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Behind The "Work-At-Home" Street Spam Signs

Sabalon writes: "If you live almost anywhere in the U.S. then you have probably seen tons of the 'Make thousands working at home' signs tacked up almost everywhere. Cockeyed.com has an interesting story of one persons quest to uncover the source behind all this money just waiting to be made, the company behind it (or not behind it for legal reasons), and an oversaturated market." Spam, just another medium.

528 comments

  1. in email too by Toshito · · Score: 0, Redundant

    I receive a lot of these offers in my email, by users with Yahoo adresses...

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    1. Re:in email too by blibbleblobble · · Score: 3, Interesting

      That was one of the things I was considering (I write an email client) -- Is it worth deleting emails which claim to come from yahoo/hotmail, but don't contain yahoo/hotmail in the IP address of their last "received" header?

      I wonder how much spam actually travels through their SMTP servers, and how much of it just lists hotmail as a "From" address?

      It wouldn't surprise me if spammers actually opened yahpoo accounts just to send another bulkmail, but that would limit them to 3 per minute with yahoo advertising, so it would be easier for them to just send it via an open relay, and write "From bill.gates@msn.com" into the headers.

      Oh well, back to keyword filtering. "US Code 601"? Delete!

    2. Re:in email too by rschwa · · Score: 2, Offtopic
      My ISP runs a tweaked up version of SpamAssasin to great effect.

      I get a bunch of X-Spam fields tacked on to each email that evaluate its 'spamosity'
      For instance:
      X-Spam-Report: 28.5 hits, 6 required; * 1.0 -- Subject contains lots of white space * 4.0 -- Invalid Date: header (timezone does not exist) * 2.8 -- BODY: Uses a dotted-decimal IP address in URL * 1.2 -- BODY: Tells you how to stop further SPAM * 3.2 -- BODY: URL of page called "remove" * 1.3 -- BODY: "if you do not wish to receive any more" * -2.0 -- BODY: Contains a claim of copyright * 4.2 -- BODY: Asks you to click below * 2.0 -- BODY: Link to a URL containing "unsubscribe" * 1.1 -- BODY: Saved web page * 2.0 -- BODY: Image tag with an ID code to identify you * 1.6 -- BODY: Link to a URL containing "remove" * 2.0 -- Received via a relay in relays.osirusoft.com [RBL check: found 254.1.233.63.relays.osirusoft.com.] * 2.0 -- Received via a relay in relays.ordb.org [RBL check: found 2.48.70.194.relays.ordb.org.] * 2.1 -- Subject contains a unique ID number
  2. Also by RumGunner · · Score: 3, Funny

    While you're working at home, make sure to lose those extra, unsightly pounds! Burn the fat away!

    1. Re:Also by the+Man+in+Black · · Score: 3, Funny

      While you're working at home, make sure to lose those extra, unsightly pounds! Burn the fat away!

      And add 1-3 inches to your penis!

    2. Re:Also by connorbd · · Score: 3, Funny

      Because otherwise you won't be of interest to all those live nude wet teenage lesbo sluts.

      /Brian

    3. Re:Also by Stackis · · Score: 1
      While you're working at home, make sure to lose those extra, unsightly pounds! Burn the fat away!

      And add 1-3 inches to your penis!

      And don't forget...you can stay harder, longer if you try this!!!

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    4. Re:Also by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      You know those signs that say 'I lots 30 lbs! Free sample! 555-1212'?

      Just take a magic marker and add 'Of my fat!' after 'Free sample!'

    5. Re:Also by knewman_1971 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Actually, I'd love to make hundreds of thousands of dollars while working from home, shedding unsightly pounds, making my penis 2-3 inches longer, and popping cheap viagra that I ordered from Canada!

      Unfortunately, I'm too busy watching my bank account for the 1.2 million dollars the Nigerian ex-politician promised me in exchange for parking twenty million for a few weeks!

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    6. Re:Also by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And have your semen taste sweet!!!!

    7. Re:Also by Andreas+Rueckert · · Score: 1

      Since most of this spam comes from US companies, have you ever thought what kinda picture it leaves in other parts of the world?

    8. Re:Also by roman_mir · · Score: 2

      Who BTW. all are graduates of our on-line university. Don't miss the opportunity, get your own PHD, only 199.95

    9. Re:Also by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Rob Cockerham's website, Cockeyed.com, is now offline. It appears that his hosts were so unhappy with what our slashdotting did to their servers that they have (hopefully only temporarily!) taken his content offline. Is this our responsibility? Is there a way we can be a little more polite when this kind of thing catches our collective eye & imagination? What do we owe Rob, now that we've caused his site to be taken down for at least one full day?
      A Friend of Cockeyed.com

  3. Geez... by TheRealFixer · · Score: 1

    I was only 3 minutes behind the story being posted, and it's already dead. I would love to comment on it, but, well... you know.

    1. Re:Geez... by the_consumer · · Score: 5, Informative

      It's been cached in google.

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    2. Re:Geez... by HerringFlavoredFowl · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Ashame that page two isn't google cached ...

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    3. Re:Geez... by GreyPoopon · · Score: 1
      Ashame that page two isn't google cached ...

      I know. Drat! Now that I've read page one, I'm totally drooling. I've been wondering about this crap for year too, and I want to know the answer.

      BTW, I think we need a new mod_slashdot module for Apache that automatically detects the "slashdot" effect and starts serving up plain-text pages to minimize the problem. Anybody agree?

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      GreyPoopon
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      Why is it I can write insightful comments but can't come up with a clever signature?

    4. Re:Geez... by crow · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      While it might be nice for Slashdot to cache pages, there are copyright issues with doing that. Many sites would prefer people visit the real site (so as to preserve advertising revenue, preserve brand identity, and such).

      Also, Slashdot has enough trouble keeping up with its own bandwidth requirements.

    5. Re:Geez... by anti-snot · · Score: 1

      As long as the client sends the 'referer(sic)' in the header, you're golden.

    6. Re:Geez... by GreyPoopon · · Score: 1
      As long as the client sends the 'referer(sic)' in the header, you're golden.

      I think we could be a bit more simple. Just backfall to "slashdotted" mode whenever activity gets beyond a certain safety limit. Return to "normal" mode when activity falls. Obviously, this isn't for EVERYBODY, but in some cases it would be pretty helpful.

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      GreyPoopon
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    7. Re:Geez... by Hard_Code · · Score: 2

      Which I think calls for a new HTTP header or HTML tag:

      Slashdot-cachable: Yes

      or

      <meta http-equiv name="slashdot-cachable" content="yes">

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    8. Re:Geez... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about Slashdot selectively caching
      pages relevant to articles. Thus sparing
      low-bandwidth sites from the "slashdot effect".

      Editors could choose which pages to cache,
      when several pages would need to be cached
      for coherency.

  4. Not going to last... by squiggyD · · Score: 0

    Geez this page is already running slow even close to FP. Nothing like /.ing it to push it over the edge.

  5. what mystery? by macsox · · Score: 5, Funny

    here in the south bay, the 'make thousands from home' people appear to be paying people to put up thousands of 'lose 30 pounds in 30 days' signs.

    now those are a mystery.

    1. Re:what mystery? by istartedi · · Score: 5, Funny

      I have been meaning to post parody signs, but I'm too lazy to do it. I was going to post: "Lose 30 dollars in 30 days, gauranteed. Call 1-800-FAT-SCAM". Would somebody please do this for me?

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      For all intensive purposes, "whom" is no longer a word. That begs the question, "who cares"?
    2. Re:what mystery? by curunir · · Score: 5, Funny

      30 pounds is actually $43.16 at today's exchange rate...their scam is better.

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    3. Re:what mystery? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Those 30 days 3- pounds signs are due to a multi-level marketing company called herbalife - and the stuff they sell you (powdered nutrition and vitamins) is hardly worth what you pay for it.

      And, they don't treat their employees very well.

    4. Re:what mystery? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      when I'm back in Boston I'll do this. It'll look like this (a very small, unobtrusive ad):
      LOSE $30 IN 30 DAYS.
      GUARANTEED.
      How? Easy. Just steal this tiny ad, photocopy it 50 times, and glue up a copy whenever you pass a public location where it isn't already in sight. You don't need ANY experience, and you DON'T need to go out of your way. Just keep copies of this ad with you, and some glue, and within 30 days you'll have put up every copy, guaranteed.
      Then simply send a check for $30 with a postal address to:
      P.O. Box 118
      Boston, MA 02117
      Results are Guaranteed!

      Note: we do not endorse posting of bills in any location prohibited by law. Check with your local zoning authorities for where these ads may be placed.


      Obviously, it won't all be the same font-size, but you get the idea.

    5. Re:what mystery? by Falcula · · Score: 3, Funny

      Around here there are tons (heh) of handwritten signs posted on corners and at freeway offramps that say, "I lost 30 pounds".

      I've always wanted to go down a little farther and put up one that says "Found, 30 pounds. To claim email ....".

      But, alas, I also am too lazy.

    6. Re:what mystery? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No no no, you missed the point. You burn a lot of calories putting up all those signs, it's really a pyramid scheme. The people at the top put up signs and sell their "revolutionary" plan to the people below them who go put up more signs. The sad part is the people at the top eventually gain back all the weight they lost while the people at the bottom pay their money and lose the weight.

    7. Re:what mystery? by Brant · · Score: 1

      What gets me is the "free sample" part at the end of the spiel. I have this picture in my mind of receiving a sample of someone's excess fat in the mail. Yech.

      Brant

    8. Re:what mystery? by rEWDBOi · · Score: 1

      Herbalife? Isn't that another one of those Scientology companies?

  6. Work at home slashdotting hapless servers!!! by eyegor · · Score: 1

    Boy, it didn't take any time at all to slashdot
    that poor server.

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  7. If it sounds to good to be true by luccid · · Score: 1

    It probably is...

  8. ...not just in the US by Claric · · Score: 3, Interesting

    We get these in the UK.

    "Earn £300 a day working from home! Part time or full time!"

    I always think it's either telesales or some pyramid scheme. The latter seems more obvious.

    Claric

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    1. Re:...not just in the US by morcego · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Same is true for Brazil. They are everywhere. Street signs, newspapers, e-mail SPAM etc
      Looks like this is a worldwide problem.
      Looks like the article (I only managed to read the first page) draws the conclusing that it's only 1 company. It would be interesting to find out if it's this same one company that is doing it worldwide.

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      morcego
    2. Re:...not just in the US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A UK one I followed up on was an affiliate program.
      You call the number, the affiliate gets money.
      Go to the website and get a 'click here to enter'
      button with an affiliate ID'd redirector.
      They're just using internet tactics on people
      who don't know what the internet is (like AOLers and MSNers)

    3. Re:...not just in the US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Worse,

      It's AMWAY.

      Or Quixtar or whatever they're calling themselves now. Had a friend get roped into them a year ago, almost cost me their friendship because I wouldn't join, too. 6 Months later and almost $5000 poorer, she finally caught on.

    4. Re:...not just in the US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Brazilian spam is just too much, isn't it? I get tons of it each day - if it's not 'Fernandinha' wanting me to visit your pr0n site, it's some idiot trying to sell me a mail-list of 5 million Brazilian emails.

      I wish there was a law against it here - or the Comando Vermelho could somehow be persuaded that the Terceiro Comando is backing all spammers and they're all legitimate targets for an AR-15...

    5. Re:...not just in the US by Thnurg · · Score: 1

      At least the Herbalife affair involves a final product. Here's an example of a UK based scam I fell for a few years ago (before I had email and became a hardened spam cynic).
      I replied to a "work from home". It said you would earn by mailing envelopes (2 pounds per envelope). I figured I would receive a bundle of letters and envelopes and would be paid for stuffing and mailing them to the recipients. Oh how wrong.
      I replied by getting in touch with a guy from Gateshead. This resulted in an application form arriving from T.F. Race Associates in London. The form was accompanied with all the usual motivational bumpf, and very little in the way of explanation. In order to receive my "Getting Started" pack I had to send T.F. Race 15 pounds.
      Not a lot of money, so why not. When I received the pack I was deeply disappointed. It explained how to make your money. You had to advertise "work from home" wherever you could, and include your own phone number in the advertisement. Then, as people replied to the advertisements you sent their replies off to T.F. Race, and received 2 pounds per reply. T.F. Race would then receive 15 pounds for each of those replies that followed up by ordering the pack.
      It was basically a pyramid scheme, where the market could eventually get saturated and your 15 pounds investment would simply disappear. At least I am thankful that I learned a valuable lesson and that it only cost 15 pounds, rather than the 1000's of pounds that some people lose with such scams.

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  9. work at home by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    this is nothing more than a quasi-legal pyrmaid scheme, usually they use a corporation like
    Herbal life or amway as a front, they do direct mail campaigns with information booklets and videos which basically is just information on how to run the scheme, so it's legal in the sense that you are paying for the information but the information is so you can repeat the scheme..etc..etc.. so you sign up as a distributor for one of these corporate shield and
    buy some initial inventory, after that its stritcly direct-mail campain to recruit the next
    lemmings..

  10. i hate those signs. by hatrisc · · Score: 0, Redundant

    i really do.

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  11. site down, mirror by drDugan · · Score: 1, Informative

    http://bowser/workfromhome/workfromhome.html

    only first page, still trying to get second. index is on.

    1. Re:site down, mirror by drDugan · · Score: 4, Informative

      oops that is

      http://bowser.stanford.edu/workfromhome/workfromho me.html

      still nothing on second page -- does anyone else have it?

    2. Re:site down, mirror by costas · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I read the site a week ago. The end conclusion is that an MLM (Multi-Level Marketing) is behind all of this: Herbalife.

      The other interesting part of the story is that just today, a group of VCs bought out Herbalife which floundered after its founder OD'ed.

    3. Re:site down, mirror by bricriu · · Score: 5, Informative

      I have the 2nd page, no pics, at http://www.mindspring.com/~bencochran/wfh/workfrom home2.html

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      - Reakk, Sluggy Freelance

    4. Re:site down, mirror by JabberWokky · · Score: 5, Interesting
      Everybody keeps talking about the "fact" that there is no decent solution. I have one. Don't tear them down, don't spraypaint them. Help out the poor company.

      Print up a bunch of stickers that read something along the lines of "This sign is from a Herbalife distributor", and label them all. After all, they put the signs up, they should be properly credited (and fined). Do it long enough, and the company gets associated with the signs. Once that happens, the municipality can (and likely will, under the pressure of pissed off citizens who now know who they are upset with) go after Herbalife. Just because they aren't directly responsible doesn't mean they have no legal culpability, especially when a whole city goes after you.

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      Evan

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      "$30 for the One True Ring. $10 each additional ring!" -- JRR "Bob" Tolkien
    5. Re:site down, mirror by blibbleblobble · · Score: 2

      has cockeyed.com gone cock-eyed?

      "Damn annoyance, these school-mom drivers. If you all stopped driving, the road would be clear for me to drive."

    6. Re:site down, mirror by Golias · · Score: 2, Funny
      Better yet, take the signs down as you find them, label each one with a sticker saying "This Herbalife advertisement was posted illegally on the corner of [location] on [date]."

      Once you have gathered about 200 or so, get some billboard plaster and glue them all to the front of Herbalife's corporate headquarters. :)

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      Information wants to be anthropomorphized.

    7. Re:site down, mirror by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It would be easier to spend $20 or so to get a rubberstamp made with the words herbalife, their logo and their corporate phone number. Then just stamp each each one of those signs as you come across them. Be sure to use water-proof ink.

    8. Re:site down, mirror by geekoid · · Score: 3, Informative

      the problem is, each distributor is there own company. So I sell Herba products, but my company name may be abchealth co.
      Just like safeway caries hershy products. Should Hershy be fined if safeway uses a sales tactic you don't like?

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    9. Re:site down, mirror by TampaTim · · Score: 1

      But if you do that, make sure you are right. Call the number and see if it is one of the recordings that are described in the article. For all you know, in a particular community, there could be more than one company responsible for the signs.

    10. Re:site down, mirror by JabberWokky · · Score: 2
      Since I'm moving to Sac, I'll just contact the guy who wrote the article and get the list of numbers that go back to Herbalife. Yes, to do it right, you should seriously check your facts first. But since both acts are illegal, you could just throw on whatever you want. I'd be inclined to take the "high road" and make proper attribution.

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      Evan

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      "$30 for the One True Ring. $10 each additional ring!" -- JRR "Bob" Tolkien
    11. Re:site down, mirror by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      floundered? Care to elaborate?
      The stock price in the buyout was $19.95, which is $10 more than the stock price was the day before Mark Hughes' death in May 2000. Now, when a stock goes up, that would be an improvement, wouldn't it? Or perhaps I missed the day in Economy 101 when they showed us how rising stocks equate a floundering company... Which brings me to: How has the company floundered? With over $1.66 Billion in sales last year (down less than 6% due to fluctuations in foreign currency and less volume sold in Japan and India) the company is one of the biggest health and nutrition companies in the world, and one of the oldest, mind you. Remember, this is a 22 year old company with one of the fastest sales increases in corporate history. Their sales increased more than 1000% in less than 10 years. To top it off the company made a profit in it's first year, when it made $20 million in sales. Which modern company sees profit in it's first year... or even it's third year for that matter?

    12. Re:site down, mirror by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "you are a cultural slave" -- that is valid data.

  12. Spam indeed by connorbd · · Score: 2

    I always wondered about those signs myself, but I never really wanted to get involved enough to find out what the scam was. (In the same vein: Summer Jobs ($15/hr) postings of about the same level of specificity... another bit of weirdness I'd never trusted.

    You want a few more interesting things collected from around the Boston area: OBEY (www.obeygiant.com; turns out someone is making a fair amount of money off a weird Andre-the-Giant obsession), "Back the B.B." (before they actually started digging the Big Dig, someone from East Boston had a zillion of these signs on telephone poles promoting something called the Boston Bypass), and Groovasaurus (a local band with a large bumper sticker budget).

    /Brian

    1. Re:Spam indeed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you really that unaware of what the OBEY GIANT thing is really all about?

      He's been covered in nearly every media outlet already.

    2. Re:Spam indeed by connorbd · · Score: 2

      Yeah, it's old news (supposedly an experiment in culturejamming). I know. That wasn't quite my point, though.

      /Brian

    3. Re:Spam indeed by cetan · · Score: 1

      Ok, Andre The Giant has a posse has been around since his death. I don't think anyone's really making any money off of this. Though it is sad to see a cool sub-culture phenom turn into such a corporate-esce device.

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    4. Re:Spam indeed by hardcoredreamer · · Score: 1

      actually the 15 dollars a hour is usually cutco through vector marketing corp... though i sometimes made about 90 dollars a hour... the job required me to actually do work... so i quit

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    5. Re:Spam indeed by sapphire42 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, Those are Cutco signs. I sold it for a year, and then became an asst manager for awhile. It is actually one of those jobs that if you do the work, you get paid nicely. IF you are a good salesperson, or play the innocent college kid routine well. That's what I did. Getting 50% commission is sweet, but it isn't easy. My co-assistant manager sold the most during a summer in the 90's, and got a scholarship and made major bucks. BUT, it's not something I wanted to do for the rest of my life, even if the product is really good. It was good cash in college though.

    6. Re:Spam indeed by waldeaux · · Score: 2

      Don't forget my favorite: "Hi" a sticker with a simple cartoon drawing of
      a guy waving. They're numbered, so I supposed you can look around for
      the entire series! :-)

    7. Re:Spam indeed by jgerman · · Score: 2

      I believe most of those "Summer Jobs" signs are for student painters, at least around my area.

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    8. Re:Spam indeed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, I think the punk RISD artist who started that whole deal (the guy who runs obeygiant.com) does pretty well off the t-shirt sales and such. The cool thing is he's cool with DIY (open source t-shirts!) but he also sells a premium product.

    9. Re:Spam indeed by monkeyfamily · · Score: 1

      I know the guy who makes those. I'm not gonna tell his name, but the little waving guy is called Rutherford B. Have.

    10. Re:Spam indeed by Thu+Anon+Coward · · Score: 1

      Groovasaurus, huh? Every year at SXSW Music festival in Austin, one group puts bumper stickers in the local Entertainment mag and the Austin Chronicle. "Titty Bingo"

      took me a couple of years to figure it out since everybody would always cut off the text below that said "a rock 'n roll garage band"

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  13. I don't know about you... by red5 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I don't know about you,
    But every time I see these I make sure to take them all down and through them in the trash.
    I figure that if it's on public property and I'm a tax payer.
    I have a right to remove them if I see fit.
    Now if IBM got fined for the Love Peace Linux graffiti.
    I wonder what these guys get.

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    I know I'm going to hell, I'm just trying to get good seats.
    1. Re:I don't know about you... by fishebulb · · Score: 2

      i take them down too, if anyone ever stops me and asks about it, im picking up litter

    2. Re:I don't know about you... by andy@petdance.com · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Why don't you go burn some books afterwords to complete the day?

      Sure, if the books were left out in a public thoroughfare just like any other litter, I'd be perfectly glad to do that.

    3. Re:I don't know about you... by Carbonite · · Score: 1

      There's a difference here, a book's main purpose ins't to be posted all about town with the sole intention of bilking people out of their money.

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    4. Re:I don't know about you... by red5 · · Score: 2

      What's scary is that the first couple times I felt guilty like I was doing something wrong.
      Now I realize I am right and I rip them up very dramatically first so people can see.
      I haven't seen one in my area in a while I guess I scared them off.
      :)

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      I know I'm going to hell, I'm just trying to get good seats.
    5. Re:I don't know about you... by red5 · · Score: 1

      Well the difference here is books are art.
      Ads are shit trying to sell me more shit I dont wan't
      Paid for by people that have WAY more money then I'll ever have.
      So fuck them, And fuck you too.

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      I know I'm going to hell, I'm just trying to get good seats.
    6. Re:I don't know about you... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      In Dallas, there's a guy who spends his day driving around town with a Sharpie(tm) and a boxcutter.

      If he can cut the sign, he uses the boxcutter to chop off the last 4 digits of the phone number. If he can't cut it (it's glued on a metal post), he uses the Sharpie to mark over the last 4 digits.

      I cheer everytime I pass one of these chopped up/marked up signs.

      He only whacks the standards ("Lose Weight"/"Work from Home"). He leaves the "Lost Puppy" ads alone.

    7. Re:I don't know about you... by s20451 · · Score: 2

      There's actually proposed legislation in Toronto to ban postering on utility poles. I think this legislation, along with the sentiment in the parent post, is misplaced ... these people have a right to express themselves, and postering is a reasonable and non-destructive activity. It might be unsightly, but so are SUVs, and nobody's banning those, much as they richly deserve it.

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    8. Re:I don't know about you... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Its not about the message, it's about the format the message is delivered in. By just about anybody's standard these are litter, an eyesore and a nuisance, no better than graffiti. I am going to start to tear them down too.

      The tide of spam from all fronts is becoming incredible. When are more people going to stand up and fight this shit? I cant explain how frustrating it is that people are willing to pollute our environment and culture for "marketing" purposes.

      Die spammer scum. And take yer fucking signs with you.

    9. Re:I don't know about you... by MAJ+Rantage · · Score: 1

      Well if you can't tell the difference between the two....

      ...say, would you be interested in making some money, in the comfort of your own home?

    10. Re:I don't know about you... by Dexx · · Score: 1

      Here in Edmonton, there is an interesting solution. Along the Whyte Avenue area where there's tons of pedestrian traffic, there are specific posting poles. They're cut down telephone poles there specificly for the purpose of posting flyers/ads. There's also the new decorative lightposts that were put up that they've asked people to not post on. Actually seems to be working fairly well..

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    11. Re:I don't know about you... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fuck you. These are pollution. Where do they end up when they fall off the pole? In a gutter. Does the spammer come to pick them up? Of course not. Instead some poor swan or some fucking such ingests the plastic tie the sign was put up with.

      Spammers suck, the filth must stop .Get a real job, be productive. You trample on my human rights by making my environment unbearable to live in. This is not about capitalism or democracy it's about basic human rights and having a decent place to live in. The direction we're heading is towards living in a huge pile of spam and swill.

    12. Re:I don't know about you... by red5 · · Score: 2

      They have this in Ottawa.
      My dad told me about when he was a kid putting flyers on utility poles to promote his radio show.
      A cop stopped him and gave him a fine.
      I remember in Peterborough we had community boards where you could put up posters etc.
      I still think if you have the right to post it up I have the right to tear it down though and I don't mind using it either :)

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    13. Re:I don't know about you... by PD · · Score: 4, Funny

      Dianetics?

    14. Re:I don't know about you... by tps12 · · Score: 5, Funny
      Here in Edmonton, there is an interesting solution. Along the Whyte Avenue area where there's tons of pedestrian traffic, there are specific posting poles. They're cut down telephone poles there specificly for the purpose of posting flyers/ads. There's also the new decorative lightposts that were put up that they've asked people to not post on. Actually seems to be working fairly well..

      Cutting down the telephone poles did turn out to be a little short-sighted. It turns out that Edmonton businesses had relied heavily on communication, much of which took place over phone lines either as normal voice conversations or as Internet traffic.

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    15. Re:I don't know about you... by ?erosion · · Score: 1

      Rombuu trolls again!!

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    16. Re:I don't know about you... by red5 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      He didn't get modded up he used his plus one bonus.

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    17. Re:I don't know about you... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      An Edmontonian on Slashdot ... didn't know there were any. Go Oilers.

    18. Re:I don't know about you... by fishebulb · · Score: 2, Troll

      i personally havent seen any illegal ads for dianetics. Since I am reading the book now, i would be interested in seeing posted ads like that, tear them down and toss them out.

      and dianetics is a book that so called bilks you out of $8 (of course you are getting something material for that price), scientology on the other hand is just what you said.

      Its like claiming the Bible is bad because the KKK uses it. Or the koran is bad because extremist muslims use it.

    19. Re:I don't know about you... by trenton · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      Hey, it's not your opinion that counts. It's the mod's.

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    20. Re:I don't know about you... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      But every time I see these I make sure to take them all down and through them in the trash.

      Actually, I usually throw them in the trash...

    21. Re:I don't know about you... by red5 · · Score: 1

      Dam and I even used a sell checker :)
      I misspelled this post on purpose.

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    22. Re:I don't know about you... by Stoutlimb · · Score: 1

      I couldn't resist...

      "Go trappers!"

      Now to make this slightly on topic, I also work on whyte ave, and I think the cut down power poles are a great idea. I just saw a guy stapling some ad posters to one, and I noticed he was being very careful to only staple over expired concert flyers.

      Way to go Edmonton!!!

      Bork.

    23. Re:I don't know about you... by MindStalker · · Score: 1

      Hu? analogies are slightly wrong, the man who started Scientology wrote it, so a better analogy would be Mein Komf (spelling?) because Hitler wrote it.

    24. Re:I don't know about you... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... however, they did manage to solve their "telemarketing and SPAM" problems.

    25. Re:I don't know about you... by Ezel · · Score: 1

      The way you reason about public property and being a tax payer is the way EVERYONE ought to reason about advertisments.

      I figure that if it's in public space and I'm a paying coustumer, I have a right to remove them if I see fit.

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    26. Re:I don't know about you... by guinsu · · Score: 3, Interesting

      If only we could get people doing that to the signs all the damn politicians put up around election time.

    27. Re:I don't know about you... by NDPTAL85 · · Score: 1

      You know I really don't get all the fucking SUV hate mustered up by well geeks here. If someone wants an SUV lets just let them enjoy their purchase alright? Its not like they are cars that look like they are covered in wilderbeast hair or something and they aren't going to bring about the end of civilization. People want them, they buy them, leave it at that.

      Now as to posters, posters are insidious. Not only are they annoying, but very rarely do they re-imburse property owners for the space they use up. Regular commercial billboards do, but the people postering don't. The fact that only the people who post those posters benefit is what makes them so especially henious.

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    28. Re:I don't know about you... by nytmare · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Election signs in the right-of-way are illegal, but somehow the law looks the other way when politicians are involved and the signs end up everywhere. I've had to get out and flatten some which block my view off an exit ramp. Legally, they're only supposed to go up in supporters' front yards, with permission. Every 6 freakin months. Then somebody gets to go around after the vote and clean up the leftovers. There's just too many to deal with before then, and they get replaced if you try.

    29. Re:I don't know about you... by Phexro · · Score: 2

      "If only we could get people doing that to the signs all the damn politicians put up around election time."

      Unfortunately, many of these signs are posted on private property by the supporters of the candidate, which makes illegal to remove.

      Not that it stops me.

    30. Re:I don't know about you... by CokeBear · · Score: 2

      Dude, be careful around that book. It can seriously fsck up your brain. A friend read it once, and it took 3 years to deprogram him.

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    31. Re:I don't know about you... by tsg · · Score: 1

      No, there's nothing wrong with SUV's except that they pollute the atmosphere, guzzle gas and are way more likely to kill the occupants of a passenger car in a collision.

      They'd be much less detestable if they were only covered in wildebeast hair....

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    32. Re:I don't know about you... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      God forbid that some of us should drive cars that can actually accelerate off a red light at a decent rate when carrying a few passengers or some cargo. And not being the one that gets crushed into a tiny cube in a collision might actually be a Good Thing.

      I suppose we should all drive little japcrap economy cars with 1.5L engines because it suits your political agenda. And that's just what this is: politics. If every SUV where banned today, would we really see a significant reduction in pollution? Keep in mind how much of it is produced by coal and gas power plants (because we're too stubborn and ignorant to embrace nuclear power).

      No, this isn't even about the environment. It's about activist-types and their Holy War against symbols of status and privelege. Because you're dirt poor and living off idealism, anyone with something to contribute to society who is actually rewarded for it is evil; a tool of The Man. You're probably one of those eco-Nazis that, once SUVs were banned or castrated, would shift targets, unsatisified until all comfortable personal transport were outlawed. After all, since you can't afford a car and have to make do with being subject to the whims of public transit, we should all have to suffer. Ban Everything!

    33. Re:I don't know about you... by fishebulb · · Score: 2

      weak souls searching for answers are easy targets of any type of "answers", i read it like any other book, because its interesting.

      anyone who is looking for something to complete themselves can fall into dianetics, just as easily as T4J or any other group for that matter

    34. Re:I don't know about you... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jeezus Fucking CHRIST

      it's "COUPLE OF"

      "couple times" sounds as stupid as "pair pants".

    35. Re:I don't know about you... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not that they buy SUVs per se, it's that they're then the ones bitching the loudest when gas goes from $1.10/gal to $1.12/gal.

      Oh well.

    36. Re:I don't know about you... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      are they really on private property, or still within public easements? The last election, there were signs posted by exit and onramps for the highway, in the median strip, etc.

    37. Re:I don't know about you... by AndroidCat · · Score: 2

      You could have got the book a lot cheaper in the 2nd hand bin.

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    38. Re:I don't know about you... by NDPTAL85 · · Score: 1

      I really can't come up with a response to that better than the one the AC posted, so I'll just repost his in case you missed it:

      "God forbid that some of us should drive cars that can actually accelerate off a red light at a decent rate when carrying a few passengers or some cargo. And not being the one that gets crushed into a tiny cube in a collision might actually be a Good Thing.
      I suppose we should all drive little japcrap economy cars with 1.5L engines because it suits your political agenda. And that's just what this is: politics. If every SUV where banned today, would we really see a significant reduction in pollution? Keep in mind how much of it is produced by coal and gas power plants (because we're too stubborn and ignorant to embrace nuclear power).
      No, this isn't even about the environment. It's about activist-types and their Holy War against symbols of status and privelege. Because you're dirt poor and living off idealism, anyone with something to contribute to society who is actually rewarded for it is evil; a tool of The Man. You're probably one of those eco-Nazis that, once SUVs were banned or castrated, would shift targets, unsatisified until all comfortable personal transport were outlawed. After all, since you can't afford a car and have to make do with being subject to the whims of public transit, we should all have to suffer. Ban Everything!"

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    39. Re:I don't know about you... by hcdejong · · Score: 1

      God forbid that some of us should drive cars that can actually accelerate off a red light at a decent rate when carrying a few passengers or some cargo.

      You don't need an SUV for that. This is much easier to achieve with a normal car than with a 2.5-ton behemoth.

      And not being the one that gets crushed into a tiny cube in a collision might actually be a Good Thing.

      In an SUV vs normal car collision, the SUV driver would be better off, yes. At the expense of the normal car driver, who ends up with an SUV in his lap. The car would be damaged far worse than in a car vs car collision. By driving an SUV, you increase the chance of killing the other party in a collision.

      You're far better off in a car that actually has a chance of avoiding a collision. SUVs are less maneuverable and have a longer braking distance than a car, increasing the chance you'll plough into something if the unexpected happens.

      Also, the people who buy SUVs because "they're safe" are usually the same ones who, once on the road, think they're invincible and don't give a damn about safety. So they start doing dumb things like using the phone, reading the newspaper, shaving, and generally not paying attention to traffic while driving.

      If every SUV where banned today, would we really see a significant reduction in pollution? Keep in mind how much of it is produced by coal and gas power plants (because we're too stubborn and ignorant to embrace nuclear power).

      That's no reason to keep driving gas guzzlers. Using vehicles that require four times the resources to accomplish the same goal is just plain dumb.

      It's about activist-types and their Holy War against symbols of status and privelege.

      No. It's about the irresponsible, "I don't care about anyone else" attitude many SUV drivers have.

      symbols of status and privelege

      Yeah, right. If you want status, buy a Mercedes S-class or a Jaguar XJ. Those are status symbols. An SUV is just a barge, a glorified tractor and an expression of the "mine's bigger" culture.

    40. Re:I don't know about you... by The+LowTech+Swede · · Score: 1
      What you need is Sweden's taxes on gas. At 3 dollars per gallon, the happy little SUV owners really get to contribute.

      Of course I could afford a SUV if I wanted one, but I much prefer my little BMW compact.

      You are right about nuclear power, though.

      / TLTS

    41. Re:I don't know about you... by AndroidCat · · Score: 2
      The people who do the Harris conservative protests plaster their junk on *everything*: Mailboxes, newspaper boxes, transformers, polls, phone boxes, bus shelters, etc. They are glued on, making removal very difficult. They stay up for many months, and are ugly as sin.

      Their activity is not a reasonable and non-destructive activity. These yobbos damage public and private property.

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    42. Re:I don't know about you... by CAIMLAS · · Score: 2

      ...except the majority of CFCs are produced by automotive combustion, not the burning of coal or oil. Very, VERY little of CFCs are produced by plants. Factories produce more of them, more often than not.

      Part of the problem is that there is insufficient public transit in the US, for a large part. And possibly it's cost in cities, and our lazyness.
      That, and (we) upper/middle-class Americans are too selfish, pigheaded, and materialistic to even consider taking a bus/subway/train with the unwashed street-urchin masses. (You know, normal people.)

      There are, of course, exceptions. But as a rule...

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    43. Re:I don't know about you... by nathanm · · Score: 2
      There's actually proposed legislation in Toronto to ban postering on utility poles. I think this legislation, along with the sentiment in the parent post, is misplaced
      Here in Minneapolis, it's already illegal to post signs on utility poles. Unfortunately it's not enforced very much. It's for a good reason though: I've seen a utility pole burning because sparks started some paper signs on fire.
    44. Re:I don't know about you... by nathanm · · Score: 3, Funny

      Someone here in Minneapolis made stickers that say "SCAM," and posts them over the last 4 digits of the phone number.

      Posting the signs on utility poles is illegal in the first place, but rarely enforced.

    45. Re:I don't know about you... by Squirrel+Killer · · Score: 2
      If only we could get people [tear down] the signs all the damn politicians put up around election time.
      Speaking as someone who works professionally on political campaigns, I can attest to the fact that there are already enough people doing that, thank you very much. And with signs running $1.50-$5/ea, it quickly becomes a serious issue when I drive by and see 75-80 signs tossed into the river as a joke (or worse, as a malicious attack from the opposition.)

      Most decent politicians don't resort to putting their signs up illegally, just like legitimate businesses don't either. If you do see a candidate's signs in the right of way, don't vote for the jerk. But if you're complaining about signs in people's yards, cope and deal, it could be worse. Instead of political yard signs, the homeowners could have put in an 8ft nativity scene made with giant garden gnomes.

      -sk

    46. Re:I don't know about you... by Squirrel+Killer · · Score: 2
      Unfortunately, many of these signs are posted on private property by the supporters of the candidate, which makes illegal to remove.

      Not that it stops me.
      Which makes you a world class jerk. The homeowners are exercising their free speech rights and particpating the democratic process. Your silencing them and making it more expensive for a person to run for office.

      Furthermore, candidates get notoriously paranoid when their yard signs start disappearing. Even though it happens to every candidate, every cycle, candidates think it must be their opposition that is plotting huge sign theft rings. It's usually jerks like you or kids looking for random destruction. It's never a big surprise when the candidate wants to go negative after the first big wave of sign thefts.

      -sk

    47. Re:I don't know about you... by Squirrel+Killer · · Score: 1
      In an SUV vs normal car collision, the SUV driver would be better off, yes...By driving an SUV, you increase the chance of killing the other party in a collision.
      So your argument is that we should all be equally vulnerable? If you decide to get a convertible, do we all have to get one too so our odds of dying are the same? Because you choose to drive tin can, my wife, my infant child, and I should be forced to drive a deathtrap like you? Don't like the odds? There's nothing preventing you from buying a semi-truck, I hardly ever see those drivers die in a crash.
      So they start doing dumb things like using the phone, reading the newspaper, shaving, and generally not paying attention to traffic while driving.
      When was the last time you actually drove? People in every type of car does that crap. Idiot drivers are everywhere, you just notice the SUVs because they're bigger. A makeup applying Honda Civic driver can cause an accident as easily as a cell phone using Ford Excessive driver can. In an environment where an accident can come at you from every direction, I'll choose to drive something as close to a tank as I can get, thank you very much.

      -sk

    48. Re:I don't know about you... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Golly... Thanks for explaining that!

      I've made that mistake a few of times myself.

    49. Re:I don't know about you... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You used your +1 bonus for that, you little fucktard? You should be reamed up the ass with a chainsaw.

    50. Re:I don't know about you... by hcdejong · · Score: 1

      So your argument is that we should all be equally vulnerable?

      That is part of my argument, yes. Cars all conform to regulations about fender height, etc., making sure that in a car vs car collision, e.g. the cars hit each other's fenders. In a car vs SUV collision, the SUV will run over the car, rather than into it, making it much more likely the other party is injured. Only now are SUV makers starting to pay attention to this. It took Volvo to design an SUV that doesn't have this problem.

      But the 'active safety', i.e. the ability to avoid a collision is much more important than this. You may *feel* safer in an SUV, but in reality you run a greater risk than in a normal car.

      People in every type of car does that crap.

      Of course I realize that. I notice the SUV drivers more because they're the bigger menace. I'd much rather have that Civic crash into me than an SUV.

      I'll choose to drive something as close to a tank as I can get,

      You'll still lose from a truck or a tree. And you're more likely to have an accident. How safe is that?

      I've made my choice, too. I use the most dynamically proficient car I can get, I don't have a car phone, I have taken advanced driving courses (skid control, that sort of thing) so in an emergency I can react rather than waiting, paralyzed with fear, for the crash, and passengers think I'm rude because I pay attention to traffic rather than to them. I've made a habit of avoiding the idiot drivers rather than relying on armor to protect me.

    51. Re:I don't know about you... by Insanity · · Score: 1

      Do you actually take public transit? I do, every day, 70km to school. On the few occasions that I've driven, I get there in half the time.

      And yes, I *do* want to avoid the unwashed street-urchin masses. This isn't elitism: I could really do without being disgusted or annoyed in some way every single day. I'm tired of being subjected to cretin that don't understand the following simple concepts:

      -That funny thing that sprays water into a tub is to clean the layer of filth off your skin; the fact that you're acclimated to your stench doesn't make it any less painful for the rest of us.

      -We don't want to hear you talking about what clothes you want to buy for 30 minutes.

      -Your personal music listening device should be just that: personal.

      -No one else around you cares about your insipid conversation, and you don't need to shout.

      -You can chew with your mouth closed; though eating a full meal on a moving vehicle may not be the best idea anyway.

      The list can go on. If I had the know-how, I would build a portable cell phone jammer just to deal with that particular class of degenerates. In North American society, there are indeed people too ignorant to manage their physical affairs. And these cretin are all concentrated on public transit, seeing as how society neither places enough trust in them to allow the operation of a motor vehicle, nor considers their labours (or lack thereof) worth enough to allow such a luxury.

      And face it, North American society is built around the automobile. Our cities are not like those of Europe; we live in suburbs, we commute more in a day than many Europeans do in a week. As a matter of practicality, we need a car to get around. You're completely crippled without one. Evening social functions, a trip to the bank or store, effectively commuting to work or school... all a serious challenge with public transit. I'm sick and tired of my mobility being restricted and subjected to the arbitrary conditions of the bus schedule.

      As soon as I can scrape up enough cash, I'm buying a car.

      And when I make enough money to afford one, I will get a vehicle with enough engine capacity to carry me comfortably, and enough space in the passenger cabin to sit comfortably. Provided that your kind doesn't succeed in making that illegal.

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    52. Re:I don't know about you... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A sign that displays a candidate's name but not, say, what they stand for can't serve any purpose but to seek irrational votes from people who are too fundamentally uninformed about the election to seek their own best interests or those of our society. Voting for a candidate in ignorance of their avowed positions on issues ought to be treason--but we dare not give our government the information or powers necessary to enforce this, so we have to go on letting idiots elect criminals who swear to uphold the Constitution then promptly attack it.

    53. Re:I don't know about you... by Radical+Rad · · Score: 2

      Some other things that you don't mention are that because of the higher grill on SUV's when they strike a child's body the impact comes above the child's center of gravity which causes the head to slam into the pavement. That means a much higher incidence of brain damage and death. The higher grill also causes head injuries to drivers and passengers in side impact crashes, again causing a much higher incidence of brain damage and death. Obviously it would be better for two drivers to each suffer a broken arm in a crash than for one to spill his coffee while the other becomes a vegatable.

      The previous poster who likes SUV's as status symbols is the unwitting product of extensive marketing campaigns just as smokers were several decades ago. Perhaps someday when he is an adult he will question how this attitude affects the rest of society. But in the meantime, good for you for making such conscious, conscientious decisions.

    54. Re:I don't know about you... by CAIMLAS · · Score: 2

      Hah! My kind? "My kind" currently drives a '78 Oldsmobile Delta 88 4-door.

      First off, I said there was insufficient public transit. So just shut up about the distance in US cities vs. that of Europe cities.

      Second off, I don't know what locality you're refering to, but I'm thinking of NY/NYC public transit, which seems to be quite sufficient to me, not to mention faster/cheaper than driving.

      Third, just because you own a car, doesn't mean you have to drive it all the time. If there's an established route of public transit, take it; drive on the weekends or when you go to those evening engagements. That way, at least, you have less likelyhood of some asshole vandalizing your nice car in the parking garage.

      I've really not experienced such a plethora of ghetto children as you seem to illude to. Do you live in Chicago or something? The midwest does nasty things to humanity.

      Granted, the food, phone, and music thing can be irritating - why not use something like ear buds? (You know, hearing protection) It filters out a huge amount of that excess noise, and if you want, you can probably still hold a conversation. All that noise polution is really bad for your psyche.

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  14. SPAM by Indras · · Score: 2

    Spam, just another medium.

    Yes, but unlike other mediums, SPAM can come in many different consistencies, can be used to make sculptures of small animals, and (rumor has it) is edible.

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    1. Re:SPAM by ivrcti · · Score: 1

      I can personally verify that the human body can *tolerate* spam. What sort of animal do you recommend I try carving?

  15. Not only in the US by stargo · · Score: 1

    These signs are not only found in the US.
    Here in Germany they can be found all over the place, too. And they seeme a little bit suspicious.

    1. Re:Not only in the US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Germany, they're really recruitment ads for the Church of Scientology...

  16. WOW! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Rob Cockerham, a very pleasant guy who is sort of everybody's favorite mad inventor in this area (midtown Sacramento) runs that page... At the risk of dooming him to eternal slashdottedness, I urge you all to spend a half hour poking around the site at his various experiments. I have been lucky enough to be present for the polarbear/ketchup-packet extermination, for instance, and saw his fake banana sculpture at the mall on many visits. What a nice fella.

  17. Slashdotted, here's the text by goldspider · · Score: 5, Informative
    I saw a few complaints that the site was Slashdotted, so here it is for the mega-bandwidth-impaired:

    Work from Home.
    There are about 23,958 of these signs in Sacramento. That is an exaggeration, but they really are everywhere. They are nailed to telephone poles and zip-tied to chain-link fences. There are new designs all the time. All of them have a mysterious lack of information regarding what company or scheme they are promoting.

    I was always sure they were promoting a scam, I mean, people with a real money-making opportunity don't have to post it on telephone poles. They guard it with encrypted emails, copyrights and lawyers. I never bothered calling the numbers, although I was curious. When I was working at MCI back in 1998, I learned that all toll-free numbers reveal your phone number when you call them, so I didn't want to call from my home phone.

    While taking photos for the "Why would anyone want to visit Sacramento" story, I was spending a lot of time driving around taking photos. I tore down a bunch of these signs, but it seemed like a hopeless endeavor...there were hundreds of them, and they've been around for years.

    Finally, one night on Yahoo Messenger, my friend Ross suggested that I do some investigation and report on what I find. He suggested that I call them up from a pay phone & track down what they were all about. I wasn't too excited about it, after all, I was sure it was a scam.

    The very next day, I wrote down seven of the toll-free phone numbers and called them.

    The first one was 800-326-2016.

    I was sure I would just be listening to message-machines, so I wasn't nervous about calling them. The first one was a message about how mail order is the best business in the world, how it wasn't a "get-rich-quick scheme", and about how they "need help in their business". It asked me to leave my address at the tone, so they could send me a 14-page report. The message didn't say what the company was...just that it was a Fortune 500 company, described as the "fastest growing company in the industry".

    Alright, well, I hung up without leaving a message. Then I called the next three numbers.
    800-756-8424, 800-296-7519, and 800-213-6421.

    They all had the SAME message. It was a woman's voice, and she started the message with a distinctive "Ya know". In the upcoming days of phone number investigation, I heard this message dozens of times. The next one was a wrong number, the sixth number was the "ya know" message. The seventh number had a different message, but it had some aspects of the first message, "20-year industry leader" and "tap into mail-order". This message, too, was an effort to send me a 14-page booklet.

    Well. I was stunned. These signs were all over town, in scores of different designs, and they were all the work of one company. A super-secret Fortune 500 company that never put it's name of it's ugly ever-present signs.
    I walked down to the mini-mart with my head spinning. All of these signs...all of this trash...all over Sacramento. One company was responsible. I had to track them down & I had to expose them! Also, I had to get photos of the offending signs & start keeping track of the numbers so I could build a convincing case and find the whole story. Maybe my sign-sample just happened to have one source.

    On the way back from the mini-mart, I found a little one of these dumb mini-fliers taped to a news stand. It had the tell-tale figures of my mystery company, $500-$3,000/mo pt, $3,000-$10,000/mo ft. I immediately knew...it was the same people.

    It was exciting... I was almost scared.
    This company obviously had lots of people working in all sorts of ways trying to recruit new people into the business. I figured it must be a multi-level marketing company, like Amway, but I wasn't sure what the company was yet.

    The next day I woke up early and took more photo of signs, making note of the phone numbers. This isn't hard in Sacramento...they are all over the place. I found about 15 varieties in West Sacramento and Downtown. I also photographed bunch of "lose weight now" and "I lost 30lbs. in 30 days" signs, and one "Sal's Tacos" sign.

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  18. link for google cache of site by QuantumRiff · · Score: 1

    here is a link to the google cache of the site

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    1. Re:link for google cache of site by QuantumRiff · · Score: 1

      oops, try this link for the google cache... Google's cache hate it when i hit submit instead of preview..

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    2. Re:link for google cache of site by WeedMonkey · · Score: 1

      If God Dropped Acid, Would he see People???

      If he did, he'd definitely consider it a bad trip.

  19. mabye... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    mabye the deal is you get hired to put up the signs...if you don't lose 30 pounds in 30 days doing this you don't get paid....??

  20. Don't forget the... by SkyLeach · · Score: 2

    "We'll buy your home!"
    "21" Monitors for just 399!"
    and the infamous Electronic filing crap scams.

    Counties are starting to outlaw this because it's getting almost impossible to see oncomming traffic at some suburban intersections for the forrest of small neon yellow, red and orange signs.

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    1. Re:Don't forget the... by Zod000 · · Score: 1

      LOL Strangely enough I bought one of those cheap 21" monitors, except it was only $199 and I must say its the best thing I have ever bought. Its a Sun Microsystems trinitron with dual inputs. I dont think they are a scam, although maybe I just lucked out.

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  21. Similiar by mclaren_1010 · · Score: 0

    These ads are similiar to the loose 50lbs in 10 days or something ilke that. Only fat people believe in those ads.

  22. Anti-spam by legLess · · Score: 5, Funny

    Here in Portland OR many people have taken up anti-spam measures. In Southeast Portland these signs don't last long before being torn down or, even better, defaced. A group has made giant stickers saying, "I AM UGLY LITTER" and pasted them over these "work from home/lose weight now" things. Very cool.

    Off-topic, billboard defacing is quite a sport here. You may have seen a March of Dimes billboard feature Daisy Fuentes and the tagline, "Daisy takes folic acid. Do you?" The "folic" has been blacked out on many of these :)

    Off-off-topic, Kate Moss was featured on a billboard for milk some years ago, when she was doing the Calvin Klein "Obsession" ads. There was a huge photo of her with a white milk "moustache" and the tagline, "Calcium. It's my obsession." The following letters were paint-bombed out on several of them - "Cal" & "i" - needless to say, they were replaced pretty fast.

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    1. Re:Anti-spam by slow_flight · · Score: 2, Funny

      I've always wanted to put 'Cli' stickers in front of Taurus on those ugly, ugly Fords.

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    2. Re:Anti-spam by ArsonSmith · · Score: 4, Funny

      in Mesa Arizona there is a huge "Bank of America" building (well huge compared to the rest of the buildings around it) for about a month the sign visable from 10-12 miles around the city had "Bank o" lights burned out. So the highest sign in all the city at night light up bright as "f America"

      I thought it was funny anyway.

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    3. Re:Anti-spam by andy@petdance.com · · Score: 2
      Here in Portland OR many people have taken up anti-spam measures. In Southeast Portland these signs don't last long before being torn down or, even better, defaced. A group has made giant stickers saying, "I AM UGLY LITTER" and pasted them over these "work from home/lose weight now" things. Very cool.

      They have a site, uglylitter.com with PDFs for you to print on sticker paper so you can deface the signs yourself.

      Me, I just carry a couple of cans of spray paint in the trunk and paint big red "NO" circles over them, making sure that the phone/URL gets obscured.

    4. Re:Anti-spam by dmr · · Score: 2, Funny

      Two summers back, there were a few lights out at the Somerville hospital (semi-urban Boston), and their large sign read

      "Somerville Ho"

      No wonder the snooty locals call the town Slummerville.

    5. Re:Anti-spam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Defacing a March of Dimes billboard. Real cool. Do you drive around looking for kids on crutches to punch in the face while you're at it?

    6. Re:Anti-spam by toothless+joe · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Off-topic, billboard defacing is quite a sport here. You may have seen a March of Dimes billboard feature Daisy Fuentes and the tagline, "Daisy takes folic acid. Do you?" The "folic" has been blacked out on many of these :)

      In New York, they don't have to do that kind of thing. The billboards are already like that.

    7. Re:Anti-spam by Inthewire · · Score: 2, Funny

      On the side of a building in Austin (across the parking lot from the West Campus 711) was an ad for the Marines - a head shot of a tough looking guy in his blues, with "The change is forever" underneath. Someone had colored the eyes in white, so he looked like some sort of zombie. It was beautiful.

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    8. Re:Anti-spam by Anonymous+DWord · · Score: 2

      A while ago, Pizza hut did a big campaign where they had a billboard with _ _ _ _ _ Hut. Somebody climbed up and spraypainted PORNO in there. That was cool. I'd probably eat at a place called Porno Hut. Reminds me of Fellatio Barn.

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    9. Re:Anti-spam by cmpalmer · · Score: 1

      That's along the lines of what I was thinking -- if you don't want to rip down signs and you don't want to put up signs of your own, just have a self-inking rubber stamp made that says: "This piece of ugly litter brought to you by Herbalife" and stamp every sign you see.

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    10. Re:Anti-spam by Nintendork · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I hit some little punk kid the other day. Also, the last time I was at Disneyland, I knocked a shitload of them on their asses. The March of Dimes is shite. Read about it here Here's some Examples Experimenters funded by the March of Dimes have:
      sewn shut newborn kittens' eyes, then killed them after they had endured a year of blindness.
      put newborn kittens in completely dark chambers, then killed them after three to five months.
      removed fetal kittens from the uterus, implanted pumps into their backs to inject a drug that destroys nerves, then re-implanted the fetuses in the uterus. After the kittens were born, they were killed and studied.
      implanted electric pumps into the backs of pregnant rats to inject nicotine, even though the dangers of cigarette smoking to human babies is already known.
      injected pregnant rats with cocaine, though the dangers of cocaine to human babies is already known.
      injected newborn opossums with alcohol, decapitated them an hour to 32 weeks later, then removed and studied the gonads (immature sexual organs), though the dangers of alcohol to human babies is well known.
      transplanted organs from pigs to baboons, most of whom died within hours.
      transplanted organs from guinea pigs to rats.

    11. Re:Anti-spam by WinDoze · · Score: 4, Funny

      Shell Station, Route 1 southbound, Peabody (next to what used to be the Towne Line House, it's something esle now, I forget what). I swear for almost a year in the early 90's the "S" was burned out. Big giant glowing "HELL" hanging over the highway. We used to sing "Highway to Hell" every time we drove past.

    12. Re:Anti-spam by austad · · Score: 2

      In minneapolis, at the corner of Lake and Lyndale, there used to be a big billboard with a giant chicken on it (for some meat company promoting their meat for bbq'ing). The head stood above the rest of the billboard. One night someone went up there and knocked the head off, and poured red paint down the front where the neck was. It was pretty damn funny.

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    13. Re:Anti-spam by CaptainSuperBoy · · Score: 2

      Around here, Banknorth put up a billboard that said, "Banknorth. It's still the bank of Bob." There was a picture of an old dude, allegedly named Bob. Well, someone spraypainted a stencil of the real Bob onto the billboard.

    14. Re:Anti-spam by TheGreatGraySkwid · · Score: 1

      There was a home-cooking style restaraunt in my home town called "The Potato Patch." More often than not, it seemed, the neon letters "ATO" in its sign were busted out...

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    15. Re:Anti-spam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There was one like that at Cedar-Riverside in Minneapolis. There the caption was "Let the Adventure Begin". Someone changed it to "Let the HOMOLOVE begin".

    16. Re:Anti-spam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Albuquerque International airport used to have a huge "Free Pot" banner right in in front to the escalators to the baggage claim.

      Unfortunately, it was talking about a piece of ceramic.

    17. Re:Anti-spam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Yeah, that would be funny too, but change fonts to italic on billboards is more trouble than it's worth. I'll stick with my letter-blanking, thank you.

      That reminds me of this other rich prank I pulled. The highway that runs near here has a posted speed limit of 65mph. Well me and my chums inserted 9's in front of each sign, so they now read 965mph. The sonic booms have put out quite a few windows!!!

    18. Re:Anti-spam by curunir · · Score: 2

      Kinda reminds me of the time someone spray painted a big "C" in front of the "Ross Dress For Less" sign in front of the store near where I live...LMAO when I saw it for the first time.

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    19. Re:Anti-spam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A picture is worth a thousand words. Can you arrange for one? Please!!!

    20. Re:Anti-spam by iabervon · · Score: 2

      In Cambridge, MA, on Memorial Drive, there's a Shell station with a big neon sign that lost the 's' for a while.

    21. Re:Anti-spam by magnified_plaid · · Score: 1

      I walk past it everyday. It also has an arrow toward the guy and the word Murderer.

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    22. Re:Anti-spam by Inthewire · · Score: 1

      Shit. It's still there? Last time I saw it was, oh, 1999.

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    23. Re:Anti-spam by ChrisKoehler · · Score: 0

      Have you heard of the radio show Bob and Tom? It broadcasts out of Indy, but is syndicated many places.
      Well, this show is part serious/part comedy, and they always have funny parody songs or commercials....

      Search on gnutella or something for "Ed Pinkly Motors" by Bob and Tom.

      You will laugh your ass off, it has to do with Pinkly Tourus........just download and listen

      funny stuff.....

    24. Re:Anti-spam by NDPTAL85 · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry. Was that tirade supposed to inspire more concern for animals over that of more important Human Beings?

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    25. Re:Anti-spam by tsg · · Score: 1

      Personally, I'd love to see a picture of a "Janus" sign with the 'J' missing.

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    26. Re:Anti-spam by shogun · · Score: 2

      I always thought this picture promoting the McDonalds at a country town called Yass here in Australia was somewhat amusing..

    27. Re:Anti-spam by Duckz · · Score: 1

      Citi Gas station in Gautier, Mississippi says:
      God Bless
      (blank)
      Pay at the Pump

    28. Re:Anti-spam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh no! Not a Shell tation!

    29. Re:Anti-spam by Dahan · · Score: 1

      Is this the one on Guadalupe around 27th or so? I thought that was an Army ad, and said something about genocide...

    30. Re:Anti-spam by Inthewire · · Score: 1

      That's the one. Marines for sure, though.

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    31. Re:Anti-spam by Bill+Kendrick · · Score: 2

      One of my friends shot out one of the letters of a "MATRESS DISCOUNTERS" sign, thereby turning it into "MATRESS DISCO".

      As Quagmire from Family Guy would say: "ooooh yeaaaah!"

    32. Re:Anti-spam by ArsonSmith · · Score: 3, Funny

      shell tation? that doesn't make any sense?

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  23. Here's page 2 by TheRealFixer · · Score: 5, Informative

    My instincts told me that the "lose weight" signs were also a scam, but I didn't have this negative reaction to Sal's Tacos sign. It was just as illegally placed, but there were two attributes that I liked about it.
    I trusted the information. "Sal's tacos, 3 blocks" with an arrow. I bet that was the truth.
    It identified the source. If this sign was attached to your fence, you could go tell Sal to remove it.
    Some of the signs I saw in West Sacramento also had web addresses on them. This is how I eventually linked the signs and the phone messages to a single corporation.

    With about 15 new toll-free numbers, I went back to the pay phone and started calling around. I got a variety of new messages, but they all had elements of that first "ya know" message. I began transcribing the messages so I could keep track. Eventually I noted 10 "work from home" messages, and three "lose weight now" messages.
    Drizzly rain drove me inside to the warm, inviting internet. The internet sites advertised on the signs had names like homebiz4u.com and workforriches.com, and on the surface, they hid their corporate identity very well. Each site had photos of happy entrepreneurs basking in their riches. These "success stories" were their undoing.

    Before I actually tracked down the source of this company, I began to suspect it was Herbalife. I did a search for "plastic signs" on google and found a site called MLM watch. An article on their site mentioned that 60% of "work from home" offers were from Herbalife. That jibed with my findings, except for that in Sacramento, it was 97%.
    I also found Causs.org, a nationwide organization against these signs, which they call "street spam". They have members in about 35 states, including at least one guy in Sacramento. The guy in Sac had photos of the signs he had torn down, and photos of a guy putting them up! I was impressed!

    Back to my own research, I pored over the homebiz4NE1.com site, looking for a hint about what the product was.
    Eventually I found it. About halfway down on the "success stories" page, there was a happy couple identified as Kevin & Amy L. Their testimonial showed that they "aren't a slave to company relocations", and that they are now able to "enjoy the outdoors year-round". They also had a photo of their four kids with Santa hats playing in a pool with an inflatable Orca. The photo was named "lausen_kids.jpg". This was just the kind of information an internet detective needs.

    I searched Google for "Kevin Lausen" and voila! The first result was on the official Herbalife website. Kevin Lausen and his four kids were an Herbalife success story. I had found the link!

    Herbalife is the company. Their stock is traded on the Nasdaq Stock Exchange, and they have been in business for about 20 years. They sell health and diet products, as well as material to start and maintain your own business. They sell their products across the nation and the world through a network of "independent distributors".
    These are the people who put up the signs. These are the people trying to make US$1500-US$5000 a month. At the time, I hated their guts, but as I learned more about what Herbalife had promised them, the hatred subsided.

    1. Re:Here's page 2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks, it took long enough for the first page to load for me :)

    2. Re:Here's page 2 by Beowulf_Boy · · Score: 2

      My mom works for a business very much like Herbalife, called Eola. Its a pyramid network marketing type thing, but it brings in around 2k$ a month, and thats just working on it 10ish hours a week. Year before last, we even won a cruise in the Bahamas for free, because so many people signed up underneath my mom in the pyramid

    3. Re:Here's page 2 by ziriyab · · Score: 5, Funny
      My dad's a drug dealer. We make lots of money, and that's just with 2 hrs a day. Year before last we made $3,000,000.00, because so many people have been victimized by my dad.

      Have fun with your mom and her ill-gotten gains

    4. Re:Here's page 2 by Beowulf_Boy · · Score: 2

      She doesn't put up fliers.
      She has no advertising other than her website, which I will not post here, because you idiots might screw with her.

    5. Re:Here's page 2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://www.herbal-attitude.com/

    6. Re:Here's page 2 by LordNimon · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      Could your mother be Julie Strunk, and her web site http://www.herbal-attitude.com/?

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    7. Re:Here's page 2 by ziriyab · · Score: 1
      you seem to have missed the point. My hypothetical drug dealing dad doesn't put up fliers, have ads, or even have a web site either. The fliers are annoying and maybe illegal, but the whole MLM thing is just wrong, AND the product your mom sells is just herbal speed (making the drug dealer analogy even more pointed)

    8. Re:Here's page 2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      2K? Ha! I make nearly half that posting lame-ass stories to a popular website.

      (Post anonymously so you can't figure out with one.)

      -timothy

    9. Re:Here's page 2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Kiss your mom's income goodbye. That website is going down!

    10. Re:Here's page 2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      AND the product your mom sells is just herbal speed (making the drug dealer analogy even more pointed)

      No joke. Dude, take 3 of these diet pills and you'll be feeling pretty chirpy in about half an hour. Just plan on being up for at least the next 6 hours and feeling a bit like shite in the morning. I have friends that swear that the physical effects are the same as ecstacy (which is illegal and scheduled), just without the effect of empathy (basically speed doesn't fire up seratonin release).

    11. Re:Here's page 2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh and what a fabulous product it must be! I mean, from the slender figure of your father you can just tell that it burns off the pounds!!

    12. Re:Here's page 2 by byoung · · Score: 2

      Do you mean:

      http://www.herbal-attitude.com/ ?

    13. Re:Here's page 2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think, without question, it's only right that hot grits are involved.

    14. Re:Here's page 2 by Sloppy · · Score: 1

      Even though you're joking, it's still a ridiculous comparison. While it's perhaps unfortunate that people still buy drugs, and some forms of drug dealing happen to be illegal, it's at least basically an honest job of getting people something that they want. There's usually no major misrepresentation.

      "Heroin?! Are you trying to fucking kill me?! I thought you were selling me powdered sugar!"
      Sure, some sectors have gone bad:
      "Ammonia? I thought I was getting tobacco!"
      But for the most part, the customers know what they're getting.

      Work at Home schemes, in contast, are a scam. It's also a nastier looking business, in the sense that I've slashed hundreds of coroplast signs that say "Work at home", but never had to take down one that says "Get Crack Cheap". Your post is an insult to drug dealers.

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    15. Re:Here's page 2 by _ph1ux_ · · Score: 2

      whats with that shrunken headed lady on the main page! Yikes!

    16. Re:Here's page 2 by nytmare · · Score: 1

      I wondered why the Herba-dieters all claim their "energy went through the roof." I guess they can do anything they want to you, cause the FDA won't go near anything with "herb" on the label.

    17. Re:Here's page 2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about those "herbal" cigarettes.....

    18. Re:Here's page 2 by Thu+Anon+Coward · · Score: 1

      Your opinion really counts for a lot...not. Take your pathetic 16-year-old ass back to school and learn how to fucking spell and type.

      http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=28079&cid=30 17 826

      "As an example. I'm 16 years old, I've played almost every violent computer game since Castle Wolfenstein (Which I played on my Brandnew 386 at the time :-) "

      oh dude, that is soooooo bitchin' !!
      or how about this one that really proves your stupidity?

      "I also like to do Powerball Wars (using the ghetto .6mm BB berettas from Walmart), its extremly fun, I get to shot my friends, and they shoot back, and it hurts too."

      well, bend me over and fuck me with a 10" dildo (since you ain't got nothing else, little boy). it HURTS when you get shot! damn! what will trickle into your retard brain next? Goollllleeeeee! what will he think of next?

      you know, there was a president that said it best "There's that reporter, what an asshole!" "Oh yeah, a real big asshole!"

      Why don't you just shut your fucking piehole and listen, dipshit? People will respect you more for it when you don't spout off like the retard you so accurately portray yourself as.

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    19. Re:Here's page 2 by TheRealFixer · · Score: 1

      Pot... Kettle... Dark colors... no, I must not say it.

    20. Re:Here's page 2 by ziriyab · · Score: 1
      Sloppy wrote:
      Your post is an insult to drug dealers

      Sloppy, I have to say you are absolutely right. I know many honest drug dealers that tell you up front what you're getting (I've never had "dude, this is some good shit," or "this shit's ok. Not great, just ok" turn out to be wrong) It's a surprisingly honest business (at least for the lighter stuff like weed). I apologize to all the fine drug dealers offended by my post comparing them to herbalife/eola/ebola dealers.

  24. Ya missed at least two pages by shaldannon · · Score: 1

    I can't say how many since the site was slashdotted by the time I tried to get page 3.

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  25. second page link by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative
    1. Re:second page link by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Does anybody have page 3? Can I get page 3 anywhere?

    2. Re:second page link by Salsaman · · Score: 1

      Damn it, are we going to have to ask a page at a time ?

  26. That's nothin... by shaldannon · · Score: 1

    Here in Raleigh you see stickers all over cars with 3 horizontal lines of equal size: black-blue-black. The silly things are pervasive. (Oh, yeah, anyone know where I can get one? A friend of mine tells me it keeps cops from giving him a ticket when he's speeding...)

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    1. Re:That's nothin... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Here in Raleigh you see stickers all over cars with 3 horizontal lines of equal size: black-blue-black


      Hmmm. If you add a slightly tilted heart to it, then you get something like the "Leather Pride" flag, as seen all over San Francisco. I wonder if there's some connection.

    2. Re:That's nothin... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      (Oh, yeah, anyone know where I can get one? A friend of mine tells me it keeps cops from giving him a ticket when he's speeding...)

      Don't be silly. Everybody knows its the Freemason's "carpenter's square with the letter G under it" emblem that gets you out of speeding tickets.

    3. Re:That's nothin... by The+Wicked+Armadillo · · Score: 1

      Yes, I know that sticker, I have seen it often. It was on the patrol cars stationed off of N glenwood. Perhaps it represents some kind of police org.?

  27. It's not just the US... by ksph2 · · Score: 1
    You get loads of these in the UK as well.

    I live in Torquay, and used to work in Plymouth, and in that 20 mile drive I used to see about fifty of these things. Mainly the lose weight ones though. 'Size 12 in two weeks', etc.

    1. Re:It's not just the US... by jazman_777 · · Score: 1
      I live in Torquay, and used to work in Plymouth, and in that 20 mile drive I used to see about fifty of these things. Mainly the lose weight ones though. 'Size 12 in two weeks', etc.

      Now, if we all could just lose those 30 pounds, we'd kill their market...

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  28. Ork from Home by ArsSineArtificio · · Score: 4, Funny

    Here in Columbus, somebody has methodically gone to every one of these signs and cut away the 'W' in 'WORK FROM HOME'.

    I figure maybe Saruman's hiring, or they have some vacancies in those endless Warhammer armies.

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    1. Re:Ork from Home by sporktoast · · Score: 2

      Is that what it is!?!

      I thought it might have finally been an answer to that eternal question.

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    2. Re:Ork from Home by imuffin · · Score: 2

      As long as we're off topic...

      The coolest thing I ever did was make a taco-bell sign more accurate. The sign outside their store read, "Hiring Closers." I only had to remove the C and take a picture. The best part is, it stayed that way for weeks!

    3. Re:Ork from Home by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      orking, v.: the act of taking a photograph with the animal's nose too close to the lens

    4. Re:Ork from Home by |/|/||| · · Score: 1
      Orc is a noun, not a verb.

      I assume 'Ork' refers to the planet that Mork is from.

      Of course, that's a noun too.

      hmm.

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    5. Re:Ork from Home by Fideaux! · · Score: 1
      When I was a kid and had a newspaper route, my dad used to help me out on the days of *huge* papers.

      One Thanksgiving day (the biggest paper of the year) we were driving to find some breakfast at 630am or some ungodly hour and rode past the neighborhood Frisch's Big Boy.

      The sign, I kid you not, said "Eat Shit"

    6. Re:Ork from Home by Fideaux! · · Score: 1
      Here in Columbus, somebody has methodically gone to every one of these signs and cut away the 'W' in 'WORK FROM HOME'.

      I idolize the "ork From Home" guy. He/She also cuts off the phone number.

      I OTOH ride around Columbus with a crowbar and my Gerber tool. Cut 'em down if you can't take 'em down. It also helps to have a tall van to stand on to reach the tall ones.

    7. Re:Ork from Home by Green+Light · · Score: 1

      Yeah, and they also cut the bottom of the sign so that the whole thing looks like the letter 'T' (or a cross without the top).

      I've been seeing less of the signs now, though, at least along Brice Rd. where they were a terrible plague...

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    8. Re:Ork from Home by Jammer@CMH · · Score: 1

      I don't know who's doing it in Columbus, but I see it a lot on the north side. Whoever it is, *thank you*!

  29. Let me see here by whovian · · Score: 1

    okaaaaay. So the idea is to rope in more people by promising them commission on the number of 14-page reports they mail out? That would be a pyramid scheme.

    Seems to me all they are really doing is collecting addresses that people further up the food chain can sell and make money.

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    1. Re:Let me see here by whovian · · Score: 1

      (oops, meant to add) ...or collect credit card numbers for other nefarious purposes.

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    2. Re:Let me see here by andfarm · · Score: 1

      Yeah -- it's called recursive marketing. Technically, it isn't illegal, as you are selling something.

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  30. Banner I just saw at Yahoo by fabiolrs · · Score: 1

    "I started making 1,500 now I do more than $12,000 a month WORKING AT HOME"

    I guess companies as big as yahoo should at least forbid such banners to be presented on their site... come on, they sould have thousands of companies fighting for banner space at yahoo! But, if yahoo (just as as example) being as big as it is dont stop this stuff in a near future these kind of ads will be everywhere from clothes to food! :))

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  31. Herbalife's gonne Private by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Stock's up ~25% today on news that Equity Inc. is buying them for about $19.50 per share. The chart on this stock looks great. It's sad that a spam company can be so profitable in any economic climate.

  32. MLM companies by TheRealFixer · · Score: 5, Informative

    There are good Multi-Level Marketing companies out there (or is it called Network Marketing now?). I used to work for a magazine that profiled and reviewed MLM companies. There's one key thing to look for to see of a MLM will actually work and last: What do they actually try to sell? If an MLM focuses 98% on signing up more people, and completely ignores the product, or discourages ever actually selling the product to consumers, it generally won't last. The companies that actually focus on their product, and only use the multi-level aspect of it to really market and distrubute, those are the ones that tend to last, and people actually can make a business out of.

    1. Re:MLM companies by cmowire · · Score: 2

      True, but you do have to remember that even companies that do make money do NOT, as a rule, let you quit your job to do MLM. There will be a few people who manage to get in at the right time, with the right connections, who make quite a lot of cash, and a bunch of sucks.

      And the products are generally with an order-of-magnatude markup, so you are getting cheap crap at inflated prices, not a deal.

    2. Re:MLM companies by TheRealFixer · · Score: 2, Insightful

      True, but that's the real scam with most MLMs. Unless you get in on the ground floor, or have a LOT of friends that have never been burned by an MLM before, you're wasting your time. The vast majority of people in poor-quality MLMs barely break even, because they quickly run out of people to sign up, or the people they did sign up quit. I forget what the actual statistics were, but I seem to recall something like 1 in 6 would stick with it past 6 months. It might have been less.

      I went to a "recruiting" meeting for a company called Equinox a few years back. They set these things up like a revival from the turn of the century. They play upon emotions and excitement to get you to not think rationally, and just sign the paper. The ENTIRE lecture was about how much money you could make, how to sign up more people, and how the whole marketing structure works. There was almost nothing about the products themselves. All I remember was some vague talk about mineral suppliments.

      My friend, who went to it too, got them all flustered when he proceded to point out that the diagram the gentleman was drawing on the board looked strangely similiar to a pyramid. They proceded to inform him that it was NOT a pyramid, because that would be illegal. He simply refered them to the diagram again, which was -- without question -- pyramid-shaped.

      They didn't spend a whole lot of time trying to "convert" him after that.

    3. Re:MLM companies by jgerman · · Score: 2
      forget what the actual statistics were, but I seem to recall something like 1 in 6 would stick with it past 6 months. It might have been less.


      Of course not MUCH less, right ;)

      --
      I'm the big fish in the big pond bitch.
    4. Re:MLM companies by ryanwright · · Score: 2

      I went to a "recruiting" meeting for a company called Equinox a few years back. They set these things up like a revival from the turn of the century.

      Hahaha!! Equinox suckered a friend and myself in some 8 years ago. They've been around for awhile! They had this "big wig" guy in there talking about how rich he was, and bragging about his Rolls Royce that was sitting in the parking lot. As soon as they were done with their little promotion, I searched the whole f'ing parking lot for this supposed Rolls Royce and came up empty handed.

      Nothing but a scam. Thankfully I only wasted my time on them and never spent any money. A friend of mine spent a bunch of money on their dealer information kit that they require you to buy...

      --
      -Ryan, with the unoriginal sig
    5. Re:MLM companies by nytmare · · Score: 1

      I want to go attend those hotel pep-talks with some friends, so we can practice making rude noises. There was an ad on the radio just last week for a seminar on the "learn how to process medical claims in your own home" scam. Now all I need are some friends.

    6. Re:MLM companies by TheRealFixer · · Score: 1

      Yeah, the main speaker at those things always puts on like he's this multi-millionare. Well, maybe on paper he is, because he's got about $6,000,000 in mineral suppliments at home.

    7. Re:MLM companies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You hit the nail right on the head.
      Herbalife HAS good products, which is exactly why they've been in business for 22 years.

    8. Re:MLM companies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      And the products are generally with an order-of-magnatude markup, so you are getting cheap crap at inflated prices, not a deal.

      but wait...this is how retail works anyways...

    9. Re:MLM companies by artemis67 · · Score: 2

      ...and then there's the scammers. There was a company a few years ago (OneSource, I think) that had a product called the "Laundry Ball"; it was a plastic ball that they claimed to have treated with a "special cleaning substance," and you threw it into your washing machine instead of adding soap. Supposedly, this thing lasted 1,000's of washes, and they recommended that, for really tough stains, you run your clothes through several times (I shit you not). Washing machines are quite good these days, and it's amazing how clean you can get your clothes with just water.

      Proving PT Barnum right, the company exploded in growth overnight, and they did millions of dollars in sales. AT THEIR FIRST ANNUAL CONVENTION, it was a massive blowout -- music, parties, alcohol, and lots and lots of starry-eyed distributors talking about ways to spend all the money they would soon be making. Minutes before the keynote, however, the FTC served papers on the president and the company, essentially putting them out of business and levying heavy fines on them. The president's first keynote was to tell everyone the party was over. The company was dissolved shortly after that.

    10. Re:MLM companies by cmowire · · Score: 2

      Not necessarily. Markup is determined by the relative efficency of the marketing scheme. So places like a bike shop, where there are two people who sit around all day long and sell a few expensive bikes a day have a 2x markup. Music stores are the same way. Things like stocks, where there's a few pieces of paper that have to be exchanged with the utmost assurance that they won't screw up, cost you $20 comission per trade because it doesn't really matter if you are trading 1 or 1000 stocks, it's all the same to them. Retail has it's own costs that force a markup to be rather high. You are paying for the convenience of them having it immediately in stock, the location, etc. etc. etc. Retail is a rough industry and, as is, very few people get truly rich in it. A large percentage of the markup goes towards the services of delivering said product.

      Thus, overall, you get what you pay for when you buy from the store. Also note that the grocery stores generally buy from a supplier at a third to a half the cost it will sell at.

      Now, what expenses do MLM people have? They work out of their home. The host company needs to have a warehouse and an office. But the major portion of the cost of an MLM product does not go towards these expenses. The major portion of the cost of an MLM product goes towards making the owners of the company rich, and making certain people in the MLM chain rich.

      Plus, the actual markup of MLM is much much higher. Even quality products often give them an order-of-magnatude markup.

      Thus, when you buy a MLM product, you are making a select group of people rich and not receiving any sort of service in exchange for the markup.

  33. The company behind it is Herbalife by east_bay_pete · · Score: 5, Informative

    Which is ironic, because they recently put out a press release about street spam:

    Herbalife Names Compliance Officer to Ensure Distributors Adhere to Marketing and Sales Policies

    LOS ANGELES--(BUSINESS WIRE)--March 21, 2002--Herbalife International, Inc. (Nasdaq:HERBA - news; Nasdaq:HERBB - news) today announced the appointment of Timothy J. Sweeney as senior vice president for finance and compliance.

    Since assuming his position in early February, Mr. Sweeney has been reviewing and strengthening Herbalife's marketing and sales policies. One of Mr. Sweeney's primary areas of responsibility is to ensure that the Company's distributors adhere to Herbalife's rules.

    ``Herbalife enjoys a valued reputation as a respected manufacturer and marketer of nutritional, weight management and personal care products, and it is important that this continue to be protected,'' said Frank X. Tirelli, president and chief executive officer of Herbalife. ``Tim is an extremely diligent and accomplished professional. We are very pleased to have him in this position.''

    As one of his first acts to protect and enhance Herbalife's good reputation, Mr. Sweeney contacted the American Association of Code Enforcement, a professional association in the United States and Canada, to discuss issues associated with the use of signs by Herbalife Distributors. As a result, Mr. Sweeney recommended and Herbalife agreed to prohibit Herbalife Distributors from posting advertising signs on any public property or on any private property without the express permission of the owner, even if such posting is allowed by state or local laws.

    ``Our new policy is good for Herbalife and for our image,'' said Mr. Sweeney. ``The proliferation of signs is simply not consistent with the excellent image of Herbalife products, the professionalism of our dedicated Herbalife Distributors and our efforts to be a good corporate citizen.''

    Rick Wolf, president of the American Association of Code Enforcement, added, ``We are all excited about Herbalife's voluntary response to our concerns, and we look forward to continuing to work with Mr. Sweeney to protect the Herbalife image by ensuring that its policies are enforced.''

    Herbalife manufactures a wide range of nutritional, weight management and personal care items and markets them in 54 countries worldwide through a network of independent Distributors who purchase the products directly from the Company. In 2001, the Company had net retail sales of $1.66 billion.

    1. Re:The company behind it is Herbalife by darkonc · · Score: 2
      What this says is that the campaign is starting to have an effect. This could be a coincidental case of Herbalife attacking the same problem (and sincerely intending to address it), It could also be a legal facade. If they tell people "we don't suggest doing this" with this including detailed instructions and a wink-wink nudge-nudge, then they can claim plausable deniability if it ever goes to court (or congress).

      If it's an insincere effort on Herbalife's part, then a good deal more effort is going to be required before they feel the need to seriously address the problem.

      --
      Sometimes boldness is in fashion. Sometimes only the brave will be bold.
    2. Re:The company behind it is Herbalife by east_bay_pete · · Score: 1

      That's exactly my point. They put out the press release for plausible deniability, all the while encouraging it, unofficially, of course.

      They're not going to strangle one of their main sources of income, but they have to pretend they're doing something, so they don't get shut down.

    3. Re:The company behind it is Herbalife by KC7GR · · Score: 1

      So Herbalife has prohibited its "distributors" from using those nasty signs?

      Hmmm... Last summer, there were a buttload of those dumb signs plastered all over the place, notably near the Boeing plant in Renton, WA during the layoffs. Posting such violates City of Renton Municipal Code, so myself and some other folks made it a point to tear the things down and trash them.

      This year, those signs are conspicuous by their absence. Of course, with my luck, posting such an observation here will trip a Murphy switch, and there'll probably be another buttload of the things up inside of a week...

      --

      Bruce Lane, KC7GR,

      Blue Feather Technologies

    4. Re:The company behind it is Herbalife by Mizery+De+Aria · · Score: 1

      Herbalife is in it for the money. Who cares if they ruin our lives making it; just as long as they make money. They found a viable method of taking over the curiosity of the weak-minded, unemployed, or want-to-get-rich-quick people.

      --
      If you're religishitty, KILL YOURSELF!
    5. Re:The company behind it is Herbalife by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and the company about to buy them is in the CAYMAN ISLANDS (look at the SEC filings)

    6. Re:The company behind it is Herbalife by thonot · · Score: 1

      They put out the press release for plausible deniability, all the while encouraging it, unofficially, of course.

      Unoffficially my ass, my parents(their picture belongs beside the definition of sucker, btw) are just getting started in thier 'business'. I've flipped through some of the (Herb-a-Life)training manuals, and they specifically describe how to make the signs. Also, they even mention that they should be handwritten, not printed, to ensure a better response.

    7. Re:The company behind it is Herbalife by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      there is a catch-22, if they stop the posters,
      that would cut down on revenues because these
      posters recruit direct mail distributors who
      sign up as distributors, who pays 3-4K for the
      initial inventory of products, after that I doubt
      too many of them market the products, the big money is in recruiting more distributors..and
      on and on

    8. Re:The company behind it is Herbalife by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In case you've been living under a rock, this is America, every company wants to make money, Herbalife is no different. However, the truth is, Herbalife product do work. I personally used them to lose 75 pounds safely and quickly (btw I'm not a distributor). And Herbalife does care about people's lives, in fact it's the reason for making the products. And I still haven't heard of anyone's life being ruined, either by using the products or by being a distributor. Now, I have on the other hand heard of a ton of people whose health has improved drastically after having started using their products, because they're getting proper nutrition.
      Remember, 90% of what you hear or read, are opinions. The facts speak for themselves.
      It's been in business for 22 years.
      It's doing business in 53 countries (which means 53 countries have approved of their products and their business practices).
      The products have a 98% success rate.
      The products have a 30 day unconditional money back guarantee (no publicly traded company could stay in business for 22 years with that promise if the products didn't work).
      They adhere to all labelling and mega-dosage laws.
      In fact, the FDA took on Herbalife in 1986 and lost. As a result of the information given to congress, dozens of senators and congressmen started using the products.
      I don't sell this stuff, but I use it. I know several people who make a damn good living being distributors, without ever putting out those signs.
      Now, since I'm on the subject of signs... They have been completely banned by Herbalife, as of May 1st 2002 (something about giving people time to adjust). Anyone caught putting up signs after that will have their distributorship revoked. They are aware of this annoying practice by their distributors and are taking measures to stop it, which is something I think they should be commended for.

      In short, the products are great, and work as promised (which cannot be said about most of their competition). The potential to make money is great, and their marketing plan is generally hailed as the best MLM plan in existance.
      Now, as I said, I am not a distributor (considered it, wasn't for me). I'm a programmer. Sitting on my ass all day, munching on crap, made my belly too big for my own good... Herbalife products helped my get my body back in shape. As far as I'm concerned, their products rock, but the signs suck, and are fortunately on their way out. Herbalife products are here to stay.

    9. Re:The company behind it is Herbalife by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      3-4k in inventory? lol
      anything you sell can be ordered directly from the company. no need to buy inventory, unless you already have a steady base of customers.

    10. Re:The company behind it is Herbalife by Mizery+De+Aria · · Score: 1

      I'd be surprised if the "Anonymous Cowards" weren't actually affiliated to Herbalife in any way.

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      If you're religishitty, KILL YOURSELF!
    11. Re:The company behind it is Herbalife by darkonc · · Score: 2
      I've flipped through some of the (Herb-a-Life)training manuals, and they specifically describe how to make the signs. . . .

      Do you think you could scan a couple of those pages and make them available? (or email them to me, and I'll find a place for them).

      --
      Sometimes boldness is in fashion. Sometimes only the brave will be bold.
    12. Re:The company behind it is Herbalife by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope. They give higher margin (50% vs 35%) to loosers^Wdistributors that buy more than 2K of products. Read the article.

  34. I'm a Herbalife distributor... by Mac_Daddy · · Score: 1

    I just have to add that Herbalife has just recently directed the "independent distributors" to stop using road signage. So after they come down, either by being removed or from wear 'n tear, there shouldn't be any new ones being put up.

    1. Re:I'm a Herbalife distributor... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And we all know how responsible and conciencious the gullible fools that swallow this tripe can be, don't we?

    2. Re:I'm a Herbalife distributor... by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 2
      Oh, yeah, right. Sure, that will work. One proclamation from a far-away corporate boardroom, and a tried-and-true promotion method for independent entrepeneurs is thrown away forever? I think we both know that those signs won't be going away any time soon, the Herbalife dupes are too ingrained in the desperate chase for sales to change.

      Treating the commons as if it belonged to you exclusively, instead of as if it belongs to everyone, is the cause of this sign plague.

      --
      Shutting down free speech with violence isn't fighting fascism. It IS fascism!
  35. Sold for $685 million by Phil+Wilkins · · Score: 5, Informative

    The pyramid scheme, err, company responsible, has just been sold for $685 million, after the head shyster OD'd on alcohol and anti-depressants.

    http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/dow jones/20020411/bs_dowjones/venture_group_to_buy_he rbalife_for__685_million

    1. Re:Sold for $685 million by ziriyab · · Score: 1
      I guess his product didn't help him "feel great," huh?

      People who sell this crap need to be taken down by the FDA for selling drugs without a prescription. All herbalife is is natural speed.

    2. Re:Sold for $685 million by techstar25 · · Score: 1

      Damn, that would have made a nice, funny "In other news . . ." post, except it's actually TRUE!

    3. Re:Sold for $685 million by Betelgeuse · · Score: 1

      Wow! That's incredible timing! That was just YESTERDAY (and in the newspaper today). I'd point to some vast, right-wing conspiracy, but I don't know exactly what they would be conspiring to do. . .

      --
      I couldn't tell if you were experimenting with poor-man's cryogenics or looking for the orange sherbet.
    4. Re:Sold for $685 million by perlfish · · Score: 1

      From the yahoo article concerning the sale of Herbalife:

      An autopsy revealed that [herbalife founder] Mr. Hughes, 44 years old, died in his $25 million beachfront home of an accidental overdose of alcohol and a prescription antidepressant.

      Put a picture of THAT in your booklet of "success stories" why don't you.

      --
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    5. Re:Sold for $685 million by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It just shows that alcohol can kill anyone (and they weren't anti-depressants, they were prescription sleeping pills) no matter how successful they are. Mark Hughes was an alcoholic who sadly never sought the help he so dearly needed to stop drinking.
      There are millions of people who use these products regularly with great results.
      Since you apparently don't know, the difference between a legit MLM business and a pyramid scheme is simple. A pyramid scheme focuses on recruiting people and making the top rich. MLM sells products as it's source of income (less than 0.001% of Herbalife's income is from recruiting) and MLM can make people lower in the ranks richer than those at the top, which is a direct opposite of a pyramid.
      Want to talk pyramids? Look at a regular corporation. Who does the work? Who benefits? In the corporate world, the top benefits while the lowest do the work. In MLM, he who does the work, benefits the most.

    6. Re:Sold for $685 million by connorbd · · Score: 2

      The only way an MLM can be successful is if it mimics a proper franchise operation. That means sales over recruiting, that means the upline strictly regulates the size and DEPTH of the downline to prevent market saturation, and that means that more product goes out the door than gets bought by the distributors.

      It also means that if you're a leaf instead of a branch, you don't get to do any recruiting. Sorta destroys the traditional hypermaterialistic recruiting pitch, doesn't it?

      /Brian

  36. Oversaturated Market ??? by cOdEgUru · · Score: 1

    Oversaturated webserver is more like it...

    I never am able to read the stories until the day after..

  37. Just recruiting for their SPAM efforts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's all it is.... recruiting for more spammers. They give you a list of open relays, and a list of Email addresses, and the more you spam, the more you make.

    We have gotten very good at tracking down spammers.

  38. Maybe I should have AC'd this, by datastew · · Score: 1
    but I guess it's not illegal. I like Google, and want to support their business. So . . . when googling for cockeyed.com and herbalife, a whole slew of google's non-intrusive text-only ads show up on the right side of the results page. This tells me that herbalife must be a pretty popular keyword to advertise on. According to Google's new advertising plan, advertisers are paid per click-through and the more popular the ads, the more each click-through costs. This is getting long-winded, but bottom line is that I went through and clicked each ad just to throw some revenue Google's way. It's lunchtime here on the West Coast and I like to live dangerously.

    No sig yet.

  39. Page 3, anybody got the next one? by John+Harrison · · Score: 3, Informative

    All of these signs were promoting the products of one corporation, but they were being constructed and posted by regular people in my community, trying to make a buck.

    I knew deep inside that the people I was really after were the people that run the Herbalife Corporation itself. They had, through their actions or inaction, created a chain of events that created a rag-tag marketing steamroller. This "Work from Home" steamroller continuously plasters my town with cheap promotional signs.

    My solution in the past had been to tear down the signs, but I began to realize that wasn't a solution at all. I needed to do something else.
    I didn't know how to proceed.

    My mind was a like a blender for two days, whirring with guerrilla tactics and diplomatic approaches. Could I stop an entire corporation? Would they slap a big lawsuit on me? Did they make big donations to local politicians? Does anyone else care about this enough to join me? What if I just made new signs that said "herbalife" with an arrow pointing to the other signs, could I get other people involved?

    There are laws against these signs in West Sacramento (link) and in the City of Sacramento (link), but the Herbalife Corporation can't exactly be held responsible for what their "independent distributors" do, can they? They seem to be shielded by a layer of independence and artful camouflage.
    I could feel myself losing steam. I didn't know how to focus my energy, and it was all getting wasted tracking down Herbalife websites. The incredible maze of the whole operation astounded me. The Herbalife name was so hidden, it was ridiculous!

    At some point, I remembered that old commercial from 1971 with the crying Indian. I looked him up on Google and found, not only his photo, but a quick-time copy of the commercial! (link) This was just the kind of motivation I needed.

    Here is the text of the Crying Indian commercial from Keep America Beautiful.

    This was exactly what I needed to hear. People had been fighting big-business pollution for years, and that was what I was going to do.
    The first step is to link Herbalife with these signs in the minds of as many people as possible. My best connection to people is my website, so if you could please send this web address to a friend, I would appreciate it.... particularly if that friend runs CNN.com.

    Of course, most big-time community leaders that might be able to steer Herbalife into a change don't spend much time surfing the web, so I am also working on a letter-writing campaign to raise awareness.

    I organized the 65 or so sign photos I had taken so far and arranged them onto a single sheet. I added some text, "on telephone poles, mailboxes and newsstands, they litter the landscape. Can you believe they are all from one company?". I asked my sister to help me compose a letter to mayor Fargo and the next day I sent off my first envelope of anti-marketing material.
    I would also like to discourage new potential Herbalife customers from getting involved with this company.

    From what I have learned so far, it is very, very difficult to profit as an Herbalife distributor.

    1. Re:Page 3, anybody got the next one? by gorilla · · Score: 2
      the Herbalife Corporation can't exactly be held responsible for what their "independent distributors" do, can they?

      Amway was found to be responsible for what it's suckers do. I belive that the basis was that Amway knew what the suckers were doing, and were lending support, even though it was offically against the policy.

  40. Here's Page 3 by maddkatt78 · · Score: 5, Informative

    All of these signs were promoting the products of one corporation, but they were being constructed and posted by regular people in my community, trying to make a buck. I knew deep inside that the people I was really after were the people that run the Herbalife Corporation itself. They had, through their actions or inaction, created a chain of events that created a rag-tag marketing steamroller. This "Work from Home" steamroller continuously plasters my town with cheap promotional signs. My solution in the past had been to tear down the signs, but I began to realize that wasn't a solution at all. I needed to do something else. I didn't know how to proceed. My mind was a like a blender for two days, whirring with guerrilla tactics and diplomatic approaches. Could I stop an entire corporation? Would they slap a big lawsuit on me? Did they make big donations to local politicians? Does anyone else care about this enough to join me? What if I just made new signs that said "herbalife" with an arrow pointing to the other signs, could I get other people involved? There are laws against these signs in West Sacramento (link) and in the City of Sacramento (link), but the Herbalife Corporation can't exactly be held responsible for what their "independent distributors" do, can they? They seem to be shielded by a layer of independence and artful camouflage. I could feel myself losing steam. I didn't know how to focus my energy, and it was all getting wasted tracking down Herbalife websites. The incredible maze of the whole operation astounded me. The Herbalife name was so hidden, it was ridiculous! At some point, I remembered that old commercial from 1971 with the crying Indian. I looked him up on Google and found, not only his photo, but a quick-time copy of the commercial! (link) This was just the kind of motivation I needed. Here is the text of the Crying Indian commercial from Keep America Beautiful. This was exactly what I needed to hear. People had been fighting big-business pollution for years, and that was what I was going to do. The first step is to link Herbalife with these signs in the minds of as many people as possible. My best connection to people is my website, so if you could please send this web address to a friend, I would appreciate it.... particularly if that friend runs CNN.com. Of course, most big-time community leaders that might be able to steer Herbalife into a change don't spend much time surfing the web, so I am also working on a letter-writing campaign to raise awareness. I organized the 65 or so sign photos I had taken so far and arranged them onto a single sheet. I added some text, "on telephone poles, mailboxes and newsstands, they litter the landscape. Can you believe they are all from one company?". I asked my sister to help me compose a letter to mayor Fargo and the next day I sent off my first envelope of anti-marketing material. I would also like to discourage new potential Herbalife customers from getting involved with this company. From what I have learned so far, it is very, very difficult to profit as an Herbalife distributor.

    1. Re:Here's Page 3 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Would it have been THAT difficult to select Plain Old Text so carriage returns could be preserved?

    2. Re:Here's Page 3 by Art+Tatum · · Score: 5, Funny

      What is this, a group project?

    3. Re:Here's Page 3 by BillTheKatt · · Score: 1

      Umm I have to disagree with the article's author here. It's ok for the signs "posted by regular people in my community" who are just "trying to make a buck" but all the blame should be shouldered by Herbalife, another one of those greedy corporations.
      I'm fed up with people taking the easy way out and trying to blame some single person, or more commonly, a "greedy" corporation. That's a load of crap. The responsiblity for this trash on the streets is shared by BOTH Herbalife AND the gullible idiots who post the signs, dreaming of easy cash. Get a JOB losers! I also like the author talking about people fighting "big-business pollution". Yes, fight big business polution, but also beat your neighbor when they pour their oil down the storm drain. Both companies AND individual people have to take responsibility for their actions. If you spill hot coffee on your lap it will burn you. Duh.

  41. Dont ya get it ?? by cOdEgUru · · Score: 1

    The signs... it is all part of the matrix..

    1. Re:Dont ya get it ?? by anti-snot · · Score: 1

      Reusing the same graphics for the signs cuts down on the memory overhead. Ever notice how cars all tend to look the same when you aren't looking directly at them? The machine-mind is nothing if not effecient.

  42. It's a tax break! by jabber01 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If you run your own business, such as drumming up business for someone else, you can claim milage, gasoline, and a 1/4th of your living space expenses as a business expense..

    If your business consists of putting up ugly signage, but you get thousands of dollars back from the Fed in taxes, wouldn't you do it?

    What if you really needed the money.. I mean, so badly that you would be willing to walk around at 3am, tacking paper to signs.. You'd do it.

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    1. Re:It's a tax break! by Alsee · · Score: 2

      It's a tax break!
      putting up ugly signage... walk around at 3am, tacking paper to signs


      We've always heard about how the richest people use so many deductions that they don't have to pay any taxes at all, now we finally know how they do it!

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    2. Re:It's a tax break! by cthlptlk · · Score: 1

      If you run your own business, such as drumming up business for someone else, you can claim milage, gasoline, and a 1/4th of your living space expenses as a business expense.

      You have to show that any business expenses that you write off are part of your business. Sure, you can say you took a loss, but you'll have a hard time convincing the IRS that every single mile that you drove was driven on the way to putting up signs. You also must show that any living space that you write off is used only for your business, i.e., you can't call your living room or kitchen a home office. Writing off home rent/utilities at home is one of the flags that may make the IRS look at your return very closely.

      I learned this the hard way.

  43. Alternatively... by Angerson · · Score: 2, Insightful

    He could have just searched Google for "Who put up all those work from home signs?". The answer was in the second result.

    1. Re:Alternatively... by Com2Kid · · Score: 2

      Yah but now HEs the number one result for that search on google. :)

    2. Re:Alternatively... by exodus2 · · Score: 1

      True its the second result, but that is his own web page, so it wasnt there till he researched it and wrote the page.

      --
      .sigs suck, thus nothing here.
    3. Re:Alternatively... by ZoneGray · · Score: 2

      Ahhhh... the secret to Google's ranking algorithm is finally revealed. If it's on Slashdot, then it goes to the top.

    4. Re:Alternatively... by Com2Kid · · Score: 1

      Heh, why else do you think that people are able to post Google caches of /. pages so darn quickly? :)

      Seriously though, isn't it strange how the FIRST PAGE of that story was Cached by Google but not the second or third page? Weeeird. Normaly Google goes through multiple pages in a story and cache the large majority of them (or even all of them).

      Heck I have read 8 page stories that have been /.'ed by going to the Google Cache. Not this time though. :( Even the mirrors that other people posted do not have the second part of the article (not page, section) on them. :(

      I wonder if its back up now. . . .

  44. Just thought of a way to potentially fight this... by Gleep · · Score: 3, Interesting

    If a business has a 1-800 number, it costs them money each time you call right? it's like long distance in reverse right?

    i'd be willing to get an extra phone line (different number) and have my computer call and listen to the message all day. i could have it call them over and over again.

    eventually maybe they would be forced to shut it down because they owed the phone company too much money? just a crazy idea....

    --
    get your dirty sig off me, you filthy APE!
  45. Like a rash!! by blankmange · · Score: 1

    These little bastard signs are everywhere. There is a new variant in my area - the 3"x5" sticker. They show up stuck to ATM's, drive-thru speaker boxes, and shopping carts. With any luck at all, an anti-litter law would be able to knock these guys off.... man I hate salesmen for crap I don't need....

    --
    ...we are from the government - we are here to help...
  46. Problem Re:It's a tax break! by StefanJ · · Score: 3, Informative

    Nonsense.

    You actually have to MAKE MONEY from your home business to claim those expenses.

    To judge from the article, most of the sign posting / pamphlet placing activity is a symptom of desperately shoving more money down the rat-hole in order to make back that initial investment.

    1. Re:Problem Re:It's a tax break! by jgerman · · Score: 2

      No you don't. In fact if you DON'T make money you can write the loss of as well.

      --
      I'm the big fish in the big pond bitch.
    2. Re:Problem Re:It's a tax break! by chompz · · Score: 2

      You have to make money every third year.

      --
      Spring is here. Don't believe me, look outside!
  47. work at home the distributed.net way... by Nugget · · Score: 3, Funny

    BovineOne came up with this sign and this sign as a more modern alternative for all the work-at-home types out there.

    Work at home the distributed.net way.

  48. Re:Anti-spam-spam by binaryDigit · · Score: 1

    ... even better, defaced. A group has made giant stickers saying, "I AM UGLY LITTER" and pasted them over these "work from home/lose weight now" things.

    Uh, how is this better from the standpoint of visual litter. How does defacing something that's defacing something make things any better than the original defacing? If they're going to take the time to get out of their vehicles and paste a sticker on the sign, they could just as well remove the sign, which (in theory) would be helping to solve the problem vs simply adding to it.

  49. Long story short. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Its all herbalife. Every single sign he found was herbalife. Different phone numbers all went back to the same place. In fact they don't even tell you until you pony up some dough.

  50. Mystery Solved!!! by 4of12 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I lost 30 lbs in 30 days for 30 dollars! Ask me how!

    Step 1: Assemble a surgical scapel and an industrial shop vac.

    Step 2: [You don't really want to know. You can guess.]

    --
    "Provided by the management for your protection."
  51. Theyre in the UK too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Theyre plastered everywhere in this country too.
    "Got a PC? Put it to work!" etc etc.
    Completely lame. Intrusive, greedy, corporate bastards.

  52. Selling spam to spammers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There are even people in business selling the spam signs to the spammers.

    1. Re:Selling spam to spammers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And herbalifesigns.com is running Apache 1.3.20, the newest version being 1.3.24. ChangeLog here. Hmm... SecurityFocus discusses a misconfiguration of Apache that allows remote users to determine if a given username exists on a system. Although the advisory mentions Red Hat Linux, the default configuration of Apache 1.3.20 is also affected

  53. This doesn't happen at home by Liora · · Score: 1

    I don't know about anyone else, but I have never seen these signs before. This is perhaps because I live in a nice midwestern town where anyone who attempted to obstruct the spectacular view of our corn would be lynched on the spot. In the event that I ever do see someone put up one of these signs, I will call the county lynch brigade on the spot and demand that the offender be punished. In other places where this brigade is not available, I would suggest publicizing a shorter version of the story, as the version I just read was extremely taxing only to get to the point Herbalife is behind the awful signs, don't buy Herbalife and don't call the numbers on the signs (maybe there was another point somewhere at the end there... I never got there, it was too long.).

    --
    Liora
  54. more specifically by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Strunk, Julie (SJ1036-ORG) julie@HERBAL-ATTITUDE.COM
    Herbal-Attitude
    2666 Jackson Pike
    Batavia, OH 45103
    US
    (513)732-3836
    Fax- (513)732-3836

  55. Dogbert Quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    "Beware advice from successful people. They do not seek company."

    That's what I think of whenever somebody wants me to "work from home." If it's so great, then why are they shlepping around town hanging up "work from home" signs?

  56. "spam"? by bilbobuggins · · Score: 1
    Spam, just another medium.

    lol, the true sign of a techie: taking new metaphors and forcing them back on the old world which has existed much much longer.

    try 'email: just another medium', then maybe you can see where the advertisers are coming from.

  57. Nah, those are no mystery by sheetsda · · Score: 5, Funny

    Those are legit. You lose 30 pounds in 30 days by walking your ass all over town hanging more of the damn signs.

  58. Could it be... by -=OmegaMan=- · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    "My name is Logan Strunk, I live in Cincinati Ohio"

    Julie Strunk, EOLA Independent Distributor.

    You really shoulda made that tougher.

    MLM sucks.

    --

    This sig is xenon coated, and will glow red when in the presence of aliens

    1. Re:Could it be... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or, more importantly, does she do house calls?

    2. Re:Could it be... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Is that his mom in the bikini? Does she do anal?

      Bikini? What are you, retarded? If she did do anal you'd probably try to stick it in her ear instead.

    3. Re:Could it be... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bikini? What are you, retarded? If she did do anal you'd probably try to stick it in her ear instead.

      Mmmm, aural sex.

  59. Re:Just thought of a way to potentially fight this by ziriyab · · Score: 1
    A bunch of people did that to OJ simpson's 1-800 line (the one that sold the tell-all video). OJ's Lawyers threatened action, and I seem to remember seeing a news story on some being charged.

    Might be considered some kind of telephone harrassment/disruption of business thing, but IANAL.

  60. Killing Street Spam by maggard · · Score: 5, Interesting
    1. Tearing them down is not the answer. It'll just come back tomorrow posted by another fool. It is far better to tear off or deface 1/2 of the ad and leave the rest. This defeats the ad and serves as warning to the next spammer to come by this is not a good location.
    2. Use the right tools. A utility knife is excellent for these. Wire cutters are perfect for snipping through their ties. Duct-taping a utility knife to a pole is perfect for slicing those high-up signs in half.
    3. Try and catch the spammers in the act. If you see them photograph them. Get pictures of them posting signs. Get their license plates. Get their faces. Call the cops and tell them what you're doing & where you are. Also call your local paper or radio station and tell them you've got some of these folks in front of you, would they like the story?
    4. Removing signs is not illegal, defacing them can be. Yes weird as it may be cops don't like it when you simply compound the problem, in effect you're putting up another illegal sign. Some cops will harass you, others will run you off, be wise and don't get caught.
    5. Get you local AG to pursue these folks. Yes it isn't a high-priority crime and there are always more dupes but it isn't all that hard to follow the money trail, shut down these vermin, there is a quality of life issue here.
    --
    I don't read ACs: If a post isn't worth so much as a nom de plume to its author then I wont bother either.
    1. Re:Killing Street Spam by British · · Score: 3, Funny

      Try and catch the spammers in the act. If you see them photograph them. Get pictures of them posting signs. Get their license plates. Get their faces. Call the cops and tell them what you're doing & where you are. Also call your local paper or radio station and tell them you've got some of these folks in front of you, would they like the story?

      So you propose getting all Church of Scientology on their asses? :)

  61. They are in Australia as well by BakaMark · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Sounds like they are pretty much anywhere in the western/english speaking world.

    About October 2000, someone was posting on "aus.jobs" newsgroup talking about being an "Email Processor". When I looked into it even further, it appeared to be a pyramid scheme, designed to have the higher levels dissove over time (turning into a trapezoid). Other than sending the initial email and finding between the lines of the response, I decided not to pursue the matter any further (I was looking for work at the time).

    It started to actually take off over time. About the middle of 2001 there was stuff everywhere. However a lot of people realised that it was a scam.

    It has not progressed to the same level as this story in the US. If anything it has started to die down recently.

  62. Here's Page 4... For Real. by zmokhtar · · Score: 5, Informative

    Herbalife, a lesson in small business
    I'd like to make this information available to as many people as possible.

    This is the story of how Herbalife works. I've never actually been an herbalife distributor, but I've interviewed a couple of them to get this information. If you know more about it, or find any errors, please email me.

    1) you call a toll-free number of one of their current distributors, (not the herbalife company itself), leave your name, address, and phone number.
    2) That distributor sends you a free 14-page booklet.
    This booklet is red, yellow, blue or green. It has NO information about what the home-business actually is besides "Mail-order". It contains eight "success stories" from happy people that make $8,000-$15,000 per month.

    It seems to concentrate on the fabulous vacations that this kind of money can buy. Interspersed with the success stories are paragraphs of text that challenge you to buy into this scheme, like "Choosing to succeed can be frightening", and "Success is our birthright and we cannot allow our fears to keep us from it.", and "only desire and determination matter".

    3) If you call the number on the back, you will be given the option to pay $36 for the first information packet.
    If you decide to pay this, you will get a "decision kit" package. It will have one videotape, an audiotape, and another booklet. Still, no mention of Herbalife, just "success stories". If you want to take the next step, you will call another phone number, and really talk to your real, human, independent distributor.

    4) He or she will send you a second set of tapes for free.
    One audio tape and one video tape. These are more success stories and motivational speeches. If you call your Mentor back, he or she may tell you it is Herbalife at that point. To get started in the actual business, you have to spend more money for an "IBP".

    5) The IBP, International Business Packet is $195
    The packet contains the manual, notebook with forms, procedure, some actual products and books to get you started. This is where you first hear the name "Herbalife" if your distributor didn't tell you already.

    Once you purchase the IBP and complete the Distributor Application, you qualify for a 35% retail discount.

    (The IBP contains a catalog, order forms, 3 manuals (Success Starter, Welcome & Sales and Marketing plan), samples of 1 Thermojetics bar, 1 peach mango drink mix,1 chocolate shake mix, 1 vanilla shake mix, 1 herbal concentrate, 1 herbal aloe, 1 balancing system, 1 "lose weight now ask me how" button, price list and other various forms)

    You are now ready to proceed as an independent herbalife distributor.

    6) Then, you have to decide how dedicated you are to the Herbalife business, which is based on how much product you buy for resale.

    When you get the IBP and sign up for your HAP, you qualify for 35% below retail, but if you want to get a better price on your products, you need to become a "Supervisor".
    HAP stands for Herbalife Advantage Program, and it is a package of stuff that you are required to buy every month. They want you to be using the herbalife products, so that you can accurately describe their qualities to potential customers. It is not to be sold, just used by you. It is $80 worth every month. The HAP can be set up to automatically charge your credit card or checking account.

    7) To become a supervisor you must have 2,500 VP. VP stands for "value points", and are awarded for goods that you buy from herbalife. Some information indicates that you must recruit 3-5 people under you to become a supervisor, but others say you simply need the VP. If you leap into Herbalife determined to start at that advanced level, you need to buy $4,000 worth of products.

    This allows you to get the products from Herbalife at 50% below retail. (the $4000 worth of stuff costs you $2000).

    To help you with your big purchase, they send you a list of the top 100 credit card companies in the country.

    You may also be encouraged to buy a website to sell Herbalife diet and skin products for $315, and a site to promote the "work at home" business for another $315. And it doesn't stop there. I downloaded a PDF which describes Silver, Gold and Platinum E-Commerce Business Packages from $952.90 to $1994.22.

    You can subscribe to a toll-free number for $6.95 a month plus the price of the calls. You can expect a $25 bill each month.

    TouchFone is the company recommended in the IBP.

    --
    Why aren't we told when editors moderate our posts?
  63. Found 30 lbs by terrymr · · Score: 2

    Call 1-888-134-2442

  64. Posted signs on public property by acoustix · · Score: 2

    I see a lot of those "work at home" signs in my town. They are posted on telephone poles, street lights and signs which is illegal in my town.

    I've always wanted to turn them in, but I'm too lazy.

    --
    "A plan fiendishly clever in its intricacies"- Homer Simpson
  65. Summer Jobs $15/hr by Dyrandia · · Score: 1

    I grew up in a rural town surrounded mainly by farms. When I was 14, I started noticing these summer job signs, and followed thru. (Hey! I was only 14 :P) Some of them are suprisingly real, and I worked one of them the following summer. What they don't tell you, however, is that you get to spend all summer walking up and down cornfields detasseling corn. The work was based upon how many ears of corn you detasseled, and while someone could conceivably earn $15/hr, I averaged about $4/hr. Gotta love those child labour laws excluding farm work from the 16 age limit.

  66. It's also common in by dunkerz · · Score: 1

    the UK too.

    "Got a computer? Put it to work!
    www.changeyourfuturenow.net"

    etc, etc..

    --

    You were expecting a sig?
  67. Travel BC by TrevorB · · Score: 2

    A few years back there was a sign in Victoria, BC, Canada going towards the ferry in Sydney back to Tsawassen. Big "garden sign" on a slope with "TRAVEL BC" in white letters, with woodchips around the letters and flowers all around. Nice touristy Victoria.

    Someone had used the woodchips and covered up the T and the L and left:

    RAVE BC

  68. Step 3 by sulli · · Score: 4, Funny

    PROFIT !!!

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    sulli
    RTFJ.
  69. Mom tried this. (herbalife) by slide-rule · · Score: 5, Informative

    Since the /.'ed page appears to be posted in multiple copies already, how about a couple viewpoints from someone whose mom actually tried this?

    This definitely has to be involved in the whole Herbalife Independent Distributor scheme. Just to satisfy your curiosity, yes it is a MLM. You sign up under another distributor (the person that lets you in on what the product actually is, etc.) and they get a small cut off of your sales. Quite pyramid-like, since the best profits come not by selling the product itself, but by recruiting other independent distributors underneath you. (Otherwise, you probably *could* make money, but not the amounts you hear glamorized).

    Now, the rest of my information is, to be fair, several years out of date. I can only relay how it was all seemingly setup in the early-mid '90s. Basically, the top-level Herbalife company (corporation? I wasn't too sure exactly) works very hard to keep a legally viable separation distance from all the indenpendent distributors. (This is perhaps why the company doesn't get in trouble for the street spam, since, as another poster pointed out, the ID's are the ones putting them up.) This went so far as prohibiting ID's from using any sort of Herbalife company logo on business cards to maintain a clear separation. (IN fact, the letter of law at the time was that you were only allowed to say "Independent Herbalife Distributor" in a plain font face. Nothing else.)

    The signs you see all over creation that make no reference to the product or company arise from this same seeming need to maintain separation. You, as an ID, are not allowed to advertise what the product is or might be; you have to entice interest in the customer, and after *they* make the initial contact can you explain what it all is.

    They even went so far as laying down policy on accepted forms of advertisement with respect to various media. Mom, trying to play fair and honest with them, inquired about constructing a store-front web site. They gave consistent, repeated, flat "No"s when she described it. They only saw a web site as a means to advertise for potential business, not as a possible means to *DO* business. (Remember the time frame involved here: early-mid '90s.) The company's own site was the only place permitted to have logo's, product information, etc., and even *they* themselves didn't have a mechanism to take money. (Since, I guess, only the ID's were allowed to move merchandise and collect cash directly.) It was weird.

    Now, it got interesting to see that the only people making cash were the select few people at the top of the pyramid. The dominant exceptions are people that are providing these signs for ID's to put up. (Wonder why they all look the same in every city? There's a place that an ID order's them from.) In store product demo's and the like were also something for and ID to spend money on. (Physical stores. You could have the product displayed all over the counter, but don't you dare have any mention of Herbalife in your store window for passer-by's to see.)

    Needless to say, it is in fact quite hard to actually set this up as a lucrative business. You really need a big downstream pyramid of ID's underneath you, but then they are competing against each other (and you, perhaps) to get the same thing, so any normal size town (or sub-section thereof) can get saturated by various ID's competing for either customers or other ID's). Mom worked at this for over a year, and I don't think she ever really turned a dime over in her favor.

    (Oh, and if any company Nazi's start looking for her as a result of this post, she has a different last name than me. :P )

    1. Re:Mom tried this. (herbalife) by Profane+Motherfucker · · Score: 1

      Having the dollarfagged customer call the pricks eliminates any of the laws against telefucking. Many states have savage motherfucking laws regulating unsolicited phone calls -- must state full name, employer, ask if they want to continue after 30 seconds of the fucking schtick, but if the silly schmoe calls those pigfuckers, then the laws don't apply, hence the heavy fucking handed tactics. It's rather clever.

  70. This attitude has got to go by eison · · Score: 1

    This drives me crazy: "...they were being constructed and posted by regular people in my community, trying to make a buck. I knew deep inside that the people I was really after were the people that run the Herbalife Corporation itself. "

    NO!!!
    The fact that there is a bigger fish doesn't make what a littler fish does ok. The whole attitude is broken: "he's not really to blame, we want to get the guy above him" ensures that "the guy above him" always has plenty of people to do his dirty work. Get 'em all. If he's doing something wrong, BLAME the little man - so what if he just wants to make a buck, there are some ways you just don't do it! If people would refuse to do the wrong thing in the first place, then we wouldn't have the problem. The whole attitude that whatever I do is ok because somebody else talked me into has *got* to go.

    --
    is competition good, or is duplication of effort bad?
    1. Re:This attitude has got to go by Dephex+Twin · · Score: 2

      I agree completely. It would be similar to a situation like: a drug addict steals my wallet. Let's not blame him, he's just trying to make a buck to pay for his addiction. It's the drug cartels who we should go after, the thief is not at fault.

      You would of course go after the thief, as well as the drug cartel.

      mark

      --

      If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. -- Carl Sagan
    2. Re:This attitude has got to go by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      agreed!
      as a matter of fact, unless herbal life directed or encouraged (this is legally complicated) the creation of these signs, the -only- people responsible for these annoyances (perhaps crimes in some areas) are those who actually did the posting. as it should be.

  71. poor rob. by BenTheDewpendent · · Score: 1

    I know him. He actually dreaded being slashdotted. he is gonan owe his isp sooo much. he goes over on his bandwidth quite often and his ISP wasnt happy abotu memepool linking to him. and he is in newyork right now so is unable to handle the situation.

  72. You're just as much of a liar as your mom by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're just as much of a lying scumbag as your mom: At my school I am a co-director of the Tech Dept.

    And what school would that be? The one where everyone takes the short bus?

  73. These spam signs are hideous!! by cporter · · Score: 5, Funny
    I hate these street signs! They're everywhere! Telling you what to do! "Yield" and "Stop" and "Do Not Enter" and "No Left Turn"!

    When is someone going to do something about this plague of spam?

  74. Re:Here's Page 4... For Real. by twrayinma · · Score: 2, Insightful

    holy amway, batman!

    scary how similar they sound, minus the mind control. :)
    -t

  75. Re:Just thought of a way to potentially fight this by Darth+RadaR · · Score: 2

    If a business has a 1-800 number, it costs them money each time you call right? it's like long distance in reverse right

    There's lot of the 800 numbers that pay a monthly "flat-fee" now, but YMMV.

    i'd be willing to get an extra phone line (different number) and have my computer call and listen to the message all day. i could have it call them over and over again.

    I wouldn't suggest war-dialing. Guaranteed to get you trouble. A Long Time Ago, this was done and was well logged by Southern Bell.

    --
    /*drunk.. fix later*/
  76. Sounds a lot like Scientology by Arcturax · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Its scary how much this mirrors Scientology. You pay more and more each time to get deeper into the system, and it seems you get more and more useless crap the deeper you go and the more you pay.

    --

    --Won't that be grand? Computers and the programs will start thinking and the people will stop. - Dr. Walter Gibbs
  77. "Does Herbalife Litter?" stickers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Good, the 3x5 sticker is completely covered by my laserprinted nametag "Does Herbalife Litter?" stickers.

  78. I've got it! by duren686 · · Score: 1

    Lose 30 pounds!

    Don't eat so much spam.

    --
    Y2K Compliant since the late 1890s
  79. Vandalism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Howcome the people who stick these things on
    ATMs, telephone poles and everywhere else
    aren't arrested for vandalism?

    1. Re:Vandalism by thelizman · · Score: 1

      When I lived in North Carolina, if you slid anything into a car, touched a door handle, or even lifted a windsheild wiper blade, it could be considered grand theft auto. Normally, you had to have photo/video evidence showing the act, but it was prosecutable. Most of the time they dropped the charge to attempted vandelism though.

  80. Re:Just thought of a way to potentially fight this by Gleep · · Score: 1

    yeah, now that i think about it, it probably wouldn't be a good idea.

    but maybe i could try to get their numbers onto some fax-marketing lists so the evil fax spam bastards would bombard the evil sign spam bastards! most 1-800 numbers are routed to lines that also have a regular number as well so if i could just figure those out somehow....

    talk about killing two birds with one stone!

    --
    get your dirty sig off me, you filthy APE!
  81. Untrue by jabber01 · · Score: 2

    The IRS can't require you to be successful as a business.. If you go bankrupt, you get to write it off.. In fact.. Hell, look at Enron.. It even works on a macro scale.

    All you 'have to do' is pay your taxes. You can pursue profitability.. But no one will ever require you to be successful.

    To wit: If you buy a multifamily home and renovate it, you can write off the cost of the renovation. You do not, at any point, HAVE TO have tennants.

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    The REAL jabber has the user id: 13196
    What you do today will cost you a day of your life

    1. Re:Untrue by daviddennis · · Score: 2

      You can lose money in a busines for up to three years and get all the writeoffs you want. After that, the IRS lowers the boom and won't let you declare expenses unless they make them up with income.

      D

    2. Re:Untrue by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 2

      > The IRS can't require you to be successful as a business.. If you go bankrupt, you get to write it off..

      The IRS cannot mandate your success. What they can and *will* do is maintain that a "business" that never makes a profit is no business at all and disallow the deduction of your expenses. The general rule is if you cannot show a profit in two of the past five years, the IRS will rule it is not a business but a hobby and disallow ALL your deductions. The IRS can get *very* hard-assed about what constitutes a deductable business expense for the self-employed.

      > Hell, look at Enron.. It even works on a macro scale.

      The rules are different for corporations than for individuals, since what an individual does may or may not be a business while a corporation is a business by definition.

      > To wit: If you buy a multifamily home and renovate it, you can write off the cost of the
      > renovation. You do not, at any point, HAVE TO have tennants.

      Try it. The IRS will disabuse you of this notion VERY quickly.

      Chris Mattern

    3. Re:Untrue by sdowney · · Score: 1
      The rule for a hobby is that you can write off your expenses up to the amount of any income produced by the hobby. You can't carry the losses over to other income, or carry it forward to other years.

      So if you have $500 dollars revenue selling HerbaLife, but it costs you $2000 to generate those sales, you don't have to pay income tax on those $500. But you can't use the other $1500 in losses to offset the rest of your income.

      In any case, even if you can write off the extra $1500, it's a suckers game. Face it, you are OUT OF POCKET that money. You spent it. The fact that the government will, in effect, pick up 30 to 40% of the check, still means you are out ~$1000.

      Zealously persue deductions for stuff you would spend anyway. For example, computer books for computer professionals are a deductible expense. So is software, for a software developer. Keep itemized receipts for anything your employer doesn't pay for.

      This is good for you, because you were going to spend the money anyway. Now you can spend less. Or get half as many again books.

      But spending $1 that you wouldn't have spent otherwise, to get a $1 deduction, means that you are out roughly 50 cents.

  82. Page 5, sorry if it isn't formatted well. by Xenopax · · Score: 5, Informative

    Now, whether you are a regular distributor or a supervisor, you need start selling the herbalife pills or the herbalife "work from home" business. Good luck!
    You will need to sell a lot of pills to make back the money you have invested. As a distributor, you will have spent at least $240 in materials to get started, and you are probably anxious to get that money back in sales. If you are a Supervisor, you have an easier road, but it is a lot longer, because you are trying to make up for buying that initial $2,000 in product.

    You will most likely spend the rest of your "herbalife" sales career trying to earn back your original investment.

    Green and Beige Set (60 and 60 pills each), 30-day supply

    Regular Distributor buys at 35% discount
    Supervisor buys at 50% discount

    Retail $30 (plus $2.10 shipping) Cost $19.50 (plus $2.10 shipping)

    Profit per set $10.50

    To make back initial $240 investment you must sell:

    23 sets of Green and Beige
    Retail $30 (plus $2.10 shipping) Cost $15.00 (plus $2.10 shipping)

    Profit per set $15.00

    To make back initial $2,240 investment you must sell:

    150 sets of Green and Beige

    Making the $2000 initial investment to become a supervisor may seem like a good idea, but it is extremely rare for someone to sell enough Herbalife to make back that money. Take a look at the variety of herbalife products that people are trying to unload on ebay. Anyone with more than $100 in products probably bought a giant batch to gain supervisor status, not realizing that the market for home-sold diet pills was totally saturated.

    There are two main groups of people that you should consider selling to:
    all the people you already know
    the masses of people you don't know
    Now, the people that you know might buy some of your products. Make a list of the people that you know and try to imagine yourself approaching them about a great way to lose weight. Maybe that isn't going to be as comfortable as you would like. Still some people may buy your products just because they feel sorry for you, especially if you have been in trouble with the law or have been living on the streets.

    As far as the "work from home" part of the business goes, you probably don't want to sell that to people that you know. Odds are that they will just lose the money they invest in it, and then they will blame you.

    Selling to people that you don't know is tricky. You have to make contact with people who are interested in what you have to sell. This can be pretty expensive.

    You will probably want to try newspaper ads first.

    They will probably fail. One woman I talked to put small ads in her local paper for four weeks straight. She spent $31.50, which didn't break the bank, but she only got 4 phone calls, and no one bought any pills from her.

    You can try putting an ad in the phone book. Of course, you will have to compete with the other people in there. Sacramento is bursting at the seams with distributors, and it really shows in the white pages here.
    Your "Mentor" will encourage you to go to mall parking lots and distribute 1000 fliers a day, but most people don't like that idea.
    Once you start in the Herbalife business, you will find yourself in a number of socially awkward situations. No one likes fliers on their windshield, so you will probably be half-sneaking around the lot, arising the attention of security guards. If they see what you are doing, they will chase you off.

    I think it is tacky, and half the time they end up on the blacktop.
    A cheap way to reach out a lot of people is to send out unsolicited email.
    Everyone on the face of the earth hates this. Please don't do it.

    Herbalife will probably sell you some chintzy marketing merchandise, like bumper stickers and magnetic car signs, key chains, mugs, t-shirts, pens, paper weights, squishy herbalife balls. This is fun stuff, but lets face it, that kind of stuff is more for YOU than for your customers.
    No one ever called a number on the side of a car to buy weight-loss pills.

    The sales method that motivated me to write this story in the first place is the cheap sign nailed on a telephone pole. These are illegal in Sacramento, West Sacramento and many other areas of the country. I believe the reason they are illegal is that they are ugly.
    Some people don't find them ugly at all, but other people go to great lengths to tear them down in their neighborhood. I guess it depends on your own sense of aesthetics. I don't mind fallen leaves on the sidewalk, but other people feel strongly enough about them to buy leaf-blowers and rakes.

    Here are 40 more photos of signs on telephone poles and fences.

    Sometimes people only cut away part of the sign, such as the telephone number.

    This may be for two reasons. The first reason is that some signs are difficult to remove without a crowbar. They often have long nails and nickle-sized washers holding them on the pole, so it is easier to just cut part of the sign off.

    The second reason is to have a discouraging effect on future sign-posters, indicating bandit sign posting is not welcome. A clean pole seems to be an invitation to some sign-hangers.

    I've heard that it is forbidden for distributors to indicate the herbalife name on the "work at home" and "use a computer" signs.
    I believe this is because they don't want their company name to be associated with these cheap, illegal signs. It might also be because if you knew all these signs were for herbalife, you would recognize how saturated the market was already.

    These signs cost about $1.50 each when ordered in quantities of 100 or more.

    You can buy them at Witness Designs in Tulsa, Oklahoma, "where God does signs and wonders, and we do signs and windows".

    Another cheap method of advertising is to create small paper or plastic pouches filled with tiny paper fliers.
    I've seen them on ATMs, newspaper stands, phone booths, gas pumps, church pews, in toilet stalls, library cubicles, and on drive-thru menus. These pockets really look crappy, so you will have to be pretty self-serving to put them up around your own neighborhood.

    Some herbalife distributors refer to them as "hot pockets". Because these pouches are a new form of advertising, they may not be a law against them in your area yet.

    It is common to see these tattered plastic envelopes half-full of colored water. What a mess.

    When I first began researching these Herbalife signs, I found a website called, "your body is a miracle", which, to be fair, doesn't have anything to do with herbalife, but has this sickening line: "These are GREAT Work From Home Ads for PLASTERING EVERYWHERE YOU GO." and continues, "Get some double stickytape and then put them "EVERYWHERE "you can think of. Laundry Mats, bus stops, telephone booths, put them on the inside of bathroom stalls, telephone poles ,hand then put individually too."
    An herbalife site on Angelfire has this catchy poem: We will be what we will to be. For failure finds it's false content, In that petty word "Environment" But our spirit scorns it and is free.

    I have no idea what he is trying to say here, but I don't like it.

    On the official Herbalife site, they have a bunch of "success stories", one of which is the story of Katiuzka Vera.
    In her story, she describes distributing 1000 fliers a day for 90 days. Can you imagine? 90,000 fliers. Think of all the time that takes, and how her city looked afterward. Jiminy. And she netted 225 customers. That is 400 fliers for each and every person she made a sale to.

    Another Herbalife "Success Story" describes the work of Diana and Nile Eddy:
    "Every day for weeks we packed up our car with flyers, staple guns, heavy tape, tacks and our children. It was a family affair," she explains.

    I'd like to show her a trick with that staple gun and heavy tape.

    The sticky backs of "hot pockets" leave distinct adhesive rectangles wherever they are torn down. They are all over the curbside features of downtown Sacramento.
    Here is another excerpt from an Herbalife "success story": Matthew and Michelle Leavitt

    There are about 1,000 homes in our neighbourhood," he continues. "Every other week we put the same flyer under people's doormats. It wasn't long before we had 10 new Distributors in our neighbourhood alone." Now, Matt and Michele spend a maximum of two hours a day, five days a week, putting flyers on cars and under doormats in front of people's homes.

  83. Re:Just thought of a way to potentially fight this by Eil · · Score: 2


    Something I once did... I got a piece of regular old email spam that happened to have an 800 number. So I dialed it up, listened to the guy give his spiel, and then played back MP3s for the part where you're supposed to leave your name and address. I discovered that you could bypass the intro message by hitting pound and go straight to the voicemail message, which had a maximum time limit of like 70 seconds. I repeated this somewhere between 15 and 20 times before I got a message saying "'s personal mailbox has run out of space. Please call again later."

    A job well done, I'd say. I only wish that on the last message, I could have left something like, "That's for spamming me, dingleberry."

  84. Andre Has a Posse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A friend of mine who went to RISD (Rhode Island School of Design, in Providence, Rhode Island) told me a few years ago that one of his classmates printed up a bunch of "Andre Has a Posse" stickers and stuck them on everything and handed them out to everyone--this was around 1992. I didn't understand why it was funny. My friend explained that it didn't mean anything--only that this dude wanted to see if he could start some kind of counter-culture in-joke. I guess it worked, because just the other day I finally saw one of these stickers in my neighborhood in Cambridge, Massachusetts, ten years later!

  85. soft of off topic, but a new way to advertise? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I notice sometimes that a moving van
    (U-Haul) would be parked in the street near
    some of the apartment complexes (and sometimes
    inside the complex), in my neighborhood and
    left there for days at a time. The
    vans themselves are splashed with the
    moving company's name and all of
    the great features of the moving van itself.
    At first I thought it may have been left there
    by a family but realising how much van rental
    costs pr. day, and the number of times I've
    seen this, and where these vans are
    usualy parked, it seems to me that they are
    doing this to advertise the vans. Also, this
    was probaly done so they don't have to pay
    fees to put up or rent a billboard :)

    1. Re:soft of off topic, but a new way to advertise? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's this guy in my complex who moved in 2.5
      weeks ago, and his 14' Uhaul has been in the lot
      ever since! It is quite in the way. Advertising,
      though? We are in an alcove--not the best place
      to show off your company.

  86. Re:DAMMIT!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    And here ***I*** was, trying to karma whore, and here you get the fucking mod points

    -1, Overuse of the word "here."

  87. The Missing Link by ParadigmShift · · Score: 1

    It seems to concentrate on the fabulous vacations that this kind of money can buy. Interspersed with the success stories are paragraphs of text that challenge you to buy into this scheme, like "Choosing to succeed can be frightening", and "Success is our birthright and we cannot allow our fears to keep us from it.", and "only desire and determination matter".

    Next investigative report: "Herbalife and Scientology: The Missing Link"

    --
    Paradigm Shift
  88. "Truth" in advertising? by Spazmania · · Score: 1

    From http://www.herbalife.com/ :

    *The weight-loss testimonials presented are applicable to the individuals depicted and are not a guarantee of your weight loss nor are they typical.

    *The income testimonials presented are applicable to the individuals depicted and are not a guarantee of your income nor are they typical.

    They've got a great privacy policy too:

    We have existing business relationships and may develop other relationships in the future with business partners. In these instances, we may share or otherwise allow access to information that is collected about you that will enable our business partners to contact you regarding products and services that may be of interest.

    --
    Moderating "-1, Disagree" is simple censorship. Have the guts to post your opinion.
    1. Re:"Truth" in advertising? by KingKupa · · Score: 1

      *The weight-loss testimonials presented are applicable to the individuals depicted and are not a guarantee of your weight loss nor are they typical.

      *The income testimonials presented are applicable to the individuals depicted and are not a guarantee of your income nor are they typical.

      These statements are required by the FDA for anyone selling health products that claim to do anything. Check out GNC, and other 'reputable' companies. Same thing...

  89. huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Or did you automatically assume it all must be a scam, and that anyone not doing your cushy job and in need of money would be too stupid to judge if this was the case?

    But... anyone who thinks their pathway to financial freedom involves laboring like an ape nailing signs to poles is too stupid to judge.

    Maybe if some of these jackasses got off their own arses and put as much effort into being an actual, hard-working member of society rather than always looking to "do it the easy way," there'd be a lot more wealthy, intelligent people around, don't you think?

    1. Re:huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Ok, you've managed to contradict yourself. At first you say it's, "labouring like an ape", then you say it's, "the easy way". I wouldn't say $500 a month for part time work is "getting rich quick". Of course, actually getting a job at all is "easier" than suffering on no job and no income.

      To be an "actual, hard-working member of society" you have to find a job. To find a job you have to be well qualified. To be well qualified you have to have a good education or a previously good job. To have a good education you have to have money. The initial "good job" without the education route is very unlikely, because so many people *have* had the opportunity of education.

      And don't get me started on the intelligence requirement. Maybe your brain allows you to be valued at $30+/hour by your employee. Some people just weren't born that way. Thus, "one job to bind them" is just not enough money to survive.

    2. Re:huh? by tsg · · Score: 1

      Ok, you've managed to contradict yourself. At first you say it's, "labouring like an ape", then
      you say it's, "the easy way".

      He did put "do it the easy way" in quotes suggesting that the easy way to make a lot of money is in fact a lot of work to make not a lot.

      --
      People's desire to believe they are right is much stronger than their desire to be right.
  90. Herbalife signs by bpfinn · · Score: 1

    The programmer for our little company fancies himself as a bit of an entrepreneur. He became an Herbalife distributor, and he had his assistant make a ton of those "lose weight" and "make money" signs. Before they had a chance to spam their neighborhoods, they got a memo from Herbalife telling them not to post any more signs. There's a huge box of mystery marketing signs rotting away in our warehouse right now. :)

  91. Who you calling redundant? by John+Harrison · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    For those of you modding me as redundant, please note that I posted my copy of page 3 exactly 1 minute before the copy that is currently rated +5 was posted.

    1. Re:Who you calling redundant? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I'll also note that you're now a whiney off-topic little bitch. Thank you.

  92. I'm just glad... by mattdm · · Score: 2

    I'm just glad that they changed from

    Work at "Home"

    to just

    Work at Home

    .

    My geek-sense was *killing* me every time I drove past one. And my wife was about to kill me for complaining about it every time.

  93. One effective weapon by joelgrimes · · Score: 1

    Someone in my area (Orange County, CA) has been plastering big, orange bumper stickers that say SCAM on top of these signs. I love the idea - I'll bet it's more effective than tearing them down since it forms a connection in the minds of people that read them.

    If people see WORK FROM HOME associated with the word SCAM enough times, the message would stick - especially in the minds of the type of person that would fall for the scam in the first place.

  94. You forgot... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ask me how? lol.

  95. Signs? Now they're attacking personal time... by Uttles · · Score: 5, Interesting

    That's right, these goonies of herbalife/quixtar/amway are out in full force trying to sign up as many unwitting subjects as they can. Here's my personal story:

    I started my own website, tigerslash.com, and in an effort to promote it I made my own bumpersticker and put it on my car. One day when I was getting gas, a "successful" looking "businessman" across from me asked about tigerslash.com. I told him what it was, briefly how I made it, and things like that. He then proceeded to ask me if I was willing to work on other internet projects, and I said "if I have the time, maybe."

    Well, I thought I was going to make some extra bucks on the side for a little web design, and Mr. X made me think the same thing when he followed up with "I run a website and I need some extra help with some of it." Then he proceeded to give me his business card, and I gave him mine, and he said he'd call once he'd consulted his associates...

    Well he did call, so I thought I was going to make some quick cash for a little web work. We set up a meeting for that thursday and when it came around, I was interested in seeing what needed to be done. Well, I show up at the office and he presents me with this flyer about Britt Worldwide and all this information about their web strategy and "e commerce infrastructure." This is when the bells started going off in my head.

    Mr. X then proceeded to elaborate on the whole mission, online sale of products combined with multilevel marketing. It was called Quixtar, the next big thing, and it sounded like a great scheme... if you were an idiot. I didn't beleive one word of it. I sat through about 30 minutes of this and took the brochure politely and left.

    When I got home, I went to the website and started shopping. Amazingly, everything was overpriced. I thought "how in the world would they get people to buy this?" The fact is, the only people who do are the ones coerced into joining, so that they earn "points" with their purchases. If you're at the top of the pyramid, this is great, but if you're the average Joe, all you're doing is paying their salaries and getting $5 a month in return (after spending hundreds on "great products.")

    I did some more digging and low and behold Quixtar is nothing more than Amway with a new name. It's the same owners, same company, but they don't say a damn thing about it when you ask them face to face. What a scam.

    Needless to say, I was pissed. This form of Spam had approached me with a technical need in my field of work, then proceeded to waste my personal time travelling to, meeting, and researching these people. All that effort to find out I had been recruited for Amway. That's the worst type of spam ever.

    --

    ~ now you know
    1. Re:Signs? Now they're attacking personal time... by geekoid · · Score: 2

      disclaimer:I was in amway, I am not now.

      Amway hates people that do that.
      Amway is not a scam, and the right people can make a really good living.
      Amways products are more expensive, but they are all top quality. If you know a distributer, buy some Amway microwave pop-corn from them, it is the best.
      Amway also contribute a lot of money to local orginizations, and foundations.

      --
      The Kruger Dunning explains most post on /. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
    2. Re:Signs? Now they're attacking personal time... by mav[LAG] · · Score: 5, Informative

      Amway hates people that do that.

      Amway also hate people who expose them for what they try and get away with.

      Amway is not a scam, and the right people can make a really good living.

      Amway is much more than a scam - it borders on being a religious cult. Same methods, indoctrination, literature, motivational techniques - everything.

      Amways products are more expensive, but they are all top quality.

      Spoken like a true Amserf. They are more expensive and they suck according to independent tests.

      Amway also contribute a lot of money to local orginizations, and foundations.

      Which makes it all OK I suppose...

      --
      --- Hot Shot City is particularly good.
    3. Re:Signs? Now they're attacking personal time... by Uttles · · Score: 2

      Funny thing is, we're not talking Amway products, here, we're talking national name brands sold through amway's website, Quixtar... or are we? Fact is, most of the products sold through Quixtar are Amway products. What a crock of shit this whole thing is.

      --

      ~ now you know
    4. Re:Signs? Now they're attacking personal time... by connorbd · · Score: 2

      I had the same pitch done to me twice. The first one was very cagey about it and took great offense when I sent him an email picking apart his scheme in great detail; the second one was a lot clumsier about it (bugging me while I was helping him at the job I was working at the time) and made the mistake of dropping the Quixtar name in conversation.

      fscking Ambots...

      /Brian

  96. Re:Just thought of a way to potentially fight this by Darth+RadaR · · Score: 1

    but maybe i could try to get their numbers onto some fax-marketing lists so the evil fax spam bastards would bombard the evil sign spam bastards! most 1-800 numbers are routed to lines that also have a regular number as well so if i could just figure those out somehow....

    Now there's an interesting thought. I dunno if fax-spammers spam 800 numbers though.

    --
    /*drunk.. fix later*/
  97. That's not the best: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Now Hiring All Shifts" to "Now Hiring All Shits"

    Don't eat the burritos.

  98. Denver "Work from Home" Scams by DaveAtFraud · · Score: 2, Interesting
    One of the local TV stations did an investigative report on the "Make Thousands Working from Home" street signs last summer. What they found were that many were simple frauds. That is, you send them money, they send you nothing. One of the more interesting "Work from Homes" scams that they found worked like this: you send them money, they send you "Work from Home" signs with YOUR phone number and a contact for making custom signs! Yep, a simple pyramid scheme. You post the signs, people send you money. You send them signs and a contact for making customized "Work from Home" signs...

    --
    They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither safety nor liberty.
    Ben
  99. I'd still.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    do her...
    for a klondike bar...

  100. Re:Just thought of a way to potentially fight this by boster · · Score: 1

    According to AT&T's website, they'll set up a domestic toll free number for 7.5 cents per minute. That's $100/day. From the SPAM-L Faq: Calling a spammer's 800 number, be careful! All 800 numbers have something known as Automatic Number Identification, or ANI. This is so that the telephone companies will know where the 800 number calls are coming from so they can bill the owner for the correct amount. This is different from Caller ID in that you can not block your own number from being sent. However, the owner of the 800 number can also get access to this list of numbers, which means that if you call a spammer to complain, it would be trivial for him to get your phone number! Therefore, it is recommended that you call for free from a pay phone. :-) However, not all 800 numbers will accept calls from payphones. I also wonder (if you used your home or busines sphone) if abuse of an 800# like would be grounds for a lawsuit against you...

    --
    Madness takes its toll. Exact change please.
  101. Here in Los Angeles by rworne · · Score: 1
    There's a backlash going on about billboards & signs. I understand it's illegal to post these things on utility poles, and many communities are banning billboards. So what do we have?

    Trucks with flatbeds that drive up and down surface streets and freeways with billboards on the back. These are on rollers so they can rotate ads several times.

    The latest gimmick are these small trailers with ads posted on them. They usually park these in outlying areas of the suburbs, and are a real eyesore. Several have $1000 reward signs and 800 numbers on them to report people who vandalize the signs. (I would vandalize one too if it was parked by some asshat in front of my house).

    --
    I tried every decent and legal way I could think of to resolve the issue w/the business before I rented the chicken suit
    1. Re:Here in Los Angeles by Frobnicator · · Score: 1
      If it was parked in front of your house you simply need to call the local police and tell them there is an unwanted vehicle parked on the street in front of your property. If it has been there overnight add that it is an abandoned vehicle. While I don't know about where you live, in my area they will at least ticket unwanted vehicles and boot or impound abandoned vehicles.

      Another local law forbids placing cars 'for sale' in public right-of-ways. There is a major 3-way intersection near the place I work that has a large shoulder on the fourth side of the intersection. About every month there will be three or four cars parked on that shoulder when I go to work, each with a 'for sale' sign in the window. When I go home, they usually have a big yellow boot on their wheels and a bright orange sticker on their windshield saying "IMPOUNDED". I'm glad that our city decided that car dealers need to have their own lots.

      --
      //TODO: Think of witty sig statement
  102. 2 By 2.net ?? by moankey · · Score: 1

    There has always been AmWays, Avon, and a plethora of MLM schemes out here in So. Cal. But the latest seem to be 2By2.net. You see them plastered all over cars and essentially is a new MLM marketing scheme that has attracted thousands of 18-25 year old high school educated people. From what I can gather one pays for an ISP service with a exorbitant up front intiation fee. Similar to the HerbaLife and every other MLM scheme.
    Initially the people involved wore those car stickers like badges of honor, now its more a symbol of a dunce hat.

  103. Saving 50% of $0 gets you $0. by Christopher+Thomas · · Score: 2

    The IRS can't require you to be successful as a business.. If you go bankrupt, you get to write it off.. In fact.. Hell, look at Enron.. It even works on a macro scale.

    All you 'have to do' is pay your taxes. You can pursue profitability.. But no one will ever require you to be successful.


    The way business expenses work up here at least (Canada) is that they don't count towards your taxable income.

    You don't get free money - you just don't have to pay as much income tax on the money you _do_ earn.

    If you're making little enough not to be paying much tax - which I'll bet you are, if hawking herbal supplements is your primary source of income - then you aren't going to get much back from having less taxable income.

  104. Toll-free voice mailboxes by kolding · · Score: 1

    What I've always wondered is where all these spamming losers get their toll-free voice mailboxes. Who runs these services?

    As an aside, everybody should call these numbers and tell them that they're losers. It costs quite a bit for somebody to receive a toll-free call....

  105. Re:Travel Report for Turkey by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This shows that you are a liar. You have never been to Turkey. The capital of Turkey is Ankara and not Istanbul.

    Istanbul should be clean, but it is filthy; after all, the Turks make good toilet cleaners in Germany. Why do they not clean any toilets in Turkey?

  106. not in this case by poemofatic · · Score: 2

    since (from what I'm reading) Herbalife is selling the IDs these signs. Unless the management of herbalife is thoroughly insane, they know exactly where the signs end up, which is why they don't want their name on them.

    Punish one ID for putting up a couple of signs? nothing changes. Force Herbalife to stop its guerilla marketing strategy or pay big $$$, and I think the streets would get a lot cleaner pretty quick.

    --

    When in doubt, have a man come through a door with a gun in his hand.

    1. Re:not in this case by ssdairy · · Score: 1

      Punish one ID for putting up a couple of signs? nothing changes. Force Herbalife to stop its guerilla marketing strategy or pay big $$$, and I think the streets would get a lot cleaner pretty quick.

      I bet that aggressive enforcement against the independent distributors would do the trick. The fine for violating my city's rather draconian sign ordinance (which requires, among other things, approval from the city engineer for any sign, a 2-foot setback from the curb, and support only from the owner's property -- i.e., not a utility pole in the public way) is up to $200 per day.

      Catch a distributor posting a half-dozen signs, fine him $1200, and I bet he stops.

      I imagine that you'd have to fine Herbalife millions before it became more than just the cost of doing business.

    2. Re:not in this case by geekoid · · Score: 2

      but Herbalife is just a supplier.
      Each distributor is its own company.

      --
      The Kruger Dunning explains most post on /. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
  107. Citizens Against Ugly Street Spam by Elkman · · Score: 3, Informative
    I'm a member of an organization called CAUSS, or Citizens Against Ugly Street Spam. This group started in Dallas a few years ago to fight the growing tide of street spam -- not just "work from home" signs, but signs for other products and services. Some of the other people putting up signs include independent insurance salespeople, a computer store which put up hundreds of signs (and who got sued for it), and a guy named the "Dirt Jerk" who puts up signs saying "We Level Lawns". The organization has since spread to other areas across the U.S., including Denver, California, New England, and Minnesota.

    One thing the report didn't mention is that people have lost thousands of dollars in these schemes. Newest Way to Wealth, one of the Herbalife offshoots which is responsible for this scheme, encourages people to put up as many signs as possible in order to get more recruits. They sell their "training materials" for hundreds of dollars, and they tell their new recruits to buy enough Herbalife products to achieve the supervisor level. They promise that people will make thousands of dollars doing this, but I've heard reports that when people run out of money or patience and try to quit, their uplines get abusive and tell the poor, misled distributors that they hadn't been working hard enough.

    And, since Herbalife is finally changing their policy to disallow signs, Newest Way to Wealth is cooking up new advertising ideas. One idea is to toss a bag filled with "Work From Home" business cards onto people's driveways, along with a few rocks to keep them from blowing away. (Of course, if they throw these little presents onto the lawn by mistake, and you don't see the baggie when you're mowing the lawn, you could end up running over it. That's a good way to put someone's eye out.) Another advertising method is to put packets of cards onto pay phones, ATM's, and every other flat surface.

    As far as the signs are concerned, most states and cities have ordinances saying that it's illegal to put signs on utility poles or in the right of way.

  108. Well, lets face it ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The GPL means that I have world wide influence
    from my home "office".

    No employer would be able to empower me this way
    :-)

    Money is for people who don't have the balls to live in the Real World.

    Toon Moene (maintainer of g77, the GNU Fortran
    compiler).

  109. Try Herbalife on Google... by coljac · · Score: 1

    And look at all the pathetic AdWords ads.

    I tried ebay, there were 26 pages at least of herbalife protein bar auctions.

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    Everyone knows that damage is done to the soul by bad motion pictures. -Pope Pius XI
  110. WOOHOO! by schon · · Score: 1

    Way to go Edmonton!!

    Geez, that makes four of us now..

    And we all seem to hang out around Whyte Ave..

    (I live in Old Strathcona)

    1. Re:WOOHOO! by Dr+Caleb · · Score: 2
      Count me in as #5. I werk in St Albert, but get thrown out of Blues on Whyte as often as possible.

      --
      "History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme." Mark Twain
  111. Reminds me of other spammers by Eric+Green · · Score: 2
    There's one group of spammers who insist that "they don't spam" because they instead have a huge affiliate network to do it for them. They claim that their official policy is to not spam and that they kick out any affliates who spam. So why do I get dozens of their spams, from a dozen different "independent affiliates", all with the same basic wording and the exact same spelling mistakes?

    Sigh. My grandmother had a phrase she used for such people: "Some people just weren't raised right."

    -E

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    Send mail here if you want to reach me.
  112. WorkFromHome: Yahoo and Not 4 U! by darkstar2a · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Just yesterday I was the lucky recipient of a H.F.O.B. (Huge F***cking Obnoxious Block) advertisement while reading a yahoo mail message. I bookmarked it and researched it after I finished the rest of my work for the day.

    After hacking through the initial 'contact' page which goes to GREAT lengths to make sure you didn't enter a dummy email address or phone number (pattern matching, predicted strings, etc) I was sent to the following link [Distributor ID removed to make sure he can't profit from it] page. It's a server that they pay for (one way or another) to have a tracking link.

    The result, for $39.95, you get sent to you 'free shipping' your Information Decision Package (Gee, sound familiar) that contains 'EVERYTHING' you need to know. (yeah right)

    I also immediately began receiving emails to the single-register email address I setup. In 24 hours, I've received 4 messages so far.

    My FAVORITE part is on their contact page . Throughout the whole site they tell you that you can't contact them before you order your $39.95 IDP, however on the contact page they have this to say:

    After reviewing our website, if you still feel you need "more information" before you purchase a guaranteed decision and training package, then chances are that this is not for you and you wouldn't meet our qualifications.
    Meaning, if your not stupid enough to pay $40 for something you know absolutely nothing about, your smarter than we are and you'll see what kind of financial idiots your looking at.

    How fun, how timely!

    I'm just getting to this, so it's probably going to be buried in deep. If you get this far, I hope you enjoy the information!

    Garth

  113. So then . . . Re:Untrue by StefanJ · · Score: 2

    . . . why aren't they advertising this as a "Save Thousands in Taxes!!!!" scheme?

  114. In related news: by Leto2 · · Score: 2

    Herbalife (ticker symbol HERBA) made a 25% gain on the day the cockeyed-story ran.

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  115. Microsoft billboard... by NanoGator · · Score: 1, Troll

    Anybody remember those 'Where do you want to go today?' billboards? It has a picture of the little hand icon pointing to the 'START' menu.

    Somebody shifted the index finger to the right one digit. Heh.

    Maybe that's the trick to putting a stop to those signs. When you see a sign that says 'Lose 30 pounds' write a caption under it that says '(English Pounds are worth 2 American Dollars)'

    --
    "Derp de derp."
  116. Re:what mystery? (Lose weight now!) by TClevenger · · Score: 2, Funny

    "I saw one of those bumper stickers that said, 'Lose weight now. Ask me how.' So I asked him how. He said, 'Go on a diet, you fat pig.'"

    -Bob Zany

  117. Page 6, Herbalife and the Church of Scientology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    subject says it all.

  118. Re:Just thought of a way to potentially fight this by BrK · · Score: 2

    I have a personal 1-800 fax number, and yes, it does get fax spams frequently enough to be annoying.

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  119. Audio Message by darkstar2a · · Score: 1
    Oops, one link I forgot. You can listen to the voice message "Ya know' on their website as well.

    It's a RealAudio file (who's business practices annoy me, so find it yourself if you don't have it already)

    Garth

  120. Here is the Google Cache of the /.-ed page by spike+hay · · Score: 1

    Article

    Jeez, it's already slashdotted.

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    If you don't understand any of my sayings, come to me in private and I shall take you in my German mouth.
  121. There are more people taking them down by Peter+Simpson · · Score: 1

    http://www.causs.org/

  122. How to filter out 90% of your spam by anotherone · · Score: 2
    I got this tip from Something Awful's Lowtax:

    Just put a filter that moves any email that doesn't have your name (or server, in some cases)in the To: header field. So if it doesn't have geek.com or whatever in the headers, it goes to the spam box. I've been using that for a month, and it's only filtered one email that I was supposed to get into the spam bucket. (That was a newsletter that I subscribed to, and I quickly fixed that by adding an exception.)

    Hope this helps!

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    1. Re:How to filter out 90% of your spam by WzDD · · Score: 1

      I reached the same idea independently about six months back, but instead of using my name I filtered out anything that didn't have my email address in the To: field, based on the assumption that most spammers use Bcc: lists or other tricks. It worked great.

      I've since installed SpamAssassin to deal with the occassional stuff that goes directly to my email address, but as a low-tech method, simply filtering out mail not directly addressed to you works amazingly well.

    2. Re:How to filter out 90% of your spam by anotherone · · Score: 2

      er... yeah... that's actually what I meant by name, my mistake. I wish slashdot allowed editing.

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  123. Re:It's NOT REALLY a tax break! by billstewart · · Score: 2
    First of all, you don't make money at it, so the only way tax deductions help is if you can use the business to convert expenses that would otherwise be personal into business expenses, which is hard. And if you are one of the rare people making money on it, the main way you can reduce taxes is by deciding it's a cash business and not reporting any of the income, which may be difficult depending on what Herbalife reports to the IRS.

    Sure, you can deduct the expenses of the business, as long as you make money one year out of three (which basically means you can lose money for two years before giving up.) But that only covers your car and printing expenses - it doesn't cover the value of your labor, which is the big cost of putting up the signs. If you pay someone else to install your loser-signs, you can deduct what you pay them, but they have to pay income taxes on it, so that's no help, unless you can scam a bit of money into your otherwise-non-taxpaying kids' names. (If you pay yourself wages, it would be a wash, except that you'll then owe self-employment tax (aka Social Security) so you're paying out even more.) It's a big lose.

    You can only deduct your home office if it's dedicated to being a home office and meets a variety of other rules. You can't simply deduct 1/4 of your rent because half your living room and garage are full of posters and boxes of unsold dangerous pills, or because you've got your computer on the table in the family room along with the TV. And if you do own your home, the money you've deducted for using it as a home office has tax consequences down the road as well. Don't bother with the home office deduction unless you're running a real business.

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    Bill Stewart
    New Fast-Compression-only CPR http://preview.tinyurl.com/dy575ks
  124. You should be fined... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...and beaten severely. Learn to spell the names of companies (Hershey's, Herbalife, etc.), proper capitalization, grammer, and the fundamentals of debate before posting again.

    To tear apart your straw man:

    Imagine that Hershey's told Safeway to post thugs outside the doors to beat up any customer who doesn't have a Hershey's product. In return, Safeway gets half the increase of sales.

    So, yes, Hershey's should be fined if they were to encourage Safeway and their other distributors to use illegal tactics to sell their products.

  125. Waitaminute waitaminute waitaminute! by Jay+L · · Score: 2

    How can you POSSIBLY write off business losses that are greater than your business expenses?

    If I spend $1000 printing ugly signs, and make zero profits, then I have a business loss of $1000.

    Going back to the multifamily improvements analogy - I actually did this. I bought a house, turned 50% of it into a rental property, got roommates, and counted 50% of all home improvements as rental expenses. But I couldn't take a deduction for more than I spent! The worksheet is really simple - Write your rental/home business income on line 1, write your rental/home business expenses on line 2, subtract 2 from 1 and write the result on line 3 as your gain or loss.

    Similarly, you can deduct the amount of any monetary gifts to charity, but you no longer have that money, so it's still a net loss (financially)! There might be some tax benefits to TIMING your charitable gifts so they balance out large gains in the same year, but you will never end up with more money from tax deductions than you would have if you hadn't lost/given away your own money.

    Anyone who thinks they can actually save money on taxes by intentionally running a money-losing business is stupid. Then again, anyone who thinks they can make money selling Herbalife is stupid, so it's a good match.

    1. Re:Waitaminute waitaminute waitaminute! by banking_intern · · Score: 1

      I think you've confused profits and revenue. If you make no profit your revenue equals expense, if you lose money your expense is greater than revenue.... Thus if you spend 1000 and have 0 profits you got 1000 in revenue and have no tax deduction.

  126. That's especially obnoxious of Herbalife by billstewart · · Score: 2
    MLMs aren't all scams, it's only 90% that are that give the others a bad name :-) To the extent that they're legitimate businesses rather than pyramid scams, it's because they're selling a real product that real customers are likely to want to pay for, and the MLM/pyramid/network structure is just a mechanism for hiring salespeople that scales with the product's ability to attract customers.

    But if this company doesn't put its name on the advertising, that says it's *only* trying to sell distributorships, not products. Which is to say, it's real product is scamming other people into paying to become distributors, not to sell product.

    Around here, about half the signs are "Work From Home" and about half are "Lose 30-40 Pounds", so it's some balance between pure scammage and probable scammage.

    --

    Bill Stewart
    New Fast-Compression-only CPR http://preview.tinyurl.com/dy575ks
    1. Re:That's especially obnoxious of Herbalife by connorbd · · Score: 2

      More to the point, MLM is a franchise model gone haywire. No intelligent company would be delegating franchise sales to the local level; the scam in MLM is that with no franchise protection the only reasonable way to make money is to sell distributorships. The product is irrelevant.

      /Brian

  127. Paid Bribe in Advance stickers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In New York / New Joisey, it's the PBA stickers that help repel speeding tickets...

  128. Home Business System International? by Peter+Simpson · · Score: 1

    Anybody know anything about these clowns? They
    seem to be a Herbalife clone. All websites
    alike, no details till you send money, etc.

    www.portal4dreams.com

  129. Cool.. by schon · · Score: 1

    Count me in as #5. I werk in St Albert

    Cool.. I'm in St. Albert all the time (we have an office right downtown..) where abouts do you work?

    Y'know, this is getting seriously off-topic :o)

    1. Re:Cool.. by Dr+Caleb · · Score: 2
      West side of St. Albert, west of 184th St. Pretty much as west as you get. A company associated with the Oilers.

      Who cares about off topic? :-)

      --
      "History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme." Mark Twain
    2. Re:Cool.. by Stoutlimb · · Score: 2

      I wonder how many BioWare employees from Whyte come on here. I know I see a bunch of them at the local Taco Time. I wonder how loud of a voice they are here.

    3. Re:Cool.. by schon · · Score: 1

      I wonder how many BioWare employees from Whyte come on here

      Dunno.. none of them are me :o)

      Although BioWare guys, if you're listening, My Birthday is coming up, and I'd love a copy of Neverwinter Nights :o)

  130. How much to...? by PhotoGuy · · Score: 2
    You will need to sell a lot of pills to make back the money you have invested. As a distributor, you will have spent at least $240 in materials to get started, and you are probably anxious to get that money back in sales. If you are a Supervisor, you have an easier road, but it is a lot longer, because you are trying to make up for buying that initial $2,000 in product.
    So, $240 to start, and $2000 for Supervisor. How much will it cost me to get to OT3?

    -me
    --
    Love many, trust a few, do harm to none.
    1. Re:How much to...? by jcr · · Score: 2

      How much will it cost me to get to OT3?

      IIRC, about 300 grand, plus you have to abandon your sanity.

      -jcr

      --
      The only title of honor that a tyrant can grant is "Enemy of the State."
  131. Re:DAMMIT!!! (offtopic) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Its called emphasis, learn it.

  132. correct spelling? by Destoo · · Score: 1

    Learn to spell correctly?
    That's how all the fish fungus afficcionadoes got sued by some animal's warezh0use .com company, just a few stories ago.

    So let's NOT use the right company name and use L33t spelling to avoid the court!

    On topic? nah.. got nothing to say. But it was an interesting read.

    --
    Nouvelles de jeux et technologies en français. TC
  133. We've killed cockeyed.com! by Raetsel · · Score: 2

    All I got was:
    • This is the Plesk Server Administrator(TM) default page.

      If you see this page it means:

      1) hosting for this domain is not configured
      or
      2) there's no such domain registered in Plesk.

      For more information please contact [email address removed...]

    Ouch.

    Slashdotted to oblivion! Sorry guys...

    --

    "...America's great minds of today, teaching America's great minds of tomorrow. Poor bastards." -- A Beautiful Min
    1. Re:We've killed cockeyed.com! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (Cartman, Stan, & Kyle): You bastards!

  134. Kramer Logic Re:Untrue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You know, this sounds like Kramer Logic.

    "Who cares! They'll just write it off! All the rich people do it!"

  135. Re:William of Occam (OT) by bobv-pillars-net · · Score: 1
    Concerning your sig:

    The explanation requiring the fewest assumptions is the most likely to be correct. -- William of Occam

    The correct quote is:

    Entities ought not to be multiplied except of necessity.

    Few people know that the actual debate concerned the
    oneness (versus the plurality) of God.
    --
    The Web is like Usenet, but
    the elephants are untrained.
  136. Public nuisance by coyote-san · · Score: 2

    Many cities have laws declaring these signs public nuisances because they post a significant threat to public safety.

    Some fliers have been put on utility boxes, sometimes blocking vents or making access more difficult because they covered hinges or latches. In the worst case scenarios the equipment can fail (due to blocked ventilation) or even catch on fire, and public services (e.g., road signals) fail.

    Some fliers are on a stuff boarding that blocks the view of drivers of other traffic, traffic control signals, or pedestrians.

    Finally, even the flat papers are often distracting because of bright colors, etc. And, legally, it's easier to ban everything than to try to write legislation that allows some fliers while refusing others.

    In light of these problems - problems which are not abstract fears but real problems reported in real traffic accidents where people were injured - it's obscene to call this postering "reasonable and non-destructive." There are extensive regulations on the right-of-way of roadways for a reason, and the desire of some cheapskates for free advertising does not negate the very real problems those regulations are designed to address.

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    1. Re:Public nuisance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...but in a way they already have laws that allow specific types of postering... think every election period, and what gets posted and where, and what happens if someone tries to remove them. There are even "issues" when a municipality tries to mandate when they can be posted and how soon after the election they have to be removed.

  137. Page 6 The Final Page by cmdr_beeftaco · · Score: 0, Funny

    With a little internet research, I was able find the Sally Mizatch, yet another success story in Herbalife's promotional material. Sally lived in Auburn, a small town near Sacramento. I gave Sally a call and told her what I was doing and ask if would have some time to meet. I drove up to Auburn on an early Saturday afternoon meet Sally at a local ice cream parlor. Sally arrived in a remarkably non-descript black Honda Civic. Sally was an attractive woman in her early 30's, a graduate of Chico State, a public university several hours from Sacramento. Sally had majored in business and had worked several years for starting with Herbalife. Sally has sold over $80,000 dollars of Herbalife products, last month alone, through a distribution network she set-up in Vietnam and parts of China. Sally invited me back to offices to observe her operations. Sally's office turned out to be a Motel 6 outside of town. Inside her motel room she offered me a drink, while she slipped into something more comfortable. Not knowing where this was leading I hesitated to remove any clothing and instead gulped by Scotch and poured another. Sally came out where a red silk teddy and sat down next to me. I slowly ran my hand up the inside of her thigh to find a large sac containing 2 walnut sized balls and rather large, partially aroused, cock. Not wanting to miss my opportunity for the story of the century, I quickly dropped to my knees went to town on Sally's cock. Sally if you are out there please call me back...

    1. Re:Page 6 The Final Page by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      lol. Best post from the article, Cmdr_porktaco.

  138. Re:Anti-spam-spam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    troll
    i agree that this street spam litter. when i see one of those signs i would rather see it defaced, defeating thier purpose and leaving evidence of disapproval, than immediately removed.

  139. Obey Giant by Gothmolly · · Score: 2

    Was started as a college thesis at Rhode Island School of Design by a guy named Shep Fairy. He did, among other things, T-shirts for a band called Pollinate. "Andre" signs can be found in weird places, all over the country and the world. THAT was his thesis.

    Nobody makes money off it.

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    I want to delete my account but Slashdot doesn't allow it.
    1. Re:Obey Giant by connorbd · · Score: 2

      "Pollinate"... appropriate.

      To be honest with you, before I found out what exactly the joke was I thought the face looked more like Peter Jurasik as Londo in Bab5; it certainly takes some work to get Andre's face out of what looks like a twelfth-gen photocopy.

      /Brian

  140. Bringing in the $K by nytmare · · Score: 1

    The money doesn't really count when you're buying your own products.

  141. Herbal drugs? by jellybear · · Score: 1

    ...herbal drugs?

  142. In a related matter by Fear+the+Clam · · Score: 2, Funny

    This reminds me of TheSpark's Fat Project, in which, inspired by one of those signs, the author gets two people to try to gain 30 pounds in 30 days. Worth a read.

  143. 404 by sulli · · Score: 2

    OMG, you killed cockeyed! YOU BASTARDS!

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    sulli
    RTFJ.
  144. Correction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ran that page. It's hard down.

  145. I fought Street Spam and spent a night in the Slam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I live in New York City. Because of the nature of my job, I worked 12 - 14 hour days after Spetember 11. On my first day off, I went out for a walk. I was appalled to discover "Make Money at Home" signs with the addition of "SAFELY" in bold, underscored letters. I was incredibly pissed that someone was trying to profiteer off of peoples fears. I started tearing down the signs. The guy posting them and his two helpers confronted me. A shouting match broke out. The last rational thing I said was "You're a fucking parasite!" I called a cop over and just as he turned and focused his attention on me, the guy made an impropper suggestion about someone and I grabbed him. He punched and clawed me good. Because I made the first move, I got arrested. Because fingerprints are now taken electronically (which was actually kind of cool) and checked via telecom but all the telecom was knocked out, I had to spend a night in the pokey. I had to spend a $1000 for a defense attorney but he did get the charges dismissed. It was worth every dime.

  146. Re:what mystery? (Lose weight now!) by CtrlPhreak · · Score: 1

    wow, something Bob Zany said was funny? When did this happen, I can't believe I'd miss that.

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  147. So does that mean they'll stop selling signs? by billstewart · · Score: 1

    According to the articles, the Herbalife signs all look pretty much the same because the company sells them. If they stop selling more signs to their "independent distributors", maybe they mean that directive - but if they keep selling signs, then they're just trying to look good. Answers will be coming soon to a telephone pole near you :-)

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    Bill Stewart
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  148. Ork at home by guygore · · Score: 1

    A lot of "Work at Home" signs in Ohio keep having their "W" torn off. "Ork at Home". Nanoo-nanoo baby!

  149. Re:DAMMIT!!! (offtopic) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Its called emphasis, learn it.

    Then he should have written it like this:
    And here ***I*** was, trying to karma whore, and you get the fucking mod points

  150. Re:Anti-spam-spam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    troll == someone you don't agree with?

    What a narrow mind you have.

  151. Re:SPAM-blech. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "... and (rumor has it) is edible."

    Try living off it for a week. Change your opinion, it will.

  152. Re:It's a tax break!-Home by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "i.e., you can't call your living room or kitchen a home office. Writing off home rent/utilities at home is one of the flags that may make the IRS look at your return very closely."

    So obviously one can't run a home business out of a small apartment.

  153. Re:Untrue-MonoCorp. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "The rules are different for corporations than for individuals, since what an individual does may or may not be a business while a corporation is a business by definition."

    Set yourself up as a corporation with an employee of one. You!.

  154. Re:It's a tax break!-Home by cthlptlk · · Score: 1

    So obviously one can't run a home business out of a small apartment

    You can, but the part that you write off has to be dedicated to the business. You can't say that it's an office part of the time and something else the rest of the time.

  155. Re:MLM companies-"Secret clubs" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hmmm...I don't know if anyone's encountered what I'm about to describe. Get a letter in the mail telling you about a "club" you can join to save money on big ticket items. You know cars,home furniture, vacations, etc. Well anyway when you go to their "office" more a big room with other potential "recruits" and the walls have promotional material. They start telling you how this "hush-hush" club has "special" arangements with companies that are significently lower than retail. You order what you want by going into this room that is wall to wall catalogs of items you want. Cars,vacations,etc are usually through a number. The CATCH is that they want a significant downpayment ($1000.00 min usually) and annual (or less) dues. To get this wonderful oppertunity. Also they tell you this is a one time only offer. Never to be offered to you again (that much they do stick to). BTW usually the letter comes with a coupon for a "prize" if you come in (prize in most cases was for a free porterait). Anyone else have any encounters with same, and what's the story?

  156. this sounds kinda like scientology.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    just keep paying to get in

  157. Re:Anti-spam-Breezy Cheeks. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Better hope that 'Y' doesn't fall off.

  158. Welcome to MY Latest OBSESSION! by The_THOMAS · · Score: 2, Informative

    I live in Seattle and when I moved here 10 years ago, the telephone poles were very cool. "Poles!" you say? Yes, you see, so many band posters would be stapled to poles that they would literally create a poofy half foot padding around the things. I found that to be charming in a community sort of way. A few years later, the local nazi District Attorney passed a law against the posting of ANY signs on public property. Bad for cutesy band posters good for losing the "Drop 30#s In 30 Days"

    So where am I going with this? Well, recently I've noticed a HUGE increase in the number of these signs popping up everywhere! All kinds! What the hell is going on? Isn't this against the law. Don;t these people pay a fine? After several emails I find out there's a hiring freeze so the retired guy who fines these scum bags will not be replaced, ever.

    So now we're stuck with no poofy telephone poles and plenty of "Work at Home" signs. Stupid local Gov't!

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    Ya Sure! You Betcha!, The_THOMAS
  159. Re:William of Occam (OT) by DaveAtFraud · · Score: 1

    Absolutely true but I find the "translation" I use to be clearer. Face it, if William were here speaking to us now, neither of us would probably understand a word he was saying. I will change the attribution on the sig to be Occam's Razor. I think this is actually what the statement I use is correctly known as... regardless of whether William actually said it... but after I post the reply.

    Dave

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    Ben
  160. Re:...not just in the US, but illegal in .be by anticypher · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I was at the American embassy a while ago and saw a sign posted warning americans not to attempt to set up MLM scams in Europe. I asked the visa officer about it, and he said the embassy was aware of a number of americans currently in prison for setting up amway or herbalife MLM scams.

    When the fraud police see the posters going up, they track back the number and arrest the scammer. Locals are allowed to avoid prison time by cooperating fully in testifying against their recruiter. If the recruiter is a local, lather, rinse, repeat. At the top, they always catch an american or a russian, and throw them in prison.

    Americans tend to be ex-military trailer trash types who did a tour on a NATO base, and think they can come back and scam the locals, since they discover the american market is completely saturated a million times over. The russians are mafia wannabes who add physical intimidation, threats, blackmail and other nasty things to increase ROI. Its the russians the police are after, since there are other crimes than just conspiracy and finacial fraud. But they prosecute the americans just as vigorously, because they tend to make full confessions and claim that since fraud is legal in the US, it must be legal here.

    Ex-pat groups always get americans or brits trying to set up a new MLM network. But the ex-pat types tend to be intelligent enough to know it can't work, so the scammers move on.

    But I still see posters around town. Stopping these scams even with good laws on the books is like playing whak-a-mole.

    the AC

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  161. Re:Anti-spam-Breezy Cheeks. by shogun · · Score: 2

    Umm I dont think you got it, its quite humourous just as it is if you read the McDonalds M and the YASS together as a 2 letter and a 3 letter word..

  162. Re:Anti-spam-Breezy Cheeks. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    OH! Cute.

  163. Across the world by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    These adds have started popping up across Melbourne, Australia too.

  164. Poles belong to power company by firewrought · · Score: 1

    I figure that if it's on public property and I'm a tax payer. I have a right to remove them if I see fit.

    The bad thing about this logic is that people posting the signs can use it to justify their activity... if you have a right to remove it, they have a right to post it.

    Ultimately, though, these poles belong to the power company (at least they do in my town of Birmingham, AL), and posting on them is considered trespassing. Of course... the power company doesn't really cares too much.

    A few years back, some unknown people went all over town slapping stickers that said "Pole Trash! Do not support these businesses." in such as a way to obscure the content of each ad. Kinda funny for the "Make money at home!" ads, but it seemed like an assholish thing to do to the little local guys running their own legit businesses.

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  165. Re:It's a tax break!-Home by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Be rough in a studio then. Consist of a living room, kitchen, closet, attic, and bathroom. The last four are small. The first not much bigger. Can't stand up in the attic. In other words. Everythings too small to "give away". And I should point out that I've seen smaller and/or awkward places.

  166. Did you send him a bill? by ckm · · Score: 2

    Shoulda sent him a bill for your time @ $100/hr...

    Chris.

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  167. vector marketing by chompz · · Score: 2

    I once applied(if you can call it that) for a job with a company called vector marketing. Basicly the job application/interview process consisted of seeing if some of the applicants in the group could read, if they could, everyone could have a "job" with guaranteed minimum pay - where's the fine print lock key? - for the first month.

    They had all the applicants attend a week long two hour a day seminar about the product they sell, cutco knives. They were impressive knives (I still prefer real knives, even if they do go dull sometimes), but they are better than you ultra-uber-kool-ginsu knife.

    They never mentioned that each sales person was required to purchase a complete set of thier products for ~$300 until the second to the last day of the seminar. When they mentioned that fact, I left that room before he finished his sentence. No way was I going to spend money doing something which I was only guaranteed partial return on my investment. Besides, I would feel really guilty imposing myself on people who don't want me there trying to sell something to them that they need more than they need another hole in thier head.

    I don't understand how this type of business model can be legal, its like spamming, but going about it one person at a time, with a personally addressed spam (phone call). No thank you.

    I wouldn't EVER buy something from a company who didn't feel it important to have some sort of a store front, why should I work for a company with no tangibleness.

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  168. Funny? try again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "They're cut down telephone poles there specificly for the purpose of posting flyers/ads."

    Try actually READING what you quote. In case you possess only 4rd grade reading skills, "They're" is a contraction, combining the words 'They' and 'are'. So the point of the sentence wouldn't be "They are cutting down telephone poles..." as you read it. It would be "There are telephone poles placed specifically placed for ads, which have been cut down cause people can't reach 20 feet high." Get it? Good.

  169. Move on people. Nothing to see here... by robinjo · · Score: 1

    Let's see. A MLM won't make the top rich? Why then all those "I'm a millionare"-dudes at the recruiting speaches?

    You call corporations a pyramid. That means that you've either bought all that MLM propaganda or are trying to scam people. In either case, I feel sorry for you.

  170. Re:...not just in the US, but illegal in .be by arivanov · · Score: 2

    It is illegal in most of Europe, but not everywhere. Some countries (UK) have not adopted the legislation fully (it is in a EU directive). I have the good intetion to nail one such scam (Zenith Windows double glazing company), but had no luck.15 minutes research showed that nope,they cannot be nailed.

    Apparently consumer rights is something that exists on the continent. You go across the strip of water (of any width) and they disappear.

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  171. Sightings around the world by LadyLucky · · Score: 2
    I have seen these signs in the smallest rural towns of New Zealand.

    Any other countries bursting with people to work from home?

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  172. We always said here by da5idnetlimit.com · · Score: 1

    that those signs are the proof truth is a dangerous weapon...

    I mean what they really say is : You will lose 45$ and it will take you 30 days to understand it.

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  173. Nope... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Scientology as originally a crazed religion in an old science fiction novel. The guy who created the rl cult lifted the whole thing.

  174. www.herbalife.com coming up blank by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It appears that their Microsoft IIS box is a little stressed this morning...

    Apr 12 09:45:36 http Rx: HTTP/1.1 200 OK
    Apr 12 09:45:36 Rx: http://www.herbalife.com/
    Apr 12 09:45:36 Server: Microsoft-IIS/5.0
    Apr 12 09:45:36 Content-Location: http://www.herbalife.com/index.html
    Apr 12 09:45:36 Date: Fri, 12 Apr 2002 13:46:02 GMT
    Apr 12 09:45:36 Content-Type: text/html
    Apr 12 09:45:36 Accept-Ranges: bytes
    Apr 12 09:45:36 Last-Modified: Tue, 15 Jan 2002 01:09:34 GMT
    Apr 12 09:45:36 ETag: "18e8a14b619dc11:941"
    Apr 12 09:45:36 Content-Length: 1137

  175. Give them more than they bargained for. by wackysootroom · · Score: 2

    I thought about replacing the URL on the signs with http://goatse.cx.

    I wonder what that would do for their business.

  176. www.CAUSS.org by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is an organization CAUSS - Citizens Against Ugly Street Spam. http://www.CAUSS.org .

    These folks are citizen activists who remove street signs across the country. There is lots of information on this site about street spam and how to get rid of it in your community (99% of these signs are illegal in the first place). There are also discussion forums on this site where occasionally you might see the rantings of a street spammer who got their signs "sharked".

    AC

  177. Something.... by shaldannon · · Score: 1

    The guy I know said it more or less means "I support law enforcement" and that you have to know the right people to come by one. Which reminds me of a sticker I saw on the back of a junker as I was driving south on Wake Forest Rd. where it merges into Capital Blvd. The sticker said

    [small]Officer, will this sticker which says[/small]
    [huge]I support law enforcement[/huge]
    [small]stop you from pulling me over for speeding?[/small]

    I've also wondered if the sticker I described is related to the blue square sticker with a yellow = symbol on it.

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  178. incorrect sig by onShore_Jake · · Score: 1

    I know it's OT, but...
    At the time of posting, the above sig is inc.
    Here are the correct lyics to I&S:

    "They fight! And bite!
    They bite and bite and fight!
    Fight fight fight!
    Bite, bite, bite!
    The Itchy and Scratchy Show!"

    Or if you prefer Marge's non-violent version used in "Porch Pals":

    "They love! And share!
    They love and love and share!
    Love love love!
    Share share share!
    The Itchy and Scratchy Show!"

    1. Re:incorrect sig by istartedi · · Score: 1

      Do you have a link for that? I'll have to listen very closely the next time I&S comes on. Maybe I should submit this to kissthisguy.com. Now, I wonder if I can fit the corrected version in the 120 character limit...

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    2. Re:incorrect sig by onShore_Jake · · Score: 1
      peep http://www.snpp.com/guides/lisa-3.html A little more than half way down the pg.

      It's a site I know prolly too well. Really great Simpsons reference. Really really good and great.

  179. Re:...not just in the US, but illegal in .be by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Zenith windows are scum. Ever get caught in one of their "sequential dialling" sweeps on Sunday morning? This despite registering with the TPS..

  180. Lost 30 pounds - Aww, what a shame! by Bill+Kendrick · · Score: 2

    *I* always thought the "Lost 30 Pounds" signs were just like the "Lost Black Cat" signs. ;)

    I always felt bad for them. I hoped they'd find their 30 pounds. Maybe it's in the pound? :)

  181. Slashdotted the site for good it seems... by mansemat · · Score: 1

    Offtopic and a bit ranty, I know, but...

    Slashdot isn't helping spread news like this when it slashdots the server to the point where the admins TAKE THE PAGES OFF THE 'NET.

    I managed to read the first four or so pages of the story from the text that people have posted, but not the ending (i.e. the damn conclusion!).

    The site got nuked 5 minutes after /. posted the story.

    It's be nice if slashdot would mirror the site "just in case". Since now the damn article has been taken off the web and I can't finish reading it.

    It's nice that /. provides the space to comment on articles such as this, but when the article itself is eradicated, I mean, WTF? Does this seem right to you? The original news is gone! Granted it *may* be back up in a few days if the server admin hasn't gone broke paying for the sudden surge in bandwidth this month, but still. I wonder how much of a service /. is sometimes when it nukes the content that it tells us we should look at.

    Anyhoo... if someone knows of a mirror of the second half (page 5+?) of the article please post or send me an email. I'm interested to see how it turned out.

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  182. Work from home + hot horny housewives. by Aluminum+Tuesday · · Score: 1

    The two most comomon types of e-mail spam I receive are the "work from home!" variety, and the ones advertising "hot horny HOUSEWIVES!". I'd always wondered whether there was a *link* between the two... ;-)

  183. I'm a troll, ladies and gentlemen... by NanoGator · · Score: 2

    This is the text of my original post:

    "Anybody remember those 'Where do you want to go today?' billboards? It has a picture of the little hand icon pointing to the 'START' menu.

    Somebody shifted the index finger to the right one digit. Heh.

    Maybe that's the trick to putting a stop to those signs. When you see a sign that says 'Lose 30 pounds' write a caption under it that says '(English Pounds are worth 2 American Dollars)' "

    Somebody modded me down as a troll. I don't see how really. It was on topic, it wasn't inflamatory, as a matter of fact it was a funny story.

    If somebody could give me a reasonable explanation about how this could be interpreted as being a troll, I'd be most appreciative. I certainly didn't intend for it to be trollish. If there's something I could do to modify my presentation, it'd help me make sure i"m NOT being a Troll.

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  184. SCAM signs. by Alkaiser · · Score: 2

    Someone has been going around in my area (Irvine, CA) and posting these bright neon stickers that say "SCAM" over the last 4 digits of the phone number, or breaking off the bottom 4 digits. If I ever see them defacing the signs, I'll stop my car and shake their hand.

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  185. Re:WorkFromHome: Update by darkstar2a · · Score: 1
    After receiving an additional message and telling the user to get a life and/or get lost I have not received any further messages as of yet.

    I also received the following message (to a different internal non-user account) which is probably unrelated but timely:

    From: Home Business Lifestyle ellsworthtoohey29@workfromhomenewsletter.com

    Hello dnsadmin@***.com, welcome to the Work From Home Newsletter!

    Dear dnsadmin@***.com,
    Welcome to the Work From Home Newsletter!

    We were given your e-mail address by one of our partner websites as someone who is interested in working from home or home-based business opportunities. If this is not the case, or if you would rather not receive our publication, simply reply to this message and you will be promptly removed from our subscriber list.

    Wishing you prosperity in your ventures,

    R. J. Tyree Editor, Work From Home Newsletter

    Our E-mail is never sent unsolicited. If you believe you have recieved this message in error or simply wish to be removed from our subscriber list, simply reply to this message and you will be removed promply.

    Doing a Google on Tyree and "Work from Home" brought up this link which looks completely different and has a different voicemail message. However it has they same reference to a $39.95 Home Decision Kit. I wonder? don't you?

    Garth

  186. It is a new game... by Pac · · Score: 2

    Team Karma Whoring