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  1. Re:off topic cach'o'google on Han Solo in Lego Carbonite · · Score: 1

    No kidding. It's just so fucking rude. I have a small website. If shit like this happened, and I wasn't home pull the plug on the fucker, my hosting provider would be getting read to lube me up for a good stiff bill fucking.

    I don't understand why someone can't be considerate enough to mention to the site owner. It's not as if this is breaking fucking news here. MARS INVADED, JESUS AMONG THE FIRST ASTRONAUTS. This is shit in legos. I think it could have waited for a simple reply from the site owner.

    Slashdot gets the advertising revenue, this dude gets the moster fucking bill for his free, advert free, site. Nice work jerks.

  2. Re:Nope, it'll do on Women Buy More Tech Than Men · · Score: 2, Insightful

    There's nearly 300,000,000 people living in the US. That link isn't bad at all. Further, since CNN doesn't link to the actual study, the fact that it was a telephone interview completely ignores some five percent of the population that has cellular phones only. People with mobiles are all but completely ignored by most telephone surveys. So are most unlisted numbers. The poor don't have telephones in the same proportion as the rest of the US, neither do the young. Hence, the sample size is 1/2 what it needs to be based on the link, and there's a number of flaws in using telephone interviews.

    It drives me fucking nuts when I don't have enough information to find the actual study. I don't trust some motherfucker at CNN to read the report better than I can read it myself.

  3. Re:Don't go with the portable 10-15,000 BTU units on Cooling the Server Room? · · Score: 1

    FYI: *Every* cooling device generates more heat than it takes away. It takes heat to cool stuff. That's why.

  4. Re:http://www.sudhian.com/showdocs.cfm?aid=471& on Low Powered Mini-Server for the Masses · · Score: 1

    Other than to aimlessly bitch, what's the point? So what? Would you be happy if it was PHP's error page? Would that please you?

  5. Re:$1395? I can top that at $450 on Low Powered Mini-Server for the Masses · · Score: 1

    Some people masturbate to the low power theory. I suppose someone could say, "Well it uses less electricity for fuck's sake!"

    But you're absolutely correct -- it's a god damn sham. You could use that huge disparity in price to purchase green power (like wind) from your electric company and do a hell of a lot more for the world than waste money on some crappy little computer.

    Is this slashdot or PR Newswire, anyway? I can't tell the two apart anymore. I know one has an abortion of HTML code and garish graphics, but as far as content, I don't know anymore.

  6. Re:Why?!? on JenniCam Closing After 7+ Years · · Score: 1

    Well, I'm guessing becuase nobody really gives a shit. It's like WB dropping some really shitty sitcom and all 12 fans crying about it.

  7. Re:Here come the gripes on Halo's Price Drop For Xbox, GameSpy Hookup For PC · · Score: 1

    Jesus you're a rude bastard. God forbid someone spend their money in the way they see fit without asking you for approval.

  8. Re:"Common Vector"? on CD-ROMs Failing In Win2k & XP Boxes? · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Such a statement is indicative of a phrase whereby which the author intends to share that he or she cannot find a common cause to the situation.

    In other words, a more academic way of saying: I don't know why the fuck this shit is doing this.

    Or, I can't find anything in common.

  9. Well... on Finding Airfoil Data For Amateur Projects? · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Have you looked on Kazaa. Some saucy shit on there. Try Airfoil Paris Hilton.

  10. Re:While, you "can" treat Ebola with blood serum.. on Ebola Vaccine Human Trials Begin · · Score: 1

    Serum treatment is done for people suspected of getting a rabies infection. THe people infected, or suspected of getting infected, by rabies first get a shot of this temporary shit and then the actual vaccine. While the body produces the antibodies on its own from the vaccine, the serum shit can mitigate the effects of the virus itself. By the time the serum shit is depleted, the vaccine has stimulated the body enough to handle the mess on its own.

    In a similar fashion, if you get tetanus, or are suspected thereof, you get a shot of antitoxin followed by the tetanus vaccination. That way you don't go into hideous fucking convulsions while the body produces its own defenses against the bacteria.

    Tetanus is another fascinating thing. So little of the toxin is released during an actual infection that the body doesn't even notice it. You can get it over and over and over. The only way to stop it is a vaccination.

    Good shit, yes?

  11. Re:Oy. on Gator Forces Site To Remove 'Spyware' Label · · Score: 1

    Oh yes, some highly original motherfuckers put in their two cents.

  12. Re:Just for the record, on "Monopolies"... on Microsoft's Take on iTunes for Windows · · Score: 1

    Please stop trying to cloud the issue with facts and fancy terms like 'definition.' Your foolish pursuit of 'truth' and 'common sense' does nothing to further the point. This is all about finding fault where none exists -- facts be damned!

  13. Infomercial on How a Computer Case Is Built · · Score: 1

    Fuck me, could this shit have been a more blatant commercial for some fucking case manufacturer? Was the THG schmuck assigned a full time fluffer to make sure he had a raging hardon the entire fucking time?

    And for christ's sake, who the fuck is the fifth grader that writes the captions? How many of the things start out with "As you can see" or "As with this", "as with that"? Well thank you very fucking little as I don't need to be told that I can see something. If it's so fucking Obvious, then why the fuck does the fifth grader need to tell me that I can see it? Logic would hold that it isn't too fucking obvious, as you can clearly see, if someone has to tell you you can see it. Good god, that drove me up the fucking wall.

    Here's the sentence to end all sentences, and proof that some people just don't know a fucking thing about writing. WHERE'S THE FUCKING EDITOR?

    "The hot melting process is used to secure and join the plastic together. As the name implies, heat is used to melt and secure the parts into place. "

    THE FUCKING NAME IMPLIES IT? IT JUST DON'T FUCKING IMPLY IT! IT IS IS IS IS IT. WHAT THE FUCK WILL HOT MELT MEAN OTHER THAN HOT FUCKING MELT?

    "The hot melting process is used ..... As the name implies, gravy is used to join folds of meat together and create a beautiful fur fucking rug." Good thing someone mentioned exactly what "hot melting" means. I thought cold melting. Then I thought that maybe it had something to do with Republicans and naked pictures of the Baby Jesus. No! It has to do with hot melting. That god for people to tell me EVERYTHING.

    I could send a monkey to China with a note: "Dear China, rub shit on this monkey and send him home with a computer case" and get a more coherent objective view of some metal-fab place with political prisioner housing on site.

  14. Here's the thing on How Do Managers Rate On-line Universities? · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I have forked over a shitload of my hard earned American dollars to bullshit online courses. I speak with authorita.

    The thing is, if you give two shits about your learning, save your money and go to a Real school with Real teachers. If you want to get knuckled fucked, don't give a flying fuck about learning anything, and have incredible self-dicipline, then maybe check this crap out.

    Crap is being nice too.

    Here's how it works: you pay lots of money and don't learn a fucking thing that you can't teach yourself. If Learning to you means reading out of a book and typing answers into a form on a web page, then by all means bend over and lube up -- because this is your ideal education.

    Online education flies in the face of thousands of years dating back to the fucking greeks where education is done in a classroom, with interaction, with a learned instructor (usually). There's give and take.

    It's a fucking joke and a phony and a fraud, all this online shit.

    If two people, with equal credentials, came to me and wanted a job but one had a Real degree and the other some online bullshit degree, the decision is simple.

  15. Re:This program on Wireless Link Calculator On A Cell Phone · · Score: 1

    "Slid this on.."? You must be new.

  16. Re:yeah the patent system's broken.... on Amazon Takes Pikachu To The Patent Office · · Score: 1

    That's what I don't get. These fucking fuck sticks are all railing on fucking Amazon for doing what the law, which admittedly is completely fucking assraped, allows them to do. Bitch about those spineless lout whores at the patent office, not some moneygrubbing fucks intent on destroying all competition -- that's the American way, hizzo.

    So you're damn right they're using the system.If my fucking options are to walk in a straight line and get from point a to point b, or to walk all over the fucking place in circles, up hills, across ravines and shit like that, I'd be a fool to walk in anything but a straight line. Same with those cruel shitnuggets at Amazon. They just happened to have some savvy motherfuckers cranking out some savvy fucking patents.

  17. Re:Multiple Options on Last-Mile Solution For A Rural Land Co-op? · · Score: 1

    I have faltered a bit lately. Ever since I reduced my alcohol intake by about 80%, no joke, I am much less profane. It takes so much energy to get pissed of an violently profane whilst sober.

  18. Re:Multiple Options on Last-Mile Solution For A Rural Land Co-op? · · Score: 2, Funny

    you can just run fiber from the most central place to everywhere else

    And while we're on the subject of Cheap and Easy options, why not Just Put a satellite into Geosynchronous orbit and just build a land relay station that just uses microwave frequencies? You just call the FCC and they set you up with a license. Then you just need subscribers and you're set.

  19. Condensed Version on On The Collapse of Complex Societies · · Score: 1

    Here's the condensed version of the 6,800 word manifesto, with regard to humanity and its environmental problems. Presented to you in 23 words:

    Don't procrastinate.
    Don't assume.
    Admit to knowing that you don't know.
    Better late than never is a lie. There is a Too Late.

    The rest is filler.

  20. Noobs on At Last, PNG An ISO Standard Under Publication · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    After leading the cry against the evils of patents and the overzealous attacks on end users by corporate lawyers, It's nice to see that Slashdot still uses GIFs.

    Fools.

  21. Re:I have a similar problem.. on PC Cases for High Dust Enviornments? · · Score: 1

    The cheapest and most effective solution I've found to high-dust environments is to use some panty hose. It's as effective as the over-priced 'dust filters' sold, easily replaced, and doesn't restrict flow too much. Just take some pantyhose and strech it over the outlet side of the fan and secure with rubber bands. When it needs replacing, don't vacuum, just cut a new piece off and put it on.

    The thing is, if you're getting shitloads of dust in the computers sufficient to ruin them, imagine what that shit is doing to your lungs. My god man, you'll get some crazy fucking black lung disease. You know, just one anonymous call to OSHA will have the place cleaned up and people going nuts to comply with the fines.

  22. Re:Software Update Services on Microsoft Windows Update and Network Bandwidth? · · Score: 1

    Who the fuck is going to let an ISP modify their registry? This isn't a corporation. It's nothing like a corporation. What you can do with Group Policy in a LAN/WAN setting is not like an ISP. Who is logging into an Active Directory server from their ISP? That's what it would take for this to work.

  23. Re:Some thoughts from a ham on Cell Phone Encryption? · · Score: 1

    It might not overty be related to security, but it adds to the overall security of the connection. It's scattered over a huge swath of frequency, along with hundreds or thousands of other calls. All of this arrives at the base station, and the system there determines which pieces and in what order make up each particular conversation.

    And I don't know what the fuck you're talking about, but CDMA has nothing to do with either 2G 2.5G or 3G. Those have to do with data capabilities. That is all. Would you also say that TCP/IP is an old protocol for AOL 5.0?

    There's not "more frequencies for them to talk on." There's channels. And in CDMA, everyone shares the channel.

  24. Re:No problem on AOL Bans Mail From DSL-Hosted Servers · · Score: 1

    As it is, they hoped to slide this through without telling anyone.

    Save it for the O'Reilly crowd. The fact that you're reading it on slashdot is proof it was not hidden. Here's a tip: if you want to hid something, you don't tell people.

  25. Re:Am I the only one? on Parallel Universes Are Real · · Score: 1

    Am I the only one that, on reading this first paragraph, decided to put the article down without finishing it?


    No, there are obviously two of you who decided to quit reading the article because the lede was shit.