Note: This is not offtopic at all, it is just useless. I think slashdot needs to get more modifiers, ones like "Worthless geek humor" on top of the too general "funny." Also necessary is "Offtopic, but damn interesting" (for obvious reasons) and while we are at it, throw in a "Ontopic, but reading it really is a waste of time."
Am I wrong for wanting to give credit for every sarcastic remark on/. ?
I mean, there are really some times when a person should SHUT THE HELL UP. There ARE stupid posts and there ARE stupid questions, contrary to popular belief.
I am left speechless about the absurdidity of this comment.
Is this a beautifully constructed troll, following the loose definition that it makes a bold statment backed up by no fact, logic or reason?
It may just be that this person thinks that yes, futuresense is the way to go, and only a fool would buy a product when they can so clearly see into the future and tell that some corporations are going to change formats.
I am taking engineering Physics at probably one of the only schools that offers engineering physics - University of Illinois (read: really good physics program). I really love it, the professors rule, but I have/had? no ability whatsoever to either study, take tests or do homework earlier then the day it is/was? due. So far I have coasted into junior + 1/2 status and really want to take things seriously, but I get really depressed whenever I get graded and end up all whacked out. Last week I stopped doing any homework even though I had a good idea how to do it. I am taking anti-depressants, they helped for a while, but they seem to have lost their effect. By a cruel twist of fate I am going to talk to a doctor the day I take one of my fate deciding tests, so I will be either fucked by then or not. My parents realize I am fucked up and I think they would rather see me drop out then other...extreme action on my part. Sometimes I feel like throwing my monitor out of the window, but I am really sure that if I stick with it, life will eventually get around to rewarding me.
My MIT friend is not a Troll - but he is close to the people who run bonsaikitten.com.
Hey, guess what? I am one day away from dropping out of college and I am sitting posting to invisible people at slashdot too.
You know what? I feel a lot better now that I know I am either going to make a better effort or I am going to stop this charade. The simple act of making a decision has really opened my eyes, and if I need to stop college so I can be a lot more sane then I will do that, damn all those who frown upon it. I went to class on Friday and felt so terrible that I have a hard time remembering being there at all. I have three tests that I have not yet studied for. You know what? Either I do or I don't. No big deal. I can live with my parents or I can get a shitty job for a while or I can buck up tomorrow and study my ass off.
I guess what I am saying is that you have to wonder if you REALLY NEED A GIRLFRIEND or not. Are you actually interested in another person, or are you just reading magazines that tell you that you should be. Having a girlfriend takes a lot more effort, and it can get you dug in even deeper. Maybe you are socially inept. Hell, I sure am, but I don't give a shit about finding a girlfriend because 99% of people annoy the shit out of me.
Find out what you absolutely have to do and then do it. Even if it is extreme in every way. My friend at MIT is getting a sex change, god bless him.
Buck up, lyrics guy. At least you amuse people. And if you don't want to, it's not like the people at slashdot will get angry. Take up whittling. Make a chair. Just search for something you love.
Slashdot Mirror
DUDE, putting "dude" in front of posts, and using horrible geek humor makes me really sick.
Note: This is not offtopic at all, it is just useless. I think slashdot needs to get more modifiers, ones like "Worthless geek humor" on top of the too general "funny." Also necessary is "Offtopic, but damn interesting" (for obvious reasons) and while we are at it, throw in a "Ontopic, but reading it really is a waste of time."
penis
Con sarn it!
the correct title header for this post should be:
Text version in case slashdot gets slashdotted
you AC'ers better do the job right or else lets us trolls do it!
this post be amusing be ye says I
Arrrr!
Oh come on.
We all know that they are being spewed at 66% of the speed of light on average.
Geez, these people always overstate things!
Flyswatter?
What is this flyswatter you speak of?
I have been using chopsticks to catch those little buggers.
Certainly not me you Bible-banger.
Jesus can SUKKIT!
hahohehahohehahohehahohehahohehahohehahohehahoheha hohehahohehahohehahohehahohe
oops I crapped my pants!
Super number one reason NOT to use Internet Explorer.
I love Opera.
even though it crashes more then IE.
I said it before, I'll say it again
ownage.
Welcome back to lyrics posting!!!
Turn off your AC shroud dammit!
/. ?
Am I wrong for wanting to give credit for every sarcastic remark on
I mean, there are really some times when a person should SHUT THE HELL UP.
There ARE stupid posts and there ARE stupid questions, contrary to popular belief.
just my two cents.
What the hell is this supposed to mean?
I am left speechless about the absurdidity of this comment.
Is this a beautifully constructed troll, following the loose definition that it makes a bold statment backed up by no fact, logic or reason?
It may just be that this person thinks that yes, futuresense is the way to go, and only a fool would buy a product when they can so clearly see into the future and tell that some corporations are going to change formats.
oh well.
Something about this post makes me think that I am not the only one who thinks penis is a very amusing word.
ahhhhh
penis
you took my job you AC assface.
And the correct header is:
text of article in case slashdot gets slashdotted
That was an ownage
Take off your AC shroud and allow the sarcasm to be recognized!
excellent job.
I am taking engineering Physics at probably one of the only schools that offers engineering physics - University of Illinois (read: really good physics program). I really love it, the professors rule, but I have/had? no ability whatsoever to either study, take tests or do homework earlier then the day it is/was? due. So far I have coasted into junior + 1/2 status and really want to take things seriously, but I get really depressed whenever I get graded and end up all whacked out. Last week I stopped doing any homework even though I had a good idea how to do it.
I am taking anti-depressants, they helped for a while, but they seem to have lost their effect. By a cruel twist of fate I am going to talk to a doctor the day I take one of my fate deciding tests, so I will be either fucked by then or not. My parents realize I am fucked up and I think they would rather see me drop out then other...extreme action on my part. Sometimes I feel like throwing my monitor out of the window, but I am really sure that if I stick with it, life will eventually get around to rewarding me.
My MIT friend is not a Troll - but he is close to the people who run bonsaikitten.com.
Not to stop your momentum, but I ALWAYS post at -1 due to certain bad karma decisions made in the past.
Hey, guess what?
I am one day away from dropping out of college and I am sitting posting to invisible people at slashdot too.
You know what?
I feel a lot better now that I know I am either going to make a better effort or I am going to stop this charade. The simple act of making a decision has really opened my eyes, and if I need to stop college so I can be a lot more sane then I will do that, damn all those who frown upon it.
I went to class on Friday and felt so terrible that I have a hard time remembering being there at all. I have three tests that I have not yet studied for. You know what? Either I do or I don't. No big deal. I can live with my parents or I can get a shitty job for a while or I can buck up tomorrow and study my ass off.
I guess what I am saying is that you have to wonder if you REALLY NEED A GIRLFRIEND or not. Are you actually interested in another person, or are you just reading magazines that tell you that you should be. Having a girlfriend takes a lot more effort, and it can get you dug in even deeper. Maybe you are socially inept. Hell, I sure am, but I don't give a shit about finding a girlfriend because 99% of people annoy the shit out of me.
Find out what you absolutely have to do and then do it. Even if it is extreme in every way. My friend at MIT is getting a sex change, god bless him.
Buck up, lyrics guy. At least you amuse people. And if you don't want to, it's not like the people at slashdot will get angry. Take up whittling. Make a chair. Just search for something you love.
penis.
cotton crop of kings
slaves whipped with white man laughing
industry from graves
fur shorn electrically
cyborg sheep give metal wool
what do androids dream?
HAIKU
silent falling rain
flailing arms in crystal pool
hypothermia
HAIKU
Screw that shit, wherez my fucking lyrics????
and some waffles.
Take off your shroud of +1 anonymous, you AC!
Glory in all that is AUTHORED TROLLING!
go legit, make an amusing username
mine is Mayor McPenisman;
I rule the penisland.
Amuse all those who would never admit that trolling is amusing.
Maimi Vice?
I think so.
Alf?
Yup.
What dp we have now? Everyone loves Raymond? No dice, man.
Sitcoms of the 90's and 2000's suck ass. Three's Company, Who's the Boss and so on!
Just a public service announcement.