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  1. Re:Blame the Geeks? on How Tech Almost Lost the War · · Score: 1

    Oh, you mean he could say, "Oh, I was talking about Iraq of an alternate UNIVERSE..." and it absolute truth? Cool. Whenever I say something stupid I'll use that technique!

  2. Re:Blame the Geeks? on How Tech Almost Lost the War · · Score: 1

    Iraq defines the context of the comment.

  3. Re:Blame the Geeks? on How Tech Almost Lost the War · · Score: 1

    Weak. Trying what you perceive to be my tactic on me. And you demand? Drop the shoe, Kruschev!

    The vast majority of our troops in Iraq are deployed in urban areas. Thus any tactics discussed will be used primarily in that setting.

  4. Re:Blame the Geeks? on How Tech Almost Lost the War · · Score: 1

    Seriously, what's with placing words in my mouth?

    What's with your short term memory?

    AKAImBatman: Fire a DU round from a tank down the road...

    Your ability to deny your own words borders on the Clintonian. Next thing you'll be denying that we're fighting insurgents on roads in urban areas.
  5. Re:Blame the Geeks? on How Tech Almost Lost the War · · Score: 1, Troll

    "A more efficient killing machine" in modern military parlance is a machine that strikes more of the right targets and fewer of the wrong targets.

    Firing a tank round down the street in an urban area (as the parent post suggested) doesn't strike me as efficient in that regard.
  6. Re:Blame the Geeks? on How Tech Almost Lost the War · · Score: 3, Informative

    Efficient killing machine == Good when there are bad guys trying to kill you.

    == Bad when you create 2x more insurgents because of all the civvies you just collaterally damaged.
  7. Sure, blame the geeks... on How Tech Almost Lost the War · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ...that way you don't have to admit the galacticly stupid decision to invade in the first place.

  8. The smokey room on New ATC System To Rely On AT&T Cell Towers · · Score: 1

    U.S. Government: Can we listen to all Internet traffic? We'll give you the fat FCC contract.

    AT&T: Um...OK!

  9. Covert? on Major Breakthrough in Direct Neural Interface · · Score: 1

    These signals are then fed into computers which covert these pulses into signals suitable for speech synthesis.

    Interesting typo
  10. It was just a joke! on Open Source, Genetically Engineered Machines From a Kit? · · Score: 2, Funny

    My daughter was born three months ago. My wife jokes, "She won't be allowed to date until she's 25!" I always add, "Yeah, and not until after she gets a PhD in Programmable Genetics..."

    I was only half kidding. Now I'm not kidding at all. :)

  11. Speed warning on Japan's Melody Roads Play Music as You Drive · · Score: 1

    I thought of something similar to this when I was a kid. (Ya, I know, should have patented it, would have made a killing, yada, yada...)

    Anyway, my idea came from the speed warnings in the road driving up to the airport in Dallas: about fifty 1cm ruts, perpendicular to the direction of traffic, caused a loud noise and strong vibration in the car. I thought, "If this can make noise, why not speech?" And the faster you went, the louder, more high pitched, and more strident the voice would be. It could say, "ssloooww doooowwn..." if you were going 30mph, and scream "SLOW DOWN!!" at 60mph.

    Ah, the folly of youth.

  12. Re:Patent In Question & University Patent Port on Northeastern University Sues Google Over Patent · · Score: 1

    I fear that the future only holds more and more patents being acquired by professors.

    Cool. Spread that meme. If more people start thinking that then the patent system will finally get fixed. When you can blame something on an icon of the left wing world (elite, ivory tower professors, for instance) then something gets done about it. Nothing motivates right wingers more, and left wingers are always happy to doubt themselves or eat their own.
  13. Re:Voting? on US Official Urges Americans To Reconsider Privacy · · Score: 1

    Not my point.

    Ever heard of a "secret ballot"?

  14. Voting? on US Official Urges Americans To Reconsider Privacy · · Score: 1

    "Protecting anonymity isn't a fight that can be won."

    Has this man never voted?

    Or, maybe that's a moot point.

  15. Re:Worth it... depends on Is SETI Worth It? · · Score: 1

    Descartes proved that "I" exists.

    He said nothing about "WE"

  16. Re:Worth it... depends on Is SETI Worth It? · · Score: 1

    While SETI will never prove that ET life does NOT exist, it might prove that it does. That will be the largest discovery in the history of man... BY FAR!

    I beg to differ. The greatest discovery would be: do WE exist?
  17. Sighing? on UK Schools Warned Off Microsoft Deal · · Score: 1

    For chrissakes, people. Are you trying to mock yourselves?

  18. Golden parachute on Investment Firm Bids to Buy SCOs UNIX Operations · · Score: 1, Interesting

    It's a golden parachute. Follow the money.

  19. Re:Interesting question raised by the summary on Brain Regions Responsible for Optimism Located · · Score: 2, Funny

    Or maybe even get you that date with Gisele.

    Or get you really excited about political candidate X when you go to their speech.
  20. Re:Three words on Identity Thieves Not Big On Technology · · Score: 1

    1) locked mailbox
    2) mail slot in your door
    3) get mail sent to a p.o. box

    If you don't do any of those things then the security isn't important enough to you.

  21. Re:Three words on Identity Thieves Not Big On Technology · · Score: 1
  22. Re:Three words on Identity Thieves Not Big On Technology · · Score: 1

    Get a mail box with a lock.

  23. Re:Three words on Identity Thieves Not Big On Technology · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What percentage of identity theft occurs from someone stealing one of those little envelopes, I wonder.

    That's why, when you get 'em, you shred 'em.

    Security is not absolute. It's always about probabilities. You reduce the chance of a breach, but you can never make it absolutely impossible.
  24. Three words on Identity Thieves Not Big On Technology · · Score: 1

    Use a shredder.

  25. Re:Hmm, OK... on Games All Downhill Since Pong? · · Score: 4, Funny

    Nah. By that standard hide 'n' seek beats them all.