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  1. Re:"common office implement" on California Testers Find Flaws In Voting Machines · · Score: 1

    Could well be!

    In which case, that would probably work on the UK's previous stock of nuclear weapons too.

    See:

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/programmes/newsnight/7097101.stm

    Why are we still allowed to buy these dangerous biros?

    Jolyon

  2. "common office implement" on California Testers Find Flaws In Voting Machines · · Score: 3, Funny

    Do they really think this sounds more impressive than "paperclip" ?

    Jolyon

  3. Give us the List of Companies involved on Facebook Users Complain of New Ad-Based Tracking · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Ok, Facebook do appear to have been doing something very stupid here, but let's get a list of all the vendors involved. Can we not have a list of all the vendors (Amazon and the like) who are happy to release your private sales information to a third party without your express permission?

    I think it would be very important to promote a list of online retailers who it's NOT safe to shop with. Ignore the fact that Facebook are showing the information where they shouldn't be, the retailers who are offering the information out in the first place are the ones to really be angry with.

    And if it isn't in cooperation, and there's some kind of stealth applet in the browser (as it sounds like there might be) listening in on third-party site traffic then that sounds like either a browser security hole (which should be patched) or some kind of malware that should be removed from systems.

    Unless, this is just some overblown incident of user stupidity where they are telling facebook more than they should be. I haven't seen the thing in action myself.

    Jolyon

  4. Stop! on Vote To Eliminate Leap Seconds · · Score: 1

    Hammertime?

  5. iPod Touch on Is Apple Tracking iPhone Users Through IMEI? · · Score: 4, Funny

    Of course, if I happened to be running the Stocks and Weather applications on my iPod Touch it wouldn't have an IMEI number to send, would it? Not that I am running those applications on my ipod, because that of course isn't allowed.

    Jolyon

  6. Write-only database? on Slashdot's Setup, Part 1- Hardware · · Score: 4, Funny

    That sounds useful! I use /dev/null as a write-only database. Very efficient.

    Jolyon

  7. Avoiding the problem on 'Hybrid' HDD Technology To Allow Data Access Without Booting · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This seems like an excellent way of avoiding attention to the real problem - why a modern OS takes so long to boot.

    Jolyon

  8. how about .slash? on .Asia Internet Domain Launched · · Score: 1

    Then we could have http://slashdot.slash/

    Jolyon

  9. Mad as heck on Class-Action Lawsuit Over iPhone Locking? · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well, if people are only as mad as "heck" then it shouldn't be a big worry for Jobs. Once they get as "mad as hell" perhaps he'll change his mind.

    Seriously, any blogger who can't use the word 'hell' in their blog and feels obliged to tone it down loses serious respectpoints from me.

    Jolyon

  10. Re:Isn't it obvious? on Google Pack Adds StarOffice · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Either that or some kind of favour for a favour. And exactly what that involves I really don't want to know.

    Jolyon

  11. Re:Classic case of trade mark infringment. on American Red Cross Sued For Using a Red Cross · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Interesting, and possibly very valid in knocking-down J&J's trademark symbol. However, wouldn't the same thing prevent the ARC from licencing the logo for commercial use to others?

    Jolyon

  12. 1946 World War II ? on In Australia, An Ebay Sale is a Sale · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Well, I know that Australia are ahead of us because of the time difference, but this is ridiculous!

    Jolyon

  13. Re:What if a cashier messes up? on Our ATM Is Broken, Go To Jail · · Score: 1

    What you did is what every normal and well-brought-up person should do. Now, I can't deny that if someone is being a complete asshat to me and they make a similar mistake, I'd be sorely tempted to not point out their error. But in general, behave to others as you'd expect them to behave to you.

    So... you didn't do anything wrong, but you could probably do with finding new friends. Friends who think like that are (in my experience) usually just users.

    Jolyon

  14. Voldemort: "No Harry, I AM your father" on Deathly Hallows / OOTP Movie Discussion · · Score: 4, Funny

    Or something like that.
     
    Jolyon

  15. And how exactly is this news? on Google to Unite Mapping Mashups · · Score: 2, Informative

    This was announced at the Google Developer Day back in May, and has been pretty much public knowledge since then.

    Jolyon

  16. I renamed it already... on Instrumented GIMP To Identify Usability Flaws · · Score: 1

    When I talk to "normal" people and mention GIMP, I'm always careful to call it the "GNU IMP graphics software". It is, otherwise, one of the most ridiculous names in modern software.
     
    Jolyon

  17. Re:How much do you want to bet... on Google Maps Shows Chinese Nuclear Sub Prototype · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Um...

    Having a deterrent is pretty pointless unless everyone knows that you have it. I'm sure they wouldn't have left this boat out in the open unless it was their intention for people to see it.

    Jolyon

  18. More information... on 'Kryptonite' Discovered in Serbian Mine · · Score: 4, Informative

    The real mineral is called "Jadarite", or at least it will be officially when it's published later this year. At the moment it has the official memorable name of "IMA2006-036" - but as the name "Jadarite" has leaked out onto the internet already, there's no big surprise about the forthcoming announcement. In fact these leaks on the internet pushed the Natural History Museum to release this press release now.

    More information about Jadarite at: http://www.mindat.org/min-31570.html
     
    Jolyon

  19. Missed opportunity on USPS Announces Star Wars Stamp Set · · Score: 4, Funny

    Why on earth couldn't they have launched them on May 4th.

    Jolyon

  20. Oh no! Now we'll never get to see... on 'Gates for President' Group Gives Up · · Score: 1

    The Constitution Service Pack 1

  21. Use of a Laser Pointing Device to exercise cats on Become the Fifth Space Tourist · · Score: 1

    Truly the most innovative patent of all time.

    Jolyon

  22. Time Travel Patents on Alan Cox Files Patent For DRM · · Score: 3, Funny

    Seems like the following patent application may be more suitable for stopping DRM

    http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Time_Travel_Patents

    Jolyon

  23. The Curious Case of the Magic SCSI Clock on What Bizarre IT Setups Have You Seen? · · Score: 5, Funny

    A while ago I ran an Amiga software development company. Our designer (Mark) had an Amiga 4000 with various external SCSI devices running off a notoriously unreliable Commodore A4091 SCSI card.

    I went to his desk once trying to access a file on his external drives, and I kept getting disk errors. I called him over, and he said "Oh! That disk won't work unless you open up the system clock and resize it to this kind of size, and put it on the screen here". He opened the old analogue-face clock program that came with the amiga, resized it to about 200 pixels square, and stuck it in the top right of his screen.

    I stood there smiling. He was, after all, a designer.

    The file opened fine though after he did that.

    I did some messing around on his machine afterwards. I was convinced there was some kind of obscure problem that we were missing - incorrect termination or bad cables maybe. I put the clock incident down to coincidence.

    I could find nothing else wrong - but I still couldn't access the disk. So, I opened the clock application. I tried it on one side of the screen. File would not open. Moved it to the top right corner. The file opened. I did this about ten times as I couldn't believe the results myself. Every time I had the clock in the top right corner, the external SCSI disk behaved itself. I tried different applications, none of them worked in the same way - it had to be the clock.

    I was completely spooked by the whole thing, and decided this was something sent by the Gods of SCSI to taunt me. The logical side of my mind believes that it is probably some obscure DMA issue, the rest of my mind believes the machine was possessed.

    The thing I was never able to figure out was how Mark discovered the SCSI-healing properties of the Magic Amiga Clock and why he felt it was perfectly normal behaviour for his machine!

    Jolyon

  24. Re:WTF on The NSFW HTML Attribute · · Score: 2, Funny

    WTF!

  25. WTF on The NSFW HTML Attribute · · Score: 4, Funny

    Much of the content I see on the web would be better tagged with a 'WTF' tag.

    Jolyon