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  1. Re:And at home .. on Cyber Planets: Building Virtual Worlds to Explore · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    They have already! Here is a 'virtual photo' of the earth after GW leaves office.

  2. Re:well... on Should Every Retail Outfit Have A Webpage? · · Score: 2

    Why are you getting down on /.?

  3. Sounds interesting on Web of Trust Audio News Distribution · · Score: 5, Funny
    Might be a good way for musicians to distribute music, and vote the cream to the top.
    But people *reading* their news? I can barely stand listening to regular people talk (Here in MN).

    God forbid someone from Minnesota reads the news.

    "YAAAAAAA...tudayee its reahl col, yah. Daah Nord Chore got some wedder 'day. Yahh. Dat 'torm waz ah reahl bigun, donchaa know...YAAAAAAAAAAAAA it wahz..." *Shudder*

    Perhaps we can just make it text-based.

  4. I'm predicting twins. on Me Oh Me Oh My, Malda Gets Married · · Score: 3, Funny

    Taco is on a duplicates spree!!!

  5. The cheapest, and most long lasting backup. on Large IDE Drives as Long-Term Archival Media? · · Score: 5, Funny
    The oral tradition! Have many children, give them each 10 pages to memorize. To make things easier, you can name them Sector 237, Cylinder 13004 and such.

    As disk space grows, so does your family/backup.

    To see examples of how this works see: Mad Max - Thunderdome, The Bible, American Indians, The Fellowship of the Ring, Aesops Fables, and the Legend of How the Great Nog Vomited the Earth and Heavens in Ancient Times, Before the Oceans Drank Atlantis.

    I have heard rumors that this is how Google archives.

  6. Couldn't a computer do the name, address parts on Human vs Computer Intelligence · · Score: 2
    of the yahoo sign up, and leave the word guessing to a middle school kid who gets paid in PS2 games?

    Computers are good for repetitive tasks, middle school kids are easily bribed.

  7. This has widespread implications on Gutnick Can Pursue Dow-Jones Libel Case · · Score: 2, Troll
    especially since he's a white supremacist child molester who beats his neighbors dog and spits on old ladies' social security checks while wanking off in the food at the local soup kitchen watching beastiality porn.

    This is Bill Gates we're talking about, right?

  8. Re:Your Sig on Life Confirmed At Extreme Depths · · Score: 2, Offtopic

    Does the chip in your head hurt when you talk?

  9. Re:Hey! on OpenBSD SMP In The Works · · Score: 2
  10. Hey! on OpenBSD SMP In The Works · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Why isn't this posted in the BeOS section? I'll try the Soviet Russia Slashdot.

  11. Hey! ver 2.1 on FreeBSD 5.0-RC1 Now Available · · Score: 0, Troll
    Why isn't this posted in the BeOS section? Turnabout is fair play!

    Mods: Please mod +5, Kiss My Ass. Thanks ;)

  12. Hey! on FreeBSD 5.0-RC1 Now Available · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Why isn't this posted in the BeOS section? Turnabout is fair play.

  13. My name is Teamhasnoi on First-Person Account Of Video Game Addiction · · Score: 4, Funny

    and I am a Slashdotaholic.

  14. Two things I need a hand with - help? on Phoenix 0.5 Has Arrived · · Score: 2
    First, I can't get .5 to install under XP. .4 is working fine, but .5 just gives me a hourglass for a second or two, and then nothing. I've tried running the profile manager and deleteting the old one and copying over the .4 install but nothing works.

    Second, the damn autocomplete! How do I turn it off? I hate the little pop up window which contains all my moments of shameful spelling and such in the google search, as well as the login, search, text ect. fields of every site.

    Am I missing something obvious (like a high school education)? Thanks.

  15. Taking the Karma hit to address this. By Velmont on Advances in Decentralized Peer Networks · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Please no 15 link posts! (Score:0, Offtopic) by Vellmont
    This submission has no less than 15 links in it! I'm still not sure where the real content is. Worse, what appears to be the main link points to another few line discussion that references yet another article.

    Posters, and especially editors, Please don't post/allow submissions that are filled with nothing but links, and links to links. You may think you're providing more information, but most of those links are just noise. This seems to be an emerging trend on slashdot, and I think it's a very bad one.

    Taking a slight tangent for just a moment, sadly, the biggest problem with slashdot is there's never any real discussion (mostly that would involve the editors) about slashdot itself. There's constantly re-posts of material, and poor quality submissions. This needs to be fixed somehow, but can't happen unless the slashdot editors start talking about this problems and not just remain silent.

    AC REPLY ""sadly, the biggest problem with slashdot is there's never any real discussion (mostly that would involve the editors) about slashdot itself.""

    the problem lies not just with the editors but with everyone on slashdot (especially whoever happens to be moderating). anytime people (like you) actually comment about slashdot (even when its not a troll and is a cogent point, like yours is), it is moderated down, offtopic, or just ignored (as your post was).

    it's the built-in self-censorship that's the problem. not only does it limit the voices heard loudest on slashdot, but it prevents fixing of the very socially dysfunctional way slashdot works a lot of the time.

  16. Attention! Easy way to get FREE Blow Jobs! on Gateway to Ship PCs with Pre-Installed DRM Music Files · · Score: 1, Offtopic
    Write "RIAA" on the ol' Roman Soldier. Go to congress, computer makers, software houses, chip manufacturers, the U.S Military, major universities, corporations, foreign governments and congress. Did I say congress? Congress.

    Stand around.

    Clear your throat, or cough.

    Watch the line form! Enjoy! (Bring a videocam and start a p0rn site=$$$!!)

  17. Re:A world of artists. on Shocker: Despicable Conduct From Disney · · Score: 3, Funny

    Change that to "In Mineapolis" and you're right!

  18. This will absolutely fail on Theater Morphing Into Multi-Player Gaming Arena · · Score: 3, Funny
    I will not and no one else will relearn how to play FPS games with their Bizzaro-World keyboard and mouse setup.

    MASTERKILLA - "Fragged again?! WTF! It's my keyboard and mouse! They're all F*CKED an backwards!!"

    0WNZU - "5ur3 th3y 4r3, LAM3RZ! w0ot!!!! 1 rU!3 t1M3 4nD 5P@C3!!!! U SUxxx00rs B4D!!!!!!!!!!!"

  19. Re:Chrisd! Have I got a story for YOU! on IDE RAID Examined · · Score: 2
    Hey, you keep this up and you'll have 24 comments by the end of the decade!

    This would be my 801st. Hehehe, check out # 800, it'll be Mod-riffic!

  20. Finally! My 800th post, and Amazingly Insightful! on Kid-Safe Domain Created · · Score: 5, Funny
    Now GW can have a whole TLD aimed at his reading level!

    Bar and George must be very proud.

    Mods - please don't mod this up, Dubya can only count to 3.

  21. Re:In the shark on Cancer Mouse Not Patentable in Canada · · Score: 2

    You jump SOVIET RUSSIA!!!

  22. Other things Canada can't patent on Cancer Mouse Not Patentable in Canada · · Score: 2
    A car that breaks down every day.
    Software that is full of bugs.
    Moldy Cheese
    Broken Dishes
    Pen with no ink
    Pre-Coastered CD-R's
    Computers made by Packard Bell
    Paypal
    IBM Deskstar HDs
    Burnt out light bulbs
    Candy Wrappers
    Vanilla Ice
    Bottled Sewer Water
    Slashdot Spellchecker.

    Thanks, I *am* available as a consultant.

  23. Re:So you know the name of the first hack already on Sony Introduces Passage · · Score: 3, Funny
    Your Mom's Face?

    Geez, I'm kidding already.

  24. What is missing from the posts so far.. on Fuel Cell Powered Backup System · · Score: 5, Funny
    The tech is *available*! I could go and buy it, if 6,000 dollars seemed like a good trade off for what this does. Admittedly, it doesn't. A UPS or a internal combustion generator will do the same for much less.

    If I could pour water in this thing and have it make hydrogen for itself, that might increase its usefulness.

    Or if I hooked up a dehumidifier to it, and put it on top so the water would run into the fuel making tank....OMG!

    I've just invented a Perpetual Motion machine!

    Of course, having water around servers and switches makes for the Worlds Most Dangerous Server Room and many headaches...so maybe I've invented the Perpetual Motrin Machine.

  25. Re:Chrisd! Have I got a story for YOU! on IDE RAID Examined · · Score: 2
    I have you now, young Skywalker! You will love the Dark Side!

    Look, I got modded down! And I didn't even say 'IN SOVIET RUSSA...'