The Man of Bronze is truly cool. But let's take this time to speak about another movie superhero...
Now that the Spider-Man movie is coming to theaters, I'd like to take a moment to clarify a few of the myths that have surrounded the Spider-Man universe for the past few years. Specifically, I'd like to address the origin of pop-culture catchphrase "the Spider-Man boner," as in, "Weezer gives me a Spider-Man boner!," "Sorry, I can't go out tonight, I have a Spider-Man boner!," or, "That is like, so, Spider-Man boner."
Myth:In Amazing Spider-Man #1 Peter Parker, or Spider-Man, coins the phrase "With great power comes great responibility," in reference to his super-powers and crimefighting.
Spider-Man feels that his super-powers give him a greater civic responsibility than the rest of us, and because of this, he fights crime.
Fact: Spider-Man actually said, "With great power, comes...Oh good god! I'm so fucking hard right now!"
Being bitten by a radioactive spider didn't just give Peter Parker amazing spider-powers. Nope, it also kinked his brain in a very unique way: crimefighting became an aphrodisiac to him.
Myth: Spider-Man's costume was designed to strike fear into the hearts of criminals.
Admittedly, many people are afraid of spiders, but the blue and red tones don't exactly strike fear.
Fact: Spider-Man's costume was designed to downplay the bulges in his crotchocological region.
Notice the busy black "webbing" pattern that steers the eyes to the middle of the chest, and the gentle color sloping that brings the eyes down towards the boots without emphasizing the crotch. This is because Spidey's chronic ( and often painful) priapism is linked to his career as a costumed do-gooder. He doesn't want anyone to see his perpetual crime-fighting inspired erection, but there it is, poking out underneath his tights despite his greatest efforts. And thus, the expression "Spider-Man" boner was born.
Myth: Spider-Man has sexual intercourse with his enemies.
So, you see Spidey happily webslinging from building to building, just after trapping Doctor Octopus and saving the city. You see the erection, and perhaps even an unfortunate stain, and you think, "He and Doc Ock probably had some rough sex just like Michael Douglas!"
Fact:Spider-Man is faithful to his wife.
Besides some drunken, clumsy rooftop sex between he and Felicia Hardy (aka the Black Cat) after an office party in 1999, Spidey has always remained faithful to Mary Jane, his bride. While fighting crime remains an incredibly arousing experience for the wall-crawler, his outward expressions of lust remain limited to his marriage partner. Mary Jane herself has no problem with this-"As long as New York has muggers, we'll never need Viagra!" she quipped in a recent interview with Vogue.
When you go to see the Spider-Man feature, remember that Spidey isn't completely altruistic-he does get quite a charge out of it. And if you ever get a chance to see him, be sure to tell him, "Great job fighting crime!" and let him know that you don't mind that he has a big boner-it's all part of God's plan.
Crack is chemically identical to cocaine, but it is cut with more stuff, like quinine and baking powder. Why crack got pegged as the "insane" drug I'll never know. for me, it just gets me a little bleary-eyed and talkative for $5.
LSD should be the crazy drug, so that people say, "Hey, lay off the acid" instead of "Hey, lay off the crack!"
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Now that the Spider-Man movie is coming to theaters, I'd like to take a moment to clarify a few of the myths that have surrounded the Spider-Man universe for the past few years. Specifically, I'd like to address the origin of pop-culture catchphrase "the Spider-Man boner," as in, "Weezer gives me a Spider-Man boner!," "Sorry, I can't go out tonight, I have a Spider-Man boner!," or, "That is like, so, Spider-Man boner."
Myth:In Amazing Spider-Man #1 Peter Parker, or Spider-Man, coins the phrase "With great power comes great responibility," in reference to his super-powers and crimefighting.
Spider-Man feels that his super-powers give him a greater civic responsibility than the rest of us, and because of this, he fights crime.
Fact: Spider-Man actually said, "With great power, comes...Oh good god! I'm so fucking hard right now!"
Being bitten by a radioactive spider didn't just give Peter Parker amazing spider-powers. Nope, it also kinked his brain in a very unique way: crimefighting became an aphrodisiac to him.
Myth: Spider-Man's costume was designed to strike fear into the hearts of criminals.
Admittedly, many people are afraid of spiders, but the blue and red tones don't exactly strike fear.
Fact: Spider-Man's costume was designed to downplay the bulges in his crotchocological region.
Notice the busy black "webbing" pattern that steers the eyes to the middle of the chest, and the gentle color sloping that brings the eyes down towards the boots without emphasizing the crotch. This is because Spidey's chronic ( and often painful) priapism is linked to his career as a costumed do-gooder. He doesn't want anyone to see his perpetual crime-fighting inspired erection, but there it is, poking out underneath his tights despite his greatest efforts. And thus, the expression "Spider-Man" boner was born.
Myth: Spider-Man has sexual intercourse with his enemies.
So, you see Spidey happily webslinging from building to building, just after trapping Doctor Octopus and saving the city. You see the erection, and perhaps even an unfortunate stain, and you think, "He and Doc Ock probably had some rough sex just like Michael Douglas!"
Fact:Spider-Man is faithful to his wife.
Besides some drunken, clumsy rooftop sex between he and Felicia Hardy (aka the Black Cat) after an office party in 1999, Spidey has always remained faithful to Mary Jane, his bride. While fighting crime remains an incredibly arousing experience for the wall-crawler, his outward expressions of lust remain limited to his marriage partner. Mary Jane herself has no problem with this-"As long as New York has muggers, we'll never need Viagra!" she quipped in a recent interview with Vogue.
When you go to see the Spider-Man feature, remember that Spidey isn't completely altruistic-he does get quite a charge out of it. And if you ever get a chance to see him, be sure to tell him, "Great job fighting crime!" and let him know that you don't mind that he has a big boner-it's all part of God's plan.
Ha fucking ha. I made this joke when I was in high school. My friend got the "Spider-Man cartoon maker" with his Packard Bell in 1994 and we made "The Schpeidermein Tales." Fun fact: Venom was a Nazi in our Spider-Man cartoon.
Now that the Spider-Man movie is coming to theaters, I'd like to take a moment to clarify a few of the myths that have surrounded the Spider-Man universe for the past few years. Specifically, I'd like to address the origin of pop-culture catchphrase "the Spider-Man boner," as in, "Weezer gives me a Spider-Man boner!," "Sorry, I can't go out tonight, I have a Spider-Man boner!," or, "That is like, so, Spider-Man boner."
Myth:In Amazing Spider-Man #1 Peter Parker, or Spider-Man, coins the phrase "With great power comes great responibility," in reference to his super-powers and crimefighting.
Spider-Man feels that his super-powers give him a greater civic responsibility than the rest of us, and because of this, he fights crime.
Fact: Spider-Man actually said, "With great power, comes...Oh good god! I'm so fucking hard right now!"
Being bitten by a radioactive spider didn't just give Peter Parker amazing spider-powers. Nope, it also kinked his brain in a very unique way: crimefighting became an aphrodisiac to him.
Myth: Spider-Man's costume was designed to strike fear into the hearts of criminals.
Admittedly, many people are afraid of spiders, but the blue and red tones don't exactly strike fear.
Fact: Spider-Man's costume was designed to downplay the bulges in his crotchocological region.
Notice the busy black "webbing" pattern that steers the eyes to the middle of the chest, and the gentle color sloping that brings the eyes down towards the boots without emphasizing the crotch. This is because Spidey's chronic ( and often painful) priapism is linked to his career as a costumed do-gooder. He doesn't want anyone to see his perpetual crime-fighting inspired erection, but there it is, poking out underneath his tights despite his greatest efforts. And thus, the expression "Spider-Man" boner was born.
Myth: Spider-Man has sexual intercourse with his enemies.
So, you see Spidey happily webslinging from building to building, just after trapping Doctor Octopus and saving the city. You see the erection, and perhaps even an unfortunate stain, and you think, "He and Doc Ock probably had some rough sex just like Michael Douglas!"
Fact:Spider-Man is faithful to his wife.
Besides some drunken, clumsy rooftop sex between he and Felicia Hardy (aka the Black Cat) after an office party in 1999, Spidey has always remained faithful to Mary Jane, his bride. While fighting crime remains an incredibly arousing experience for the wall-crawler, his outward expressions of lust remain limited to his marriage partner. Mary Jane herself has no problem with this-"As long as New York has muggers, we'll never need Viagra!" she quipped in a recent interview with Vogue.
When you go to see the Spider-Man feature, remember that Spidey isn't completely altruistic-he does get quite a charge out of it. And if you ever get a chance to see him, be sure to tell him, "Great job fighting crime!" and let him know that you don't mind that he has a big boner-it's all part of God's plan.
Crack is chemically identical to cocaine, but it is cut with more stuff, like quinine and baking powder. Why crack got pegged as the "insane" drug I'll never know. for me, it just gets me a little bleary-eyed and talkative for $5.
LSD should be the crazy drug, so that people say, "Hey, lay off the acid" instead of "Hey, lay off the crack!"
None of the Adult Swim cartoons use Flash. Not even the worst of the bunch, "Home Movies." I've written a short script for home movies, what do you think?
Brendan: Uhm, okay?
Mom: Uhm, okay?
Coach McGurk: Okay, uhm, okay?
Brendan: 'Cause, uhm, okay?
The saddest part is, that lasts 1 hour 15 minutes whilst Sealab is only 15. What a crock.
Look at it this way-slacking is good for the economy. If everyone who had a job was a nose-to-the-grindstone fokker, employment would be like ten times as high because companies could afford to make do with less people. So just remember, next time you get caught reading slashdot on the clock, just tell your boss that you're doing your part to stop terrorism.
I love how EVERYTHING has to be hooked up to the Internet now. I don't want to turn on my TIVO and see that some Hax0r has told it to record 60 hours of paid programming and Dawson's Creek. Yes, the TIVO connects to the Internet anyway, but this is a potentially huge problem. I'm hoping one day that my oven connects to the Internet so that hackers can use it to burn my apartment down.
Yes, the three people that would have used Quicktime in Linux are a devastating blow to Apple's potential market share. It's a wonder they haven't gone out of business!
You're so fucking stupid, you can't even write the link to your own homepage correctly. It's a wonder that I don't see shit dribbling out of your ears. Quick, someone register edoneyhq.tk and put up a goatse mirror! YOU BETTER DO IT!
Slashdot Mirror
Now that the Spider-Man movie is coming to theaters, I'd like to take a moment to clarify a few of the myths that have surrounded the Spider-Man universe for the past few years. Specifically, I'd like to address the origin of pop-culture catchphrase "the Spider-Man boner," as in, "Weezer gives me a Spider-Man boner!," "Sorry, I can't go out tonight, I have a Spider-Man boner!," or, "That is like, so, Spider-Man boner."
Myth:In Amazing Spider-Man #1 Peter Parker, or Spider-Man, coins the phrase "With great power comes great responibility," in reference to his super-powers and crimefighting.
Spider-Man feels that his super-powers give him a greater civic responsibility than the rest of us, and because of this, he fights crime.
Fact: Spider-Man actually said, "With great power, comes...Oh good god! I'm so fucking hard right now!"
Being bitten by a radioactive spider didn't just give Peter Parker amazing spider-powers. Nope, it also kinked his brain in a very unique way: crimefighting became an aphrodisiac to him.
Myth: Spider-Man's costume was designed to strike fear into the hearts of criminals.
Admittedly, many people are afraid of spiders, but the blue and red tones don't exactly strike fear.
Fact: Spider-Man's costume was designed to downplay the bulges in his crotchocological region.
Notice the busy black "webbing" pattern that steers the eyes to the middle of the chest, and the gentle color sloping that brings the eyes down towards the boots without emphasizing the crotch. This is because Spidey's chronic ( and often painful) priapism is linked to his career as a costumed do-gooder. He doesn't want anyone to see his perpetual crime-fighting inspired erection, but there it is, poking out underneath his tights despite his greatest efforts. And thus, the expression "Spider-Man" boner was born.
Myth: Spider-Man has sexual intercourse with his enemies.
So, you see Spidey happily webslinging from building to building, just after trapping Doctor Octopus and saving the city. You see the erection, and perhaps even an unfortunate stain, and you think, "He and Doc Ock probably had some rough sex just like Michael Douglas!"
Fact:Spider-Man is faithful to his wife.
Besides some drunken, clumsy rooftop sex between he and Felicia Hardy (aka the Black Cat) after an office party in 1999, Spidey has always remained faithful to Mary Jane, his bride. While fighting crime remains an incredibly arousing experience for the wall-crawler, his outward expressions of lust remain limited to his marriage partner. Mary Jane herself has no problem with this-"As long as New York has muggers, we'll never need Viagra!" she quipped in a recent interview with Vogue.
When you go to see the Spider-Man feature, remember that Spidey isn't completely altruistic-he does get quite a charge out of it. And if you ever get a chance to see him, be sure to tell him, "Great job fighting crime!" and let him know that you don't mind that he has a big boner-it's all part of God's plan.
LSD should be the crazy drug, so that people say, "Hey, lay off the acid" instead of "Hey, lay off the crack!"
That's why I don't have any pants on.
or a shirt.
And that would conlude a succesfull lesson nr. 1. Copy and paste the same stupid artice all over slashdot.
You've made it, you're an idiot.
Now go away.
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Now 5 more trolls reply to each of them to get 625!
Those 625 go on and fuck up slashdot completeley by saturating the message boards with total crap! Its the perfect Dos attack!
So what are you waiting for? Crap flood this post now! And remember its not just restricted to 5, crapflood as much as you want! Do the math and make taco cry
Wow I'm hungry! All I've had to eat all day is tic tacs! Tell me more!
Myth:In Amazing Spider-Man #1 Peter Parker, or Spider-Man, coins the phrase "With great power comes great responibility," in reference to his super-powers and crimefighting.
Spider-Man feels that his super-powers give him a greater civic responsibility than the rest of us, and because of this, he fights crime.
Fact: Spider-Man actually said, "With great power, comes...Oh good god! I'm so fucking hard right now!"
Being bitten by a radioactive spider didn't just give Peter Parker amazing spider-powers. Nope, it also kinked his brain in a very unique way: crimefighting became an aphrodisiac to him.
Myth: Spider-Man's costume was designed to strike fear into the hearts of criminals.
Admittedly, many people are afraid of spiders, but the blue and red tones don't exactly strike fear.
Fact: Spider-Man's costume was designed to downplay the bulges in his crotchocological region.
Notice the busy black "webbing" pattern that steers the eyes to the middle of the chest, and the gentle color sloping that brings the eyes down towards the boots without emphasizing the crotch. This is because Spidey's chronic ( and often painful) priapism is linked to his career as a costumed do-gooder. He doesn't want anyone to see his perpetual crime-fighting inspired erection, but there it is, poking out underneath his tights despite his greatest efforts. And thus, the expression "Spider-Man" boner was born.
Myth: Spider-Man has sexual intercourse with his enemies.
So, you see Spidey happily webslinging from building to building, just after trapping Doctor Octopus and saving the city. You see the erection, and perhaps even an unfortunate stain, and you think, "He and Doc Ock probably had some rough sex just like Michael Douglas!"
Fact:Spider-Man is faithful to his wife.
Besides some drunken, clumsy rooftop sex between he and Felicia Hardy (aka the Black Cat) after an office party in 1999, Spidey has always remained faithful to Mary Jane, his bride. While fighting crime remains an incredibly arousing experience for the wall-crawler, his outward expressions of lust remain limited to his marriage partner. Mary Jane herself has no problem with this-"As long as New York has muggers, we'll never need Viagra!" she quipped in a recent interview with Vogue.
When you go to see the Spider-Man feature, remember that Spidey isn't completely altruistic-he does get quite a charge out of it. And if you ever get a chance to see him, be sure to tell him, "Great job fighting crime!" and let him know that you don't mind that he has a big boner-it's all part of God's plan.
Ha fucking ha. I made this joke when I was in high school. My friend got the "Spider-Man cartoon maker" with his Packard Bell in 1994 and we made "The Schpeidermein Tales." Fun fact: Venom was a Nazi in our Spider-Man cartoon.
Myth:In Amazing Spider-Man #1 Peter Parker, or Spider-Man, coins the phrase "With great power comes great responibility," in reference to his super-powers and crimefighting.
Spider-Man feels that his super-powers give him a greater civic responsibility than the rest of us, and because of this, he fights crime.
Fact: Spider-Man actually said, "With great power, comes...Oh good god! I'm so fucking hard right now!"
Being bitten by a radioactive spider didn't just give Peter Parker amazing spider-powers. Nope, it also kinked his brain in a very unique way: crimefighting became an aphrodisiac to him.
Myth: Spider-Man's costume was designed to strike fear into the hearts of criminals.
Admittedly, many people are afraid of spiders, but the blue and red tones don't exactly strike fear.
Fact: Spider-Man's costume was designed to downplay the bulges in his crotchocological region.
Notice the busy black "webbing" pattern that steers the eyes to the middle of the chest, and the gentle color sloping that brings the eyes down towards the boots without emphasizing the crotch. This is because Spidey's chronic ( and often painful) priapism is linked to his career as a costumed do-gooder. He doesn't want anyone to see his perpetual crime-fighting inspired erection, but there it is, poking out underneath his tights despite his greatest efforts. And thus, the expression "Spider-Man" boner was born.
Myth: Spider-Man has sexual intercourse with his enemies.
So, you see Spidey happily webslinging from building to building, just after trapping Doctor Octopus and saving the city. You see the erection, and perhaps even an unfortunate stain, and you think, "He and Doc Ock probably had some rough sex just like Michael Douglas!"
Fact:Spider-Man is faithful to his wife.
Besides some drunken, clumsy rooftop sex between he and Felicia Hardy (aka the Black Cat) after an office party in 1999, Spidey has always remained faithful to Mary Jane, his bride. While fighting crime remains an incredibly arousing experience for the wall-crawler, his outward expressions of lust remain limited to his marriage partner. Mary Jane herself has no problem with this-"As long as New York has muggers, we'll never need Viagra!" she quipped in a recent interview with Vogue.
When you go to see the Spider-Man feature, remember that Spidey isn't completely altruistic-he does get quite a charge out of it. And if you ever get a chance to see him, be sure to tell him, "Great job fighting crime!" and let him know that you don't mind that he has a big boner-it's all part of God's plan.
LSD should be the crazy drug, so that people say, "Hey, lay off the acid" instead of "Hey, lay off the crack!"
That's why I don't have any pants on.
or a shirt.
So white that I'm slathering myself with Barbeque sauce (for scientific purposes only, thanks) and going sunbathing...
The saddest part is, that lasts 1 hour 15 minutes whilst Sealab is only 15. What a crock.
Look at it this way-slacking is good for the economy. If everyone who had a job was a nose-to-the-grindstone fokker, employment would be like ten times as high because companies could afford to make do with less people. So just remember, next time you get caught reading slashdot on the clock, just tell your boss that you're doing your part to stop terrorism.
Plz mod down! This is a vacant lying! I want Fruit Yummy Mummy ASAP!
At least you're being honest. And while we're being honest-I stained my pants last night while cooking mango chicken!
I don't like it! Plz stop THZ!
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Haha! Look at your comment, and then look at your sig? How will the Clone War ever begin without embryonic research? You fuckin' retard!
Cribbity croobity crum bum spatula!
I thought it was funny. Usually the funny things are at -1 anyway, eh?
I had this dream last night that I was having all these girls with a bunch of friends, and then we went walking along the freeway for a long time.
I love how EVERYTHING has to be hooked up to the Internet now. I don't want to turn on my TIVO and see that some Hax0r has told it to record 60 hours of paid programming and Dawson's Creek. Yes, the TIVO connects to the Internet anyway, but this is a potentially huge problem. I'm hoping one day that my oven connects to the Internet so that hackers can use it to burn my apartment down.
There, there. Did your 386 running Linux kernel-panic again? It really does "breathe life into new machines," doesn't it?
Oh yes they do! I was almost knifed outside of one, so I should know.
Yes, the three people that would have used Quicktime in Linux are a devastating blow to Apple's potential market share. It's a wonder they haven't gone out of business!
You're so fucking stupid, you can't even write the link to your own homepage correctly. It's a wonder that I don't see shit dribbling out of your ears. Quick, someone register edoneyhq.tk and put up a goatse mirror! YOU BETTER DO IT!
This is my 421th post. I wanted to stay on 420 for longer, but I have work to not do, so here goes!