The judge couldn't have picked shittier games to review before making a ruling. However, most games with "plots" (i use the term loosely) are pretty stupid. Most games don't even come close to narrative. Maybe "interactive fictionlike" games such as Zork games or hitchiker's guide to the galaxy deserve First Amendment rights, but Doom? No way.
On a side note, there was a big push in the 70's to get pinball machines out of pool halls and gambling dens. Before, they were regulated like slot machines (games of chance) and banned in most cities. Here's a link to that.
When in fact, the Big_Ass_Spork dies, I will certainly mourn. But fear not, for you have fulfilled your mission by posting totally freaked-out psycho shit to this weblog. You will indeed live forever in troll/crapflooder heaven, my friend.
The worst part about the Matrix is that just about every action movie that's come out since then has ripped off the style, which (I'm sorry) wasn't that great to begin with. Even the parodies are WAAAY overdone. If I see one more bastard kick and spin around, I'm gonna have to hurt somebody.
Seriously, the only solution to the problem of people modifying Earth in irreversible and unforeseen ways would be if we all
hurled ourselves into the sun right this very instant.
Or you could just stamp "i'm a virgin" on your forehead and be done with it. Lots less hassle. Then again, if you run linux, you probably enjoy hassle.
You were too busy taping fucking retarded gifted and talented kids and the johnson space center. oh wait, that was me. but at least i'm drunk now!
Special note to Michael: three stories in a row? take the night off, buddy. go see Spider-Man. or at least take the time to spark up a bowl...being stoned helps you to mod down posts more effectively. no i swear it's true!
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Duly noted. You shall be spared when the revolution comes. However, I can't guarantee that your genitals will.
Feel free to eat my ass. I've been driving all day, so it probably tastes pretty good by now. Have at it!
I would not like them, BRAAAP-I-am.
This early post for Vinnie Buttalifta, the Amish frog version of Joey Buttafuoco!
On a side note, there was a big push in the 70's to get pinball machines out of pool halls and gambling dens. Before, they were regulated like slot machines (games of chance) and banned in most cities. Here's a link to that.
The whole world would be speaking German if we hadn't have bailed your asses out in WW2! Just remember that, Scandihoovian!
you can borrow my hookah, if you need to. I need to change the screen, though. that shit is clogged the fuck up!
When you post anonymously, you're supporting terrorism.
the hamburglar jesus, that's who.
what about knockerstheklown.com ?
Excuse me, don't you mean ""scat pics"?
When in fact, the Big_Ass_Spork dies, I will certainly mourn. But fear not, for you have fulfilled your mission by posting totally freaked-out psycho shit to this weblog. You will indeed live forever in troll/crapflooder heaven, my friend.
The worst part about the Matrix is that just about every action movie that's come out since then has ripped off the style, which (I'm sorry) wasn't that great to begin with. Even the parodies are WAAAY overdone. If I see one more bastard kick and spin around, I'm gonna have to hurt somebody.
News flash: The Matrix sucked. So eat me arse boyo!
You first!
I'm hungry. I want eat used Depends!
1)Apply shampoo to hair liberally.
2)Rinse.
A: You are a God.
Zombo
u like it?
Don't fucking talk shit about Intellivision Kool-Aid man! I got that game free with proofs of purchase!
Or you could just stamp "i'm a virgin" on your forehead and be done with it. Lots less hassle. Then again, if you run linux, you probably enjoy hassle.
Special note to Michael: three stories in a row? take the night off, buddy. go see Spider-Man. or at least take the time to spark up a bowl...being stoned helps you to mod down posts more effectively. no i swear it's true!
THanks for describing the stereo setup in such detail, I thought for a second you weren't a materialist whore. Guess I was wrong!
I'm taking the time to complain about k5, because it's fully of dirty hippies. but they do spell check their submisions, which is nice.
Lean head back.
Yearn for burrito.
This gets my vote! And my vote counts!