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  1. Cooler Hack on Turn your iPod into a Universal Remote · · Score: 5, Funny
    I just plug the IR bit into my guitar - now I play 'Sweet Child o' Mine' to change channels to Adult Swim, and 'Devil Inside' to change to C-Span.

    It's really quite intuitive.

  2. Re:Grrr on Skype 1.0 For Windows Released, Updated Linux Beta · · Score: 1
    But doesn't work on Windows 98/ME

    Well, duh. It says 'Windows Version 1' in the story.

    I would have thought they'd at least support Windows 3.1.

    I'm just looking forward to the Prodos version!

  3. The strangest place of all... on Reading Slashdot From Strange Locations · · Score: 4, Funny
    I'd say the oddest, and least likely place for anyone to be reading /. would be the Slashdot offices, considering how many dupes are posted...

    :o

  4. A question. on SCO Claims Linux Lifted ELF · · Score: 2, Funny
    Is Darl now so sad that one may take pity on him, rather than punch him in the nose?

    I need to know, as I am conflicted.

    On one hand, a good punch in the nose may do him good.

    On the other hand, hasn't he suffered enough? Why add injury to insult?

    hmm. Perhaps punching him in the nose until he is sad is the answer...

    Decisions, decisions.

  5. Clickety-Click on Google's Fraud Squad Battles Phantom Clicks · · Score: 2, Funny
    I've found one of those companies that encourage their members to click on any and every link.

    Go ahead! Slashdot them! That will teach them to steal ad revenues!

  6. Re:Sheesh. on BT Blocks 10,000 Child-Porn Site Visits A Day · · Score: 3, Funny
    He told the Today programme: "Every image of a child that appears on the internet is an image of a child that's abused."

    It's True!

    Microsoft abuses children! Think of the Children! Switch to Linux!

  7. Why not cut to the chase? on Dunst Demands Asset Reduction For Spider-Man 2 Videogame · · Score: 4, Funny
    How about a game where you *ARE* breasts? You could shoot breast milk at the bad guys (underwire bras perhaps?), get powerups to become huge and mesmerize the enemy, crush your opponents underneath with your 'bounce attack' and use your surroundings (the beach, strip bar, plastic surgeon's office) to camouflage yourself.

    Enemies could include a newborn (your life force is draining!), middle school boys (the devious purple nurple!), and Fundies (...harlot! Bind those objects of Satan!)

    I think the solution to this 'breast obsession' is to make all game devs watch 'Showgirls' at least 20 times. I saw it once and was sick of tits for at least 2-3 hours.

  8. 18 month old child? on LivingCreatures- The Beginning Of 'I, Robot?' · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    What is that in years? I left my month to year conversion chart at church.

  9. Sounds like on 1984 Comes To Boston · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Boston is ripe for another Tea-Party...(ominous music here)

    It isn't the 'terrorists' we need to worry about - it's those who would 'save' us from them.

  10. Advice for OS X phone? Nokia, Sony, Motorola???? on Nokia Losing its Cell Phone Dominance · · Score: 1
    Anyone out there have a fav phone that works well with iSync? I'd like to get one soon, but would like to hear what /.ers have to say about the good, bad and ugly.

    Ideally a camera phone, good interface, decent battery life, and indescructable is what I'm looking for... ;)

  11. You don't have to be a Kreskin.... on Are Mac Users Smarter than PC Users? · · Score: 2, Insightful
    No userbase or lazy virus writers doesn't change the fact that at present there aren't any viruses for the mac. This also doesn't change the fact that out of the box, OS X is far more secure than Windows. You aren't going to be '0wnz3d' during a OS X install.

    With all the programmers out there, one might find writing the 'first' mac OS X virus a challenge or a feather in their cap - yet there aren't any to be found. If a virus writer wants recognition, what better way than to attack the 'virus free' mac?

    I guess I will stay with my 'yuppie artsy know it all userbase' and enjoy not having to purchase a firewall, virus software, and all the other crap that is necessary to run Windows with an internet connection.

  12. Re:This article should be moderated -5: troll on Are Mac Users Smarter than PC Users? · · Score: 1
    You must be a PC user - there's no such thing as '-5: Troll'

    ;)

  13. Re:Stupid things i've heard mac users say. on Are Mac Users Smarter than PC Users? · · Score: 4, Informative
    I thought I'd pick a few....

    "Mac is best for desktop publishing"

    I've heard more PC users say this than Mac users. It's indicative of the lack of general education about computers, and how little Apple spends to combat FUD. Apple has changed a lot in the last 10 years, but it seems that the general 'mindshare' is stuck back in '93. Still, I'd rather do DP on a mac than a PC anyday. Considering that's what I do for a living....

    "Mac is best for video editing"

    The TV show Scrubs is made with FCP - hardly 'prosumer'. There is the 'Sky Captain' movie that was done mostly with Macs. Renderfarms may be PC, sure. But the cutting and editing are done on a Mac in most cases.

    Most PC users I know use a PC because they don't buy into all that Mac FUD.

    heh. Most PC users I know have a PC because they have the appearance of being cheaper. At first. They also don't bother to educate themselves. Add up all the time/$$$ spent battling viruses alone, and you got yourself a Mac.

    I know that what takes several hours on a PC (reinstall WinXP, apps, and drivers) takes less than an hour on my mac. I'll sit out on my deck having a beer or get some work done while you guys dick with Windows.

  14. Sigh. Get it for free. on eBay Running Trial for Downloadable Music · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Um. Great business plan.

    Isn't this like what SCO does? Tries to sell something that is given away somewhere else?

  15. This is Crap on eBay Running Trial for Downloadable Music · · Score: 5, Insightful
    First of all - if it is a digital download, shouldn't it be a Dutch Auction (with infinite 'items'). 2nd - Why is there 6+ days to go? A download sale depends on impulse, not the best deal. I can go to iTunes and preview, buy, and listen in the space of a couple of minutes for the same price as this one 6+days from now.

    3rd - "sellers chosen for the pilot have to ensure copyright protection for the content and meet service-level agreements." If I wrote it, it's got copyright protection. That's what copyright does - protects my work when I create it. Or are they talking about some DRM scheme? It's not clear.

    4th- If DRM is required, how does it get put on? Will someone send me a Windows-Only exe to screw with my track? Do I have to send a wav somewhere? Again not clear.

    Ebay. Stick with what you do. Leave the failing at a Digital Music Store to everyone else.

  16. COMPETION! COMPETION! on Ballmer - Xbox 'Can Take Sony' In Next Generation · · Score: 2, Funny
    That 'preview' button is

    AEWSOME!

    ;)

  17. Incorrect quote on Ballmer - Xbox 'Can Take Sony' In Next Generation · · Score: 4, Funny
    "I am betting we can take Sony in the next generation."

    should be:

    "I am betting we will take it in the ass from Sony in the next generation."

    Really, that is far more plausable.

  18. Pico, you dick mods. on Top Ten Linux Configuration Tools? · · Score: 5, Funny
    WTF? I can't have Pico as my #1?

    When I don't have time to figure out goddamn control chars, and just want to edit a config file without having to resort to IRC, man pages, and poor documentation -

    I USE FUCKING PICO.

    All the commands are right there. On the screen.

    Maybe this elitist attitude is why Linux isn't ready for the desktop. Now mod me Troll, bitches.

  19. The one true Text Editor! on Top Ten Linux Configuration Tools? · · Score: 1, Troll

    Pico! All bow before it!

  20. Re:Locked and Loaded on Doom 3 Reaches Gold Master, Due August 5th · · Score: 1
    I can see the smoke of the Mac-on-Linux servers already...

    Why can't Jobs just give ID a couple of G5s to guaranty that an OS X version is released simultaneously?

  21. Finally! on 'Stealth' Worm Hinders Sandbox Analysis · · Score: 5, Funny
    Those DMCA violating virus 'terrorists' will be prevented from infringing the copyrights of the poor, disadvantaged virus writers.

    This content author has villified every artist who has ever had their work reverse engineered.

    This is a great day for copyright, authors, and those downtrodden by IP terrorists!

  22. I don't get it... on Japanese Schoolchildren to be Tagged with RFID · · Score: 0, Troll

    the Japanese can't tell their own children apart?

  23. I ran some projections on Data Mining Goes 3D · · Score: 0, Troll

    of free speech, patent laws, corporate malfeasance and civil rights and came up with this image

  24. Is it polite on How To Make Friends on the Telephone · · Score: 4, Insightful
    to post some unsuspecting person's phone number on a well trafficked bulletin board and have 250,000 people try and call at the same time?

    Just wondering.

  25. Re:Sounds very cool... on Solaris' Dtrace in Detail · · Score: 1
    For the record - I RTFA, and although I am not a dev, think I have a handle on what Dtrace does.

    Would this *not* be an antidote to code bloat? I am rather puzzled why my parent post was slapped with -1 troll. Is bloat dear to the moderator? *hint hint*