Why not just play Tetris? That's an excellent game that stands the test of time. Whereas Diablo II hardly qualifies as a game, it's more like "click here, kill monster." Yawn.
Posting The First aka YourMissionForToday theme song
To the Tune of Henry The Eighth (Herman's Hermits)
I'm posting the first I am
Posting the first I am I am
I got FP in the story before
I've been modded many times before
And every time by an imbecile (IMBECILE!)
Usin' words like VAXen and GNU (FUCK GNU!)
Cause they hate to stop their circle jerks
To hear me say FUCK YOU! (FUCK GNU!)
Second Verse is Different than the first:
I'm YourMissionForToday I am
Two posts a day is where I stand
If you wanna laugh keep your threshold low
Cause I post links to a certain hole
I get modded down due to jealousy (JEALOUSY!)
'Coz they wouldn't know wit from their ass! (FUCK THAT!)
I bathe, I can spell, and I'm employed!
I'm YourMissionForToday I am!
Posting The First aka YourMissionForToday theme song
To the Tune of Henry The Eighth (Herman's Hermits)
I'm posting the first I am
Posting the first I am I am
I got FP in the story before
I've been modded many times before
And every time by an imbecile (IMBECILE!)
Usin' words like VAXen and GNU (FUCK GNU!)
Cause they hate to stop their circle jerks
To hear me say FUCK YOU! (FUCK GNU!)
Second Verse is Different than the first:
I'm YourMissionForToday I am
Two posts a day is where I stand
Can't leave my wit at a high threshold
Cause I post links to a certain hole
YourMissionForToday's note: On this fine Troll Tuesday, I got out of work early and on my drive home, I made up this catchy tune. It's dedicated to The_Messenger, whose unflinching vigilance against the twin demons of Cheap Software and GNU/Communism has been an inspiration to us all. Posts like this remind one that trolling is still, even in these dismal times, the most hilarious and clever activity that goes on at Slashdot.
Now let us raise our voices in song as we dedicate this day to a trolling legend. Mr. The_Messenger, we salute you!
Happy Troll Tuesday!
Posting The First aka YourMissionForToday theme song
To the Tune of Henry The Eighth (Herman's Hermits)
I'm posting the first I am
Posting the first I am I am
I got FP in the story before
I've been modded many times before
And every time by an imbecile (IMBECILE!)
Usin' words like VAXen and GNU (FUCK GNU!)
Cause they hate to stop their circle jerks
To hear me say FUCK YOU! (FUCK GNU!)
Second Verse is Different than the first:
I'm YourMissionForToday I am
Two posts a day is where I stand
Can't leave my wit at a high threshold
Cause I post links to a certain hole
I get modded down due to jealousy (JEALOUSY!)
'Coz they wouldn't know wit from their ass! (FUCK THAT!)
I bathe, I can spell, and I'm employed!
I'm YourMissionForToday I am!
Posting The First aka YourMissionForToday theme song
To the Tune of Henry The Eighth (Herman's Hermits)
I'm posting the first I am
Posting the first I am I am
I got FP in the story before
I've been modded many times before
And every time by an imbecile (IMBECILE!)
Usin' words like VAXen and GNU
Cause they hate to stop their circle jerks
Just tohear me say FUCK YOU! (FUCK GNU!)
Second Verse is Different than the first:
I'm YourMissionForToday I am
Two posts a day is where I stand
Can't leave my wit at a high threshold
Cause I post links to a certain hole
I get modded down due to jealousy (JEALOUSY)
Cause they ain't as funny as I am
I bathe, I can spell, and I'm employed!
I'm YourMissionForToday I am!
Posting The First aka YourMissionForToday theme song
To the Tune of Henry The Eighth (Herman's Hermits)
I'm posting the first I am
Posting the first I am I am
I got FP in the story before
I've been modded countless times before
And every time by an imbecile (IMBECILE!)
Usin' words like VAXen and GNU
Cause they hate to stop their circle jerks
Just hear me say FUCK YOU! (FUCK GNU!)
Second Verse is Different than the first:
I'm YourMissionForToday I am
Two posts a day is where I stand
Can't leave my wit at a high threshold
Cause I post links to a certain hole
I get modded down cause of jealousy (JEALOUSY)
Cause they ain't as funny as I am
I bathe, I can spell, and I'm employed!
I'm YourMissionForToday I am!
Look around you, folks. How many of you have sigs that refer to "karma", "ACs," getting "modded up" and the like? Has Slashdot become your hermetically sealed environment? Is it the filter through which you perceive reality? Has Slashdot become an empty game where you regurgitate earlier posts to get 'karma'?
Some of you might be surprised to learn that this "karma" has no value whatsoever!!! When Slashdot goes under (and don't worry, it will) you won't be able to exchange that "karma" for Denny's coupons, anime DVDs, or anything worth a shit!!!
And don't think there's any spiritual value either! Slashdot "karma" won't help you break the cycle of reincarnation, it won't get you "high", and it won't even win you friends at Magic: The Gathering tournaments!
Fellow Slashdotter, you have been deceived!!! You will not achieve immortality by posting "Imagine a Beowulf cluster of this!" or "Linux is really good for the desktop!" The only way you'll ever be remembered when this decrepit weblog tumbles into nothingness is to post something really FUCKED UP!!! I can't stress this enough!!!
Don't waste your time chasing the "karma" cap! Don't whine about your stories not being published when you know that the news on this site is randomly chosen by monkeys!!!
The only way you'll be remembered long after CmdrTaco returns to his old position as shift leader at Pizza Hut is by posting ABSOLUTE FREAKING MADNESS!!! Do it now!!! Do it often!!! And karma be damned!!!
YourMissionForToday:but don't get it too heavy, or it could weigh down your forklift!
Peepoh:Not the Power Jackoff 2000!
Let's get a bunch of blow up dolls and dress them up in graduation robes, and leave them in Church!@
Peepoh:then we steal the stations of the cross with our forklifts!
YourMissionForToday:Yeah, then we blame it on the blowup dolls!
Peepoh:yeah! and it'll work because the night before we'll replace their security tapes with tapes we've edited of the dolls perpetrating the crime!
YourMissionForToday:Yeah, with zombies dressed up as Lenin and Stalin helping them!
Peepoh:no, the zombies ARE Lenin and Stalin!
YourMissionForToday:Great idea, but they wear party hats and the blow up dolls only get to wear graduation hats
Peepoh:yeah, at first.
YourMissionForToday:and there's a jesus piñata!
Peepoh:but then we DRILL the fuck out of their zombie asses with our big industrial drills!
YourMissionForToday:right, and then we look like the heroes!
YourMissionForToday: (we have to dress like mexican peasants)
Peepoh:yeah, because the cops would arrive on the scene just in time to witness us spraying zombie innards all over the tabernacle!
YourMissionForToday:Yeah, and then we just post like mexican construction workers who stopped by to pray to our lady of guadalupe on our way home after the night shift!
Peepoh:oh good thinking! that explains why we have the big industrial drills at church!
YourMissionForToday:That, and cause we were going to get them blessed for St. Blaises' Day!
Peepoh:When we drill into people's throats!
YourMissionForToday:And then we claim that we're Michael the Archangel after we do that...no, wait, you're Michael the Archangel and I'm Captain America!
Peepoh:no, you're Leonardo the Archangel, John's Donatello the Archangel, and Robert is Raphael the Archangel!
My PC can stay perpetually state of the art, and for much less cost than buying the latest console.
That's about the most delusional thing I've ever heard. Next to,
Suggesting that PCs are "losing out" to console markets is a pretty distorted view of the state of gaming today.
The state of gaming is...the console market is bigger than the PC market (always has been), and is gaining. Oh, and let's hear one more nugget of wisdom, courtesy of our friend xifh...
It's true that some types of games, such as kids' games, mostly come out on consoles, but that's a tiny fraction of the total number of games in existence.
If you're dumb enough to believe that, you need to call a doctor immediately and have the shit in your head surgically removed and replaced with brains.
Nothing else matters...if you wanna drain your wallet playing Doom over again. I'm betting people will be playing your pac-man game on their cell phones long after Doom 3 is selling in cutout bins everywhere.
YourMissionForToday: bleeng bleeng coed.jpg: ohohohoh my hehahahahad YourMissionForToday: Trophy's Mine! coed.jpg: I'm glad the fall is coming. it's statistically the second-best time of the year for my prospects of getting laid coed.jpg: #1 being may-april YourMissionForToday: I should play some Castlevania, no?
YourMissionForToday: Getting laid is t3h r0x0r coed.jpg: yes. the dss forum site i most recently signed up on had a bunch of castlevania and chrono cross characters for icons YourMissionForToday: wish the gameboy advance screen didn't suck so much...I can feel my eyes struggling after playing for about 20 minutes coed.jpg: frank said he's bringing his to the apple store tomorrow coed.jpg: the more i think about it the more it occurs to me that this whole adventure is really just gonna be a big joke... and i laugh YourMissionForToday: Frank is steeped in materialistic excess! He must be re-educated! coed.jpg: my friend anj said that the apple store in plano had a big line out the door on opening day. if that's the case, meet me in the food court coed.jpg: i'll be scarfing SBARRO YourMissionForToday: Meet me at the forklift dealership, I drive a forklift through your wall! coed.jpg: did i tell you home depot won't hire me cuz i have no forklift experience coed.jpg: "Have you ever driven a forklift" "Well, no" (not since i was 6 yrs old in dad's warehouse, i shoulda said that) coed.jpg: "Well we really need someone good with a forklift but we'll let you know if we need you for something" YourMissionForToday: Show them your forklift experience by impaling them, then lifting up their body and leaving it on a high shelf coed.jpg: hahaha coed.jpg: "Well I drove one in my most recent string of brutal unsolved murders, perhaps you heard about them. The people were impaled with a forklift and then slammed repeatedly against the top and bottm of the highest shelf, and then left there" coed.jpg: "They were insolent" YourMissionForToday: I want to make a video game where all you do is bust through a wall and steal stuff with a forklift, then drive out coed.jpg: that's a fantastic idea for a game coed.jpg: the vague aesthetic of that zoo game witht he lasso and the truck YourMissionForToday: Yeah, and then it turns into Unreal Tournament in my mind when you impale somebody and the announcer says "FORKLIFT KILL!" coed.jpg: "There's a pallet of flat panel LCD's on that loading dock! Steal the forklift and put it in your buddy's pickup! GO!" coed.jpg: hahaha an FPS with a forklift as a weapon would rox0r coed.jpg: you'd move kinda slow, but you'dbe fuckin invincible. like having the school bus in vigilante 8 YourMissionForToday: you have to corner real fast and you get turbocharged nitrocack for your forlkift coed.jpg: but your weakness would be the propane tank... someone hits that enough times and you're toast! YourMissionForToday: if you crash into the wall at sams club, 10 tons of cat food tins land on your head coed.jpg: Or... CRAZY FORKLIFT! You're a newly-hired night-shift loader at Sam's, and your boss is an asshole. He says "Get this pallet of new Color-Safe CHeer(tm) to aisle 7, put it on the third shelf!" ANd you have to do it as fast as possible, your forklift can go up to 120 mph, and you leave a wake of terror as you rip through the warehouse YourMissionForToday: Yeah coed.jpg: your forklift is all bad-ass, with not just the prongs but also the big side-clamps that hold the pallet on the lift, cuz you drive like a maniac and blare rock music on your forklift's boomin system YourMissionForToday: Pimpin forklift with loads of chrome coed.jpg: yeah! YourMissionForToday: You can crush someone's head with the side clamps! They're like a vice! coed.jpg: you can smash through walls, knock over shelves, none of it matters! as long as you get the pallet to the shelf!
or wait, you know what fuck the shelf... into the truck that's backed up to the loading dock that your buddy's waiting to drive off in coed.jpg: Ditch the soap or whatever and head over to electronicas YourMissionForToday: But watch out for land mines in the Cambodian Jungle forklift level! coed.jpg: hahaha coed.jpg: yeah you have big mud tires on your forklift, and roof lights YourMissionForToday: There could be one level where you have to steal enough parts from an assembly line to make a killer forklift, and oyu have to drive across a bunch of conveyer belts coed.jpg: haha! Forkker? YourMissionForToday: Yeah, and when you drop all the proper parts in the foundry, it cuts to this FMV where your AWeSOMe NEW FORKLIFT EMERGES off the assembly line YourMissionForToday: http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=40343&cid=4302 199 coed.jpg: haha coed.jpg: it's so appropriate! YourMissionForToday: I can't wait for some stoned guy to see that coed.jpg: hahaha YourMissionForToday: Maybe you have to kill zombies with your forklift, or you're a superhero and you can fly off your forklift to like ten rows down at sam's and land on some guy who'ss trying to run away coed.jpg: hahaha, or you have a reach-lift, with a big extendible arm you can lash out with and smash people and things YourMissionForToday: Yeah, or like you can impale a big can of oil with your forklift, and then ram it in reverse so that oil spills all over the place and the cops can't pursue you coed.jpg: oh that's great coed.jpg: and if you grab something and send it up real fast as you drive real fast (without impaling it), it flies over your head and lands behind you YourMissionForToday: cool, you could use crates of explosives...or depth charges! coed.jpg: yeah! have summadis! coed.jpg: but impaling people, stacking 3 or 4 on each prong, that would be the real point of the game YourMissionForToday: and you could ride your forklift over to these hydraulic lifts, and the higher you dump people on the shelf, the more points!
Under the right conditions Salvia divinorum is quite easy to grow, but there are a few musts.
The plants likes it warm and humid. A temperature between 12 C and 27 C is appreciated. It does not like direct, midday sunshine. I have had good results with TL tubes.
The more humid the better, this is really a must for cultivation. The plant is multiplied by cuttings. Flowers and seed appear rarely and the seeds are hardly fertile, probably because the plant has been in cultivation for such a long time. Cuttings can be put on water and will produce roots within two weeks. Putting them straight in the earth works well also, as long as the temperature (20-25C) and humidity are right. Root stimulating powders are not necessary, but do speed up the rooting. The plants are quite sensitive to pests, so keep a good eye on them.
This year my plants started flowering, all at the same time, though they are on different places/different climates (warm greenhouse/ cold greenhouse and outdoors. The outdoor ones got killed by frost. I suppose the flowering has something to do with the length of the day, they flowered in november/december, the days are very short then here in Holland.
He committed ritual suicide by taking a lawnmower to his nether regions.
What was the final straw? He heard that Junis was a civilian casualty in the Afghanistan conflict; killed by when a bomb detonated at a Kabul power switching station on the outskirts of town. Unfortunately, the detonation caused a huge power surge which fried not only Junis's Commodore 64, but Junis himself as well. Junis will never know the joy of "GAY THREESOM ANAL XXX," but I'm sure he and Jon are together now...in a better place.
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Why does Bloodystool.com point to eBay?
They don't deserve my cack!
peepoh: Dude, I don't give a FUCK unless you came into your own fucking face six times.
YourMissionForToday: I jacked off in every Wendy's in the Tricounty Area!
peepoh: It doesn't count if it's not into your own face.
YourMissionForToday: it was into Dave Thomas's bloated corpse's face!
Please see my journal!
YourMissionForToday's note: On this fine Troll Tuesday, I got out of work early and on my drive home, I made up this catchy tune. It's dedicated to The_Messenger, whose unflinching vigilance against the twin demons of Cheap Software and GNU/Communism has been an inspiration to us all. Posts like this remind one that trolling is still, even in these dismal times, the most hilarious and clever activity that goes on at Slashdot.
Now let us raise our voices in song as we dedicate this day to a trolling legend. Mr. The_Messenger, we salute you!
Happy Troll Tuesday!
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PLEASE SEE MY JOURNAL
Yes, overwrought, paranoid speculation is "interesting." Good job, moderators!
I got a cert that says "Most Valuable member of the Kentucky Fried Chicken bowling league." Will you sign it for me?
Some of you might be surprised to learn that this "karma" has no value whatsoever!!! When Slashdot goes under (and don't worry, it will) you won't be able to exchange that "karma" for Denny's coupons, anime DVDs, or anything worth a shit!!!
And don't think there's any spiritual value either! Slashdot "karma" won't help you break the cycle of reincarnation, it won't get you "high", and it won't even win you friends at Magic: The Gathering tournaments!
Fellow Slashdotter, you have been deceived!!! You will not achieve immortality by posting "Imagine a Beowulf cluster of this!" or "Linux is really good for the desktop!" The only way you'll ever be remembered when this decrepit weblog tumbles into nothingness is to post something really FUCKED UP!!! I can't stress this enough!!!
Don't waste your time chasing the "karma" cap! Don't whine about your stories not being published when you know that the news on this site is randomly chosen by monkeys!!! The only way you'll be remembered long after CmdrTaco returns to his old position as shift leader at Pizza Hut is by posting ABSOLUTE FREAKING MADNESS!!! Do it now!!! Do it often!!! And karma be damned!!!
Peepoh:One hot dog in a bun, comin' right up!
YourMissionForToday:Go and steal stuff now!
YourMissionForToday:with a forklift!
Peepoh:Yes, Master of Forkliftery! I must obey!
YourMissionForToday:but don't get it too heavy, or it could weigh down your forklift!
Peepoh:Not the Power Jackoff 2000! Let's get a bunch of blow up dolls and dress them up in graduation robes, and leave them in Church!@
Peepoh:then we steal the stations of the cross with our forklifts!
YourMissionForToday:Yeah, then we blame it on the blowup dolls!
Peepoh:yeah! and it'll work because the night before we'll replace their security tapes with tapes we've edited of the dolls perpetrating the crime!
YourMissionForToday:Yeah, with zombies dressed up as Lenin and Stalin helping them!
Peepoh:no, the zombies ARE Lenin and Stalin!
YourMissionForToday:Great idea, but they wear party hats and the blow up dolls only get to wear graduation hats
Peepoh:yeah, at first.
YourMissionForToday:and there's a jesus piñata!
Peepoh:but then we DRILL the fuck out of their zombie asses with our big industrial drills!
YourMissionForToday:right, and then we look like the heroes!
YourMissionForToday: (we have to dress like mexican peasants)
Peepoh:yeah, because the cops would arrive on the scene just in time to witness us spraying zombie innards all over the tabernacle!
YourMissionForToday:Yeah, and then we just post like mexican construction workers who stopped by to pray to our lady of guadalupe on our way home after the night shift!
Peepoh:oh good thinking! that explains why we have the big industrial drills at church!
YourMissionForToday:That, and cause we were going to get them blessed for St. Blaises' Day!
Peepoh:When we drill into people's throats!
YourMissionForToday:And then we claim that we're Michael the Archangel after we do that...no, wait, you're Michael the Archangel and I'm Captain America!
Peepoh:no, you're Leonardo the Archangel, John's Donatello the Archangel, and Robert is Raphael the Archangel!
YourMissionForToday:Cowabunga, d00d! You're right!
Dedicated to American flags produced by Chinese prison labor.
That's about the most delusional thing I've ever heard. Next to,
Suggesting that PCs are "losing out" to console markets is a pretty distorted view of the state of gaming today.
The state of gaming is...the console market is bigger than the PC market (always has been), and is gaining. Oh, and let's hear one more nugget of wisdom, courtesy of our friend xifh...
It's true that some types of games, such as kids' games, mostly come out on consoles, but that's a tiny fraction of the total number of games in existence.
If you're dumb enough to believe that, you need to call a doctor immediately and have the shit in your head surgically removed and replaced with brains.
Nothing else matters...if you wanna drain your wallet playing Doom over again. I'm betting people will be playing your pac-man game on their cell phones long after Doom 3 is selling in cutout bins everywhere.
YourMissionForToday: bleeng bleeng
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coed.jpg: ohohohoh my hehahahahad
YourMissionForToday: Trophy's Mine!
coed.jpg: I'm glad the fall is coming. it's statistically the second-best time of the year for my prospects of getting laid
coed.jpg: #1 being may-april
YourMissionForToday: I should play some Castlevania, no?
YourMissionForToday: Getting laid is t3h r0x0r
coed.jpg: yes. the dss forum site i most recently signed up on had a bunch of castlevania and chrono cross characters for icons
YourMissionForToday: wish the gameboy advance screen didn't suck so much...I can feel my eyes struggling after playing for about 20 minutes
coed.jpg: frank said he's bringing his to the apple store tomorrow
coed.jpg: the more i think about it the more it occurs to me that this whole adventure is really just gonna be a big joke... and i laugh
YourMissionForToday: Frank is steeped in materialistic excess! He must be re-educated!
coed.jpg: my friend anj said that the apple store in plano had a big line out the door on opening day. if that's the case, meet me in the food court
coed.jpg: i'll be scarfing SBARRO
YourMissionForToday: Meet me at the forklift dealership, I drive a forklift through your wall!
coed.jpg: did i tell you home depot won't hire me cuz i have no forklift experience
coed.jpg: "Have you ever driven a forklift"
"Well, no" (not since i was 6 yrs old in dad's warehouse, i shoulda said that)
coed.jpg: "Well we really need someone good with a forklift but we'll let you know if we need you for something"
YourMissionForToday: Show them your forklift experience by impaling them, then lifting up their body and leaving it on a high shelf
coed.jpg: hahaha
coed.jpg: "Well I drove one in my most recent string of brutal unsolved murders, perhaps you heard about them. The people were impaled with a forklift and then slammed repeatedly against the top and bottm of the highest shelf, and then left there"
coed.jpg: "They were insolent"
YourMissionForToday: I want to make a video game where all you do is bust through a wall and steal stuff with a forklift, then drive out
coed.jpg: that's a fantastic idea for a game
coed.jpg: the vague aesthetic of that zoo game witht he lasso and the truck
YourMissionForToday: Yeah, and then it turns into Unreal Tournament in my mind when you impale somebody and the announcer says "FORKLIFT KILL!"
coed.jpg: "There's a pallet of flat panel LCD's on that loading dock! Steal the forklift and put it in your buddy's pickup! GO!"
coed.jpg: hahaha an FPS with a forklift as a weapon would rox0r
coed.jpg: you'd move kinda slow, but you'dbe fuckin invincible. like having the school bus in vigilante 8
YourMissionForToday: you have to corner real fast and you get turbocharged nitrocack for your forlkift
coed.jpg: but your weakness would be the propane tank... someone hits that enough times and you're toast!
YourMissionForToday: if you crash into the wall at sams club, 10 tons of cat food tins land on your head
coed.jpg: Or... CRAZY FORKLIFT! You're a newly-hired night-shift loader at Sam's, and your boss is an asshole. He says "Get this pallet of new Color-Safe CHeer(tm) to aisle 7, put it on the third shelf!" ANd you have to do it as fast as possible, your forklift can go up to 120 mph, and you leave a wake of terror as you rip through the warehouse
YourMissionForToday: Yeah
coed.jpg: your forklift is all bad-ass, with not just the prongs but also the big side-clamps that hold the pallet on the lift, cuz you drive like a maniac and blare rock music on your forklift's boomin system
YourMissionForToday: Pimpin forklift with loads of chrome
coed.jpg: yeah!
YourMissionForToday: You can crush someone's head with the side clamps! They're like a vice!
coed.jpg: you can smash through walls, knock over shelves, none of it matters! as long as you get the pallet to the shelf!
or wait, you know what fuck the shelf... into the truck that's backed up to the loading dock that your buddy's waiting to drive off in
coed.jpg: Ditch the soap or whatever and head over to electronicas
YourMissionForToday: But watch out for land mines in the Cambodian Jungle forklift level!
coed.jpg: hahaha
coed.jpg: yeah you have big mud tires on your forklift, and roof lights
YourMissionForToday: There could be one level where you have to steal enough parts from an assembly line to make a killer forklift, and oyu have to drive across a bunch of conveyer belts
coed.jpg: haha! Forkker?
YourMissionForToday: Yeah, and when you drop all the proper parts in the foundry, it cuts to this FMV where your AWeSOMe NEW FORKLIFT EMERGES off the assembly line
YourMissionForToday: http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=40343&cid=430
coed.jpg: haha
coed.jpg: it's so appropriate!
YourMissionForToday: I can't wait for some stoned guy to see that
coed.jpg: hahaha
YourMissionForToday: Maybe you have to kill zombies with your forklift, or you're a superhero and you can fly off your forklift to like ten rows down at sam's and land on some guy who'ss trying to run away
coed.jpg: hahaha, or you have a reach-lift, with a big extendible arm you can lash out with and smash people and things
YourMissionForToday: Yeah, or like you can impale a big can of oil with your forklift, and then ram it in reverse so that oil spills all over the place and the cops can't pursue you
coed.jpg: oh that's great
coed.jpg: and if you grab something and send it up real fast as you drive real fast (without impaling it), it flies over your head and lands behind you
YourMissionForToday: cool, you could use crates of explosives...or depth charges!
coed.jpg: yeah! have summadis!
coed.jpg: but impaling people, stacking 3 or 4 on each prong, that would be the real point of the game
YourMissionForToday: and you could ride your forklift over to these hydraulic lifts, and the higher you dump people on the shelf, the more points!
Big pants and cocaine still rule my night. I'm more fucked up than Dave Thomas's bloated corpse!
I share in your early-posting excitement! Shove a diaper pin into your urethra!
And I wear no mask!
Under the right conditions Salvia divinorum is quite easy to grow, but there are a few musts. The plants likes it warm and humid. A temperature between 12 C and 27 C is appreciated. It does not like direct, midday sunshine. I have had good results with TL tubes.
The more humid the better, this is really a must for cultivation. The plant is multiplied by cuttings. Flowers and seed appear rarely and the seeds are hardly fertile, probably because the plant has been in cultivation for such a long time. Cuttings can be put on water and will produce roots within two weeks. Putting them straight in the earth works well also, as long as the temperature (20-25C) and humidity are right. Root stimulating powders are not necessary, but do speed up the rooting. The plants are quite sensitive to pests, so keep a good eye on them.
This year my plants started flowering, all at the same time, though they are on different places/different climates (warm greenhouse/ cold greenhouse and outdoors. The outdoor ones got killed by frost. I suppose the flowering has something to do with the length of the day, they flowered in november/december, the days are very short then here in Holland.
Alternative names:
As a matter of fact, that seems like a good idea. Let's go!
What was the final straw? He heard that Junis was a civilian casualty in the Afghanistan conflict; killed by when a bomb detonated at a Kabul power switching station on the outskirts of town. Unfortunately, the detonation caused a huge power surge which fried not only Junis's Commodore 64, but Junis himself as well. Junis will never know the joy of "GAY THREESOM ANAL XXX," but I'm sure he and Jon are together now...in a better place.
What is this? War and Peace?
That's why they changed the name of "cigarettes" to "fags." Back in the 19th century, only Indians and poor Irish smoked, but just look at it now!