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Han Solo in Lego Carbonite

metalion writes "Nathan Sawaya built a life size replica of Han Solo frozen in carbonite. It is composed of approximately 10,000 bricks and was built in approximately three months. Some sample photos are here and here. Sawaya's work also includes a mosaic of a stormtrooper and a small scale replica of the Death Star II."

259 comments

  1. Small Scale Death Star II? As opposed to what? by blat.info · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I'd like to see a large scale Death Star II.

    Anyway, I'm glad people still use the traditional Lego components for stuff like this. Don't get me wrong, Mindstorms is a great thing, and I'm glad Lego isn't totally giving up on it. But there's something about the more traditional Lego pieces.

  2. the least they could do is by narkotix · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    put episodes 1 & 2 in frozen carbonite...boy they were horrid!

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    1. Re:the least they could do is by kfg · · Score: 3, Funny

      put episodes 1 & 2 in frozen carbonite...boy they were horrid!

      You liked them that much, huh? Well, there's no accounting for taste.

      KFG

    2. Re:the least they could do is by Deraj+DeZine · · Score: 0

      I'm not trying to be a jerk, but what exactly is the joke here?

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    3. Re:the least they could do is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The joke is that Episode 1 and 2 are so bad that they give horrid a bad name.

    4. Re:the least they could do is by kfg · · Score: 1

      What joke?

      KFG

  3. Girlfriend? by _w00d_ · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm guessing he doesn't have a girlfriend.

    1. Re:Girlfriend? by Tablizer · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'm guessing he doesn't have a girlfriend.

      If he did, this surely ended it.

      "Look sweety! Look what I built..........honey? HONEY! Come baaaaack!"

      "Fuck! It's just you and me again, Han buddy."

    2. Re:Girlfriend? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe he likes boys?!

    3. Re:Girlfriend? by mroch · · Score: 4, Funny

      Not anymore... he used her as a mold for Han!

    4. Re:Girlfriend? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, I bet he has been doing a bit of Han Solo

    5. Re:Girlfriend? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe she's into hot grits.

    6. Re:Girlfriend? by cptgrudge · · Score: 5, Interesting
      I'm guessing he doesn't have a girlfriend.

      Actually, from reading on his site, he does have a girlfriend, plus a six-figure salary as a lawyer. But he might give it all up, move from New York to California, and take a sixth of the pay to be a Lego Master Builder.

      That's dedication.

      Here is the article that he talks of his dreams of Lego.

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    7. Re:Girlfriend? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's fucking comedy genius, seriously that joke never gets old.

      Oh wait it's older than I fucking am, give it a fucking rest you unfunny piece of amphibian shit.

    8. Re:Girlfriend? by kris · · Score: 2, Informative

      In fact, the Lego Master Builder contest is over, and Lego did choose not one, but three new Master Builders. One of them is him, and he is currently moving from east coast to San Diego.

    9. Re:Girlfriend? by IainMH · · Score: 2, Funny


      Han (and) Solo. ;-)

    10. Re:Girlfriend? by paulcammish · · Score: 5, Informative
      Looks like he is giving it up, as hes got the job of Lego Master Builder!

      http://www.legomasterbuilder.com/release1.php

      Yay for him - theres some VERY nice sculpture on his site, and maybe with the Star Wars influence, he'll become a... sorry... Jedi Master Builder...

    11. Re:Girlfriend? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Fuck! It's just you and me again, Han buddy."

      That should read "hand" buddy. ;)

    12. Re:Girlfriend? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Fuck! It's just you and me again, Han buddy."

      You misspelled hand.

    13. Re:Girlfriend? by brocktune · · Score: 2, Funny

      His nickname is Hand Solo.

    14. Re:Girlfriend? by Alcohol+Fueled · · Score: 1

      From the Lego Master Builder site:

      "LEGOLAND California is a 128-acre family theme park dedicated to families with children between the ages of 2 and 12. Just like with LEGO toys, kids are the ones who make things happen at the Park. They drive, pedal, squirt , climb, jump, stomp, slide, steer, pull, click, push, gallop, laugh, build and program their way through more than 50 rides and attractions."

      Squirt!? I hope somebody built a lego toilet someplace. =/

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  4. Huh by Hyro · · Score: 2, Insightful

    No kidding... Too much time + genius + star wars geek= art

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  5. Great work. by blackwizard · · Score: 5, Funny

    I think this guy's work is awesome. But I can't help but be reminded of a quote from a movie I saw recently, Pirates of the Carribean:

    Jack Sparrow: [looking at all the swords] Who makes all these?
    Will Turner: I do! And I practice with them three hours a day!
    Jack Sparrow: You need to find yourself a girl mate. Or perhaps the reason you practice three hours a day is that you already found one, and are otherwise incapable of wooing said strumpet. You're not a eunuch are you?

    (thanks imdb)

    1. Re:Great work. by 4minus0 · · Score: 1

      You're not a eunuch are you?

      No sir, we prefer to be referred to as eunuch-like if you don't mind. ;)

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    2. Re:Great work. by Deraj+DeZine · · Score: 5, Funny
      You're not a eunuch are you?

      Better watch out, SCO owns all references to eunuchs...

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    3. Re:Great work. by zerocool^ · · Score: 0

      ...But... Why is the rum gone?!?

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    4. Re:Great work. by builderbob_nz · · Score: 1

      When I saw that scene I couldn't help but notice that Eolis never did get a girl in the end, instead he seemed to end up with Gimly the 6ft-somthing dwarf.

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    5. Re:Great work. by GreggBert · · Score: 1

      Isn't that supposed to be GNU/Eunuch ?

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    6. Re:Great work. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow

  6. Slow already.. by njan · · Score: 3, Funny

    ..and no comments. ;)

    I pity the poor webhost.

    Article is: here.

    Slashdottable large jpg files are: here and here.

    There's another large file for you to sap the life out of this server: here. ;)

    I have to say, though, it does look rather good :-D

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    1. Re:Slow already.. by blat.info · · Score: 4, Funny

      I had flashbacks of the old 60's Batman sound effects:

      Article is: here. *POW*

      Slashdottable large jpg files are: here and here. *BIFF*

    2. Re:Slow already.. by MonkeyBoyUk · · Score: 2, Informative
      Piccies mirrored here:

      solo11.jpg
      solo6.jpg

    3. Re:Slow already.. by Gabrill · · Score: 2, Funny

      You killed my website! [p][p]No, Luke! I am your Slashdot!

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  7. So many hours you'll never get back by jbrader · · Score: 4, Funny

    That is easily the coolest waste of time I have ever seen

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  8. Much cooler than the Opportunity landing on Mars by extagboy · · Score: 0, Troll

    hmmm...

  9. fewer than 10 comments.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and the site is toast.

  10. <artificial breathing> by bersl2 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I find your lack of faith disturbing.

  11. Slashdotted by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Apparently his server is made out of Lego too...

    1. Re:Slashdotted by nocomment · · Score: 4, Informative

      Apparently his server is made out of Lego too...

      here's a mirror.

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    2. Re:Slashdotted by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 4, Funny

      Here, let me help you... just copy this script and use it with libwww.

      #!/usr/bin/perl

      print "Apparently his server is made out of $TOPIC too..."

    3. Re:Slashdotted by BiggerIsBetter · · Score: 1

      MetaNet could be interesting, but apparently that's Slashdotted too? Got another link?

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    4. Re:Slashdotted by nocomment · · Score: 1

      By the way, feel free to pound the parent mirror. It's on a T1 that won't be used for much till Monday. I will be pulling the mirror then though. Till then...have fun!

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    5. Re:Slashdotted by Deraj+DeZine · · Score: 0

      Don't post that here! Now the GNAA will use that script to post on every topic hundreds of times...

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    6. Re:Slashdotted by jagoop · · Score: 1

      Actually Server _can_ be made from lego ...

      http://bindslet.net/lego/

    7. Re:Slashdotted by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 1

      Link.

      Never bothered to change my sig after Hurricane Isabel powered my cable modem off for 11 days.

  12. Ahhh.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Reminds me of the good ol days back when I was frozen in carbonite...

    1. Re:Ahhh.. by Some+Bitch · · Score: 1

      You had carbonite? Oh you youngsters have no idea how lucky you *SLAP*

      OW! What was that for?

    2. Re:Ahhh.. by Carbonite · · Score: 1

      You were frozen in me? Liar...

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  13. Re:Small Scale Death Star II? As opposed to what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Han Solo. What is it all about... is it good, or is it whack?

  14. Lame Star Wars comment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Off hand remark, but soon his web server will be frozen in carbonite. :-( Nice work too.

  15. Image Mirror by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    Here is a mirror for those 2 images:

    http://colo.fibersnet.net/solo6.jpg
    http://colo .fibersnet.net/solo11.jpg

    1. Re:Image Mirror by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    2. Re:Image Mirror by Tumbleweed · · Score: 1

      Hmmm...colo'd Solo! Nice.

  16. His life is powered by LEGOs..... by josteos · · Score: 0, Redundant

    .... and apparently his webserver is, too. Apparently the MindStorm bricks were discontinued 'cuz they can't handle a good slashdotting.

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  17. /.'ed already by Ignorant+Aardvark · · Score: 4, Funny

    I feel a great disturbance in the force ... almost as if a whole webserver cried out in agony as it was engulfed in flames.

  18. slashdot don't bother by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    links are also frozen in carbonite

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  19. Open up the way by Aliencow · · Score: 2

    For some "Har har, his web server must be made of LEGOs ! ROFL!" jokes...

    1. Re:Open up the way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, the webserver was frozen in carbonite.

      -- paper

  20. MOD DOWN, PLEASE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dammit, I'm tired of all the same Star-Wars-related slashdotting jokes that get posted all the time. Mod this jackass down to serve as an example to all those who are planning on posting similiar lame jokes.

    1. Re:MOD DOWN, PLEASE by Ignorant+Aardvark · · Score: 0, Troll

      At least have the balls to post non-anonymously when you make these suggestions. Why should people listen to an Anonymous Coward?

    2. Re:MOD DOWN, PLEASE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At least an AC doesn't outright claim to be ignorant.

      The thing that pisses me off about the post is that it's not even correct.

      It's as if a thosand voices suddenly cried out...and were silenced.

    3. Re:MOD DOWN, PLEASE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I bet you're a dateless geek.

      Choke on my chode.

    4. Re:MOD DOWN, PLEASE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      AC. What is it? Is it good or is it wack?

    5. Re:MOD DOWN, PLEASE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Armor Class. The higher, the better.

    6. Re:MOD DOWN, PLEASE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Alternating current. It has it's uses.

    7. Re:MOD DOWN, PLEASE by Richard+Allen · · Score: 1

      Dammit, I'm tired of all the same Star-Wars-related slashdotting jokes that get posted all the time. Mod this jackass down to serve as an example to all those who are planning on posting similiar lame jokes.

      Good, I can feel your anger. I am unarmed. Take your weapon. Strike me down with all of your hatred and your journey towards the dark side will be complete!

  21. Re:Much cooler than the Opportunity landing on Mar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Come on slashdot, where's the Opportunity story(news for nerds, remember?)

    -AC

  22. Re:Good Post Taco by Tablizer · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Just when Opportunity is on Mars....very good news service here...jackass

    Maybe its related. Maybe Opportunity will find Carbonite on Mars. Is there such a thing? Anyhow, good job, NASA!

  23. We're almost there people! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    We just need an article about a "Commemorative Mac Classic Lego Built Case Mod Landing On Mars" and the topics will have completely overlapped themselves.

    1. Re:We're almost there people! by Deraj+DeZine · · Score: 0

      That way the story can be duped 3 different times and people still might not catch on!

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    2. Re:We're almost there people! by KevinKnSC · · Score: 1
      It turns out that a while back, SCO may or may not have purchased all rights to "Commemorative Mac Classic Lego Built Case Mod Landing On Mars".

      Now we have completely overlapped topics.

  24. Guys like that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... get *all* the babes. Nothin' like Legos to reel in the hotties.

  25. Legos?? I have an easier way. by holnet · · Score: 5, Funny

    How do we know those are really legos... Maybe he pushed a giant one of these pin art things on some poor guy at Chuck E Cheese and then took a picture of his pain....

  26. Re:Much cooler than the Opportunity landing on Mar by DAldredge · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Well, that is all we do know, that it landed. It will be sometime before we know if it is ok. And a /. discussion about the landing would be rather boring with nothing to talk about.

  27. Re:Much cooler than the www.denverdirectory.net by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    hmmm...
    This exact comment has already been posted. Try to be more original...

  28. Lego show by Sean+Johnson · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I once went to the mall and saw a lego show where they had all these cool things made. A statue of liberty model about 4-5 ft high stands out in my mind. 'Twas a wee little boy of about ten or eleven. It made my own lego creations back home seem like nothing. I was soo proud of my own lego creations until that day. I was thinking, maybe if I make some cooler stuff, these guys would let me work for them making this stuff. Yes, at one point in my childhood I wanted to build with legos as a career. Didn't every young boy at one point or another?

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    1. Re:Lego show by fliplap · · Score: 1

      its still a dream. Although, I've read enough over the years to know it unlikely. And with the recent contest/interviews I've all but completely given up hope

    2. Re:Lego show by BrynM · · Score: 1
      I once went to the mall and saw a lego show where they had all these cool things made. A statue of liberty model about 4-5 ft high stands out in my mind.
      I believe it lives at the Lego Store at Disneyland in Anaheim, CA with the rest of the New York skyline. The store is in Downtown Disney between the hotel and the park. I saw it last year, but it's not listed on the site so it may not be there any more. They also have 23 foot giraffe, a life size Bionicle, life size Darth Vader, life size Boba Fett and a really cool R2D2.
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  29. Re:Small Scale Death Star II? As opposed to what? by RevRa · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I know exactly what you mean. When I was a kid I liked playing with Lego bricks, and when the "formed" legos came out in the shapes of trees and people and such (pre mindstorms), I never could get into playing with them. They weren't something I "made" myself. It seemed like cheating...or something. Like they didn't belong.

    Of course, I was a crazy kid. I made lego furniture and houses for my dolls instead of asking for the pre-made ones. One time, I built a motorized car for Barbi out of my brothers metal erector set. (anyone remember _those_ ?) :-)

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  30. Not Han Solo! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I you look closely, you will see it is actually Mr. Bill in carbonite.

    1. Re:Not Han Solo! by SoSueMe · · Score: 1

      That's " Sir " Bill, to you...

  31. Re:Good Post Taco by 110010001000 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Well, now you need to wait an extra 30 minutes for it to appear - unless you are a subscriber.

  32. Um, Mars people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    We just landed on Mars again and Slashdot is discussing Legos?

    1. Re:Um, Mars people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      That's Michael for you. You know if Simoniker were on the desk tonight, it would be there already.

      Slashdot requires you to wait 2 minutes between each successful posting of a comment to allow everyone a fair chance at posting a comment.

      It's been 1 minute since you last successfully posted a comment

      Chances are, you're behind a firewall or proxy, or clicked the Back button to accidentally reuse a form. Please try again. If the problem persists, and all other options have been tried, contact the site administrator.

  33. Re:Much cooler than the Opportunity landing on Mar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Of course this is what happens when you have a cron-fired-perl-script that acts like a website.

    If only they had used python >>> (this space left blank for future python scripts)
  34. Well by cubicledrone · · Score: 4, Funny

    For anyone who doubted that any unpaid creative work or thinking is constantly belittled and laughed at, there you go.

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  35. Wow by bobo+the+hobo · · Score: 1, Redundant

    It is amazing what a man can do when he can't get a date

    1. Re:Wow by Pidder · · Score: 2, Insightful

      something tells me that a lawyer with a six figure salary is very likely to get a date if he wanted to.

    2. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      something tells me that a lawyer with a six figure salary is very likely to get a date if he wanted to.

      not if all six figures are zeroes :P

  36. I guess that the fact... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ... that we now have two functioning probes on Mars for the first time since the Viking missions of the 1970s isn't quite as interesting to the Slashdot editors as some chucklehead with too many Legos and too much time on his hands. :(

    1. Re:I guess that the fact... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Look who posted it... Michael. He's too busy sorting through the Opportunity submissions, finding the one that has the most anti-MS bias.

    2. Re:I guess that the fact... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I totally agree. On a scale of "What did I do with my life", this sets a new standard for the left, whereas "I worked on Spirit and Opportunity" (even if it was the "inflate the airbags" routine) would fall a lot more to the right.

    3. Re:I guess that the fact... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cry about it.

    4. Re:I guess that the fact... by maxpublic · · Score: 1

      And in that you'd be right. Mars, shmars, this guy can do some really cool art in legos! Much better than a bunch of geeks dropping a super-expensive remote-control car on one of the most boring planets in the solar system.

      Max

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    5. Re:I guess that the fact... by jbrader · · Score: 1

      Well I guess you gotta have priorities.

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    6. Re:I guess that the fact... by Tumbleweed · · Score: 1

      Maybe he could make a LEGO(tm) Mars? :)

  37. Lego Mac by westendgirl · · Score: 1
    Just use this Mac to view a lesson plan for the Mars Rovers and you'll be there. :)

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  38. you tard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    this is this guys JOB, he builds stuff out of lego an sells em, i wouldnt call earning a living a waste of time. HTH.

    1. Re:you tard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      just because you have them for sale doesn't mean anyone will buy them, dumbshit

  39. Mod parent up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He makes a good point.

    1. Re:Mod parent up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No he doesn't. The failure rate for NASA probes to mars is still fucking pathetic and there is always the rather classic mixing metric and imperial units issue to fall back on.

  40. Re:Small Scale Death Star II? As opposed to what? by Yakman · · Score: 1

    A lot of Mindstorms stuff is built with standard, albeit Technics, bricks (and gears, axles, etc). I'd still consider those traditional components, Technics has been around since 1977.

  41. The force by ValourX · · Score: 0

    The ability to build Han Solo in carbonite out of legos is insignificant compared with the power of the Force.

  42. Death Star by Uncle+Gropey · · Score: 5, Interesting

    It's not Lego(R), but check out this Death Star that some guy made.

    1. Re:Death Star by tgrigsby · · Score: 1

      Ok, *that* guy is a freak. Y'know for a fact that this gent has no love interests or, especially, kids in his life. No way, no how. I'm lucky if I can manage to keep the lawn decent with the time my kids leave me. And I have no time for movies or television either unless it's Spongebob, Ed, Edd and Eddy, or the Power Puff Girls (yippee skip).

      He says at the end that he feels like he has the power to blow up any planet he wishes. This guy is one girlfriend away from having that "power" rechanneled into fixing the brakes on the car, painting the house, helping out with Girl Scout cookie site sales, coaching T-ball, weeding, spackeling, changing diapers, folding mountains of laundry, etc., etc....

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  43. Holy crap... by swordgeek · · Score: 0, Redundant

    That's just fucking cool. Crazy, but cool.

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    1. Re:Holy crap... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Interesting..

      Moderator: Sorry Sir/M'am, your opinion has been regarded as redundant. Next time, please stop feeling like persons before you.

  44. Re:Small Scale Death Star II? As opposed to what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    heh, heh, you played with your brother's erection...

  45. Mars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hello...Michael...Mars

  46. i have the first post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    nah, just kidding.

  47. Re:Much cooler than the Opportunity landing on Mar by Oinos · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Actually, the "no fault" tone was sent shortly after landing indicating that the post landing checkouts were successful and the vehicle was in proper working order.

  48. Heavy duty... by Akki · · Score: 2, Insightful

    That thing probably weighs about as much as a slab of carbonate, too.

    1. Re:Heavy duty... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And according to my little brother, it's probably edible to boot!

  49. Re:Small Scale Death Star II? As opposed to what? by Uncle+Gropey · · Score: 3, Funny

    Exactly... imagine getting a mondo box of Lincoln Logs and having several of them fused into prefab cabins and... er, other cabins.

  50. Re:Small Scale Death Star II? As opposed to what? by kfg · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I predate the American availability of Lego. So for me it was first Lincoln Logs and then Erector Sets (in fact Gilbert made up a good deal of my childhood. You could go into a regular dept. store and buy jars of chemicals and frogs and scalpels to cut 'em open and stuff. All without parental permission or anything. People didn't worry about their kid swallowing a bolt or pickled frog back then).

    So the Erector set is my real love. You learn real engineering principles. I first met Lego when I had younger cousins.

    I agree with the "cheating" though. I mean, what's the point? Lego is for building things, not just to have a lousy model.

    KFG

  51. Re:Small Scale Death Star II? As opposed to what? by irhtfp · · Score: 5, Interesting
    When I was a little squeaker, my aunt worked at a lego factory. The legos that would fall off the line would be swept up, put in bags, and sold to the employees for next to nothing. I have a whole trunk full of 'em!

    They were all mismatched, every color and shape, but they were all just blocks (1s, 2s, 4s, etc.) along with a few of those angled roof blocks and some wheels, the old kind you pushed into the special blocks with holes on the side. I built EVERYTHING with them (except doll furniture).

    Later on, I got a police station for Christmas and I was all WTF! (or the analogous six year old phrase). I just couldn't understand what all those little special pieces were for. I built the station once, took out all the basic blocks and threw them in the trunk, then put the kit away and haven't touched it since.

    I still have them. My kids love them. And I have no doubt their kids will too!

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  52. Re:Small Scale Death Star II? As opposed to what? by kfg · · Score: 1

    Funny you should mention that. While writing my post below I had a look at the Lincoln Log website, just to see if you could still get real wooden ones (yeah, they call them "classic" now, but they're not the same. They look varnished or something to keep little Johnny from getting a sliver).

    And lo and behold, they' got all sorts of premolded plastic parts, like doors, windows and castle tower tops and stuff.

    In "Classic."

    They may not quite be prefab cabins but they're pushing it to the limit.

    KFG

  53. Re:Much cooler than the Opportunity landing on Mar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As opposed to a han solo in carbonite lego recreation?

  54. Re:Small Scale Death Star II? As opposed to what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Will you marry me?

  55. Re: TUBGIRL in LEGO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Personnally, I think that Lego should make a tubgirl set for nerd kids in order to help them get ready for slashdot. You can never start too young.

  56. Why did you slashdot this site? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What if it doesn't survive? It's worth alot to me.

  57. Where's the money ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
    I don't know about the rest of you, but I'm trying to get my head around how much this dude has spent on Lego.


    After all, when a Lego Star Destroyer retails in Aus for AU$299 (discounted) building Han Solo must have cost a fortune.


    One dude with definitely no girl (he has plenty of spare time AND money).

    1. Re:Where's the money ? by einTier · · Score: 2, Funny

      It says he spends about $7,000 a year on LEGO bricks. From the articles, it sounds as if he gets most of them on eBay. $7,000 of used eBay LEGO bricks is a LOT of bricks.

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  58. I felt a great disturbance in the Force... by Gleng · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...as if a webserver cried out in terror, and was suddenly silenced.

    I fear something terrible has happened.

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  59. Re:Much cooler than the Opportunity landing on Mar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    And a /. discussion about the landing would be rather boring with nothing to talk about.

    Given that most people don't RTFA anyway, do the details really matter all that much? The discussions always degenerate into which country is the best, why NASA needs to do more, and why everything is Bush's fault.

  60. Here's the plan ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Saturday night ... 1:32am ...
    You guys go look at LEGOs ... I'll go back to looking at porn.

    1. Re:Here's the plan ... by Talking+Toaster · · Score: 1

      Saturday night ... 1:32am ...
      You guys go look at LEGOs ... I'll go back to looking at porn.


      Might I be able to interest you in some LEGO pr0n?

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    2. Re:Here's the plan ... by Quino · · Score: 1

      Saturday night ... 1:32am ...
      You guys go look at LEGOs ... I'll go back to looking at porn.


      A saturday night spent looking at porn isn't exactly anything to feel smug about.

      Even "I'm going to bed", or better yet, "I'm going to have sex with my hottie girlfriend", would work.

      But not one-handed typing! :)

      Having said that, I'm going to go look up some porn myself. But you see, I'm not proud!

  61. You know what I'd like to see? by Xpilot · · Score: 4, Funny

    A *working* model of the Death Star. Now it doesn't have to be to scale, nor does it need to blow up an entire planet. I'll be sufficiently impressed if it's good enough to blow up a small city the size of, say, Redmond.

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    1. Re:You know what I'd like to see? by hawaiian717 · · Score: 5, Funny
      I'll be sufficiently impressed if it's good enough to blow up a small city the size of, say, Redmond.

      Troi: Captain, I'm picking up hostile intentions.

      Oh, wait... wrong show.

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    2. Re:You know what I'd like to see? by whiteranger99x · · Score: 1

      Well, if you going to pit the Death Star against Redmond, it's only fair if you match it up with this ;)

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    3. Re:You know what I'd like to see? by metlin · · Score: 1

      I was actually thinking more along the lines of a certain place in Utah?

      Then we could perhaps call it Operation: Santa Cruz and do the world a favour.

      Oh the irony of the dilemma!

    4. Re:You know what I'd like to see? by Talking+Toaster · · Score: 1

      I'll be sufficiently impressed if it's good enough to blow up a small city the size of, say, Redmond.

      And it doesn't even have to look like the Death Star. I would be sufficiently impressed if it looked like a cartoonish penguin.

      Or how about just freezing Bill Gates in Carbonite?

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    5. Re:You know what I'd like to see? by EmagGeek · · Score: 1

      "Troi: Captain, I'm picking up hostile intentions."

      Riker: Wait a minute! I don't understand!

      Crusher: Captain, I'm picking up an energy buildup in the middle of the city. I don't know what that means, but it might be a weapon of some kind.

      Worf: AAAARRRRGGGHHHHHHH!

      Picard: Data, analysis

      Data: Curious.

      Picard: That's not analysis, Mr. Data.

      Data: Apologies, Captain.

      Picard: That isn't, either.

      Riker: Wait a minute! I don't understand!

      Data: Sensors detect high levels of Proprietary Software in the city they call "Redmond."

      Picard: Ahhh, reminds me of a Vineyard I once knew in the South of France.

      Worf: AAAAAARRRRGHGGGGHHHHH!!

      Crusher: I'm picking up some kind of tractor beam coming from the surface. I don't know what that means, but it could be a weapon of some kind. ....

      I just can't go on...

  62. Lego Animation by KarmaOverDogma · · Score: 1

    After having seen the very meticulous and detailed work of this site and the lego of the Nebuchadnezzer (http://www.brickfrenzy.com/space_neb.html) I would live to see a Lego animation movie ALA thunderbirds style, or something like that.

    Anyone know if there are any works in this vein or WIP?

    .

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    1. Re:Lego Animation by Meowing · · Score: 1
      Maybe not what you had in mind, but there is always LeGorSIKA.

      That was a sequel to LeGorso, which really wasn't as good.

    2. Re:Lego Animation by HalfFlat · · Score: 1

      There's always Star Lego. Which is simply a classic.

    3. Re:Lego Animation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ween and The White Stripes both have all lego videos.

  63. I'm sorry by KalvinB · · Score: 1

    I didn't realize the world stopped revolving.

    Maybe you would like to discuss Mars 24 hours a day but I don't. Other things do happen you know that are interesting to talk about as well.

    MOLA->BT Everything you need to know to get MOLA data converted over to the BT format to be loaded into a terrain engine.

    It's quite facinating when you realize the entire city of Phoenix could fit into one of those larger craters. Many people find it hard to fathom just how bad it would be if Earth got hit by a decent sized asteroid.

    But, this is a topic about Legos. I don't know of any forums dedicated to talking about Mars, but I bet Google does.

    Ben

    1. Re:I'm sorry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I feel sorry for his kids, they are getting a lot of ugly brown logo bricks.

  64. AC's don't deserve a voice? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At least have the balls to post non-anonymously when you make these suggestions. Why should people listen to an Anonymous Coward?

    Yeah, we shouldn't listen to anything that an AC says. God forbid we judge someone's comments on their merit alone.

    Hey pal, be happy that you're already up to "+4 Funny" in spite of the fact that you didn't get the Star Wars quote right and everyone's heard those stupid slashdotting jokes a billion times. What's a matter? You upset that you can't add someone to your Foes list for calling you out as a karma-whoring copycat?

  65. Re: by mog007 · · Score: 5, Funny

    The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant, next to the power of the Lego.

  66. Re:Article text (that Michael should have posted) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    First natalie portman reference. About being on mars, that is.

  67. Be careful what you ask! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who says RevRa is a girl =P
    (and on that note who says you're a guy?)
    i'm a male and my parents got me all sorts of barbies to play with when i was young...hmm...on another note i wonder if that contributed to my homosexuality..

    1. Re:Be careful what you ask! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      maybe the name 'kate' and the photos on her page were a clue?

    2. Re:Be careful what you ask! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      maybe the name 'kate'

      It's probably short for "Bob".

    3. Re:Be careful what you ask! by ThaReetLad · · Score: 1

      Kudos for the blackadder reference. Nice job!!

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  68. Sad state of affairs with Legos by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    This might be one of the last few truly creative Lego projects.

    At what point did the introduction of increasingly sophisticated and purpose-built Lego pieces diminish the creative aspects of Lego construction?

    1961: First lego wheels
    1964: First Lego sets to include specific building instructions
    1974: Large-scale "maxi-figs" (solid bodies, poseable arms, heads w/ faces)
    1978: Town sets with mini-figures, trees, signage (gas, fire station, etc)
    1984: Knights, armor, swords, horses, wagon wheels, banners
    1988: Pirates, cannons, tree trunks and leaves, pirate flags, alligators
    1995: Aquazone, scuba gear, squids, painted canopies w/ sea-monster faces
    2000-present: Bionicles, Star Wars, Spider Man, and Harry Potter sets

    Another point in time? Actually, I'm not as interested in the date itself as much as the sequence of brick releases.

    1. Re:Sad state of affairs with Legos by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I had a lot of fun as a kid with the wheels, castle sets and pirates.

      The latest stuff they have now (Star Wars, Harry Potter) is really awful.

      Hopefully Lego will really return to its roots.

    2. Re:Sad state of affairs with Legos by einTier · · Score: 1
      Though I have fond memories of LEGO Town LEGO bricks, I really think that around 1984 was the beginning of the end. Some specialized bricks aren't bad, wheels are definately nice for something more than just a static structure. Maxi and Mini-figs are nice when you're a kid as well, as it give you a population to build for (or in my case, mutilate with strange weapons of destruction).

      But somewhere shortly after the minifigs, it went very, very wrong. Too many special pieces. Too many things that could realistically only be built one way. Too many things that could only be a door or a ship or a motorcycle or a dump truck.

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    3. Re:Sad state of affairs with Legos by Quino · · Score: 1

      Funny thing is, this is obvious even to kids (based on my own experience, and several posts above, including your own).

      I was a *kiddie* disappointed when I saw specialized kits (esp. where you could really only build the one thing on the box cover) and overly-specialized parts.

      What's up with LEGO? Aren't they making enough cash from all the lost pieces and new generations of kids whom must be bought LEGOS for? (it's one of the coolest toys I've ever had. My kids will get legos, and, just as importantly, hours devoted to building stuff with them. One of the fondest memories from my childhood and some of the coolest time I spent with my Dad where spent on the floor building and designing stuff. Of course, it was with TENTE*, but it's basically the same thing).

      *Anyone here know the history of TENTE? I had that before LEGO, and when I saw LEGO I assumed (I was a kid, don't know the real history of this) that it was a rip-off of TENTE. I also assumed as a kid that TENTE and LEGO were American companies, but I realized later that they're both not.

    4. Re:Sad state of affairs with Legos by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Proudest day of my life, my grade five lego pirate project.Only specisalized parts? the base i built it on (an old plastic castle base with a few lego sheets attached) and one set of doors. two floors, could take off the top. had a lil story/play that i did inside of it.damn right

  69. Remember when being a nerd ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ....was spending a saturday night talking about how you just landed on mars.

    For all of you that will rate this post (-1 Offtopic) -- what would you give this site with respect to the rest of the world?

    Every other website on the planet is talking about the mars mission, except this one. Yeah Legos....thats good.

  70. The questions I have to ask..... by Talking+Toaster · · Score: 4, Funny

    Nathan Sawaya built a life size replica of Han Solo frozen in carbonite.

    Does it contain Harrison Ford?

    Could it be modified to contain Harrison Ford?

    And this is redundant, but it is slashdotted already.
    Here is google cache

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  71. Stormtrooper... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Star Wars sucks. Use FreeBSD instead.

  72. Re:Girlfiend? by Deraj+DeZine · · Score: 0

    With a Star Wars geek like that, he's probably holding out for Natalie Portman (hence the free time and lack of girlfriend).

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  73. Re:the l337 they could do is by Deraj+DeZine · · Score: 0

    Now THAT was good!

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  74. Mods (and others), PLEASE READ THIS! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Why should people listen to an Anonymous Coward?

    Because some of us want to make important points without having our Friends and Foes list distract others from what we have to say. There is a lot you can learn about someone here at Slashdot with just a few clicks. In fact, here's some things I have learned about you:

    Your recent posting history indicates a wild mix of highly-rated posts and low-rated posts. This tends to suggest that you are someone who karma-whores a lot. Your own thoughts usually bring you down to a score of 0 or even -1 but rehashing tired old jokes (like your grandparent posting) or reprinting the ideas of others as your own usually gets you high scores. Mods, if you dislike people who do this sort of thing, you may want to reconsider giving this guy another +5 Funny for his post.

    You seem to have some desparate need to let everyone know about your academic accomlishments, as though we don't have accomplishments of our own. The funny thing is that no one is listening: your journal entries all have zero comments.

    Mods and other slashdotters, particularly those who use the AC function occasionally, I emplore you to add Ignorant Aardvark to your Foes list right now. I've made it easy for you by putting the link. It will only take you a second to do this. Please consider showing this guy a lession.

    Sincerely,
    A Concerned AC

    1. Re:Mods (and others), PLEASE READ THIS! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Blah blah blah - etc
      Sincerely,
      A Concerned AC


      This problem may very well exist, and it may very well need to be solved, but how will the unsuccessful ruining of one person's karma/reputation fix anything?

      Your WAR (War Against Redundancy) - if I can call it that - will do nothing if it's only this silly babble about making an example out of someone. What you need to do is propose something that actually fights the causes of karma-whoring and not just the by-product of what is this person's perspective a very economical choice for using Slashdot, make karma-whoring not worth the effort and you can concentrate on bringing value to discussion.

      Sincerely,
      An Unconvinced AC. (Though you can call me "Bob".)

    2. Re:Mods (and others), PLEASE READ THIS! by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      Because some of us want to make important points without having our Friends and Foes list distract others from what we have to say. There is a lot you can learn about someone here at Slashdot with just a few clicks. In fact, here's some things I have learned about you:

      Why do I get the feeling that AC has the guy he was talking to in his foes list and he doesn't want him to know that that is why he's picking on him?

      I emplore you to add Ignorant Aardvark to your Foes list right now. I've made it easy for you by putting the link. It will only take you a second to do this. Please consider showing this guy a lession.

      that might be why...

      Especially since he's complaining about star wars joke in a star wars discussion...sheesh, some people. No wonder he's using AC.

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  75. Re:Small Scale Death Star II? As opposed to what? by Monkelectric · · Score: 1

    Do you recall those spheres that had 6 hexagonal connectors? You could build robots and space stations out of them ... now thats a toy!

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  76. What is it with /. and Star Wars ? by EmCeeHawking · · Score: 1

    I honestly don't get it. A simplistic plot, one-dimensional characters, terrible "effects", poor acting, and grainy, flat-color cinematography( we're talking 1970's film technology ).

    I'm just as geeky as the next slashdotter, but could someone please explain to me what is so great about this movie? Movies have improved dramatically over the last 30 years, yet most people here act as if this is god's gift to cinema. Please help.

    1. Re:What is it with /. and Star Wars ? by BlackHat · · Score: 1

      If you really wanted to know. It's not about the movies themselves. It is the vast array of supporting *things* that have been created in the SW universe. Often by someone other than Lucas. Many if not most geeks here recognize the huge amount of work and thought that went into making these films[and other SW products games, books etc].
      Lucas may arguably be only one level above B-trash but he inspires people [artists, designers, writers] to build on to his ideas. No small talent.

      Oh and an on topic part:
      Good to see more builders getting noticed outside the LEGO communities.

    2. Re:What is it with /. and Star Wars ? by Teddy+Beartuzzi · · Score: 1
      I know it's in to bash it, but I guess you just had to be there. Lineups around the block, waiting a couple of hours before you could get into the theatre, theatre literally packed down to the last seat filled, the most raucous and boisterous applause I've ever heard. An incredible payoff after an extremely enjoyable and fun movie.

      It's just not the same in the 20 screen multiplex world.

    3. Re:What is it with /. and Star Wars ? by Jacer · · Score: 4, Funny

      Duh! It's simple. We don't like Star Wars at all, we just want light sabers. Face it, while it isn't god's gift to cinema, jedi are god's gift to science fiction. Every nerds wet dream.

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    4. Re:What is it with /. and Star Wars ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Simplistic plot, one-dimensional characters, and not even standardised spelling.. What's so great about the Beowolf epic? Poetry has improved dramatically over the past thousand or so years...
      Certainly, I can name plenty of movies that are "better" than Star Wars, from the birth of the medium, to the present day, on many levels. But you won't be seeing people dressed-up as characters of Fritz Lang's "M." While I'd say it had better acting, cinematography, and a powerful plot than Star Wars, it won't EVER enthrall audiences in the same way.
      I could go on for ages about how Star Wars uses a classic hero's journey to guide the plot, or how the plot/score is ripped off of Wagner's Ring cycle, and why its deserving of its place as a modern-day epic, but I won't.
      Because one of the things that draws audiences to it is the idea that a "nobody" (farm-boy Luke) can make the world (or galaxy in this case) a better place. That's something audiences can react to on a visceral level.

    5. Re:What is it with /. and Star Wars ? by jrockit19 · · Score: 1
      I find your lack of faith disturbing ...

      C'mon who wouldn't want to use the force to get rid of grumpy co-workers?

      Do you seriously want someone to explain why they got Luke Skywalker vinyl Halloween outfits and X-Wing bedsheets with pillowcase, and the -real- Milennium Falcon with Han Solo and Chewy figurines whenever they saved enough of their allowance, or maybe got the die cast tie fighter for their birthday??? Who wouldn't want to have a hamster named R2-D2, and dress up for .... you guessed it! Haloween as R2-D2???

      Watch the very end of Spaceballs someday... you'll get it....

    6. Re:What is it with /. and Star Wars ? by EmagGeek · · Score: 1

      "Movies have improved dramatically over the last 30 years"

      Yeah, no kidding! Look at the NEW star wars movies... Simplistic plot, one-dimensional characters, poor acting, but WOW, look at the effects and color!! They're amazing!

  77. Nice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe he wanted to slow down the hordes of Slashdotters but making them cut and paste. We all know that 95% of slashdotters are lazy. :)

    Of course now you had to be in the 5% that took some initiative, and now his server will go down, too.

  78. Re: TUBGIRL in LEGO by exspecto · · Score: 0, Funny

    funny shit man

  79. Re:Small Scale Death Star II? As opposed to what? by realdpk · · Score: 1

    Yeah, Capsula or something like that. Those were awesome. When my parents got us the ones with motors, it was just so cool. It made me want motorized Lego though, which did not exist (that I'm aware of).

  80. Image Mirror by pr00f · · Score: 5, Informative

    Here's a mirror of the referenced images:

    http://unbolted.llarian.net/lego/

  81. Re:Small Scale Death Star II? As opposed to what? by Awptimus+Prime · · Score: 4, Funny

    Damn them.

    At the day care provider my parents stuck me in, there were, literally, thousands of lincoln logs. They had tubs of the things and I was the only kid who would touch them. While all the other kids had to share legos, I was build log mansions. It was great. I had one structure about 6 feet high (stood on a chair to place the top parts). The bitch who was in charge of us yelled at me because of my hoarding. I hope she's fat and bald now.

  82. Carbonite? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What is carbonite? I have heard of carbonates .

  83. the obligatory qutoe by Tumbleweed · · Score: 1

    The ability to blow up Microsoft is _insignificant_ next to the power of the Force.

  84. Why is this here? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Slashdot: "stuff that matters"??

  85. Hope he can... by Comatose51 · · Score: 1

    Hope he can build a web server out of LEGOs... He's going to need it now.

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  86. Re:Great work. (spoiler) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey, the joke's on you. He gets the girl at the end of the movie.

  87. Re:Small Scale Death Star II? As opposed to what? by einTier · · Score: 3, Informative

    Capsela. They still [url=http://www.discoverthis.com/capsela.html]sell this stuff[/url].

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  88. Re:Small Scale Death Star II? As opposed to what? by DrLudicrous · · Score: 1

    I find the 'fat and bald' bit incredibly entertaining.

  89. Re:Small Scale Death Star II? As opposed to what? by Quino · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Yup, I got as much use out of my Capsela set as my Lego sets as a kid.

    The really cool capsela bubbles (and the neat thing about Capsela besides being letting you build motorized cars, boats, etc.) was seeing the special gearing bubbles. The most fascinating was the worm-gear. One set would turn the other set very slowly, but man did it increase its torque. It was absolute magic to a kid -- I was amazed that the cheap-looking motors (powered by two AA batteries) could, when used with the worm-gear, turn a wheel so that it was hard to stop it with your hand. The transparent bubbles made it so that you could see how it worked (even if I didn't quite understand it at the time).

    Funny too, I remember being puzzled because I couldn't put the motor on the other end of the worm gear, and get a wheel that turned super fast (as I had orignially guessed)! But it did work great the other way around, with a slower, but magically more determined, wheel ...

    Ah, the memories!

  90. What about the current Poll? by Talking+Toaster · · Score: 1

    We just need an article about a "Commemorative Mac Classic Lego Built Case Mod Landing On Mars" and the topics will have completely overlapped themselves.

    What about the current Poll?
    Cheapest way to put a man on Mars?

    Anyone want to hear my theories on the cost effectiveness in traveling to Mars using Toaster Technology and Legos, Apple computers and Han Solo as Pilot?

    I hope not because I really don't have any idea how that could be done.

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  91. Full mirror by CowboyMeal · · Score: 4, Informative

    Here's a mirror of the entire site.

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  92. apparently... by networkGhettoWhore · · Score: 0

    his webserver is made of legos too.
    /.ed

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  93. Girlfriend: Negative. by Benwick · · Score: 1

    We have found it. The geekiest piece of art in the history of the universe.

    I'll have these babies on the market while he's still wrestling with the pickle matrix... mgl'hey...

  94. Re:Small Scale Death Star II? As opposed to what? by Darth23 · · Score: 4, Funny
    Well once SDI is fully funded, Emperor Dubya, Grand Moff Cheney and Darth Rumsfeld are gonna give you a chance to see a fully armed and operational battlestation.....

    (BE

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  95. Re:Small Scale Death Star II? As opposed to what? by JoshWurzel · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Oh jesus, people, quit your whining! I am so tired of everyone bitching about how special shapes are ruining lego. You know what? I *LOVE* the custom pieces. They add detail that I wouldn't be able to get otherwise.

    Not when there are so many that the entire set is 8 pieces. That's stupid. But on a large set (600+ pieces), I see nothing wrong with having custom parts. Look, I love to build models. But I'm at college, and I don't have a lot of room for that. Instead, I build large lego sets. Sure, they only take a few hours, but they take a lot less space to build and are no less beautiful to me. And if the 2100-piece rebel blockade runner has a custom piece for its radar, BIG FUCKING DEAL.

    That gorgeous 3000-piece star destroyer uses those "custom" magnets to hold the outer panels together. If it didn't, it'd be SOLID LEGO and weigh 42 tons. If you want to build everything out of the original shaped blocks, then every model lego sells is going to be the size of a small car.

    Apparently, I'm the only one on Slashdot who feels this way. Maybe its not the most creative/inventive thing I could do with those blocks, but its fun for me.

  96. I torrented it! by JThundley · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The web site is getting a little slow, so I actually made a torrent of the star wars lego pictures and pages.
    Download the torrent here.

    This may be overkill, but at least I'll get experience. I'm hosting this shit myself, so send me some input or post back :)

    1. Re:I torrented it! by JThundley · · Score: 1

      Just a little update:
      I edited the HTML by hand so you actually get all the HTML with a lot of working links contained within itself. I also wrote a small Index page for the three pages.

      I've uploaded 34.2 MB total, and each copy is 1.1 megs. That means I've distributed about 31 copies.
      Maybe it would have been better to mirror it the old fashion way. Ehhh, whatever, it was fun.

      I won't be taking it down soon by the way.

  97. Solo being frozen made it an adult film by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I remember seeing Han frozen as a kid and it was really kind of traumatizing because you didn't know if he was dead at first and then when you found out he was living you couldn't imagine the pain he was experiencing from the expression the had been frozen upon his face. This is one the things that made this episode (along with Luke having his hand sliced off) very different, graphic, adult AND better than any other.

  98. Re:Small Scale Death Star II? As opposed to what? by John+Courtland · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I finally figured out why I hate custom pieces, and this is as good of a place as any to say why. If you need more of a custom piece, you usually can't just scrounge from other sets. You need to buy that same set again. The magents you refer to aren't custom. They are used in MANY sets. I have probably 30-40 of them, and I used them all the time. It's mostly the smaller sets that contain just one or two of a custom piece that really are the targets of this "backlash" or sorts. Especially when a standard piece or a combination of standard pieces could have done in place of the custom one.

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  99. Dream Job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Looks like he won his dream Job on Friday.

    www.legomasterbuilder.com/release1.php

  100. AC overrated flamebait by TheUberBob · · Score: 1

    this wasnt interesting...it was rather annoying...

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  101. Parent is offtopic and flamebait by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative
    Your recent posting history indicates a wild mix of highly-rated posts and low-rated posts.

    That's not Karma whoring, that's exactly how it should work. Here's a relevent quote from Slashdot's FAQ:

    Karma fluctuates dramatically as users post, moderate, and meta-moderate. Don't let it bother you. It's just a number in the database.


    There is absolutely no reason to penalize someone to the degree you suggest (foes listing) for posting an old rehashed joke. That's what metamoderation is for. Of course, you knew this, otherwise you wouldn't have checked the "Post Anonymously" button. Since discussion about Slashdot's moderation system is ALWAYS offtopic, I have to click the same box... Ironic.
  102. Another kind of star wars artesany... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm surprised nobody has pointed yet this ASCII art Episode IV animation:

    Ep IV

  103. Parent is incorrect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Read the FAQ, getting modded up for a funny post does NOT help your Karma!

  104. Re:Small Scale Death Star II? As opposed to what? by TechniMyoko · · Score: 0

    whats with you and saying " is it good, or is it whack? " to every god damned thing?

  105. Slashdotted by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mod Parent Up

  106. Feedback as requested by PatrickThomson · · Score: 1

    Handy, but a little late. Kudos for doing it though.

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  107. If you think that's impressive... by hurcain · · Score: 1

    you should see my Lego...oh, nevermind.

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  108. It needs to be part of this gallery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    More fun with Legos...

    (Warning: The site starts slow even without the /. effect)

  109. As Triumph would Say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Legos are normally played at home, by 12 year olds.

    Nerds.

  110. off topic cach'o'google by hachete · · Score: 1

    THe inevitable has happened and the poor bastards website has been slashdotted. When doing the articles, couldn't someone think to get the google cache link? At least we wouldn't be trampling over his bandwidth...6-figure lawyer not withstanding...

    h

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    1. Re:off topic cach'o'google by Profane+Motherfucker · · Score: 1

      No kidding. It's just so fucking rude. I have a small website. If shit like this happened, and I wasn't home pull the plug on the fucker, my hosting provider would be getting read to lube me up for a good stiff bill fucking.

      I don't understand why someone can't be considerate enough to mention to the site owner. It's not as if this is breaking fucking news here. MARS INVADED, JESUS AMONG THE FIRST ASTRONAUTS. This is shit in legos. I think it could have waited for a simple reply from the site owner.

      Slashdot gets the advertising revenue, this dude gets the moster fucking bill for his free, advert free, site. Nice work jerks.

  111. Re:Small Scale Death Star II? As opposed to what? by inertia187 · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's like the Soviet Russian guy I guess. Not as funny though.

    In Soviet Russia, Han Solo whacks you!

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  112. Re:Small Scale Death Star II? As opposed to what? by inertia187 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Your bold statement got me thinking. What if the Death Star II from Return of the Jedi was actually the Death Star III. And the one from A New Hope was really Death Star II. That would allow for there to be an original Death Star prototype in Episode III that was not fully armed perhaps.

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  113. Re:Small Scale Death Star II? As opposed to what? by Glonoinha · · Score: 1

    -I predate the American availability of Lego.

    Holy cow. I had just assumed that Legos were part of the childhood toybox forever, like Crayons, toy guns, and fire. Thanks for the dose of reality.

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  114. Space Legos by vesamies · · Score: 1

    Watching to images... I miss my space Legos so much.

  115. Re:Small Scale Death Star II? As opposed to what? by Katharine · · Score: 1

    I had something called "Ramagon" which was made out of white plastic. It had 26-sided connectors and full and half-length bars. You could make very cool futuristic structures, Russian-looking "onion domes," etc. There were bright yellow and orange plates that you could snap on to form walls, rubber doughnuts you could put on the connectors to form wheels, etc. I had tremendous fun with it.

    The only problem with it was that the structures it made were amazingly sturdy structurally but the plastic they used was too brittle (styrene, I think), so it was very hard to take the finished structures apart without breaking the components. I think they use a different type of plastic now that has solved that problem. Looks like they have more & different colored parts as well.

  116. Sod the lego, I want this guy's job by __aaarnh3813 · · Score: 1

    Talking of Lego, have you heard of this bloke ?
    I so want a job where you can demand a desk made from lego, and have it written in the contract !
    http://www.ericharshbarger.com/lego/desk.html

  117. Re:Small Scale Death Star II? As opposed to what? by Ephemeriis · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I don't mind the custom pieces in small numbers... And if the intent is to build a specific model then they are very necessary. What I mind is the fact that it is becoming increasingly difficult for me to find/buy just the regular blocks. Sure...building a blockade runner is fun, but what about when you just want to assemble pieces and see what you can come up with? Last time I was in a toy store 95% of the lego kits they had were "models" of various kinds. Airplanes, star wars stuff, space shuttles, police stations, cars, those bionicle things...it took me quite some time to locate the regular building blocks. This is what annoys me, and what I complain about. It is becoming nigh-impossible to get the basic lego sets.

    Imagine going to the store to buy some modeling clay...and all they have are kits in which most of the clay has already been shaped, dried, and painted...and all you do is stick them together into some pre-determined model. Imagine searching from store to store to find a simple tub of modeling clay, and only finding those kits. That's how I feel sometimes.

    yrs,
    Ephemeriis

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  118. Han is cool, but.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Where is the Lego slave Leia?

  119. Re:Small Scale Death Star II? As opposed to what? by Monkelectric · · Score: 1

    ohHHH those look cool to. I think I'm going to ebay some and build a stand for my speak-n-spell :)

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  120. Ahh slashdot by TachyonAT · · Score: 1

    This has to be one of the only places in the world where geeks with no girlfriends are the primary mockers of other geeks with no girlfriends. the way i see it anyone making fun of that guy is either trying to mask their own lonliness or has a girlfriend and forgets how much of a dork he really is and how lucky he is that that chick puts up with him...

  121. Yet another slashdotting by ajlitt · · Score: 1

    It seems his account has been frozen in carbonite as well.

    1. Re:Yet another slashdotting by qw(name) · · Score: 1

      I guess we'll have to check again in February when the carbonite thaws and his bandwidth is reset.

  122. Re:Small Scale Death Star II? As opposed to what? by soft_guy · · Score: 1

    Isn't it amazing the things adults will accuse children of that aren't true. And as kids we never got any justice.

    I try not to jump to conclusions with my daughter, but unfortunately I'm not a school teacher and I don't work with children which makes me basically powerless to change anything.

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  123. Re:Small Scale Death Star II? As opposed to what? by tuffy · · Score: 1

    I'm just waiting for George Lucas to have Alderaan shoot first in the next special edition.

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  124. Re: by tgd · · Score: 1

    And neither does he.

  125. Better than EverFuckingQuest or some other MMORPG by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wasted 2 years playing EQ ROTFL...... I
    know folks that are still playing and had played from
    the beginning (I got in during year 2).

    Talk about a waste of time 18-24hrs a day for
    over 2 years. Sure, I had fun, but then I woke
    up and smelled my room ROTFL

    Get a fucking life folks :)

  126. Re:Small Scale Death Star II? As opposed to what? by mlush · · Score: 2, Informative
    What I mind is the fact that it is becoming increasingly difficult for me to find/buy just the regular blocks.

    You could just buy them bulk bulk and if you don't see what you want they do special orders

  127. I was 5, it was Fantastic! *shrug* What can I say? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The story was kick-ass, the acting was, well
    believable if not exactly the best :)

    The fact that it was done on almost no budget
    makes it all the better.

    Have you ever actually WATCHED the dang movie??

  128. Re:Small Scale Death Star II? As opposed to what? by haystor · · Score: 1

    I bought a planer, a bench sander and a table saw. I'm producing enough blocks to make a large fort. It works out to about 1/3 the cost of buying wooden blocks. They don't really come into their own until you have a 1 year old walking around like godzilla, smashing buildings.

    Oh, and the trebuchet is operational. I just need to make a smaller one or lob something much heavier because it's throwing things about 80 feet right now. This is not good for indoor use.

    I've basically given up on prepackaged sets for blocks, legos, whatever and I'm making my own stuff now. It's so much more satisfying to see a little one playing with something you made. Oh, and if you do need some special pieces, you can always get exactly what you want.

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  129. Re:Small Scale Death Star II? As opposed to what? by phaggood · · Score: 0

    Emperor Dubya, Grand Moff Cheney and Darth Rumsfeld

    Bwahahahaha!!!

    Man, anybody here draw? That I gotta see as a cartoon!

    Hmm, lemme fire-up the gimp and hit images.google.com for some pics.....

  130. Didn't anyone ever have an Erector Set? by xagon7 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I was born in 77, so I got the plastic/aluminum Erector set, but I STILL loved that more than any Legos/Roboticx/Capsella set of the time. Does anyone else share this sentiment? Erector was just cool as hell, you were playing with nuts and bolts and metal. I loved it. Built many a robots (well... what I thought were robots ;) )

  131. Re:Small Scale Death Star II? As opposed to what? by JasontheMason · · Score: 1
    Just my 2c on special pieces. I'm not a model builder in a big way, I've mostly done vehicles and equipment and stuff (trucks, cars etc.) and usually normal lego scale. Car windows and wheels aside, details like grills and headlights go a long way towards the mental perception of something being what you want it to be. :^)

    I've actually made a couple custom parts, one of them made it possible to build a flatbed tow-truck (the ones that tilt and slide back to pick up a car). The tilt part is pretty easy but to get the slide I had to use a 4x1 plate with the middle two bumps cut off so it could slide long the underside of another plate without taking up way too much space to implement and looking horribly unporportional. If anyone wants to know more about it contact me and I'll find stuff to put on my website.

    But of course, my models are clearly very inferior to the huge ones that take multi-Ks of pieces since I only go for looking realistic, functionality and do it to the scale of a normal LEGO guy. Don't get me wrong, I've got a lot of respect for the people who can make stuff like Han Solo, but I like the challenge of doing as much as I possibly can, making it believable, and make it work (decently realistically) with the best pieces possible. I built a decent Mack dump truck yesterday, cab offset and all. I guess I value ingenuity and elegance more than what the heck you use for pieces. As long as it looks like I want it to I don't care. But then again, if your pieces are so special they aren't useful most of the time, um, verstility is good for a piece's use, too, I guess.

    JTM

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  132. What I am waiting for... by Black+Art · · Score: 1

    is the Han Solo TV dinner.

    Well, he looks like one...

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  133. Re:Small Scale Death Star II? As opposed to what? by bonch · · Score: 1

    You're not the only one, although when I mentioned once that I liked custom pieces, I got modded down.

    I grew up with Lego in the mid-80s, where it was a mix of basic blocks and custom blocks. So, you'd have big 4x4 bricks to make the police station, and then custom little motorcycles and a slope piece with a phone painted on it.

    I never found a problem with it, and the pieces were quite usable with anything else I needed. I used those custom pieces everywhere--and so did Lego, actually. I used to examine their model sets and note the interesting ways they used the same radar dish or antenna piece for so many different things.

    I don't get the big deal. Wait, yes I do--it's people being nostalgic. Anything that happened during your childhood is somehow better than the way it is happening now. I see that mental fallacy all the time. Meanwhile, kids now will say the same things in 20 years.

  134. Re:Small Scale Death Star II? As opposed to what? by Afrosheen · · Score: 1

    I think Lego started releasing the Technics kits around the same time as Capsela got popular, or a little afterwards. I never got to play with Capsela but a friend of mine got Technics kits for every holiday. Christmas, birthdays, you name it. I was so jealous of his dune buggy kit.

    Later I ended up getting some Lego kit with the battery pack and a motor. It took massive D sized batteries (does anything use these anymore?) and was too heavy to engineer something small because the motor it drove was weak. Eventually I made a balsa wood boat and used the motor/battery on this but it wasn't practical without being remote controlled.

    My favorite combo was my slot car racing set and my erector set tower with the electric motor mounted to the top of the tower. The motor was powered by the slot car track (all it takes is two wires straight to the slots :)). The faster the cars went the faster the motor spun. Oh and did I mention a gigantic erector set windmill blade was mounted to the motor? The drivers were always headed for disaster on that track.

    Now that I think about it, it's a miracle nobody got hurt by Erector sets. Either that or back then people weren't insanely litigious like they are now. Erector sets were hella dangerous by nature; sharp metal edges on everything, real nuts and bolts (but to be fair they did include some paper and metal washers).

  135. Re:Small Scale Death Star II? As opposed to what? by jafuser · · Score: 1

    I've been hoping for a long time now that they might come up with a smaller lego form factor, sort of the inverse size of Duplo.

    This would allow us to make detailed models without having them be the "size of a small car" and still use mostly basic pieces.

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  136. Re:Small Scale Death Star II? As opposed to what? by kfg · · Score: 2, Interesting

    When I was 5 or so it was still possible to walk through a well to do household and not see any plastic other than some knobs on appliances. Any rubber goods would be natural rubber mixed with carbon.

    Unless you looked in the toy box. There you would find the familiar green plastic army men and plastic dolls. I still have the truck and cannon that came with the army men I received for my first birthday (sentimental value. They're the only birthday present I ever received from my father).

    But the familiar Lego building brick had not quite made it to the new world yet and my mother had entered college before they were invented.

    My grandparents predate cellophane. Think about that. One of my uncles was taught to fly by Orville Wright. We've come a long, long way within the living memory of some (although not, alas, of my aforementioned relatives).

    KFG

  137. This is so sad... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh good, now we've Slashdot'ed the poor SOB's website. Now maybe he will go out and do something usefull with his life! DO YOU HEAR ME- GET A LIFE U!!! Well we can only hope..

  138. Re:Small Scale Death Star II? As opposed to what? by Thu+Anon+Coward · · Score: 1

    as a military dependent, I grew up in Europe with all the cool toys, including wooden blocks and legos and handmade toys.

    do you make the blocks with letters on them and paint them? or do you make plain blocks? you have a website that shows how to make them, including plans and wood recommendations?

    as a childrens store owner, I can tell you that people just don't buy their kids these types of toys anymore unless they really care for them. they think all kids have to have electronic stuff. hell, my best friend's kid got the latest Gameboy Advance, from his parents, 6 months ago, WHEN HE TURNED 5 yrs old. and that was to replace an earlier edition of a Gameboy the kid already had.

    Americans are breeding a new generation of complacent lazy non-creative type kids. and they wonder why we can't compete any more?

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  139. Re:Small Scale Death Star II? As opposed to what? by Awptimus+Prime · · Score: 1

    I used to just pee in the pool in retaliation for stupid things.

  140. Re:Small Scale Death Star II? As opposed to what? by teh*fink · · Score: 1

    I used to just pee in the pool in retaliation for stupid things.

    thanks man.

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  141. New LEGO Replica! by ckret · · Score: 1

    Hey look here!
    I made a life size replica of "the Invisible Man". Aint it cool?

  142. Re:Small Scale Death Star II? As opposed to what? by juhaz · · Score: 1

    Yeah, I'm still waiting for that full-size Lego replica of Death Star.

  143. Re:Small Scale Death Star II? As opposed to what? by Squee-D · · Score: 1

    Let us not forget the differential bubble.. That piece really messed with my head, take the 'vehicle' off the ground and the wheels wouldn't turn. Instead, the crown gear would spin like mad - And then my uncle (motor mechanic) exlained how and why such a thing was used in cars. You have to love that kind of thing.

  144. /.-effect is a technical deficiency by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Question: why doesn't /. cache the linked pages in the articles (w/ the url to the original page) so that people aren't bankrupted because some kid got included a link in the post? /. has plenty of sponsored bandwidth, many small sites dont. (and dont bother writing any users-fault-pays flaming plz)

  145. Re:Small Scale Death Star II? As opposed to what? by Sethus · · Score: 1

    Yea, I did something like that once, I would take the prebuilt starships and whatnot, and "modify" them to be better and cooler looking. Sometimes I'd modify them TOO much and they would look hideous and so then I'd toss em around the room till they broke up a bit and build it back up. ^^

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  146. Re:Small Scale Death Star II? As opposed to what? by graywulf · · Score: 1

    I went nuts building toys that the toy companies hadn't made yet. I remember building the Phoenix from "Battle of the Planets" complete with detachable vehicles for each G-Force member. It was big and weighed a bit, but it was great fun.

  147. Re:Small Scale Death Star II? As opposed to what? by haystor · · Score: 1

    What/where is your store?

    I have no website detailing it.

    If you google for Barclay wood blocks, you should find a site that sells some good blocks. Their site is humorous and they clearly know how people (big and small) really use blocks.

    They use Soft Maple, so that's what I bought. It has a nice feel to it. Although it is called "soft maple", it is still a hardwood. This is important because soft woods will splinter.

    I bought 8/4 soft maple in random widths and lengths.

    rip then plane it down to 1 3/8".
    Then just cut the remaining board in units of 1 3/8's so that a typical block is 1 3/8" x 2 3/4" x 2 3/4".
    Make some longer ones.

    Originally I was going to route the edges along the grain but instead I bought a bench grinder and I just hold the edge against it for a second. While a bit more inconsistent, it results in a nice soft edge.

    Next time I might go with 6/4 soft maple and use 1.25" as my unit just so there isn't so much wasted wood.

    If you have a bit more money, you can get the wood already planed to your exact width.

    The planer works wonders. Planed wood doesn't need to be sanded along the faces.

    If I were doing it over again, I might buy a mitre saw that could be adjusted to rip instead of a table saw. The mitre would be better at cutting lengths of blocks than the table saw. Then again, a table saw is a real workhorse for other projects.

    I don't do the letters or anything too fancy. I'm really not handy with power tools and rectangles are my specialty :)

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  148. Re:Small Scale Death Star II? As opposed to what? by Fjord · · Score: 1

    There's always this

    Of course, this was better from a technical perspective, IMO. Ken Starr as Vader is quite good, as is the cigar.

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