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Major UK Comms Backbone Bunker Burned Out

evilandi writes "The BBC are reporting that much of Manchester, England is without telephone service following a fire in a major underground tunnel system. The site in question is strongly suspected to be the 'Guardian' nuclear communications bunker system which is one of the main three UK subterranean communications backbone bunkers. The giveaway is this regional BBC news story which mentions Chapel Street, one of the very few entrance/exit points to the 'Guardian' system. If confirmed, Manchester could be without wired communications for some time. The MANAP Manchester Network Access Point regional Internet hub is officially reporting nothing, but a number of UK admins are seeing significant disruption."

309 comments

  1. Strange by RickoniX · · Score: 4, Funny

    First verizon knocks out e911 service in NYC, now a backbone goes out in the UK, you'd think it wasn't a coincidence

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    1. Re:Strange by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny
      First verizon knocks out e911 service in NYC, now a backbone goes out in the UK, you'd think it wasn't a coincidence

      It's not. This is an obvious Al Qaeda attack against the free world's communications infrastructure. We need to invade Iran NOW and capture the terrorists operating out of there before it gets worse. Today it's wired telephone service, tomorrow millions of Finnish teenagers could be without cellular phone service. We must all band together to stop the terrorists.

    2. Re:Strange by b12arr0 · · Score: 0

      You'd think they'd pony up and buy a good surge protector already. Sheesh.

    3. Re:Strange by Scoria · · Score: 5, Funny

      It's not. This is an obvious Al Qaeda attack against the free world's communications infrastructure. We need to invade Iran NOW and capture the terrorists operating out of there before it gets worse. Today it's wired telephone service, tomorrow millions of Finnish teenagers could be without cellular phone service. We must all band together to stop the terrorists.

      Who authored this message, Bush or Dick?

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    4. Re:Strange by Uber+Banker · · Score: 3, Informative

      I live in the area and allis working fine. ~120k lines is not even near all of Manchester. Though I did notice UT04 central internet server was not working earlier I can't believe this is solely dependent on the gay area of Manchester.

    5. Re:Strange by nathanhart · · Score: 1

      I am going to have to go with both, sort of like a how many light bulbs riddle.

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    6. Re:Strange by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the dick in the bush authored it

    7. Re:Strange by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Are you talking about big Bush? or are you talking about small Dick?

    8. Re:Strange by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I'm George W. Bush and I approve this message"

    9. Re:Strange by daveashcroft · · Score: 1

      Lines go down on (c)anal (s)treet. Not the only thing then eh!

      The mancunians here will know what im talking about.

    10. Re:Strange by Dick+Faze · · Score: 3, Funny

      Bush? Dick? Its just one fucking thing after another......

    11. Re:Strange by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is no coincidence! Remember when both the UK and the US suffered large scale power cuts? That was called a coincidence too!

      Must dash, my "I want to believe" poster signed by David Duchovny has just arrived...

    12. Re:Strange by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who authored this message, Bush or Dick?

      Blair - under orders from Bush & Dick.

    13. Re:Strange by subtropolis · · Score: 1

      Maybe somebody tried this :-)

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    14. Re:Strange by perky · · Score: 1

      Who authored this message, Bush or Dick?
      ITYM "wrote" ;)

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  2. Manchester Unplugged by ackthpt · · Score: 5, Interesting
    The story as carried by The Register

    I wonder how british Amatuer Radio is doing.

    About ten years ago we had a fire in an electrical cage under the computer room. Large stacks of cable had been laying about in the cage, where some brilliant person decided to pile several boxes of paper, too. Sparks from construction work smoldered in the paper and, despite the cable insullation being fire resistant, with enough heat it burns like petrol. Black soot settled everywhere, as smoke went into the ventillation system and all but one workstation were out (somehow the powermains and one line failed to short out) We were in during the weekend and laid enough cable to bring up basic services by the following Monday, but inhaled unknown quantities of asbestos and compounds released from the burnt plastic and rubber.

    In the end the failure of fire alarms was blamed on the fire, too, but the firemarshall found the wires for it (which are supposed to survive fire) had been disconnected for years.

    It'll be interesting to see how this all came about.

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    1. Re:Manchester Unplugged by mindstormpt · · Score: 1

      And now tell me... did those workstations survive such a traumatic experience?

    2. Re:Manchester Unplugged by spellraiser · · Score: 1

      Sorry, this one is irresistable:

      Looks like someone DID carry coals to Manchester!

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    3. Re:Manchester Unplugged by ackthpt · · Score: 2
      And now tell me... did those workstations survive such a traumatic experience?

      Fortunately the were mostly off when the fire happened. No guarrantee of that sort of luck these days as people seem to think it's fine to leave one running with a screen saver on. After all, it's not really on, right?

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    4. Re:Manchester Unplugged by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The phrase is "coals to newcastle".

      Maybe you knew that and you're being funny in some way I don't understand?

    5. Re:Manchester Unplugged by Servo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      We were in during the weekend and laid enough cable to bring up basic services by the following Monday, but inhaled unknown quantities of asbestos and compounds released from the burnt plastic and rubber.

      Since when does rubber and plastic contain asbestos?

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    6. Re:Manchester Unplugged by spellraiser · · Score: 1

      Nah, sorry (again)

      I remembered in wrong :P

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    7. Re:Manchester Unplugged by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *SIGH*

      "quantities of asbestos, and compounds released from the burnt plastic and rubber"

    8. Re:Manchester Unplugged by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      1. asbestos

      ***** and *******

      2. compounds released from the burnt plastic and rubber

    9. Re:Manchester Unplugged by Short+Circuit · · Score: 1

      They don't, but pyrolosys of complex materials is a fairly undpredictable process...You know that the products are going to consist of the same elements as the reactants, but that's about it.

      There are many, many toxic chemicals that are produced from burning synthetic materials. There are a lot of toxic chemicals produced from natural sources as well. (Poison ivy has terrible smoke; a guy who lived near me died when he inhaled it.)

    10. Re:Manchester Unplugged by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, that was almost successful, except the city in the cliche is Newcastle, not Manchester.

    11. Re:Manchester Unplugged by T-Ranger · · Score: 2, Informative
      Asbestos? WTF? Asbestos has never been used for insulating individule cables, though possibly cable ducts. Had your toxic cables been insulated with asbestos, they wouldnt have caught fire in the first place.

    12. Re:Manchester Unplugged by Opie812 · · Score: 1

      No worries...I have no idea what you're talking about.

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    13. Re:Manchester Unplugged by Dun+Malg · · Score: 4, Informative
      They don't, but pyrolosys of complex materials is a fairly undpredictable process...You know that the products are going to consist of the same elements as the reactants, but that's about it. There are many, many toxic chemicals that are produced from burning synthetic materials.

      Asbestos isn't manufactured, it's mined: it's a fibrous mineral and totally combustion-proof. It's wholly impossible for asbestos to result from burning wire jacket unless the asbestos was there to begin with. Unless the building has very old, very illegal electrical wiring, there was no asbestos. Now, it is possible that there was some asbestos insulation in the cable ducting that went unnoticed and he meant "we inhaled unknown quantities of: (asbestos) and (crap from burning wire insulation)".

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    14. Re:Manchester Unplugged by Short+Circuit · · Score: 1

      I wasn't suggesting asbestos was produced. I was pointing out that hundreds of other probably toxic chemicals were present in the inhaled in the smoke.

    15. Re:Manchester Unplugged by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1
      I wasn't suggesting asbestos was produced. I was pointing out that hundreds of other probably toxic chemicals were present in the inhaled in the smoke.

      Ag, I see. I mis-parsed your sentence. Sorry! :)

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    16. Re:Manchester Unplugged by genus+babbage · · Score: 1

      I think you'll find he mis-remembered "taking coal to Newcastle" - Newcastle used to be a large source of coal in the UK, and hence transporting coal to there from somewhere else was a questionable business practice.

    17. Re:Manchester Unplugged by Dark$ide · · Score: 1
      You insensitive clod.

      It's "Carrying coals to Newcastle".

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    18. Re:Manchester Unplugged by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Asbestos was once used in "fireproof" cable insulation before the dangers were known. I would imagine that this has not been done since the 1960s

  3. Manchester... by LBArrettAnderson · · Score: 2, Informative

    I live in the area and have heard nothing. My phones and internet work just fine.

    1. Re:Manchester... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    2. Re:Manchester... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I live in the area and have heard nothing.

      Of course you haven't, your telephone isn't working.

      (Yeah yeah, I read the whole post...)

  4. Northeners by MrWim · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's not too much of a worry. There's only about 6 people in manchester with telephones. They only just got fire you know

    1. Re:Northeners by plugger · · Score: 4, Informative

      No, I think you will find it's one of the places where the industrial revolution started.

    2. Re:Northeners by MrWim · · Score: 0

      Careful lads, this one sound like a northerner, don't let your cars out of your sight

    3. Re:Northeners by technos · · Score: 3, Funny

      It's terribly common for the British (those living outside Manchester, at least), to refer to it as backward.

      It's kind of like what the US does with reference to anyone from the Deep South..

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    4. Re:Northeners by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, but unlike Southerners we`ve already discovered soap.

    5. Re:Northeners by Goth+Biker+Babe · · Score: 4, Informative

      Far from being the backward place you believe it to be Manchester was one of the birthplaces of the Industrial Revolution; one end of one of the earliest Railway systems in the world (the Liverpool to Manchester for which speed trials were held where Stephenson's Rocket won); and the birthplace of digital stored program computers.

    6. Re:Northeners by adamofgreyskull · · Score: 2, Funny

      Fortunately, Southern England has already experienced a cultural revolution and is capable of recognising humour...

      *ahem*

    7. Re:Northeners by Goth+Biker+Babe · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I suppose if you live down south you need a sense of humour what with the cost of housing, cost of living, number of people and time spent sat in traffic jams or squeezed in to public transport.

    8. Re:Northeners by PhilipPeake · · Score: 1

      No, the industrial revolution started nearer to Newcastle and Stoke than Manchester. Manchester had little to do with the industrial revolution itself, but it did end up adopting a lot of the technology and as a result became as polluted and disgusting as the areas in which the rrevolution started.

    9. Re:Northeners by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      It's terribly common for the British (those living outside Manchester, at least), to refer to it as backward.

      The provincial backwater thing is only ever a joke, much like us Mancs refering to southern-shandy-swilling-poofs... except thats not a joke ;-)

    10. Re:Northeners by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, it's what the US of A does with reference to most places that aren't the US of A.... well, some people anyway...

    11. Re:Northeners by spectecjr · · Score: 1

      No, the industrial revolution started nearer to Newcastle and Stoke than Manchester. Manchester had little to do with the industrial revolution itself, but it did end up adopting a lot of the technology and as a result became as polluted and disgusting as the areas in which the rrevolution started.

      Try reading up on it a little more. Manchester was indeed one of the main birthplaces of the industrial revolution - particularly for textiles.

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    12. Re:Northeners by stiggle · · Score: 1

      Steam railways started near Newcastle (developed from the coal tramways) - the Industrial Revolution was already under way by then though with the Bridgewater Canal bringing cheaper coal and goods into Manchester and the water powered mills in East Lancashire and North Derbyshire. Not many cotton mills in the North East.... The first Iron works were in the Severn Valley. Again - not in the North East. Steam power - Cornwall for pumping the tin mines - not quite the North East either. :-)

    13. Re:Northeners by mr_sas · · Score: 1

      slight ot the mills in derbyshire now have unesco world heritage status i believe. the arkwright ones and cromford etc i've been around a few of them.

    14. Re:Northeners by dankow · · Score: 1
      It's kind of like what the US does with reference to anyone from the Deep South..


      You know, we only make fun of Southerners because it'll be 10 years or so before they get internet and can see our posts.

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    15. Re:Northeners by hungsolo · · Score: 0

      So THAT'S what they did with that fire they got...

    16. Re:Northeners by Grab · · Score: 1

      On the other hand, there's 2000 people in Moss Side with AK-47s. Just a good job they've not got internet connections, eh?

      Grab.

    17. Re:Northeners by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
      And it's just unfortunate the fire was underground, or else the incessant rain would have put it out immediately ;-)

    18. Re:Northeners by pommiekiwifruit · · Score: 2, Informative
      You're getting Manchester confused with Bristol (ooo arr ooo arr). Everyone in London knows Manchester is famous for perpetual rain and gun crime. I had never heard it referred to as being backward, what with its importance within the UK in football, music, industry, computing, etc. and of course "Queer as folk" the TV series :-)

      Get your stereotypes right! Otherwise it's like saying that people from Maine are well-known as "red-necks".

    19. Re:Northeners by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, I think you will find it's one of the places where the industrial revolution started.

      Indeed. And Manchester is where the worlds first true computer was built.

    20. Re:Northeners by Becquerel · · Score: 2, Informative

      On the other hand, there's 2000 people in Moss Side with AK-47s.

      Oy, i just bought a house in Moss Side... stop dissin the neighbourhood. I bet at tops there's only 20 ppl with AK's, don't exagerate :)

      Seriously though i'd not be too worried about walking through Moss Side at night, I think places like Totenham are a lot more scary.

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    21. Re:Northeners by plugger · · Score: 1

      Now that's asking for trouble :-)

      Emacs vs Vi has nothing on ENIAC vs Manchester Mk 1

    22. Re:Northeners by plugger · · Score: 1

      I live about half way between Liverpool and Manchester, so Scouse jokes and Manc jokes are equally funny as far as I'm concerned :-)

    23. Re:Northeners by plugger · · Score: 1

      One major contribution from Manchester was the development of the world's first standard screw thread, invented by Joseph Whitworth

      I'm always reminded about that when walking down Whitworth Street, central Manchester.

    24. Re:Northeners by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Actually .... Manchester is one of the birthplaces of modern computing. It should be a place of pilgramage for anyone who reads /.

      Baby was the first machine that had all the components now classically regarded as characteristic of the basic computer. And it was build in Manchester.

    25. Re:Northeners by phaze3000 · · Score: 1
      Coming from East London and now living in Manchester (Eccles, shithole that it is) I'd say Moss Side and Tottenham were pretty much as bad as each other.

      Longsight is much, much worse tho - worse than Brixton even.

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    26. Re:Northeners by TeddyBare · · Score: 1

      Typical.... trust a Northener to start a fight and call it a "Revolution"

    27. Re:Northeners by Mysticalfruit · · Score: 1

      Ah, now I see how America is different than the UK.

      We get nervious when a neighborhood doesn't have guns...

      Billy Bob: "Them there on the corner, they're an old lot, only got ONE shotgun!"
      Mavis: "Oh gee don't you know, that's just terrible, why it's going to be Billy's 7th birthday and he'll be getting his first gun"
      Billy Bob: "Uzi or TEC-9"
      Mavis: "We'll Basil is preferencial to the TEC-9, but we were thinking of getting him an AR-14"

      DANGER: Lame humor quota exceeded...

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    28. Re:Northeners by adamofgreyskull · · Score: 1

      Quite. :o)

  5. Mirror: Cold-War History in Manchester by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Cold-War History in Manchester
    Posting anonymously to avoid karma whoring. No troll text, I promise!

    - - - - -

    Cold-War History in Manchester
    The Guardian Underground Telephone Exchange

    Ever since I moved to Manchester in 1986 I've heard rumours about secret underground installations under the city centre. I particularly remember being told on several occasions about a secret nuclear bunker under Piccadilly Gardens. I have since found out that there is some truth behind these rumours. This web site reports my findings.

    Warning

    The Guardian Underground Telephone Exchange is NOT open to the public. Attempting to gain unauthorised access is trespass. Often it is very dangerous too: on more than one occasion people have died in the process of trying to gain access to such sites.

    If you attempt to enter a defence related site, even an apparently unused one, you should expect an unpleasant encounter with military police.

    Please do not pester site owners to gain access, this causes irritation to many of them.

    Instead, please join one of the specialist societies that can organise visits properly.

    Most of what I found out came from the excellent and highly recommended book:

    War Plan UK: The Secret Truth about Britain's "Civil Defence"
    by [http://www.gn.apc.org/duncan/]Duncan Campbell
    Published by Paladin Books in 1983
    (Unfortunately it is now out of print)

    This book includes a map and description of the Guardian Underground Telephone Exchange and deep level tunnel system in Manchester. Duncan Campbell has kindly given me permission to reproduce this information here:

    I have had to remove the map at the request of the Geographers' A-Z Map Co Ltd.

    Manchester Guardian is an underground telephone exchange in the centre of Manchester built in 1954. It is 112 feet (34m) below ground and cost 4 million to construct. The main tunnel, one thousand feet long and twenty-five feet wide (300m by 7m), lies below buildings in Back George Street, linking up to an anonymous and unmarked surface building containing the entrance lifts and ventilator shafts. There are also access shafts in the Rutherford telephone exchange in George Street.

    Its purpose was to resist a Hiroshima sized twenty-kiloton atom bomb, and preserve essential communications links even if the centre of Manchester had been flattened.

    A deep level tunnel system runs east and west from Guardian. A mile-long (1.3km) tunnel runs west to Salford, and a thousand-yard (700m) tunnel runs to Lockton Close in Ardwick, where a modernised ventilator building marks the south-eastern extension of the Manchester deep level tunnels.

    In the event of an attack warning, Guardian's main entry shaft was to have been sealed by a thirty-five-ton concrete slab that could be positioned over the entrance. Staff could escape either by using built-in hydraulic jacks to lift the slab (if covered with debris) some weeks after attack, or via the deep level tunnels to Ardwick and Salford. Emergency stores contained six weeks' supply of food rations, and Guardian had its own artesian well, generators, fuel tanks, and artificial windows and scenery painted onto rest-room walls.

    The exchange was to survive even if the city it served was destroyed.

    The Manchester Guardian telephone exchange and deep level tunnels were one of several such systems built in the 50s. Similar installations can be found under London (Kingsway) and [http://www.birminghamanchor.co.uk/]Birmingham (Anchor).

    By the time the exchange and tunnels were complete they were entirely vulnerable to more powerful Soviet H-bombs.

    I decided to try to locate and photograph the shafts and surface buildings described in "War Plan UK". To my surprise I found the surface buildings still intact, although they seemed to be in a bad state of repair. Their existence is still not common knowledge in Manchester.

    I wonder how much is left of the underground installations.

    Ard

    1. Re:Mirror: Cold-War History in Manchester by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Informative

      Yo asshole:

      Instead of posting all the f***ing text, how about just posting the link?

      Cock-sucker. You're still karma-trolling in my book.

    2. Re:Mirror: Cold-War History in Manchester by cheekyboy · · Score: 1

      1mile = 1.6km , not 1.3km

      im being picky, but this is the exact reason why we get samn stupid NASA mistakes and morons not knowing the basics in their head.

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    3. Re:Mirror: Cold-War History in Manchester by Becquerel · · Score: 1

      Its purpose was to resist a Hiroshima sized twenty-kiloton atom bomb, and preserve essential communications links even if the centre of Manchester had been flattened.

      Doh.

      Looking out my office window (Manchester city centre) I see plenty of buildings, but my ADSL at home is down. I think the Reg's suggestion that it "has brought chaos to the region as emergency services struggle to cope with a communication blackout" is a little far fetched. I don't think most people have even noticed.

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    4. Re:Mirror: Cold-War History in Manchester by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 1

      I'm without internet for possibly the next week... For me *that* is chaos.

      More seriously, though, there are a lot of banks who are cut off, which means a lot of the ATMs in manchester are down. When you run out of money how are you going to buy food? No luck with the credit card... they're out too...

  6. Oh no! by spangineer · · Score: 0

    WAIT! You're saying that people there might have to communicate in person for a bit? How terrible!

    1. Re:Oh no! by Stween · · Score: 3, Informative

      The worry is more the emergency services, and elderly people.

      The BBC news report I saw earlier on stated that BT planned on issuing mobile phones temporarily to people elderly living in sheltered housing.

    2. Re:Oh no! by pjt33 · · Score: 1

      It is for the companies with call centres in the area, to whom I'm sure we all extend our sympathy.

    3. Re:Oh no! by normal_guy · · Score: 1

      No, they'll just stay home and watch TV, the other social ill that you hate.

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    4. Re:Oh no! by ackthpt · · Score: 4, Funny
      WAIT! You're saying that people there might have to communicate in person for a bit? How terrible!

      Being british, they're able to cope with the suffering. Stiff upper lip and all that.

      If it happened in the USA the public outcry would be deafening.

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    5. Re:Oh no! by zulux · · Score: 1

      The BBC news report I saw earlier on stated that BT planned on issuing mobile phones temporarily to people elderly living in sheltered housing.

      The elderly living in un-sheltered housing, however, get scraps of cardboard cut into the shape of a mobile phone. Oh... and a doggy-bicsuit for good luck and/or snackies.

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    6. Re:Oh no! by Zephy · · Score: 1

      It's not just phones, its data too, bt kilostream services and the like. It's knocked out stuff like criminal justice systems, prisons, banks, gov.nets, council, private leased lines, and probably a load of domestic stuff too. Bt can't give us an estimated time back up, but it's been nearly 24 hours.

      Go privatised monopoly.

    7. Re:Oh no! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WAIT! You're saying that I should get up on my pedestal and make a cheap shot comment? How lame!

    8. Re:Oh no! by sprouty76 · · Score: 1

      Oddly enough, there aren't that many call centres in the centre of Manchester. Most call centres tend to be in horrendous out-of-town business parks. Warrington, just outside Manchester is full of them.

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    9. Re:Oh no! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well... it has disrupted the Digital Terrestrial (Freeview) and analogue Channel 4 service in Northern Ireland, if not other places.

    10. Re:Oh no! by gotw · · Score: 2, Funny

      "Yeah, so you want the new executable then? Erm yeah, so it's zero eee wun eff bee ay ... oh sorry that's a four yeah, a four oh nine, yeah a zero oh see dee."
      To be honest, I don't think I can shout quite far enough anyway.

    11. Re:Oh no! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Gawd bless America!

    12. Re:Oh no! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Manchester is too expensive to have call centres, and besides they can be anywhere in the world. All call centres these days are in really inexpensive places like Delhi, Bombay, Calcutta, or, if you're really cheap, Warrington.

    13. Re:Oh no! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ahhh, the aircraft-hanger BT Warrington call center. Still, I suspect it's gone a little quiet for them today (Ha! In your face BT; serves you right for clossing Bristol Whitefriars now doesn't it?)

  7. Not everyone will notice by thebra · · Score: 5, Funny

    "while AOL said its customers in the area, who are connected to the BT network, would also experience problems."
    ...and they were so close to figuring out how to use internet...

    1. Re:Not everyone will notice by magarity · · Score: 1

      Nevermind AOL, this is the choice quote:
      "Our ability to receive 999 calls has not been affected but the ability of people using those 10,000 lines to make 999 calls from land lines may have been.

      So... isn't this like when here in Denver a blizard rolls through and the authorities boast how the aircraft landings and takeoffs never even slow down at our fancy new airport... but the road to the airport is frelling closed!

  8. yay by monkease · · Score: 2, Funny

    does this mean none of those, "i use pounds, you insensitive clod" / "i have members of parliament, you insensitive clod" / "(insert something british here), you insensitive clod" posts today?

    just kidding--i love you guys. hope this gets fixed soon!

    1. Re:yay by odyrithm · · Score: 1

      in the words of a "British clod".. your not at all funny, so dont prented to be. You insensitive clod! ;)

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    2. Re:yay by monkease · · Score: 0

      okay, how about this?

      same comment, but now i'm dressed in women's clothing.

      i'm funny now, am i not? *grin*

    3. Re:yay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      u cant humour Americans, there all alike.. tits. need I bring up the date style they use? nah.

      Month - Day - Year

      Only a nation of retards would use such a convention. The same nation that complains brits drive on the wrong side of the road, but if I was an American Id forget the fact romans invented roads, and the brits where driving on the wrong side long long before Americans even knew what a side was.

  9. London is unaffected by Space+cowboy · · Score: 4, Interesting

    At least, I got a message from worldpay earlier this afternoon that their server were being affected, but I've not noticed anything myself. Most of the UK's internet traffic goes through LInX anyway, which is pretty damn secure, so I'd be surprised to see any real IP issues, even if BT are in a bit of a pickle ...

    Simon

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    1. Re:London is unaffected by replicant108 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'm an admin in N. Ireland. We noticed this morning that a small percentage of sites were timing out. I contacted our ISP, who confirmed that that there were some problems on the backbone which were related to the fire.

    2. Re:London is unaffected by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, from NI I'd assume some cables go to Liverpool way then onto LINX via. Manchester or Birmingham. Bummer for you guys..

  10. Not even close to most of the city by Ion+Berkley · · Score: 4, Informative

    Manchester has a population comfortably in excess of 1 Million people and a large buisness centre. 100K dead telephones represents only a small but significant amount of the city.

    1. Re:Not even close to most of the city by Dynamoo · · Score: 5, Informative
      100K dead lines in the central business district is a wipeout, plus most data systems have been wiped out and the mobile telephone system is struggling with all the extra load.

      We've got patchy and intermittant ISDN connectivity to our Manchester office, but we're not expecting anything close to even a normal backup service for days. We've shunted work out to other regional offices to cover.

      OK, it's bad, but worse things have happened. Remember when the IRA blew Manchester city centre up? No lives have been lost and everything will be back to normal soon. ish.

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    2. Re:Not even close to most of the city by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, sort of. The population of the city of Manchester is less than 500,000. Greater Manchester (a much larger area) has a population of 2,500,000.

    3. Re:Not even close to most of the city by sprouty76 · · Score: 2, Informative

      I live in Manchester, about five minutes walk from one of the Guardian access points. My mobile is fine, and given that I'm typing this, so is my data.

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    4. Re:Not even close to most of the city by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Remember when the IRA blew Manchester city centre up?

      No. I'm an American.

    5. Re:Not even close to most of the city by Ion+Berkley · · Score: 2, Informative

      It will be interesting to see how the outages look geographicly. Just reading the description of the layout of the tunnel system and the limted egress points I would expect long distance trunks to be far more affected than local exchanges as it seems BT uses it as a ways of bringing in new backhauls to the city centre without civil works. In many ways I was expecting the affects on the city centre telephone service to be quite limited. It will also be interesting to see if the data outage is a reflection on peoples focus on logical redundancy at the planning stage rather than physical redundancy (all fibres in the same hole...)

    6. Re:Not even close to most of the city by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Imagine a terrorist act, similar to the WTC except instead of the entire world laughing it was extremist Irish Catholics. (and I don't think anybody got killed

    7. Re:Not even close to most of the city by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      O yes, you just paid for it.

    8. Re:Not even close to most of the city by arwel · · Score: 1

      15 June 1996. A ton and a half of high explosives next to the main shopping mall. Fortunately no-one killed thanks to a warning, but over 200 injured. It was a good excuse to rebuild the city centre (50,000 square metres of retail space and 25,000 square metres of office space) which badly needed it, so taken overall the IRA did the city a favour as it's a lot nicer now...

    9. Re:Not even close to most of the city by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Although terrorism as urban renewal is oddly humorous, my real point was about American isolationism.

  11. Use protection! by Scoria · · Score: 4, Funny

    you'd think it wasn't a coincidence

    The government(s) want you to believe that it is merely a coincidence. Coincidentally, I'm currently offering virtual tinfoil hats at a 20% discount. Therein lies the difference between a fortunate and unfortunate coincidence!

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    1. Re:Use protection! by RickoniX · · Score: 2, Funny

      Pfft, like half the stuff I own isn't already coated in tin foil

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    2. Re:Use protection! by Tin+Foil+Hat · · Score: 3, Funny

      Customers should be warned that I hold IP rights to all hats that incorporate my foil. Scoria's "virtual tinfoil hats", in particular, contain many examples of said IP and users of this product may face substantial liability in that regard.

      However, I do not wish to be seen as the 800 pound ogre in this market, so I am now offering licenses for my IP to all Scoria customers at the low rate of $699.00 per brain.

      Act now to avoid future legal liabilities.

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    3. Re:Use protection! by Draknor · · Score: 5, Funny

      However, I do not wish to be seen as the 800 pound ogre in this market, so I am now offering licenses for my IP to all Scoria customers at the low rate of $699.00 per brain.

      I take it there are significant discounts for SCO & RIAA directors, then?

    4. Re:Use protection! by Deusy · · Score: 1

      The government(s) want you to believe that it is merely a coincidence. Coincidentally, I'm currently offering virtual tinfoil hats at a 20% discount. Therein lies the difference between a fortunate and unfortunate coincidence!

      So it was you that caused the fire! You're diabolical plan to profit from the sale of protective metalic headwear has been foiled by your own arrogance, thinking you could brag in public!

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    5. Re:Use protection! by albanac · · Score: 1

      Right now, the government(s) don't want you to believe it's just a coincidence. They want you to believe that it's the Axis of Evil. No-one's actually blamed this fire on terrorists yet, but I'm cynical enough to say 'wait three weeks'.

      ~cHris

    6. Re:Use protection! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why, this story is an excellent demonstration of the importance of wrapping precious telephone lines in tinfoil. Wish the Brits had done it. *wink* *nudge nudge*

    7. Re:Use protection! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Act now to avoid future legal liabilities.

      What about illegal ones?

  12. Ping? *sizzle* by Dark+Lord+Seth · · Score: 5, Funny
    Pinging guardian.co.uk [212.187.153.21] with 32 bytes of data:

    Request timed out.
    Request timed out.
    Request timed out.
    Request timed out.

    Ping statistics for 212.187.153.21:
    Packets: Sent = 4, Received = 0, Lost = 0, Burned to a crisp = 4 (100% loss),
    Approximate round trip times in milli-seconds:
    Minimum = 0ms, Maximum = 0ms, Average = 0ms
    1. Re:Ping? *sizzle* by bartash · · Score: 1

      guardian.co.uk is the web site of "The Guardian", a British newspaper.

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    2. Re:Ping? *sizzle* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heavens to Betsy, you're desperate for karma, aren't you?!!

    3. Re:Ping? *sizzle* by Wanderer2 · · Score: 3, Informative
      guardian.co.uk is the web site of "The Guardian", a British newspaper.

      ...which used to be named 'The Manchester Guardian' (which you probably already knew, I just couldn't resist pointing it out). Of course, its offices are in London now, which spoils the original joke somewhat.

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    4. Re:Ping? *sizzle* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Works fine for me.
      Reply from 212.187.153.21: bytes=32 time=189ms TTL=49
      Reply from 212.187.153.21: bytes=32 time=197ms TTL=49
      Reply from 212.187.153.21: bytes=32 time=169ms TTL=49
      Reply from 212.187.153.21: bytes=32 time=184ms TTL=49

    5. Re:Ping? *sizzle* by AndroidCat · · Score: 1
      Burned to a crisp = 4 (100% loss),

      Four packets of crisps? You'll spoil your supper!

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    6. Re:Ping? *sizzle* by Opie812 · · Score: 1

      Ha! I get it, What you call crisps I would call potato chips. You made a joke you crazy wanker. (or some other British-type word) :)

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    7. Re:Ping? *sizzle* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      guardian.co.uk is the web site of "The Guardian", a British newspaper.

      Yes, and given the Grauniad's reputation for poor standards of editing, proof-reading, and general journalism, means that PINGing it is likely to give something more like:
      Pinging guardian.co.uk [212.187.153.21] with 32 bteys of data:
      Reuqest timed out.
      Request tiemd out.
      Requset timed otu.
      Reqsuet itmed out.

      Pnig sataticstis for 212.187.153.21:
      Packuts: Sent = 4, Received = 0, Lost = 0

  13. Funniest line of the article by mehtajr · · Score: 5, Funny

    "People experiencing problems with their telephones were also asked not to report the fault."

    Too bad they told them to wait. I can see it now, thousands of people screaming in the general direction of the phone company's office. A modern day, less funny, Monty Python sketch waiting to happen.
    1. Re:Funniest line of the article by nonewshere · · Score: 1

      Theres probably a clause in their phone contracts that stated if you have no service for X hours after you notify us we will give you y! There are jut trying to avoid some payouts!

    2. Re:Funniest line of the article by pjt33 · · Score: 1
      BT? Contracts with compensation clauses? *smirk* *snigger*

      Nah - they're just trying to reduce the load on their support staff.

    3. Re:Funniest line of the article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      BT? Contracts with compensation clauses?
      Uh yeah, as standard.

      Oh you thought you were joking? Sorry about that. Reality has a habit of spoiling jokes.

    4. Re:Funniest line of the article by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 1

      Oftel have forced them to have a compensation scheme on the voice line.

      http://www.bt.com/customerservices/downloads/cus t_ service_guarantee.pdf

      Basically it's:

      1-3 days delay: equivalent to one month line rental
      4-6 days delay: equivalent to two months line rental
      7-9 days delay: equivalent to three months line rental
      10 days plus delay: equivalent to four months line rental.

      Multiply that by 130,000 customers, add the claims for financial loss (up to 1000 per line), and that's a lot of money.

    5. Re:Funniest line of the article by mpe · · Score: 1

      Theres probably a clause in their phone contracts that stated if you have no service for X hours after you notify us we will give you y! There are jut trying to avoid some payouts!

      BT tend to suspend this where they have "out of the ordinary conditions", They have been known to do this for all customers, even those where the fault is nothing to do with the whatever...

  14. Man! by LordKazan · · Score: 3, Funny

    I was almost to beating the internet! The last boss is a pain in the rear!
    I almost beat him and BLAMMO the connection dies! ARG!!!


    hehehe

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    1. Re:Man! by Phleg · · Score: 1

      That's why he's so tough. I hate it when programs cheat like that =(

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  15. Were this the US... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Interesting
    If this was the US, people would already be shouting about possible terrorism ties and how easily our phone systems could be knocked out. Which makes me wonder... suppose this was the result of some terrorist. What would the UK and US likely do?

    1. Re:Were this the US... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bomb somebody.

    2. Re:Were this the US... by SmackCrackandPot · · Score: 1

      I understand that local weather conditions (lighting, floods, snow ) and natives (farmers, construction crews, tractors, cranes) do far more to disrupt telephone services annually than a single strike to a main exchange (the damage is more distributed across the country).

      All you can do is to have lots of spare parts and cables.

    3. Re:Were this the US... by flabbergast · · Score: 1

      Why put this out there? When a train derails (Silver Lake, Kansas 3/27) or a tanker crashes on a bridge (Connecticut 3/28), you don't see people jumping up and saying "Its Al-Qaeda!" Sane people understand that life happens both good and bad and bad things happen all by themselves without terrorists.

      How about the August blackout on the East coast of the US and Canada? Yes, people were panicky (and who wouldn't be trying to get home to New Jersey without the trains), but I didn't see anyone on TV screaming "Its the second coming of Osama!" The day after they were arguing whether it was the Canadians or the American's fault. In the end it was Ohio's fault. And yes I'm sure there were some who speculated, but I didn't see anyone coming and screaming and yelling and panicking.

    4. Re:Were this the US... by dekashizl · · Score: 1

      Why put this out there??? Come on... You put it out there because if we live with our heads in the sand, we'll be completely unprepared for all kinds of horrible situations that are likely to crop up in the coming years. I'm not saying we need to have our fingers on a red button to bomb USSR, China, Afghanistan, Iraq, Libya or whomever else is the enemy du jour. But I think it's reasonable to at least open a discussion on the topic. Your attitude (and the attitude of whoever initially modded the OP Overrated) is not constructive at all.

    5. Re:Were this the US... by squiggleslash · · Score: 1
      suppose this was the result of some terrorist. What would the UK and US likely do?
      Laugh?

      Seriously, exactly who would think that Al Qaeda would follow up the brutal murder of 3,000 people in NYC and 200 in Spain with the destruction of a few hundred telephone cables? What next? Al Qaeda taking responsibility for a vandalized vending machine or some graffiti?

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  16. air in the tunnels? by tedshultz · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I was under the impression that many of these tunnels were filled with inert gasses, such as SF6 to prevent this exact sort of problem. I assume its very hard to keep an old tunnel air tight, but I would expect it would be a higher priority to keep at the major backbones air free.. is this practice not as common as I thought?

    1. Re:air in the tunnels? by Neil+Blender · · Score: 5, Funny

      I was under the impression that many of these tunnels were filled with inert gasses, such as SF6

      We keep sending guys to check on that, but they never come back...

    2. Re:air in the tunnels? by Performer+Guy · · Score: 2, Funny

      That tunnel is filled with CO2 right now.

    3. Re:air in the tunnels? by mpe · · Score: 2, Informative

      I was under the impression that many of these tunnels were filled with inert gasses, such as SF6 to prevent this exact sort of problem. I assume its very hard to keep an old tunnel air tight,

      Assuming they ever were air tight. Typically bunkers would operate under positive preasure, so that air would exit through any cracks, as opposed to fallout entering.

    4. Re:air in the tunnels? by Becquerel · · Score: 2, Funny

      Engineer ordered to remove oxygen from tunnel, takes own initative before consulting line manager

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  17. This could never happend in France by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    'Cause we all know they don't have backbones.

    1. Re:This could never happend in France by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would mod this up as funny, but I know I'll get metamoderated later... This actually made me chuckle though.

    2. Re:This could never happend in France by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Your point demonstrates the problem and abuse of the moderation system.

      Mods should be free to mod topics, even if they are controversial.

    3. Re:This could never happend in France by GrahamCox · · Score: 2, Offtopic

      Yes they do. They stood up to your warmongering idiot president and told him to fuck off, when the other western poodles Blair and Howard couldn't manage it. That's backbone.

    4. Re:This could never happend in France by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amen!

      I'm proud of my french blood.

    5. Re:This could never happend in France by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      No, they're just waiting until you've been defeated and the Brits and Russians have fought the enemy to a standstill. Then, if someone actually attacks them, they'll finally join in and expect you to be grateful to them for ever more.

      You know, like you did in WWII.

    6. Re:This could never happend in France by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes they do. They stood up to your warmongering idiot president and told him to fuck off, when the other western poodles Blair and Howard couldn't manage it. That's backbone.

      Have to agree there. Also might be worth pointing out that invading Iraq was a cowardly spineless act motivated by fear and greed.

    7. Re:This could never happend in France by defaultXIX · · Score: 2, Insightful


      There is a big difference between "Fuck Off" and "We are afraid to fight" ...

    8. Re:This could never happend in France by ravloony · · Score: 1

      You know what they say about that?
      War on Terrorism: France, keeping in mind its recent history, surrenders to Germans...
      Try this or just type 'french military victories' in google (no quotes) an click "i'm feeling lucky"

      so ner

    9. Re:This could never happend in France by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ever heard of the French Resistance?

      It's very easy to bomb people out of existence, it's damn harder to fight off invaders.

      But of course, American's don't know this because they've never been invaded.

    10. Re:This could never happend in France by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OK, you're a troll but that comment still warrants a reply.

      France is a good friend to the USA. Which country's president telephoned Bush first after 9/11, and which president was first to fly there? (Clue: France's).

      A good friend will tell you when you're wrong. Invading a soverign country for made-up reasons, against international law and without the authorisation of the UN is pretty wrong. Iraq had nothing to do with terrorists or The War Against Terror (TWAT). Countary to your press reports, France did not say they wouldn't join in your war, they just said they needed to go through the UN.

      "Freedom fries"?! Grow up and become a responsible player on the world stage, you bunch of immature TWATs.

    11. Re:This could never happend in France by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's been a while, but we have been invaded. Revolutionary War, War of 1812. Also depends on what you mean by "Americans." Texans also fought off Mexico in their war for independence.

    12. Re:This could never happend in France by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      riiiight... the French were entirely motivated by ethical concerns.. no one in the French govt had accepted money from anyone, or anything like that.

  18. Duncan Campbell's other project - Echelon by billstewart · · Score: 5, Informative

    It's interesting, and not surprising, to see a Duncan Campbell byline on the research. Duncan became well-known in the mid-90s for doing the journalistic work to publicize the NSA's Echelon wiretapping-the-world system. http://www.gn.apc.org/duncan/ has some older articles of his.

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  19. bloody hell! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    bollocks! northern england? isn't that where Billy Elliot was filmed? if ya lived in london, you could use your MOH-BILE! blimey!

  20. Whoa.. where is the redunancy by LordKazan · · Score: 0, Redundant

    I must ask - WHERE IS THE REDUNDANCY. Everyone with any sense knows you do not have a critical hub like that without having geographically seperate backup.

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    1. Re:Whoa.. where is the redunancy by b12arr0 · · Score: 0

      I say...Where is the damn fire extinguisher!!!!

    2. Re:Whoa.. where is the redunancy by ivan256 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      So, do you have a backup phone like to your house that runs over different poles to a different CO?

      I didn't think so. There's just no way to make the last mile wire services redundant to an average residence or business in a way that is cost justifiable. Go buy a cell phone.

    3. Re:Whoa.. where is the redunancy by Detritus · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Who is going to pay for it? People say they want redundancy and reliability, but when it comes to making a decision, they go for cheap every time.

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    4. Re:Whoa.. where is the redunancy by spectecjr · · Score: 4, Informative

      I must ask - WHERE IS THE REDUNDANCY. Everyone with any sense knows you do not have a critical hub like that without having geographically seperate backup.


      Edinburgh and London are the backups, according to what a friend of mine once told me.

      This friend was one who worked on pulling out the last analogue switching units from that particular underground exchange. He had a tape of the sound the analogue exchange made before they pulled it out too... 'twas fascinating.

      Right now, most calls are bypassing Manchester, and going to the other two main trunk stations - and if you're calling from Birmingham, you're probably going through Edinburgh to get to your destination.

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    5. Re:Whoa.. where is the redunancy by zakezuke · · Score: 1

      Actually I do, or rather I did, when I made it a choice to subscribe to AT&T phone service. Phone service over cable rather then traditional POTS service.

      The box has since been removed... so I offially have no flip on access to another phone that runs over diffrent poles to a diffrent CO.

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    6. Re:Whoa.. where is the redunancy by dekashizl · · Score: 4, Funny
      I must ask - WHERE IS THE REDUNDANCY.
      Why good sir, it is right there next to the subject of your post, clear as day: "Score:0, Redundant". Ask and ye shall receive!
    7. Re:Whoa.. where is the redunancy by LordKazan · · Score: 1

      I have a cellphone - i don't have a landline

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    8. Re:Whoa.. where is the redunancy by timmyf2371 · · Score: 1

      A communications backbone is far different to a wire running via a telephone pole to my house, or indeed the twisted-pair under the ground to my property.

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    9. Re:Whoa.. where is the redunancy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The largest underground facility of the three is located in Birmingham, routing North of this will probably heading toward Glasgow, Liverpool (Newcastle?).

    10. Re:Whoa.. where is the redunancy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ha ha!

      You got modded redundant!

      Oh, the irony

      (Posting AC as I've modded on this article (not this post) already)
    11. Re:Whoa.. where is the redunancy by subtropolis · · Score: 1

      He had a tape of the sound the analogue exchange made before they pulled it out too...

      *click* *click* No! *click* Don't - please!! *click* ka-chunk

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  21. net.brownout? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...'smthns up... dreamhost.com and all/most their hosted doms are unreachable...

  22. 'secret cold war tunnel' by will · · Score: 5, Informative

    This tunnel was described on our regional BBC tv news as a 'secret conduit between Manchester and Salford built during the cold war to safeguard communications'. I quote roughly. They also mentioned that it was 40 metres down.

    All this was accompanied by some very Dr Strangelove images of corrugated tunnels and antiquated switchgear, a smooth man from British Telecom (who seemed very calm for someone whose secret underground nuclear bunker was on fire) and the sad beeping of disconnected call centre workers trying to close deals with each other.

  23. Spoke to someone who lives near by PatrickThomson · · Score: 5, Informative

    BT and vodaphone are down, Sporadic towns as far out as chapel-en-le-frith are out, internet is out, 50 firemen were in the tunnel at one point, and I think a 6kv line was involved. Fortunately my Aunt lives far enough out to still have a phone :D

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    1. Re:Spoke to someone who lives near by 98jonesd · · Score: 0

      Not all of the BT network is down, we are fine here in Altrincham.
      Whythenshawe, salford, stretford, most non Manc City COuncil towns are ok.
      Vodafone is soping under the load (mostly), however o2 is strugling.
      Vodafone and o2 use a lot of BT pipes as a backhaul to the backbone tho, so a few main cellsites could be out.
      Come on BT, you can sort this!
      Most calls are being re-routed throughout different routers AFAIK.
      ADSL in some places is down.

    2. Re:Spoke to someone who lives near by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Not all of the BT network is down, we are fine here in Altrincham. Whythenshawe, salford, stretford, most non Manc City COuncil towns are ok.

      Altrincham is a town, Salford is an entire city!

      Vodafone and o2 use a lot of BT pipes as a backhaul to the backbone tho, so a few main cellsites could be out.

      BT have a monopoly on landlines? Who would have thunk it?

      Come on BT, you can sort this!

      If you really think anybody from BT has the brains to read /. you have not dealt with the morons often enough.

      Most calls are being re-routed throughout different routers AFAIK.

      You read the article didn't you? You must be new here.

      ADSL in some places is down.

      Do you think this is kinda self evident if the circuit is down?

      Thankyou and please support Altrincham football club or if you don't feel you can lower yourself to that level then Stockport County at least.

  24. Personal perspective by Rich · · Score: 5, Informative

    This morning I got I text message from my boss about the problem and left for work after seeing that my own home ADSL connection was ok. I arrived at work to find that we had no phones (other than mobiles) and the our leased line was dead. We got phones back around 1pm but the leased line was still AWOL when I left work at around 6pm.

    I visited the site of the fire (well, the ground above the site!) at lunch time, and the streets were still full of fire engines and other emergency services.

    I'm told by our ISP that they are unsure of the extent of the damage but hope to get things back by tomorrow. I left a cronjob running that should mail me here every hour and so far I've heard nothing from it, so I suspect tomorrow will be spent getting colocated facilities activated.

    1. Re:Personal perspective by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Our ADSL was down, came back up a couple of hours ago, so they're still working on things.

    2. Re:Personal perspective by chewy_fruit_loop · · Score: 1

      no email at work all day, i've just checked in and its still not back up :-)))
      the phones died at about 1300, for some reason we can't even do internal calls, could be because our switch was shipped with the ark.

      such a nice quiet day..........

      heres hoping they take all week to get our building back on line.

      O2 is definatly struggeling

    3. Re:Personal perspective by Rich · · Score: 1

      I wonder if maybe we got you phone line... sorry! ;-)

    4. Re:Personal perspective by chewy_fruit_loop · · Score: 1

      you have my permission to keep them :-))

    5. Re:Personal perspective by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not wanting to be picky but wouldn't sending a single message be enough? Surely the mail daemon will keep trying until it can deliver it?

  25. How Long To Fix? by rsmith-mac · · Score: 1

    While it's probably premature to guess on how long it would take to "fix" the problem(i.e. make it so most people can use their land-lines again), do any one of our amateur POTS jockies want to take a shot at this? I don't know very much about the UK phone network, so I'm curious as to just how catastrophic this is.

    1. Re:How Long To Fix? by PatrickThomson · · Score: 0

      Several days at least.

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    2. Re:How Long To Fix? by Becquerel · · Score: 1

      The Reg is carrying this as the latest update:-

      In the latest update the UK's dominant telco said: BT was given clearance to access the tunnel at 21.00 on Monday night. Teams have worked through the night getting equipment into the tunnel, and setting up power, lighting and ventilation systems. Jointing on the first cables will begin shortly and will continue round the clock. Working conditions in the tunnel are poor, and we cannot say at this stage how long the whole process will take. As cables are brought back into service, service to customers will be gradually restored. Separately we have set up alternative ducts between the two buildings and will be putting in fibre cable during the course of the day - once this is in place and operational (probably from tonight) this too will bring service back to customers. We now have two banks of payphones in place (at Macclesfield and Prestbury) and we are continuing to work closely with the emergency authorities to reduce the impact on communities.

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  26. Overdependence on communications by GillBates0 · · Score: 4, Insightful
    This event just goes to show how much we have come to depend on complex networks in the past few decades. I use networks in a very broad sense - networks of pipes to carry water/sewage, electrical grids, telephone networks and ofcourse the intarweb.

    Earlier, in the absense of adequate infrastructure, people used to depend on local resources - the water table (borewells/rain) for water, small local power stations/generators for electricity, and ofcourse local businesses for banking, etc.

    With the coming of the phone system and internet, we work from home, depend on phone services for emergency help, bank with businesses across the country/world, and depend on long distance communications for the most basic needs like water/electricity.

    True, these advances in technology offer a large number of benefits and conveniences, but overabundance on them can cause widespread problems due to a failure of a small part of the communication system.

    A problem with the electricity grid causes 1/4th of the nation to shut down, people take phone services for granted in order to provide/receive emergency assistance, and there are no adequate backup measures in place.

    The internet is a pretty resilient beast, but the rest of the infrastructure (telephone, electricity, water pipes (very few apartments/houses have water storage) is pretty fault-intolerant and prone to massive-widespread failure (not necessarily to the problem with the system itself - in this case a fire). The 911 problem in NYC, this fire in the UK, and ofcourse underline the fact that we either need to have an adequately fault resistant infrastructure in place, or stop overdepending on it for critical services.

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    1. Re:Overdependence on communications by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      very few apartments/houses have water storage

      Actually, most houses have one hot water tank and a tank on each toilet. In an emergency, that's probably drinkable (though I'd filter it first).

    2. Re:Overdependence on communications by Draknor · · Score: 1

      The problem, of course, is that most people take all of these things for granted - until we don't have them anymore. And of course, planning ahead and providing fault-tolerant systems is extremely expensive, at a time when most government budgets are already extremely tight.

      And we're not talking about simple solutions, either. For example, to provide local water storage for apartments would be a HUGE expense and a massive project. I live in a 200+ unit complex, and to provide enough water storage to last a day (with conservative usage), would probably require massive underground tanks, which would have to be installed beneath the underground parking level - no small feat of construction. And there are about 7-8 complexes very similar to mine on this 1/2 stretch of road. That's just one example - other, similar examples could be made for other infrastructure.

      I think fault tolerance is a great idea, but in many cases just not practical. And besides, services are often repaired (or compromises made) relatively quickly after an accident. Sure, Manchester will have lost some phone service for hours, maybe even days. But its not like they're time-warped back to the stone age!

    3. Re:Overdependence on communications by dekashizl · · Score: 1

      The water in my toilet tank is blue and full of bleach. I won't be drinking that any time soon, no matter what. My bathroom smells nice and fresh though.

    4. Re:Overdependence on communications by ratsnapple+tea · · Score: 1

      Oh, come on. What are you saying that Chicken Little hasn't been yelling for hundreds of years?

      Even before the industrial revolution, society was becoming more and more complicated in areas of finance, trade, religion, feudal society, you name it. You could have argued the exact same thing back in the 1600s--"We depend on bankers in Amsterdam too much! If a meteor hits Amsterdam, we're all going to be fucked!" It wasn't true then, and it's not true today.

      Consider the blackout that affected the US last August. It wasn't the end of the world. I say this from my perspective in Manhattan, but even in Detroit, who got the worst of it, things were back to normal after a couple weeks.

      I guess my point is this: Yes, we live according to all these complicated gadgets and social conventions. But I can't imagine a situation or an emergency that would cause us to be catapulted back to the Stone Age for longer than it takes us to get back on our feet and continue on our merry "overcomplicated" way.

      Maybe I'm just not using my imagination. Can you help me out?

  27. Mirror: Reply to the site from BT Manchester by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Posting anonymously to avoid karma whoring. No troll text, I promise!

    - - - - -

    Cold-War History in Manchester
    The Guardian Underground Telephone Exchange
    REPLY TO THE SITE FROM BT MANCHESTER

    For general info having scanned through your site:

    1. The exchange is still used as a secure cable route -avoids digging up the city.

    2. It is over 200' deep and is unaffected by foundations etc.

    3. All equipment is largely intact except for the telephone exchange elements which were removed to comply with EEC legislation regarding some of their components (about 3 years ago)

    4. "was particularly surprised to see the piano and pool table in the recreation room. They were planning to have quite a relaxing time sitting out Armageddon down there!"

    Don't forget we had Power Engineers working down there until 1997 -this was their rest room!

    5. "The people of Manchester paid a great deal of money for the construction of this bunker, they were given no choice in the matter, it was built without their knowledge and it was obsolete before it was completed, for these reasons I believe we should be given access to it!"

    In actual fact I believe that it wasn't paid for by the British Government let alone Manchester - it was largely paid for by NATO which in those days meant America. Since then it has been maintained at the Post Office/BT's expense

    BT are unable to open the site to the public for a variety of reasons mainly concerning safety and security.

    26 August 1999

    If anyone reading this has any more information on the underground installations in Manchester please email me at: atomic!cybertrn.demon.co.uk

    Copyright 2000 (C) George Coney
    Last updated 24 January 2000

    1. Re:Mirror: Reply to the site from BT Manchester by plugger · · Score: 0, Troll

      Mod this up too. It is a genuine response from BT to the original article. It describes how the tunnels are used today.

    2. Re:Mirror: Reply to the site from BT Manchester by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The GUTE is dark. You are likely to be eaten by a GRUE.

    3. Re:Mirror: Reply to the site from BT Manchester by plugger · · Score: 1

      Hey mods, here's a clue. How about you actually do your job and read the post before moderating? A little knowledge of the discussion you are moderating might help too.

  28. More News by amigoro · · Score: 5, Informative
    From Manchester Evening News

    EMERGENCY services, homes and businesses were hit after an underground fire in Manchester city centre cut 130,000 phone lines.

    The blaze, in a tunnel by the junction of George Street and Princess Street, destroyed cables connected to the national phone network.

    Related News:

    No time limit for Manchester phone lines fix
    Fire wipes out internet in Manchester
    BT tunnel fire cuts off Manchester phone lines
    BT fire disrupts emergency services
    Businesses hit by BT fire
    Phones Out of Action after Fire in Tunnel
    Tunnel fire knocks out phone network

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  29. Credit Cards by Fiveeight · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Got an email this afternoon from an online store saying they weren't able to handle any credit card orders at the moment because both their primary and backup link to the Barclays Banking Network was down because of a fire. I assume it's the same fire (sounds like the right area). Do have to wonder why they bother with a backup if it's running through the same facility.

    1. Re:Credit Cards by Short+Circuit · · Score: 1

      There's more than one kind of catastrophic failure. There's the possibility of a hard drive crashing...if your backup's on site, you'll get up and running faster.

      Then there's the possibility of a fire, in which case your backup tapes better be offsite or in a fireproof safe.

    2. Re:Credit Cards by Brad+Mace · · Score: 5, Insightful

      If companies bothered to check, MANY would find out that their 'backup' is in the same bundle of wires as their main connection, if not on the SAME strand of fiber. The BBB ought to get on this.

    3. Re:Credit Cards by Nexus+Seven · · Score: 1

      ...Because everyone knows that the BBB's juristiction extends outside the borders of the United States.

    4. Re:Credit Cards by Vlad_the_Inhaler · · Score: 1

      The place where I work had a similar problem back in 2000. They had a backup line which the telecom company guaranted would not be the same cable.

      When building workers cut through a whole collection of cables, it turned out that the two physical cables used were running down the same ditch.

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  30. By Line by amigoro · · Score: 0, Redundant
    No time limit for Manchester phone lines fix
    BY JENNY BOOTH

    from theTimes

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  31. Can you hear me now???? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I say, old chap... can you hear me now??????????

  32. Malt vinegar and fish oil contributed largely to.. by planckscale · · Score: 5, Funny
    ...the fire delaying precious orders for more chips. Those near the fire were quoted as saying "Bloody fiber isn't in our diets anyway."

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  33. Don't worry by Kohath · · Score: 4, Funny
    They're already communicating using their backup system, which is based on semaphore.

    This backup system is fire-proof, though it can be degraded by smoke and fog.

    1. Re:Don't worry by Sabalon · · Score: 1

      Oh boy...Monty Pythons recreation of Wuthering Heights done in semaphore just popped into my head.

  34. Nuclear Communications Bunker: Destroyed by Fire. by Sensitive+Claude · · Score: 2, Interesting

    'Guardian' nuclear communications bunker system

    If it was built to survive a nuclear war, you would think that it would be resistant to a fire.

    OK, the thing was probably built ages ago, so maybe the fire-resistant insulation has worn out or something but you would think a Nuclear Bunker would be pretty durrable.

    Was it an electrical fire?
    Was the wiring bad or worn out?
    Have they rewired it in the last 50 years or so?
    Guess they will have to now.

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  35. What about the Big Board? by mykepredko · · Score: 1

    Is it a co-incidence that you would mention Dr. Strangelove with Britain being the home of Jack The Ripper?

    Where are all the mineshaft's to protect us from the Cobalt-Thorium G? And, where can I find the catalog so that I can choose the 10 woman I'm suposed to service?

    Yeah, this is somewhat off topic, but I'm having a crappy day and any kind of diversion is a good thing.

    myke

  36. so... how now? by abscondment · · Score: 1

    So, if this telephone system was designed to withstand a nuclear blast the size of that at Hiroshima, how is it that they think a fire damaged it? That would be one huge fire, and I think we'd have heard a lot more about it.

    1. Re:so... how now? by aldoman · · Score: 1

      The fire occurred from within the tunneling.

      It's like throwing a hand grenade to a tank - if you throw it outside it will blow the tracks off at worst. If you open the top up and put it down to the crew I think the tank will be out of service for quite some time.

  37. SENSE OF HUMOUR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Phone Booth? Get it? Huh? Huh? Get it?

  38. Your grandad paid for this tunnel by Richard+Lamont · · Score: 5, Interesting

    American readers may be interested to learn that they - or at least their grandparents - paid for the construction of the Guardian telephone exchange under Manchester, and several others. It was a cold war NATO project to protect comms against atom bombs on the city centres. There were similar exchanges under London (Kingsway) and Birmingham (Anchor). They were built in the early 1950s, but are now obsolete. Although the underground exchanges have gone, the cable tunnels that run from these city centre locations to the ourskirts are still very much in use. Details of all of these and many other 'secret' underground structures in the UK can be found on the Subterranea Britannica web site.

    1. Re:Your grandad paid for this tunnel by Rob+Riggs · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You mean unlike today, where anything we build now will be payed for by our grandchildren. :-)

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    2. Re:Your grandad paid for this tunnel by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 2, Informative

      You mean unlike today, where anything we build now will be payed for by our grandchildren. :-)

      Actually it gets paid for a couple times by us and several more times by our grandchildren.

      The resources spent on a project run on borrowed or printed money are resources that aren't available for other purposes - and thus drive up the price of that category of goods. Money "borrowed" by inflating the currency is value sucked out of the dollars and dollar-denominated resources held by the general population - yet the government pays off the "debt" to the central bank, with interest, from future taxes.

      I could go on.

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    3. Re:Your grandad paid for this tunnel by Rick+Zeman · · Score: 2, Funny

      You mean unlike today, where anything we build now will be payed for by our grandchildren. :-)

      Modded funny??? Insightful, maybe, pathetically true, maybe, but definitely not funny.

    4. Re:Your grandad paid for this tunnel by Hektor_Troy · · Score: 1

      Why not? It's not YOUR money!

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  39. Poor Britian by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    How are they supposed to wiretap everyone if the phones are out?!

  40. In Other News... by spectecjr · · Score: 1

    Police Officer Jimmy Beck has just jumped off the top of a nearby building, after being harrassed by one Dr. Fitzgerald.

    (In case you don't get it, Chapel Street - the entrance to the Guardian system is where they filmed Jimmy Beck's swansong in his last episode of Cracker).

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    1. Re:In Other News... by Simon+Garlick · · Score: 1

      No way! Now I can picture it perfectly :)

  41. Re:John "Eff'ing" Kerry by sinergy · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Dear President Bush, I've tried to read your military records that were supposedly made public, but I don't know. I've worked with soldiers, airmen, sailors, and marines for my entire professional life, and many retired military who served in Vietnam. Almost all of them actually served in battle, and can vouch for where they were during that year. Maybe they were war criminals. But I am *sure* you weren't. That's what I think, after all.

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  42. Re:Nuclear Communications Bunker: Destroyed by Fir by 98jonesd · · Score: 0

    "If it was built to survive a nuclear war, you would think that it would be resistant to a fire."

    The fire was in the tunnel though, a nuclear blast would be OUTSIDE the tunnel!

  43. *snort* by Tin+Foil+Hat · · Score: 1

    *chuckle* Ha. Ha. Heh.

    BWAHAHAHAHAAAAA!

    *sniff* *wipes tear*

    Man, oh man....

    You owe me one bowl of cheerios, you insensitive clod.

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  44. Nothing Improves Infrastructure Like Disaster by ackthpt · · Score: 2, Insightful
    It's not too much of a worry. There's only about 6 people in manchester with telephones. They only just got fire you know

    Probably a safe bet that all the copper that they had down there will go, replaced by glass. Left to their own devices, whomever was owner of the communications cables down there was regularly trying to get just a little bit more out of copper and resisting the expense of going to fibre. The hurdle has now been cleared to replace it as quick as they can, which will be fastest to put in? Copper or glass?

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    1. Re:Nothing Improves Infrastructure Like Disaster by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've never heard of copper dildos before, WTF!?

  45. Doesn't add up? by psyconaut · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Guardian bunker runined, and only 130,000 lines out of service? Or are these trunks not "lines"? (Line has a number attached to it, trunk carries calls).

    -psy

    1. Re:Doesn't add up? by sprouty76 · · Score: 1

      Guardian almost certainly carries both trunks and phone lines.

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    2. Re:Doesn't add up? by psyconaut · · Score: 1

      Yet the BBC story refers to "130,000 homes and businesses" which insinuates just land lines.

      In fact, the more I read...the more it sounds like a single exchange/central office that's down...which is similar to what happened here in downtown Toronto a few years back and was fixed in about a day or so. (Major fire at a CO).

      -psy

    3. Re:Doesn't add up? by sprouty76 · · Score: 1
      The are people affected in the immediate vicinity (mainly businesses), but there are landlines seeing problems much further away.

      Also, I read a report that people may be able to phone into an affected line from further afield yet be unable to phone it from somewhere fairly local. Presumably down to BTs fairly rigid internal routing in parts of its network.

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  46. MaNap is fine by sprouty76 · · Score: 4, Informative
    I work at a fairly major ISP/telco based in Manchester, we're seeing no direct disruption to MaNap. MaNap isn't actually sited in a single location, it's more of a virtual entity than a physical one. Some individual sites are struggling, but that's fairly obvious.

    I live near the site of the fire, I work for a telco and yet the most significant disruption I've seen to my life was the traffic around Manchester City Centre!

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    1. Re:MaNap is fine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      fairly major ISP/telco based in Manchester
      Like a complete telephony service then, nag for bandwidth is it?
    2. Re:MaNap is fine by The_Mr_Flibble · · Score: 1

      I suspect that this is only affecting bt equip as we also have a datacentre in manchester and we seem to have no problems.

  47. Since when does... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    ..."nuke-survivable" != "fire-resistant"?

    Did someone not tell the guys who designed and built this stuff that fire is a frequent side-effect of nuclear detonations?

    1. Re:Since when does... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think they were planning on nukes to be set off from inside the chambers..

    2. Re:Since when does... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think they were planning on nukes to be set off from inside the chambers..

      Well, they certainly ought to have planned for the possible breach of the chambers caused by a detonation, followed by exposure to extreme heat from the likely firestorm caused by acres of burning debris (or a subsequent detonation).

  48. Central office fire is a nightmare by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    all the bells worry about this.
    all the lines from your houses etc end up coming up out of pipes in the floor. The wires are usually insulated with paper, and there is an awful lot of it.
    The pipes underground, feeders, etc, are sometimes pressurised to keep them dry.

    burning this means an awful lot of feeder cables need to be re-run, and a whole lot of twisted pairs need punching down again in new blocks.

    In 1999, there was a central office fire in toronto, similar magnititude, and it took a couple of days of herculean effort to restore.

    The major damage comes from water and smoke etc.

    Many CO have e.g. FM4 systems for fire suppression. A tunnel probably wouldn't have this.

    Other major central office fires of the past were in LA, NY, Chicago (hinsdale).

    The good news is that telephone companies are very service and quality oriented, and will work awful hard to restore.

  49. Spoken like a true yank by Tin+Foil+Hat · · Score: 1

    I think you meant to say "Bloody fibre".

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  50. The roof is on fire! by PlusFiveTroll · · Score: 1

    To the tune of London Bridge is falling down.

    Manchester Exchange is burning down, burning down, burning down.
    Manchester Exchange is burning down, My fair lady.

    1. Re:The roof is on fire! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Time to sell it to the Americans, like we did with London Bridge when it was falling down. Oh wait, they already paid for it.

  51. This could be good for Manchester by Travoltus · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Being one of the early birth places of the industrial revolution is not the best thing in the world, as its infrastructure has been set in stone for decades (for phone service) or centuries (for other things). Now that the old infrastructure is burned out, it leaves room for super modern technology to be put in its place.

    The very sad part is that change only comes on the heels of disaster. Perhaps the people in that area will get wireless service until this is resolved?

    I'm sure there are places in America that are equally vulnerable, too.

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    1. Re:This could be good for Manchester by gatkinso · · Score: 1

      We didn't have the "benefit" of WW2 bombing to inspire us to bury our wires: so much American wiring is exposed and vulnerable to weather.

      Perversely, it is probably safe(r) from fire and flooding.

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    2. Re:This could be good for Manchester by chewy_fruit_loop · · Score: 1

      the chances of getting wireless links running are somewhere in the same regons of finding mice living on a diet of cheese and beer on the moon

      the area thats been hit is roughly 60+ miles end to end, thats just the local stuff never mind the slight disruptions caused as a nock on effect

  52. On a small sample - DSL down, ISDN up by Rev.+Rudolf · · Score: 3, Interesting

    At work we manage WANs for a few nationwide (UK that is) customers. Each site has an ADSL connection, with ISDN as backup. Got to work this morning to find that all the Manchester ADSLs were down, but for some reason the ISDNs were still working... any idea why the ISDNs would still be working? I'd expected them all to be down.

    1. Re:On a small sample - DSL down, ISDN up by evilandi · · Score: 1
      ADSL & 0844/0809 ISDN routes using BT's TCP/IP network as soon as it hits the exchange.

      Other ISDN & voice calls such as 0845 and geographic numbers route using the digital voice network which is often carried on seperate routes.

      So some Manchester users will get ADSL/0844/0809 but not geographic/0845, others will get the opposite, and many will get no service at all.

      Also note that the newer BT Highway ISDN master sockets (those with a USB port) are "intelligent" and shut themselves down in the event of even a partial fault, whereas older non-USB BT Highway & Euro ISDN master sockets are "non-intelligent" and will continue to re-attempt a connection even if the line is partially faulty, often with great success. Sometimes brute force is better than intelligence, even with digital comms.

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  53. BOFH by XavierItzmann · · Score: 4, Funny

    The bloody BOFH was tired of his windowless office and needed new digs.

    BOFH... England... get it?

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    1. Re:BOFH by FFtrDale · · Score: 1

      Nah, it sounds like one of his luser-punishing techniques might have got a bit out of hand.

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  54. Re:Nuclear Communications Bunker: Destroyed by Fir by Sensitive+Claude · · Score: 1

    The fire was in the tunnel though, a nuclear blast would be OUTSIDE the tunnel!

    Under normal circumstances, the general rule is "Shit Happens." Durring a nuclear war, I think that rule still applies.

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  55. It's the other side of the country by billstewart · · Score: 2, Informative

    Manchester is ~300km from London, on the other side of the country, and it's not the side that the undersea cables to North America or Continental Europe go through. 200 miles may not seem that far away to Americans, but as far as the infrastructure goes it's pretty far.

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  56. Get 'Guardian' back online quickly! by four12 · · Score: 2, Funny

    With Guardian down, Colossus is going to get pissed!

    1. Re:Get 'Guardian' back online quickly! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      RESTORE LINK IMMEDIATELY.

      http://www.dailywav.com/cn.html

  57. 28 days later by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    mancester is burning ???
    run for the hills now !!!
    the infected are coming

  58. Re:Nuclear Communications Bunker: Destroyed by Fir by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Slashdot is not the place to ask pertinant questions. For such information one would have to go to a real news site.

  59. BT exchanges by psyconaut · · Score: 1

    Is the rigid routing a side-effect of their own switch technology? I haven't lived in the UK for a decade, so am not sure if BT still make their own switches (System X?).

    Thanks for the insight! :-)

    -psy

    1. Re: BT exchanges by sprouty76 · · Score: 1
      No, most BT exchanges are made by third party suppliers. System X was a collaboration between BT and GEC. Other modern exchanges are/were built by Ericsson (the AXE 10) and AT&T. There are also custom exchanges to operate the Featurenet VPN service.

      The lack of flexibility in the routing is really a side effect of the way the national network was built up, rather than the equipment installed on it.

      Basically, if a call on one exchange is to another exchange on the same DMSU (the next level up in the "hierarchy"), there will be little flexibility about how ot route that call. This is likely to be the case with several exchanges connected around the city centre. However, calls going to another DMSU will have several routes to chose from and can be routed around problems.

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    2. Re: BT exchanges by chewy_fruit_loop · · Score: 1

      up until recently they bought them from marconie

    3. Re: BT exchanges by sprouty76 · · Score: 1

      They bought the mux/demuxes from Marconi.

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    4. Re: BT exchanges by chewy_fruit_loop · · Score: 1

      i seem to remember a news story when marconi went bust that the only orders they had in was for some new bt switches, could be mistaken though

      wouldn't be the first time ;-}

  60. i am supprised this was not put on here sooner! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
    i am supprised this was not put on here sooner!, BT once again have fouled up. they have frequent foul ups, there was one two years ago not as serious, but it cut off hundreds of ppl. BT have a call line ( free fone 0800 number ) you can call ( iam not gonna list it here cos the bt network will get slashdotted :) ) but any who it lists the exchanges that have lost connectivity with the rest of the country as a result of this fire, i have one question, why were there

    A) no backups in place
    vital emergency ( 999 in the UK ) services got cut off and resulted in ambulance services using cell phone to take emergncy calls ( furthur streching the cell phone system )

    b) no fire supression systems in place
    it was mentioned in an early post, why was the tunnel not filled with SF6 ( or one of the other gases that supress fire )

    c) why do Very HV power cables run through these very same tunnels?

    hummmmmm??

    1. Re:i am supprised this was not put on here sooner! by Cackmobile · · Score: 1

      Here you go /. away.

      Ph: 0800 917 3993
      www.dialbeforeyoudig.com
      dbyd@bt.com
      Fax: 01332 578 650

      I work for a local authority.

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  61. BT spin artist at work.... by HotNeedleOfInquiry · · Score: 2, Informative

    Ross Cook, a spokesman for BT, said that the fire was "very serious".

    "There are 44 cables in the tunnel, each containing 24 fibre optic cables, which together can carry an awful lot of traffic," said Mr Cook.

    "That is why we bury them so far underground, to protect them from being accidentally cut by people working on the road. It is too early to say how long it will take to repair until the engineers can get in there and work out how much damage has been done."

    ####

    I guess he should read slashdot before posting...

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  62. Actually... by Gordonjcp · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... Londoners don't have phones. Since they can't speak, they have no need of them. Instead, they make these strange (in the case of people from Essex, truly *eldritch*) braying noises that carry for two or three miles. Effective, but horrible to hear.

  63. Manchester Computing Data Centre Unaffected by gpuk · · Score: 3, Informative

    I am a student at Manchester University and have a server in the University's spin-off colocation facility (which is a MaNAP expansion member). We have experienced no downtime or outages.

    1. Re:Manchester Computing Data Centre Unaffected by shibbie · · Score: 1

      Thats cos Manchester And Lancaster Unis have their own backbone onto Super Janet iirc.

    2. Re:Manchester Computing Data Centre Unaffected by gpuk · · Score: 1

      In this case irrelevant as Man Uni aren't allowed to route commercial traffic across super janet. Their colo is a commercial spin off and is seperate from their acadmic network.

  64. Obvious Pun by cgenman · · Score: 4, Funny

    Where else would the phone lines be flaming?

  65. Manchester has "Guardian" Birmingham has "Anchor" by reality-bytes · · Score: 2, Informative

    There is another one of these subterranian exchanges under Birmingham and it is of the same sort of size.

    Birmingham Anchor Exchange

    I personally remember when a section of house-brick wall partially collapsed in the Bristol-street motors underpass on the Bristol road, revealing what appeared to be a huge concrete plug for one of the original level access tunnels used in construction.

    Birmingham Anchor stretched from Bristol road / Smallbrook Queensway in the South, to Telephone House in the West, Church street in the East and almost all the way North to Hockley Circus.

    Apparently the water-table has risen in recent years and now BT has to pay for Anchor to be pumped out constantly.

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  66. Fire Safety quote: by reality-bytes · · Score: 1

    Just found that a Fire-Safety officer at the Birmingham sister exchange had once been quoted as saying: "There was strict no smoking rules with staff only being allowed to smoke in the mess room. If a serious fire were to break out in the exchange the people down there would only have about 30 seconds to live."

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  67. I blame it on Morrisey by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    It's your punishment for giving the world Morrisey.

  68. Different kinds of fixes by billstewart · · Score: 3, Informative
    The amount of time to fix it depends on what kinds of facilities they're running through the tunnel.
    • If the building that a phone switch is in catches fire, that's severely ugly, potentially weeks before most people have service.
    • Copper Cables connecting telco offices to end-users usually aren't diverse; if you lose a bundle of them, it's really annoying - splicing big fat bundles of copper takes days, and it's going to be a few days before it's safe to go into the tunnel and assess the damage, much less fix it.
    • Fiber optic long-haul trunks connecting telco offices *shouldn't* be a big problem, unless they've done a really bad job of diversity planning. They're usually arranged in ring or mesh topologies, with enough excess capacity that they can reroute the traffic around any (single) failures. In the US (at least for the telco I work for), that rerouting would happen in seconds or minutes, if there's enough capacity available to restore all the service, and the rest of it would be scrounged up with manual intervention, usually much faster than physical restoration (certainly true in this case.) For short stretches of physical restoration around damage (they have a mile here, which is a bit long), it's not uncommon to run temporary fiber above ground on poles or in as protected a route as you can cobble together, and post a bunch of guys in orange vests to watch it until they get the regular circuit rebuilt.
    • Fiber circuits to local end-users (mostly large businesses) and fibers feeding local telephone-copper concentrators are normally built in rings, with enough spacing between them that they're not supposed to have multiple failures from a single event, and restoration is simple and happens in under a second. The main exception to this is supposed to be multiple simultaneous failures - TWO street construction crews not checking before they dig, or a big flood.
    The description of the "44 bundles of 24 fibers" sounds like long-haul, but maybe it's metro ring stuff. This sounds disturbingly like they had a bunch of access that wasn't diverse enough, because they assumed that the tunnels were safe from careless backhoe drivers, but maybe it's not that bad.
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  69. Re:LEAVE THE CHRISTIAN TEENAGERS ALONE! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    isnt fucking assholes a sin in the church??So wouldn't you, by suggesting it be commiting a sin??

  70. Well, hay. I see your problem. by blair1q · · Score: 1


    Your trunk is all junk.

  71. this idiot needs to be modded down as a troll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    nt

  72. Secret US installations? by sbhdk · · Score: 1

    I think this is the 2nd or 3rd time I read about 'secret' UK installations in major cities on /.
    Does anyone have some good links about 'secret' installations in US cities?
    BTW: No, im not from Al Qaeda

    1. Re:Secret US installations? by evilandi · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Can't help, but I can give an explanation.

      Major UK cities - certainly London and Manchester - have existed as proper brick-built towns since the Roman empire around two thousand years ago. That's a LOT of digging, building and rebuilding. Hence it is very difficult to put anything in a city without being noticed - you have to knock something down, or at least disconnect something, first. It's quite common for a builder to discover two thousand year old foundation stones when putting up a new house. So bumping into 50-year-old three-mile-long nuclear bunker isn't exactly going to take much detective work.

      Also we have a lot of people in a very small space- our country has 60 million people in an island only 600 miles long. We don't have any unpopulated deserts, mountain ranges or ice shelves where you could go and build an Evil Lair and not be noticed. Anywhere you do anything in the UK, you are going to get spotted by the general public.

      During World War 2 there was a massive campaign to make it the average citizen's "duty" to keep quiet about strange millitary goings-on. This carried through to the Cold War. Nowadays, though, the main targets aren't secret bases, they're office blocks and hotels, so this duty of secrecy has faded.

      Being a small country, we've never had the room to build enormous Area 51 style secret bases. Guardian (Manchester), Anchor (Birmingham) and Kingsway (London) only have about three miles of tunnels each, and they're the largest in the UK - absolutely tiny in comparison to the ranch estates possible in the USA. So our old bunkers are too small to be useful today and too crammed-in to be extended.

      They're of no practical use. That's why you hear about them- because you're allowed to, they're useless. Heck, Guardian doesn't even have exchange equipment inside it any more - only the fiber cabling. Guardian is basically used only as a handy tunnel to save digging up the road- it isn't "secret", it's more "convenient and otherwise worthless" (the problem is, of course, that it was so convenient that they put *most* of Manchester's fibre down there, including most of the backups).

      Whereas the US bunkers are presumably big enough and extendable enough to still be in use. So Joe Public isn't going to be poking his nose in there any time soon.

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    2. Re:Secret US installations? by sbhdk · · Score: 1

      I think you are right. Thx for your informative answer, but...

      I know that there is NO WAY for the public to know about what is going on, on 'Area 51 style secret bases', but there *must* be some installations in US cities too.
      EG. there must be secret entrance lifts and/or ventilator shafts in resident neighborhoods, to bunkers below the Pentagon, The White House or maybe the UN building.

      But I guess they are still secret :-()

    3. Re:Secret US installations? by evilandi · · Score: 1
      there *must* be some installations in US cities too.

      That's quite insightful, because I've always imagined the UK only placed bunkers in cities because they had nowhere else to put them. With the US having so much more space, I'd have thought that bunkers would all be out-of-town.

      Just goes to show I shouldn't go around making assumptions about other countries. I guess I'm just jealous of all that spare land... :-)

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    4. Re:Secret US installations? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    5. Re:Secret US installations? by subtropolis · · Score: 1

      Here are some links:

      UK. There're quite a few sites out there about facilities in the UK. Anyone remember a film (fiction) from the 80', called 'secret underground', or 'underground London', or some such?

      Tokyo. Google +tokyo +underground +secret +"Shun Akiba" for more. Thanks for reminding me that i want to look into whether Mr. Akiba's book has been translated to english.

      Moscow. Great article. Riveting stuff. Google +Moscow +underground +diggers "Vadim Mikhailov" for more. You might see a bunch of links to stories about the Moscow theatre hostage event (by Chechen extremists). Yes, Mr. Mikhailov showed the police how to approach the theatre basement from below.

      Washington/US is much trickier, as there is a *lot* of foil-hat-type stuff out there. here's a good overview of some places.

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    6. Re:Secret US installations? by subtropolis · · Score: 1

      It depends on the intended purpose, really. There's places like Mt. Weather, the 'Diefenbunke', in Carp, Ontario, etc. which were built as long-term emergency govt. shelters in case of nuclear warfare. The Russians have been building a facility at Yamantau Mountain, which has been of some interest to western intelligence agencies (among other things).

      Then there are the urban facilities. London, Washington, Moscow, Tokyo all have emrgency shelters deep underground. These are periodically kept stocked with pharmaceutical/first aid items, food, water, etc. There's one under the Bank of Canada in Ottawa, for instance.

      See my post to your parent for some info.

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  73. Re:Nuclear Communications Bunker: Destroyed by Fir by pobice · · Score: 1

    Well think its safe to say during a nuclear war shit has already happened.

  74. London by Cackmobile · · Score: 1

    Here in London everything is fine. I wish the lines were down so I wouldn't have to talk to any idiot memebers of the public.

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  75. "Northerners" my behind! by turgid · · Score: 1

    Us jocks get really angry when the English refer to Mancunians as "Northerners". Manchester's not even half way up the UK mainland. To me a Glaswegean is a soft southern shandy-drinker....

    1. Re:"Northerners" my behind! by plugger · · Score: 1

      Yikes, are you on a satellite link up there or stuck with 56k dialup?

    2. Re:"Northerners" my behind! by turgid · · Score: 1

      No, I emigrated to South-East England in 1996 :-)

  76. Re:Nuclear Communications Bunker: Destroyed by Fir by hplasm · · Score: 1
    Nuclear Communications Bunker: Destroyed by Fir

    Is this a giant, radiation mutated Scots Pine on the rampage?

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  77. Obligatory NO CARRIER joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I live in the Manchester area, and I have had no interruption+?("`#`---[NO CARRIER]

  78. Secret bunker by gborland · · Score: 1

    Anyone interested in Cold War era secret bunkers, have a look at this place. I've actually visited it, and it's absolutely fascinating. Climbing down the stairs from the "farmhouse" and walking along the entrance tunnel was a very chilling experience. It's within a couple of hours' drive from Glasgow or Edinburgh.

  79. Man servers by ArrayIndexOutOfBound · · Score: 1

    I've got two servers in Manchester and there was a several-hour outage last weekend. But that was it, everything seems to be fine since.

  80. "Communications" covers lots of ground... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In military speak, "Communications" also refers to transport of troops and materiel, not just to electric signaling (wired or radio). Thus, "Communications" includes supply routes, beach-heads, retreat routes, indeed courier routes, that sort of thing.

    Just to point out that this isn't just a tube for cabling. Sure they also had electric signaling in mind, though.

  81. TV also effected by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This fire has also effected Digital TV (and some analogue TV) to Northern Ireland, certainly a key communications trunk.

    See Digital Spy

    As someone in this thread says I'm suprised more transmitters aren't effected

  82. Wired vs. Wireless Bulletproofness... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For some time I have thought, "It's good to keep the landline just in case", although I pretty much use only my cell phone for everyday communication.

    Now after these news I'm not so sure. Maybe landlines aren't the bulletproof emergency backup I thought they would be... Then again, in my home city I have already witnessed a total jamming of the cell phone network (on a city-wide festival day) which lasted for hours.

    So now I have memorized the location of the nearest taxi station. Enough emergency planning for me ;-P

  83. In all fairness... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...Glasgow is in Scotland - Manchester *is* in the north of England (albeit not the extreme north). I'm also presuming you mean 'to me as a Glaswegean' unless you are actually originally from Shetland...

    1. Re:In all fairness... by turgid · · Score: 1
      Manchester *is* in the north of England

      Howay man, but it's not as far north as Newcastle (the real North Pole).

      To me a Glaswegan is a soft southern shandy drinker, having been brought up mostly in Aberdeenshire. (I was born in Glasgow), but I do respect that people from Thurso are true northerners, if right enough, you don't count Shetland.

  84. MPU! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A really good read! I only vaguely remembered A "Mark I" computer but I had assumed it was in the USA. ;-)

  85. Complete Outage Report from BT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Update 11 - 30/03/04 - updated by BT Wholesale.
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    Apologies that this bulletin is slightly later than first advertised but I have waited until maximum information is
    available.Splicing continues in the tunnel on the first 4 cables. Cable 1 is expected to be completed by 6 p.m. with
    cables 2, 3 and 4 anticipated to be completed by 9 p.m. The estimated fix time for the first 10 cables is reported
    as 4 p.m. tomorrow but it is still hoped to bring this timescale forward.20 engineers are currently working in the
    tunnel using 14 splicing kits and this level of resource will remain until the work is completed.Work continues
    well on the bypass route and it is expected that we will be able to start offloading ccts on to these cables
    overnight. It must however be remembered that this offload will not have the capacity to restore all remaining
    services.A full time line for repair is currently being defined and it is expected that this will be available
    by 22:00 tonight.Members of the BT Wholesale Board are now travelling to Manchester to ensure that every
    possible action is being taken to restore service as quickly as possible. All timescales quoted are only
    advisory and likely to change.

    Update 10 - 30/03/04 - updated by BT Wholesale.
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    Priority in restoring community isolations, 999, and emergency services is continuing with the first 10
    priority cables identified. Splicing continues in the tunnel and some services have been restored. Extra
    resource has been identified to ensure that splicing continues 24x7 to effect repair. Work continues to
    identify each cable down to circuit level in order to be able to give customers a better picture of when
    they can expect to see their service restored. Further information on this should be available later this
    afternoon.As far as updates are concerned we now move into the difficult period where work is continuing
    as quickly as possible to restore services and there is little other information to pass on, we will however
    attempt to give you as much information as possible during this period. Work continues on the bypass route.
    This route will have the capacity for 4x144 fibre cables which will need to be blown in, work to offload
    some of the ccts which will not have been restored at that time onto these cables should be able to begin this
    evening.All necessary manpower resource and fibre cable is available on site and restoration will continue
    on a 24hr basis.The next bulletin will be provided at 15:00 bst unless further information is available earlier.

    Update 09 - 30/03/04 12:10CET - updated by BT Wholesale.
    -
    Priority in restoring community isolations, 999, and emergency services is continuing with the first 10
    priority cables identified. Splicing of the first three cables started at 08:40hrs but working conditions
    in the tunnel do not allow parallel splicing on other cables at this time. This is due to debris caused by
    the fire which cannot be moved for environmental reasons making it more difficult than expected. Splicing
    on the cables is progressing well and there has been confirmation that some isolated communities have restored
    and that cable systems are restoring.Additional resource has been assigned to identify individual customer
    circuits on these cables and the information should be available for the first 3 cables by mid-day today.
    Customers will be contacted as their circuits are restored.In addition a limited number of line systems have
    been rerouted around the incident. Work continues on the bypass route. This route will have the capacity for
    4x144 fibre cables which will need to be blown in, work to offload some of the ccts which will not have been
    restored at that time onto these cables should be able to begin this evening.

    Update 08 - 30/03/04 - updated by BT Wholesale.
    -
    Work began in the fire damaged tunnel just after midnight. Additional problems have been encountered
    with the identification of burnt off cable ends and debris wi

  86. Re:LEAVE THE CHRISTIAN TEENAGERS ALONE! by JimFromJersey · · Score: 1

    Not if you are a Catholic priest. In that case it is more important to cry about stem cells and fertility treatment.

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  87. adsl back online! by destiny_uk · · Score: 0

    well, since the story, our adsl service from the longsight exchange has just come back!

  88. Re:Man! - Who modded 'overrated' by LordKazan · · Score: 1

    I want to know who modded that 'overrated' - there was no reason to do that, you wasted a mod point being an anti that you could have spent promoting a another good post

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