That's nothing. The fucking store has hams on sale for $1.39/lb for semi-bone-in. You can get a fatass spiral cut slab for $2.19 a pound. Also, I bought some horrid fucking salsa prepared by a bunch of toothless old bitches for $2.50 for a 12oz container.
I also spilled some scalding hot coffee onto my cock this morning by accident. I was only wearing boxers, and bumped into my cock chugging roomate's fucking faggoty coffee table that looks like it got gang banged by a fucking chain.
Funny you be so fucking inquisitive. A shitload is really just.125 fuckloads. There are 8 shitloads in each fuckload. If I say I have fuckloads of shitloads, it gets a little confusing. What that means is I have 8^(number of shitloads).
But all this is such a fucking mess, that nobody cares. Just use what ever the fuck you want. I'm partial to "a ton of those motherfuckers" for example.
Exaclty. You know why there's not one fucking rat dropping of fact here: because none exists. The data are not even fully fucking gathered and processed, and Katz is already claiming that we're on the cusp of a new fucking epoch. The DOL website would be *the* source, but none of these hack and slash journalists have the gumption to figure that out.
Funny you should mention this. There was a story on NPR shorty after 9/11 talking about the fucking proliferation in flag display. Stores the US over were sold out.
So they turn to China. Apparently, China makes about 9.25 shitload of US flags and ships them over here. The Chinese even quit production of their OWN flag to make US flags, because there's higher margin on US flags.
Pretty fucking patriotic, eh?
The irony is that the US refined capitalism, but the Chinese proved to be better at it when it comes to making flags.
Thank you. It's nice to see that my fucking bullshit has a found a little fucking resonance with at least one fellow motherfucker. It's difficult being such a profane asshole, because most motherfuckers have a cob up their ass with regards to a little fucking profanity. But, fuck 'em, right?
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He's a wise old geezer. I love the guy. This 2145 word blather is best summed up with one of his favorite phrases: lip music.
My god, this reads like a fucking dry and tired corporate report. All gloss, 150lpi printing, svelte color, clad in delicate paper, but sorely lacking in substance. Katz, what the fuck is your deal? You have the chance to say something meaningful, and all you do is regrugitate the IHT, a 3Com year end statement, and a little of MSNBC. This is such horseshit.
Unless you have some sort of fetish with getting this particular fuck of a card working, why not just say "Fuck this fucking piece of putrid assfunk motherfucker!"
Just do the simplest thing: do a quick search on groups.google.com for some asshole in the same situation as you, and see what cards your fucking cronies had luck with. Use on of them. If some fucking gypsy rigged piece of smegma like this was giving me grief, it wouldn't even have the opportunity to be returned four times. That fucker would be in about 7,000 little pieces on its way to the mfg in a fedex mailer with a nice note that says "Here's your fucking card back, assholes. I wish I could have the past 4 weeks of my life back that your fucking ghetto swill bush league amateur night shit cost me."
It's just not worth it.
Also, try SuSE. The fucking krauts have one hell of a good distro when it comes to PC card support. Perhaps RH 7.1 just isn't the proper disto for your particular laptop.
I'm pretty sure that a fucking DSL modem is just a wee bit too bush league for an enterprise-class project with about 500,000 people all over the glob. But who knows? Maybe you get some good fucking service.
Right fucking on! There's this prissy attitude that "oh, if only he had never done that, people would have never figured it out." Well, here's my fucking comment: If one cockfaced lawyer can figure it out, a bunch of computer dorks can figure it out. Pretty fucking simple.
But I generally try to get my news and 'forward looking statements' from someone whose name isn't "lucky green". But what the fuck? To each his own, eh?
Though Darpa refused yesterday to confirm the dispute over the nominees, a spokeswoman said the move was in fact a reflection of Jason's inability to adjust its priorities to a post-cold-war world, where the physical sciences are no longer as important as information and computer sciences to the nation's security.
Granted, this spokeswoman bitch is totally fucking off the record and could say anything short of "we thought the name Profane Motherfucker was more fitting than Jason for our line of work." But honestly, what kind of gypsy rigged bullshit is this? Darpa, the original cold war Kill them fucking commies until they die from it! agency is accusing another group of failing to adapt to the post cold war? Who the fuck is this fooling? The cold war has been over for, jesus, what like a fucking decade now. WHERE THE FUCK DO THEY GET THESE TURD BURGLARS? This shit is pretty fucking sparse cover for Reality.
Here's my take, and you can tell them that a Profane Motherfucker told you: the pentagon people thought the scientists were uppity bitches who behaved like lazy union workers. So they put the fucking kibosh on that. It's a fucking GI Bush dotcom shakeout.
The problem with depending on warranty is the cost to the end user. Shipping a fucked drive back to a vendor is not cheap -- take seagate for example. They wanted me to ship the fucker back with gobs of foam padding, in a special MailBoxes Etc. box -- that's a sure fire assraping to pay all that cash. Plus, the data itself is not insured, and the user is shit out of luck whilst the drive is getting rehab.
But it seems that 5-10% is quite high. From what I recall from my fucking worthless stats class a few years back when.com wasn't tantamount to saying "I had a fucking posh job and got fired,", the 5% figure was statistically important. It seems that if a business has a mfg process, a failure rate of such a high percentage would be a sure fire way to seriously gang bang the bottom line. Is 5-10% fucking true?
Right, but don't forget this shit: Apple *gives* that fucking shit away, except OSX. You pay nothing (at least nothing outright) to acquire iTunes. Just have OS9, and you can DL the fucker. The key thing to remember in this crazy and often clusterfucked world is that Apple makes their money off the hardware. I say the fucks at Microsoft are a software company, and you'd tell me "Yeah, but what about Xbox?" Their primary reason for being in business is software. Apple's fucking MO is hardware.
The key thing to remember about Apple is this: they are a fucking hardware company, not a fucking software company. Back in about 1994, when I was still an alcoholic womanizer, they decided to see what life was like as a software company -- not too fucking great, much like my life sans Jim Beam.
If you look at how those cocksuckers price their OS, you'll see that the more expensive of a fucking Mac you get, the more they assrape you on the price of the OS. Fast machine = higher margin = you pay more for OS because Apple thinks you are willing to pay more.
I wish they'd just ported their shitty OS to Intel shit. It was a lot fucking better in 1994 than anything anyone else had on the market.
I often sit around at night thinking what life would be life if those fucks at Apple had allowed the licensing to continue. But then I realize that thinking about shit like that is extremely fucking gay, and I go to the bar and hit on buxom college girls. And that, that is no joke.
but consider this: the average Cuban is a dirt poor sorry ass shit shoveler who couldn't afford a fucking PC and send some PayPal cash to read SlashDot even if he could have access to them. The read/. article should be: Cubans are dirt fucking poor, cannot purcahse either carrots nor PCs. Sounds like a Castro troll, in all fucking honesty.
I have absolutely no fucking problem with this. Regular readers of my pissed off diatribute will note that Profane Motherfucker has littler tolerance for a great many things, but a singing cell phone inspires a special bit of tooth knashing and roid rage.
It's gotten so fucking bad lately. People bring those motherfucking phones everywhere. Even the last bastion of a little teensy bit of fucking sanity, the public library, has been raped by phones ringing and ringing -- usually some faggoty, 2 minute song.
Here's the deal: I've seen countless cocksuckers call friends from a noisy disco and say "Where you at? What you doing?" in a 90dB voice. People that stupid, people too stupid to realize that the other party can't decipher their voice over the deafening melange of Oakenfold and screaming, are too stupid to remember to turn their phones off in the library or theater. It's that simple.
I wouldn't mind seeing this shit installed in every fucking public venue. I don't buy that tired and trite argument that some bitches give, "Well, what if it's an emergency?" Well, better tell your gay uncle to call the bar, instead of you personally. It's not too fucking complicated, and quite frankly, thoughts of violence that violate every section of the Geneva Convention fill my head everytime I see some prissy little bitch that looks like he stepped out of an asspumping boy bad using the phone in reckless disregard of everyone else. Vive la France!
If you're still using a 1401, fucking w00t to that. Those things look like a fucking prop from Lost in Space. It's a pity you didn't post your plea a little fucking sooner -- the university I attend just trashed about two and a half shitload of old IBM stuff -- manuals, software, shit like that. Are you going to be doing some serious shit on that aged fucker? It's possible, I suppose, but jesus h christ, I hope you get paid by the hour.
I'm not sure. I kind of feel like shit. I've been living the past week on Papa Murphy's pizza and some chinese whiskey shit that I bought in Chinatown last week. I'm a mess. Heartburn, gas, painful defecation, etc. It takes a bit of energy to swear so much, and I just don't have it.
They wish to use Utah, and it's population of LDS, to simulate what life would be like on a planet with a hostile lifeform. I don't know what's more hostile to civilised life than 3.2 beer. Conversely, they are going to use Canada to simulate a planet with a polite, and peaceful lifeform.
Before you get all fucking wound up in this bitch, why not just have a little sitdown with the bitchass bastards at the ISP? Maybe they can work out this assrape affair.
Tell these fucks, in no uncertian terms, how much their bush league bullshit is ruining your ability to do even the most mundane fucking thing and that you might take your business to someone who isn't quite so fucking inept at even the most basic routing tasks. If they're not a bunch of ass pumping whores, they might be willing to work with you.
Yes, my favorite meat substitute is vat grown bread. It's made from yeast. I believe the Arabs were the first to specialize in the vat grown bread. I'm quite fucking pleased with the stuff, particularly the british flavors of liquid bread.
Mod this fucker up as funny because he's so fucking original. Maybe this bullshit will go +5. Wheee!!! Profane Mofo is not please by trite and tired shit such as this.
This morning, I go into the bank and tell the hottie behind the counter that I want a fucking checking account. I can tell she's about as smart as an empty water bottle, so I talk really fucking slowly and avoid and words of over 6 characters.
She says "Do you have a driver's license?" And I'm like "Uh no, but I have a passport." So this bitch calls her supervisor and says "He doesn't have a drivers license. Just a passport. Will that work. Yes, yes, ok, ok, I'll tell him."
"Sir, you have to have a driver's license. This doesn't have enough information on it," referring to my fucking passport. I about loose it. In my head, I'm like "I GOT THIS PIECE OF SHIT LICENSE WITH MY FUCKING PASSPORT YOU STUPID TWINK! Is that push up bra robbing your already minimal IQ? I was fucking livid. Asshole banks. People are so fucking stupid. They wanted my license because it had all the juicy, We can Sell your Soul to Satan and your Life to Jesus marketing data on it.
Don't be fucking shy about profanity. Just fucking spill it.
Here's a bit of insight: people don't like to have to pay for shit that they previously got for free, with the near promise of future freeness. A certian website comes to mind with regards to this.
But about the DSL: Good fucking luck. You'll never be able to find a provider with decent service that doesn't asshole port 25.
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That's nothing. The fucking store has hams on sale for $1.39/lb for semi-bone-in. You can get a fatass spiral cut slab for $2.19 a pound. Also, I bought some horrid fucking salsa prepared by a bunch of toothless old bitches for $2.50 for a 12oz container.
I also spilled some scalding hot coffee onto my cock this morning by accident. I was only wearing boxers, and bumped into my cock chugging roomate's fucking faggoty coffee table that looks like it got gang banged by a fucking chain.
Funny you be so fucking inquisitive. A shitload is really just .125 fuckloads. There are 8 shitloads in each fuckload. If I say I have fuckloads of shitloads, it gets a little confusing. What that means is I have 8^(number of shitloads).
But all this is such a fucking mess, that nobody cares. Just use what ever the fuck you want. I'm partial to "a ton of those motherfuckers" for example.
Exaclty. You know why there's not one fucking rat dropping of fact here: because none exists. The data are not even fully fucking gathered and processed, and Katz is already claiming that we're on the cusp of a new fucking epoch. The DOL website would be *the* source, but none of these hack and slash journalists have the gumption to figure that out.
American flag manufacturers
Funny you should mention this. There was a story on NPR shorty after 9/11 talking about the fucking proliferation in flag display. Stores the US over were sold out.
So they turn to China. Apparently, China makes about 9.25 shitload of US flags and ships them over here. The Chinese even quit production of their OWN flag to make US flags, because there's higher margin on US flags.
Pretty fucking patriotic, eh?
The irony is that the US refined capitalism, but the Chinese proved to be better at it when it comes to making flags.
Thank you. It's nice to see that my fucking bullshit has a found a little fucking resonance with at least one fellow motherfucker. It's difficult being such a profane asshole, because most motherfuckers have a cob up their ass with regards to a little fucking profanity. But, fuck 'em, right?
He's a wise old geezer. I love the guy. This 2145 word blather is best summed up with one of his favorite phrases: lip music.
My god, this reads like a fucking dry and tired corporate report. All gloss, 150lpi printing, svelte color, clad in delicate paper, but sorely lacking in substance. Katz, what the fuck is your deal? You have the chance to say something meaningful, and all you do is regrugitate the IHT, a 3Com year end statement, and a little of MSNBC. This is such horseshit.
Unless you have some sort of fetish with getting this particular fuck of a card working, why not just say "Fuck this fucking piece of putrid assfunk motherfucker!"
Just do the simplest thing: do a quick search on groups.google.com for some asshole in the same situation as you, and see what cards your fucking cronies had luck with. Use on of them. If some fucking gypsy rigged piece of smegma like this was giving me grief, it wouldn't even have the opportunity to be returned four times. That fucker would be in about 7,000 little pieces on its way to the mfg in a fedex mailer with a nice note that says "Here's your fucking card back, assholes. I wish I could have the past 4 weeks of my life back that your fucking ghetto swill bush league amateur night shit cost me."
It's just not worth it.
Also, try SuSE. The fucking krauts have one hell of a good distro when it comes to PC card support. Perhaps RH 7.1 just isn't the proper disto for your particular laptop.
I'm pretty sure that a fucking DSL modem is just a wee bit too bush league for an enterprise-class project with about 500,000 people all over the glob. But who knows? Maybe you get some good fucking service.
Right fucking on! There's this prissy attitude that "oh, if only he had never done that, people would have never figured it out." Well, here's my fucking comment: If one cockfaced lawyer can figure it out, a bunch of computer dorks can figure it out. Pretty fucking simple.
But I generally try to get my news and 'forward looking statements' from someone whose name isn't "lucky green". But what the fuck? To each his own, eh?
Ok, so I read this:
Though Darpa refused yesterday to confirm the dispute over the nominees, a spokeswoman said the move was in fact a reflection of Jason's inability to adjust its priorities to a post-cold-war world, where the physical sciences are no longer as important as information and computer sciences to the nation's security.
Granted, this spokeswoman bitch is totally fucking off the record and could say anything short of "we thought the name Profane Motherfucker was more fitting than Jason for our line of work." But honestly, what kind of gypsy rigged bullshit is this? Darpa, the original cold war Kill them fucking commies until they die from it! agency is accusing another group of failing to adapt to the post cold war? Who the fuck is this fooling? The cold war has been over for, jesus, what like a fucking decade now. WHERE THE FUCK DO THEY GET THESE TURD BURGLARS? This shit is pretty fucking sparse cover for Reality.
Here's my take, and you can tell them that a Profane Motherfucker told you: the pentagon people thought the scientists were uppity bitches who behaved like lazy union workers. So they put the fucking kibosh on that. It's a fucking GI Bush dotcom shakeout.
The problem with depending on warranty is the cost to the end user. Shipping a fucked drive back to a vendor is not cheap -- take seagate for example. They wanted me to ship the fucker back with gobs of foam padding, in a special MailBoxes Etc. box -- that's a sure fire assraping to pay all that cash. Plus, the data itself is not insured, and the user is shit out of luck whilst the drive is getting rehab.
But it seems that 5-10% is quite high. From what I recall from my fucking worthless stats class a few years back when .com wasn't tantamount to saying "I had a fucking posh job and got fired,", the 5% figure was statistically important. It seems that if a business has a mfg process, a failure rate of such a high percentage would be a sure fire way to seriously gang bang the bottom line. Is 5-10% fucking true?
Right, but don't forget this shit: Apple *gives* that fucking shit away, except OSX. You pay nothing (at least nothing outright) to acquire iTunes. Just have OS9, and you can DL the fucker. The key thing to remember in this crazy and often clusterfucked world is that Apple makes their money off the hardware. I say the fucks at Microsoft are a software company, and you'd tell me "Yeah, but what about Xbox?" Their primary reason for being in business is software. Apple's fucking MO is hardware.
The key thing to remember about Apple is this: they are a fucking hardware company, not a fucking software company. Back in about 1994, when I was still an alcoholic womanizer, they decided to see what life was like as a software company -- not too fucking great, much like my life sans Jim Beam.
If you look at how those cocksuckers price their OS, you'll see that the more expensive of a fucking Mac you get, the more they assrape you on the price of the OS. Fast machine = higher margin = you pay more for OS because Apple thinks you are willing to pay more.
I wish they'd just ported their shitty OS to Intel shit. It was a lot fucking better in 1994 than anything anyone else had on the market.
I often sit around at night thinking what life would be life if those fucks at Apple had allowed the licensing to continue. But then I realize that thinking about shit like that is extremely fucking gay, and I go to the bar and hit on buxom college girls. And that, that is no joke.
but consider this: the average Cuban is a dirt poor sorry ass shit shoveler who couldn't afford a fucking PC and send some PayPal cash to read SlashDot even if he could have access to them. The read /. article should be: Cubans are dirt fucking poor, cannot purcahse either carrots nor PCs. Sounds like a Castro troll, in all fucking honesty.
I have absolutely no fucking problem with this. Regular readers of my pissed off diatribute will note that Profane Motherfucker has littler tolerance for a great many things, but a singing cell phone inspires a special bit of tooth knashing and roid rage.
It's gotten so fucking bad lately. People bring those motherfucking phones everywhere. Even the last bastion of a little teensy bit of fucking sanity, the public library, has been raped by phones ringing and ringing -- usually some faggoty, 2 minute song.
Here's the deal: I've seen countless cocksuckers call friends from a noisy disco and say "Where you at? What you doing?" in a 90dB voice. People that stupid, people too stupid to realize that the other party can't decipher their voice over the deafening melange of Oakenfold and screaming, are too stupid to remember to turn their phones off in the library or theater. It's that simple.
I wouldn't mind seeing this shit installed in every fucking public venue. I don't buy that tired and trite argument that some bitches give, "Well, what if it's an emergency?" Well, better tell your gay uncle to call the bar, instead of you personally. It's not too fucking complicated, and quite frankly, thoughts of violence that violate every section of the Geneva Convention fill my head everytime I see some prissy little bitch that looks like he stepped out of an asspumping boy bad using the phone in reckless disregard of everyone else. Vive la France!
If you're still using a 1401, fucking w00t to that. Those things look like a fucking prop from Lost in Space. It's a pity you didn't post your plea a little fucking sooner -- the university I attend just trashed about two and a half shitload of old IBM stuff -- manuals, software, shit like that. Are you going to be doing some serious shit on that aged fucker? It's possible, I suppose, but jesus h christ, I hope you get paid by the hour.
I'm not sure. I kind of feel like shit. I've been living the past week on Papa Murphy's pizza and some chinese whiskey shit that I bought in Chinatown last week. I'm a mess. Heartburn, gas, painful defecation, etc. It takes a bit of energy to swear so much, and I just don't have it.
They wish to use Utah, and it's population of LDS, to simulate what life would be like on a planet with a hostile lifeform. I don't know what's more hostile to civilised life than 3.2 beer. Conversely, they are going to use Canada to simulate a planet with a polite, and peaceful lifeform.
Before you get all fucking wound up in this bitch, why not just have a little sitdown with the bitchass bastards at the ISP? Maybe they can work out this assrape affair.
Tell these fucks, in no uncertian terms, how much their bush league bullshit is ruining your ability to do even the most mundane fucking thing and that you might take your business to someone who isn't quite so fucking inept at even the most basic routing tasks. If they're not a bunch of ass pumping whores, they might be willing to work with you.
Yes, my favorite meat substitute is vat grown bread. It's made from yeast. I believe the Arabs were the first to specialize in the vat grown bread. I'm quite fucking pleased with the stuff, particularly the british flavors of liquid bread.
Mod this fucker up as funny because he's so fucking original. Maybe this bullshit will go +5. Wheee!!! Profane Mofo is not please by trite and tired shit such as this.
This morning, I go into the bank and tell the hottie behind the counter that I want a fucking checking account. I can tell she's about as smart as an empty water bottle, so I talk really fucking slowly and avoid and words of over 6 characters.
She says "Do you have a driver's license?" And I'm like "Uh no, but I have a passport." So this bitch calls her supervisor and says "He doesn't have a drivers license. Just a passport. Will that work. Yes, yes, ok, ok, I'll tell him."
"Sir, you have to have a driver's license. This doesn't have enough information on it," referring to my fucking passport. I about loose it. In my head, I'm like "I GOT THIS PIECE OF SHIT LICENSE WITH MY FUCKING PASSPORT YOU STUPID TWINK! Is that push up bra robbing your already minimal IQ? I was fucking livid. Asshole banks. People are so fucking stupid. They wanted my license because it had all the juicy, We can Sell your Soul to Satan and your Life to Jesus marketing data on it.
Don't be fucking shy about profanity. Just fucking spill it.
Here's a bit of insight: people don't like to have to pay for shit that they previously got for free, with the near promise of future freeness. A certian website comes to mind with regards to this.
But about the DSL: Good fucking luck. You'll never be able to find a provider with decent service that doesn't asshole port 25.