Ok, so let me get this straight. I'm Joe deadbeat, but I still pay for a phone. But, since I've been labled a "deadbeat" by EQUIFAX or some rabid collecation agency, it's OK for them to spoof my CallerID or bypass means that I have put in place to try to require callers to present a valid call?
Dear Mr. Mon,
You are absolutely correct. Not only that, but we are also granted access to slashdot.org's log files. Now, if you don't want us to inform your loved ones that you're the "In Soviet Russia..." troll, you'll give us a call right now.
Sincerely, Ichthyiophile Debt Resolution Service "'Cause if you mess with Ichthyophile, and you'll be sleeping with the fishes."
It's too bad Google doesn't have one of those things where you can watch everyone's search scrolling down the screen live. I bet there would be a lot of "pictures of mountains" searches right about now.
PS/2: Tried, true, and works with my old IBM clicky-clacky keyboard. I love that keyboard, and it's waaay more durable than any newer keyboard. I've spilled beer on it and it continues clacking away.
PS/2 USB converter.
His point was that the old clickity-clacks require tweakage to work with USB-PS/2 adapters.
If you're looking for years' worth of bump-and-grind coming out of printer, look no further than the HP Photosmart 1115. Imagine if you will a ink cartrige/stylus assembly weighing in at over two pounds. When it hits a spreadsheet, my desk feels as though there are copulating armadillos underneath it (or maybe these things).
Now, I'm not usually one to condone castration for sloppy reporting, but reporting the wavelengths of light as "3/100,000 of an inch" and "1/50,000 of an inch" seems to make this punishment fit the crime.
Jeeves is a character from a series of extremely fun P.G. Wodehouse books (example) who continually makes up for his master's bumblings in upper-class England.
"The US Senate has featured.4 Connecticuts of Kennedies during the 20th century" or "when Butafuco's yard was searched by cadaver dogs, 3.6 Lake Michigans of assorted mobster parts were discovered buried..."
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It's been a pretty big cliche on fark.com for a while. It wouldnt be the first farkism to have migrated--or vice versa.
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Didn't these people ever see Star Trek VI?
Ok, so let me get this straight. I'm Joe deadbeat, but I still pay for a phone. But, since I've been labled a "deadbeat" by EQUIFAX or some rabid collecation agency, it's OK for them to spoof my CallerID or bypass means that I have put in place to try to require callers to present a valid call?
Dear Mr. Mon,
You are absolutely correct. Not only that, but we are also granted access to slashdot.org's log files. Now, if you don't want us to inform your loved ones that you're the "In Soviet Russia..." troll, you'll give us a call right now.
Sincerely,
Ichthyiophile Debt Resolution Service
"'Cause if you mess with Ichthyophile, and you'll be sleeping with the fishes."
And I think it's the remaining 10% that we need to worry about
No kidding, that's where buffalo work--quitely controlling our nation's leaders.
I seem to remember that Altavista could be reached through a host on some old guard company's domain. Anybody have that handy?
By "pictures of mountains," I think you mean "huge tracts of land."
PS/2: Tried, true, and works with my old IBM clicky-clacky keyboard. I love that keyboard, and it's waaay more durable than any newer keyboard. I've spilled beer on it and it continues clacking away.
PS/2 USB converter.
His point was that the old clickity-clacks require tweakage to work with USB-PS/2 adapters.
...inconsistent is better than incendiary.
You bastard! Do you realize how much it hurts to have dr. pepper shoot out your nose!?
Mr. President, I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed. But I do say no more than ten to twenty million killed, tops.
-General "Buck" Turgidson
I think that by "600 songs in one day" they meant 12 Doors songs.
In all seriousness, it would do Slashdot a world of good if "Boobies" was under the topics menu.
What ever happenned to the days of good, honest record labels sending good, honest dj's good, honest album covers filled with cocaine.
We don't need no corporation...
Let me tell you this: Almost everything on Page 3 (not safe for work) is photoshopped.
Fig 1
Dude
Fig 2
Ball
Fig 3
Dude
Fig 1 tosses Fig 2 to Fig 3, and vice versa, on cue, producing a binary transmitter of gravity waves.
Shame, shame Slashdot. Look at what kind of paranoia you've bred in Linux users--installing OpenSSH on a weatherballoon!
Cynic 1: You have just blown our minds.
Cynic 2: Our minds have been blown!
It'll be interesting to see if this catches on. I kind of doubt it.
It's kind of hard for a product to catch on if you don't offer the customer a method of buying it.
Who knows, maybe they're just castrati.
If you're looking for years' worth of bump-and-grind coming out of printer, look no further than the HP Photosmart 1115. Imagine if you will a ink cartrige/stylus assembly weighing in at over two pounds. When it hits a spreadsheet, my desk feels as though there are copulating armadillos underneath it (or maybe these things).
Now, I'm not usually one to condone castration for sloppy reporting, but reporting the wavelengths of light as "3/100,000 of an inch" and "1/50,000 of an inch" seems to make this punishment fit the crime.
Jeeves is a character from a series of extremely fun P.G. Wodehouse books (example) who continually makes up for his master's bumblings in upper-class England.
It's so rare that the Industry steals from Bob the Angry Flower.
The free-software Jacobins can rant all they want, but when it comes to posting screen shots on slashdot, PNG isn't a great format to use.
"The US Senate has featured .4 Connecticuts of Kennedies during the 20th century" or "when Butafuco's yard was searched by cadaver dogs, 3.6 Lake Michigans of assorted mobster parts were discovered buried..."
It's been a pretty big cliche on fark.com for a while. It wouldnt be the first farkism to have migrated--or vice versa.