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  1. I've summed it up nicely... on No Anti-Virus in Vista · · Score: 1
    "Second, Vista has a number of big new features:"

    - *BSD
    - Mac OS X
    - Mac OS X
    - UNIX/Linux
    - UNIX/Linux
    - Linux/*BSD
    - All Of The Above
    - Mac OS X/X11
    - Teh Suck
    - Same As Above
    - Not A Problem On Non-Windows Platforms
    - Mac OS X
    - Whoopie
    - Weeelllllcccoooommmmmeee To The Ffffuuuttttuuuurrrreee!
    - Mac OS X
    - UNIX
    - HOORAY!
    - Mac OS X

    I can't wait! On, I guess I can...

  2. Re:One massive advantage Google has... on Google to Compete with iTunes? · · Score: 1
    "Since Google are the kings of search, they know exactly how much demand there is for EVERYTHING. They can sift through their data and see what markets have a huge demand and then dominate them. I wouldn't be surprised if in a few years Google entered new markets that had nothing to do with technology and surprised everyone with massive sales, all because they can read the minds of millions of people and know what they need and want in a way that no marketing company could ever even dream of."

    I'm excited by this potential. Google's getting into the porn business!

  3. Ok, since... on Microsoft Ends Windows Media Player on the Mac · · Score: -1, Flamebait
    "Like any other company, we have business priorities. Our focus really is in delivering the best experience to Windows customers. "

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    *blue screen*

  4. Re:Stupid name on MacWorld Keynote Announces x86 iMac & Laptop · · Score: 1
    "it looks like they split the USB ports between the two sides of the laptop. That's just not cool."

    Yeah! Fuck those people who are left handed! They should plug their mouse or tablet on the right side, just like everyone else!

  5. Something I really like... on MacWorld Keynote Announces x86 iMac & Laptop · · Score: 5, Interesting
    From Apple's site:

    Power Up With MagSafe

    The new power adapter with MagSafe connector is designed to magnetically guide your cord into place and disconnect smoothly if someone (else) trips over it.

    ---

    I think that's awesome. I can't tell you how many times I've grabbed my PowerBook thinking it wasn't plugged in, only to have the chord yanked out, or worse, have the laptop almost pulled out of my hands.

  6. Re:Exciting on KDE 4 to Support Apple Dashboard Widgets · · Score: 2, Funny
    "[...] there are probably a lot of people in the Linux community that will write new Widgets that haven't been thought of (or thought necessary)"

    I can't wait to download the 324 widgets that will allow me to control XMMS, each just a little bit different from the last.

  7. Re:A possible merge in store, perhaps? on KDE 4 to Support Apple Dashboard Widgets · · Score: 1
    "Dashboard may be the most popular implementation, but it was hardly [wikipedia.org] the first [wikipedia.org] to exist."

    O RLY?

    System 6, released back in 1985 seemed to have some very neat desktop accessory applications. Creepy, huh?

  8. Re:Violent Video games on Indiana Tries to Pass Game Law Again · · Score: 1
    "lol, like a video game could really prepare you for sweating to death inside an APC..."

    Well, playing the game in your parent's basement during the summertime...

  9. I'd love to read those emails... on National Archives' Digital Woes · · Score: 4, Funny
    "The National Archives [...] will have to handle roughly 100 million emails from the Bush White House, up from 32 million during the Clinton years"

    I'd love to read those emails, seeing as how we've gone from:

    From: bclinton@whitehouse.gov
    To: hclinton@whitehouse.giv
    CC: agore@whitehouse.gov; tgore@whitehouse.gov; monica04329@yahoo.com; ltripp@weightwatchers.com;
    Subject: omglol, you got to get me some of these!

    I want these for Christmas! http://www.big-fat-cigars.com/



    To something along the lines of:

    From: gbushjr@whitehouse.gov
    To: dickc@whitehouse.giv
    CC: crice@whitehouse.gov; jbush@whitehouse.gov; lbush@whitehouse.gov; urnotapuppet@gmail.com; osamab@msn.com; cpowell@hotmail.com;
    Subject: Are they for real? Can we attack them too?

    Subject sayz it all, any toughts Dick? I think we can git `em.

    > DYKE BOURDER OIL SERVIES
    > OFFER FOR SALE OF NIGERIAN CRUDE OIL
    >
    > Dear Sir,
    >
    > I am President of blah blah blah...

  10. 9.45 million users... on P2P Population Growing Again · · Score: 4, Funny
    "At 9.45 million users, it is only slightly below its greatest height of 9.6 million users in August."

    I hate being the one asking, but, I gotta wonder...

    How many trillions of megabytes is that, in porn?

  11. Re:Not good. on Conducting a Unix Desktop Usability Study? · · Score: 1
    "No. All she is "testing" there is how closely the desktop they're being "tested" on resembles the one they're used to."

    [...]

    "So, to send email ... where's Outlook? Where's Email? What's this "Evolution" thing? That doesn't sound like email. Maybe if I open all the apps I can find, I'll click on the right one."

    So, she's testing the... usability of the system? I fail to see how my comments weren't valid.

  12. My advice? on Conducting a Unix Desktop Usability Study? · · Score: 5, Insightful
    "I have been called to help, as a long time GNU/Linux desktop user."

    My advice? Don't have someone who's been a long time GNU/Linux user assisting her. Chances are, you're fond of either KDE or Gnome. Before the study has even started, I'm alarmed by potential bias. Let her do the study on her own, gather the facts and come up with her own conclusion. Isn't that what Ph.D.'s do?

    "[...] while I provided her a number of links on background information and previous usability studies on both DE, and advised her to subscribe to relevant mailing lists of both projects."

    To me, the study is already flawed. You've dropped a load of information onto her lap, while a complete "newbie" doesn't have that same luxury. How can a usability study be unbiased in this manner? Who's to say you didn't provide her with REALLY good links to KDE information, while giving half-assed links to Gnome?

  13. Re:ESR such a dolt on The 2005 IT Year In Quotes · · Score: 2, Funny
    "OK, mod this down... Eric Raymond is the biggest f*cking prick I've ever met. Microsoft's worst nightmare? I doubt Bill Gates is sitting at home having nightmares about the arrogant gasbag that is ESR. I met him a couple times so far. Each time he was condescending and rude."

    Yes, but did he pass the geek smell test? That's my litmus for nerdery. If he has that 3-day-old smell of farted burritos and stale Cheetos, he get my nod of approval. Otherwise, pfft, you're completely right.

  14. Re:Rare to get such honesty these days. on The 2005 IT Year In Quotes · · Score: 3, Insightful
    "In our flash business, we had an awful quarter. ... It makes me puke to lose US$39 million." -- Hector Ruiz, chairman, president and CEO of Advanced Micro Devices Inc., clearly not a happy man. is my fav.

    It is rare to get such honesty these days."

    That's not honesty. That's a CEO kissing ass, hoping the board won't fire him. An honest CEO would explain in detail why that division lost so much money, why it was his fault, and how he would rectify the issue.

  15. My 2005 IT Quote of the Year on The 2005 IT Year In Quotes · · Score: 5, Funny
    Secretary sitting outside Balmer's Office...

    *sound of chair hitting the wall*

    "What the FUCK was that?"

  16. I posted this a few years ago (circa 2000), and... on OpenOffice Illustrates Open Source's Limitations? · · Score: 1
    I posted this a few years ago somewhere, and I think it still holds true. Flame me or whatever, I could not care less.

    I'll take a stab at it...

    Linux isn't truly innovative. The open source community, brilliant as they are, can not make Linux usable for the desktop. What's that saying? You can't polish a turd? They refuse to accept that Linux will never become "prime time," not for lack of ability (it can be a very usable desktop), but because everything open source programmers produce is already available on other operating systems. There's nothing to drive normal desktop users to another OS. But, it's free! So? My friend's copy of XP came free with his computer! No, it didn't, he paid for it, but that's how he perceives it.

    No one really cares if they can get an application for free. It might be nearly as good, you get the source code, and it doesn't cost you a dime! Big deal. Honestly, how much source code have you gone through on a Linux machine? I ran it for nearly 4 years and I barely looked at it. Why? Because it worked, and I didn't want to bother with it. That, unfortunately, is how 90% of the public probably feels.

    Do you think your parents care if they get source code? NO! Computer illiterate users just want to set up the machine, plug it in, turn it on, and have it work. Are they going to recompile a new kernel? My parents rely on the fact that when they go out to a store and see a program they like, they buy it, go back home and install it on their Windows machine _and it works_ (though sometimes I still get phone calls). If they're having trouble with following a printed manual (which essentially tells you to run D:\setup.exe), how are they going to handle apt-get, rpm's, or other such nonsense?

    Linux has no definitive direction. While the Linux movement continues to grow, no single source can say "This is it, this is what we need. Move along X path to reach Y destination." Programmers add this feature and that feature, and while it's "cool" for them to add it, they never stop and think "Is this a feature that's really needed? Will this be good in the long term?" They are programmers, not CEO's or people who make business decisions that will make or break a company. Programmers are good at programming, not B2B sales, which could help Linux gain a foothold on the desktop market.

    Imagine building a house, only that you have an idea on what you want it to look like. Suddenly, your neighbor comes over and adds a door facing his house so it's easier for him to drop by. Then you neighbor from across the street lengthens your driveway. Someone else adds a skylight.

    You can correct everything that you don't like, but it's on your time.

    That's the Linux kernel. Great ideas, without a thought concerning repercussions.

  17. Re:Dang! on Music Should Be Heard But Not Understood · · Score: 1
    "Now I'll NEVER figure out what Kurt Cobain was saying!"

    Totally irrelevant, but when Cobain killed himself the music station where I lived at had a Nirvana "double shot" weekend, where they'd play two Nirvana songs back-to-back. With shotgun blasts going off in the background when the music started playing.

    How tacky.

    Still makes me chuckle.

  18. Re:The excuse I need. on Mac mini, Apple DVR? · · Score: 1
    >> "I also see MCE and some Linux solutions. The first is proprietary and the other two require work on my end to have something that both looks decent and might actually work."

    > "So you dismissed the TiVo because it's proprietary and yet would like a DVR from Apple? I seriously doubt whatever Apple releases will be any less proprietary than TiVo..."

    Re-read that first quoted sentence: "I also see MCE and some Linux solutions. The first is proprietary and the other two require work on my end to have something that both looks decent and might actually work."

    He was commenting about MCE being proprietary, not Tivo. Granted, I don't know how Apple could be less proprietary than the MCE solution, but Apple's DRM is fairly easy to strip away.

  19. Re:Conflict on Another Belated Microsoft Memo · · Score: 1
    "But with this web-based/AJAX thingies it is a bit a conflict of interest for Microsoft. MS desperately tries to jump onto the services band-wagon. But the truth is that their main revenue comes from shrink-wrapped software (like Windows or Office). They *try* to laverage that to other areas but they fail miserably."

    I had to respond because you bring up a really good point here. I don't have the original author's name, but someone on /. posted about software services a few years ago, comparing Apple to Microsoft:

    "Some columnist recently pointed out that Apple achieved in one stroke everything MS is trying to achieve with .NET, by announcing iCal and iSync last week at MacWorld. These two programs allow users of Mac OS 10.2 (Jaguar) to connect their PDAs, cell phones and desktop PIMs to a single database and publish them on the Internet, connect with the calendars of others, and resolve conflicts between the two.

    In other words, while Microsoft spent two years talking about Web services and technologies, Apple quietly went about actually building them into a program its users will want to use. Microsoft has been announcing and releasing software for other people to build these Web applications, but Apple decided to lead by example instead.

    No doubt the next release of Windows will include similar features, and of course they'll be more widely used than Apple's. But just think what might be happening right now if Microsoft had spent as much time creating Web applications for Windows XP as they did promoting them.

    If a person could synchronize their PocketPC to their MSN account and Outlook at the same time, then reconcile with all their coworkers' calendars and documents, without having to do anything more than press a button, Microsoft wouldn't need subscriptions to sell the next version of Office or Windows. Instead they settled for getting halfway there so that they could sell more copies of Exchange Server and keep PocketPCs as expensive as humanly possible."

    Look at how Microsoft is trying to compete with Google. Google search = Simple for the novice user, but jam-packed with options for power users who need more refinement. Microsoft has made a good attempt at implementing Google's simple search layout, but it's still not there. Take the damn drop-down menu:

    Google: Search for 'Killian's' -> Get web results. Click the Images link -> Get images of 'Killian's' Beer
    MSN: Search for 'Killian's' -> Get web results. Select drop down menu -> Images. Re-click Search -> Get images of 'Killian's' -> Note that every image is everything but the beer.

    I think Microsoft has a long way to go.

  20. Re:Best Way? on Best Way to Manage Geeks? · · Score: 2, Informative
    " The best way to manage geeks is with fences and cattle prods!"

    I'm not sure which is more frightening... The thought of using fences and cattle prods against pasty geeks, or the fact you got moderated as Informative.

    Is the tech sector really that cutthroat?

  21. Alliance Vs. Horde on Blizzcon Writeup · · Score: 2, Insightful
    "The horde's new race, Bloodelves were an incredibly polished race with a promising future in the overall WoW universe while the alliance were left with empty speculation as to what their race would be."

    So, kinda like an exact role-reversal from which the Horde is normally used to?

    /plays Horde
    /misses the "fit and polish" the Alliance side seems to take foregranted.

  22. Music on Apple Sells 1 Million Videos in Under 20 Days · · Score: 0, Redundant
    "Why am I willing to pay more for music than I would for video?"

    Just my opinion, but music has a MUCH higher replay value than videos or movies. I *love* the movie Se7en, but I only watch it once every 2 or 3 months. I listen to a bunch of the music I bought from the iTMS every day on my way to and from work.

  23. Re:Privacy on No Porn for You, iPod · · Score: 1
    "Here's what I don't get: who would watch porn on an iPod?"

    Hi. Are you a fucking human? People will watch porn on ANYTHING.

  24. First off... on No Porn for You, iPod · · Score: 4, Insightful
    "Fayling emphasized the pitfalls of combining a device designed for younger audiences with content they are prohibited from viewing."

    Let me be the first to say it, but... Get the FUCK outta here! This coming from the industry that exploits the 18 to 21 year old genre?

    Yeah, right....

  25. Re:Quick to the point on Firefox 1.0.7 Released · · Score: 2, Funny
    "...fits with yesterday's news about Mozilla foundation being more reactive to security fixes than M$."

    Which virus does this Mozilla release include?

    /rimshot - I keed, I keed