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Cancer Mouse Not Patentable in Canada

Proaxiom writes "The Globe and Mail is reporting the Supreme Court of Canada ruled today that OncoMouse, the so-called 'Harvard Mouse' that is especially prone to cancer, cannot be patented under Canadian law. The hapless rodent still enjoys patent protection in the U.S., Japan and much of Europe. So there is at least one place where higher life forms cannot be patented, but I am not familiar enough with the intricacies of international intellectual property treaties to figure out the consequences of the discrepancy. I'm sure countless IANAL's will be willing to offer opinions."

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  1. Mouse Smuggling by theRhinoceros · · Score: 2

    Does this mean that smuggling OncoMice across the border to Canadian medical researchers will become the new Hot Item on the black market?

    1. Re:Mouse Smuggling by WetCat · · Score: 4, Funny

      Hmm... it seems to me they can smuggle itself! Just put a large box with the mice on one side of a bordes, a large piece of cheese on another, and open the box.
      Mice will go to another border and IANAL, but its seems to me that it's perfectly legal - they will just migrate!

    2. Re:Mouse Smuggling by fobbman · · Score: 5, Funny

      What's Richard Gere been doing lately?

    3. Re:Mouse Smuggling by Penguinoflight · · Score: 3, Insightful

      No, actually it means the opposite, unless someone sues someone else... like always.

      If the mice are not patentable in Canada, then anyone can genetically produce them, or however they feel like it. This would lead to lower costs of cancer prone mice... so Canada could have many exported to the U.S.... If they don't die of cancer first.

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    4. Re:Mouse Smuggling by Anne_Nonymous · · Score: 5, Funny

      Researchers in the US are also smuggling in tax-free cigarettes for the mice to smoke during the studies.

    5. Re:Mouse Smuggling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      can't export them to the U.S.

      As they violate a U.S. patent.

      So, companies can do research with them cheaper in Canada and the results CAN be used in the U.S.

      But the mice cannot be exported to ny country where the patent stands.

    6. Re:Mouse Smuggling by c.derby · · Score: 1

      OncoMouse not OncoGerbil... :P

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    7. Re:Mouse Smuggling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's an open interface, so it is inherently cross-platform.

    8. Re:Mouse Smuggling by Angry+White+Guy · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      I don't care what anyone says, that's not an interface, it's an output device!

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    9. Re:Mouse Smuggling by Tenebrious1 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Does this mean that smuggling OncoMice across the border to Canadian medical researchers will become the new Hot Item on the black market?

      A bigger question- can I patent the process of smuggling OncoMice across the border?

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    10. Re:Mouse Smuggling by malarkey · · Score: 1

      I would think it would mean smuggling grey market Canadian OncoMice in to the US would be where it's at. They'd be worth more here.

    11. Re:Mouse Smuggling by WEFUNK · · Score: 2

      Maybe they can released on mass to eat left over genetically modified Canola oil seeds. And unlike your usual introduced species (like mongooses) they will soon self-destruct from cancer.

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    12. Re:Mouse Smuggling by Codifex+Maximus · · Score: 2

      Heh yeah. "The hapless rodent" - I'm still laughing.

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    13. Re:Mouse Smuggling by xinit · · Score: 5, Funny
      I think everyone's missing the point - we won't allow the mouse to be patented in Canada. This means that anyone can create pirate mice and sell them.

      I think we'll be smuggling them into the USA, not the other way around. Throwing in a free Generic Cancer Mouse with each pack of smuggled smokes the scientists import for their cancer studies.

      I'm picturing little wooden-legged mice saying "Arrrr!"...

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    14. Re:Mouse Smuggling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's "en masse."

    15. Re:Mouse Smuggling by Guppy06 · · Score: 4, Funny

      "IANAL, but its seems to me that it's perfectly legal - they will just migrate!"

      This means that, since it facilitates the theft of intellectual property, cheese is now illegal under the DMCA.

    16. Re:Mouse Smuggling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't you mean emmigrate? ;)

    17. Re:Mouse Smuggling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so that's what IANAL means!

    18. Re:Mouse Smuggling by balloonhead · · Score: 3, Insightful
      I would be interested to know: if these mice have been produced, then the likelihood is that they have either been genetically modified, or more likely (and arguablly, also geneticaly modified) selectively bred to produce a sort of "anti-Darwin" mouse. The gene sequence, whether it is a cancer-causing DNA sequence or a lack of cancer-protecting DNA, has been patented.

      If someone in the US breeds mice, and by accident a strain happens to have similar or identical DNA sequences which give it the big C then is this a violation of patent? And what if the genes have never been sequenced, it's just known that they get cancer and are sold for research? If retrospectively we find out that they violate patents, it would see a bit stupid that the mice breeding (under only some human control and with the inbuilt unpredictability of fertilisation and DNA replication) could be illegal.

      Patenting nature just seems very wrong to me. Just because I decode some of nature's best work shouldn't mean that I own it.

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    19. Re:Mouse Smuggling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Drat, we should hand out some 'illegal' cheese & 'illegal' markers (Sharpies can be used to break some crappy CD copy restriction) some day in protest :)

      And put up some 'wanted signs' for the "Illegal Prime Number" for that matter...

    20. Re:Mouse Smuggling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Has anyone ever submitted a patent titled "A method of circumventing patents"? Was it granted? Was it enforcable?

    21. Re:Mouse Smuggling by Penguinoflight · · Score: 2

      Dude, look at your title... Its mouse smuggling. It wouldn't be smuggling if it wasn't anything illegal. Besides, how would any security guard tell the difference between cancer prone mice, and regular lab mice?

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    22. Re:Mouse Smuggling by Peterus7 · · Score: 1
      Mouse smuggling, eh?

      That sounds really really dirty. Thank god it's not hamsters. Then that would be really bad.

      Yet in contemplating their life situation, I feel a tad of a warm fuzzy feeling (assuming it isn't a fever) because I know that A: I'm not bred to have cancer, and B: I can't be patented by those darn canadians OR those darn americans!

    23. Re:Mouse Smuggling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      maybe I'm wierd, but there's just something I find odd about people who post "I ANAL" on public message boards.

    24. Re:Mouse Smuggling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Must just be some hapless American troll if he doesn't know un peut de francais.

    25. Re:Mouse Smuggling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's funnier than the ludicracy of the statement, is that it legally falls under the DMCA's language and is enforcable.

    26. Re:Mouse Smuggling by Mr_Dyqik · · Score: 2

      Shirley a mouse isn't digital? Unless it's from logitech.

    27. Re:Mouse Smuggling by Mr_Dyqik · · Score: 2

      I agree.

      I see it as saying that if I decompile some binary software, I own the software. Or if I read a book, I own the book.

      What probably is patentable (subject to originality) is the method used in changing the genome. Sort of like inventing a decompilation method, or OCR software, and patenting that.

      What is being patented here (and this may be the case) should be the method of introducing cancer susceptibility in mice by using a particular sequencing technique to alter a specific part of the mouse genome.

    28. Re:Mouse Smuggling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cue lemmiwinks song...

  2. Yea. But.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What about Danger Mouse.
    Huh?
    Huh?

  3. Cancer mouse? by Shadowlion · · Score: 2, Funny

    Any relation to Danger Mouse?

    1. Re:Cancer mouse? by tchristney · · Score: 1

      No, but he may Moulder Mouse's father.

    2. Re:Cancer mouse? by feepness · · Score: 1

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  4. Higher lifeform? by FortKnox · · Score: 3, Funny

    the so-called 'Harvard Mouse' that is especially prone to cancer...So there is at least one place where higher life forms cannot be patented

    Prone to Cancer = higher life form? You're views are ass backward, friend.

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    1. Re:Higher lifeform? by Wedge1024 · · Score: 0

      Who said anything about cancer being why they're a higher life form? Just ask the dolphins, they'll tell you.

      [For those who don't understand this post, read The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy]

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    2. Re:Higher lifeform? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree. But if it was a five-assed monkey the story would be different.

    3. Re:Higher lifeform? by Wampus+Aurelius · · Score: 5, Funny

      I think that comment is supposed to mean that custom made germs and bacteria are patentable, whereas higher lifeforms than that are not.

      But wouldn't it be something if humans were patentable? I'd take out patents George W. Bush, Carrot Top, Rush Limbaugh, and all the members of N'Sync and The Backstreet Boys just to prevent anyone from making any more of them.

    4. Re:Higher lifeform? by Dannon · · Score: 5, Funny

      But wouldn't it be something if humans were patentable?

      Next news flash: Cancer Man not patentable. Trademarked, maybe.

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    5. Re:Higher lifeform? by Citizen+of+Earth · · Score: 2

      Next news flash: Cancer Man not patentable. Trademarked, maybe.

      BTW, why did they stop calling him "Cancer Man" and start calling him "Cigarette-Smoking Man"? Was it some Big-Tobacco conspiracy we should know about?

    6. Re:Higher lifeform? by All+Names+Have+Been · · Score: 2, Funny

      Prone to Cancer = higher life form? You're views are ass backward, friend.

      Ahem. That's bass ackward, my friend.

    7. Re:Higher lifeform? by Wampus+Aurelius · · Score: 1

      Perhaps it was a government conspiracy to conceal the link between cancer and cigarettes...

      Or perhaps they reasoned that he didn't actually have cancer, but he did smoke, and that CSM was a more accurate name than Cancer Man...

      The way he ended up in the last episode was the only entertaining part of the X-Files finale.

    8. Re:Higher lifeform? by Malicious · · Score: 1

      Yes, then you'd put them on a spaceship with Rosie O'Donnell, and Tom Arnold, and send them into the Sun right?

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    9. Re:Higher lifeform? by mobets · · Score: 1

      I always thought it was backasswards

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    10. Re:Higher lifeform? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is this to say that if you patent a person, they have to pay you a license fee before they have sex?

      USPTO, here I come!

    11. Re:Higher lifeform? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's also "your."

    12. Re:Higher lifeform? by Negatyfus · · Score: 2, Funny

      No, see? You got it all wrong. These mice only make it seem to us they are especially prone to cancer. We make think we're the ones performing experiments on these clever little rodents, but that's the whole thing. It's all part of their experiment.

      Just ask Douglas Adams. Oh, wait. You can't. He's dead. Damn.

    13. Re:Higher lifeform? by RevAaron · · Score: 2

      A mouse is a higher lifeform. Meaning it's above singled-cell creatures. It's ok that you failed high school biology, but that's no reason to take it out on everyone else. :)

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    14. Re:Higher lifeform? by Mitreya · · Score: 1
      Prone to Cancer = higher life form?

      No, mouse == higher life form. Right there, above the dolphins...

    15. Re:Higher lifeform? by optikSmoke · · Score: 1

      Obviously. You see, they're testing the ways that our various societies deal with genetic manipulations and patents:

      Mouse 1: What are we going to do today?

      Mouse 2: How about we pretend to be cancer-prone GMOs, then sit back and watch the patent problems flood in!

    16. Re:Higher lifeform? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i believe the marlboro man is copyrighted.
      same with that mutant joe camel.

    17. Re:Higher lifeform? by b-baggins · · Score: 0

      And, of course, if you would have gone on to college biology, you would have learned that cellular biology is far more complex than you can possibly imagine, evolution doesn't have a "higher" or "lower" classification, and certain types of people preach evolution, but completely ignore it when dictating how other humans should interact with nature.

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    18. Re:Higher lifeform? by Wishful+Thinker · · Score: 1

      Higher lifeform? It's a friggin' mouse!

    19. Re:Higher lifeform? by EvilAlien · · Score: 2
      Please stand by at your present location, a unit has been dispatched to discuss your terrorist *cough* I mean seditionist *cough* er... your anti-Big-Tobacco thoughts.

      If you question Chris Carter, then the anti-anti-Big-Tobaccanists have already won.

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    20. Re:Higher lifeform? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wouldn't they be prior art?

    21. Re:Higher lifeform? by darxpryte · · Score: 1

      When I first heard "Cancer Man" being referred to as a character from X-Files, I always thought of the episode with the Cancer eating man who was an EMT (ironically, played by Paul Mccrane from ER). He was supposedly made of cancer and ate it to live, hence why I always called him "Cancer Man".

      In light of that episode "Cigarette-Smoking Man" seems a bit less ambiguous.

    22. Re:Higher lifeform? by RevAaron · · Score: 2

      I have gone on to college biology. I like it so much that I'm majoring in it.

      No, a mouse isn't "higher" in the sense that it's better- there is no such thing as an evolutionary ladder. Higher in this sense dictates a level of complexity. Yes, in each and every cell, regardless if it's part of a archea, euglenoid, or mouse, contains a mind boggling complexity of relationships, chemical and otherwise. However, one would be silly to deny that a mouse is on a higher order of complexity than a moss or yeast cell.

      No need to get on your high horse and assume that I associate "higher" with better- perhaps you just read Ishmael by Daniel Quinn and feel the need to preach, I could certainly understand that. But what good does it do to make similarily silly assumptions?

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    23. Re:Higher lifeform? by Bitsy+Boffin · · Score: 2

      IIRC, his part was always CSM, but Mulder (and Scully?) referred to him as "Cancer Man".

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    24. Re:Higher lifeform? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now I feel old.

      Humans are only the third most intelligent creatures on earth.

      2. Dolphins.
      1. Mice.

      Suggest you read Hitchhikers guide to the Galaxy.

  5. Re:I ANAL, too! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you are not a lawyer, YUO==IANAL!

  6. Cool by MacAndrew · · Score: 4, Interesting

    You can wander through the legalisms, but basically I've been uncomfortable with the overlap between the doman of patent law and, well, God (and/or whatever evolutionary variant one subscribes to -- I'm on the science side of the fence, but "God" is a heck of a lot more poetic).

    I wonder if this could cause U.S.-Canadian tensions? The IP people in the states are riding high these days.

    1. Re:Cool by Citizen+of+Earth · · Score: 2

      and, well, God (and/or whatever evolutionary variant one subscribes to -- I'm on the science side of the fence, but "God" is a heck of a lot more poetic)

      But this is what a "God" is: a simplified explanation of things we don't understand -- the lazy man's way of saying "I don't know".

    2. Re:Cool by RabidOverYou · · Score: 1

      > I wonder if this could cause U.S.-Canadian tensions?

      Oh yes, I'm sure this will cause a great hue and cry. Pickets, demonstrations, turmoil. My oh my. What shall we do.

    3. Re:Cool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, the way things are going, if any Canadian uses this ruling in order to "contravene US intellectual property rights" (as I'm sure they'd see it), then the whole bloody country would be declared guilty of violating the DMCA, and hence all Canadians would be labelled 'Terrorists'.

      Of course, as soon as the Americans invade (again), the canucks will burn down the White House (again!), so there's probably not much pushing old 'dubya' to take it too seriously.

    4. Re:Cool by Zordak · · Score: 2
      a simplified explanation of things we don't understand -- the lazy man's way of saying "I don't know"
      I thought that was what science was. Engineering, by the way, is "I don't know, but I bet I can use it anyway."
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    5. Re:Cool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Religion is "I don't know, and I'm going to keep it that way"

      Science is "I don't know, but I'm sure as hell going to do everything in my power to find out with impressive certainty"

      Engineering is "I don't know what this is, but maybe more of it will make me something really cool!"

    6. Re:Cool by nomadic · · Score: 1

      And I'm uncomfortable with the fact that they genetically engineered a living creature to come down with a horrific disease.

    7. Re:Cool by MacAndrew · · Score: 2

      a simplified explanation of things we don't understand -- the lazy man's way of saying "I don't know"

      I thought it was politics? Hmm, maybe this is a common tactic.

    8. Re:Cool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry it was not the "canucks" that burned down the White House, it was British Regulars. Canadian's are too polite to set fire to someone's home, even that of someone they are at war with.

    9. Re:Cool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Blow up the CN Tower!

    10. Re:Cool by Zordak · · Score: 2
      Religion is "I don't know, and I'm going to keep it that way"

      Science is "I don't know, but I'm sure as hell going to do everything in my power to find out with impressive certainty"

      There is such a thing as a religious scientist. The two are not mutually exclusive. Those on both sides who think that they are just have their heads up their posteriors.
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    11. Re:Cool by Zordak · · Score: 2

      I always thought politics was more like, "If you only knew what my opponent has done..."

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    12. Re:Cool by FosterSJC · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I know this is slashdot and we're all a bunch of godless heathens, etc, but come on.

      This is just disrespectful and ignorant. First, God doesn't own intellectual property. There are certainly ethical problems with the IP of any living being, but it is not because God had the idea first. Second, God is NOT the lazy man's anything. He is not the explanation of things we don't understand. Admittedly, it is impossible to wholly (homophonic pun) know or understand God, but he is made known to many through providence. Faith is not laziness, and God and Science are not mutually exclusive.

      Sorry for the diatribe, but it is only hapless clarification.

    13. Re:Cool by Shrubbman · · Score: 1

      British Regulars out of Halifax Nova Scotia, who just wanted in on all the action going on around the interior. So it was still 50+ years before Canada became a country, their decendants still populate military towns across Eastern & Atlantic Canada

    14. Re:Cool by MouseR · · Score: 2

      Pff!

      Cancer Mice are morons too!

    15. Re:Cool by Telastyn · · Score: 4, Funny

      US-Canadian tensions? The US has a vast nuclear arsenal. Canada has a vast number of Quebecoi. Advantage: Canada

    16. Re:Cool by T.+Will+S.+Idea · · Score: 1

      Let me get this straight. These guys create a mouse that is susceptable to cancer by injecting it with a bunch of cancer causing genes and you get all misty eyed and start to wax poetic about God?

      What does God have to do with injecting a mouse full of cancer causing genes?

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    17. Re:Cool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Take it outside, godboy.

    18. Re:Cool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      FosterSJC came out of the closet to say:

      but he is made known to many through providence. Faith is not laziness, and God and Science are not mutually exclusive.

      I put it to you that you are a bufoon. God is a figment of your imagination. Faith may not be lazy but it sure is pointless.

    19. Re:Cool by Barraketh · · Score: 1

      US tensions? The US has got nothing on us!

      "Although we don't have history
      Gold medal winning teams
      heroes or criminals
      world famous volcanoes
      still what we've got's glorious!

      'cause we've got
      rocks and trees
      and trees and rocks
      and rocks and trees
      and trees and rocks
      and rocks and trees
      and trees and rocks
      and rocks and trees
      and trees and rocks
      and.... water!"
      -Arrogant Worms

    20. Re:Cool by thirty-seven · · Score: 4, Interesting
      I wonder if this could cause U.S.-Canadian tensions?

      I think you meant to say more tensions.

      The US puts tarrifs on Canada's softwood lumber and talks about doing the same to its wheat. Sure they signed free trade agreements with Canada, but that doesn't mean they can't violate them whenever its convenient for them. And what can Canada do about this? Nothing, really. Especially since Bush is far more concerned about Mexico than he is with the USA's biggest trading partner, Canada.

      Immediately after 9/11 Canadian firefighters, resue workers, ambulance crews, etc went to Manhatten to help. And Canada sent troops to help in Afghanistan, four of whom were killed because of the criminal negligence of two US pilots (according to the findings of both Canadian and US inquiries). Was any of this reported in the US? Not really, except for an American governor's fund raisers to help out the poor scape-goated American pilots. I wouldn't be complaining about this lack of recognition in the US for this good, neighbourly help provided by Canada, expect for the way that American officials and their media are more than willing to pounce on the smallest (or even non-existant) negative things. For example, after 9/11 a lot was made by top US officials about how lax Canadian security was and how this allowed the terrorists to enter the US via Canada, in spite of the fact that there was no evidence that any of the terrorists in fact entered from Canada. I fear to think what the reaction would be if some terrorists do enter the US via Canada and do complete a horrible attack - the Americans will have their proof of Canada's irresponsibly lax security, even though terrorists are clearly just as able to enter the US directly.

      Also, consider the recent case of a non-elected Canadian government person, just a PR person for the Prime Minister, who in a private conversation with a reporter called President Bush "a moron". This comment got published, and within a few days CNN was talking about it with the caption "Canada: A threat?" on the screen while making much of the remark of a "senior official in the Canadian government".

      I guess my point in all this is that, yes, if the US government doesn't like this patent decision to a sufficent degree, than you can expect to hear a lot in the US media about Canada's 'policy of flagrently disregarding US patent law'. Most likely you just won't hear anything about this in the US media, since most people won't care about this patent law/biology type of news.

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    21. Re:Cool by Zeebs · · Score: 1

      Actually we'd just have to tell them we were going to raise ciggarette taxes because of the US. Boy would you guys be in shit then.

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    22. Re:Cool by MacAndrew · · Score: 2

      What does God have to do with injecting a mouse full of cancer causing genes?

      No, the question is: What is God gonna do about Dexter injecting a mouse full of cancer causing genes?

      I'm not misty-eyed, the whole thing makes me nervous. And it does raise some perfectly good atheist existentialist questions, so there.

    23. Re:Cool by MacAndrew · · Score: 2

      Yes, I meant more tensions.

      Soooo... take the mouse hostage in response? Hmm.

      I do remember the bombing. We do bomb our own guys, too. I do wish the U.S. wouldn't act as though Canada were invisible, or just a big granary. I didn't know the #1 trading-partner thing until a few years ago -- it's just not talked about.

      Top US officials have dropped to ball on the 9/11 investigations. There will be more finger pointing than fingers down here shortly. Canada's not being singled out, anyhow.

      Pres. Bush gets called a lot of things, mostly by his subjects, er, countrymen. Remember the German official calling him a Hitler? After that you'd think moron would just bounce off. Or not. If you just had lots of oil, you'd get plenty of respect, like a bunch of unsavory nations elsewhere in the world the U.S. flirts with, regardless of our President.

      I think Canadians make great neighbors. I never got used to that vinegar-on-french-fries thing, though. ;-)

    24. Re:Cool by WetCat · · Score: 1

      A movie "Canadian Bacon" is right about this...

    25. Re:Cool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Canada better thank its lucky stars we are nice to them. (As should the rest of this ungrateful world). As Americans we lead the world (there really isnt any question there) If we werent such a wise people we would have easily enslaved the world...wait maybe we have (hehehe) The point is, when it comes to world domination you had best be damn glad Americans dont see it as a PRIME issue, cause we would OWNZ YOUR FOREIGN ASSES! Yes its crude, and simplistic, its also TRUE!....as for the Canadians...they know its better to stick close to the giant then be treated like indians!!!!

      hehehe

    26. Re:Cool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Blame Canada?

    27. Re:Cool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Typical stupid American reaction. You wonder why the United States gets treated like crap by the rest of the world? Just look at that statement right there.

      The ONLY reason America gets any respect at all is because it's a nation full of gun-toting halfwits who don't realize that their beloved "right to bear arms" is 200 years old and was intended to defend colonists from British invasion.

      I realize that there ARE Americans with half a brain in their head; it's too bad none of them ever get elected to office.

    28. Re:Cool by JonMartin · · Score: 1
      If you just had lots of oil, you'd get plenty of respect, like a bunch of unsavory nations elsewhere in the world the U.S. flirts with, regardless of our President.

      I think Canadians make great neighbors. I never got used to that vinegar-on-french-fries thing, though.

      Except we do have lots of oil. According to your Department of Energy (search for Canada) we are your biggest source for total oil imports and third biggest for just crude oil imports. There is a nice summary for Canada too. We may even be sitting on more oil than Saudi Arabia if we can ever fully develop Alberta's oil sands.

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    29. Re:Cool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      It was funny when you said in the in 1970s.

      It got boring when you said it in the 1980s.

      It got irritating when you said it in the 1990s.

      Now in the '00s, it about as funny as calling somebody a nigger.

      I'm 40, I live in Canada, and I'm shocked at how attitudes have changed here: When I was a kid, the US was that big odd interesting place next door. These days, kids seem to look at it as the Empire of Darth Vader, with Canada a colony rather than a friend.

      Read that last part again a few times. The USA is losing friends at a rate that scares me. If you're thinking "who gives a fuck about losing another friend", remember the fate of the schoolyard bully when they start thinking that way.

    30. Re:Cool by Nikopol · · Score: 1

      Naaaahhhh..

      "We" aren't going anywhere. "We" will stay where we are, and keep annoying whoever happens to pay attention to us.

      And then we'll hold a refenrendum.

      Or two.

      But not before one of us get to be elected to the federal level, so we can argue with each others on the sematics of the question while brigning the whole administration to a grinding halt (think of a political DDOS).

      I mean, could we possibly do that in USA? I don't think so. American won't even let us keep our Baseball team. I mean, they have those fancy preoccupations about crowds and whatever...

      And our women are more beautiful than Canadian or American ones anyways.

    31. Re:Cool by MacAndrew · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The U.S. get the critical last fourth of its oil from the Middle East, te expensive fourth that drives our policy. The other 3/4, mostly domestic, is taken for granted. We also import from Nigeria and Venezuela, getting caught up in their politics, too. Then there's the rising star of Kazakhstan. It leads to conflicts of interest, to put it mildly.

      The Times published a map a week or two ago showing int'l reserves and annual production by country -- wish I could find it, they did a nice job. Iraq has 1/10 of the reserves, and Saudi Arabia far more -- all easily extracted oil. (Another DOE chart.) Kuwait has about as much as Iraq, or Iran, and so on. Here is some of the data. Canada, like the U.S., doesn't have that long a future at current extraction rates. The USGS also has a detailed int'l map of projected reserves.

      The Middle East, meanwhile, has a staggering amount of oil untapped. It makes me wonder why Iraq's Hussein doesn'y just kick back and get rich, buying the affection of his people. He has the oil. There's something missing, perhaps just his sanity.

      The U.S. needs some long-term planning. One of these days we should just invade an oil-rich country and make a colony or something out of it. It fact, I think such plans are in the works as we speak.

      Obviously I have an opinion or two... none of this means Canada is irrelevant, it's just too peaceful for us to get all worked up about and bomb or something. Disappointed?

    32. Re:Cool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are funny... Europe did colonize the middle east and america installed Saddam... that is simple fact. His purpose is to keep the Iraqi's down as america rapes them for their "cheap" (dollars) oil. The human cost is huge.

      In other news there is more oil in the tar sands in Alberta than one would ever imagine. It is just relatively expensive (Dollars) to produce, still profitable in todays market. And very cheap (human cost) compared to the Middle East. But It is all about dollars and cents with americans.

    33. Re:Cool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It would not have been the first time that the US has tried to invade. Remember the good ol war of 1812? That did not work out too well for you either.

    34. Re:Cool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, if it weren't for oil we (U.S.) wouldn't get out much.

      The U.S. did not install Saddam in the 1968 coup; it just propped him up, sent some "biological samples," that kind of thing....

      OK, there have been the usual allegations of CIA involvement.

    35. Re:Cool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your concerns of unfounded.

      1. We never prosicute the guilty only the innocent. The very fact that lax Canadian security is blamed for the presence of terrorist in the US is basically proof that the entry point for the Terroroist could NOT have been Canada. You need to start worrying when you are NOT blaimed.

      2. In our system, those parties most responsible for the oversight (or lack of security) are given the accolades and the opportunity to exploit the situation.

      Airport security was designed to keep firearms off of our aircraft. This security worked perfectly and no Terrorist succeeded in boarding the aircraft with a firearm.

      Federal Policy was to turn aircraft over to any hijacker who wanted one. The pilots complied with that policy and look what happened. Also look at who got blamaed (airport security, who actuall [believe it or not] successfully accomplished their mission).

      Tom

    36. Re:Cool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The IP people in the states can kiss my sagacious Canadian ass.

    37. Re:Cool by Citizen+of+Earth · · Score: 2

      I didn't know the #1 trading-partner thing until a few years ago -- it's just not talked about.

      Largest trading relationship of any pair of countries in the world. Forget US-Japan and US-Mexico.

      I do wish the U.S. wouldn't act as though Canada were invisible [...] Top US officials have dropped to ball on the 9/11 investigations.

      It was also not reported (hardly?) that there was a memorial ceremony for 9/11 on Parliament Hill in Ottawa (that's in Canada) attended by 100,000 people. All that was in the American news was gatherings of a couple hundred people in Europe.

      Pres. Bush gets called a lot of things, mostly by his subjects

      Has he ever actually had an IQ test?

      If you just had lots of oil, you'd get plenty of respect

      Q: What country is the top foreign supplier of Oil to the United States?
      A: Canada. (1.7-million barrels per day)

      There's lots of oil in Canada: Alberta, Grand Banks, North Sea.

      I never got used to that vinegar-on-french-fries thing, though.

      Ever had vinegar chips?

    38. Re:Cool by MacAndrew · · Score: 2

      It was also not reported (hardly?) that there was a memorial ceremony for 9/11 on Parliament Hill in Ottawa (that's in Canada) attended by 100,000 people. All that was in the American news was gatherings of a couple hundred people in Europe.

      Ottawa? Isn't it in Kansas?

      I have no idea what was in our news. I live in DC and was numb.

      Has he ever actually had an IQ test?

      Not a job requirement. Nor is being elected. The Constitution just says you have to be 35, born in the U.S., and some other trivia.

      Q: What country is the top foreign supplier of Oil to the United States?
      A: Canada. (1.7-million barrels per day)


      OK: correction, if you had oil the U.S. was even faintly worried about losing access to. Also, there are much more readily exploitable (cheap) reserves out there, and unfortunately we've shown a certain willingness to go after them militarily while claiming to be something else. But I lapse cynical.

      Ever had vinegar chips?

      Too salty. My kids love them.

    39. Re:Cool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um, last time I checked, the North Sea was still in Europe. Did you mean the Artic Ocean ?

    40. Re:Cool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is such a thing as a religious scientist. The two are not mutually exclusive. Those on both sides who think that they are just have their heads up their posteriors.

      "Religious scientists" exist because people can, and often do, hold two self-contradictory viewpoints.

      Science is predicated on the assumption that imperical evidence is the only acceptable way to develop a model for truth.

      Religion claims that their religous model of truth must be taken on blind faith.

      This is a inherent conflict, but "religious scientists" can resolve often such a conflict to their own satisfaction, usually by applying science in the worldplace, and religion in their personal life.

      It's pointless to try applying pure reasoning to any religion, since religious belief, by definition, is based upon blind faith rather than pure reason.

      It's also useless to try to change most people's mind about religion -- people only change their mind if they want to, and religions are emotionally charged topics -- many people believe what they want to believe is true. Scientists are no exception -- they're human, too.

      --
      AC

    41. Re:Cool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    42. Re:Cool by fishboy · · Score: 2, Informative

      just for your enlightenment and info:

      as opposed to "quebecoi", québecois is the singular when referring to an individual citizen of québec. they sound the same, the s is silent. kay-beck-wah. everyone together.

      quebecois is also used to refer to the citizens of quebec as a whole, as in "the quebecois have a way with women and poutine."

      québecoise (pronounced kay-beck-woz) is the plural of québecois, in reference to groups of individual québecois.

      the american vernacular for québecois is québecker; québecoise, quebeckers.

      vive le québec libre.

    43. Re:Cool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Faith is not laziness

      Faith is dangerous, if misplaced. History has taught that lesson thousands of times. It often leads people to stop thinking critically, and that can be a terible mistake.

      I know it on a personal level.

      My friend from Africa taught me that -- his people believed their King had descended from Heaven to rule his people in God's name. Years after the king had been deposed ( a tyrant who literally starved his own people to death!), my friend's sister did not dare to speak ill of him, because "it was wrong". In the year 2000, I found the shackles religion had thrown over those innocent people's minds to be reprehensible.

      God and Science are not mutually exclusive.

      Excellent! Please provide imperical evidence, using the scientific method, to suggest beyond a reasonable doubt that your faith is not, in fact, misplaced. I've already highlighted the dangers of blind faith -- I'm curious as to how you claim belief without proof is compatible with belief only with overwhelming emperical evidence. I'm willing to be convinced, but it won't be easy for you.

      Your claim is: "God and Science are not mutually exclusive."

      Please start by defining your terms, and clarifying the starting issues:
      What, exactly, do you mean by "God"? Give concrete, measurable examples of what traits God does and does not possess, so that he could be identified by a field researcher.

      In what ways, in your theory, does he interact with the world?

      How, in theory, can we detect 'His' presence?

      How, in theory, can we isolate 'His' influences upon the world, as distinct from other causes?

      How, in theory, is faith in God experimentally falsifyable?

      Can you provide an exhaustive list of alternative explanations for God's existance and behaviour in the world? How would you, in theory, attempt to disprove each of them?

      Now, if you can provide valid theoretical answers to the above, you'll have begun to approach the topic on a scientific basis. At that point, you'll have my curiousity.

      When you can propose experiments which can actually be done on Earth which might answer the questions I've outlined, you'll have a valid scientific hypothesis for your claims. At this point, you'll have my keen interest.

      When all your experiements produce positive results when performed independantly, accounting for experimental error and other confounding factors, I'll conceed your case, that God and Science are not mutually exclusive. And you'll have my conversion to your faith.

      Until you've put that much work into proving the issue, I will think you're being lazy if you take the issue on blind faith. After all, scientific proof is hard -- blind faith is dead easy. And faith is easily led astray, as human history, and my friend's example proves.
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      AC

    44. Re:Cool by wojie · · Score: 1

      a correction, being canadian and all:

      we do not prosecute guilty people. we prosecute innocent people to convince a jury (or judge) that they are guilty.

      I think we're a little too ungrateful. we have a healthcare system that we tout all over. but we take for granted that our military needs a lift on american ships everywhere they go, and if anything happens, we rely on the us military to help. such as, say, a jet needing to be intercepted over the yukon in the 70s, and us not having a SINGLE fighter in the region to do the job. the money we 'borrow' in this way is spent on our healthcare, and our social programs. we do take a lot, and give very very little. our military is the laughing stock of the world, and we have only our reliance on the americans to thank for it.

    45. Re:Cool by wojie · · Score: 1

      i think it would work quite well this time :)

    46. Re:Cool by wojie · · Score: 1

      i urge everyone to read "Why I Am Agnostic" [http://www.infidels.org/library/historical/robert _ingersoll/why_i_am_agnostic.html], an essay, or book, by Robert Green Ingersoll, from a long time ago. A very good read. Touches on the reasons why faith first appeared.

    47. Re:Cool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But hey, you have to love a military where the soldiers can put in a "two week notice" and quit, justl ike any other job. :D

      heheh. Now THAT is freedom.

    48. Re:Cool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and the letter 3. 3 is for 3l33t

    49. Re:Cool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I suggest people read "CIA targets Fidel". As a British tv guy said "it reads like a roadrunner cartoon".

    50. Re:Cool by Citizen+of+Earth · · Score: 2

      Ottawa? Isn't it in Kansas? [ottawa.edu]

      Ottawa University, not to be confused with the University of Ottawa

    51. Re:Cool by md358 · · Score: 1

      "I never got used to that vinegar-on-french-fries thing, though"

      That's good, because vinegar just eats away at your stomach lining anyways.

    52. Re:Cool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Extracting oil in tar sands (like in Alberta) is the worst thing possible for environment...
      I know Americans (and Albertain) don't care, but other Canadian do.

    53. Re:Cool by MacAndrew · · Score: 1

      Um, right -- but I was joking...

    54. Re:Cool by tomhudson · · Score: 2
      the american vernacular for québecois is québecker; québecoise, quebeckers &lt/quote>

      And here all the time I thought it was "frog", as opposed to the canadian vernacular, "pepsi | pea soup | lpj (lily-pad jumper) | etc" or the french for the english : square-head, bloke, tete carre, etc... :-)

      Stupid filter, takes out my html entities for circumflex and acute chars ... sorry for the lack of accents.

    55. Re:Cool by FosterSJC · · Score: 1

      This is a well thought-out post, unfortunately by an AC. But let me, to the best of my abilities, address your concerns. First, you seem to be looking for a scientific explanation of God, which is not possible. I made this clear in the original post, but I can see how "God and Science are not mutually exclusive" might be misinterpreted. God is defined by St. Anselm in the Proslogion as that which is greater than anything that can be thought. This is problematic, but satisfactory for this note. People with true faith in God recieve this faith through providence, according to St. Thomas. That is, that God Himself makes Himself known to the person through grace, a private spiritual communication. This is not empirically demonstrable, obviously. That is why it is called faith. Those who call it blind faith do not respect or understand the concept of providence. I have not yet been graced by God to understand Him in all His glory. I can only go through the motions - or not - and await providence which may or may not arrive. Science is ostensibly the pursuit of truth through reason, while religion is the pursuit of truth through spirituality. So, you can see that the scientific method approach to God is silly, and futile. But the two realms *can* mutually coexist. I suggest reading C.S. Lewis' Mere Christianty for a primer. In any case, please feel free to email me if you wish to continue this conversation. I will be much more cohesive... and sober.

  7. one word by oliverthered · · Score: 1

    good

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    thank God the internet isn't a human right.
  8. Karmic suicide by binaryDigit · · Score: 4, Funny

    So there is at least one place where higher life forms cannot be patented

    Mainly because there are no higher forms of life there.

    Sorry, had to say it, but I actually love Canada.

    1. Re:Karmic suicide by Idarubicin · · Score: 0, Flamebait
      If you're from the United States, I have two and a half words for you: George Bush Jr.

      If you're from anywhere else, yeah--I saw that one coming. [rueful grin]

      --
      ~Idarubicin
    2. Re:Karmic suicide by Egonis+Similaris · · Score: 1

      Why 'actually'? I think that the move is fundamentally placed in order to protect genetic engineering of sorts. I am all for the research of cancer treatment, but the Supreme Court is basically fighting against patenting genetics and life forms.

    3. Re:Karmic suicide by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you're going to rip on the man, get his name right. It's George Walker Bush. His father's name is George Herbert Walker Bush. No junior required. He answers to "Dubya".

      "There's an old saying in Tennessee -- I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee -- that says, fool me once, shame on - shame on you. Fool me -- you can't get fooled again."
      Pres. G. W. Bush
      Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002

      The video is priceless.

    4. Re:Karmic suicide by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey! I resemble that remark!

    5. Re:Karmic suicide by jd10131 · · Score: 1

      Canadians are all higher life forms, at least in BC.

    6. Re:Karmic suicide by b-baggins · · Score: 0

      Yeah, I put it right up there with Bill Clinton walking into the Oval office, looking at the bust (not the intern's, the statue on the wall) and asking: Who's that? That's George Washington, replied the aide. No, wait. Maybe it was the one where Bill Clinton was in Rome and praised the vision and nobility of Romulus and Remus, the brothers who founded the city. Yeah, that's gotta be it. I think I like that one best. But, then again, it could be the video at the Ron Brown funeral where he's yucking it up, catches the camera out of the corner of his eye, and then, within one and a half strides is wiping a tear from his eye. Priceless.

      --
      You can tell a great deal about the character of a man by observing those who hate him.
    7. Re:Karmic suicide by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Higher than cancerous mice? I may agree with that, may....

    8. Re:Karmic suicide by strAtEdgE · · Score: 1

      Mainly because there are no higher forms of life there.

      No, it's because we were able to produce plenty of examples of prior art, something the united states and others couldn't.

      --
      ----- sXe
    9. Re:Karmic suicide by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      High enough to catch a simple pot pun.

    10. Re:Karmic suicide by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      HELL YA! SAY IT AGAIN BROTHER! HIGH AS I WRITE THIS!

      Lameness filter encountered. Post aborted!
      Reason: Don't use so many caps. It's like YELLING.

    11. Re:Karmic suicide by binaryDigit · · Score: 2

      No, it's because we were able to produce plenty of examples of prior art, something the united states and others couldn't.

      Ah yes, Canada was able to prove that they already had large genetically engineered vermin. You just have to figure out a way of keeping them from wanting to secede ;)

  9. Mouse not patentable, but Canola is? by Slashdolt · · Score: 5, Informative

    Correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe that this is the same country in which the farmer was sued for using seeds from last year's canola crop, rather than buying them (again) from Monsanto.

    1. Re:Mouse not patentable, but Canola is? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Insightful"? He signed a contract saying he would not use the seeds from last year's canola crop. Since when did it become a bad thing to hold people to their word?

      Nigel

    2. Re:Mouse not patentable, but Canola is? by jaeson · · Score: 5, Informative

      Actually he didn't buy anything from Monsanto. His argument was that his rapeseed(canola) crop was cross pollinated by Genetically Modified variants in neighboring fields. Monsanto argued that since they owned the copyright on the GM rapeseed, that the farmer was in violation of their copyright. Amazingly enough Monsanto won the case.

      Monsanto is being counter-sued for contaminating his crop. If there is any justice, they will have to cough up some big $$$ for it.

      I too thought the Canadian justice system wouldn't be as bad as our own, but it goes to show you how fscked up any government can be when idiots are making the decisions (Go USA!!!)

    3. Re:Mouse not patentable, but Canola is? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Rodents and Canola in the same message thread? Isn't this combination outlawed in 49 of the 50 states (everything is legal in Montana)?

    4. Re:Mouse not patentable, but Canola is? by HiThere · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Right. Probably a different court, though.

      The unpleasant thing about the Monsanto case was that there was no evidence that the farmer had done anything wrong. It could have been pollen drifting in from the neighbors fields. (A bit unlikely, but not disproven.) The hypothesis that justified the ruling was that some seed had spilled by the roadside, and that he had planted that. Could be.

      But it was a civil suit, and if Canada is like the US, then civil suits are decided on the perponderance of the evidence. And it was reasonable that he had reason to believe that his grain was the Monsanto variation. What isn't reasonable was that his claim that his own strain had been corrupted by foreign pollen wasn't considered relevant. He hadn't been intending to sell the strain, so it was given a value of nothing, even though he had been selecting it for decades.

      Well, officially it was decided on the basis of (I think) patent law. But I think what really happened was that the judge decided that he swiped some seed, and looked for a reason to find him at fault.

      --

      I think we've pushed this "anyone can grow up to be president" thing too far.
    5. Re:Mouse not patentable, but Canola is? by El+Christador · · Score: 2, Informative

      >The unpleasant thing about the Monsanto case was >that there was no evidence that the farmer had >done anything wrong.

      I don't know that I'd agree with "no evidence". The farmer himself testified that when he suspected there was glyphosate resistant canola growing in part of one of his fields, he then went and sprayed a larger area with glyphosate. He then took the seeds from the plants that survived the spraying and planted his entire next year's crop with them. This established that the presence of the genetically modified canola growing in his fields the next year -- which is the crop that was found to infringe the patent, not the crop from the previous year -- was planted deliberately and with full knowledge of its glyphosate resistant properties. I can't see how one could put any construction on the farmer's behaviour, as he himself described it, other than that he wanted to farm the genetically modified canola but didn't want to pay the licence fees.

    6. Re:Mouse not patentable, but Canola is? by Jucius+Maximus · · Score: 1
      " Correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe that this is the same country in which the farmer was sued for using seeds from last year's canola crop, rather than buying them (again) from Monsanto."

      Like practically every other country, there's lots of stupidity going on in Canada. Being Canadian, I can say this ;-)

    7. Re:Mouse not patentable, but Canola is? by CMRichar · · Score: 1
      I too thought the Canadian justice system wouldn't be as bad as our own, but it goes to show you how fscked up any government can be when idiots are making the decisions (Go USA!!!)

      well, yeah, but isnt that one of the risks we face in a democracy?

      And it isnt necessarily the idiots making the decisions, rather the rich buggers that have bought^H^H^H^H^H^Hbeen elected by the idiot masses....

      --
      "Good night, good work, sleep well, I'll most likely kill you in the morning." - Dread Pirate Roberts
    8. Re:Mouse not patentable, but Canola is? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apples vs Oranges...

      The mouse is a living organism, and the canola is a commodity/product.

      This ruling is good, since if it was patentable then it would set precedence for future cases of genetically engineered lifeforms. The US approves anything, each time letting the noose tighten. It's nice to see that some countries have taken a firm stance on GE creatues.

      There are not as many ethical issues involved with genetically engineered crops.

    9. Re:Mouse not patentable, but Canola is? by innocent_white_lamb · · Score: 1

      I can't see how one could put any construction on the farmer's behaviour, as he himself described it, other than that he wanted to farm the genetically modified canola but didn't want to pay the licence fees.

      How about this:

      Seeds (or whatever) were blown onto his property due to a naturally-occurring process. Wind, what-have-you. The farmer, noticing that this process is happening and is not under his control decides that it will be impossible in a practical sense to remove all of the genetically-engineered "contamination" from his otherwise organic crop, and his only real option will be to make the best of a bad situation and try to use what he now has - a crop at least partially containing genetically modified seeds that he didn't ask for in the first place. The alternative (suing Monsanto for damages) is a bit beyond what the average old-time farmer would be comfortable doing.

      --
      If you're a zombie and you know it, bite your friend!
    10. Re:Mouse not patentable, but Canola is? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem with Canada is that the bulk of their legal system is based on the UK's system, which is seriously fuxored. This is not quite so bad as basing a legal system on a religious text, however, but not for lack of effort.

    11. Re:Mouse not patentable, but Canola is? by CableModemSniper · · Score: 1

      Silly me, I thought plants were living organisms! Ah but what do I know.

      --
      Why not fork?
    12. Re:Mouse not patentable, but Canola is? by El+Christador · · Score: 1

      I don't think so. He didn't just go ahead using his crop with the partial contamination, without doing anything differently. He went and selected out the genetically modified plants, obtaining seeds that were nearly entirely genetically modified. There is absolutely no reason to do this if he is just going to "make the best of a bad situation and try to use what he now has - a crop at least partially containing genetically modified seeds". If you don't want to specifically farm the GM canola, a mixture of regular and GM is just as good as any other. But he didn't go with the mixture. He went with all GM. As well, he testified that the glyphosate resistant plants were only along the roadside, and that the concentration dropped off as one moved away from the roadside. So he could easily have taken his seeds from the other side of the same field, or from another one of his several fields of canola. Of course, even if he couldn't be bothered to do that, he was still fully aware before he planted the 1998 crop (the one that the judgement against him addressed) that the seed he had was glyphosate resistant to a high degree.

    13. Re:Mouse not patentable, but Canola is? by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 4, Insightful

      So you're saying the right course of action would have been for the farmer to cull his OWN CROP of the plants that had been accidentally contaminated, and deliberately choose to only use those seeds that had not come from Monsanto-contaminated pollination? Bull. Keep in mind that the plants that produced the seed were his OWN CROP on his OWN PROPERTY that had been forced to produce the patented seed through no action of his own. So now Monsanto has the right to say any plants that YOU paid for, that YOU cared for, that are on YOUR land that just happen to get cross-pollinated by your neighbor's Monsanto crop are no longer your own plants that you can do with what you will.

      If you agree that that's right, then you are agreeing that it's okay for Monsanto to steal ownership ofa portion of a farmer's crop.

      --

      Don't label something "offtopic" unless you know the topic well enough to tell what's on topic.

    14. Re:Mouse not patentable, but Canola is? by T.+Will+S.+Idea · · Score: 1
      If you read the actual ruling carefully, they adress this:

      (4) Related Legislation: The Plant Breeders' Rights Act

      The interpretation of an ambiguous law may be informed by the substance and the form of subsequent legislation. The Plant Breeders' Rights Act is of significance to the interpretation of the Patent Act and the issue of its applicabiilty to higher life forms. Although Parliament enacted special legislation for the protection of plant breeders, it did not address other higher life forms. Moreover, the passage of the Plant Breeders' Rights Act demonstrates that mechanisms other than the Patent Act may be used to encourage inventors to undertake innovative activity in the field of biotechnology. Many of the issues that arose with respect to intellectual property protection for plant varieties also arise when considering the patentability of other higher life forms. If a special legislative scheme was needed to protect plant varieties, a subset of higher life forms, a similar scheme may also be necessary to deal with the patenting of higher life forms in general. It is beyond the competence of this Court to address in a comprehensive fashion the issues associated with the patentability of higher life forms.

      In other words, plants are covered, animals are not.
      --
      If electricity is produced by electrons is morality produced by morons?
    15. Re:Mouse not patentable, but Canola is? by El+Christador · · Score: 1

      Well, that _is_ the point of patent law, to restrict what a person can do with their own property. For example, I can't make patented drugs just because I own the precursor chemicals. Just because I happen to own transistors, resistors and wires, I can't solder them together in any way I want to. In both these cases all the physical property is purely my own. If you object to the idea of patents in general, fine, of course.

      I can't really see someone as a helpless victim because they successfully get sued for patent infringement when they knowingly and intentionally planted 1030 acres of genetically modified canola with full knowledge of what they were planting. If it was a case of minor and unwitting contamination that would be different. But that's not what happened in this case.

    16. Re:Mouse not patentable, but Canola is? by stygar · · Score: 1

      Rapeseed != Canola, so don't use the names interchangeably. Canola is a derivative of Rapeseed, yes, but it was created through an intensive selective breeding program to have desirable properties that Rapeseed does not. Like humans being able to eat the oil pressed from the seeds (Rapeseed oil is not good for you, whereas Canola oil is one of the healthiest oils around).

      I agree with you about the unjust nature of Monsanto's lawsuit. In order to get the evidence they used in court, Monsanto's agents had to trespass on his field, and also bullied/bribed the company he had paid to clean his seed into giving them another sample. The cops surely never would have been able to do this sort of thing without warrants and then use the evidence in court, so why should a private company be able to bend/break laws and then benefit from these actions in court?

    17. Re:Mouse not patentable, but Canola is? by pizzaman100 · · Score: 1
      Another problem:

      Monsanto's genetically modified "Round-Up resistant" seed is dominant.


      If their canola seed cross pollinates with non modified seed, the new seed will contain the genetically modified traits.


      This causes obvious problems:
      1)Seed Banks and Organic farmers get their seed contaminated (and apparently must license with Monsanto as a result).
      2)The canola will eventually cross-pollinate with weed grain. It will make Round-Up usless as a result.

    18. Re:Mouse not patentable, but Canola is? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He is sueing Monsanto. He is a organic farmer and the Monsato Genome infected his crop. Monstanto is now attempting to dump that division.

    19. Re:Mouse not patentable, but Canola is? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No matter how fscked up it is, it's the best system in the world (USA). How about other countries where they don't go to court, they go to war. Nobody said civilized society was the right way, just a better way.

      I don't think you should be able to patent lifeforms, drugs, or anything that solves the problems of society/humanity. It supresses research and is harmful to the masses. I doubt the innovators wanted the patent, but they gave into the money that the business people offered them to sign the .ed line.

    20. Re:Mouse not patentable, but Canola is? by plasm4 · · Score: 0

      >How about other countries where they don't go to court, they go to war.
      do you mean USA as in United States of America?

    21. Re:Mouse not patentable, but Canola is? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually the patent for drugs USED to be on the process for making the drug, not the actual drug itself.
      The pharmaceuticals got the law changed so the patent is now on the drug itself. Thereby slowing scientific progress that would benefit humans but allowing a cornering of a market for guranteed profits...
      As for the case...he has around 1400 acres and if 1030 of them are 95-98 per cent tolerant to Roundup herbicide it does look a bit shifty. Even acounting for untarped trucks hauling product, wind,rain, animals.... But I am not a flora specialist.
      Monsanto is a company that should die in any case....

    22. Re:Mouse not patentable, but Canola is? by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 2

      No. If someone ELSE does something that changes MY property in ways I didn't ask for, I am in no way responsible to change how I use that property because of what someone ELSE did to it.

      If I stuff $5 in your pocket and run away, you are NOT stealing if you go and make use of that $5.

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    23. Re:Mouse not patentable, but Canola is? by innocent_white_lamb · · Score: 1

      he was still fully aware before he planted the 1998 crop (the one that the judgement against him addressed) that the seed he had was glyphosate resistant to a high degree.

      So? If you deliver newspapers and leave one at my door every day even though I don't subscribe to the paper, am I not entitled to read it? And would I not be within my rights to tell you to go fly a kite if you came to me three weeks later on and said, "Hey, you have been reading the newspapers that I leave in your doorway - pay up!"

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  10. ok then by miketang16 · · Score: 1

    uh.. is anyone else slightly confused by this story? they want to patent a cancerous mouse?

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    1. Re:ok then by ronfar · · Score: 1

      It's not the story that's confusing. It's reality

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    2. Re:ok then by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't see any reason for confusion. A mouse that develops cancer more readily than others, and it's genome is close to humans means that researchers will have a near limitless amout of subjects in various stages of the disease to study and test.

      Does that clear it up?

    3. Re:ok then by broken_bones · · Score: 1

      I would imagine that having a mouse that is particularly prone to cancer could be a boon to researchers. This would allow you to conduct a trial and be reasonably assured that a large portion of your experimental population will actually come down with the disease you're trying to study. By using more susceptible test subjects it probably makes the statistics a little easier since a small change (ie exposure to carcinogen X) would likely have a larger effect than would be observed with a "normal" experimental population.

      In a way I guess it's kind of like using a honey pot. You put out a system that you know will be broken so that you can see how it is broken and hopefully how to fix it.

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    4. Re:ok then by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you can sell these things as rat bait!

      release a few into an infested area, watch them spread cancer throughout, all mice die of cancer within a few generations.

      i'm sure there's a n) Profit! here somewhere.

  11. The mouse isn't patented... by puppetman · · Score: 3, Informative

    but the biochemical method for manipulating the genese of the mouse to create the Harvard mouse is.

    1. Re:The mouse isn't patented... by AndyMan! · · Score: 5, Informative

      but the biochemical method for manipulating the genese of the mouse to create the Harvard mouse is.

      Actually, the mouse is. Specifically, the patent covers the offspring of the mice as well. Indeed, it ALSO covers the offspring of other animals that were bred with the mice.

      Read the article.

      _Am

    2. Re:The mouse isn't patented... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WHAT?!? they've patented sex? At least that should affect most the the slashdot population.

    3. Re:The mouse isn't patented... by dissy · · Score: 2

      New purpose in life.

      1) Create and patent gene.
      2) Introduce gene into DNA of patent lawyers world-wide for the next 60 years.
      3) ???
      4) Profit!

    4. Re:The mouse isn't patented... by tchristney · · Score: 1

      Actually, there are two patents. The one to which you refer has already been granted in Canada. The second patent on the lifeform itself has been deemed invalid in Canada.

      Interestingly, the Supreme Court of Canada treated this case as a question of interpretation of the existing patent laws. They stated that if the Government wants a different interpretation then the legislation will have to be changed. There was no consideration of the ethical or moral principles, AFAIK.

    5. Re:The mouse isn't patented... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1) Create and patent gene.
      2) Introduce gene into DNA of patent lawyers world-wide for the next 60 years.


      Unfortunately, by that time, your patent will have expired, unless you come up with a new "time-release" version of the gene by packing it in some cheap filler material.

    6. Re:The mouse isn't patented... by Fratz · · Score: 1

      Can I patent myself? Then I can charge my kids licensing fees as derivative works.

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    7. Re:The mouse isn't patented... by orthogonal · · Score: 2

      WHAT?!? they've patented sex? At least that should affect most the the slashdot population.

      g/should/should NOT/

  12. No Direct Consequences by sleeperservice · · Score: 4, Informative

    Patent law tends to be highly compartmentalized between nation-states and as such the Canadian ruling will probably have little direct effect on the patents held in other countries.

    The most it may do would be to keep alive the debate over whether higher life forms can actually be patented. And then, of course, there's the possibility of companies moving research in this area to Canada to avoid licensing costs.

    All of that said, I feel sorry for the mouse. :(

  13. Re:countless IANAL's by elcairo · · Score: 1

    Ohh a "not-first-post" that say the same thing of a first post (in the first post!)
    Where is the in soviet russia opinion?

  14. So, if these mice breed... by seldolivaw · · Score: 4, Funny

    Do they have to pay a royalty?

    "Congratulations, it's a boy! That'll be $1.50."

    1. Re:So, if these mice breed... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wouldn't the royalty be exactly "Tree-fitty"?

    2. Re:So, if these mice breed... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you would have to move the decimal a few places to the right. I don't think they would let you play with there mouse for a buck and a half.

    3. Re:So, if these mice breed... by innocent_white_lamb · · Score: 1

      Do they have to pay a royalty?
      "Congratulations, it's a boy! That'll be $1.50."


      In the USA they do indeed have to pay a royalty if the mice breed. There's really nothing "funny" about it, contrary to the moderator's viewpoint.

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  15. Oh boy! by RandyF · · Score: 5, Funny

    Does this mean we can all move to Canada and have a bunch of sickly mouse pets to play with? Oh what joy. ;>

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    1. Re:Oh boy! by G-funk · · Score: 2

      OncoMouse: "Hooray! I can't be patented! My existence is safe! Well except for the cancers... Come along penfold, let's go back to the lab"

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  16. I don't understand why they're worried by rgm3 · · Score: 1

    Why try and patent the organism anyway?
    I'm sure the scientific process used is patented, and that should be enough to protect them.

    1. Re:I don't understand why they're worried by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      1. To make money.

      2. To make sure no competing organization does.

    2. Re:I don't understand why they're worried by phageman · · Score: 1

      Because then not only are the mice themselves patented, but also any of their offspring (which happen to be created by a very non-scientific process). Besides, the idea is not protection per se, but revenue generation for Harvard.

    3. Re:I don't understand why they're worried by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Someone patented the orgasm?? Ut oh.

  17. Rah Rah! by Cap'n+Canuck · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I am not a lawyer, (nor do I play one on TV), but I am a Canadian. Perhaps our attitude towards such things as health care may explain this mouse ruling. Americans tend to mock our system as left-wing and socialist, but given a choice between being sick (or being a patentable mouse) in Canada or the U.S., my choice is clear.

    Warning: The contents of this post are non-flamable.

    1. Re:Rah Rah! by Penguinoflight · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      No actually we dont like Canada because its so... Cold. And hey, maybe thats why you've got so many socialists... everyone is too busy freezing to notice that the Communists are taking over.

      Ignore it... I'm from Florida, and I'm just tired of everyone pointing their fingers at us for being dumb. Remember, it was the left-wing seniors that voted wrong, not me.

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    2. Re:Rah Rah! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I were sick, I would definately choose to be sick in the U.S. I've lived in Canada and have used their health care system. It may be cheap (ignoring the fact that taxes pay for it), but you get what you pay for.

      Loved my stay up north other than that, of course.

    3. Re:Rah Rah! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not to mention the fact that the entire Canadian population is lined up along the border waiting for us to let our guard down and storm into the country.

      "Like maple syrup, Canada's evil oozes"

    4. Re:Rah Rah! by Shrubbman · · Score: 1

      Hey! We haven't had an out and out Communist member of Parliament in decades!

    5. Re:Rah Rah! by b-baggins · · Score: 0

      No need to, anymore. Liberal socialists are doing all their work for them. FYI, since 1988, the Communist Party USA has stopped fielding candidates. They now instruct their members to vote Democrat.

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    6. Re:Rah Rah! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, that explains all the great medical research to come out of Canada.

    7. Re:Rah Rah! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Listen brainiac, Canadians are not forbidden to seek US health care if they want to.

      If they want to.

      So just what exactly does one lose by living in Canada hmmmm?

  18. Re:In Soviet Russia by falzer · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    In Soviet Russia, Yakov Smirnoff patents COMEDY!

  19. Scary by TyrranzzX · · Score: 1

    All we need to do now is clone something and pantent it...

    I can just imagine in a few years that purple-skinned people will be used for slavery, and sold under a pantented process. All you need to do is make a slight alteration to a life form in order to pantent it...such as adding a few miscolored hairs on a gorilla.

    Then you've got to consider a large company selling them attempting to expand their pantent to ordinary people. "But your honor, it's just the skin thats a difference".

    At least canadians have enough of a brain to figure out the difference between a lifeform and an electric circut.

  20. Good for Canada by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Non-feudalistic places tend to stand out during times like this.

    In societies where lifeforms are property, the people are treated as property as well. How else could such an absurd concept be looked upon as legitimate? How can they force you to give a blood sample at a police roadblock? Because they own you. You can't say no because you are no longer free.

  21. They'll never make money with these names by L.+VeGas · · Score: 2

    Onco Mouse, Cancer Mouse, and Harvard Mouse...

    I don't think Disney has a thing to worry about.

    1. Re:They'll never make money with these names by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think Disney has a thing to worry about.

      Somehow, I don't think Harvard does either.

      e.g: Disney's currently sitting on about $2 billion in cash. Harvard's got an over $17 billion endowment, and they don't have to pay taxes.

    2. Re:They'll never make money with these names by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But what about Benji Mouse and Frankie Mouse?

  22. Prior Art by immanis · · Score: 1

    I think any patent claims on any organism would likely fall to a prior art claim from $DEITY

    But that could be an interesting problem. Considering most laywers work for $EVILDEITY

    1. Re:Prior Art by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, but how do you defend it? Your imaginary friend might be different from someone else's imaginary friend. Which imaginary friend created mice first?

      Or there's my views on existance, that it is open for any sentient creature to explore. If we take that route, then, gosh darnit, mice ought to be open source. ;)

  23. At last... by DoctorPhish · · Score: 1

    I've been disgusted with the North American treatment of life as something to be bought and sold (and patented) ever since I read about how many genetic patents GE was awarded, back in the 80s. There seems to be something fundamentaly wrong with tinkering with a natural process, and then claiming some sort of ownership over it, regardless of how much reseach may have gone into it. We narrowly avoided such disaster with the human genome (although I think it may have proved unpatentable in any case...). Hopefully we can move beyond a world of farmers bankrupted by GM seed floating over their property, and other dubious forms of "ownership", which if garnered through more traditional breeding methods would be completely unpatentable.. I think this is as good a time as any to put on the brakes, take a look at where we've gone, and decide what has to be cleaned up. Hopefully this becomes an issue outside of Canada.

  24. Time to add Canada to the Axis of Evil! by rthille · · Score: 2


    I'm sure the IP happy 4 letter Orgs are talking with Bush right now. Watch for an invasion force to start massing on the US northern border with the intent of bringing these terrorists to justice!

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    1. Re:Time to add Canada to the Axis of Evil! by Durrik · · Score: 1

      That's not as far off base as you'd think. Crientien (or how ever you spell his name) signed an agreement with Bush about mutual protection or whatver between US and Canada.

      Basically it states that the US can invade Canada if there is an emergency. The agreement leaves out who declares the emergency (Bust probably), or what the emergency is (Canada is selling energy for a profit, probably), (Or there's a pirate in Inovac, and the only way to get there is to go through the rest of Canada).

      As a Canadian, this just sickens me. But then again since when did anyone listen to the voters.

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  25. In Soviet Russia by Phosphor3k · · Score: 0, Redundant

    The Cancer Mouse Patents Canada!

  26. No by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Being unpatentable doesnt make them contraband. It means that you grow a cancer mouse without fear of a law suit and you dont have to pay royalties on it.

  27. Re:In Soviet Russia by Em+Emalb · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Could someone please make this stop? It once was funny. Once. Now it's similiar to the:

    All your base stuff
    Natalie Portman and some warmed southern breakfast cereal
    Imagine a Beowulf cluster of anything
    lists like the one I just made
    corrections to lists like the one I just made.

    Take it in good humor, Yakov. Heh

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  28. How can life be patentable? by Blindman · · Score: 2

    If someone has successfully patented a living organism, then the whole patent system needs to be revisited. If living organims are patentable, then every new breed of dog or cat sould be patentable, and clearly they haven't been. Why am I not patented?

    I understand that some researchers spent a lot of time in creating that mouse, whether through selective breeding, gene therapy or whatever. However, what we have now is a self-replicating organism. The patent process was never intended nor should it ever be used to prevent organisms from self-replicating.

    I don't know what the right solution is to encourage future developments in this field, but to say that anyone or anything owns the genetic code of an organism goes into dangerous terrority. It isn't like they created the genes, they just studied them and noted an interesting characteristic.

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    1. Re:How can life be patentable? by innocent_white_lamb · · Score: 1

      If someone has successfully patented a living organism, then the whole patent system needs to be revisited.

      Sadly, patenting of living organisms is very old news. It's been done over and over in respect of certain crops. Yes indeed, folks, the very food that we eat is subject to patent and royalties.

      To see a fine example of one farmer who has been and is currently being stomped by a large multinational (Monsanto) over this issue, go here

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    2. Re:How can life be patentable? by phageman · · Score: 1

      Actually, they did create the genes. Remember people, THIS IS NOT A NATURALLY OCCURRING ORGANISM!

  29. The truth.com by Mothra+the+III · · Score: 2, Funny

    Does this mean anyone in Canada will be able to make those stupid smoking mouse commercials?

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    1. Re:The truth.com by outsider007 · · Score: 2

      Does this mean anyone in Canada will be able to make those stupid smoking mouse commercials?

      What?! as if cigarettes weren't bad enough now canada has to worry about kids smoking mice?!

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  30. More Travel Documents by zanderredux · · Score: 1

    Next time I go to the US, I will make sure my US visa is OK and I'll get a lawyer to patent myself, so I can travel safely, without the fear of an evil corporation having me patented.

    1. Re:More Travel Documents by MImeKillEr · · Score: 1

      I've already done this. I've patented my genetic code, my picture, my name, my telephone number, my address, my license number, my social security number, my initials, etc.

      So, anyone using the numbers 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, or 0 (or any possible combination thereof including hex form); the letters A, B, C, E, F, H, I, L, M, N, T, S, or O (both caps and lowercase or in hex form); the names Michael or Mike as well as Colin; anyone taking my picture; recording my social security number or my driver's license; anyone calling my home or sending me mail is in violation of the DMCA and will be sued.

      Save yourselves some trouble and just pay me an annually-recurring licensing fee of $1 for use of those keys on your keyboard, your telephone, etc or there's going to be hell to pay.

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    2. Re:More Travel Documents by MImeKillEr · · Score: 1

      I forgot: The letter "K"

      This is what happens when you try to take your names and list the letters alphabetically, while not having any caffine in your system.

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  31. Manufacture? by BWJones · · Score: 2

    From the decision text: The word "manufacture" ("fabrication"), in the context of the Act, is commonly understood to denote a non-living mechanistic product or process, not a higher life form.

    This interpretation potentially disallows all patents on future gene therapies, potentially genetically modified crops, and even down to the level of bacterial engineering for anything from drug production to oil eating bacteria to scavenge oil spills. My guess is that this myopic interpretation is going to cause lots of legal problems for many companies big and small and will eventually get reversed when they can get either a lawyer or an consultant to properly brief the court on why "manufacture" can apply to bioengineering and genetics.

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    1. Re:Manufacture? by ChrisN79 · · Score: 1

      This interpretation potentially disallows all patents on future gene therapies, potentially genetically modified crops, and even down to the level of bacterial engineering for anything from drug production to oil eating bacteria to scavenge oil spills.

      That is not entirely true. They said "higher life form." So I don't think we need to worry about oil-eating bacteria, or even the broccoflower for that matter.

  32. Software by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A person works between 3 and 5 years to create a model for certain cancers. They then wish to protect their intelectual property by obtaining a patent. If this were a piece of computer hardware or software, you would probably not object, but it isn't so you do object. When are people going to figure out that mice are reagents in experiments that will save countless lives and not cute furry creatures.

    1. Re:Software by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...and according to Richard Gere, they feel good in yer butt too!

    2. Re:Software by LPetrazickis · · Score: 1

      If this were a piece of computer hardware or software, you would probably not object, but it isn't so you do object.

      Actually, I object to all patents.

      When are people going to figure out that mice are reagents in experiments that will save countless lives and not cute furry creatures.

      They are both.

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  33. Canola oil seed different from a mouse by dgerman · · Score: 5, Informative

    From the ruling:

    "Although Parliament enacted special legislation for the protection of plant breeders, it did not address other higher life forms. Moreover, the passage of the Plant Breeders' Rights Act demonstrates that mechanisms other than the Patent Act may be used to encourage inventors to undertake innovative activity in the field of biotechnology.[...] If a special legislative scheme was needed to protect plant varieties, a subset of higher life forms, a similar scheme may also be necessary to deal with the patenting of higher life forms in general. It is beyond the competence of this Court to address in a comprehensive fashion the issues associated with the patentability of higher life forms."

    In other words, patents related to plants have their own set of laws. They were not meant to include animals and the Supreme Cort does not want to take the responsibility of something that Parliament should do.

    At least, that is my interpretation :)

    1. Re:Canola oil seed different from a mouse by Bishop · · Score: 2

      They were not meant to include animals and the Supreme Cort does not want to take the responsibility of something that Parliament should do.

      The courts have been rather good about this lately. There have been a few unpopular rulelings where the underlaying message was: "This court is not about to create a new law. It is not our job." The current judges seem to be particularly good at reading and understanding the Charter of Rights and Freedoms. A skill I wish some of our politicians would learn. (I would settle for them at least reading the Charter.)

  34. Dental Plan by Yakov+Smirnoff · · Score: 0, Funny

    Cancer Mouse needs braces!

  35. Re:In Soviet Russia by Mothra+the+III · · Score: 0, Troll

    You forgot: 1 Cancer mice 2 ???? 3 Profit!!

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  36. Well... by IIRCAFAIKIANAL · · Score: 2
    I'm sure countless IANAL's will be willing to offer opinions.


    No comment.
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  37. That's completely different by bay43270 · · Score: 2

    Correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe that this is the same country in which the farmer was sued for using seeds from last year's canola crop, rather than buying them (again) from Monsanto.

    These are two entirely different things... Harvard doesn't have near as much money as Monsanto!
    1. Re:That's completely different by benwb · · Score: 2

      Actually harvard probably has a significant amount more money than monsanto does. Harvard's endowment is around $18 billion- I don't know how much cash monsanto has on hand but I know it's not anywhere close to that.

    2. Re:That's completely different by bay43270 · · Score: 2

      I had no idea. I looked it up and Monsanto makes about 4.5 billion in sales per year. Harvard probably don't have a hard time finding good lawyers either.

  38. Good move! by kawika · · Score: 1

    "This Court does not possess the institutional competence to deal with issues of this complexity..."

    Finally, a team that has the sense to punt on fourth down, even though the guys paying the money want to go for it.

    Actually, I think that's a third down punt in Canadian football.

  39. Patenting similar animals? A little sticky. by dagg · · Score: 2
    The issue is sticky, because the researchers also pushed to patent the offspring of the mouse, which carry similar genes, as well as other mammals exhibiting similar traits.

    The issue was sticky enough. Then they had to push it further by trying to patent other animals with similar traits? No wonder it was denied (at least in Canada). As a result, a media-storm ensued, and I'm sure that helped to influence the courts.

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  40. Consistency by uberbrownout · · Score: 1

    You can't patent Cancer Mouse, but Danger Mouse is copyrighted? It sounds like some kind of discrimination to me.

  41. Worse than that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Some farmer who had natural grain but monsanto
    seeds blew on his plot from next door, was sued.

  42. In Soviet Russia by IIRCAFAIKIANAL · · Score: 1, Redundant

    The shark has jumped the soviet russia jokes!

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  43. In Soviet Russia, dead horse beats you! by Thud457 · · Score: 1

    As any twelve-year-old (or slashdot troll, but I repeat myself) can tell you, if something's funny once, it's 100x funnier the 100th time you hear it. This is a scientifically proven axiom of comedy.

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  44. Patenting a mouse?! by colaco · · Score: 1
    Well, with this ruke any enterprise on Canada can reproduce and sell this mouse. It could be good to the research because there is no need to pay heavy licensing to the monopoly of the mouse.

    But one question remains. How could a living being could patented. The genetic code maybe, but the animal per se?!

    1. Re:Patenting a mouse?! by jonr · · Score: 2

      Labmices are thought of as commodoty (sp) in the bioindustry world. There are companies that breed mices for research.
      However, *I* see no arguments of patending a mice over than, say, Galloway cow. Anybody can get sperm/egg/calves and start their own breeding program, why should little white mice be any different?
      J.

    2. Re:Patenting a mouse?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      However, *I* see no arguments of patending a mice over than, say, Galloway cow. Anybody can get sperm/egg/calves and start their own breeding program, why should little white mice be any different?

      It's simple, under patent law. The cow breeding has patent-defeating prior art and the recombinant Harvard mouse did not.

  45. IP treaty law by watchful.babbler · · Score: 4, Informative
    The main focus of most international patent treaties is the normalization of laws between nations. In this case, NAFTA Article 1709 (3) is probably controlling vis a vis the United States:
    A Party may exclude from patentability inventions if preventing in its territory the commercial exploitation of the inventions is necessary to protect ordre public or morality * * * provided that the exclusion is not based solely on the ground that the Party prohibits commercial exploitation in its territory of the subject matter of the patent.
    NAFTA (and WTO/TRIPS) explicitly include only microorganisms and plants in their patentability requirements, so technically Canada is free to deny patent coverage to the oncomouse. However, if I were corporate (or industry) counsel, I'd bring suit in the NAFTA tribunal on the grounds that Canada is violating 1709(3) by effectively prohibiting the exploitation of biotechnology by ruling that bio-engineered animals don't qualify for invention protection. It's a questionable argument at best, but cases have been won at the tribunals with far less.

    This will become an issue as biotech organisms start appearing en masse (whenever that might be). Right now, there's no real incentive to produce, in Canada, nonpatented oncomice, simply because most of the countries to which you'd export (e.g., the U.S., Japan) would allow infringement suits. As the suite of gengineered organisms expands, however, expect a great deal of political and legal pressure for Canada to fall in line with the other states.

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    1. Re:IP treaty law by ArcSecond · · Score: 2
      expect a great deal of political and legal pressure for Canada to fall in line with the other states.

      Is it just me, or does that sound like "fall into like with the other (United) states" as opposed to "the other (International) states"? I'm a paranoid Canadian, I know. But I get sick of my country being joked about as "the 51st state". Maybe I'm just being too sensitive, eh?

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    2. Re:IP treaty law by Artagel · · Score: 2

      There is an incentive to relocate million-mouse research programs to Canada, however. A technically advanced country where you can get good workers and not have to pay the developer.

    3. Re:IP treaty law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Canadian patent office will give a patent for the process of making these onco-mouse... just the mouse itself is not patentable.

      That means they are not prohibiting the exploitation of biotech.

      And about the normalization of laws between nations, I think the USA are the worst of all (only one to keep the first to invent system instead of first to file, only one to grant patent for medical treatment, shitty PCT report,...)

  46. IANAL, but not with mice by disc-chord · · Score: 2

    I anal, but not with mice... gerbils are favorite, wtf is Timothy thinking?

    Takes all kinds I guess.

    1. Re:IANAL, but not with mice by malarkey · · Score: 1

      Mr. Slave!!!!

      Please leave Lemmiwinks alone.

      Love,
      Butters

  47. Can I patent StupidPeople... by daemonc · · Score: 5, Funny

    and keep them from reproducing without my permission?

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    1. Re:Can I patent StupidPeople... by b-baggins · · Score: 0

      I wouldn't worry about it. Most slashdot posters couldn't get a date to save their lives, let alone reproduce. They'll be extinct in a generation.

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  48. Arguments against policy change? by bwallace · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This ruling effectively throws the issue back into the laps of the politicians, who will undoubtedly be lobbied strongly by industry. Canadians who agree with this ruling need to lobby back. I recall the existance of a number of areas where medical progress has been held back in the US due to patents on higher life forms, but do not recall the details. Can anybody pass on pointers to these cases, so they can be used as arguments against a policy change by our elected officials?

  49. Cancer != Carpal Tunnel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Aw, crap!

    Then I read the article ...

    Thank God, for a minute, I thought using my mouse gave me cancer.

  50. well OT by oliverthered · · Score: 1

    good point, how's Montana doing these days?

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  51. Re:In Soviet Russia by Yakov+Smirnoff · · Score: 1

    In Soviet Russia, the shark jumps you!!!

  52. Patent infringement... by BSOD+from+above · · Score: 2, Funny

    if they patented mouse cancer, could they sue for infringement.

    I wonder if I can patent greed.

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  53. All your cancer mice... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    are belong to us, Eh?

    Sincerely,
    Canada

  54. Wasn't he on the X-Files? by wwwssabbsdotcom · · Score: 1

    The Cigarette-Smoking Mouse?

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  55. Re:In Soviet Russia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    It's unfortunate, but apparently repetitive and tired jokes are an accepted part of our culture. A recent study in Brown's Medical Journal found that the average laugh track sitcom rates higher on the comedy index than more cerebral sitcoms. Consequently, those of us that are tired of the same 'joke' being repeated ad nauseam will continue to be offered no quarter in the mainstream both on the television and on the Internet in the future.

    Remember, the average IQ is 100.

  56. Re:countless IANAL's by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    in soviet russia, the opinion has you...

  57. a mouse without a patent by squarefish · · Score: 5, Funny

    Walt Disney must be spinning in his grave!

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  58. Other things Canada can't patent by teamhasnoi · · Score: 2
    A car that breaks down every day.
    Software that is full of bugs.
    Moldy Cheese
    Broken Dishes
    Pen with no ink
    Pre-Coastered CD-R's
    Computers made by Packard Bell
    Paypal
    IBM Deskstar HDs
    Burnt out light bulbs
    Candy Wrappers
    Vanilla Ice
    Bottled Sewer Water
    Slashdot Spellchecker.

    Thanks, I *am* available as a consultant.

  59. Some Legal Implications by praksys · · Score: 5, Interesting

    One of the key features of existing international treaties over intellectual property is the idea of "national treatment". Roughly speaking the idea is that nations have to treat non-nationals the same as nationals. For example, if Candian law grants Candian authors a copyright in their works for life + 50 years, then Candian law should grant the same sort of copyright, for the same term, to non-Candian authors. So national treatment is a pretty weak requirement - it allows nations to have any sort of intellectual property law they like, so long as that law does not discriminate between nationals and non-nationals.

    As far as the national treatement requirement goes, the only constraint on Candian law in this case is that, if Canadian courts reject such patent claims made by US citizens/corportations, then they must reject similar claims made by Canadian citizens/corportations.

    In addition to the national treatment requirement, treaties have also tried to establish certain standards concerning the nature and terms of intellectual property rights, but these IP standards do not get down to the details of what can or cannot be patented. In general these IP standards have been designed to avoid all the really difficult questions about intellectual property, and they tend to be weakly enforced in any case.

    So, as far as these additional IP standards go, it is highly unlikely that this Candian court ruling will conflict with any of them.

    However, the fact that Canadian courts have now taken up a position against this sort of patent makes it less likely that this sort of patent will ever make it into the IP standards established by *future* international treaties.

    1. Re:Some Legal Implications by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 5, Funny

      Congratulations!

      You spelled "Canadian" correctly only 3 out of 9 times! You're now qualified to work as a Slashdot editor!

    2. Re:Some Legal Implications by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      -- However, the fact that Canadian courts have now taken up a position against this sort of patent makes it less likely that this sort of patent will ever make it into the IP standards established by *future* international treaties. --

      While I'm not versed in Canadian patent law (that's what Canadian patent agents are for), I tend to disagree with this statement. The only position the Canadian Court took was to take no position at all, and defer the discussion to the Parliament (where it rightly should be). International patent treaties, as you noted, do not hit on the specifics of patentable inventions; That determination is up to the States signing the treaty, and it will likely remain that way for the forseeable future. If Canada prefers to sit in the back seat, they are welcome to it.

    3. Re:Some Legal Implications by freshwat · · Score: 1

      Actually "Candian Law" refers to John Candy, one of Canada's most famous jurisprudence specialists.

    4. Re:Some Legal Implications by freshwat · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Roughly speaking the idea is that nations have to treat non-nationals the same as nationals. Unfortunately, the NAFTA free trade agreement takes most of that away. Now a American company can sue the Canadian government for loss of profits even if the law applies to both Canadian nationals and foreigns. (and vica-versa I presume) There are some examples in environmental law. For example a manganese based gasoline additive was outlawed, and the American company that was the primary supplier for Canada sued under NAFTA and won compensation. I believe the additive was also illegal in the U.S.

    5. Re:Some Legal Implications by Cruciform · · Score: 2

      Mod this man +informative! ;)

    6. Re:Some Legal Implications by praksys · · Score: 1

      You are right about the position that the court took. The court claimed that current Canadian law does not support this type of patent (because it doesn't qualify as an invention) which effectively puts the ball back in parliament's court (they can change the law if they want to).

      However, it is worth noting that it was the Cannadian government (or at least the Commissioner of Patents) that rejected the patent in the first place, and it is also worth noting that the current (left wing) Canadan government is unlikely to pass legislation that would support such patents. Given these two factors it looks like this court decision is going to determine Cnada's position on the matter for some time to come.

      I think that does make it less likely that patents of this sort will get the sort of widespread support required for inclusion in an international treaty.

    7. Re:Some Legal Implications by praksys · · Score: 1

      I don't know much about NAFTA but if I remember rightly the kind of problem you are talking about is the result of a clause that requires compensation for government "takings" (costs that result when legislation limits the ability of a property owner to profit from his or her property).

      This kind of problem could not be an issue in the case we are talking about because the question being dealt with is the question of whether there is any property in the first place. No patent means no property means no possibility of takings.

  60. Re:In Soviet Russia by Kong+the+Medium · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    you have forgotten the link to a website with a goatse.

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  61. Not copyright.. patent. by mindstrm · · Score: 5, Informative

    It was a patent issue.

    And it's not that far fetched that they won; it wasn't an "accident". The guy KNEW it was monsanto's seed. It wasn't forced on him. He knew they had a patent on it as well. He took the gamble.

    What you have to realize is that the legal system is not as convoluted in Canada. Though this time, the guy might have been found to be doing something wrong, under slightly different circumstances, monsanto would lose (say, if the guy really had no idea it had happened).

    You can't just compare one ruling and declare the Canadian justice system to be as screwed up as the US. Remember, we have 10x less population, over a larger area, and a system that is *FAR* more flexible and less complex than the US system. Not everything is Black & White in the Canadian legal system, nor do we pretend it is.

    1. Re:Not copyright.. patent. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Too bad they don't have any decent schools in canada, what's "10x less population"? Does that mean canada's population is 300 million - 10 x 300 million? So canada has negative people? That must suck. Go back to eating bacon and clubbing seals.

    2. Re:Not copyright.. patent. by MikeLRoy · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yes, he "purposefully" planted what he knew to be seeds accidentally bread with monsanto genes. The reason he did it is that he could not afford not to plant a crop. Farmers may gross hundreds of thousands of dollars, but they don't net anymore then you or me. Most can't afford to go a year without a mainstay crop like canola. The point was that this farmer couldn't go out of his way to protect monsanto's patent. He needed a crop. Period.

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    3. Re:Not copyright.. patent. by nuggz · · Score: 3

      Yes, he "purposefully" planted what he knew to be seeds accidentally bread with monsanto genes.

      The arguement is that they weren't accidentally bred, and he used the particular characteristics of the genetic modification to his benefits (special pesticides).

      I think his defense would have been much stronger if he grew the canola as normal canola, and didn't take advantage of the GM properties.

    4. Re:Not copyright.. patent. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does the sentence: "That is not how much it is, indeed, it 100 times less." make no sense? You can be x times less than y, and this does not mean you are (-1) x * y. YOU need to go to school my friend, and not that city college you graduated from. Go eat some McDonald's, and tip some cows.

    5. Re:Not copyright.. patent. by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The guy KNEW it was monsanto's seed. It wasn't forced on him.

      Yes it was. Whether he was aware of the way in which his plants had been changed is irrelevant. He didn't ASK to have them changed. It happened through the actions of other forces not under his control (his neighbors, the wind, and Monsanto. The plants in question were HIS OWN. Monsanto ended up vandalizing his crop, so to speak.

      If I steal a can of spray paint and use it to spray grafitti on your house, you shouldn't be obligated to pay the store for the paint should you choose to keep the grafitti in place.


      Remember, we have 10x less population, over a larger area,

      "10x less population" would only make mathematical sense if it was possible for Canada to have a negative population. (With Canada having negative 9x as many people as the US.) I'm not even sure what a negative population would mean (people made of antimatter?) I think you meant "One tenth the population", which isn't the same thing.

      And the population density has nothing to do with why Canada's legal system has more grey areas. Canada's legal system is more grey because it is more directly derived from the British system, which is more grey than the US system. And Britain most certainly isn't less densely populated than the US.

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    6. Re:Not copyright.. patent. by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 2

      It should have been blatantly obvious from his post that he interpeted "x is ten times less than y" to mean x = y - 10*y. NOT (-1) x*y, as you imply. Go to school indeed. The right way to phrase what you meant is "x is one tenth of y".

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    7. Re:Not copyright.. patent. by Snosty · · Score: 1

      Want to know the fundamental flaw with the American legal system? Elected judges. As long as a judge has to worry about the personal ramifications of their decisions they will not be able to make a truly unbiased decision. A judge cannot risk upsetting those who backed their election campaign which in most cases is probably industry (as it is in all election campaigns).

      Canadian judges, on the other hand, are appointed and do not have to kowtow to industry or constituents. They are judges as long as they want to be judges barring a demonstrated incompetence.

      No system is perfect but I cannot see how electing a group of "impartial" individuals serves the pursuit of true justice.

    8. Re:Not copyright.. patent. by stephanruby · · Score: 3, Informative
      It was a patent issue.

      The disagreement wasn't over the patent, the disagreement was over a fact. The judge felt the defendant was lying. Again, the defendant didn't lose because of a legal technicality -- He lost because the judge thought he was lying.

      "...Justice MacKay concluded that Mr. Schmeiser's arguments were implausible. "
      http://www.seedquest.com/News/releases/2002/may/44 76.htm

    9. Re:Not copyright.. patent. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Want to know the fundamental flaw with the American legal system? Elected judges. As long as a judge has to worry about the personal ramifications of their decisions they will not be able to make a truly unbiased decision. A judge cannot risk upsetting those who backed their election campaign which in most cases is probably industry (as it is in all election campaigns).

      Canadian judges, on the other hand, are appointed and do not have to kowtow to industry or constituents. They are judges as long as they want to be judges barring a demonstrated incompetence.


      I totally agree that elected judges are a very bad idea. However, our system of appointing them isn't any better. Instead of a politician/judge beholden to special interests, we get judges appointed by politicians, who are going to make damn sure that they won't appoint a judge who may piss off the special interests that got them elected. Different system, same result. As an added bonus, ours will also rule in a way that appeals to the party that appointed them. At least with elected ones they aren't involved with national political parties any more than any other citizen.

    10. Re:Not copyright.. patent. by cpt+kangarooski · · Score: 1

      The American legal system is actually many different legal systems all working together.

      Different states may have different ways of filling judicial positions, ranging from elections to appointments. Federal judges and justices are appointed for life, however, and it is they who exclusively handle copyright and patent cases.

      They may have political or ideological leanings, but given as how it's extremely difficult for them to be harmed by anyone effected by their decisions, actual bias is unusual.

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    11. Re:Not copyright.. patent. by Snosty · · Score: 1

      They may have political or ideological leanings, but given as how it's extremely difficult for them to be harmed by anyone effected by their decisions, actual bias is unusual.

      Actual bias is unusual? Oh right, just like the Supreme Court decision regarding the legitimacy of the last presidential election. :)

    12. Re:Not copyright.. patent. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Should have been blantently obvious?!I'm assuming that y is the number of braincells you have and x=1

    13. Re:Not copyright.. patent. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also, it should be 10x _fewer_. Use less for objects you can't count, e.g. "less water".

    14. Re:Not copyright.. patent. by Phantasmo · · Score: 1

      Basically, the Canadian government will do anything to make money in the short-term (e.g. privatise profitable utilities, gut funding for health care and education, use surplus funds to give tax breaks to corporations and screw over organic/traditional farmers for the sake of biotech).

      The farmer in question sprayed Roundup (which is also made by Monsanto) on the canola growing near his fenceposts to tidy up the field. When the canola didn't die, he called Monsanto and *WHAMMO*, he got sued.

      Just remember: biotech is only one letter away from biotch.

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    15. Re:Not copyright.. patent. by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 2

      Get back to me when you have something intelligent to say.

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    16. Re:Not copyright.. patent. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, there is no 'British' legal system. England and Wales use the common law system, while Scotland uses a codified legal system like the majority of continental Europe...

  62. Re:In the shark by teamhasnoi · · Score: 2

    You jump SOVIET RUSSIA!!!

  63. Go Canada! by ATN · · Score: 0

    Yay!! for Canada. Probably not to good for the economy though. Especially after calling George W a moron.

    1. Re:Go Canada! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Especially after calling George W a moron

      So it's OK for an American (Bill Mahr) to call him a moron, but not OK for someone else?

      The problem is that he IS a moron.

  64. I am a robot, do as I say... by Yakov+Smirnoff · · Score: 0

    I am a cancer mouse, do as I say!!!!!!!!!

  65. Weeeelllll... by MacAndrew · · Score: 2

    I know Americans mocked as a bunch of greedbags, perhaps not unfairly, but a "new" mouse also costs $$$ (US or Canadian) to develop. In the classic IP paradigm, will there be money to develop new mice if money can't be made from them? The sick humans potentially lose.

    Gene research is still pricy. Eventually scientists will just dial what they need into the Mouse-o-matic(TM) to get what they want -- and ironically Canada will give it a patent -- but for now, I don't know. (I said way up top that patenting animals weirds me out.)

    My personal preference would be gov't funding for this sort of thing, but with great caution so we don't turn it into a big socialist mess like in... never mind. Anyway, it comes down to money one way or another.

    1. Re:Weeeelllll... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      will there be money to develop new mice if money can't be made from them?

      Oh yeah... Harvard's really hurting for money. They could go out of business at any time!

      Maybe the lost potential income from this mouse will come out of those fifteen million dollar bonuses the endowment managers get for sitting on Harvard's huge wad of "non-profit" cash.

    2. Re:Weeeelllll... by rworne · · Score: 2

      I got your Mouse-O-Matic(TM) right here.

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    3. Re:Weeeelllll... by Zordak · · Score: 2
      so we don't turn it into a big socialist mess like in... never mind.
      Oh come on, just say it. Most of 'em agree with you anyway.
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    4. Re:Weeeelllll... by MacAndrew · · Score: 1

      No, that's the De-mouse-o-matic ... for your less successful creations I guess.

    5. Re:Weeeelllll... by Headspace2 · · Score: 1

      Yes a "new" mouse does cost money and I think that companies have the right to charge for their services but generally the biotech companies only do a cut and paste job with naturally occuring DNA sequences. As such they are not inventing anything new genetically. It is my belief that you have no right to pattent a modification unless you have designed a new section of DNA from scratch. We, as a collection of organisms here on earth, collectively own our genetic make up,not some thieving biotech company.

    6. Re:Weeeelllll... by fishboy · · Score: 1

      "the sick humans potentially lose"

      true, but if the drugs that come from the oncomouse experiments are so expensive that not everyone can afford them, don't the sick humans still potentially lose?

      ROI yes, profiteering no.

  66. Prior Art by Scrameustache · · Score: 2

    Of course they can't patent it, there is prior art!

    With thanks to Al Fago

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  67. I finally figured it all out by gi-tux · · Score: 5, Funny

    All this patent and IP stuff must have come from Egypt. I now know why we don't know how the pyramids were built. The folks that owned the companies doing the work patented and copyrighted everything. They punished anyone that spoke of it with the DMCA (Digging and Movers Copyright Act) and thus soon the technology was forgotten.

    This is probably why we don't have any of the music or movies from that era as well. They were covered by the MPAA (Movies and Pyramids Acrhitects Association) and the RIAA (Ra Is An Artist).

    If this stuff keeps up, it won't be too many years until everything here will be forgotten as well, due to the fact that no one can say anything, do anything, or even think about anything.

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  68. Invention vs Discovery by photon317 · · Score: 3, Interesting


    I'm a big fan of the notion that there's a distinct if somewhat grey line between Invention and Discovery, and that only Invention should be patentable. Discovering a new species of mouse in the wild does not give one the right to patent it. Inventing a new species of mouse through genetic manipulation does, although it raises ethical questions, especially if applied to a more emotionally developed mammal like a dolphin, a dog, or a human.

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    1. Re:Invention vs Discovery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm a big fan of the notion that there's a distinct if somewhat grey line between Invention and Discovery, and that only Invention should be patentable.

      I disagree -- I think there is no such distinction. I see no material way in which Invention is not just a slightly more directed form of Discovery.

      For the record, that's why I object so strongly to copyright law. Just because your mind hits upon some lyrics that happen to be popular, why should you and your descendants control them for the next 100 years or so? Just because you discovered them first? That's hardly fair!

      Innovation, like exploration, should be encouraged -- but not by granting long term monopolies on expression or future discovery.

      Patents at least expire within a generation or so.
      It's still too long to live through a bad patent, but it's at least some consolation.

      Imagine the fuss should we ever develop Star Trek style replicators (or other computerized fabricators of some sort).

      Imagine how much it will suck when some company buys up the copyright on the replicator patterns for something vital, like rice, grain, or potatoes -- especially if copyrights keep being extended.
      It's not unlikely to assume it could happen -- the fact that a company tried to get away with a patent on a mouse suggests that nothing is safe anymore. Thank goodness they didn't succed -- at least, not yet!

      They can always just try to get some bill snuck through Parliment -- the Life Sciences Research Support Act, or something happy sounding like that.

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  69. Does it matter? by Vinnie_333 · · Score: 1

    How do you reverse engineer a mouse?

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  70. In Soviet Russia by SweetAndSourJesus · · Score: 1

    IN SOVIET RUSSIA steals Yakov Smirnoff's act!

    You created that account like 2 minutes after I pointed out the Yakov connection.

    Have any original thoughts today?

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  71. But, not in Canada by phorm · · Score: 2

    The patent is rejected here in Canada. Mainly, I think, to set precedent against (and continuing with precedent of) patenting the "higher life forms", as was mentioned.

    If you want, you can also look here for a local article on the topic. The methodologies etc are patentable, the life form is not (in Canada).

    Really, it should be this way in the rest of the world too, patenting the methologies and general process (not the lifeform) should be quite enough to prevent against scientific pilfering.

    1. Re:But, not in Canada by juan2074 · · Score: 1
      Considering the reason patents were created, it makes a lot of sense.

      The benefit of a patent system is that other researchers or inventors are able to build upon the research of others before them ('standing on the shoulders of giants') and hopefully release their new knowledge to others.

      When a researcher keeps novel concepts and innovations to himself/herself, there is more likely to be duplication of effort. Plus, time will be wasted as researchers have to cover the same ground that others have in order to get past that point and create something new. Overall, it could reduce the output of R&D by wasting time and effort.

    2. Re:But, not in Canada by b-baggins · · Score: 0

      If you're talking about why we have patent law in the US, it was NOT to let people build on the knowledge of others. It was to encourage invention by allowing the INVENTOR to PROFIT from HIS own EFFORT and innovation. The founders clearly understood that no one's going to put effort into innovation if they can't profit from it, whether it be individuals or business.

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    3. Re:But, not in Canada by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think if more American's were to read some critical analysis of their history, they would be a lot more skeptical about the intentions of their "founding fathers". Who cares what a bunch of Indian-slaughtering, land-grabbing, slave-owning bunch of old rich white dudes were thinking when they wrote the U.S. Constitution over 200(!) years ago?

      Constructionists are simply people who cannot adjust with the times, and would like to see things as they were when the Constituition was written - which were definately good times, if you happened to be an old rich white dude.

  72. So appropriate... by Jucius+Maximus · · Score: 2
    The QOTD that loaded for me at the bottom of this article was:

    I feel better about world problems now!

    My karma for QOTD must be well in focus today, because I loaded up the Will Shatner interview and then Wil Wheaton's profile and on both of them, I got:

    He's dead, Jim.

  73. RELATED stories - and Rodent Rights! by saskboy · · Score: 3, Funny

    Canada is very unfriendly to some rodents, yet worships others. We have Wiarton Willie our groundhog in Ontario, the beaver as our national animal and on our nickel, Gainer the gopher [lovable SK Roughriders CFL mascot], yet in Alberta we have outlawed rats! Now we've outlawed patented mice! This tramples on rodent rights!

    CBC's version of events

    The mouse genome project - A success!

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  74. Let's Sing! by The+Turd+Report · · Score: 5, Funny

    Whose the tumor riddled rat that isn't patentable at all?
    C-A-N C-E-R M-O-U-S-E. Cancer Mouse! CancerMouse.
    We treat him with drugs and hope he doesn't die, die, die.

  75. Haven for Scientology? by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Great. So all the spammers will send all their email through China, while the Church of Scientology will just censor usenet speech through Canada. Either that or we'll have to partition usenet from Canadian hosts.

    What's that? Not cancel moose? Oh. Nevermind.

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  76. Tomacco by Lt+Razak · · Score: 0
    I will patent Tomacco, but lose due to prior art from the Simpsons.

    D'oh!

  77. All the more reason.... by MImeKillEr · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    .... to invade Canada.

    We can use our superior Cancer Mouse(TM) against their Mounties... We just need to teach them how to sing "Blame Canada" first.

    Sorry. Had to go there.

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  78. Re:In Soviet Russia by IIRCAFAIKIANAL · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    stupid moderators. If you're going to mod me down, do it right!

    Say it with me now:
    Offtopic, yes
    Funny, maybe
    Overrated, sure
    Redundant - it's the soviet russia jokes that are redundant and that was the WHOLE FUCKING POINT of my post! I don't see about fifteen posts bitching about the soviet russia jokes above mine, therefore I counter-moderate you as (-1, Functionally Illiterate Dunderhead)

    *sniff* smell the Karma burning :)

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  79. Patents & TMs in Canada by vorwerk · · Score: 5, Informative

    FYI, in Canada:

    1) Medical procedures are not patentable. This is basically to prevent the formation of a monopoly on a life-saving procedure. (e.g., If someone invented a procedure to repair spinal cords, she couldn't patent it and charge a zillion dollars, because that would limit poor people's access to the technique.)

    2) A life-saving drug (e.g., cure for cancer), if they're the only such life-saving drug available, is not patentable.

    3) Some drug patents and trademarks seem to be quickly lost in Canada (while others are not). In the U.S., the trademark "Aspirin" has been lost to common use, so any generic manufacturer can claim that they make aspirin. Not so in Canada -- only Bayer can claim this trademark. In terms of patents, we have lots of generic drugs being manufactured that I don't think they can offer in generic form in the U.S. yet (e.g., generic forms of Reactine & Allegra). Not that I'm complaining -- our drugs are dirt cheap in comparison to what U.S. citizens pay (e.g., a month's supply of Claritin in the U.S. costs over $90 USD according to a recent Reuters article, but costs me only about $18 CAD -- this is due, in part of course, to the fact that it has been available over the counter here for some time ... but you get the drift).

    For more comparisons of patent law differences:

    http://www.dww.com/articles/how_do_you.htm

    -kris

    1. Re:Patents & TMs in Canada by plasm4 · · Score: 0

      >In the U.S., the trademark "Aspirin" has been lost to common use, so any generic manufacturer can claim that they make aspirin. Not so in Canada -- only Bayer can claim this trademark.

      i believe the real reason for this is because the US took the Aspirin patent away from Bayer(a german company) after WW2

  80. wildly off-topic - Rat Patrol by Clover_Kicker · · Score: 2

    Maybe Canadians just have a thing against rats.

    The province of Alberta has a full-time Rat Patrol team who go around the provinces and kill rats. Alberta is rat free, and these guys drive around the borders with poison, .22s etc. to keep it that way.

    Some days I think this would be the perfect job.

    1. Re:wildly off-topic - Rat Patrol by Qender · · Score: 1

      That's not very nice.

      I'm waiting for the real "rat patrol", A team of rat's the drive around on little motorcycles and hunt canadians.

    2. Re:wildly off-topic - Rat Patrol by 0xA · · Score: 2

      The rat patrol is a good thing. I grew up in Alberta, I'd never even seen a rat until I moved to Montreal when I was 19. Those things are not nice.

  81. Perhaps there is a method to this madness... by emil · · Score: 2

    Could Canada possibly be adopting Britan's pragmatic approach to biotechnology, with an "open source" twist?

    Canada could become a hotbed of bio research if they didn't honor the patents of any bioengineered products worldwide. I hope they do this.

    Genes, just like information, wants to be free.

    1. Re:Perhaps there is a method to this madness... by DDX_2002 · · Score: 1
      Genes, just like information, wants to be free.

      Ah, and there you have the point of the ruling. When Mr. Scientist wants an oncomouse and uses a specific technique to alter its genetic makeup, he either needs a license or he's violating the patent. When daddy oncomouse and mommy oncomouse get busy and make a whole nest full of baby oncomice, in Canada you can seel those little oncomice to whoever you want and not have violated any patent restrictions.

      Canada will continue to honour all valid bioengineering patents - we just won't allow patents on the bioengineered higher life forms. Special yeast make a useful chemical? Patent away. Bacteria that eat toxic waste? Sign here.

      Genetically engineered chimpanzee? Not so fast, bub. Oh, just the technique for giving the chimp six arms. Sure, no problem.

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  82. In Soviet Canada ... by CmdrTypo · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Mouse Patents You!

    1. Re:In Soviet Canada ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Soon the "in soviet" joke will reach critical mass! run for the hills!

      Oh wait... In Soviet Russia hills run for YOU!

    2. Re:In Soviet Canada ... by saskboy · · Score: 1

      In SOVIET CANADA the gm mouse TOENAILS clip YOU!

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  83. How do you define "higher" life forms? by Wolfier · · Score: 2
    Bacteria? Plants? Insects? Lobsters? Lizards? Sparrows?

    Or can we define it as "having the capability to scream"?

  84. Canada is an independantly thinking COUNTRY by phorm · · Score: 2

    Actually, I read the same thing and was about to comment, but checked and found this here first. Canada is not a f**ing state buddies, it's a country. We have our own government, and our own laws. Granted, we often bend-over and take it when the US puts pressure on our government or legal system...
    Get with it guys, there's no reason to patent these little mousies themselves, so long as the process is upheld (which we did do). Canada *does* tend to have a system of thought, law and morality that very much differs from the US (see laws: gun control, copyright, lawsuits), so we are perfectly within our rights to uphold these values in our laws.

    Er, excuse me, have to get the door
    Hello, who the heck are you??
    What? FBI? Patriot act? Expression of terrorist thought? Guys, this is Canada!
    No, it's not a state, we have our own government and laws.
    What? Bought out... political pressuring? Damn... Ok, I'll come peacefully

    1. Re:Canada is an independantly thinking COUNTRY by watchful.babbler · · Score: 1
      To clarify, I use "state" as a term of (political) art -- an "internally autonomous territorial or political unit constituting a federation under one government."

      The term "state" is generally preferred in these cases because it refers primarily to political organization; "country" is closely linked to the physical geography, and "nation" to ethnic or cultural groupings.

      In any case, don't you guys have "provinces," not "states?"

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  85. But did they listen to me? Nooooooo! by paiute · · Score: 3, Funny

    Screw the OncoMouse. How many people are going to buy one? Science geeks and Poindexters is all. I told DuPont (when they had the rights to it) that the big bucks would be in OncoHamster, OncoRabbit, OncoKitty, and OncoPuppy. Every parent would buy a small mammal for the kids if they were guaranteed that in six months - once the kid stopped feeding it and playing with it and was generally bored with the whole ownership thing, the animal would go off to the big pet shop in the sky.

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  86. State by nuggz · · Score: 2

    For fucks sake calm down.

    State is a legitimate english term for a sovereign nation. Although in North American it is generally a reference to a US state as opposed to its actual meaning.

    1. Re:State by b-baggins · · Score: 1, Informative

      If more people actually understood our system of government, you'd know that the term State in the United States was not chosen arbitrarily.

      We were supposed to be a republic of united federated states under a limited central authority.

      We started out similar to what the European Union is designed to be.

      Prior to the Franklin Roosevelt era, our federal government was much, much, much more insignificant in daily life. States ruled supreme.

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    2. Re:State by nuggz · · Score: 2

      But that didn't work out well did it.

      The constant State/Federal fights. The fact Federal authorities can attack citizens who are doign things explicitly permitted by state laws.

      Glad I'm not in the US.

  87. NAFTA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Under Ch 13 of NAFTA the Canadian government will still end up paying anyways.

    We win - we win
    We lose - we file Ch13 - we win.

  88. Re:In Soviet Russia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    May a cancerous mouse kiss all your base!

  89. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  90. Revoke them by phorm · · Score: 1

    expect a great deal of political and legal pressure for Canada to fall in line with the other states.

    You're right, and we should also revoke Canada's status as the 51st state right now. Damn Canadians never follow US law right anyways, let them try and duke it out as their own nation.

    er, wait a moment...

  91. Did anyone read this and think: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why would they make a mouse that gives you cancer? And wouldn't it suck to have cancer in your hand?

  92. Next what ...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Paint shit blue and patent it ???? Idiots !!

  93. At least one step in the right direction... by onlyabill · · Score: 1

    I am not a lawyer and do not understand how this issue is affected by law (local and international) but I have always been uncomfortable with companies having the ability to patent genes and gene related information.

    I could be wrong but was not the original genome project funded by public monies? And was not this work based in part on that work?

    If Harvard had 'invented' this mouse as in splicing all of the needed genes together from scratch and grew it in a dish, then it might be considered an 'invention' but they did not do that. If I could be really simple for a bit, they took a block of genes from one pile (abet a very specific block) and added it to a mouse. They did not invent the original block and they did not invent the mouse. They are just laying claim to the result as being novel, unobvious and an invention. Is it? It looks like a mouse (and those have been around for quite some time) and acts like a mouse. I would argue that what they could have patented was the process by which they created the mouse, if it was different and unique from other existing processes for genetically modifying organisms but not on the end product.

    I have the same sorts of feelings about genetically modified foods and such.

    The fact that based on this (genetic) information, a company can determine that a specific sequence of genes will cause someone to develop a disease (and I understand that in most cases a large amount of research goes into determining which sequence of genes is responsible for what), patent that sequence, create a simple test to screen for that sequence and then charge enormous amounts of money for the test, is outrageous. I am not anti-capitalism by any means. I think that people and companies have a right to make money. I am just very uncomfortable with the idea that some of these companies are doing it not by 'inventing' something of value but just by managing to 'get there first' and by staking a claim to our very DNA and once the claim is staked, doing what they want with that information for the duration of the patent. Some information should just be public domain, for the general public good. DNA and DNA related information, I feel, fits the bill.

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  94. Open source Medicine by RealSkee · · Score: 1

    Where it comes to global diseases like cnacer or aids I do not see a single valid reason why any patents should be pending.

    I would like to treat this a wake up call to our moraliy and state of being, why should one profit from having a cure for a disease which is mostly genetically induced? Just as much why should women pay for pads? We continue to exercise tribal attitudes towards them in all advertising and life style, thus the tribe should be paying for woman-asset's needs!

    I can see in a conspiracy theory, companies releasing viruses to cash in on the cure, can't you? When are we gonna stop pretending that everything runs smoothly?

    It fucking doesn't!

  95. Mouse reverse engineering by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well..
    A supercollider comes to mind..
    Rocket launchers?
    Brick walls?
    Baseball bats?

    there are many ways to reverse engineer a mouse, however how are you going to recompile it from sources?

  96. Re:In Soviet Russia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    oh come on! anyone with half a brain had made that connection days ago.

  97. Misleading Title by bernardos70 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I thought it meant some nutcase was trying to patent a computer mouse which caused cancer.

  98. Patenting Life Forms by blate · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It makes me really uncomfortable that companies are applying for and the Federal Government is issuing patents for genes and all sorts of life forms.

    I understand the motivation for this: companies who develop these "products" want to protect and insure a return on their investments. I think that it's OK to patent the *procedure* or *process* used to generate these things, but I don't like the precident set by corporations or individuals patenting what are essentially naturally-occuring things.

    Think about it... suppose Glaxo finds a "cancer gene" which, perhaps, can be used to predict that someone with the gene will develop a particular form of cancer (I know that such things may already have been discovered). Suppose that I possess the gene. Now, if Glaxo patents this gene, they are essentially asserting intellectual property rights on part of my body, on my DNA. I really don't like even the idea of that. The ramifications and implications of this area of law, in my opinion, are still unclear and potentially frightening.

    On a more general note, patent law is supposed to encourage innovation and development. However, increasingly, it's being used to enforce monopolies (look at Microsoft or Gemstar). And, in the area of health care and medicine, it often has the negative side-effect of pricing many people out of life-saving or even life-enhancing treatments and procedures.

    In my humble lay-opinion, our (the US's) intellectual property laws are in dire need of some revision and rethinking, particularly in the biomedicine and information technologies realms. Patents should be issued more judiciously and circumspectly and should carry much shorter expiration dates. Once a company has earned back their development costs and made a modest profit, they should yield their technology to the public to encourage further development and growth and, particularly with respect to medical technology, to make their products accessible to people in a larger number of income and class brackets.

    I'm not a socialist, and I generally don't approve of the government interfering in the private sector. On the other hand, I do believe that government should encourage personal and corporate responsibility. Biotech companies, obstensively, exist not to make billions of dollars in profits, but to save and improve lives. Intellectual Property laws can and should be used to encourage a greater balance between profit and public benefit.

    1. Re:Patenting Life Forms by Qender · · Score: 5, Funny

      On the plus side however, the major corporations will eventually patent different forms of cancer, and they'll have to cure anyone who isn't authorised to have it.

  99. Re:In Soviet Russia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sorry, that connection had already been made

    http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=46857&thresh ol d=-1&commentsort=0&tid=137&mode=thread&pid=4816165 #4816209

    I'm not hyperlinking it for you, because I don't care.

  100. Build a better mousetrap? by AtariEric · · Score: 2, Funny

    Nah, just build a worse mouse.

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  101. Re:In Soviet Russia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ok, I stand corrected.

    I find it hard to believe that this account being created and me talkin' Yakov are coincidental, though.

    Why the fuck do I care?

  102. projecting forward by Ainu · · Score: 1

    Well another way to look at this is allowing patent law to declare ownership of the mouse could be extended to a genetically modified human in the future. Can you own a genetically modified human? Is a genetically modified human not a human? Could we legally be creating a new slave class?

  103. probably already do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is this to say that if you patent a person, they have to pay you a license fee before they have sex?

    This may already be the case. But the slashdot community will never know for sure...

  104. No, he DIDN'T know. by Interrobang · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Go read his website. He didn't know it was "Monsanto's seed," he never bought seed from Monsanto (preferring to breed his own for the last half-century or so, and he certainly didn't steal anything from Monsanto. In fact, he only found out about the cross-polination when he was trying to eliminate "volunteer" canola growing where he didn't want it and used Roundup.

    Experts in the subject already insist that it's virtually if not utterly impossible to find canola, corn, and soybean seed without traces of (patented) genetically-modified genes in them. Monsanto, however, is the big offender, in that it ruthlessly goes after people who wind up with "their" proprietary genes in crops. It's also totally possible to find ultra-hybridized varieties of seed containing more than one company's proprietary genes. That comes from natural cross-polination, and other forms of non-crossbreeding contamination, not theft.

    All of which just blatantly shows why this Supreme Court decision is a good idea, and why Mr. Schmeiser should get Monsanto to pay through the nose for wrecking his organic hybrid canola variant with their genetically modified strain. I wonder if this court case will help?

  105. More complex; not "Higher" by DzugZug · · Score: 2

    In general the scientific community frowns on terms like "higher life forms." "Lower vertibrates" are now "non-mammalian vertibrates", "lower primates" are now "non-human primates."

    And no, this is not some screwed up politically correct thing; the view is that the old terms (like "lower" and "higher") are not scientificaly acurate. There is no evidence that a frog is any more or less complex than a mouse. In fact, there are unicellular organisms with larger genomes than ours (human's).

    The current theory is that all organisms evolved from a single ancestor -- thus all species have been evolving for the same ammount of time so none can be any more or less evolved than any other.

  106. Harvard by MacAndrew · · Score: 1

    The issue is not about Harvard -- and believe me, they make their researchers pay them not vice versa. (Schools used skim off about half of their researcher's grants.)

    I'm no Harvard apologist, I went there. The size of their endowmen, like their tuition is frightening. The Canadians won't be changing that.

  107. Those pinko commies by Lonath · · Score: 2

    They clearly have no respect for IP law and the freedom to make money. Next thing you know, they'll start advising people to not come to the US to avoid our "draconian" security measures. And heck, while they're at it, maybe they'll nationalize their health care system and raise taxes and rip a huge amount of profit potential out of the economy. I blame Canada. Who's with me?

  108. Now we have to stop human genes being patented. by Nanoda · · Score: 1
    It's about time someone put a stop to this kind of thing. But it doesn't go far enough; what I find reprehensible is that human genes can be patented. This means yours, BTW. If you have some weird type of cancer, or your ethnic group displays some different trait or whatever, you take a medical test and some drug company can patent your gene and then you don't own your DNA anymore. Your own DNA.

    Plus, if the patent owners are busy, they can put the gene in the freezer for years, and nobody else is allowed to use it, even if it'll help them develop a cure.
    Nuts man, the whole system is nuts.

  109. You mean like this? by Jerf · · Score: 2

    How about this?

    Don't know if it was granted; I wasn't able to find any updates from Googling. Note that story dates from 2000.

  110. Surely... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that poor little mouse MUST be patentable(?) somewhere...!!!??? surely.

  111. mouse patent OK, gene patents bad by g4dget · · Score: 2
    Patents on specific breeds, strains, or varieties don't strike me as a big problem--as long as the law permits anybody to create another one with similar properties without infringing on the patent. That is, the patent should be on the specific organism and its offspring, not on concepts or general properties.

    The problem is when people can patent whole classes of organisms. Patenting any mouse prone to cancer would be a problem; in some cases, patents like that have gone through already.

    Equally problematic is the patenting of genes, in particular without specific applications in mind. There are two levels of problems there. First, it means patenting a simple observation--something that required no creativity on the part of the discoverer. Second, many of the applications of genetic sequences that are covered by such patents are obvious: if you identify a mutation that causes some disease, creating a test for that is usually routine using existing techniques.

  112. Maus by Bob+Vila's+Hammer · · Score: 1

    During WWII, those Nazi cats didn't let the mice patent themselves when they were toiled with grief and stricken with cancer. You'd think Canada would learn from history...

    Save the mice!!!

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  113. Okay Mr. Nitpicker by mindstrm · · Score: 2

    Well, you seem to have all the answers. what more can I say?

  114. But you see... by mindstrm · · Score: 2

    the court thinks he was lying about that.. that's the whole point here.
    The court didn't rule against him on some technicality, simply because monsantos genetic material was in his crop...

    they ruled against him because they believe he went out of his way to deliberately gain the benefits of their stuff, and then lied in court about it.

    Whether he did or not, I have no idea, and I'm making no judgement. If he is indeed not guilty of this, I hope his countersuit goes well and monsanto pays up bigtime.

    But the court ruled on the specific facts in this case... it's not some precedent that says monsanto owns those genes no matter what.

  115. Re:Squeak, squeak by MacAndrew · · Score: 2

    Hey, I patented my kids (pending).

    I don't know the work that went into this ill-fated mouse, but we do need a way to assure ROI. I think the Canadians agree -- just not using patent for the task. The test for patentability is quite so extreme as "new life form" anyway. It will be a while before we can invent new things genetically, but there's lots of interesting work in mix-and-match of what we've got, plus the occasional induced mutation. (Obviously I'm not taking an animal rights perspective at the moment.)

    There certainly are trademarked strains of mice and rats, and I assume you have some contractual obligation not to start breeding them.

  116. Also.. by mindstrm · · Score: 1

    This isn't a matter of some stuff having the gene in question.. his entire crop did.. something that couldn't happen by accident. 98% of his crop was Monsanto variety. That's not accidental cross pollenation... at least, according to the judge.

  117. [OffTopic] 10x less by Vagary · · Score: 2

    Some of us well versed in "mathematical sense" know that multiplication and division are inverse relations on the natural numbers. Given a quantity y and downward scaling fact z you can calculate "z times less than y" by dividing y by z.

    Oh wait, were you just being a pedantic troll? I'm sorry to mistake you as a dumbass.

    1. Re:[OffTopic] 10x less by bluprint · · Score: 1

      And others of us are capable of combining mathematical knowledge with an understanding of common language (bilingual so to speak)...but apparently he only speaks math.

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    2. Re:[OffTopic] 10x less by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 2

      Given a quantity y and downward scaling fact z you can calculate "z times less than y" by dividing y by z.

      Unless the language you are trying to speak is English.
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  118. "cancer mouse"? Ouch. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...and I thought a bad mouse could just give you Carpal Tunnel.

  119. Patent the animal or the process? by zerofoo · · Score: 2

    What exactly does Harvard hold the patent on? The genetic structure of the onco-mouse, or the process of making one?

    If it's only the process, couldn't we just get a bunch of mice and make them smoke cigarettes for years until they have cancer....and then sell them?

    -ted

  120. whatever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    for one, you are not a Canadian, if you are you need to stop surfin porn so much a learn how to fucking spell!!

  121. higher life form? by danratherfan · · Score: 1

    "...the so-called 'Harvard Mouse' that is especially prone to cancer... The hapless rodent still enjoys patent protection in the U.S., Japan and much of Europe. So there is at least one place where higher life forms cannot be patented" This is something that makes you a higher life form? Being more prone to a deadly disease? I think i'd take being a homo-sapien over a cancer mouse.

  122. What is the big deal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It has been proven decades ago, that *any* mouse, experimented upon, will develop cancer...

  123. How do you make an exact copy of the mouse??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If they patented the mouse genes, how do they expect to replicate it, given that any sexual procreation will result in genetic differences?

  124. hmmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    NEWS FLASH: AMERICA DECLARES WAR WITH CANADA

    president of the USA: "Canada is a terrorist state, a state in terror. Terror is the state of the state of terror."

  125. Software is also not patentable by Hamster+Lover · · Score: 1

    There is one caveat..."systems" can be patented. So you could patent the Xbox and its system software, but only as a complete system.

    When you think about it, it does make sense. Systems rely on the interoperation of their components, and software is an important component.

    I suspect that PanIP, or whatever their name is this week, would find it impossible in Canada to obtain and enforce patents on web technology since web technology by nature is applicable to non specific systems.

    Maybe someone can confirm my assumptions by checking with Canadian Intellectual Property Office.

  126. But Canadian are still using the same weapons... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But Canadian are still using the same weapons...

  127. No. by Interrobang · · Score: 2

    From the website, which you obviously haven't read: "In his defense, Schmeiser showed his own farm-based evidence that the fields ranged from nearly zero to 68% Roundup Ready. These tests were confirmed by independent tests performed by research scientists at the University of Manitoba, in Winnipeg, MB." That's not "98%," not even close, and an uneven distribution like that certainly could be the result of contamination or drift. And there are lots of articles out there referring to the problems with contaminated seed.

    The thing is not so much that the court chose to believe that Schmeiser was lying (see here to find out exactly what he was convicted of and what he wasn't); they believed Monsanto over him, for some cases, which is hardly an unexpected outcome. In any case, he wasn't convicted of "brownbagging," he was convicted of having Monsanto's genes on his land and not telling them about it and paying up for it. The former is explainable because he didn't know; the latter is just rank blackmail.

  128. NAVEWEiSS WiLL LiVE [tm] by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm here to stay, because I'm so cool!
    And it's ISRAELI, not JEWISH. Nationality is more important than religion.

    Btw: I am looking for a girlfriend.. and I might find her soon.