Mayor McPenisman has a tale of woe to dispense, and since you asked, here goes: Emporer Napleon Bonerpants founded Penisville with the intention of eating penis pot pie on a daily basis. Soon after, Harry "Penis" Houdini assisinated him through trecherous means. Our penis loving state was in danger of being taken over by the Poonis worshippers. Then I, Mayor McPenisman united the penisites under the flag of penis (the flag of penis being a penis drawn on a flag) and the general love among penismen. All "members" (get it?) of the penis party get penis sitting privilages any time they want. Phallic Phreedom to all!
I am honestly thinking I would pay 5$ a month to troll. Hell, it's better then most other online games you have to pay for.
No cheating No wallhax Totally interactive Feeling of community Raise the collective blood pressure of the universe Satisfaction of pointing out your neverending superiority over all others ever. FRIST PSOT BTTCH
Hell, it kept me amused for the past half hour....
I am calling the law offices of Ron Kinowski to research this. The guy from Superman III says that he is the best, and I believe the guy from Superman III. Really.
Mayor McPenisman has a tale of woe to dispense, and since you asked, here goes: Emporer Napleon Bonerpants founded Penisville with the intention of eating penis pot pie on a daily basis. Soon after, Harry "Penis" Houdini assisinated him through trecherous means. Our penis loving state was in danger of being taken over by the Poonis worshippers. Then I, Mayor McPenisman united the penisites under the flag of penis (the flag of penis being a penis drawn on a flag) and the general love among penismen. All "members" (get it?) of the penis party get penis sitting privilages any time they want. Phallic Phreedom to all!
d6y writes "Over on the O'Reilly weblogs there's an entry on the relationship between Sun's Java Community Process and Apache. Sun have been rubbing people up with wrong way (the problems of licensing open source J2EE containers; stuts v. JavaFaces; log4j v. JDK 1.4 logging....) and I hope this gets sorted out real soon. See also the original VNUNet article and Apache's position paper."
lcypher writes "The AP is reporting that there is spyware within Windows Media Player 8(which ships with XP), which records the song titles and DVD titles that a user listens to or views in WMP8. Microsoft execs claim no marketing use right now, but they won't rule it out. " This looks like less of a big deal than the article makes it out to be, but it definitely could be used for evil.
That is a bold statment! I really think that the people at Blizzard really care about you, Reverend Null. They will now see the error of their ways and do whatever it takes to make you happy. Do you want a pillow? Does your poor head hurt?
poor baby.
the truth is that the American public, probably even you will buy the games no matter what Blizzard pulls. All you want is a great product and you don't give a shit how you get it. Look at the jeans you are wearing, the fine leather codpiece you have on...do you think those were all made by happy, shiny people?
Sir Homer writes: "Blizzard Entertainment has shut down the bnetd project using the DMCA, as declared in their site. The bnetd project is a battle.net server emulator licenced under the GNU/GPL originally for Linux and also works on most Unix variants. Project details can be found on this freshmeat.net page." As I understood it, bnetd was a complete re-implementation of battle.net, so it isn't clear what copyright violation Blizzard alleges occurred. Note to bnetd: under the DMCA, you can file a counter-notice with the hosting provider asserting that Blizzard was wrong.
An anonymous reader noted that "Excite is reporting that the Pennsylvania Supreme Court is taking up a case to decide the question may police look at a suspect's email and instant messages without first obtaining a court order. The defendant, a former police officer, is also claiming his Fourth Amendment privacy rights were also violated. The outcome will only affect Pennsylvania but the issues at hand may eventually reach the US Supreme Court." Umm... Duh?
serutan writes "Stanford University has a retro-cool series of video clips of a 1968 presentation that foreshadowed the Internet and marked the public debut of the mouse. It is a surreal, weirdly captivating piece of computer history." Part of the site includes a solicitation for those who have memories and stories about the old days of computing, when programs were measured in inches and people felt they were lucky, lucky I tell you, to have ones and zeros.
holy jezzus did anyonw watch star trek there was that guy who make that transparent aluminmum and he was scotty and is was transpabrent aluminun and now this i think scotty waz a geenus!!
People on slashdot should stop being funny forever.
The great thing about Katz is that you can compress all of his words into a sentence + 1/2 and it is completely lossless. Try this: Now that people have a medium that permits instant reaction and perspective to an event, we might be able to get an idea of what the TRUTH is about stuff. Check http://www.disinfo.com/
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Mayor McPenisman has a tale of woe to dispense, and since you asked, here goes:
Emporer Napleon Bonerpants founded Penisville with the intention of eating penis pot pie on a daily basis. Soon after, Harry "Penis" Houdini assisinated him through trecherous means. Our penis loving state was in danger of being taken over by the Poonis worshippers.
Then I, Mayor McPenisman united the penisites under the flag of penis (the flag of penis being a penis drawn on a flag) and the general love among penismen. All "members" (get it?) of the penis party get penis sitting privilages any time they want. Phallic Phreedom to all!
There is nothing better you could have done to get on my 'friends' list.
Tron Rulz.
Damn you AC
turn on your identification parameters so that we can see you for who you are you are.
I am honestly thinking I would pay 5$ a month to troll. Hell, it's better then most other online games you have to pay for.
No cheating
No wallhax
Totally interactive
Feeling of community
Raise the collective blood pressure of the universe
Satisfaction of pointing out your neverending superiority over all others ever.
FRIST PSOT BTTCH
Hell, it kept me amused for the past half hour....
I do believe that is an ownage.
I am calling the law offices of Ron Kinowski to research this. The guy from Superman III says that he is the best, and I believe the guy from Superman III. Really.
Mayor McPenisman has a tale of woe to dispense, and since you asked, here goes:
Emporer Napleon Bonerpants founded Penisville with the intention of eating penis pot pie on a daily basis. Soon after, Harry "Penis" Houdini assisinated him through trecherous means. Our penis loving state was in danger of being taken over by the Poonis worshippers.
Then I, Mayor McPenisman united the penisites under the flag of penis (the flag of penis being a penis drawn on a flag) and the general love among penismen. All "members" (get it?) of the penis party get penis sitting privilages any time they want. Phallic Phreedom to all!
This does not sound frank, merely nonsensical!
Distractions are numerous, but when you have a ruling class you are COMMUNIST.
Please to remember the having of smarts.
You are lame
Sincerely;
A non-Anonymous Coward
does this have anything to do with mayor McPenisman?
I like McNuggets.
Please try to keep posts on topic.
Use a clear subject that describes what your message is about
d6y writes "Over on the O'Reilly weblogs there's an entry on the relationship between Sun's Java Community Process and Apache. Sun have been rubbing people up with wrong way (the problems of licensing open source J2EE containers; stuts v. JavaFaces; log4j v. JDK 1.4 logging....) and I hope this gets sorted out real soon. See also the original VNUNet article and Apache's position paper."
lcypher writes "The AP is reporting that there is spyware within Windows Media Player 8(which ships with XP), which records the song titles and DVD titles that a user listens to or views in WMP8. Microsoft execs claim no marketing use right now, but they won't rule it out. " This looks like less of a big deal than the article makes it out to be, but it definitely could be used for evil.
man are you late! Were you doing something BESIDES looking at slashdot for a few minutes? Geez, try and be more focused!
That is a bold statment!
I really think that the people at Blizzard really care about you, Reverend Null. They will now see the error of their ways and do whatever it takes to make you happy. Do you want a pillow? Does your poor head hurt?
poor baby.
the truth is that the American public, probably even you will buy the games no matter what Blizzard pulls. All you want is a great product and you don't give a shit how you get it. Look at the jeans you are wearing, the fine leather codpiece you have on...do you think those were all made by happy, shiny people?
poop.
Sir Homer writes: "Blizzard Entertainment has shut down the bnetd project using the DMCA, as declared in their site. The bnetd project is a battle.net server emulator licenced under the GNU/GPL originally for Linux and also works on most Unix variants. Project details can be found on this freshmeat.net page." As I understood it, bnetd was a complete re-implementation of battle.net, so it isn't clear what copyright violation Blizzard alleges occurred. Note to bnetd: under the DMCA, you can file a counter-notice with the hosting provider asserting that Blizzard was wrong.
I really really really really really really really hope you are kidding.
really.
An anonymous reader noted that "Excite is reporting that the Pennsylvania Supreme Court is taking up a case to decide the question may police look at a suspect's email and instant messages without first obtaining a court order. The defendant, a former police officer, is also claiming his Fourth Amendment privacy rights were also violated. The outcome will only affect Pennsylvania but the issues at hand may eventually reach the US Supreme Court." Umm... Duh?
serutan writes "Stanford University has a retro-cool series of video clips of a 1968 presentation that foreshadowed the Internet and marked the public debut of the mouse. It is a surreal, weirdly captivating piece of computer history." Part of the site includes a solicitation for those who have memories and stories about the old days of computing, when programs were measured in inches and people felt they were lucky, lucky I tell you, to have ones and zeros.
That's it, after this joke and all the scotty jokes from before, I am modding 'funny' down to minus 1 million.
holy jezzus
did anyonw watch star trek there was that guy who make that transparent aluminmum and he was scotty and is was transpabrent aluminun and now this i think scotty waz a geenus!!
People on slashdot should stop being funny forever.
Why make a dart board when they could tie a waffle iron to a cat and still get straight A's?
The great thing about Katz is that you can compress all of his words into a sentence + 1/2 and it is completely lossless. Try this:
Now that people have a medium that permits instant reaction and perspective to an event, we might be able to get an idea of what the TRUTH is about stuff. Check http://www.disinfo.com/
Anyone see anything I left out?
sheesh, I take the time to avoid my homework, and get my FIRST fp and slashdot takes it away from me cus of open source bugs.
Now I really got to do my homework.
In order to see that I got first post, sort by newest items first, then turn your monitor upside-down.
Man, anything is possible when putting off homework.