Please refer to the previous motherfucking article.
But really, Teoma lacks one small thing that Google has: about 545 fuckloads of webpages in its directory. Besides, Teoma sounds like a fucking SUV. Google sounds like a dorky nerd pieces of shit with a henious looking UI -- precisely the motherfucking features that make google decent.
Re:April Fools day on news sites
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Exactly. As a long time reader of this bullshit motherfucking site, I have long grown used to the sophomoric fucking swill that passes for April 1. However, in the past, such faggoty fucking rubbish has usually been time stamped "April 1" giving readers ample fucking warning that the site is going to spend 24 hours posting unfunny gayass ass juice steeped trash.
It seems that this fucking year, the faggoty fucking farce of day is beginning 6 hours early.
That bullshit of "Well, it was posted at 0:00 GMT" is, quite fucking frankly, pointless and you should be ashamed for being such a ignorant cocksucker for mentioning it. True "April Fools" day is a US holiday. Most of the world's inhabitants are too fucking busy occupying themselvers with genuine business instead of bullshiting and anally raping people by posting trash barely fit for your average gutter whore websites.
Look, this motherfucker is trying to do shit by hand, on a fucking calculator. If this wasn't some bush league fucking hobby, then there'd be cause for concern. If this was a legit fucking affair, I think that there would be a wee fucking smidgin more interest given to some fancy fucking method other than some fucking part time bullshit.
I think for this particular fucking purpose, some motherfucking book in the goddamn library will serve quite fucking nicely for passing cute little notes to and fucking fro.
This is not some Freedeom of the Fucking Free Motherfucking world issue here, so far as it goes. I don't recall the last fucking time the bitchass mofos at the National Security Agency posted a fucking question to Ask Fucking Slashdot in order to further the interests of our mother loving fucking country. So, I think that a OTP from a fucking 1000 page book full of random bullshit will do in just about 99% of the fucking situations. If the information is so fucking important, I would suggest using, oh say, something less gypsy rigged.
Oh for fucks sake. When will we move beyond such trivial fucking issues? I guaranfuckingte that half the people doing the most bitching aren't even interested in the fucking PDA because it's an overprice piece of shit.
This whole cocksucking thread is nearly fucked innundated with a whole bunch of whiny posts pissing and moaning about how the fucking page of an over fucking priced handheld can't be rendered in a fucking alternate browser.
And this fucking post is the most highest rated motherfucker in the thread. It has nothing to do with the goddamn fucking pda. The article should have read:
Sharp's webpage not viewable in Mozilla from the lets-send-a-fuckload-of-form-letters dept BTW, they are also selling a PDA. I just happened to reboot to play the Sims, and used IE. I wasn't using linux at this time.
Where's the obligatory psychotic motherfucker using lynx? What about that poor motherfucker? He can't look at at least 95% of the shit out there. BRING BACK GOPHER! We won't have this motherfucking issue anymore. I'm going fucking nuts here with all this Slashdot bullshit crashing around. You'd think that this was some sort of fucking genocide or a declaration of fatwa on Linux. Do I have to be so fucking pedantic as to point out that most bitches use IE? Look, no fucking slam here. This motherfucking is shooting straight (from the hip) but for jesus fuck's sake, it is a pretty fucking popular browser that has a ton of fucking tit ass enhancements.
Five fucking hundred dollars? That's un fucking real. Linux based? The fucker better be *anything* based for five hundred dollars. For $50, you can get a cheap Palm IIIe, then spend $400 on an iPod. Total savings: $50. Increase in functionality: two fucking million percent.
Sharp seems to be really eager to promote all this Linux shit. Here's my prediction. An army of people silently reading the amazon.com page saying "Five hundred fucking dollars? mothafucks!" Sales are flat, sharp says "Aw, fuck this linux shit. It fucked us proper."
You want a fucking mp3 player, buy a fucking mp3 player. You want a laptop, buy a used laptop on eBay that has more features for less cost. This is outfuckingrageous.
In the meantime, I will avoid reading this type of bullshit immediately after consuming large amounts of caffeine. I'm fucking livid.
This isn't a fucking troll. Trolls are fucking savvy nuggets of instigation. This is plain and fucking simple bullshit. Not flamebait, not trolls, not even crapflooder. This is a sub species of cunt rag bitch fucks.
My god man, are you absofuckinglutely positive that is what you want? You want unfuckingfettered access, secure, online, with an API? And for you personally? Can you be a little more fucking unrealistic?
Here's the fucking low down: you are asking for the ability to create your own person, on fucking line brokerage by hijacking another on fucking line brokerage. Straight fucking shit. You are asking for the ability to use a company's product in a manner that is totally fucking at odds with their ability to do this. To wit: Not fucking gonna happen.
No cocksucker worth his salt is going to let this shit fly, and the fucking slashdot audience is probably as far from the fucking authorita you want.
But hey, I could be a total ass rag about this. Look, my fucking four fucking letter word rant ain't fucking flamebait. I'm not going to jerk you off and pat you on the back. I'm giving it to you right on the motherfucking level.
Disregard the fact that I am fucking trashed like a sally cuntfaced slut now.
I looked at that cocksucking mess. What a fucking ass job. That is no more a mod than shitting on a sidewalk is a 'toilet mod'. Fucks man. Is anything a motherfucking case mod these days? That shit is not only fucking trashy looking, but a sorry fucking excuse for 'neat'. End of fucking story.
Why all this wailing and pissing about MS not providing free and unfuckingfettered access to their shit? Here's the deal, and I will be as fucking concise and clear about this as possible: If CIFS doesn't give you a stiffy, then use something else. If the licensing agreement makes you clench your fist and scream "mothafucka mothafucka mothafucka mothafucka" then don't use it. Quite simple. I'm no MBA. I didn't write any books that got reviewed on slashdot, but I will tell you this: Microsoft doesn't want people competing against them with their own products.
If I give a bum a roll of pennies, and he clenches his fist and socks me in the junk destroying my ability to bring profane motherfucking babies into the world, I'll be upset, to say the least.
But think about this small cornnut studded turd of wisdom: their Common fucking file system won't be too fucking common if developers don't use it.
First, I'd like to say that the little fucking remark about "trolling" was tits. _Trolling_ is just as fun, but _browsing_ or, as fucktard journalists and OfficeMax associates like to call it _surfing_, is banal and extremely fucking base.
I've seen all the fucking snatch and tits I care to see, have more fucking music that I can even listen to in my life, posess in excess of 100 fucking thousand dollars of commercial apps and games, and chewed my motherfucking wrists to shit playing Quake and MOHAA online.I was so fucking burned out on the web that I, get this cocksucking shit, I bought a shitfucking load of books. Some damn fine books too.
It took countless sessions of late night porn, orgiastic download sessions of mp3s and obscene amounts of time reading banal and entirely fucking base blogger bullshit before I got bored. I have the attention span of a 7 month old embryo. That's no fucking joke. But I managed to find joy in the web for at least 7 years. But, this fucker is tired hack now. All that's left for me is the random search on google for "fucking profanity, motherfucker" to find neat and exciting cuss words, and slashdot to use them.
To inform you a little fucking bit: when some cocksucker here makes a fucking call, it's usually flat rate out of his motherfucking bill. Take some bitch like me. They fuck me out of $25 a month, but I can make all the fucking calls I fucking please. There's no fucking charge. That's probably the most common way fucking people handle their shit here.
Or, fucking eBay. Is someone fucking with the ask slashdot? It sure as shit seems like it. For fucks sake, everyday bring a whole slew of shit that can be dealt with either by a.) fucking using your fat little fingers to type "http://google.com" b.) using your fat little ass to get the phone book out and *then* using your fucking digits to dial the digits or c.) Fucking eBay.
It's a funny fucking coincidence that your post a fucking reply to my comment. See, I'm a fucking alcoholic soak. I really like to fucking drink beer. All kinds of the shit. If you're a heterosexual man at the bar, and you order a fucking Mike's Hard Lemonade or a shitty femme drink like Bacardi malt liquor, you deserve to be properly fucked up with a broken pool cue. So, long fucking point short -- your software has potential. I'm all about fucking home brew, motherfucker.
I'm not just giving you a fucking line here. What the fuck do I care, right?
But I shit you not, I'm going to grow my own fucking hops and barley, if I can get some assfuck to spot me a few acres of land. This motherfucking bun is in the proverbial fucking oven, so to speak.
de Icaza wants to make fucking money -- dinero, l'argent liquide, cash. Whatever the fuck you want to call it. He's a businessman. And like clever businessmen who wish to remain clever businessman, the fucking guy will do fucking any fucking thing to make some money. If that means he sells his fucking shit to Apple, great. If he fucking sells his shit to some motherfucker at MS, great.
But in terms of the fucklings on slashdot, he is fucking satan (note, _fucking_ as a verb, not adj here) if he sell it to MS. And he is fucking God (note, again, a fucking verb, not adj) if he sells his shit to Apple. I don't fucking get it. Just let this motherfucker do his fucking business without being fucking demonized in the piss and moan linux press.
Fucking Ticonderoga Community College in West Belle Kentucky, motherfucker. Took all 12 machines in the fucking 'multi fucking media lab' and put Win2k on them. Unfuckingstoppable now! In reality, asshole, you must realize that this fucked cunt of a poster "fortknox" is really just an elaborate fucking troll. Look at this assholes history. Fucking TrollCity, bitch!
Troll after fucking troll after fucking troll. He's quite fucking adept at trolling the fuck out of you people, but then again, you fuckers don't really make it too hard for motherfuckers like that to 0wn you. Just watch out for him. Notice the symptoms: flamebait comments, vague, unsupported statements, controversial subjects. Troll, mofo.
All I do anyway is sit in a tiny fucking room and occupy myself with eating, drinking, shitting, and fucking around on a motherfucking computer. Fuck, if I could get paid, I'm fucking in this motherfucker for the fucking duration. But why is this fucker only open to midgets and cripples? Is that all we send into fuck space? Fucks, man. I thought the average well nourished cunt of today's word was at least 5 feet and ten motherfucking inches tall. 5'8" -- those fuckers can get jobs riding horses at the track. All I can do is fucking bet on them.
I'd prefer to quit being assfucked by the movies
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When I buy a goddamn DVD, I'm buying it to watch the motherfucking movie. I didn't buy it to hear a director with a cleft asshole lisp his way through it, commenting on dry and otherwise completely fucking obvious shit. And I didn't buy it to watch "The making of...." or a documentary about the cunt production. If I want to see a fucking documentary, I'll watch Nova or Frontline.
All this bullshit does is add cost to already outfuckingrageous DVD prices. Take Gladiator for instance. I bought that piece of shit to watch a bunch of fucking people get diced and hear them scream and crumple on my bigass butterzone speakers. I have zero interest in a four hour accompanying documentary. If I was so concerned about fucking history, you'd best believe that Gladiator wouldn't be my first choice. I seriously doubt many Englishman served as fucking gladiators in the Roman Empire of ancient.
If I was to buy this faggoty fucking LOTR movie, it's going to be for the fucking LOTR movie. If I want a fucking documentary, I'll consult one of 9,000 other more reliable sources than a bunch of halfass gypsy rigged bullshit that comes with a DVD and is sold in fucking Kmart.
You're attempting to squeeze a round shit into a square toilet, so to speak. 1000 assholes fucking around with 64 mb of ram doesn't necessarily mean that you need some big motherfucking machine with 64*1000 mb of ram. You want is a centralized environment with some huge motherfucking machine doing the work, and your fucking worker bees using shit on terminals? If you can get them to give you straight poop, your fucking vendor will be the best.
Try it in stages. Nearly every cocksucking vendor sells highly upgradeable shit. So try 100 one month, 100 more the next month, etc.
Re:Considering I don't use Windows...
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Who the fuck buys a $400 device that they have zero reasonable expectation to use? That's fucking nuts man. Not that I don't give a fucking shout for this motherfuckers effort, but jesus h christ -- that fucking ipod would have been on ebay exactly.01 seconds after I realized that it's a propriertary shitting thing if I had been in that spot. $400 is a lot more fun at the bar, according to my fucking studies.
Not to mention that the sims can fuck a woman one night, then throw their cock into their male neighbor's ass the next night. The MF MM FM FF relationship possiblites are great. I'm honestly a little fucking put out that orgies and masive gang bangs aren't possible. That'd be some funny shit.
Slashdot Mirror
Please refer to the previous motherfucking article.
But really, Teoma lacks one small thing that Google has: about 545 fuckloads of webpages in its directory. Besides, Teoma sounds like a fucking SUV. Google sounds like a dorky nerd pieces of shit with a henious looking UI -- precisely the motherfucking features that make google decent.
Exactly. As a long time reader of this bullshit motherfucking site, I have long grown used to the sophomoric fucking swill that passes for April 1. However, in the past, such faggoty fucking rubbish has usually been time stamped "April 1" giving readers ample fucking warning that the site is going to spend 24 hours posting unfunny gayass ass juice steeped trash.
It seems that this fucking year, the faggoty fucking farce of day is beginning 6 hours early.
That bullshit of "Well, it was posted at 0:00 GMT" is, quite fucking frankly, pointless and you should be ashamed for being such a ignorant cocksucker for mentioning it. True "April Fools" day is a US holiday. Most of the world's inhabitants are too fucking busy occupying themselvers with genuine business instead of bullshiting and anally raping people by posting trash barely fit for your average gutter whore websites.
Look, this motherfucker is trying to do shit by hand, on a fucking calculator. If this wasn't some bush league fucking hobby, then there'd be cause for concern. If this was a legit fucking affair, I think that there would be a wee fucking smidgin more interest given to some fancy fucking method other than some fucking part time bullshit.
I think for this particular fucking purpose, some motherfucking book in the goddamn library will serve quite fucking nicely for passing cute little notes to and fucking fro.
This is not some Freedeom of the Fucking Free Motherfucking world issue here, so far as it goes. I don't recall the last fucking time the bitchass mofos at the National Security Agency posted a fucking question to Ask Fucking Slashdot in order to further the interests of our mother loving fucking country. So, I think that a OTP from a fucking 1000 page book full of random bullshit will do in just about 99% of the fucking situations. If the information is so fucking important, I would suggest using, oh say, something less gypsy rigged.
Oh for fucks sake. When will we move beyond such trivial fucking issues? I guaranfuckingte that half the people doing the most bitching aren't even interested in the fucking PDA because it's an overprice piece of shit.
This whole cocksucking thread is nearly fucked innundated with a whole bunch of whiny posts pissing and moaning about how the fucking page of an over fucking priced handheld can't be rendered in a fucking alternate browser.
And this fucking post is the most highest rated motherfucker in the thread. It has nothing to do with the goddamn fucking pda. The article should have read:
Sharp's webpage not viewable in Mozilla
from the lets-send-a-fuckload-of-form-letters dept
BTW, they are also selling a PDA. I just happened to reboot to play the Sims, and used IE. I wasn't using linux at this time.
Where's the obligatory psychotic motherfucker using lynx? What about that poor motherfucker? He can't look at at least 95% of the shit out there. BRING BACK GOPHER! We won't have this motherfucking issue anymore. I'm going fucking nuts here with all this Slashdot bullshit crashing around. You'd think that this was some sort of fucking genocide or a declaration of fatwa on Linux. Do I have to be so fucking pedantic as to point out that most bitches use IE? Look, no fucking slam here. This motherfucking is shooting straight (from the hip) but for jesus fuck's sake, it is a pretty fucking popular browser that has a ton of fucking tit ass enhancements.
Five fucking hundred dollars? That's un fucking real. Linux based? The fucker better be *anything* based for five hundred dollars. For $50, you can get a cheap Palm IIIe, then spend $400 on an iPod. Total savings: $50. Increase in functionality: two fucking million percent.
Sharp seems to be really eager to promote all this Linux shit. Here's my prediction. An army of people silently reading the amazon.com page saying "Five hundred fucking dollars? mothafucks!" Sales are flat, sharp says "Aw, fuck this linux shit. It fucked us proper."
You want a fucking mp3 player, buy a fucking mp3 player. You want a laptop, buy a used laptop on eBay that has more features for less cost. This is outfuckingrageous.
In the meantime, I will avoid reading this type of bullshit immediately after consuming large amounts of caffeine. I'm fucking livid.
This isn't a fucking troll. Trolls are fucking savvy nuggets of instigation. This is plain and fucking simple bullshit. Not flamebait, not trolls, not even crapflooder. This is a sub species of cunt rag bitch fucks.
My god man, are you absofuckinglutely positive that is what you want? You want unfuckingfettered access, secure, online, with an API? And for you personally? Can you be a little more fucking unrealistic?
Here's the fucking low down: you are asking for the ability to create your own person, on fucking line brokerage by hijacking another on fucking line brokerage. Straight fucking shit. You are asking for the ability to use a company's product in a manner that is totally fucking at odds with their ability to do this. To wit: Not fucking gonna happen.
No cocksucker worth his salt is going to let this shit fly, and the fucking slashdot audience is probably as far from the fucking authorita you want.
But hey, I could be a total ass rag about this. Look, my fucking four fucking letter word rant ain't fucking flamebait. I'm not going to jerk you off and pat you on the back. I'm giving it to you right on the motherfucking level.
When you have a motherfucking hammer (linux) every teensy piece shit looks like a fucking nail (email).
Disregard the fact that I am fucking trashed like a sally cuntfaced slut now.
I looked at that cocksucking mess. What a fucking ass job. That is no more a mod than shitting on a sidewalk is a 'toilet mod'. Fucks man. Is anything a motherfucking case mod these days? That shit is not only fucking trashy looking, but a sorry fucking excuse for 'neat'. End of fucking story.
Why all this wailing and pissing about MS not providing free and unfuckingfettered access to their shit? Here's the deal, and I will be as fucking concise and clear about this as possible: If CIFS doesn't give you a stiffy, then use something else. If the licensing agreement makes you clench your fist and scream "mothafucka mothafucka mothafucka mothafucka" then don't use it. Quite simple. I'm no MBA. I didn't write any books that got reviewed on slashdot, but I will tell you this: Microsoft doesn't want people competing against them with their own products.
If I give a bum a roll of pennies, and he clenches his fist and socks me in the junk destroying my ability to bring profane motherfucking babies into the world, I'll be upset, to say the least.
But think about this small cornnut studded turd of wisdom: their Common fucking file system won't be too fucking common if developers don't use it.
First, I'd like to say that the little fucking remark about "trolling" was tits. _Trolling_ is just as fun, but _browsing_ or, as fucktard journalists and OfficeMax associates like to call it _surfing_, is banal and extremely fucking base.
I've seen all the fucking snatch and tits I care to see, have more fucking music that I can even listen to in my life, posess in excess of 100 fucking thousand dollars of commercial apps and games, and chewed my motherfucking wrists to shit playing Quake and MOHAA online.I was so fucking burned out on the web that I, get this cocksucking shit, I bought a shitfucking load of books. Some damn fine books too.
It took countless sessions of late night porn, orgiastic download sessions of mp3s and obscene amounts of time reading banal and entirely fucking base blogger bullshit before I got bored. I have the attention span of a 7 month old embryo. That's no fucking joke. But I managed to find joy in the web for at least 7 years. But, this fucker is tired hack now. All that's left for me is the random search on google for "fucking profanity, motherfucker" to find neat and exciting cuss words, and slashdot to use them.
To inform you a little fucking bit: when some cocksucker here makes a fucking call, it's usually flat rate out of his motherfucking bill. Take some bitch like me. They fuck me out of $25 a month, but I can make all the fucking calls I fucking please. There's no fucking charge. That's probably the most common way fucking people handle their shit here.
Or, fucking eBay. Is someone fucking with the ask slashdot? It sure as shit seems like it. For fucks sake, everyday bring a whole slew of shit that can be dealt with either by a.) fucking using your fat little fingers to type "http://google.com" b.) using your fat little ass to get the phone book out and *then* using your fucking digits to dial the digits or c.) Fucking eBay.
It's a funny fucking coincidence that your post a fucking reply to my comment. See, I'm a fucking alcoholic soak. I really like to fucking drink beer. All kinds of the shit. If you're a heterosexual man at the bar, and you order a fucking Mike's Hard Lemonade or a shitty femme drink like Bacardi malt liquor, you deserve to be properly fucked up with a broken pool cue. So, long fucking point short -- your software has potential. I'm all about fucking home brew, motherfucker.
I'm not just giving you a fucking line here. What the fuck do I care, right?
But I shit you not, I'm going to grow my own fucking hops and barley, if I can get some assfuck to spot me a few acres of land. This motherfucking bun is in the proverbial fucking oven, so to speak.
de Icaza wants to make fucking money -- dinero, l'argent liquide, cash. Whatever the fuck you want to call it. He's a businessman. And like clever businessmen who wish to remain clever businessman, the fucking guy will do fucking any fucking thing to make some money. If that means he sells his fucking shit to Apple, great. If he fucking sells his shit to some motherfucker at MS, great.
But in terms of the fucklings on slashdot, he is fucking satan (note, _fucking_ as a verb, not adj here) if he sell it to MS. And he is fucking God (note, again, a fucking verb, not adj) if he sells his shit to Apple. I don't fucking get it. Just let this motherfucker do his fucking business without being fucking demonized in the piss and moan linux press.
Fucking Ticonderoga Community College in West Belle Kentucky, motherfucker. Took all 12 machines in the fucking 'multi fucking media lab' and put Win2k on them. Unfuckingstoppable now! In reality, asshole, you must realize that this fucked cunt of a poster "fortknox" is really just an elaborate fucking troll. Look at this assholes history. Fucking TrollCity, bitch!
Troll after fucking troll after fucking troll. He's quite fucking adept at trolling the fuck out of you people, but then again, you fuckers don't really make it too hard for motherfuckers like that to 0wn you. Just watch out for him. Notice the symptoms: flamebait comments, vague, unsupported statements, controversial subjects. Troll, mofo.
I too am a homeowner, motherfucker. You're on my friends list, I like your fucking posts -- they're high on my list of motherfucking shit!
All I do anyway is sit in a tiny fucking room and occupy myself with eating, drinking, shitting, and fucking around on a motherfucking computer. Fuck, if I could get paid, I'm fucking in this motherfucker for the fucking duration. But why is this fucker only open to midgets and cripples? Is that all we send into fuck space? Fucks, man. I thought the average well nourished cunt of today's word was at least 5 feet and ten motherfucking inches tall. 5'8" -- those fuckers can get jobs riding horses at the track. All I can do is fucking bet on them.
When I buy a goddamn DVD, I'm buying it to watch the motherfucking movie. I didn't buy it to hear a director with a cleft asshole lisp his way through it, commenting on dry and otherwise completely fucking obvious shit. And I didn't buy it to watch "The making of...." or a documentary about the cunt production. If I want to see a fucking documentary, I'll watch Nova or Frontline.
All this bullshit does is add cost to already outfuckingrageous DVD prices. Take Gladiator for instance. I bought that piece of shit to watch a bunch of fucking people get diced and hear them scream and crumple on my bigass butterzone speakers. I have zero interest in a four hour accompanying documentary. If I was so concerned about fucking history, you'd best believe that Gladiator wouldn't be my first choice. I seriously doubt many Englishman served as fucking gladiators in the Roman Empire of ancient.
If I was to buy this faggoty fucking LOTR movie, it's going to be for the fucking LOTR movie. If I want a fucking documentary, I'll consult one of 9,000 other more reliable sources than a bunch of halfass gypsy rigged bullshit that comes with a DVD and is sold in fucking Kmart.
You're attempting to squeeze a round shit into a square toilet, so to speak. 1000 assholes fucking around with 64 mb of ram doesn't necessarily mean that you need some big motherfucking machine with 64*1000 mb of ram. You want is a centralized environment with some huge motherfucking machine doing the work, and your fucking worker bees using shit on terminals? If you can get them to give you straight poop, your fucking vendor will be the best.
Try it in stages. Nearly every cocksucking vendor sells highly upgradeable shit. So try 100 one month, 100 more the next month, etc.
Who the fuck buys a $400 device that they have zero reasonable expectation to use? That's fucking nuts man. Not that I don't give a fucking shout for this motherfuckers effort, but jesus h christ -- that fucking ipod would have been on ebay exactly .01 seconds after I realized that it's a propriertary shitting thing if I had been in that spot. $400 is a lot more fun at the bar, according to my fucking studies.
Ok, why not use a mailing list?
Spiral cut is better. But it's such a fucking nightmare to get the little slices off the bone without ripping them into a zillion fucking shreds.
Not to mention that the sims can fuck a woman one night, then throw their cock into their male neighbor's ass the next night. The MF MM FM FF relationship possiblites are great. I'm honestly a little fucking put out that orgies and masive gang bangs aren't possible. That'd be some funny shit.
I've gotten everything I ever got off Y Groups from Usenet. Mainly porn, mind you, but it still works.