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Lance Bass to Continue to Plague Earth's Surface
thepooleboy writes "Looks like N'Sync member Lance Bass is NOT going to be shot into space! Yahoo News reports that Rosaviakosmos has not begun talks with Bass or MirCorp. "[Bass' flight] is just an advertising stunt, I can promise you," Spokesman Sergei Gorbunov said. "This is better advertising than he could ever pay for." Good! I'm glad that no cheezy teen pop videos will be staged on the ISS. At least not in the near future..."
...only without the rocket.
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Bleah! Heh heh heh... BLEAH BLEAH!!! Ha ha ha ha...
I was starting to have flashbacks to that movie on the Disney channel "Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century" or something.
N'SPACE?
The title of this thread seriously made me laugh out loud. I think I'll suggest a poll of the funniest thread titles to ever hit /.
I'm pretty sure that "Lance Bass to Continue to Plague Earth's Surface" would even outrank the CowboyNeal option!
I hadn't heard of this at all until I just read it here.
My Webcomic: Asylum on 5th Street
"This is better advertising than he could ever pay for"
Well yeah... He even got it onto slashdot, as well as my local news, and yahoo.com. I think that is some good marketing, as compared to a commercial.
What would the 12 year old girls do without all of NSync on the planet? Can you say total chaos?
"Good! I'm glad that no cheezy teen pop videos will be staged on the ISS. At least not in the near future..."
What concerns me more is that I was happy not knowing about this and for some reason slashdot has decided this was "news for nerds. stuff that matters.". Anything that concerns a boy band member is _not_ something that matters.
Wait a min --- something is weird with this story ....
A quick search confirmed my suspicion -- this is the FIRST TIME N'Sync has ever been mentioned in a story directly. Slashdot has managed to avoid their names for this long ....
Why aren't you encrypting your e-mail?
Although there is the question of who should we send to stay, and who gets to come back. Sending certain overly rich folks such as Bill Gates or Michael Jackson to space to stay only invites comparison to certain old Justin Powers tv episodes (from the series that never existed, yet)
Any nominations for people to send to space and leave there? People to send to space and return for the benefit of mankind?
"It is a greater offense to steal men's labor, than their clothes"
Someone once said
"Good! I'm glad that no cheezy teen pop videos
will be staged on the ISS. At least not in the
near future..."
Then why put this thing on Slashdot ?
This piece of "news" is of no interest to most Slashdotters. Geeks are too weird for lamers like "N sync" or whatever.
Muchas Gracias, Señor Edward Snowden !
I'm amazed this made it to slashdot, this would only be news for nerds of they shot the whole lot of em off into space in some linux powered spacecraft.......and it "mysteriously" SegFaulted right about the time it hit the point of no return...
[root@laptop]~/: ssh spacestation
root's password:
[root@spacestation]~/: init 0
connection to spacestation closed
When encryption is outlawed, ou++1!@(93j++js-d9298yIUH(*Y24JKB!~
I'm actively recuiting 4 young not-so-geeky looking male to join my boyband. I wanna be a space ranger ~
geek page at KY speaks
I said this before when N'Sync was going to be in episode II.
Who among us wouldn't do the exact same thing if we had the resources?
"when life gets complicated, I like to take a nap in a tree and wait for dinner" - Hobbes.
...he's going to go. He's got the money.
The fact that he hasn't started negotiating with the Russians yet doesn't mean much - he's just contacted the people that are supposed to negotiate with the Russians for him. It'll happen.
...this is the funniest headline to ever appear on Slashdot. I'm dyin'.
That's the saddest news I've heard in ages.
"If anyone needs me, I'm in the angry dome."
If wealthy folks want to shell out big $$ to shoot themselves up into space, better for us -- they are voluntarily subsidizing manned space flight, and by extension space research, for the benefit of mankind. This is one step towards commercializing (and thereby individualizing) space development.
His face looked real ugly. I can honestly say I have never seen a face like that before.
I am into the copy and paste.
Yes yes, we all know that Lance Bass is a rich popstar twit and we loathe to think that he can get a ride on the space station and we can't. Boo-freakin'-hoo.
Last time I checked, just about everybody here was 100% for space-tourism. Shooting Lance's jiggy ass up there is going to promote that just as much as it is his crappy band. Just be thankful that he wasn't going to be the first. Personally, I'd love to see as many tourists up there as we can get with an orbiting Hilton to house them all.
Oh yeah, and I liked the Daily Show's headline graphic for this story: 'N Space
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The best headline I've ever seen on /., or in the media in general in a long while (minusing, say, The War On Terrorism - "TWAT"). Chrisd, you are to be commended. Anyone believe otherwise?
... but I'd rather see him on the ISS then on tour... think about it!
eh, food for thought...
The great thing about wealthy people going up into space is not about subsidizies. There is a good chance some of these tyrants of capital will cease to be.
I am into the copy and paste.
nice one with the 'TWAT' but perhaps we can send lance up and test the star wars system.
Come on, I am sure that quite a few /. folks wouldn't do the same thing if they had the funds in a heartbeat, at least those of us that could squeeze into a space suit (myself excluded).
Of course, I am not quite sure where all the animosity comes from. I will be the first to cry out against N'Sync and all that Jedi mumbo jumbo that Lucas tried to pull. Bass himself seems to be pretty smart and articulate, though (from what I saw when he was on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire way back when it was fun to watch at a bar with friends with lots of beer). Of course, anyone talking with Regis Philbin would probably seem pretty smart in comparison. Now that I think about it, not the best way to judge someone.
Bryan R.
The price of freedom is eternal vigilance, or $12.50 as seen on eBay.....
Out of Sync with the mission goals.
How about we send all the boy bands, Britney, and their like on a one way trip to Mars.
As a community perhaps we should be willing to sponsor Wil Wheaton. After all he is the only person on slashdot who really has been in space. Of course this isn't a starship but, hey he's the most qualified. What say Wil?
Its one thing to invade the TV and radio, but it is another thing to invade Star wars and the ISS with this junk. Whats next, my physics book?
I have their last album and i like it. Anybody else have the guts to admit they like their music?
i misread your post -- the $$ signs made me think of spam and it wouldn't surprise me if this was the next iteration of spam:
GET INTO SPACE NOW! FIND OUT HOW! AND EMAIL SPAM@SPAM.TLD! this is not unsolicited mail, free ink refils and pictures of teen girls included in every order!
FreeBSD for the impatient.
hmmm... so the space part was cancelled... is the shooting still on? Just kidding :)
...cares!
why is this on slashdot? i bet its more about the fact that people are paying to go into space that have traditionally not been able to go there that lance bass. that millionaire guy started the ball rolling on commercially bought space flights, and to hear now mainstream advertising is taking a interest and part in utilizing the space program for its needs is a new push in the mix of technology and advertising IS news. The fact the writer needs to attack Lance Bass as 'not his cup of tea' so that no masculinity points are lost is pretty OT.
It never fails to ammuse me how much people tend to attack nsync when these people are clearly not the intended audience.
if you like to talk about entertainment merit for their audience, you couldnt even start to muster up some sort of attack in the face of the overwhelming numbers supporting them. sales?...please! marketing prowess of their management?.... you are reading about them now.
and id be in a boy band in a second if i could go to space. oh, and the millions would be nice...and the groupies!....
im forming a boy band, who wants to come?
There's nothing Intelligent about Intelligent Design.
...I would be at the observation pad putting .50 FMJ rounds into the sides of the solid rocket boosters.
Good lord, man. You don't get rich by being a lazy ass. Sure, some people luck out but EVERYBODY gets a potential life-changing opportunity at some point, it's what you DO with it that counts.
Now quit reading Slashdot and go buy some Anthony Robbins. Do it! Awaken the Giant Within!
That was my dream. Now I have to find another dream.
Stop the brainwash
You know you're a geek when you think Lance Bass is a kind of long fish.
come on, they arent so bad. nsyncs music is fairly terrible, but the guys themselves seem like they have a good sense of humor. the chilis commercials are kinda funny, and the simpsons episode was funny ("werrrrrd").
who cares if he goes up.
tell you what, if i could dress, dance, and sing like a dork for a year or 2 to earn a trip up there (and a few mil) id do it, and most of you would too.
give em a break.
Mod me down as redudant if you like, but props to chrisd for that one.
If all else fails, he'll be able to get on the launch wit h the personnel officers, public relations executives, management consultants, and telephone sanitizers.
"[Bass' flight] is just an advertising stunt, I can promise you," Spokesman Sergei Gorbunov said. "This is better advertising than he could ever pay for."
Where did that quote come from? I didn't see that anywhere in the Yahoo news article. And according to the article I read about this the other day, nothing was ever said about it begin a done deal.
If you're ever privaledged enough to be able to even SAY you want to TRY go to space on a partcular space flight, why should any of us put you down for it? It's only a step forward towards average Joe being able to take space flights, not a step backward.
You've never seen future Malda bride Kathleen Fent?
I vote that he Should be selected to travel to space under a strict set of conditions. First, No media show when he leaves. Second, ALL the other members of the band should be allowed to go. Third, They all must be ejected, Stanley Kubrick style, into deep space. Forth, No return flight! :)
Is this some kind of a new perversion invented by Jon? It's the hat that really disturbs me...
The owls are not what they seem
Does this mean that N'SYNC isn't going to break up during the space trip?
Russia, get that man in space right now! (Just don't bring him back!)
... if he were to suddenly and unfortunately have his space helmet pulled off in the vacuum of space?
Man, I'd buy THAT for a dollar!
(Lance Bass): Excuse me, Mister Astronaut, but after all this Tang(tm), I gotta whizz something awful. Where's the john up here ???
(Astronaut): Certainly.... go through that round hatch, close it, and spin the wheel. When the light turns red, press the big red button on the wall, and the door will open to the waste disposal area. . .
(a minute goes by)
(outside view) Lance Bass's corpse floating in vacuum
And people think spending money on the ISS is a waste (evil grin)
Come on people, think this one through!
We are already under a strict "No Contact" ban in the Galactic Confederation - we go shooting NSync members into space and we will downgraded from "Not ready for contact" to "Dangerous - destroy immediately".
www.eFax.com are spammers
Perhaps in stead we could convice him to be the first man to land on the sun!
They could stage their new video there called "flash fry"
Guys, Lance will be alright. He has gone through the vigors of space training before. He attended Space Camp when he was twelve...
100% Insightful
That's some good quality work there, bub. Fooled me straight away. I thought I was going to get a picture of Lance's disappointed face, and instead, Boom! There's your dad. Good work. Keep it up.
i thought he was a fish - hes the first guy from the band whose name i know
...No-one can hear you sing!
'Nuff said.
...and nuke 'em from orbit! It's the only way to be sure!
You're using her as bait, Master!
I agree. Never suspected a thing...
What if Lance Bass, or the other BoyBandites read Slashdot?
General Relativity: Space-time tells matter where to go; Matter tells space-time what shape to be.
This is the first step in placing humanity under the control of the spacing guild
I am truly disappointed.
I read the story and thought (since it's becoming a popular idea lately) that the ASHES of a member of N'Suck was going to be shot into space, but that it won't after-all for some reason.
Then I read on and sure enough, he's still alive. What a fuckin' gyp.
To quote the Comic Book Guy..
"Best Slashdot article title ever"
weren't mike and janet jackson on a space ship just a few years ago?
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Information wants...you to shut your pie hole.
I laughed out load when I read the title of this article. Excellent!!
Two thumbs up on the title.
Big Ed Makeing the world safe for no apparent reason!
Shoot into space?
...call me a facist but why dont we just skip the "into space" part.
Nah, just kidding.
But I cant wait to see these record-company-made freaks fade from the eter...
If illegal coppying is what it takes to get rid of the likes of him, I'm ready to be an outlaw...
Now, who is with me...
"First lesson," Jon said. "Stick them with the pointy end."
:-)
Mod me up, baby
...into space before it's too late! Eventually there WILL be an accident. And don't try to tell me that NASA's safeguards are sufficient. Imagine the devastating environmental impact of vaporized Lance Bass filling the upper atmosphere. It could well be the end of us all!
"Dance like it hurts. Love like you need money. Work when people are watching." - Dogbert.
I've just finished skimming through this thread, and while I understand why a member of N'Sync is the subject of widespread ridicule, I do want to pause for a moment and say why I think it might be a good idea for Mr. Bass, or anyone well known, to visit the ISS (as long as, of course, they pass the flight certification requirements and have been trained in Houston and in Star City, as all professional astronauts and cosmonauts do, to the extent that their individual mission requires.)
The ISS program has been subject to some very severe criticism on the part of the US government due to cost overruns and repeated delays. The station was originally designed to have a seven-member crew and perform hundreds if not thousands of science experiments over its design life. Due to the loss of the US Habitation Module and the Crew Return Vehicle (not to be confused with the Honda CR-V), that crew has been cut to just three - and it takes two and a half people to just operate the station, leaving only a comparatively tiny amount of time free for science. The station may find its budget cut yet further if NASA can't rein in the cost increases, though the new Administrator is quite experienced at budgeting (which is, actually, why he was chosen).
One way to help the station pay its way is these "pay your way" visits. They are not disrupting the station's already-existing schedule, as the "ferry" flights that are used for these paid tours are already built into the program. Their purpose? To exchange the long-term crew's Soyuz "lifeboat" for another every six months, the Soyuz' certified on-orbit lifetime. Typically, the taxi crews stay on the station for about a week, then depart in the Soyuz already attached to the station, leaving the new one behind.
If you considering the importance of the ISS in long-term space exploration as a way to gain experience in long-duration missions (as Mir allowed us to do) and as a departure point for future missions to the Moon and Mars, you see why these tourist missions are important: help balance the shortfall in what NASA and other governments can't provide and help boost public interest in, and awareness of, the ISS program.
"This is better advertising than he could ever pay for."
Better advertising for the ISS. The more famous the proposed visitor, the more likely the news will be everywhere, regardless of whether or not he or she ever visits the station. And, if those press articles also explain in an unbiased way why the ISS is vital to us and to future generations, then perhaps its future will be assured as more than just a footnote or stumbling point on the way off of Earth.
That's the real reason this is an important piece of news.
i am a soviet space shuttle
... your dad's about to get laid.
First Star Wars, now the Space Station. Is nothing sacred? Is nothing safe from these guys? Next thing you'll know they'll be running for President.
Why not? Don't you *WANT* Jon Katz to meet his demise?
About Mark Shuttleworth? And if I recall, he's launching in two months.
Rosvikosmos says "He hasn't spoken to us as of yet". My guess is that the yet portion will take place in about 2 weeks.
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I didn't know N'Sync had names!
Maybe they named them so they could sell dolls and 7 tshirts instead of just one? (Or was that Meneudo that had seven?)
...and leave them there.
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Well if Ham the chimp and Laika the dog have been in space, why not Lance Bass the N'sync idiot?
Maybe they could jettison him up there?
Am I the only one who is saddened at the thought of the ISS project losing the money that they would have gotten from Lance's tourism? I mean, if he's fit, passes the requirements, and he's got the money, I say, PLEASE give it to the ISS!
/. hive wishing the ISS project would get more money.
/. hive is happy that the ISS project is not getting that money from an excited young man just because he happens to sell alot of albums to 12 year old girls.
/. these days, it seems.
I mean, sure, I don't listen to the group and never will...But I'm all for expanding into space. The problem is that the ISS is running low on funds...It would be A Good Thing for space tourism to help further the project.
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I have just read that the
I am confused. Which happens regularly on
They only orbit 2000 lbs. But that is enough for him, a sleeping bag and maybe a couple of other NSync and Backdoor boys members.
Bass was obviously smart/cute enough to con the public out of millions to put him in the envious position of being able to buy a seat on the ISS. Good for him--I would do exactly the same thing!
But how about putting all the record execs in his seat instead, minus the benefit of an outer door of the airlock? After a couple of thousand feet of altitude, many problems inherent in the recording industry would magically disappear.
I mean this in the nicest possible way, of course.
What's that sound? ... Oh, that's just the CIA at your door.
Liver donor testing for Osama is taking place in Ankara, Turkey on Feburary 25th at 9am outside of the Ankara Days Inn. Please arrive several hours early in support of this movement in this.. humanity's darkest of hours. The last thing we need to hear broadcasted over the airwaves is "One Small Step For Man, One Giant Leap for Pop Music" And May god (if you exist i'm gonna pimpslap you for this) have mercy on us all.
If the Martians notice him, it's death for us all.
Of course, if they decided to let him off just before they lost gravity, that'd be fine. I'd like to see the Lance Bass crater within my lifetime.
SITTING IN OUTER SPACE AND RAN OUT OF TONER??!?!?
...really hoping this was the start of some huge master plan to start launching boy-bands into the sun.
Which one is he???
a) sensitive blonde
b) tough yet caring brunette
c) quiet one with goatee and ghetto jewelry
d) funky hair
e) the other one, who needs more publicity
What you mean, is without a spacesuit, and oxygen supply, or a ticket home...
It's damn hard to get someone into space without a rocket...
Of course!
But it'd be fun to try, wouldn't it?
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Bleah! Heh heh heh... BLEAH BLEAH!!! Ha ha ha ha...