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  1. hi everyone on Hitchhiker's Movie is Bad, says Adams Biographer · · Score: -1

    Fuck you. All of you.

  2. look at me! on Phishers Face Jail Time Under New U.S. Bill · · Score: -1, Troll

    linux sucks.

  3. Re:SAIC & tired of criminals on Identity Theft of Many SAIC Employees · · Score: -1

    you are so fuckin gay, dude.

  4. hey! on Identity Theft of Many SAIC Employees · · Score: -1

    vagaina. props to bunter!

  5. confirmed: I just shat myself on 6-Month Sentence for NASA Cracker · · Score: -1, Troll

    I can't believe I just took a shit in my pants at work. What the fuck? I cant stand up and take it to the restroom, because I am wading in a puddle of feces at this very moment. Any change in my seating position will send my poo spilling down my legs and into my socks and shoes. There is no way I can play this off as a fart. I can hardly see straight! How am I possibly going to explain this to my Supervisor when she comes over here to ask me what I just did in the presence of my employer? She'll make me drop trau in front of everyone again. There it is. The person in the cubicle to the right of me just asked if I could smell "that". I gotta go.

  6. "friendly" robots? on Serenity Pushed Back to September · · Score: -1

    Here's one for you...Gay robots; products of their own virtual evolution, or the natural result of the fact that robot-vaginas haven't been invented yet?

  7. "friendly" robots... on BrainPort Allows People To Reclaim Damaged Senses · · Score: -1

    Here's one for you...Gay robots; products of their own virtual evolution, or the natural result of the fact that robot-vaginas haven't been invented yet?

  8. confirmed: I just shat myself... on UK Group Wants Mandatory Flash For Phone Cams · · Score: -1, Troll

    I can't believe I just took a shit in my pants at work. What the fuck? I cant stand up and take it to the restroom, because I am wading in a puddle of feces at this very moment. Any change in my seating position will send my poo spilling down my legs and into my socks and shoes. There is no way I can play this off as a fart. I can hardly see straight! How am I possibly going to explain this to my Supervisor when she comes over here to ask me what the fuck I just did in the presence of my employer? She'll make me drop trau in front of everyone again. There it is. The person in the cubicle to the right of me just asked if I could smell "that". I gotta go. codeweaver is for pussies.

  9. confirmed: I just shat all over myself on NASA Gravity Probe Set for Launch · · Score: -1

    I can't believe I just took a shit in my pants at work. What the fuck? I cant stand up and take it to the restroom, because I am wading in a puddle of feces at this very moment. Any change in my seating position will send my poo spilling down my legs and into my socks and shoes. There is no way I can play this off as a fart. I can hardly see straight! How am I possibly going to explain this to my Supervisor when she comes over here to ask me what the fuck I just did in the presence of my employer? She'll make me drop trau in front of everyone again. There it is. The person in the cubicle to the right of me just asked if I could smell "that". I gotta go.

  10. confirmed: I just shat all over myself on Malicious E-Cards - An Analysis of Spam · · Score: -1

    I can't believe I just took a shit in my pants at work. What the fuck? I cant stand up and take it to the restroom, because I am wading in a puddle of feces at this very moment. Any change in my seating position will send my poo spilling down my legs and into my socks and shoes. There is no way I can play this off as a fart. I can hardly see straight! How am I possibly going to explain this to my Supervisor when she comes over here to ask me what the fuck I just did in the presence of my employer? She'll make me drop trau in front of everyone again. There it is. The person in the cubicle to the right of me just asked if I could smell "that". I gotta go.

  11. confirmed: I just shat all over myself on Andreessen Interview Discusses Post-Crash Innovation · · Score: -1

    I can't believe I just took a shit in my pants at work. What the fuck? I cant stand up and take it to the restroom, because I am wading in a puddle of feces at this very moment. Any change in my seating position will send my poo spilling down my legs and into my socks and shoes. There is no way I can play this off as a fart. I can hardly see straight! How am I possibly going to explain this to my Supervisor when she comes over here to ask me what the fuck I just did in the presence of my employer? She'll make me drop trau in front of everyone again. There it is. The person in the cubicle to the right of me just asked if I could smell "that". I gotta go.

  12. confirmed: I just shat all over myself on Nokia Shows Off Phone with Printable Faceplate · · Score: -1

    I can't believe I just took a shit in my pants at work. What the fuck? I cant stand up and take it to the restroom, because I am wading in a puddle of feces at this very moment. Any change in my seating position will send my poo spilling down my legs and into my socks and shoes. There is no way I can play this off as a fart. I can hardly see straight! How am I possibly going to explain this to my Supervisor when she comes over here to ask me what the fuck I just did in the presence of my employer? She'll make me drop trau in front of everyone again. There it is. The person in the cubicle to the right of me just asked if I could smell "that". I gotta go.

  13. confirmed: I just shat all over myself on Distribution of Wealth in a Robot-Driven World · · Score: -1

    I can't believe I just took a shit in my pants at work. What the fuck? I cant stand up and take it to the restroom, because I am wading in a puddle of feces at this very moment. Any change in my seating position will send my poo spilling down my legs and into my socks and shoes. There is no way I can play this off as a fart. I can hardly see straight! How am I possibly going to explain this to my Supervisor when she comes over here to ask me what the fuck I just did in the presence of my employer? She'll make me drop trau in front of everyone again. There it is. The person in the cubicle to the right of me just asked if I could smell "that". I gotta go.

  14. confirmed: I just shat all over myself on Virginia Tech to Build Top 5 Supercomputer? · · Score: -1, Redundant

    I can't believe I just took a shit in my pants at work. What the fuck? I cant stand up and take it to the restroom, because I am wading in a puddle of feces at this very moment. Any change in my seating position will send my poo spilling down my legs and into my socks and shoes. There is no way I can play this off as a fart. It doesn't help at all that I've been spun out for 3 days. I can hardly see straight! How am I possibly going to explain this to my Supervisor when she comes over here to ask me what the fuck I just did in the presence of my employer? She'll make me drop trau in front of everyone again. There it is. The person in the cubicle to the right of me just asked if I could smell "that". I gotta go.

  15. confirmed: I just shat all over myself! on New PDA Listens To Your Heartbeat · · Score: -1

    I can't believe I just took a shit in my pants at work. What the fuck? I cant stand up and take it to the restroom, because I am wading in a puddle of feces at this very moment. Any change in my seating position will send my poo spilling down my legs and into my socks and shoes. There is no way I can play this off as a fart. It doesn't help at all that I've been spun out for 3 days. I can hardly see straight! How am I possibly going to explain this to my Supervisor when she comes over here to ask me what the fuck I just did in the presence of my employer? She'll make me drop trau in front of everyone again. There it is. The person in the cubicle to the right of me just asked if I could smell "that". I gotta go.

  16. confirmed: I just shat all over myself on Window Managers for High Resolution Displays? · · Score: -1

    I can't believe I just took a shit in my pants at work. What the fuck? I cant stand up and take it to the restroom, because I am wading in a puddle of feces at this very moment. Any change in my seating position will send my poo spilling down my legs and into my socks and shoes. There is no way I can play this off as a fart. It doesn't help at all that I've been spun out for 3 days. I can hardly see straight! How am I possibly going to explain this to my Supervisor when she comes over here to ask me what the fuck I just did in the presence of my employer? She'll make me drop trau in front of everyone again. There it is. The person in the cubicle to the right of me just asked if I could smell "that". I gotta go.

  17. oh yeah! on Buy Your Own Aircraft Carrier · · Score: -1

    eat feces!

  18. smoke pot! on EA As The Next Disney · · Score: -1

    I just smoked a fat ass bowl of kind ass shit! You know what is wierd??? I am also a conservative republican, and have voted as such for as long as I have been alowed to vote! I am going to do a line of meth now, so I'll be back to take questions all night long....

  19. post that is not first, nor second on Ex-Microsofter Rick Belluzzo Prefers Linux · · Score: -1

    spread those meat curtains!!!

  20. Re:Fuck you americunts on Slashback: Grids, Netscape, AMD · · Score: -1

    up yours, euro trash!

  21. Re:confirmed: I just shat all over myself on Johansen Trial Underway · · Score: -1

    Of course I run Outlook. You can be fired for using anything else...good Idea, AC! Thanks a lot!

  22. Re:confirmed: I just shat all over myself on Johansen Trial Underway · · Score: -1

    Well, I think I will just throw it at my co workers...who knows, they might even like it! Earthlink employees are like that, you know. Scientologists are freaky like that.

  23. Re:I WISH THEY'D FILTER /. on The Great Firewall of China - Samples of Filtered Sites · · Score: -1

    I just farted!

  24. Re:hey hippies... on The Great Firewall of China - Samples of Filtered Sites · · Score: -1

    No, not all arab nations, confucio...just the filthy muslim sand miners. the people who want to live a civilized life in the arab nations may be spared from death.

  25. how about... on Cellular and Computing Industries Finally Collide · · Score: -1

    how about a petrified Heidi Wall pouring hot grits down my pants? No? ok. SUCK IT!!!