The man should be drawn and quartered for making such a piece of shit as C++.
It's his credibility from Bell Labs that make every marketeer love this big, bloated, and throughly offensive language. My beef is not with OOP, even though it's useless for anything practical. It's with the prositution of C (K&R in particular) for bullshit.
"Those two facts have NOTHING to do with each other...."
Bullshit. gg: Molten Core Magnetic Field -> "I'm feeling lucky" -> http://www-istp.gsfc.nasa.gov/Education/Imagnet.ht ml
"In nature, magnetic fields are produced in the rarefied gas of space, in the glowing heat of sunspots and in the molten core of the Earth. Such magnetism must be produced by electric currents, but finding how those currents are produced remains a major challenge."
Used to have a molten core. It has no electromagnetic field any more (they are closely related), and hence gets hit by all the asteroids (big and small).
Oh yeah.... Ummm. BSD is Dying! There I'm a troll.
Scroll wheels suck. That's my only bitch about a Razer mouse. They have no practical purpose most games (weapon switching?!? Any player worth his/her salt has keyboard binds to all the weapons anyway).
Other than that. Razer Vs. Logitech Gaming Mouse. Either one is good stuff.
Do we always in a fucking menace to fight in this society?
"I'm scared of the Germans! Oh the Germans are after me! Oh the Germans!" -- Mr. Burns, The Simpsons
We can be worried about possible cyber-attacks (whatever the fuck that bullshit means -- DDoS'es, Hacktivism, SPAM?!?), but when you put a name to your supposed fears, you realize how retarded your fear really was.
Any 15 year old script kiddie can bring down the Internet infrastructure. Are we equating _ALL_ of China with 15 year old script kiddies? Don't we have diplomatic relations with China? It's called diplomacy, look it up.
Open Source, XML. It will do. Far better than AOL/MSN/ICQ.
Switch to Jabber now (only to switch to something else later)! Once we have our decentrialized p2p c2c architechure over PKI for use with PIM applicatiosns (all searchable with LDAP of course), we'll have to switch away from jabber.
Jabber is missing a killer app... Hence, no one swtiches. It's transport support is cool, but lame and braindead in comparision to Trillian's or gaim's. It's like Beta Vs. VHS. Jabber (Beta) has some good tech and lofty goals. AIM/ICQ/MSN have shit, but control the masses. As always, it will take years to break that strong hold.
-------------- Did somebody's journal entry tell us not to post today or something? This article has 3 comments... And it's 4 hours old!
WTF are you doing in the labs? They're smelly, have a bunch of assholes in them, and don't have mountain dew on tap. Fuck computer labs! (SSH/PuTTY into the lab boxen...) Work from home / on the quad with a laptop while downloading DivX goodies.
Didn't anyone ever teach you what college was all about? Go watch Animal House! 50 demerits for you!
One of our inhouse programmers wrote a tool that makes code pretty much self-documenting.
Using ColdFusion, it strips out the comments for "Code Logic", rips out the Queries you use, the custom tags you use, and the parameters your page takes (url.person_name), so others can see them easily.
It then stores it all in a database table that can be modified when the source gets changed. The one thing it's missing is 'mass important'. You gotta do every file by hand and let it go through the motions.
Now if only there was a self-documenting user help system:)...
"Whatever you may think of Blizzard and the DMCA, at least it shows Blizzard is listening to its fans."
What fsckin' crack are you smoking? Blizzard is all about the benjamin's. Where the hell was TCP/IP LAN play in the first *eight* patches? They throw you a bone now and you want to suck their dick. Good for you.
Just because they're smelly doesn't mean a bunch of ignorant krauts should have their way with them.
There's only one way to achieve work domination: Economics.
There isn't enough people on the planet to police everyone, therefore you have to take over their values, attitudes, and monetary systems. Fuck Hitler's grand army. He just had a small dick.
Who would want this sorry hunk of rock anyway?
Automation as downsizing of the American workforce
on
ULTra Robo-Taxi
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· Score: -1, Flamebait
Everytime you jerks offs save money, time, and/or energy you put some poor bastard out of a job. Your super duper cab just canned 5,000 cabbies in the New York area alone. Can't you take your yuppie scum ideas elsewhere?
You want a P133? I think it will do Quake 1 in software mode. I got one over in the corner...
The P120 is playing DSL router at the moment and the P200 is playing router too. 4 networks. 1 house. Yep... I need to find a woman to suck the life outta me. Nag, nag, nag!
Something about invasion of privacy doesn't sit well with me... But b00bs are good, so I'll let it pass until they are knocking down my door and sending my ass to prison.
It's the old b00b shots in exchange for head in the sand senario.
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The man should be drawn and quartered for making such a piece of shit as C++.
It's his credibility from Bell Labs that make every marketeer love this big, bloated, and throughly offensive language. My beef is not with OOP, even though it's useless for anything practical. It's with the prositution of C (K&R in particular) for bullshit.
Stupid /. editor, ya gotta have the app before ya need tutorials...
Pilot error.
Use something like I dunno... The Scientific method!
Declare the network cable the independent variable:
1) Unplug network cable from iMac.
2) Turn on lamp.
3) Record results.
Declare a new independent variable and develop a method of testing the hypothesis. Repeat.
Oh wait! You have an iMac (not running Mac OS X I assume), you wouldn't know a damn thing about the hard sciences.
(Oh come on. If I didn't rag on something, I wouldn't be a troll.)
Read Enders Game -> Create two personas -> Take over the world.
"Those two facts have NOTHING to do with each other...."
t ml
Bullshit.
gg: Molten Core Magnetic Field -> "I'm feeling lucky" -> http://www-istp.gsfc.nasa.gov/Education/Imagnet.h
"In nature, magnetic fields are produced in the rarefied gas of space, in the glowing heat of sunspots and in the molten core of the Earth. Such magnetism must be produced by electric currents, but finding how those currents are produced remains a major challenge."
Used to have a molten core. It has no electromagnetic field any more (they are closely related), and hence gets hit by all the asteroids (big and small).
Oh yeah.... Ummm. BSD is Dying! There I'm a troll.
Scroll wheels suck. That's my only bitch about a Razer mouse. They have no practical purpose most games (weapon switching?!? Any player worth his/her salt has keyboard binds to all the weapons anyway).
Other than that. Razer Vs. Logitech Gaming Mouse. Either one is good stuff.
Do we always in a fucking menace to fight in this society?
"I'm scared of the Germans! Oh the Germans are after me! Oh the Germans!" -- Mr. Burns, The Simpsons
We can be worried about possible cyber-attacks (whatever the fuck that bullshit means -- DDoS'es, Hacktivism, SPAM?!?), but when you put a name to your supposed fears, you realize how retarded your fear really was.
Any 15 year old script kiddie can bring down the Internet infrastructure. Are we equating _ALL_ of China with 15 year old script kiddies? Don't we have diplomatic relations with China? It's called diplomacy, look it up.
Do they know C and vi? ;).
Have them fix the P100's for you
Do they know word and IE?
For God's sake show them a better way of life!
Do they know where the power button is?
Implement regular program.
Do they know about those fscking campers in Couter-Strike?!?
Pity them, for CS sucks.
Open Source, XML. It will do. Far better than AOL/MSN/ICQ.
Switch to Jabber now (only to switch to something else later)!
Once we have our decentrialized p2p c2c architechure over PKI for use with PIM applicatiosns (all searchable with LDAP of course), we'll have to switch away from jabber.
Jabber is missing a killer app... Hence, no one swtiches. It's transport support is cool, but lame and braindead in comparision to Trillian's or gaim's. It's like Beta Vs. VHS. Jabber (Beta) has some good tech and lofty goals. AIM/ICQ/MSN have shit, but control the masses. As always, it will take years to break that strong hold.
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Did somebody's journal entry tell us not to post today or something? This article has 3 comments... And it's 4 hours old!
WTF are you doing in the labs? They're smelly, have a bunch of assholes in them, and don't have mountain dew on tap.
Fuck computer labs!
(SSH/PuTTY into the lab boxen...) Work from home / on the quad with a laptop while downloading DivX goodies.
Didn't anyone ever teach you what college was all about? Go watch Animal House! 50 demerits for you!
One of our inhouse programmers wrote a tool that makes code pretty much self-documenting.
:)...
Using ColdFusion, it strips out the comments for "Code Logic", rips out the Queries you use, the custom tags you use, and the parameters your page takes (url.person_name), so others can see them easily.
It then stores it all in a database table that can be modified when the source gets changed. The one thing it's missing is 'mass important'. You gotta do every file by hand and let it go through the motions.
Now if only there was a self-documenting user help system
"Whatever you may think of Blizzard and the DMCA, at least it shows Blizzard is listening to its fans."
What fsckin' crack are you smoking? Blizzard is all about the benjamin's. Where the hell was TCP/IP LAN play in the first *eight* patches? They throw you a bone now and you want to suck their dick.
Good for you.
"I guess the question is: what kind of school
did you go to and what kind of student were you?"
University.
Terrible.
Next question.
Just because they're smelly doesn't mean a bunch of ignorant krauts should have their way with them.
There's only one way to achieve work domination:
Economics.
There isn't enough people on the planet to police everyone, therefore you have to take over their values, attitudes, and monetary systems. Fuck Hitler's grand army. He just had a small dick.
Who would want this sorry hunk of rock anyway?
Everytime you jerks offs save money, time, and/or energy you put some poor bastard out of a job.
Your super duper cab just canned 5,000 cabbies in the New York area alone.
Can't you take your yuppie scum ideas elsewhere?
You want a P133? I think it will do Quake 1 in software mode. I got one over in the corner...
The P120 is playing DSL router at the moment and the P200 is playing router too. 4 networks. 1 house.
Yep... I need to find a woman to suck the life outta me. Nag, nag, nag!
Something about invasion of privacy doesn't sit well with me... But b00bs are good, so I'll let it pass until they are knocking down my door and sending my ass to prison.
It's the old b00b shots in exchange for head in the sand senario.
Yeah, but I already failed stats once, so what's the big deal? I'm on the 8-9 year plan anyway... It's not like I wanna actually *work* or anything.
I'd rather have the crab juice...
Censorship works pretty well when it's a police state you jerk off. Give Ashcroft about two more months.
Thank you, penis. May you find joy in your new occupation as Slashdot critic.
"With any group you're going to find a few winners, and a whole lot of losers." -- George Carlin.
I couldn't find the whole transcript to the skit:
1) god damn google!
2) god damn copy right law!
Most blacks I've met are every bit as personable, educated, and bigoted as slashdot editors.
Lost children are no good to me.
And I'm sure your balls are getting no use.
Is BSD cool? Does anyone actually run it, besides the freaky freaks (and the 'leet ass Mac peeps)?
Any good hardware support?
Video: Nvidia GeForce
Sound: Muse XL
Raid: Abit VP6USB, Firewire, Video capture cards?
Can I play games in *BSD? Besides those stupid ass ones that come with KDE...