'm and elitist bastard.

  91. new definition of 'Vista' by JustNiz · · Score: 1

    Vista. The view from the basement.

  92. Acronym fun! by jetsfandb · · Score: 2, Funny

    Who can come up with the best description, pretending Vista was an acronym?

    Heres my lame entry to get things started:

    Very
    Intrusive
    Software,
    Tainting
    All.

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    1. Re:Acronym fun! by Vo0k · · Score: 2, Funny

      Vile Intrigue: Stopping The Advancement.
      Visual Interface Shell To Annihilation
      Virtual Idiot Slowing Them All.
      Very Fast, Straight To Asylum

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      Anagram("United States of America") == "Dine out, taste a Mac, fries"
    2. Re:Acronym fun! by Jonsey · · Score: 1

      It's actually a prediction from the future I think: "DAVIS WINS TWO"

      All this and more fun can be had because A MANTRA BEARS GREET

      (anagrams are better)

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    3. Re:Acronym fun! by ylikone · · Score: 2, Funny

      Vastly
      Irrelevant
      Struggle
      To
      Assimilate

      or

      Virus
      Infestation
      Starts
      To
      Appear

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      Meh.
    4. Re:Acronym fun! by TeknoHog · · Score: 1

      For once, somebody on Slashdot is using 'acronym' with its correct meaning :)

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    5. Re:Acronym fun! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Virus Infected Software Trailing Apple

    6. Re:Acronym fun! by Gleng · · Score: 1

      Viruses
      Insecurity
      Script-kiddies
      Trojans
      Adwa re

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    7. Re:Acronym fun! by sharkey · · Score: 1

      Tainting?
      Quick definition: Taint.

      --

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    8. Re:Acronym fun! by colinrichardday · · Score: 1
      "Taint" is also a transitive verb. From the American Heritage Dictionary
      1. To affect with or as if with a disease.
      2. To affect with decay or putrefaction; spoil.
      3. To corrupt morally.
      4. To affect with a ting of something reprehensible.
  93. Alta Vista? by tonygent · · Score: 1

    Instead of "home" and "pro" versions, are they planning an Alta Vista and a Baja Vista?

  94. Dropped by ehaggis · · Score: 1

    Now that they have dropped most of the features for Longhorn, it is only appropriate they drop the name too.

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  95. Better name..... by netrage_is_bad · · Score: 1

    Here's a name they should have looked into- Windows XXP Extra Experience

  96. Re:Vista... Sounds like a small Chevy... by Dunbal · · Score: 2, Funny

    No, no, no Ford was from Betelgeuse not Vega...

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  97. its a mistake!!!! by williamvergara · · Score: 0

    Thats probabily a confusion. Its the name for latinamerica. For USA would be view, for germany Ausehen. I mean wtf. And i thought that tux was not very comercial. Maybe gates team are out of ideas. Longhorn was pretty better in some way. Perhaps the next outcoming linux distro should be name terminator or i dont know. Anyway the people buy anything. I mean come on, they give away money for windows and they dont give a damn.

  98. QUICK!!! Somebody register msvistasucks.com by ylikone · · Score: 1

    and put up some anti-ms-vista propaganda!

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    Meh.
  99. I would just like to be the first to say... by VitrosChemistryAnaly · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    That name is GAYYYY!!!

    Why don't they just call it "Windows Persephone"?

    Gay!

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    1. Re:I would just like to be the first to say... by Vo0k · · Score: 1

      No, no, no. That names aren't gay. They are lesbian.

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    2. Re:I would just like to be the first to say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm kinda partial to Windows Sagittarius.

    3. Re:I would just like to be the first to say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Gay?

      And you are what... 12?

  100. nice connotation by zpok · · Score: 1

    Who was also thinking about VISA?
    As in
    - keep paying
    - what you need to enter our beautiful OS
    - what you'll have to endlessly renew

    Who cares about the view if you're not allowed to wander freely? ;-)

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  101. Makes me wonder... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Will this Windows version be susceptible to the Avian influenza?!

  102. Dang it. I missed out by caffeinex36 · · Score: 1

    on windowsvistasucks.com

  103. Re:Vista... Sounds like a small Chevy... by Markus_UW · · Score: 1

    I think you're thinking of the Oldsmobile Vista Cruiser.

  104. That..doesn't make sense by Marc2k · · Score: 4, Funny

    Windows Vista will likely be shortened to:

    Windows VI


    Why...on earth would anyone shorten Windows Vista to Windows VI? Your logic is blowing my mind. ..but besides that, everyone knows that the REAL power is in Windows EMACS; heck, it's so bloated, it's almost a full operating system!

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    1. Re:That..doesn't make sense by Guy.Gregory · · Score: 1

      the REAL power is in Windows EMACS

      Damn, i walked right into that one...

    2. Re:That..doesn't make sense by TheDauthi · · Score: 1

      I just don't have the terabyte needed to run both...

    3. Re:That..doesn't make sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      heh yea, then they can call sp1 Windows vim

    4. Re:That..doesn't make sense by cah · · Score: 0

      I hear it has a web browser built in as well.

    5. Re:That..doesn't make sense by ded_guy · · Score: 1

      I hear the text editor could use some work though.

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    6. Re:That..doesn't make sense by Creepy · · Score: 1

      totally offtopic, but coincidental, that made me think of the old Skinny Puppy album VIVISect VI, which was meant to be read 66Sect 6 (and indicate that animal testing was a devil cult)...

      That got me to thinking that they should change the name to eVista, like the popular menopause pill (it's also a UGS software product, so that probably won't fly, but I still laugh every time I think of it).

    7. Re:That..doesn't make sense by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      on earth would anyone shorten Windows Vista to Windows VI?


      Win95
      Win98
      WinNT
      WinMe
      Win2K
      WinXP
      WinVis ta

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  105. Its official by gcnaddict · · Score: 2, Interesting
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    1. Re:Its official by Res3000 · · Score: 1

      Wow, on what are the guys pointing? The vista the first viruses coming through there window? ;)

  106. Hmmmmm.... by sexybomber · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Why not just name it Windows 6? It's version 6.0, it doesn't have a year, it's not some stupid cutesey name like "Vista"... minimalism is cool. Of course, Fark's Photoshop cult would have a field day with that. I can see it now... "Windows 666". With a picture of Admiral Ackbar saying, "It's a trap!"

    1. Re:Hmmmmm.... by NFNNMIDATA · · Score: 1

      Remember that Windows XP stood for the Windows Experience:

      http://www.microsoft.com/presspass/press/2001/Feb0 1/02-05NamingPR.mspx

      Once you start down the dark path... forever will it dominate your product naming conventions.

  107. Señoritas? by Sinnix · · Score: 1

    After reading this I got up from my desk and walked into the IT office, looked at them and said, "Windows VISTA!!" with a decidely bad spanish accent. After hearing myself say it, I half expected an army of señoritas to bust through the door. Wierd...

  108. In derivatives of Sanskrit by Clueless+Nick · · Score: 1

    Vista (Vish-ttaa) means faeces. I know, other people have made the same deductions here. -Clueless

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    1. Re:In derivatives of Sanskrit by Petersson · · Score: 1

      Well in this case Vista stands for VIrus STAnd (as in cloth-rack).

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  109. Windows Vista... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

    ... a movie tie-in for V For Vendetta? Seems appropriate. :P

  110. You are wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    (A) Windows already supports x86-64, and there's a current product called Windows XP x64.
    (B) x86-64 is designed to not be a break with previous x86 systems
    (C) Would be confused with "Win64", the API brand name that will outlive this OS by many years.
    (D) In retrospect, programs that put "32" in their brand 10 years agos seem pretty lame.

    1. Re:You are wrong by FLAGGR · · Score: 1

      Dude, your missing the point. You tack 64 on the end of all the apps, then prefix it with 'super'

      Super Notepad 64
      Super Solitare 64
      Super NortonAntiVirus 64

      It sells itself! Just think, the Nintendo64 wasn't really 64bit, so it doesn't matter if it gets a 32bit version, people believe anything!

  111. Been there, done that by Luscious868 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I liked it better when it was called Tiger ... oh wait .....

  112. Ahhh... by Ignignokt · · Score: 1

    They really missed the boat. Windows Nova was the obvious choice!

  113. Hasta La VISTA Windows.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
  114. I can't understand... by ArAgost · · Score: 1

    ...why big companies keep selling things with italian/spanish names, pulling them out randomly from a dictionary? Apart from calling an OS "view" (gee... "pussycat" wuold have been better), I can remember the Kia Sorento. Great idea. I really think that everybody in Sorrento (which is written with TWO Rs) wants a SUV. Sure.

    1. Re:I can't understand... by frkiii · · Score: 1

      In Hebrew, per the former wife, the word "kia" means "throw up" or "regurgitate".

      As a result, I do not thing you will ever see a Kia vehicle sold in Israel (but I could be wrong).

      Just think, people could on a "Puke Serento".

    2. Re:I can't understand... by ArAgost · · Score: 1

      Yep... pretty gross name. I just came up with some ideas... "Window svista", where "svista" means mistake, and "Sparate a vista" a cool slogan meaning "Fire at will". Microsoft sure knows how to make us laugh :D

  115. It's a lame name. Sif anyone will like it. by zardie · · Score: 1

    C'mon. We have the choice of *Windows Vista* or *Mac OS X TIGER*. C'mon, I know what I'd choose.

  116. Beetle by Vo0k · · Score: 2, Funny

    Now all they need is to codename a release "beetle" and spread the WV-VW confusion.

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  117. Windows Virgin! by laffer1 · · Score: 3, Funny

    I think Windows Virgin is a better name. We've already seen Windows XP.. aka Experienced.. this one has a new "kernel" and eye candy.. its a virgin to hack for the very first time!

  118. Confused by BCW2 · · Score: 1

    Does it really matter what moronic name it has? Thinking back the "commoon" name has always been just Windows among the masses. People that want to seem competent will append numbers (95, 98, 2000) or say Win XP but few others care.

    Of course everyone knew that ME really stood for "Monkey Excrement".

    I still say that with the deletion of features originaly planed, they are just charging you for SP3.

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  119. Emacs did it too. by Grendel+Drago · · Score: 1
    From the article:
    The first widely-distributed version of GNU Emacs was 15.34, which appeared in 1985. (Versions 2 through 12 never existed. Earlier versions of GNU Emacs had been numbered "1.x.x", but sometime after version 1.12 the decision was made to drop the "1", as it was thought the major number would never change. Version 13, the first public release, was made on March 20, 1985.)

    --grendel drago
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  120. The server version... by solomonrex · · Score: 0, Redundant

    is called 'Windows Vista Cruiser'!

  121. W-V by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    vv v <- One tooth missing

  122. captain obvious by EdelFactor19 · · Score: 1

    is it just me, or does anyone else think that Longhorn, while an odd name, was a much more interesting / enticing one. Maybe go more the mac os naming route, something like Win6.0 Longhorn.. granted they have a pension for keeping their name in the main title but Windows Vista just sounds like some crappy tourist attraction at some place I didn't wanna go to in the first place

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  123. What a waste. by ionicplasma · · Score: 0, Redundant

    I don't see why Microsoft even bothers anymore, there's only so much you can add to a wheel.

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  124. There were going to go with... by wowbagger · · Score: 1

    They were going to go with "Windows AYBABTU" but nobody could figure out how to pronounce it.

  125. Windows Vista stands for Visual Statistics Syste by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  126. insensitive clods by garfield1979 · · Score: 1

    My window doesn't have a "view".. heck I don't even have a window!

  127. NT == Nice Try... by Svartalf · · Score: 1

    And XP == eXtortion Plan...

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  128. I guess I'm the only one who thinks... by HerculesMO · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    That Microsoft should stop calling their OS "Windows".

    It's a tired name, now synonymous with spyware, virii, headaches, problems, lack of security and worse. If nothing else, they can market it a lot more easily...

    "Tired of the same spyware? Scared of losing your identity to some scammer online??! Microsoft now introduces "Longhorn", a revolutionary new operating system that will put an end to all your old concerns."

    Granted... there will just be new concerns, but that's not what marketing is about, is it?

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    1. Re:I guess I'm the only one who thinks... by spiderworm · · Score: 1

      I must say, that's good insight. Let's hope Microsoft doesn't hear about it.

  129. Hrm. I can see the lawyers warming up already by SComps · · Score: 0, Redundant

    I wonder what Epicor http://www.epicor.com/www/products/manufacturing/v ista will have to say about that. As far as I know, this is a current product (even if it is a real piece of crap IMO)

  130. Is it just me or..... by /.Rooster · · Score: 0, Redundant

    ... are M$ being particularly blatant this time? Surely they have heard of Montevista Linux before now? For the simple reason it is fast becoming one of the most popular embedded OS's thanks to it implementations with TomTom's GO GPS product., which over here in the UK is soaring in popularity. Are they perhaps going to try and cloud the issue with releasing embedded Windows Vista and hope to profit from the confusion?

    Ok ok Maybe it is a little paranoid, but better be paranoid cause you never know who is watching you.



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  131. Not That Far Fetched by kinglink · · Score: 1

    Let's See, Windows open to Vistas, and Vista's are pretty.

    I suppose Dungheap, or NeedLessStuff Didn't have the same ring.

    I remember when LongHorn went into a major beta and the illegal versions went around my college campus, this was over 2 years ago, and then the first leaks happened 4 years ago. At least I hope that means that beta testing is taking a good amount of time. But if some reports are right, (And there's no reason to doubt them) they are also adding more needless features or extra security to deprive us of digital freedom.

    Of course let's all take a moment to remember Windows ME, the last time Microsoft tried to force a specific feature on us. I know personally I'm not upgrade, and likely most offices won't as XP is working fine... for now.

  132. So sue them... by Garcia's+Cheese · · Score: 1

    Way to go, MS. The US gov't owns a bit of medical software (DMR) called Vista (developed in open source for those playing at home) which they are distributing to all medical practices for FREE starting in August. Let the chaos begin...

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    1. Re:So sue them... by PostCall · · Score: 1

      I wonder if Vista will be compatable with Vista...

  133. Re:Vista is a rewrite from the ground up (right?), by saider · · Score: 5, Funny
    Windows source code
    int main( int argc, char * argv[] )
    {
    float value;

    // splashscreen("Windows 3.1");
    // splashscreen("Windows 95");
    // splashscreen("Windows Me");
    // splashscreen("Windows 2000");
    // splashscreen("Windows XP");
    splashscreen("Windows Vista");
    grindHarddrive();
    showDestop(DISABLE_CURSOR);
    wait(20000);
    showDesktop(ENABLE_CURSOR);

    while( rand() > 0.9 )
    {
    doWork();
    }

    bluescreen(geterror(rand());
    return 0;
    }
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  134. Apparently not trademarked yet. by ivaldes3 · · Score: 1

    Windows Vista is apparently not trademarked yet according to the USPTO website. There was a little discussion of this on Linux Medical News http://www.linuxmednews.com/1122038173 about a possible trademark conflict with VistA the Veterans Administration healthcare software: '...Probably not. VistA is currently trademarked by a modem company, OpenVistA is trademarked by Medsphere, VistA by itself as healthcare software is up for grabs, as is VistAOffice. Interesting,a search on the USPTO website shows Windows Vista is NOT trademarked currently, but Vista Windows IS by a drapery company. Let the games begin!'

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  135. Like what? by Grendel+Drago · · Score: 1

    I keep seeing features pushed back from Longhorn, pardon me, Vista. No WinFS or Monad; Avalon, Indigo and IE7 are all going to be backported to WinXP. What, precisely, is Vista going to include?

    --grendel drago

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    1. Re:Like what? by MSFanBoi · · Score: 1

      Vista is including ALL of the above, native. They are only being back ported (not pushed back) to Windows XP and some for 2003 to allow developers to understand the underlaying technologies BEFORE Vista is released.

  136. Not Windows Vista, WindowsVista by MojoRilla · · Score: 1

    According to this article , it is WindowsVista, not Windows Vista. I'm sure this is for copyright reasons.

  137. The versatility of Emacs. by Grendel+Drago · · Score: 1

    Emacs is a floor wax and a dessert topping!

    --grendel drago

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    1. Re:The versatility of Emacs. by shotfeel · · Score: 1

      Just noticed a couple days ago the video rental place I frequent now has some of the old SNL stuff.

      Just might have to check it out.

  138. Spanish Moda by krahd · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Albeit it has been noted that "vista" has a meaning as an English word (my choice is Volunteers In Service To America) it actually means a lot of things in Spanish and has a very strong Spanish feeling in it.

    I've been intrigued for a while for the increasing use of Spanish words in every day speek. Is MS name choice a deliberate attempt to make windows cooler? (well, obviously that is what all the branding thing is about but I meant asking, is there a coolness factor associated with Spanish or Latino things?). Are they trying to be sexier for Spanish speakers? Or is just because how it sounds?

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    1. Re:Spanish Moda by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      If they were trying to get the spanish community, wouldn't they have a mouse icon with spinner wheels on it? Maybe a spraypaint font? Startup sounds like the food truck makes? Replace solitaire with a game where you steal hubcaps?

      (oh just laugh, I was being funny.)

    2. Re:Spanish Moda by scott_karana · · Score: 1

      Perhaps this is an attempt to appeal more to the rapidly growing Mexican `audiences' in the US?

  139. WNT=VMS++ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No it's the truth. MS hired the VMS guys to write Windows NT 3.5. Checkout the Windows NT entry on wikipedia.
    "Microsoft hired a group of developers from Digital Equipment Corporation led by Dave Cutler to build Windows NT, and many elements reflect earlier DEC experience with VMS and RSX-11."

  140. warez inspired by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Fitting name for the most pirated OS...

    astalavista.box.sk baby!

  141. No Visa by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Vista : Coded by people with no US visas.

  142. Please don't pressure MS for a 2006 release! by amichalo · · Score: 1

    TFA says Windows Vista will be upon us in 2006 according to MS. Now we all know how MS handles deadlines that are upon them - they ship the code and let the public QA it.

    PLEASE DON'T LET THIS HAPPEN.

    I am calling on all /.ers not to be publicly critical of ever slipping Longhorn/Vista deadlines. Just let MS take their time and get it right/better/as good as they can.

    IT departments around the world can't take another round of vulerabilities due to poor QA by the world's largest software company.

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  143. Vista Cruiser by ticklemeozmo · · Score: 1

    Windows Vista is named after the Oldsmobile Vista Cruiser (http://images.google.com/images?q=vista%20cruiser ). A serverely heavy and bloated but yet unsurprisingly ugly piece of American History.

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    1. Re:Vista Cruiser by chevyorange · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Hey, I don't know what everyone's aversions to station wagons are, but the Olds is a car I wouldn't mind owning... it had a great sunroof for the kids in the back, big V8 and plenty of interior space.

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  144. Playing the field by Redwing · · Score: 1

    The domains were registered in late March, indicating the company made the decision even before WinHEC gave developers their first taste of Longhorn in over a year.

    No such deduction can be made. It is possible (and probable) that many domains were registered before any decisions were made.

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  145. Sadly for Microsoft... by ylikone · · Score: 1

    I switched to Linux on my desktop back in 2000 and don't really care for their new products, no matter how good they are supposed to be. I've not missed them at all over the years and frankly I'm amazed they are still in business.

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    1. Re:Sadly for Microsoft... by gatkinso · · Score: 1

      >>frankly I'm amazed they are still in business.

      Microsoft Q4 2004 revenue $9.29 Billion USD.... and the fact that they are still in business is suprising to you?

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    2. Re:Sadly for Microsoft... by timmyf2371 · · Score: 1
      I'm also surprised Pepsi are still in business because the only cola drink I will drink is Coca Cola...

      And quite frankly since switching back from Mandrake (now Mandriva) to Windows I'm amazed Mandrakesoft are still in business too since I've not missed them at all and don't really care for any of their new products.

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  146. incoherent naming schema ? by PureCreditor · · Score: 1

    soo....let's see

    in the good old days things are simply 95, 98, 2000

    now we end up with Millenium Edition, Xtra Pathetic, and then....Vista?

    jeeez, what happened to Good Marketing (TM) ?

  147. Re:better name in light of the terrorist attacks.. by not-my-real-name · · Score: 1

    This would be confusing because people would inevitably shorten it to "Windows Free". Then when all of us who use Mac OS X, or Linux, or *BSD, or anything else say that we are running windows free, people will think that we've upgraded to the latest version of MS Windows.

    hmmm, maybe it's a fiendishly clever plot...

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  148. Kevin Bacon... by Farrside · · Score: 1

    Where does he connect to that?!?

  149. Re:better name in light of the terrorist attacks.. by anaesthetica · · Score: 3, Funny

    Why would Microsoft want to name their OS after France?

  150. MS Media Alert by BrowserCapsGuy · · Score: 1
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  151. Buick LaCrosse, anyone ? by LePrince · · Score: 1

    Buick wanted to name a car LaCrosse. It's a sport, I know, but in Quebec, "crosse" is slang for masturbation (je me suis crossé) and for a fraud (I sold him that 5$ item for 25$, je l'ai crossé). They finalled renamed it I think...

    1. Re:Buick LaCrosse, anyone ? by daviddennis · · Score: 1

      Well, actually ... here it is.

      D

    2. Re:Buick LaCrosse, anyone ? by kernelfoobar · · Score: 1

      Or as exactly the name 'La Crosse' means 'the sperm' slanged ('the cum', 'the jiz', etc...).

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    3. Re:Buick LaCrosse, anyone ? by Andrewkov · · Score: 1

      Yep, only in Canada the LaCrosse is called the Allure.

      http://www.gmcanada.com/english/vehicles/2005/buic k/allure/

      I only know this since I rented one and wanted to know a little about it.

      Crappy car, btw.

    4. Re:Buick LaCrosse, anyone ? by sharkey · · Score: 1

      Heh, got stuck behind some idiot driving a Buick LaCrosse today. Small world.

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  152. Strange phrase by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Make sure to at least learn Sanskrit before assigning meanings to words which aren't even a part of Sanskrit. "

    At least? What would you consider a decent effort, going back in time to insert the new meaning into the budding cultures of Southeast Asia?

  153. Like all things Longhorn, this too shall change by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Like all things Longhorn, this too shall change

  154. Re:Name confusion? It's Windows VISA!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There are some things that money can't buy.

    This, however, is Microsoft. Break open the old wallet!

  155. Vista Cruiser... the new Mobile windows by Subrafta · · Score: 1

    I didn't know Bill was that big a fan of That 70's Show.

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  156. Its official by N3WBI3 · · Score: 1

    Marketing is involved we now have new microsoft software...

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  157. In A.D. 2006, war was beginning. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    - What happen ?
    - Somebody set up us the view !

  158. And you all miss the best Disney opportunity... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A lawsuit for using the name 'Vista'.

    Which everyone knows belongs to Disney - as in Buena Vista...

    Therefore (by the same logic that MS owns anything with 'windows' in the name... at least ...indows)

    MS Vista belongs to Disney...

    The best mickey mouse operating system yet...

  159. What exactly was wrng with Longhorn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why did they decide to change it from longhorn.

    sure that name didnt mean anything, but honestly does it need to?

    they shoulda stuck with that.

    and you know it took a team of marketing droids to come up with vista. then they patted each other on the backs for being so clever.

  160. Wrong Conclusion by Peyna · · Score: 1

    The domains were registered in late March, indicating the company made the decision even before WinHEC gave developers their first taste of Longhorn in over a year.

    All that registering the domain in late March tells you is that the name was considered a possibility at that time, not that a final decision had been made to use it. I wouldn't be surprised if they tossed around several names and registered all of them as soon as they thought of them.

    Sometimes the logic here is astounding.

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  161. Astronomy by slapout · · Score: 1

    But what does the Visible & Infrared Survey Telescope for Astronomy have to do with Microsoft?

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  162. You can't make this stuff up by amichalo · · Score: 1

    so on the Windows Vista page there is this image of two people looking out over a foggy canyon and the heading reads "Bringing clarity to your world".

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  163. Microsoft's Official Website by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  164. Off to register: by torpor · · Score: 1

    "AlterVista.com"

    (and point it to linuxdevices.com, of course... tee hee!)

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    1. Re:Off to register: by mbius · · Score: 1

      See if they'll give you AlterBeasta.com for half off.

      RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE

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  165. New Linux Slogan!! by DeadMilkman · · Score: 1

    Hasta la Vista, Windows

    (yesyesyes I'm a cornball...)

    1. Re:New Linux Slogan!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Another one :

      In Soviet Microsoft, Windows views through YOU !

  166. More names for future version of Windows by Howard+Beale · · Score: 1

    How about Windows Pacer, Windows Pinto or best of all, Windows Edsel Edition???

  167. Vista of Horizon by warewolfsmith · · Score: 1

    Personally I think they should call it Horizon, although you can see it, you never seem to get any closer to it

  168. His name is Windows Vista... his name is... by atrocious+cowpat · · Score: 1

    ... Windows Vista ... his name is Windows Vista.

    You see, in death operating systems do have a name - even the ones that cause mayhem.

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  169. At the last minute... by mbius · · Score: 1

    their lawyers talked them out of "Minna Daisuki Windows!". See, in the new UI, you control this little man...

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  170. I'ma pissed at Windows Vista by digitaldc · · Score: 1

    I think they should have named it Windows Blinds instead, or how about Windows Panoramic View?

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  171. IBM SchoolVista by PhYrE2k2 · · Score: 1

    And IBM's school offering in North America is called 'SchoolVista' (Novell) or the newer 'StudeNTVista' (NT based). So what? Vista is a common word.

    1 : a distant view through or along an avenue or opening : PROSPECT
    2 : an extensive mental view (as over a stretch of time or a series of events)

    -M

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    1. Re:IBM SchoolVista by i.r.id10t · · Score: 1

      Until you run (webct) Vista on a Vista machine and use Vista as a client OS to connect to it...

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  172. coincidence? by trajan96 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Yesterday there was an article on cnet on a medical records system called Vista that was created for the VA hospital system. It may be supported by Medicare for free distribution to small practices. Whether Microsoft itended or not, there will probably be a linkage between their OS and this medical software. http://news.com.com/U.S.+to+offer+doctors+free+ele ctronic+records+system/2100-1022_3-5797866.html t

  173. there ain't no "vista", there ain't no "view", and by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...there ain't no "vista", there ain't no "view", and there certainly ain't no vista of no view.

  174. in italian == "Window Mistake" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In Italian (and some other languages), "SVISTA" means a mistake, especially one due to an oversight or carelessness. So, "Windows Vista" sounds particularly apt in Italian, hehe :)

  175. why they did this now... by pohl · · Score: 1
    On the day that Apple announced that the next version of OSX would be called Leopard, I wrote to a friend...

    One more thing...how freaking brilliant was it to save the cat that starts with 'L' for now? You know that journalists and editors can't resist using alliteration in their headlines, and Apple has handed them the image of a Leopard versus a Longhorn on a platter. I bet MS will be scrambling to come up with a new name.

    I think it's safe to say that I called that one.

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  176. Windows Vista by ewe2 · · Score: 1

    Drive-away $14,990! With Air!

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  177. coincidence? by trajan96 · · Score: 1

    There was an article posted yesterday on cnet on a medical records system for the Veterans Affairs (VA) hospital system called Vista. It is free for distribution and installation may be payed for by Medicare to help small practices start up. Whether Microsoft intended or not, there will probably be a linkage between their OS and this software.

    http://news.com.com/U.S.+to+offer+doctors+free+ele ctronic+records+system/2100-1022_3-5797866.html

    t

  178. Big deal by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 1

    We got a whole continent full of 'em!

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  179. Can we stop spreading this Nova urban legend? by BlackCobra43 · · Score: 1

    The Chevrolet Nova sold very well in South America. Consider that an equivalent situation in English would be a dining room set called "The Notable" not getting any sales because people think it contains no tables. http://www.snopes.com/business/misxlate/nova.asp for further details.

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  180. Why bother? by Cervantes · · Score: 1

    Why bother renaming it at all? We've all been calling it Longhorn for years now... it's not like Chicago, where that was an internal name that wasn't often used outside of Redmond. Longhorn this and Longhorn that have been the standard phrases for years in every trade rag... and they're throwing it all away to call it "Vista"... eeeyyyuuuuchhh...

    The only possible reason I can think of for it is that they think Longhorn is associated with too much bad publicity, and they want a fresh start. Except, I haven't seen that much "bad" said about Longhorn... so, I guess Bill was bored recently, and decided to let his youngest name the new OS.

    At least it's not Windows: Snoopy
    Although maybe if it was, we could see the Red Baron straffing Clippy...

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  181. Vista to what? by napoleon944 · · Score: 1

    So the concept here is you are a end user on the vista of a cliff face before being pushed off by Gates and hurled to your death onto a herd of longhorn cattle correct? And the Tigers, Panthers, and other large cats feast on your carcass right?

    1. Re:Vista to what? by Run4yourlives · · Score: 0, Troll

      You're not big on using the understanding the meaning of words are you?

      Vista means a "pleasing view" or a "desirable view".

  182. Longhorn Service Pack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    After deciding the official name for Longtooth, Microsoft announced that the subsequent service pack is called Hasta and the updated Windows, Windows Hasta la Vista!. Not to be outdone, Linus announced that the official name for the next version of linux is linux Olá!.

  183. Mazda "the Whore" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mazda is following the trend by bringing out a car called "Laputa" which is spanish for "the whore".

    I think you would have a hard time explaining to people that you want to test drive the whore.

  184. This image sums up my thoughts... by ylikone · · Score: 1
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  185. this name, like the os, frigging SUCKS! by dwntwnboi · · Score: 1

    like the OS itself and anything mircosoft puts out. a whole new name for xp sp3... this just sucks and microsoft should be so ashamed.

    "...our stuff is better. we have better stuff," steve jobs said.
    "don't you see steve? THAT DOESN'T MATTER!!" replied bill gates.
    -pirates of silicon valley

  186. WMCJ by Shant3030 · · Score: 1

    There ain't no Vista and there ain't no View...

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  187. Lawsuit in 3, 2, 1 ... by sben · · Score: 1

    How long until some obscure software project named Vista comes out of the woodwork to sue Microsoft, eventually to settle for approx. $1M plus publicity?

    1. Re:Lawsuit in 3, 2, 1 ... by Use+Psychology · · Score: 2, Interesting



      i remember a really good fractal terrain generating program for amiga called 'vista'. anyone else remember that?

  188. Other soon to be announced names: by redheaded_stepchild · · Score: 1

    This brings to mind a whole slew of new names for their other products:

    1) Corner Office (Office with a view)
    2) Picture Window (Paint for Vista)
    3) Telescope (Web browser with blinders - just like the old IE!)
    4) ComMode (Outlook Express - Com and Mode together! Or did you think I meant...)
    5) BugZapper (One of those blue-light things out on the back porch - MS Anti-Spy)
    Ok, I'm obviously dragging this morning...not enough coffee.

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  189. windows _VISA_ by bored · · Score: 1

    Which is probably more appropriate since you will have to check with a controlling interest every time you want to do run/play something...

  190. But? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'll still call it CRASHY! roooooooooooooooflelfoileoflefolololololo

  191. Proof / Cite by piecewise · · Score: 1

    Oops, forgot to prove what I said. I've been watching too much FOX News!

    "OS X is the most advanced operating system on the planet and it has set Apple up for the next 20 years." - Steve Jobs, WWDC 2005

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  192. Oh good! Another reason to help add to their 40Bil by Seraphnote · · Score: 1

    -- So is this going to be both the Workstation and the Server product name?

    -- Have they improved it yet so it needs something less than 480 MB just to load the OS?

    -- AND AGAIN WHY do I need this for my BUSINESS users? WHY? Windows 98 and 2000 STILL WORK JUST FINE!!

    (Oh, I forgot, we haven't paid Microsoft lately...)

  193. Mod me up bitches by Nailer · · Score: 2, Informative
    1. Re:Mod me up bitches by tsa · · Score: 4, Funny

      Fantastic picture on this web site! Is it there yet? Nope, I still can't see it. Not even on the horizon...

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    2. Re:Mod me up bitches by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      formerly known as Longhorn

      the starting sounds of windows TOFKAL (The Operating system Formerly Known As Longhorn) just has to be written by prince

    3. Re:Mod me up bitches by kisielk · · Score: 4, Funny

      Heh, looks like the two people are standing on a cliff edge ready to jump.. "farewell cruel world!" ;)

    4. Re:Mod me up bitches by game+kid · · Score: 1
      "farewell cruel world!"

      Let me see...

      #include <iostream>

      using namespace std;

      int main()
      {
      cout << "farewell cruel world!" << endl;
      return 0;
      }

      ...yup, just like the first chapter of The Chronically Depressed Programmer's Guide to C++, 1st edition.

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  194. Unofficial Mirror ! - Vista is the Bomb ! - Yes ! by bushboy · · Score: 1

    http://img112.imageshack.us/img112/37/bbwindowsvis ta1mq.jpg

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  195. Interesting File Location by dragonman97 · · Score: 1

    Am I the only person who found it both funny and sick at the same time that their video is hosted at microsoft.com/winme? Apparently that URL has been repurposed for media releases, but it kind of caught me surprise.

    Full URL:
    http://www.microsoft.com/winme/0507/25234/Win_Name _MBR.asx

  196. It's all fluff by SamMichaels · · Score: 1

    XP = 5.1
    Server 2003 = 5.2

    I haven't seen a longhorn beta but I'm sure there's a version number in there somewhere. Version numbers aren't friendly to end lusers....remember that since 2000 the industry has been in a steady decline due to the necessary fluffing (for lack of a better term) of end lusers.

    "Introducing....the ALL NEW and IMPROVED...Windows XP."

    versus

    "Introducing...the ALL NEW and IMPROVED...Windows five point one point twenty six hundred!"

    Apple did it too...System 11 sounds nerdy. TIGER sounds fierce, competitive and on the bleeding edge of technology.

    Expect the names to get more nonsensical as time goes on.

  197. Mod parent troll! :P by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 2, Funny

    It has a link to a shock site.

    Oh, wait...

  198. More appropriate name... by sysgeek01 · · Score: 1

    How about "Microsoft Windows 2000 Something"?

  199. Let the war begin by kanweg · · Score: 2, Funny

    Windows VI? Ha! Windows eMX is better!

    Bert

  200. Re:QUICK!!! Somebody register msvistasucks.com by HugePedlar · · Score: 1

    First thing I did on reading this article was try to register www.vistasucks.com Unfortunately someone has already pre-empted Microsoft's future userbase.

    --
    Argh.
  201. Bill Gates Can't Jump by cno3 · · Score: 1

    From the focus group comments file:

    "There 'aint no Vista, and there 'aint no View and there certainly 'aint no Vista of no View."

  202. Better than Windows XP ("Windows Yuck!") by mkcmkc · · Score: 2, Funny

    (turn your head sideways...)

    --
    "Not an actor, but he plays one on TV."
  203. Del Boca Vista by ndansmith · · Score: 1

    Reminds me of a nice condo community in Florida . . .

  204. MGP & Vista = Connected? by jg21 · · Score: 1

    There's a story this morning about how today in Atlanta there's an event called "MGB 2005" with the tagline "Going Beyond," that features several major tracks being presented to Microsoft managers and partners from throughout the world. But apparently the name "Microsoft" is not in evidence on any of the event's signage or collateral relating to the meeting. Anyone know what the exact scoop is on that? Is this where the "Vista" name was cooked up?

  205. Change the jokes by jimboisbored · · Score: 1

    Now we need to go and change all the jokes saying will it run Longhorn to will it run Vista.

  206. NetVista??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ha! Windowscape would awaken the lawyers...

    Itsme

  207. This is only a temporary name by davesag · · Score: 1

    The real name will be Windows 2005 FogHorn.

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    I used to have a better sig than this, but I got tired of it
  208. Re:Vista is a rewrite from the ground up (right?), by onemorechip · · Score: 1
    Almost right. The middle part should be:

    ...
    showDesktop(DISABLE_CURSOR);
    // wait(1); // Windows 3.1
    // wait(2); // Windows 95
    // wait(20); // Windows Me
    // wait(200); // Windows 2000
    // wait(2000); // Windows XP
    wait(20000); // Windows Vista
    if ( ( rand() > 0.5 ) & mouseStationary() )
    {
    showDesktop(ENABLE_CURSOR);
    }
    ...
    --
    But, I wanted socialized health insurance!
  209. Darn... by khelms · · Score: 1

    I thought for sure they were going with Windows ME2!

  210. That's hilarious. Clearly a posse of execs here... by ianscot · · Score: 1
    And the guy's pose, in silhouette, could not more profoundly communicate the question: "Where the heck is it?!?

    A few years ago, "Vista" was actually one of the proposed new titles for a corporate intranet site I was working on. It came from a committee of middle managers. We shot it down because it didn't mean much, didn't communicate anything about the site it would've been attached to, and wasn't easily "branded" into variations on the theme. (Tiny symbols to remind people of the "vista" didn't come to mind for the end of articles, for one example. No space-efficient "Vista" logo elements.) The idea of providing a way to see the overall "landscape" of the company was the idea, but that struck us as so generic to Web sites generally that we thought it wasn't useful.

    (But then, really, "Panther" and "Tiger" are just cool names according to Steve J's 12-year-old self... Easier to brand, with fur coat patterns and so on, but no more meaningful.)

    --
    "Fundamentalism" isn't about divine morality. It's about human authority.
  211. Simpsons quote for everything by Philodoxx · · Score: 1

    What's in a name? That which we call a rose By any other word would smell as sweet... except if you called it stenchblossom.

    Somehow that simpsons line seems oddly appropriate right now. A vista is also a good place to commit suicide from.

    --
    Oh, a lesson in history from Mr. I'm my own grandpa.
    1. Re:Simpsons quote for everything by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think I'll follow that up with a That '70s Show quote:

      Red (while high): Piece of junk? That car is not a piece of junk! That's a Vista Cruiser! You could LITERALLY.......cruise the vistas!

  212. Vista? V roman value for Five by Numeric · · Score: 1

    Won't Windows Vista be the 5th version of Windows O/S?

    --
    -- ladies and gentlemen we are floating in space!
    1. Re:Vista? V roman value for Five by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No.

      Windows 3.1/3.11, Windows 95, Windows 98, Windows ME, Windows NT, Windows 2000, Windows XP... Windows Vista.

  213. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  214. Well, if this is a measure for the quality... by tsa · · Score: 1

    I can't even play the video on my Mac!

    --

    -- Cheers!

  215. "Vista: Clear, Confident, Connected" by jaypaulw · · Score: 1

    It looks like from that tagline (revealed here: http://news.com.com/Longhorns+new+name+Windows+Vis ta/2100-1016_3-5799734.html?tag=nefd.lede)

    and of course the name "vista" they are really going to promote the translucent features and the eyecandy.

    1. Re:"Vista: Clear, Confident, Connected" by MadDude · · Score: 1

      Consumers CLEARY see how its going to rip their pockets, CONFIDENT Vista fill them with tons of problems and bugs.Of course, we always CONNECT whenever we bitch about M$ Products

  216. Damn! My domain speculation didn't pan out... by volpone · · Score: 1

    "Microsoft has also registered domains to go along with the newly christened Windows, including windowsvista.com. The domains were registered in late March, indicating the company made the decision even before WinHEC gave developers their first taste of Longhorn in over a year."

    I wish I had thought of "vista". I registered the following guesses in the hopes that MS would pay me off to get the right one:

    www.windowsCrap.com
    www.windowsBigFloppyDonkeyD ong.com
    www.windowsDerekSmart.com

  217. The name's already taken by a FOSS package... by argent · · Score: 1

    Veterans Health Information System and Technology Architecture

    This is why Open Source is Evil, right?

    1. Re:The name's already taken by a FOSS package... by Decker-Mage · · Score: 1

      Don't remind me! I still have nightmares involving that monster. [I used to work at a VA as a programmer-analyst.]

      --
      "[I]t is a wise man who admits the limits of his knowledge or skill, and that pretending either causes harm." --Terry Go
  218. Re:Vista is a rewrite from the ground up (right?), by dormant25 · · Score: 1

    I tried compiling, but it doesn't work... quick it is crashing...

  219. The difference between writing and plagiarism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "UnkleASDF writes"

    No, he doesn't. The text that follows is a cut and paste of the first paragraph of the article, followed by a single sentence presumably written by UnkleASDF. Unless UnkleASDF is claiming to be either Ed Oswald or Nate Mook of BetaNews (who wrote the article), then this should be reworded.

  220. Ebay domain winvista.net by dwayner79 · · Score: 1

    Check this out... I'll bet 2,000 as a final bidding price...

    http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item =5791636565

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    Religion and politics, without the flame. godgab.org
  221. Rename Internet Explorer 7 by Mr.+BS · · Score: 1

    Now they can rename IE 7 to the Vista Crusier!

    Any flashbacks yet?

  222. Unlike windows 2112 by edremy · · Score: 1
    The "Rush" release.

    "Attention all planets in the Solar Federation."
    "We have assumed control"
    "We have assumed control"
    "We have assumed control"

    --
    "Seven Deadly Sins? I thought it was a to-do list!"
    1. Re:Unlike windows 2112 by daeley · · Score: 1

      Geddy Clipplee:

      It looks like you're contacting all the planets in the Solar Federation! Would you like to:

      1) Assume Control
      2) Assume Control
      3) Assume Control
      4) Watch Templevision

      --
      I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate.
    2. Re:Unlike windows 2112 by CapnGrunge · · Score: 1

      When cracked, a popup window will say:
      wE aRe d4 priestz 0f the templez of syr1nx0r!!!!onehundredeleven

      --
      I see 57005 people
  223. Nice by Jarlsberg · · Score: 1
    I think it's a nice name. It's better than Longhorn, for sure :)

    Most of the comments seems to be humorous jabs at what Vista means in other languages. I don't see what's so incredibly funny about what Vista means in sanskrit or whatever. Ah well. In Norwegian, a "dott", which is pronounced like dot in english, means an imbecile. ;)

  224. The Name is Intentional by Mozillabird · · Score: 1

    Most Windows have had 2 numerals following it (XP, ME). This will be better known as Windows VI. VI being the first two letters of Vista and in Roman numerals, 6 because this is Windows NT 6.0.

    --
    Back in my day, we watched T.V. by candlelight.
    1. Re:The Name is Intentional by Bassman59 · · Score: 1
      "Most Windows have had 2 numerals following it (XP, ME). This will be better known as Windows VI."

      Oy! No way I'm gonna install it. I'll wait for Windows EMACS.

    2. Re:The Name is Intentional by bmantz65 · · Score: 1

      I like your explanation. I also like it because it sounds different, at least better than Windows 2006 or something. Plus everytime I thought of the Longhorn name, I thought of the cheese.

  225. It's Bill Gates and Melinda, at 79 Windows Vista.. by jejones · · Score: 1

    "Don't open the registry...!"

    [fx: horrendous clatter of falling objects]

  226. Vista is gay by Speefnarkle1982 · · Score: 1

    Seems to me that all this thing has to offer is cute skins (that you can get anywhere for free now) and less control of your own hardware (see http://it.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=05/07/15/155 216&tid=109&tid=172&tid=158&tid=155 ). I'm not sold on it.

  227. Games? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  228. Hasta la Vista, Windows! [nm] by chemindefer · · Score: 1

    nm

  229. A rose is a rose by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They can call it any name they like - and it will still be shite, I'd put money on it.

    How on earth can closed source software evolve naturally, like open source?

  230. yes.. especially considering the DRM. by plasmacutter · · Score: 1
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    VLC FOR MAC IS DYING! IF YOU DEVELOP, PLEASE SAVE IT!!
  231. Erase Them! by menace82 · · Score: 1

    I'm from Greece and we have the word "svista" which means "erase them"! That's the best use of Windows sVISTA!
    Hasta la Vista, Billy!

  232. 6.0... VI sta by Coudrak · · Score: 1

    Vista will be the version 6.0 (XP is 5.1). It doesn't work with V, but VI means 6...

  233. Viagra was already taken by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So were a few other pleasure enhancing drugs. Bet their Ads look more like male enhancement than other drug Ads with fine print disclaimers, like may cause nausea, loss of vision, and in very rare cases, death.

  234. WebCT Vista by wmduncan · · Score: 1

    Wonder what the WebCT folks think about Microsoft staling their product name?

    1. Re:WebCT Vista by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right pissed off, thank you very much.

  235. Re:Chicken ~ An update to their website by lbmouse · · Score: 1
  236. If "nova" means "no va"... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Then clearly "therapist" means the same as "the rapist."

  237. so this indicates indefinite delays in RTM? by grotshop · · Score: 1

    Dictionary definition of "vista": "n. A distant view or prospect, especially one seen through an opening, as between rows of buildings or trees."

  238. Sure it does. by Richard+Steiner · · Score: 1

    Virtual PC even used to run natively under OS/2, for gosh sakes. :-)

    http://bityard.com/article.php?sid=100#Adds

    --
    Mainframe/UNIX Bit Twiddler and long time Windows/Linux Hobbyist.
    The Theorem Theorem: If If, Then Then.
  239. Yay. by SphericalCrusher · · Score: 1

    Now I won't be hungry everytime I boot into the OS! =/ Well, I doubt I'll be installing it anyway. Slackware 10 > Windows Vista =)

    --
    "Instant gratification takes too long." - Carrie Fisher
  240. That 'splains a lot... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Ah well. In Norwegian, a "dott", which is pronounced like dot in english, means an imbecile. ;)
    And for the first time in years, the term 'dot-com' makes me smile...
  241. Is it me? by jav1231 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Is it me or is someone merely cutting and pasting all the marketing hype from every other version of Windows, rearranging the words, and putting them in each PR campaign?
    "It seamlessly connects you to information, people, and devices that help you get the most out of life."
    Yeah, my dreams are all going to come true! I tell ya, marketing reps...they need to die!

    1. Re:Is it me? by mike.newton · · Score: 1

      My favourite was the messages while installing Windows 95. "Everything you do will be more fun!" Riiiight.

  242. Lindows all over again? by kg4gyt · · Score: 1

    Does this mean that groups like Vista Windows, AltaVista, WorldVista, Vista, and Friends of Vista are all going to sue Microsoft on the same grounds that Microsoft sued Lindows a while back?

    1. Re:Lindows all over again? by praxis · · Score: 1

      I hope not, as the suits would be without merrid I believe. I don't think any of the above mentioned companies and products compete in the OS market. Trademark names apply only in the product space in which they are filed. Yes, there are some blurry lines between certain product spaces, but none of those are anything close to the overlap and competition of Windows as Linux.

  243. No Penguins on Vista Island by Kamiza+Ikioi · · Score: 2, Funny

    What's that view the cute couple is looking at?

    It's Operation Pengu-in Pengu-out, of course! Windows Vista: "The water runs red in 2006!"

    MS does not endorse killing entire colonies of penguins with depth charges. However, it simply doesn't think they should be allowed to breed for free and in the open for all to see (think of the children!), and is humanely protecting other marine life from the terrorist penguins... by blowing them up.

    --
    I8-D
  244. And now all Apple and Linux switchers can say ... by Nice2Cats · · Score: 1
    Hasta la Vista, Billy!

    (Don't tell me nobody has thought of that yet)

  245. Likely Acronyms by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Vapid Insolence Steals Taxpayers' Allowances

    Viral Integration Showcases Total Annihilation

    vi Inside Supports The Applications

    Vinny's Incubus Showers Tubby Andorrans

  246. Quite Apt Really.. by polyp2000 · · Score: 1

    Vista : A distant view or prospect,.....

    http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=vista

    Obviously its a long way off then; not that i really care anyhow as i havent used windows for many years.

    --
    Electronic Music Made Using Linux http://soundcloud.com/polyp
  247. Vista??? by TemporalBeing · · Score: 1

    It's here....

    Microsoft Windows V.I.S.T.A

    Very
    Insecure
    Software
    Technology
    Asset

    Vista - viewing the world as never before...

    --
    Truth is like the sun. You can shut it out for a time, but it ain't goin' away. - Elvis Presley (source: imdb.com)
  248. Next Athlon proccessor name... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In other news...AMD announced that their next dual core Athlon will be called the AMD Athlon Vista.

  249. Talking about cars' funny names by cremat · · Score: 1

    Well, there is/was the Mitsubishi Pajero. "Pajero" (in Spanish - at leat in Spain) is someone who masturbates a lot. There, and in other countries, it is now called Mitsubishi Montero.

  250. Pass the Barf Bag by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    blllleeeeeecccchhhhhhh!!!!

  251. Nova legend rebunk rebunk by Jhan · · Score: 1

    The Chevrolet Nova sold very well in South America.

    I'm sure it did. Unfortunately that's not why this subject keeps popping up.

    Consider that an equivalent situation in English would be a dining room set called "The Notable" not getting any sales because people think it contains no tables.

    "Nova" is not a common spanish word. You probably thought of "nueva". In spanish "nova" is an astronomical word meaning an exploding star (as in English). "No va", on the other hand means "doesn't move" to any spanish speaker. Also, native spanish speakers leave precious little space between words.

    Actually, the equivalent situation is more like a car named a "nogo", where (I made the following up) a nogo is a English word of Hebrew origins describing a small lump of hardened flesh occuring in your left deltoid.

    --

    I choose to remain celibate, like my father and his father before him.

  252. repercussions for mini vistas, vistas in waiting by gestalt_boy · · Score: 1

    So, can a company like MSFT basically name their products whatever they like without fear of copyright just becase they have the $$$ and lawyers to kick anyone else down? I'm sure there are plenty of companies or products with close ties to 'vista' and software. http://vistasoftware.com/ is just the first one that Google turned up for me.

  253. Re:Vista is a rewrite from the ground up (right?), by FLAGGR · · Score: 1

    Thats not a bug, its intentional. You actually thought that windows compiles?

  254. No. XP = eXPloit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Duh.

  255. Windex by Azzhole · · Score: 0

    Time to buy some stock in Windex. Is RegCleaner available for Da Vista ?

  256. Windows Cliffhanger SP2 by MonkeyT · · Score: 1

    Aren't the best vistas usually found near the edge of a cliff?

    Vista- a location that affords a panoramic overview of all the neat things you can't actually reach.

  257. VISTA = Very Idiotic Solution To Apple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    eom

  258. My fav is the '69. by crovira · · Score: 1

    Couldn't help myself. ("snort" :-)

    --
    MSBPodcast.com The opinions expressed here are my own. If you don't like 'em... Think up your own stuff.
  259. In the fiction of J. R. R. Tolkien... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...Vista is a part of the atmosphere that surrounds the world of Arda before the cataclysm at the end of the Second Age.

  260. So its called Vista. by NanotechLobster · · Score: 1

    Actually, you can call a turd what you want. The fact remeains that is still a turd.

  261. You're Kidding, Right? by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

    What want to know is when are we going to get the definitive version of Windows?

    When they have competition that requires them to do so.

    Microsoft's only possible approach is to make Windows Vista good enough that people feel they want to upgrade and no better. How do they justify to their shareholders that they spent X million dollars on this feature and they didn't really need to and that they'll need to spend Y million more on a new feature they haven't thought of for the next release. That's risky and expensive.

    They can leverage their monopoly position and only add just enough new features to excuse a new release and they'd be foolish to do otherwise.

    It's no coincidence that the major new feature of Vista is a display model just like Apple's.

    --
    My God, it's Full of Source!
    OUTSIDE_IP=$(dig +short my.ip @outsideip.net)
  262. Re:Vista... Sounds like a small Chevy... by chevyorange · · Score: 0

    Actually there was a Colt Vista from Dodge.

    It was a POS too.

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    http://homepage.mac.com/chevyorange
  263. Re:That's hilarious. Clearly a posse of execs here by amichalo · · Score: 1

    But then, really, "Panther" and "Tiger" are just cool names according to Steve J's 12-year-old self... Easier to brand, with fur coat patterns and so on, but no more meaningful.

    I don't know, I think the Preditor Cat theme is a powerful one. It is something that we can all envision the same (when a person says "Tiger" we see a similar image in our mind's eye. When someone says "Vista", it coudl be anything). Further, we have seen many of these animals in teh zoo as a kid on on Discovery Chanel. They are powerful. They are fast. They are to be reconed with. The Lion is the king of the beasts. (don't think Lion won't be an OS X version one day).

    Longhorns are steak where I come from (Fort Worth, Texas) and Vistas are what you see on vacation. Neither inspires the confidence that it is virus free or will help me get any work done.

    --
    I only came here to do two things; kick some ass, and drink some beer...looks like we're almost out of beer.
  264. Remember Lindows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lindows was a Linux Project that had to change their name to Linspire because MS wanted the rights to the name "windows"

    Well, 2 articles that are clearly going to go head to head on the same day on /. show that WindowsVista and WorldVista are headed for a collision course.

    Oh yeah, WorldVista (according to the articles today) is a government OSS project. I can see it now, MS sues US Gov't.

  265. VISTA=distance. 3 Dimensional OS GUI? by sgourou · · Score: 1

    think about it. A jump forward in OS effectiveness could happen, as it did with the switch from command line to 2D GUI. Creating a built in front-end for GUI that relies on 3D display is a logical way to create that "Oooooh!" factor when selling the product, and create sales for a new product, namely whatever display enhancement method MS chooses to standardize.
    From TFA:
    "the word 'vista' defined means "pleasing view.""
    That sounds like people haven't figured out why that name was chosen. One of the main definitions of a vista is a view: a horizon.

    Dunno, seems like good marketing and business sense to me.

    "violence is the last resort of the incompetent"

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  266. Vista Cruiser by tinkertank · · Score: 1

    They can't call it Longwait anymore because they've ripped out all of the cool stuff... 3D desktop? only on a mac.... still

    --
    ___Abuse of power comes as no surprise___
  267. So now we can by denissmith · · Score: 1

    Stop saying: postponed launch of Longhorn, and start saying: postponed launch date of Vista

    --
    I have nothing to hide. So, why are you spying on me?
  268. Windows 2101 by dexter+riley · · Score: 1

    In A.D. 2101, boot was beginning.

  269. "therapist" + poor wordwrap = "the rapist." by wasted+time · · Score: 1
    Then clearly "therapist" means the same as "the rapist."

    The retailer I worked for last fall managed to have shelf/price tags installed in over 100 stores with the following description printed on them.

    Shiatsu Massage The
    rapist

    Not a single call came in from the stores to point out the misprint and potential customer nightmare. The error was discovered by management during a Christmas tour, and then only because this particular item was being promoted in the upcoming holiday advertising.

    We were constantly dealing with the 19 character limit on the first line of the description. The word Assorted often got cut to Ass on the first line. My favorite was

    Lil Nerds Candy Ass
    orted.

    --
    The Stone Age did not end because humans ran out of stones. - William McDonough
  270. Vista Pro? by Arru · · Score: 1
    i remember a really good fractal terrain generating program for amiga called 'vista'. anyone else remember that?
    If by remember you mean "know of" and amiga you mean "windows", it's Vista Pro.
    Now sue 'em!
    --
    There's no 'on' position on the Slacker switch!
    1. Re:Vista Pro? by Decker-Mage · · Score: 1
      Actually it *did* start on the Amiga. The author was Clint Woltjein and I was one of the testers way back when Clint was developing the program. It's nice to see he did a port to Windows although I imagine the screen part of the programs sucks rocks. Now the calculation part of the rendering engine probably rocks on a good P4/AMD chip though.

      Nice to see it still around. It's a wickedly good program at what it does and proved that a Motorola chip (mine was a 40 MHz 68030) could hold it's own against the big iron at that time.

      --
      "[I]t is a wise man who admits the limits of his knowledge or skill, and that pretending either causes harm." --Terry Go
    2. Re:Vista Pro? by Arru · · Score: 1

      I figured the amiga version was a first, just playing... And you are right about the 68ks, they were far crunchier than one'd expect.

      --
      There's no 'on' position on the Slacker switch!
    3. Re:Vista Pro? by Decker-Mage · · Score: 1
      Gotta put that smiley in thar ;-). Mi Amiga could still run circles, performance-wise, around this customed engineered rig here that runs circles around stock Intel machines even after two years. And that's sad. I question the Apple decision as a result. We need something better.

      Cell-based desktop, with gobs of co-processors, anyone???

      --
      "[I]t is a wise man who admits the limits of his knowledge or skill, and that pretending either causes harm." --Terry Go
  271. Naming a product is an art by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just like Apple has it's Cat theme going, Microsoft has it's new visualization concept.

    Here is the line:

    2006 = Windows Vista
    2012 = Windows Overlook
    2027 = Windows Scenic
    2048 = Windows Cataract

  272. Vista Logo Borrows from OS X 10.4 Logo Spotlight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One thing to note is that the Vista logo has the same spotlight highlight that the Mac OS X 10.4 logo has.

  273. Ob PCU by nitehawk214 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Droz: Sandscrit. You're majoring in a 5,000-year-old dead language.

    Guy: Yeah.

    Droz: Latin, best I can do. Next!

    Next Guy: Phys. Ed.

    Droz: Phys. Ed. Okay, you're out of my room. Seriously. Get out.

    --
    I'm a good cook. I'm a fantastic eater. - Steven Brust
    1. Re:Ob PCU by Cosmic_Hippo · · Score: 1

      This is college,
      You can major in Gameboy if you know how to bullshit

      Words to live by :)

  274. Test to be released by August 3rd by JidsDB · · Score: 1

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/business/4708177.stm
    it seems that many features are going to be absent, and then added in later through service packs... which, knowing M$, will probably come out every 6 months... the only good thing is that it seems they're making security INTEGRATED into the system for once! FINALLY!
    "Executives at the firm have said Vista, which is likely to run on high-specification computers only, has been designed with security as "part of the design, not a bolt-on"."

  275. Huh? by Grendel+Drago · · Score: 1

    'Monad' Scripting Shell Unlikely to Debut in Longhorn

    WinFS Axed From Longhorn Client and Server

    Avalon faces axe as Microsoft dismembers Longhorn

    Are we talking about the same operating system? And what does "native" even mean, in this context?

    --grendel drago

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    Laws do not persuade just because they threaten. --Seneca
    1. Re:Huh? by MSFanBoi · · Score: 1

      Microsoft Watch and The Register have both been wrong more often than right when predicting what will and won't make it into any Microsoft product.

      1.) MONDAD is already available in beta form for Windows Server 2003. Monad is also in the latest build of Longhorn (well the past 8 builds anyways)

      2.) WinFS is not shipping with Longhorn Client, but will be released later.

      3.) Avalon is already in Longhorn and has been for about 2 months.

      Native, as in it is part of the OS, not a later add on.

  276. damn! by flacco · · Score: 1

    i was so sure they'd use my suggestion - "Monopolistic Pile of Shit".

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  277. is that "Windows VISTA", as in... by swschrad · · Score: 1

    Windows...

    Virus magnet...

    Interferes with your media files...

    Sinister plots against all alternatives...

    Trojans galore from drive-by websites...

    And it's overpriced and undersupported!

    thanks, but no thanks. "Mac. Just. Works."

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    if this is supposed to be a new economy, how come they still want my old fashioned money?
  278. Pronunciation by bryan8m · · Score: 1

    Is Vista pronounced veestuh or vihstuh?

  279. Mmm... Feels like 1990s... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cybersquatters everywhere... 15 minutes after announcement there were no cool domain names available for registration... Some of them are already on ebay...

  280. Yeah! Brilliant name to pick at! by Qbertino · · Score: 1


    Windows Fister - Guess what we're gonna do to you today.

    LOL. Just great.

    SCNR

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    We suffer more in our imagination than in reality. - Seneca
  281. Spotlight Logo! (Like Tiger...) by Corsican+Upstart · · Score: 1
    I went to Microsoft's website to see what they had to say about Vista, and noticed that they slightly changed the Windows logo from what XP had.

    They still have the same colors (of course) and general shape, but as opposed to the XP logo, where it's shaded normally, the logo for Vista as drawn as if there's a light shining on the center. Indeed, there's a circle of lightness focused directly on the center, and the outside is darker, as if there was a spotlight shining on it. This, of course, is exactly what Apple did a few months ago with the Tiger logo, because of Spotlight being its major feature...

    Hmm. Copying Tiger's features and its logo?

  282. The next version is code named... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Uranus...

  283. Darn it ... by pallmall1 · · Score: 1

    does this mean I can't call it Wronghorn anymore?

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    3 things about computers: they're alive, they're self-aware, and they hate your guts.
  284. add the year by kayen_telva · · Score: 1

    they need to make you feel out of date, so it will probably be windows vista 2009 or whatever year it actually shows up

  285. Appropriate... by Sr.+Pato · · Score: 1

    Somehow, calling a new Microsoft operating system "Chicken" seems oddly appropriate.

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  286. The power of... by SCVirus · · Score: 0

    The insecurity of the visa... plus the marketing power of adding an extra letter to unrelated products...

  287. Maybe m$s attack on Lindows may come back to haunt by madodel · · Score: 1

    Considering microsoft tortured Lindows and forced them to change a name that only a pinhead would confuse with a piece of junk like windows, you would think they would have investigated the name first.

    There is already a virtual operating system product called SVISTA. http://www.serenityvirtual.com/index.php Gee just one letter difference. Maybe its worth a few hundred million dollars to the company that has been using that name for a couple years now.

    Maybe people should chip in to a legal fund so Serenity Systems can sue Microsoft? Truly would be poetic justice.

  288. Bzzzt... (informative) by mangu · · Score: 1
    And vista is not eyes in english, it is the ability to see (both in portuguese and spanish)


    From one of the best reputed Brazilian dictionaries, "Novo Dicionário da Língua Portuguesa", by Aurélio Buarque de Holanda Ferreira, Editora Nova Fronteira, first edition, 14th printing:


    "vista: ... 3. Órgão visual, os olhos ...", that is, literally, "visual organ, the eyes".

  289. Re:Maybe m$s attack on Lindows may come back to ha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do I detect a return of the Mike Rowe Soft war ... but with different players?

  290. Windows Fister will be more appropriate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because the poor (especially with Macro$lut's preditory pricing policies), ignorant twats that buy this pile of crap will basically be bending over in public, pulling their cheeks apart and saying have at my colon, given Macro$lut's disgustingly abysmal security record.

  291. Hasta la Vista by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All you morons - Can't you see that this is the start of Microsoft's next upgrade cycle - and you're all so jumping up with just the name.

    Lather, rinse, repeat.

    All when Microsoft will (probably) be having a laugh all the way to the bank.

    If you want to stop them, don't buy their awful crap.

  292. Call it what it really is by UncleMark · · Score: 1

    El Toro Poo Poo

  293. And in lettish Vista is a "Chicken" by Mondor · · Score: 1

    And I doubt it's a really wise marketing step to name OS this way. At least a small country in baltics, with 2.5 millions of inhabitants, will have fun of this new OS.

  294. Calling it Microsoft OS X... by Been+on+TV · · Score: 1

    Calling it Microsoft OS X would be too obvious, now wouldn't it?

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  295. The name Vista is already taken by GerardM · · Score: 1

    Why is it that Microsoft thinks it can use the name VISTA ? It is already used by one of the more significant open source projects. It may be that not everyone knows about Vista.. http://www.vistasoftware.org/

    I would say that the name is already in use.

    Thanks,
    GerardM

    1. Re:The name Vista is already taken by Mondor · · Score: 1

      But it's not an operating system name, right? Not any software product in wide use. So probably it's ok. However, a good reason for that organization to sue MS and make some profit of it.

    2. Re:The name Vista is already taken by GerardM · · Score: 1

      not really relevant, Firebird is now Firefox because of a database program by that name. Now Vista is the dominant Open Source Health software in the world. It is used the world over. And by the recent push for the use of electronic health records its dominance will increase. Thanks, GerardM

  296. What Comes Around Goes Around by wintermute1974 · · Score: 1

    Large-system programming has over the past decade been such a tar pit, and many great and powerful beasts have thrashed violently in it. Most have emerged with running systems -- few have met goals, schedules, and budgets.

    Can anyone read the above paragraph and not think of Microsoft Vista (nee Longhorn)?

    It would appear that the words of Frederick P. Brooks, Jr. still apply, even 21 years after he wrote The Mystical Man-Month.

    1. Re:What Comes Around Goes Around by wintermute1974 · · Score: 1

      Mythical Man-Month

      The preview button works, but apparently not my eyes.

  297. http://www.microsoft-vista.info/ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    before i get sued have a laugh http://www.microsoft-vista.info/

  298. sweet! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    in latvian vista = chicken :)