Maybe its time for silicon ALLEY to stand up now against the overpriced, non-productive geeks whose job is reading slashdot all day -between the coffe breaks, taht is. Guess that is why software is so expensive nowadays.
According to the latest Gartner group research report, the Linux hype is finally over. Research shows that market share of linux-driven production servers on the internet has finally declined to a single-digit number. The reasons for this are clear:
* Linux is unstable * Linux has an unreliable filesystem * Everybody uses Windows or BSD, nowadays
Research has clearly pointed out, that although there are still hordes of pinguin-dressed geeks running around MIS departments, management has grown wise (or gone out of business) and doesn't even allow Linux workstations anymore, since the costs in maintaining these machines turned out to be astronomically high. The reasons for this are clear as well.
* Installation is a pain in the ass
it usually takes a whole support team to install a geeks' workstation
* Bandwidth
Installation and maintenance requires 4-5 times the bandwidth a 'normal' OS would require
* Integration and connectivity
Linux was deliberately made completely incompatible and inoperatible with turnkey solutions like
MS Exchange or MS SQL server. Investments in these products are therefore voided the minute you start rolling out Linux.
* Complexity
Applications developed in Perl or C, the languages of the linux community have proven to be slow, unreliable, insecure and headaching complicated. Once developed and debugged, nobody is able to understand the code.
Therefore, it has been statistically proven that most companies have already moved away from Linux. This can be concluded from the following signs:
All the 'geeks' wearing tux t-shirts are actually MIS support guys who are still studying for their MCSE exam.
'The screaming fast linux machines at work' are actually refurbished workstations at a separated network segment, not allowed on the production network since every linux (l)user seems to neednmap [insecure.org] to perform normal work-related computer operations.
All the 'cool' Apache web servers are actually IIS machines with forged host headers. (yes, you can do that in IIS without recompiling anything. Heck, I lived for years without a C compiler and still do. )
For the rare instance where a free UNIX is actually used in a production environment, management has smartened up and BSD is usually installed.
According to the latest Gartner group research report, the Linux hype is finally over. Research shows that market share of linux-driven production servers on the internet has finally declined to a single-digit number. The reasons for this are clear:
* Linux is unstable * Linux has an unreliable filesystem * Everybody uses Windows or BSD, nowadays
Research has clearly pointed out, that although there are still hordes of pinguin-dressed geeks running around MIS departments, management has grown wise (or gone out of business) and doesn't even allow Linux workstations anymore, since the costs in maintaining these machines turned out to be astronomically high. The reasons for this are clear as well.
* Installation is a pain in the ass
it usually takes a whole support team to install a geeks' workstation
* Bandwidth
Installation and maintenance requires 4-5 times the bandwidth a 'normal' OS would require
* Integration and connectivity
Linux was deliberately made completely incompatible and inoperatible with turnkey solutions like
MS Exchange or MS SQL server. Investments in these products are therefore voided the minute you start rolling out Linux.
* Complexity
Applications developed in Perl or C, the languages of the linux community have proven to be slow, unreliable, insecure and headaching complicated. Once developed and debugged, nobody is able to understand the code.
Therefore, it has been statistically proven that most companies have already moved away from Linux. This can be concluded from the following signs:
All the 'geeks' wearing tux t-shirts are actually MIS support guys who are still studying for their MCSE exam.
'The screaming fast linux machines at work' are actually refurbished workstations at a separated network segment, not allowed on the production network since every linux (l)user seems to neednmap [insecure.org] to perform normal work-related computer operations.
All the 'cool' Apache web servers are actually IIS machines with forged host headers. (yes, you can do that in IIS without recompiling anything. Heck, I lived for years without a C compiler and still do. )
For the rare instance where a free UNIX is actually used in a production environment, management has smartened up and BSD is usually installed.
These guys get 250.000 visitors / story, have only 10 guys working, and don't make enough
money? SO we get page-filling ads? And *they* blame Microsoft????????
What a bunch of linux zealots.. (.would a.page.widening.post.remove.the.ad.from.the.displayed.page,.maybe?????????????
Another fag raising money to pay for him scratching his balls all day, so he can pay another $100 to an obscure software firm from bangladesh, to write perl 7.. don't believe the hype!
I must admit this sounds foolproof. Great, thanx for the tip! This may change my life forever. Oh by the way, mr torvalds, the link is still not working right.
It had taken a while for CmdrTaco to become hard again, the nights
activities up until then had been draining and very exhausting, but
that hadn't deterred Hemos, he had quite literally been a machine, no
sooner had he cum and started to go soft, then he was rock hard again
and wanting to do it all over again. Not that CmdrTaco minded, it was the
horniest, most depraved, lust filled night of his life, never had he
been used and abused so completely before, and he had been with some
'experienced' geeks before. But, as CmdrTaco was now learning, experience is
no match for horny, fucking first time lust.
Hemos had, quite literally, been up all night, CmdrTaco knew that both of
them would be sore in the morning, but he didn't care, he told Hemos,
but he didn't care either. There was only one sour point for the entire
night.
At one point, after Hemos had once again been in CmdrTaco and unloaded deep
inside him, Hemos pulled out and floppied exhausted down beside CmdrTaco.
They had both laid there for a few minutes, catching there breath and
waiting to see who got hard again first, which with no surprise turned
out to be Hemos again. Hemos got up on his knees and straddled CmdrTaco's
chest, wanting CmdrTaco to suck him off again. But CmdrTaco took him in his
hand and started to slowly Taco-snort him,
"You know... CowboyNeal's gonna kill me when he finds out about this." CmdrTaco
said.
"Huh?" Hemos moaned in a lusty daze, too intent upon the feeling of
CmdrTaco's hand on his erection.
"CowboyNeal, you know, your gay best friend... When you took me up to Slashdot
and introduced us, well... you know what we were doing. In the morning,
I was givin him a head job and he was just talking about stuff, and I
asked him about you, like... what he though about you." CmdrTaco stopped to
see if Hemos was paying attention.
"Yeah... and..?" Hemos moaned.
"Well... you know he likes you right? I mean... - really - likes you."
The emphasis on 'really' made Hemos look down at CmdrTaco's face, half
hidden under his erection.
"Yeah, but... we're just friends..."
"There's no need for you to be 'just' friends anymore."
CmdrTaco's comment made Hemos think, that was true, but..? So intent on his
thoughts, Hemos started to go soft in CmdrTaco's hand, but the sudden warm,
tight mouth around his manhood bought Hemos back to the here and now
with a groan of pleasure. When Hemos was back, CmdrTaco lay back down,
Hemos slipping from his mouth, he took him in hand again,
"Well, CowboyNeal said that of all the geeks he's ever been with, your the only
guy he has ever - wanted - to be with. Like, the guys he has been with,
its cos of lust, but he said with you it would be different. Not
love... but... just different. He said he's had a heap of wet dreams
about you," CmdrTaco laughed a little, "but he said he'd give anything to
be able to go down on you, to taste you and that." CmdrTaco paused again,
he felt a little guilty, but he continued, in a hushed whisper, "He
wanted to be your first. If ever you were gonna try the gay thing, he
wanted to be the one you were with, he wanted to feel you inside him,
he wanted desperately to be inside you. I'm pretty sure once I heard
him groan your name while I was fucking him slash-doggy style. He's got it
bad for you, he actually warned me off you. I was stupid enough to tell
him I, on occasion, had had the odd wet dream about you, I don't know
why though, I mean, your not really my type of guy, but when I told him
that, he got serious all of a sudden and warned me off you. He said
that you were his, and he'd deck me if I ever so much as looked at you
fun."
Hemos didn't know what to say to that. CowboyNeal thought of him as his..?
Slashdot Mirror
Maybe its time for silicon ALLEY to stand up now against the overpriced, non-productive geeks whose job is reading slashdot all day -between the coffe breaks, taht is. Guess that is why software is so expensive nowadays.
Sorry, I meant 'DMCA as a Regillio'
However, It *did* get frost piss *and* a positive rating.. go figure..
Cant we use the DMCA as a religio and ask tax reduction for it.. just like scientology does
According to the latest Gartner group research report, the Linux hype is finally over. Research shows that market share of linux-driven production servers on the internet has finally declined to a single-digit number. The reasons for this are clear:
* Linux is unstable
* Linux has an unreliable filesystem
* Everybody uses Windows or BSD, nowadays
Research has clearly pointed out, that although there are still hordes of pinguin-dressed geeks running around MIS departments, management has grown wise (or gone out of business) and doesn't even allow Linux workstations anymore, since the costs in maintaining these machines turned out to be astronomically high. The reasons for this are clear as well.
* Installation is a pain in the ass
* Bandwidth
* Integration and connectivity
* Complexity
Therefore, it has been statistically proven that most companies have already moved away from Linux. This can be concluded from the following signs:
I wonder what a fried russian astronaut looks like when I see engines that large..
According to the latest Gartner group research report, the Linux hype is finally over. Research shows that market share of linux-driven production servers on the internet has finally declined to a single-digit number. The reasons for this are clear:
* Linux is unstable
* Linux has an unreliable filesystem
* Everybody uses Windows or BSD, nowadays
Research has clearly pointed out, that although there are still hordes of pinguin-dressed geeks running around MIS departments, management has grown wise (or gone out of business) and doesn't even allow Linux workstations anymore, since the costs in maintaining these machines turned out to be astronomically high. The reasons for this are clear as well.
* Installation is a pain in the ass
* Bandwidth
* Integration and connectivity
* Complexity
Therefore, it has been statistically proven that most companies have already moved away from Linux. This can be concluded from the following signs:
These guys get 250.000 visitors / story, have only 10 guys working, and don't make enough money? SO we get page-filling ads? And *they* blame Microsoft????????
.page .widening .post .remove .the .ad .from .the .displayed .page, .maybe?????????????
What a bunch of linux zealots.. (.would a
Another fag raising money to pay for him scratching his balls all day, so he can pay another $100 to an obscure software firm from bangladesh, to write perl 7.. don't believe the hype!
Hm, that link doesnt work. please fix it, it makes the difference between a good and a bad day
I must admit this sounds foolproof. Great, thanx for the tip! This may change my life forever. Oh by the way, mr torvalds, the link is still not working right.
It had taken a while for CmdrTaco to become hard again, the nights activities up until then had been draining and very exhausting, but that hadn't deterred Hemos, he had quite literally been a machine, no sooner had he cum and started to go soft, then he was rock hard again and wanting to do it all over again. Not that CmdrTaco minded, it was the horniest, most depraved, lust filled night of his life, never had he been used and abused so completely before, and he had been with some 'experienced' geeks before. But, as CmdrTaco was now learning, experience is no match for horny, fucking first time lust. Hemos had, quite literally, been up all night, CmdrTaco knew that both of them would be sore in the morning, but he didn't care, he told Hemos, but he didn't care either. There was only one sour point for the entire night. At one point, after Hemos had once again been in CmdrTaco and unloaded deep inside him, Hemos pulled out and floppied exhausted down beside CmdrTaco. They had both laid there for a few minutes, catching there breath and waiting to see who got hard again first, which with no surprise turned out to be Hemos again. Hemos got up on his knees and straddled CmdrTaco's chest, wanting CmdrTaco to suck him off again. But CmdrTaco took him in his hand and started to slowly Taco-snort him, "You know... CowboyNeal's gonna kill me when he finds out about this." CmdrTaco said. "Huh?" Hemos moaned in a lusty daze, too intent upon the feeling of CmdrTaco's hand on his erection. "CowboyNeal, you know, your gay best friend... When you took me up to Slashdot and introduced us, well... you know what we were doing. In the morning, I was givin him a head job and he was just talking about stuff, and I asked him about you, like... what he though about you." CmdrTaco stopped to see if Hemos was paying attention. "Yeah... and..?" Hemos moaned. "Well... you know he likes you right? I mean... - really - likes you." The emphasis on 'really' made Hemos look down at CmdrTaco's face, half hidden under his erection. "Yeah, but... we're just friends..." "There's no need for you to be 'just' friends anymore." CmdrTaco's comment made Hemos think, that was true, but..? So intent on his thoughts, Hemos started to go soft in CmdrTaco's hand, but the sudden warm, tight mouth around his manhood bought Hemos back to the here and now with a groan of pleasure. When Hemos was back, CmdrTaco lay back down, Hemos slipping from his mouth, he took him in hand again, "Well, CowboyNeal said that of all the geeks he's ever been with, your the only guy he has ever - wanted - to be with. Like, the guys he has been with, its cos of lust, but he said with you it would be different. Not love... but... just different. He said he's had a heap of wet dreams about you," CmdrTaco laughed a little, "but he said he'd give anything to be able to go down on you, to taste you and that." CmdrTaco paused again, he felt a little guilty, but he continued, in a hushed whisper, "He wanted to be your first. If ever you were gonna try the gay thing, he wanted to be the one you were with, he wanted to feel you inside him, he wanted desperately to be inside you. I'm pretty sure once I heard him groan your name while I was fucking him slash-doggy style. He's got it bad for you, he actually warned me off you. I was stupid enough to tell him I, on occasion, had had the odd wet dream about you, I don't know why though, I mean, your not really my type of guy, but when I told him that, he got serious all of a sudden and warned me off you. He said that you were his, and he'd deck me if I ever so much as looked at you fun." Hemos didn't know what to say to that. CowboyNeal thought of him as his..?
Wasn't that John Carmack??