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  1. Re:Challenger on Examples of Programming Gone Wrong? · · Score: 2

    Actually, it was more a case of bad presentation skills. Check out Edward Tufte's "Visual Explanations" for a complete rundown, but basically, IIRC, one guy (or group) knew of the danger and spoke up about it. His supervisors said "Okay, write me a report detailing excactly why we should delay the launch." He did, and it was a very confusing report. So they went on with it, and, well, you know the rest.

  2. Re:Mac porn sucks. on When Mac Freaks Congregate · · Score: 5, Funny

    Waitaminnit. Unix can't have sex!

    Sorry, couldn't resist.

  3. Shh! on Studios, RIAA Warn CEOs On File Trading · · Score: 2

    Next thing you know, people'll be typing out the full name of V****mort.

  4. Re:It LOOKS good... on New Starcraft: Ghost Trailers · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It probably plays something like Bungie's "Oni," which was really fun. Except it looks even cooler. One thing I loved about Oni (and warcraft III, too) is that the models were somewhat blocky, but at the same time really fluid and beautiful. They moved like a real person (or a real cartoon), and were nicely proportioned. It looks like Starcraft:Ghost will be no different. This is where Everquest fails for me. Their models are like robots from the '50s.

    And kudos to Blizzard for releasing it on all consoles at once. Now if only they'd make a PC version. Not likely, esp. considering the fact that my definition of PC specifies to "Mac."

  5. Re:Simpsons on The Case of the Missing Rocket Belt · · Score: 2

    I have the missing 3rd rocket belt. I traded it for an extension cord. *shrug* He was ragging on it.

  6. It's you on Dinosaur Mummy Found · · Score: 3, Informative

    Paul Sereno, for instance, has led expeditions into places like Niger, Morocco and Patagonia. The politics add an extra variable which makes it a pain in the ass to dig in another country, some countries more than others, so most American palentologists stay here. Also, it's a bitch to transport the fossils long distances after they're dug up. There's plenty of stuff to find here, so it's not really a problem.

    They were definitely not predominantly here.

  7. Re:FreeTools? on ProTools for Mac OS X Released · · Score: 3, Informative

    Um, gee, you mean something like ProTools Free? (free as in beer, not freedom)

  8. Upgrade path? on ProTools for Mac OS X Released · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The article doesn't mention if you'll be able to upgrade from 5.x or you have to buy a full version of 6. If it's the latter, I'll probably just wait till my next Digi audio interface purchase and get it for free. I'd assume they'd let you upgrade for $99 (like in the past), but after Apple's crap with 10.2, I'm feeling very jaded.

    Which brings me to another point--will it require 10.2? I know other audio programs do, and I hear that 10.2 handles audio in a radically different (and much better) way. One of the key points about 10.2 is that you're supposed to be able to use any audio hardware with any other audio software (or did I hear wrong?). If this means I'll be able to use Pro Tools with a MOTU firewire interface, I'll be very happy.

  9. Why not? on Ready, Steady, Evolve · · Score: 2

    Why is it so hard for anyone to imagine that God created life to be capable of evolution? I mean, it's not like the bible says "Then God created the bombardier beetle, fully capable of farting acid."

  10. Re:Uhhh on Qatsi Trilogy to be Completed · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    In related news, Reggio and Glass have released the titles of their next trilogy. They are "fdnsmialfds," "jskdl;nairesa," and "fdksla;jfneainwiwie."

  11. Re:surround sound? on Microsoft's Vision Of Future Workplaces · · Score: 2

    Hell, I had surround sound at my old office years ago:

    "IAN!"
    "WHAT?"
    "I CAN'T CONNECT TO THE INTERNET!"
    "I KNOW, I'M WORKING ON IT!"
    "OKAY, GIVE ME A YELL WHEN YOU'RE DONE!"
    "WILL DO!"

    oh jeez. I got the stupid lameness filter. Yes, I know it's like yelling, that's the point!

  12. not really suprising on Why Software Piracy is Good for Microsoft · · Score: 5, Funny

    from the article: A print campaign, featuring such performers as Eminem, Madonna, Missy Elliott, Elton John and Luciano Pavarotti

    Pavarotti is quoted to have said "Downloading music is wrong, because it's virtual. You're not getting the real thing. You're using technology to circumvent actually paying for it; you're taking the easy way out... Lip-synching a concert however, is perfectly okay; there's nothing wrong with that, the audience can't tell anyway, ...*sigh*... yes, I'm a tool."

    Elton John on the matter: "Um, I really really need you're money since I'm WAY in debt, no, I didn't get screwed by my label, at least I don't think so, I was kinda high all the time."
    "Elton, you spent $40,000 a month on flowers."
    "They were pretty..."

    disclaimer: don't know if it was exactly $40k, but it was some insane amount like that.

  13. bad test methods on Flirting With Mac OS X · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The article doing the comparison only does the comparison ripping mp3s from a CD. This introduces foreign variables, the most important being CD drive performance (the combo drive may be slower than the DVD one). The author would have done better doing a standard "Photoshop: see how long it takes to gaussian blur a 300mb file" benchmark. His results are therefore pretty much useless.

  14. What consumers want on State of Online Music: RIAA's Efforts Paying Off · · Score: 3, Interesting

    We want a napster that you DON'T pay for. We want to get lots and lots of music for free. Also, we want to, in the midst of all this, buy lots of CDs. In fact, we want to buy CDs more when we can download music for free. Why? Beats the hell out of me. But Napster in its prime was a win-win situation--record sales were at their highest ever, while people listened to more music than ever--and it might not be a bad idea to go back to it and wait until it breaks until we try to fix it.

    As a consumer, I DON'T want to pay for mp3s. Maybe I'm being a luddite, but I have a problem paying money for something I can't hold in my hand, even software. Maybe it might be different if I was able to download CD-quality audio, but I think I'd still rather buy a CD. I like flipping through the booklet while I listen to the music. I like getting stickers and posters and stuff with it, and I'll buy a CD with well-designed packaging over a thousand downloads any day. It's too bad labels just get cheaper and cheaper. Oh well--the CDs I sell will always be fun to look at (not to mention listen to); I guess that's the most I can do, outside of becoming a media mogul and dictating good design, thereby sacrificing the bottom line and getting fired.

  15. Security through obscurity on Ballmer: "We'll Outsmart Open Source" · · Score: 5, Funny

    from the article: While Ballmer stopped short of advocating Microsoft's old "security through obscurity" policy, he pointed out that publicly posting bug fixes often prompted attacks. "The hacker waits till a fix is posted, then writes an attack and sends it out," he said. Such attacks are based on information in the fix.

    In related news, I've noticed that the more dishes I clean, there more there are to get dirty, so if I don't do the dishes, then there won't be any clean ones to get dirty, and I'll be saved a lot of work.

  16. Screw pixels, I want to see stock options on 13.8MP Kodak Tops Previously Leaked Canon · · Score: 2

    However, the imaging characteristics of film and digital are just different;

    That's what I've been saying all along. For my money, digital cameras just won't compare to film until they can emulate various types of film stock. Just like I can get reverb, chorus and delay plug-ins for my audio editor, I'm not buying a digital camera until I can get (or it comes with) different plug-ins like "cheap polaroid" or "Tri-X" or whatever that all react to light (and specifically shadows and very bright light) and reproduce colors in the same way that those film stocks do.

  17. Yeah that's really racist on DRM: How To Boil A Frog · · Score: 3, Funny

    Here, let me clean it up for you, Clean Flicks style:

    You're so right. That's exactly how slavery got started. First, the [caucasian-american] landowners would be like "Hey [Booker], would you mind getting me a [malt beverage], as long as you're up?" And of course, the [locationally-challenged african-american] people were kind and good-hearted, so they'd be like "[I gleefully acquiesce]!" But then [caucasian-americans] got too used to the idea. Pretty soon, they wouldn't even ask, they'd go "I'm thirrrrsty, hint hint," and their [locationally-challenged african-american] friends would go "Yeah, yeah, I'll get you a [malt beverage]." Before long, they were allowed to [wet-noodle lash] them and [have lain with] their [mutually-agreed-to-upon life partners]. So beware! If we don't nip this in the bud, soon your [mutually-agreed-to-upon life partner] will be ripe with the [love] child of a Microsoft exec, and you'll be singing [a popular work song] as you program in his cubicle farms.

    Or you could just not install the software, you [frame-challenged door].

  18. Re:DRM is the slavery of today qjkx on DRM: How To Boil A Frog · · Score: 5, Funny

    You're so right. That's exactly how slavery got started. First, the white landowners would be like "Hey Bukka, would you mind getting be a beer, as long as you're up?" And of course, the black people were kind and good-hearted, so they'd be like "Sho' nuff!" But then whites got too used to the idea. Pretty soon, they wouldn't even ask, they'd go "I'm thirrrrsty, hint hint," and their black friends would go "Yeah, yeah, I'll get you a beer." Before long, they were allowed to whip them into submission and fuck their wives. So beware! If we don't nip this in the bud, soon your wife will be ripe with the bastard child of a Microsoft exec, and you'll be singing "No more, my Lord" as you program in his cubicle farms.

    Or you could just not install the software, you knob.

  19. The Other Question is... on Directors Counter-Sue Movie Bowdlerizing Company · · Score: 2

    Will they edit out the offensive scenes in Lucas films, i.e. anything with Jar-Jar in it? That'd be worth renting.

    Hmmm, Clean Flick isn't so bad. Now I can watch "A Clockwork Orange," "Scarface," "Caligula" and "Platoon" in under half an hour.

  20. Re:Last Week on Slashback: Bugfixed, Attribution, Atkins · · Score: 1

    Wow, good for you. Make sure to take it easy though, and good luck!

  21. ULTRA BRAND NEW�The Gold Star Diet! on Slashback: Bugfixed, Attribution, Atkins · · Score: 3, Funny

    Are you overweight, and lack the motivation to get some exercise? Have you tried all the other diets out there, and none of them seem to work? Do you get jealous when you see pictures of Ethiopians and Auschwitz prisoners? Do you think to yourself "if only I was oppressed, I could finally look like a supermodel, like I've always wanted?"

    Well have I got the diet for you! It's called "The Gold Star Diet." Here's how it works: for just $2999.95/month, you get a personal trainer to follow you around all day, not allowing you to eat anything but stale bread crusts and moldy soup! He'll curse at you, strip you naked, shave your head, and call you by a number! Pretty soon, you'll lose all your self-respect! That is, if you're one of the few who starts out this diet with any. But that's not all! You also get 14 free mirrors to hang up around your house, so you'll never forget how imperfect you are!


    Sickening.

  22. There's no way that can be good for you on Slashback: Bugfixed, Attribution, Atkins · · Score: 4, Informative

    That's like 20 lbs a month. IANANutritionalist, but I hear that losing more than 10 lbs a month is too much of a shock to your system.

    Think about it--you can just stop eating and lose 41 lbs in a couple weeks. It doesn't make it healthy. You should really see your doctor and make sure everything's going okay.

  23. obligatory simpsons reference on High-Speed Burning Could Harm Pioneer Combo Drives · · Score: 2

    Homer: And this perpetual motion machine she made today is a joke! It just keeps going faster and faster. Lisa! In this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics!

  24. Socks. on HOWTO: Spend A Billion Dollars · · Score: 2

    Lots of socks. Enough so that I could put on a fresh new pair every morning. Every night, I'd throw the used pair in a big bag which I'd give to the Salvation Army every so often, so the bums would all have warm feet, wearing bright white (barely used) socks.

  25. obligatory mst3k reference on Bon Jovi Tries New Approach To Fight Piracy · · Score: 2

    Reminds me of a bit in an episode of Mystery Science Theatre 3000:

    (Joel is standing by huge array of keyboards, Crow enters, holding sandwich)

    Joel: Oh, hiya, Crow...
    Crow: Oh hi, whatcha doing?
    Joel: Oh, we were just inspired by the cool New Age music of this movie, so we decided to use the Wall O' Keyboards to make our own great new New Age music, you wanna help?
    Crow: Sure, uh, what can I do?
    Joel: Well, I could teach you how to play the keyboards
    Crow: Will it take long?
    Joel: No, of course not, come on over here. Here, check this out, okay, put your hand over here.
    Crow: Okay.
    Joel: Put your finger down, see?
    Crow: Like that? (puts finger on a random key, a single note is heard) Oh!
    Joel: Yeah, you're playing a New Age chord now, okay? Just like Yanni. Alright now, put another finger down.
    Crow: Okay. (presses another random key, a second note plays with first one, and persists throughout the rest of the scene)
    Joel: See, now you're playing a Yanni lick, now hold it down for an hour...
    Crow: Yeah?
    Joel: Now hold it down...until you get a record contract from Windham Hill!
    Crow: OH, hey cool! Servo, check it out, it's my new New Age Yanni lick! Uh, Joel, hold down my new New Age Yanni lick, I gotta put my sandwich down.
    Joel: Okay, got it. (holds it)
    Crow: This music's kind of dull, isn't it?
    Joel: Yeah, but it's a good way to make a lot of money without a big initial investment. (lights dim, 'music' swells, Cambot zooms in on Tom Servo)
    Tom: (clears throat loudly) Okay... (in laid back DJ voice) And now, 'Music From Some Guys In Space.' Tonight on 'Music From Some Guys In Space,' more fine new New Age music and sounds from super-progressive Bay Area New Age keyboardist, Joel Robinson. Joel will be accompanied on the Wall O' Keyboards by veteran minimalist Crow T. Robot. We invite you to sit back and enjoy more repetitive New Age music, as we cruise the spaceways. Come along, fellow travelers, and enjoy 'Music...From...Some Guys...In Space.