I just cannot believe that no one, not a single of those boring nerds "gnuh coffee, doh backup, rha scratch bollox", actually go through his mates offices in order to greet them, thus indicating them a motivating way that "he's in".
That'd also be like getting in a party and not thanking the host for the invitation.
What the Hell is that shite of a web site? People are discussing idiotic crap such as "innovation" while Julie Amero fights for her very freedom after her browser was hijacked by pr0nographers... And Slashdot doesn't care: it's not "Your rights online" anymore: it's "I don't give a fuck as long as my Tivo keeps recording tv-poop-with-shiny-pyjamas", as said Taco... Now, it's YOUR duty to stand up and contact your representative and get her free. America desserves HELL for that. FUCK American virtues leagues! But don't fuck American mothers for they are not worth bearing children since Tipper Gore invented the P.A.E.L.-sticker after she heard Prince's "Darling Nicky".G
Do you sit here at suckdot all day and night, with no life, no s[oul|ex]mate, no job, jerking off, clicking that refresh button every second just to see if the new story's first post shows the goatse? You must really get some extreme arousal and relief with that very erst post, then...
A site (location) on the World Wide Web. Each Web site contains a home page, which is the first document users see when they enter the site. The site might also contain additional documents and files. Each site is owned and managed by an individual, company or organization. (Webopedia: http://www.webopedia.com/TERM/w/web_site.html ).
Cyberbullies can create Web sites that mock, torment and harass others. If these are published on a local/regional Internet Service Provider (ISP), you should copy and print out these Web sites and then contact the ISP. Give them a chance to respond and address the situtation. For most responsible IPSs in Canada, this is likely a violation of the Terms of Use or Acceptable Use Policies (AUP). Better ISPs will post a copy of their AUP in an easily accessible place as well as appropriate contact information where you can report any such abusive situations with an e-mail account such as abuse@isp.ca (example).
Unfortunately, some ISPs are not as responsible, and you may have GREAT difficulty in not only finding their AUP or abuse reporting options, but even in getting them to acknowledge your concerns, let alone having the defamatory Web site taken down. Equally unfortunately, some ISPs may not respond or take action unless you tell them that you are contacting the police, the media and/or a lawyer.
Defamatory Web sites posted on large Web hosts such as Yahoo! / Geocities, Tripod, Homestead etc. may be even harder to get the attention of, let alone see action from, so this is why www.cyberbullying.ca believes that the most effective efforts that can be made with respect to the issue of cyberbullying is based upon PREVENTION.
Who doesn't? Even the Kuwaiti you pretended to "save" 15 years ago just switched to the Euro. The Saudis will follow soon. Face it: you should not have "voted" for Bush.
The pet store was selling them for five cents a piece. I thought this was odd since they were normally a couple thousand. I decided not to look a gift horse in the mouth so I bought 200 of them. I like nerds. I took my 200 nerds home. I have a big car. I let one of drive. His name was Taco. He was retarded. In fact, none of them were really bright. They kept punching themselves in the genitals. I laughed. They punched me in the genitals. I stopped laughing. I herded them into my room. They didn't adapt very well to their new environment. They would screech and hurl themselves off the couch at high speeds and slam into the wall. Although humorous at first, the spectacle lost its novelty halfway into it's third hour. Two hours later I found out why all the nerds were so inexpensive; they all died. No apparent reason. They all just sort of dropped dead. Kinda like when you buy a goldfish and it dies five hours later. Damn cheap nerds. I didn't know what to do. There were 200 dead nerds lying all over my room; on the bed, in the dresser, hanging from my bookcase. It looked like I had 200 throw rugs. I tried to flush one down the toilet. It didn't work. It got stuck. Then I had one dead, wet nerd and one hundred ninety-nine dead, dry nerds. I tried to pretend that they were just stuffed animals. That worked for awhile, that is until they began to decompose. It started to smell real bad. I had to pee but there was a dead nerd in my toilet and I didn't want to call a plumber. I was embarrassed. I tried to slow down the decomposition by freezing them. Unfortuntely there was only enough room for two at a time, so I had to change them every 30 seconds. I also had to eat all the food in the freezer so it didn't go bad. I tried to burn them, but little did I know that my bed was flammable. I had to extinguish the fire. Then I had one dead, wet nerd in my toilet, two dead, frozen nerds in my freezer, and one hundred ninety-seven dead, charred nerds in a pile on my bed, The odor wasn't improving. I became agitated at my inability to dispose of the dead nerds and I really had to use the bathroom. So I went and severely beat one of the nerds. I felt better. I tried throwing them away but the garbage man said the city was not allowed to dispose of charred primates. I told him I had a wet one. He couldn't take it either. I didn't bother asking about the frozen ones. I finally arrived at a solution. I gave them out as Christmas gifts. My friends didn't quite know what to say. They pretended to like them, but I could tell they were lying. Ingrates. So I punched them in the genitals. I like nerds.
Ideally you should start planning your war as early as possible, at least four to six months ahead if you can. This may vary depending on your venue, some of the large country houses now available for hire can be a wonderful setting but may be booked months in advance so check early on that your venue is available for your chosen date.
If you have rookies who will be coming from abroad remember that their attendance will be more complicated and you need to allow them enough time to make their travel arrangements. Send conveyations to them at least three months before the war date. If you are hoping to get involved abroad and you are planning on conveying idiots and rookies then you should send out conveyations nine to twelve months ahead of the date.
Outside of these special circumstances we recommend that you order your war stationery four to six months prior to the event if time allows but at least three to four months in advance. Although the actual print process only takes a few days the war season gets incredibly busy and we have to serve clients on a first come first served basis, this may mean you are disappointed if you are in a queue and you don't book early enough!) Give your guests plenty of time to reply to your RSVP - sending your conveyations out eight to twelve weeks in advance should be sufficient and do keep an up to date list so you can keep an accurate head count.
If you're hiring Goatse, Britney, Dumb-representative and cabbage for the soldiers, all should be booked as early as possible or you could be disappointed, avoid last minute panics!
Goatse - The up-to-the-moment and most enchanting product for weighty people available - As seen on BBC. Do you count up all the situations when you said to yourself you would do anything for being delivered from this quickly growing number of kilos? Happily, now no major offering is required. Thanks to Goatse, the ground-shaking weight-reducing mixture, you can achieve healthier lifestyle and a really slender figure. Just look at what people say!
"It's quite difficult to admit it but I was exceedingly addicted to food. I greedily ate all this rubbish and just could not stop. This fatal passion stopped after I started course with Goatse! Oh, God, my craving for food decreased, spirits increased and I'm the happiest person on the planet 20 pounds in 2.3 months. So, I can tell you now I turned to the happiest person!" Michael
"I had problems with over-weight since I was a boy. It's difficult to imagine how I hated being derided at school. I abhorred my stoutness and I hated myself. After trying many different remedies I heard about Goatse. This stuff literally dragged me out of this nightmare! The warmest thanks to you, my friends."
Cowboy N, New Pork
"You know what? Goatse kept my marriage intact! I fell down into the circle, depression - more eating - even more depression. My wife was thinking about the leaving me as I was turning in overweight psycho. One of my friends pointed at your site and I called for my pack of Goatse at once. The final result was magnficent, my appetite became normal, I was in good spirits oftener, and, be sure, I went some belt holes back. And you see me, the sex became fantastic also!" Cmdr T., Bashington
There many and many testimonials left by delighted people taking Goatse. Don't you wanna add yourself to the thousands and thousands of slim people and try this all-natural appetite decreasing power boosting product now!
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I just cannot believe that no one, not a single of those boring nerds "gnuh coffee, doh backup, rha scratch bollox", actually go through his mates offices in order to greet them, thus indicating them a motivating way that "he's in".
That'd also be like getting in a party and not thanking the host for the invitation.
I'd fire them all (except the trolls).
s/Tony Blair/Gordon (W) Brown/
Not only is this story lame, but it also fails to ask the right questions.
Greasings, motherfscking "citizens" of the United States of (Ignorance And Sufficiency-Induced) Obesia.
So you spent your globally warmed July 4th grilling dead-genetically-ill-creatures and waving those formerly-seens-as-cute China-made plastic flags?
How does it feel to be someone's tool?
Face it: you failed it.
Answer this post if you think the American people is great (so we know whom to shoot).
(and yes: anime suck, so do the transformers)
What about this???
only yanx use that piece of garbage...
What the Hell is that shite of a web site?
People are discussing idiotic crap such as "innovation" while Julie Amero fights for her very freedom after her browser was hijacked by pr0nographers...
And Slashdot doesn't care: it's not "Your rights online" anymore: it's "I don't give a fuck as long as my Tivo keeps recording tv-poop-with-shiny-pyjamas", as said Taco...
Now, it's YOUR duty to stand up and contact your representative and get her free.
America desserves HELL for that.
FUCK American virtues leagues!
But don't fuck American mothers for they are not worth bearing children since Tipper Gore invented the P.A.E.L.-sticker after she heard Prince's "Darling Nicky".G
are you stoopid or what ?
(fat) Motherfuxxers!
That's a pity caus' otherwise Dubya'd have gotten his stolen watch back.
Do you sit here at suckdot all day and night, with no life, no s[oul|ex]mate, no job, jerking off, clicking that refresh button every second just to see if the new story's first post shows the goatse?
You must really get some extreme arousal and relief with that very erst post, then...
Really!
A site (location) on the World Wide Web. Each Web site contains a home page, which is the first document users see when they enter the site. The site might also contain additional documents and files. Each site is owned and managed by an individual, company or organization. (Webopedia: http://www.webopedia.com/TERM/w/web_site.html ).
Cyberbullies can create Web sites that mock, torment and harass others. If these are published on a local/regional Internet Service Provider (ISP), you should copy and print out these Web sites and then contact the ISP. Give them a chance to respond and address the situtation. For most responsible IPSs in Canada, this is likely a violation of the Terms of Use or Acceptable Use Policies (AUP). Better ISPs will post a copy of their AUP in an easily accessible place as well as appropriate contact information where you can report any such abusive situations with an e-mail account such as abuse@isp.ca (example).
Unfortunately, some ISPs are not as responsible, and you may have GREAT difficulty in not only finding their AUP or abuse reporting options, but even in getting them to acknowledge your concerns, let alone having the defamatory Web site taken down. Equally unfortunately, some ISPs may not respond or take action unless you tell them that you are contacting the police, the media and/or a lawyer.
Defamatory Web sites posted on large Web hosts such as Yahoo! / Geocities, Tripod, Homestead etc. may be even harder to get the attention of, let alone see action from, so this is why www.cyberbullying.ca believes that the most effective efforts that can be made with respect to the issue of cyberbullying is based upon PREVENTION.
Who doesn't?
Even the Kuwaiti you pretended to "save" 15 years ago just switched to the Euro. The Saudis will follow soon.
Face it: you should not have "voted" for Bush.
Since when is the Net "neutral" ? It's where conspiracy theorists always hide!
...from the makers of EDLIN. :-D
1- Do not us Firefox!
The pet store was selling them for five cents a piece.
I thought this was odd since they were normally a couple thousand.
I decided not to look a gift horse in the mouth so I bought 200 of them.
I like nerds.
I took my 200 nerds home. I have a big car. I let one of drive. His name was Taco. He was retarded. In fact, none of them were really bright. They kept punching themselves in the genitals. I laughed. They punched me in the genitals. I stopped laughing.
I herded them into my room. They didn't adapt very well to their new environment. They would screech and hurl themselves off the couch at high speeds and slam into the wall. Although humorous at first, the spectacle lost its novelty halfway into it's third hour.
Two hours later I found out why all the nerds were so inexpensive; they all died. No apparent reason. They all just sort of dropped dead. Kinda like when you buy a goldfish and it dies five hours later.
Damn cheap nerds.
I didn't know what to do. There were 200 dead nerds lying all over my room; on the bed, in the dresser, hanging from my bookcase. It looked like I had 200 throw rugs.
I tried to flush one down the toilet. It didn't work. It got stuck. Then I had one dead, wet nerd and one hundred ninety-nine dead, dry nerds.
I tried to pretend that they were just stuffed animals. That worked for awhile, that is until they began to decompose. It started to smell real bad. I had to pee but there was a dead nerd in my toilet and I didn't want to call a plumber. I was embarrassed.
I tried to slow down the decomposition by freezing them. Unfortuntely there was only enough room for two at a time, so I had to change them every 30 seconds. I also had to eat all the food in the freezer so it didn't go bad.
I tried to burn them, but little did I know that my bed was flammable. I had to extinguish the fire. Then I had one dead, wet nerd in my toilet, two dead, frozen nerds in my freezer, and one hundred ninety-seven dead, charred nerds in a pile on my bed,
The odor wasn't improving.
I became agitated at my inability to dispose of the dead nerds and I really had to use the bathroom. So I went and severely beat one of the nerds. I felt better.
I tried throwing them away but the garbage man said the city was not allowed to dispose of charred primates. I told him I had a wet one. He couldn't take it either. I didn't bother asking about the frozen ones.
I finally arrived at a solution. I gave them out as Christmas gifts. My friends didn't quite know what to say. They pretended to like them, but I could tell they were lying. Ingrates. So I punched them in the genitals.
I like nerds.
...Muttersfcking Lies!
Slashdot... From the country that e-lected Bush... TWICE!
Disclaimer: this message usually doesn't reflect the view of fat virgin nerds as I'm not one of them.
...more spam and faster Goatse!
fuck your for electing Sark!
Ideally you should start planning your war as early as possible, at least four to six months ahead if you can. This may vary depending on your venue, some of the large country houses now available for hire can be a wonderful setting but may be booked months in advance so check early on that your venue is available for your chosen date.
If you have rookies who will be coming from abroad remember that their attendance will be more complicated and you need to allow them enough time to make their travel arrangements. Send conveyations to them at least three months before the war date. If you are hoping to get involved abroad and you are planning on conveying idiots and rookies then you should send out conveyations nine to twelve months ahead of the date.
Outside of these special circumstances we recommend that you order your war stationery four to six months prior to the event if time allows but at least three to four months in advance. Although the actual print process only takes a few days the war season gets incredibly busy and we have to serve clients on a first come first served basis, this may mean you are disappointed if you are in a queue and you don't book early enough!) Give your guests plenty of time to reply to your RSVP - sending your conveyations out eight to twelve weeks in advance should be sufficient and do keep an up to date list so you can keep an accurate head count.
If you're hiring Goatse, Britney, Dumb-representative and cabbage for the soldiers, all should be booked as early as possible or you could be disappointed, avoid last minute panics!
Is that news ?
Does he already stink ?
who cares about that nonsense ?
Fuck you for voting Sarkozy!
Goatse - The up-to-the-moment and most enchanting product for weighty people available - As seen on BBC.
Do you count up all the situations when you said to yourself you would do anything for being delivered from this quickly growing number of kilos? Happily, now no major offering is required. Thanks to Goatse, the ground-shaking weight-reducing mixture, you can achieve healthier lifestyle and a really slender figure. Just look at what people say!
"It's quite difficult to admit it but I was exceedingly addicted to food. I greedily ate all this rubbish and just could not stop. This fatal passion stopped after I started course with Goatse! Oh, God, my craving for food decreased, spirits increased and I'm the happiest person on the planet 20 pounds in 2.3 months. So, I can tell you now I turned to the happiest person!"
Michael
"I had problems with over-weight since I was a boy. It's difficult to imagine how I hated being derided at school. I abhorred my stoutness and I hated myself. After trying many different remedies I heard about Goatse. This stuff literally dragged me out of this nightmare! The warmest thanks to you, my friends."
Cowboy N, New Pork
"You know what? Goatse kept my marriage intact! I fell down into the circle, depression - more eating - even more depression. My wife was thinking about the leaving me as I was turning in overweight psycho. One of my friends pointed at your site and I called for my pack of Goatse at once. The final result was magnficent, my appetite became normal, I was in good spirits oftener, and, be sure, I went some belt holes back. And you see me, the sex became fantastic also!"
Cmdr T., Bashington
There many and many testimonials left by delighted people taking Goatse. Don't you wanna add yourself to the thousands and thousands of slim people and try this all-natural appetite decreasing power boosting product now!
Save France from that neocon, vote elsewhere! Fuck Bush!