How appropriate for this article. Note to Lameness filter specialists: Getting rid of the Gaper is futile. Perhaps ESTOAG could make his way to the File Room?
It's a reference to the 1998 movie Half-Baked, in which Jon Stewart plays an 'enhancement stoner', in other words, a guy who believes everything is better when you're stoned. There's a really funny scene where he's paying his dealer and he makes the statement which appears on the sig. Even if you're not into drugs, the movie is well worth watching for the cameos (Bob Saget's in particular).
I don't mean stories submitted to the front page. Stuff more like this or this. Creative writing. Sure it's down in the -1 heap like me, but it's much more entertaining than reading most "funny" or "insightful" comments (mine included).
"Why is this news? This isn't freshmeat! Why don't you post every time Windows has a tiny update?"
Thanks, now that I've done that, I expect everyone else to show a little restraint and not clutter the board with your same old whiny bullshit. If you must post to get self-validation, try making up a story or something.
You've got to admit, reading that was more interesting than "Wow! 110 GHz! That's like, a lot, d00d!"
What strange and itneresting things do YOU have to post? It's time for you to fulfill your mission! See my earlier post in this article for more information...
Shut it, gutless AC. Your mission is to enrich Slashdot's content by posting TOTALLY BAT-SHIT NUTTINESS! For a good example of this, please refer to another post attached to this article.
Look around you, folks. How many of you have sigs that refer to "karma", "ACs," getting "modded up" and the like? Has Slashdot become your hermetically sealed environment? Is it the filter through which you perceive reality? Has Slashdot become an empty game where you regurgitate earlier posts to get 'karma'?
Some of you might be surprised to learn that this "karma" has no value whatsoever!!! When Slashdot goes under (and don't worry, it will) you won't be able to exchange that "karma" for Denny's coupons, anime DVDs, or anything worth a shit!!!
And don't think there's any spiritual value either! Slashdot "karma" won't help you break the cycle of reincarnation, it won't get you "high", and it won't even win you friends at Magic: The Gathering tournaments!
Fellow Slashdotter, you have been deceived!!! You will not achieve immortality by posting "Imagine a Beowulf cluster of this!" or "Linux is really good for the desktop!" The only way you'll ever be remembered when this decrepit weblog tumbles into nothingness is to post something really FUCKED UP!!! I can't stress this enough!!!
Don't waste your time chasing the "karma" cap! Don't whine about your stories not being published when you know that the news on this site is randomly chosen by monkeys!!!
The only way you'll be remembered long after CmdrTaco returns to his old position as shift leader at Pizza Hut is by posting ABSOLUTE FREAKING MADNESS!!! Do it now!!! Do it often!!! And karma be damned!!!
When Batman went to fight the order of St. Dumas in the Sword of Azrael miniseries, he carried a special version of his Bat-suit that had the same technology. Leave it to the fucking Canadians to rip off something from a truly gifted American innovator like Bruce Wayne.
I've worked with Solaris, AIX, and Linux, and AIX is my favorite OS of the three (my company's inventory database runs on AIX). I love SMIT, it's lean, text-based, yet very user friendly.
I admit that I don't have any experience running Linux on Big Iron, but it seems that these custom, proprietary Unices always work great on their hardware.
Linux was originally intended to be a cheap way to get that UNIX-type functionality (running it on commodity hardware). Putting it on big iron seems backwards to me.
are you talking trash about cyborg_monkey or Scott Baio? That's a good way to get your ass shut down. Leave the place, before I'm forced to wrap your butt around your neck, and give you a whole new set of shoulders..ya dig?
wow, i am feeling troll starstruck today. i needn't tell you what a masterful troll you made last month. my favorite part was all the k-whores lining up to take a -3 karma hit like they were lying down in front of a tank in Tienemen square.
So are we knockin' off for a beer tonight or what, eh? Don't leave me alone to another evening of crying, masturbating, and calling myself the Messiah!
Sorrrry, but this one waaaaaaas alll miinnnnnee. I did add you to my friends list, and look forward to any possible AC-trashing FPs of yours in the future.
This FP reads as follows:
Look around you, folks. How many of you have sigs that refer to "karma", "ACs," getting "modded up" and the like? Has Slashdot become your hermetically sealed environment? Is it the filter through which you perceive reality? Has Slashdot become an empty game where you regurgitate earlier posts to get 'karma'?
Some of you might be surprised to learn that this "karma" has no value whatsoever!!! When Slashdot goes under (and don't worry, it will) you won't be able to exchange that "karma" for Denny's coupons, anime DVDs, or anything worth a shit!!!
And don't think there's any spiritual value either! Slashdot "karma" won't help you break the cycle of reincarnation, it won't get you "high", and it won't even win you friends at Magic: The Gathering tournaments!
Fellow Slashdotter, you have been deceived!!! You will not achieve immortality by posting "Imagine a Beowulf cluster of this!" or "Linux is really good for the desktop!" The only way you'll ever be remembered when this decrepit weblog tumbles into nothingness is to post something really FUCKED UP!!! I can't stress this enough!!!
Don't waste your time chasing the "karma" cap! Don't whine about your stories not being published when you know that the news on this site is randomly chosen by monkeys!!!
The only way you'll be remembered long after CmdrTaco returns to his old position as shift leader at Pizza Hut is by posting ABSOLUTE FREAKING MADNESS!!! Do it now!!! Do it often!!! And karma be damned!!!
Re:This is really great
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· Score: -1, Flamebait
've always thought that GNOME looked nicer than the windows or mac desktops (almost as nice as BeOS)
I suggest you contact a doctor immediately, to have the shit surgically removed from your skull and replaced with brains.
What is this mysterious durp that I hear all the kids talking about? Well, let's let the mystique drop, shall we?
"Durp" is merely a linguistic corruption of "dope", or marijuana, pot, bud, cannibus sativa, or whatever. The term "durp" was coined by a
group of Trinity University smokers, who in classic savage stoner self-parody, phonetically lowered the "oh" sound in dope to a more robust "durp."
FUN! You can do this in the comfort of your own home. Just make the "stoner voice" (very similar to the "surfer voice") and say "Dope"
as loud as you can a few times. Your natural phonetical instinct will slowly metamorph the word into "durp." It's fun to have fun, isn't it?
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How appropriate for this article. Note to Lameness filter specialists: Getting rid of the Gaper is futile. Perhaps ESTOAG could make his way to the File Room?
It's a reference to the 1998 movie Half-Baked, in which Jon Stewart plays an 'enhancement stoner', in other words, a guy who believes everything is better when you're stoned. There's a really funny scene where he's paying his dealer and he makes the statement which appears on the sig. Even if you're not into drugs, the movie is well worth watching for the cameos (Bob Saget's in particular).
I don't mean stories submitted to the front page. Stuff more like this or this. Creative writing. Sure it's down in the -1 heap like me, but it's much more entertaining than reading most "funny" or "insightful" comments (mine included).
Thanks, now that I've done that, I expect everyone else to show a little restraint and not clutter the board with your same old whiny bullshit. If you must post to get self-validation, try making up a story or something.
Awesome. You should head over to Robotroll's journal and add that to the trollbot he's running.
What strange and itneresting things do YOU have to post? It's time for you to fulfill your mission! See my earlier post in this article for more information...
Shut it, gutless AC. Your mission is to enrich Slashdot's content by posting TOTALLY BAT-SHIT NUTTINESS! For a good example of this, please refer to another post attached to this article.
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Some of you might be surprised to learn that this "karma" has no value whatsoever!!! When Slashdot goes under (and don't worry, it will) you won't be able to exchange that "karma" for Denny's coupons, anime DVDs, or anything worth a shit!!!
And don't think there's any spiritual value either! Slashdot "karma" won't help you break the cycle of reincarnation, it won't get you "high", and it won't even win you friends at Magic: The Gathering tournaments!
Fellow Slashdotter, you have been deceived!!! You will not achieve immortality by posting "Imagine a Beowulf cluster of this!" or "Linux is really good for the desktop!" The only way you'll ever be remembered when this decrepit weblog tumbles into nothingness is to post something really FUCKED UP!!! I can't stress this enough!!!
Don't waste your time chasing the "karma" cap! Don't whine about your stories not being published when you know that the news on this site is randomly chosen by monkeys!!! The only way you'll be remembered long after CmdrTaco returns to his old position as shift leader at Pizza Hut is by posting ABSOLUTE FREAKING MADNESS!!! Do it now!!! Do it often!!! And karma be damned!!!
I wrote that a few weeks ago, and I was honored when RoboTroll decided to add it to the Troll Library. I'm working on a new "+5 insightful" post...
When Batman went to fight the order of St. Dumas in the Sword of Azrael miniseries, he carried a special version of his Bat-suit that had the same technology. Leave it to the fucking Canadians to rip off something from a truly gifted American innovator like Bruce Wayne.
Please, leave the comedy to those of us who post at -1. I wouldn't want you to strain something...
I admit that I don't have any experience running Linux on Big Iron, but it seems that these custom, proprietary Unices always work great on their hardware.
Linux was originally intended to be a cheap way to get that UNIX-type functionality (running it on commodity hardware). Putting it on big iron seems backwards to me.
Wow.
Hey, what city are you mayor of? Penisville?
Party on, Garth!
are you talking trash about cyborg_monkey or Scott Baio? That's a good way to get your ass shut down. Leave the place, before I'm forced to wrap your butt around your neck, and give you a whole new set of shoulders..ya dig?
In other words, YOU DA MAN!
So are we knockin' off for a beer tonight or what, eh? Don't leave me alone to another evening of crying, masturbating, and calling myself the Messiah!
It's an honor, sir. Only Scott Baio or ALF could make me happier.
Sorrrry, but this one waaaaaaas alll miinnnnnee. I did add you to my friends list, and look forward to any possible AC-trashing FPs of yours in the future.
Some of you might be surprised to learn that this "karma" has no value whatsoever!!! When Slashdot goes under (and don't worry, it will) you won't be able to exchange that "karma" for Denny's coupons, anime DVDs, or anything worth a shit!!!
And don't think there's any spiritual value either! Slashdot "karma" won't help you break the cycle of reincarnation, it won't get you "high", and it won't even win you friends at Magic: The Gathering tournaments!
Fellow Slashdotter, you have been deceived!!! You will not achieve immortality by posting "Imagine a Beowulf cluster of this!" or "Linux is really good for the desktop!" The only way you'll ever be remembered when this decrepit weblog tumbles into nothingness is to post something really FUCKED UP!!! I can't stress this enough!!!
Don't waste your time chasing the "karma" cap! Don't whine about your stories not being published when you know that the news on this site is randomly chosen by monkeys!!! The only way you'll be remembered long after CmdrTaco returns to his old position as shift leader at Pizza Hut is by posting ABSOLUTE FREAKING MADNESS!!! Do it now!!! Do it often!!! And karma be damned!!!
I'm honored that you left my sig in.
've always thought that GNOME looked nicer than the windows or mac desktops (almost as nice as BeOS) I suggest you contact a doctor immediately, to have the shit surgically removed from your skull and replaced with brains.
What is this mysterious durp that I hear all the kids talking about? Well, let's let the mystique drop, shall we?