Uuum, I would recommend learning to tell GERMANY from SWEDEN!
Germany is the country with no speed limits on the Autobahn (aka highway). And of course there are zones where there are speed limits. Like when a dangerous area is ahead. (Construction work, sharp curves, traffic jams, crosses, etc can be speed limited.)
Hey, I'm an elephant. And you don't understand me! Because you don't know me at aaaallllll!!! *cries* *walks away* *stompstompstompstompstompstompstompstompstompstompstomp**blowstrunkintohankie**stompstompstompstompstompstompstompstompstompstompstomp*
"Ohh, I don't know what's... happening to me." "Ohh, it all happens... automatically." "Ohh, you keep me well and safe." "Ohh, you rule all of my life."
Uuum... session management? Transaction management? The server dying in the process of something that costs money? Even if it's something as simple as losing the contents of your shopping cart just before you wanted to buy, and then becoming angry at the stupid ass retarded admins and developers of that site. Or losing the server connection in your flash game, right before saving the highscore of the year.
Webservers are far less stateless than you might think. Nowadays they practically are app servers. (Disclosure: I did web applications since 2000, so I know a bit about the subject.)
When 5 minutes downtime mean over a hundred complaints in your inbox and tens of thousands of dropped connections, which your boss does not find funny at all, you don't do that error again.
But copyright does not protect inventors. Copyright does ONLY protect those who COPY it (reproduction and extortion industry). That's why it's called that way.
And that's why ACTA would be horrible for Germany, where we still have dominant urheberrecht, that protects the creator/inventor/author, and is not transferable at all.
Just pitch the idea to the government, to put huge fines invalidating stupid patents like these. Like 10% of the business's sales volume. Then tell them, how to easily make money, by invalidating such a pointless patent. Now just let the greed work its way...
With huge holes in the goverment budget, and them making more money this way, then the companies could ever bribe them with, this could actually work.
Now all we need is someone hot who can meet for a dinner with some politicians. Let's all put some money in a anonymous account, and pay a escort girl to turn their heads, until they obey like dogs. ^^
Damn, that could actually work! Hormones are always a safe attack vector. And since you can buy them for money...
Doesn't matter. Just put a dumb word-replacing tool in between, and change the background image, and you're done. The thought patterns are 100% the same.
Likewise with extreme neutral and extreme center people.
As if the space of (political) opinion were one-dimensional, absolute, and only had 3.1 default states... (.1 = neutral)
Must have been a sad life, after you asked your parents why they didn't celebrate your birthday, and they answered: "We will celebrate, when you're dead!":P
I don't get it. Kanye is probably the single lamest meme since the beginning of the Internet. And it's a even more lame media "scandal" that "nipplegate". By an order of a magnitude, at least.
Badger badger looks like deep Chinese philosophy, written in the words of Shakespeare, in comparison.
Can we get back to "In Soviet Russia, car is analogy of YOU" jokes, please?:)
Timothy, if you ever so much as mention that p-word in the context of copyright again, I'll seriously come over and personally gonna kick your ass! I mean it! You can sue me. But you can't avoid it! Fuckin' idiots! You all heard that FUD word so often, that now it became normal to you, and you repeat it yourself as if it were nothing! Every single time you make someone read that word, you throw another log on the big fire of the media industry, to burn free thought and art as we know it! So every time you use that word, art and freedom die a little. And YOU are guilty! The day when I will just let it slide, when someone uses media industry FUD, is the day when I die! But I won't die without taking the guilty ones with me!
There. With all you cattle living your lives in a walking daze, that FINALLY had to be said! The funny thing is, you probably will mod me down for it, because if I attack them, to save you, you attack me to save them. Fuckin' brilliant!
Comparing openly known vulnerabilities, and calling it "all in all vulnerability". As if they wouldn't know perfectly well, that Microsoft sends a cease and desist letter to anyone who is even talking about a vulnerability that is not official to MS.
I guess the old saying is true, that:
If you can't program, you teach. If you can't teach, you administrate. If you can't administrate, you report. If you can't report, you criticize.
6% of my mobile phone? Or 6% of the RoadRunner with its 1 petaflop?
I think a proper rootkit protection is a passive one. One that only takes resources, if there is actually something to do. How about that? Sorry, 6% might sound small, but when you add it all together, rootkit-protection, anti-virus, anti-malware, intrusion detection system, honeypot, etc, etc, etc... and end up with only 6% of your cpu work actually being used for real work... you might start thinking about designing your OS in a proper way in the first place!
I don't like doing it wrong, and then patching it up. Or else I'd use Windows ME.
Anyone running IE [Internet Explorer] is at risk here,
That statement is still true, even when the rest of it is missing. ^^
Then again, what does it give us, to help those, who were chosen by natural selection, to be punished? Wouldn't it make more sense so block all packets coming from IE users? Use the drive-by hole, to put a trojan on those systems, whose only purpose it is, to block all outgoing traffic, except Microsoft servers and their DNS mappings, until the system is updated. If the system is updated, the trojan restores everything, and deletes itself.
I think everything else just tells nature, to create even bigger idiots.
Sorry, but you obviously chose to completely ignore PEAR and PECL. Which makes you nothing else than an ignorant troll.
Yes, PHP's interpreter is a horrible piece of shit. (I had to work with it for 5 years!) BUT there is no language that is better for a real quick and dirty scripting to get you off the ground!!
As they say: Every language has its purpose. I still use PHP to quickly try out new ideas. Throwaway code. And to, if needed, later develop real programs in a real language (Haskell in my case). It simply can't be done quicker in either Perl, Python, JavaScript, Lua, C, C++, Delphi, Java, OCaml or Haskell. Since I already know how to program properly, the ability to do nasty unclean stuff only comes to me as an advantage, not as a disadvantage. But I would never consider PHP or Perl for anything beyond a grown shell script or a small website logic.:)
Innovation? What's that? Haskell? Never heard of it. Python? No, we can't just make an existing language faster. C? Yes we love the horribly crappy syntax of C, and will clone it.
Yay! Yet another pointless reason for yet another pointless language.
Sorry, but Haskell completely and utterly spoiled me for all other programming languages...:)
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Uuum, I would recommend learning to tell GERMANY from SWEDEN!
Germany is the country with no speed limits on the Autobahn (aka highway). And of course there are zones where there are speed limits. Like when a dangerous area is ahead. (Construction work, sharp curves, traffic jams, crosses, etc can be speed limited.)
...that argument works, because your customers can't tell data formats (like MKV or AVI) from executable files.
Unfortunately, I say FUCK streaming! I'm not falling for that "you actually don't own shit" strategy!
Either I own the unencrypted file on my hard drive, of you can just right GTFO.
Am I evil, for pointing out, that you could just refer to it by its shorter ISBN? ;)
Sounds like the "lifestyle" magazine of District 9, but hey, why not? :)
Hey, I'm an elephant. And you don't understand me! Because you don't know me at aaaallllll!!!
*cries*
*walks away*
*stompstompstompstompstompstompstompstompstompstompstomp**blowstrunkintohankie**stompstompstompstompstompstompstompstompstompstompstomp*
Since a dolphin can kick a shark's ass (by ramming its nose in its side), ...well... :)
It's obvious: If it limits the money-making, it must go.
Programs, freedoms, family life.
All your friends and then your wife.
Leisure, pauses, sleep and fun.
And the redemptory gun.
Are we cattle or what?
"Ohh, I don't know what's... happening to me."
"Ohh, it all happens... automatically."
"Ohh, you keep me well and safe."
"Ohh, you rule all of my life."
"You are just... too kind my masters."
Does that mean, you are already planning to buy their products when they arrive at that state? ^^
And yet you (all) still work there.
Quiet approval, that is called.
And what it can create, is known as the Holocaust, today.
It always takes two sides.
It's just as much your own fault.
Now cue the excuses...
Uuum... session management? Transaction management? The server dying in the process of something that costs money?
Even if it's something as simple as losing the contents of your shopping cart just before you wanted to buy, and then becoming angry at the stupid ass retarded admins and developers of that site.
Or losing the server connection in your flash game, right before saving the highscore of the year.
Webservers are far less stateless than you might think. Nowadays they practically are app servers. (Disclosure: I did web applications since 2000, so I know a bit about the subject.)
When 5 minutes downtime mean over a hundred complaints in your inbox and tens of thousands of dropped connections, which your boss does not find funny at all, you don't do that error again.
But copyright does not protect inventors. Copyright does ONLY protect those who COPY it (reproduction and extortion industry). That's why it's called that way.
And that's why ACTA would be horrible for Germany, where we still have dominant urheberrecht, that protects the creator/inventor/author, and is not transferable at all.
we will trap them in their own greed:
Just pitch the idea to the government, to put huge fines invalidating stupid patents like these. Like 10% of the business's sales volume. Then tell them, how to easily make money, by invalidating such a pointless patent.
Now just let the greed work its way...
With huge holes in the goverment budget, and them making more money this way, then the companies could ever bribe them with, this could actually work.
Now all we need is someone hot who can meet for a dinner with some politicians.
Let's all put some money in a anonymous account, and pay a escort girl to turn their heads, until they obey like dogs. ^^
Damn, that could actually work! Hormones are always a safe attack vector. And since you can buy them for money...
...that the name of the Chinese broadcaster is the same as that of the UK surveillance camera network?
That's a fitting new association, isn't it? ^^
Redundant?? I was the first and only one complaining about that at the time of submission.
Retarded moderators again?
Doesn't matter. Just put a dumb word-replacing tool in between, and change the background image, and you're done. The thought patterns are 100% the same.
Likewise with extreme neutral and extreme center people.
As if the space of (political) opinion were one-dimensional, absolute, and only had 3.1 default states... (.1 = neutral)
Must have been a sad life, after you asked your parents why they didn't celebrate your birthday, and they answered: "We will celebrate, when you're dead!" :P
I don't get it. Kanye is probably the single lamest meme since the beginning of the Internet. And it's a even more lame media "scandal" that "nipplegate". By an order of a magnitude, at least.
Badger badger looks like deep Chinese philosophy, written in the words of Shakespeare, in comparison.
Can we get back to "In Soviet Russia, car is analogy of YOU" jokes, please? :)
Timothy, if you ever so much as mention that p-word in the context of copyright again, I'll seriously come over and personally gonna kick your ass! I mean it!
You can sue me. But you can't avoid it!
Fuckin' idiots! You all heard that FUD word so often, that now it became normal to you, and you repeat it yourself as if it were nothing!
Every single time you make someone read that word, you throw another log on the big fire of the media industry, to burn free thought and art as we know it!
So every time you use that word, art and freedom die a little. And YOU are guilty!
The day when I will just let it slide, when someone uses media industry FUD, is the day when I die! But I won't die without taking the guilty ones with me!
There. With all you cattle living your lives in a walking daze, that FINALLY had to be said!
The funny thing is, you probably will mod me down for it, because if I attack them, to save you, you attack me to save them. Fuckin' brilliant!
Comparing openly known vulnerabilities, and calling it "all in all vulnerability".
As if they wouldn't know perfectly well, that Microsoft sends a cease and desist letter to anyone who is even talking about a vulnerability that is not official to MS.
I guess the old saying is true, that:
If you can't program, you teach.
If you can't teach, you administrate.
If you can't administrate, you report.
If you can't report, you criticize.
6% of my mobile phone? Or 6% of the RoadRunner with its 1 petaflop?
I think a proper rootkit protection is a passive one. One that only takes resources, if there is actually something to do. How about that?
Sorry, 6% might sound small, but when you add it all together, rootkit-protection, anti-virus, anti-malware, intrusion detection system, honeypot, etc, etc, etc... and end up with only 6% of your cpu work actually being used for real work... you might start thinking about designing your OS in a proper way in the first place!
I don't like doing it wrong, and then patching it up. Or else I'd use Windows ME.
Just my two cents.
Anyone running IE [Internet Explorer] is at risk here,
That statement is still true, even when the rest of it is missing. ^^
Then again, what does it give us, to help those, who were chosen by natural selection, to be punished?
Wouldn't it make more sense so block all packets coming from IE users?
Use the drive-by hole, to put a trojan on those systems, whose only purpose it is, to block all outgoing traffic, except Microsoft servers and their DNS mappings, until the system is updated. If the system is updated, the trojan restores everything, and deletes itself.
I think everything else just tells nature, to create even bigger idiots.
Sorry, but you obviously chose to completely ignore PEAR and PECL. Which makes you nothing else than an ignorant troll.
Yes, PHP's interpreter is a horrible piece of shit. (I had to work with it for 5 years!) BUT there is no language that is better for a real quick and dirty scripting to get you off the ground!!
As they say: Every language has its purpose. :)
I still use PHP to quickly try out new ideas. Throwaway code. And to, if needed, later develop real programs in a real language (Haskell in my case).
It simply can't be done quicker in either Perl, Python, JavaScript, Lua, C, C++, Delphi, Java, OCaml or Haskell.
Since I already know how to program properly, the ability to do nasty unclean stuff only comes to me as an advantage, not as a disadvantage.
But I would never consider PHP or Perl for anything beyond a grown shell script or a small website logic.
Innovation? What's that?
Haskell? Never heard of it.
Python? No, we can't just make an existing language faster.
C? Yes we love the horribly crappy syntax of C, and will clone it.
Yay! Yet another pointless reason for yet another pointless language.
Sorry, but Haskell completely and utterly spoiled me for all other programming languages... :)
If he would actually be anonymous, you would not be able to "unmask" (what in unprofessional term) him!
That's the freakin' definition of the term!!
He was perhaps "masked". But his real identity was still known to the site. Which means the commenter was pretty stupid in the first place.
Also this explains, why they can know who his mom is, when he's supposed to be "anonymous". (Try finding the mom of the Anonymous Coward. :P)