HAHA! That was funny! I heard that when they recovered the bodies from the wreckage, Paul was found with his head buried in the pilots naked lap. I am not suprised, given that most liberal democrats are card carrying faggots.
"Support the democratic peoples of Israel in their struggle against sexist, homophobic, and fundamentalist reactionaries" --otherwise known as the filthy muslims
I was a victim of my own naivete, when, while extremely intoxicated, I walked into a tattoo/piercing parlor, horribly ignorant of the "we do surgery too!" sign above and to the left of me.
An Overlooked detail and a bottle of Makers Mark; a cocktail of disaster when combined. Without hesitation, I, in a drunken stupor, mistakenly asked to have my LABIA pierced...now, given the fact that I am a male, the guy doing the piercing was understandibly concerned with my request. "You know, I am assuming that you're sure you REALLY want to go through with this procedure". "Just Do it, man!" I demanded. Now, first of all, It's one thing to go into his parlor drunk and mispronounce a simple word, but not knowing he was also a licensed plastic surgeon....how could I possibly miss that little factoid? Well after I awakened from the anasthetics, the mirror I was facing reflected a dissappointing portrait of my lower half, exposing the unexpected, yet, terribly noticeable mutilation I had undergone. However, I was thrilled to know that I was still in posession of my previous anatomy, placed just so in a smuckers jar filled with ice and water. I apologized to the piercing guy and explained to him that it was a silly misunderstanding, and that I was in desperate need of my previous extremities. We laughed, and laughed. Afterward the doctor surgically replaced my reproductive organs. In a display of common hospitality, he let me keep the labia I briefly sported for good luck....I even got it to hang on my neclace for a while, just like a keepsake! I never did get around to piercing my labret, though.
have you ever farted into a pillow to concentrate the stench, then put it to your nose quick enough to smell it? I have. It's strangely addictive.
--fuckforce lambroghini
the cartilage in my dick hurts. there is also a large bruise in the middle of my penis. I am not a doctor, and so I can't assume anything. can you tell me what happened? btw, I am a virgin, both analy and vaginaly. I do take preference to watermelons, however. Are there insects that can cause infections this way, that live in or on melons or fruits of any sort?
have you ever farted into a blanket or pillow to concentrate the fart, then immediately stick your nose into it? the smell is rancid, but strangely enticing. p.s. please suck a fart out of my ass.
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HAHA! That was funny! I heard that when they recovered the bodies from the wreckage, Paul was found with his head buried in the pilots naked lap. I am not suprised, given that most liberal democrats are card carrying faggots.
Screw all of you liberal democrats.
hahaha! that was the funniest thing I have read today! Well, I have to line up another rail of meth so I can get to work...
fuck you! every iraqi soldier killed is another prayer answered. you faggot. down with sadaam!
are you a sucker of penis?
"Support the democratic peoples of Israel in their struggle against sexist, homophobic, and fundamentalist reactionaries" --otherwise known as the filthy muslims
actually, I don't give a rats red ass about them either...we're coming to steal you're oil, you fucking sand niggers!
nothing like a fat line of crystal meth to start the day!
nothing like a fat line of crystal methamphetamine to start the day!
Death to all arab nations.
my dick is hard right now, which, as a result, i am going to beat it off. don't ask me why, because i cannot give you a rational answer.
Nuthin' like a fat line of meth to start the morning off!
I was a victim of my own naivete, when, while extremely intoxicated, I walked into a tattoo/piercing parlor, horribly ignorant of the "we do surgery too!" sign above and to the left of me. An Overlooked detail and a bottle of Makers Mark; a cocktail of disaster when combined. Without hesitation, I, in a drunken stupor, mistakenly asked to have my LABIA pierced...now, given the fact that I am a male, the guy doing the piercing was understandibly concerned with my request. "You know, I am assuming that you're sure you REALLY want to go through with this procedure". "Just Do it, man!" I demanded. Now, first of all, It's one thing to go into his parlor drunk and mispronounce a simple word, but not knowing he was also a licensed plastic surgeon ....how could I possibly miss that little factoid? Well after I awakened from the anasthetics, the mirror I was facing reflected a dissappointing portrait of my lower half, exposing the unexpected, yet, terribly noticeable mutilation I had undergone. However, I was thrilled to know that I was still in posession of my previous anatomy, placed just so in a smuckers jar filled with ice and water. I apologized to the piercing guy and explained to him that it was a silly misunderstanding, and that I was in desperate need of my previous extremities. We laughed, and laughed. Afterward the doctor surgically replaced my reproductive organs. In a display of common hospitality, he let me keep the labia I briefly sported for good luck....I even got it to hang on my neclace for a while, just like a keepsake! I never did get around to piercing my labret, though.
have you ever farted into a pillow to concentrate the stench, then put it to your nose quick enough to smell it? I have. It's strangely addictive. --fuckforce lambroghini
er....character sets, please excuse me!
No, they are words, not a Middle Eastern conflict.
never tell someone "why don't you suck a fart out of my ass" if his/her breath smells like they just took a bite out of a fresh piece of shit.
never tell someone to suck a fart out of your ass if their breath smells like they took a bite out of a piece of shit.
those filthy muslims in palestine are going to get what's coming to them.
now you listen here, you troll faggot. no one's name is FUCKFORCE, like me!
first fucking post by FUCKFORCE, MY LEGAL NAME love, Fuckforce Lambroghini
the cartilage in my dick hurts. there is also a large bruise in the middle of my penis. I am not a doctor, and so I can't assume anything. can you tell me what happened? btw, I am a virgin, both analy and vaginaly. I do take preference to watermelons, however. Are there insects that can cause infections this way, that live in or on melons or fruits of any sort?
have you ever farted into a blanket or pillow to concentrate the fart, then immediately stick your nose into it? the smell is rancid, but strangely enticing.
p.s. please suck a fart out of my ass.
eat another cock!
asshole.
I just farted --Fuckforce(a.k.a. myself).