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  1. Re:Geez on New Debian Installer Coming Soon · · Score: 4, Funny
    What's wrong with:

    tar xvfz package
    cd package
    configure
    make
    make install
    ldconfig

    You forgot the "./" at the front of "./configure", because like any good Unix user you don't have "." in your path. Then it should work for you.

    Then again, it appears he is running as root all the time. Must be a Windows convert.

    *blink*

  2. Re:great! on New Debian Installer Coming Soon · · Score: 3, Funny
    On a side note, can anyone tell me why debian is still i386 compiled rather than i586? I heard one argument saying that although it was i386 they were optimized internally for the higher processors. Not trolling deb, just interested. Can any gurus give us a definitive answer?

    Because it's not only the software packages that are 2 years behind in the stable release, it's the hardware too!

    (This was meant to be funny ha-ha... but dammit it might even be true. *sigh* If I could come up with a funny pun about "definitive answer" and the number differences I'd be rolling in karma. Some days I don't know why I even bother to ever post.)

  3. Re:Find a job you love.... on Changing Jobs for Job Satisfaction? · · Score: 2, Funny
    Not always true, unfortunately. All too often the 'job' part ruins the 'fun' part.

    This is why they call it a "job" and not "blowjob"

    Amoeba

  4. Re:Will it be secure? on AMD64 Preview · · Score: 4, Funny

    The sad thing is I understood everything you just said.

    My God, I *am* a geek.

  5. Re:That's nothing on Glory Days at AOL · · Score: 1
    Back in the good 'ol days when we all had 14.4 modems and we had to walk fifty miles in snow and ice just to pick it up.

    Pfeh. We had to manually carry our packets through the snow and hand-deliver them to the other computer(s). Didn't even have "baud."

    Pfeh. You had hands!?

  6. Re:A new golden age for.... on Microsoft Rolls Out iLoo · · Score: 2, Funny
    think of all the pr0n surfing one could do at a iLoo.

    Brings new meaning to the term "pop-ups"

  7. All that R&D money on Microsoft Rolls Out iLoo · · Score: 4, Funny

    And this is what they come up with!? Someone approved this? Somewhere, deep within the bowels of Microsoft, there is movement.

    *wince*

  8. Re:Think layers on Securing Your Network? · · Score: 4, Funny
    Ogres have layers, onions have layers. Ogres are not like cake.

    What about parfait? Everybody likes parfait.

    (If you don't get it, you don't have a 3yr old Shrek junkie in your house)

  9. And another thing.. on Sendo vs. Microsoft: The Truth Comes Out · · Score: 1, Informative

    Okay, I joked about this in another post but does anyone else find it irresponsible that the StingerOS is called StinkerOS not once but twice in the article?

    This isn't bad editing, it's on purpose and only undermines the impact of the story by showing where the Register's bias is. Bad freakin' journalism. Then again, it cemented the chance this would show up on ./

    uh.. not that the editors ever read the stories of course.. :)

    Amoeba

  10. From the article: on Sendo vs. Microsoft: The Truth Comes Out · · Score: 3, Funny
    But it was never a partnership of equals, alleges Sendo, and after promising that StinkerOS was ready in the middle of last year, Microsoft used the delays to uncover Sendo's integration secrets and carrier relationships, and then cut off their air supply, using this knowledge to promote its new sweetheart, the Orange SPV instead.

    Emphasis mine. I really don't think I have to add anything to this quote. ;)

  11. Re:The only bad kind of piracy. on Psst! Eight Bits Gets You "The Two Towers" In China · · Score: 2
    This is the only kind of piracy that I actively and vocally oppose. Most of what's labeled as piracy nowadays is simply acting in accordance with the laws of information physics at possible detriment to the financial standing of companies that have a vested interest in maintaining the status quo with regards to content-centric business models.

    You work in upper management huh?

  12. Re:Mis-casting? on Will Smith as I, Robot · · Score: 5, Informative
    Is it just me or does Will Smith seem like a very bad choice for this film?


    I'm not so certain. Smith can act in serious roles, it's just that he's more well known for his comedic characters. My initial thought was Will Smith was a bad choice until I hit IMDB to satisfy the voice in my head that said he's never done a serious role well. Where the Day Takes You was a strong non-comedy role of Smith's. Great friggin movie. And though I didn't like Ali much he did a credible job of portraying one of the most well-known sports figures in history.


    -Amoeba

  13. Re:argh no no no on Go Go Gadget Minisaw · · Score: 2

    You're German huh?

    *ducks*

  14. Re:So this is illegal? on Microsoft: You Need Permission to Sell Our Software · · Score: 2
    When you buy a PC from an OEM, it has an "OEM" version of Windows - aka, the OEM gets a discounted rate for bundling it with the PC. The EULA's on everyone I've seen says it just dandy and fine to resell it however you want so long as you don't split it into pieces and sell the pieces.

    The same applies to a retail, or "FPP", version of Windows. You can resell the software or do whatever you want with it in accordance with your local laws etc. MS has no way to regulate that and they specifically tell you in the EULA that you can do this.

    I had this impression as well. So, how exactly is Microsoft legally able to prevent a private party from selling their copy of Windows (OEM or store bought) on eBay for instance? If Microsoft has no legal say in the sale....

    --insert my usual observation that I think both eBay and Microsoft are enormous crack-smoking monkeys trying to sodomize me here--

  15. Re:U-Port? on Sony Releases Smallest VAIO Yet · · Score: 5, Funny
    Yeah. I was wondering that too. What the hell do you connect to a 'Biology U Port'? (I could speculate but that would quickly get out of hand ;)

    Dontcha think that getting it out of your hand is the whole point of having the port in the first place?

    Sorry, couldn't resist.

  16. Re:SACD, mp3, and more on Super Audio CDs Rolling Your Way · · Score: 5, Insightful
    You said:

    If I want to make a backup copy of my music, I can buy a copy on CD since I'm not going to be able to make a copy of a SACD myself anytime soon.

    Ya know, I though that same thing too.... initially. See, the problem is what happens when the day arrives that the only format available in drives and media is SACD? Can't make archival exact copies of your own media. Can't get a replacement for the disc if gets scratched. So much for Fair Use.

    And that's my problem with it. Call me kooky but I'm wary of companies that try the "Oooh.. look over there, SHINY!" distraction tactic while they take away my money/rights/stuff. Sony has lots of practice in that particular area.

    Amoeba

  17. Re:from the rabid-knee-jerk-reactions dept. on RIAA Sues Backbone ISPs to Censor Website · · Score: 5, Funny
    I find your association of the recording industry with amoebae patently offensive, and demand an immediate retraction.

    Sincerely, That Gigantic Fucking Amoeba-Thing from Zelda 64

    Mom reads ./?

  18. legal escalation on UK Parliament to ban DoS Attacks · · Score: 2
    We propose a law to legalize certain DoS attacks.

    They propose a law to make those DoS attacks illegal.

    We retaliate with another law to make any laws criminalizing our law that legalizes DoS attacks illegal.

    They strike back with a law that makes it illegal to pass laws which make laws that that legalize DoS attacks illegal..

    In furious anger and righteous indignation we pass a law tha...

    I think I just hurt something in my head.

  19. Yet another way to gouge customers on Mobile Gaming with BREW · · Score: 2
    Ya know, it's not like these games will be free. How much you wanna bet that, in addition to the "pay-per-play" and other types of creative fees, you'll also be using up your minutes? Talk about a great way to increase your profi... Oooh! Dungeons & Dragons!

  20. keyboard pattern-based passwords on Crappy Passwords Very Common · · Score: 2

    I've found that by using passwords based on keystroke patterns (with a random key at the beginning, end or middle) to be easily remembered *by my hands* though I couldn't tell you the actual passwords myself without some serious thought. The random non-pattern key is important since there are crack dictionaries that try things like "qwertyuiop" etc.

    One example of a pattern I've used in the past: BNGHTY%^~

    Try typing it in and see how easy it is for you to "remember" :)

  21. Re:Surefire Design Tips! on What Makes a Good Web Design? · · Score: 2

    must..use..preview..

    1. Excessive use of the blink tag is a must.

    Bah.

  22. Surefire Design Tips! on What Makes a Good Web Design? · · Score: 2
    To properly design a site use these Surefire Design Tips! to rack up those web hits and attract only those readers you really want!

    1. Excessive use of the tag is a must. Epileptic seizures are always a laugh riot.

    2. You can't go wrong with dancing hamsters.

    3. Bright yellow text on a white background will weed out those pesky colorblind users.

    4. Pop-ups and pop-unders are a great way to keep your users from going anywhere.

    5. Multiple megabyte flash animations will amaze your users!

  23. It's Creative's "Killer Convergence" device on New External Sound "Card" · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Think about it. Creative has taken 3 of their products and rolled it into one easy to setup (in theory) device. It's a Live! Drive IR, Soundblaster Live! Platinum, and Cambridge Soundworks DTT3500 Digital Decoder in one package.

    Instead of taking up a drive bay for the Live! Drive and conecting it via an IDE cable to the Soundblaster in your PCI slot which in turn hooks into your digital decoder for Dolby digital.. plus 3 separate device drivers for each one and separate software apps to drive em and and and...

    Now you've got one USB device that is more portable, cheaper and easier to fabricate/package/sell than the 3 individual items, and as an added bonus gets them into the laptop market outside of their existing OEM soundchip customers.

    If that's not the definition of a damned smart convergence device I need to smoke better quality crack.

  24. Re:Both, but Powerpuffs have a virus? on Are DVDs Software Or Films? · · Score: 2
    Leave my family out of this you rat bastard!

  25. Built-in charger via internal gyro on Citizen/IBM To Make A Linux Watch · · Score: 2
    Maybe I'm on crack or something but you'd think that IBM (or someone on /.) would have thought to build in a small offset gyro that would assist with recharging the actual battery similar to how those Timex watches (Perpetual motion-winding-doohickey) work.

    Would certainly help with the battery life eh?