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  1. it may rival your brain... on IBM Working on Brain-Rivaling Computer · · Score: -1
    which has been hobbled by too many years of sniffing ink toner and reading Dilbert.

    To match the free-associating psychedlic power of my own brain, however, IBM will have to harness the power of yet-undiscovered technodruggism!

  2. Re:Oh no! on As the Spam Turns · · Score: -1

    A banal, hackneyed comment for a boring, overused topic on slashdot. But let's not start sucking each others' dicks quite yet...

  3. Re:Let me get this straight on What's Keeping You On Windows? · · Score: -1
    Yeah, 'WildBeast'! Stick it to the man!

    I've got a challenge for a freedom-loving sort such as yourself. If you're really committed to the open source movement, you need to take ALL of the proprietary hardware out of your computer.

    Why don't you do that (after you look up the word and find out what it means, of course) and then come back here and post?

    It might be a little hard to do without RAM, a CPU, a hard drive, a motherboard, a keyboard, a mouse, or a power supply, but it's either that or be trapped by those evil corporations!

  4. I just saw beck and the flaming lips on Philips & Sony To Purchase Intertrust DRM Tech · · Score: -1

    you just saw an infomercial for dianetics.

  5. Re:Bulging. on Go Go Gadget Minisaw · · Score: -1

    You just need to think about huge uncircumsized African cocks, eh, "Dark Helmet?"

  6. Watch out for Mr. Fujistu on Have Fujitsu Harddrives Been Failing in Record Numbers? · · Score: -1
    i agree with this post

    but what about bobby "the brain" heenan?

  7. FP on Larry Rosen on the Microsoft Penalty Ruling · · Score: -1

    Screw your mind!

  8. Carbon? on Carbon Releases in Asia · · Score: -1
    What about tetrahydracannibinol?

    or drugs that dilate your cervix? That gets you SO FAHKED UP!

  9. Re:I HATE THIS ARTICLE! on EU Anti-Hate Laws On The Web · · Score: -1
    Hello there. Nice to see a fine upstanding citizen such as yourself still freqenting this site.

  10. Holy shit on Online Game Cluster · · Score: -1
    What a waste of computing power. You could be folding proteins or something, but no!

    Instead you play shitty FPSs on crappodurp hardware. If I were you I'd cast myself on the ash heap.

  11. When you read slashdot on Empire of Dreams and Miracles · · Score: -1
  12. W00t to apple on Apple Gives Laptops Speed Bumps · · Score: -1

    Now when are they gonna bump the bus speed on the G4 line? Seriously, they could regain a lot of ground in the "CPU power" race if they moved to Motorola's RapidIO architecture. The G4 has never been able to truly shine because of its crappy bus.

    And if they wanted to trash Motorola, they could be releasing 1.8Ghz G3's right now as well...too bad. I guess we'll have to wait till the PPC970.

  13. i just beat tony hawk pro skater on More Universities to Publish Courseware Online · · Score: -1
    Yeah bitch, I'm talking about the original on Dreamcast!

    You bastards with a PS2 can suck it down!

  14. What's going on here? on Building Open Source Network Security Tools · · Score: -1

    Evicted from slashdot!?!!?!?

  15. what was you for halloween? on Microsoft Antitrust Judgement · · Score: -1

    i played DDR and went bowling at this redneck bar/bowling alley. Surprisingly enough, I stayed pretty sober for the entire evening. did anything crazy happen to anyone?

  16. Not entirely correct on Howl-o-ween · · Score: -1

    For the real story about Helloween, please visit this site

  17. Mod this up for Troll Tuesday! FPP!!!!!!??!!? on Handshake via the Internet · · Score: -1

    Posting The First aka YourMissionForToday theme song

    To the Tune of Henry The Eighth (Herman's Hermits)

    I'm posting the first I am
    Posting the first I am I am
    I got FP in the story before
    I've been modded many times before

    And every time by an imbecile (IMBECILE!)
    Usin' words like VAXen and GNU (FUCK GNU!)
    Cause they hate to stop their circle jerks
    To hear me say FUCK YOU! (FUCK GNU!)

    Second Verse is Different than the first:

    I'm YourMissionForToday I am
    Two posts a day is where I stand
    Can't leave my wit at a high threshold
    Cause I post links to a certain hole

    I get modded down due to jealousy (JEALOUSY!)
    'Coz they wouldn't know wit from their ass! (FUCK THAT!)
    I bathe, I can spell, and I'm employed!
    I'm YourMissionForToday I am!

  18. excuse me on Solaris 9 Support On x86 - But With A Price · · Score: -1

    I think I just got herpes from your toilet seat.

  19. You damn Americans on When Mac Freaks Congregate · · Score: -1
    I especially enjoyed Mac porn, but hey, if you are under 18, don't click the above link ;-)."

    I'm not in America! I don't have to follow your puny laws!

  20. Mod parent up! on Registrar Told To Stop Direct-Mail Scare-Tactics · · Score: -1
    the most informative post in this entire thread. I care about it so much, I'm willing to forfeit my right to post for the next 24 hours!

    I'm like Jesus getting crucified for this post! Except goofier and not as jewish!

  21. I don't need robots to do synthetic psychology on Vehicles: Experiments in Synthetic Psychology · · Score: -1

    May I suggest a tuppets of lysergic acid diethylmide, my good man.

  22. Listen up, square on RMS Urges Opposition to "Trusted Computing" · · Score: 2, Funny
    SerpentMage:Blah, blah, white grey, black grey, erosion, etc...

    YourMissionForToday: and try new pink grey!

    See how funny my post was compared to yours? And you know why? Because I use drugs. That's all you need to do. That's the key!

  23. do you ever wonder? on RMS Urges Opposition to "Trusted Computing" · · Score: -1

    why this points to ebay?

  24. postus with the mostus on Small Webcasters get Powerful New Ally · · Score: -1

    BTW, fuck all libertarians. they are dumber than a bag of hammers!

  25. Re:Because on Ask 'Junkyard Wars Diva' Cathy Rogers · · Score: -1
    What's the difference between Budweiser-and-pro-wrestling and expensive-wine-and-PBS people? It's just a matter of taste.

    Nature shows aren't any deeper than the WWE.

    If you think there's a moral difference between "high" and "low" culture, I suggest you hop into your time machine and go back to 18th century France, where you can debate whether ballet or sculpture is the world's purest art form.