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Major Breakthrough in Direct Neural Interface

jd writes "In a major breakthrough, neurologists are reporting that they can decypher neurological impulses into speech with an 80% accuracy. A paralyzed man who is incapable of speech has electrodes implanted in his brain which detect the electrical pulses in the brain relating to speech. These signals are then fed into computers which covert these pulses into signals suitable for speech synthesis. As a biotech marvel, this is astonishing. Depending on the rate of development it is possible to imagine Professor Hawking migrating to this, as it would be immune to any further loss of body movement and would vastly accelerate his ability to talk. On the flip-side, direct brain I/O is also a major step towards William Gibson's Neuromancer and other cyberpunk dark futures."

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  1. Really accurate? by SnoopJeDi · · Score: 1, Insightful

    A paralyzed man who is incapable of speech has electrodes implanted in his brain which detect the electrical pulses in the brain relating to speech. These signals are then fed into computers which covert these pulses into signals suitable for speech synthesis.


    How do they know they're accurately converting the signals to sound, if they're basing this off a man who has no ability to speak?

    Maybe telling him "try to say X" or something, or having him write down what he's trying to say.

    But the article leaves off a little bit as to where they pull 80% from.
    1. Re:Really accurate? by DragonWriter · · Score: 4, Insightful

      How do they know they're accurately converting the signals to sound, if they're basing this off a man who has no ability to speak?
      Many people who are unable to speak are able to communicate in some other way (usually, some form of gesture, whether sign language, nodding, blinking, whatever.) It doesn't take a much to be able to indicate "right" or "wrong".
    2. Re:Really accurate? by rucs_hack · · Score: 4, Informative

      I'm guessing the 80% comes from the fact that this is an issue of the linear separability of signals. Its generally hard to get reliable sensitivity/specificity measures over this that anyone is going to take seriously.

      Sensitivity = percentage number of correct identifications
      Specificity = corresponding percentage of incorrect identifications at each measured sensitivity.

      Probably they can get up to 90%, but from experience I would say the rate of false positives at this sensitivity likely is moving towards exponential increase. It's better to stop at 80%, at least when something is in the early stages.

      This is just guessing of course, I have no understanding of their research, but going from my own work on non linearly separable sets, I'd say this is what's happening.

    3. Re:Really accurate? by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      So your main source of skepticism is something that you, as (I'm assuming like me) a layman, thought up a solution to in 5 seconds?

      Yeah it's a short article, what's your point? You want the exact methodology they used to get that number (which if we took literally only has one significant digit), you'd have to read whatever paper they publish. "Ask them to say X, compare to what the computer says" seems a pretty reasonable assumption of how they did it though.

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    4. Re:Really accurate? by QRDeNameland · · Score: 3, Funny

      How do they know they're accurately converting the signals to sound, if they're basing this off a man who has no ability to speak?

      I can see it going something like this...

      Researcher: "The machine translates his electrical pulses as 'I'd really enjoy a blowjob from your assistant, Ms. Jenkins.' Ms. Jenkins, do you mind?"

      Ms. Jenkins: "Anything in the name of science!!"

      Researcher: "Well, that ear-to-ear smile is conclusive proof that he is in fact enjoying it. Eureka, it works!!!"

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    5. Re:Really accurate? by Thought1 · · Score: 3, Funny

      They know it's accurate because the voice translation told them it was! It then said something about "robotic voice translator overlords..." We're not sure about that bit. (:

    6. Re:Really accurate? by vux984 · · Score: 2, Funny

      They know it's accurate because the voice translation told them it was! It then said something about "robotic voice translator overlords..." We're not sure about that bit. (:

      Hence the 80%.

    7. Re:Really accurate? by moderatorrater · · Score: 1

      So what you're saying is that when the machine correctly identifies 80% of the signals, it recognizes that the other 20% are garbage and ignores them, whereas at 90% it (falsely) recognizes the other 10% as correct as well?

    8. Re:Really accurate? by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

      So... you don't watch television, then?

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    9. Re:Really accurate? by deathy_epl+ccs · · Score: 2, Funny

      How do they know they're accurately converting the signals to sound, if they're basing this off a man who has no ability to speak?

      That was the easy part... they were able to start with the assumption that he just kept repeating "kill me" over and over again.

    10. Re:Really accurate? by dintech · · Score: 3, Funny

      Now you are just putting words in his mouth. :)

    11. Re:Really accurate? by Gerzel · · Score: 1

      If they are getting back semi-coherent conversation with him then it is safe to assume that the words coming back are more or less correct.

    12. Re:Really accurate? by Lord+Apathy · · Score: 3, Funny

      This is great. Now all we have to do is reverse the fucker so it figures out 80% garbage and 20% signal. Then we attach it to congress critters, lawyers, and RIAA stoges. Now we don't have to listen to their shit at all anymore.

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    13. Re:Really accurate? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My guess is that the only way to advance beyond 80% is to better understand the impulses to existing musculature which could be translated into an emulated larynx. They have experimented with artificial larynx in cell phone tech for a while. The idea being it would be easier to describe predefined movements of the artificial larynx than to send digital representation of the audio. Some of the work has been VERY impressive and in fact working models do exist.........

    14. Re:Really accurate? by moderatorrater · · Score: 1

      Can I be the control?

    15. Re:Really accurate? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The article says the man is 'locked in', which means that he not only cannot speak, but he has no voluntary movement whatsoever, even blinking eyelids.

      There was an article recently in New Scientist about this. One problem doctors studying this field have is that since it is an experimental treatment, they need consent of the patient, and how can they get consent if the patient can't communicate?

      With some locked-in patients, they are able to respond based on the acidity of their saliva. They are told to either imagine eating lemons (for yes) or eating milk (for no), and their saliva sympathetically adjusts to their thoughts. Then their saliva is measured. See more here: http://www.mindhacks.com/blog/2007/08/locked_in_with_the_b.html

      Sad to say it, but I suspect the first thing the patient will say is "kill me".

    16. Re:Really accurate? by Lord+Ender · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Clearly, you have never watched Star Trek. They put him in a little electric wheel chair with a big red light on it. He can make it beep once for "yes," twice for "no."

      And, amazingly enough, he can somehow still get his mojo on if you beam him down to the right planet.

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    17. Re:Really accurate? by Harmonious+Botch · · Score: 3, Funny

      No need; Ms Jenkins is reputed to be quite competent. ;-)

    18. Re:Really accurate? by superwiz · · Score: 0

      Wouldn't it be much simpler to just ask a person? He is incapable of speech. But that could mean he can still move his eyes... So it would be possible to device a communication system based on that.

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    19. Re:Really accurate? by sorak · · Score: 5, Funny

      Many people who are unable to speak are able to communicate in some other way (usually, some form of gesture, whether sign language, nodding, blinking, whatever.) It doesn't take a much to be able to indicate "right" or "wrong".

      Remember, it's only 80% accurate. It may be more like "rigm!" or "prong!"

    20. Re:Really accurate? by rvqbl · · Score: 1

      Perhaps the computer has achieved consciousness?

    21. Re:Really accurate? by skoaldipper · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I have time to kill on lunch. Let's see...

      Right Wrong = 10 letters.

      P in Prong = 1
      M in rigm = 1 (+1 letter missing)
      1 missing = 1/2

      So, (10 - 2.5)/10 = 0.75 ~ 80%

      Your post above not only meets funny standards, but accolades for careful thought in using relevant and accurate choice of words. Well done, sir, well done!

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    22. Re:Really accurate? by Beardo+the+Bearded · · Score: 2, Funny

      "Wow, it's actually picking up what I'm salmon."

      "Wait, what?"

      Well, there's my extra marks for funny. Now for the serious part:

      I've taught a few people who couldn't speak how to work their voice. In one case, she would talk a little like Boomhauer from King of the Hiil. "Daddy, mumble mumble me mumble mumble juice mumble mumble counter?" Once she got used to the feedback and the system, she would fill in the mumbled parts with the correct conjunctions. Perhaps that's how the 80% is getting in there. The general idea is understandable, but the syntax is a little peculiar when it comes to the non-critical components of the sentence. Give the guy a few years to work with the implant and I'll bet that his speech will improve.

      Alternatively, the scientists might all be Gen-Y text messengers who can't understand complete sentences.

      "Excuse me, can you get me a phone? I would like to call my wife and tell her I can talk."

      "w8? UR tk :D lol lol"

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    23. Re:Really accurate? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well Mr id 6130, I see you are new here. At slashdot, all commenters are laymen who have 5 second solutions. This is why slashdot exists: to allow laymen to say, "duh, I did not RTFA, but obviously I am smarter than the OP". We then feel warm and fuzzy.

    24. Re:Really accurate? by ruben.gutierrez · · Score: 1

      The simplest method of verifying would be to ask specific questions, such as "What's your name?", "What's your age?", etc.

    25. Re:Really accurate? by Jaysyn · · Score: 1

      I award you extra points for the "Johnny Got His Gun" reference.

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    26. Re:Really accurate? by DrVomact · · Score: 1

      From the article:

      Although the data is still being analysed, researchers at Boston University believe they can correctly identify the sound Mr Ramsay's brain is imagining some 80% of the time...In the next few weeks, a computer will start the task of translating his thoughts into sounds.

      As is usual with any pop sci article, we have to guess what's going on, but I'd say that they've given the subject a set of "sounds", like "buh", "ah", "kuh" "la" and so on, and then instructed him to try to speak them. The instruments were then able to identify instances of this subset with 80% reliability. The next step will be to get the computer to reproduce the sounds audibly...to babble, in effect. As the article says, "Conversation is what we're hoping for, but we're pretty far from that."

      It would be nice to know how large the set of "sounds" is that they're using, and how much effort and training has to be undertaken by the subject. It could turn out that the effort of "talking" like this is far greater than arranging a blinking eye code, or something on that order. Then again, it could be a wonderful thing. We'll have to wait and see.

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    27. Re:Really accurate? by Yetihehe · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yes, but fast direct speech is a LOT faster and less exhausting than wiggling your eyes for each letter.

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    28. Re:Really accurate? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      they said he can't speak, not that he can't think!

    29. Re:Really accurate? by hostyle · · Score: 1

      -1 Could be out heckling beers or paying for hookers! *hic*

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    30. Re:Really accurate? by KlaymenDK · · Score: 1


      So... you don't watch television, then?

      Yes I do, but the "brightness" control seem to be broken. It's dumb no matter how I set the control.

      (Yes that's an old joke, but so fitting I just had to. Also, they say that television is a medium because anything well done is rare. I'll shut up now.)
    31. Re:Really accurate? by loafula · · Score: 1

      I'm guessing that the electrodes don't actully decipher what he is trying to say, they probably just pick up the signals that control movement of the lips, tongue and larynx.

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    32. Re:Really accurate? by riffzifnab · · Score: 1

      If your getting a blowjob and you can't feel it or see it, are you really getting a blowjob?

    33. Re:Really accurate? by fbjon · · Score: 5, Funny
      Reportedly, the first words spoken through this interface were:


      "Frist wrods!!"

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    34. Re:Really accurate? by QRDeNameland · · Score: 1

      The premise was that he couldn't speak, not that he was blind and totally numb. Good philosophical question, though.

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    35. Re:Really accurate? by a+whoabot · · Score: 0

      :(

    36. Re:Really accurate? by cytg.net · · Score: 1

      I love it. Allthough it pitches a wrench into the construct of how i pictured things like this worked .. I imagined that the sum of training data, ie. our lives, would serve as the 'encryption' key to decipher the io's of the brain ... apprantly not so .. or maybe this data is just not as different or chaotic as one would think.

    37. Re:Really accurate? by rucs_hack · · Score: 1

      nope

      You misunderstand me. The two sets are distinct.

      You can have 80% accuracy on correct signals whilst simultaneously, and erroniously, interpretating any amount from 1 to 100% of the incorrect signals as being of the type required.

      The two sets are theoretically distinct, but finding the line that separates them is very hard indeed.

    38. Re:Really accurate? by piojo · · Score: 1

      How do they know they're accurately converting the signals to sound, if they're basing this off a man who has no ability to speak? My apologies if someone has already pointed out, but 80% should be enough for a human to understand it, mostly, and a system that made that only /seemed/ to be synthesizing his speech would have to pass the turing test. I must say, that would be a great accomplishment, on its own.
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    39. Re:Really accurate? by kurzweilfreak · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      A shotgun is cheaper and more efficient.

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    40. Re:Really accurate? by Lord+Apathy · · Score: 1

      Good point ... both of them.

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    41. Re:Really accurate? by Knowmadification · · Score: 1

      Na, We would Listen to them, the only difference, We'd know what they're saying. and we'd water it down to 10%, after all they are Lawyers, Polys, ect.

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    42. Re:Really accurate? by TheoMurpse · · Score: 1

      It would have been more fitting to recite Mary Had a Little Lamb.

  2. On the gripping hand... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    > On the flip-side, direct brain I/O is also a major step towards William Gibson's Neuromancer and other cyberpunk dark futures.

    But on the gripping hand, er, side... since we're already living in a dystopian cyberpunk future, why shouldn't we at least get the cool wirehead toys?

    1. Re:On the gripping hand... by ByOhTek · · Score: 1

      A Mote in God's Eye. Good reference.

      Still I like high error rate.

      I wonder where the error would come in when someone orders "A hot duck" for dinner?

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    2. Re:On the gripping hand... by allthingscode · · Score: 1

      And who says this is dark? Wire me up.

    3. Re:On the gripping hand... by Gregb05 · · Score: 1

      Why? what's wrong with a potluck?

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  3. Make sure that... by Starteck81 · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...your antivirus software is up-to-date before you plug your brain in cause I hear it really sucks when your brain Snow Crashes!

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    1. Re:Make sure that... by sanimalp · · Score: 1

      Snow Crashes are OK, it just means you get repurposed as a random number generator.

  4. what if by rucs_hack · · Score: 5, Funny

    The subject turns out to have Tourettes syndrome?

    OI! [redacted] will you [redacted] [redacted] [redacted] make me a [redacted][redacted][redacted] cup of [redacted] coffee?

    Brain obscenity filters for teh wins....

    1. Re:what if by Starteck81 · · Score: 1

      The subject turns out to have Tourettes syndrome? OI! [redacted] will you [redacted] [redacted] [redacted] make me a [redacted][redacted][redacted] cup of [redacted] coffee? Brain obscenity filters for teh wins....
      You're right, it probably wouldn't be a good idea to hook it up to army drill sargeants or sailors either. It would be fun to hook up to the pointy haired boss... just to see if anything comes out. ;-)
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    2. Re:what if by Lord+Apathy · · Score: 1

      Hey that was my joke!

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    3. Re:what if by davidsyes · · Score: 1

      Considering the recent military trial of one USMC drill instructor.... maybe not. Their congress/progress person might get involved...

      http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1926591/posts

      "A military jury had found that he beat or otherwise denigrated 23 men in his charge last winter at the Marine Corps Recruit Depot in San Diego."

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    4. Re:what if by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When I served in the Army, it was common knowledge why private Smart Ass was in the infirmary after "falling down the stairs". What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger. The younger gen of smart ass punks needs a soap blanket bunk party if you ask me. I know guys who had to repeat boot after getting jaw or rib broken from a DS's pugil stick. They didn't complain and were the better for it. What's really needed is a smaller contingent of marines and soldiers who really want to be there. Send all the other misinformed unpatriotic GI bill carpetbaggers packing. Hooah.

    5. Re:what if by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      DON'T TALK [redacted] ABOUT TOTAL!

    6. Re:what if by davidsyes · · Score: 2, Informative

      UP to a certain point I agree. Blanket party, I've had. Shipmates dicking with my fold-n-stow in the boot barracks earned me Marching Party. Two marching parties would have led to "Short Tour", but then the jerks (some among us recruits) figured out I was harmless, and they left me alone. While others claimed Marching Party was hell (PT with 14-lb rifle, at night, during sleep time, from about 2200-0000), I considered it exercise, and I made it just fine. By considering it exercise my mind dissuaded me from trying to cheat. Cheaters ended up with a 2nd Marching Party.

      But, breaking jaws or limbs during or after boot, ehh, I won't go that far. Never know when later on you end up a casualty of friendly fired. Grudges can be held for years, resurfacing when you least expect.

      Remember the race riots of the 70's in the USN? Sailor stabbing one another in their racks (bunks, for you land lubbers)?; sailors ending up in sea bags and tossed overboard for witnessing drug deals at sea?; sailors being cold-cocked/whacked over the head with a dogging pipe or dogging wrench from behind?; the sailor in the 80's who was restrained by multiple shipmates who "raped" him with a pneumatic grease gun's tube and pumped the mil-spec stuff in him, ruining his innards? (they got Leavenworth for that);

      There's a reason you DON'T whack the shit out of people or break limbs. I swear, had that happened to me, I'd have become a serial killer, maybe. Not out of weakness, but out of revenge.

      Fortunately, I kept myself just inside the line of nerd/annoying-but-not-threatening. How? I learned WHEN not to report certain violations. I never turned in people from gambling, slushing, or the like, but I DID prep my pistol to deter a multi-occasion deserter from deserting on my watch when the quarterdeck watch of another ship was watching him and us. Had I looked the other way, they'd have reported seeing the Roving Patrol walking away from someone with a seabag shimmying down the stern quarter mooring line.

      No, the DUR (Dicked-Up Recruits) you weed out despite the expense of acquisition. I only get physical for DEFENSE, not training or offense. But, then I wasn't a Marine or army soldier, either. Nor did I train for SEALs or the like, so fortunately, I was never really NEAR the level of intense training USMC/Army guys might be under.

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    7. Re:what if by Das+Modell · · Score: 1

      Blanket party, I've had.

      Remember the race riots of the 70's in the USN? Sailor stabbing one another in their racks (bunks, for you land lubbers)?; sailors ending up in sea bags and tossed overboard for witnessing drug deals at sea?; sailors being cold-cocked/whacked over the head with a dogging pipe or dogging wrench from behind?; the sailor in the 80's who was restrained by multiple shipmates who "raped" him with a pneumatic grease gun's tube and pumped the mil-spec stuff in him, ruining his innards? (they got Leavenworth for that);

      What the fuck is wrong with the US Navy? It sounds worse than the Russian military.
    8. Re:what if by davidsyes · · Score: 1

      (To the modders, i am replying to a question, so pls don't go nuts with the "off-topic/flamebait" mod/ding...)

      It stopped being "my navy" once i discharged (honorably) at the end of my enlistment contract. Grew sick of the spectrum of dubious, corrosive politics, double-standards, backstabbing and more. It's the US' navy. I have nil contact with it. Later, I entered a world in which I'd create a new world class, stateless (admittedly fictional) navy/maritime police force. Minimal nationalism, no flag-waving, no bullying, but with a mandate to deprecate all power-projecting nations' flag-waving navies into nothing more than own-shore coastal patrol units. No status of forces agreements... no aircraft carriers... no "expeditionary" forces...

      "In whose navy would YOU like to serve" is my site slogan.

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  5. More info by niceone · · Score: 4, Informative
    The BBC article is pretty light on detail, and the New Scientist one is subscribers only, but there is more stuff here.

    They have hooked up to 41 neurons and:

    For now, the team is focusing on the building blocks of words. In a series of experiments over the last few years, Ramsey has imagined saying three vowel sounds: "oh", "ee" and "oo". By watching his brain activity, the researchers have been able to identify distinct patterns associated with the different sounds. Although the data is still being analysed, they believe that they can correctly identify the sound Ramsey is imagining around 80 per cent of the time
    1. Re:More info by WombatDeath · · Score: 2, Funny

      Cool! With a bit more work he'll be able to join in the chorus of Old MacDonald.

    2. Re:More info by sseaman · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Thanks, that's quite helpful. I could find no details about this on my own, lacking a New Scientist subscription. He isn't "imagining" these sounds - he's trying to produce them. I suspect they've tapped into the motor cortex, where one of the last stages of motor processing. They're not tapping into "speech" centers - it's simply a motor area associated with articulatory muscles. Not that it isn't impressive, but it's not a step towards mind-reading or better computer-human interfaces unless you suffer from a muscle- or nerve-based speech disorder. We've understood to specific relationships between regions of the motor cortex and muscles in the body for quite some time. Actual language centers are far more mysterious.

    3. Re:More info by fair_n_hite_451 · · Score: 2, Funny

      "oh-ee-oh"

      Well, he can already do a voice over part of the Flying Monkey Chorus if they ever remake the Wizard of Oz.

      This tech is so cool it's not funny.

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    4. Re:More info by SnoopJeDi · · Score: 1

      Ah, this is exactly what I was looking for, just a little more detail. Thanks!

    5. Re:More info by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This method does seem much more practical for human communication through such a device. I mean could you imagine all the garbage that would come out of your mouth if it just spit out everything you thought? Likewise it would be rather annoying having most everything you read inadvertently being spoken. This at least would give people control over what is being said.

    6. Re:More info by sseaman · · Score: 1

      This method does seem much more practical for human communication through such a device.

      I don't think communication through this device would be very successful for a few reasons:

      • If you don't have a nerve or muscle disorder affecting articulation, this will require you to speak out loud, unless you can be trained to accurately pre-plan motor movements using covert speech.
      • If you are speaking out loud, why not use a mic? It will pick up a much higher percentage of speech sounds than this device.
      • This doesn't get around the problem of machine translation of speech - in fact, it would be much harder to accurately recognize speech if you could only process 80% of the acoustic signal (depending on how this value was obtained).

      This seems like a promising way to improve articulation for individuals with certain muscle or nerve disorders - which is fantastic - but for the rest of us it's not directly applicable.

    7. Re:More info by davidsyes · · Score: 1

      "Not that it isn't impressive,"

      Might impress the hell out of Johnny Weismueller or Ron Ely, or Boy or Jai.... Jane might be jealous, tho...

      But, would such alteration surgery be cruel and unusual punishment for convicts? Thoracic replacement vs jail time. Chime fits the Crime: pre-pubescent pitch to 25,000 baud. Thieves get girly voices, bad/naughty priests get 250k baud so they can more quickly talk to God.

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  6. As Fleet Captain Pike said.. by Rob+T+Firefly · · Score: 4, Funny
    1. Re:As Fleet Captain Pike said.. by Dachannien · · Score: 1

      Dr. Zoidberg: I wouldn't want to follow that guy!

    2. Re:As Fleet Captain Pike said.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Capt. Pike trivia from the r.a.s faq:

      TOS "The Menagerie": The ONLY doorknob seen in a Federation setting (ship or starbase etc.) was on the door to Christopher Pike's quarters, which was kind of ironic, since he's about the only person who COULDN'T use a doorknob! :-) (The door to Dr. Tom Lathom's house in "The Conscience of the King" has a doorknob, but may not be a Federation setting. In TNG "The First Duty", we see that dorms at SFA have doorknobs.)
  7. Just wate until SP2... by Anonymous+Monkey · · Score: 1

    This sounds great, but considering how well cochlear implants work this scares me a bit. I know some one who has a a defective cochlear and it is causing her a lot of problems. Worse than the fact that her restored hearing sounds like a computer and the implant is failing is the prospect of another operation to fix it. How ever much this technology could be of benefit I would much rather avoid the implants all together.

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    1. Re:Just wate until SP2... by crgrace · · Score: 1

      You shouldn't be scared about cochlear implants. The cochlea is just a biological transducer (converts pressure changes to electrical pulses). It is complex, but it is not a "decision-making" part of the brain. It serves as an input to the brain. So, a cochlear implant replaces the biological transducer with an electronic one. It works well but of course it will be improved.

    2. Re:Just wate until SP2... by Anonymous+Monkey · · Score: 1

      But that's my point, it is a 'simple' device and yet is very prone to failure, outside interference, and general household EM. How much more dangerous would it be to jack something into my brain. If I was in an iron lung and could not speak i might accept the surgery, but other than that please stay out of my cranium.

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    3. Re:Just wate until SP2... by petsounds · · Score: 1

      My mother-in-law just recently had surgery to implant a cochlear implant in her other ear. It is the most amazing piece of technology I've seen.

      Before she had the implants, she was pretty close to being deaf. She got by mostly from lip-reading, and could only discern loud sounds with a hearing aid. Once her brain became "trained" to the digital interface (which took a few months, though everyone is different and some only receive modest success), she could hear birds chirping, cola fizzing, and other assorted sounds we take for granted. She can listen to music now, whereas before it was a headache-inducing mess. And get this, she can plug her iPod directly into the implant. No headphones needed. But most importantly, she can hear her granddaughter's voice. She now feels confidence to interact with society, whereas before she had to struggle to succeed in it. The side-benefit of the implant and her hearing condition is that she can turn them off at will when she hears something that annoys her. I'm sure there's occasions in which all of us could use that feature. ;)

      So, I'm sorry for your friend's experience with theirs - it could be a different brand than what my mother-in-law has (there are about three companies producing them), but she has had a life-changing experience with hers.

    4. Re:Just wate until SP2... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am sorry but we are not talking about getting breast augmentation here, this is brain surgery at this point. Ma and Pa kettle are not about to head down to the local clinic and get there implant so they can have people read their thoughts. And people do die from cosmetic surgery...i.e. nothing is without risks.

      We are talking extreme cases at this point, and all new technology has to start somewhere. This is better than Marie Curie who used to keep a jar of radioactive material next to her bed at night, I'm sure for the health benefits.

      It will be dangerous and used only in those extreme cases. And someday when it only kills 10% or so it will be available to everyone else who wants to communicate to there computers to play the latest FPS game woot!!

    5. Re:Just wate until SP2... by Anonymous+Monkey · · Score: 1

      That sounds great. I suppose I'm a bit bias because I have friends who are Deaf (as in use ASL, went to Deaf schools exc.) and I know ASL, so I have heard all the story's about people who got brain-fry from electric razors, lightning storms, and microwaves (oh, the only undocumented story was the last one.) The part that bugs me most is how many people who got cochlears as children because their parents were convened it would help them, and then it didn't work, or failed with in a few years. Because a cochlear implant destroys any natural hearing left these kids went from being 50% to 75% deaf to 100% deaf. Like i said, wait until SP2, I don't want to be given a beta impalnt.

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    6. Re:Just wate until SP2... by petsounds · · Score: 1

      I agree that giving children implants is a little suspect. I liken the implants to Wii Sports. It's easy to pick up and play that game if you are already familiar with the motions of the real sports, but otherwise you may have trouble understanding what to do. The same holds for the cochlear implants - if you don't know what a bird sounds like, it'll be much harder to train your brain to interpret the digital interface as such.

      On top of that, I'm not sure that most children have the maturity and patience to go through the arduous process of this training period. Even for adults it can be very frustrating. I met a woman who had one, and she wasn't much better than she was before the operation a year prior because she didn't have much support from her husband and didn't have a proactive, DIY attitude.

  8. What about the babies?? by rambag · · Score: 1, Funny

    Would a device like this work on someone who doesn't know how to speak english or better yet a baby that speaks no language at all, if so then we just invented the universal translator, live long and prosper trekkies.

    1. Re:What about the babies?? by thatskinnyguy · · Score: 1

      I think that popping sound was my mind blowing from your comment. You sir, just made my day!

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    2. Re:What about the babies?? by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      Since it has to wire into the nervous system, it's more like a babel fish.

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    3. Re:What about the babies?? by Not_Wiggins · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Would a device like this work on someone who doesn't know how to speak english or better yet a baby that speaks no language at all

      The answer is "Yes" (but not the way you intended) and "No."

      It would work for a non-English speaker IFF that speaker was trying to speak his native language; what they've detected is the brain's intention to produce a SOUND; so, by extension, the interpretation is producing a phonetic representation of the sounds in the person's head.

      It isn't interpreting the concept of the sound (someone isn't thinking of a cat and the word "cat" is produced). It should be possible for someone speaking any language (including a made-up one) to use this system.

      For a baby (who has no word associated with the object), it wouldn't provide any use... unless your conjecture is that a baby doesn't speak because the muscles in her throat aren't strong enough to form words, but her brain knows what sounds would be made. Then... sure, it would work. 8)

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    4. Re:What about the babies?? by hoggoth · · Score: 2, Interesting

      > Would a device like this work on someone who doesn't know how to speak english or better yet a baby that speaks no language at all, if so then we just invented the universal translator, live long and prosper trekkies

      Yes it certainly would. The device works by directly picking up the intent of the subject in a global individual-neutral format. That intent is then translated into English by dictionary lookup and standard text-to-speech software. It would be a trivial matter to subsitiute any other language besides English.
      As an interesting side-note, since the device directly reads a persons thoughts and intent it can also function as a lie-detector, dream interpreter, and as a therapist.

      You sir, have a gift.

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    5. Re:What about the babies?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, it's identifying the sounds being represented in the man's brain, not his intents or thoughts. I would imagine that this information is probably fairly closely correlated with the actual signals being sent to the muscles. So, this probably would work on people speaking other languages, but you'd need to calibrate the machine for them and identify all of the different sounds in that language, and then what it outputs will be in that language. It definitely won't work for babies, because you have to know how to make the noises first.

    6. Re:What about the babies?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks for the post. I think you made us all a little bit dumber.

    7. Re:What about the babies?? by mh1997 · · Score: 1

      Would a device like this work on someone who doesn't know how to speak english or better yet a baby that speaks no language at all, if so then we just invented the universal translator, live long and prosper trekkies

      Yes it certainly would. The device works by directly picking up the intent of the subject in a global individual-neutral format. That intent is then translated into English by dictionary lookup and standard text-to-speech software. It would be a trivial matter to subsitiute any other language besides English.

      As an interesting side-note, since the device directly reads a persons thoughts and intent it can also function as a lie-detector, dream interpreter, and as a therapist.

      You sir, have a gift.

      Universal translation is close, but using google translator from english to chinese to chinese standard and then back to english, I got this:

      Devices like this will be the work of the people do not know how to speak English or better yet speak of a baby that no linguistic and if so, what we have just invented the world of translators, long-term living and prosperity trekkies

      Yes, it will, of course. The device works directly accelerate the intent of the theme, in the global personal-neutral format. Of that intent, and then translated into English dictionary search and standard text-to-speech conversion software. This will be a no trivial matter to subsitiute any other language, in addition to English.

      As an interesting side effect that, because the device directly read into a person's thoughts and intentions, it also can be used as a lie detector, the dream interpreter, and as a therapist.

      Ladies, there is a gift.

    8. Re:What about the babies?? by DrVomact · · Score: 1

      Hmm...I ran it through my Universal Bullshit Evaluator, and all I got was "trivial irony".

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    9. Re:What about the babies?? by davidsyes · · Score: 1

      And, while we're at it, build in:

      -- car alarms

      -- ship's collision gong

      -- submarine diving gong

      -- police sirens (to scare of stalkers while jogging)

      -- sex sounds, to lure pervs in closer to the bushes

      -- the sound of back-firing car (but, thorax might burst...)

      -- the "Sound of Music"

      -- Big, bad wolf banging Goldilox, or Pinocchio

      -- wolf baying (so people can play Lucan) ...

      Now, if we can just get prosthetic bulging/throbbing temple veins, we can play Talosian.

      Would REALLY freak people out is to use these devices to communicate with a collaborator and tell each other to do things, using our throat, nodding and veins, selectively turning the actual speakers on and off for effect... (Maybe, throw in spiraling contact lenses, or color-adjusting, emotion-controlled contacts...)

      (might send the CIA/NSA/other lettered-agencies on an ET easter egg hunt...)

      Egg-zeh-lent...

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    10. Re:What about the babies?? by uhlume · · Score: 1

      That noise, like the sound of a Blue Angel fly-over? That's the sound of an entire squadron of jokes whistling over of the heads of the moderators. "(Score:3, Interesting)," my left ass cheek.

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  9. What drives modern science? by InvisblePinkUnicorn · · Score: 5, Funny

    What drives the advances of the last couple decades?

    Two desires:

    1. To restore Stephen Hawking's physical body to its former fully-functional form.

    2. To turn Stephen Hawking into a mobile, indestructible cyborg of incomprehensible power.

    1. Re:What drives modern science? by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      Once we've accomplished the first part, he'll take care of the second on his own.

      Be fearful!

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    2. Re:What drives modern science? by kylemonger · · Score: 1

      s/Stephen Hawking/Christopher Reeve/ Some still haven't given up on Reeve.

    3. Re:What drives modern science? by corifornia2 · · Score: 0

      When hawking can finally talk I think his first words will be, "Put me back in the spinny":

      Spinny Spinny

      BTW Funny.

    4. Re:What drives modern science? by sammyF70 · · Score: 0

      aehm . seriously ... he's been dead for 3 years. Maybe it's time to move on ...

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    5. Re:What drives modern science? by idontgno · · Score: 1

      Some still haven't given up on Reeve.

      Umm... Christopher Reeve? As in, "The late Christopher Reeve, who died in October of 2004?"

      What it would take to help him now doesn't involve brain transplants; it involves necromancy.

      That said, the foundation he and his late wife Dana founded isstill hard at work to find a solution to spinal cord injuries.

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    6. Re:What drives modern science? by TheZalm · · Score: 1

      I for one, welcome our (formerly) crippled overlord!

    7. Re:What drives modern science? by Cragen · · Score: 1

      got nuthing to say! #$$%^#! go away! how do I turn this d*** thing off?

    8. Re:What drives modern science? by kylemonger · · Score: 1

      Whoosh.

    9. Re:What drives modern science? by conspirator57 · · Score: 1

      To Six million dollar man Stephen Hawking to the point that there are two Chuck Norrises in the world, asymptotically, of course. Because the only thing better than Chuck Norris is a geek Chuck Norris i guess.

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    10. Re:What drives modern science? by SpaceLifeForm · · Score: 1

      High userid numbers. Probably never heard of Superman.

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    11. Re:What drives modern science? by kabocox · · Score: 1

      What drives the advances of the last couple decades?

      Two desires:
      1. To restore Stephen Hawking's physical body to its former fully-functional form.
      2. To turn Stephen Hawking into a mobile, indestructible cyborg of incomprehensible power.


      It was the movie RoboCop that's driving it all. No one really cares about that one disabled genius. The public just thinks most geniuses are mad scientists anyway and are just waiting for an evil one to "invent" or experiment with making RoboCop.

    12. Re:What drives modern science? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      the foundation he and his late wife Dana founded isstill hard at work to find a solution to spinal cord injuries.

      And yet she smoked herself to death at 44. Maybe that should have been her cause.

    13. Re:What drives modern science? by ByteSlicer · · Score: 2, Funny

      3. Cowboy Neal

    14. Re:What drives modern science? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Arooooooo!

    15. Re:What drives modern science? by Tumbleweed · · Score: 1

      2. To turn Stephen Hawking into a mobile, indestructible cyborg of incomprehensible power.

      Well, I think it's actually to simply turn him into Davros.

    16. Re:What drives modern science? by British · · Score: 1

      Well, I think it's actually to simply turn him into Davros.

      That's what I was thinking too. I hope in the near future this neural interface makes for a cool metallic-sounding voice. Better yet, you could be a first-generation cyberman and just open your mouth(but don't move lips) to talk.

      The Sci-Fi correlations are endless!

    17. Re:What drives modern science? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dana Reeve didn't smoke, moron.

  10. Wait-- they haven't actually done this yet by raddan · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Read carefully

    Although the data is still being analysed, researchers at Boston University believe they can correctly identify the sound Mr Ramsay's brain is imagining some 80% of the time.

    In the next few weeks, a computer will start the task of translating his thoughts into sounds.

    "We hope it will be a breakthrough," says Joe Wright of Neural Signals, which has helped develop the technology. While this is indeed promising, and I hope that this 'unlocks' this poor fellow, this 'unlocking' has not happened yet. Hopefully, when they are able to decipher these signals, he's not saying, "Kill me" over and over again.
    1. Re:Wait-- they haven't actually done this yet by noidentity · · Score: 2, Funny

      It's OK, the editors are only able to decipher what TFA says some 80% of the time.

    2. Re:Wait-- they haven't actually done this yet by FleaPlus · · Score: 1

      While this is indeed promising, and I hope that this 'unlocks' this poor fellow, this 'unlocking' has not happened yet.

      It's a little unclear from the BBC article, but going from their research posters, they have in fact tested the translation already, using a data set compiled from neural recordings made while having the subject try to produce different phoneme sounds. However, this analysis was done "offline," not in real-time. I think what they're referring to doing in the "next few weeks" is getting the analysis working in real-time, so the guy could actually use it to communicate.

    3. Re:Wait-- they haven't actually done this yet by Cornflake917 · · Score: 1

      While this is indeed promising, and I hope that this 'unlocks' this poor fellow, this 'unlocking' has not happened yet. Hopefully, when they are able to decipher these signals, he's not saying, "Kill me" over and over again. Nah, he wouldn't ever say that...

      It would be more like:

      "Kill me, Kill me, Kelly Clarkson me, Kill me, Kill Penis..."
    4. Re:Wait-- they haven't actually done this yet by jd · · Score: 1

      It has reached 80%? When did that happen?

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  11. What? by Wellington+Grey · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Electrodes have been implanted in the brain of Eric Ramsay, who has been "locked in" - conscious but paralysed - since a car crash eight years ago.

    What do you do for eight years as a locked in? Wouldn't that drive a normal person insane or dull the mind beyond all recognition? Does anyone know about the mental state of these people?

    -Grey

    1. Re:What? by klenwell · · Score: 5, Informative

      I believe Antonio Damasio addresses this question in one of his books. Apparently, a fortunate side-effect of this condition is it impairs the part of your brain that would normally find this horrific and intolerable and leaves you with a weird sense of acceptance and well-being (IIRC). Otherwise, I guess you just blink a lot and hope they keep the feeding tube hooked up.

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    2. Re:What? by Wellington+Grey · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Apparently, a fortunate side-effect of this condition is it impairs the part of your brain that would normally find this horrific and intolerable and leaves you with a weird sense of acceptance and well-being


      Really? I hope so, but that just seems like too much of a coincidence -- like something the caregivers tell themselves so they don't have to deal with the horror of the situation.

      -Grey
    3. Re:What? by noidentity · · Score: 2, Funny

      Apparently, a fortunate side-effect of this condition is it impairs the part of your brain that would normally find this horrific and intolerable and leaves you with a weird sense of acceptance and well-being (IIRC).

      I think something similar is happening in the US.

    4. Re:What? by KaoticEvil · · Score: 1

      You, sir, are completely incorrect. It is not *happening* in the U.S., it has already *happened*.

      You've heard of the 60's right? Remember all the drugs? Well, not all of them were used. Some were flushed into the water system, thereby being distributed to all 50 states... Those who ingested the drugs the water system had children (my generation), so we were born with it! :)

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  12. Re:Slashdot. by hickory-smoked · · Score: 1

    ... Whut?

  13. Re:Slashdot. by geekoid · · Score: 1

    "...endow us with rights endowed by our Creator."

    No they weren't. I hope you are not spreading that tired old, and completly disproved, myth that the US was founded Christians? or on "Christian Values"?

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  14. Re:80% accurracy? by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 4, Funny

    80% accuracy is NOWHERE near good enough.
    It's good enough to get you elected president - twice.
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  15. The real breakthrough by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    will come when thoughts can be generated from machines. A mind/machine interface should go both ways.

    1. Re:The real breakthrough by wed128 · · Score: 1

      I disagree. Such an interface would drive the subject insane, I think.

  16. Mr. Gibson's dark future is a human failure ... by 2TecTom · · Score: 2, Insightful

    and not a 'techno-biological' failure. The future's darkness comes from a tyrannical plutocracy which misuses the technology, which could have just as easily been used to save mankind. It is in fact an outgrowth of current economics and politics, not technology. Please, get your stories straight.

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    1. Re:Mr. Gibson's dark future is a human failure ... by gknoy · · Score: 1

      Mr. Gibson's dark future is a human failure and not a 'techno-biological' failure. The future's darkness comes from a tyrannical plutocracy which misuses the technology, which could have just as easily been used to save mankind.

      However, I think it's telling that we tend to take it for granted that such a human failure is very likely. I mean, we've been politically scheming, warring, backstabbing, cheating, and generally being selfish all throughout the history of humanity. The very fact that people like Jesus (assuming he existed), the Dalai Lama, and war veterans are so revered is (I believe) directly related to the rarity of unselfishness in the general public.

      The growth of Corporations as legal entities seems unchecked. I expect this plutarchy will continue, not due to technology, but (as you said) due to misuse of POWER (not just technology). The cyberpunk view of the future is not due solely to technology, but to a belief that we humans will misuse it given the chance. (Heck, look at what we have people doing with surveillance technology now.)
  17. direct brain I/O is also a major step.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dark futures? To hell with that, hook me up! I wanna be a damn brain in a jar with all my favorite sites streaming directly into my cortex.

  18. thesingularityisnear by MozeeToby · · Score: 1

    Comon, if anything deserved this tag its this.

    1. Re:thesingularityisnear by 4D6963 · · Score: 1

      Comon, if anything deserved this tag its this.

      What the hell does this have to do with "strong" *artificial* intelligence?

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    2. Re:thesingularityisnear by MozeeToby · · Score: 1

      The singularity is just about strong AI. The singularity is about being able to create a greater than human intelligence, which could possibly include augmented human intelligence, of which a neural interface is a key first step.

    3. Re:thesingularityisnear by 4D6963 · · Score: 1

      The singularity is just about strong AI. The singularity is about being able to create a greater than human intelligence

      I know all that, thanks.

      of which a neural interface is a key first step.

      No. Strong AI is about.. *artificial* intelligence! That's what the fuck AI stands for. Nothing to do with the human brain.

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    4. Re:thesingularityisnear by MozeeToby · · Score: 1

      hehe, Sorry, What I meant to say was that the singularity isn't just about strong AI. One way to create greater than human intelligence is to augment human intelligence with computer hardware.

  19. can still communicate by circletimessquare · · Score: 4, Informative

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Diving_Bell_and_the_Butterfly

    he could blink. that's it. yes or no. and with that ability, letter by letter, he wrote a book (with the help of some very patient nurses/ assistants)

    it's coming out as a movie soon too i think

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    1. Re:can still communicate by BlendieOfIndie · · Score: 1

      Did he blink binary ASCII text?

    2. Re:can still communicate by Lord+Ender · · Score: 1

      He did blink out 8-bit ASCII, but he had a hard time calculating that parity bit.

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    3. Re:can still communicate by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      Why the heck didn't he at least learn to blink out Morse code, or something?

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    4. Re:can still communicate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Although that worked, it sounds like doing things the hard way. If I or anyone else I know had that problem, I'd hope someone at least has the sense or foresight to get a few printed Morse code reference sheets (at least until it gets memorized) so that we could use that to communicate in a more timely fashion.

      Hahah... Nice... The capcha is "inhuman"... Yeah waiting two minutes for the alphabet to cycle through everytime to spell something out would be.

    5. Re:can still communicate by Fred+Ferrigno · · Score: 1

      I suppose you could read the book to find out, but one plausible explanation that comes to me is that he might not have fine control over how long he kept his eye shut.

  20. Re:Slashdot. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As opposed to those adherents of "our Creator", who want to reduce us all to slaves.

  21. Been done! by Sqweegee · · Score: 4, Funny

    http://www.theonion.com/content/node/39133

    "With the new exoskeleton, Stephen will be able to safely handle radioactive isotopes in the high-radiation area of the new supercollider particle accelerator. And his new robo-arms are capable of ripping open enemy tanks like they were nutshells,"

    1. Re:Been done! by davidsyes · · Score: 1

      1. Nutshells off a tree, or husks around gigantic nuts?

      2. It would work for a non-English speaker IFF the Identification Friend of Foe recognition doesn't get cranky between "or" and "of"...

      3. Would the baby be Borg, Swedish, or Cylon (from today or from Trek/Galactica...)? Once connected to a Latebula, it would have as much in common with us as Gary Mitchell would to a lab of (cat-attacking) white mice.

      May the Lords of Kobol help such a child.

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  22. Re:Slashdot. by MyLongNickName · · Score: 1

    On the flip-side, direct brain I/O is also a major step towards William Gibson's Neuromancer and other cyberpunk dark futures."

    As we move toward a better understanding of the brain as a biochemical machine, we are better able to manipulate it through various methods. As we do that, we run into the ethical delima of doing so. But if we accept that we are only a complex machine, then is there really any concept of "human rights", or is it just a social construct that may be revoked at any time.

    Reading a lot of this apocalyptic literature, you notice something... the same folks who deny a deity, who deny that we are more than a complex set of chemicals are the sameones who talk about a human spirit... something intangible that makes human manipulation wrong. This duplicity of thought, to me, is rather humorous.

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  23. Lots of major breakthroughs by heroine · · Score: 1

    Remember a few years ago when we could control wheelchairs with 90% accuracy from electromagnetic transducers outside the skull. Now the external sensors are gone and we have a breakthrough with 80% accurate speech synthesis from internal sensors. Wonder when the wheelchair one is going to become a product.

    1. Re:Lots of major breakthroughs by someone1234 · · Score: 1

      What wheelchair? Either bionic limb replacements or limbs regrown from own cells. All this depends on which lobby wins.

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  24. I'm skeptical at best. by milamber3 · · Score: 1

    I have to be really skeptical when I see this kind of report. Research has suggested that the way the brain functions to produce speech is not like typing out words into a computer. Things are probably not grouped by the similarities in their letters or pronunciation. They are most likely stored by a particular hierarchy that may or may not vary widely across individuals depending mainly on environment. Noise also becomes a huge issue, having the electrodes inside the brain cuts down on that problem but it would still require places of little or no EM interference. Out in the world we don't offer many places like that. Additionally, you would need to do some sort of heroic measure of training for each individual who was to use this device as the signals for every word they may want to saw would need to be mapped and adequately distinguished from other words and brain activity.

    1. Re:I'm skeptical at best. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Go study neurolinguistics.

    2. Re:I'm skeptical at best. by hoggoth · · Score: 3, Insightful

      > you would need to do some sort of heroic measure of training for each individual

      Not be be callous, but I'm pretty sure they can find time in their busy eating, sleeping, and bedpan changing schedules in order to regain the ability to communicate with the world.

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    3. Re:I'm skeptical at best. by bishiraver · · Score: 1

      Except this doesn't detect the word-concept, it detects the signals to your vocal cords and lips, etc, to reproduce the sound. It's like circuit bending ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Circuit_bending ), except in the brain.

  25. Sadly more likely... by nick_davison · · Score: 5, Interesting

    My wife was in a massive car accident, a decade ago. She was in a coma for a month, suffered brain injuries, a collapsed lung, shattered arm, cracked eye socket, multiply broken jaw, etc. A national merit scholarship winner before the accident, her parents were told that, if she survived, she'd likely never walk much or be able to look after herself again.

    As it happened, she was sufficiently beaten up at the time that she had no concept of how bad her injuries were. She got out of the wheelchair simply because it frustrated her. She went back to working part time simply because she didn't realize she wasn't supposed to be able to. By the time she comprehended what had happened, she'd improved enough that setting impossible goals like "become a personal trainer" weren't quite so impossible. We taught her to read again (yes, even that got messed up) and even managed to get her back in to school - initially only able to pull a 2.0 average but improved each semester.

    In her case, she had an amazing recovery. Yet she, herself, says, "If I'm ever like that again, turn me off." She didn't realize how hurt she was and got lucky with recovering before she did. Understanding now, she has absolutely no desire to try that fight again. She'd rather just call it a day.

    So, sadly, there's a real likelihood that his first words, upon realizing he can finally communicate, after years of being unable to and stuck in a totally paralyzed body, will be, "Kill me." Probably not ideal to have the family in the room for.

    And yes, that entire story was just so I could "drop" that I have a wife in a slashdot post. Cunning, huh?

    1. Re:Sadly more likely... by tjstork · · Score: 5, Insightful

      And yes, that entire story was just so I could "drop" that I have a wife in a slashdot post. Cunning, huh?

      Your wife's recovery and you staying with her, through all of that, is the most poignant thing I have read on Slashdot, ever.

      A story like yours deserves to be told, and demands that we listen.

      May the winds always be at your back.

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    2. Re:Sadly more likely... by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 1

      MOD PARENT UP! Best. Slashdot. Post. EVAR!!

      Seriously, that's a real testament to the power of positive thought, or, more accurately, the power of negative thought and how not having negative thoughts don't allow them to have power over you. It's also inspiring in that she overcame the odds. A bit of a bummer that she'd just throw in the towel if she had to do it again.

      And, you're not the only guy on Slashdot with a wife. I've been married for over about 2.5 years now. It's not all it's cra....Hi, Honey! No, just posting on Slashdot. Oh, she says to say married life is wonderful!

    3. Re:Sadly more likely... by papvf · · Score: 3, Insightful

      As a slashdot.dot reader it goes without saying that I love to revel in the latest tech but, stories like this one prove that it is people like you and your wife that are the true inspirations in the world. All the tech and science is wasted if it can't benefit people with "real lives" like yours. Like tjstork said: "A story like yours deserves to be told, and demands that we listen." Any that don't listen, cut them selves off to reality and lose out on more than they can dream of. -papvf

    4. Re:Sadly more likely... by JcMorin · · Score: 1

      It's a very amazing story.

    5. Re:Sadly more likely... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Assuming your story is genuine rather than a dramatic device, you're missing the obvious, which is that she wasn't nearly as badly injured as some incompetent doctor told you. I've worked with several people who have had, to not trivialise your case too much, serious, permanent mental disorders after an accident; they have tried extremely hard to reach any sort of level of normality, but their short-term memory is completely shot, they might suffer psychoses, simple aptitude exercises that do not phase the average 5-year-old are a great challenge to them, etc. "Able to pull a 2.0 average but improved each semester" already demonstrates a massive range of abilities within normal range; the implication that "positive thinking" helps all but the more trivial cases is as insulting to understanding of reality as telling a blind man that all he needs to see is faith.

      What I find saddest about your post, however, is the replies that express surprise that you actually looked after your wife. Anglo-Saxon culture is depressing. My family is a mixture of Spanish and Asian, and I'd be a pariah among everyone I'd ever known if I did anything but provide the utmost care to my partner under those circumstances. Thank goodness the proportion of doctors India is exporting is comparable to the number America is producing for its own shores; then we'll see a better spirit of care and fewer ridiculous prognoses like your wife's, so far from what happened that you felt the need to discuss her recovery in terms of "impossible goals" keeping her going, to imply that she got of our her wheelchair "because it frustrated her". All the drivel of an evangelist, falling just short of appeal to deity. Bring Aristotle back to Western classrooms, please!

      Posting AC because I'm writing this in a horribly unprofessional manner out of sheer frustration; I'm across the hall from a geriatric consultant who would kill me if he saw me writing like this. But I hope the underlying message is clear. Really, I am glad your wife got better, but it's almost certainly because neurological damage was not nearly as bad as claimed, and very little to do with her attitude (though this will have helped accelerate recovery). Sorry.

    6. Re:Sadly more likely... by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      And yes, that entire story was just so I could "drop" that I have a wife in a slashdot post. Cunning, huh?
      Yep, you sure are a cunning linguist.
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    7. Re:Sadly more likely... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Factually speaking you are incorrect. Studies show quite plainly, convincingly, and scientifically that patient attitude has an enormous impact on survival and recovery from major diseases and injuries like this. You may find it insulting if it didn't work for someone you know, but it is also true and empowering. Society as a whole is much better off if we continue to spread this information, so that others can benefit from the advantages obtained from a positive, confident, and determined attitude. The capacity of the mind to affect recovery is scientific fact, and not just anecdote.

    8. Re:Sadly more likely... by blueZhift · · Score: 1

      So, sadly, there's a real likelihood that his first words, upon realizing he can finally communicate, after years of being unable to and stuck in a totally paralyzed body, will be, "Kill me." Probably not ideal to have the family in the room for.

      You raise a fascinating point. This new device when/if perfected could open a new window on a host of personal hells that severely disabled people may be suffering. Hopefully, full two way communication won't lag too far behind. Of course we'd probably do well to avoid anything that smacks of telepathy along the lines outlined by Douglas Adams' Hitch Hiker's Guide To The Galaxy, or Keiichi Sigsawa's Kino no Tabi. Some things need to be kept to one's self.

    9. Re:Sadly more likely... by FleaPlus · · Score: 1

      So, sadly, there's a real likelihood that his first words, upon realizing he can finally communicate, after years of being unable to and stuck in a totally paralyzed body, will be, "Kill me." Probably not ideal to have the family in the room for.

      My heart goes out to your wife and what happened to her, but I don't think this is the case with the patient from the experiment. He already is able to answer yes/no questions via eye movements, and I'd be very surprised if they haven't already asked him about his consent to remain on life support.

      From one of their research posters:

      http://www.neuralsignals.com/SFN2007%5B4%5D.pdf

      The ultimate goal of this project is to restore speech communication to a patient, Erik, who suffered a brain stem stroke as a result of an auto accident, and is currently locked-in. He has minimal control of eye movements, and can answer yes/no questions by moving his eyes up or down. Approximately 3 years ago, two neurotrophic electrodes were implanted 6 mm deep in a region of the cortex controlling speech posterior to Broca's area. In these experiments, Erik attempted to produce a series of phonemes. We used the recorded data to discriminate the intended phonemes.

    10. Re:Sadly more likely... by corbettw · · Score: 1

      In her case, she had an amazing recovery. Yet she, herself, says, "If I'm ever like that again, turn me off." Interesting. Stories like your wife's inspire me to tell my wife "If I'm ever in a coma, you better go bankrupt keeping the lights on and me breathing." Because there's always a chance you'll come back and can continue your life. Better that than no longer existing. But hey, different strokes for different folks.

      And yes, that entire story was just so I could "drop" that I have a wife in a slashdot post. As was my reply.
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    11. Re:Sadly more likely... by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      Your wife's recovery and you staying with her, through all of that, is the most poignant thing I have read on Slashdot, ever.

      Oh yeah? I read this the day after Christmas a few months after my dad died. I still can't see it without choking up.

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    12. Re:Sadly more likely... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      May the winds always be at your back.


      Except when you're at sea, when we hope they are across your sails.
    13. Re:Sadly more likely... by Breakfast+Pants · · Score: 1

      No, studies show a correlation. It might just be that people who are already more likely to survive don't have as much pain and therefore tend to have better attitudes.

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    14. Re:Sadly more likely... by FattyBoeBatty · · Score: 1

      Your wife's recovery and you staying with her, through all of that, is the most poignant thing I have read on Slashdot, ever.

      Indeed. Most significant others have trouble staying faithful to a perfectly healthy partner, not to mention if some terrible accident happens.

      I'd love to read more about how you coped with it. I believe it would be far easier to go through it being the one that was injured, as opposed to watching it happen to someone else.

    15. Re:Sadly more likely... by nick_davison · · Score: 1
      This is something I wrote earlier in the week. It was for a different purpose but it lets me share much of the story quickly. Apologies for anything that's kind of off topic etc.

      Ten years ago, Erin was in a massive wreck in Minnesota.

      She had rented the car but a friend was driving while she sat in the back seat. They lost control on some ice, bounced off the snow bank, turned sideways, then skidded in to the on coming traffic. Whilst the oncoming traffic managed to stop, they were still doing about 30 as they hit the front of a pick-up, sideways, right where Erin was sitting.

      The driver and front seat passenger were OK save for the usual minor stuff. They looked back and Erin was slumped and bleeding, not breathing. A nurse on the scene got her airways open. An ambulance took her to a local hospital who took one look at her, called an air ambulance to get her to a bigger hospital and induced a coma to try getting her there alive. They flew with the paddles out for the whole flight, expecting her heart to stop beating at any point.

      Her parents were called and told to get to Minnesota as fast as possible as there may not be much time. They made it and were then told that, if she made it through the night, she had a 50:50 change of survival.

      Her list of injuries at the time were: A dying brain stem (this was what they figured would kill her unless it stopped), a collapsed lung, a jaw broken in several places, a shattered left arm, a cracked eye socket, and whatever other brain injuries turned up once it was stable enough to look at.

      She survived the night but didn't come out of the coma. Being in a coma, they couldn't anaesthetise and so they couldn't operate on the arm. She was in a full coma for two weeks (completely unresponsive) and in unconscious for a month. Even when she came out, she wasn't really self aware beyond asking for drugs for the pain.

      Once they could operate, the surgeons told her parents that the arm was so damaged, and had been left for so long, they would need to amputate. Erin's mother gave them permission, saying simply, "All I'll ask is you do whatever you'd do for your own daughter." The surgeon said he couldn't not try after that. 11 hours later, they'd rebuilt the arm with steel. They had no idea if it'd work but they gave it a shot, figuring they could always amputate later.

      The brain injuries were such that her parents were told she'd always fatigue quickly and would probably never walk more than a few paces, unaided, again. They were also told she'd never be able to look after herself again, needing care for the rest of her life. Having won the national merit scholarship before the accident, she was now testing 20 IQ points lower (and still, disgustingly, as a genius - though those 20 points are harsh when you know what you were).

      She was flown back to San Diego for long term rehab and was eventually sent home in a wheelchair.

      This was about the point where she and I managed to talk again. I'd met her online a couple of years earlier and had actually met her in person, at LAX, a few weeks before the accident when flying out to New Zealand. She was only conscious for a few hours at a time before the drugs knocked her out again but we could at least talk a little then.

      She was, as you can imagine, pretty badly beaten up. She wasn't supposed to be able to look after herself again, wasn't supposed to be able to walk more than a few steps again, wasn't supposed to ever be able to return to education or hold down a job again. She was feeling kind of sorry for herself.

      Her mother spelled it out for her: Go to bed and wallow for a couple of days. I don't want to deal with you. You can then get up, live your life and be hurt. Or you can stay in bed, feel sorry for yourself, do nothing, and be hurt. The being hurt part doesn't change. All that changes is what you do with it.

      She refused to stay in the wheelchair. She got walking again. She got back to working part days at the library. She even mana

    16. Re:Sadly more likely... by nick_davison · · Score: 1

      Stories like your wife's inspire me to tell my wife "If I'm ever in a coma, you better go bankrupt keeping the lights on and me breathing." Coincidentally, a friend's aunt and uncle just faced something very similar:

      The aunt was unconcious and unable to breath without aid due to pneumonia. This was after a decade as a quadrapelegic (yeah, I know I almost certainly got that spelling wrong).

      The uncle made the call to have the machines turned off. It was time to let her go.

      She kept breathing on her own. Evidently she wasn't that incapable of breathing unaided.

      When she came around, he had to explain to her why he made the call he did. He explained and she ultimately agreed with him that it was the right choice.

      But, wow, what a guilt trip to face.
    17. Re:Sadly more likely... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      His story is genuine. Or, more accurately, MY story is genuine. My doctors were exceptional. I had two subdural hematomas, one right parietal and one left temporal. The right parietal is the one that was putting pressure on the brain stem. I spent three weeks in the ICU, and three more weeks in inpatient rehab. Then I spent 9 weeks in outpatient rehab, learning how to function in the world again. And THEN I spent 6 more months in therapy. After THAT I lived a quiet, controlled life for a year while I figured out what I personally needed to do to help myself function. I have residual damage, most notably in basic autonomic function.

      No one sees what I do every day to help myself function, or knows what they are seeing if they do notice. My environment is very very controlled. When I was in school I could study for about 30 minutes at a time, then I needed a break. I could study one more time for 30 minutes, and then I needed a nap. My classes had to be at certain times of the day, and in a certain order. Everything I want to retain has to be written down, obsessively, over and over. I have to be able to see it, or spoken words (lectures) mean nothing to me. I struggle every day with sound and auditory stimuli. This is permanent damage. Brain injury never goes away; in my case, I could learn how to work with it.

      As someone who works with these sorts of injuries, you should be first on the block to understanding that every brain is different. It wasn't a trivial case and it wasn't just "positive thinking". It was, and is, a hell of a lot of work.

    18. Re:Sadly more likely... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He lets me go outside and be seen in public. He even lets me use his surname! And only occasionally does he have me walk ten steps behind. :P

    19. Re:Sadly more likely... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Too bad that it was offtopic to the GP post...

    20. Re:Sadly more likely... by jollyreaper · · Score: 1

      And yes, that entire story was just so I could "drop" that I have a wife in a slashdot post. Cunning, huh?

      Your wife's recovery and you staying with her, through all of that, is the most poignant thing I have read on Slashdot, ever. Us techies tend to cope with tragedy by resorting to black humor. I can see the doctor listing all those injuries, our geek husband here mulling it over, then asking "So, can I get an RMA?"
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    21. Re:Sadly more likely... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks for sharing that.

    22. Re:Sadly more likely... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amen, brother. People like you makes it all worthwhile. Thank you.

  26. Endow the endowed? by denzacar · · Score: 1

    Is it like turning on the light that is already on?

    Wow! That must be cool!

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  27. Oblig: by Sepiraph · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I, for one, welcome the Ghost in the Shell Universe (and ghost hacking etc).

  28. Decypher? by masterz · · Score: 1

    Decypher? Is that a British spelling of decipher?

  29. Dream Speech by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wonder what would happen if this were used on someone while they were dreaming.

    1. Re:Dream Speech by Notquitecajun · · Score: 1

      Strangely enough, visions of electric sheep. Who knew?

  30. Re:80% accurracy? by geekoid · · Score: 1

    Tell that to a family member they can now communicate to.

    "ow our ewe"

    that makes no sense when reading it, but people hearing it can make it out.

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  31. /. Headlines Surpassing the Ridiculous by E++99 · · Score: 1

    The headline says "Major Breakthrough." The scientist says, "we hope it will be a breakthrough." Seriously people, it's called "truthfulness." Try some.

  32. This could be really embarrasing for users by JustNiz · · Score: 3, Funny

    how would it bea ble to differentiate between "out loud" voice and private thoughts? This could be really embarrasing for users. Imagine if a secretary (or nurse) walks by when you're in the middle of speaking or dictating a letter:

    Dear sir,
    I am writing wow nice tits and she has a great ass too uh oh wedding ring in order to ask if you would be interested in our new product line of neural-input word processors.

    1. Re:This could be really embarrasing for users by Poromenos1 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I am actually curious about this. How many of you talk in your head? I have noticed that I haven't done it frequently in a few years, these days the thoughts mainly just "happen". It seems to me as if the thoughts "happen" anyway (in an instant), but people talk to themselves to mull them over or just to pass the time. How many of you talk inside your heads, and how often?

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    2. Re:This could be really embarrasing for users by MeditationSensation · · Score: 1

      It's like masturbation. Everyone does it, whether they admit it or not.

    3. Re:This could be really embarrasing for users by MorePower · · Score: 1

      I definitely talk in my head. I am aware the the thoughts are already complete before I form them into words. At various times in my life, I have tried to train myself to not verbalize the thoughts (because it just seems so cool!). But in the end, I just don't trust that I really know/understand what I'm thinking if I don't form words out of the thoughts, and I always revert to internal verbalizations as my natural state.

    4. Re:This could be really embarrasing for users by Poromenos1 · · Score: 1

      That's odd... I used to do it in English when I was younger (I'm Greek, and my English is acquired), so that was odd. I have been doing it less and less since, though, not for any conscious reason, I just realized one day that I don't speak to myself any more. I know that many other people do it, because sometimes in conversations people say that it's hard for them not to think about anything, since they always verbalize, but I almost never do, and find my brain empty most of the time... It's not really empty, it just processes its stuff and moves on without thinking about it. I only verbalize when I need to think hard about something, and even then not that much.

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  33. "covert" operation by 1u3hr · · Score: 1

    computers which covert these pulses Convert.
  34. 80% accuracy... by uwbbjai · · Score: 3, Informative

    It reads: "Dear Aunt, let's set so double the killer delete select all"

    What do you want to decipher today?

  35. Practically worrying... by Jumphard · · Score: 1

    If this device can translate your thoughts (impulses) into real world signals to produce sound, how can it separate internal dialogue from the external. Often I think of something ("I can't stand this dimwitt.") but I say something else ("Mmm very interesting idea Sir"). I wonder if this can separate the internal/external dialogues we all have going on in our heads...

    1. Re:Practically worrying... by Conspiracy_Of_Doves · · Score: 1

      I don't think that this thing actually reads your internal thoughts. You have to learn to send the right impulses to it just like as a baby you have to learn to send the right impulses to your mouth and vocal chords.

    2. Re:Practically worrying... by E++99 · · Score: 1

      It doesn't read thoughts. We would have no idea of how to do that, or if it's even possible. It reads the signals in the motor area of Broca's Area, from which come the signals to all the anatomical parts involved in speech. So it only reads what you are trying actually say. "Speech" that is only thought, and speech that is heard, don't involve those neurons. People with damaged in that specific area would have some sort of problem speaking -- they couldn't speak the right words, or they would speak the wrong words without realizing it, or they wouldn't be able to speak them in a grammatically sequence -- but they wouldn't necessarily have any trouble thinking or writing the same "speech" correctly.

  36. If this works by koan · · Score: 1

    Then it shouldn't to hard to use the same impulses for control interfaces, so thinking of speaking and manipulating your computer, or other item.

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    1. Re:If this works by cp.tar · · Score: 1

      Then it shouldn't to hard to use the same impulses for control interfaces, so thinking of speaking and manipulating your computer, or other item.

      Truth be told, I don't see what's the big deal with speech controlled interfaces: even if I could control the computer by speaking to it, I wouldn't.
      Fist of all, it's too noisy; imagine an office full of people working all day talking to their computers.
      Furthermore, it's too slow. It sounds nice when you see it on Star Trek, but the way computers are now, you'd still have to think and talk (or just think to talk) like a programmer. You'd have to find a way to think differently for text and commands (see the Vista speech recognition video for details), while the keyboard gives you quite a number of possibilities.

      And I don't know what it's like in the USA, but in my culture, people don't like to talk to machines unless they're swearing.
      We don't even leave messages on answering machines or voicemail.

      I'd rather see a computer controlled by some sort of sign language; that could both speed up text input (at least on average) and retain the current level of control (or even improve it, though we'd have to step up from only one mouse or similar controller).

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    2. Re:If this works by koan · · Score: 1

      Well you aren't actually talking, it's the impulse in your brain that would cause speech to come from your mouth that drive this...but in this case you aren't actually speaking only thinking of speaking.

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    3. Re:If this works by cp.tar · · Score: 1

      Well you aren't actually talking, it's the impulse in your brain that would cause speech to come from your mouth that drive this...but in this case you aren't actually speaking only thinking of speaking.

      Yes, I know.

      But there is really not much difference; I highly doubt this would be any faster than normal speech, so the only advantage over regular speech would be the fact that it's quiet.

      And I'd still rather wear special gloves than have electrodes in my brain just to be able to talk to computers.

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  37. The Identity Theorists by kdcttg · · Score: 1

    ...will be having a party to celebrate this research. All dualists are welcome, however they should be aware that they will be mocked.

  38. tin foils hatters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    will have the last laugh.

    1. Re:tin foils hatters by Jumphard · · Score: 1

      They might, but how would anyone hear them?

  39. Quite... by denzacar · · Score: 1

    Reading stories from the '50s we should be living in a "dark future" now because we invented robots.
    Whose obvious first reaction upon being created would be to enslave/destroy man kind. Riiiight...

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  40. Re:Slashdot. by AHumbleOpinion · · Score: 1

    No they weren't. I hope you are not spreading that tired old, and completly disproved, myth that the US was founded Christians? or on "Christian Values"?

    Huh? The founding fathers were predominantly Christians in their private and public lives. Judeo-Christian values were at the core and often demonstrated at "federal" and state levels of government. What they did disprove of was government favoring any particular church or religion. Therefore they wrote in a very neutral manner, such as "... the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them ...". On a personal level their doubts had more to do with churches, not the Judeo-Christian god.

  41. Re:Slashdot. by TheEmptySet · · Score: 1
    Yes. Parent is weirdly correct, yet totally misses the point. We (by which I mean people who want to live in a nice world) really do wish to endow people with certain basic rights. Something along the lines of "Do unto others as you would have them do unto you". It makes me feel rather more secure and happy feeling I can trust most people not to abuse me or people I care about in certain ways.

    So your creator had the same suggestions. Brilliant. Sounds like someone who cared about our wellbeing. But wouldn't it be a shame if we could not understand that the need for human rights arises independently of (our knowledge of) his existence?

  42. As always.. by blind+biker · · Score: 1

    ...when I read about advances in neural-electrical interfacing, I hope for a quick solution to the problem of blindness. I have so many friends that would be even more creative and productive, if they only could see.

    My mother is becoming blind, too, and it's breaking my heart to see her like that. I hope an affordable implantable camera, interfaced to the vision centers, will come in the near future. Nothing fancy, just B&W at low resolution with no greyscale, would do miracles.

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    1. Re:As always.. by Knara · · Score: 1

      there's a couple prototypes for this sort of thing out already. I was reading about one a few months ago in some online version of a mainstream mag.

    2. Re:As always.. by Kandenshi · · Score: 1

      IAANS(I am a neuropsychology student)

      The issue with treating blindness is the occipital lobe of the brain(and other areas) needs appropriate input at certain ages in order to develop typically. If your friends have acquired blindess in adolescence or adulthood, then it would be fairly simple(the preceeding is a lie) to hook up a camera to their optic nerve, much like we do with cochlear implants. The neurons have learned how to deal with visual input earlier, and now are just kicking around relaxing and waiting for input to resume.

      But if they've been blind since birth, the cells that would be handling visual data in sighted individuals aren't just sitting around waiting to "see" stuff. They've gotten bored with waiting(read: the critical period has passed) and they're now doing other jobs. One interesting finding has been that blind individuals use their occipital cortex to read braille, and that the activity noted there is functionally, useful activity. They're using the part of the brain that normally deals with vision in order to skillfully read with their fingertips. The brain is amazingly plastic, which can be both good, and bad :/

    3. Re:As always.. by blind+biker · · Score: 1

      Your post has given me some unexpected insights. Thank you very much. Yes, some of my friends have been blind from birth, but most have become blind as adults (mostly as a side effect of diabetes, if I understand correctly).

      But I really didn't expect/know that the occipital region of the cortex is helping read braille - I imagine this is in those individuals that have been blind from birth? This is kinda implied, but I'm not sure from your post.

      As a neuropsychology student, do you think you'll work with this kind of stuff much?

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    4. Re:As always.. by wurp · · Score: 1

      Coming from a position of almost complete ignorance on this topic, I'll bet that's hogwash.

      If a person can integrate a direction sense from a belt that always buzzes on the northern side, I'm sure the brain structures designed for sight can learn to see. I wouldn't be surprised if it took a long time...

      What would make people stipulate that this can't be learned after a certain time?

    5. Re:As always.. by Kandenshi · · Score: 1

      Wikipedia has an entry on critical periods that you can read. Check out some of the references if you can.

      Vision, hearing, language are the most well known critical periods, but others exist too. It's been rather informative too for medical treatment. When a child was born with cataracts they used to wait for them to age a bit, for easier surgery(anaesthetics and babies don't mix as easily). Then they discovered that their vision was permanently screwed up, as the brain hadn't gotten proper, clean input when they were first learning how to see. Now they surgically fix such issues(lazy eye, cataracts, etc...) much earlier so that the child can receive normal input during their development.

    6. Re:As always.. by Kandenshi · · Score: 1

      Indeed, the visual cortex taking over braille reading is something that occurs in those who are blind from birth, or at least very early in development. I've not heard of such changes happening in older people. If any should occur I'd think they'd be greatly reduced, and less likely to form meaningful/useful networks.

      And no, I don't plan on doing any work with such individuals, this is just stuff I picked up from random classes. I plan on working more with older individuals who've suffered from traumatic brain injury, stroke, things like that and are having problems with speech or language. Perhaps some more general cognitive issues too like memory.

  43. Think of the interrogation capacity! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hook up this sucker with a polygraph and something to measure the dilation of pupils, and whammo, we're in your head! Just what you need!

  44. We lack 2 major advances for that(no pun intended) by denzacar · · Score: 1

    1. Lifelike Gynoids
    2. Lifelike Androids

    Should budget constrains force us to develop only one of those I for one vote for the first advancement.

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    Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens
  45. Does it work both ways? by Myrcutio · · Score: 1

    If they can interpret electrical signals into speech, can they send pre-recorded electrical signals back, effectively making a person speak? And you thought we had political puppets before!

    1. Re:Does it work both ways? by B3ryllium · · Score: 1

      Have you the brain worms?!?

      I guess they've possibly discovered how the "bad guy" in the movie Slither operates ... :)

  46. Mmmmyeeaaah, but ... by anticlimate · · Score: 3, Insightful

    But your kind of reasoning could also be used inside out, eg: "Mr. Gibson's dark future is a technological failure and not an economical/political one. That nasty future comes from a tyrannical group of technologists who misuse the social system."
    What I want to say is technology and politics/economics are all a creature of humans. It's just as misleading blaming "economics" and "politics" instead of the people misusing the system (who are basically all of us), as it is to blame a particular technology for all of our miseries.

    1. Re:Mmmmyeeaaah, but ... by 2TecTom · · Score: 1

      Sure, my reasoning could be used either way, however, that doesn't invalidate my point. It is not at all misleading to put the blame on ambition and greed. The problem as I see it is we can't speak the truth when it comes to financial or political success. It's simply wrong to cheat to win, and, in the end, ineffective. Unethical behavior will cause a dark future, and not technology.

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      Words to men, as air to birds.
  47. Re:I see the future now... by hoggoth · · Score: 1

    > This kind of research obviously would lead to, a few years down the road, a type of electronic telepathy.

    Yes, think of the progression:

    - Improve detection to the point it can accurately detect thought-sounds
    - Instead of translating the sounds into audible sounds, trasmit them wirelessly (transmitting)
    - Implant wireless receiver that injects sound-signals into brain for receiving
    - AI spontaneously emerges and takes over subject's brain, becoming the first of our neural-implant overlords!

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    - For the complete works of Shakespeare: cat /dev/random (may take some time)
  48. Why was this not a Futurama Episode? by StressGuy · · Score: 1

    That one is just hanging there....waiting to be written...but NOOOOOO!, the got to make Nixon the indestructable cyborg....

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    A goal is a dream with a deadline
  49. Stephen Hawking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The comment about Mr. Hawking is thoughtful but he has said already, that he would not upgrade his voice synthesis. There is already better voice synth than his hardware, but the voice he uses now is "his voice". He has said it would just not feel right to suddenly have a different voice. Would YOU change your voice if surgery were possible to do it?

    1. Re:Stephen Hawking by Notquitecajun · · Score: 1

      Would YOU change your voice if surgery were possible to do it?

      You haven't heard me sing, have you?

    2. Re:Stephen Hawking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Britney...? Is that you...?

  50. Euphoric meds by conspirator57 · · Score: 1

    can do this too. A constant stream of anti-depressants. Zoloft, etc. Yuck.

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    "If still these truths be held to be
    Self evident."
    -Edna St. Vincent Millay
  51. That extra 20% probably wasn't important anyway... by uhlume · · Score: 4, Funny

    Subject's first words? "Dear Aunt, let's set so double the killer delete select all."

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  52. Microsoft Memory Backup. by DrPeper · · Score: 0

    I'm surprised that everyone has missed the link this would have with yesterdays article on Microsoft working on backing up your memories...

    "Microsoft is now working on a system that will back up the contents of your brain. The pilot project lacks a direct brain interface..."

    http://science.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=07/11/15/1613246

  53. Re:I see the future now... by ZonkerWilliam · · Score: 1

    Considering my brain, the AI can have it, although the it would take one look and probably consider it a lost cause.

  54. Just make sure the interface.... by StressGuy · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...is in the right part of the circut

    I don't always want my "first throught" to be the one that gets verbalized, know what I mean?

    Hi Mrs. Johnson, nice tits!....buts a little big though

    Oh shit....did I say that out loud?

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    A goal is a dream with a deadline
  55. Cunning. by pavon · · Score: 1

    And yes, that entire story was just so I could "drop" that I have a wife in a slashdot post. Cunning, huh? Quite. And it didn't even involve a turnip.
  56. Still needs the "ah" sound: "oh, ee, oo, ah, ah" by nikolajsheller · · Score: 1

    Sure hit.

  57. Research posters by FleaPlus · · Score: 4, Informative

    For those curious, this speech prosthesis research was presented in a number of posters at the Society for Neuroscience (SfN) conference a couple weeks ago. Their six SfN posters can be found on their website here, covering topics like the circuitry they developed, Bayesian signal analysis, and so forth:

    http://migrate.speechprosthesis.org/DNN2/SpeechProsthesisHome/tabid/52/Default.aspx

    There's also a nice blog entry on this over at Neurophilosophy:

    http://scienceblogs.com/neurophilosophy/2007/11/speech_prosthesis.php

  58. I'll raise the BS flag on that by conspirator57 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Tyranny has been around since before the stone age. What has technology got to do with it other than increasing the tyrant to subject ratio? The desire to oppress is inherently a human social one. Some will claim (neocons for instance) that we can use tyranny to make things better, but it doesn't work that way. Technology, on the other hand is much more legitimately separable from human motivation (there are a variety of motivations that can lead to most technologies.) Moreover, unlike tyranny, we have a chance of using a given technology only(or at least predominately) for good. Technology is a double edged sword, in part because it and its fruits are actually tools, not motivations unto themselves.

    --
    "If still these truths be held to be
    Self evident."
    -Edna St. Vincent Millay
    1. Re:I'll raise the BS flag on that by Johnny5000 · · Score: 1

      Tyranny has been around since before the stone age.

      I'm afraid I'm going to have to call BS on your call of BS.

      Tyranny relies on a specific form of human social organization- i.e. enough food and social organization to allow a specialization of labor- a ruling class and an enforcement class (i.e. soldiers and police) to support the rulers.

      Pre-stone age cultures lacked this type of organization, and any leaders that existed would have been rather limited in their power. There's only so much of a tyrant someone can be without a bunch of henchmen to back them up.

      I would argue that tyranny is not a condition of human nature, but merely a symptom of the predominant form of social organization.

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      The libertarian solution to the failures of capitalism is to apply more capitalism til the failures are fixed.
    2. Re:I'll raise the BS flag on that by anticlimate · · Score: 1

      What has technology got to do with it other than increasing the tyrant to subject ratio? Uh... I fully agree with that. But forms of government, economical systems can also be viewed as tools.

      Some will claim (neocons for instance) that we can use tyranny to make things better, but it doesn't work that way. Technology, on the other hand is much more legitimately separable from human motivation (there are a variety of motivations that can lead to most technologies.) I have to admit I overlooked that aspect. Indeed a political philosophy is easier to become a source of motivation in itself than a piece of technology. However I cannot escape the suspicion that the direction of technological and scientific progress is also heavily influenced by human motivations. There's so much talk about how a group of technology changes whole industries or even politics... Also in the case of politics many times I suspect other motivations than just a political philosophy (namely greed).
    3. Re:I'll raise the BS flag on that by conspirator57 · · Score: 1

      "Tyranny relies on a specific form of human social organization- i.e. enough food and social organization to allow a specialization of labor- a ruling class and an enforcement class (i.e. soldiers and police) to support the rulers."

      not really. All it takes is a bully and one to infinity number of subjects where the number of subjects is limited by scope of information and ability to control information. Or "alpha male" or whatever veneer you care to put on it. And your mumbo-jumbo about specialization is just that. specialization is what happens as a result of a division of labor (meaning that most or all people actually work, just at different things) for efficiency's sake. The motivation at all technological levels is first to increase the group's margin of safety from environmental factors (famine, drought, etc.) and eventually to provide for and maximize time for recreational pursuits. This can be and has been severable from social structure.

      As to your sig, what allows evil people to do evil? Or evil people to do good?
      What allows (or defines) good and evil?

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      "If still these truths be held to be
      Self evident."
      -Edna St. Vincent Millay
    4. Re:I'll raise the BS flag on that by conspirator57 · · Score: 1

      "But forms of government, economical systems can also be viewed as tools."

      Yes, but not without giving away the rationale for their construction. Whereas technologies can have vastly different applications, both good and ill, not all of which are obvious on inspection. Thus innovation.

      "However I cannot escape the suspicion that the direction of technological and scientific progress is also heavily influenced by human motivations."

      I would generally give credit for a greater diversity of motivations than you seem willing to. I also see the greed, but it has occurred that individuals with (at least partly) altruistic motivations have managed to harness the efforts of the greedy effectively in the past. See Cadbury (the British chocolatier) for an example. (Quaker family bent on beating the mercantilist robber barons at their own game all while providing education, health care, and other amenities for their workforce.)

      Also, the greedy can get nowhere without people with other motivations. Big Pharma rides on the back of researchers and research universities whose grad students and even PhDs make not much (esp. given the work conditions and mental strain for the salary). You could easily make more in a career in sales, but some people have a calling. Maybe their parents died unnecessarily of a condition. Maybe their work is fun to them. You lose a lot of visibility in to the reality of the economy when you dehumanize everyone involved.

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      "If still these truths be held to be
      Self evident."
      -Edna St. Vincent Millay
    5. Re:I'll raise the BS flag on that by anticlimate · · Score: 1
      Innovation is possible in politics too. Look at the monarchies of 400 years ago and the democracies of today (with all their faults). I like to think there is a progress in that field too.

      I would generally give credit for a greater diversity of motivations than you seem willing to. The cause is just a lack of time (and my knowledge of English). The fact that many people innovate out of altruistic motivations doesn't contradict to the notion that human motivations drive technology too. And that together with the fact that technological progress made our life rather easier than harder in the recent centuries just supports the idea that the positive outcome of innovations is not just an accidental side effect of whatever motivations - maybe people are inherently rather "good" (even if far from perfect)?
    6. Re:I'll raise the BS flag on that by conspirator57 · · Score: 1

      "Innovation is possible in politics too. Look at the monarchies of 400 years ago and the democracies of today (with all their faults). I like to think there is a progress in that field too."

      I almost agree with you, but i still think there is enough to draw a significant distinction between technology and social behavior.

      In the same way as I would distinguish between science and engineering versus social "sciences." Social scientists rarely apply the scientific method and more importantly those who do, do so at the macro level without the ability to know, much less consider the relevant conditions involved.

      Therefore most anthro- socio- and paleo-anthro- is supposition and at times rank speculation.

      I believe that the bio/physicist/engineering approaches to understanding our low-level functioning are more likely to eventually lead to correct understanding of macro human properties, etc than the conventional socio- etc. pseudo science efforts.

      Of course, sometimes hard science and engineering runs into these issues, like the particle physicists in NY who did an experiment some thought had a chance of ending the world (literally).

      But this is usually rarer and more clear-cut. The issues are usually easier to examine relatively dispassionately. And more importantly, hard scientists (usually) work at the level of the current technology and make a list of the questions that arise out of their work that they were unable to address. These questions are part of what leads other investigators to discover the next finer level of granularity in the world, characterize it, and extrapolate useful abstractions for higher levels of granularity.

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      "If still these truths be held to be
      Self evident."
      -Edna St. Vincent Millay
  59. I'll second that by spun · · Score: 1

    I may not agree with you about much, tj, but I surely agree with you on this. I actually got a little misty eyed...

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    - None can love freedom heartily, but good men; the rest love not freedom, but license. -- John Milton
    1. Re:I'll second that by tjstork · · Score: 1

      may not agree with you about much, tj, but I surely agree with you on this. I actually got a little misty eyed...

      Misty eyed? Me too. And this sort of thing that we agree on is really what's most important. All the other stuff, well, is just that, other stuff.

      Have a great weekend! I'm sure we'll argue over something 'ere too long!

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      This is my sig.
    2. Re:I'll second that by spun · · Score: 1

      I'm starting to like you. I think I just dislike opinionated know-it-alls because I am one... You have a great weekend too!

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      - None can love freedom heartily, but good men; the rest love not freedom, but license. -- John Milton
  60. and to add a dash of levity by Adambomb · · Score: 1

    May the winds always be at your back. unless you need assisted lift or to stop your ship before the reefs.
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    Ice Cream has no bones.
  61. Re:Slashdot. by dlcarrol · · Score: 1
    I only read the GP (of this very post) and the siblings of the parent (of this post). FWIW.

    The GP is a troll based upon tone, but the point is sound. Generally speaking, atheists want what flows from Calvinist-Christianity about the rights of man, but they wish to remove the epistemological supports for the arguments.

    It's a matter of authority. For an expansion of this argument, see the written debate between Christopher Hitchens and Douglas Wilson.

  62. Christopher Reeve's first words by Harmonious+Botch · · Score: 1

    Wha?? It's dark in here...Where am I??? Hellppp!! Get me out of this box!!

  63. Re:Slashdot. by Lord+Ender · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Judeo-Christian values were at the core
    If, by "Judeo-Christian," you mean "Western," then you are right.

    The majority of Western values do not trace their roots to any of the Middle Eastern religions. They come from other places, such as Greek philosophers.

    In fact, the philosophical foundations of the US are in many ways opposite to the so-called Christian values. Cruel and unusual punishment, for example, is condoned--actually commanded--by the Christian god. Slavery, and the belief that all men are NOT created equal, is a common theme in the Bible.

    The statesmen/philosophers who founded this country may have been Christian, but the documents they wrote to found this country were quite the opposite.
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  64. Obligatory by Guppy06 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Dear aunt, let's so double the killer delete select all.

    1. Re:Obligatory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That joke refers to a failed Vista voice recognition demo...

      http://crastinate.jonwiley.com/?p=33

  65. Please forgive parent for utter inappropriateness by DocSavage64109 · · Score: 1

    And I thought I was the one who always managed to come up with the most retarded faux-pas ever uttered. Maybe completely inappropriate humor is a geek trait?

  66. Yes, but... by 11223 · · Score: 1

    Will I be able to wear the device as a prosthesis?

    Because, you know, everybody wants prosthetic foreheads on their real heads.

    1. Re:Yes, but... by jd · · Score: 1

      Doctor, conducting evaluation for prosthetic forehead: Are you half-Klingon on your mother's side or your father's side?

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      It's a small world and it smells funny; I'd buy another if it wasn't for the money; Take back what I paid (SoM)
    2. Re:Yes, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      did you want the birdhouse too?

  67. You need no Creator to believe in rights by spun · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It's not duplicity of thought. You just lack understanding. One does not need a creator to imagine a human spirit. In fact, the idea of a creator adds nothing to the idea of the spirit. It just marks an artificial stopping point in the quest for answers: What did it? Creator did it! What made Creator? Don't go there! Dumb.

    Eastern religions have a better word for it: suchness. That is just so, as it is. The idea of spirit relates more to the idea that things are more than the sum of their parts (due to the interaction between the parts, nothing more) than to the idea of some arbitrary creator.

    Human rights are just a social construct that may be revoked at any time whether or not there is a Creator. If this were not true, and there were a creator, then society would be perfect. So either there is not creator, and/or rights are just a social construct. The reason they are not revoked more frequently is because they make sense to individuals. You watch my back, I'll watch yours. It's an idea that even wolves and cows comprehend.

    The only thing the idea of a creator might do for you is to give you some hope to hold on to when bastards are infringing your rights: at least the big dude in the sky will kick these bastards in the nuts when they die. The fact that adult human beings still hold on to this fantasy when it provides them with nothing but illusionary hope is rather humorous.

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    - None can love freedom heartily, but good men; the rest love not freedom, but license. -- John Milton
  68. Re:80% accurracy? by moogied · · Score: 1
    They can now communicate with?

    Can they really?

    I don't think you relize just how SMALL this market TRULY is.

    This will only work on these conditions:

    1. The person spoke properly BEFORE.

    2. The person has a muscle problem/lack of proper equipment to speak/nerve issue

    3. The person is still mentally all together.

    Its a small market, and for that small market it might be "acceptable" for 80% speech accuracy, but for the real world its not. This is not like making them talk again, this is like letting a cripple walk without crutches. Still can't run, still can't play sports, still can't walk too far incase the equipment breaks.

    It is NOT the magic solution.

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    So basically, -1 troll/offtopic is really slashdots way of saying "I hate that you thought of something before me."
  69. Re:Slashdot. by dlcarrol · · Score: 1
    Sigh.

    The majority of Western values do not trace their roots to any of the Middle Eastern religions. They come from other places, such as Greek philosophers.

    In fact, the philosophical foundations of the US are in many ways opposite to the so-called Christian values. Cruel and unusual punishment, for example, is condoned--actually commanded--by the Christian god. Slavery, and the belief that all men are NOT created equal, is a common theme in the Bible.

    The values you're thinking of as coming from the "Greek philosophers" were actually "Calvinist theologians who also happened to have been well-read their Latin, Greek, and Hebrew forebears."

    In short, there's a reason that this kind of thing blossomed only in Protestant Europe/America, and the "Western" aspect was uniform throughout Latin Christianity so that's not it.

    (I'll leave aside your obvious lack of contextual knowledge with regard to "torture" and slavery)

  70. Decypher? by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Decypher neuralogical impulses with high accuracy? Oh oh.

    Appearing on a computer screen near you, soon: "Gotta go to the bathroom. Hummm dee dummm, yeah, I'd hit that. That, too. Oh yeah, doggie style'd be just what the doctor ordered for her. Oh, I wonder what that tastes like. Son, there's nuthin' wrong with wanting to lick it until it don't stink no more. Oh yeah, that mom-n-daughter, that'd be sweet. Hit that. And that. And that..."

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    (-1: Post disagrees with my already-settled worldview) is not a valid mod option.
  71. Re:Still needs the "ah" sound: "oh, ee, oo, ah, ah by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 1
    Still needs the "ah" sound

    The "ting, tang, walla walla bing bang" part will be more difficult of course, and probably not until version 2.0 at least.

  72. Re:Please forgive parent for utter inappropriatene by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And I thought I was the one who always managed to come up with the most retarded faux-pas ever uttered. Maybe completely inappropriate humor is a geek trait?

    Geeks? Nah, it's a trait of assholes.
  73. Re:Slashdot. by mrchaotica · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Actually, most of the founding fathers were Deist, not Christian.

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    "[Regarding the 'cloud,'] ownership was what made America different than Russia." -- Woz

  74. Obligatory Seinfeld (Lip reader episode) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Jerry: So I really had a good time.

    Laura: Yeah, me too.

    Jerry: So you want to go to the party on Friday night?

    Laura: Yeah.

    Jerry: All right, we're taking a car service. So, we'll swing by and pick you up. How about six??. Six is good. (Laura looks offended and angry). You got a problem with six? (Laura opens the door and gets out). What? What?

  75. And yet... by PingXao · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I still can't scan a 50 page document and OCR it without spending hours to clean it up afterwards. Nor can voice recognition software really understand or interpret what I say and lay it out with correct punctuation on paper.

    Those are 2 basic advanced tasks I would expect to be perfected at some point, and until they are I take all these great human-machine interface "breakthroughs" with huge grains of salt.

    1. Re:And yet... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Meh. This is a lot simpler. All it's doing is identifying the sounds your brain is sending the signals to make, and making them for you. It's like a bunch of rheostats and software to read all of them to determine which of a group of lights to turn on. Honestly, not that difficult once you figure out how to read the rheostats properly.

      The reason this is cool is that they are figuring out how to get good input.

  76. Louis Wu would be proud... by _14k4 · · Score: 1

    Obscure?

  77. Re:Slashdot. by Dread_ed · · Score: 1

    Funny thing, the page you link to shows that many of them were members of Christian churches:

    "Founding Fathers who were especially noted for being influenced by such philosophy include Thomas Jefferson, Benjamin Franklin, Cornelius Harnett, Gouverneur Morris, and Hugh Williamson. Although these men were members of traditional Christian denominations (Hugh Williamson was a Presbyterian and the rest were Episcopalians), their political speeches show distinct Deistic influence."

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  78. Yes, I can hear you now. by xactuary · · Score: 0

    Please turn this around the other way: let me know when I can get IM, my RSS feeds, and search results neurally via bluetooth.

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  79. he did blink morse code by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    but the message was encrypted, and the key was in his head

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  80. Re:That extra 20% probably wasn't important anyway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    That joke refers to a failed Vista voice recognition demo...

    http://crastinate.jonwiley.com/?p=33

  81. really? by alxkit · · Score: 0

    I call shenanigans. Babelfish can barely work and you are talking neural interface? Let me guess: it will be 99% accurate in 5 years. That is about same time we all will have flying cars and shit... Right.

    1. Re:really? by sanso999 · · Score: 1

      Well if it works like Babelfish, the user should have some amusing faux-pas indeed. Just stay away from diplomats.

  82. What you don't realize is... by jd · · Score: 1

    ...Barney was the first intelligent robot and came very close to destroying humanity...

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  83. In order to take over the world... by jd · · Score: 1

    ...computers must indeed covert these pulses.

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    It's a small world and it smells funny; I'd buy another if it wasn't for the money; Take back what I paid (SoM)
  84. Phase 2 Direct Input? by blind+monkey+3 · · Score: 0

    Could this also lead to a method of sending signals (sight, sound etc) to the brain?
    Blind people "seeing", the deaf "hearing"... TFA was a bit light, I thought that the brain cells would "move away" from electrodes ( this article is about neural "extension cords" to overcome the problem, the other way I have heard about was "The Berlin Brain Interface" a YouTube clip of it in action.

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  85. Obligatory? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In Soviet Amerika, Manly Lawnmower?

  86. Curing blindness... by jd · · Score: 1
    ...may be achievable for certain forms of blindness. Neurologists can decipher the signals sent over the optic nerve in the case of a cat. If that advances far enough to induce signals, then damage to the lens or retina could be bypassed. We've certainly got light-sensitive devices with the resolution and speed.

    Damage to the optic nerve would be tougher, as it's hard to induce a signal in something that's dead. That would require placing the signal directly onto the brain's visual cortex, which would be a much tougher problem. Theoretically solvable, though, as modern 9 Tesla MRIs can actually observe individual neurons firing and implants can monitor signals. Based on a crude timeline I've drawn up for the average time from theory to practice, we should see this sort of technology emerge into highly specialist settings in about 18 years and into practical (though not necessarily approved) medical applications in about 48 years.

    Damage to the visual cortex - or the claiming of the neurons that would normally go for that towards some other function - would require a real-time simulation, plus induction of a signal at multiple points. We're about 50 years away from a quantum computer with that level of capability, and probably another 20 from being able to use quantum computers in such a setting. Even then, the brain's wiring would only be suitable until some time in the teens, when it is not just flexible but actually growing. By the age of 24 or so, it starts to die back. It can still be programmed some, according to the latest research, but it's nowhere near the same level.

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    1. Re:Curing blindness... by blind+biker · · Score: 1

      Very interesting. Especially the fact that you went on a limb (I think this is laudable, shows courage) to estimate some future developments.

      Why do you think the computer you mention would be a quantum computer?

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      "The agriculture ministry is not in charge of Gundam" - Japanese ministry official.
    2. Re:Curing blindness... by jd · · Score: 1
      The reason I'm guessing quantum computing is that neural networks don't scale very well on traditional computers. A few thousand, maybe a few tens of thousands, of neurons can be put into a non-linear back-propagating neural network, but that's getting on for the upper limit for a computer small enough to be portable. You could build larger self-training networks, or trainable networks on big iron, but the former can't be used when you want specific inputs to generate very specific outputs, and the latter would only be useful if you don't plan on moving much.

      However, the visual cortex is probably in the order of a few tens of million neurons. Since the compute power needed is (at best) superlinear, that would mean a computer over a thousand times as powerful as the best portable machines today, even if you take the very best case possible and have a truly simple neural net. If the simple net is enough, then the computing power will be available in around 15-20 years, according to Moore's Law. If we're looking at a complex net and exponential increases in CPU requirements, then you're looking at an exponential increase in CPU requirements and that'd require another 1,500-1,800 years of development.

      If the simple case holds up, you don't need quantum computers and the technology will exist by the time the medical industry is at the point of being able to make use of it. In the complex case, traditional computers won't be ready for so long that you can forget about that avenue. The only way you could do it is with quantum computers, which will bring the time requirement down substantially - maybe to again just a few decades - once the technology matures enough for this kind of work. My guess is that the visual cortex is so complex and so difficult to replicate that this will be closer to what actually happens in practice.

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    3. Re:Curing blindness... by Garrett+Fox · · Score: 1

      Interesting. Doesn't that estimate assume that the only way to achieve visual input is to duplicate the structure of the visual cortex? It might be possible instead to do the same thing with ordinary software rather than a neural net, which could be far more efficient than simulating neurons. As I understand it, a lot of the processing going on in vision is a hierarchy of pattern-finding routines that detect edges, lines and other features. To the extent that we understand that system we can "do it in code."

      On a related note, what about the ongoing DARPA research into prosthetic limbs? The people they're funding seem to have a first-level prototype arm tested in the human body, and a second-level prototype designed to be wired directly into the nerves instead of the kludge of attaching sensors to chest muscles. (One story about it.) Sure, vision is more complex than arm sensing/control, but doesn't this line of research raise the odds of near-future success?

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    4. Re:Curing blindness... by jd · · Score: 1
      Hmmm. It may be possible, especially if it's basic pattern recognition and other such image processing techniques (eg: contrast stretching). I guess I'm thinking in terms of signals to be sent to the rest of the brain, in the sense that if we know the bit pattern being sent to the rest of the brain for a given input, all we want to do is duplicate that output. We don't really care what the reason is for that bit pattern, so long as we can generate it. That's a classic neural net training set, if ever I saw one - you can log the output for the input and just replay that to produce something that is functionally the same.

      If we do the image processing directly, in code, we'd get something that is (a) faster, (b) more compact, and (c) probably much less prone to the errors of interpretation that happen in the visual cortex. However, getting the output into a suitable format is going to be much tougher, as a lookup table would not make sense. It would be too big. That is probably going to be harder than the image processing itself, as the mappings are not necessarily going to be logical, they will merely be whatever evolved for the different connections as the brain has evolved.

      The artificial limbs offer some hope that the brain is far more logical than I fear, but it should be kept in mind that that's output from the motor neurons to the nerves that control the muscles. That part is going to be relatively basic signaling, but it's not clear to me that the rest of the brain is as simple. If it is, then this will indeed be solved in 15 years or less.

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    5. Re:Curing blindness... by smallfries · · Score: 1

      You're massively under-estimating the performance of classical computers on simulating neural networks. To tidy up your figures a bit: if you take the "best-case" then we've managed to pack simulations of networks with 10s to 100s of neurons into a PIC microcontroller. This is a 1Mhz device with about 256 bytes of memory. If you go to a more reasonable embedded processor, such as a 500Mhz X-Scale then the simple simulation can handle about 10^6 neurons. Simulating the 10^7 neurons in this simple way should be doable on a portable device within a couple of years.

      The reason that people don't is that these simple discrete models of neurons are quite crap for real tasks, and because the networks generated by these models don't correspond to real biological systems. There is a lot of research in the area of how real biological networks are organized (I know a couple of people doing PhDs in the field just in my department). The tougher question is how to execute a more realistic simulation of the neuron.

      There is no perfect simulation, and the problem shows diminishing returns. The level of realism is only limited by how much processing power can be thrown at it. Unlike the simple discrete case (which runs nicely using fixed point integer maths) the more complex simulations requires lots of heavy duty floating point performance. However there is some hope for development here; most of the increases in processing performance in the near future will come from adding fast vector support to processors. SIMD extensions are already available, but in the next 5-10 years we should see large SIMD arrays being added to processor dies as graphics functionality is merged back onto the main processor.

      These SIMD arrays are heavily optimised for running this type of numerical simulation, and as a result we should see exponential increases in the performance of these simulations for some time to come. I think that we'll see classical systems capable of doing this task in a much shorter time frame than you predict. Also, it is not clear that a quantum computer would be any good at this task - it doesn't relate directly to either of the known quantum algorithms.

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    6. Re:Curing blindness... by jd · · Score: 1

      Ok, I'll buy your argument. My rationale for QC was partly based on the heavy need for floating-point. An analog computer can represent a floating-point number as accurately as you like - just reduce the noise to the required level. You can't quite do this using multi-state logic, but you can approximate it if you have enough discrete states. Quantum computers use quantum states which gives you the multi-state. It was also based on the premise that for a given level of complexity of network, there will be N different networks that can subdivide the problem-space meaningfully given the same level of training. A classical computer starts in a random state and then works to the nearest state through the training. If you don't get the final state you want, you re-randomize and re-try. A quantum computer would (in theory) be able to represent all valid networks and then discard the ones that aren't useful, which means you'd be able to get a deterministic result as there would be no random element.

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  87. Train The Patient by camperdave · · Score: 1

    How do they know they're accurately converting the signals to sound, if they're basing this off a man who has no ability to speak?

    It's probably something simple, like "Read this sample text". There's likely a training cycle during which the performance of the machine and the patient are tuned to each other.

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  88. Who's doing the work by mesterha · · Score: 3, Insightful

    One has to wonder who is doing the work. Is the paralyzed man adapting to the computer or is the computer learning the brain signals. Either way, it's good work, but I would bet that the way to perfect this type of technology is to "teach" the human to control his neurological impulses. I doubt the technology is directly eavesdropping on his speech.

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  89. Covert? by greg_barton · · Score: 1

    These signals are then fed into computers which covert these pulses into signals suitable for speech synthesis.

    Interesting typo
  90. Vinge, not Gibson by wurp · · Score: 3, Informative

    Gibson didn't invent cyberspace. Vernor Vinge invented cyberspace (although I don't think he coined the term) in True Names.

    If you haven't read it, I highly recommend it. Read True Names to get a notion of the profound visionary Vernor Vinge is. (Remember it was published in 1981).

    Then read Rainbows End with your newfound respect for Vinge's powers of prognostication, and recognize that you're seeing into the near future.

    1. Re:Vinge, not Gibson by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      afaics ... the question isn't who ivented the term or concept of 'cyberspace' but rather will the future be a 'dark' one where the fusion between man and machine will be corrupted into something globally evil, as Gibson writes.

  91. MOD PARENT UP by wurp · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Of course, you won't mod parent up since I'm replying to my own message. Jeez, what a whore!

    But now you have to mod this post up, 'cause moderators can't resist reverse psychology.

    But now you won't mod this post up, 'cause I pointed out the reverse psychology.

    But now you have to mod this post up...

  92. summary is blatantly misrepresentative! by Briden · · Score: 1, Informative

    summary says: neurologists are reporting that they can decypher neurological impulses into speech with an 80% accuracy.

    article says: Although the data is still being analysed, researchers at Boston University believe they can correctly identify the sound Mr Ramsay's brain is imagining some 80% of the time. In the next few weeks, a computer will start the task of translating his thoughts into sounds.

    come on. the article implys that this is already being done, with 80% accuracty. seems to me, they just think it's going to work, and haven't even started trying it yet.

  93. Re:Still needs the "ah" sound: "oh, ee, oo, ah, ah by cromar · · Score: 1

    I went to the witch doctor and
    the witch doctor said to me:
    oh, ee, oo, ah, ah
    ting tang walla walla bing bang
    oh, ee, oo, ah, ah
    you need brain surgery

  94. Redacted by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Has [redacted] this [redacted] replaced [redacted] the [redacted] word [redacted] pedantic [redacted] as [redacted] the [redacted] latest [redacted] word [redacted] everybody [redacted] has [redacted] to [redacted] look [redacted] up [redacted] in [redacted] the [redacted] thesaurus [redacted] before [redacted] using [redacted] it [redacted] on [redacted] slashdot, [redacted] in [redacted] a [redacted] lame [redacted] attempt [redacted] at [redacted] sounding [redacted] intellingent [redacted]? In [redacted] other [redacted] words [redacted], what [redacted] I [redacted] meant [redacted] to [redacted] say [redacted] was [redacted] , [redacted] " [redacted] Nigger [redacted], nigger [redacted], nigger [redacted] " [redacted], you [redacted] pretentious [redacted] bitches [redacted] !!![redacted]

  95. Did I say that out loud?? by RexDevious · · Score: 1

    Yeah, it seems real cool until the first time this guy goes to a bar. Though they'll probably install a "mute" switch shortly after his next sponge bath.

    Like that comic said, "If women knew what men were thinking, they'd never stop slapping us".

    Impressive tech though. Decypher neurological impulses into speech with an 80% accuracy? Forget Stephan Hawkings - give this thing to George W. Bush. His record so far is something like 46.2%; and that was ordering appetizers - with the aid of a teleprompter.

    Nah, I'm just bitter because I know all my efforts to master the iPhone typing interface will soon be useless.

  96. Re:Slashdot. by hickory-smoked · · Score: 1
    I don't know why you're so convinced that Slashdot is populated entirely by Physicalists. Perhaps this is fallout from some earlier discussion about Evolution?


    Even if it was an accurate statement, human rights can be based on rational and objective grounds, and do not require a specific deity, much less the Biblical God. Frankly, in recent history, I've seen a lot more respect for human dignity from the Atheists and Transhumanists than many self-described American Christians.

  97. That is a breakthrough by asm2750 · · Score: 1

    I wonder how much longer it will be until we can just download our entire mind into a solid state medium.

  98. I can wait for my own Neural Interface by John+Sokol · · Score: 1

    Think of the possibilities. Direct though to typing, no keyboard. I can just think C code and it will just appear on the screen.

    Driving, robotics, new appendages, like a third arm, telepresents, teledildonics, telekinesis, telepathy, brain to Wifi.
    Or just wiring in a CPU or Math co-processor Calculator, or just add additional RAM.

    How about not just seeing, but being able to display images on a screen straight from your brain.

    Then there is the Dark side. Imaging trojans, worm and viruses directly into your brain. Or even worse, having Microsoft installed directly into your brain. I wonder what having your brain blue screen would look like.

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  99. Mind/Machine Interface by SMACX+guy · · Score: 1

    The Warrior's bland acronym, MMI, obscures the true horror of this monstrosity. Its inventors promise a new era of genius, but meanwhile unscrupulous power brokers use its forcible installation to violate the sanctity of unwilling human minds. They are creating their own private army of demons.

  100. hmm. by apodyopsis · · Score: 1

    Weird, must be the way my brain works - but I immediately thought of a "brainCap"(tm) - slap the little cap on somebody's head and hear their thoughts.

    then I went off on a tangent... and imagined what people would do with a device that could do that. Slap it on somebodies head and listen to the words they are mentally thinking...

    "hold him, down lads, lets slap a brainCap on him and then he'll tell us where the diamonds are!"

    "you say you are thinking of me only when we mave love darling? put on a brainCap next time so I can hear it and be sure.."

    "hmm, you are having a bad dream - lets slap on a brainCap and hear what you dream about"

    "so you say you want to work as a teacher and you love children? well for you first day somebody will be monitoring your thoughts"

    given human nature, I think we don't want a device like this.

  101. Baby Language Translator! by Azuma+Hazuki · · Score: 1

    Everything from "change me!" to "turn off that damn Raffi record!"

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  102. First words? by PRMan · · Score: 2, Funny

    No, it was "Hello, World" of course...

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  103. How cynical I've become by e-scetic · · Score: 1

    My first thought was somewhere in the massive American military-industrial complex, most likely the deep bowels of the CIA, someone is going to try to use this technology to read the thoughts of unwilling participants.

  104. Compromise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Tada! :D

  105. I'll third it. by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

    I don't have much to add, just another comment in that tree. Not only does the story deserve to be told, but it deserves a long list of comments, even ones like mine (saying nothing new) to show that it was heard.

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  106. Re:I see the future now... by freezingweasel · · Score: 1

    I, for one, welcome our new neural-implant overlords!

  107. Re:Slashdot. by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

    The values you're thinking of as coming from the "Greek philosophers" were actually "Calvinist theologians who also happened to have been well-read their Latin, Greek, and Hebrew forebears."

    How, exactly, does that invalidate "Greek philosophers"?

    If we are talking about the same things -- equal rights and democracy, for instance -- well, Sparta was exactly that. Among citizens, it was more purely democratic than we are today.

    Then there's the Roman Republic, which I'm fairly sure predates Christ. (I could be entirely wrong about that one, though.)

    (I'll leave aside your obvious lack of contextual knowledge with regard to "torture" and slavery)

    I'd rather not. I can point to at least a few obvious places in the Bible about this -- one in which it seems pretty obvious God is telling his people to kidnap and rape some local girls. (Take the for your wives.)

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  108. Re:Please forgive parent for utter inappropriatene by Lord+Ender · · Score: 1

    The GGP himself stated that his wife was physically and mentally damaged by the accident. I never stated anything that he himself did not declare just minutes earlier. Nothing I said would be surprising or exceptionally insulting to him. Chill TF out.

    I don't know what I would do if my SO had a car accident, but I hope I would have a much better sense of humor than you have, you hypersensitive freak.

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  109. Re:Slashdot. by Lord+Ender · · Score: 1

    Wow. You're saying Calvinist philosophers borrowed ideas from Greek philosophers, therefore the roots of their philosophy were not Greek? You must have a serious amount of cognitive dissonance to believe that kind of spin. Apply for a job at News Corp.

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  110. Re:Slashdot and endowments by Livius · · Score: 1

    Don't forget, creator = Theory of Evolution by natural selection over self-replication with variation.

  111. Re:Slashdot. by Lord+Ender · · Score: 1

    All of the "founding fathers" proclaimed Deism. I don't disagree. Not all of them claimed to be devout followers of any Abrahamic/Christian church. Again, I agree.

    The fact that simple physical rules can result in complex results (aka Evolution or The Game of Life) had not been demonstrated in the sixteenth century, so it is totally understandable that religious world-views were common in those days. In light of current evidence, I can not believe people like Thomas Jefferson could possibly defend any posture other than agnosticism.

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  112. re:? by Knowmadification · · Score: 1

    uh, read through some of the Wiki, wondering if you could help out with supporting evidence, or references.

    OBTW. Time magazine this week ran a historical piece about Jefferson VS Adams for the 1800 Presidential campain.(Time magazine November 12, 2007, p.121) the article is mostly about how claiming faith can affect the campaign. But I interpret the faith of our fathers, to be a moot point. history being non objective.

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  113. Strange Days by John+Pfeiffer · · Score: 1

    On the flip-side, direct brain I/O is also a major step towards William Gibson's Neuromancer and other cyberpunk dark futures.

    I, for one, welcome our new recorded-stimuli-porn overlords.
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  114. The Core of the Founding Fathers were Freemasons by Phoenix666 · · Score: 1

    George Washington, Benjamin Franklin, Thomas Jefferson, John Hancock, and many of the other Founding Fathers were masons. Freemasonry could be considered deist in that you must believe in a supreme being, but what you call that supreme being is not material. That is, Hindus, Christians, Muslims, Jews, Buddhists, and even adherents to Wicca are eligible for membership in the fraternity.

    So it's not surprising that they Founding Fathers would have built the same attitude into the DNA of the United States.

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  115. A silent prayer for by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...all the paranoid schizophrenics out there

  116. Gibson by sonamchauhan · · Score: 1

    "On the flip-side, direct brain I/O is also a major step towards William Gibson's Neuromancer and other cyberpunk dark futures."

    I started reading, and first thought it said something about direct brain I/O being a step backward for Mel Gibson...

  117. Thanks! by wurp · · Score: 1

    It's nice to hear that there's some kind of experimental evidence to back that up.

    I'll still bet that restoring the sight to someone would be at least partially successful, but I suppose there's no knowing until there is a good enough operation that the possibility of results outweighs the downsides.