How can you pay 500$ for such iShit and 500 billions to destroy a country when you've got 16 millions people starving in the streets?
All you motherfuckers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little bitches. Once we get to Washington and find those neocon fucks who are making that war, we're gonna make 'em eat our shit, then shit out our shit, then eat their shit which is made up of our shit that we made 'em eat. Then you're all you motherfucks are next. Love...
Last Friday, I tried haggis and I was pleasantly surprised... But on Saturday morning, when I shat it, I almost died because of the smell. Please comment.
Euro displaces dollar in bond markets The euro has displaced the US dollar as the world's pre-eminent currency in international bond markets, having outstripped the dollar-denominated market for the second year in a row.
The data consolidate news last month that the value of euro notes in circulation had overtaken the dollar for the first time. Outstanding debt issued in the euro was worth the equivalent of $4,836bn at the end of 2006 compared with $3,892bn for the dollar, according to International Capital Market Association data.
BTW, I'm sorry for Taco, my gorilla told his Mom it only wanted to do her ass but she insisted it'd preferably cum in her greasy cunt than in her bloody stinky 'nuss.
...and colored (I just couldn't make it about the guy from the AlBook 17" as I kinda like him)
That's why:
It mustn't be modded "Offtopic" unless the mod is a moron.
It mustn't be modded "Overrated" unless the mod is a poltron.
It mustn't be modded "Funny", unless the mod has no life out of reading it.
It mustn't be published as a story unless somebody gave Taco is poppers back.
It mustn't be erased, unless I forgot to remove the mention concerning Hemos' erroneous abducation of Gary Coleman (for expectedly pedophiliac purposes which turned to be more zoophilic, Gary being the big man in that case).
It mustn't be modded "Insightful" because this makes baby-Jesus cry.
It must be read to prove yourself you've got a life because you also have time to lose.
About the story (so that I cannot be modded down as offtopic by moronic fucks):
Whoever submitted this story is an imbecile.
Whoever published it has no life besides his publishing quotas.
Whoever hired him is a fat, sweaty, dickless nerd.
Whoever gave birth to *it* is a sad, dishonoured person.
Whichever country they grew in is bankrupt and smells like laden bins.
...and me, well, I'm none of these retards, just having fun spoiling your surfing experience with that bit of reality.
Have an horrible Xmas/Hanuccah/whatever kind of loser your education's made you worship... Under Gawd....MOD THIS DOWN UNLESS YOU'D BETTER HAVE SEX NOW!
I'm glad to celebrate that excellent event which has shown the whole World how the Yankees could just get to call their carefully prepaired beach party an agression by the noble (though badly teethed) Japanese. 65 years later, it's still incredible how easily your masters can still make you dance to their (i)Tunes. Answer their question: "Upon who do you want us to demonstrate our new toys today?" And just expect them to give a blatant pretext on CNN and FOX very soon.
I hereby vote the American people to be the first to migrate to a new planet. NOW!
Appendix: Suggestion for a loser/slashdotter hymn (don't forget to frenetically masturbate upon hearing this unless your enormous belly prevents you to reach that "ramrod" of yours)
No one like you
Music:rudolf schenker
Lyrics:klaus meine
Girl, its been a long time that weve been apart Much too long for a man who needs love I miss you since Ive been away Babe, it wasnt easy to leave you alone Its getting harder each time that I go If I had the choice, I would stay
Theres no one like you I cant wait for the nights with you I imagine the things we do I just wanna be loved by you
No one like you I cant wait for the nights with you I imagine the things we do I just wanna be loved by you
Girl, there are really no words strong enough To describe all my longing for love I dont want my feelings restrained Ooh, babe, I just need you like never before Just imagine youd come through this door Youd take all my sorrow away
Theres no one like you I cant wait for the nights with you I imagine the things we do I just wanna be loved by you
No one like you I cant wait for the nights with you I imagine the things we do I just wanna be loved by you
Slashdot Mirror
Penury of Iraqis
People advised to kill obese idiot students instead...
It has to be the NSA: they need a reason to invade sri lanka !
fuck bush!
I cannot believe crapdot is playing that april fool spiel AGAIN!?
Fuck you!
What A Bunch Of Shit...
Who caress about that shit ? We want Goatse!!!!!!
As if this could make Cmder Scato more attractive to women... How much do you weight? 300... 400 ?
omg! lol!
Why don't you go to the fitness instead of posting shite for the fatties?
...and nobody accepts to deal honestly with p2p...
The rest come from HERE!
Everytime a new study come yet the results differs. /. crowd!
Who uses P2P for something else than piracy ?
Be honest
are you telling us you'd like to give head to steve jobs ?
just install vista and stfu !
viva el goatse OS !
i hate that fucking site... They argue for hours about the Goatse but never show its greatness!
Who gives a fuck about Vista?
Last Friday, I tried haggis and I was pleasantly surprised... But on Saturday morning, when I shat it, I almost died because of the smell.
Please comment.
I don't know what to invent to piss mods of, please help.... ah yes: PENIS!
Je pleure l'Abbé Pierre qui nous a prématurément quittés. :'(
1) Yes: With a woman
2) Yes: With my hand
3) Yes, I was used as a woman
Somebody really needs a life, here. He's so tasteless, I guess he gets no chances with women.
Star Trek? Yuk!
Euro displaces dollar in bond markets
The euro has displaced the US dollar as the world's pre-eminent currency in international bond markets, having outstripped the dollar-denominated market for the second year in a row.
The data consolidate news last month that the value of euro notes in circulation had overtaken the dollar for the first time. Outstanding debt issued in the euro was worth the equivalent of $4,836bn at the end of 2006 compared with $3,892bn for the dollar, according to International Capital Market Association data.
BTW, I'm sorry for Taco, my gorilla told his Mom it only wanted to do her ass but she insisted it'd preferably cum in her greasy cunt than in her bloody stinky 'nuss.
This is the truth because:
That's why:
About the story (so that I cannot be modded down as offtopic by moronic fucks):
Have an horrible Xmas/Hanuccah/whatever kind of loser your education's made you worship... Under Gawd.
is that oist... obviously... always post instead of masturbating!
65 years later, it's still incredible how easily your masters can still make you dance to their (i)Tunes. Answer their question: "Upon who do you want us to demonstrate our new toys today?"
And just expect them to give a blatant pretext on CNN and FOX very soon.
I hereby vote the American people to be the first to migrate to a new planet. NOW!
Appendix: Suggestion for a loser/slashdotter hymn
(don't forget to frenetically masturbate upon hearing this unless your enormous belly prevents you to reach that "ramrod" of yours)
No one like you
Girl, its been a long time that weve been apart
Much too long for a man who needs love
I miss you since Ive been away
Babe, it wasnt easy to leave you alone
Its getting harder each time that I go
If I had the choice, I would stay
Theres no one like you
I cant wait for the nights with you
I imagine the things we do
I just wanna be loved by you
No one like you
I cant wait for the nights with you
I imagine the things we do
I just wanna be loved by you
Girl, there are really no words strong enough
To describe all my longing for love
I dont want my feelings restrained
Ooh, babe, I just need you like never before
Just imagine youd come through this door
Youd take all my sorrow away
Theres no one like you
I cant wait for the nights with you
I imagine the things we do
I just wanna be loved by you
No one like you
I cant wait for the nights with you
I imagine the things we do
I just wanna be loved by you
No one like you
If you have to watch somebody else gaming on TV!
They pollute like you, don't they?
BTW: Santa loves me!