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Los Alamos Security Infiltrated By Reporter

morcheeba writes "Wired reported Noah Shachtman gives a first-hand account of his entry into a high-security area at Los Alamos National Laboratory. Yes, there are pictures. It seems that the birthplace of the atom bomb is being guarded by string, backed up by guards with empty holsters. There's a little more info on Noah's Defense Tech website."

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  1. nukes and no guns by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It seems that the birthplace of the atom bomb is being guarded by string, backed up by guards with empty holsters.

    well, most of the anti-nuke protestors hate nukes and guns too, so it seems that the guards need to be at least equal, no?

  2. Borders by L7_ · · Score: 5, Funny

    Sneaking onto the grounds on LANL is like saying its a feat to sneak across the US-Mexico border.


    1. Re:Borders by JudgeFurious · · Score: 3, Funny

      No kidding, I'd be more interested in an article about someone (anyone) who couldn't do it. At least then we'd get to read about the ass kicking he got when he was caught.

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    2. Re:Borders by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The area this guy "snuck" into has a fence around it, but I have NEVER seen the gate closed. It is not a secure area, and anyone can just drive into to it.

      This twit cant even drive by the secure areas, let alone try to sneak into them.. Would love to see him try.. Might make the local papers.. Man killed trying to enter restricted area..

      The bottom line here is anything thats "interesting" he cant get to..

      The opinions post are my own...Noone elses..

    3. Re:Borders by jaysones · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I think you mean "it takes FEET to sneak across the US-Mexico border."

    4. Re:Borders by frost22 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Sneaking onto the grounds on LANL is like saying its a feat to sneak across the US-Mexico border.
      Why ?

      Shouldn't it be more like ...

      "Welcome to Black Mesa research facility..."

      Hi Gordon!
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    5. Re:Borders by zCyl · · Score: 4, Informative

      Most of the lab grounds are open access. I have photos of some of the same regions from hikes I took around the region. The "No Trespassing" signs that he took pictures of don't say "No Trespassing" because it's a top secret region, they say it because if you walk past them, you will plummet off a cliff to your immediate death. The fences are there for protection of hikers, not security. The REAL secured areas of the lab have high quality prison caliber barbed-wire fences, video surveillance entirely surrounding the area, armed guards in watch towers, and you aren't even permitted to slow down when driving past.

      Basically, this reporter took a glorified hiking tour of the region, but missed most of the beautiful landscape of the area.

    6. Re:Borders by Pros_n_Cons · · Score: 3, Informative

      It's probably too late in slashdot time for anyone to hear this but I'm currently reading a book called "The Savage Nation" and the Author was just talking about how this specific place was broken into.

      In October 2000 Mock terrorists gained control of sensitive nuclear material, which, if detonated, would have endangered significant parts of sevral states including New Mexico and Colorado. In an earlier test at the same lab an army special forces team used a household garden cart to haul away enough weapons-graded uranium to build sevral nuclear weapons. Feeling secure?

      A different site (incase you are curious) on the Rocky Flat site near Denver, Navy SEALs cut a hole in a chain-link fence as they excaped with enough plutonium for sevral nuclear bombs.

      The scary part about this is that ALL sites were told a security exercise would come.

      The Author says these are not B.S. and were reported in the Chicago Tribune

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    7. Re:Borders by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i cannot belive the ingorance that is present in this post. Clearly you have never tried to sneak into the grounds at LANL, but for some reason you need to sound really cool, so you write something like this. You obviously have no grasp of the security present at all the national labs (incuding LANL). Some of the best security in the world is represnted at these labs. Even the most basic level of security include, gaurds with loaded weapons, fences, security cameras, locked gates, and identification checks. And this is only the most basic security present. I guarantee that you, if you tried, would be undable to bypass even the outer security of the national labs.

      Why you need to look cool while on the web, I cannot begin to guess. I suppose that it is becuase you have no friends in real life? If you are gonna brag, at least do it intellegnetly.

      In summary, I would not belive that someone could be this dumb, but i suppose that you have proved me wrong.

    8. Re:Borders by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bzzzzzzzzzzztttt..... WRONG.. The mock up was staged that the mock terrorists were already in the complex and trying to escape. It was not staged where they had to try and infiltrate the facility, only to escape with materials. They site (In Los Alamos) is very secure.

    9. Re:Borders by CHUD-Wretch · · Score: 1

      Hahaha! When I was working over at LANSCE (TA53) I walked into the beamline area and saw tiny figures down the "tunnel" that were over a mile away on both sides of me and had to stop for a second.... I realized I was IN Half-Life! It was the weirdest feeling.... BTW, This is the real "Black Mesa"

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    10. Re:Borders by polyiguana · · Score: 1

      Yeah, well, Michael Savage is BS. Just look at some of the racist and absolutely stupid things he's said in the past.

  3. Trespassing by Evil+Adrian · · Score: 5, Interesting

    How is it that reporters never get nailed for criminal trespass?

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    1. Re:Trespassing by 0x0d0a · · Score: 1

      I suspect he will. He documented what he did, violated federal high-security areas...journalists aren't above the law, and this was particularly egregious. I could see him getting prison time for this.

    2. Re:Trespassing by jon787 · · Score: 5, Funny

      They do, but who would report it?



      Here is a tour of a 'top secret' nuclear missile silo from some people with too much time on their hands.

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    3. Re:Trespassing by secolactico · · Score: 4, Insightful

      A literature prof once told me never to get in a fight with a journalist: they control the media and they tend to stick together.

      I don't think he'll see jailtime. At most he will get a suspended sentence. Otherwise, other journalist will raise hell.

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    4. Re:Trespassing by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It's hard to make it stick, for one, especially if they find evidence of some sort of mismanagement.

      For the second, do you know how much publicity would come of trying to prosecute a reporter for reporting the truth? This story will fade away into the background in a day or two if they just ignore it, or release a noncommittal statement. A few heads will quietly roll among the security staff and that will be it.

      If they try to prosecute it becomes a story of how an incompetent government is incapable of protecting any nation secrets while AT THE SAME TIME trying to impinge on the Freedom of the Press clause in the Bill of Rights.

      The Bill of Rights will never get amended because the freaks on the Left would rather die than see freedom of speech/assembly/the press impinged upon, and the freaks on the Right would rather die than see the Right to Bear Arms/Freedom of Religion touched.

      On top of all this, this country's leaders are cravenly attached to opinion polls, and opnion polls are VERY strongly influenced by the press, which means that ANY government official is going to be VERY careful before trying to stick it to a member of the press.

      Heh. Not exactly the short answer.

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    5. Re:Trespassing by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      he might see jailtime.

      you know, usa didn't rank that well on the free press ranking of reporters without borders.

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    6. Re:Trespassing by kmellis · · Score: 4, Informative
      " For the second, do you know how much publicity would come of trying to prosecute a reporter for reporting the truth?"
      I think you're quite wrong. Reporters aren't allowed to break the law in the interests of reporting a story. "Uh, your honor, I shot and killed that liquor store owner in the process of demonstrating how easily it is to buy a gun and use it to hold up a liquor store." No journalism school will ever teach a student that they can try to break into buildings--much less secure government buildings--without being liable for prosecution.

      Watch. He will be prosecuted, and any journalists that try to make a fuss about it will be shown the secure facilities and then be reminded that trying to break into a government facility is a bad idea, regardless. The reporter will be shown to be the fool that he is.

    7. Re:Trespassing by Auriam · · Score: 1

      Are you joking? It gets amended all the time - they've even got amendments to disarm earlier amendments, like Prohibition.. I'm sure we haven't seen the last of the knee-jerk public-hysteria amendments, mark my words..

    8. Re:Trespassing by TheCrazyFinn · · Score: 3, Informative

      The reason the US didn't rank well was due to their hesitacny to allow unprepared reporters into combat zones.

      The report was heavily biased BTW, for Political Reasons.

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    9. Re:Trespassing by sweeze · · Score: 1

      the freaks on the Right would rather die than see the Right to Bear Arms/Freedom of Religion touched.

      are you kidding? "freaks on the right" sticking up for freedom of religion? I assume you mean freaks like George Bush.
      "Bush: No, I don't know that Atheists should be considered as citizens, nor should they be considered patriots. This is one nation under God." how's that for freedom of religion.

      and don't even get me started on "freaks on the right" like jerry falwell, rush limbaugh, etc, getting all up in arms any time a nonchristian religion is threatened in any way. The right goes for thier own self interest. I'm not saying they shouldn't, but they certainly don't go out of their way to help anyone else out. And when their religion is that of the majority, they're certainly not gonna stick up for anyone ELSE's freedom of religion.

    10. Re:Trespassing by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      "How is it that reporters never get nailed for criminal trespass?"

      A precedent was established quite a few years ago when they failed to convict a well known reporter. Whenever witnesses went down the lineup, they were never able to positively I.D. Mr. Kent because he kept taking his glasses off.

    11. Re:Trespassing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I could replace "freaks on the right" with "freaks on the left" throw in a few names and my statement would be just as accurate. Let's not try to paint either side in a bad way since both sides have some VERY bad things about them.

    12. Re:Trespassing by krugdm · · Score: 5, Funny

      That was great. What I was waiting for, though was:

      You have moved into a dark place.
      It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

    13. Re:Trespassing by aardvarkjoe · · Score: 4, Interesting

      you know, usa didn't rank that well on the free press ranking of reporters without borders.

      Yes, mostly because the Reporters without Borders people think that the press should be above the law. To quote the report:

      The poor ranking of the United States (17th) is mainly because of the number of journalists arrested or imprisoned there. Arrests are often because they refuse to reveal their sources in court. Also, since the 11 September attacks, several journalists have been arrested for crossing security lines at some official buildings.

      Why some people think that reporters should be able to disregard the law is beyond me.

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    14. Re:Trespassing by 1984 · · Score: 1

      Watch. He will be prosecuted, and any journalists that try to make a fuss about it will be shown the secure facilities and then be reminded that trying to break into a government facility is a bad idea, regardless. The reporter will be shown to be the fool that he is.

      Why is he a fool? And why does letting reporters know it's a "bad idea" help? Surely we're not concerned about polite, largely innocuous journalists breaking in. They have something to lose, and can always be shown the Big Stick afterwards to make them promise not to do it again. But so what? It's the people who are aiming to cause disruption in the name of a cause -- and are willing to die for it -- that we're worried about.

      You're much more the fool to mix up the process of keeping honest people honest, than the reporter is to demonstrate what a person intent on harm may be able to do.

      The checks and balances of a free society include a free media. Ask the military, the state, governments, your next door neighbour or whoever else to regulate themselves, and your naivete will eventually come back to bite you.

    15. Re:Trespassing by kmellis · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Um, there's hardly anyone that supports a "free media" more than I do. But that doesn't include a media that is allowed to break the law. The media is as bound by the law as everyone else is. Why shouldn't they be?

      He was foolish because he could have gotten himself shot, and he will probably find himself being prosecuted for it. He was obnoxiously foolish because he didn't prove anything of any real consequence. It was a stunt. That's bad journalism. It's probably more self-aggrandizement than anything else.

    16. Re:Trespassing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The Bill of Rights will never get amended" because of the "freaks" on the right and the left prevent it? Do you read what you write, or is your keyboard on autopilot? Oh. your name is "SatanicPuppy" and your address is hotmail. That explains it--you're normal.

      Man, I'm glad to be a freak.

    17. Re:Trespassing by SuperCal · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      The Bill of Rights will never get amended because the freaks on the Left would rather die than see freedom of speech/assembly/the press impinged upon, and the freaks on the Right would rather die than see the Right to Bear Arms/Freedom of Religion touched. I beleive those you refer to as Freaks on the left or Freaks on the Right, are actually what I like to call Good Americans. I'm a conservative who would rather die then see any of my Liberties taken away... Speach, Press, Arms, Religion... I hope you didn't mean your post to say what it sounds like.

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    18. Re:Trespassing by kmellis · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Well, I tend to think that protection of sources is a valid concern.

    19. Re:Trespassing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well before we go off on the right, let's remember that the left is no better. The left is all pro-choice, which is nice, but that's the only freedom they'll let you have. They want to censor everything naughty, and take the guns away.

      I'm sorry, but the right to bear arms is necessary. It was put there for a reason -- so the people could take the country back if corrupt fuckers took control of the government, which is more and more what is happening today.

      And actually, religion is retarded, and should be illegal.

    20. Re:Trespassing by Flavius+Stilicho · · Score: 1

      Why some people think that reporters should be able to disregard the law is beyond me

      When their only purpose is sensationalism and ratings, they deserve the maximum penalty possible. Those reports are usually easy to spot.

      When the reports are made in the best interest of the public then I think there needs to be some leeway given.

      This particular report, I think, was in the best interest of the public and national security. Do you think it's that easy to walk into the same areas since the report hit? I doubt it. That alone is a credit. /.'ers love to talk about freedom of information and all of that, but I don't think that many of them would question the need for tight security at a place like Los Alamos.

    21. Re:Trespassing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      > He was foolish because he could have gotten himself shot, and he will probably find himself being prosecuted for it. He was obnoxiously foolish because he didn't prove anything of any real consequence. It was a stunt. That's bad journalism. It's probably more self-aggrandizement than anything else.

      Gaining unauthorized access to a Top Secret nuclear weapons facility is not "of any real consequence"? Perhaps he should have tried to remove some material from that shack he was in, that would make you happy, that would be something of consequence?

      I'd call it more than a stunt, I'd call it an ad-hoc security audit - and the lab failed badly.

    22. Re:Trespassing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's because reporters are vital to indepedent news reporting, and that in turn is vital to democracy. If you value democracy, you should value reporters and the length they go to.

      It goes without saying that not _all_ reporters are of the good kind...

    23. Re:Trespassing by suwain_2 · · Score: 1

      For the second, do you know how much publicity would come of trying to prosecute a reporter for reporting the truth?

      They're not being prosecuted for reporting the truth. They have every right to report whatever they please.

      But breaking into secret government places is a prosecutable offense. I get really annoyed when journalists blatantly violate laws to 'report' on how easy they are to break.

      I think this guy should at least be sternly reprimanded. It's one thing to report it; it's a totally separate thing to actually break in.

      Wasn't it Wired that supposedly tried to 'hack' the modems of a bunch of its customers not too long ago, to verify that many had the default password of "1234"?

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    24. Re:Trespassing by Gorbie · · Score: 1

      I agree with this. Being a reporter doesn't give you the right to enter a top secret area illegally. Of course, the example is a bit more extreme in nature, but I guess it gets the point across.

      It does give you the right to report in print that you have done so, regardless of how stupid it is to announce to the world just where they can easily penetrate U.S. security.

      In the end I wouldn't be surprised to see his butt thrown in jail for admitting to violating top secret security in print and compromising U.S. national security.

      I am always surprised at the willingness of the media in the U.S. to compromise the safety of the people by leaking any information they can get their hands on. I won't argue their right to do it, just the horse-sense of it.

    25. Re:Trespassing by 1984 · · Score: 1

      I don't agree that it was nothing of consequence. He was able to enter, without breaking in, a facility considered secret. He deomnstrated that the level of security that was claimed didn't exist, and that it may well be possible for someone so minded to wreak havoc at the facility.

      You're right, he did break the law. There's probably a reasonable argument to prosecute him for it. But he also brought to light an important failure in the security of an important research facility, and it's a good thing it came to light in such a harmless fashion. That's a paradox of a free society. The reporter broke the law demonstrating a larger failure to carry out a duty of care.

    26. Re:Trespassing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because reporters should be able to report the truth, even if the government (i.e. the lawmaker) is shitty.

    27. Re:Trespassing by qoncept · · Score: 1
      Here [triggur.org] is a tour of a 'top secret' nuclear missile silo from some people with too much time on their hands.

      Great. For those terrorists who can't gather enough from that horribly vandalized silo, the government has been nice enough to preserve one as a museum.

      The Census Beaureau holds its records for 72 years before releasing them. I wouldn't call sneaking a peak at the 1950 census a very big deal.

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    28. Re:Trespassing by quintessent · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Arrests are often because they refuse to reveal their sources in court.

      This one actually is bad. Journalism is about getting the truth, and the truth is often stifled by threats to the people who have it. By keeping sources secret, the journalists help the truth to get out while protecting those involved.

    29. Re:Trespassing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The left is all pro-choice, which is nice, but that's the only freedom they'll let you have. They want to censor everything naughty...

      Since when did Orrin Hatch and Jerry Falwell get to be on the Left?

    30. Re:Trespassing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think its bad journalism, I think it's very responsible journalism.

      The reporter brought up very valid points. Los Alamos is totally mismanaged. Anyone can get in, and the ARMED SECURITY don't even have weapons in their holster!

      STOP or I'll yell STOP again!
      Is this what we want protecting our national secrets?

    31. Re:Trespassing by dmanny · · Score: 1

      If they bust him then he will truely become "Wired reported Noah Shachtman" -- past tense as is stated in the summary here on /. instead of "Wired reporter Noah Shachtman"

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    32. Re:Trespassing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This would have been huge if he had hacked into their network.

    33. Re:Trespassing by DCowern · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Ok... let's say I'm a reporter. I get a call from a Son-of-Sam-like serial killer or a drug kingpin. Since many serial killers do it to make headlines, he wants an interview. Being a reporter and also wanting to make headlines, I accept. The cops read the interview and want to know everything about the guy. I refuse to tell them.

      Please explain to me how I am not both legally and morally responsible for my actions? These people will go off and kill in the future and I did nothing to stop them.

      There's a difference between reporting something that's politically sensitive and being irresponsible. When Benjamin Franklin and Thomas Jefferson advocated strong freedom of the press over 200 years ago, they had the former in mind. Reporters are supposed to use the truth to enlighten and protect people. Unfortunately, many reporters aren't after the truth these days; they're after the big stories and the prestige they bring. This is absolutely NOT in the spirit of the law.

    34. Re:Trespassing by jdcook · · Score: 1

      Suppression of stories happens all the time in the US. And sometimes, actual prosecutions. To find out what happens when you expose grossly illegal actions by giant, well-connected companies, check out some of these stories about Michael Gallagher and Chiquita.

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    35. Re:Trespassing by the+ol'+slinger · · Score: 1

      The reporter merely crossed a cattle fence. Clearly he was trespassing, but he did not enter a security area. Los Alamos covers 40 square miles. The security force protects important assets; the Laboratory doesn't spend taxpayer money protecting every square foot of property. The small security area within TA-33 is guarded 24/7 and surrounded by a seven-foot-tall chain-link fence topped with three strands of barbed wire.

    36. Re:Trespassing by Spunk · · Score: 1

      Wow, you've completely missed the point of this organization. Congratulations.

    37. Re:Trespassing by techwolf · · Score: 1

      Wasn't there a reporter who snuck a gun on a plane, to prove it could be done? I seem to remember him getting in a bit of trouble for that one.

      Nevermind, I can't find it on Google news, so it must not exist.

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    38. Re:Trespassing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Reporters in China who cite facts that disagree with the Communist Party line are arrested. Why some people think that reporters should be able to disregard the law is beyond me.

      Reporters in Zimbabwe who do not support the ruling party are arrested. Why some people think that reporters should be able to disregard the law is beyond me.

      Reporters in Iran who suggest that Iran should seek peaceful relations with the United States are arrested. Why some people think that reporters should be able to disregard the law is beyond me.

      ad infinitum...

    39. Re:Trespassing by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Please explain to me how I am not both legally and morally responsible for my actions? These people will go off and kill in the future and I did nothing to stop them.

      I think that the theory is that if you turn in your sources, then no future serial killer would ever trust a reporter again. Society is better served by letting this serial killer walk away with only his "on the record" possibly giving away his identity; hopefully the next one will also talk to a reporter but be stupid enough to give up their home address, telephone number, etc.

      I'm not saying that I think the idea is good or bad, but that's my understanding of the proponents' position.

      For a different example, suppose a person visited a prostitute who had a few things to say about a local politician's drug habit. The public might want to know that their governor is a heroin addict, but unless that person is reasonably sure that their identity is safe, they probably won't be too eager to tell the world that they were hanging out with hookers.

      I think that the "sanctity of sources" doctrine is meant to cover the latter example more than the "unnamed serial killer" possibility.

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    40. Re:Trespassing by kmellis · · Score: 5, Insightful
      You wrote:
      " I don't agree that it was nothing of consequence. He was able to enter, without breaking in, a facility considered secret. He deomnstrated that the level of security that was claimed didn't exist, and that it may well be possible for someone so minded to wreak havoc at the facility."
      An AC wrote:
      " Gaining unauthorized access to a Top Secret nuclear weapons facility is not "of any real consequence"? Perhaps he should have tried to remove some material from that shack he was in, that would make you happy, that would be something of consequence?"
      And another AC wrote:
      " Anyone can get in, and the ARMED SECURITY don't even have weapons in their holster!"
      As I've written elsewhere, Los Alamos National Laboratories is not a single, secure facility. There are seperate facilities scattered throughout the area. Each of these facilities are seperately secured.

      Here is a page describing LANL, and includes a map. Notice the scale of the map and how huge an area LANL covers. Notice that TA-33 is one of the most remote facilities.

      And here is a pdf in two parts (part one and part two) that describes every tech area, and includes maps. The description and map of TA-33 is in part one.

      Looking at the detail of the area of TA-33 near Highway 4 (because there's a whole bunch of TA-33 away from the highway!), I see dozens of buildings. Clearly, the writer couldn't have approached either of the two buildings that are designated as being in the "hazard category" because they are well within the perimeter of TA-33 and along the main roadway that serves the cluster of buildings at that northern portion of TA-33. He tries to make it sound as if the whole of TA-33--a huge area covering a range of terrain--is or should be guarded with high-level perimeter security and that, once he crossed the perimeter into TA-33, he was "in". But this is just silly. Buildings within technical areas have their own security, and the most senstitive buildings have the most intense security. He walked up to a "silver building" that was near the roadway. Big deal! That means nothing.

      You and all the other people here who don't know anything about LANL are being misled by this writer who is preying upon your preconceived ideas about what such an installation is like. LANL is not like what most people imagine. There are lower and higher level security areas. There are areas that are essentially completely insecure. It covers a huge amount of territory, in some cases seemingly intermingled with the town.

      I have nothing but contempt for this writer because he took a stupid risk for a trivial payoff. If he believed that the labs were insecure in this way, then he should have researched what the most sensitive buildings were, and attempted to enter them. As it is, his account reads like someone who was driving around, saw that the fence ended, and decided to snoop in the name of journalism. Then, afterwards, he contacted some "sources" and used their claim that TA-33 involved "black-op" stuff to make it seem like the one little portion of it he tresspassed upon was itself important.

      He doesn't provide a map, doesn't provide a description of TA-33, doesn't tell you how much area TA-33 covers, doesn't tell you how many different buildings there are. He provides no context from which the ignorant reader can evaluate his claims of discovering a serious security lapse. He does, however, through insinuation and omission, strongly imply that he's done something extraordinary. But he hasn't.

      Breaking the law in this manner should be punished regardless. Nevertheless, I'd be willing to applaud his efforts and courage if he was actually doing something worthwhile and noble. Instead, he's grandstanding and being stupid about it, to boot. He deserves to be thrown in jail just for being such a pathetic example of a journalist.

    41. Re:Trespassing by noewun · · Score: 1
      Actually, the Right is usually the one interested in taking rights away - look at the decade-long erosion of Fourth and Fifth Amendment rights with the War on Some Drugs, an initiative pushed by conservative politicians and judiciary and resisted by liberal politicians and judiciary. One can also look at the Patriot Act, which is the largest wholesale rollback of civil liberties since, well, forever.

      However, in the long run, the extremes do meet.

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    42. Re:Trespassing by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1


      I really rather doubt any journalist would protect a serial killer as a "source"...

      Can you cite a case where this occurred? If not, your scenario is nonsense...

      And even if it did, that does not justify preventing journalists from protecting sources...

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    43. Re:Trespassing by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      Please explain to me how I am not both legally and morally responsible for my actions? These people will go off and kill in the future and I did nothing to stop them.

      You're confusing the issue: your source is the thing they are seeking, so this isn't quite the same thing. Protecting the source comes into play when someone wants to reveal illegal activity without subjecting himself to personal danger or punitive firing, like when an engineer wants to blow the whistle on his company dumping toxic waste in a park.

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      "We returned the General to El Salvador, or maybe Guatemala, it's difficult to tell from 10,000 feet"
    44. Re:Trespassing by banzai51 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Gaining unauthorized access to an abandoned government building that was last used to store the personal hiking gear of (now ex) Los Alomos employees. Notice the reporter didn't give you any pictures or descriptions of what was inside the "top secret" shack. Not only is the govnt going to slap him for tresspassing, they'll laugh their asses off at him for his amazing recon of an abandoned structure. It's probably still top secret because some slappy in the Pentagon who's never seen the building won't sign off on declassification.

    45. Re:Trespassing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I sincerely hope that was just an attempt at cynicism or trolling. Facism, Totalitarianism, Authoritarian Rule, The Bush Adminisitration, Justice Determined By Wealthy White Men, and various forms of Social Control are NOT a good thing. If a law doesn't serve a legitimate purpose, are you still in favor of it? And do you think that those in power work to undermine illegitimate law and rule? Do you understand the concepts of Democracy or Anarchy?


      Hopefully you were just trying to be funny...

    46. Re:Trespassing by geekoid · · Score: 1

      if you don't protect our sources, then people will be less likley to talk to you.

      lets say I knew the Son of Sam killer was going to be someplace. Do I want him to know I'm the guy that turned him in?

      a more realistic example is watergate and deepthroat.

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    47. Re:Trespassing by HalfFlat · · Score: 0

      The report was heavily biased BTW, for Political Reasons.
      Which is to be expected of course, given that the US is the pinnacle of democracy and freedom, and everyone else is just jealous.

      Do I have to use a sarcasm tag? I keep forgetting.

    48. Re:Trespassing by eatdave13 · · Score: 1

      ROFL... I'd love to see you and a thousand of your friends try to take on just one infantry company. You'll outnumber them about 8 to 1, and won't stand a chance. Unless of course the right to bear arms now includes mortars, assault rifles, grenades, and belt-fed 7.62MM machine guns mounted on tripods...

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    49. Re:Trespassing by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      i thought it was because of "The poor ranking of the United States (17th) is mainly because of the number of journalists arrested or imprisoned there. Arrests are often because they refuse to reveal their sources in court. Also, since the 11 September attacks, several journalists have been arrested for crossing security lines at some official buildings"

      but i didn't read the actual report of course, just few articles about it.

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    50. Re:Trespassing by sbwoodside · · Score: 1

      Indeed, it's critical. Otherwise the press just becomes another branch of the police.

      Speaking from someone in a country much higher on the list, I can confirm that the US news is much narrower in scope than foreign, and very focused on purely domestic affairs as opposed to other countries.

      Here's the list of countries that came in BEFORE the USA on the R.W.Borders list:

      1 Finland
      - Iceland
      - Norway
      - Netherlands
      5 Canada
      6 Ireland
      7 Germany
      - Portugal
      - Sweden
      10 Denmark
      11 France
      12 Australia
      - Belgium
      14 Slovenia
      15 Costa Rica
      - Switzerland
      17 United States

      poke your browser over the some foreign english-lanugage news sites from those countries to find out if you're missing anything if you live in the USA.

      simon

    51. Re:Trespassing by aardvarkjoe · · Score: 1

      Reporters in China who cite facts that disagree with the Communist Party line are arrested. Why some people think that reporters should be able to disregard the law is beyond me.
      ...same comment 3x...

      Why should being a reporter exempt you from the law? Your arguments are meaningless, because they're not related to the problems being talked about. These people claim that reporters should be allowed to ignore government security regulations. Nonsense. Either the law is unfair, and those security regulations should be removed for everyone, or the law is fair and reporters should be forced to respect it as well. Saying that reporters should be given special priveleges is sheer stupidity.

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    52. Re:Trespassing by DenialX · · Score: 1

      Actually in that case you would become an accessory to any crimes that he tells you he will commit and would be aiding and abedding a criminal. Not to mention obstruction of justice if you didn't at least cooperate with the police When he attempts to contact you again. Free speech is protected...but preventing the capture of a murder is not acceptable in profession not even journalism...

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    53. Re:Trespassing by 1984 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Interesting. Much more interesting that just saying "he's an asshole", too. But it doesn't sound like he took a stupid risk. It sounds like he should have been taking a stupid risk, but it was surprisingly risk-free.

      Also, there's nothing here to clear up that visible perimeter security would seem to be there to provide a false sense of security. If a major entrance is high fences and says "go away", it doesn't mean much if 0.5km away you can step over a piece of barbed wire; why the big fence?

      You include most of a sensible response to the story in your post. But the actual story isn't what the journalist was up to, it's the response from LANL. It should be trivial for them to debunk this if everything you point out is valid, and to do so without being overly detailed about their security apparatus. But just saying, "No, we're secure, go away," is too arrogant. A better response would be, "Look, this isn't how it seems, and here's why..."

      And the journalist may be grandstanding -- journalists always hope to be onto something big. But it doesn't matter about the journalist. It matters if there's a story (which is the question).

    54. Re:Trespassing by PTBarnum · · Score: 1

      If you look here you will see that an Arizona reporter was charged with trespass. He approached a house, opened a gate labeled "no trespassing", went up to the front door and knocked. When somebody came out and told him to leave, he did. If he can get charged for that, the Wired reporter can surely be charged for sneaking onto government property.

    55. Re:Trespassing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sad thing is, the _only_ profession that allows you to get away with this is (you guessed it) lawyers.

    56. Re:Trespassing by GlassHeart · · Score: 1
      The reason the US didn't rank well was due to their hesitacny to allow unprepared reporters into combat zones.

      The Pentagon also managed the Gulf War press in a very heavy handed way, controlling what gets published. Things like Gulf War Syndrome, actual performance of "smart" munitions, and general Iraqi civilian suffering were mostly underreported, or reported only much later.

      I'm not saying the US Government explicitly did anything. The relationship between media and government is an intricate beast, and influence or pressure is often not so simply detected. For example, a reporter who gets too "annoying" can lose access to key sources, which in turn harms her career, whether or not she was serving the public good.

      All of these are measures of press freedom. As it is, virtually all US media are owned by a handful of interests. Do you really think that doesn't harm your right to know?

      The report was heavily biased BTW, for Political Reasons.

      Do you have anything that constitutes proof, or do you just deeply believe that the US must've ranked higher?

    57. Re:Trespassing by GlassHeart · · Score: 1
      There's a difference between reporting something that's politically sensitive and being irresponsible.

      That line is imaginary, and keeps moving.

      A good recent example is the publication of the Unabomber Manifesto, which led directly to his capture because his brother recognized the writing. If not for that, however, all you've done is submit to blackmail and encourage any loonie to randomly bomb people if they want a political statement published.

      many reporters aren't after the truth these days; they're after the big stories and the prestige they bring.

      Sure, but do you want the government to decide who is after the truth and who is after the glory? After all, the readers and viewers already have a powerful tool to control media excesses.

    58. Re:Trespassing by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      "A precedent was established quite a few years ago when they failed to convict a well known reporter. Whenever witnesses went down the lineup, they were never able to positively I.D. Mr. Kent because he kept taking his glasses off. "

      LOL! Dude I think somebody thought you were serious. Who moddeded that as interesting? Heh. Must not be a fan of Mystery Men.

      That moderation makes me wonder if Superman is well known world wide, or only in America? Anybody abroad have some inisght into that?

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    59. Re:Trespassing by oracleelf · · Score: 1

      "Please explain to me how I am not both legally and morally responsible for my actions? These people will go off and kill in the future and I did nothing to stop them."

      As a journalism student myself, I think I may be able to answer this a *little,* though I'm no ethical expert.

      Ethically, in my opinion, a journalist would need to report this serial killer to the police.

      That said, I'm not a "working" journalist either. I don't know what the industry answer would be.

    60. Re:Trespassing by ItWasThem · · Score: 1

      Ok... let's say I'm a reporter.

      a lone CmdrTaco ponders at the terminal late one evening....

    61. Re:Trespassing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah if it was Iraq, he would just disappear. No one would ever hear from him again. It would be like he vanished. If he lived alone all his stuff would be just gone. Here one day and gone the next. You'd call the paper where he worked and they would say John, John who?

      Nothing to see here folks you go on about your business now. Be sure to make the anti-US protest rally it's required!

      Iraq has disappeared God knows how many people. Many of whom ended up in prison where they were beaten and tortured. Others I am sure were just taken to the desert where a hole was pre-dug for their arrival. Then their families were delivered to the same location for burial! No wonder the scientists don't want to talk to the UN Inspectors! I sure as hell wouldn't do it! I'd have Iraqi Intelligence so far up my ass, it would not be worth endangering my children.

      Personally, if you threaten US national security and then publish an article about it. You deserve to go directly to jail. Do not pass Go and do Not collect $200.00. Same would happen if a reporter smuggled a gun onto an airline. Or walked into the US Senate on a tour carrying a bottle of some biotoxin.

      Granted, I don't believe this dickhead actually breached a secure area. But just admiting that he committed a federal offense should be enough to land his ass in some very hot water!

      Bet he wouldn't have published the article had he been caught and had his left testicle removed with a spoon! Go ahead say one word and we'll remove your other one!

    62. Re:Trespassing by cdtoad · · Score: 1

      This is also true with the Weather Reporters! CRAP how many STORMS OF THE CENTURY have we had in the last few years since Doppler 3 Radar? Stupid media with their "deliver an audience to an advertiser at any cost" mentallity make the simplest snow storm seem like THE BIG ONE, all in an effort to frighten people into watching their station! Come on! Time to line these dorks up against the wall along with the pattent lawyers.

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    63. Re:Trespassing by DaemonGem · · Score: 0

      So that we can have lots of reporters claiming to know something and having it turn out to be a lie? I don't know about anyone else, but I'm not too interested in another Waco. Also, even if what the reporters say is true, how do we know the information came from a reputable source? -Dae

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    64. Re:Trespassing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nice link... reminds me of half-life :-)

    65. Re:Trespassing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't get the point.

      If you, as a journalist, promise your source that you won't reveal their identity, and you break that promise, you're making it less likely that any source with sensitive information is ever going to trust a journalist again. If it becomes common, then journalists will never get information from sources who wish to remain anonymous.

    66. Re:Trespassing by Curl+E · · Score: 1

      Wait no more. From our friends at Farq.

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    67. Re:Trespassing by kauttapiste · · Score: 1

      How is it that reporters never get nailed for criminal trespass?

      Perhaps US authorities don't want the world to think that they would have in their possession weapons of mass destruction, such as nuclear bombs..! Otherwise someone might attempt to claim a relation between Los Alamos and the possible nuclear weapons in, say, North-Korea and Middle East. And that couldn't be so, could it?

    68. Re:Trespassing by SpaceJunkie · · Score: 1

      That rules... I think its time to use those photies to create a HL map! I feel it coming on....
      Btw - anybody ever find HL maps of London Underground stations? I would love to find the time to do some HL mini-game based on it.... hehe...

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    69. Re:Trespassing by rifter · · Score: 1

      Apparently, according to this story, even reporters can be charged with criminal tresspass.

    70. Re:Trespassing by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

      All right it seems there is a large group of people out there who don't understand the difference between "The Bill of Rights" and the Consititution as a whole.

      The Bill of Rights is ONE amendment. It would have to be rewritten in order to be amended. The vast majority of Americans would be (in my opnion) unwilling to risk a rewriting of the Bill of Rights for any imaginable gain, because there is NO WAY we would be able to agree on what rights should be changed.

      And if you think that the Religious Right doesn't care about freedom of religion, you're out of your fricking mind. What do you think the basis is for every attempt to put prayer in schools? Or the church in the state for that matter? I'm not saying they wouldn't LOVE to impinge on the freedom of other religions besides christianity, but they won't risk their own freedom to do it.

      As for all the rest, would someone like to name the last journalist to be punished for breaking a major story? Anyone? Anyone?

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    71. Re:Trespassing by CentrX · · Score: 1

      Well, for one thing, if there wasn't the assumption or agreement that the journalist would not reveal his source, then the person may never have talked to the journalist in the first place, or may have done so in a way that would not have revealed any locational, etc. information about himself. If journalists exposed their sources, there would be no sources to expose.

      Picture two societies. In one society, journalists don't expose their sources: so "sources" are more free to talk to journalists and do so because they know or at least reasonably believe that they will not be exposed.

      In the second society, journalists expose their sources: so "sources" do not speak with journalists.

      In BOTH societies, journalist's do not tell the authorities about their sources, in the second case because they are unable to. Law enforcement has the same capacity to learn about criminals, informants, etc. from journalists. However, in the second case, free press is greatly diminished and society suffers.

      In an individual case, such as the abovementioned serial killer, yes, lives would be saved by the journalist revealing the source. However, once that's done, serial killers would not talk to journalists in the future or do so in a manner that is prohibitively secretive. In the future, there are no more serial killer "sources" and free press suffers, both from the lack of information about certain news-worthy events or all news-worthy events and from the closer relationship between the press and the government. Talking to a journalist becomes like talking to a law enforcement official, because giving information to a journalist is the same as giving it to law enforcement. This is certainly undesirable.

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  4. So THAT'S who bought it! by Kombat · · Score: 0, Offtopic


    I was wondering who'd actually bid on
    this thing on eBay.

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    1. Re:So THAT'S who bought it! by Zendar · · Score: 1
      "Designers hope their SoloTrek prototype sells so they can keep the company going. Trek Aerospace has laid off six of its 10 employees and the firm is almost out of cash."

      It's a Segway for the air.

  5. Well, of course! by petronivs · · Score: 1

    It's run by the GOVERNMENT!

    Did you really expect competence?

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    1. Re:Well, of course! by L7_ · · Score: 1

      Actually, if you read the article, the lab is operated by the University of California, which isn't really "the gov'ment".

    2. Re:Well, of course! by CrazyDuke · · Score: 1

      I still find it funny that everywhere I go I see cameras. ...stores, parking lots, parks, city streets, stop lights, interstate hiways to name a few... Yet the place that stores federal surplus equipment in the state I live in has no cameras for miles, a wide open gate, no security excluding the janitors and stock people, and even has public auctions for the state's surplus, which is in the same part of the warehouse, about once a month.

      Just "don't walk over there."

      Lets you know who's business they're interested more in. Yours, not theirs.

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    3. Re:Well, of course! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The U of California at BERKELEY, man. BERKELEY is in charge of our nukes. I feel soooooo safe.

      Hey wait a minute. I'm an alumnus. Oh my God...

  6. Gordon Freeman? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    I wonder if he saw Gordon Freeman by any chance while he was there?

    1. Re:Gordon Freeman? by Palshife · · Score: 1

      Go RECON! *clink clink BOOM*

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    2. Re:Gordon Freeman? by theflea · · Score: 1

      No, but around every turn there was this guy in a spiffy dark suit leaving the room.

  7. Evolution in Action by Tackhead · · Score: 5, Funny
    > Around facilities like the biology lab, where anthrax and other biotoxins have been handled, no sentries stand guard at all. Nor is there any kind of fence to keep the curious and the malicious away -- not even a piece of string.

    There is absolutely nothing to prevent anyone from just walking in and, *sniffle*, exploring and *wheeze*, doing whatever they *cough, hack, choke*, gawddamn, I feel like crap today. Better go have a lie down before I write the rest of this article. *glurgle*

    1. Re:Evolution in Action by $$$$$exyGal · · Score: 1, Funny
      They should just put a few life-like partially decomposed mannequins right near the entrances of the buildings. For more effect, have the mannequins clutching at their throats.

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    2. Re:Evolution in Action by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Nah, they might get hit with a lawsuit by the trespasser claiming mental and psychological scarring from having broken in and seeing those poor wretched dead people just left out there all alone to rot, those uncaring murdering BASTARDS!

    3. Re:Evolution in Action by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

      I'd have figured that Kenny would have been safe inside that suit. Oh well...

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    4. Re:Evolution in Action by rworne · · Score: 1

      Have the guards nab him and take him to a room where a large red light flashes and an alarm goes off as he passes through the door.

      Then he can get the "Silkwood" treatment...

      Should be SOP for trespassers.

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    5. Re:Evolution in Action by Yet+Another+Smith · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yeah, there are a LOT of places around Los Alamos that you really don't want to break into. You gotta remember, they did a lot of things with dangerous materials between 1940 and 1960. That was before people really thought that just dumping stuff in a hole might not be enough. There are quite a few places where you want to wear gloves, plastic baggies over your shoes, and a filter mask. Admittedly, AFAIK they're all behind fences, but they may not all be guarded. Never jump a fence at LANL. You don't want alpha-emitters in your bloodstream.

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  8. And in other news... by ites · · Score: 4, Funny

    Sadam Hussein has quit Iraq and is now providing his services to the US arms establishment as a consultant specializing in making defense laboratories bloody difficult to find.
    All we need is a bunch of UN arms inspectors touring the US looking for nukes in the presidential palaces and such security issues will soon be fixed!

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    1. Re:And in other news... by Didion+Sprague · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It does make you wonder why dictators have -- apparently -- security strong enough to stave off attacks by the most powerful army on the planet, yet the government of the most powerful army on the planet allows two-bit Wired.com writers to walk about and write alarmist pieces about the state of security in America and pretend that all they need to do to get a nuke is go down to the gift shop and say, "That one there. The one sitting by the squash-blossom necklace."

      I mean, if Baghdad's purported subway system -- which was never used for subways but is instead used to hustle WMDs from one part of the city to the other, avoiding all the Corona-eyes-in-the-sky-satellites and all weapons inspectors -- is enough to stymie the *entire globe*, then shouldn't we be taking lessons from these assholes about how to secure our ops and nukes from a bunch of understaffed, underpaid terrorist cells who live eight-to-a-room in Ma McChesney's Motel Six off Insterstate 80?

    2. Re:And in other news... by Forkenhoppen · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I wouldn't be so sure about the state of security being what they imply in this article. You never know if the author's just trying to bait a trap for the CIA. For all we know, the reason this story is even out there is to try and trick some Osama-friendly spy into giving stealing something from this base a shot. :)

      I mean, do you really think there aren't any guards on that base that have real weapons?

    3. Re:And in other news... by EastCoastSurfer · · Score: 1

      When your a dictator security is easy. You torture/kill anyone that does anything to get in your way and others learn quickly. Those that don't learn, you kill their families too. This ends the family vendetta before it even gets started. Security in a free country is extremely hard because the ones doing the securing must constantly balance individual rights against threats.

      In a free society terroist are always going to be hard to find and stop. Anyone who is smart and determined will eventually succeed at a terror attack, but that is the price we must pay for freedom. It is a price that I think is worth it.

    4. Re:And in other news... by archeopterix · · Score: 1

      Yes, killing opponents before they act probably plays a role here. I also guess that Saddam Hussein has never heard of "budget restrictions" "concerned taxpayers" and such. His budget might be several orders of magnitude smaller than the US budget, but he is practically free to spend all of this like he sees fit - and security is probably his top concern. Not to mention that instant death penalty for lack of security does wonders for guards' morale.

    5. Re:And in other news... by Twirlip+of+the+Mists · · Score: 1

      Sadam Hussein has quit Iraq and is now providing his services to the US arms establishment as a consultant specializing in making defense laboratories bloody difficult to find.

      Dude, just this morning Dr. Blix announced that Iraq has disclosed that they have an R-400 aerial bomb filled with some kind of liquid at a site where the Iraqis have disposed of biological weapons in the past. The R-400 is likely to be filled with aflotoxin.

      What's important about this? The UN inspectors searched that site already.

      It's not that Iraqi security is that great. It's that UNMOVIC is evidently made up entirely of retired umpires and referees.

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    6. Re:And in other news... by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1


      Commenting on UNMOVIC, just read an article yesterday about how the inspectors are sick and tired of garbage US intelligence. They complain that the US feeds them all these tips about where the weapons are, and when they go there they find nothing and evidently nothing was ever there. One inspector referred to the US intelligence as "an even cruder word", i.e., "shit"...

      Another interesting article by a former inspector points out that the so-called "movable bioweapons labs" never existed - they were a hypothetical idea thought up by the inspectors who never found any evidence that they ever existed. But the US insists they do...

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    7. Re:And in other news... by Twirlip+of+the+Mists · · Score: 1

      Care to post a link to these alleged articles? No offense, but given what I know about you, if you told me that the sky is blue I'd go outside just to be sure.

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    8. Re:And in other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While i totally agree with your conclusion, i would like to point out that the use of Security and hard gives a wrong association. The hard thing is defining (maybe maintaining) the balance between the need for security and individual rights. If i understand psychology correctly, (the need for) security could be interpreted as "fear of losing" your life/property/... as such i would guess understanding the value of freedom is far harder.

    9. Re:And in other news... by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1

      You can Google just like anyone else...

      I don't keep links to random articles I read on the Net...

      Here's the CBS News "intelligence garbage" link I found with a two-minute Google search.

      It took a little longer to find this Japanese newspaper article on Scott Ritter's comments on the mobile weapons labs. BTW, since Ritter is supposedly compromised for having accepted $400K from an Iraqi to produce a documentatry, it should be pointed out that the current chief inspector, Blix, has also said they've never found any evidence of such vehicles.

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    10. Re:And in other news... by Twirlip+of+the+Mists · · Score: 1

      Here's the CBS News "intelligence garbage" link

      Oh, that. Mark Phillips, huh? Are you familiar with his other work? He's the correspondent who reported Baghdad's claims that an epidemic of cancer was caused by the Allies' use of depleted uranium shells in the war. He's well known in the journalistic community for not being afraid of running an unconfirmed story for the headline value of it.

      Way back in 1990, he ran a story claiming that damage to the Earth's ozone layer, unless repaired, would lead to plagues of cancer and turn much of the Earth into desert, all behind the CYA of "scientists predict." Of course, that was completely untrue.

      I pulled this one out of my files. In the summer of 2001, he linked bad weather (now believed to have been caused by El Nino) to the Kyoto treaty. "Around the world, the anger runs as deep as the floodwaters being blamed on the global warming the Kyoto treaty was supposed to fight. President Bush says he's putting American economic interests first in rejecting Kyoto and in Britain, where they're having their wettest winter ever, they sadly agree."

      The list goes on and on. The point is, this story has been picked up and widely repeated, but not independently confirmed. Given Mr. Phillips's history as a journalist, I would not be terribly surprised to find that he-- most likely inadvertently; I'm not accusing him of anything, but he does have this habit-- based his story on the opinions of one or two highly biased individuals without bothering to get confirmation of their assertions from other sources.

      If we get independent confirmation of this, let me know. Until then, I'm not convinced.

      Now, on the other point, let's ignore the whole Scott Ritter thing for a second. (I mean, the guy isn't exactly the most credible individual, you know?) What did he say in that Kyodo News article?

      One: he said that the evidence presented in Secretary Powell's report was circumstantial. Mr. Ritter was confused. The United States wasn't trying to present evidence that Iraq has weapons of mass destruction. We were presenting evidence of Iraqi non-compliance with the inspections program. In that context, the evidence was not circumstantial; it was quite damning. But since Mr. Ritter has been saying for years that the burden of proof should be on the Allies to demonstrate that Iraq does have WMD's, it's easy to understand why he would be confused on this point.

      Two: he said many things in the presentation should be properly investigated. That's when he talked about the modified vehicle mentioned in the intercepts. Again, those intercepts were not evidence that Iraq has modified vehicles. They were evidence that Iraq is not complying with UN resolutions. The point was not that they should be investigated. The point was that Iraq is concealing things from the inspectors, and is therefore not in compliance with UN resolutions.

      Three: he talked about anthrax and about satellite imagery. He said that there's no evidence that Iraq has dry anthrax, and that (apparently) he doesn't know how to interpret a satellite photo. These are also examples of his missing the point.

      Four: Okay, now we get to the good stuff. "You know who came up with the idea of mobile trucks? The inspectors... We sat back one day and said, 'If we were the Iraqis, how would we hide biological production? We'd put them on trucks."' So Mr. Ritter is asserting, with no foundation whatsoever, that the information we received from Iraqi defectors was completely false, based on the idea that he claims to have come up with the idea himself? Gee, Mr. Ritter, you know it's not that complex, or even that new, an idea. Has it occurred to you that both you and the Iraqis might have stumbled upon it independently?

      Evidently not. "You can never expect the inspectors to find these 18 trucks," he said, because "these trucks don't exist."

      Well, okay, then. Scott has spoken, everybody! Inspectors out of the pool!

      Five: Finally, Mr. Ritter pointed out that information from defectors might be misleading. Okay. And it might not. How do you tell the stuff that is from the stuff that isn't? If Iraq were in compliance, it would be easy. Since they're not, it's very hard, and we have no choice but to treat every piece of information as if it were gold-plated. The question is not which pieces of information are true; it's which pieces are credible. You can't just look at credible intelligence and say, "Nope, isn't true. Don't buy it. Those trucks don't exist."

      The bottom line is this: let's say I went to the UN and said, "They come in pretty colors, and they sing sweet songs." Scott Ritter got up the next morning and said, "Twirlip's presentation included absolutely no conclusive evidence that Iraq has weapons of mass destruction." Does that make sense? No, because I wasn't arguing that Iraq has weapons of mass destruction. I was arguing that birds are nice.

      Secretary Powell was not arguing that Iraq has WMD's. He made this point perfectly clear within the first two minutes of his presentation. He was arguing simply that Iraq is not in compliance with UN resolutions.

      That's the position of the United States of America, and that's why we're getting ready for war.

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    11. Re:And in other news... by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1


      Well, clearly you have your own bias which basically says that anything Powell and Bush say is true and anything anyone else says is not.

      Given that the government claimed that Patriot missles were 100% effective in the last war, and that the Tomahawks were 100% effective also, and subsequently had to admit the percentages were more like under 10%, I tend not to give government sources much credence. Especially when they make idiotic pronouncements as Bush did today when he promised peace after once again overthrowing another government and destablishing an entire area.

      Ritter has pointed out that he does not trust Iraq either. What he trusts is the inspectors, and the inspectors have said the stuff isn't there. According to him, they use forensic analysis to establish the truth of an Iraqi claim and whenever the Iraqis have lied, they were caught out by the inspectors. So if the inspectors are told by the US that some spot is hot, and when they get there, their forensics say it isn't, Ritter tends to beleve the inspectors. You want to dismiss all that in favor of "intelligence estimates" by people you can't even put a name to who not only have their own axes to grind, but who are so incompetent that we bomb Chinese embassies...

      You complain that the CBS journalist runs unconfirmed stories. What he runs are stories that someone said something. If that person said it, it is a confirmed story. Whether WHAT the person said is confirmed is an entirely different matter. I notice you have no problem with journalists running stories that say, "The President said Saddan has WMD's" - without any independent confirmation of that fact. In fact, you denigrate the people who could provide confirmation - the inspectors who say, "We can't find any evidence."

      As to the distinction between proving WMDs and proving non-compliance, I fail to see how you can prove non-compliance with the requirement to destroy WMDs if you can't prove there are any WMDs, or that the WMDs that existed were destroyed or not. This is simply semantic hair-splitting.

      And the notion that non-compliance (which you can't assess because you can't find what Saddam was supposed to comply with) is a justification for invading and occupying a country is simply bizarre...

      I'm sure you won't mind if I also remain unconvinced...

      Let me know when YOU have proof that Saddam has WMDs and that they are a threat to anyone other than his own troops and maybe Kuwait...

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  9. Other things are made of string, it seems... by goingincirclez · · Score: 1

    Like Wired's servers, at the moment...

    Hey, that's a GREAT idea! Let's all /. Los Alamos!

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  10. Don't freak out by GuyMannDude · · Score: 0, Troll

    Guys, don't worry about the lax security at our nation's national labs. The Patriot II Act will protect us. Nothing to see here. Go back to your business.

    GMD

  11. Canadian Security by Kombat · · Score: 2, Funny


    Apparently, security at Los Alamos is run by the same folks who allowed the knife-weilding lunatic break into Prime Minister Chretien's home and threaten his wife for half an hour.

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    1. Re:Canadian Security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So that's what the internet looked like 8 years ago!

    2. Re:Canadian Security by Scrameustache · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually, Aline was the one to fend off the would-be stabber using a state of the art "big rock" (an inuit sculpture). The wife was doing most of the threatening as I understand it ;- )

      We also had a journalist go and plant a big roung prop with a string sticking out and the word "Bomb" in bold white letters on the PM's summer home's porche...

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    3. Re:Canadian Security by cassady_ · · Score: 1

      In an even better incident of canadian security, Prime Minister Jean Chetien receives a cream pie in the face from the "PEI Pie Brigade".

      See pictures here at ABC news.

      Talk about weapons of mass humiliation.

    4. Re:Canadian Security by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

      What? You mean Los Alamos security is run by Disney? No, it's true -- we licenced the IP rights of the RCMP to Disney. Weird or what? :^)

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    5. Re:Canadian Security by TheCaptain · · Score: 1

      Not surprising...we probably outsourced that under the H1B program too.

      Darned Canadians... :)

    6. Re:Canadian Security by doconnor · · Score: 1

      No. What happened is that Aline went out into the hall outside the Chretien's bedroom because there was a noise. She encountered the intruder and ran back inside the bedroom. The Prime Minister armed himself with an inuit sculpture but the intruder never entered the bedroom so he did not encounter the Prime Misister with his sculpture.

    7. Re:Canadian Security by blackbeaktux · · Score: 1

      > Actually, Aline was the one to fend off the would-be stabber using a state of the art "big rock" (an inuit sculpture). The wife was doing most of the threatening as I understand it ;- )

      That's right. Jean's only threatening when:
      1. Parliament is in session
      2. Someone steps between him and a camera

      Otherwise he's as timid and vulnerable as a kitten

  12. This is a little unnerving by Adam+Rightmann · · Score: 1

    for while America's fighting men are top notch, having the world's best and largest nuclear arsenal behind them is a great insurance policy.

    If the Godless Chinese, or Godless Russians, or heretica Al'Qeada can penetrate Los Alamos and steal vital military secrets, the Pax Americana might be compromised, and the world would become a far harsher place.

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    1. Re:This is a little unnerving by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've said it once and I'll say it again:

      AMERICA DISARM

      You fucks have got more WMD than anyone. America - the land of hipocracy.

  13. Hm? by Gortbusters.org · · Score: 1

    Tax dollars at work: "While Los Alamos is praised as a jewel of homeland security, it may actually be one of the country's biggest vulnerabilities,"

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  14. Well, that's encouraging. by Skyshadow · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Thank God that once we beat Iraq we won't have to worry about terrorism anymore.

    Seriously, though, doesn't it seem like there's just one security failure after another at these labs recently? I remember after the Wen Ho Lee "incident" they tightened things up to the point where the scientists were complaining, but apparently that was just a temporary thing.

    It seems to me that installations which are especially key deserve much closer attention than they seem to get. Why isn't there a national security force staffed by professionals? They could guard non-military installations which have specific value, like nuclear plants, dams and national labs.

    This is just another example of how nothing's changed since 9-11 except our willingness to give away our rights to those who consider themselves our masters. It's getting depressing to watch as we (the US) waste our time and attention on imaginary or, at best, overinflated threats while doing nothing to focus on our real problems.

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    1. Re:Well, that's encouraging. by exhilaration · · Score: 0, Flamebait
      I remember after the Wen Ho Lee "incident" they tightened things up to the point where the scientists were complaining

      That because there was a chinaman involved - you gotta keep an eye on 'em, can't be too careful. This Wired reporter was a God-fearing white Christian, so there's nothing to worry about. Now if it had been an ARAB, he woulda been on the first flight to Guantanamo Bay.

    2. Re:Well, that's encouraging. by lost_n_mad · · Score: 1

      I agree to that.
      It seems we aren't protecting our hear for fear of getting hit in the balls. Civilian casualties are bad, but losing nuclear or biological weaponry is inexcusable. How many men, and how much money are we wasting on searching grandmothers at airports, when we should be moving at least some troops to locations such as Los Almos, Oak Ridge, and Spokane (been a dumping ground for plutonium for some time, I've heard).
      Frankly put, I'll take a kick in the balls to make sure I don't get knifed in the heart any day.

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    3. Re:Well, that's encouraging. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Frankly put, I'll take a kick in the balls to make sure I don't get knifed in the heart any day.

      Don't be so sure of that. Men have died of a too-strong ballkick. Hell of a way to die.

    4. Re:Well, that's encouraging. by gorilla · · Score: 1

      Of course, Wen Ho Lee is an American, and he was born in Taiwan, not China.

    5. Re:Well, that's encouraging. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Of course, Wen Ho Lee is an American, and he was born in Taiwan, not China.


      So what? The prevalent attitude of the American Government is "Gee. He looks like a gook so lets treat him like one."
  15. Of course visual security is lax..... by 1nsane0ne · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's the security you don't see. Unless he had a geiger counter and an anthrax vaccination I dont think anyone would want to risk wandering around Los Alamos. Just the threat of spending the rest of my life with a third arm is enough to keep me away. I mean think about it, he states they hauled away 9 tons of radioactive soil from where he was wandering around, think they got all of it? Plus theres the whole matter of what made the soil radioactive in the first place lying around somewhere. Hope he didn't bring home any souviners.

    1. Re:Of course visual security is lax..... by Politburo · · Score: 1

      I dont think anyone would want to risk wandering around Los Alamos.

      Yeah there aren't any terrorists willing to give their lives for their "cause" at all!

    2. Re:Of course visual security is lax..... by 0x0d0a · · Score: 1

      The place has well above federal safety standards of radiation even today. Just walking through is unlikely to cause a problem, though I definitely wouldn't want to live there.

    3. Re:Of course visual security is lax..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >

      anthrax is a bacteria, vaccination is a non-option. (vaccination works only on viruses). Atibiotics on the other hand may work. However miltary grade anthrax is very powerful and it would require massive doses of atibiotics.

    4. Re:Of course visual security is lax..... by ghack · · Score: 1

      geiger counters wouldn't help you. dead time would overwhelm the counter near any significant source of radiation. You would need some other kind of survey meter.

    5. Re:Of course visual security is lax..... by Sgt+York · · Score: 1
      (vaccination works only on viruses)

      Vaccinations do work against bacteria. There are effective vaccinations to tetanus and H. influenzae (distinct from the influenza virus), for instance. There is also an antrax vaccination.

      "Military grade" anthrax refers more to the degree of milling than the strain (finer milling makes a more potent weapon), and fairly robust antibiotic treatment is needed for any respiratory anthrax infection.

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      There is a reason for everything. Sometimes that reason just sucks.

    6. Re:Of course visual security is lax..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your comments are, in a word, ignorant.
      I work AND live in Los Alamos and have not had any health problems to speak of. It's actually the safest work evironment I've ever had. (odd as that may seem at first thought) After all the flak they received about their "environmental legacy", they have instituted some of the most comprehensive health/safety/environmental policies ever.

      Oh, and if you're wondering about "bringing home souvenirs", why don't you check YOUR annual dose.
      You will be most suprised, I'm sure.

    7. Re:Of course visual security is lax..... by WatertonMan · · Score: 1
      The place has well above federal safety standards of radiation even today. Just walking through is unlikely to cause a problem, though I definitely wouldn't want to live there.

      Oh bullcrap. I wore a dosimeter there for the five years I worked there. I probably got more radiation when I flew back home than I did from the lab. (Other than the fact it is at a relatively high altitude and thus you get more radiation) People don't understand radiation and greatly exaggerate the risk. The problem with Los Alamos was that some of the things they did were overkill for safety while ignoring significant problems that weren't these "big issues."

      I remember when the Tiger Team came back in the early 90's that people were being cited for using low quality screws on panelling that did nothing while a mandated "safe" rag disposal can was building up fumes. And radiation was treated amazingly silly. (Our bathroom was condemned because of some minor tritium contamination in the walls from 10 years earlier)

      Don't get me wrong. From the 40's through the 70's there were some horrible environmental practices. Just up from our building there was a pit where they had driven some trucks filled with hazardous materials and then buried the whole thing. Nasty to clean up I'm sure. But the problem is that the pendulum swung so far the other way that the paperwork and red tape was overwhelming. If Los Alamos had a problem it wasn't too little safety but too much management.

    8. Re:Of course visual security is lax..... by 0x0d0a · · Score: 1

      Federal safety standards for *residences*. [shrug] Maybe I oversimplified.

      It's not *that* uncommon. In high radon areas, a fair number of houses are also too high -- the standards have a pretty decent margin to them.

  16. My favorite part... by Zelxyb · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...was when he said that the area he had gotten into was a big top-secret area "according to lab sources".

    It turns out that my basement is actually a top-secret area for Los Alamos National Labs too. My sources from the lab told me so.

    1. Re:My favorite part... by maelstrom · · Score: 1

      Hey Damon, what's going on?

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  17. Re:If this is not the first post... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You'd better, boy. And send me the warthog after you've finishing bangin' it. Cheers.

  18. No one should be surprised... by Kinryuu · · Score: 1
    ...when everyone and their dog has nukes. You'd think they would have learned their lesson after the Chinese got all of our nuke secrets.

    Oh, and I suppose breaking into LANL will be an excuse for the Dept. of Homeland Security to have unlimited access to our private emails and hard drives.

  19. Re:Worthless. by Dai-Sho · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    For example?

  20. See by ch-chuck · · Score: 4, Funny

    Anybody can come over and inspect the US weapons of mass destruction. We'll leave the light on for you, just let yourself in. If you want to phone in a report, there's a few pay phones over there.

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    1. Re:See by Duds · · Score: 1

      there's a few pay phones over there.

      But there's no bloody change machine is there. I think that's obstructing inspections.

      We should bomb..... if we can find where we put them.

  21. Re:THROOD POST by cheeseSource · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    This is my first throod post and it is first post. Oh the joy...I am so proud of my little post. One day I will have a cluster of theese....

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  22. So what? by Bryan+Weatherly · · Score: 1

    What building did he actually walk up to??

    If it was really were important it would have been guarded.

    I'm unimpressed, maybe next week he'll write an article about how he went past a sign that said "employees only" at the Department of Motor Vehicles.

  23. guarded by a string by greysky · · Score: 1
    the birthplace of the atom bomb is being guarded by string

    The real question is do the encrypt the string?

  24. Stealing secrets... by MosesJones · · Score: 2, Funny


    Hell the Chinese and Russians already know this stuff, and Bin Laden was trained by the US.

    Its the FRENCH that this stuff is being protected from.

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    An Eye for an Eye will make the whole world blind - Gandhi
  25. Not as easy as it looks by deesqrd · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I visited there in 1999 to interview one of the astrophysicists. He took me to his lab where they had prototypes of the first gamma-ray burst detectors on display in the hall. When I remarked on how easy it was to drive into the base and asked how they keep people out of the interesting parts, he pointed down the hall. There was a floor-to-ceiling turnstile gate that you had to go through to reach a sensitive area. If your badge was not valid, the gate locked until the guards with dogs came to retrieve you. Security is a series of screens. He penetrated the first and flimsiest screen (and probably not really unnoticed). I'd be more impressed and worried if he got into (and out of) the building I saw that was surrounded by 10-foot-high fences capped with razor wire and watched by TV cameras every 50 feet or so.

    1. Re:Not as easy as it looks by iabervon · · Score: 1

      Was there a big hole in the fence, like there was (according to Richard Feynman) while the first nuclear weapons were being developed? Los Alamos security has always been largely based on the difficulty of looking like you're supposed to be at a small military lab when you're actually messing with anything important. The gates and such just slow you down to the point where it's unlikely that you'd be in and out without anybody happening to see you.

    2. Re:Not as easy as it looks by signe · · Score: 1

      I used to work down past that building. If I remember correctly, that's the plutonium facility.

      -Todd

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      "The details of my life are quite inconsequential..."
  26. Not Exactly News... by anzha · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Forgive me, but having grown up in Los Alamos, I could have told ya that. Sheesh. Kids in Los Alamos have been a pest for LANLites for years. The security isn't the best for many areas.

    Additionally, a few years ago, a peace activitist walked into the lobby of the plutonium processing plant (iirc) to pray for peace. This was in a supposed Cross-This-Line-and-We-Shoot-to-Kill area. Funny that. He certainly didn't get riddled. Good thing he didn't carry, say, a whole lot of plastic explosives with the intent of being a suicide bomber, huh?

    Finally, even during the Cold War, one of the guys that worked in a sensitive area wore a hat with a KGB symbol on it. He wore it walking in and out as a joke with his coworkers. They, the guards, never even inquired about it. While it was a joke, and the guards might have gotten in on it, a large part of what made it funny was that the guards never even batted an eye.

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    1. Re:Not Exactly News... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Los Alamos kids used to entertain themselves by lighting dumpsters all over town on fire, then heading up to the mountains to watch the police and the fire dept. respond... This article is, in fact, nothing new. Just getting onto LANL is easy. Heck, they *hire* the spys... ;)

    2. Re:Not Exactly News... by ergo98 · · Score: 1

      Finally, even during the Cold War, one of the guys that worked in a sensitive area wore a hat with a KGB symbol on it.

      I'm not quite sure what to make of this: What were they supposed to do? I hardly think that bonafide KGB spies would be wearing KGB hats as they infiltrate facilities, and it hardly seems reasonable that the security staff needs to be onguard for obvious covert operative logos. This just sounds like a "some dude is an smartass", and is a management issue far more than it's a security issue.

    3. Re:Not Exactly News... by melted · · Score: 1

      Only there's no such thing as a "KGB symbol". They didn't have one and they still don't have it. There's simply no need.
      *

    4. Re:Not Exactly News... by geekoid · · Score: 2, Funny

      "He wore it walking in and out as a joke with his coworkers. They, the guards, never even inquired about it. "

      so the gaurds are supposed to be the fashion police?
      jeez it was just a hat. do you think he should be stopped for wearing "Hammer and sickle" underwear?

      now if he was talking into his sleeve in russian while hiding in a phone booth, you mightr have something.

      the only way the hat would be of interest would be if he walked into a sensitive area and had a coworker take a picture.

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    5. Re:Not Exactly News... by Omerna · · Score: 1

      "wore a hat with a KGB symbol on it"

      Contrary to what most people think, the KGB do NOT, repeat, NOT wear hats advertising their presence.

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    6. Re:Not Exactly News... by MMaestro · · Score: 1

      'This was in a supposed Cross-This-Line-and-We-Shoot-to-Kill area. ' If people actually obeyed those signs as they are stated, then journalists would have become extinct quicker than the dodo.

    7. Re:Not Exactly News... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "He wore it walking in and out as a joke with his coworkers.
      They, the guards, never even inquired about it. "

      Unfortunately, it was obvious he was a witless American because
      he was so grossly overweight.

    8. Re:Not Exactly News... by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      There's a thing called "escalation of force," which any US military security follows. Just because a guard is authorized to use deadly force doesn't mean he is justified in doing so. Few watchstanders would be willing to fill a peace protestor full of lead and spend the remainder of their existance in Leavenworth. If the person in question failed to respond appropriately to vocal commands followed by physical restraint, or was in posession of and was clearly about to use a deadly weapon, then deadly force would be employed. Further, to protect the theft of items of national security, or weapons other than small arms, deadly force would be employed against an uncooperative culprit. There are very few instances where trespassors would actually be "Shot on sight," despite what Hollywood would have you believe.

      Gaining access to the lobby of a processing plant, while possibly illegal, is no more distressing than the reporter ducking under the wire at Los Alamos. The damage done by self-detonation would be a tragedy, but hardly a catastrophy.

  27. Mission Ineptitude by goodviking · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "We didn't fence all 43 square miles," said lab spokeswoman Nancy Ambrosiano. "But if you're near an area that matters, you can't get in."

    If you read the article, it turns out this boob managed to infiltrate a "Top-Secret" storage shed for illicit camping gear. There are probably thousands of facilities around the country that house classified facilities that you could still walk into the lobby of and claim to have infiltrated. You can drive onto many military bases around the country, untill you get to the defenses that protect anything important. Shachtman is trully a l33t j00rnul15t.

    1. Re:Mission Ineptitude by RATBOON · · Score: 1

      seeing as the US has 90% of the world's chemical and biological weapons, one would think they'd be more careful with security. assuming the journo DID get in.

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    2. Re:Mission Ineptitude by nurightshu · · Score: 1

      This is way late, I know, but I have to admit I'm confused by your post. I assume that the journalist did get in -- right into an old building that's probably #547 on some declassification list in a DOE clerk's file cabinet. How does it follow that, because of the volume of chemical and biological weapons the US has, an abandoned building storing camping gear should be better secured? I keep my camping gear in a storage locker in my apartment building's basement. Should it have 24/7/365 armed Marine guards? We must protect the vital US chemical and biological camping supply arsenal!

      Or were you saying that, assuming the journalist got into a building holding chemical and/or biological and/or nuclear weapons, that building should be better secured? Because that seems like a bit of a circular line of reasoning.

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  28. Uh huh by poopdik · · Score: 0

    Sure does sound like he saw some pretty interesting stuff, doesn't it? Sounds like he basically saw what anyone driving by might have seen.. some buildings and some guards. What was the point? The he climbed a fence and got closer to the guards? Wired sucks. They overhype everything.

  29. Now Come On by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    backed up by guards with empty holsters.

    Lets be realistic here, guns really don't act as much of a deterrent and are much more likely to be used against the guards than in their defense. As the incident in Alabama this morning showed, the fallacy of 'an armed society' really doesn't hold up.

    I could see giving the guard pepper spray or outfitting them with batons. The police do quite well with those and they most likely deal with far more incidents of violence every day than a Los Alamos guard would. Guns are something that we need to be focusing on getting out of our society rather than bringing more and more in. To pretend that they would provide any more deterrance than pepper spray is silliness.

    Lets not worry over we have armed guards watching over our precious secrets. Lets work toward keeping arms from ever presenting a problem in the first place. If you can prevent the bad guys from getting them, the good guys don't need them, and the first step toward that goal is to reduce their number by any means possible.

    1. Re:Now Come On by poopdik · · Score: 0

      Lets be realistic here, guns really don't act as much of a deterrent and are much more likely to be used against the guards than in their defense. As the incident in Alabama this morning showed, the fallacy of 'an armed society' really doesn't hold up.

      What 'fallacy' of an 'armed society'? One guy was armed, while he shot the other UNarmed people. You need to get your shit together before a member of the armed society shoots you in the dick.

    2. Re:Now Come On by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Yes, one guy was armed. The fallacy is along the lines of "An armed society is a polite society". The implication is that if firearms are prolific among the population then everyone will be nice or risk getting shot.

      Indeed, that is exactly what happened in Alabama this moring, sort of. Alabama has very lax firearms laws and nearly anyone can strap on a handgun and go traipsing around town. As can be expected with laws like theirs a guy did just that, and when someone was (possibly) impolite to him he shot several people to death. I don't think this is the outcome the proponents of the fallacy had in mind. Supposedly, because of the lax weapons laws, someone in the crowd should have pulled their gun and shot the offender to death. Then, of course, someone else with yet another gun would have pulled hers and shot that guy to death, and so on.

      The problem is that society in general should not act as judge, jury, and executioner. That is just a typical angry white male fantasy. This country has courts and police and a judicial system to handle those things.

      Tell me, seriously, would all of those people be dead if Alabama had banned firearms? The answer is no. It might take a while to weed out all the guns but it will get done and we will all be safer for it.

    3. Re:Now Come On by psykocrime · · Score: 1

      Great, now Sarah Brady and her idiotic minions are trolling /.

      Just what we needed....

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  30. Hoax... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Take a look at the photos, specifically the ones of the guard. Notice it's raining.
    In every other photo, there isn't a cloud in the sky and the ground is dry.
    These photos were obviously taken at different times, possibly in completely different places. (i.e. not LANL)

    1. Re:Hoax... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Also notice that there is also an article about the LANL facility public tour on Wired today.

  31. Re:I knew it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Los Alamos director Theo states there are 7000 reporters wandering around the lab grounds.

  32. Re:Dude! by trompete · · Score: 1

    I thought that you're supposed to get a Dell computer.

  33. Re:I knew it! by dugless · · Score: 1

    Los Alamos has far more security people than 50. You can see 50 guards just in the weight room during peak times. And that doesn't consider all the people with office jobs.

  34. green peace by xdrone · · Score: 2, Funny

    green peace was doing this stuff in france recently. one on the stunts included inflating a gigantic Homer Simpson figure on the premises of the nuclear power plant. is it funny or scary?

    1. Re:green peace by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Scary...

      Because the French are dumb enough to mistake it for a campaign poster and vote for him...

      Or so it would seem from their recent behaviour regarding Saddam.

    2. Re:green peace by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      According to the mods funny.

      Bows to the all-knowing mods before leaving.

  35. Unionized by l33t+j03 · · Score: 1

    The guards are most likely unionized, which is why a guy with a torn achilles is still on duty.

    1. Re:Unionized by The+Cornishman · · Score: 1

      Of course he's unionized. Otherwise he'd be on a charge, wouldn't he?

  36. He left out the part by dubiousmike · · Score: 1

    where Bart buys Los Alamos for $1 at a building auction

    working in a factory with no salary is better than working at the cracker factory.

  37. amusing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was up there a couple weeks ago with some friends. We worked on digging under the fence for a while until we a asked a scientist on the other side of the fence if it was public land we were breaking into. Oops.

    So sure, the security's pretty lax.

  38. UC security in action by briancnorton · · Score: 1

    It is my personal experience that the UC has no interest in security, physical, or technological, only emotional. Low level administration is of the opinion that "hey, who would really want to mess with us" and upper levels seem to be more concerned with the psychological impacts on students caused by making them safe than the saftey itself. Many see "homeland security" as some naziesque attempt to enslave their minds, and subconciously associate "security" with "bad." It's dangerous, it's irresponsible, and it's culturally ingrained.

    --

    People who think they know everything really piss off those of us that actually do.

  39. He didn't get anywhere by trailerparkcassanova · · Score: 1

    That tech area isn't "high-security". He couldn't even get close to a high-security TA. I guess the Feds will be coming for you now, DA.

  40. Re:Worthless. by kmellis · · Score: 5, Interesting
    " Would you care to point some of them out for us, please?"
    Okay. The author doesn't substantiate his claim that the one building he approached (but didn't enter) is actually that sensitive of an area. It's on the list he was given. Big deal. What I'm wondering about is the materials that was supposedly stolen from there: electronic equipment and camping gear? I dunno, that doesn't sound like the kind of place that's doing super-sensitive research.

    Secondly, he completely misrepresents what the Lab facilities are like. LANL is not one big, monolithic facility sitting on a single plot of land. It's got a main area, right in town (the "front gate" he refers to), and then lots of little facilities scattered all over the area. They are individually secured.

    Getting in the "front gate" is no big deal because, you know, visitors are allowed in. (Unlike Sandia in Albuquerque, which is much harder to get into. But it's a single contiguous site situated within an Air Force base.)

    The one facility that easily the most sensitive is the plutonium refinement facility--yes, LANL still has a reactor and refines and stores some plutonium. That area is surrounded by several staggered perimeter fences, with mines between them, dogs, guards, and "helicopter landing denial cables" strung all over the area, for good measure.

    Then, if you've ever been in any of the facilities, you'll find that there are armed guards stationed at entraces to sensitive areas within buildings. When I was in high school, and went on a tour of LANL as part of its "High School Senior Science Day", a friend of mine innocently walked down a corridor to a vending machine and was immediately physically hoisted in the air and carried back to the rest of the group by two armed guards.

    Furthermore, constantly patrolling the area of the Lab, including parts of town and neighboring areas that border the labs, are MPs in Jeeps with M-16s prominently displayed.

    LANL is a sprawling facility built upon finger-like mesas and in deep canyons spread over a huge area. LANL-owned land is fenced off, but for these remote facilities--like those along NM 4--are individually secured. And not all facilities are equal. Some are not that sensitive. There are a lot of relatively insecure facilities at LANL, because they do a lot more research than just weapons research. I had numerous friends who did coop work there while they were in college, and only one of them actually needed a security clearance to do her work.

    LANL is, more than Livermore, and certainly more than Sandia and Oak Ridge, a very "civilian-esque" lab. They do weapons design work there, and those areas, along with the plutonium facility, you can be sure are heavily secured.

    Finally, this author was an idiot. He was lucky that he tried to approach a facility that apparently isn't that sensitive. He's lucky he didn't get shot. They will shoot you. And you can bet that there will be criminal charges filed against him for this. Imbecile.

  41. Fallout 3? by SunPin · · Score: 1

    Is anybody else reminded of the comedy of Fallout 2? As long as you *look* like you belong there, getting in isn't a problem. Maybe the artificial intelligence of single player RPGs is far more accurate than people give them credit for.

    --
    Laws are for people with no friends.
    1. Re:Fallout 3? by TheRaven64 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      As long as you *look* like you belong there, getting in isn't a problem.
      This is actually true. I've spent some time working in secure military facilities in the UK, and on my first few days I wondered around looking lost. I was regularly challenged, and had to show my badge (which I was wearing in a visible location anyway). In places like this you are required to challenge anyone who is not displaying their pass openly, and can by in trouble if you fail to do so.

      A few weeks later I went for to the canteen in another part of the site, then to the personnel office, in another part of the site, then to a meeting in a third part of the site. It was a hot day and so I didn't wear my jacket. It was only when I returned to my desk that I saw my security pass, still attached to my jacket.

      DISCLAIMER: To get onto that particular site you would have to either climb a 10 foot razor wire fence, or bluff your way past armed guards, but once you were in then you could wander about fairly freely. I didn't go anywhere particularly sensitive without my pass, but I walked past a number of security personnel, and was in ear-shot of a number of people talking about classified projects without being challenged.

      --
      I am TheRaven on Soylent News
    2. Re:Fallout 3? by Beetjebrak · · Score: 4, Interesting

      This is actually quite true. I've done work as a journalist (particularly as a student) and snuck into places just by acting as if I belonged there. I'm not so stupid as to venture into military labs though.. What I'm talking about is ordering a platter of beer and sneaking backstage with it at concerts to talk to bands without their pesky PR-managers present.. Much more innocent I'd say, but it proves a point.. and the beer loosend their lips very nicely! ;-)

      --
      Learn from the mistakes of others. There isn't enough time to make them all yourself.
    3. Re:Fallout 3? by tomhudson · · Score: 1
      So you go in w. your pass, then pass it thru the fence to someone else to use.

      Chain-link fences are pretty shit security :-)

    4. Re:Fallout 3? by TheRaven64 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This does require at least one of your little band of terrorists to have valid security clearence (which requires about 2 months of background checks) and for them all to look the same, since the pass has a photo on it.

      --
      I am TheRaven on Soylent News
    5. Re:Fallout 3? by tomhudson · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Nobody looks like their picture. Ever see your driver's license?

    6. Re:Fallout 3? by Bob+Vila's+Hammer · · Score: 1

      I walked past a number of security personnel, and was in ear-shot of a number of people talking about classified projects without being challenged.

      So what did they say?

      --


      --"The perfect example of the man of action is the suicide." - William Carlos Williams
    7. Re:Fallout 3? by TheRaven64 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      You'd be amazed about how dull 90% (maybe more) of classified material is. Some things I got the impression were classified just to make them sonud interesting...

      --
      I am TheRaven on Soylent News
    8. Re:Fallout 3? by DEBEDb · · Score: 1

      Remember Real Genius too...

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      Considered harmful.
  42. Nothing new by bobdehnhardt · · Score: 1

    Any who has read Surely You're Joking, Mr. Feinman can tell you that security at Los Alamos has been "incomplete" since Day One. Unrepaired holes in the fence, safes left with factory default combinations, banks of file cabinets with the same combo (and left open while unattended)....

  43. Three totally incongruent observations. . . by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 1
    1. Those who want to see this reporter prosecuted post-haste, should perhaps stop and re-think their arguments supporting hackers who infiltrate systems, do no damage, and then inform the company of the various ways in which they ought to fix their security. Hypocrisy ain't a zoo attraction.

    2. All Right!!! Now we get even more paranoid delusional security where none has been needed before. Los Alamos? The grand daddy of research facilities infiltrated by a measly reporter? Wow! What a great way to sell fear and Big Brother's gun-toting orcs to every two-bit research outpost in the entire nation! Cool! Next thing we'll see is scientists required to wear hand guns in the cockpit-er, lab.

    3. What is an 'Orange Alert' anyway? What color comes next? At what tint and shade should I drop my replicated food dish and dash to my battle station? (The nation not programmed? Please.)


    -Fantastic Lad

    1. Re:Three totally incongruent observations. . . by JimMcCusker · · Score: 1

      3. What is an 'Orange Alert' anyway? What color comes next? At what tint and shade should I drop my replicated food dish and dash to my battle station? (The nation not programmed? Please.)

      Red.

    2. Re:Three totally incongruent observations. . . by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 1
      Red.

      Thanks Jim! I was really stuck there as to when I ought to go into headless chicken & duct tape mode. The authorities don't circulate flyers, you know.

      Oh, wait. . .


      -Fantastic Lad

  44. a trolling we will go. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And 2+2 = 9.

  45. Off you go, then. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    To each his own, I say. So, enjoy yourself. I'm sure the inmates will enjoy you!

    TTFN

  46. Re:Worthless. by mouser_nerdboy · · Score: 1

    OK, TA-33 is a radio telescope, part of the Very Large Baseline Array (VLBA). It is, by all accounts, one of the least-sensitive parts of the lab.

    So when this guy comes out and says things like TA-33 being focused in part on "black-ops," it's nothing but gonzo journalism.

  47. Plum Island Research Facility by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Least the biological facility in the homeland defense is nigh impossible to get to without a helicopter or boat... it's on an island.

    1. Re:Plum Island Research Facility by betis70 · · Score: 1

      Too bad it is so close to Long Island, Connecticut and New York City. If anything went wrong, that is a lot of people in harm's way.

      --
      I forget...are we at war with Eurasia or East Asia?
  48. Nothing new to see here... by goingincirclez · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Oh come on... what a disappointing article.

    So a guy with a camera hops a fense in the middle of a radioactive desert, and snaps a few pics of some ominous-looking signs near said fence. Big friggin' deal. Just like those photos of Area 51. Who cares? Did he try to go any deeper? Has he asked or thought about why that section was so accessible?

    I used to work in a large engine manufacturing plant, that was built during WWII. The sprawl was almost incomprhensible, and even more so when you realized there were caverns underneath the entire complex. Not much went on down there in the late 90's, and most of it was unlit.. nobody really had any business going thru there. Nonetheless, I wandered around one day, and found a room full of dusty forgotten file cabinets, filled with, among other things, the full and complete HR records of people who had worked for the comapny and since died, long before I was even born. Birthdates, positions held, SSNs, all that. Another cabinet had some old drawings, and who knows what else I could have found. Some would see this was a huge deal (I guess leaving all sorts of personnel records around IS pretty stupid), but come on!

    One floor above, and barely 100 yards away was a maximum-security area for prototype testing and research. I only got to go back there with escorts ranking up with the plant manager.

    Yeah, I probably would have gotten in deep doodoo if I'd been caught snooping in the caverns, but the real areas of interest were protected. I'm sure that goes on in Los Alamos and evereywhere else. At least I HOPE so!

    --
    ~~~
    "The slave thinks he is released from bondage, only to find a stronger set of chains" - NIN
    1. Re:Nothing new to see here... by kmellis · · Score: 1
      " So a guy with a camera hops a fense in the middle of a radioactive desert, and snaps a few pics of some ominous-looking signs near said fence.
      Actually, if he was along NM 4, then he was at about 8,500 feet and in a sub-alpine area with lots of wildlife and lots of conifers. In fact, if he did it recently, there was probably a considerable amount of snow on the ground.

      Los Alamos is in the mountains.

      The little pond in the middle of town, Ashley Pond, regularly freezes over for the winter and people ice skate on it. The scientists at LANL during the Manhatten Project took some dynamite up the nearby mountain, blew up some trees, installed a rope ski lift, and built one of the first downhill ski runs in NM. Cross country skiing is a popular winter pastime in Los Alamos. According to the weather report I just consulted, the current temperature is 36 degrees F, with snow flurries and snowfall today and all this week. (Ironically, Austin, TX, where I am, is currently 27 degrees F, with ice on the ground and the city is shut down completely.)

      The place where they tested the first bomb, Trinity Site, is in the desert about 200 miles south of there and is much lower in elevation.

    2. Re:Nothing new to see here... by nochops · · Score: 1

      Ditto here. At my old job, I spent some time working in an old hanger at what used to be San Bernardino International airport, in California. On another note it's currently home to a couple of X-prize contestants, if I remember correctly.

      Anyway, before either of these, it was some sort of Air Force base (I can't recall the name). Anyway, one night I had to work the overnight shift, which is incredibly boring, so I took a walk. Surrounding the hangar were what looked like old abandoned offices. Nothing special really. Then I found one office with some stairs leading up to higher levels. On the upper floors were barracks, instead of offices. Again, nothing special, considering this was a hanger. I figured the barracks were for pilots on alert or something.

      Then I found a staircase that led down, way down. At the bottom were several interconnected rooms that looked quite similar to the NORAD scenes in War Games. Not nearly that large, but the same configuration: Huge displays on the front wall, rows of old terminals, cool map of the world on a side wall, red phones galore, etc. All abandoned, and all very spooky with cobwebs.

      There were also 3 or four rooms completely filled with phone system racks and some sort of data equipment. I wasn't in IT at the time, so I really don't know what it was. Actually I did find a rack with an ISDN modem, still on with blinking lights.

      Then I heard some sort of strange sound, and got the hell out of there as fast as I could. I spent the rest of the night sure that I was busted. I still don't know what that place was, but maybe I'll try to find out.

      --
      "A terrorist is someone who has a bomb but doesn't have an air force." -William Blum
    3. Re:Nothing new to see here... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you seem to think anyone gives a fuck.

  49. I've wondered about that myself.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I always figured that the organizations being tresspassed on didn't think it was worth the bad publicity to try to prosecute someone. In this case though, that seems like a somewhat dubious assumption to make. I don't think Ashcroft, Ridge and company give a damn what the public thinks. We might just see this guy hang.

  50. big deal. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    my dad subscribes to wired, so he knew about this a month ago.

  51. Re:I knew it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    OK, but please answer this: Is Los Alamos dying?

  52. Big Deal! by WPIDalamar · · Score: 2, Informative

    So this guy got onto the grounds of the lab, and was able to access a decrepid old shack. I'll bet money he couldn't have gotten anywhere where there was top-secret research or information.

  53. Woopdi Do by sirsex · · Score: 3, Informative

    So he made it onto the grounds and into an abandoned buiilding. They have problems with coyotes doing the same thing. Most of the grounds are not guarded or even fenced in. Its parameter is some 40 miles. There are even trailer houses in the unsecure areas, for civilian paperwork and such, sometimes known are the Leper Colony. The secure parts are, however, quite secure. Surveillance, armed guards and razor wire galore. This area is still not very interesting. The good stuff is wrapped in a couple more layers. Even someone with Q clearance cannot take a recording device or cell phone in there.

  54. Seriously, what are you talking about? by briancnorton · · Score: 1
    Why isn't there a national security force staffed by professionals? They could guard non-military installations which have specific value, like nuclear plants, dams and national labs.

    There is.

    This is just another example of how nothing's changed since 9-11 except our willingness to give away our rights to those who consider themselves our masters.

    What right exactly was given up by anybody in this particular case?

    It's getting depressing to watch as we (the US) waste our time and attention on imaginary or, at best, overinflated threats [cia.gov] while doing nothing to focus on our real problems.

    This is where you lose me. If you dont think that terrorists are a "Real Problem" I'd like to know what is, or I can give you a tour of Ground Zero.

    --

    People who think they know everything really piss off those of us that actually do.

    1. Re:Seriously, what are you talking about? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
      What right exactly was given up by anybody in this particular case?

      Allow me to refer you here.

      This is where you lose me. If you dont think that terrorists are a "Real Problem" I'd like to know what is, or I can give you a tour of Ground Zero.

      Methinks that, when he mentioned overinflated threats, he was referring to the impending war with Iraq. That seems to imply that the parent poster likewise considered terrorists to be a "real problem", but one which is not addressed by bombing Baghdad.

    2. Re:Seriously, what are you talking about? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it is addressed by removing an avenue for terrorists to be armed - specifically, Iraq's noncompliant, belligerent, aggressor regime.

    3. Re:Seriously, what are you talking about? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know, you could use all those same adjectives, "belligerent", "aggressor" to a certain other government we all know.

  55. i think, by frodo+from+middle+ea · · Score: 0, Troll

    having a white/black skin helped him.
    Had he been olive skinned ? Now that's a different story.

    --
    for the last time people, I am "frodo from middle eaRTH", not "middle eaST".
    1. Re:i think, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You've apparently never been to Los Alamos or even that part of New Mexico. "Olive skin" is quite the norm.

  56. If this is how... by MarvinMouse · · Score: 1

    They protect nuclear secrets. (It gets worse, read Feynmann's "Surely You're Joking Mr. Feynmann" for some really good stories aobut nuclear secret protection problems.)

    But... back to what I was saying.

    If this is how the US protects nuclear secrets, what the hell are they protecting at Area 51? I guess top secret aeroplane designs deserve higher protection then nuclear weapon facilities.

    Just something to think about. ^_^

    --
    ~ kjrose
    1. Re:If this is how... by TheRaven64 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Any security system is vulnerable. The best place to store sensitive documentation is in a pile of corporate memos about new document formatting guidelines, not in the safe. A thief will burn through the safe lock, and steal the contents and ignore the piles of junk on your desk, because only a fool would leave valuable things out when they had such an expensive safe. Likewise, the best way to protect national security assets is to build a really big base, surround it with armed guards, leak stories about alien tech being developed there and make it the centre of attention, while you do all you real research in an unmarked warehouse in Dullsville.

      --
      I am TheRaven on Soylent News
    2. Re:If this is how... by MarvinMouse · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Distraction definitely would be an excellent way to handle security. But you would make a big show about the base, and yet the "dullville" warehouse would still have high security, just not as obvious. This would be a "just in case" measure. In case someone accidentally found out about the warehouse.

      The art of security is not to completely prevent someone from seeing something. That's impossible. Rather, you want to slow them down. ie. encryption that takes 100s of years. A safe that would take a long time to burn through or test all the combinations (thick walls, long combination). The goal is to slow them down, not completely stop them. Since stopping them is near impossible. (Unless you just kill them.)

      --
      ~ kjrose
    3. Re:If this is how... by Hektor_Troy · · Score: 1
      Since stopping them is near impossible. (Unless you just kill them.)
      GPLP (GNU Pretty Lethal Privacy) is a newly released Open Source encryption program, which adds a single, but very usefull, feature to the well known GPG.

      Should someone attempt to unencrypt the files or text protected by GPLP and enter an incorrect pass phrase, that person will be electrocuted by the built-in GUN.
      --
      We do not live in the 21st century. We live in the 20 second century.
  57. Gee, not even an attack chihuahua? by Auriam · · Score: 1

    What?.. no helicopter gunships and armed personnel carriers were dispatched?.. no snipers?.. not even one attack dog?.. even an eensy weensy attack chihuahua?

    You know what'll happen now... the DOE and Homeland Security, having been caught with their pants down - no, make that with their pants down, peeing ON THE SIDE OF THE TOILET, will be so embarrassed they'll immediately go for shooting the messenger for the message, and put poor Noah in jail.

    I hope he thought of that before he published in Wired.. then again, maybe that's part of the plan for Becoming A Real Journalist - get arrested for your cause! I hope the ACLU and/or Wired (if they're loyal to their reporters) can get him off of the felony trespassing rap the gov will slap him with..

    1. Re:Gee, not even an attack chihuahua? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You try too hard.

      You don't sound like Dave Barry, just someone with no skill trying to sound like Dave Barry.

    2. Re:Gee, not even an attack chihuahua? by Auriam · · Score: 1

      I see people post anonymously for a reason. *chuckle*

  58. No Criminal Intent by benjamindees · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Because, by definition, "criminal" trespass requires "criminal" intent, or the intent to do harm.

    Walking across someone's lawn is not criminal. Reporters trespass on government property in order to cause embarrassment; and their documentation and disclosure of their actions proves this.

    We would be in a world of shit if journalists were prevented from embarrassing our government.

    --
    "I assumed blithely that there were no elves out there in the darkness"
    1. Re:No Criminal Intent by kmellis · · Score: 1
      " Because, by definition, "criminal" trespass requires "criminal" intent, or the intent to do harm. Walking across someone's lawn is not criminal."
      Wrong. "Intent" only rarely matters in criminal cases, and even then it usually only differentiates the degree of the crime. I don't know where you get your legal information. The comics?
    2. Re:No Criminal Intent by benjamindees · · Score: 2, Interesting

      the contention that an injury can amount to a crime only when inflicted by intention is no provencial or transient notion
      -Morissette v. United States, 342 U.S. 246,250

      --
      "I assumed blithely that there were no elves out there in the darkness"
    3. Re:No Criminal Intent by tomhudson · · Score: 5, Informative
      Actually, intent is crucial in the most important cases. You have the "actus reus" - the criminal act, and the "mens rea" - the criminal mind.

      For example, you kill someone - a criminal act. If it is shown that you didn't intend to kill them (for example, that your brakes failed), you have no criminal intent.

      Some types of crimes require intent, others don't. So, while you won't be convicted of murder i n the above case, if it is shown that you were aware the brakes were defective and that you neglected to do anything about it, you will probably be convicted of manslaughter. :-(

    4. Re:No Criminal Intent by Gorbie · · Score: 1

      You know...however much I am inclined to disagree with the lawn analogy vs. the top secret government base, that was some funny shit

    5. Re:No Criminal Intent by coyote-san · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Wrong.

      You can walk across somebody's unfenced lawn.

      But as you cross barriers, be they physical (fences) or symbolic (no trespassing signs) you have a far harder time defending your presence there regardless of your intent.

      As the logical extreme for residences, if you're in my bedroom at 2 AM I don't give a damn what your "intent" is - at best you're going to spend the rest of the night in jail for "entry" (which is one step up from trespass). At worst you'll be dead and I'll have the affirmative defense of the local "make my day" law. (I don't have the right to kill you in cold blood, but the onus of burden is shifted onto the prosecution to prove that I could not have been in reasonable fear of my life to discover a stranger in my bedroom at 2AM.)

      I haven't read the article to see what signs they have at Los Alamos, but at the nearby missile silos the fence is clearly marked both "no trespassing" and "use of lethal force authorized." You can't cross a sign like that and then claim that the lack of criminal intent means that everything is cool....

      --
      For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong. -- H L Mencken
    6. Re:No Criminal Intent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The reporter clearly showed criminal intent by breaking the law and entering a high security area.

    7. Re:No Criminal Intent by Fastolfe · · Score: 1

      He wasn't saying the reporter wasn't doing anything illegal. He was trying to point out that criminal trespass (as opposed to an ordinary trespassing charge) would require criminal intent, which is usually quite absent in situations like this.

      Now I'm not saying he's right, as I'm not a lawyer, but it seems as though you missed his point. The reporter can probably still be charged with something (and maybe even something fairly nasty), but not with the crime that the original poster was talking about. (At least that's what he was trying to say...)

    8. Re:No Criminal Intent by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      It coud be successfully argued that he certainly never entered a high-security area. After all, any place you can just walk into is by definition not high security :-)

    9. Re:No Criminal Intent by benjamindees · · Score: 1
      A crime requires two elements: injury and intent; or, as Mr. Hudson pointed out, actus reus "the act of it" and mens rea "the mind of it".

      I argued the lack of one of them without touching upon the other. I should have stated that, without the intent to do harm and with the fact that no harm was done, no competent judicial system can find what Mr. Shachtman has done to have been a "crime" per say.

      It seems as though it was indeed illegal, but not technically criminal.

      --
      "I assumed blithely that there were no elves out there in the darkness"
    10. Re:No Criminal Intent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Take that fucking "Regards, Tom Hudson" out of your sig. It's stupid and annoying.

    11. Re:No Criminal Intent by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      There's a reason it's there, and a few other /.ers have figured it out. Can you?

    12. Re:No Criminal Intent by banzai51 · · Score: 1

      He knew what he was doing was wrong, he had ample warning on site letting him know what he was doing was wrong, and he did it anyway. If the government wanted to make a case and stick it to this guy, they would have a convincing arguement. The intent to tresspass was not only there, it was premeditated.

    13. Re:No Criminal Intent by benjamindees · · Score: 1
      Yet again, someone displays an absolute lack of knowledge of the word "criminal".

      A crime involves committing a harmful act upon a person. No matter what legislatures tend to label "criminal", it is ultimately up to a judge and a jury to decide what is a crime and what is not.

      By "entering a high security area", the reporter merely showed the intent to break a law, not to commit a crime. The fact that he committed no crime proves this. No amount of turning well-meaning reporters such as these into "criminals" will prevent the terrorists from committing actual crimes upon us.

      --
      "I assumed blithely that there were no elves out there in the darkness"
    14. Re:No Criminal Intent by bryan1945 · · Score: 1

      How dumb are you?

      Trespass is trepass no matter what you "intent" is. Trespass is a crime. If I have a sign on the borders of my property that says "No Trespassing", and you I find you on that land, I can have you arrested for trespassing; doesn't matter if you are a reporter, a donkey, or a regular person.

      If you live in a US state that is big into hunting, and you cross "No Trespassing" or "Posted" signs, you literally take your life into your hands because there is a real risk of getting shot unless you are wearing a big orange vest.

      As for walking across someone's lawn- the second I tell you to get off my property, if you don't, you are now trespassing (well not the very second, but if you hang around and take pictures and such).

      Your idea of reporters trying to embarras the gov by trespassing making this ok is just idiotic. The gov doesn't prosecute because the reporter would publisize (sp?) the embarrasing stuff. Settling an embarrasing situation does NOT prove trespassing is legal.

      I'd rather think that we would be in a world of shit if reporters were prevented from investigating the larger corporations in the US.

      --
      Vote monkeys into Congress. They are cheaper and more trustworthy.
    15. Re:No Criminal Intent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hello Jackass,

      Breaking a law is by definition a crime.

      (If this is sarcasm, I apologize, but this is marginal, if only because some people actually believe this.)

    16. Re:No Criminal Intent by Tony-A · · Score: 1

      "Per se" is what you want, methinks, meaning something like by itself or on its own merits. "Per say" I'll leave to your imagination.

  59. This is nothing new... by Sajarak · · Score: 5, Interesting
    From Genius--Richard Feynman and Modern Physics by James Gleick
    Feynman explored most of [the Los Alamos perimiter fence's] length. When he discovered holes, with well-beaten paths leading through, he pointed them out in a spirit of good citizenship, annoyed only that the guards responded so lackadaisically. ("I explained it to him & the officer in charge," he wrote Arline, "but I bet they don't do anything.") He never realized that the holes had semiofficial sanction. The security staff tolerated them--with Oppenheimer's connivance, it seemed--so that people from the local tribes could come to the laboratory's twelve-cent movies.
  60. I was impressed untill I read this... by zaqattack911 · · Score: 1

    armed with only the vaguest sense of the facility's layout and slowed by a torn Achilles tendon

    Well he shouldn't have tried to cut the barb wire with the back of his leg! Friggin idiot... :)

  61. In other news... by slifox · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...President Bush made an announcement that the staff at Wired were assisting terrorists in Iraq

  62. Security though obscurity by druiid · · Score: 2, Interesting

    One thing that should have been obvious to the guy writing the story.. is that the security around high-profile areas is intentionally lax looking. Basically on sensitive areas they have perimeter monitoring equipment, the entrance and exits to the locations have setups the weigh you, and won't let you in if there's a couple pound difference... and the supposed lack of guards isn't true. The second the perimeter is breached armed men will indeed come out and probably shoot you on the spot.

  63. Why reply when you didn't read the post? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey man, do you think maybe he was saying that terrorists are the real problem? Since there was a link to Iraq and all that in the fake threats bit.

    Unless you're so gullible that you believe that bombing the hell out of Iraq is going to make the US safer from terrorists, in which case you should save being outraged for when you consider how easily you're lied to.

    Read the post all the way through before hitting that reply button.

  64. It was insecure even during WWII by tibbetts · · Score: 4, Informative

    I remember an anecdote (in Richard Feynman's Surely You're Joking, Mr. Feynman!, I think) that Los Alamos's security was pretty lax even during the Manhattan Project. Apparently there were a few places in the gate where local Indians were occasionally let through by the scientists and workers to watch movies and hang out.

    If I'm not mistaken, Los Alamos is also where Feynman got his reputation for lockpicking, since he taught himself how to break into the safes where classified documents were stored and prove to the higher-ups that security wasn't as tight as they'd wanted to believe.

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    :wq
    1. Re:It was insecure even during WWII by Twirlip+of+the+Mists · · Score: 2, Funny

      Ah, yes. When Feynman demonstrated how easy it was to open safes without the combination, the higher-ups issued a new security directive: "Keep Feynman away from your safes!"

      --

      I write in my journal
    2. Re:It was insecure even during WWII by rcp · · Score: 1

      Here's retelling of some of Feynman's anecdotes about safecraking at Los Alamos.

      Feynman's book is a very good read, and yes, he did complain about their security problems.

    3. Re:It was insecure even during WWII by geekoid · · Score: 1

      actually, he was taught by somebody else. The funny part is how he used social engineering to getr the guy to teach him.

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  65. The point. by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The government is making this huge deal out of how security conscious they are right now. That being the case, they should be a bit more careful about random people walking around their supposedly secure facility.

    No he didn't get inside any occupied building, but I'm sure there is a decent amount of stuff lying around down there that the everyday joe shouldn't have access to. Not to mention the damage a decent sized bomb could do, even nearby. Both ANFO (Here) and Nitroglycerine are synthesizable from relatively common ingredients. A quick moving truck with a hefty payload could do massive damage. If _I_ can think of this crap THEY should damn well be thinking about it.

    Oh yea, they'll never prosecute this guy. Freedom of the Press, remember? It applies to more than just the right to print papers. If they tried to prosecute him, they'd just draw more bad press.

    (Heres the link in case my HTML is screwy: http://www.tisi.go.th/notif_th/fulltext/t00_370.pd f)

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    1. Re:The point. by Twirlip+of+the+Mists · · Score: 1

      No he didn't get inside any occupied building, but I'm sure there is a decent amount of stuff lying around down there that the everyday joe shouldn't have access to.

      Trust me, there is absolutely nothing lying around out there that the everyday joe shouldn't have access to. The only reason these facilities are still classified is because they were classified in the past, and there's no real reason to declassify them. The secure areas of these sorts of places are really incredibly secure.

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      I write in my journal
    2. Re:The point. by mudimba · · Score: 1

      Actually, they have definitely considered car bombs in the design of the really secure areas. Cars are no longer allowed to stop on the road that goes by TA-55, and the road is far enough away that I doubt any car bomb could do much damage.

    3. Re:The point. by alexpage · · Score: 1

      In other news, FBI chiefs today issued a press release concerning a Christian-hating, bestiality-practicing hacker called "Satanic Puppy" who allegedly used a hacker website called "Slashdot" to disseminate plans for creating explosives to terrorist agents...

  66. What color comes next? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think it's either fuschia alert or burnt sienna alert.

  67. ain't happenin' by XorSystem · · Score: 2, Interesting

    That guy didn't even go near the important stuff I'm here in Santa Fe, about 20 minutes from LANL and you can recognize the important structures by the guard towers, barbed wire, and armed guards... plus there are cameras in all directions and even high level personnel have a tough time getting into them... this guy is trying to make a name for himself by doing absolutely nothing 'investigative'

  68. Sniff, Sniff by moc.tfosorcimgllib · · Score: 1

    I smell a red herring.

    I'm sure the homeland security crown jewell is somewhere secure, with competent gaurds. While this has historic value, it's most likely a decoy to attract the less intelligent "terrorists".

  69. Re:Worthless. by TheRaven64 · · Score: 2, Funny

    It is, didn't you know that terrorists are being helped by aliens? It was the Al Quaeda sympathising aliens that shot down challenger with their anti-freedom-ray! The TA-33 is part of a long-term US government strategy to fight back against this new menace...

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  70. Re:The TRUTH about FreeBSD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He wasn't murdered, he was captured and sold as a sex slave to wealthy Russian businessmen. Eventually he managed to escape their evil clutches and now tends a farm in the Southwest of France, despite his missing penis.

  71. Happens in Virginia all the time... by N8F8 · · Score: 4, Insightful
    We have the same thing here in Virginia. About every six month some bonehead reporter sneaks through the woods and enters one of the local military bases. Morons.

    Fact #1: 80% of all militay base property is landscaping and wildlife areas. The other 10% is protected to the level of needed security.

    Fact #2: Without having insider knowledge of where on a military installation sensitive material is located you don't have a chance of hell of finding it wandering around - Much less penetrating any real security unimpeded.

    Fact #3: Security doen't mean 100% access control. It merely means protecting assets to the degree needed to make it tough for the bad guys.

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    1. Re:Happens in Virginia all the time... by jnik · · Score: 5, Funny

      80% of all militay base property is landscaping and wildlife areas. The other 10% is protected to the level of needed security.
      And I think it's the remaining 10% that we need to worry about :)

    2. Re:Happens in Virginia all the time... by sean23007 · · Score: 1

      80% of all militay base property is landscaping and wildlife areas. The other 10% is protected to the level of needed security.

      The final 10% is, of course, so top secret as to be hidden even from Fact#1.

      --

      Lack of eloquence does not denote lack of intelligence, though they often coincide.
    3. Re:Happens in Virginia all the time... by Dr.+Cody · · Score: 1

      And I think it's the remaining 10% that we need to worry about

      No kidding, that's where buffalo work--quitely controlling our nation's leaders.

    4. Re:Happens in Virginia all the time... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      80% of all militay base property is landscaping and wildlife areas. The other 10% is protected to the level of needed security.
      And I think it's the remaining 10% that we need to worry about


      General: Razzlefricking %$#@! security by obscurity fails again!!! Orderly! Call the FBI. We've had another slashdot security breach!

      Private Schedlap: Yes general!

      General: Hey, wait a minute... that jnik guy defeated our security measure with math.... maybe NSA can use him.

  72. From a LANL worker.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I am an uncleared employee of LANL and I can assure you that security is top notch. I have never been allowed near any place that I am not cleared to be in. There are old buildings all over the lab (many of them unused) and NONE
    of them used for anything interesting.
    Regardless of the reporter's picture of the guard without the gun, the gaurds DO ave guns...lots of them. I've looked in my rearview mirror many times to find a Hummer with a roof mounted M-60 behind me. Any other labbies have something to add?

    1. Re:From a LANL worker.... by WatertonMan · · Score: 1
      I always enjoyed those elite forces rappelling out of the helicopters in that "ninja" gear. They used to do that over by TA-55 which was the high secure area.

      A friend of mine was hired to do a wildlife study in one of the areas. It wasn't even that secure an area. Every morning he set off the motion detectors. Every morning he was surrounded by 20 guys with machine guns and put down on the ground and searched. The fact that it was a repetitive task and they still kept it up tells you that the security is good. That's typically one of the way to break into a facility - have a recurring failure and then expect the team to get lazy.

      As I mentioned elsewhere the security against outsiders is very good, unless things have changed dramatically the past 5 years. (Which, given Clinton and his choice of DOE leaders, wouldn't surprise me) The weakness is that they trust employees a little more than I think is justified. (IMO)

    2. Re:From a LANL worker.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah I work at LANL. The building where I work has so little security that I can bring my brother in.

      Know why? Because nothing we do is classified. Most of the research that goes on at the labs is about as sensitive as the research at any public university.

      The reporter likes to imply things that are completely untrue.

      "I could see a police-style vehicle with at least one guard in it just a few hundred feet away."

      Here he tries to use this as evidence that the area he is in is off limits. Thats ridiculous, as these guys can regularly be found all over the city.

      "But there's little to back up the image. Their belts have gun holsters, but no guns to fill them."

      That probably has something to do with the fact that an assault rifle does not fit in a holster. They keep them in the back window of their Suburban or HumV.

      The areas at the labs that contain classified material are all behind large fences and are well guarded. The only way in is through the guard outposts, which are designed so that even a forced entry by an armed man would be difficult.

      Reading the article gives me the impression that the reporter has something he is trying to compensate for with the obvious glamorization of his mundane trip through an unguarded, unimportant area of the labs.

    3. Re:From a LANL worker.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Yes, I've been both cleared and uncleared,
      and I think they spend a lot of time harassing
      folks about security who never would be a security
      risk in the first place, while overlooking the
      obvious. Will changes come about? Unlikely, unless there's a real strip-down of management
      and they bring in more MBAs or someone actually
      qualified to manage instead of geeky scientists who have been at the lab for twenty years and think that this alone qualifies for them to "lead".

      As a former group leader of mine once said, during
      one of our group meetings, and I read directly from my notes: "As an Italian, I like to keep things in the family. And, I'd like for what goes on in this house, to stay in this house. You have a problem, you come to me, don't go to outside sources." Yeah, right. Like what if the problem happens to be with one of his best friends, and you're a mere peon. As I recall from what I learned from some of my extensive outside volunteer activities in the community, the phrase "what goes on in this house, stays in this house"
      is indicative of an abusive family, not a healthy one. 'Nuff said.

      Don't get me wrong, I love Los Alamos. And I've learned a lot from being at the Lab, and given opportunities that I never would have, had I not been here. But I do think that this incident, along with many in the past few months as well as years, is indicative of some of the values that have trickled down from upper management. And yes, values do have a tendency to trickle down, not up, in any organization.

      My speaking out, I hope, will incite some sort of change, however small, for the better, instead of sweeping things under the carpet, whistling, and looking the other way as has been done for the past 10 years or so that I've been here. Denial is a river in Egypt. I know we can do better.

      Wired, keep coming back! We desperately *need*
      some outside journalism. There's no mention of this in the LA Monitor today I see.

      End rant.

  73. Gamma Bomb by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Hopefully they didn't test the Gamma Bomb, while he was there. Giant green reporters are the last thing we need.

    Dave

  74. Wall of cans! by eingram · · Score: 2, Funny

    Wow, my cubicle is better guarded then this place. I'd like to see him get through my wall of empty coke cans!

  75. Been There by abramsh · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I've been there. The building I was in needed an id card and a plam scan to get past the armed guard and the two barbwire fences, and the heavy full height turnstile. Then once inside, I need to go to a second guard to check out a temperary badge to get into a room that had secret stuff. That room (a machine room) had an armed guard 24/7.
    Not sure which Los Alamos he broke into...

  76. The Good Stuff by Bob(TM) · · Score: 2, Funny

    It seems that the birthplace of the atom bomb is being guarded by string ...

    Yes ... but it was *really good* string. Finest fiber ... the best money can buy. $45 a roll on the GSA schedule (MILSPEC costs bucks, ya know) ...

    --

    The little guy just ain't getting it, is he?
  77. I did the same thing by Red+Rocket · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It was quite a few years ago, though.
    My uncle worked there. We cruised through the security gate in his CJ with Cherry Bombs roaring and I didn't see a sole at the gate. Inside I was climbing around on the experiments peeping in the portholes with no ID tag or anything. There was one experiment that was studying plasma torroids for use (and I'm not making this up) as space propulsion or for car bumper coating. I was genuinely curious so I was asking questions about their setup and stuff. They just seemed a little annoyed and busy but not alarmed or anything.
    My uncle was going through his toolbox, saying, "Here - want a wrench? How 'bout this cordless soldering iron?", and I'm like, "No thanks... don't want my only trip to Los Alamos to finish with theft of government property." Pretty cool experience, all-in-all. Glad I went before things changed.

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    - Hail to our fearless misleader! Fool speed ahead!
  78. where is the real stuff? by scovetta · · Score: 1

    I'm sure (or hope, at least) that the public just doesn't know about the *real* classified labs. I'm sure stuff is doing at LANL, but do you really think they'd secure the top secret projects with strings and empty holsters? The fact that this reporter got in so easily suggests that it's not a big deal anyway.

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    Wer mit Ungeheuern kämpft, mag zusehn, dass er nicht dabei zum Ungeheuer wird. --Nietzsche
  79. What a Joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Another fluff article from Conde Nast with no substance.

    The reason those areas the reporter "gained access" to have little security, is because there isn't anything there. Did the reporter find a vial of Anthrax, or an undetonated nuclear bomb? No. So who cares that he was able to explore some old, abandoned shacks and trailers?

    Purely a bunk article meant to spread more FUD.

  80. It reminds me... by Junta · · Score: 4, Funny

    One time on tv about half an hour before a broadcast advertising for the news. They said 'find out about a secret nuclear reactor, right in our own city!'

    Then another commercial in the next break comes on. 'Watch as we show you a nuclear reactor, closer to your home than you probably think!' And it showed a picture of the nuclear engineering building at the local university. I burst into laughter. That reactor was hardly 'secret', it is a well advertised reactor, a very puny one. I toured it about 4 years ago....

    Then the final commercial.... 'we'll show you our hidden camera investigation where our undercover reporter infiltrates security and gets into the reactor room!' And it showed a picture of something I could understand a layman mistaking for the reactor, but it certainly was not the reactor.

    During the broadcast they made a big point of how they were able to see labs and classrooms, and then unveiled their 'killer' footage. The camera man, obviously excited, walks all around for a long time taking every possible shot he can of what *he* thought was a reactor, but it was just a cooling device not related to the reactor at all. About five minutes after the broadcast, they announce a correction, that they had learned that it wasn't a reactor, and that the place housing the reactor wasn't accessible, but still the thought this stuff was dangerous in the hands of terrorists because it said 'high voltage...'

    The news always botches this stuff up. How many times have you seen news reports on a technology you are intimately familiar with and laughed your ass off at the inaccuracies?

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    1. Re:It reminds me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The news always botches this stuff up. How many times have you seen news reports on a technology you are intimately familiar with and laughed your ass off at the inaccuracies?

      Good point; the (few) times I've seen stories on the news that I actually know something about, the number of technical inaccuracies (and complete screw-ups) has been incredible.

      I don't think I've seen a single story on TV news where I know for sure that the, ahem, 'journalist' got all the facts straight.

      Extrapolating from what I know into what I don't know.... 100% of TV news stories are bullshit. Hmm.

  81. Re:Too Much Information by RedWolves2 · · Score: 0

    Come on it's not like the Media is going on the air and detailing our war plans for Iraq. Giving estimates on when and where we will attack and with what weapons. And detailing which weapons we will be using.

    I mean they are not going on the air telling us all that we will be able to watch from the Army's humvee the action unfolding knowing exactly what is going on.

    huh...what? You mean that wasn't a dream?

  82. Dude, you tried way too hard by scotay · · Score: 1

    It doesn't take a brain surgeon to know if you need to infiltrate a high-security area, you just ditch the public tour group when no one is looking. Easy and works every time.

    I did find this one part of the article a little scary:

    Last summer, on a nighttime stakeout, Doran said he and a team of FBI agents were accidentally locked into the TA-33 complex. Without identifying themselves, they asked a guard to open the gate and let them out. The guard complied without question -- he didn't even ask for an ID. Unfamiliar faces emerging from a top-secret facility late at night was, apparently, not cause for concern.

    1. Re:Dude, you tried way too hard by geekoid · · Score: 1

      I had a good friend with that same philosphey... May he rest in peace.

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  83. How about an eye witness account. by Xandar01 · · Score: 1

    I was waiting in line to enter the main gate at Camp Pendleton, CA (USMC) which has MP's guarding all the gates. There was a bus in front of me that was being checked for illegal immigrants. As I sit, bored and pissed because the bus check takes extra time, I see a Hispanic guy jump off the bus and start running away from the gate. He didn't get very far. The MP jumped off the bus, chased him down, and tackled him. The MP rolled the guy onto his stomach and placed his knee in the guy's back. The guy was desperately trying to get up, so the MP grabbed the back of the guy's hair to smack his face into the ground. This sunned the guy for less then a second, but by that time the MP already had cuff's on him. The MP then led him to the guardhouse. From the time I saw the guy to the time he was apprehended was about 4-5 seconds.

    Is that good enough?

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    Life moves pretty fast; if you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. -FB
    1. Re:How about an eye witness account. by JudgeFurious · · Score: 1

      Amazing that you would choose to relate this story to me, a former MP. 4-5 seconds? Impressive. Guy obviously takes pride in his work.

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      Appended to the end of comments you post. 120 chars.
    2. Re:How about an eye witness account. by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1

      Reminds me of Richart Marcinko's story (supposedly fictional) of how his Red Cell team got onto a Naval base. One of their cars drove past the gate hooting at the guards and throwing milk cartons at them - rest of the team jumped the fence while the guards were distracted...

      The rest of the story is too funny to relate as Marcinko's team made idiots out of the base, the local police, and the FBI...

      Marcinko also claims his team got two members and some C-4 within twenty yards of the President's cottage at Camp David. Upgrades of security based on their suggestions have prevented subsequent Seal Teams from duplicating the feat...

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  84. Don't they give tours? by AndroidCat · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I seem to recall something about tours of the site recently. I bet the area he got into is only classified top secret because somebody would have to get off their duff to unclassify it. And since it was probably classfied from the highest levels, some clerk couldn't do it.

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  85. I hope he took an Iodine tablet, that site is hot! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hmm.. radioactive soil was removed from that site.
    I wonder if he was exposed to radiation. He probably was.

    The site probably isn't so top secret anymore.
    If it was there would be security. My first job out
    of college was with M.I.T. Lincoln Lab, even the
    clearance level was secret. There were man traps on the site, that means you enter your keycode, open a door like an ATM, and a guard looks at you via a camera and compares your face to one that pops up on the computer screen, if you pass they buzz you in. And they are armed to the teeth!
    Also I worked at a site in Mauii on top of a dormant volcano (Haleakala) Signs were posted everywhere.. No Trespassing, deadly force is Authorized beyond this point. As a joke one of the gaurds had a giant reamer behind the desk, but they also had high powered hand guns.

    I bet Los Almos isn't as secure because what does on there doeesn't warant it. But I bet if you go to
    White Sands New Mexico, you will run into trouble. This reporter may also be arrested.
    Who knows, only time will tell. And the fact that he
    took pictures and posted them on the net may get him in trouble with the Patriot Act.

  86. Don't forget the Ninth! by deblau · · Score: 1
    The Bill of Rights will never get amended because the freaks on the Left would rather die than see freedom of speech/assembly/the press impinged upon, and the freaks on the Right would rather die than see the Right to Bear Arms/Freedom of Religion touched.

    The enumeration in the Constitution, of certain rights, shall not be construed to deny or disparage others retained by the people. -- Amendment IX

    If you're going to bring up the issue of trampling the Bill of Rights, you might at least mention how said trampling of rights is supposed to take place. Just because a right isn't listed (Right to Privacy, Right to Free Movement, etc) doesn't mean it doesn't exist. Even if someone did manage to get the First or Second repealed, that doesn't mean those rights suddenly vanish.

    Too often, people posting here forget the Ninth.

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    This post expresses my opinion, not that of my employer. And yes, IAAL.
    1. Re:Don't forget the Ninth! by buysse · · Score: 1

      Too often, the Supreme Court forgets the Ninth. It's been interpreted away to zilch.

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      -30-
  87. no gordon.... by nebenfun · · Score: 2, Funny

    but a hell of a lot of crates....

    good thing he brought a handy crowbar.....

    1. Re:no gordon.... by Boogaroo · · Score: 1

      >but a hell of a lot of crates....
      >good thing he brought a handy crowbar.....

      Yeah, and in those crates is nothing but hats, CDs, batteries, and the occasional trip-mine. Nothing classified right?

  88. Re: stoning to death by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    why we call stoning to death in some arabic countries non humane ? it is done according to law

  89. Also found in the caverns... by dschuetz · · Score: 1
    ...a note:
    • Pound pastrami
    • can kraut
    • six bagels
    bring home for Emma.


    (obscure references provided upon request.)
    1. Re:Also found in the caverns... by BDew · · Score: 1

      luckily the gentleman avoided contact with any of the Fallouts!!!

      That is the best American novel of the cold war period....

      --
      "Fifty million Americans can't be wrong," said Rep. Billy Tauzin. Gore - 50,999,897 Bush - 50,456,002
    2. Re:Also found in the caverns... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      along with some dead rabbits.

  90. what about the rain by knuffelbeer · · Score: 1

    What about the rain in the pictures containing the "guard"? Los Alamos looks like a sunny place, except when you are photographing a guard?

  91. double standard by pizza_milkshake · · Score: 2, Insightful

    if a journalist broke into a government computer systen or network to show how easy it was and the reported it he'd be labeled a "terrorist" and prosecuted for sure.

  92. call me crazy... by shirameroix · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Those were some pretty lame pics of Los Alamos. I mean come on, I could take a piece of string and a no trespassing sign and head to the desert and then tell the world that I infiltrated the base. A picture of a shed with a fence around it? Come on, I could find one of this with 5 blocks of my apartment. All I would have to do is put the number 33 on it and the rest of the world would probably never know. I didnt see anything credible that said "los alamos" on it that couldnt easily have been forged. For all we may know, this guy is faking it.

  93. Re:vaccination and bacteria.. by tomhudson · · Score: 1
    quote:vaccination works only on viruses

    from www.i-medreview.com

    Diphtheria

    Disease: Diphtheria is a bacterial illness acquired through inhalation of infected particles. It causes a severe sore throat and possibly heart and nerve damage. The bacteria live in the airways of healthy or recovering humans.

    Vaccine: DTP

    Pertussis

    Disease: A bacterial illness acquired through inhalation of the infected particles. It causes severe, life-threatening coughing spells (whooping cough), and possibly seizures and brain damage. The bacteria usually live in the airways of adults with no or minimal cough.

    Vaccine: DTP

    Tetanus

    Disease: Tetanus is a bacterial infection acquired through dirty wound infection. Tetanus causes severe and painful muscle contractions. The bacteria are abundant in the soil.

    Vaccine: DTP

    Haemophilis influenza type b (Hib)

    Disease: Haemophilis influenza type b is a bacterial infection acquired through inhalation of infected particles or through contact with infected objects. It causes life-threatening conditions such as meningitis (infection of the lining of the brain), throat swelling, and joint infection.

    Vaccine: Hib

    Pneumococcal pneumonia

    Disease: Pneumococcal pneumonia is a bacterial illness causing pneumonia.

    Vaccine: Pneumococcal vaccine; recommended for people with heart, lung, or other chronic illnesses.

    So I guess vaccination isn't just limited to virii?

  94. How is this different than hacking computers? by linuxelf · · Score: 2, Interesting

    How is walking in to a high security area any different than hacking computer systems? Why wasn't this guy put in jail for a few years waiting for a trial date?

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    - "That's just the kind of fuzzy-headed liberal thinking that leads to being eaten."
  95. Sounds like he was disappointed by north.coaster · · Score: 5, Interesting

    This same author also wrote an article about the shabby conditions at one of the unclassified Los Alamos sites. It's interesting that the physicist that he was interviewing did not complain about the working conditions. So why did the author make a big deal about it?

    After reading both articles, my impression is that the author was expecting the entire Los Alamos complex to be some type of high tech super-secure facility, and when his expectations were not met he decided to write a couple articles blasting the place.

    Quality journalism? I think not.

  96. other incidents by nuffle · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It doesn't seem unlikely that there is relatively easy access to secret facilities, nor that the government fails to use appropriate security measures. Consider past events, such as a russian diplomat's tapping of a state department conference room in 1999 that went undiscovered for some time.

  97. What's wrong with having a 3rd arm/hand? by Bull999999 · · Score: 1

    It should save a great amount of time surfing the net. One hand one the mouse, one hand on the keyboard, the last hand on...

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  98. Not much different than most mil bases by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 5, Informative

    Layers. Sure, at most US military bases, you can probably sneak over the fence and walk around. Maybe even sneak into a warehouse or other empty building.

    One person walking around and getting into an office building is almost certainly no problem (depending on the alert level).

    But to get to the 'good stuff' you have to go through an incredible number of steps. And there is *no way* to access anything really sensitive without quite a few people knowing and challenging you.

    1. Re:Not much different than most mil bases by Hao+Wu · · Score: 1

      That's when internal jobs show their danger. I once worked at a cash register. The manager was a good fellow, but he was wary of student-types holding his money. He did not trust us. The shadier workers likewise did not place good confidence in our manager. They called him silly things, and mocked his warnings to be at work on time, not to take too long for lunch, keep a neat counter display, etc., etc.

      A friend of mine who was also working in the same department as me had to count his drawer at closing time. His drawer was no less than $20 short! Where did the money go? Fortunately for him, his cash register was located in a prominent position. We all knew that he could not have stolen the money, or another employee would tell because we are honest or jealous of him for taking easy money from the store. The difference in cash was not explained, but the fact is that the location of my friend's register had saved his job and reputation. If his register had been distantly located on the perimeter of the store, he surely would have been a suspect regarding the missing money.

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    2. Re:Not much different than most mil bases by Jardine · · Score: 1

      If Hitman 2 has taught me anything, it's that you can easily enter high security facilities. All you have to do is kill a guard, steal his clothes, steal his gun, and walk past the other guards. They'll ignore the bullet holes in your uniform.

      Oh, and make sure to drag the guard's body out of the way so that no one finds him. Don't worry, no one will sound the alarm when he doesn't check in.

  99. Answer: Publicity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    nt

  100. Guess Shactman is a Star Trek fan by Tall_Rob · · Score: 1

    From the first few lines of the article:

    There are no armed guards to knock out. No sensors to deactivate. No surveillance cameras to cripple.

    Did anyone else read that and want to continue, "Only a magnetic shield prevents beaming," the commandant's line from "Star Trek VI"? :-)

  101. youthful optimism or just naiveity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Without having insider knowledge of where on a military installation sensitive material is located you don't have a chance of hell of finding it wandering around - Much less penetrating any real security unimpeded.
    Insider information is often unecessary. Just by simple observation of easily observable security measures you can deduce the hotspots rather easily. The reali issue is that regardless of if someone knows a particular building has neat stuff or not, any semi-competent security measures will only allow those with the proper authorization in. Authentication is another matter entirely.

    As for your last comment about "make it tough for the bad guys" it goes back to the sad reality that the average Joe Citizen knows a hell of a lot less about his/her own government's secrets than does even the lower end of foreign intelligence agencies (including ones not on ahem... friendly terms). This doesn't even get into the crap that gets leaked simply due the overwhelming mass of bureaucracy and bureaucratic mentality. That confusion will always result in problems so it is sad but yet humorous when some reporter asks a question of a cabinet member or other high level personnel and when said spokesman does not release info on grounds of classification the reporter just reminds them that CNN just ran a story with such details last week, gives websites with the information and/or reminds them that such information was officially released months before. Left hand and right hand? Nah, we are talking millions of hands all duking it out for personal glory. Yay, socialism! Why use Patriotism and its idealistic (which is considered a bad word today) restrictions when we can all just jump on the nationalism bandwagon and go with the flow?

  102. Exaggerated by WatertonMan · · Score: 5, Informative
    He got into TA-33 which while labelled high security really isn't that big a deal. Now had he gotten into TA-55 with 3 layers of barbed wire, lots of guys with machine guns and other stuff *then* I'd be impressed. Hell, I'd have thought he'd have at least gotten into the secure part of the library. But no, all he did was wander into the forest near a National Park. Hell, even the unused forests up from there have motion detectors and security forces.

    This is much ado about nothing.

    Don't get me wrong. There is plenty to criticize about security at Los Alamos. But the article is akin to bragging that you got into the "johnny on the spot" outhouse in an used section under construction on the outskirts of a military base.

    I will admit that they ought to be more secure about letting people *out* of facilities though. I used to work late and the guards left at 6 and there was only a unidirectional turnstile "guarding" the place. While there were other measures to retain building security, I could have walked out with lots of stuff had I wanted to. If I wanted to get in at night I'd just call the Pro Force and they'd let me into the building, no questions asked, so long as I had a security badge.

    However lets also be honest. Most of the stuff labelled "top secret" really isn't terribly significant. The stuff that is important has a *lot* more security on it. For instance our really important servers and stuff were in sealed rooms and then inside rather large safes in those rooms. And only a few people had the passwords. We had all sorts of restrictions for cable length to avoid hacking via E&M signals. We had pretty amazing encryption devices. And the really important areas had amazing security. The weakest link, as always, tends to be the employees and not these sorts of things.

    There are problems, but what this story discusses aren't they.

    1. Re:Exaggerated by psyconaut · · Score: 1

      The fact that he got *ANYWHERE* with the so-called heightened threat and supposed increased security at establishments like this is case for concern.

      Case in point: Los Almos currently has worse security than many New York City office towers!!!! I don't care if it's not a "super clasffied ultra magic" section of Los Almos...it's the point that these sort of institutions often consider that security by obscurity ("who really wants to break into TA-33?") is adequate.

      -psy

    2. Re:Exaggerated by Bungie · · Score: 1

      The fact that he got *ANYWHERE* with the so-called heightened threat and supposed increased security at establishments like this is case for concern.

      Dude, Los Alamos is a huge installation, covering a large amount of land, most of which is empty fields and forest. TA-33 alone probably covers several square miles of land area, including a few high security areas (which he was nowhere near). There is no point spending tons of their budget securing an empty area when they could divert the funding to areas that do require the security.

      Case in point: Los Almos currently has worse security than many New York City office towers!!!!

      Comparing the security of the entire Los Alamos base to the security of a few office buildings is hardly a fair comparison. A better comparison would be comparing the security of Los Alamos to the entire Manhattan island. Of course some office building have high security, much like the high clearance areas of Los Alamos.

      I don't care if it's not a "super clasffied ultra magic" section of Los Almos...it's the point that these sort of institutions often consider that security by obscurity ("who really wants to break into TA-33?") is adequate.

      It is not security by obscurity, it is simply that there is no reason to defend that area of TA-33 (thus the fact that there are no guard towers or fences in that region). In their own documents, TA-33 is described as this:

      TA-33, the HP Site is remotely located at the southeastern boundary of the Labratory and has proven ideal for experiments that do not require daily oversight and for those requiring isolation. An intelligence technology group and the National Radioastronomy Observatory's Very Large Array telescope are located at this site. A guard station controls access to this part of the site for security reasons.

      Does this sound like the kind of area that is providing a huge breach of national security?

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  103. I infiltrated IITRI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I infiltrated the IIT Research Institute once. I got off the elevator on the wrong floor and the armed guards stopped me from leaving the elevator and asked me to return to the lobby..... All that security for twinkies?

  104. It's true! I hacked right in! by Mr_Icon · · Score: 1
    icon@hagrid:[~]$ telnet www.lanl.gov 80
    Trying 204.121.3.13...
    Connected to www.lanl.gov.
    Escape character is '^]'.

    Jesus H. Christ, don't these guys protect ANYTHING?!

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  105. Policework is not supposed to be easy by chriso11 · · Score: 1

    Well, actually, the police now know a little bit more about the suspect. It should make their job easier.

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  106. Federal Tresspass by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

    This reminds me of something similiar. One particular federal security had beautiful high fences and armed guards.. So, driving around to the back, down some dirt trails, and walking a few hundred feet into the woods, we found the back fence, which was at the top of a cliff, that overlooked the facility.

    We followed the fence down a little way, and found that it simply ended. Well, it was close to the side of the cliff. But not so close that you couldn't just hang on to the last pole, and swing around.

    Around we swung, and down the face of the cliff we climbed. Took about an hour. By the it was like 4am. We wandered around the grounds of the facility, and checked out it's dishes from ground level (it was a US Gov't satellite ground uplink center).

    Then we got bored and left. :)

    I understand how hard places like that are to protect though.. Every day you come to work, and watch an empty cliff with no one on it.. You very rarely see anyone coming on, and most that do follow normal routes (driving up to the front gate).

    So, you've worked there for 10+ years, and then some genius crosses the back fence and brags about it. :) I'd bet they had patrolled the back fence lines for years, and decided it wasn't worth it.

    Kind of like Microsoft security. If no one's broken in that way, why secure it? :)

    (I had to get a Microsoft joke in somehow).

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  107. Quite misleading by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Having worked at a DOE lab, and without disclosing details, let me say this article does not reflect the level of security in place in my experience.

    In fact, I find computer people poking at DOE security pretty amusing. To use a couple of publicly known details: Take ID badges for example. Security guards at ID checking posts actually *touch* the ID badge to check that the badge is real and that the person matches the picture. I never saw this breached for an L-Level area (lowest level of security).

    And, before Sept. 11, I have never had a private security person check that I am the person on my ID. After Sept. 11, I have only seen this done at airports.

    Similarly, I have never seen a person without a proper badge in a L-level area. I have never seen a visitor without an escort close by (yes, including walking the visitor to the rest room and waiting outside).

    All in all, I think Wired has fallen victim to the folks who are trying to smear UC -- a group that has been crying that the sky is falling and are trying in part to make up for the fact that they claimed that Wen Ho Lee was making the sky fall -- and turned out to be wrong.

  108. Read The Curve of Binding Energy... by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1

    for more stories of unprotected nuclear facilities...

    Supposedly this stuff has been upgraded in recent years, but who knows?

    As Dick Marcinko points out in his (supposedly fiction) books, security is not easy, and military base security is especially a joke.

    One funny part in one of his stories was the security at some embassy building in Europe where you had to go through a turnstile past Marine guards to get in. So he went around the side of the building where the the open "smoker's door" was and walked right in past all the security... That was after he estimated the Marines post as being a chokepoint - for them, not him, once he punched holes through the "bulletproof" glass with shotgun sabot slugs and pumped in some tear gas rounds...

    The only security is proactive, mobile, armed guys who are always on high alert and expecting anything - which means you need a lot of (expensive) guys because you can't keep anyone on constant high alert for more than a few hours...

    Any security can be breached if you have the training, motivation, and if necessary, firepower...

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  109. Tresspassing charges are the least of his worries by Cruciform · · Score: 1

    Just wait till his 'nads start to glow in the dark :)

  110. From the same anon coward above, p.s. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh yeah, and I've had no clearance, been L-cleared, and Q-cleared.

  111. Calling the Moderators by kmellis · · Score: 1
    Hey, on a story like this, you should definitely browse at "0" since there's going to be many people "in the know" that will have to post as AC. There's at least two good posts that I've found from people that currently work at LANL that are posted as AC and scored (currently) at 0.

    (And you might also mod up the post of mine which contains a link to a detailed map and description of Tech Area 33. Some hard information is useful in this discussion.)

    Oh, hell, here's the link again:

    DESCRIPTION OF TECHNICAL AREAS AND FACILITIES AT LOS ALAMOS NATIONAL LABORATORY--1997

  112. Hypocracy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It seems strange that a magazine would write an article publicy stating the poor level of security at a facility like this. Go ahead terrorists, we'll show you exactly where to go to get your goods and how to get in. Doesn't anyone think about national security before they do things like this? Oh yeah, in our geek world thing like that don't matter since information is free and it should be available to the masses.

  113. Offtopic (was: Re:Trespassing) by kmellis · · Score: 2, Interesting
    "poke your browser over the some foreign english-lanugage news sites from those countries to find out if you're missing anything if you live in the USA."
    I read the BBC Online news regularly.

    To be fair to the US press, though, it should be mentioned that the US's peculiar geographical and cultural isolation, along with the simple fact that it's the dominant economy and, er, culture in the world, conspire to create milleau where information from outside the nation is not as relevant to people's lives as it is for other people elsewhere.

    Now, I think it's a lot more relevant than most Americans do; but my point is that, even so, it's not as relevant to us as it is to most other people.

    I am very internationalist in outlook, and I'm also skeptical by nature and was taught as a child not to trust any particular information source exclusively. I don't think the US media is as bad as many other people think it is, but it's definitely got its biases and its blind-spots, and I prefer to supplement what I know from non-US sources.

    Americans are not xenophobic. I strongly believe that Americans are actually less xenophobic than many other nationalities are. We're actually a lot more friendly and open-minded than many people around the world think we are. I know this because I've known a considerable number of foreigners that have come to the US and have been surprised to find that their stereotypes were mostly false (but still partly true).

    However, even if Americans aren't really that xenophpbic, they are quite willfully ignorant and indifferent. I'm frequently one of the few Americans that ever bother to ask my foreign friends about their home countries and their lives there and whatnot. Most people just seem to not care. Furthermore, I recall vividly one startling conversation I had with a very conservative friend. We were talking about foreign affairs and my general high level of knowledge about the world outside the US, and that I think that it's important that US leaders understand that we live in a globalized world and understand what that really means. And his reponse? "That's why I would never vote for you for President." My outward-looking visage was seen by him to be a bad thing.

    That's especially interesting coming from a conservative--given that the Republicans are supposedly the foreign policy people and the Democracts are supposedly the domestic policy people. But, with this current administration, we can see just how "adept" at foreign policy conservatives can really be. Regardless of whether or not an Iraq war is justified, Bush's diplomacy has been a complete disaster.

    1. Re:Offtopic (was: Re:Trespassing) by Tony-A · · Score: 1

      quite willfully ignorant and indifferent
      Does a New Yorker really care about what people in Nebraska are thinking?
      Or a Parisian about the provencials?
      You're very right not to trust any particular information source exclusively. Even with the best of intentions, any one source will have a lot of blind spots.

    2. Re:Offtopic (was: Re:Trespassing) by ChaoticLimbs · · Score: 1

      How, exactly would it be reasonable to treat diplomatic relationships with a murdering liar? Is dialogue with such a man as Hussein even valuable to US interests?
      I'm sure you're convinced that U.S. interventionist policies are what landed us in this mess in the first place, aren't you?
      I, for one, am quicker to blame the fact that there are people in the world who believe that killing American citizens abroad is a good thing to do. It's very likely you have never been to an opressive country, and believe that everyone in the world is a compassionate and rational person like you. News flash: They're not all like that. Some are incredibly hateful and see absolutely no value in personal liberty or life. Most people from the First World simply cannot comprehend the third world mindsets. I mean, gawd, people in manila shit out the window into the very river inlet that they bathe in and drink from!

    3. Re:Offtopic (was: Re:Trespassing) by kmellis · · Score: 1
      "I'm sure you're convinced that U.S. interventionist policies are what landed us in this mess in the first place, aren't you?"
      You may be sure, but you're wrong. I say that I'm an internationalist, and that the Bush administration is incompetent in foreign policy, and from that you make all sorts of assumptions about my politics? Is everyone in your world either Susan Sontag or Rush Limbaugh? Because, thank God, everyone in my world isn't.
  114. Whitehat meatspace hacking? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can't help but notice the similarity between the reporter's adventure and whitehat hacking - infiltrating important places with poor security to demonstrate the ease-of-entry.

    Of course, had this been an equivalent computer hack, the fellow would have been in serious trouble.

  115. dumb. by Erris · · Score: 1

    What makes you think that US facilities are not secure and that those elswhere are? "Terrorists" operate in Iraq and other hell holes. The only difference between here and there is that there no one is free to report the damage. Iraq's military defense is not so swell either. A single Israeli F-16 knocked out most of Sadam's nuclear capability ten years ago. Kuwait was a good example of Iraq's military strategy, discipline and effectiveness. All of Sadam's money has been spent and all of his people's rights have been denied for nothing. Subways that no one uses, nuclear facilities that generate no power, communications without privacy and jail time for ideas are all wastes.

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  116. Re:If this is not the first post... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    aren't you jewish or islamic or...whatever?

    I thought you don't like piggies?

    Oh....you're not eating it that way...I'll leave you alone now. :p

  117. Archaeologist sneaks in to "area 51" by the_Upsetter · · Score: 1
    ...here's a story about how archaeologist Jerry Freeman snuck into Papoose Lake after being repeatedly denied entry by the USAF.

    Not sure how much is fantasy, and how much reality... but it's clear to me that he did do it.

    (He didn't get caught, either... died many years later, in his sleep).

  118. Archaeologist sneaks in to "area 51" -- sorry by the_Upsetter · · Score: 1
    My fault... that last article is an overview of this, longer, more in-depth article.

    This article (better, but longer) is his account of the journey into Papoose Lake... again, not sure how much of it is fantasy/embellishment... but it's a fascinating read.

  119. A Los Alamosan's Analysis by goldid · · Score: 1

    As I see from already posted comments, many Los Alamosans have already put something in on this, but I'd like to offer a more complete explanation.

    Los Alamos National Laboratory is quite large--43sq. miles, plus numerous office buildings within the town site. Not everything needs to be secured. A lot of it has never been touched. And the "inside sources" who claim that this technical area is a truly top secret hot spot are full of shit. Everything at the Lab is marked secret. Truly secret things are properly protected.

    My father is a nuclear physicist with mostly unclassified projects. There are many security features on the building. You have to have a properly cleared ID card to get in. There are security guards with M-16s. A shoddy picture of an empty gun holster on one guard proves nothing.

    The big top secrete facilities such as TA-55 (Plutonium Storage) have some very impressive security. The plutonium building is designed to withstand the impact of a 747 at one end and cars and people at the other with triple-redudandant fences, guard towers, dogs and (so I hear) anti-personnel devices.

    Most top-secure locations required a Q clearance (top-level). The number of Q clearances was greatly reduced years ago for security and cost. (It's over $6000 to do that level of background check.) If this guy tried to get into the plutonium facility, the chemistry-metallurgy research building or the criticallity facility he would be in some trouble.

    As for his point about old signs: those are left in areas that just aren't used anymore. Well guess what, climb over that fence if you want to, but don't complain if you hit unexploded, unremoved ordnance.

    I see from this fellow's other articles that he's generally an idiotic sensationalistic journalist.

    Wired should stick to technology issues.

  120. Another use for duct tape by willpost · · Score: 1

    To tie up snooping reporters.

  121. Seems odd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I worked at Sandia National Laboratories last summer. Maybe because it's on an air-force base, it's more secure. To get on the base, you had to go past guard checkpoints. They were armed with automatic rifles. To get into each building required an access card. The "secure area" had its own large fences and required special access cards to get into. Their internal network is not connected to the internet.

    They are very serious about security and clearances and so forth at Sandia. I wouldn't want to have to try to sneak in there without permission. Seems odd that Los Alamos wouldn't be the same way.

  122. It was a cattle fence by eliz · · Score: 1

    There was a statement made by Pete Nanos this afternoon which has apparently addressed this article, and in which he states that the reporter crossed a cattle fence, not a laboratory fence. Prob be more in the news tomorrow.

  123. From Noah Shachtman... by noahmax · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Many people here have commented that my story wasn't a big deal, because the area into which I went wasn't sufficiently top-secret. If I had walked out with, say, a wheelbarrow full of uranium, then they would have been impressed.

    Well, in 1997, during a security training simulation, soldiers were able to do just that. In 2000, during a similar exercise, feaux bad guys "gain(ed) access to the reactor fuel... potentially causing a sizable nuclear detonation that would have taken out part of New Mexico and caused havoc downwind."

    I'm a scared, out-of-shape lummox without any military training whatsoever, and with no motivation to do anything harmful. Yet I got into an area that I was assured could not be accessed by any outsider - an area that no one will even say officially what it's purpose is.

    If I could do what I did - and these simulated attackers coudl make such spectacular inroads - what could a more determined adversary accomplish? That's the question my story asks.

    Several Slashdotters said that TA-33 couldn't have been that important, if Bussolini and Alexander stored their allegedly fraudulently-purchased goods there, and if I was able to get in.

    To that, one Slashdot reader replied, "I'm not comfortable assuming that the buildings he managed to get into were useless just based on the fact that he was able to access them. It seems like that sort of head-in-the-sand circular logic does not good security practices make."

    I agree.

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    1. Re:From Noah Shachtman... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ok, they managed to get into a building without anyone stopping him.

      Two possibilities,

      (1) The building contained nothing but useless junk. After brvely conquering the cattle fence, he takes a snap of an abandoned top-secret impact-resistant radiation proof highly secure tin shed. (Note to sarcasm impaired: read this at least twice.)

      (2) Catastrophic breakdown in scurity, the guy really does get into a top sceret building that is currently used to perform nuclear research and/or store nuclear material.

      Given the incredibly damning evidence produced (a blurry photo of an empty holster, a cattle fence, and a no-trespassing sign which he so bravely ignored), which do you think is more likely?

  124. Those guards dont need guns by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    they probably sold them off to the locals. I applied for a job at LANL a few years ago. HMMM, live in the middle of nowhere, work on making better nukes, be under the unsleeping watchful eyes of the DOE and God knows what other agencies every moment of the day and night, and a $40k salary? Sounds great!

  125. I seriously doubt it by The+Tyro · · Score: 1

    Anyone who's ever dealt directly or indirectly with nuclear materials in the military knows what kind of security they require.

    Guards authorized to use lethal force? Yep... they might not even try to arrest you.

    The military uses pretty tight security to transport nukes... including multiple vehicles, on-call NEST teams (you don't want to meet those folks), and so forth. You think the hardened facilities where these things are stored long-term are just wide open for any reporter to walk into? If you really attempted to penetrate one of those areas, you'd find yourself proned out by an agressive 19yo, and his M16 muzzle would be drilled directly into the back of your head. After that pleasing introduction, the fun would REALLY start; as Ricky would say... you'd have some serious 'splainin to do. Nuclear security troops (often marines) have no sense of humor. It's hard to conjure up anything they would love more than laying a righteous smackdown on some snooping reporter... Imagine the fun they'd have had with this guy...

    It's already been said, but I concur... I don't think this guy got close to anything important.

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  126. But I don't make versions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I make code "unleashes"

  127. Subversive effort to destroy open research by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All part of the campaign to fight any independent research facilities.

    If it is not under direct control of the CIA or the military, it shall be marginalized.

  128. Empty holsters by ehiris · · Score: 1

    backed up by guards with empty holsters

    If they had holsters the only logical conclusion is that they already drew the weapon. Is the reporter still alive or is this article a literary post mortem?

    1. Re:Empty holsters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I work at the lab. The guard with the empty holster was guarding the Otowi building which houses our cafeteria. I certainly would not be worried about a reporter gaining access to pizza and sandwiches. I would rather have our security forces focus securing critical facilities than empty warehouses and cafeterias. The lab is an enormous facility with buildings sprawled out over hundreds of acres. Fencing off all every square foot would be a complete waste of money. Give it a rest.

    2. Re:Empty holsters by tfulton2 · · Score: 1

      Maybe they lost the weapon while digging in their shirt pockets for the bullet...

  129. ulterior motives by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    These articles are not just poor journalism, or not just indicative of poor judgement.

    They are plain evidence of an effort to eliminate publicly owned and publicly accountable research facilities in the US.

  130. There's security and there's security. by mdavids · · Score: 1

    This particular incident may not have been so worrying, but it does seems that Washington's attitude towards security is rather similar to the attitude in Redmond.

    For Microsoft, "security" means "DRM". For the US government "security" means "oil". In both cases genuine security holes go unchecked, and in the latter case, resources go towards arresting thousands without charges, barring people like Irish civil rights activist Bernadette Devlin McAliskey and Eugene Angelopoulos, a Professor at the National Technical University of Athens from entering the country, and desperately trying to find a convincing link between Saddam Hussein and September 11.

    Ironically, the more "security" you sign up for, the less safe you are.

  131. Re:Canadian Security (OT) by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

    Nonono, it was Aline with the sculpture...

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  132. Yeah, duct tape their mouths by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    I'd like to see this done to each of the pompous corporate cocksuckers on FauxNews.

    And Rupert Murdoch strung up by his gonads in Times Square.

    That would be justice done.

  133. drudge-style crapola by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow, a couple of blurry pictures, unnamed sources, and propaganda from citizens' watch groups. I'm pretty convinced now!

  134. And then maybe... by Zebra_X · · Score: 1

    the government wants us to think there is a whole lot going on there. Chances are that they've move the site. Once a "secure" location is known, it's not quite so secure anymore now is it? Also, did the reporter actually get into the site? No. Could he have? You're guess is as good as mine. Something tells me this is really not a big deal.

  135. Ah so what by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So what? He snuck into a long declassified area. Big deal. The places where the REAL stuff takes place today is RIGHT UNDER YOUR NOSE! Hell most of them look like average CostCos or Burger Kings! And damn you know what! They are! Stenograph at it's best

  136. you expect too much from journalists. by lukme · · Score: 1

    You expect someone who failed their science/engineering classes to know what a nuclear reactor looks like?

  137. Heightened Level of Alert? Don't Make me Laugh. by DaemonGem · · Score: 0

    I find this to be another sign that all these anouncements of "heightened levels of alert" and the security codes (blue, red, orange), or whatever they are called, are mainly there to try and scare the populace. While the country believes that we are in danger, the people have shown they will blindly follow the president. This correlates with the lack of security at Los Alamos. Even though we always hear about how dangerous it is, and how we ought to go out and buy duck tape and plastic sheeting, the most important scientific areas are barely protected. How easy would it be to enter Los Alamos, like this reporter did, and start planting bombs? Would the person be caught? I doubt it. I wonder how difficult it would be to infiltrate a military complex. Probably more so, but then again, who cares about science nowadays? My two cents. -Dae

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  138. Nuclear Cows. by Knoxvill3 · · Score: 1

    "At these points, 9-foot-high chain-link fences, topped with curled razor wire, keep hikers away from Los Alamos lands. But as Route 4 proceeds along LANL property, these imposing barriers drop to trios or quartets of aging barbed wire, the kind of fences used to keep cows from straying off a farm."

    Who's to say LANL isn't developing nuclear equiped cows? Besides the fact the normal "Bombs" they drop in the dairy's can be smelled for miles, no one would suspect them to be able to blast people away for miles. Just think about...

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  139. Yeah I agree (was Re:Borders) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I spent a couple of months working in an unclassified area of LANL, and the quote on the first page of the article is true: if it is somewhere imporant, you CANNOT get in.

    Why would you expect that a lab that does a lot of unclassified research (pretty much indistinguishable from what a university physics department would perform) to have the security of a military base?

    On the other hand, for the parts of Los Alamos that are important, the security of a military base pales into insignificance. I wonder if the reporter had a look at the plasma physics lab? It looks more like a prison camp, and that is only the above-ground bit!

    A beat-up crock like this story doesn't help anyone. Now the poor guys doing unclassified research will probably get yet another later of pointless and wasteful 'security' measures.

  140. This reporter is a retard by draxon_mt · · Score: 1

    OK.. My home-town is Los Alamos, I grew up there, and have spent 18 years of my life there, and I will be working for LANL this summer.

    Everything this reporter said was under false pretenses and complete hogwash. There are more than 60 'TA's (Technical Areas) most of which are not considered 'secure' because they don't house anything of interest. You might find a secratary's office or a building housing lowly college students slaving away for their Ph.D. endowed superiors in these types of buildings. Anything taking place in these types of installations are nothing even remotely 'classified'. TA-33 which he was so anxious to show off his access to is not even used any more.

    Furthermore the 'No Tresspassing' sign he was so glib to point out is far from unique, there are about 30k of them spread around the town. These are on the border of all lab property, not lab installations. There are several huge plots of land which the lab owns, and have absolutely nothing within their borders. These plots of land are 'fenced' by these signs. They merely denote the fact that the lands within them are not part of the national forest, and thus not available for recreational use.

    TA-33 is nothing special, there are many of these trailers housing support staff, and various other non-important stuff. There are several technical areas 3 feet from the road, with no fence or guard house, in the middle of no-where. Why aren't they protected? There's absolutely nothing worth protecting within them that needs more than a simple lock on the door.

    Oh yea: But as Route 4 proceeds along LANL property, these imposing barriers drop to trios or quartets of aging barbed wire, the kind of fences used to keep cows from straying off a farm

    Phht.. maybe if he thought about this for a little while he'd enlighten himself with the truth of the matter. ...It looks like barb wire on farms because it's there to keep wild animals off the highway.


    I'm deeply offended that someone would write such a short-sighted, and blatantly misleading article. I guarantee the guard that had no gun in his holster is not typical (wouldn't be suprised if it was out of its holster in order to be pointed at this 'reporter'). I tell you from first hand experience. I've been escorted off lab property by guards with M-16's a couple of times in my youth. They don't mess around.

    As mentioned before 'LANL' covers a huge area, and many installations of varrying types. Unfortunately this guy didn't chose to photograph anything interesting. I wish I could hop out and take some snapshots of the installations which house important stuff (e.g. The area that houses plutonium (TA-55): two layers of top to bottom razor wire fencing, cameras on every angle, guard towers, armed guards, five swat teams on call 24 hours a day, etc..) but I am not living in Los Alamos at present. Not to mention they don't allow you to photograph anything so I'd have to be sneaky about it.

    Anyway, that's the end of my rant. Hopefully this sheds some truth on the issue? ... well at least it makes me feel better :D

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  141. Mindless Slashdot drivel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am a LANL worker with a Q clearance who works in a secure area. I can attest firsthand that nuclear secrets and nuclear materials are guarded heavily. As mentioned in the article, there are multiple layers of security which protect anything worth protecting. Anyone who cares about the details can search the web for our former lab director's testimony before a congressional committee regarding the physical security (guards, guns, gates, biometric scanners) in place around the places where nuclear weapons designers work. And security has been tightened since the testimony was given. LANL consistently rates among the highest of institutions in the U.S. when our security is audited, a situation which has only improved since the recent scandals.

    Anyone with half a clue (and by this I mean very few who read Slashdot) would realize that if Congress gives you a finite amount of resources to spend on securing factilities that you would devote the most attention, money, and personnel on guarding facilities and materials which would affect global nuclear security most profoundly. You would probably do as little as possible in areas where the only real danger is some idiot who jumps a fence out in the middle of nowhere, turns an ankle, and proceeds to sue the Laboratory.

    Of course it's fashionable to bash LANL's security nowadays. Leno does it, as does Letterman, and all the mindless Slashdot drones seem to Jones over the idea of showing off that they've read Feynman's semi-fictional autobiographical account of LANL security, as if nothing has changed since 1944. Please.

  142. Idiot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wonder how secure this guy's house is?

  143. Re:Worthless. by sloth+jr · · Score: 1
    Wrt Sandia security - though yes, it's encapsulated within Kirtland Air Force Base, it is certainly not contiguous. TAs are scattered all over the facility.

    I grew up on KAFB, and eventually worked at Sandia, but one of the more vivid examples of "layered" security was when, as a pimply-faced teenager living off-base and not affilitated with either KAFB or Sandia, delivered pizza on-base.

    The routine went like this - drive down the street to the entrance of KAFB, where the gate personnel would stop me. Show them my pizza, tell them I had a pizza delivery, and they'd wave me on-base. Pretty funny, huh?

    So my delivery is way out past the main tech areas, and I'm on dirt roads, and finally I get to the area - don't remember the TA, Sandians, sorry - and it's a lethal force area. So I'm outside three rings of concertina-topped chainlink, signs with "lethal force authorized" all around, and a guy with an M-16 approaches. He's not exactly pointing it at me, but it's also not slung over his shoulder. Gives me the dough, I give him the pizza, and that's it.

    It was fun.

  144. Because he works for a corporation by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

    If he was doing this as a curious private citizen, criminal intent or not, he'd be prosecuted. Some how, because he was doing it in the employ of a corporation, fewer laws apply to him. But that's symptomatic of a whole other problem not on topic here.

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  145. Journalism school flunkies and Wired. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who assured you that the cow fence you jumped over allowed you access to any secrets at all? Any security plan approved by DOE for protecting "Top Secret" assets must be protected by a certain level of physical security. (For instance, an outer perimeter of 12-foot-tall fences with razor wire and armed guards, with several layers of security within). Surely your research must have uncovered this. Even though nobody will give you official word on what the place is used for, the fact that an out-of-shape zero with a gimpy leg could get there should be a strong indication that you didn't get anywhere of consequence. This seems a much more likely scenario than that there is some kind of pathological disregard for even the most basic security precautions among those who would know better than most the consequences of bad security. That these same people would rather risk going to prison for criminal disregard of security rules than go through the trouble of safeguarding the secret stuff.

    Admit it--your little escapade brought you access to precisely nothing in terms of secret materials. You merely trespassed on some LANL property. I'm willing to bet that your "inside sources" who told you otherwise are just some kind of fantasy you cooked up to give your little story a bit of undeserved credibility. I'm sure your editors went gaga over that sort of thing. Very chic. "Inside sources," indeed.

    No, quite frankly I can only conclude that you're a wannabe hack who performed the most trivial of exploits, gained access to precisely nothing of consequence, and, through your little piece of "investigative" journalism (I can't bring myself to remove the quotes) you distort the truth about LANL security, which consistently audits among the best of secure U.S. facilities.

    As for the oft-mentioned "wheelbarrow of uranium," a bit of research on your part (an exercise that I think Wired "reporters" could benefit from) would reveal the nature of the training exercises you identify: Essentially, the point of these exercises is to identify potential weaknesses in security. They are intentionally performed in "absolute worst case and then some" conditions, the kinds of scenarios one would think could never realistically happen, but yet should be prepared for anyway. Sometimes, in these kinds of scenarios, the bad guys win. That's the nature of stress tests--the point is not to pat oneself on the back and say "we are so great--look, we won again," but rather "what did we learn about our vulnerabilities from this exercise?" From the exercises you mention, changes were made in security which have led to improved protection of special nuclear materials. You should be proud of the fact that LANL so vigorously and aggressively tests its security. Not every secure facility does so.

    Now, of course, you get your 5 minutes of fame. Maybe jumping a cow fence and concocting "inside sources" will win you that Pullitzer afterall. Just don't expect me to clap for you at the ceremony.